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-Hello everyone! Here Samy and... -Eamon.
-We obviously want to ask you to watch the series in original version.
If you have seen seasons 1 and 2 in French, too
bad, I'm tired, but if you want to discover other
languages , do not hesitate to watch it in original version.
-That could have been nicer. -I'm tired, okay?
-At the same time, he is somewhat right. Watch in original version.
At least to please him.
-Yes, come in.
-Herr President.
-I didn't remember that
it was so small, my desk.
-Ready for the debate this afternoon?
-The debate... -Michel, this is very important.
-Cornelius declared,
it's screwed!
-Cornelius is no longer a candidate.
-Oh good? How so ? -I used an old method
to sabotage environmentalists. -Meaning?
-Let them do it.
-You will never have my support! -Why?
-Because I am opposed to the cult of the person!
-But there can only be one and only president!
Stop, it's ridiculous!
No! Stay!
Listen! This is what all our supporters
hope we will do: act and take responsibility!
This is a unique opportunity to
bring about profound changes here!
It's a chance to be able
to work from the inside!
Come on!
-Still, I wonder: is that really Green?
It is in line with our values, the presidency?
What do they want, people?
Let us be radical!
They didn't elect us to be presidents!
-Okay, Michel...
I took care of Cornelius. It's your turn to prepare for the debate.
-The debate, what a story!
And facing Konrad, it's very hard.
He is very strong, he knows all the numbers.
And here, people, they love numbers.
-Don't worry, about Konrad.
-Sorry.
-My badge does not work. -Ah well yes, it doesn't work.
-Can you fix that? -Go to the accreditations department.
-I am the President of the
European Conservative Party, Konrad Stracke.
-Yes.
It doesn't work. You must go to the accreditations department.
It doesn't work.
-Gesine!
-Hm? -Ah, hello!
I've been thinking about a strategy to counter the
Commission, and I've come up with an extremely strong new plan.
-What's under the sheet? -I was waiting for you to ask.
Hi.
What you will discover in a minute is the formalization of...
-It's okay.
-Damn! I wanted to open it!
-What is this thing? -This is my battle plan!
-(Have fun, badger...) -You destroyed all my work!
-Did you paint all these little figurines with your own hands?
-Yes. And it took me a while.
-Wow! Like my adorable Knut! -Yeah!
-And this is the Commission? -Yes! Exactly !
-It's very similar!
-Oh yes! And we are here.
The community that besieges them. And there, it's me.
-An elf? -Yes.
-No, you're not an elf. You're a hobbit.
-No! Michel, he's a hobbit! -No, it's more of a dwarf.
-And Valentine,
it will be Dumbledore.
-Dumbledore?
You have to grow up, my little one.
-So, here are the details
of my battle plan.
First, we send our archers.
-Enter.
Mrs Commissioner, we are under attack.
-By whom?
-Parliament. Information requests.
-Well that's okay... Have the trainees respond.
-These are all priority questions.
We are required to respond within 21 days.
-What's going on?
-A seat, Madam.
-Yes, I finally managed to get in.
I go to the office and go to the meeting room.
*-5th floor.
-What is it? Are you going to open up? Come on !
I'm never going to be on time! It's not possible!
*-1st floor.
-No, 5th! *-Meaning: descent.
-But why are you coming down? I want to go up, dammit!
*-Meaning: rise. -Gotta speed up, there!
*-3rd floor. -Why are you stopping there?
Why don't you go up to 5th? No one called you here!
I want to go to the 5th floor!
5! 5th!
-I only have 6 minutes left to prepare for the meeting!
Come on!
So...
Let's see...
-Dzien dobry!
-What are you doing here?
-We've been here for 2 weeks: free movement of workers.
-I mean: what are you doing in my wall?
-An Internet cable in the walls, we were told.
-The directive on posted workers. It was your baby.
-Dr. Stracke? -What?
-The 10 a.m.
meeting, they brought it forward to 9:45. -I'm going to be late!
-And who are the wizards, then?
-Eamon and his colleagues, of course!
They have lots of magic tricks, but not for human wars.
-Yes, and they are just as hateful.
-Did the Commission tell you anything?
-I know!
-For the Council, I put the Nazguls.
They use fear as a weapon.
-The CEO of the Commission cannot
be Sauron, the Nazguls do not serve her.
-Mr. Jensen,
have you contacted Greenpeace? -Yes.
-And? -And...
The Dunedains
have answered our call!
-Yeah! -And I'm an elf?
-You are one of those giant talking trees.
-No, everything is calm.
Ah yes, this story? We put the interns on it.
Yes.
Everything is under control.
I'll call you back.
-You are summoned to the parliamentary committee for a hearing.
-What? I do not have the time ! -That's the
idea: they summon you every 3 days for 4-hour
hearings of parliamentary questions. -But it's harassment!
I can't refuse?
-Yes, but they would have a pretext to summon you to a plenary assembly.
Instead of having 45 deputies facing you, you will have 700.
-But that's not true!
-But please, Martin! With pleasure!
