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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:02,801 Why'd you break up with her? 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:04,503 Seven reasons, actually. 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,638 Number one, she doesn't vote. 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,473 Eh? 5 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,174 Shh. 6 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,710 Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics. 7 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,213 Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria. 8 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,348 Ok, so it was one Bulgarian, 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,850 and he was missing an arm. 10 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,351 The rest of the time, she cheered for America? 11 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,552 Yes. 12 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,621 Ok, that one's a stretch too. 13 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,556 Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons 14 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,191 and admit that you only need one to talk 15 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,292 yourself out of any girl? 16 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,227 What's that? 17 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,628 That she's not Emily. 18 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,330 False. 19 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,332 You've been in love with Emily since the third grade. 20 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,869 No one's ever gonna measure up. 21 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,337 That's probably true. 22 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,848 Emily Atkins. 23 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,850 Imagine every day, a 12-year-old supermodel 24 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,219 literally turned your hallway into a runway... 25 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,321 A runway of love. 26 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,690 Are you sure you're not exaggerating a bit? 27 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,059 I don't even need to. 28 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,061 She was perfect in every way. 29 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,062 I doubt that. 30 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,496 Trust me. 31 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,532 While other kids were building basic housing, 32 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,567 she was building Eiffel towers. 33 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,935 So she was French? 34 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:13,872 Nope, but she spoke French fluently. 35 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,507 She was probably the most thoughtful 36 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,942 person that ever existed. 37 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:19,344 One time, she had all the kids in school 38 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:22,081 sign a card for Mrs. Lackra when she broke her arm. 39 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:24,283 She even brought her flowers. 40 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,518 Or maybe that was her birthday. 41 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,921 I can't remember. 42 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:31,523 This year's humanitarian award for her work with homeless 43 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,426 homing pigeons and reprogramming the left handed, Emily Atkins. 44 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,399 I was in awe of her, never 45 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,235 dreaming that on June 4th, 2004, at 3:26 pm, 46 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,537 she would take my heart, throw it in a backpack, 47 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,940 toss it in a Van, and drive away with it. 48 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,308 You poor thing. 49 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,043 I was devastated. 50 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,811 It was the worst day of my life. 51 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:53,912 Really? 52 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:54,947 Yep. 53 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,109 And I haven't seen her since. 54 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:05,157 It was the kind of love you only get one chance at in life, 55 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:09,761 and I let it slip through my fingers. 56 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,097 Quite a love story, considering 57 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,465 you never even spoke to her. 58 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,168 Yes I did, once. 59 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,503 What'd you say? 60 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,438 Ahh, that's a moment that I'd like 61 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,773 to keep between me and Emily. 62 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,376 Look, I licked a leprechaun. 63 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,619 Ok, I think they got it. 64 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,687 Hold on, I'll turn on the lantern. 65 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,789 Dang it, I said hold on! 66 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,424 Ok. 67 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,792 I think we should go get Tully before I 68 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:41,960 burn this whole place down. 69 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,295 He's not going to be in any hurry 70 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,763 if you don't pay your half of the rent. 71 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,697 I will, all right? 72 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,300 I just got a little behind. 73 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,536 Who knew car repairs would be so expensive? 74 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,271 Everyone. 75 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,672 You kidding me? 76 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,541 You actually wrote down the reasons why? 77 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,142 I'm a visual thinker. 78 00:02:57,144 --> 00:03:01,547 "Seven reasons to dump someone" just looks bad on paper. 79 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,714 Dang it. 80 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,049 I told you not to leave your stuff 81 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:04,983 in the middle of the floor. - No, no, no. 82 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:05,984 Just shut up, all right? 83 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,319 I'm lecturing you right now. 84 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,854 All right, you're never going to find 85 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,822 a girl as perfect as Emily. 86 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,491 Once you've been in the presence of perfection, 87 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,059 it's hard to settle for anything less. 88 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:17,496 Yeah, but you've become such a nit picky freak. 89 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,730 It's a gift. 90 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,732 Tell that to your sister. 91 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,570 Come on, Lexie. 92 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,971 The guy's a loser. 93 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,206 He's not. 94 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,473 And tell me this. 95 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,209 He slept through "sleepless in Seattle," 96 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:32,077 the greatest romantic comedy of all time, 97 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,980 but what does he have to say about the transformers movies? 98 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,883 That there should be a best picture consideration. 99 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,084 For which one? 100 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,986 All of them. 101 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,221 Case closed. 