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♪ Guilty ♪
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♪ Pleasures ♪
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If you were in paradise...
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♪ Try and resist it if you like ♪
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...with these people...
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♪ Guilty pleasures ♪
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...and had to resist sex...
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could you?
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Hell, no.
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Nobody can keep it in their pants
these days.
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[man] To the strip club!
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'Cause hooking up
is as easy as swiping right.
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Oh, that one's fire.
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So, obviously we found the hottest,
horniest, commitment-phobic swipesters...
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[woman] Everyone's, like, so horny!
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[grunting]
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...and given them
what they think is the most exotic
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and erotic summer of their lives...
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- I think we just have a big orgy.
- [woman] What?
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...only to reveal
that one thing is off the menu.
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Sex.
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[gasps and screams]
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What is this, some type of joke?
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- To make it worse, they can't even kiss.
- No!
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I'm starting to
look at the fish differently!
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At stake is a prize of $100,000...
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- [man] Oh!
- [woman] Oh my God!
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...which will plummet if they get naughty.
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I don't wanna cost more than three grand.
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The question is,
in a world without sex,
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will they form deeper
and more meaningful connections?
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- Did you guys have sex?
- We didn't.
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[woman] Give me a hug.
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- I got more respect for myself.
- Or will temptation be...
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too...
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[man] What, is it sincere now?
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...hot...
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Do you want to have sex?
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- ...to...
- [man] At this rate,
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- we ain't gonna have fuck-all in the pot.
- ...handle?
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[he laughs]
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My friends are gonna love this twist.
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In less than 12 hours,
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our sexed-up singles
will be hit with a no-sex sucker punch.
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I'm talking full-on bang ban.
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Thankfully, I don't have
to break the news,
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as this luxury no-bone zone
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comes fully equipped
with its own virtual guide.
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[melodic chime]
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Hi, I'm Lana.
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My purpose is to put the guests
on the path towards making deeper
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and more meaningful connections.
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[melodic chime]
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[narrator] For the first 12 hours,
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Lana will be watching our horny guests
in the wild,
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and she will be secretly gathering
personal data
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before she lays down the sex ban.
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Let's meet oblivious single number one.
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Ooh, girl, please. Are you kidding me?
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I would.
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Oh, my God.
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[excited squeal]
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Oh, God.
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- [cork pops]
- Woo-hoo!
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Here's to being the only one here!
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Hi, I'm Chloe. I'm 20 years old.
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I'm quite ditzy, as well,
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so you've just gotta be
really patient with me,
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'cause I'm not the brightest spark...
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um...
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in the book.
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Dating apps are like
a part-time job for me.
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Because I just get so addicted to it,
like...
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- [phone chimes]
- Oh, that was my phone.
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It's on loud. I'm so sorry.
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Snapchat snapped me...
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with a picture of his boxers!
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[squeals] No! Go away.
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[she giggles]
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[she sighs]
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Oh, my God,
I don't wanna see who's coming.
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But then they'll see my small pancake bum.
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I'll just turn round.
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Oh, my God. Please be...
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a sexy boy.
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Who are you expecting, Jeff from Finance?
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Although, this next guy
is exceptional at picking up numbers.
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Hi!
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Hi, how are you?
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Oh, my God. He's got tattoos.
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This is lit.
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Do you drink?
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Uh, anything. I'm Sharron, by the way.
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- Lovely to meet you.
- Likewise.
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Two kisses.
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- What was your name, sorry?
- Sharron. Yourself?
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- Chloe.
- What are we toasting to?
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- Cheers. Um...
- Cheers to...
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- To beautiful people?
- To beautiful people.
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- Your eyes are gorgeous, too. Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
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Here we go.
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I'm a feminist, yes.
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I study Woman and Gender Studies
at college.
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If you really pay attention, you get
the blueprint to how to pick up women.
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[he laughs]
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I definitely play the field.
You can never have too many options.
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That's why sports teams have players
on the bench.
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Definitely got a lot of people
on the bench. [laughs]
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Anywhere I go, I can meet a woman.
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In a grocery store,
or I can meet a women in church.
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I just actually signed up
for Christian Mingle.
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So, any Christians out there...
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♪ Hallelujah! ♪
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What I'm most proud of is my penis.
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I have this picture,
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and it's measured
next to an air freshener can.
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[he laughs]
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Ah.
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Oh, you gotta do one spin. Just spin.
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- Spin one time.
- Ohh.
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I mean...
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- Oh, sh...
- Oh my God, there's someone else coming.
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♪ Hallelujah! ♪
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Something tells me that Sharron doesn't
get this excited on Christian Mingle.
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- Oh, my God, she's gorgeous!
- Come down there?
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Come down here, babe. Get a drink.
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- Hi.
- [Sharron] Hey, how are you?
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- You look good.
- Thank you.
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- Hi, I'm Haley.
- Chloe.
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- Chloe?
- Sharron.
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Sharron? Got it.
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- [Sharron] What's your type?
- I love the tattoos.
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- Yeah.
- [Chloe] Yeah, tattoos.
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You have any?
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I have this one on my back.
It's not the best.
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Can y'all see it?
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Mind if I...?
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- What language is that?
- I don't know.
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You don't know?
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[Sharron] Are you serious?
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♪ Rooh-rah, rooh-rah,
who the hell are we? ♪
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♪ We're the Zeta Ladies,
the best sorority. ♪
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Woo!