If you saw his face!
Oh!
Yes? -I couldn't help noting
that your old boss, Konrad Stracke, has
to deal with quite a few of... difficulties today.
-Is that true? -And it would be very unbecoming
of our position, as servants of the institution,
to abuse our functions for harass one of our representatives.
-I completely agree. Have you heard of such behavior?
-Well no.
For now.
-So much the better, I prefer it.
Let me know if you see anything.
Oh! Since you are here, I wanted to ask you...
Deputy Schnirsch is having problems in tabling an amendment.
-Deputy Schnirsch? -Absolutely.
-He is not on my committee. -I know.
But your experience would be very beneficial to him.
We are at the service of this institution, right?
-The idea came to me during a trip to America.
There, when you leave a tip in a cafรฉ, you
put 5 dollars on the table, and that makes a nice pile of tickets.
In Europe, these
are just parts, that looks pathetic.
Even though it's exactly the same amount!
-And it is for this reason
that you wish to table an
amendment introducing 1 or 2 euro notes?
-Yes.
And it's nicer too when you have 10-15 dollars,
it's starting to add up.
You can count, pocket, a bit like in the movies.
The coins, they fall, you have to
pick them up... In short, it's no longer possible.
-Perfect.
But have you thought of the illustrations?
-The illustrations?
-Those which would adorn these new bank notes.
-Ah! Uh... -Yes.
We should come with proposals.
It's essential.
*-All our partners are committed to lean manufacturing.
*-What if the Americans impose
sanctions *for disguised subsidies?
*-Glad you asked me this question .
*You know that in France, we have 4,000...
-She's definitely holding on... -Yeah.
Darkness hides great
power, but it is not unlimited,
and this simple human is far from invincible!
It's funny, isn't it?
-No, I... He was going to fall, I didn't want it to break.
-Yeah...
The power of the ring is... -TOO BIG TO RESIST.
-No! -Yes!
-No, no, no, no, no! -"No, no, no, no, no!"
-She will come back.
-Yes, she will come back, and we will behead her!
-Oh yes! -And we'll smash his skull!
-And we will eat his flesh! -And his brain!
-Mr. Specklin, are you okay?
-Yes, yes! I'm dealing with an urgent matter.
-Are you ready? -Of course.
-Mr. Stracke coming soon? -Yes, yes.
*-Yes?
-Konrad, we're waiting for you at the studio! Where are you?
*-On the 6th. I'm looking for the best path to reach you.
-Take the elevator and...
*-The elevator? Certainly not. They can still run!
*That's what they want! -So where do you want to go?
*-I prefer not to talk about it on the phone. See you soon.
Open up!
-Mr. Stracke?
-Help me, please.
-Let me open the door for you.
-That damn noise!
What did I do to deserve this? I have
always followed the rules of politics to the letter!
I'm not the friendliest, but does that justify all this?
Why?
-I'll be right back.
-Did you see that? The cow !
It's so funny!
Great! It's so funny !
-Oh, Eamon!
How is it progressing, with Deputy Schnirsch?
-It's progressing very well.
Frank, unlock the gantry for Mr. Stracke.
-Don't touch anything.
I'm the director.
I have the authority here.
-It's not a matter
of hierarchy, Frank.
Go ahead.
-It's my responsibility, Frank.
-Franck,
listen to your conscience.
Do it at least for Europe. -Don't do anything!
-Do it for Europe, press. -I decide!
-Mr. Specklin, if you are
elected, have you planned major projects?
-Large projects, of course! Already, the flag!
-The flag? -I thought about it carefully:
we cannot continue to have the same as the Council of Europe.
People confuse everything afterwards. -So change the EU flag?
-They are the ones who need to change it. -They've had it longer.
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
Mr. Stracke, thanks for being with us. -Thank you, Maia.
I'm delighted to be with you. My
main objective for this mandate will be
to keep the budget within a reasonable framework.
We have entered a difficult economic
period, and it seems normal to me that
an institution like ours is exemplary in this question.
-Well done!
Another 43 questions to prepare for tomorrow.
-Huh?
Miguel? -Hm?
-Can you bring me a little coffee and something to eat?
-No. -Huh?
-Parliament voted to cut our supply budget.
The cafeteria is closed. -Huh?
-And so, the men of Gondor blocked all
access to the water reserves at the Commission.
-And what happens now? -Now...
Yes, Mrs. Saru?
Hm...
Okay.
Very good.
We throw ourselves into the final assault: they ask to negotiate!
Oh! OK !
-Ah, uh...
I don't like the idea of โโputting
monuments that don't exist on tickets .
white>So I preferred to include great European historical figures.
white>Except it's not that simple, the great historical
characters of some are not always those of others.
yellow>For example, Napoleon:
it is appreciated by the French, but not the Spanish.
Let's take Bismarck: the
Germans adore him, but we, not at all.
It's because of the war. And so, I said to
myself: we need big characters but not that big,
because they are small sums of 1 or 2 euros,
we must therefore not make it seem disproportionate...
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