102 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,555 Why would you do that? 103 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,224 That's terrible. 104 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,925 Ok, there are studies that show that cracking your knuckles 105 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,527 isn't bad for you. 106 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:51,396 Lexie, dump him. 107 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,031 He's cute. 108 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,600 Cute won't keep the conversations 109 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,769 from drifting to the underrated talents of Megan fox. 110 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,038 Have I ever steered you wrong before? 111 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,008 Pet coyote incident of 2003 comes to mind. 112 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,176 Fond memories. 113 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,411 Yeah, rabies shots are memorable. 114 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:27,065 What? 115 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,059 Hey, you want a smoothie? 116 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:57,896 Oh, man. 117 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,564 We're in trouble. 118 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,166 Quick, grab the cord from the hall. 119 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,901 Oh, someone's there. 120 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,304 Shoot, it's probably Tully. 121 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,306 Oh, man. 122 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,310 Are you Matt? 123 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,084 There we go. 124 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:23,922 I'm taking the power strip and the smoothie. 125 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,524 When can I expect the rest? 126 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,359 Of the smoothie? 127 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,694 Of the rent. 128 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,095 Soon. 129 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,130 There are a couple of unforeseen expenses. 130 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:35,000 And I'm asking for a raise tomorrow at Martin's computers. 131 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,135 Do you think you're gonna get it? 132 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,437 I deserve it. 133 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,705 Who's your boss? 134 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,373 The skinny guy with the toupee? 135 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,808 You want me to go down there and... 136 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,345 What, beat him up? 137 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,779 No. 138 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:52,517 But I could threaten to rewire his ceiling fan, 139 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,219 make it run backwards. 140 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,521 You know there's a switch for that, right? 141 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,657 Yeah, good point. 142 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,792 That'll save me some time. 143 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:01,960 Anyway, I need the rent. 144 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,729 My wife wants to get her face waxed. 145 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,731 What does that even mean? 146 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,299 I don't know. 147 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:09,534 Some new spa place are doing a three for one sale. 148 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,370 She's also getting her ears exfoliated 149 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:12,738 and her elbows bleached. 150 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,406 It's going to cost me $500. 151 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,689 But it'll be worth it if I don't recognize her afterwards. 152 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,413 Whatever, we have power. 153 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:26,752 Here you go. 154 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:27,853 Thank you. 155 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,354 How much do I owe you? 156 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,756 No charge. 157 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,991 Oh, could they not fix it. 158 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,060 I knew what the problem was, so I didn't bother 159 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,662 getting a technician involved. 160 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,430 Don't tell anyone. 161 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:41,066 Oh, thank you. 162 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,167 You're welcome. Have a nice day. 163 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:42,934 Thank you. 164 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:43,969 Same to you. 165 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,278 Don't think of it as me firing you. 166 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,948 Think of it as store policy firing you. 167 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,618 You didn't follow the rules. 168 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,722 You gave a few people their computers back without charge. 169 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,557 It adds up. 170 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:08,960 Cathy will be sending you your final paycheck. 171 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,129 She's right down the hall. 172 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,531 We went out one time. 173 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,565 She's really nice. 174 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,534 We had dinner. 175 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,166 I can work here. 176 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,601 Please. 177 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,443 You don't know the first thing about arranging. 178 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,006 Some people would love this design. 179 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:55,807 Really? 180 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,608 Who? 181 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,442 Who would love that? 182 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,677 Anarchists. 183 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,479 People who like disorder and mayhem. 184 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,682 Those guys always put weird things in their apartments. 185 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,017 You know, another option... 186 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,353 No, you cannot live with me. 187 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,823 But you can stop hanging around here and go get a job. 188 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,091 Hey, Mrs. Taylor. 189 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,593 Hey, Lexie. 190 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,161 You here to pick up the flowers for the hospital? 191 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,329 Yes, I am. Thank you. 192 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,497 Cool, be right back. 193 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,932 Oh, I saw your mother last week. 194 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,434 She's my favorite nurse. 195 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:25,170 Oh, well, you're her favorite volunteer. 196 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,973 She said that you had a break up. 197 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,875 Are you ok? 198 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,675 I'm fine. 199 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,843 Ok. 200 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,345 You'll bounce back. 201 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,347 I'll get your order. 202 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,553 You're Ethan, aren't you? 203 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,321 Oh, yes ma'am. 204 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,057 Your mother brags about you. 205 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,559 In what way? 206 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,829 She said you're the Helen Keller of relationships. 