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[she giggles]
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I'm in a sorority at my college.
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You have to be fun.
You have to be outgoing, um...
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You kind of need to have good grades, too.
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I go to a lot of frat parties.
Literally everyone's hammered.
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A girl's broken her neck before,
falling off the roof, but...
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other than that, it's fun.
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I do mostly go for guys,
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but if a girl looks just like me,
I'm so into that.
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Blond hair, big boobs, skinny, like,
all that, like, I love that in a girl.
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- I think you're bigger than me.
- No.
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Yours are like...
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- I mean...
- They look more like...
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- More... yeah? No.
- More jiggly!
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- Take them out and compare them.
- I feel like...
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I think I'm ready for some more men.
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- Oh, my God.
- Just what I ordered,
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a man from each hemisphere.
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- There's boys coming in.
- Oh, there's two.
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- Hi!
- What's happening?
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- How are we? Naughty little quesadillas?
- Looking fit.
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- What's happening? I'm Harry.
- Haley. Nice to meet you.
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- Oh, accents! Oh, my God!
- I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you.
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- Lovely to meet you.
- Oh, my God, you're massive.
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Your accents! Oh, I'm in heaven.
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If you come at me with an accent, oh, my...
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I literally turn into butter.
Like, I just melt.
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Especially, like, dirty talk. Oh!
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Bring that here. Reel it in.
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Ooh, I got red. My heart's racing.
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Oh, my God. So, I've hit everyone famous.
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I've DMed Kourtney Kardashian,
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Kendall. I hit her with,
"Hello, my little butter chicken."
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But my success rate with celebrities
is absolutely zero.
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With any other girl,
it's an instant response.
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I think I'm quite cheeky,
and I'm a bit of a cockatoo.
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You just say one word,
like, super loud at a bar, "Crikey."
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[he sighs]
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And then, boom, girls come over.
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Like, let's go get some brunch.
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[he laughs]
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- [Chloe] Got another bottle?
- [David] A fresh bottle.
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Have you guys got enough sun lotion on?
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[he laughs]
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- No, I've got nothing on.
- Not got any on?
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I've actually got some with me,
coincidentally.
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Smooth move, David.
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- Bring them shoulders here.
- I don't know if I'm burning, though.
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It's important, this,
because you've got beautiful skin.
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- You've got to keep it that way.
- You gonna be my personal doctor?
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- I've gotta look after you.
- [she laughs]
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- That was an excuse to touch my shoulders.
- A little bit, yeah.
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- [Chloe laughs]
- A little bit.
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♪ Rule Britannia! ♪
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How do you describe
the quintessential British gentleman?
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I just try to be a nice guy.
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Do something my mum would be proud of
at the end of the day.
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Yeah, David: brains and brawn.
Hashtag "loves a sex party." [laughs]
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I don't really have lines.
I don't really have, like, a strategy.
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Basically, I just walk into a bar
and take my shirt off. Sorted.
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If you hear how many girls
I've slept with,
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you might make a judgment,
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but if you think about it
from a long-term perspective,
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it's not as bad as you might think.
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I don't want to share that number,
exactly.
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A gentleman doesn't say. [laughs]
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Cheers to sexy people.
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Our sexy singletons are hot,
horny, and completely clueless.
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They think they're here
for a hedonistic holiday,
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but in less than 12 hours,
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they will be pushed on the path toward
relationship enlightenment.
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Chill out, beardy.
She ain't even your species.
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Oh, shit!
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[others exclaim]
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[Harry] What up,
you naughty little possum?
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[Chloe] Oh, my God!
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- Yes.
- I'm Harry.
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- Hi, Harry.
- How are you?
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- Good. How are you?
- Amazing. You nervous?
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Not really. You?
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- Hey. Nice to meet you.
- Sharron. Nice to meet you.
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- You're gorgeous.
- All right, let's... Ooh.
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[she giggles]
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This lighting is perfect.
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[camera clicks]
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Oh, that one's fire.
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I have 310,000 followers right now.
It goes up usually every single day.
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I think my personality is my best asset,
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but the eyes go to the boobs.
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But, like, my face isn't too bad,
I don't think, so...
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Usually, if a guy is hot and I want him,
it's just like...
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Do a little hair flip.
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Just, like, make eye contact,
and it's game over.
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I win.
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- What do you do? Are you a model?
- Yeah.
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[Harry] I can see why.
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[relaxed music plays]
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Just in case the music
isn't hammering it home,
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this guy is, like, totally chill.
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So chill, in fact,
that he's dressed for winter.
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- We've got a new addition to the squad.
- Oh, my God.
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- What's up, man?
- What's up, dude?
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[David] Get in here.
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- [David] Come on in.
- This is a fit group.
248
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,160
I love the commitment to the look
in this heat, wearing a beanie.
249
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,360
That's strong, mate.
250
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,520
Is it a religious thing?
251
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,240
[Matthew] This is just my swag, man.
252
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,320
I wanna know what's underneath the hat.
253
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:32,880
Don't judge.
254
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480
[she gasps]
255
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,360
- [Chloe] It smells amazing!
- Well, I shower sometimes. [laughs]
256
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,840
- Who is this Jesus character?
- Right, good decisions.
257
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,560
He does kinda look like Jesus.
258
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,880
I bet he'd do well on Christian Mingle.
259
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,600
I am a deep thinker.
I think about everything a lot.
260
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,640
Monogamy is something
that I sometimes question.
