All language subtitles for Alias.Smith.and.Jones.S01E08

Who are you?

Mr. Binford, don't you
recognize your own descriptions?

I'm Hannibal Heyes
and he's Kid Curry.

And we don't rob banks anymore.

And when we were robbing
banks, we didn't kill people.

Now you've put us into
terrible trouble, Mr. Binford.

We were trying our best to get
an amnesty and you tore it all apart.

And we wanted that
amnesty real bad.

NARRATOR: Hannibal
Heyes and Kid Curry,

the two most successful
outlaws in the history of the West.

And in all the trains
and banks they robbed,

they never shot anyone.

This made our two latter-day
Robin Hoods very popular

with everyone but the
railroads and the banks.

CURRY: There's one
thing we gotta get, Heyes.

HEYES: What's that?

CURRY: Out of this business.

LOM: The governor can't come
flat out and give you amnesty now.

First, you gotta
prove you deserve it.

Ah, so all we have to do
is just stay out of trouble

till the governor figures
we deserve amnesty.

But in the meantime,
we'll still be wanted.

LOM: Well, that's true.

Till then, only you, me and
the governor will know about it.

It'll be our secret.

CURRY: I sure wish the governor
would let a few more people

in on our secret.

NARRATOR: Alias Smith and Jones,

starring Pete Duel
and Ben Murphy.

BINFORD: You can't be serious!

CHARLIE: Over $80,000 is
missing. Now, that is serious.

You think I'd steal
money from my own bank.

Well, it may be your bank, Mr. Binford,
but it's the depositors' money.

Well, then we'll have a
complete audit of the books

and if there are any withdrawals
unaccounted for, we can...

Mr. Binford, that money
must be returned immediately.

You really are serious.

You're accusing me of stealing.

I'm afraid so.

It's nothing against
you, Mr. Binford.

I even look up to
you for some things,

but speculating with other
people's money is not one of them.

Those people trusted
us with their money.

Don't that mean anything to you?

Mr. Binford, if that money is not
returned to the safe Monday morning,

I shall be forced to telegraph
the State Bank Examiner.

You know, Charlie, you're right.

I did take that money
and I was wrong.

It must be returned
as soon as possible.

(GROANS)

You're an honest man, Charlie,

and that's what the
world needs more of.

But not right at this moment.

SOAPY: Smith and Jones?

They mentioned the Gentlemen's Jockey
Club and a young lady named Grace.

Grace Turner? Yes, sir.

HEYES: Soapy!

Well, well, well. How are you?

How are you?

And the Kid. Soapy.

Come in, come in.

What a pleasure. This house!

I thought I'd seen
the last of you two.

Gentlemen. Thank you.

Boys, I got brandy here
that's older than both of you

and this calls for the best.

You know, we didn't come just to
visit, Soapy. We're here to ask a favor.

I just did you a favor.

Yeah, I know, I know, but
this time we're in real trouble.

Don't tell me I have to
go back to work again.

I told you last month, I'm
a gentleman in retirement.

Look around. And I'm gonna stay
that way. What's your problem?

Well, it's nothing you
have to work at, Soapy.

Good, but I didn't
really mean that.

After all, if it
wasn't for you two,

I'd be spending my old
age in a Nevada penitentiary.

Mmm.

What can I do for you

that isn't too expensive
or too dangerous?

Well, it's about our
amnesty deal again.

Don't tell me the
governor welshed on you?

No.

But he will if we don't
straighten this out.

"Outlaws Hannibal Heyes and
Kid Curry rob Kingsburg Bank.

"Bank manager killed.
Bank president injured."

I can see how the governor might
have a twinge of doubt about you.

Did you do it?

You know we didn't do it.

Well, look how he describes us.

He's got those descriptions
straight off a wanted poster.

He's even got the mark on my neck
on the wrong side like the posters.

Look how who describes you?

"Authorities had high praise for
bank president, August Binford,

"who was extremely
accurate in his descriptions

"of the assailants despite
his own considerable injuries."