207 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,798 She thinks I'm blind and deaf when it comes to women? 208 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,901 No, you're the miracle worker. 209 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:59,404 Oh, you mean her teacher, Amy Sullivan? 210 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,705 How's that? 211 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,541 You help the love struck Helen Kellers 212 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:06,411 by shining light on flaws that they're too blind to see. 213 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,013 I don't understand. 214 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,650 You talked Lexie into ending it with her boyfriend. 215 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,519 Well, ultimately it was her decision to do that, but... 216 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,088 Did you convince her to break up with him? 217 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,723 Kinda. 218 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,659 There you have it. 219 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,193 Your parents hated that boy. 220 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,095 In fact, that they told me that you've saved 221 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,264 Lexie from a few disasters. 222 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,866 She listens to me. 223 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,267 Why? 224 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,103 She trusts me, and I'm just good at spotting 225 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,872 incompatibilities. 226 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,708 Why the 20 questions? 227 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,577 Could you do that for me? 228 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,578 Excuse me? 229 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,712 - Oh. - Here you go. 230 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:41,880 Thank you. 231 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:45,050 Um, how much is this? 232 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,017 $10. 233 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,552 Sold. 234 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,622 We have a blind patient and it's her birthday, 235 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:55,193 so could you put a ribbon on it? 236 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,095 Thanks. 237 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,064 Can you get rid of my daughter's boyfriend? 238 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,131 Uh. 239 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,133 Please, I've tried everything. 240 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,768 I've never even met your daughter. 241 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,970 Yes you have, in elementary school. 242 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:05,770 Veronica. 243 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,138 No, I'm sorry. 244 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,807 I don't remember, and I seriously doubt... 245 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:13,078 I don't want grandchildren with no ambition and big ears. 246 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,112 Have you talked to her? 247 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,413 I'm her mother! 248 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,615 She doesn't listen to me. 249 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,216 But she might listen to a stranger. 250 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,651 Nuh uh. 251 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,653 I'll pay you. 252 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,302 We should use code names. 253 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,504 I don't think that's necessary. 254 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,273 Oh, ok. 255 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,395 All right, this is Veronica. 256 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,780 It's like freaking tinder. 257 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,115 They're all group photos. 258 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,083 I have no idea which one she is. 259 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,318 That's Veronica. 260 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,286 She's pretty. 261 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,087 Thank you. 262 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,455 And that's Zach. 263 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,024 Big ears. 264 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,625 Thank you. 265 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,160 This is information on her. 266 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,632 She has a Maltese named beauty. 267 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,267 Oh, we could get you one, too! 268 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,679 Whoa, whoa... chill, boy. 269 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,380 I'm so sorry, he's easily excited. 270 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,015 Oh, he is so cute. 271 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:24,983 What's his name? 272 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,386 Uh, I just call him beast. 273 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,721 Ethan Cooper? 274 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,122 Veronica Taylor. 275 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:31,956 Yeah. 276 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,692 Huh, you remember me. 277 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,492 Yeah. 278 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,660 It's been forever. 279 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,830 Yeah, it has. 280 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,131 That's a cute dog. 281 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,866 Oh, thanks. 282 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,501 I made a list of things I don't like about him. 283 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,170 Huh, that's what I do. 284 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,639 I thought maybe you could use this. 285 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,741 Lack of motivation, doesn't save money. 286 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,710 Not that he has that much money to begin with, 287 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,745 he works at a fast food place. 288 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,214 Fast food alone has destroyed many relationships 289 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,149 with the weight gain. 290 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,884 I'm not that patient. 291 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,054 Um, I don't know if this list is going to work. 292 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,090 These aren't things people my age care about. 293 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,391 They think in the present. 294 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,225 Ok. 295 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,827 So what then? 296 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:13,198 What I'm looking for are quirks, habits, annoying things 297 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,432 about him. 298 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,668 So your boyfriend is Zach Winstead? 299 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:17,435 Yeah. 300 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,536 Do you know him? 301 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,371 Yeah, i... uh, I do. 302 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,940 Great guy. 303 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,909 I mean, except for the toothpick thing. 304 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,177 What? 305 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,579 He always has a toothpick in his mouth. 306 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,380 It's like a redneck way of being pretentious. 307 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,349 It's weird. 308 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,517 Plus, the mouth noises he makes? 309 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,519 Ugh. 310 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,423 And you got to admit, he talks like a junior high girl. 311 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,091 Did you see that tweet or not? Eww. 312 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,226 Oh my gosh, they're so annoying. 