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[upbeat electronic music]
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♪ Be yourself
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[upbeat electronic music]
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♪ Life's too short
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[footsteps clacking]
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Bud.
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[hand smacks]
Rise and shine, buddy.
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You're gonna be late.
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[Bud groans]
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No.
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You'll get fired.
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Can't you just mercy kill me?
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- What, like firing
squad, lethal injection?
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Just choke me.
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- Yeah, that's not
really my thing.
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I could slit your throat.
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[Bud sighs]
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Too messy.
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I'll join you in the bathtub.
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That way, all the evidence
goes down the drain.
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[Bud grunts]
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Fine.
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Take a shower.
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It'll make you feel better.
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[metallic clank]
[Bud groans]
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[birds chirping]
[horn blares]
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[Tab sighs sleepily]
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[Tab groans]
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[water splatters]
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Relax.
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[soap thuds]
[Benny chuckles]
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Come on.
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[birds chirping]
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You wanna grab dinner tonight?
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Two nights in a row?
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I'm away next week.
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Unless you want to come
to beautiful Anaheim.
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Pass.
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Two desserts.
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- Say when and
where and I'm yours.
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[upbeat jazzy piano music]
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[restaurant patrons chattering]
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- So, have you
solved it at work?
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[Patron] Solved it?
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- Remember you used to
split tips with Mickey?
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I'm not giving you my tips.
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This is sexual discrimination.
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Oh, you know what?
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That's actually a good idea.
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You give me your golf
buddies at table six
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and I'll give you
my gays at table 12.
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Oh.
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You're devious.
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Oldest trick in the book.
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♪ With gracefulness and class
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- This is so inspirational.
- Are you serious?
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[restaurant patrons chattering]
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Oh.
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Oh Bud, what a
pleasant surprise.
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You work here now?
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Pays the bills.
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Old-fashioned must be you?
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You remember.
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[soft chanting]
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Are you still in school?
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On a break.
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I'm saving up.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I'd like you to meet
my nephew, Colton.
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I'm gonna need to see some ID.
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Really?
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It's the law.
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[Colton chuckles]
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You never asked to see my ID.
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I've been through your wallet.
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Seat belts are also the law.
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Should he buckle up?
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Yeah, he should.
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[wallet clacks]
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Here you go,
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Colton.
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Can I get you anything else?
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- No, I think I have everything
that I need right here.
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[restaurant patrons chattering]
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- That was an exercise
in humiliation.
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Oh, is my gaydar that bad?
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- It's my ex-fiance.
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Oh shit.
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I'm sorry, I didn't
recognize him.
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- Well, we were only
engaged for one day.
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Right.
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Are you okay?
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I'll be back in a minute.
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[restaurant patrons chattering]
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- He's special.
- Hmm.
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[door clacks]
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- [Bud] Did he ask
you to marry him yet?
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- No, we only just
said I love you.
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You said it back?
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Oh, it made him so happy.
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- Did he know your
real name is Eugene?
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- No, because he's
never checked my ID.
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[water trickles]
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Look,
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I'm sorry you feel
like you missed out
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but you kinda get what you
give and from the sounds of it,
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you've been giving
it all over town.
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So finders keepers, all that.
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Oh.
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You think he chose you?
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Don't you know an imitation
knockoff when you see one?
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Was he right in the
middle of an orgasm
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when he said "I love you?"
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I'll go grab you a doggy bag.
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I know how much you
enjoy sloppy seconds.
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♪ Day after day after day
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♪ You want it day
after day after day ♪
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- [door slams]
- Bitch.
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♪ After day, day, day
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I don't know if there should
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be a geo-based
limiter, you know?
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'Cause people will travel
to get a good stud.
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Amen.
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- And you can overnight
ship a load of semen.
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- What about we
charge an upgrade
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to bypass the
geographic limiter?
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Like a dating app.
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Maybe.
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- Have you given any
thought to domestic animals?
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- I'd really like to stick
with the agricultural market.
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I just feel like this app
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would be worth a
lot more to farmers.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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But when it comes to
dogs and cat breeders,
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we're talking about a whole
different level of crazy.
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We're talking purebred money
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and it's not just
professional breeders.
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It's pet lovers who want Fefe
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to experience motherhood just
once before they tie her tubes
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but only if it's purebred,
not some litter of ugly mutts.
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You're not just tapping
into a much bigger market.
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You triple the app's
chance of success.
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[soft guitar music]
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[car horn honks]
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How was your week?