261
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,680
I've often joked about,
like, spreading my seed
262
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,360
and just kind of rolling the dice
of my genetic build
263
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,560
with different women and races
around the world.
264
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,840
[he laughs]
265
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,320
Sexually, I'm a lot to handle.
266
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,880
You're not wrong.
I think I've conceived just watching you.
267
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,240
Get ready...
268
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,800
for some double trouble.
269
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,760
Oh!
270
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,440
We got two new ones.
271
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,960
[squealing]
272
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,320
- Hey, girls.
- [Harry] Oh, my God.
273
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400
[laughter]
274
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,240
- Hello. How are you?
- How are you doing?
275
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,360
- I'm Nicole.
- Nice to meet you.
276
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,840
- How are you? Nicole.
- David.
277
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,320
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
278
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,480
- I'm Sharron.
- How are you? Nice to meet you.
279
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,880
- What's your name?
- Rhonda.
280
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,840
- Rhonda, nice to meet you.
- Everyone's so gorgeous.
281
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,680
- For you.
- Oh, my gosh.
282
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,760
I would rate myself a ten out of ten.
283
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,520
I got a nice butt.
284
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,560
A woman should carry their self
with confidence,
285
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,040
stand tall,
and always strive to be better.
286
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,800
I feel like, if you're a woman,
you can do anything that a man can.
287
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,960
When I go to the grocery store,
288
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,400
I'm not just going in flip flops
and jeans.
289
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,240
Like, I'm looking my best. You never know
who you're gonna bump into.
290
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,800
My ideal type of guy,
they need to have a job.
291
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,840
Please, dear Lord, have a job.
292
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,240
Tattoos are a plus.
293
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,680
Like, I like to be
kind of spoiled a little bit.
294
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,000
[she laughs]
295
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,480
Tattoos and a job?
296
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,680
Some girls really want it all.
297
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,120
So, what's your type?
298
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200
Goofy.
299
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,800
Has some body to them,
like, you know, not scrawny.
300
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,720
- Which, we don't have any of those.
- Yeah.
301
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,040
So, yeah, I'm pretty happy right now.
302
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,880
You all look so fab.
303
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,400
- I've heard in Ireland, you love to drink.
- Okay.
304
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,040
- [Chloe] Is that true?
- Oh, like, I'm a professional drinker.
305
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,400
I'm a big party girl.
It's probably the Irish in me.
306
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,520
I was in an all-girls school run by nuns.
307
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,040
It's really religious and Catholic.
308
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,760
Everyone knows your business.
309
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,400
Now, I just get with anyone,
and no one ever knows.
310
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,920
The lads that I've been dating,
within three dates,
311
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,960
they tell me that they're, like,
falling for me.
312
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,040
And then I'm like, "Eww, no."
313
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,440
Then I just give them the snip.
314
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,280
Smart girl. Saves on contraception.
315
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,840
Ireland is in, like,
the same land mass as England?
316
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,840
Whoa!
317
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,840
- You can't laugh at me.
- What do you mean?
318
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,880
No. Ireland's a different country.
319
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,040
Right. We're almost a full house.
320
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,320
Oh, hello.
321
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,760
Yes, please. Thank you, producers!
322
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,920
- [Rhonda screams] Hello!
- [Francesca whoops]
323
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,240
- My man!
- Damn!
324
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,160
This place is amazing, man.
325
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,680
- What's happening?
- Hey, I'm David.
326
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,360
- I'm Kelz.
- Nice to meet you.
327
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,920
So, is he your type?
328
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,336
- He's a big guy, though, you know.
- [Haley] He's very cute.
329
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,200
He can toss me a few miles.
330
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,080
- Francesca.
- Hi, Francesca. I'm Kelz.
331
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,160
- What's your name? Sorry. Kelz.
- Kelz.
332
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,600
What a fucking sort.
333
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,920
He's like Zeus.
334
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,040
I'm Kelz, and I'm king of the jungle.
335
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120
That's right.
336
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,800
I never look at competition.
There can only be one alpha male.
337
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,160
I've got a lion tattoo here.
It's basically how I see myself.
338
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,360
Lion King was always my favorite movie.
339
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,840
I don't really do relationships.
340
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,360
Getting girls, for me,
has never really been a problem.
341
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,200
Ballpark figure, I've played FIFA more
times than I've slept with girls. Fact.
342
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,120
It's less than...
343
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,760
a thousand.
344
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,080
As margins go, that seems pretty big.
345
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,160
- We're gonna have fun here.
- For real. We're gonna turn up, bro.
346
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,120
- You already know.
- Hundred percent.
347
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,400
Ah, look at them.
348
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,960
Beautifully naive wannabe reality stars
349
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,400
who think they're here
for a sex-packed summer.
350
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,000
They have no idea
351
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,880
that Lana is secretly
gathering information
352
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,160
about their behavior.
353
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,040
Go ahead. Tell them, honey.
354
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,280
[melodic chime]
355
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,160
I will observe the guests
and analyze their behavior
356
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,520
in order to help them on the path
towards better relationships.
357
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,480
Once 12 hours has elapsed,
358
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,080
they'll have to adhere
to the rules of this retreat.
359
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,880
[narrator] I hear you, girl.
360
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,360
There's no time to waste.
361
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,680
Fortunately,
this lot need no encouragement.
362
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,040
I'm amazed they're not horizontal already.
363
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,520
Who do you fancy?