313 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,193 Basic as they get. 314 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,061 Is that Chelsea? 315 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:43,962 What the what? 316 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,396 Hey, we bout to turn up! 317 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,732 I hate Josh Hutcherson so much, I can't even. 318 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:48,633 JK, I'm jelly. 319 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,568 But seriously. 320 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,037 And you know, should he really be dancing in public? 321 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,149 Oh, i... uh, I got to go. 322 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,117 Do you wanna hang out this weekend? 323 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,585 Huh? 324 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,753 What? 325 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,156 I like hanging out with you. 326 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,891 Uh, I don't know. 327 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,160 I'm not sure about hanging out with someone else's girlfriend. 328 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,062 I don't want to cause any trouble there. 329 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:18,930 Oh. 330 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:19,731 So... 331 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,665 Yeah, ok. 332 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,466 Yeah. 333 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,302 See ya. 334 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,603 Wait. 335 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,038 Don't you want your dog? 336 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,276 Thanks. 337 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,448 Stupid dog, you make me look bad. 338 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,450 Bye. 339 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,763 I don't think it's working out. 340 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,840 What's up? 341 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:02,842 I'm Zach. 342 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,546 What am I supposed to do with this dog? 343 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,048 Take him back to the shelter? 344 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,382 Is that what I am now? 345 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,184 I use dogs and then toss them back? 346 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,389 Hey. 347 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,191 I heard barking. 348 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,660 You're not allowed to have a dog. 349 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,862 We named him after you. 350 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,830 Tully? 351 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,298 Beast. 352 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,399 Ok. 353 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,235 But I get to walk him on Tuesdays. 354 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,970 Tuesday is Velma's Katherine Heigl movie night. 355 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,972 Deal. 356 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,710 Hey, do you think this girl was into you? 357 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,979 Definitely. 358 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,046 Was she cute? 359 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,650 Sure, but kinda weird too. 360 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,185 There's this new girl. 361 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,921 You know, as someone who hasn't been in a relationship 362 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,857 for a while, I think you have to move past the weird thing. 363 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,825 Was she breathing? 364 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,360 Look who's talking. 365 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,861 You haven't had a girlfriend since the fourth grade. 366 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,431 I've had a lot of girlfriends. Ok, two. 367 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,100 Oh, wait... uh, yeah. 368 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,768 Two. 369 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,771 And this is why I'm taking relationship advice from you? 370 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,340 Do dogs eat, like, every day? 371 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,276 Yes they do. 372 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,410 Don't you? 373 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,945 Don't you? 374 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:14,947 Kaching. 375 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,387 What? 376 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,721 What? 377 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,691 Look. 378 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,126 Oh, dagnabbit. 379 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:36,434 The flying monkey has landed, minus 380 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,436 the munchkin-eared albatross. 381 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,271 What is happening? 382 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,473 Great doing business with you. 383 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,609 Glad I could help. 384 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,277 Can I recommend you to some people? 385 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,613 What do you mean? 386 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,815 You'd be surprised how many parents dislike 387 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,083 their daughters' boyfriends. 388 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,613 Hello? 389 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,614 Sure, I can do that for you. 390 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,417 I just need a few details. 391 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,619 What's your daughter's name? 392 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,021 Ok. 393 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,523 What's the issue you have with her boyfriend? 394 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,959 Butcher's daughter dating vegetarian. 395 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,761 Never gonna work. 396 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,795 Ok, I'll need more. 397 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,231 Is he possessive, lazy, stupid? 398 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,599 Any, you know, strange habits? 399 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,143 Tell you what. 400 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,744 Think about it, write some down, and we'll meet 401 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,546 for coffee on Thursday, ok? 402 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,314 Sounds good. 403 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,615 Thanks. 404 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,449 Where is she? 405 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,451 Pump three. 406 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,738 Ok, we stay here until she clears out. 407 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,573 Wait, I thought you were on your way to meet a client? 408 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,976 I guess I'm going to be late. 409 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,077 I don't know, man. http://archiveha.net 410 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,012 I think you should just give in. 411 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,514 She wants you. 412 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,515 That's half the battle. 413 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,315 Wait, hold up. 414 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,650 That is the battle. 415 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,452 Wrong battlefield. 416 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,020 Really though, you should get rid of Lexie. 417 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,321 She's cramping your style. 418 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,856 Absolutely not. 419 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,092 She is the only way I'm keeping these girls at bay. 420 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,094 Besides, they open up to me if they 421 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,996 know I'm not trying to move in. 422 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,298 I don't think Veronica really cares about your girlfriend. 