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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,160 ♪ Guilty ♪ 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,120 ♪ Pleasures ♪ 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,440 If you were in paradise... 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,960 ♪ Try and resist it if you like ♪ 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,480 ...with these people... 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,040 ♪ Guilty pleasures ♪ 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,280 ...and had to resist sex... 8 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,160 could you? 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,480 Hell, no. 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,120 Nobody can keep it in their pants these days. 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,400 [man] To the strip club! 12 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,120 'Cause hooking up is as easy as swiping right. 13 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:42,960 Oh, that one's fire. 14 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:48,760 So, obviously we found the hottest, horniest, commitment-phobic swipesters... 15 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,400 [woman] Everyone's, like, so horny! 16 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,560 [grunting] 17 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,760 ...and given them what they think is the most exotic 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,880 and erotic summer of their lives... 19 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,040 - I think we just have a big orgy. - [woman] What? 20 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,800 ...only to reveal that one thing is off the menu. 21 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,080 Sex. 22 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,400 [gasps and screams] 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,240 What is this, some type of joke? 24 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,680 - To make it worse, they can't even kiss. - No! 25 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,480 I'm starting to look at the fish differently! 26 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:24,120 At stake is a prize of $100,000... 27 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,376 - [man] Oh! - [woman] Oh my God! 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,560 ...which will plummet if they get naughty. 29 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,280 I don't wanna cost more than three grand. 30 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,840 The question is, in a world without sex, 31 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,040 will they form deeper and more meaningful connections? 32 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,600 - Did you guys have sex? - We didn't. 33 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,920 [woman] Give me a hug. 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,840 - I got more respect for myself. - Or will temptation be... 35 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 too... 36 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,880 [man] What, is it sincere now? 37 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,960 ...hot... 38 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,520 Do you want to have sex? 39 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,480 - ...to... - [man] At this rate, 40 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,840 - we ain't gonna have fuck-all in the pot. - ...handle? 41 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,040 [he laughs] 42 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,840 My friends are gonna love this twist. 43 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,000 In less than 12 hours, 44 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,600 our sexed-up singles will be hit with a no-sex sucker punch. 45 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,480 I'm talking full-on bang ban. 46 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,880 Thankfully, I don't have to break the news, 47 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,600 as this luxury no-bone zone 48 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,600 comes fully equipped with its own virtual guide. 49 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,960 [melodic chime] 50 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,440 Hi, I'm Lana. 51 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,760 My purpose is to put the guests on the path towards making deeper 52 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,560 and more meaningful connections. 53 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,560 [melodic chime] 54 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,480 [narrator] For the first 12 hours, 55 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,120 Lana will be watching our horny guests in the wild, 56 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,440 and she will be secretly gathering personal data 57 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,160 before she lays down the sex ban. 58 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,200 Let's meet oblivious single number one. 59 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,000 Ooh, girl, please. Are you kidding me? 60 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,440 I would. 61 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,960 Oh, my God. 62 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,640 [excited squeal] 63 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,600 Oh, God. 64 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,480 - [cork pops] - Woo-hoo! 65 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,280 Here's to being the only one here! 66 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,800 Hi, I'm Chloe. I'm 20 years old. 67 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,760 I'm quite ditzy, as well, 68 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,280 so you've just gotta be really patient with me, 69 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,360 'cause I'm not the brightest spark... 70 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,480 um... 71 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,560 in the book. 72 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,520 Dating apps are like a part-time job for me. 73 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,040 Because I just get so addicted to it, like... 74 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,000 - [phone chimes] - Oh, that was my phone. 75 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,680 It's on loud. I'm so sorry. 76 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,480 Snapchat snapped me... 77 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,400 with a picture of his boxers! 78 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,440 [squeals] No! Go away. 79 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,920 [she giggles] 80 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,160 [she sighs] 81 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,520 Oh, my God, I don't wanna see who's coming. 82 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,480 But then they'll see my small pancake bum. 83 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,800 I'll just turn round. 84 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,640 Oh, my God. Please be... 85 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,480 a sexy boy. 86 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,880 Who are you expecting, Jeff from Finance? 87 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,400 Although, this next guy is exceptional at picking up numbers. 88 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,440 Hi! 89 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,600 Hi, how are you? 90 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,600 Oh, my God. He's got tattoos. 91 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,680 This is lit. 92 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,640 Do you drink? 93 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,880 Uh, anything. I'm Sharron, by the way. 94 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,440 - Lovely to meet you. - Likewise. 95 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,520 Two kisses. 96 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,840 - What was your name, sorry? - Sharron. Yourself? 97 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,320 - Chloe. - What are we toasting to? 98 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,560 - Cheers. Um... - Cheers to... 99 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,336 - To beautiful people? - To beautiful people. 100 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,960 - Your eyes are gorgeous, too. Oh, my God. - Thank you. 101 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,920 Here we go. 102 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:46,840 I'm a feminist, yes. 103 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,560 I study Woman and Gender Studies at college. 104 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,720 If you really pay attention, you get the blueprint to how to pick up women. 105 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,120 [he laughs] 106 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,120 I definitely play the field. You can never have too many options. 107 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,720 That's why sports teams have players on the bench. 108 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,960 Definitely got a lot of people on the bench. [laughs] 109 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,520 Anywhere I go, I can meet a woman. 110 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,120 In a grocery store, or I can meet a women in church. 111 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,080 I just actually signed up for Christian Mingle. 112 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,560 So, any Christians out there... 113 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,120 ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 114 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,320 What I'm most proud of is my penis. 