All language subtitles for Clipped.2024.S01E04.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian Download
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:19,583 Don't beat yourself up, Doc. 2 00:00:20,752 --> 00:00:22,454 You got 'em to play tonight. 3 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:25,293 Yeah, yeah. I got 'em to play tonight. 4 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:28,801 For better or for worse. 5 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:32,174 You didn't have another choice, did you? 6 00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:48,517 In through the basket. 7 00:00:52,716 --> 00:00:55,453 The videotape shows a crime being committed. 8 00:00:55,454 --> 00:00:57,692 The officers accused of beating Rodney King were acquitted... 9 00:00:57,693 --> 00:01:00,196 This is the way our system works. 10 00:01:00,197 --> 00:01:04,171 Um, you present the evidence to a, uh, impartial trier of fact, 11 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,841 and that trier of fact comes to a verdict. 12 00:01:05,842 --> 00:01:07,545 And sometimes you disagree with the verdict, 13 00:01:07,546 --> 00:01:09,281 but that's the way the system works. 14 00:01:15,828 --> 00:01:17,130 ♪ You and I ♪ 15 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:19,535 Brentwood Wild Oats. 16 00:01:19,536 --> 00:01:22,440 ♪ Could spend eternity ♪ 17 00:01:22,441 --> 00:01:28,386 ♪ Trying to make the pieces Fit together perfectly ♪ 18 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:34,699 ♪ And so we make it Through another day ♪ 19 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:38,740 ♪ Wondering to ourselves ♪ 20 00:01:38,741 --> 00:01:42,480 ♪ How did we ever Get this way ♪ 21 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:45,253 Why don't you go on ahead of me? 22 00:01:45,254 --> 00:01:46,923 I kinda went overboard. 23 00:01:46,924 --> 00:01:48,560 Oh, it's fine. I-I got a lot too. 24 00:01:48,561 --> 00:01:50,430 Oh, come on. I insist. 25 00:01:50,431 --> 00:01:52,501 You can go ahead of me too if you like. 26 00:01:52,502 --> 00:01:54,939 ♪ ...to change our ways To save our love ♪ 27 00:01:56,811 --> 00:01:58,647 ♪ Just between The two of us... ♪ 28 00:02:01,285 --> 00:02:02,955 ...liquor store this afternoon. 29 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:07,364 The LAPD is advising residents to avoid the area entirely. 30 00:02:07,365 --> 00:02:08,800 Multiple motorists have been dragged 31 00:02:08,801 --> 00:02:10,370 from their vehicles and beaten, 32 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:12,173 resulting in critical injuries, 33 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,677 reports of fatalities. 34 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:23,497 - Doc, hey! - Hey! 35 00:02:28,373 --> 00:02:30,493 They should've had you come straight home. 36 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:41,399 Worry about the verdict, not this. 37 00:02:43,971 --> 00:02:44,907 Oh, come on, baby. 38 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:46,576 You gotta let Grandpa win 39 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:47,845 at least one time, okay? 40 00:02:47,846 --> 00:02:49,549 - Hi, Daddy. - Hey, baby. 41 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:50,718 Hi, Daddy. 42 00:02:51,486 --> 00:02:52,655 Rough commute? 43 00:02:52,656 --> 00:02:54,826 Yeah, um. 44 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:58,800 The practice space is right off Crenshaw, so here I go. 45 00:02:58,801 --> 00:03:02,842 Rich kid in a Corvette, hauling butt back to Brentwood. 46 00:03:02,843 --> 00:03:06,616 - I passed kids stealing TVs... - Why'd they steal TVs? 47 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:08,687 Because some people aren't as fortunate, sweetie. 48 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,293 - Because they're angry. And heck, me too. - Oh, please. 49 00:03:12,294 --> 00:03:14,297 And for a second, forget the playoffs. 50 00:03:14,298 --> 00:03:16,301 If I didn't have y'all, I would've been out there. 51 00:03:16,302 --> 00:03:17,805 - You don't mean that. - I do mean that. 52 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,542 You don't believe in-in people 53 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:20,811 destroying their own neighborhoods. 54 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:22,681 Their own neighborhoods, Kris? 55 00:03:22,682 --> 00:03:25,621 Th-Those kids don't own a Radio Shack. They don't own anything. 56 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,691 Give me the phone, I'm calling Bob Costas. 57 00:03:27,692 --> 00:03:29,996 - Why do you wanna call Bob Costas? - You said it's awful. 58 00:03:29,997 --> 00:03:31,933 - What do you mean by awful? - What do you mean? 59 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:34,572 Which part is awful? Maybe we need to show people like you 60 00:03:34,573 --> 00:03:36,609 that what's awful is we finally got them on tape, 61 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:37,745 and it didn't change a thing. 62 00:03:37,746 --> 00:03:38,881 People like me? 63 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:41,986 You think that I don't care about that 64 00:03:41,987 --> 00:03:44,424 above everything else? 65 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,794 You don't think I'm out of my mind 66 00:03:45,795 --> 00:03:47,531 that those officers got away with 67 00:03:47,532 --> 00:03:49,267 what they did to that poor man? 68 00:03:49,268 --> 00:03:52,775 Uh, Jeremiah, now, while your folks are yappity yapping, 69 00:03:52,776 --> 00:03:54,879 why don't you go help your mom unpack the shopping, 70 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,417 and make sure you put my ice cream away first? 71 00:04:02,261 --> 00:04:03,830 Go ahead and take your sister 72 00:04:03,831 --> 00:04:04,966 to the playground. 73 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:06,468 You ain't calling Bob Costas. 74 00:04:06,469 --> 00:04:07,571 Let's go, Callie. 75 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:09,532 And why you pick a fight with your wife? 76 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:11,311 Three kids. 77 00:04:11,312 --> 00:04:12,581 You in a little deep to get mad 78 00:04:12,582 --> 00:04:13,683 at her for being white now. 79 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:15,386 She wasn't on that damn jury. 80 00:04:15,387 --> 00:04:17,691 That damn jury, they're gonna regret for what they did today. 81 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:20,329 Well, I wouldn't wait around on it. 82 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:22,635 You really that surprised on who they sided with 83 00:04:22,636 --> 00:04:24,004 out in, uh, "Sammi" Valley? 84 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:25,440 Simi Valley. 85 00:04:26,777 --> 00:04:28,513 No. 86 00:04:28,514 --> 00:04:30,784 I'm... I'm just... 87 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,924 I'm just looking around like, 88 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,395 "Did I go down a road where I'm cut off from who I am?" 89 00:04:38,466 --> 00:04:40,837 So, Elgin comes in to practice today, 90 00:04:40,838 --> 00:04:42,641 and he tells us they acquitted the cops. 91 00:04:42,642 --> 00:04:45,012 There's a curfew, and we gotta go home. 92 00:04:45,013 --> 00:04:46,983 I looked at him and asked about the game tomorrow, 93 00:04:46,984 --> 00:04:49,755 and he looked at me like I was the most disappointing person 94 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:50,791 in history. 95 00:04:52,595 --> 00:04:54,966 So Elgin made you feel like a sellout, 96 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:57,403 and now you tryna to tap into your inner Malcolm X. 97 00:04:57,404 --> 00:04:58,607 Dad... 98 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,109 Answer me this: 99 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:01,846 Who the bigger sellout? 100 00:05:01,847 --> 00:05:03,783 The one playing for Donald Sterling for one year, 101 00:05:03,784 --> 00:05:07,758 or the one who signed on to be his GM indefinitely? 102 00:05:08,695 --> 00:05:11,833 - Who's that? - Mm-mmm. I've got this. 103 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:14,471 This is why it's good to have a cop in the family. 104 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:20,651 It's just some white lady. 105 00:05:20,652 --> 00:05:22,721 No. Hi, I'm Susan. 106 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,492 Ugh, it's awful. 