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[MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
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GOOD MORNING AND HOWDY
TO YOU, ARIZONA.
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GOOD MORNING, ARIZONA.
THIS IS BO...
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AND THIS IS JIM,
AND WE'RE ONCE AGAIN
WELCOMING YOU
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TO THE BO AND JIM MORNING SHOW.
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GOOD MORNING.
MYSELF REPORTING THE NEWS
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AND JIM REPORTING WEATHER
AND SPORTS.
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IT'S EXACTLY 9:01--9:02.
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AND NOW JIM WILL BE ALONG
IN A FEW MINUTES
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WITH TODAY'S LATEST
WEATHER CONDITIONS.
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BUT FIRST, TODAY'S SHOW
IS BEING BROUGHT
TO YOU BY...
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MAMA LENA'S, THE ONLY
RESTAURANT IN THE STATE
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OFFERING HOME-COOKED MEALS
JUST LIKE YOUR OWN MAMA
USED TO MAKE.
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MMM!
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MAMA LENA'S IS LOCATED
CONVENIENTLY
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IN THE CENTER
OF DOWNTOWN FLAGSTAFF,
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WHERE SHE OPENS EACH DAY
FOR BREAKFAST AT 7 A.M.
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AND SERVES THOSE SCRUMPTIOUS
DINNERS UNTIL 10 P.M.
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AND NOW, HERE'S JIM
WITH THE LATEST
ON THE WEATHER. JIM?
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THANKS, BO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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TODAY'S WEATHER WILL BE
MORE ABOUT THE SAME.
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AROUND THE STATE,
THE WINDS WILL BE COLD,
THEY'LL BE BRISK.
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ESPECIALLY IN
THE NORTHERN PORTION.
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IT'S GONNA GET
A LITTLE NIPPY UP THERE.
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FLAGSTAFF WILL BE
IN THE MID- TO LOWER 50s
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AND MAY EVEN GET DOWN
TO THE HIGH 40s.
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I WAS TALKING TO AN OLD MAN
JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
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HE SAID IT MIGHT BE
DOWN TO THE 30s.
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SO IF YOU'RE GOING OUT
TO MAMA'S,
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FOR LUNCH, FOR DINNER,
FOR BREAKFAST,
YOU BETTER BUNDLE UP.
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IF YOU HAVE A HAT, WEAR IT.
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AS MY GRANDPAPPY USED TO SAY,
IF YOU KEEP THE TOP
OF YOUR HEAD WARM,
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THE REST OF THE BODY
WILL FOLLOW SUIT.
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GOOD OLD GRANDPAPPY, JIM.
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BO, I'LL RETURN AFTER THE NEWS
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WITH MORE WEATHER
AND THE LATEST IN SPORTS.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[DOG PANTING]
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HEY.
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HOW ARE YA THIS MORNIN'?
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[BARKING]
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[HARMONICA PLAYING]
YEAH?
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NO, YOU CAN'T
COME WITH ME.
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NOT THIS TIME.
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[PLAYING HARMONICA]
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YOU'RE LEAVING?
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[PLAYING HARMONICA]
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YES, DAN. YES.
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I'M GOING TO OREGON.
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[BARKING]
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[GRUNTING]
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WAIT.
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HI.
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HI!
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HI!
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[HORN HONKS]
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SCUM!
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DIRTBAG!
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YOU BETTER TAKE OFF,
'CAUSE YOU COME BACK HERE,
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I MIGHT KICK SOME BUTT!
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OH, COME ON, GOD, PLEASE?
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JUST DO ME THIS ONE FAVOR.
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I'LL NEVER ASK FOR ANOTHER ONE.
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JEEZ, GOD.
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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HI.
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HI.
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MY NAME IS HOMER.
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WHAT'S--WHAT'S
YOUR GUYS' NAME?
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MONEY.
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NOW.
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THANK YOU.
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MOVE IT, MAGGOT.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOU FORGOT THIS,
YOU IGNORANT SLIMEBALLS!
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[BRAKES SQUEALING,
TIRES SCREECHING]
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RIGHT SOCK.
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CAN I HAVE MY BAG?
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THANK YOU.
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[COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
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EDNA! YOU COOK THESE
GODDAMN FRIES
IN 40-WEIGHT MOTOR OIL?
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TASTES GREASY AS SOM'BITCH.
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WRING 'EM OUT.
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[AIRPLANE FLYING LOW]
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[LAUGHING]
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I THINK I WANT THIS.
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THAT'S 2 CENTS.
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[MUTTERING]
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OK.
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WHAT ABOUT THE ONES
YOU ALREADY SWIPED?
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DIDN'T THINK I SEEN THAT,
DID YOU?
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IT HASN'T BEEN GOING
TOO GREAT FOR ME LATELY.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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I'M GONNA PAY YOU
FOR THESE, I PROMISE.
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FORGET IT.
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NO, I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA MAIL YOU A CHECK.
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I JUST NEED YOUR ZIP CODE.
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NO, THAT'S OK. I'M GONNA
GO TO THE POST OFFICE
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AND I'M GONNA GET
THE ZIP CODE.
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THANKS.
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I MEAN IT, TOO.
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Y-YOU KNOW, ONE DAY,
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WHEN YOU LEAST
EXPECT IT,
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YOU'RE GONNA GET A CHECK
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FOR $3.00 IN THE MAIL
FROM ME.
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HOMER LANZA.
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[GRUNTING]
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[YAWNS]
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HI.
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AAH!
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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SORRY.
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SORRY?! WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOIN' IN MY CAR?
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WAS IN THE CAR.
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WHO DID YOU THINK
WAS IN IT?
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I DIDN'T THINK NOBODY
WAS IN THE CAR.
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I THOUGHT
IT WAS A WRECK.
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YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A WRECK?
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COME HERE. COME HERE.
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WHAT?
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COME HERE.
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LOOK.
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
A WRECK TO YOU?
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HUH? DOES IT LOOK
LIKE A WRECK TO YOU?
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WELL, YEAH.
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THIS IS NOT A WRECK.
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THIS IS A LINCOLN.
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THAT'S A CONTINENTAL.
SEE THAT?
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WHERE?
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READ IT, RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT THERE.
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WHERE?
READ IT SO YOU CAN SEE IT.
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UHH!
JUST GET--
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UHH...
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CALL MY FUCKIN' CAR A WRECK.
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ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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GODDAMN IT.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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[BREATHING HARD]
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YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
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NO.
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I'M BUSTED.
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OH, YEAH, YOU'RE BUSTED,
ALL RIGHT.
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WHERE YOU GOIN'
WITHOUT NO MONEY?
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OREGON.
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OREGON?
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I'M GOING UP
TO SEE MY DAD.
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HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
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HE'S GOT CANCER.
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I WANT TO SEE HIM
BEFORE HE DIES.
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HEY, I'M REAL SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
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JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
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HOW COME YOU'RE
TRAVELING TO OREGON
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WITHOUT A PENNY
IN YOUR POCKET?
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WELL, I HAD $87,
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BUT SOME GUYS TOOK IT.
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UH-HUH.
OH, YEAH?
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SOME GUYS TOOK
YOUR $87?
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YEAH.
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WHO?
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2 GUYS IN A RED FORD.
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OH, YEAH?
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WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?
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UM...
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THAT WAY.
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YOU WANT A RIDE?
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YOU SURE YOU'RE GOING
THAT WAY?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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SEE, THIS CAR GOES
ANYWHERE I WANT IT TO GO.
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I JUST GET BEHIND
THE WHEEL AND IT GOES.
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TAKE YOU TO OREGON,
WE'LL FIND THESE GUYS,
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AND WE'LL GET MY $87
BACK, HUH?
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YEAH. I HAVEN'T
HAD A RIDE
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IN A LONG TIME.
NOWHERE TO GO.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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SO WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR WORK?
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I'M A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST.
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YEAH.
OH, REALLY?
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THERE'S A CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
READING ROOM
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OH, YEAH?
RIGHT BY MY HOUSE.
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YOU WANT A CANDY BAR?
I GOT ONE.
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LET ME HAVE THE SLO POKE
IN YOUR POCKET THERE.
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WHAT SLO POKE?
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THE SLO POKE I FOUND
WHEN I WENT THROUGH
YOUR SHIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SLO POKE
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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OH--OH, THAT SLO POKE.
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OH, THAT'S MY LAST ONE.
BUT I GOT A COUPLE
OTHER ONES HERE
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YOU MIGHT LIKE.
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HERE. THIS ONE HERE
IS A SWITZER.
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THIS IS REAL GOOD.
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I DON'T WANT SWITZERS.
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LOOK, IT'S ARTIFICIALLY
FLAVORED.
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I DON'T CARE. I DON'T EAT
ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED STUFF.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THE WHOPPERS?
THE WHOPPERS GOT A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF IN IT.
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NO. THEY GOT THAT
MALTED MILK STUFF
AND THAT CARAMEL IN IT.
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WELL, SO DOES A SLO POKE.
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NO, IT DOESN'T.
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IT DOES NOT.
YES, IT DOES.
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READ THE LABEL.
UH-HUH.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOURSELF.
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YEAH, KINDA.
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MY NAME IS HOMER LANZA.
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WHAT?
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HOMER LANZA.
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HOMER LIKE YOU HIT
A BASEBALL HOME RUN
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AND LANZA LIKE THE FAMOUS
SINGER MARIO LANZA.
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MARIO LANZA?
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MARIO LANZA?
I LOVE MARIO LANZA!
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WHAT, ARE YOU RELATED?
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NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT...
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HE DON'T SEND ME NO MONEY
AT CHRISTMAS TIME,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
[LAUGHS]
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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EDDIE.
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EDWINA...CERVI.
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EDWINA?
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YEAH.
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EDWINA?
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THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME.
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YEAH. AND HOMER
IS A FAGGOT'S NAME.
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SO...
IS NOT.
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IS NOT.
YEAH.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
THE WORD HOMER CAME FROM?
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NO.
HOMO.
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OH, YEAH.
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HOMO LANZA.
THAT'S YOU.
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SO HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY?
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WHAT, DO YOU WORK?
YOU GOT A JOB?
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I'M A DISHWASHER.
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HUH?
THAT'S YOUR WORK?
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I'M A DISHWASHER, TOO.
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YEAH.
REALLY?
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IT'S A SMALL WORLD,
AIN'T IT?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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I USED TO WORK...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]
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00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,258
YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT!
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I LIKE SALTWATER
TAFFY...
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00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:31,098
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]
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00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,434
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD PIZZA
FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD,
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00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,237
BUT I THINK I LIKE
ARIZONA PIZZA THE BEST.
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ABSOLUTELY THE BEST.
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00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,241
YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY
A NICE RESTAURANT, EDDIE.
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00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,342
YOU SURE YOU CAN AFFORD THIS?
247
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,444
OH, YEAH. I FIGURED
IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO
248
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,079
SINCE I BASHED YOUR FUCKIN'
HEAD INTO THE CAR.
249
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,182
OH, THAT'S OK.
I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN HIT
A LOT WORSE THAN THAT.
250
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,583
I WAS HIT WITH A BASEBALL
ONE TIME.
251
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,618
OH.
252
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,453
YEAH. THAT'S WHY
I'M THE WAY I AM.
253
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,322
OH, YEAH? HOW'S THAT?
254
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,923
YOU KNOW, NOT TOO SMART.
255
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,659
WHO THE FUCK SAYS
YOU'RE NOT SMART?
256
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,094
EVERYBODY.
257
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,195
THEY ALL SAY THAT.
258
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,697
IT'S BECAUSE
WHEN THE BALL HIT ME,
259
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,335
IT KNOCKED MY BRAINSTEMS
LOOSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
260
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,669
WHAT THE FUCK
IS A BRAINSTEM?
261
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,438
I NEVER FUCKIN'
EVEN HEARD OF IT.
262
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,472
BRAINSTEMS...
263
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,574
ARE THINGS THAT ARE
IN YOUR NECK HERE...
264
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,708
UH-HUH.
265
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,577
THAT PUSH YOUR BRAIN
UP TO THE TOP
OF YOUR HEAD
266
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,947
JUST IN CASE YOUR BRAIN
WANTS TO FALL DOWN
INTO YOUR NECK.
267
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,382
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
268
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,416
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
269
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,519
THEY SAY I HAVEN'T
BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
270
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,554
REALLY?
271
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,156
WELL, SO WHAT HAPPENED?
272
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,157
WELL, THEY TELL ME
273
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,059
THAT I WAS PLAYING
THIRD BASE, RIGHT?
274
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,228
AND SOME GUY--
I WASN'T PAYING
NO ATTENTION, I GUESS--
275
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,530
AND SOME GUY JUST
WHACKED THE BALL
REAL HARD
276
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,399
AND I GOT BEANED
RIGHT IN MY EAR.
277
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,035
IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE
HERE...
278
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,404
YOU CAN STILL SEE MY--
MY, UH...
279
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,074
MY STITCHES. SEE?
SEE THEM RIGHT BACK THERE?
280
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,641
OH, YEAH, LOOK AT
THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.
281
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,642
YEAH.
YEAH, NEAT, HUH?
282
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,411
YEAH.
THAT'S FUCKIN' HIP, MAN.
283
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,712
IT'S LIKE FRANKENSTEIN
AND SHIT.
284
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:57,450
HEY, BUDDY, YOU WANT TO
HOLD IT DOWN
ON THE CUSS WORDS?
285
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,585
THIS IS MY WIFE.
286
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,288
EDDIE, I DON'T THINK--
287
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,524
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE UGLY BITCH HOME, HUH?
288
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,327
EDDIE--EDDIE, YOU'RE MUCH
MORE IMPORTANT THAN--
289
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,728
UHH! UHH...
290
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,064
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU GETTIN' UP FOR?
291
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,465
I'M HOMER LANZA.
THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
292
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,001
CHECK, PLEASE.
SHE'S NOT REALLY
A BAD GUY
293
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,169
ONCE YOU GET
TO KNOW HER.
294
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,038
SHE'S HELPING ME
FIND MY MONEY THAT
THESE GUYS ROBBED.
295
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,507
WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?
296
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,708
IS THAT YOUR WIFE?
297
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,009
SHE'S VERY LOVELY.
298
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,078
I CAN SEE WHY YOU GOT UPSET
WHEN SHE SAID MOTHERFUCKER.
299
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,280
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY,
BECAUSE STICKS AND STONES
300
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,217
MAY BREAK YOUR BONES,
BUT WORDS WILL NEVER
HURT YOU.