115 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,240 I have this picture, 116 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,360 and it's measured next to an air freshener can. 117 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,560 [he laughs] 118 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:28,960 Ah. 119 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,800 Oh, you gotta do one spin. Just spin. 120 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,040 - Spin one time. - Ohh. 121 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,440 I mean... 122 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,000 - Oh, sh... - Oh my God, there's someone else coming. 123 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,240 ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 124 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:47,160 Something tells me that Sharron doesn't get this excited on Christian Mingle. 125 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,496 - Oh, my God, she's gorgeous! - Come down there? 126 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,160 Come down here, babe. Get a drink. 127 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,160 - Hi. - [Sharron] Hey, how are you? 128 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,880 - You look good. - Thank you. 129 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,840 - Hi, I'm Haley. - Chloe. 130 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:57,800 - Chloe? - Sharron. 131 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,200 Sharron? Got it. 132 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,576 - [Sharron] What's your type? - I love the tattoos. 133 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,120 - Yeah. - [Chloe] Yeah, tattoos. 134 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,440 You have any? 135 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,440 I have this one on my back. It's not the best. 136 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,640 Can y'all see it? 137 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,320 Mind if I...? 138 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,360 - What language is that? - I don't know. 139 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,560 You don't know? 140 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,760 [Sharron] Are you serious? 141 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,000 ♪ Rooh-rah, rooh-rah, who the hell are we? ♪ 142 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,856 ♪ We're the Zeta Ladies, the best sorority. ♪ 143 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:19,880 Woo! 144 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,040 [she giggles] 145 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,440 I'm in a sorority at my college. 146 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,240 You have to be fun. You have to be outgoing, um... 147 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,400 You kind of need to have good grades, too. 148 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,440 I go to a lot of frat parties. Literally everyone's hammered. 149 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,960 A girl's broken her neck before, falling off the roof, but... 150 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,520 other than that, it's fun. 151 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,960 I do mostly go for guys, 152 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,600 but if a girl looks just like me, I'm so into that. 153 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:54,600 Blond hair, big boobs, skinny, like, all that, like, I love that in a girl. 154 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,040 - I think you're bigger than me. - No. 155 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,120 Yours are like... 156 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,320 - I mean... - They look more like... 157 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,880 - More... yeah? No. - More jiggly! 158 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,960 - Take them out and compare them. - I feel like... 159 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,720 I think I'm ready for some more men. 160 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,400 - Oh, my God. - Just what I ordered, 161 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,600 a man from each hemisphere. 162 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,400 - There's boys coming in. - Oh, there's two. 163 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,720 - Hi! - What's happening? 164 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,600 - How are we? Naughty little quesadillas? - Looking fit. 165 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,360 - What's happening? I'm Harry. - Haley. Nice to meet you. 166 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,080 - Oh, accents! Oh, my God! - I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you. 167 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,320 - Lovely to meet you. - Oh, my God, you're massive. 168 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,680 Your accents! Oh, I'm in heaven. 169 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,200 If you come at me with an accent, oh, my... 170 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,760 I literally turn into butter. Like, I just melt. 171 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,160 Especially, like, dirty talk. Oh! 172 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,960 Bring that here. Reel it in. 173 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,920 Ooh, I got red. My heart's racing. 174 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,640 Oh, my God. So, I've hit everyone famous. 175 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,520 I've DMed Kourtney Kardashian, 176 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,520 Kendall. I hit her with, "Hello, my little butter chicken." 177 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,960 But my success rate with celebrities is absolutely zero. 178 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,040 With any other girl, it's an instant response. 179 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:13,240 I think I'm quite cheeky, and I'm a bit of a cockatoo. 180 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:17,280 You just say one word, like, super loud at a bar, "Crikey." 181 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,240 [he sighs] 182 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,920 And then, boom, girls come over. 183 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,320 Like, let's go get some brunch. 184 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,280 [he laughs] 185 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,320 - [Chloe] Got another bottle? - [David] A fresh bottle. 186 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,280 Have you guys got enough sun lotion on? 187 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:31,720 [he laughs] 188 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,600 - No, I've got nothing on. - Not got any on? 189 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,000 I've actually got some with me, coincidentally. 190 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,480 Smooth move, David. 191 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,600 - Bring them shoulders here. - I don't know if I'm burning, though. 192 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,000 It's important, this, because you've got beautiful skin. 193 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,280 - You've got to keep it that way. - You gonna be my personal doctor? 194 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,040 - I've gotta look after you. - [she laughs] 195 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,496 - That was an excuse to touch my shoulders. - A little bit, yeah. 196 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,696 - [Chloe laughs] - A little bit. 197 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,560 ♪ Rule Britannia! ♪ 198 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,320 How do you describe the quintessential British gentleman? 199 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,560 I just try to be a nice guy. 200 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,160 Do something my mum would be proud of at the end of the day. 201 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,760 Yeah, David: brains and brawn. Hashtag "loves a sex party." [laughs] 202 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,360 I don't really have lines. I don't really have, like, a strategy. 203 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,960 Basically, I just walk into a bar and take my shirt off. Sorted. 204 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,360 If you hear how many girls I've slept with, 205 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,600 you might make a judgment, 206 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,816 but if you think about it from a long-term perspective, 207 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,360 it's not as bad as you might think. 208 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,440 I don't want to share that number, exactly. 209 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,120 A gentleman doesn't say. [laughs] 210 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,920 Cheers to sexy people. 211 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:41,560 Our sexy singletons are hot, horny, and completely clueless. 212 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,600 They think they're here for a hedonistic holiday, 213 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,560 but in less than 12 hours, 214 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:51,080 they will be pushed on the path toward relationship enlightenment. 215 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,200 Chill out, beardy. She ain't even your species. 216 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,200 Oh, shit! 217 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,120 [others exclaim] 218 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,936 [Harry] What up, you naughty little possum? 219 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,200 [Chloe] Oh, my God! 220 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,840 - Yes. - I'm Harry. 221 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,240 - Hi, Harry. - How are you? 222 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,520 - Good. How are you? - Amazing. You nervous? 