107 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:26,028 I had to get in the backyard and just pick. 108 00:05:26,029 --> 00:05:28,567 Susan, more oranges? 109 00:05:28,568 --> 00:05:31,973 Is it oppressive? How you holding up, Doc? 110 00:05:31,974 --> 00:05:34,044 Are they canceling the playoffs? 111 00:05:34,045 --> 00:05:36,749 Doc was just asking himself the same thing. 112 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,820 Remember that summer I put you in that expensive-ass 113 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:40,389 basketball camp? 114 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:43,530 I come home from patrol, and you was crying. 115 00:05:43,531 --> 00:05:45,466 I don't remember crying. 116 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:46,903 You was crying, talking some... 117 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:48,974 You didn't want to go back 118 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:51,178 because them white boys was calling you nigger. 119 00:05:51,179 --> 00:05:52,681 Nobody called me that before. 120 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:53,884 And what'd I tell you? 121 00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:57,725 I better show them who this nigga is. 122 00:05:57,726 --> 00:05:59,829 You goddamn right. 123 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:00,898 And look where you at. 124 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,670 You got this big-ass house. 125 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:06,609 - You got yourself a gazebo. - It's a pergola. 126 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:08,580 White ladies bringing you oranges. 127 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:11,051 You think what I do makes a difference 128 00:06:11,052 --> 00:06:11,987 in how white folks see me? 129 00:06:11,988 --> 00:06:14,692 - I know it do. - They let me cut in line too. 130 00:06:14,693 --> 00:06:16,896 - Because they scared of me. - Nobody's scared of you. 131 00:06:18,801 --> 00:06:21,171 First game of the series, against the Jazz, 132 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,541 we're in Salt Lake. 133 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:23,710 And I'm at the free throw line, 134 00:06:23,711 --> 00:06:27,785 and I look out and I see 18,000 white faces looking at me, 135 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:29,588 cursing at me at the top of their lungs... 136 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:32,494 - You on the other team. - And I got the owner screaming at me too. 137 00:06:32,495 --> 00:06:34,565 It's like I'm their fucking property. 138 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:36,468 If they make money off me, great. 139 00:06:36,469 --> 00:06:38,105 Otherwise, they don't care if I'm dead. 140 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,174 Here you go crying again. 141 00:06:39,175 --> 00:06:41,612 I'm not crying, I'm fucking angry. 142 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:44,519 Hide it. You make white folks feel comfortable. 143 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,925 That's why they let you have all this. 144 00:06:47,926 --> 00:06:50,564 You feel caught in between? That's good. 145 00:06:50,565 --> 00:06:52,166 That means you're successful. 146 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:55,774 I love the life you have built. 147 00:06:55,775 --> 00:06:58,178 And you ain't gonna screw it up on a boycott. 148 00:06:58,179 --> 00:06:59,214 Would Jordan do that? 149 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,485 Hmm? 150 00:07:05,193 --> 00:07:07,665 Please tell me that ain't that low-salt crap. 151 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:10,637 This crap will get you to a hundred, Dad. 152 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,008 Hmm. 153 00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:14,077 Well, then. 154 00:07:14,078 --> 00:07:15,847 Y'all true Californians now, huh? 155 00:07:15,848 --> 00:07:17,718 Trying to live forever. 156 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:20,222 I'm good. 157 00:07:20,223 --> 00:07:23,563 You gonna get carpal tunnel carrying that all by yourself. 158 00:07:23,564 --> 00:07:25,164 I think we all need a heavy pour. 159 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:31,913 - Hello. Thank you, Susan. - Of course, oranges. 160 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:33,048 All right. 161 00:07:33,049 --> 00:07:35,219 - Oh, my goodness, guys. - Who wants a drink? 162 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,524 Just you a little bit, right? 163 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,495 - Yeah, it's just that I can have... - Just a touch. 164 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:40,997 - Thank you. - It's a French wine. 165 00:07:40,998 --> 00:07:42,835 - It's my favorite. - Oh. 166 00:07:42,836 --> 00:07:44,538 I love these little things. 167 00:07:44,539 --> 00:07:45,740 - What are they called? - Cornichons. 168 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:48,179 - Cornichons. - Yeah. I call 'em mini... 169 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,184 She seems to really think 170 00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:26,923 that she has a lot of agency in this relationship 171 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,728 with Trump and that she's the Geppetto, right? 172 00:08:29,729 --> 00:08:31,566 - Like Omarosa's pulling the strings. - Yes. 173 00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:34,237 Like, for as good as she is at the reality game, 174 00:08:34,238 --> 00:08:36,208 I can't tell whether or not 175 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:39,347 she's good at the game of America. 176 00:08:39,348 --> 00:08:42,754 No, I already told the last customer service representative, 177 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:43,857 it's my mother's account. 178 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,996 Stupid-ass... No, not you, ma'am. 179 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:48,432 - Not you. - She lookin' hot. 180 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:51,338 I'm calling on my mom's behalf because English isn't her first language. 181 00:08:51,339 --> 00:08:52,741 Sorry, 182 00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:54,277 is there something wrong with your burrito? 183 00:08:54,278 --> 00:08:56,749 - Mm-mmm. - Then keep the service area clear please. 184 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,285 Thank you. 185 00:08:58,286 --> 00:09:00,824 Last time she called to have her interest rate lowered, 186 00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:03,697 and you increased her credit limit instead. 187 00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:07,103 I agree. She and only she is responsible 188 00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:08,138 for her spending habits, 189 00:09:08,139 --> 00:09:09,708 but I'm paying the bill. 190 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,311 So... 191 00:09:11,312 --> 00:09:13,883 Oh, could you hold please? Don't-Don't hang up. 192 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:16,188 It's just that there's a, um... 193 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,259 there's a child with a box of matches. 194 00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:20,864 Dennis, hi. 195 00:09:20,865 --> 00:09:23,603 I was just gonna text you. I feel so good about... 196 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:26,039 What? 197 00:09:26,877 --> 00:09:28,045 Not even a callback? 198 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:30,784 Well, did you tell them 199 00:09:30,785 --> 00:09:32,186 it doesn't have to be Flavor of Love? 200 00:09:32,187 --> 00:09:33,757 I can do any of their shows. 201 00:09:35,426 --> 00:09:37,163 They didn't like my new headshots? 202 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,637 You told me to do black-and-white. 203 00:09:40,638 --> 00:09:42,040 You said it would add mystique! 204 00:09:42,909 --> 00:09:43,910 Fuck! 205 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:48,753 Hi. Excuse me. 206 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:49,889 Hi. 207 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,895 What's up? 208 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:56,736 I was going to get the Matthew McCona-Berry smoothie, 209 00:09:56,737 --> 00:09:59,642 but I don't want to contribute to your nervous breakdown. 