301
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,218
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER THAT.
302
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,286
HI. I'M HOMER LANZA.
YOU KNOW, ANY--
303
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,687
COME ON, HOMER, WE GOTTA GO.
304
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,223
OK. SHE'S A VERY NICE
PERSON.
305
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,690
YOU KNOW, I GOT ROBBED
OF $87 ONE TIME
306
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,559
AND SHE'S BEEN REALLY NICE
ABOUT THAT.
307
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,695
SHE'S GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
SHE DON'T DO THIS OFTEN.
308
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,064
BYE-BYE, NOW.
309
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,435
BYE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT WAS VERY GOOD PIZZA.
310
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,537
HEY, MICKEY,
A STOLEN CREDIT CARD!
311
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:55,108
[SHOUTING IN JAPANESE]
312
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,143
[ENGINE REVVING]
313
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,577
WHAT'S THE HURRY, EDDIE?
314
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,046
THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
315
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,248
[MICKEY SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
316
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:06,619
...YOU CREEP COCKSUCKER!
WHAT ARE YOU COCKSUCKERS--
317
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,229
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
318
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,535
I THINK HE BUSTED
YOUR WINDOW.
319
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,703
IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
320
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,272
BOY, HE WAS SURE UPSET,
WASN'T HE?
321
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,774
WHAT'D YOU DO, GIVE HIM
A BAD CREDIT CARD
OR SOMETHING?
322
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,642
NO, NO, NO.
I GAVE HIM DINERS CLUB.
323
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,211
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS OVERDRAWN.
324
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,079
YOU KNOW, NO ONE
CUTS YOU A BREAK NO MORE.
325
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,181
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
326
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,748
YEAH. YOU KNOW, I APPLIED
FOR A CREDIT CARD ONCE.
327
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,749
GET OUTTA HERE.
328
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,750
YEAH. THE BANK
TURNED ME DOWN.
329
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286
YEAH.
REALLY?
330
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,420
WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU AIN'T A MAN
331
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,454
TILL YOU GOT
A CREDIT CARD.
332
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,089
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO WITHOUT MINE.
333
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,425
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
GO BACK THERE
334
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,260
AND ASK 'EM FOR YOURS.
335
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,628
NOSIRREE.
336
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,762
HA HA HA HA HA!
337
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,131
WELL, SHIT,
IT'S THE COMPUTER'S
FAULT, ANYWAY.
338
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,466
I MEAN, THE COMPUTER
IS THE WORST--
339
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,236
I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S THE WORST THING
EVER CREATED.
340
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,237
YEAH.
341
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,505
I MEAN, IT'S WORSE
THAT THE CLAP.
342
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,773
IT'S WORSE THAN COPS.
IT'S DAMN NEAR AS BAD
AS SHRINKS, MAN,
343
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,109
[BELCHES]
I'M TELLING YOU.
344
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,311
DAMN, HOMER.
345
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,378
[BELCHES]
346
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,781
YEAH, WELL, HOW COME
YOU HIT ME BACK THERE, EDDIE?
347
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,782
HUH?
348
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,850
HOW COME YOU HIT ME
BACK THERE?
349
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,185
I MEAN...
350
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,420
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
351
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,654
I JUST--I FELT
LIKE IT, I GUESS.
352
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,523
I--I KNOW, BUT DON'T
DO THAT NO MORE, OK?
353
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,191
'CAUSE IT REALLY HURTS
LIKE THE DICKENS.
354
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,828
WELL, HOMER, I MEAN,
I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES.
355
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:22,829
GOD.
356
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,731
I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS.
357
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,534
FRIENDS? NO, MAN,
I'M JUST USING YOU
358
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,802
TO GET MY $87 BACK.
359
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,271
WELL...
360
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,240
WELL, DON'T DO IT NO MORE,
ANYWAY, OK?
361
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,309
'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T
TAKE A PUNCH LIKE I USED TO
362
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,678
WHEN I WAS
IN THE GOLDEN GLOVES.
363
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,214
YOU WERE NEVER
IN NO GOLDEN--
364
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,315
YOU SUCH A LIAR.
365
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,316
GOLDEN GLOVES.
NO!
366
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,152
NO, I KNOCKED OUT
ABOUT 600 GUYS.
367
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,153
[LAUGHING]
368
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,221
YES.
369
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,190
YEAH, I ONLY LOST ONE FIGHT
IN MY WHOLE CAREER.
370
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,159
AND I GOT SCREWED ON THAT ONE.
371
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,160
YOU ARE SO FULL OF--
372
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,428
NO, I WAS IN GUATEMALA
AND THOSE...
373
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,365
I SHOULD'VE NEVER
WENT DOWN THERE.
THE REFS WERE MURDER.
374
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,166
Eddie: YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
375
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,534
YOU GO DOWN
TO THE HALL OF RECORDS
376
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,670
AND YOU LOOK IT UP
AND IT'S THERE.
377
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,939
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]
378
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,366
HOMER.
379
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,703
COME ON, WHERE THE FUCK
ARE YOU? HUH? HUH?
380
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,005
GOD DAMN IT.
381
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,477
I PACKED AN EXTRA TOOTHBRUSH.
382
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,880
SO, I'LL LET YOU BORROW MINE
IF YOU PROMISE
383
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,284
THAT YOU'LL WASH IT OFF
REAL GOOD.
384
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,385
FUCK THAT.
385
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,386
ALL RIGHT.
386
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,221
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
ALL THAT PLAQUE AND TARTER
387
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,356
TO BUILD UP ON YOUR CHOPPERS.
388
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,758
MY DENTIST SAYS
THAT ONCE YOU GET IT ON THERE,
389
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,893
IT TAKES A BLOWTORCH
TO GET IT OFF.
390
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,464
IS THAT ALL YOU
THINK ABOUT IS PLAQUE
AND FUCKIN' TARTER?
391
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:08,535
WELL, IN THE MORNING
AND AFTER MEALS, YES.
392
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,838
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S OUT THERE?
393
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,606
BESIDES YOUR CAR?
394
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,342
THERE ARE LAWYERS,
395
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,909
THERE ARE SHRINKS,
396
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,346
THERE ARE NUNS!
397
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,682
[RUMBLING]
398
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,253
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
399
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,254
WHAT?
400
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,689
IT'S THE BIG ONE.
401
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,491
[RUMBLING GETS LOUDER]
402
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,925
IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE.
403
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,562
I DON'T THINK I CAN GET
THIS BRUSH CLEAN.
404
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,596
SHH!
405
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,432
[RUMBLING LOUDER]
406
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,505
NO. NO.
407
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,940
THAT WASN'T IT.
408
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,442
THAT WASN'T IT.
409
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,577
WHERE WAS I?
410
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,946
YOU WAS TALKIN' ABOUT
MURDERERS, RAPISTS, AND LAWYERS.
411
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:54,947
YES.
412
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,484
THERE'S--THERE'S LAWYERS...
413
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,951
AND SHRINKS AND--
414
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,620
AND THERE'S NUNS,
AND THERE'S...
415
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,554
THERE'S PEOP--
THERE'S PEOPLE--
416
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,989
THERE'S PEOPLE
OUT THERE STARVING.
417
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,323
THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE
STARVING.
418
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,626
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYPLACE TO GO.
THERE'S NO FOOD FOR THEM.
419
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,895
AND THERE'S HURRICANES
AND THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF WEATHER
420
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,431
AND THERE'S PESTILENCE.
GOD MADE PESTILENCE.
421
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,967
AND THAT'S WHAT
HE PUT DOWN ON PEOPLE.
HE MADE PESTILENCE.
422
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,202
AND HE MADE DISEASES.
423
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,904
THERE'S DISEASES THAT
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A CURE FOR.
424
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,840
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
HOW MUCH RICH--
HOW MUCH RICH YOU ARE,
425
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,775
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER TO THEM
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CURE IT.
426
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:27,580
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY
TO CURE IT.
427
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,416
AND YOU WANT ME TO...
428
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,317
YOU WANT ME...
429
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,586
TO BRUSH MY TEETH?
430
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,555
YOU WANT TO BRUSH
YOUR TEETH NOW?!
431
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,589
OHH!
432
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,559
HEY, CUT IT OUT!
STOP IT, EDDIE!
433
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,660
I'M NOT KIDDIN', EDDIE!
434
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,728
UHH!
435
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:42,862
YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR--
STOP IT, EDDIE!
436
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,332
CUT IT OUT! CUT IT OUT!
STOP IT, EDDIE!
437
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,601
STOP! STOP THAT, EDDIE!
438
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,471
EDDIE! NO, EDDIE, STOP IT!
439
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:55,341
I WON'T ASK YOU TO BRUSH
YOUR TEETH NO MORE, EDDIE!
440
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,877
ALL RIGHT, STOP IT, EDDIE!
441
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,512
NO!
442
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,347
EDDIE!
[GRUNTING]
443
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,850
OH, MY GOD!
444
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,886
[PANTING]
445
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,790
[WHIMPERING]
446
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,727
[CRYING]
447
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,896
[SOBBING]
448
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,899
EDDIE...
449
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:23,536
[CRYING]
450
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,009
* HOME
451
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:35,448
* IS WHERE I LONG TO BE
452
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,450
* HOME
453
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:42,555
* WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
454
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,524
* HOME
455
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:49,428
* STAYS IN MY MEMORY
456
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:56,035
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
457
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,506
* HOME
458
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:04,611
* IS WHERE MY HEART IS
459
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,546
* HOME
460
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:11,518
* IS WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
461
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,486
* HOME
462
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:19,191
* WHERE SWEET MEMORIES LIVE
463
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:24,964
* HOW I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
464
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,700
KEEP YOU WARM.
465
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,971
THANK YOU.
466
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,544
SO, HOMER, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR FUN IN ARIZONA?
467
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,578
OH, YOU KNOW, LOTS OF STUFF.
468
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:42,048
YOU KNOW, I PLAY WITH
THE NEIGHBOR'S DOGS,
469
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,215
AND I SMASH BOTTLES.
470
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,851
I READ ALL ABOUT BASEBALLS.
471
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,919
I FIX THE KIDS' TIRES
DOWN THE STREET.
472
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,220
WELL, IT DEPENDS--
EVER BEEN LAID?
473
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,123
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GET
SOME OF THAT CHEERLEADER
PUSSY, HUH?
474
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,825
SIT ON YOUR FACE?
475
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,093
EDDIE, COME ON.
476
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,596
HEY! HEY, GIRLS!
477
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,197
HEY, GIRLS?
[CHEERING]
478
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,766
HEY, GIRLS!
479
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,034
HEY, GIRLS!
THIS IS MY FRIEND.
480
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,538
HE--HE IS
THE STUD OF LIFE,
481
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,773
LIKE THIS IS GREAT.
482
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:10,910
[CHANTING CHEERS]
483
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,946
HEY! HEY, GIRLS!
484
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:14,981
LET'S GET YOU LAID.
485
00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,216
HEY, I'VE BEEN LAID.
I'VE BEEN LAID.
486
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,151
HEY. EDDIE.
487
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,554
HEY! WHOO! WHOO!
488
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,590
HEY, GIRLS! HEY!
489
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,625
RICK 'EM, RACK 'EM,
RICK 'EM, RACK 'EM,
490
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,894
GET THAT GUY
AND REALLY FUCK HIM.
491
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,662
[INDISTINCT]
492
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,163
COME ON,
WE'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
493
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,766
HEY, GIRLS! HEY!
494
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,035
[CHEERING]
495
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:39,205
[LAUGHING]
496
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,239
WHOO! HA HA!
497
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,273
HA HA HA!
498
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,942
[HORN HONKING]
499
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,210
I SAID I'VE BEEN LAID,
EDDIE.
500
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,679
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU CRAZY?!
501
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,881
HEY, FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
502
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,783
FUCKIN' PEOPLE.
503
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:51,784
MAN.
504
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:52,785
WHAT WERE YOU SAYIN'?
505
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:53,820
I SAID I HAVEN'T BEEN
LAID A LOT.
506
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,888
I MEAN, ARIZONA'S
A VERY TOUGH STATE FOR THAT.
507
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,524
OH. WELL, YOU AIN'T A MAN
TILL YOU BEEN LAID.
508
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,260
I MEAN, YOU ARE NOT A MAN
TILL YOU'VE HAD SOME PUSSY.
509
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,663
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO WITHOUT MINE.
510
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,031
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A COUSIN--
511
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,634
I GOT A COUSIN
BREAK YOU IN JUST RIGHT.
512
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,602
EDDIE, I SAID I'D BEEN LAID.
513
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:10,670
YOU JUST SAID NOT A LOT.
514
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:15,107
WELL, IT DEPENDS
IF YOU CONSIDER 5,000 A LOT.
515
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,077
WHERE DID YOU GET
5,000 WOMEN?
516
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,979
DIFFERENT PLACES.
517
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,682
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T NEED 5,000 WOMEN
518
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,952
BECAUSE MOST OF THEM
COME BACK 2, 3--
519
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:26,953
OH, BULLSHIT.
520
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,054
4 TIMES. THAT'S TRUE.
521
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,656
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN LAID
SO MANY TIMES,
522
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:32,591
I THINK I SHOULD BE
IN THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS
523
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:35,327
FOR HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE BEEN LAID.
524
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,563
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE SOME FUN HERE.
525
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,331
OH, GREAT. IS IT
A VIDEO ARCADE?
526
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,969
NO, MAN. THIS IS WHERE
MY COUSIN ESTHER WORKS.
527
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:43,970
OH.
528
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,038
OH!
529
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,087
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
EDDIE--
530
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:05,091
WELL, WHAT IF I GET
A DISEASE OR SOMETHING, HUH?
531
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,128
[BUZZER]
532
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,699
I'M ONLY DOING THIS
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
533
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,767
UH-HUH. YEAH.
534
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,338
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?
535
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,741
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
536
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,010
LIKE YOU LOOKING
FOR THE PALSY CLINIC.
537
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,978
OH, THAT'S CUTE.
THAT'S REAL CUTE.
538
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,280
HEY. YOU GONNA
LET US IN OR WHAT?
539
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,016
DEFINE "OR WHAT."
540
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,219
WE ARE 2 PAYING
CUSTOMERS HERE
TO SEE ESTHER.
541
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,755
OH. LUCKY HER.
542
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,189
[BUZZER]
ESTHER!
543
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,290
COMPANY!