223 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,640 Not really. You? 224 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,280 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Sharron. Nice to meet you. 225 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,840 - You're gorgeous. - All right, let's... Ooh. 226 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:21,880 [she giggles] 227 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,680 This lighting is perfect. 228 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520 [camera clicks] 229 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,760 Oh, that one's fire. 230 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:35,120 I have 310,000 followers right now. It goes up usually every single day. 231 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,680 I think my personality is my best asset, 232 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,680 but the eyes go to the boobs. 233 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,120 But, like, my face isn't too bad, I don't think, so... 234 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,400 Usually, if a guy is hot and I want him, it's just like... 235 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,880 Do a little hair flip. 236 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,720 Just, like, make eye contact, and it's game over. 237 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,360 I win. 238 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,920 - What do you do? Are you a model? - Yeah. 239 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,320 [Harry] I can see why. 240 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,240 [relaxed music plays] 241 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,280 Just in case the music isn't hammering it home, 242 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,720 this guy is, like, totally chill. 243 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,160 So chill, in fact, that he's dressed for winter. 244 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,080 - We've got a new addition to the squad. - Oh, my God. 245 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,000 - What's up, man? - What's up, dude? 246 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,160 [David] Get in here. 247 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,800 - [David] Come on in. - This is a fit group. 248 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,160 I love the commitment to the look in this heat, wearing a beanie. 249 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,360 That's strong, mate. 250 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,520 Is it a religious thing? 251 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,240 [Matthew] This is just my swag, man. 252 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,320 I wanna know what's underneath the hat. 253 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,880 Don't judge. 254 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480 [she gasps] 255 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,360 - [Chloe] It smells amazing! - Well, I shower sometimes. [laughs] 256 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,840 - Who is this Jesus character? - Right, good decisions. 257 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,560 He does kinda look like Jesus. 258 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,880 I bet he'd do well on Christian Mingle. 259 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,600 I am a deep thinker. I think about everything a lot. 260 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,640 Monogamy is something that I sometimes question. 261 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,680 I've often joked about, like, spreading my seed 262 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,360 and just kind of rolling the dice of my genetic build 263 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,560 with different women and races around the world. 264 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,840 [he laughs] 265 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,320 Sexually, I'm a lot to handle. 266 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,880 You're not wrong. I think I've conceived just watching you. 267 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,240 Get ready... 268 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,800 for some double trouble. 269 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,760 Oh! 270 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,440 We got two new ones. 271 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,960 [squealing] 272 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,320 - Hey, girls. - [Harry] Oh, my God. 273 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 [laughter] 274 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,240 - Hello. How are you? - How are you doing? 275 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,360 - I'm Nicole. - Nice to meet you. 276 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,840 - How are you? Nicole. - David. 277 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,320 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 278 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,480 - I'm Sharron. - How are you? Nice to meet you. 279 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,880 - What's your name? - Rhonda. 280 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,840 - Rhonda, nice to meet you. - Everyone's so gorgeous. 281 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,680 - For you. - Oh, my gosh. 282 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,760 I would rate myself a ten out of ten. 283 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,520 I got a nice butt. 284 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,560 A woman should carry their self with confidence, 285 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,040 stand tall, and always strive to be better. 286 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,800 I feel like, if you're a woman, you can do anything that a man can. 287 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,960 When I go to the grocery store, 288 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,400 I'm not just going in flip flops and jeans. 289 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,240 Like, I'm looking my best. You never know who you're gonna bump into. 290 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,800 My ideal type of guy, they need to have a job. 291 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,840 Please, dear Lord, have a job. 292 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,240 Tattoos are a plus. 293 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,680 Like, I like to be kind of spoiled a little bit. 294 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,000 [she laughs] 295 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,480 Tattoos and a job? 296 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,680 Some girls really want it all. 297 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,120 So, what's your type? 298 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200 Goofy. 299 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,800 Has some body to them, like, you know, not scrawny. 300 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,720 - Which, we don't have any of those. - Yeah. 301 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,040 So, yeah, I'm pretty happy right now. 302 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,880 You all look so fab. 303 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,400 - I've heard in Ireland, you love to drink. - Okay. 304 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,040 - [Chloe] Is that true? - Oh, like, I'm a professional drinker. 305 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,400 I'm a big party girl. It's probably the Irish in me. 306 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,520 I was in an all-girls school run by nuns. 307 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,040 It's really religious and Catholic. 308 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,760 Everyone knows your business. 309 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,400 Now, I just get with anyone, and no one ever knows. 310 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,920 The lads that I've been dating, within three dates, 311 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,960 they tell me that they're, like, falling for me. 312 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,040 And then I'm like, "Eww, no." 313 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,440 Then I just give them the snip. 314 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,280 Smart girl. Saves on contraception. 315 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,840 Ireland is in, like, the same land mass as England? 316 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,840 Whoa! 317 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,840 - You can't laugh at me. - What do you mean? 318 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,880 No. Ireland's a different country. 319 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,040 Right. We're almost a full house. 320 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,320 Oh, hello. 321 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,760 Yes, please. Thank you, producers! 322 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,920 - [Rhonda screams] Hello! - [Francesca whoops] 323 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,240 - My man! - Damn! 324 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,160 This place is amazing, man. 325 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,680 - What's happening? - Hey, I'm David. 326 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,360 - I'm Kelz. - Nice to meet you. 327 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,920 So, is he your type? 328 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,336 - He's a big guy, though, you know. - [Haley] He's very cute. 329 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,200 He can toss me a few miles. 