210 00:09:59,643 --> 00:10:02,213 I'm good. Sorry. Almond milk? 211 00:10:02,214 --> 00:10:03,315 That's my girl. 212 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:06,956 "Catering to the Stars." 213 00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:09,695 I mean, it's a pizza ad. 214 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,364 Isn't your boyfriend the director? 215 00:10:11,365 --> 00:10:13,202 Oh, God, no. 216 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:19,682 So, are you an actress too? 217 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:22,955 More personality. I'm getting into reality TV. 218 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,027 Wow. What a coincidence. 219 00:10:26,028 --> 00:10:27,330 There's a party going on tonight, 220 00:10:27,331 --> 00:10:30,369 some reality producers there. 221 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:33,342 - You should come. - I have an early call tomorrow. 222 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:34,945 And I'm kind of broken out. 223 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:36,682 You wanna be famous? 224 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:39,220 Find the people who can make things happen in this town 225 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,391 drunk at a party. 226 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,228 Make a good impression. 227 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:45,299 Someday the stars will cater to you. 228 00:10:48,006 --> 00:10:49,775 I'm Vanessa. Um. 229 00:10:51,178 --> 00:10:54,150 Just to say, I know who you are. 230 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:56,388 I saw you on Spring Break Challenge, 231 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,125 and I... I read your book. 232 00:10:58,126 --> 00:11:00,764 I knew I liked you. 233 00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:02,868 Here. 234 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:05,306 Put your address. I'll pick you up at 9:00. 235 00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:08,112 It's a mask party. 236 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,426 - Okay. - I... I don't get it. 237 00:11:32,427 --> 00:11:34,130 I thought you were going to pick me up. 238 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:36,434 I didn't realize it was going to be in a party bus. 239 00:11:36,435 --> 00:11:39,274 What's wrong with a party bus? It's a party. 240 00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:42,413 Here. 241 00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:45,086 The Trix Rabbit is kinda not the vibe. 242 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:47,090 Come on. 243 00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,280 ♪ Somebody please ♪ 244 00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:01,151 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 245 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:04,792 ♪ This is the part That we believe ♪ 246 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:08,298 ♪ Maybe our lives are not In vain... ♪ 247 00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:10,035 - Champagne? - No, thanks. 248 00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:11,806 Okay. 249 00:12:11,807 --> 00:12:12,941 ♪ Somebody please ♪ 250 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:15,212 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 251 00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:18,953 ♪ This is the part That we believe ♪ 252 00:12:18,954 --> 00:12:21,926 ♪ Maybe our lives are not In vain... ♪ 253 00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:24,331 Yeah. Thanks. 254 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,082 So there's no hot food. 255 00:12:34,151 --> 00:12:36,054 Hey, now! 256 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,191 An optometrist and an optician. 257 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,329 - Yeah. - Hmm. What's the difference? 258 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,433 Well, I just read numbers off the phoropter. 259 00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,972 Tawny is an artist. 260 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,911 You'd be amazed at how many faces are ruined by a bad frame. 261 00:12:47,912 --> 00:12:49,180 Most people can't tell you whether 262 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:50,349 they're square or heart-shaped. 263 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,451 - Hmm. What am I? - Oval. 264 00:12:51,452 --> 00:12:53,990 - You can wear anything. - Can I come by your store? 265 00:12:53,991 --> 00:12:55,994 Yeah. Next time you're in Scottsdale. 266 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,531 Wait, you came all the way from Arizona? 267 00:12:57,532 --> 00:13:00,102 We never miss a Sanctuary party. No, no, no. 268 00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:02,073 We've been to, uh... Let's see, Mexico City, 269 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,943 Reykjavik, Minneapolis, St. Paul... 270 00:13:03,944 --> 00:13:05,847 We're Delta Platinum because of Sanctuary. 271 00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,250 - Yeah. - Hmm. 272 00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:08,853 Oh. 273 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,095 Oh, my God. 274 00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:16,468 Oh, my God. 275 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,409 No. 276 00:13:21,479 --> 00:13:24,150 Hey. What's the matter? 277 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,520 Did somebody do something to you? 278 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,423 An optometrist stuck his finger in my ass. 279 00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:29,427 Why were you talking to an optometrist? 280 00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:31,431 Oh, my God. Are you a pimp or something? 281 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:32,433 No. 282 00:13:32,434 --> 00:13:33,636 If you're not in the mood, 283 00:13:33,637 --> 00:13:35,406 just eat the canapés and look pretty. 284 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,011 I don't think I can even really be here. 285 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:39,046 I'm on probation. 286 00:13:39,047 --> 00:13:40,884 Probation? For what? 287 00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:43,589 Shoplifting. At Old Navy. 288 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,627 Ugh, listen. 289 00:13:45,628 --> 00:13:49,501 There's plenty of overpaid, under-fucked men in there. 290 00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:53,041 So if the spirit moves you to get a little frisky, 291 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:55,312 there are worse places to catch a sugar daddy. 292 00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,450 I don't need a sugar daddy. 293 00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:59,454 That's how they get control of you. 294 00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:01,659 No, you don't need a sugar daddy. 295 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:04,665 Which is why you're boosting baby doll dresses from Old Navy. 296 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:08,438 You have to bargain with the devil if you wanna get ahead. 297 00:14:08,439 --> 00:14:12,046 I know you have dreams of getting discovered... 298 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:13,215 but that never happens. 299 00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:15,219 You were discovered. It says so in your book. 300 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,323 Yeah. But in real life, 301 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,327 I was a high school junior 302 00:14:19,328 --> 00:14:23,201 who showed her chest for a Girls Gone Wild T-shirt. 303 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:26,174 And one of the producers took me under his wing. 304 00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,517 But it all worked out though, right? 