423 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,269 She already knows Lexie is my sister, so that doesn't work. 424 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,871 Can you just start sending these girls my way? 425 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:34,805 You don't want them. 426 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,973 Because...? 427 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,642 Same reasons I don't want them... 428 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,610 Incompatible personalities, blubbering about their break 429 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,978 up, weird habits you'd have to live 430 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,613 with for the rest of your life. 431 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,282 Trust me. 432 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,650 Still. 433 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,652 Oh, she's coming. 434 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,669 Ethan? 435 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,871 Veronica, hey. 436 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,506 What are you guys doing here? 437 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:12,376 Oh, we're just picking up some... his mom asked us to... 438 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,544 You know, it's so funny. 439 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,512 I was just on my way to your house 440 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,648 to invite you to my party. 441 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,916 Oh, wow, Friday? 442 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,351 Mm. 443 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,652 Any other day would have been fine, but Friday... 444 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,420 Yeah, we have that... 445 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,354 Right, that uh... 446 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,422 That thing. 447 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,325 Minor surgery. 448 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,593 The party's on Thursday. 449 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,361 The flyer says Friday. 450 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,429 The party's on Thursday. 451 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,364 Sentinel creek park at sunset. 452 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,733 Aww, that's where beauty and the beast first met. 453 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,001 Yeah. 454 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,869 I can't leave that crossed my mind. 455 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,772 Ok, well, since you're free on Thursday, 456 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,140 I guess I'll see you there. 457 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,078 Bye. 458 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,080 Bye, Sam. 459 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,119 Dude, you know you're the only one invited to that party. 460 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,121 I know. 461 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,725 His name is Brian. 462 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,226 And you don't like him? 463 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,894 I like him fine. 464 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,597 It's just that after her dad died, she's all I have left. 465 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,700 I don't want her wasting her life with this boy. 466 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,735 What's wrong with him? 467 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,902 Nothing. 468 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,071 I just want her to be with Thomas. 469 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,640 Thomas is? 470 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,275 My future son-in-law. 471 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,077 He's a lawyer, about to become partner. 472 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,546 Brian is just an accountant and will be 473 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,116 doing Thomas's taxes one day. 474 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,417 Ok. 475 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,885 So what else do you know about Brian? 476 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,454 I know he's not Thomas. 477 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,623 It's just that it would help if you could 478 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,325 give me some more information. 479 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:37,061 You know, any ex-girlfriends, multiple Facebook accounts, 480 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,963 bad credit history. 481 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,232 I know nothing, but isn't that your job 482 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,501 to uncover the secrets? 483 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,002 I suppose. 484 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,338 I can certainly give it a shot with what we have. 485 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,506 Good. 486 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,840 I'll pay you regular rates if you 487 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,842 can break them up, and double if you can 488 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,444 get her interested in Thomas. 489 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,612 That's not really what I do. 490 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,980 Quadruple. 491 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,248 But I've been looking into branching out. 492 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,249 Good. 493 00:21:58,251 --> 00:21:59,483 Would you like to meet her? 494 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,185 I would. 495 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,120 She works at the art gallery and is scheduled for tomorrow, 496 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,856 but she also sings nights at the green lady lounge. 497 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:06,858 Show starts at 9:00. 498 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:18,269 Don't like it when the bad guy wins, 499 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:22,173 I must confess that, I can say. 500 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:30,114 Every story needs a happy ending at the end of the day. 501 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:37,054 Don't like to rock the boat, it doesn't mean I'm lazy. 502 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,991 I like to paint outside the lines, 503 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,994 it doesn't make me crazy. 504 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:48,833 I'm a girl who mouths the words at every play. 505 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,702 Emily? 506 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,237 Who's that girl singing? 507 00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,138 Emily Atkins. 508 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,639 Quite the voice, huh? 509 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:58,175 Yeah. 510 00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,510 Quite the everything. 511 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,414 I'm just funny that way. 512 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,880 Um, hello. 513 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,681 Hi. 514 00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:42,186 I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your performance. 515 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,554 Oh, thank you. 516 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,688 Yeah. 517 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,090 Uh, it was good. 518 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:51,796 You were a really cool jazz, um, cat up there. 519 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,067 Don't I know you? 520 00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:00,271 Uh, no. 521 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:04,708 Um, from Jefferson elementary. 522 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,944 What's your name? 523 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,113 Ethan Cooper. 