544
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,291
[GATE CREAKS]
545
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:43,295
OK, BOYS, MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME.
546
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,630
GO AHEAD.
547
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,232
SIT DOWN.
548
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,266
SIT.
549
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,667
[HOMER COUGHS]
550
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:49,668
ESTHER!
551
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,237
COMPANY!
552
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,978
GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?
553
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,814
I WOULD LIKE
A MILKSHAKE, PLEASE.
554
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,917
[SIGHS] CHRIST.
555
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,318
JEEZ, A MILKSHAKE.
556
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,188
I ALWAYS HAVE A MILKSHAKE
BEFORE SEX.
557
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,890
I GOT 2 KINDS OF WHISKEY.
558
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,692
I GOT ROTGUT AND CHEAP SHIT.
WHAT'LL IT BE?
559
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,062
NOTHING, THANK YOU.
560
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,264
ESTHER!
561
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,398
GET IN HERE!
562
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,834
THAT'S IT.
SOON AS I GET MY $87,
563
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,402
I'M CUTTIN' YOU LOOSE.
564
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,838
A MILKSHAKE.
565
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,707
JEEZ.
566
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,744
I'M JUST THIRSTY.
567
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:33,212
WHO--WHO'S THAT?
568
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,081
PROBABLY
THE EXTERMINATOR.
569
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,082
ESTHER.
570
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,750
ESTHER, HOW YOU DOIN'?
571
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:38,785
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
572
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:41,087
GET UP. YOU'RE IN
THE PRESENCE OF A LADY.
573
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,389
COME ON.
574
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,391
EDDIE?
575
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,993
YEAH. YEAH!
576
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,795
IT'S ME.
577
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,196
THIS IS MY COUSIN
ESTHER.
578
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,231
SHE IS THE GREATEST.
579
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,433
UH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HEAD?
580
00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,870
AH, SHIT, I DON'T KNOW.
I HURT IT SOME...
581
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,438
HEH.
582
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,011
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
583
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,780
OH, THIS IS HOMER.
THIS IS MY ACE.
584
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,015
HI.
THIS IS HOMER.
SAY HI.
585
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,783
AIN'T HE CUTE?
SAY HI AGAIN.
586
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,318
IT'S HOMER.
HI.
587
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,385
HIS NAME
IS HOMER LANZA.
588
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,453
HOMER LIKE YOU HIT
A HOME RUN,
589
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,123
LANZA LIKE THE SINGER.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
590
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,991
YEAH. MARIO.
LIKE MARIO LANZA.
591
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,759
MARIO LANZA.
592
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,735
ARE YOU RELATED TO HIM?
593
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:30,837
TO MARIO?
594
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,038
I DON'T THINK SO.
595
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:35,975
I MEAN, HE DON'T SEND ME
NO MONEY AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
596
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,244
[LAUGHS]
597
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,278
HE'S FUNNY.
598
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,014
YOU'RE FUNNY, HOMER.
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
599
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,515
YEAH.
600
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,118
YEAH, UH...
601
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,153
UH, I FIGURE,
602
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:51,523
SINCE THIS IS
YOUR BUSINESS,
THAT, UH...
603
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,960
YOU...
604
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,762
YOU GOT CASH?
605
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,098
I WAS KIND OF HOPING,
YOU KNOW, SINCE, UH,
606
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,266
WE'RE FAMILY
AND EVERYTHING,
607
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,401
YOU'D GIVE US
A LITTLE, UH...
608
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,403
A LITTLE DISCOUNT,
FAMILY DISCOUNT.
609
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,405
FUCK THE FAMILY DISCOUNT.
610
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,440
30 BUCKS.
611
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,409
HEY, THAT--
612
00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,311
SHUT UP.
613
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,213
30 BUCKS.
614
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,447
HE'S ALL YOURS.
615
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,482
OK. GET IT.
616
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:17,516
OK, GET GOIN'.
617
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,385
I THINK I NEED
THE MILKSHAKE NOW, EDDIE.
618
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,786
YEAH.
619
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,956
ENJOY YOURSELF.
YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT.
620
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,827
THAT'S CASH.
621
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,562
SLIPPED MY MIND.
622
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,331
I GOT IT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
623
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,166
I GOT IT RIGHT IN--
624
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,401
ONE SECOND.
I GOT IT.
625
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,036
IT'S RIGHT IN THE--
626
00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:40,206
IN--PROBABLY IN THE--
YEAH.
627
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,475
[TIRES SCREECHING]
628
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,850
YOUR HUSBAND
JUST GOT IN, RIGHT?
629
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,085
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
630
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,954
HE'S BEEN GONE A WHILE.
UH-HUH.
631
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:57,289
GLAD TO SEE YOU OUT.
HEH HEH HEH!
632
00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,091
THERE. YOU GOT THAT?
YEAH.
633
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,859
OK. TELL HIM I SAID HELLO.
GREAT.
634
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,128
OK.
TELL HIM TO COME SEE ME.
635
00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,230
BYE-BYE.
ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
636
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,231
HEY, BILL?
WHAT?
637
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,099
THESE PEARS
AIN'T LOOKING
REAL GOOD, MAN.
638
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,468
WELL, HAVE SOME APPLES.
THEY LOOKED GOOD
THE OTHER DAY.
639
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,837
NO, I LIKE PEARS.
[CASH REGISTER BEEPING]
640
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:15,607
HERE. THERE'S SOME PLASTIC ONES.
[LAUGHTER]
641
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:21,147
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
642
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:25,317
WAS I GREAT,
OR WAS I JUST
REAL GOOD?
643
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,153
DID YOU ENJOY IT?
644
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,488
OH, VERY MUCH,
MISS ESTHER.
645
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,491
THEN YOU WERE GREAT.
646
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,362
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
[DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING]
647
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:38,230
* OOH
* BA-DOO
648
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,266
* OOH, OOH
* BA-DOO
649
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,201
* BA-DOO
* OOH, OOH
650
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,870
* BOO, BA-DOO
* OOH
651
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:46,538
* OOH, OOH
* BA-DOO
652
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,541
* BA-DOO, DOO, BOO
* OOH, OOH, OOH
653
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:54,280
* SWEET EMOTIONS OF LOVE
654
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,549
* TENDERLY...
* BOO, BA-DOO...
655
00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,919
OK, THANKS A LOT.
Man: HAVE A GOOD ONE.
656
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:02,888
HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
657
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,623
FINE.
GOOD. GLAD TO HEAR IT.
658
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,592
LIKE TO KNOW
PEOPLE ARE DOING GOOD.
659
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:10,262
THAT SO? WOULD YOU
MOVE BACK, PLEASE?
660
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:12,898
WILL YOU
BACK UP, PLEASE.
661
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,667
MOVE BACK. PLEASE?
662
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,671
NICE SHIRT.
663
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,308
NICE GUN.
664
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,218
UHH!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
665
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:39,591
WHAT DID I DO?
666
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,460
[SWEET EMOTIONS OF LOVE
PLAYING]
667
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,332
SHE AIN'T NO GOOD, HOMER--
NEVER WAS.
668
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,300
AW, COME ON, ESTHER.
669
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,370
YOU HAVEN'T SEE HER
FOR A LONG TIME.
670
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:56,608
SHE'S BEEN REAL GOOD WITH ME.
SHE BUYS ME THINGS.
671
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,078
SHE EVEN BOUGHT ME YOU.
672
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,680
[TIRES SCREECHING]
673
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:09,255
[COMIN' DOWN WITH LOVE
PLAYING]
674
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,523
* SOME KIND OF JITTERBUG
675
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:15,994
* YOU'RE COMIN' DOWN
WITH LOVE... *
676
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:20,099
HEY, EDDIE, WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT MONEY?
677
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,534
I HAD IT. LET'S GO.
678
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:26,105
ESTHER?
679
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:27,439
Eddie: HOMER--
THANK YOU.
680
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,441
HOMER, COME ON.
YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.
681
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,578
COME ON!
LET'S GO,
GOD DAMN IT!
682
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,649
HEY, EDDIE,
LET'S TAKE A PICTURE.
683
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,351
NO, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME.
LET'S GO.
684
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,652
COME ON, EDDIE.
WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
685
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,554
WILL YOU
COME ON? GET IN
THE CAR, HOMER!
686
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,791
COME ON, LOOK, EDDIE.
THIS IS FUN. LOOK.
687
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,196
MOVE OVER.
688
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,598
I'M THE BOY.
689
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,534
DO YOU WANT
THE PICTURE, OR NOT?
690
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,736
JEEZ.
691
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,610
[CAMERA CLICKS]
692
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,447
* ACES AND EIGHTS
693
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,150
* THE JOKER'S WILD
694
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,152
* A PRETTY FACE
695
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,054
* THAT NEVER SMILES
696
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:19,091
* MY BEAUTIFUL GAL
697
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:24,330
* IS LONG GONE
698
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,532
* MY HEART IS RACIN'
699
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:29,601
* I'M BURNIN' INSIDE
700
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,437
* OH, GOD
701
00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:33,739
* WHERE AM I GONNA HIDE?
702
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,308
* TELL ME WHY
703
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,544
* THE NIGHT'S
704
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:43,349
* SO LONG
705
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,184
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER
706
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:48,187
* WHEN YOU'RE RUNNIN' AWAY
707
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,721
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER
708
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,159
* WHEN YOUR DREAMS
DON'T PAY... *
709
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,528
Homer: AND IT WAS
REAL NICE OF YOU BUYING
ME ESTHER. THANKS A LOT.
710
00:34:56,628 --> 00:35:01,433
Eddie: HEY, DON'T THANK ME, MAN.
THANK THE LIQUOR STORE
IN BEATTY.
711
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,568
WHAT FOR?
712
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,603
THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE MONEY.
713
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,472
OH. YOU USED TO
WORK THERE, HUH?
714
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,141
WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?
NO, I ROBBED THE PLACE.
COME ON.
715
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,643
NO, COME ON, EDDIE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
716
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,479
LOOK! THIS IS
THE GUN I USED.
717
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,214
EDDIE, EDDIE,
YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE.
718
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:19,518
ONLY POLICEMEN
AND CRIMINALS ARE
ALLOWED TO HAVE THOSE.
719
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,621
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER
720
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,624
* WHEN YOU'RE RUNNIN' AWAY
721
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,427
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER...
722
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,263
Man on TV: AN EARTHQUAKE
MEASURING 7.1 ON
THE RICHTER SCALE
723
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,764
ROCKED SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
THIS MORNING.
724
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:36,602
IT IS THE SECOND
7 MAGNITUDE QUAKE HERE
IN THE LAST 4 MONTHS.
725
00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,505
RESCUE CREWS ARE BUSY
DIGGING THROUGH
THE RUBBLE AND--
726
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,340
THAT REVELATIONS
HAVE SHOWN US
727
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,675
THAT THE PALE RIDER
WILL COME, HAS BEEN HERE.
728
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,578
ISAIAH--
THE LORD IS
OVERTURNING THE LAND,
729
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,416
MAKING IT A WASTELAND
OF DESTRUCTION...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
730
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,618
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN GOD, EDDIE?
731
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,119
NO.
HOW COME?
732
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,655
I DON'T BELIEVE IN
ANYTHING I CAN'T SEE.
733
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:57,956
WELL...
734
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:02,228
YOU CAN'T SEE POLAND,
BUT YOU BELIEVE
IN THAT, DON'T YOU?
735
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,630
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
736
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,931
I SAID,
737
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:08,534
YOU CAN'T SEE POLAND,
BUT YOU BELIEVE
IN THAT, DON'T YOU?
738
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,569
WHAT THE--
LOOK, NO. FORGET IT.
739
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,571
JUST FORGET IT, OK?
LEAVE IT ALONE.
740
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,141
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
THERE'S MORE HERE
THAN MEETS THE EYE.
741
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,543
THAT'S ALL.
742
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,645
YOU KNOW,
I BELIEVE IN GOD.
743
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,213
OH, YEAH? WHY?
MM-HMM.
744
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:25,351
WELL, BECAUSE
WE WOULDN'T BE HERE
IF THERE WAS NO GOD.
745
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,418
WHY?
746
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,587
BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD TO
CREATE THE EARTH.
747
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,621
WHY?
748
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,291
BECAUSE THERE ISN'T
JUST NOTHING HERE.
749
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:35,827
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING
HAD TO BE CREATED
BY SOMEONE.
750
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,829
YOU KNOW,
LIKE THIS ROBE--
751
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,733
THIS ROBE
WAS CREATED BY...
752
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,235
BY ROBINSON.
753
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,304
YOUR PAINTING
OVER THERE--
754
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,574
THIS HERE WAS
CREATED BY...
755
00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,542
REEVES. SEE?
756
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:53,412
EVERYTHING HAD TO BE
CREATED BY SOMEONE.
757
00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:54,913
AND GOD CREATED
THE EARTH.
758
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:58,183
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT?
OH, YES, VERY SURE.
759
00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,719
OH, YEAH? WELL, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
760
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,953
YEAH.
YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, RIGHT?
761
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,756
YES, I DO.
YOU BELIEVE
IN GOD'S DIVINE WISDOM?
762
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,192
I CERTAINLY DO.
HIS GOODNESS? ALL OF THAT?
763
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:08,794
OF COURSE.
TELL ME WHY THE FUCK
764
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:14,466
GOD LET YOU GET HIT BY
A FUCKING BASEBALL, HUH?
765
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,601
PROBABLY...
766
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,604
PROBABLY BECAUSE
HE THOUGHT MAYBE
IT WAS GOOD FOR ME.
767
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,272
OH, HE THOUGHT IT WAS
GOOD FOR YOU?
MAYBE.
768
00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,608
GOD THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD
FOR YOU?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
769
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,009
EVERYTHING, EDDIE.
OH, NO?
770
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,512
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING
GOD, HOMER.
771
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,414
THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING GOD.
DON'T SAY THAT.
772
00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:30,649
HEY, IF YOU'RE UP THERE--
I MEAN, MAYBE I'M WRONG, HOMER--
773
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,818
MAYBE I'M MAKING
AN ABSOLUTELY ASS OF MYSELF.
774
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,520
BUT GOD, IF YOU'RE UP THERE,
EDDIE...
775
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,822
AND YOU'RE SITTING AND YOU'RE
HANGING OUT,
EDDIE...
776
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,424
AND YOU GOT
NOTHING TO DO, TALK TO ME.