305 00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:33,255 The bus leaves at 7:00 a.m. 306 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,499 ♪ Can't help myself I like to watch ♪ 307 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,935 ♪ So I always keep The red light on ♪ 308 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,342 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 309 00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:01,444 - Who is that? - What the fuck? 310 00:15:01,445 --> 00:15:03,315 - Sorry. - Hmm. 311 00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:10,229 Hiding out? 312 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:15,640 Oh, um, I just don't feel very well. 313 00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:17,376 Oh, poor baby. 314 00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:20,182 - What is it? - I have, uh... 315 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:23,154 ...diarrhea. 316 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,155 Mmm, yucky. 317 00:15:26,529 --> 00:15:27,598 It's my house. 318 00:15:34,044 --> 00:15:35,479 There you are. 319 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,483 Thanks, um. 320 00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:39,254 I should let you get back out there. 321 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,626 Well, I kinda like the view in here. 322 00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:43,328 I like you. 323 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,366 Bad, bad baby. 324 00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,173 - I'm not bad. - Well, you put the light on in the other room. 325 00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:50,510 That made everybody shy. 326 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:52,648 Nobody seems that shy. 327 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,254 So, what are you, like a porn guy? 328 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,657 I'm a sports agent. 329 00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,661 My clients play all over the world, 330 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:00,964 and I'm on the road a lot. 331 00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:04,571 Do you go to a lot of Sanctuary parties? 332 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,976 Oh, yeah. It's kind of like my thing, you know? 333 00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:08,980 What about you? 334 00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:11,519 Is this your first time? 335 00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:14,424 Yes, I'm a virgin. 336 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:16,361 I see. 337 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,499 Waiting for Mr. Right, huh? 338 00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:23,041 Well, how about Mr. Right Now? 339 00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:28,318 Who are you? Did Deja bring you? 340 00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:29,555 Nobody brought me. 341 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,026 I'm from the future. 342 00:16:33,195 --> 00:16:34,565 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 343 00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:45,152 Mmm. 344 00:16:45,153 --> 00:16:46,187 Fuck. 345 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:47,824 What happened? 346 00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,060 It's my veneer. 347 00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,366 It popped out. 348 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,636 It's happened a few times before. 349 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,205 Really, it's no big deal. 350 00:16:57,243 --> 00:16:58,244 Where's the first aid kit? 351 00:16:58,245 --> 00:17:01,250 It's over there. It's-It's in the hallway closet. 352 00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:04,223 - Jesus Christ. - He's okay? 353 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,094 I swear, I'm never doing this again. 354 00:17:06,095 --> 00:17:07,764 Do you wanna know the God's honest truth? 355 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,701 Whenever I do one of these things, 356 00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:11,070 I always wind up in the kitchen. 357 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,340 - Well, that's hot. - Yeah. 358 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:15,613 Hot. 359 00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,349 - Exactly. - Look at your place. 360 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,786 Look at all your amazing stuff. 361 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,255 You don't have to prove anything. 362 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:24,397 I use an art consultant, music consultant. 363 00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:26,836 I've got a stylist. Look at me, I still look like shit. 364 00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:32,747 When I travel, 90% of the time, I just stay in my suite. 365 00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:35,118 My mother always told me, 366 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:36,755 "You're a leech on the talent class." 367 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,193 Well, it takes talent to discover talent. 368 00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:43,234 Jesus, I keep having this recurring dream 369 00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:44,671 that my teeth are falling out. 370 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,807 I looked it up. 371 00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:48,378 It means I'm insecure about sex. 372 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,650 And now my fucking teeth are falling out for real. 373 00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:53,522 Well, in my world, sex doesn't make a man. 374 00:17:53,523 --> 00:17:57,296 Bad news, Future Girl, the world that you're trapped in is mine. 375 00:17:57,297 --> 00:18:00,369 Well, the world sucks, and everyone knows it. 376 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,841 Shouldn't we try to change it? 377 00:18:02,842 --> 00:18:06,281 Is that what you're doing here tonight? Being the change? 378 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,485 I'm just... 379 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,527 trying to get somewhere. 380 00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:16,835 Sounds childish, but you know that song, 381 00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:19,675 "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid? 382 00:18:20,711 --> 00:18:22,580 That's how I feel, 383 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:26,522 like I'm way down below. 384 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:28,660 No one can even hear me. 385 00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:32,166 And there's this whole other level to life. 386 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,470 And that's where all the good stuff is. 387 00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:36,207 That's where I can be happy. 388 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,311 I'm always thinking, the people up there, 389 00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:41,484 do they even appreciate what they have? 390 00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:43,889 Like, have you ever even cooked a meal in this kitchen? 391 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,361 What do you think? 392 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:47,964 Look at this knife. 393 00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:50,803 It's probably worth, like, a thousand dollars. 394 00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:53,509 I wouldn't know. It was a Christmas gift from Shaq. 395 00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:10,308 I think you need someone to help you appreciate 396 00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:12,479 how amazing your life is. 397 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,252 I think you need someone that can show you 398 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:18,224 how beautiful a sunset is from the window of a Hyatt. 399 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:21,632 I think you need someone that you can take to a client dinner 400 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:25,540 and not worry about them having expectations about, 401 00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:27,343 mmm, 402 00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:30,215 - performance. - Mmm. 403 00:19:32,386 --> 00:19:35,225 Feels good to be really honest with someone, right? 