524 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,114 Oh, yeah. 525 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,115 I do remember you. 526 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,750 Yeah, yeah. 527 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,752 I realized it was you the second I walked in here. 528 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:18,389 You always did have a great voice. 529 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:20,825 When did you hear me sing? 530 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:23,093 Well, you had a solo in the third grade musical. 531 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:27,298 You know, Mr. Dragon Lilly's farm? 532 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,967 Yeah, i... um, I was a turnip. 533 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,236 I sang like, one line. 534 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,437 Right. 535 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,673 I mean, it was just memorable to me 536 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:41,645 because it inspired me to go organic and put 537 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:45,716 turnips in stews and various other recipes. 538 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,119 Turnips? 539 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,521 I know. 540 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:51,989 I had to go on for another minute and a half 541 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,326 about my infatuation with turnips just to cover. 542 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,695 To cover your infatuation with her? 543 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,697 She's still perfect. 544 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,600 Hey, would you get your feet off the table? 545 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,535 That's disgusting. 546 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,470 Velma went through a weird vegetable phase, too. 547 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:09,673 You guys know what chard is? 548 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,108 No. 549 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,644 It's like the fat free yogurt of vegetables, 550 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,881 which is bad because vegetables are like the soy milk of food. 551 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,482 Ethan, you need a new oven igniter. 552 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:19,383 I'll order it tomorrow. 553 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,352 Great. 554 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,287 Hey, you really need to go back to the jazz club 555 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,121 and talk to her. 556 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:24,989 No. 557 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:25,991 I need a new strategy. 558 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:02,826 Reminds me of some of Brancusi's work. 559 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,161 Ethan? 560 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,330 Oh, hey Emily. 561 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,431 Good to see you again. 562 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,666 I didn't know you liked art. 563 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,433 Uh, yeah. 564 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,534 Yeah, I work here. 565 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,169 Oh, sweet. 566 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:15,506 Nice to meet a fellow art person. 567 00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:19,276 Uh, so how do you mean that this reminds you of Brancusi? 568 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:25,249 I kind of feel like Brancusi had a much simpler form than this. 569 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,718 No, I'm talking about his earlier stuff 570 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,953 when he was a little Wilder, you know? 571 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,255 College years. 572 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,223 I'm not really familiar. 573 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:36,560 I'm kind of a Brancusi expert. 574 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:39,029 So Brancusi is my boy. 575 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,465 Yeah, oh, I love his work. 576 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,401 What's your favorite piece? 577 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:45,769 A little known gem. 578 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:50,908 It's a sculpture called "guy with blender." 579 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,978 And instead of blending food, he's 580 00:26:53,980 --> 00:27:01,980 blending... you know, dreams and hopes and 2/3 cup of reality. 581 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,988 So it's pretty symbolic and stuff. 582 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:07,691 You'd kind have to be a big art lover to appreciate it. 583 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,397 So how have you been? 584 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,898 Uh, great. 585 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:15,833 And you? 586 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,067 Fantastic. 587 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,570 Yeah, are you married or anything? 588 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,105 No, no. 589 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:21,905 Are you? 590 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:22,973 Oh, no, no, no. 591 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,608 No way. 592 00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:26,777 But I got me a girlfriend, yep. 593 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,679 I've got me one of those. 594 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:29,613 Well done. 595 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,115 Yeah. 596 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,283 I remember you moving away during middle school. 597 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,985 Are you back in town now, or? 598 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,253 Yeah. 599 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,187 Yeah, I moved back about a year ago. 600 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:37,988 Oh, ok. 601 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,123 Cool. 602 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,424 I missed you. 603 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,359 I mean, we. 604 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,861 As a community. 605 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,095 Yeah. 606 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,998 I really miss being here. 607 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,834 So what are you doing now? 608 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:54,538 Just here making Brancusi observations. 609 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,839 I mean for a living. 610 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,541 Oh, right. 611 00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:00,678 I'm a freelance consultant. 612 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,046 Oh, cool. 613 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,782 What do you consult on. 614 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:08,452 I take dysfunctional systems and I 615 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:12,790 disassemble them for diagnosis. 616 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,525 Sounds complicated. 617 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,559 Oh, it is. 618 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,327 Trust me. 619 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,197 Well, do you fix them too? 620 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,031 No. 621 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,199 No, not usually. 622 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,536 That's kind of the next guy's job. 623 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,538 Oh. 624 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:33,844 How am I going to do this? 625 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:34,978 Break her up from her boyfriend? 626 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,181 Convince her of anything. 627 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,550 I'm vacant of all rational thought when I'm around her. 628 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,318 How am I going to find something persuasive to say, 629 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,854 or even halfway intelligible? 