364
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,360
Is that what she just said? No way!
365
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,400
I think the two next to Jesus.
366
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,536
- [Haley] Shorter?
- Mm-hmm.
367
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,400
[Rhonda] With spiky hair. He's cute.
368
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,080
He's from London.
Do you like the accent?
369
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,440
I know, it's gonna rub off on me.
370
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,800
This place is so crazy.
371
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,920
It's full of sexy men.
372
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,320
So, we have Sharron, and then David.
373
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,240
Now I'm just, like, ready to just
jump on them like a baby cheetah.
374
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,000
Just grab a hold of one of them,
and just pull them into my web, you know?
375
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,000
I would ruin Harry.
376
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400
[they squeal]
377
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,720
I wonder if Meghan Markle ever said that.
378
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,200
Harry is just...
379
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,480
He's tall.
380
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,840
Like six-five tall.
381
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Oh, my God.
382
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,720
Yeah, Harry caught my eye straight away.
383
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,120
- First impressions of Francesca?
- I think she's nice.
384
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,640
Yeah.
385
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,440
She's right here.
386
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,560
Francesca?
387
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,480
- Shall we have a chat?
- Bye, leaving you.
388
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,920
[they laugh]
389
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,600
Who's your favorite?
390
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680
All of them.
391
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080
Who's yours?
392
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,880
- I fancy Harry.
- Okay, yeah.
393
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,720
[Francesca] I love Harry.
I think he's great.
394
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,920
- Yeah.
- Love him? Whoa!
395
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,520
- [Francesca] No, like...
- I'm joking.
396
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,840
There is so many
really hot options in this house.
397
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920
David's body,
398
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,480
I want to lick it.
399
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,400
Kelz's body, I want to lick it.
Harry's body, I want to lick it.
400
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,360
I haven't seen Jesus' body yet,
401
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,000
but I probably would lick it too,
to be honest.
402
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,080
So...
403
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040
come and get it.
404
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,280
The girls have had their boxes
well and truly ticked.
405
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,640
So who's meeting the mark for the boys?
406
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,040
What do you think of the girls?
407
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,600
Pretty insane, to be fair.
408
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,000
- We got...
- Don't you think?
409
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,440
[David] At first impressions, Rhonda,
and she's got a fantastic bum.
410
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,640
I need to have a little chat with Rhonda,
411
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,000
because, let's be honest,
having an English accent in America
412
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,560
is like having a 12-inch dick. [laughs]
413
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,520
Yeah, that's right, David.
414
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,680
What is your type?
415
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,400
You know, I would like a mix
between Francesca and Haley.
416
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,320
[Sharron laughs]
417
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,640
- Take them both!
- Yeah.
418
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,800
Francesca looks good, top half, amazing.
Haley's got a great ass.
419
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080
I'm a bum person.
420
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,040
Francesca...
421
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,440
Being the alpha, I'm not chasing.
422
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,000
If you chase something,
all it does is run.
423
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,040
A man like Kelz is a star.
I've got my own gravitational force.
424
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,920
What's your goal?
425
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,560
My goal...
426
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,480
is to reel 'em in, bro!
To reel 'em in!
427
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,720
Everyone's hot.
428
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400
We just got every flavor
a man could imagine.
429
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,480
We got vanilla bean.
430
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,040
to caramel to butter pecan.
431
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,800
Like, this is heaven on earth.
432
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,280
And we have Jesus.
433
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,280
♪ Hallelujah! ♪
434
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,920
This is literally heaven on earth.
435
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,920
It's not fair, bro.
I'm the shortest guy here.
436
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,480
You can say, like,
first, I was the only black guy.
437
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,560
Cool, I had something going for me.
Now, I got a big black guy...
438
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,840
- It's, like, yo, I'm not... Bro, what?
- Okay, I see how...
439
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000
You're not defined
by your height and race, though.
440
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,200
- You're not, but it plays a part.
- [David] You're not.
441
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,080
[Kelz] I'm sure you've got good chat, no?
442
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,920
Most people I know that are that short
have good chat.
443
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
- Not "that short."
- "That short?" Bro, wait!
444
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,696
- What are you trying to say?
- [Kelz] Ah!
445
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,600
- You're taking shots!
- You know what I mean.
446
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,080
Two hours in, and our playas and playettes
447
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,600
have already locked their targets
into their sights.
448
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,200
All that's left to do
449
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,000
is lock down their beds
where the magic won't happen.
450
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,400
[Rhonda] Last one to the bedroom
gets to sleep alone!
451
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,760
[Harry groans and laughs]
452
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,640
- Let's go.
- [Chloe] I can't run in my heels.
453
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,160
- [Haley] Oh, my God!
- [all squeal]
454
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,600
[whoops and giggles]
455
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,360
Oh, my... These beds are tiny.
456
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,000
I found out that the beds
don't make much sound,
457
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,960
and you can get
quite a good rhythm. Perfect.
458
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,440
These beds are sweet for what type
of carnage I wanna do to Francesca.
459
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,360
She's probably the most gorgeous girl
I've ever laid eyes on.
460
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,680
Um... Look, I've got big plans.
461
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,800
- What is this?
- [Kelz] Yo.
462
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,520
- Ooh, I bet it blows out pheromones.
- [Haley] A lava lamp?
463
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,280
It's gonna blow out pheromones and we're
all gonna get real wild and be like...
464
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,320
Quite the opposite, Rhonda.