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I saw the developer today.
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Oh?
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Mm hmm.
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How's my investment going?
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- Well, he was just giving me
like ideas to tweak the app.
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Reach a bigger audience.
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Is that what you want?
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It could make more money.
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- Well, if I wanted
to make more money,
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I'd go into fast food.
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Cheap ingredients, franchise
brands, good margins.
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But I stopped at
three restaurants
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because my dream was to
make something just right.
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My vision.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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You know, I wouldn't even be
here if it weren't for you.
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I was fully ready to move
back to Canada but you know,
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you decided to
invest in my vision.
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[Costas laughs]
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- Might have just been my
way of keeping you around.
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[soft guitar music]
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[soft chanting]
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- I wanted to give
you something.
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[key jingling]
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Oh, my own key?
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I figured it's time.
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- Can I have a party
while you're away?
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No.
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How would you even know?
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- Actually, I was thinking
you could move in.
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Move in with you?
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It's been over six months.
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We see each other two, three,
sometimes four times a week.
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Yeah.
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- So, maybe it's
time to level up.
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Like a video game?
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Yes.
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I used a video game analogy.
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Do I get extra points?
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You get a nice place to live.
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Stability,
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security.
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Someone to take care of you.
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You don't have to work.
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What do I get if I win?
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My heart.
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[soft electronic music]
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- So would you order that
shepherd's pie again?
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- Hmm, I liked
the burger better.
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So what do you think?
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Think about what?
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Moving in with me.
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- Well, there's
kind of a problem.
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What's that?
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I'm not gay.
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- Well, I know
you're not gay gay
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but you're gay enough for me.
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I'm gay for pay.
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I thought we'd grown
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really close.
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Super close.
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So what would really change?
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Everything.
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I can't be your boyfriend.
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I don't wanna be
anybody's boyfriend.
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♪ Right back where we started
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♪ So what you gonna do
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♪ I know
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♪ Open it, make it grow
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♪ So what you gonna do
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♪ I know
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♪ Living a life of control
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♪ You want it day after
day after day after ♪
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♪ You want it day after
day after day after day ♪
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♪ You want it day after
day after day after ♪
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♪ You want it day after day
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- [glass shatters]
- Ow, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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♪ Just one rest, one rest
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♪ Maybe we're just
running on that wheel ♪
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♪ You wanna roll but you
can't put in the weight ♪
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♪ How many likes does
it take to feel again ♪
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♪ Again
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This isn't your fault.
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You've been very consistent
since the beginning.
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I'm the one that let my
imagination run wild.
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What's not my fault?
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- I should have known
I couldn't spend
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all this time with you
and not fall in love.
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Oh shit.
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So,
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we've tipped the scales.
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Being with you has gone from
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making me feel good
to making me feel bad.
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I'm sorry.
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- You got nothing
to be sorry for.
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You've always fulfilled
your end of the deal.
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- I filled your end
pretty good too.
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Yeah, you have.
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But nothing stays the same.
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But we really like each other.
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- I prefer to stop while
we still like each other.
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No way.
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You're like my best friend.
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- A best friend doesn't
charge a fee, Tab.
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Mickey and Buddy are friends.
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I'm your sugar daddy.
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Ex-sugar daddy.
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[soft electronic music]
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[steady tempo drumbeat]
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[computer chimes]
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Oh, good.
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I was gonna call you.
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Yeah.
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What's going on?
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Chapter 11.
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What?
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Shutting down the office.
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What about my app?
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- You're gonna have to
find a new developer.
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Well, give me my money back.
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Realistically, the judge
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is gonna give your
money to the bank.
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It's always the way.
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- You knew this was gonna
happen when I paid you.
273
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:43,551
Sorry, kid.
274
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:46,034
Fuck.
275
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,896
- You lost Benny?
[hand slaps]
276
00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:10,793
Ow.
277
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,206
You lost his cleaning service
278
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:14,793
and all the free furniture
and gift certificates?
279
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,448
He dumped me.
280
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,068
What did you do?
281
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,586
He fell in love with me.
282
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,965
- Ugh, what is with these
sugar daddies falling in love?
283
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,517
Have boomers never
heard of casual sex?
284
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,965
[Mickey sighs]
285
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,034
What's wrong with you?
286
00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:34,724
My developer went bankrupt.
287
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,551
It sounds like a setback.
288
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,620
- I already paid him
the entire budget.
289
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:39,413
How much?
290
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,310
30 grand from Costas.