630 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,889 Maybe you'll get lucky. 631 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:53,891 Maybe her boyfriend is really ugly, and... that's him? 632 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:56,433 Yep. 633 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,435 Oh. 634 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,273 Good luck. 635 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:04,274 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 636 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,243 What am I supposed to do? 637 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,579 You're the expert. 638 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:13,050 There's got to be a chip in that high gloss, heavy duty, premium 639 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,052 quality paint. 640 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,615 Hey, are you waiting for this? 641 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,984 Oh, yeah, I mean... go ahead, it's all good. 642 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:47,785 No, no. 643 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,585 It's cool. 644 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:49,486 We can just work in. 645 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,320 Oh, ok. 646 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,121 Yeah. 647 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,456 Cool, yeah. 648 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,257 I'm Ethan. 649 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,625 Oh, Brian. 650 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,893 Awesome. 651 00:29:55,895 --> 00:30:00,564 Great to meet such a nice guy. 652 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,132 So are you here to impress the ladies, 653 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,635 or to look at the ladies? 654 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,837 No, I got a girlfriend. 655 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,605 Yeah, but when has that stopped anybody before? 656 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,774 Am I right? 657 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,677 No, I'm fully committed, man. 658 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:17,648 So by fully committed you mean, what, 60%, 70%? 659 00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:20,017 100%. 660 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,953 So then like, 80% maybe? 661 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,122 So yeah, I've probably got another five years 662 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,257 or so to pay off my car. 663 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,592 What do you drive? 664 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,994 Got some massive loan you can't afford? 665 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:31,962 No, actually. 666 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,463 The car is fully paid for. 667 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:36,700 I've been saving up since I was 10, mowing lawns. 668 00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:38,435 That's great. 669 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,838 Really is great. 670 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,039 You watch movies much? 671 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,774 You seem like the kind of guy who 672 00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:46,810 would waste a whole Saturday watching mindless television. 673 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,111 No. 674 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,380 Actually, I don't even own a TV. 675 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,616 I spend most of my Saturdays just helping 676 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,051 out at the soup kitchen. 677 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,285 That's great. 678 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,855 This is the rowing machine, right? 679 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,790 He's like the offspring of Taylor swift 680 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:02,759 and... I don't know, Channing Tatum. 681 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:07,664 What? 682 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,499 He's perfect, ok? 683 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,068 They're the perfect couple. 684 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,136 How am I supposed to break these two up? 685 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,498 Stop squirming. 686 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,033 I can't breathe. 687 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,935 We are not leaving here until you have 688 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:47,070 found yourself a nice girl. 689 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:50,040 Wayne, did you ask around? 690 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:51,541 To see if there are any girls who would 691 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,877 like to dance with Mitchell? 692 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,613 That sounds like Mitchell's job, honey. 693 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,548 Do you really want to leave Mitchell's future 694 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,550 in the hands of Mitchell? 695 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,119 Of course not. 696 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,387 Don't you want him out of the house? 697 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,554 More than anything. 698 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,056 I can hear you. 699 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,357 And I would like to pick my own girls. 700 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,859 Fine. 701 00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:09,960 Who do you pick? 702 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,364 None of them. 703 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,198 Why? 704 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,034 They're all snooty. 705 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:20,971 They are refined, like sugar. 706 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,205 But you won't let me have sugar. 707 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:25,208 Well, tonight you are off your diet. 708 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,277 Figuratively. 709 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,947 Now get out there, pick any one you want. 710 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,869 They're all better than what you find at college. 711 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,631 Do you want to dance? 712 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,801 Oh, no thank you. 713 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:51,803 Good. 714 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:59,943 Yeah, so if we get married, I would prefer 715 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:04,915 to have a room for my iguana. 716 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:05,917 He likes to roam. 717 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,757 I hope our kids get my eyebrows. 718 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,947 Doggy pocket? 719 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,548 What? 720 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,152 I see you're saving the carrots for later. 721 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:44,855 No, I have an iguana. 722 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,356 You have an iguana? 723 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,657 What kind? 724 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:48,992 It's a green iguana. 725 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:50,794 I have one too. 726 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:51,561 Oh! 727 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,563 Oh. 728 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,909 So, do you like these parties? 729 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,411 They're torture. 730 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,413 The food, the music. 731 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,586 Is this sugar-free lemonade? 732 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,055 Yeah. 733 00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,257 The largest size they have in the gift shop here 734 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,726 is a size four. 735 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:26,196 They discourage sugar. 