404 00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:37,764 What are you thinking? 405 00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:41,371 I'm thinking, "When are you gonna rub my feet?" 406 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,920 - So good to have you. - Get home safe! 407 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,529 Well, quite a night. 408 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,332 - Thank you. - You're lovely. 409 00:19:56,401 --> 00:19:57,737 For my little knife wielder. 410 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,375 - Aw. Aw. - See you next time. 411 00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:03,215 Oh, thank you. 412 00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:04,918 Enjoy it. 413 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,622 I will. Bye. 414 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,657 Bye. 415 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,384 Hi. Um. 416 00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:22,754 Uh, my truck broke down. 417 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:28,398 No. Well, it broke down, and then it was hit by a big rig. 418 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:30,703 So you'll have to find someone else. Sorry. 419 00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,943 The honey badger got you car service. 420 00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:36,447 Wasn't so bad, was it? 421 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,784 Did you just lay back and say, 422 00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:41,825 "I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich"? 423 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,830 I kept his tooth. 424 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:48,773 Bye. 425 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,260 Hmm, where she trying to go? 426 00:21:15,392 --> 00:21:18,899 Let's give America the kind of comeback 427 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,337 that New Hampshire has just given me. 428 00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:25,646 It's so inflamed. 429 00:21:25,647 --> 00:21:28,619 God, it is like the Eye of Sauron. Lance it. 430 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,725 No, no. It will heal on its own. 431 00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:35,867 Tim stepped on a sea urchin once in Saint Lucia. 432 00:21:35,868 --> 00:21:36,803 Mm-hmm. 433 00:21:36,804 --> 00:21:39,006 Wouldn't let me get the splinter. 434 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,776 Almost lost his foot. 435 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:44,049 It's an ingrown hair, and Tim is a moron. 436 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,790 Oh, Donald. 437 00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:49,861 - No, it's true. - Oh. 438 00:21:50,998 --> 00:21:53,067 Wish it hadn't taken me so long to see 439 00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:56,407 that we were on such different journeys. 440 00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:57,510 Aaron Spelling died. 441 00:21:57,511 --> 00:21:59,046 Grown man obsessed 442 00:21:59,047 --> 00:22:01,417 with the friendships of teenagers. 443 00:22:01,418 --> 00:22:02,286 A little seedy. 444 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:05,660 But who am I to knock a winning formula? 445 00:22:05,661 --> 00:22:08,532 There's something wrong with this orange. 446 00:22:10,671 --> 00:22:12,507 Twenty-five years of marriage. You... 447 00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:16,380 You get into routines, 448 00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:18,953 and then one day you realize, 449 00:22:18,954 --> 00:22:21,090 "I have absolutely no idea who my husband is." 450 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,629 And you find out 451 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:29,106 he is someone who buys $3,000 thigh-high boots... 452 00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:33,582 ...for his Gyrotonics instructor. 453 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,786 You couldn't have known, Justine. 454 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:36,989 Yeah, well... 455 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,959 What's this? 456 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,934 - Bullshit. - Oh, it's just a bogus lawsuit. 457 00:22:42,935 --> 00:22:48,444 A nonprofit group bullied some of our tenants in Koreatown 458 00:22:48,445 --> 00:22:49,648 into suing us. 459 00:22:49,649 --> 00:22:52,520 People don't know the cost of upkeep 460 00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:53,822 of apartment buildings. 461 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:56,127 The carpets alone, it's simple economics. 462 00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:57,096 You're scaring me. 463 00:22:57,097 --> 00:22:59,466 I don't even know what a one-bedroom rents for. 464 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:00,536 Don't worry. 465 00:23:00,537 --> 00:23:01,705 You can stay here 466 00:23:01,706 --> 00:23:05,613 until you can support yourself with your jewelry business. 467 00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:10,221 Or until some old stallion comes along and snaps you up, 468 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,025 with your bedroom eyes. 469 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:16,735 You could do okay out there if you show a little décolletage, 470 00:23:16,736 --> 00:23:19,708 as they say in the Champs-Elysées. 471 00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:23,147 Donald, go and get changed. 472 00:23:23,148 --> 00:23:25,018 Randall will be here in an hour. 473 00:23:28,258 --> 00:23:32,633 I'll finish that. Real cherries, hmm. 474 00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:34,470 I feel like such a mess. 475 00:23:35,774 --> 00:23:38,779 You and Don seem like you're in such a good place. 476 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:39,848 We are. 477 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:45,025 She gets totally naked, 478 00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:47,730 and the limo driver says, "What's going on?" 479 00:23:47,731 --> 00:23:48,733 She doesn't care. 480 00:23:49,535 --> 00:23:53,575 Starts sucking me off, and I thank her. 481 00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:56,648 I thank her for making me feel good. 482 00:23:56,649 --> 00:23:59,020 She's 500 bucks a night, worth every dime. 483 00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:04,030 Mr. Sterling, the question was, is this your handwriting? 484 00:24:06,902 --> 00:24:08,672 Which part? 485 00:24:08,673 --> 00:24:10,676 "Happy birthday, Alexandra. 486 00:24:10,677 --> 00:24:12,680 You are fabulous and delicious. 487 00:24:12,681 --> 00:24:14,751 I adore you more than words can express." 488 00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:17,289 And then with the heart sign and the X's, 489 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,996 what you might write to someone you care for, a girlfriend. 490 00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:24,504 Is it uncommon to tell a prostitute she's delicious? 491 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,944 When she comes to my office and gets me hot and wet, 492 00:24:27,945 --> 00:24:29,547 I'd give her anything. 493 00:24:29,548 --> 00:24:30,816 It's a con. 494 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,887 Did you call my client "honey" on occasion? 495 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,958 If you're having sex with a prostitute, 496 00:24:34,959 --> 00:24:37,764 you call her "honey" if you don't remember the name. 497 00:24:37,765 --> 00:24:40,068 - Did you take her to Paris? - Took her to Paris for sex. 498 00:24:40,069 --> 00:24:44,209 It was all money for sex. Sex for money, money for sex. 499 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:46,581 Donny was the love of my life. 500 00:24:46,582 --> 00:24:49,219 We took my mother to Paris to show her we were serious. 501 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:52,627 "And Donny said, " Mommy, take her to the Champs-Elysées. 