777
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,326
EDDIE, DON'T TALK TO GOD
LIKE THAT,
TELL ME WHY--
778
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,328
BECAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE
DANGEROUS.
TELL ME WHY
779
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,229
YOU LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER
GET HIT ON THE HEAD
780
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,897
EDDIE--EDDIE--
WITH A BASEBALL. TELL ME WHY--
781
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,699
PLEASE, DON'T LET HIM
HEAR THAT, EDDIE!
782
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,336
A BENEVOLENT GOD,
AN UNDERSTANDING GOD, BUT NO!
783
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:54,005
HE'S NOT! HE'S A MEAN,
VILE, EVIL SHIT!
784
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,974
YOU AIN'T SHIT!
YOU DON'T EXIST!
785
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,243
MOTHERFUCKER--
YOU DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
786
00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,645
NO, NO, EDDIE.
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
787
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,480
COME ON DOWN HERE! UHH!
NO. COME ON, EDDIE.
788
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:02,448
YOU DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
FIGHT!
789
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,949
COME ON, FIGHT!
SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT, GOD.
790
00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,752
COME ON, ALREADY!
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
791
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,387
NO. COME ON.
792
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,655
COME IN HERE. RELAX.
793
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,690
YOU JUST STAY IN THERE
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
794
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,559
STAY THERE.
JUST STAY IN THERE.
795
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:16,562
[POUNDING]
BY THE COLLAR AND LEAD THEM
796
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:18,397
TO THE ALTAR OF GOD.
797
00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:21,967
THE LAND WILL BE
COMPLETELY EMPTIED, AND--
798
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,670
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!
799
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,672
AMEN.
[POUNDING STOPS]
800
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:27,906
MAN HAS TRIED.
EDDIE...
801
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:34,045
MY FRIENDS, MAN HAS FAILED.
MAN CANNOT SAVE YOU--ONLY GOD.
802
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,482
FEW...
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
803
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,817
WILL BE LEFT ALIVE.
804
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,020
Preacher: AND I TELL YOU,
MY FRIENDS,
805
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,291
THAT DAY IS SOON AT HAND.
806
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:51,630
IF WE DO NOT GRAB
OUR EVIL COUSINS BY THE COLLAR
807
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:55,367
AND LEAD THEM
TO THE ALTAR OF GOD,
808
00:38:55,467 --> 00:39:00,706
WE CANNOT SAVE THIS LAND...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
809
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,309
[PANTING]
810
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:07,846
[WHISPERING] Now do you
believe in God?
811
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,582
IT'S NOT THAT, HOMER.
812
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,751
I GOT A TUMOR.
813
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,052
TUMOR?
814
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:18,590
IT'S ABOUT...
THE SIZE OF A WALNUT.
815
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:24,029
Well, just have
a doctor cut it out,
that's all.
816
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,465
THEY CAN'T.
THEY CAN'T.
817
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,633
Why not?
818
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:31,470
BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS WRAPPED
AROUND IT LIKE A JELLYFISH.
819
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,840
OH, MAN, THAT'S GROSS.
820
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,944
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE SOME PILLS?
821
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,479
NO.
WHY NOT?
822
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,913
I'M NOT TAKING THOSE PILLS.
WHY NOT?
823
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:45,851
They're probably
real good for you.
They're good for you.
824
00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,586
I'm not taking them.
825
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:51,890
They make--
they make me into a zombie.
826
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:57,095
A ZOMBIE.
827
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,701
A REAL ZOMBIE?
828
00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,957
Homer: HEY, EDDIE,
I'M--I'M HERE.
829
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,560
OHH! EDDIE!
EDDIE, COME ON!
830
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:32,397
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
EDDIE? STOP IT!
831
00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,765
NO! AAH! COME ON!
832
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,067
[LAUGHING]
EDDIE, STOP THAT!
833
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,936
OW! OW, THAT HURT. OW.
834
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,771
EDDIE, COME ON, NOW.
STOP THAT.
835
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,740
Eddie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HOMER?
OH. I QUIT.
836
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,776
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN?
I QUIT. I QUIT.
837
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:45,811
HEY!
OHH!
838
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:49,414
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT. EDDIE--I QUIT.
839
00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:51,416
I QUIT, I QUIT!
ALL RIGHT, HOMER,
840
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:53,785
YOU'RE DEAD MEAT
NOW, MAN. HEH!
841
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,986
NO, EDDIE. OW.
HOMER--
842
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,188
OW, RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
I'M SORRY.
843
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,491
DO YOU DRIVE?
A CAR?
844
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,560
YEAH.
NOT NO MORE.
845
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,994
OH, MAN...
846
00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,831
YOU AIN'T A MAN
TILL YOU CAN DRIVE.
847
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,098
YOU SAID THAT ABOUT SEX.
848
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,134
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
YOU GOTTA DO TO BE
A MAN.
849
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,570
COME ON, GIVE ME THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?
850
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,138
NOTHING. GET IN THE CAR.
851
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:14,840
I DON'T WANT TO GET
IN THE CAR, EDDIE.
852
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:18,076
GET IN THE CAR. COME ON.
IT'S COLD, HOMER, GET IN THERE.
853
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,946
GET IN. COME ON.
I'M IN.
854
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,649
[SIGHS]
LET'S GO.
855
00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,483
OHH!
LET'S GO.
856
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:26,985
I'M SCARED.
OF WHAT?
857
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,488
UH, ON ACCOUNT OF
I WAS IN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT
ONCE AT THE INDY 500.
858
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:32,524
HOMER, YOU NEVER
DROVE NO INDY CAR.
859
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:37,195
YES, I DID. IN 1976, I HAD
LAPPED MARIO ANDRETTI 3 TIMES.
860
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,531
AND A.J. FOYT,
WELL, HE CRACKED INTO ME.
861
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:42,734
AND HIS CAR WENT OVER THE WALL
AND KILLED 200 RACING FANS.
862
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,903
SO, I CAN'T--
HOMER, LET GO
OF THAT DOOR.
863
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,973
LET IT GO. YOU ARE
GIVING ME A HEADACHE
WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.
864
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,876
NO BULLSHIT!
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP
IN THE HALL OF RECORDS.
865
00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:54,680
AND IT'S GONNA SAY,
"HOMER LANZA
ALMOST WINS INDY 500."
866
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,782
LET THAT DOOR GO.
CLOSE IT.
NO.
867
00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:59,084
CLOSE IT NOW.
CLOSE IT.
NO.
868
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,120
GET OVER HERE.
NOW, YOU CAN DO THIS.
869
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,757
NOW, PUT YOUR HAND
ON THE WHEEL.
870
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,525
COME ON.
871
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,560
SEE?
872
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:11,697
NOW, TAKE ONE HAND
AND TURN ON THE CAR.
873
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,264
THIS IS YOUR CAR.
[ENGINE STARTS]
874
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:18,536
YOU'RE IN COMMAND NOW.
PUT YOUR FOOT
ON THE GAS PEDAL SLOWLY.
875
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,739
EASE IT DOWN.
876
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,808
FEELING PRETTY GOOD?
YEAH.
877
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,009
LET'S GO.
878
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,577
AAH! EDDIE!
879
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,912
[BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
880
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,514
Eddie: NO, NO, NO, NO!
TURN, TURN, TURN, TURN!
881
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,516
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
882
00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:34,219
EDDIE! AAH! EDDIE!
883
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:37,923
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
884
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,197
HOMER--HOMER...
885
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,199
Homer: SANTA CLAUS!
886
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:52,203
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
887
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,206
HA!
OH!
888
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:59,277
TURN! TURN!
NO, NO, TURN THE OTHER WAY!
889
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,781
[COUGHING]
890
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,216
YOU ALL RIGHT?
891
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:41,186
YEAH. [COUGHING]
892
00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,391
AHH.
893
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,894
I LIKE DRIVING.
894
00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:51,296
JUST WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OK?
895
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:53,832
DO YOU LIKE
THE GLASSES I PICKED?
896
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,934
YOU THINK THEY'RE
A GOOD PICK?
897
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,703
YEAH.
I MEAN, I PICKED THEM
898
00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,738
BECAUSE OF THE COLOR
OF MY EYES.
899
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,139
THEY LOOK GREAT ON YOU.
900
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,675
HEY, LOOK AT THAT RED FORD.
I BET THAT'S THE GUYS
THAT ROBBED YOU.
901
00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:06,211
Homer: I DON'T KNOW.
PULL THE CAR AROUND, QUICK.
902
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,880
HURRY UP. COME ON.
903
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:15,653
BOY. I NEVER THOUGHT
WE'D FIND THEM.
904
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,169
WELL, IT'S A FORD,
905
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,172
BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS IS THE SAME ONE.
906
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,708
EDDIE, THIS IS
A LOT NEWER.
907
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,144
IT'LL DO.
908
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:48,053
NO, THIS AIN'T
THE CAR, EDDIE.
909
00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,688
EDDIE?
910
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,057
EDDIE!
911
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,792
Eddie:
PSST! PSST!
912
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,426
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?
913
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,895
COME HERE.
COME INSIDE.
WHAT FOR?
914
00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:00,298
'CAUSE WHEN
THOSE PEOPLE COME OUT,
WE'RE GONNA JUMP 'EM.
915
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,700
EDDIE, I--I DON'T THINK
THIS IS THEM.
916
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:05,670
LOOK, THESE ARE
THE MOTHERFUCKERS
THAT TOOK MY $87.
917
00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:08,673
NOW, EITHER GET
IN THE FUCKIN' CAR
OR COME IN HERE.
918
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,142
EDDIE, TH-THIS
IS NOT THE CAR.
919
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:15,847
EDDIE, IT'S--THAT'S
DEFINITELY NOT THEM, EDDIE.
920
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,283
EDDIE? H-HOLD ON.
921
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,684
HEY...[PANTS]
922
00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:20,819
LOOK, HEY,
IF I WERE YOU,
923
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,420
I WOULDN'T GO
NO CLOSER
TO THAT CAR.
924
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,155
WHY NOT?
WELL, MY FRIEND,
SHE'S IN THERE,
925
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,424
AND SHE'S GONNA
JUMP OUT, AND SHE'S
GONNA ROB YOU.
926
00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:29,160
WHAT--
LOOK. LOOK. SEE?
SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
927
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,030
EDDIE, I'M JUST DOING THIS
TO PROTECT YOU.
928
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,132
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
NO, NO!
929
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,301
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T GO ANY CLOSER.
930
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,703
SHE'S GOT A GUN.
AND SHE'S
A LITTLE CRAZY.
931
00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:42,240
YOU KNOW, SHE'S A LITTLE LIGHT
IN THE BRAIN DEPARTMENT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
932
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,475
GET OUT OF MY WAY,
BUDDY, OK?
I KNOW, BUT--
933
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,543
SEE? SEE?
934
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:49,380
ONE FUCKIN' WORD,
YOUR HEAD IS EVERYWHERE.
935
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,982
EDDIE, HE'S A GOOD GUY, EDDIE.
[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING]
936
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,919
YOU EVER BEEN TO ARIZONA?
NO.
937
00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:57,055
[PLAYING LA NEGRA]
[CHATTERING IN SPANISH]
938
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:59,257
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT.
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET.
939
00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:01,459
DON'T HURT HIM.
SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
940
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:05,831
Homer: SHE DOESN'T REALLY
MEAN THAT, YOU KNOW.
SHE'S JUST A LITTLE UPSET.
941
00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:07,765
90 BUCKS.
GIVE HIM $3.00.
942
00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:09,067
I DON'T HAVE
$3.00, EDDIE.
943
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,836
I'M SORRY, MAN.
COME ON.
944
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,903
GIVE ME
YOUR ADDRESS,
945
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,404
AND I'LL SEND IT
BACK TO YOU.
WHAT?
946
00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:14,772
Man: NO, YOU KEEP IT.
HOMER!
947
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,875
NO, NO, IT'LL
COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
LET ME SEND IT TO YOU.
948
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,243
Eddie: HOMER!
I'M SURE! YOU KEEP IT!
949
00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:20,211
YOU PEOPLE ARE
REALLY GOOD PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW THAT?
950
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,080
BUT I WARNED YOU
THAT SHE WAS
A LITTLE--
951
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,982
HELP!
DIDN'T I TELL
YOU THAT?
952
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,016
HELP!
EDDIE!
953
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,751
Woman: WE'RE BEING ROBBED!
[MUSIC STOPS]
954
00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:30,889
CALL THE POLICE!
CALL THE POLICE!
CALL THE POLICE!
955
00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,824
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
MY HUSBAND--
956
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,027
HI.
EL DOCTOR, POR FAVOR!
957
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,963
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE GONE.
958
00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:40,298
[HOW FAR CAN YOU GO
PLAYING]
959
00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:43,468
[WOMAN SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]
960
00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:49,140
* ROCKIN' WITH THE GIRL
TILL THE MORNIN' LIGHT *
961
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:56,581
* WHEN WE GOT DOWN,
WE GET DOWN LOW *
962
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:04,222
* AND WE ROCKED TILL
WE COULD NOT ROCK NO MORE *
963
00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:11,930
* ONE BIG QUESTION
WE WANTED TO KNOW... *
964
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:16,434
* HOW FAR CAN YOU GO?
965
00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:20,205
* HOW LONG WILL YOU RIDE?
966
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,276
[GRUNTING]
967
00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:28,846
OH, MY HANDS
ARE...
968
00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:32,217
MY HANDS
ARE SO DIRTY.
969
00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:41,927
YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE YOU
BEFORE, EDDIE.
970
00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,062
NOT EVEN WHEN
YOU WERE A KID?
971
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:46,097
ESPECIALLY WHEN
I WAS A KID.
972
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,334
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FOLKS?
DIDN'T THEY LIKE YOU?
973
00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:50,868
OH, YEAH. SURE.
974
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,504
YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT
MY BRAIN STEMS CRUNCHED
975
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,040
BY THAT BASEBALL?
UH-HUH.
976
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,242
WELL, THEY SENT ME
ALL THE WAY ACROSS
THE COUNTRY,
977
00:47:57,342 --> 00:48:01,246
JUST SO I CAN GET
THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE.
978
00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:02,880
YOU SEEN THEM SINCE THEN?
979
00:48:02,981 --> 00:48:04,615
OH, YEAH. WELL,
THEY BROUGHT ME BACK
980
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,485
FOR THE FIRST 2 YEARS
FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW.
981
00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,486
UH-HUH.