I've never met a
banker yet I could trust.

Hmm.

What's he got against you two?

We finally figured
that out. We think.

We figured he faked the robbery.
Else, why the descriptions?

That's gonna be a wee
bit hard to prove. Isn't it?

Mmm-hmm. That's
where you come in.

We've gotta get Binford
so deep into trouble

he'll do anything to get out. Even
admit he lied about Heyes and Curry.

We want you to teach us
one of your swindles, Soapy.

Boys, you're joking?

That's like asking da Vinci
to teach you how to paint.

And anyway, all my cons
have been imitated to death.

Run to the ground by a lot of second-raters
with no imagination of their own.

And you can't con a banker.

He's got his own game going and that makes
him naturally suspicious of everyone else.

But you gotta help us, Soapy. There's
no other way to get at a man like that.

Sorry, Kid. Marks
are a special breed

and a banker is never a mark.

Don't you understand, Soapy?

We're not just talking about
losing our chances for amnesty.

A man was killed
in that robbery.

Unless we can get Binford
to admit he didn't see us,

we're wanted for murder.

Well, I'll give it
some thought, boys,

but I'm afraid I can't help.

Meantime, you're both gonna
have dinner with me right here.

Wait a minute. Maybe I can help.

Thank you.

My cashier tells me you
want to rent a lockbox.

Yes, sir. That's right.

He also tells me you're reluctant to
comply with bank rules about that rental.

If reluctant means we're not gonna tell
you what we're putting in that lockbox,

yes, sir, then we're reluctant.

Well, that's too bad. 'Cause we have
to know what we're responsible for

and that's all there is to
it. Good day, gentlemen.

If we were to tell you what
we're gonna put in that box,

it wouldn't have to
go no further, would it?

Well, I could make a
confidential rental record, yes.

HEYES: You know what those are?

Rocks.

Diamonds, that's what they are.

Never saw diamonds
like those before.

HEYES: That's 'cause you never
seen them fresh out of the ground before.

Is that so? Where'd
you get them?

You gotta know that, too,
before you rent us the lockbox?

No, of course not.
Just curious, that's all.

Well, are you gonna
rent us that box or not?

Yes, certainly, certainly.

Oh, there's one other thing.

We've been out prospecting for quite
a while. We're a little short of cash.

Seeing as how this is a bank
and all, could you loan us $100?

Just so you know, nice hotel room,
some clean clothes, a few decent meals.

Well, that's a lot of money to be
handing out. You got any security?

Security? Those diamonds
we're putting in your bank

are worth a quarter
of a million dollars.

Quarter of a million?

Give or take a few thousand.

And if that's not
good enough for you,

I got a horse and a saddle
that's worth a hundred.

Well, let's just say I'm a
good judge of human nature

and I figure you two boys
are good for a hundred.

If you don't mind, we'd
like a receipt for those.

Yes, of course.

But not for a
quarter of a million.

Just say, "For 10 little stones
that sparkle and glitter a lot."

CURRY: Well, he hasn't
disappointed us yet.

Betsy! Betsy!

You could knock sometimes.

I couldn't wait.

I've just hit on the biggest
thing that's ever happened to us!

Another hot mining stock?

Oh, I've missed a few
times, but... But this is really it!

It's all we've ever dreamed
of. Look! Look! Look!

What is it?

It's our ticket to
Europe, that's what it is!

Didn't I promise you
everything would work out?

You promised me a lot of things,

but here I am still stuck
out in the middle of nowhere.

But look!

What is that?

A raw, uncut diamond.

Dug right out of the ground!

Is it, really?

I just took these down
to the jewelry shop

and Fred, when he looked
through that glass of his,

his eyes just bugged
right out of his head.

Evening, Mr. Binford.

Well, good evening, gentlemen.
Lovely evening, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Have a cigar?

No, thank you.

Oh, yes!

I've been thinking about you boys and
of my responsibility to you as your banker.

Now, we don't recall
hiring you as our banker.

Then, allow me to volunteer.