502 00:24:52,628 --> 00:24:54,964 Spend as much as you want, a million dollars a day..." 503 00:24:54,965 --> 00:24:56,100 Well, there you go. 504 00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:57,570 In her own deposition, 505 00:24:57,571 --> 00:25:01,243 it was a transactional relationship. 506 00:25:01,244 --> 00:25:03,582 Who's to even say this is her mother? 507 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,986 - It could be one of her hooker friends. - I'd been employed 508 00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:08,559 as a manicurist, but Donny didn't want me to work. 509 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,596 We talked about starting a family, 510 00:25:10,597 --> 00:25:11,998 but I wasn't getting pregnant. 511 00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:13,267 But out of nowhere, 512 00:25:13,268 --> 00:25:15,606 he said I didn't make him feel good anymore. 513 00:25:15,607 --> 00:25:17,275 I got served with this lawsuit three days later. 514 00:25:17,276 --> 00:25:20,081 She dreamed up this fictional relationship 515 00:25:20,082 --> 00:25:23,622 to justify keeping the house she conned him into buying for her. 516 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,225 Look, I know that you were hoping 517 00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:28,264 to reclaim the gifts you gave Alexandra, Mr. Sterling, 518 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:31,270 but I want to recommend that you settle. 519 00:25:31,271 --> 00:25:34,878 We have more profound legal problems looming. 520 00:25:34,879 --> 00:25:36,848 It looks like the DOJ has resolved 521 00:25:36,849 --> 00:25:38,151 to bring a suit against you 522 00:25:38,152 --> 00:25:40,155 for housing discrimination. 523 00:25:40,156 --> 00:25:43,762 I-I thought it was just a nonprofit group. 524 00:25:43,763 --> 00:25:46,835 If the DOJ prevails, it'll be on behalf of your tenants, 525 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,173 not just in Koreatown, but all over the city. 526 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,144 Settle my ass. 527 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,259 I found the mini bagels Donald wanted in onion... 528 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:02,299 Damn it, Justine. Not onion. 529 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:06,173 And I got organic oranges. 530 00:26:06,174 --> 00:26:09,046 Here's your Amex. 531 00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:12,687 And I got the finishing touch 532 00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:16,127 to the pequeño regalo 533 00:26:16,929 --> 00:26:19,835 that I have been making 534 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:21,970 for you. 535 00:26:23,676 --> 00:26:24,676 You hate it. 536 00:26:25,212 --> 00:26:26,748 Ah. 537 00:26:26,749 --> 00:26:27,851 I love it. 538 00:26:29,253 --> 00:26:33,629 Shelly, you know, I am a little bit psychic, 539 00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:37,302 and in my position, I am no one to judge. 540 00:26:39,173 --> 00:26:43,080 Don and I have been dealing with a stalker. 541 00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:47,422 He had a con artist who got him to buy her a house. 542 00:26:47,423 --> 00:26:51,898 Well, it turns out that maybe she was his girlfriend, 543 00:26:51,899 --> 00:26:55,371 and that Don and this woman were even 544 00:26:55,372 --> 00:26:57,375 going to have children together, 545 00:26:57,376 --> 00:27:00,983 and that Donald wanted me to sue her for her house, 546 00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:03,087 not because she was a con artist, 547 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:06,761 but because they broke up. 548 00:27:06,762 --> 00:27:08,899 And now the Justice Department 549 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:13,040 is looking into that stupid housing discrimination suit. 550 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:17,817 I don't understand. So, they say it's discrimination? 551 00:27:17,818 --> 00:27:21,925 They say it's not right to put the Korean flag in our ads 552 00:27:21,926 --> 00:27:26,133 because it's telling tenants we prefer Korean applicants 553 00:27:26,134 --> 00:27:29,774 over... other races. 554 00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:34,350 And one woman in the suit... 555 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:41,865 They're saying she died because of us. 556 00:27:41,866 --> 00:27:46,842 - Well, that can't be true. - Well, she is dead. 557 00:27:48,244 --> 00:27:50,382 - How did she die? - A stroke. 558 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:52,820 Distress. 559 00:27:52,821 --> 00:27:54,757 Her daughter testified. 560 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:57,897 When she rang for repairs, 561 00:27:57,898 --> 00:28:02,305 one of our supervisors reported that Don said, 562 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:05,178 "Is she one of those Black people who smell? 563 00:28:05,179 --> 00:28:08,852 Just evict the B-I-T-C-H." 564 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,390 This is all what Randall told us. 565 00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:16,133 We haven't listened to the tenant depositions. 566 00:28:16,134 --> 00:28:20,008 I think we should listen to the deposition. 567 00:28:20,009 --> 00:28:21,410 Listen to the daughter. 568 00:28:21,411 --> 00:28:24,049 Shelly. 569 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,320 One thing I am learning on my divorce journey: 570 00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:30,863 You cannot change the past, but you have to confront it. 571 00:28:30,864 --> 00:28:33,969 You've already listened to the girlfriend. 572 00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:36,107 That was brave. 573 00:28:36,642 --> 00:28:38,177 Now, let's keep going. 574 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,058 My name is Ebony Jones. 575 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:46,160 My mother, Kandynce, 576 00:28:46,161 --> 00:28:48,064 was a plaintiff in the lawsuit 577 00:28:48,065 --> 00:28:50,035 against Donald and Shelly Sterling. 578 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,174 She died last year. 579 00:28:53,175 --> 00:28:56,548 My mother was an award-winning hairstylist 580 00:28:56,549 --> 00:28:58,786 who trained with Vidal Sassoon. 581 00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:01,156 When I was 12, 582 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,160 my mother developed sickle cell anemia, 583 00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:05,164 which took her eyesight. 584 00:29:05,165 --> 00:29:06,935 She was still so stylish. 585 00:29:06,936 --> 00:29:09,473 People didn't realize she was blind. 586 00:29:09,474 --> 00:29:14,116 My mother had already lived in the Ardmore for eight years 587 00:29:14,117 --> 00:29:15,418 when the Sterlings bought it. 588 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,859 At first, the toilet broke. 589 00:29:19,895 --> 00:29:24,003 My mother had to dispose of her waste in plastic bags. 590 00:29:25,873 --> 00:29:26,941 One day I came over, 591 00:29:26,942 --> 00:29:28,110 and my mother was standing in 592 00:29:28,111 --> 00:29:29,781 three inches of flood water. 593 00:29:31,017 --> 00:29:33,187 They didn't want to fix anything. 594 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,489 They just wanted her to leave. 595 00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:37,429 And I was, like, "Mom, you have to move out." 596 00:29:39,033 --> 00:29:41,337 But she wouldn't. And she told me... 597 00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:45,245 "You have to stand for something, 598 00:29:46,314 --> 00:29:47,583 or you stand for nothing." 599 00:30:01,177 --> 00:30:04,083 - How are you feeling? - Sad. 600 00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:08,391 But good for confronting it. Thank you. 601 00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,531 Are you gonna talk to her? To Ebony? 602 00:30:11,532 --> 00:30:13,902 - What for? - To take responsibility. 603 00:30:13,903 --> 00:30:15,873 Could be very healing for her. 604 00:30:15,874 --> 00:30:18,310 And if she told people I apologized? 605 00:30:18,311 --> 00:30:21,918 You're asking me to break publicly with Donald. 606 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,324 You mean the guy who told you 607 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,395 his girlfriend was a con artist 608 00:30:27,396 --> 00:30:29,233 so you would sue her? 609 00:30:30,402 --> 00:30:34,276 What do you think Donald would say if he saw that deposition? 