330 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,080 - Francesca. - Hi, Francesca. I'm Kelz. 331 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,160 - What's your name? Sorry. Kelz. - Kelz. 332 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,600 What a fucking sort. 333 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,920 He's like Zeus. 334 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,040 I'm Kelz, and I'm king of the jungle. 335 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120 That's right. 336 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,800 I never look at competition. There can only be one alpha male. 337 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,160 I've got a lion tattoo here. It's basically how I see myself. 338 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,360 Lion King was always my favorite movie. 339 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,840 I don't really do relationships. 340 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,360 Getting girls, for me, has never really been a problem. 341 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,200 Ballpark figure, I've played FIFA more times than I've slept with girls. Fact. 342 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,120 It's less than... 343 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,760 a thousand. 344 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,080 As margins go, that seems pretty big. 345 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,160 - We're gonna have fun here. - For real. We're gonna turn up, bro. 346 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,120 - You already know. - Hundred percent. 347 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,400 Ah, look at them. 348 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,960 Beautifully naive wannabe reality stars 349 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,400 who think they're here for a sex-packed summer. 350 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,000 They have no idea 351 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,880 that Lana is secretly gathering information 352 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,160 about their behavior. 353 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,040 Go ahead. Tell them, honey. 354 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,280 [melodic chime] 355 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,160 I will observe the guests and analyze their behavior 356 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,520 in order to help them on the path towards better relationships. 357 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,480 Once 12 hours has elapsed, 358 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,080 they'll have to adhere to the rules of this retreat. 359 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,880 [narrator] I hear you, girl. 360 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,360 There's no time to waste. 361 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,680 Fortunately, this lot need no encouragement. 362 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,040 I'm amazed they're not horizontal already. 363 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,520 Who do you fancy? 364 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,360 Is that what she just said? No way! 365 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,400 I think the two next to Jesus. 366 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,536 - [Haley] Shorter? - Mm-hmm. 367 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,400 [Rhonda] With spiky hair. He's cute. 368 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,080 He's from London. Do you like the accent? 369 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,440 I know, it's gonna rub off on me. 370 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,800 This place is so crazy. 371 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,920 It's full of sexy men. 372 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,320 So, we have Sharron, and then David. 373 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,240 Now I'm just, like, ready to just jump on them like a baby cheetah. 374 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,000 Just grab a hold of one of them, and just pull them into my web, you know? 375 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,000 I would ruin Harry. 376 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400 [they squeal] 377 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,720 I wonder if Meghan Markle ever said that. 378 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,200 Harry is just... 379 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,480 He's tall. 380 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,840 Like six-five tall. 381 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Oh, my God. 382 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,720 Yeah, Harry caught my eye straight away. 383 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,120 - First impressions of Francesca? - I think she's nice. 384 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,640 Yeah. 385 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,440 She's right here. 386 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,560 Francesca? 387 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,480 - Shall we have a chat? - Bye, leaving you. 388 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,920 [they laugh] 389 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,600 Who's your favorite? 390 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680 All of them. 391 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080 Who's yours? 392 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,880 - I fancy Harry. - Okay, yeah. 393 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,720 [Francesca] I love Harry. I think he's great. 394 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,920 - Yeah. - Love him? Whoa! 395 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,520 - [Francesca] No, like... - I'm joking. 396 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,840 There is so many really hot options in this house. 397 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920 David's body, 398 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,480 I want to lick it. 399 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,400 Kelz's body, I want to lick it. Harry's body, I want to lick it. 400 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,360 I haven't seen Jesus' body yet, 401 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,000 but I probably would lick it too, to be honest. 402 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,080 So... 403 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 come and get it. 404 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,280 The girls have had their boxes well and truly ticked. 405 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,640 So who's meeting the mark for the boys? 406 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,040 What do you think of the girls? 407 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,600 Pretty insane, to be fair. 408 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,000 - We got... - Don't you think? 409 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,440 [David] At first impressions, Rhonda, and she's got a fantastic bum. 410 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,640 I need to have a little chat with Rhonda, 411 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,000 because, let's be honest, having an English accent in America 412 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,560 is like having a 12-inch dick. [laughs] 413 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,520 Yeah, that's right, David. 414 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,680 What is your type? 415 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,400 You know, I would like a mix between Francesca and Haley. 416 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,320 [Sharron laughs] 417 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,640 - Take them both! - Yeah. 418 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,800 Francesca looks good, top half, amazing. Haley's got a great ass. 419 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080 I'm a bum person. 420 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,040 Francesca... 421 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,440 Being the alpha, I'm not chasing. 422 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,000 If you chase something, all it does is run. 423 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,040 A man like Kelz is a star. I've got my own gravitational force. 424 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,920 What's your goal? 425 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,560 My goal... 426 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,480 is to reel 'em in, bro! To reel 'em in! 427 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,720 Everyone's hot. 428 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400 We just got every flavor a man could imagine. 429 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,480 We got vanilla bean. 430 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,040 to caramel to butter pecan. 431 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,800 Like, this is heaven on earth. 432 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,280 And we have Jesus. 433 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,280 ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 434 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,920 This is literally heaven on earth. 435 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,920 It's not fair, bro. I'm the shortest guy here. 436 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,480 You can say, like, first, I was the only black guy. 437 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,560 Cool, I had something going for me. Now, I got a big black guy... 438 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,840 - It's, like, yo, I'm not... Bro, what? - Okay, I see how... 439 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000 You're not defined by your height and race, though. 