This world is full of
scoundrels, my boys,

who'd think nothing of taking
advantage of honest men like yourselves.

But, with August Binford
as your financial advisor,

I assure you, they'll find
very slim pickings indeed.

Well, I know you volunteered,
but I don't hear us accepting.

We're not sure you're
a man we can trust.

You took our stones down to the
jeweler's and had them evaluated.

After you gave us your word you
weren't gonna say anything to anybody.

Well, yes, but there was a
very good reason for that.

You see, I had to have an
evaluation made of those stones

in order to decide on a course of
action to properly utilize your assets.

What'd he have to say?

He said they were real diamonds
of the very highest quality.

The man's a credit
to his profession.

Of course, if there
were more like these,

this could be even bigger
than you gentlemen realize.

You know those stones
you got in your safe?

It took us less than
a week to find those.

A few more days out and we'd
have come back with twice as many.

You mean you just picked
them up off the ground?

Well, now, we did have to dig down
a couple of inches for some of them.

Gentlemen, if we
market this properly,

there could be
millions in it for you!

I don't think it would do any
harm to listen to what he has to say.

You won't be
sorry, I assure you.

Shall we go somewhere
where we can talk privately.

You're right, Mr. Binford,
this is a little better for talking.

I thought you'd appreciate
it, being men of the world.

Is there anything
else I can get you?

No, thank you, my dear. I
think we're quite comfortable.

And I know you men
of the world understand

that whatever relationship we
enter into will be strictly financial.

Oh, we understand. Yes.

You heard
Mr. Binford, didn't you?

Yes, I guess I did.

Good. As long as
we know the situation.

HEYES: We do, we do.

Now, if you gentlemen have
really discovered a diamond field,

and it will take an expert
opinion on that one,

no one man can really afford
to pay you what it's worth.

The thing to do is incorporate.
Sell stock to the public.

We don't know anything about
stock. We just know about prospecting.

Do I understand you'd
rather sell out completely?

Yeah.

Well, I'm not a rich man, but I
think I could afford to let you have

$20,000, hard cash,

once I check out that field.

That's real brotherly of you,

but we had a
higher price in mind.

Well, I might
go a little higher.

How much were
you thinking about?

$100,000 for me.

And $100,000 for me.

Two hundred thousand?
No, that's impossible.

Well, no, it
wouldn't be, though,

after you got that corporation
you're talking about started

and sold some of
that stock, would it?

I don't know. I suppose not.

All right, heck, we could
wait for the $200,000.

We don't need that right off.

You could see the field and
start selling your stock and...

Oh, we'd need some good
faith money first, though.

Well, I could let you have a few
thousand while we're working things out.

Well, we had more
in mind. $25,000.

Apiece.

$50,000! Nobody has that
kind of money lying around!

Not even bankers!

Mr. Binford,

we are talking about diamonds.

A whole diamond field!

Now, we have just made the
richest strike we're ever gonna make

and we're not gonna
deal with pikers on it.

All right. All right. But you won't get a
penny until I inspect that diamond field

and have the area surveyed
by a mining engineer.

We figured that.

And I'll have to have
those stones evaluated.

You already did that.

I'm talking about an expert
opinion from the best there is.

You're gonna have to let me send those
stones to T.F. Ayers & Co. in New York.

You don't have any
objections, do you?

No! No.

HEYES: T.F. Ayers &
Co. Real good. Yeah.

Best in the world.

If they're worth what you
say they are, we've got a deal.

Sure is a pretty girl, isn't it?

HEYES: Too pretty for Binford.

Just what I was thinking.

It'll be at least a week before Binford
gets an answer back from New York.

Sure would be nice spending
some of that time with her.

Nice and dangerous,

Binford wouldn't like that.

If he knew about it.

You could keep it nice
and quiet, couldn't you?

Well, now, you know, you usually
save something like that for yourself.

How come you're
being so good to me?

I'm just thinking about
what's best for us.

I saw the way she looked at you.

You could almost
hear the violins.

I did hear violins. Yeah?