610 00:30:34,277 --> 00:30:37,917 He'd call Ebony Jones a B-I-T-C-H too. 611 00:30:37,918 --> 00:30:40,021 Look, I ditched the bad guy. 612 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,060 And I am here to tell you from the other side, 613 00:30:43,061 --> 00:30:45,900 life is much less stressful. 614 00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:50,041 There's nobody keeping you awake, snoring. 615 00:30:51,477 --> 00:30:53,181 You don't have to wear makeup. 616 00:30:54,951 --> 00:30:58,925 And you and I, we could go to Bollywood Night at the Bowl. 617 00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:02,032 We could find a great Ethiopian place. 618 00:31:03,569 --> 00:31:08,177 We could go to Canyon Ranch and get every kind of massage. 619 00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:09,914 It sounds nice. 620 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:12,520 Her number's right here. 621 00:31:14,223 --> 00:31:15,291 Let's call her. 622 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:17,428 What? Now? 623 00:31:24,611 --> 00:31:26,180 News is official as of today. 624 00:31:26,181 --> 00:31:28,184 Karl Rove has been exonerated. 625 00:31:28,185 --> 00:31:29,587 He's not gonna face criminal charges 626 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,358 for leaking the name of a CIA operative. 627 00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:34,095 So my first question to you all: 628 00:31:34,096 --> 00:31:35,298 Why is President Bush still... 629 00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:37,937 Listen, I think we should settle. 630 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:42,312 Those depositions are gonna go public, Donald. 631 00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:46,453 If we draw this out, some reporter is going to quote you 632 00:31:46,454 --> 00:31:48,725 going on about sucking and licking. 633 00:31:48,726 --> 00:31:52,265 And everyone's gonna read all the horrible things 634 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:54,202 the tenants say about us. 635 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:59,012 So? People throw away their newspapers. People forget. 636 00:31:59,013 --> 00:32:01,283 It could be a problem with the NBA. 637 00:32:01,284 --> 00:32:04,022 Do you think David Stern is gonna touch a hair 638 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,659 on my pubic region? 639 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:08,999 He just got a $30 million extension 640 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,738 as commissioner because of my committee. 641 00:32:11,739 --> 00:32:15,411 Nobody's coming after us. You're being paranoid. 642 00:32:15,412 --> 00:32:17,248 Trying to undermine 643 00:32:17,249 --> 00:32:20,689 our military's efforts in Iraq to root out WMDs. 644 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:25,231 - Oh, Donald, your cyst popped. - Gladys has a spray. 645 00:32:25,232 --> 00:32:27,168 Get off my sofa! 646 00:32:27,169 --> 00:32:31,310 You're like Pigpen in Peanuts, you leave a mess everywhere. 647 00:32:31,311 --> 00:32:33,682 Go away. I want you out. 648 00:32:33,683 --> 00:32:35,719 ...allow our presidents to lead our country. 649 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,190 Wait, are you talking about splitting up? 650 00:32:38,191 --> 00:32:39,527 ...seeing a president get attacked 651 00:32:39,528 --> 00:32:40,808 for trying to do the right thing. 652 00:32:45,205 --> 00:32:47,008 You want me to take these to Goodwill? 653 00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:48,243 No, honey. 654 00:32:48,244 --> 00:32:52,519 Put them in Mr. Sterling's taxi, and let's wash the bed linen. 655 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,991 - Okay. - Get his smell outta here. 656 00:32:58,364 --> 00:32:59,364 Hmm. 657 00:33:06,314 --> 00:33:07,382 We'll be concentrating 658 00:33:07,383 --> 00:33:09,419 on your experiences as general manager of the Clippers. 659 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,056 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 660 00:33:28,391 --> 00:33:30,562 Now Commissioner David Stern has instituted 661 00:33:30,563 --> 00:33:32,365 a mandatory dress code. 662 00:33:32,366 --> 00:33:35,104 The dress code applies to players at game arenas 663 00:33:35,105 --> 00:33:37,509 and while traveling to and from games. 664 00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:39,379 Now consider Richard "Rip" Hamilton. 665 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:41,517 Under the new dress code, he would have three strikes. 666 00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:44,089 He's wearing a medallion outside his clothing. 667 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,458 That is a violation. 668 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,061 He is also wearing headgear 669 00:33:47,062 --> 00:33:48,598 presumably not approved by his team, 670 00:33:48,599 --> 00:33:51,103 or, quote, "appropriate" to the event. 671 00:33:51,104 --> 00:33:53,107 And he is not wearing a collared dress shirt 672 00:33:53,108 --> 00:33:54,242 or a turtleneck. 673 00:33:54,243 --> 00:33:56,648 We're looking for some more uniformity 674 00:33:56,649 --> 00:33:58,217 and some sense of professionalism. 675 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:05,621 ♪ Happy Christmas ♪ 676 00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:10,341 Good job. Give me that. 677 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:11,778 What a great girl. 678 00:34:13,348 --> 00:34:15,485 Wonderful. Let's go sit here for a minute, hmm? 679 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,595 It's a respectful offer, Elgin. 680 00:34:20,596 --> 00:34:22,599 It's a termination letter. 681 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,273 No, no, no. You're... You're still part of the organization. 682 00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:27,342 It's a... 683 00:34:27,910 --> 00:34:29,246 It's a new role. 684 00:34:29,781 --> 00:34:30,616 A transition... 685 00:34:30,617 --> 00:34:32,786 Transition to making half my salary, 686 00:34:32,787 --> 00:34:36,260 so you can use my name without having to hear my voice. 687 00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:38,732 Elgin, come on. 688 00:34:39,534 --> 00:34:41,571 Don't be like that. It's Christmas. 689 00:34:41,572 --> 00:34:43,742 It's a... It's a party. 690 00:34:45,278 --> 00:34:47,282 We haven't even done Secret Santa yet. 691 00:34:48,752 --> 00:34:51,390 Okay. I'm your Santa. 692 00:34:53,294 --> 00:34:55,131 Uh, I-I got you a Wii Fit. 693 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,439 I don't want a Wii Fit. I want my job. 694 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:04,583 Elgin, you served the Clippers for 22 years as GM. 695 00:35:04,584 --> 00:35:06,788 That-That's something to crow about. 696 00:35:06,789 --> 00:35:09,593 I mean, only 30 of those jobs in the whole world. 697 00:35:09,594 --> 00:35:12,733 And I've been the lowest paid by a long shot. 698 00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:15,271 From a certain viewpoint, you know, uh, 699 00:35:15,272 --> 00:35:18,343 other franchises are more lucrative. 700 00:35:18,344 --> 00:35:22,886 And other GMs, frankly, have a better track record. 701 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,892 So, some-some people, given those facts, 702 00:35:25,893 --> 00:35:29,600 might look at this and say, "Heck, you make a lot of money." 703 00:35:29,601 --> 00:35:30,869 Andy, don't play with me. 704 00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:32,573 ♪ Happy Christmas... ♪ 705 00:35:32,574 --> 00:35:35,746 For years, I've put up with being called the worst GM 706 00:35:35,747 --> 00:35:37,281 in NBA history, 707 00:35:37,282 --> 00:35:40,454 taking all the heat for our sorry record. 708 00:35:40,455 --> 00:35:42,793 Even in this dang office. 709 00:35:44,531 --> 00:35:48,370 I hear colleagues talking over the bathroom stalls, 710 00:35:48,371 --> 00:35:52,212 "Elgin's got no vision. Elgin's apathetic." 711 00:35:52,847 --> 00:35:55,719 And not once did I said a word 712 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,760 about all the trades that I couldn't get Donald to approve. 713 00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:03,434 Not once have I told a reporter 714 00:36:03,435 --> 00:36:07,342 about the bare-bones operation we've had for years. 