440 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,200 - You're not, but it plays a part. - [David] You're not. 441 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,080 [Kelz] I'm sure you've got good chat, no? 442 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,920 Most people I know that are that short have good chat. 443 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 - Not "that short." - "That short?" Bro, wait! 444 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,696 - What are you trying to say? - [Kelz] Ah! 445 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,600 - You're taking shots! - You know what I mean. 446 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,080 Two hours in, and our playas and playettes 447 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,600 have already locked their targets into their sights. 448 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,200 All that's left to do 449 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,000 is lock down their beds where the magic won't happen. 450 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,400 [Rhonda] Last one to the bedroom gets to sleep alone! 451 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,760 [Harry groans and laughs] 452 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,640 - Let's go. - [Chloe] I can't run in my heels. 453 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,160 - [Haley] Oh, my God! - [all squeal] 454 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,600 [whoops and giggles] 455 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,360 Oh, my... These beds are tiny. 456 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,000 I found out that the beds don't make much sound, 457 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,960 and you can get quite a good rhythm. Perfect. 458 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,440 These beds are sweet for what type of carnage I wanna do to Francesca. 459 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,360 She's probably the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on. 460 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,680 Um... Look, I've got big plans. 461 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,800 - What is this? - [Kelz] Yo. 462 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,520 - Ooh, I bet it blows out pheromones. - [Haley] A lava lamp? 463 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,280 It's gonna blow out pheromones and we're all gonna get real wild and be like... 464 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,320 Quite the opposite, Rhonda. I'm taking it all in. 465 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,920 [narrator] Yep, if they only knew. 466 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,040 [Harry] Oh, shit! 467 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,840 - What? - We got stacks! 468 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,160 [they whoop and cheer] 469 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,040 [laughter and shouting] 470 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,160 [Chloe] Oh, flavored ones! 471 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,440 I like the international vibe. 472 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,000 Harry's from Australia, and I literally have no idea where that is. 473 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,160 Kelz has a beautiful accent. I can't really understand him. 474 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,200 But everyone's accent that isn't American sounds the same. 475 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,000 It's all blending together for me. 476 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,160 [narrator] ♪ Rooh-rah, rooh-rah Who the hell are we? ♪ 477 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,760 ♪ We're the Zeta Ladies And we don't know geography ♪ 478 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,240 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 479 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,200 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 480 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,720 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 481 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,960 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 482 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,280 - How big were your boobs before? - They were big. 483 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,720 Lana's clock is ticking, and after consulting his playa's handbook, 484 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,560 David is wasting no time making the first move, 485 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,000 striking while the Rhonda is hot. 486 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,120 [David] Hello. 487 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640 Hi. 488 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,040 Can I join you? 489 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,000 - Of course. - I'll sit on this one. 490 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,040 Sorry about my shorts. They're a bit tight. 491 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,440 - Keep your eyes up here, yeah? - [Rhonda giggles] 492 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,240 - You saw me look down. - Stop. 493 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,640 Straight away. You can't be looking at me like that. 494 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,160 I'm not. It's the sun, you know. It's in my eyes. 495 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,800 But it might look like I'm... 496 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,880 - Giving it... - ...giving you eye. 497 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,120 [David] Bit of that. [laughs] 498 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,280 Am I... Would I be, like, your type? 499 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920 You would be. 500 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,520 'Cause, like, you know, tattoos is a turn-on. 501 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,880 I was, like, "Oh, he's got a little..." So where... 502 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,200 where would I possibly go in that wolf pack? 503 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,080 Maybe like a little baby cheetah or something. 504 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,280 - A cheetah? Is that what you are? - Yeah. 505 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,760 A little cheetah? 506 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,640 I keep my eye on what I want. I kinda go for it. 507 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,840 So, a baby cheetah. 508 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680 - [David laughs] - Quiet. 509 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,400 - I sneak up on you. - And then... devour me? 510 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,520 I mean, if you want to. 511 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,200 How you feeling sat out in the sun? It's quite hot, right? 512 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,640 - It is. - Looking like you need a bit of lotion. 513 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,320 I do. Can I get some? 514 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,160 How many bottles of sunscreen did this guy bring? 515 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,360 - [David] Oh, shit. - You can, like... 516 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,880 [David] You're just turning it over. 517 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,176 - [Rhonda] Yeah. Does that work? - [David] That works well. 518 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,320 Maybe we should probably... just go like that to start with. 519 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400 [Rhonda] Thanks. 520 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,800 [David] Very peachy. 521 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,520 Someone's showing off their best ass-et. 522 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,320 - You have great hands, too. - Yeah? 523 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,000 - I know how to use them. - Get in there. 524 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,080 - Right. That is... - You're enjoying that too much. 525 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,360 - Yeah! - [they laugh] 526 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,120 - That's it? - That's a great peach. 527 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,720 - [Rhonda] Kinda comes naturally. - [David] Jesus. 528 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,160 - Thank you. - Okay! 529 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,520 I'm definitely feeling David. He seems like the guy that can handle me. 530 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,080 You know, he's got the muscles. He's got the abs. 531 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,720 Pretty eyes. Pretty blue eyes. Jesus Christ, pretty blue eyes. 532 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,600 And great, sexy, 533 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,680 British, London accents and... 534 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,040 It's a whole sexual, just... 535 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,000 ball of fun. 536 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,640 Um... 537 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,120 Thanks for letting me rub lotion on you. 538 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,520 [he laughs] 539 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,560 No, I'm glad you noticed me over here cooking, you know? 540 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,960 To be honest, if I wanted to, I probably could've kissed her. 541 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,920 Um... [clears throat] 542 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,480 This is a marathon, not a sprint. 543 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,960 So, don't need to be jumping the gun too early. 544 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,840 No, David, it is a sprint, because in less than eight hours' time, 545 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,880 a talking air freshener is going to cockblock you. 546 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,400 [melodic chime] 547 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,240 While Kelz is waiting for his gravitational force 548 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,920 to pull Francesca into his orbit, 549 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,920 he's seeking wisdom from wise man Matthew. 