I'm taking it all in.
465
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,920
[narrator] Yep, if they only knew.
466
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,040
[Harry] Oh, shit!
467
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,840
- What?
- We got stacks!
468
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,160
[they whoop and cheer]
469
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,040
[laughter and shouting]
470
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,160
[Chloe] Oh, flavored ones!
471
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,440
I like the international vibe.
472
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,000
Harry's from Australia, and I literally
have no idea where that is.
473
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,160
Kelz has a beautiful accent.
I can't really understand him.
474
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,200
But everyone's accent that isn't American
sounds the same.
475
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,000
It's all blending together for me.
476
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,160
[narrator] ♪ Rooh-rah, rooh-rah
Who the hell are we? ♪
477
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,760
♪ We're the Zeta Ladies
And we don't know geography ♪
478
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,240
♪ Turn it up ♪
479
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,200
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
480
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,720
♪ Turn it up ♪
481
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,960
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
482
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,280
- How big were your boobs before?
- They were big.
483
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,720
Lana's clock is ticking,
and after consulting his playa's handbook,
484
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,560
David is wasting no time
making the first move,
485
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,000
striking while the Rhonda is hot.
486
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,120
[David] Hello.
487
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640
Hi.
488
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,040
Can I join you?
489
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,000
- Of course.
- I'll sit on this one.
490
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,040
Sorry about my shorts.
They're a bit tight.
491
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,440
- Keep your eyes up here, yeah?
- [Rhonda giggles]
492
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,240
- You saw me look down.
- Stop.
493
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,640
Straight away.
You can't be looking at me like that.
494
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,160
I'm not. It's the sun, you know.
It's in my eyes.
495
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,800
But it might look like I'm...
496
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,880
- Giving it...
- ...giving you eye.
497
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,120
[David] Bit of that. [laughs]
498
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,280
Am I... Would I be, like, your type?
499
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920
You would be.
500
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,520
'Cause, like, you know,
tattoos is a turn-on.
501
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,880
I was, like, "Oh, he's got a little..."
So where...
502
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,200
where would I possibly go
in that wolf pack?
503
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,080
Maybe like a little baby cheetah
or something.
504
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,280
- A cheetah? Is that what you are?
- Yeah.
505
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,760
A little cheetah?
506
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,640
I keep my eye on what I want.
I kinda go for it.
507
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,840
So, a baby cheetah.
508
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680
- [David laughs]
- Quiet.
509
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,400
- I sneak up on you.
- And then... devour me?
510
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,520
I mean, if you want to.
511
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,200
How you feeling sat out in the sun?
It's quite hot, right?
512
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,640
- It is.
- Looking like you need a bit of lotion.
513
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,320
I do. Can I get some?
514
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,160
How many bottles of sunscreen
did this guy bring?
515
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,360
- [David] Oh, shit.
- You can, like...
516
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,880
[David] You're just turning it over.
517
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,176
- [Rhonda] Yeah. Does that work?
- [David] That works well.
518
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,320
Maybe we should probably...
just go like that to start with.
519
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400
[Rhonda] Thanks.
520
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,800
[David] Very peachy.
521
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,520
Someone's showing off
their best ass-et.
522
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,320
- You have great hands, too.
- Yeah?
523
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,000
- I know how to use them.
- Get in there.
524
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,080
- Right. That is...
- You're enjoying that too much.
525
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,360
- Yeah!
- [they laugh]
526
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,120
- That's it?
- That's a great peach.
527
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,720
- [Rhonda] Kinda comes naturally.
- [David] Jesus.
528
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,160
- Thank you.
- Okay!
529
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,520
I'm definitely feeling David.
He seems like the guy that can handle me.
530
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,080
You know, he's got the muscles.
He's got the abs.
531
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,720
Pretty eyes. Pretty blue eyes.
Jesus Christ, pretty blue eyes.
532
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,600
And great, sexy,
533
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,680
British, London accents and...
534
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,040
It's a whole sexual, just...
535
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,000
ball of fun.
536
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,640
Um...
537
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,120
Thanks for letting me rub lotion on you.
538
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,520
[he laughs]
539
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,560
No, I'm glad you noticed me
over here cooking, you know?
540
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,960
To be honest, if I wanted to,
I probably could've kissed her.
541
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,920
Um... [clears throat]
542
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,480
This is a marathon, not a sprint.
543
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,960
So, don't need
to be jumping the gun too early.
544
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,840
No, David, it is a sprint,
because in less than eight hours' time,
545
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,880
a talking air freshener
is going to cockblock you.
546
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,400
[melodic chime]
547
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,240
While Kelz is waiting
for his gravitational force
548
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,920
to pull Francesca into his orbit,
549
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,920
he's seeking wisdom from wise man Matthew.
550
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,760
Matt, look, you're deep like me.
You're a thinker.
551
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,200
Nothing escapes your mind.
552
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,000
What do you think about Francesca?
553
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,760
- She's cool, man, honestly.
- Honesty is the best policy.
554
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,840
Boom!
555
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,880
Just coming on with the one-liners.
556
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,080
[Chloe] Pow!
557
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,280
- What are you saying, bro?
- She's crazy.
558
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,880
She's jokes, man.
559
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,800
She can be a bit air-headed.
560
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,240
[Kelz laughs]
561
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,880
But that's adorable, innit?
That's cute.
562
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,000
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
563
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,400
American girls have this tendency
of doing it on purpose.