715 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:12,385 Losing kills me, Andy. 716 00:36:12,386 --> 00:36:16,393 ♪ Happy Christmas... ♪ 717 00:36:16,394 --> 00:36:18,732 You never won anything, so you don't know. 718 00:36:20,503 --> 00:36:21,771 It kills me. 719 00:36:25,713 --> 00:36:28,250 But I thought, why tell the world? 720 00:36:28,251 --> 00:36:29,553 You get embarrassed on a play, 721 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:31,490 you don't let your opponent know. 722 00:36:34,697 --> 00:36:37,870 But the things I could have done for this team... 723 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:42,378 if I had been given the resources. 724 00:36:47,824 --> 00:36:49,392 Okay, um. 725 00:36:54,369 --> 00:36:56,941 When I get to feeling down, you know what I do? 726 00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:00,516 I look in the mirror and I say to myself, 727 00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:03,721 "You know how lucky you are 728 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:08,030 to have had this incredible career in the NBA?" 729 00:37:08,031 --> 00:37:11,671 You were 25 when you started with the Clippers. 730 00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:14,644 What had you accomplished? Good grades? 731 00:37:15,345 --> 00:37:16,681 You are lucky. 732 00:37:17,817 --> 00:37:19,452 - I was... - No. 733 00:37:19,453 --> 00:37:21,691 True. It's a bad comparison. 734 00:37:21,692 --> 00:37:24,497 You were great. You... One of the greats. 735 00:37:26,868 --> 00:37:29,406 Okay. I'm gonna... I'm gonna go back out there. 736 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:31,778 Um. 737 00:37:33,782 --> 00:37:35,719 There are a lot of our colleagues who would love 738 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,857 to have one last happy night with you. 739 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,797 I wanna talk to Donald. 740 00:37:41,798 --> 00:37:44,504 Uh. No, he's at a... He's at a charity event. 741 00:37:45,371 --> 00:37:46,439 Look, Elgin, if he'd known 742 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,343 that you were gonna be so unhappy with our offer... 743 00:37:48,344 --> 00:37:49,880 He was just here. 744 00:37:49,881 --> 00:37:52,886 And now he's tied up, my friend. 745 00:37:52,887 --> 00:37:54,957 Call him and tell him I'm going to sue. 746 00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:57,428 Sue? For what? 747 00:37:57,429 --> 00:37:58,765 Unlawful termination. 748 00:37:58,766 --> 00:38:01,571 No, Elgin, you're not being fired. 749 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:04,008 Racial discrimination for years. 750 00:38:04,009 --> 00:38:05,879 Okay. Who... Who... 751 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,520 Who are you accusing of racial discrimination? 752 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,757 - Donald. You. - So... 753 00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:14,897 M-Me? Me? Me? 754 00:38:14,898 --> 00:38:18,036 You and Donald and the NBA. 755 00:38:18,037 --> 00:38:21,611 You're gonna sue the NBA? 756 00:38:21,612 --> 00:38:24,917 What was David Stern doing while Donald was paying millions 757 00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:28,457 to make housing discrimination suits go away? 758 00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:29,393 Uh... 759 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,795 What was the commissioner doing 760 00:38:30,796 --> 00:38:32,064 while Donald was screaming 761 00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:37,643 at the young men who played for us, destroying their confidence? 762 00:38:37,644 --> 00:38:39,613 The commissioner was making sure 763 00:38:39,614 --> 00:38:42,519 our players didn't wear baggy pants. 764 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,924 He was trying to make the league successful internationally. 765 00:38:44,925 --> 00:38:47,428 Elgin, you know that. He couldn't do that with a... 766 00:38:48,097 --> 00:38:50,602 With what? Look around, Andy. 767 00:38:50,603 --> 00:38:52,940 Donald may be the only owner talking 768 00:38:52,941 --> 00:38:55,144 like he's on the plantation, 769 00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:57,415 but he's not the only one acting like it. 770 00:38:57,416 --> 00:39:01,423 So, what? It's just all one big conspiracy? 771 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:03,561 How many Black owners are there? 772 00:39:03,562 --> 00:39:05,632 Okay, well, now you're getting into who has the money 773 00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:06,701 in this country, and... 774 00:39:06,702 --> 00:39:09,840 Okay. Let's count Black executives. 775 00:39:09,841 --> 00:39:10,942 Starting with you? 776 00:39:10,943 --> 00:39:14,717 Fine. Why did Donald hire me? 777 00:39:14,718 --> 00:39:17,054 Did you ever wonder that? 778 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:21,029 To entice players he wouldn't pay. 779 00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:24,804 Oh, I... 780 00:39:25,606 --> 00:39:26,807 Okay, fine. 781 00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:29,112 But you spent your entire life in the NBA, 782 00:39:29,113 --> 00:39:31,082 you're the worst possible messenger. 783 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:34,857 People are gonna think, "If Elgin was really so unhappy, 784 00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:36,961 why didn't he just leave?" 785 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:41,537 With the stain on me from this team's reputation? 786 00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:46,113 Where was I going to go? 787 00:39:47,015 --> 00:39:48,551 You can understand that. 788 00:39:53,027 --> 00:39:55,966 Elgin. You're gonna lose. 789 00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:06,721 People need to know. 790 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,608 A jury rejected Elgin Baylor's claim 791 00:40:50,609 --> 00:40:53,213 of discrimination by the NBA and Donald Sterling, 792 00:40:53,214 --> 00:40:56,554 giving the league a resounding victory over the former GM. 793 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,558 One OG who doesn't get enough recognition 794 00:40:58,559 --> 00:40:59,660 is Elgin Baylor. 795 00:40:59,661 --> 00:41:01,997 Nobody played above the rim before him. 796 00:41:01,998 --> 00:41:04,737 Dude averaged more points per game than LeBron. 797 00:41:06,073 --> 00:41:07,074 When he was with the Lakers, 798 00:41:07,075 --> 00:41:09,680 a segregated hotel in West Virginia wouldn't give 799 00:41:09,681 --> 00:41:11,182 the Black players rooms. 800 00:41:11,183 --> 00:41:13,220 So Baylor sat out the game, 801 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:16,894 in the first ever boycott in the NBA. 802 00:41:16,895 --> 00:41:18,664 The situation in Los Angeles 803 00:41:18,665 --> 00:41:21,202 forced the NBA to reschedule game four 804 00:41:21,203 --> 00:41:23,106 of the Jazz/Clippers series. 805 00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:25,545 No word on when the playoffs might resume, 806 00:41:25,546 --> 00:41:27,983 but the unrest has Clippers GM, Elgin Baylor, 807 00:41:27,984 --> 00:41:31,991 wondering if this moment is bigger than basketball. 808 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,295 I think what's going on here in Los Angeles 809 00:41:34,296 --> 00:41:37,969 is far more important than playing a basketball game. 810 00:41:37,970 --> 00:41:40,575 We were excited about getting to the playoffs. 811 00:41:40,576 --> 00:41:42,044 First time we've been in the playoffs 812 00:41:42,045 --> 00:41:43,781 since we've been the Clippers. 813 00:41:43,782 --> 00:41:47,321 But I think everyone's put that on the back burner. 814 00:41:47,322 --> 00:41:49,092 Tomorrow's game was supposed to take place 815 00:41:49,093 --> 00:41:50,829 at the LA Sports Arena, 816 00:41:50,830 --> 00:41:52,331 which sits in the center of the turmoil, 817 00:41:52,332 --> 00:41:54,102 currently engulfing the Southland. 818 00:42:06,628 --> 00:42:08,330 Why are you on my court? 819 00:42:17,048 --> 00:42:18,150 Ladies and gentlemen, 820 00:42:18,151 --> 00:42:19,352 we're back in Los Angeles. 821 00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:20,989 It's just after midnight... 822 00:42:23,862 --> 00:42:25,164 Be sure to check for any belongings 823 00:42:25,165 --> 00:42:26,366 in your overhead compartment. 824 00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:29,874 Wakey-wakey, honey. We're back. 825 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,225 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 61639

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.