982
00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,122
BUT THEN MY DAD,
HIS BUSINESS WENT SOUR.
983
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,092
AND SO, INSTEAD OF SPENDING
THE MONEY ON PLANE TICKETS,
984
00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:17,595
THEY SAID I SHOULD STAY
IN THE HOSPITAL AT CEDAR CREST.
985
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,264
AH.
CAN I DO THAT?
986
00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,566
WHAT?
I WANT TO DO
THE CAR UP AND DOWN.
987
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,134
YEAH, YEAH. COME ON.
988
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,136
UH, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
989
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,872
NO.
OK. FLIP THIS,
AND THEN YOU PUMP.
990
00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:31,943
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PUMP, DON'T YOU?
991
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:34,079
HOMER, YOU EVER THINK
YOUR FOLKS SENT YOU AWAY
992
00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:36,181
'CAUSE MAYBE
THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU?
993
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:39,150
NO. OH, NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW THEM.
994
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,587
THEY LOVE ME LIKE CRAZY.
995
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,323
SO, WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THEM?
996
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,526
HERE, GIVE ME THIS.
GIVE ME THIS.
GIVE ME THIS.
997
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:52,197
UM...WHEN I WAS 14.
998
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:55,200
THAT'S DAMN NEAR
20 YEARS, HOMER.
999
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,935
WELL, MY DAD'S BUSINESS
REALLY WENT SOUR.
1000
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,270
I MEAN, THEY SEND ME
MONEY SOMETIMES,
1001
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:02,373
BUT I DON'T REALLY
CASH THE CHECK,
BECAUSE HIS BUSINESS
1002
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:05,610
IS STILL
REALLY, REALLY SOUR.
1003
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,383
SO, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HOME, EDDIE?
1004
00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,419
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
1005
00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,987
FROM OAKLAND.
1006
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:19,424
[SIREN BLARING]
1007
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:26,197
YEAH, I HEARD
OF OAKLAND.
1008
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:30,068
WE CAN STOP BY THERE
AND SEE YOUR FOLKS
IF YOU WANT.
1009
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,103
NAH, WE BETTER
GET YOU TO OREGON.
1010
00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,305
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU SEEN 'EM?
1011
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:37,708
WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING MY DAD.
1012
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:42,513
AND IT'S BEEN ABOUT...10 YEARS
SINCE I'VE SEEN MY MOM.
1013
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,516
YEAH, BUT I BET
SHE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH.
1014
00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:48,253
I DOUBT IT.
1015
00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:06,171
[SIRENS BLARING]
1016
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:11,209
[LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
PLAYING]
1017
00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:47,145
* SOMEBODY TELL ME
THAT THIS AIN'T REAL *
1018
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,279
[RADIO CHATTER]
1019
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,649
* STRANGE CAGES
OF CONCRETE AND STEEL *
1020
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:55,120
* SOMEBODY'S
NEON NIGHTMARE *
1021
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:59,190
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1022
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,228
* GIVE IT TO ME,
OR I'LL TAKE IT FROM YOU *
1023
00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:07,465
* GOD HELP US
IF YOU'RE BRAND-NEW *
1024
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,600
* NO MERCY
1025
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,437
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1026
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,772
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1027
00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:17,342
* YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
1028
00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:22,113
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1029
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,682
* YOU GOTTA COVER YOUR TRACKS
1030
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:26,784
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
HEY...
1031
00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,786
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, BOY?
1032
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,055
WHO'S THIS GUY?
HE'S MY UNCLE.
1033
00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:34,792
* SOMEBODY TELL ME,
HOW DO THEY COPE? *
1034
00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:38,796
* CRAZED ANIMALS
WITHOUT ANY HOPE *
1035
00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:41,166
* MIDNIGHT DESPERADO
1036
00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:43,834
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1037
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,304
Woman: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
1038
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,339
* SOMEBODY'S SCREAMIN'
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1039
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:51,276
* SOMEBODY'S PISSED
Man: WAIT TILL I GET YOU.
1040
00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:56,381
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
1041
00:51:56,481 --> 00:52:00,285
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1042
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:01,852
Man on TV: FINLEY--
CHUCK FINLEY, UH,
1043
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,655
IS CONSIDERED THE NEXT PITCHER
FOR THE CALIFORNIA ANGELS,
1044
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,392
BIG LEFT-HANDER. HE WAS
SCHEDULED TO GO NUMBER 2,
1045
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:10,228
BUT THEY THOUGHT THEY'D
SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE BIT,
1046
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:11,629
AND GO LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.
1047
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:14,499
AND PHILLIPS RAN UP TO BUNT.
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1048
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,635
YO, MAN.
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
1049
00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,706
YO, MIRA.
1050
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,840
I'LL TAKE IT.
1051
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,609
Man on TV: A LOST ART THERE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
1052
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:28,379
Second man on TV: ABSOLUTELY.
GIVES YOU ONE MORE DIMENSION...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1053
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:32,149
[PIANO PLAYING]
1054
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,119
Man on TV: THAT'S A PITCH IN
ON THE INSIDE CORNER,
1055
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,322
GOOD FOR ANOTHER STRIKE...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1056
00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:41,726
* HUSH, LITTLE BABY
1057
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:45,430
* DON'T YOU CRY
1058
00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:52,303
* PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU
A MOCKINGBIRD... *
1059
00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:54,405
NOW, YOU HEAR ME
TALKING TO YOU.
MIRA. MIRA.
1060
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,207
MIRA. MIRA.
* IF THAT MOCKINGBIRD
1061
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,476
Eddie:
HEY, LOOK, MAN,
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
1062
00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,811
* DON'T SING
1063
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,282
* PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU
A DIAMOND RING... *
1064
00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:05,916
UH, I'M WITH
MY FRIEND EDDIE.
1065
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,287
Eddie: YO, MIRA.
YO, MAN. CAN I
TALK TO YOU?
1066
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:10,888
[WHISPERING]
She's got a gun.
1067
00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:15,326
* IF THAT DIAMOND RING
TURNS BRASS... *
1068
00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:19,430
Man on TV: RAN 2 PITCHES
RIGHT THERE, AND PHILLIPS...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1069
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,499
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A BEAUTY THERE.
1070
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,568
THAT'S 2 WITH A STRIKE.
1071
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:26,737
HOW DO YOU THINK
THE A's ARE
GONNA DO THIS YEAR?
1072
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:27,838
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1073
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,508
WELL, I THINK THAT
MARK McGWIRE THERE,
1074
00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:32,877
HE REALLY--
HE'S A GOOD HITTER.
1075
00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,846
NOW, IF HE CAN
MAINTAIN THAT
THROUGH THE SEASON,
1076
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,448
I THINK THEY'RE
GONNA DO GOOD,
1077
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,850
'CAUSE HE HITS GOOD
FOR A WHITE BOY,
YOU KNOW.
1078
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,453
I ALSO THINK
THAT IF THEY HAD
A LITTLE MORE DEPTH
1079
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,322
IN THEIR PITCHING,
YOU KNOW--
1080
00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,456
THEY NEED
SOME RELIEF.
YOU KNOW,
1081
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,259
IF THEY'D GET
SOME GOOD TRADES
THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW,
1082
00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:51,195
SOME GOOD TRADES--
HEY.
1083
00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:52,697
THANK YOU.
1084
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:56,401
YOU KNOW LINDA CERVI?
USED TO COME IN HERE
ALL THE TIME ON THE WEEKENDS?
1085
00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:59,637
OH, YEAH.
I REMEMBER HER.
1086
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,674
HOW DO I JUST--
HOW DO I DO THE--
THIS PART HERE?
1087
00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,410
JUST SUCK ON IT.
1088
00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,746
* A CART AND BULL
1089
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:13,651
* AND IF
THAT CART AND BULL *
1090
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,653
* TURN OVER...
1091
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,489
YOU SHOULD CHECK
WITH MAGGIE OVER THERE.
1092
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,892
HEY, MAN, WE ALL LOOK ALIKE.
WHICH ONE IS MAGGIE?
1093
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,929
THE OLD BROAD
WITH THE RED HAIR.
1094
00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,932
[PLAYING PIANO]
1095
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,936
HEH HEH HEH!
OK. THANKS, MAN.
1096
00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:42,713
* IF THAT HORSE AND CART
FALL DOWN... *
1097
00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:44,549
ARE YOU MAGGIE?
1098
00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:45,583
MM-HMM.
1099
00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:48,386
YOU KNOW LINDA CERVI?
1100
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,720
MM-HMM.
1101
00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:52,990
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHERE I COULD FIND HER,
WOULD YOU?
1102
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:56,394
YOU COULD TRY
THE WILTON STREET
CEMETERY.
1103
00:54:56,494 --> 00:55:00,264
* IN TOWN
MM-HMM.
1104
00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:01,499
THANKS.
1105
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,669
[APPLAUSE]
1106
00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,904
[SONG ENDS]
1107
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:08,439
[DOG BARKING]
1108
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:11,409
JEEZ, EDDIE, THIS IS
REALLY SPOOKY.
1109
00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,010
THIS IS REALLY
SPOOKY, EDDIE.
1110
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,513
HEY, DO YOU
EVER GO TO
THE HORROR MOVIES,
1111
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,948
WHERE ALL
THE DEAD BODIES
AND MONSTERS
1112
00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:20,685
COME OUT OF
THEIR GRAVES
AT NIGHT?
1113
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,820
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT, EDDIE?
1114
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,492
NO MATTER
HOW SLOW THEY WALK,
THEY ALWAYS CATCH YOU.
1115
00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:30,895
I MEAN, THERE WAS JUST
NO WAY TO KILL 'EM, NOHOW.
1116
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,798
THEY JUST WALKED FORWARD...
1117
00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:36,300
REAL SLOW...
1118
00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:39,003
LIKE THIS.
1119
00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,871
AND THEY COME...
1120
00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:43,508
AND THEY CATCH YA!
[GASPS]
1121
00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:44,509
UHH!
1122
00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,577
ARE YOU CRAZY?
YES, BUT--
1123
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,578
UHH!
1124
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,447
YOU SCARED ME.
I'M SORRY.
1125
00:55:49,547 --> 00:55:52,349
CUT IT OUT!
I'M SORRY.
1126
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,853
I'M SORRY, EDDIE.
1127
00:55:55,953 --> 00:55:57,588
UHH! DON'T HIT ME.
1128
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,591
SCARE ME LIKE THAT--
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1129
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,428
I'M SORRY, EDDIE.
1130
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,633
CRAZY?
1131
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,041
MA?
1132
00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:22,647
EDDIE...
1133
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:26,150
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1134
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:39,964
THIS IS
MY FRIEND, HOMER.
1135
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,899
HELLO, HOMER.
1136
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,801
HI.
1137
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:53,043
WHEN DID YOU...
1138
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:55,480
GET OUT OF
THE HOSPITAL?
1139
00:56:55,580 --> 00:57:00,651
2 WEEKS AGO.
I BUSTED OUT.
1140
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:05,890
THE DOCTORS...TAKE CARED
OF THE TUMORS?
1141
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:09,059
THE TUMORS?
MM.
1142
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:10,427
YEAH. OH, YEAH.
1143
00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:14,532
YOU DON'T THINK I'D BUST OUT
WITHOUT THEM CURING ME, DO YOU?
1144
00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,133
HMM.
1145
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,168
[SNIFFS]
1146
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,571
GOOD.
1147
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,521
HMM.
1148
00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:45,162
KIND OF WEIRD, JUST YOU
SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
1149
00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,964
OH, OH, IT'S OK.
1150
00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:50,568
IT'S OK.
[KNOCKING]
1151
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:55,139
I OWN THE PLACE.
[GRUNTS]
1152
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:09,720
HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE GONNA DIE
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, MA?
1153
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,657
I GOT A...
GOOD FEELING
1154
00:58:12,757 --> 00:58:14,992
ABOUT IT.
1155
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,065
BUT AIN'T YOU SCARED?
1156
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:24,569
OH, EDDIE...
1157
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:27,738
EVERYBODY DIES.
1158
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,675
AND IF THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT,
1159
00:58:30,775 --> 00:58:34,712
PEOPLE JUST
WOULDN'T DO IT.
1160
00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:42,620
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY,
EDDIE. YOU GOT
A LONG TIME LEFT.
1161
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,023
BUT WHEN
THAT TIME COMES,
1162
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:49,226
IT'LL BE RIGHT FOR YOU.
1163
00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:55,566
AND YOU'LL BE GLAD!
1164
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,769
GLAD.
1165
00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:02,272
HEH HEH HEH.
1166
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:10,014
NOW, GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
1167
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,151
HMM.
1168
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:21,892
CAN I STAY AND TALK
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER?
1169
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,762
WE HAD A NICE TALK
ALREADY!
1170
00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:27,832
I CAN'T SIT HERE
GABBING ALL NIGHT.
1171
00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:30,635
BE OFF WITH YOU!
1172
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,308
HMM.
1173
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:46,684
HMM.
1174
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,586
HMM.
1175
00:59:53,991 --> 00:59:59,864
HOMER! TAKE GOOD CARE
OF HER!
1176
01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,075
HMM.
1177
01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:15,379
[SEA GULLS CRYING]
1178
01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:26,623
SHE LIVED A GOOD LIFE,
EDDIE, AND YOU DONE
ALL YOU COULD FOR HER.
1179
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,827
YEAH.
1180
01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:34,799
YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE
I WAS 8 YEARS OLD,
1181
01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:38,068
I'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE.
1182
01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:41,605
THAT'S WHAT I DID
FOR MY MOM.
1183
01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,808
YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T
MEAN IT.
1184
01:00:43,908 --> 01:00:47,277
YOU KNOW, BAD STUFF JUST KIND OF
FOLLOWS YOU AROUND. THAT'S ALL.
1185
01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:50,748
I MEAN,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
1186
01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:55,686
HOMER, YOU KNOW
I'M AN ESCAPED
MENTAL PATIENT.
1187
01:00:58,155 --> 01:00:59,356
OH.
1188
01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:05,062
YOU KNOW, I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING WACKY ABOUT YOU.