550 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,760 Matt, look, you're deep like me. You're a thinker. 551 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,200 Nothing escapes your mind. 552 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,000 What do you think about Francesca? 553 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,760 - She's cool, man, honestly. - Honesty is the best policy. 554 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,840 Boom! 555 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,880 Just coming on with the one-liners. 556 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,080 [Chloe] Pow! 557 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,280 - What are you saying, bro? - She's crazy. 558 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,880 She's jokes, man. 559 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,800 She can be a bit air-headed. 560 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,240 [Kelz laughs] 561 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,880 But that's adorable, innit? That's cute. 562 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 563 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,400 American girls have this tendency of doing it on purpose. 564 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,040 - [Chloe] Catch you in a bit. - See you. 565 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,080 [Matthew] Hey, you're beautiful. 566 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,800 I like you in red. Keep it going. 567 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,520 - [Chloe] I love red. - You stand out. 568 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,800 All right. 569 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,000 - Who you looking at? Who you thinking? - I'm interested in Chloe. 570 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,480 She's good-looking. 571 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800 I like... 572 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,600 that look, dark hair. I like model-looking girls, skinny. 573 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,000 You see yourself with her long term? 574 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,840 [scoffs] Bro... 575 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,880 I don't even know if I really believe in marriage. 576 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,280 When I say "long term," I mean, like, four weeks. 577 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,080 No, bro. 578 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,520 Earlier, David gave Rhonda a great British butt massage, 579 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,840 and now it seems that Sharron is hoping for his own happy ending. 580 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,240 All the ladies look great, but I think I had my eye on Rhonda. 581 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,640 She's standing out a little bit more than everyone else. 582 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,840 This is the opportunity for me to show who I am and how dominant I can be. 583 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,800 Oh, jeez. 584 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,120 - What's all this? - What's up? 585 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,640 You miss me? 586 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,440 Uh, no. 587 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,720 Come here. 588 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,320 On that little-ass chair? 589 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,720 Come on. You can sit right here. 590 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,120 All right, cover that thing up. 591 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,200 - [Rhonda] Please. - [Sharron] He tame, look. 592 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,160 Should I call animal control? 593 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,360 [Sharron laughs] 594 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,280 Don't mess with them, they won't bother you. 595 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,520 Oh, jeez, real classy, buddy. 596 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,440 Let's get comfortable. 597 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720 [she sighs] 598 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,600 Don't get too excited, now. 599 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,640 I think you looked a little lonely over here. 600 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,400 - A little bit, but I was all right. - Yeah. 601 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,600 I think you was hoping I came down here to see you. 602 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,800 [she giggles] 603 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,040 That's why you been down here so long, huh? 604 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,680 I feel like you don't know what you want, anyway. 605 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,600 - Why you figure that? - 'Cause. 606 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,720 - You be staring at me. - I don't be staring at you. 607 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,640 Your eyes is sending a message that your mouth won't say. 608 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,760 I feel comfortable right here. I can get used to this. 609 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840 Yeah? 610 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,160 What, with me right here, or are you just comfortable here? 611 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,800 Obviously, with you right here. 612 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,040 [she laughs and groans] 613 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,600 - Why you smiling? - [she laughs] 614 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,680 Nothing. 615 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,840 Wow. 616 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,240 Zero to sexy in less than a day. 617 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,960 Impressive. 618 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,920 [they giggle] 619 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,480 [sighs] Wow. 620 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,320 Sharron's super-confident. 621 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,000 He's my ideal guy. 622 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,040 And David, we haven't had that... 623 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,720 fluid conversation like me and Sharron have had. 624 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,760 [Sharron] I'm gonna walk with the pillow. 625 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,800 [Rhonda] You good? [laughs] 626 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,520 [she laughs] 627 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,280 [Sharron] Things are definitely spicing up between Rhonda and I. 628 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,520 - I'm going to go all the way. - Poor Sharron. 629 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,720 He has no idea that Lana's gonna take the wind out of his sails. 630 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,160 [he laughs] 631 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,960 Still blissfully unaware of the impending sex drought, 632 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,960 the girls are getting glammed up for the night. 633 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,840 - Where the ladies? - Girls take the longest. 634 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,920 Always, bro. 635 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,480 While Harry is opening up to the boys... 636 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,800 a little too much. 637 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,680 I feel like every girl you sleep with falls in love with you. 638 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,840 Uh... 639 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,320 I kinda have that problem because I give them boyfriend dick, 640 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,840 and then it's like... 641 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,200 [David] What's "boyfriend dick"? 642 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,680 It's like, it's not too big, not too small, 643 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,200 just perfect, looks pretty. 644 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,960 - They're like, "This is my boyfriend." - It's just the right size? 645 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,040 So, you're saying girls fall in love with you 646 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880 because they go, "Well, that's maintainable." 647 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,520 [laughter] 648 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,440 If someone was to ask me, 649 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,200 "Matt, I would like your professional opinion 650 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,200 on how to get a girl interested," 651 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,200 I would never just be like, "Oh, God. Yes, let me tell you... 652 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,880 Tell them you got a tiny little dick that they can ride all day long. 653 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,800 They love that shit, man." 654 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,480 - How do you feel about girls that smoke? - No way, Jose. 655 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,560 Okay, say Francesca? 656 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,080 Sweet. I'm a smoker now, as well. [laughs] 657 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,040 [they chat and giggle] 658 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,160 - [Chloe] Hold on to me, babe. - Wow. 659 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,560 Oi, oi! 660 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,520 [Harry] Here they are. 661 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,800 [whoops and cheers] 662 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,280 [Rhonda] Hey there, sexies! 