291
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,620
- 30 grand?
[hand slaps]
292
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,172
Okay, not cool.
293
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,448
- You're supposed to slap
people when they're hysterical.
294
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,793
- You're being hysterical,
we should slap you.
295
00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:53,620
That actually sounds right.
296
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,103
Can you ask Costas
for more money?
297
00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:58,931
- I don't think I can
ever face Costas again.
298
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,000
- So now no one's
got a sugar daddy.
299
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,862
Can anyone pay rent?
300
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:10,827
[distant siren blares]
301
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,000
[jazzy trumpet music]
302
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,172
- Don't you start
in like 13 minutes?
303
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,310
If I'm still alive.
304
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:22,103
Oh god.
305
00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:28,310
What's wrong with you three?
306
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,000
- I'm a dropout who still
has to pay student loans.
307
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,689
Mickey's in more
debt than he ever was
308
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:36,758
and Tab has no future at all
309
00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:40,275
and we're all spinsters.
310
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,448
Sounds pretty grim.
311
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:43,344
Don't gloat.
312
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:49,413
- You better start eating fast
or you'll be unemployed too.
313
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:51,793
Bring me a fork.
314
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,241
[bird caws]
315
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:45,344
[toilet flushes]
316
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,517
- Good morning.
- Hold on.
317
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:52,482
What's happening?
318
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,896
- I'll tell you
what's not happening.
319
00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:58,344
We are not sitting
around on the sidewalk
320
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,586
while a bunch of
second-rate liars
321
00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:02,068
and cheats live it up on
their sugar allowance.
322
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,275
What are you up to?
323
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:06,586
- The problem with
us is we're too nice.
324
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,379
Oh, is that our problem?
325
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,689
Obviously.
326
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,965
Why do we have no
money and no daddies?
327
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:13,931
Too trusting,
328
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:15,896
too honest,
329
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:17,931
too selfless.
330
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,689
We gotta toughen up and
get back in the game.
331
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,758
I'm registering for
classes and I'm putting
332
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,724
all our sweet asses back
up on the sugar app.
333
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,275
We've got six days to make rent.
334
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,620
Oh no, not that guy.
335
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:39,379
[birds chirping]
336
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:47,586
- Oh, I didn't know you
were taking this class.
337
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,620
I had to change my schedule.
338
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,137
Too many morning rehearsals.
339
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,827
For what?
340
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,241
- Non-disclosure
agreement, sorry.
341
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,068
Good for you.
342
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,137
I look forward to seeing
it, whatever it is.
343
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,000
See you inside.
344
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:13,000
[upbeat piano music]
345
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:19,689
Are you fucking kidding me?
346
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:29,827
- Bud, congratulations,
you made your tuition.
347
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:31,586
I hope our tip helped.
348
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:34,000
Yeah, that was the 50 cents
349
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
that really put me over the top.
350
00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:40,206
- Your service was
worth every penny.
351
00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:45,137
- We all do what we have to
to make a buck, don't we?
352
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,000
My tuition's paid for.
353
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:51,793
- With Early's
money and your ass,
354
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:54,000
pet, I know you'll go far.
355
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:56,827
I hope you stay there.
356
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,172
[birds cawing]
357
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,172
[glass clatters]
358
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:10,655
[Tab knocks]
359
00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:11,655
You still in bed?
360
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,103
Nope.
361
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:21,482
What's the matter?
362
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:27,896
- Nothing, I just don't
have anything left
363
00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:29,344
to get out of bed for.
364
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:31,896
Don't worry so much.
365
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:34,172
Everything's gonna be fine.
366
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:37,482
How?
367
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,068
- Bud's gonna find
us sugar daddies
368
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:53,827
and we're gonna make lots of
money doing same sex stuff
369
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,482
and you're gonna sell your
app and be a billionaire
370
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,655
and I'm gonna have
a hundred million
371
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:04,275
in initial stocks
that you give me.
372
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:07,896
- You think so?
- I know so.
373
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:10,931
I know these things.
374
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:14,172
Thanks.
375
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,275
You wanna have practice sex?
376
00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:21,068
Get off me.
377
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:28,620
♪ So give me one kiss goodbye
378
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:33,586
♪ Don't try to make
me stay for awhile ♪
379
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,482
♪ Give me one kiss goodbye
380
00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:40,620
♪ Shoot and I won't come back
381
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,931
♪ Just give me
one kiss goodbye ♪
382
00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:47,379
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