1189
01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:25,916
[COMIN' DOWN WITH LOVE
PLAYING]
1190
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,952
* DON'T BOTHER
WITH THE DOCTOR *
1191
01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:32,322
* 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NOTHING
HE CAN DO *
1192
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:34,191
* IF YOUR HEART
FEELS FUNNY *
1193
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:38,695
* IT'S 'CAUSE CUPID
SHOT HIS ARROW AT YOU *
1194
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:42,266
* YOU LAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT,
DREAM ABOUT THE GIRL *
1195
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:45,435
* FRIENDS WILL SAY
YOU'RE IN ANOTHER WORLD *
1196
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:48,205
* THE DOCTOR CAN'T GIVE YOU
NO MAGIC DRUG *
1197
01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:51,776
* 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMIN' DOWN
WITH LOVE *
1198
01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,678
* THE DOCTOR CAN'T GIVE YOU
NO MAGIC DRUG *
1199
01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:59,183
* 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMIN' DOWN
WITH LOVE *
1200
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,952
[SONG ENDS]
1201
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:05,990
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
1202
01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:11,728
* WELL, TELL, WELL, YEAH,
WELL, TELL ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME BACK *
1203
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:14,731
* I, YEAH, MY, OH, MY,
HOW I LOVE YOU *
1204
01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:18,468
* JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
THAT IT COULD NEVER BE *
1205
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:21,071
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1206
01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:24,208
* WHOA, OH, NO,
OH, NOBODY CAN DO IT, NO *
1207
01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:27,411
* BUT YOU, WHOO-HOO,
DO LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT *
1208
01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:31,281
* JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
THAT IT COULD NEVER BE *
1209
01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:34,184
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1210
01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,454
* JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I WAS LOST *
1211
01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:39,756
* SUDDENLY YOU WERE THERE
1212
01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:43,427
* WELL, IF YOU WANTED ME TO,
I'D WALK TO KALAMAZOO *
1213
01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:47,264
* JUST TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I CARE *
1214
01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:48,966
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR
1215
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,935
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR
1216
01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:54,304
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1217
01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:09,286
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1218
01:03:28,372 --> 01:03:30,274
EDDIE?
1219
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,016
[ENGINE REVVING]
1220
01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,818
BYE, NOW!
1221
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,788
SHE WAS CUTE.
1222
01:03:44,889 --> 01:03:46,556
OH, YEAH. SHE THOUGHT
YOU WERE CUTE, TOO.
1223
01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,993
LOOK, I GOTTA GO INSIDE
AND GET SOME CANDY.
1224
01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:51,528
DO ME A FAVOR.
TAKE THE HOSE.
1225
01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:53,363
HEY. TAKE THE HOSE.
1226
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:55,365
YEAH. OH, YEAH. SURE.
1227
01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:58,235
YOU GOT IT?
YEAH.
1228
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:05,842
[CLICKING]
1229
01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:10,080
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1230
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,930
THAT'S IT.
1231
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:33,303
[GUNSHOT]
1232
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:49,653
[ENGINE REVVING
AND TIRES SCREECHING]
1233
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,566
[PANTING]
1234
01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:38,435
NO.
1235
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,470
STOP THE CAR, EDDIE,
RIGHT NOW.
1236
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:43,040
WHAT? NO. NO.
STOP THE CAR.
1237
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,041
YES.
1238
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,375
I-I'M NOT STAYING
WITH YOU.
1239
01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,644
I'M NOT STAYING. I MEAN IT.
LET ME GO.
CALM DOWN.
1240
01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:49,446
CALM DOWN.
LET ME GO NOW, EDDIE!
1241
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:51,982
I WANT TO GO OUT NOW.
STOP THE CAR!
1242
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:53,450
[TIRES SCREECH]
1243
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:56,020
GOD DAMN IT, HOMER.
SHIT!
1244
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,156
WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM? HUH?
1245
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,159
Eddie: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU JUST CUT IT OUT.
1246
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:05,195
YOU--YOU KILLED
THAT MAN BACK THERE.
YOU KILLED HIM.
1247
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,663
HOMER, IT WAS THE TUMOR.
NO.
1248
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,398
IT WAS NOT THE TUMOR.
I SEEN IT.
1249
01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:10,200
AND YOU'RE GONNA GO
TO HELL FOR THAT.
1250
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,402
DON'T SAY THAT TO ME.
DON'T SAY THAT.
1251
01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:14,171
FINE, GO. I DON'T CARE.
JUST REMEMBER,
1252
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:15,639
YOU PROMISED MY MOTHER
YOU WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME.
1253
01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:19,476
YOU PROMISED.
YOU CAN'T BREAK A PROMISE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND.
1254
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,546
YOU KILL EVERYBODY!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
1255
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,382
YOU MESSED IT UP!
WE COULD HAVE BEEN
FRIENDS, EDDIE.
1256
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,351
WE COULD HAVE BEEN
FRIENDS FOREVER.
1257
01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,486
NOT FOREVER, HOMER--
FOR A MONTH.
NO.
1258
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:35,259
FOR ONE MONTH.
I'M DYING, HOMER.
1259
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,694
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
NO, I'M NOT.
1260
01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:41,465
IT'S WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID
AT THE HOSPITAL--
1261
01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:44,234
ONE MONTH.
1262
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:50,107
IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
1263
01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:53,643
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DO THESE THINGS.
1264
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,546
I DON'T KNOW.
1265
01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:01,017
IT SCARES ME.
1266
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:06,290
I'M SORRY.
1267
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:13,630
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND, DON'T YOU?
1268
01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:21,771
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
MY BEST FRIEND NOW.
1269
01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:38,388
[TOSSES SUITCASE]
1270
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:41,558
WELL, THEN,
YOU GOT...
1271
01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:45,262
YOU GOTTA DO SOME
THINGS DIFFERENT.
THAT'S ALL.
1272
01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,030
YOU'VE GOT TO.
1273
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:48,232
I KNOW.
YOU GOTTA--
1274
01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:52,236
YOU GOTTA ASK GOD TO
FORGIVE YOU, EDDIE.
1275
01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:55,172
GOD DOESN'T FORGIVE
PEOPLE LIKE ME HOMER.
1276
01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,174
YES, HE DOES, EDDIE.
HE DOESN'T.
1277
01:07:57,274 --> 01:08:00,110
IF YOU ASK HIM,
HE WILL.
1278
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:03,079
AND THAT'S NO B.S.
1279
01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,352
THINK SO?
1280
01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:13,557
PROMISE?
1281
01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:20,697
I PROMISE.
1282
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,349
"BLESS ME--" WHAT IS THAT WORD?
"BLESS ME, FATHER" FOR WHAT?
1283
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:40,617
I HAVE SINNED.
"I HAVE SINNED.
1284
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:43,553
IT'S BEEN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG
SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION."
1285
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,755
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA
YOU EVER HAD.
1286
01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:47,357
IT IS NOT
A STUPID IDEA.
1287
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:51,361
YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
JUST READ FROM THE LIST
THAT WE WROTE.
1288
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,297
OK. I READ FROM THE LIST,
AND THEN WHAT?
1289
01:08:53,397 --> 01:08:54,798
THEN THE PRIEST
FORGIVES YOU
FOR YOUR SINS
1290
01:08:54,898 --> 01:08:57,501
AND TELLS YOU HOW MANY
PRAYERS YOU HAVE TO SAY
FOR YOUR PENANCE.
1291
01:08:57,601 --> 01:09:00,103
BUT YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE
YOU GOT 'EM ALL
WRITTEN DOWN.
1292
01:09:00,204 --> 01:09:03,540
BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW UP
AT ALL, IT'LL ALL BE
NULL AND VOID.
1293
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,508
AND THAT'S IT?
1294
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,042
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ALL.
1295
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,613
THAT'S ALL?
I JUST GOTTA READ THIS STUFF,
AND HE'S GONNA MAKE IT OK?
1296
01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:11,147
YEAH.
WELL.
1297
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,850
[WHISPERING]
OK, it's your turn.
HUH?
1298
01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,720
It's your turn.
Go on.
1299
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,755
WHAT'S THAT WORD?
1300
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:21,558
SINNED.
OK.
1301
01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:31,435
That's it,
right there.
Go in there.
1302
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:46,550
BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR
I HAVE SINNED. UM...
1303
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,886
I CURSED.
I CURSED PEOPLE OUT.
1304
01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:53,423
I'VE LIED.
I'VE BEAT PEOPLE UP.
1305
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:56,526
AND, MAN, YOU KNOW,
I HIT MY BEST FRIEND.
1306
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:57,561
I HIT HOMER.
1307
01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:01,331
WHY DID YOU BEAT UP
YOUR BEST FRIEND HOMER?
1308
01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:04,200
'CAUSE I GET MAD.
1309
01:10:06,603 --> 01:10:08,772
E-EXCUSE ME.
1310
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,541
AH-CHOO!
1311
01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:14,311
OHH. DAMN COLD.
1312
01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:16,846
[SNIFFS]
GOD BLESS YOU, FATHER.
1313
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,782
[DOOR SLAMS]
1314
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,083
[SIGHS]
1315
01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:22,352
YOU KNOW, YOU OUGHT TO
TRY SOME GOLDENSEAL
OR SOMETHING.
1316
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,654
THAT WILL REALLY,
YOU KNOW, HELP
GET RID OF THAT.
1317
01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:27,724
YEAH?
YEAH, A COUPLE OF
LOZENGES FOR YOUR THROAT.
1318
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,959
YOU SOUND
A LITTLE HOARSE.
1319
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:30,960
THANK YOU.
1320
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,497
YEAH. YOU'RE WELCOME.
1321
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,765
[SIGHS]
1322
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,602
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SINS?
1323
01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:41,871
YEAH. UM,
I KILLED 3 PEOPLE.
1324
01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,440
YOU'VE KILLED 3 PEOPLE.
1325
01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:45,542
YEAH. I KILLED ONE GUY
THIS WEEKEND.
1326
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:48,412
A LONG TIME AGO, I KILLED
SOME OTHER PEOPLE.
1327
01:10:48,512 --> 01:10:52,782
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M REAL SORRY
ABOUT IT, REALLY.
1328
01:10:52,882 --> 01:10:54,451
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW...
1329
01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:58,755
I DIDN'T WANT TO GROW UP
TO KILL ANYBODY.
1330
01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,256
YOU KNOW?
1331
01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:03,460
COULD YOU JUST,
LIKE, MAKE IT OK
WITH GOD
1332
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,962
SO I COULD, LIKE,
GET ON MY WAY?
1333
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:09,966
MURDER IS
A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.
1334
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:15,772
I--I CAN'T JUST
GRANT ABSOLUTION.
1335
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:21,745
ARE YOU GONNA
TURN ME IN?
1336
01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,012
NO.
1337
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,882
NO, I CAN'T. I WOULDN'T.
1338
01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,420
BUT I AM ASKING YOU
TO TURN YOURSELF IN.
1339
01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:36,626
YOU MUST BE
OUT OF YOUR MIND...
1340
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:44,634
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING
BACK TO THE LOONEY BIN.
1341
01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:02,018
* BEEN A LONG TIME GONE
1342
01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:04,821
* MOVING ON
1343
01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:10,427
* CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I'VE BEEN *
1344
01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:13,563
* DOWN THE LINE
1345
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:16,299
* ONE MORE TIME
1346
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:21,004
* YEAH, LIVING
ON THE FRINGE *
1347
01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:25,308
* BEEN A LITTLE BIT ROWDY
1348
01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:28,412
* A LITTLE BIT LOST
1349
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:33,417
* NEVER HAD WHAT YOU CALL HOME
1350
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,486
* GOING A LITTLE CRAZY
1351
01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:39,723
* TRYING TO GET OFF
1352
01:12:39,823 --> 01:12:45,462
* BEEN TROUBLE
SINCE I WAS BORN *
1353
01:12:45,562 --> 01:12:48,097
* BABY
1354
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:52,001
* I BET YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
1355
01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:55,639
* YOU FEEL YOU DON'T BELONG
1356
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:59,743
* LET'S SEE
1357
01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:03,913
* WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME...
1358
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:18,895
Eddie: SO, UH,
YOUR PARENTS ARE OK WITH
ME STAYING OVER, HUH?
1359
01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:19,963
Homer: OH, YEAH, SURE.
1360
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,131
ANY FRIEND OF MINE
IS A FRIEND OF THEIRS,
1361
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,533
THAT'S FOR SURE.
1362
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,769
MY FOLKS ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
1363
01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,605
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1364
01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,543
HOMER, DID YOU SEE JESUS
GO AROUND THE CORNER
WITH A CROSS?
1365
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,578
WHERE?
1366
01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,412
RIGHT BACK THERE.
I JUST SAW HIM.
1367
01:13:36,513 --> 01:13:38,748
JESUS AIN'T AROUND HERE.
1368
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,984
DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU
I GODDAMN SAW--
1369
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,418
BACK THE GODDAMN CAR UP.
1370
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:43,587
HE JUST WENT AROUND
THE CORNER.
1371
01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:44,621
YOU CAN'T SEE JESUS.
1372
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,524
HE'S BEEN INVISIBLE
EVER SINCE HE WAS DEAD.
1373
01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:48,625
JUST BACK THE CAR UP
1374
01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:50,594
AND DON'T ASK ME
ANYMORE QUESTIONS.
1375
01:13:50,694 --> 01:13:53,597
I'M BACKING UP,
I'M BACKING UP.
1376
01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:56,766
NOW, TURN.
MAKE THIS TURN HERE.
1377
01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:02,539
[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
1378
01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,708
HE'S GOT TO BE AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
1379
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:08,545
I MEAN, I JUST SAW HIM
GO AROUND THE CORNER.
1380
01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,580
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN
SEEING THINGS AGAIN.
1381
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,916
I SWEAR I JUST SAW HIM
GO AROUND THE CORNER.
1382
01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,818
HAD ON A CROWN
OF THORNS.
1383
01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:15,985
HAD THE CROSS AND--
1384
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:19,188
THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
IN ALL THE PICTURES.
1385
01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:20,757
STRANGEST THING.
1386
01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:25,695
* JESUS SCARED THE HELL
RIGHT OUT OF ME *
1387
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:46,015
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1388
01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:54,658
IT'S OUR HOUSE,
ALL RIGHT.
1389
01:14:54,758 --> 01:15:00,564
I--I JUST DON'T
REMEMBER IT BEING
SO BIG.
1390
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:01,998
YEAH, THAT'S NEW THERE.
1391
01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:05,234
I THINK THEY BUILT THAT.
1392
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:08,171
YEAH, THEY ADDED ON.
1393
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:14,043
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1394
01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,985
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1395
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:31,127
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
ANYBODY'S THERE.
1396
01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:32,929
I THINK THAT'S MY ROOM.
