All language subtitles for Cheers.S05E05.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE

Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

Oh, says here there's another sighting
of the Loch Ness monster.

- Oh, yeah?
- Can you believe that?

There's even a picture of him.

Wow, looks kinda like
President Reagan.

That is Reagan.

The other picture's the monster.

I wonder if they'll ever
catch that thing, huh?

Well, I for one hope they never do.

I mean, do any of us
really want to see that poor beast

Hauled out of the water
and put on display in some side show?

Well, I sure would.

You know, we could all go together.
I don't mind driving.

But you see, Woody--

You know, it would be kinda fun,
we could pack a lunch.

No, Woody--

All right, who wants
peanut butter and jelly

And who wants bologna?

Woody, they--

I'll have one of each, all right?

Hey, Carla.
How's that house hunting going, huh?

Does that answer your question?

Yes. Very nicely.

Boy, I'll tell you, it's hopeless.

I've looked everywhere
in the Boston area

And I just cannot find a house
within my price range.

After scrimping
and saving for years,

I think I got finally
enough set aside

for a little place

and find out I ain't got squat.

Well, what's the big rush?
Your apartment's fine.

No, it's not.

My kids get bigger,
my apartment gets smaller.

I don't know what it's like
to be alone in the bathroom anymore.

What's it like, Sam?

Is it everything people say it is?

More. Much, much more.

I knew it.

Hello, everyone.

Hi.

Sam, I happen to be free tonight.

If certain gentlemen
should happen to knock on my door,

say, about 7:30,

I wouldn't be adverse to going out.

I sure hope you get lucky...

Because I did. I got myself
a hot date tonight.

I see what you're doing.

Even though I eventually
agreed to marry you,

you're still smarting from the sting
of my initial rejection,

and looking for ways
to punish me.

No, I'm not going out
with other women to punish you.

That's just one of the perks.

If you're trying to make me jealous,
you can stop.

I want you to date these women.

While they may look
better in leotards--

Then again, they may not--

They can't compare
to the total package

you've experienced with me.

Oh, I see. We're talking brains.

Listen, I'll have you know
that Tiffany happens to be

A very exceptional young woman.

Oh, yes, Tiffany,

the girl with the IQ of a lamp.

Let me describe her for you.

Spandex wardrobe,
spends all of her time in a gym.

Breasts that would provide
shade for a small boy.

You're not even close.

You're so far from being close.

She makes me crazy.
Did you hear that?

Yep.

Hi, can I speak
to Tiffany, please?

I don't know.
Try the aerobics class.

Yeah, yeah.

Just tell her that Sam
can't make it tonight.

Something's upset his stomach.

Yeah. Thank you.

Whew. Boy.

Got to be somebody
in here with a brain.

I mean, I don't even care
if she's good-looking.

You got a sister, Frasier?

No.

You have a dress?

What's the occasion?

Ah, tutti-frutti
on the rutti.

Oh, boy, what a good,
gracious afternoon

to every one of you wonderful people.

Yo, Cliff ie. Cheer up, bud.

Ah, Normie, I'm a happy man.

I started a new route today.

Where is it?

Meadowview Acres, you know,
just north of the airport.

It's a real plum.

Yeah, best route in the city.

Yeah, no one else
wanted it, huh?

Are you kidding?

It's a nesting ground
for stewardesses out there.

There's a houseful of them
living all together,

- and they're nuts about me.
- How do you know that, Mr. Clavin?

Woody, they stand behind the curtain
laughing and giggling,

the way women do
when they're taken with a man.

Can I have a couple of drafts, Woody?

Oh, hey, Carla, listen,

if you're still searching out
a new house,

I got a doosy
out there on my route.

- I wrote out the particulars.
- Give me this.

Meadowview Acres.

I know where that is.
I couldn't afford it--

Hey, this thing
is in my price range,

which means that it's either
built on quicksand

or is currently on fire.

Look, Carla, I looked at it
and it looked all right to me.

Come on, Carla, check it out.
What do you got to lose?

You really think I should?

Yeah, remember what
your horoscope said today?

"Take a chance.
Explore other avenues."

That's right.

And you know what, that jives
with my other two horoscopes,

my tarot cards,

and Madame Lavinda's
latest palm reading.

I think I better go give
this thing a look-see.

I'll be back later.

Yeah, bye-bye.

Hey, Mr. Peterson, I'm a Leo.

What's my horoscope say?

"Young bartender should refill mug

of thirsty patron at corner bar."

Those things are so vague,
they could apply to anyone.

Sammy, Sammy, listen!
I went to see that house,

and it was perfect.
I mean, listen to this.

Me and the older kids
can have rooms of our own.