564
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,040
- [Chloe] Catch you in a bit.
- See you.
565
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,080
[Matthew] Hey, you're beautiful.
566
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,800
I like you in red. Keep it going.
567
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,520
- [Chloe] I love red.
- You stand out.
568
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,800
All right.
569
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,000
- Who you looking at? Who you thinking?
- I'm interested in Chloe.
570
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,480
She's good-looking.
571
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800
I like...
572
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,600
that look, dark hair.
I like model-looking girls, skinny.
573
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,000
You see yourself with her long term?
574
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,840
[scoffs] Bro...
575
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,880
I don't even know
if I really believe in marriage.
576
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,280
When I say "long term,"
I mean, like, four weeks.
577
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,080
No, bro.
578
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,520
Earlier, David gave Rhonda
a great British butt massage,
579
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,840
and now it seems that Sharron
is hoping for his own happy ending.
580
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,240
All the ladies look great,
but I think I had my eye on Rhonda.
581
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,640
She's standing out
a little bit more than everyone else.
582
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,840
This is the opportunity for me to show
who I am and how dominant I can be.
583
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,800
Oh, jeez.
584
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,120
- What's all this?
- What's up?
585
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,640
You miss me?
586
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,440
Uh, no.
587
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,720
Come here.
588
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,320
On that little-ass chair?
589
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,720
Come on. You can sit right here.
590
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,120
All right, cover that thing up.
591
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,200
- [Rhonda] Please.
- [Sharron] He tame, look.
592
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,160
Should I call animal control?
593
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,360
[Sharron laughs]
594
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,280
Don't mess with them,
they won't bother you.
595
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,520
Oh, jeez, real classy, buddy.
596
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,440
Let's get comfortable.
597
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720
[she sighs]
598
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,600
Don't get too excited, now.
599
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,640
I think you looked a little lonely
over here.
600
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,400
- A little bit, but I was all right.
- Yeah.
601
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,600
I think you was hoping
I came down here to see you.
602
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,800
[she giggles]
603
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,040
That's why you been down here
so long, huh?
604
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,680
I feel like you don't know
what you want, anyway.
605
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,600
- Why you figure that?
- 'Cause.
606
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,720
- You be staring at me.
- I don't be staring at you.
607
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,640
Your eyes is sending a message
that your mouth won't say.
608
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,760
I feel comfortable right here.
I can get used to this.
609
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840
Yeah?
610
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,160
What, with me right here,
or are you just comfortable here?
611
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,800
Obviously, with you right here.
612
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,040
[she laughs and groans]
613
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,600
- Why you smiling?
- [she laughs]
614
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,680
Nothing.
615
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,840
Wow.
616
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,240
Zero to sexy in less than a day.
617
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,960
Impressive.
618
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,920
[they giggle]
619
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,480
[sighs] Wow.
620
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,320
Sharron's super-confident.
621
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,000
He's my ideal guy.
622
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,040
And David, we haven't had that...
623
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,720
fluid conversation
like me and Sharron have had.
624
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,760
[Sharron] I'm gonna walk with the pillow.
625
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,800
[Rhonda] You good? [laughs]
626
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,520
[she laughs]
627
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,280
[Sharron] Things are definitely
spicing up between Rhonda and I.
628
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,520
- I'm going to go all the way.
- Poor Sharron.
629
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,720
He has no idea that Lana's
gonna take the wind out of his sails.
630
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,160
[he laughs]
631
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,960
Still blissfully unaware
of the impending sex drought,
632
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,960
the girls are getting glammed up
for the night.
633
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,840
- Where the ladies?
- Girls take the longest.
634
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,920
Always, bro.
635
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,480
While Harry is opening up to the boys...
636
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,800
a little too much.
637
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,680
I feel like every girl you sleep with
falls in love with you.
638
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,840
Uh...
639
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,320
I kinda have that problem because
I give them boyfriend dick,
640
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,840
and then it's like...
641
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,200
[David] What's "boyfriend dick"?
642
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,680
It's like, it's not too big,
not too small,
643
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,200
just perfect, looks pretty.
644
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,960
- They're like, "This is my boyfriend."
- It's just the right size?
645
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,040
So, you're saying
girls fall in love with you
646
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880
because they go,
"Well, that's maintainable."
647
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,520
[laughter]
648
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,440
If someone was to ask me,
649
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,200
"Matt, I would like
your professional opinion
650
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,200
on how to get a girl interested,"
651
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,200
I would never just be like,
"Oh, God. Yes, let me tell you...
652
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,880
Tell them you got a tiny little dick
that they can ride all day long.
653
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,800
They love that shit, man."
654
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,480
- How do you feel about girls that smoke?
- No way, Jose.
655
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,560
Okay, say Francesca?
656
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,080
Sweet. I'm a smoker now, as well. [laughs]
657
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,040
[they chat and giggle]
658
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,160
- [Chloe] Hold on to me, babe.
- Wow.
659
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,560
Oi, oi!
660
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,520
[Harry] Here they are.
661
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,800
[whoops and cheers]
662
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,280
[Rhonda] Hey there, sexies!
663
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,240
- Hey!
- [they applaud]
664
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,480
[Sharron] Here we go!
665
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,656
- [Harry] You look amazing.
- Get this party started!
666
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,760
[David] Come on then, mate.
667
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,080
[upbeat music plays]
668
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,800
Everyone is, like, sexual, like...
669
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,680
proper sexual.