Something like that
could work for us.

See, she'll know when that telegram
comes in, as soon as it gets here.

And she'll also know whether
it's good news or bad news.

Sure would be nice
having her on our side.

You know, Heyes, you're right.

It's time I pitched
in and helped.

Good morning, ma'am. I wonder
if I might walk along with you.

Why?

Well, it's such a
beautiful day and all,

and I can't think of anyone
else I'd rather walk with.

I can.

Well, now, maybe if
we just walk a little while

and we talk a little bit,
you might get to like it.

I don't think so.

Well, now, that's a
real puzzle, ma'am,

'cause last night I got the distinct
impression you kind of liked me.

Well, whatever
gave you that idea?

I was just being pleasant.

I'm always pleasant to my
fiancé's business associates.

Fiancé?

That is correct. Mr. Binford
and I are going to be married.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

You sure that was
violins we heard?

I said it'd be nice romancing
her. I didn't say it'd be easy.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Binford? No, it couldn't be.

Why not?

Because he's home with his wife.

Evening. I hope you don't mind me
calling on you unexpected like this.

Well, I'm afraid I do.

What do you think you're doing here?
You get out of here right this minute.

What I'm doing is
trying to help you, Betsy.

Why?

Well, maybe sometime
you can help me.

No, I meant what makes
you think I need any help?

Well, for one thing,
you're not too careful,

because if I know you've got a man hiding
in here, maybe somebody else does, too.

What do you want here?

Oh, just to have a
little talk in private.

Well, you've got about 10
seconds to get out of here.

Well, now, I know how you feel,

but you see, Betsy and I really
do have something to talk over,

and I was just hoping that
you'd kind of see your way clear

to come calling another night.

You want some advice, friend?

You'll head back through that door
and forget you ever saw anyone in here.

Well, that's pretty good advice.

I hope you don't
mind if I don't follow it.

Ben, I think you better go.

Yeah, I think
I'd better go, too.

You think you'll be all right?

I'll be all right.

Now, what is it that we have to talk
about that's so all-fired important?

You and me.

Well, that's a
short conversation.

You know, we could do a lot
of good for each other, Betsy.

Binford tell you about
the deal we're in with him?

He mentioned it.

Well, then you know it involves
a lot of money. Millions of dollars.

Millions of dollars. Everybody's
always talking about millions

and when it gets right
down to it, it's $8.20.

Well, this time there
really is millions.

But my friend and I
need some help from you.

Why should I help you?

Because, Betsy dear, we're
gonna make it worth your while.

You see, we don't understand
too much about high finance

and we think your friend
Binford's going to try to chump us.

Now, what we need is somebody that
knows every move Binford's gonna make.

We need you and we're
willing to pay for the service.

No sale. You got the wrong
idea finding another man in here.

Augie and I are still
gonna be married.

Soon as he gets enough
money to divorce his wife,

we're going to Europe

and I'm gonna be
Mrs. August Binford.

Wouldn't you rather make that trip a
free woman? If you had money enough?

What's enough?

$10,000.

What could I possibly do for you

that's worth $10,000?

You can keep Binford
from chumping us.

You see, if he
plays it straight,

in about a week or so,
we're gonna have $50,000

and then, when the deal is set,
we're each gonna have $100,000 more.

Now, with that money, we're gonna go
to Europe or South America somewhere

and live a mighty fine life.

And if you play your cards
right, you can come along, too,

with $10,000 in your
own little old bank account.

Now, don't you even
want to think about that?

Well, I guess I
could think about it.

Oh, Mr. Binford.

Good morning, Thaddeus, Joshua.

I sent for you because
we've just received a

telegram from T.F.
Ayers & Co. in New York.

They've evaluated those stones
and they're sending them back by rail.

Come in.

What kind of an
evaluation did they make?

You boys exaggerated a bit,
but they're diamonds, of course.

Not top grade,
but still diamonds.

However, I'm still gambler enough to
go through with that deal we talked about,

provided there is a diamond
field and I see it with my own eyes.