663 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,240 - Hey! - [they applaud] 664 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,480 [Sharron] Here we go! 665 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,656 - [Harry] You look amazing. - Get this party started! 666 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,760 [David] Come on then, mate. 667 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,080 [upbeat music plays] 668 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,800 Everyone is, like, sexual, like... 669 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,680 proper sexual. 670 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,360 - So, how down are you guys? - What do you mean, how down? 671 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,440 [Sharron] How down? 672 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,080 So, we'll play the blindfold game, guys. There's no rules. Do whatever. 673 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,840 Kiss, feel, touch, smell. We can do whatever. 674 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,400 And we gotta figure out who did what. 675 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,000 Why not? Seems like the perfect icebreaker 676 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,600 for a bunch of people who met nine hours ago. 677 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,040 [Harry sighs] 678 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,680 [whistles and cheers] 679 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,920 [he chuckles] 680 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,080 - His heart almost stopped. - Yeah! [laughs] 681 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,880 Uh... [laughs] 682 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,520 - Was it you? - [laughter] 683 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,440 You wish. 684 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,920 - [laughter] - [Harry] It wasn't? 685 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,840 - Why did you think it was her? - I don't know. 686 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,400 Thanks, Harry. He didn't even think it was me that kissed him! I mean... 687 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,200 - [Harry] Yes! - [Kelz] Oi, oi! 688 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,520 [Harry] Here we go. 689 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,800 Oh, okay. 690 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,520 Oh, my God! 691 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,120 Oh, my fucking God! 692 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,960 - Oh, my God! - Yes! 693 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,560 The guys are unbelievable. 694 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,200 Like, drooling at them. 695 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,120 I want to get down and dirty with a few of them. 696 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,480 You know what I mean? 697 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,720 I'm pretty sure I know what you mean. You're not being that subtle. 698 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,800 And he's blindfolded. 699 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,480 He's proper undressing, like. 700 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,680 - [squealing] - [Kelz] He trained for this! 701 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,040 [Kelz laughs] 702 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120 [Harry] Let's do it! 703 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,600 [Rhonda] I'm going in for the kill. 704 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,040 'Cause one good kiss doesn't mean they're all good kisses. 705 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,200 So, we have to see. 706 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,920 [David] Oh, shit. 707 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,360 - [David] Oh! - [laughter] 708 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,400 That game really did highlight to me how they've been getting along. 709 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,600 There's plenty more days for Rhonda to pick the right guy. 710 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,840 [he laughs] 711 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,800 [Francesca] Ooh, fair game. 712 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,680 [Harry] I'm just gonna go straight in the deep end, 713 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,560 let the boys know that I am all for Francesca. 714 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,440 And show a bit of dominance. 715 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,440 [they giggle] 716 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,080 [David] This girl's gone weak at the knees. 717 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,880 [Chloe] Harry's got his eye on Francesca. 718 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,920 The perfect one. [laughs] 719 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,960 - [Nicole] Wow! - [Kelz] How did you know? 720 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,240 Um... 721 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,760 I don't know. 722 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,920 The kiss was magical, and all we wanna do is rip each other's clothes off. 723 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,360 It's kind of hot. 724 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,760 Better move quick, 'cause Lana's about to go pee-pee on your picnic. 725 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,840 [they laugh] 726 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,320 While the girls are being model reality show contestants, 727 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,680 and changing their clothes for the 17th time, 728 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,400 Francesca has spotted the perfect moment to pounce on her man. 729 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,200 [Harry groans] 730 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,640 [Harry] Francesca is just drop-dead gorgeous. 731 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,760 We have got some tension built up from this night, 732 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,000 like, it is tipping point. 733 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,240 You are doing something to me. 734 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,080 Stop, you're turning me on. 735 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,560 I'm actually just gonna have to chill here for a bit. 736 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,680 I'm actually hard. 737 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,120 [he laughs] 738 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,320 - Stop making me so hard. - Sorry! 739 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,120 Who likes who? We need to be on the same page. 740 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,440 - We need to wing-woman each other. - [melodic chime] 741 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,720 Oh, my God. 742 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,840 - My heart. - What was that? 743 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,880 Whoa! 744 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,200 Are we in Star Trek? 745 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,080 Did we say something to turn that shit on? 746 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,160 Yeah. 747 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,120 - [melodic chime] - Oh, what the fuck is that? 748 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,480 - What is this? - Why is it doing that? Is that an alarm? 749 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,200 Hello. I'm Lana. 750 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,560 - Hi, Lana. - Hi, Lana. 751 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,160 - What the fuck is that? - What is going on? 752 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,800 Welcome to your first night at the retreat. 753 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,280 I hope the accommodation is to your liking. 754 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,120 It's perfect. We love it. 755 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,120 We just want our own room. 756 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,960 I must say, you are all aesthetically pleasing 757 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,080 - to the artificial eye. - [laughter] 758 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,800 - Oh! She's such a babe! - That's so cute. 759 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,600 - Thank you. - You as well, Lana. 760 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,360 You look great. I love your cone. 761 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,040 Quite... purple. 762 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,840 Now, I must ask you to make your way to the palapa. 763 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,240 Right. 764 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,840 I don't want to. 765 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,800 Hurry up, lovebirds. I haven't got all night. 766 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,880 - Okay. - Okay. 767 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,800 - Don't hack my phone. - [Francesca laughs] 768 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,000 [Francesca] That was so weird. 769 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,720 [narrator] For the last 12 hours, Lana has been in full-on spy mode, 770 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,840 gathering data on our sexy serial swipers. 771 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:26,120 But, unfortunately for them, it's about to become information overload. 772 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,880 [Sharron] All right, bruh, 773 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,560 it's time to go. 774 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,160 [melodic chime] 775 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,360 - Oh, shit. - [Chloe screams] 776 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,640 [Lana] Hi. I'm your virtual guide. 