670
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,360
- So, how down are you guys?
- What do you mean, how down?
671
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,440
[Sharron] How down?
672
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,080
So, we'll play the blindfold game, guys.
There's no rules. Do whatever.
673
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,840
Kiss, feel, touch, smell.
We can do whatever.
674
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,400
And we gotta figure out who did what.
675
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,000
Why not? Seems like the perfect icebreaker
676
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,600
for a bunch of people
who met nine hours ago.
677
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,040
[Harry sighs]
678
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,680
[whistles and cheers]
679
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,920
[he chuckles]
680
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,080
- His heart almost stopped.
- Yeah! [laughs]
681
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,880
Uh... [laughs]
682
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,520
- Was it you?
- [laughter]
683
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,440
You wish.
684
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,920
- [laughter]
- [Harry] It wasn't?
685
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,840
- Why did you think it was her?
- I don't know.
686
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,400
Thanks, Harry. He didn't even think
it was me that kissed him! I mean...
687
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,200
- [Harry] Yes!
- [Kelz] Oi, oi!
688
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,520
[Harry] Here we go.
689
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,800
Oh, okay.
690
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,520
Oh, my God!
691
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,120
Oh, my fucking God!
692
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,960
- Oh, my God!
- Yes!
693
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,560
The guys are unbelievable.
694
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,200
Like, drooling at them.
695
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,120
I want to get down and dirty
with a few of them.
696
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,480
You know what I mean?
697
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,720
I'm pretty sure I know what you mean.
You're not being that subtle.
698
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,800
And he's blindfolded.
699
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,480
He's proper undressing, like.
700
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,680
- [squealing]
- [Kelz] He trained for this!
701
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,040
[Kelz laughs]
702
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120
[Harry] Let's do it!
703
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,600
[Rhonda] I'm going in for the kill.
704
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,040
'Cause one good kiss
doesn't mean they're all good kisses.
705
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,200
So, we have to see.
706
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,920
[David] Oh, shit.
707
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,360
- [David] Oh!
- [laughter]
708
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,400
That game really did highlight to me
how they've been getting along.
709
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,600
There's plenty more days
for Rhonda to pick the right guy.
710
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,840
[he laughs]
711
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,800
[Francesca] Ooh, fair game.
712
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,680
[Harry] I'm just gonna
go straight in the deep end,
713
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,560
let the boys know
that I am all for Francesca.
714
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,440
And show a bit of dominance.
715
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,440
[they giggle]
716
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,080
[David] This girl's
gone weak at the knees.
717
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,880
[Chloe] Harry's got his eye on Francesca.
718
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,920
The perfect one. [laughs]
719
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,960
- [Nicole] Wow!
- [Kelz] How did you know?
720
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,240
Um...
721
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,760
I don't know.
722
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,920
The kiss was magical, and all we wanna do
is rip each other's clothes off.
723
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,360
It's kind of hot.
724
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,760
Better move quick, 'cause Lana's
about to go pee-pee on your picnic.
725
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,840
[they laugh]
726
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,320
While the girls are being
model reality show contestants,
727
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,680
and changing their clothes
for the 17th time,
728
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,400
Francesca has spotted the perfect moment
to pounce on her man.
729
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,200
[Harry groans]
730
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,640
[Harry] Francesca is just
drop-dead gorgeous.
731
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,760
We have got some tension
built up from this night,
732
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,000
like, it is tipping point.
733
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,240
You are doing something to me.
734
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,080
Stop, you're turning me on.
735
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,560
I'm actually just gonna have to
chill here for a bit.
736
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,680
I'm actually hard.
737
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,120
[he laughs]
738
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,320
- Stop making me so hard.
- Sorry!
739
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,120
Who likes who?
We need to be on the same page.
740
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,440
- We need to wing-woman each other.
- [melodic chime]
741
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,720
Oh, my God.
742
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,840
- My heart.
- What was that?
743
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,880
Whoa!
744
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,200
Are we in Star Trek?
745
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,080
Did we say something to turn that shit on?
746
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,160
Yeah.
747
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,120
- [melodic chime]
- Oh, what the fuck is that?
748
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,480
- What is this?
- Why is it doing that? Is that an alarm?
749
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,200
Hello. I'm Lana.
750
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,560
- Hi, Lana.
- Hi, Lana.
751
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,160
- What the fuck is that?
- What is going on?
752
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,800
Welcome to your first night
at the retreat.
753
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,280
I hope the accommodation
is to your liking.
754
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,120
It's perfect. We love it.
755
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,120
We just want our own room.
756
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,960
I must say,
you are all aesthetically pleasing
757
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,080
- to the artificial eye.
- [laughter]
758
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,800
- Oh! She's such a babe!
- That's so cute.
759
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,600
- Thank you.
- You as well, Lana.
760
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,360
You look great. I love your cone.
761
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,040
Quite... purple.
762
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,840
Now, I must ask you
to make your way to the palapa.
763
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,240
Right.
764
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,840
I don't want to.
765
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,800
Hurry up, lovebirds.
I haven't got all night.
766
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,880
- Okay.
- Okay.
767
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,800
- Don't hack my phone.
- [Francesca laughs]
768
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,000
[Francesca] That was so weird.
769
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,720
[narrator] For the last 12 hours,
Lana has been in full-on spy mode,
770
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,840
gathering data on our sexy serial swipers.
771
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:26,120
But, unfortunately for them,
it's about to become information overload.