And there's this big kitchen

with formica
as far as the eye can see.

And there's grass, Sammy.

I mean, can you imagine
having grass of your very own

to water and mow

and lie down in naked
anytime you want?

That's the American dream,
all right.

Oh, oh, oh,
there's a fireplace.

Finally the kids
are going to have a place

where they're supposed
to start a fire.

I'm so excited!
I don't know what to do!

Carla, you're talking like
you've already bought the place.

I did!

- You what?
- I bought it!

I did it!

How about that, huh?

They took my first offer.
Went through without a hitch.

Your very first
offer?

Yeah, yeah, they could see
I'd be a tough negotiator

and buckled under.

Oh! Well, when do you move in?

In a few weeks, I gotta wait
for the loan to clear.

But the guy at the bank
said not to worry.

So I'm not going to.

Life is too wonderful
to worry.

- Thank you!
- Carla, Carla.

Don't you think
there's somebody else

You ought to say something to?

Cliff.

Stop. Don't move.
Don't turn around.

Don't say anything.

Just look at the floor.

- Huh?
- Just do as I said.

Cliff, I want to thank you
for telling me about the house.

- You're welcome.
- Oh, puke! I knew you'd get mushy.

I see the search for intelligent
forms of life continues.

Do you mind?
You're in my light.

I am your light.

Happy hunting.

- Good evening, everybody.
- Norm!

- What's shaking, Mr. Peterson?
- What isn't?

You haven't heard.

Carla bought that house
I told her about.

And she knew
its history?

What do you mean?

Well, the asking price just seemed
a little low for that area,

so I did a little
checking on my own.

Oh, no, I don't think
I want to hear this.

Yeah, apparently the house is built

directly over the graveyard
of a 17th-century prison.

Ohh... God.

Wasn't exactly
a white collar prison, either.

It was the worst murderers
and cutthroats of their time.

They executed hundreds of them.

Local legend has it
that they're going to rise from the grave

and seek revenge on whoever
dares to live there.

Well, we all know
how superstitious Carla is.

Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

- What's with him?
- He forgot his dry cleaning.

Let me have a scotch
and an Irish coffee.

I guess she doesn't know
about it, huh?

Of course she doesn't know.

Would you buy a house
that had that kind of history?

Houses have karmas.

Look at her, she's so happy.

But she has a right to know.

I don't know.

It's always dangerous
to mess with Carla,

but especially when she's happy.

Like when Frankenstein was playing
with the little girl, you know?

It's a bad time
to go up to him with a torch.

Terrible time,
terrible, terrible time.

I don't know, I think Diane's right,

I think we should tell her.

Maybe it's not too late
to do something about it.

- Hey, Carla.
- Yeah, Sam?

I got something to tell you
about the house,

something not great.

I knew it.

Carla Tortelli,
when will you ever learn?

After all these years
of heartbreak,

you still get your hopes up.

Okay, get it over with.

What's wrong with it?

Diane.

Carla, your house is built

over a 17th-century prison graveyard.

That's it?

Thank god! I thought
you were gonna say it had dry rot!

Dry rot. Oh, not that.

So how's the new
home-owner, huh?

Fine. Just great.

Well, are you still living
out of those cardboard boxes?

Yeah. You know how it is.

You know, Carla,
I really admire you.

It took such courage

To overlook
the unhallowed ground

On which your house is built.

I know I would have
my last earthly moment of rest

In that house
the moment I moved in.

Why, I could no more
close my eyes

in that caldron of blood
than sever my own arm.

Hey, Diane...

Oh, yes. Well...

Angels on your pillow.

You know, I get this feeling
in my gut

that something's bothering Carla.

I'm going to find out
what it is.

Hey, uh, so, Carla,
how's the house?

It's a great house!
It's a wonderful house!

It's the best house in the world!

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Did you find a problem
after you moved in?

No...

Because I haven't
actually moved in yet.

So...

You are bothered by
the house's history?

Of course I'm bothered by it!

I saw "poltergeist".

Do you think I want
to end up in the TV?

I just didn't say anything before

because I didn't want anyone
to know I was scared.

Sammy, there's something
evil in that house.

Something cold
and clammy and horrible.

It doesn't want me there.

Carla, I've had phobias before.

And I've found that

the first essential step
in overcoming one

is to confront it.

I'll bet if you spent one night,

God help you, in that house,

your fears would be licked.

Hey, you're not going to
let anything

stand in the way
of your dreams, are you?

No, I'm not.

I've never been a quitter.

I'm going to spend tonight
in that house.

Good for you, Carla.

Damn right.

I'm going to conquer
this thing!

I'm not going to let any demons

from the other world
deny me my house.