1397
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:33,963
OH, YEAH?
1398
01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:35,198
YEAH.
1399
01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,634
IT'S GOT RUNNING WATER
AND EVERYTHING?
1400
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:38,635
OH, YEAH.
1401
01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:39,703
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
1402
01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:42,038
YOU KNOW, I COULD
PROBABLY LIVE HERE, MAN.
1403
01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:46,175
HEY, HOMER. YOU KNOW,
IF I HAD KNOWN YOU
WAS THIS RICH,
1404
01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:47,577
I'D HAVE PROBABLY
KIDNAPPED YOU
1405
01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:50,580
AND THEN TRADED
YOUR ASS BACK FOR
THIS HOUSE, MAN.
1406
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,148
THIS IS REALLY COOL.
1407
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:53,182
[GRUNTS]
1408
01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:54,183
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1409
01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,653
TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
1410
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:58,688
I COULD JUST SHOOT
THE LOCK OFF.
1411
01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,990
"I CAN SHOOT THIS.
I CAN SHOOT THAT."
1412
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,960
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER
TO EVERYTHING,
AIN'T IT, EDDIE?
1413
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,194
NO.
1414
01:16:07,831 --> 01:16:10,033
HEY, YOU BROKE
MY PARENTS' DOOR.
1415
01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,270
MOM!
1416
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,805
Eddie: MA!
1417
01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,677
HEY, EDDIE,
COME UP TO MY ROOM.
1418
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:24,614
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
MY MICKEY MANTLE POSTER.
1419
01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:31,254
COME ON, EDDIE.
1420
01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:33,890
EDDIE, COME ON.
1421
01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:36,025
COME ON, EDDIE.
1422
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:40,063
HEY, NOW,
THESE THREADS ARE ME.
1423
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,037
FLOWERS?
1424
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,812
WHERE'S MICKEY MANTLE?
1425
01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:58,614
[PLAYING PIANO]
1426
01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,823
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1427
01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:10,293
I'M HOMER'S FRIEND
EDDIE.
1428
01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:12,128
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
[CLATTER]
1429
01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:13,997
WHY? WHAT? NO--NO,
I'M HOMER'S FRIEND
EDDIE.
1430
01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:16,099
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE. HEY.
1431
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:18,868
WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1432
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:19,903
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1433
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,137
I TOLD YOU THAT
I'M HOMER'S FRIEND
EDDIE.
1434
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,638
WE HAVE AN INTRUDER.
LANZA RESIDENCE.
1435
01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:23,639
MA?
NO, NO, NO.
1436
01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:24,640
WILL YOU SEND
A POLICEMAN AROUND?
1437
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:25,641
IT'S SOME OTHER
WITCH.
1438
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:26,642
SHE SAYS SHE'S GONNA
CALL THE COPS.
1439
01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:28,044
AND IF YOU DON'T
STOP HER, I WILL.
1440
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,213
IF I WERE YOU,
I'D RUN.
1441
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,247
WHO ARE YOU?
1442
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:32,949
I'VE GOT A BETTER QUESTION.
1443
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:34,684
WHO ARE YOU?
1444
01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,820
WELL, I'M HOMER LANZA.
1445
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,888
AND I'M LOOKING FOR
MY MOM AND DAD.
1446
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,958
THE LANZAS
DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
1447
01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:43,326
SURE THEY DO. ME.
1448
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:45,762
YOU ASK BESS THE MAID, OK.
1449
01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:47,296
SHE REMEMBERS WHO I AM.
1450
01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:48,631
BESS RETIRED.
1451
01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,633
I'M THE MAID NOW.
1452
01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:52,035
GREAT.
1453
01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:53,136
WELL, SO THEN
1454
01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:57,807
MY MOM AND DAD HAVEN'T
TOLD YOU ABOUT ME YET, THEN.
1455
01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:04,013
HERE.
1456
01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:05,314
SEE?
1457
01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:06,349
LOOK.
1458
01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:08,351
THAT'S ME.
1459
01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,287
THAT'S MY DAD,
THAT'S MY MOM.
1460
01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:15,058
IT'S JUST LIKE THE PHOTO
ON THE PIANO THERE,
1461
01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:16,659
BUT I'M NOT IN THAT ONE.
1462
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,127
I'M IN THIS ONE.
1463
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,898
NOW, CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE THEY ARE, PLEASE?
1464
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:26,836
THEY NEVER TOLD ME
THEY HAD A CHILD.
1465
01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:34,811
MR. LANZA, YOUR FATHER
1466
01:18:34,911 --> 01:18:38,815
DIED 2 DAYS AGO.
1467
01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:43,319
YOUR MOTHER'S
AT THE WAKE NOW.
1468
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,861
OH, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
1469
01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:56,232
UH, THE FUNERAL HOME
IN THE CENTER OF TOWN.
1470
01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:57,433
THANK YOU.
1471
01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:15,251
HOMER.
1472
01:19:18,221 --> 01:19:21,157
HOMER, COME ON.
1473
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:23,326
[SNIFFLES]
1474
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:26,830
COME ON. COME ON,
YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP
OUT OF THIS.
1475
01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:30,133
MR. LANZA,
1476
01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:32,401
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
1477
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,437
MR. LANZA,
COME ON. COME ON.
1478
01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:35,504
COME ON.
1479
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:39,075
NOW, THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
1480
01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:42,445
COME ON. VERY GOOD.
1481
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,818
I WILL TELL THE POLICE
1482
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:52,421
IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.
1483
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:55,458
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1484
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,194
EDDIE.
1485
01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,228
READY?
1486
01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:02,131
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1487
01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,473
[HORNS HONKING]
1488
01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:18,882
[CLANG]
1489
01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:22,185
GET THAT. GODDAMN,
THERE'S HORSE SHIT
ALL OVER THE GROUND.
1490
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,320
WHAT'S THIS TOWN
THINK IT IS, DODGE CITY?
1491
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:25,855
WELL, THERE'S A PARADE
HERE, THAT'S WHY.
1492
01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,456
THEY HAVE PARADES HERE
EVERY MONTH.
1493
01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:29,859
'CAUSE THEY'RE
HAPPY PEOPLE HERE.
1494
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:32,461
USUALLY THESE GUYS
ARE WEARING HOODS.
1495
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,097
YOU CAN LOOK IT--
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP
1496
01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:35,198
IN THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF RECORDS, TOO.
1497
01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,901
THEY HAVE ONE
EVERY MONTH HERE
IN OREGON CITY.
1498
01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:39,535
COME ON.
[HONKS HORN]
1499
01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:42,438
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1500
01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:49,178
SMART GUY.
1501
01:20:58,054 --> 01:20:59,889
THERE'S JESUS!
1502
01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:04,327
DID YOU SEE JESUS?
JESUS CHRIST?
1503
01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:05,361
HE'S RIGHT THERE.
1504
01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,495
OOH, WHAT?
1505
01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:07,997
TELL ME YOU DON'T
SEE HIM.
1506
01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:10,266
BIG AS DAY,
CAN'T MISS HIM.
1507
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,035
HE'S GOT A CROWN
OF THORNS ON.
1508
01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:14,237
[GRUNTS]
1509
01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:17,273
[GRUNTING]
1510
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,376
IF THAT'S NOT JESUS,
I'M NOT BLACK.
1511
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,510
OH, GOD.
1512
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,213
I THINK I GOT A LITTLE FAT.
1513
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,615
I JUST SAW HIM.
JUST SAW HIM.
1514
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,218
EDDIE. EDDIE,
WHERE YOU GOING?
1515
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,855
EDDIE, COME ON.
1516
01:21:32,956 --> 01:21:36,025
I WANT TO GO SEE
MY DAD NOW.
1517
01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:43,366
DON'T BUG ME, HOMER.
1518
01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:45,068
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1519
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:47,270
HE'S DRESSED IN A SHROUD.
IT'S HIM.
1520
01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:48,871
IT'S THE BIG J.C.
1521
01:21:48,972 --> 01:21:50,139
NOW DON'T PISS ME OFF,
HOMER.
1522
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:51,307
YOU WANT TO SEE
YOUR FATHER?
1523
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:54,877
BELIEVE ME,
I JUST SEEN JESUS.
1524
01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:57,580
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1525
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,327
HUH? THIS GONNA LOOK OK?
1526
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,361
LOOKS NICE, EDDIE.
1527
01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:13,629
WHERE DID YOU
GET IT?
1528
01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:15,598
OH, UH, I GOT IT
FROM YOUR HOUSE.
1529
01:22:15,698 --> 01:22:17,166
THAT'S MY DAD'S.
1530
01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:18,167
I KNOW,
BUT HE'S DEAD.
1531
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,302
HE'S NOT GONNA
MISS IT.
1532
01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:22,505
GET THIS STUFF
OFF YOUR BACK.
1533
01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:28,044
HOW ABOUT ME, EDDIE,
DO I LOOK OK?
1534
01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,578
YEAH.
YEAH, YOU LOOK FINE.
1535
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:31,147
YEAH?
YEAH.
1536
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:34,183
LET ME ADJUST
YOUR...
1537
01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:52,168
I HATE DEAD PEOPLE.
1538
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,937
GO AHEAD.
1539
01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:56,672
GO AHEAD.
1540
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,248
CAN I HELP YOU?
1541
01:23:05,348 --> 01:23:09,085
YES, I'M HERE
TO SEE MY DAD.
1542
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:11,054
WHO'S THAT?
1543
01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:14,757
THE DEAD GUY UP FRONT.
1544
01:23:21,464 --> 01:23:24,733
A STRANGE MAN CAME IN
ACTING WEIRD.
1545
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:27,336
HE WENT UP THERE.
1546
01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:30,139
[INDISTINCT]
1547
01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:34,043
HEY, PA.
1548
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:35,611
I'M REAL SORRY THAT
1549
01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:38,013
I DIDN'T GET HERE
IN TIME TO SEE YOU
1550
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:39,115
WHILE YOU WAS ALIVE,
1551
01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:43,619
BUT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T
WANT ME HERE ANYWAY.
1552
01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,122
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T BLAME YOU
1553
01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:48,424
FOR BEING ASHAMED OF
YOUR MENTAL RETARD SON.
1554
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:54,430
I MEAN, IF I WAS YOU,
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT
TO KNOW ME EITHER.
1555
01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:56,765
OH, AND I'M REAL SORRY
1556
01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,103
ABOUT NOT
PAYING ATTENTION
1557
01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:03,439
WHEN THAT BALL HIT ME.
1558
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:05,007
YOU KNOW.
1559
01:24:05,108 --> 01:24:10,045
I WAS JUST LOOKING
TO SEE IF YOU WAS
AT THE GAME.
1560
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:15,518
I GUESS
YOU WAS BUSY.
1561
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,290
I UNDERSTAND, DAD.
1562
01:24:23,426 --> 01:24:26,395
AW, DAD...
1563
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:34,370
YOU'VE COME
A LONG WAY, HOMER.
1564
01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:36,105
HOW ARE YOU?
1565
01:24:36,339 --> 01:24:39,742
I'M GOOD, MA.
HOW ARE YOU?
1566
01:24:42,645 --> 01:24:45,748
I TRIED TO PHONE YOU
WHEN HE DIED.
1567
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:49,152
I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU
PLANE TICKETS.
1568
01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:52,555
MOM, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY BELIEVED--
1569
01:24:52,655 --> 01:24:57,059
I MEAN, I REALLY BELIEVED
THAT YOU WASN'T RICH
1570
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:00,163
AND THAT YOU WANTED
THE BEST FOR ME.
1571
01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:01,497
OH, WE DO, HOMER.
1572
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:07,370
I KNOW, UNTIL--
UNTIL YOU SAW THAT I
WASN'T GETTING NO BETTER.
1573
01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:10,206
AND THAT YOU NEVER
COULD BE PROUD OF ME.
1574
01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,841
AND THEN YOU SAID
"TO HELL WITH HIM,
1575
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,810
"HE AIN'T OUR SON.
1576
01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:15,844
"HE AIN'T OUR SON.
1577
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:17,846
"WHY DON'T WE JUST
LEAVE HIM DOWN THERE
1578
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:18,847
AND FORGET ABOUT HIM?"
1579
01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,384
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
1580
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:25,654
HOMER, WE LOVE YOU.
1581
01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:30,125
OH, MOM.
1582
01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:38,467
HOMER, I'D LIKE YOU COME
AND STAY AT THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
1583
01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:39,468
HMM?
1584
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,304
WE CAN TALK ALL DAY
TOMORROW.
1585
01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:43,306
I'D REALLY LIKE THAT.
1586
01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:45,441
I DON'T KNOW, MA.
1587
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:49,545
I DON'T THINK I'D
LIKE THAT SO MUCH.
1588
01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:53,616
DON'T...
1589
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:56,452
DON'T HATE ME.
1590
01:25:56,552 --> 01:26:00,556
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
1591
01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:08,764
IT'S SO NICE,
THE THREE OF US
TOGETHER.
1592
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:12,201
YEAH.
1593
01:26:12,301 --> 01:26:14,737
IT IS.
1594
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,843
SEE YA, DAD.
1595
01:26:25,914 --> 01:26:28,717
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1596
01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,638
WHAT'D YOUR MOTHER SAY?
1597
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:53,742
SHE SAY WE COULD STAY?
1598
01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:56,645
NO.
1599
01:26:58,447 --> 01:27:00,483
NO.
1600
01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:06,389
NO?
1601
01:27:06,489 --> 01:27:07,723
REALLY?
1602
01:27:07,823 --> 01:27:09,358
NO.
1603
01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:12,928
SHE DON'T WANT ME.
1604
01:27:13,028 --> 01:27:16,699
THEY DIDN'T WANT ME
AT ALL.
1605
01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:20,469
EVERYTHING THEY SAY
IS...
1606
01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:23,372
IT'S JUST A BULL STORY.
1607
01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:27,410
IT'S JUST A BULL STORY.
1608
01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:35,217
HEY, MISTER,
DON'T CRY.
1609
01:27:35,318 --> 01:27:37,553
IT'S A PARADE.
1610
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,522
HEY, COME ON.
1611
01:27:39,622 --> 01:27:42,391
DON'T TALK
TO STRANGERS.
1612
01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:47,696
HEY!
1613
01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:48,697
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
1614
01:27:48,797 --> 01:27:49,932
FOR WHAT?
1615
01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:53,502
I'M--I'M--I'M--I'M
JUST--JUST KIDDING.