There is and you will.

Gentlemen, this
is Oliver Bristow,

the best mining engineer
between here and Virginia City.

I believe in experts.

T.F. Ayers certified those
stones were diamonds.

Now, Bristow here is going

to determine whether
you have a field or not.

Is it a bort diamond
field or a carbonado?

That's right. When would
you like to leave, Mr. Binford?

Well, whenever you're ready.
Do you mind if I bring Betsy along?

I don't like to leave
her here alone in town.

No, sure, why not?

Good. Then, let's start out
first thing in the morning.

Tell me something, Heyes.

Have you given any thought
to what we're gonna do

when that mining engineer finds
out we salted that field with diamonds?

No. We're just gonna have to hope he
doesn't. We'll have to gamble on that.

I don't mind gambling,
it's the stakes I don't like,

our necks.

Yeah. Hold it.

What are we stopping for?

You're going to go the
rest of the way blindfolded.

Blindfolded? What
are you talking about?

Faith, Mr. Binford. Faith.

Before we left town, we found out,
once again, that we can't trust you.

You lied to us again,
Mr. Binford. That's twice now.

It's not too hard to find out
what's inside a telegram,

especially if the telegrapher
is underpaid and unhappy.

T.F. Ayers & Company didn't
say those stones were okay.

They said they were diamonds of the
highest quality, worth over $100,000.

All right, so I didn't put
all my cards on the table,

that doesn't mean
you can't trust me.

Now I've made a deal with you and
I'm ready to go through with my part,

as soon as I see that field.

Well, you'll see the
diamond field, all right,

but you're not gonna
see how to get there

until we've got
our first $50,000.

All right, we'll do it your way.

All right, folks, welcome
to our diamond field.

It could be carbonado.

That kind of a field might
look just something like this.

Aren't you gonna look around?

I can see what I want to
see a lot better from up here.

Hey, I think I've found one!

You did!

BINFORD: Is it possible, lying
just under the surface like that?

Yes, sir. That's the way
they're found in Africa,

sometimes laying
right on the surface.

I found one!

(EXCLAIMS)

I wonder where Binford
got his expert from?

Oh, he's an expert.

Gold mines, silver, probably
even tungsten and copper.

Trouble is, this is the first
time he's ever come face to face

with a genuine
salted diamond field.

Oh! I found one. I found one!

I found another one!

BETSY: I found another one!

Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,

seventeen,

eighteen,

nineteen.

Nineteen. What happened...
I thought we planted 21?

What do you expect
from a banker?

We'll show them where to find the
other two before we break camp tomorrow.

Didn't I tell you it was
gonna be like this?

They're beautiful,
absolutely beautiful!

Now, gentlemen, I think we
should conclude our business.

$50,000.

Yes, $50,000.

Now, that's an
awful lot of money.

Are you sure you don't want
to leave it here for safekeeping?

We've got a safe place
to keep it, thank you.

Here's the claim

and there's where we found it.

Now I have this
contract drawn up,

turning over this
claim to my corporation.

You both have to
sign it to make it legal.

And after we sell the stock,
you'll get the rest of your money.

Mr. Binford, I would like to say

that it's a real pleasure
doing business with you.

You know something, Kid?

We sure picked a fine time
to go straight, didn't we?

Heyes, you're reading my
mind again, it makes me nervous.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Well, Binford just
paid us the money.

$50,000. Yes, I know.

I thought you and your friend would be
out tearing up the town spending it by now.

No, there's a couple of
things we'd like to know first.

Like where Binford
got the money.

Oh, what difference
does that make?

It makes a big difference.

Where'd he get it?

You know, I have a hunch he
embezzled it from his own bank,

but I got to know that for sure.

I thought you were
joining our side, Betsy.

Well, now, I didn't say that.

I said I'd think about it,
and I have thought about it,

and I've decided I'm
staying with August.

That's a bad decision. Is it?

Now that you all have
signed those papers,

Augie is looking pretty
good to me again.

Lot better than a
piddling $10,000.