Last chance to stop me.

Only ten more hours to go.

What are you two
ding-a-lings doing here?

We came to spend
the night.

And, uh...

...I brought you
a little pizza with anchovy.

I hate anchovies.

- Yeah, me, too.
- Then let's eat, huh?

Hey, you know, this is
a nice place, Carla.

Oh, yeah, what a great
fireplace here.

Yeah, super living room.

Yeah, you know,
with a little fresh paint

and some new wallpaper,
you'll have some, uh...

...fresh paint
and new wallpaper.

Look, I appreciate
what you guys are trying to do,

but it's not necessary. I'm fine.

Sure, you're fine.
It's a terrific place, Carla.

It's got a really nice feeling
in here, it's warm and cozy.

Have you checked out
the rest of the place yet?

No. I thought it might be
a good idea to have a beer first.

Yeah, I find that pretty much applies
to just about everything.

- What was that?
- A hound from hell?

No, no, no.
That was a Dalmatian.

I'd say probably six, seven years old.

Definitely neutered.

I've never been bitten
by that breed, but--

- What was that?
- It was a telephone.

Keep an eye on Indiana Jones here, huh?

I do not have a good feeling
about this place, Cliff.

All right, Normie, look.

We said we're going
to stick it out

and that's exactly
what we're going to do.

All right, going gets tough,
you can count on Norm Peterson.

Well, that was Sam.

Vera called.
She wants you to come home.

Yep, I'm out of here.

Norm!

Norm, come on. I mean,

since when are you in such a rush
to get home to Vera?

Since you moved in
over a graveyard, Carla.

Guys, look, I'm sorry.

I don't know.

Scary stuff...
just scares me.

Hey, hey, Normie.
You're driving!

Well, I guess it's just
the two of us, huh?

Yep. You can take off too, you know.

There's nothing keeping you here.

Yeah, I know.

I love that song.

I went to a lot of dances
in high school.

You were a dancer?

No, no, I was on
the decorating committee.

I still have crepe paper
stains on my fingers.

I remember watching
all those kids out there having

one hell of a time.

And boy, I'd love
to be out there with them.

But I could never find
a partner to practice with.

Fascinating.

Hey, hey, keep your grubby fingers
off my piece there.

Hey, Carla.
you know something?

This is the first time
we've ever been alone together.

Please, I'm eating.

Can I ask you a question?

Who's stopping you?

How come you're always
getting on me?

Is it my fault
you're such a yutz?

And as long as we're
asking questions,

what are you
doing here tonight?

Well, I'm having a little beer
and a little pizza

and helping a friend
through a scary night.

You think I'm scared?
I'm not scared.

Carla, look,
it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Remember what Ernest Hemingway said.

Would you shut up?

No, I think that was Jack London.

Look, Carla.

I feel a little responsible
for getting you into this.

I just thought you needed somebody
who would be here with you.

I don't need anybody,
least of all you.

All right. Fine.

Cliff.

You know, uh...

I taught a couple of guys
to dance in my day.

So?

So, nothing.

First rule,

no stepping on
the teacher's feet.

Ha ha, well...

Yes, ma'am.

Give me your hands.

Loosen up, would you?
I don't bite.

Well, not you.

All right...

Rock...walk.

Rock...don't bounce.

Rock...walk.

- Rock...walk.
- Rock...walk.

There you go.

Hey! hey!

What was your leg
doing underneath my head?

I don't know.

I was asleep.

I didn't even enjoy it.

You better not have.

What time is it?

4:30 in the morning.

It'll be dawn soon.

Hey, I did it!

I stayed here all night.

The spell is broken!
Thank you, Cliff!

Thank you, thank you!

Wonder how long
she's been wanting to do that.

It's going to be okay.

My luck is finally changing.

Hey, can you feel it?

Uh, feel what?

The house. It's different now.

It likes me. It wants me.

You know what,

I think I'm going to put
the couch right over here,

and the oil painting
of me and Elvis on that wall.

And the easy chair...

What's that?

I don't know.

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
They're coming to get us!

They're going to drag us
back down to the grave with them!

Oh, God, save us!

Aah! No!

No, wait, Carla!
I know what that is!

It's not the dead
coming out of the grave

to feast on human flesh.

It's an I-1011 wide-body.

The sounds are very similar.

And I understand that
during foggy weather,

they have to reroute those babies
to runway 29, and...

It must be near here.

Do you mean...

That this house...

My house...

ls at the end of a runway?

And that was a wide-body jet

landing ten feet
from my backyard?

Yeah.

And this house is not cheap
because it's haunted,

but because it is right next
to the airport?

Yeah.

I'm home!

Yeah! Ha ha!