1616
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,639
YOU'RE--YOU'RE
HOMER LANZA, RIGHT?
1617
01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:57,706
YES.
1618
01:27:57,806 --> 01:27:58,907
WHO ARE YOU?
1619
01:27:59,007 --> 01:28:00,576
TOMMY DEARLY.
1620
01:28:00,676 --> 01:28:02,811
I WAS P-PITCHING
THAT DAY YOU GOT HIT
1621
01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:05,948
IN THE S-SIDE OF
THE HEAD WITH
THE B-BASEBALL.
1622
01:28:06,048 --> 01:28:08,884
OH, SURE,
I REMEMBER YOU NOW.
1623
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:11,387
YOU KNOW, I'M
S-SORRY I HUNG
1624
01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,489
THAT CURVEBALL, MAN.
1625
01:28:13,589 --> 01:28:15,023
OHH.
1626
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:16,792
THAT'S...
1627
01:28:16,892 --> 01:28:17,926
THAT'S OK.
1628
01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,596
SO, UH, WHAT HAVE
YOU BEEN DOING
WITH YOURSELF
1629
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:21,630
ALL THESE YEARS?
1630
01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,932
OH, I'VE BEEN
WASHING DISHES.
1631
01:28:24,032 --> 01:28:25,000
GOOD. GOOD.
1632
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,835
THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND
EDDIE.
1633
01:28:26,935 --> 01:28:29,472
EDDIE, THIS IS ANOTHER
FRIEND OF MINE, TOMMY.
1634
01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:30,506
HOW--HOW--HOW ARE--
1635
01:28:30,606 --> 01:28:32,808
THIS IS MY BUDDY
B-B-BOBBY BANKS.
1636
01:28:32,908 --> 01:28:36,345
HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE
ON--ON--ON THE FORCE.
1637
01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:45,888
THERE'S A PARTY
GOING ON.
1638
01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,490
YEAH. HOMER, COME HERE.
1639
01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:49,858
THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON.
COME ON.
1640
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:50,893
YEAH.
1641
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,562
COME ON, LET'S GO
GET A BODYBUILDER, HUH?
1642
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:54,563
HEY, UH, HOMER,
1643
01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:57,700
I'LL--I'LL S-SEE YA
T-TONIGHT!
1644
01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:00,936
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]
1645
01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:03,872
[WOMEN SINGING IN GERMAN]
1646
01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:19,822
JESSE!
1647
01:29:19,922 --> 01:29:20,856
JESSE!
1648
01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:21,857
HOMER!
1649
01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:23,926
JESSE!
1650
01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:24,993
HI.
1651
01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:26,862
HOMER, LONG TIME
NO SEE.
1652
01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:29,598
I HATE MATH.
I HATE MATH.
1653
01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:30,799
I HATED MATH.
1654
01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:33,368
WHO'S THIS?
1655
01:29:33,469 --> 01:29:35,070
MY LITTLE SISTER,
REMEMBER?
1656
01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:37,740
WOW, YOU'VE REALLY
GROWN UP.
1657
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:39,608
BETSY, RIGHT?
BETSY.
1658
01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:42,511
[WOMEN SINGING IN GERMAN]
1659
01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:51,920
HEY, EDDIE,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND.
1660
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,590
SEE? OH, COME HERE, HONEY.
1661
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:55,624
SEE?
[APPLAUSE]
1662
01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,893
DON'T HE LOOK LIKE ME?
YES.
1663
01:29:57,993 --> 01:29:58,927
HUH?
1664
01:29:59,027 --> 01:29:59,928
HI.
1665
01:30:00,028 --> 01:30:01,930
CAN I HOLD HIM?
1666
01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:03,799
OH, PLEASE.
1667
01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:04,800
WHOOP.
[LAUGHS]
1668
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:05,834
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
1669
01:30:05,934 --> 01:30:06,835
OH, EDDIE, GUESS WHAT.
1670
01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:07,836
WHAT?
1671
01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,104
YOU KNOW JESSE,
MY FRIEND JESSE?
1672
01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:10,639
HIS FAMILY OWNS
A RESTAURANT,
1673
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:13,408
AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA
GET ME A JOB THERE.
1674
01:30:13,509 --> 01:30:14,443
AND GET THIS.
1675
01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:17,045
I'M GONNA MAKE
25 CENTS AN HOUR MORE
1676
01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:18,914
THAN I DID BEFORE.
1677
01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:20,148
NOT BAD, HUH?
1678
01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:23,018
THAT'S GREAT.
1679
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,019
THANK YOU.
1680
01:30:24,119 --> 01:30:25,053
THAT'S GREAT.
1681
01:30:25,153 --> 01:30:28,056
HEY, AND I THOUGHT
MAYBE WE'D GO TO CANADA,
1682
01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:29,558
YOU KNOW,
AND MESS AROUND,
1683
01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:31,794
YOU KNOW, GET IN SOME
TROUBLE OR SOMETHING.
1684
01:30:31,894 --> 01:30:32,861
I DON'T KNOW, EDDIE.
1685
01:30:32,961 --> 01:30:36,532
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
1686
01:30:36,632 --> 01:30:37,766
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH?
1687
01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:41,436
IF I ASK JESSE,
I BET HE COULD GET
YOU A JOB THERE, TOO.
1688
01:30:41,537 --> 01:30:44,406
COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1689
01:30:44,507 --> 01:30:45,407
SURE, HOMER.
1690
01:30:45,508 --> 01:30:46,441
YEAH?
YEAH.
1691
01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:47,543
GREAT.
1692
01:30:47,643 --> 01:30:50,779
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE
WITH ME, HOMER?
1693
01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,915
OK, BETSY,
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
1694
01:30:53,015 --> 01:30:53,949
COME ON.
1695
01:30:54,049 --> 01:30:55,551
I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
1696
01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:57,620
YEAH.
1697
01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:01,423
I DON'T THINK
I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
1698
01:31:01,524 --> 01:31:03,859
SURE, HOMER.
JUST TRY IT.
1699
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,961
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1700
01:31:06,061 --> 01:31:08,463
THAT'S PERFECT.
1701
01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:11,133
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1702
01:31:37,092 --> 01:31:40,028
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS
IN BACKGROUND]
1703
01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:42,598
BOBBY?
1704
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:44,667
HEY, EDDIE.
1705
01:31:44,767 --> 01:31:45,768
WANT TO DO ME
A FAVOR?
1706
01:31:45,868 --> 01:31:46,802
SURE.
1707
01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:48,070
GIVE THIS TO HOMER.
1708
01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:50,072
SURE.
1709
01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:53,942
THIS, TOO.
1710
01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:57,112
YOU TRUST ME
WITH ALL THIS?
1711
01:32:16,599 --> 01:32:18,934
DID YOU SEE
WHICH WAY SHE WENT?
1712
01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:20,202
SHE WENT THAT WAY,
HOMER.
1713
01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:23,305
JUST A SECOND AGO.
1714
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:27,542
HEY, HOMER,
WHAT ABOUT THE SUITCASE?
1715
01:32:42,124 --> 01:32:44,627
$1.39.
YOU WANT A BAG?
1716
01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:48,263
NO, I DON'T NEED--
I DON'T NEED A BAG.
1717
01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:55,003
I GOT SOME, UM,
I GOT SOME...MONEY
HERE SOMEWHERE.
1718
01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,004
YOU KNOW WHAT,
1719
01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:58,774
I GAVE ALL MY MONEY
TO HOMER.
1720
01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:02,244
WELL, I GUESS YOU BETTER
GO SEE HOMER.
1721
01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:06,048
UH, SEE, I CAN'T.
1722
01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:07,082
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
1723
01:33:07,182 --> 01:33:08,150
YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY.
1724
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,619
SO YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY,
SO THAT'S THAT.
1725
01:33:10,719 --> 01:33:12,187
I NEED THE ASPIRIN.
1726
01:33:12,287 --> 01:33:14,322
I REALLY NEED
THE ASPIRIN.
1727
01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:15,557
WELL, THAT'S--
THAT'S TOO BAD.
1728
01:33:15,658 --> 01:33:17,693
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
GO OUT AND EARN SOME MONEY
1729
01:33:17,793 --> 01:33:18,694
AND THEN COME BACK.
1730
01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:19,695
I'VE GOT SOME CHANGE.
1731
01:33:19,795 --> 01:33:21,697
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I GIVE YOU A QUARTER,
1732
01:33:21,797 --> 01:33:22,898
YOU GIVE ME FOUR.
1733
01:33:22,998 --> 01:33:26,735
I GOT CHANGE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
A QUARTER FOR FOUR.
1734
01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:33,676
EDDIE.
1735
01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:45,253
LOOK, I GOT THE CHANGE.
1736
01:33:45,353 --> 01:33:48,256
I GOT--I CARRY CHANGE
ALL THE TIME.
1737
01:33:48,356 --> 01:33:50,893
I CARRY THE CHANGE
ALL THE TIME.
1738
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,997
LOOK, UH, UM.
[CASH REGISTER OPENS]
1739
01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:57,032
[CHUCKLES]
YOU THINK...
1740
01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,133
I'M SORRY.
1741
01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,836
LOOK. LOOK, JUST TAKE IT,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.
1742
01:34:00,936 --> 01:34:03,271
JUST TAKE
THE GODDAMN MONEY, PLEASE.
1743
01:34:03,371 --> 01:34:04,272
TAKE IT.
1744
01:34:04,372 --> 01:34:05,407
TAKE IT!
TAKE IT!
1745
01:34:05,507 --> 01:34:09,244
AND GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU, PLEASE?
1746
01:34:09,912 --> 01:34:12,014
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
1747
01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:18,921
NO!
1748
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,333
EDDIE!
1749
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,241
EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE.
1750
01:34:39,341 --> 01:34:40,976
EDDIE, YOU CAN'T DIE.
1751
01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:42,110
NO, EDDIE,
YOU CAN'T DIE.
1752
01:34:42,210 --> 01:34:45,080
COME ON, I'M GONNA TAKE
YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.
1753
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,649
YES. YES, DON'T SAY
THAT, EDDIE.
1754
01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,085
DON'T SAY THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.
1755
01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:52,187
BUT YOU ARE.
TRUST ME.
1756
01:34:52,287 --> 01:34:53,688
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
1757
01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:55,157
I CAN SAVE YOU.
I CAN.
1758
01:34:55,257 --> 01:34:57,159
NO, I CAN.
I CAN SAVE YOU.
1759
01:34:57,259 --> 01:34:59,327
I CAN OPERATE ON YOU
MYSELF, YOU KNOW THAT.
1760
01:34:59,427 --> 01:35:01,830
I'VE DONE IT FOR
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
1761
01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:03,098
PUT ME DOWN, HOMER.
1762
01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:06,101
[GRUNTS] EDDIE.
1763
01:35:08,136 --> 01:35:11,940
OH, GOD, DON'T
LET THIS HAPPEN.
1764
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:12,941
OH.
1765
01:35:13,041 --> 01:35:15,443
OH, PLEASE.
PLEASE STOP.
1766
01:35:15,543 --> 01:35:17,980
STOP, PLEASE.
I NEED SOME HELP.
1767
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:21,483
PLEASE, I NEED
SOME HELP!
1768
01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:31,894
I'M SORRY, EDDIE.
1769
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:39,467
[DRAGGING]
1770
01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:41,469
[WHISPERING]
Homer.
1771
01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:43,839
Homer, look.
1772
01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:49,945
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM.
1773
01:35:50,045 --> 01:35:53,381
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM.
1774
01:36:26,348 --> 01:36:28,951
[DRAGGING]
1775
01:36:31,987 --> 01:36:34,923
Man: SORRY ABOUT THAT FREAK.
1776
01:36:46,935 --> 01:36:51,907
GOD'S GONNA TAKE GOOD
CARE OF YOU, EDDIE.
1777
01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:08,456
* SO TELL, TELL, YEAH, WELL,
TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME *
1778
01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:11,259
* LIKE MY, MY, MY, OH, MY
1779
01:37:11,359 --> 01:37:12,360
* HOW I LOVE YOU
1780
01:37:12,460 --> 01:37:15,330
* JUST WHAT I THOUGHT
THAT IT COULD NEVER BE *
1781
01:37:15,430 --> 01:37:18,200
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1782
01:37:18,300 --> 01:37:22,570
* NO, NO, NO, NO,
WHOA, OH, NO, NO *
1783
01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:25,340
[BIRDS CAWING]
1784
01:37:55,070 --> 01:37:58,206
[HOME BY RICHIE HAVENS PLAYING]
1785
01:37:58,306 --> 01:38:00,108
* HOME
1786
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:05,347
* IS WHERE I LONG TO BE
1787
01:38:05,447 --> 01:38:07,515
* HOME
1788
01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:12,454
* WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
1789
01:38:12,554 --> 01:38:15,057
* HOME
1790
01:38:15,157 --> 01:38:20,195
* STAYS IN MY MEMORY
1791
01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:26,234
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME *
1792
01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:29,137
* HOME
1793
01:38:29,237 --> 01:38:34,342
* IS WHERE MY HEART IS
1794
01:38:34,442 --> 01:38:36,278
* HOME
1795
01:38:36,378 --> 01:38:41,483
* IS WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
1796
01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,418
* HOME
1797
01:38:43,518 --> 01:38:49,391
* WHERE SWEET MEMORIES LIVE
1798
01:38:49,491 --> 01:38:55,230
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
1799
01:38:56,764 --> 01:39:03,505
* WHY DO WE WANDER
SO FAR AWAY *
1800
01:39:04,006 --> 01:39:10,312
* AND THEN THINK ABOUT IT
EVERY DAY? *
1801
01:39:10,412 --> 01:39:13,915
* I'M GOING BACK THERE SOON
1802
01:39:14,016 --> 01:39:18,420
* SOME SWEET DAY
1803
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:25,360
* I ONLY HOPE EVERYTHING
IS STILL THE SAME *
1804
01:39:28,030 --> 01:39:30,298
* 'CAUSE HOME
1805
01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:35,470
* IS WHERE I LONG TO BE
1806
01:39:35,570 --> 01:39:37,472
* HOME
1807
01:39:37,572 --> 01:39:42,944
* WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
1808
01:39:43,045 --> 01:39:45,213
* HOME
1809
01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:50,652
* STAYS IN MY MEMORY
1810
01:39:50,752 --> 01:39:56,591
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
1811
01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:05,067
* HOW I WISH THAT
I WAS HOME *
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