772
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,880
[Sharron] All right, bruh,
773
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,560
it's time to go.
774
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,160
[melodic chime]
775
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,360
- Oh, shit.
- [Chloe screams]
776
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,640
[Lana] Hi. I'm your virtual guide.
777
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,680
Hey, Siri! Oi!
778
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,040
Actually, my name is Lana.
779
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,400
[Chloe] Hello, babe.
780
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,520
Welcome.
781
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,000
Lana's sounding kind of hot.
782
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,000
She's got a real polite voice, hasn't she?
783
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,000
[imitates Lana] "Hello, sexy David.
784
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,800
You look nice today.
785
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,880
Wink."
786
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,680
Boys, she's a computer!
787
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,200
[Lana] However, you are not here
for the reasons you may think.
788
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,760
This is part of the scary movie...
789
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,600
where the black people start running.
790
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,000
[Sharron yells]
791
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,200
[Lana] In the last 12 hours,
I have been observing you,
792
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,800
learning about your behavior.
793
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,720
It has been most insightful.
794
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,880
All right, she's a bit weird.
795
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,960
You have been specially selected
because all of you
796
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,360
are having meaningless flings
over genuine relationships.
797
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,640
Oh, my God.
798
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,040
Wow!
799
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,040
The purpose of this retreat
800
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,360
is to help you gain
deeper emotional connections
801
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,520
in your personal relationships.
802
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,200
You'll have platonic friendships
with women.
803
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,360
[Sharron laughs]
804
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,040
[Sharron] This is crazy! Bruh.
805
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,800
[they laugh]
806
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,640
As an incentive to your development,
I've allocated a prize
807
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,960
of $100,000.
808
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,320
[they cheer and laugh]
809
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,240
[Chloe] No fucking way!
810
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,120
Let's fucking go.
I'm gonna make sure I get my money.
811
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,800
I'm gonna get my nose job,
get my credit card paid off.
812
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,320
No more debt for me.
813
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,600
What do you think we have to do
to win the money?
814
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,680
[Chloe] If it's washing up and cooking,
I'm fucked.
815
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,120
[David and Matthew laugh]
816
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,080
- What would you do with 100K?
- To the strip club! It's like...
817
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,160
[Lana] However,
818
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,560
there are conditions to your stay here.
819
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240
Jesus, here we go.
820
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,960
[narrator] This calls for tension music.
821
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:35,040
[tense music plays]
822
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,760
Is this not, like, freaking youse out?
823
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,000
Is anyone else going to fucking puke?
824
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,520
You will have to abstain
from sexual practices
825
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,920
for the entirety of your stay.
826
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,240
[Chloe yells]
827
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,440
[Matthew] I don't know a man
828
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,280
- that's gone a month without getting off.
- I've never been that long.
829
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,640
- That means no kissing.
- What?
830
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,200
- This is bullshit.
- She just said "no kissing." That's it.
831
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,040
- No heavy petting...
- This is literally bullshit.
832
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,200
...or sex of any kind.
833
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,280
- Yo, no way.
- Great.
834
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,320
[narrator] Can Lana continue now, Harry?
835
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,720
Yep.
836
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,360
This will also apply
to self-gratification.
837
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,360
- Fuck! I knew that was coming.
- [Chloe] What does that mean?
838
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,040
- No masturbation.
- No masturbating.
839
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,200
- [Kelz gasps]
- What?
840
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,280
[Chloe] Oh, my God!
841
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,760
Shoulda knocked one out yesterday.
842
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:43,160
There's never been this amount of time
where I've gone without anything.
843
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,800
Without beating my own meat,
or even having sex.
844
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,000
It's definitely a setup.
845
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,440
- Right, okay. No sex of any kind.
- No.
846
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,640
Money will be deducted from the prize
for any sexual activity.
847
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,080
[David] No!
848
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,560
[groans]
849
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:00,840
Oh, my God.
850
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,040
[she groans]
851
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,280
Why?
852
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,480
[narrator] These guys are screwed...
853
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,280
God, this is gonna be hard.
854
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,600
...just not in the way they want to be.
855
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,240
[Chloe] I'm sure I can keep my legs closed
for 100K.
856
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,600
If I'm tempted, I'll be like,
857
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,400
"Think of your nan!”
858
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,040
[narrator] Oh dear,
this lot are gonna have a...
859
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,560
long...
860
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,880
hard...
861
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,360
summer.
862
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,120
- [melodic chime]
- [Lana] Welcome to the retreat.
863
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,160
[Kelz groans] Plot twist.
864
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,440
- [narrator] Coming up...
- There has been a breach of the rules.
865
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,520
[he squeals]
866
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,520
[narrator] Old habits die hard.
867
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,320
Lana isn't the police.
868
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,120
- [squealing]
- It's coming.
869
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,960
Wow!
870
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,800
We ain't gonna have fuck all
left in the pot.
871
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,400
- [they squeal]
- And there's another big twist.
872
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,640
They are going to pay.
I would love if we lost everyone money.
873
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,960
What? No!
874
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,680
♪ Turn it up ♪
875
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,840
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
876
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,200
♪ Turn it up ♪
877
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,480
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
878
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,800
♪ Turn it up ♪
879
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,720
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
880
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,360
♪ Turn it up ♪
881
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,240
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
882
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,120
♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪
883
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,200
♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me ♪
884
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,440
♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪
885
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,680
♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me ♪
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