You know, he might
trade you for nothing

if he finds out about
your cowboy friend.

Well, what do you care
anyway, where he got the money?

He'll keep his deal with
you, the whole $100,000.

If you don't tell me
where he got that $50,000,

there isn't gonna be any deal.

I mean that.

Oh, you know where he
got it, out of his own bank!

Anyway, it'll all be put back in a
few weeks and nobody'll be the wiser.

There, are you satisfied?

Yes, Betsy. I'm satisfied.

Aren't they beautiful? Engraved
and printed in three different colors.

American Diamond
Company, Incorporated.

Oh, by the way, these just came
back from T.F. Ayers in New York.

I'm afraid we have bad news for
you, Mr. Binford, real bad news.

You've been had.

There is no diamond field.

What are you talking about?

We were there
ourselves with an expert.

We picked up diamonds
with our own hands.

Diamonds we planted
there for you to pick up.

Oh, and about your expert,

don't take him with you next time
you go shopping for a diamond field.

Are you out of your mind?

Those diamonds alone are
worth four times what I paid you.

These diamonds are
worth exactly $25,000.

But my jeweler here in town and
T.F. Ayers in New York says different.

Friend of ours once told us
there was no one in this country

who could evaluate rough,
unpolished diamonds.

And bless him, he was right.

Now see here. If this
is a confidence game,

why are you telling me this?

Because we know how you
got that money you gave us.

And we're gonna give it all back to
you, make you an honest man again.

Why?

Because you're
going to the sheriff

and you're going to tell him
your conscience is bothering you.

Those two men who robbed
your bank and killed your manager?

You're going to tell the sheriff
you got their descriptions all wrong.

What for?

Never mind what for,
just get used to the idea

'cause you're gonna do it.

I can't do that!

Sure you can. I can't!

The sheriff would
get suspicious.

He might even think I had
something to do with that robbery.

No, you tell him all
about your conscience.

Or that you got scared that people
might think you robbed your own bank,

so you lied a little. Now you
want to straighten the record out.

You can give a new description.

Tell him one of the men was five feet
tall and the other one weighed 300 pounds.

Who knows, he might
even believe you.

I don't understand all this.

Who are you?

Mr. Binford, don't you
recognize your own descriptions?

I'm Hannibal Heyes
and he's Kid Curry.

And we don't rob banks anymore.

And when we were robbing
banks, we didn't kill people.

Now you've put us into
terrible trouble, Mr. Binford.

We were trying our best to get
an amnesty and you tore it all apart.

And we wanted that
amnesty real bad.

Yeah. So, now you're
gonna go to the sheriff

and you can tell him
any story you like,

so long as it's real strong
about not being Hannibal Heyes

and Kid Curry who
robbed your bank.

And then we'll bring
back your money.

You'll do that? That's right.

Yeah. As long as we see a
story in the local newspaper

telling them that you've
changed your mind

about your descriptions,
you'll get your money back.

That is, you'll get your
depositors' money back.

How do I know you'll
keep your word?

Have you got a choice?

You don't get that story right,

we're just gonna up and
disappear, money and all,

leaving you to face
20 years in prison.

Well, if it isn't my old
friends, Smith and Jones!

Lom Trevors! This is a...

A surprise? Yeah, a big one.

What brings you to
Kingsburg? You two.

Heard about that bank robbery,
came down to investigate on my own.

Just going in to
see this Binford fella.

That's real nice of you, Lom,

but things are gonna
straighten out all by themselves.

Real soon.

Yeah, how?

You'll read about it in the local
newspaper tomorrow morning.

Big story, completely
clearing us.

Yeah, well, if you
fellas don't mind,

I'd rather not wait till
tomorrow, all right?

Look, Lom, it's
a real long story,

but if you got the
time, we'll tell it to you.

You boys will have
my undivided attention.

CURRY: Who's there?
It's Betsy. Let me in!

Just a moment.

Have you seen this paper? Yep.

You two had something
to do with it, didn't you?

What, us?