777 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,680 Hey, Siri! Oi! 778 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,040 Actually, my name is Lana. 779 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,400 [Chloe] Hello, babe. 780 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,520 Welcome. 781 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,000 Lana's sounding kind of hot. 782 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,000 She's got a real polite voice, hasn't she? 783 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,000 [imitates Lana] "Hello, sexy David. 784 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,800 You look nice today. 785 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,880 Wink." 786 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,680 Boys, she's a computer! 787 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,200 [Lana] However, you are not here for the reasons you may think. 788 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,760 This is part of the scary movie... 789 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,600 where the black people start running. 790 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,000 [Sharron yells] 791 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,200 [Lana] In the last 12 hours, I have been observing you, 792 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,800 learning about your behavior. 793 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,720 It has been most insightful. 794 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,880 All right, she's a bit weird. 795 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,960 You have been specially selected because all of you 796 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,360 are having meaningless flings over genuine relationships. 797 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,640 Oh, my God. 798 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,040 Wow! 799 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,040 The purpose of this retreat 800 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,360 is to help you gain deeper emotional connections 801 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,520 in your personal relationships. 802 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,200 You'll have platonic friendships with women. 803 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,360 [Sharron laughs] 804 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,040 [Sharron] This is crazy! Bruh. 805 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,800 [they laugh] 806 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,640 As an incentive to your development, I've allocated a prize 807 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,960 of $100,000. 808 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,320 [they cheer and laugh] 809 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,240 [Chloe] No fucking way! 810 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,120 Let's fucking go. I'm gonna make sure I get my money. 811 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,800 I'm gonna get my nose job, get my credit card paid off. 812 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,320 No more debt for me. 813 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,600 What do you think we have to do to win the money? 814 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,680 [Chloe] If it's washing up and cooking, I'm fucked. 815 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,120 [David and Matthew laugh] 816 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,080 - What would you do with 100K? - To the strip club! It's like... 817 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,160 [Lana] However, 818 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,560 there are conditions to your stay here. 819 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240 Jesus, here we go. 820 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,960 [narrator] This calls for tension music. 821 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:35,040 [tense music plays] 822 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,760 Is this not, like, freaking youse out? 823 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,000 Is anyone else going to fucking puke? 824 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,520 You will have to abstain from sexual practices 825 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,920 for the entirety of your stay. 826 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,240 [Chloe yells] 827 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,440 [Matthew] I don't know a man 828 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,280 - that's gone a month without getting off. - I've never been that long. 829 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,640 - That means no kissing. - What? 830 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,200 - This is bullshit. - She just said "no kissing." That's it. 831 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,040 - No heavy petting... - This is literally bullshit. 832 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,200 ...or sex of any kind. 833 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,280 - Yo, no way. - Great. 834 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,320 [narrator] Can Lana continue now, Harry? 835 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,720 Yep. 836 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,360 This will also apply to self-gratification. 837 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,360 - Fuck! I knew that was coming. - [Chloe] What does that mean? 838 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,040 - No masturbation. - No masturbating. 839 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,200 - [Kelz gasps] - What? 840 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,280 [Chloe] Oh, my God! 841 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,760 Shoulda knocked one out yesterday. 842 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:43,160 There's never been this amount of time where I've gone without anything. 843 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,800 Without beating my own meat, or even having sex. 844 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,000 It's definitely a setup. 845 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,440 - Right, okay. No sex of any kind. - No. 846 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,640 Money will be deducted from the prize for any sexual activity. 847 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,080 [David] No! 848 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,560 [groans] 849 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:00,840 Oh, my God. 850 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,040 [she groans] 851 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,280 Why? 852 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,480 [narrator] These guys are screwed... 853 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,280 God, this is gonna be hard. 854 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,600 ...just not in the way they want to be. 855 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,240 [Chloe] I'm sure I can keep my legs closed for 100K. 856 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,600 If I'm tempted, I'll be like, 857 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,400 "Think of your nan!” 858 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,040 [narrator] Oh dear, this lot are gonna have a... 859 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,560 long... 860 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,880 hard... 861 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,360 summer. 862 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,120 - [melodic chime] - [Lana] Welcome to the retreat. 863 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,160 [Kelz groans] Plot twist. 864 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,440 - [narrator] Coming up... - There has been a breach of the rules. 865 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,520 [he squeals] 866 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,520 [narrator] Old habits die hard. 867 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,320 Lana isn't the police. 868 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,120 - [squealing] - It's coming. 869 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,960 Wow! 870 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,800 We ain't gonna have fuck all left in the pot. 871 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,400 - [they squeal] - And there's another big twist. 872 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,640 They are going to pay. I would love if we lost everyone money. 873 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,960 What? No! 874 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,680 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 875 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,840 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 876 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,200 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 877 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,480 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 878 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,800 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 879 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,720 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 880 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,360 ♪ Turn it up ♪ 881 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,240 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 882 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,120 ♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪ 883 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,200 ♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me ♪ 884 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,440 ♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪ 885 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,680 ♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me ♪ 67416

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