There is something
all wrong here

and it's driving me crazy
trying to figure it out.

First, you forced me to tell you that
Augie embezzled that money from the bank

and now out of nowhere, he
up and does something like this.

Why?

Why don't you ask your
friend Binford? I can't!

He's home with his wife, as if
he's afraid to come near me!

And you forced him
into this, didn't you?

Betsy, I'm afraid I've
got bad news for you.

Your friend Binford isn't gonna
make millions on that diamond field.

That's 'cause there
isn't any diamond field.

Why, you're a liar!

I was there, remember?

No, that was just a piece of
meadow salted with uncut stones

that we borrowed from
a nice, rich old friend.

So, I'm afraid that Binford just isn't
gonna be able to take you to Europe.

You mean it was a fraud?

From the very beginning?

But why?

If it was only the
money you were after,

you two would have left town the
minute you got your hands on that $50,000!

Oh, now you're
right there, Betsy.

Well, then, I don't under...

I think you just got it.

You mean, you're...

Kid Curry.

And your friend...

Hannibal Heyes.

(SIGHS)

Well, you see, when
your friend Binford

tried to tack that murder
charge onto our records,

we decided we had to
do something about that.

You know, there's
a lot of people

that are gonna still think it was
you two that killed the bank manager.

Yeah, I know.

But we've done all we can.

Well, what if there
was something more?

Something I could do?

Like what?

Well, you once
promised me $10,000.

If I could clear you completely,

would you keep your promise?

Well, now that sounds like a
pretty fair price, if you can really do it.

Well, I can.

The night of the bank robbery,
Augie came to my place after midnight,

which is something
he never does.

And he wanted a drink.

At first he wouldn't tell
me what was wrong,

and his hand shook so bad,
he could hardly hold his drink.

He got a little drunk, and he
broke down and he started to cry.

Then he told me what happened.

His bank manager found out

that he was using the depositors'
money to speculate on mining stocks.

So, Augie killed him.

And he staged the bank
robbery to cover it up.

Don't you think that that's
a bargain for $10,000?

Betsy, that's a steal.

That's more than I expected.

There's only one trouble.

We don't have any
money to give you.

Augie gave you $50,000, I know!

Yeah, but we don't have it.

We turned it over
to a friend of ours.

Lom.

CURRY: Did you hear it all?

Every word.

Oh, I'm Sheriff Lom
Trevors, ma'am.

I'm gonna need you
later to make a statement.

Keep an eye on her while
I pay a call on Mr. Binford.

I'm not gonna make
any statement for you!

Or for anyone else! All right.

I doubt if we'll need a statement
from you, anyway. Ma'am.

Betsy, what do you think
was in that carpetbag?

Who are you?

He told you. I'm Hannibal
Heyes and he's Kid Curry.

Oh, no, you're not!

If you were Hannibal Heyes
and you were Kid Curry,

you would not turn
$50,000 over to a sheriff.

We should have known
you were too smart to fool.

He's Hotchkiss
and I'm Rembacker,

agents of the United
States Treasury Department.

And we've been on this case
right from the start, night and day.

But we're telling you
this in confidence.

It's a government secret and
you must never, never repeat it.

Do you understand?

SOAPY: "August Binford today
confessed to the murder on March 7th last

"of Charles Wells,
his bank manager.

"Binford stated that conscience
alone led to his confession.

"It is felt that making a clean
breast of the shocking affair,

"without any pressure, except
from his own conscience,

"will probably save
him from hanging."

Boys, I either
overestimated bankers

or underestimated you.

And the girl! She really
believed that story?

(CHUCKLING) You
two? Government agents?

She was so confused by then,
she didn't know what to believe.

You won't change your
minds, have supper with me?

Sorry, Soapy,
we'll miss a train.

All right, but keep
in touch with me.

I still owe you a
few more favors.

And besides, I always
enjoy doing them.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh.

Thank you, Soapy.

Bye.

Soapy, it's been a pleasure.
Hope to see you soon.

Anytime, boys. Anytime.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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