736 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:27,198 Not completely. 737 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,239 You know there's a fine for wearing the wrong color 738 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,241 white on a tennis court? 739 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:42,746 $1,000 per shade. 740 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,414 You see that guy over there? 741 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,916 Yeah. 742 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:48,585 He's been in therapy since he broke his nine iron. 743 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,290 Is that guy a vampire? 744 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,091 I mean, really. 745 00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:54,958 Look at him. 746 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,593 He looks like a vampire. 747 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,715 I mean, that or there's too much chlorine in the pool. 748 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,047 And that's when I caught my first Pikachu. 749 00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:18,949 You're cute. 750 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:24,721 I love this song. 751 00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:28,959 Should we dance? 752 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:44,508 We have to go. 753 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:45,509 You are grounded. - What? 754 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,510 Why? 755 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:47,811 Your eyes are sugar dilated. 756 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:05,662 Mr. Cooper? 757 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,496 Yeah. 758 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,498 Right this way. 759 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:13,103 He's already saying 760 00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:14,771 that he's in love with her. 761 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,107 And what's your main problem with the girl? 762 00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:19,142 She's a food server. 763 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,478 He's selling himself short. 764 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,949 Currently, we don't want him out of the house that badly. 765 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,318 Well, you should know I don't have 766 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,988 any experience with breaking up boys from their girlfriends. 767 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,491 It's always been the other way around. 768 00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,059 The job should be easy. 769 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,727 The girl is awful. 770 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:40,297 She wears an apron. 771 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,299 Polyester. 772 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:45,135 I like polyester. 773 00:36:45,137 --> 00:36:46,703 I have a meeting. 774 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,205 That's fine. 775 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:51,074 I think we can handle this without your scoffing. 776 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:53,043 It was nice meeting you. 777 00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:53,877 Oh, you too. 778 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,813 Thanks. 779 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:57,981 He's a record producer? 780 00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:01,184 Yes, with tremendous connections. 781 00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:04,054 There is no reason Mitchell should be settling. 782 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,388 Ok, yeah. 783 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,656 I get it. 784 00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,258 Mess this up, and I'll make sure you 785 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,927 never get another job for the women at the country club. 786 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:15,832 Or I can recommend you, and you'll be booked for months. 787 00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:21,871 So do you write your own songs? 788 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:22,906 Yeah. 789 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,774 I mean, well, some of the them. 790 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,076 Impressive. 791 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,511 Have you done anything with them? 792 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:32,249 Just singing them at the green lady to about 30 people 793 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,384 a night. 794 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,452 Waiting for that big break, huh? 795 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:36,920 Yeah. 796 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:40,023 Yeah, maybe one day. 797 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,459 I, uh, met your boyfriend. 798 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,593 Brian? 799 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,427 Yep. 800 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,730 How? 801 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,698 We work out together. 802 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,067 He told me he goes to the club to see you sing. 803 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:52,369 Yeah, he does. 804 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:54,070 Great guy. 805 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:56,473 He sure is. 806 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,541 The best. 807 00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:00,644 I think so. 808 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,078 You know his teeth are capped? 809 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,048 It makes me wonder what really lies under there. 810 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,951 What? 811 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,754 Nothing, I'm just, uh... oh, did somebody 812 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:13,456 leave their partially digested set of fireplace pokers here? 813 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,626 Why, you don't like it? 814 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,761 You do? 815 00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,795 Yeah. 816 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,563 You know, the title is perfect. 817 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:23,733 It's called "love." 818 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,335 "Love?" 819 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:27,504 Yeah, you don't think this looks like love? 820 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:30,073 Well, I mean, if you're in a relationship 821 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,809 with a garbage man. 822 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,778 Well, I think it looks exactly like love. 823 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:42,352 You know, up close it's all so weird and defective and messy. 824 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:47,991 But when you take a step back, as a whole? 825 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:48,993 It's beautiful. 826 00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:54,030 I'm singing Thursday night. 827 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,032 Would you like to come? 828 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,469 Ethan? 829 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,138 Yes, I'd love to. 830 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,008 Great, you can bring your girlfriend. 831 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,443 My girlfriend? 832 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,044 Right. 833 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,846 Because I have one of those. 834 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,818 Mitchell, this is Ethan. 835 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:18,321 I've hired him as your confidence coach. 836 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:19,356 Wait, what? 837 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,857 They're very common these days. 838 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,893 Nice to meet you, Mitchell. 839 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,128 I don't need this. 840 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,796 My confidence is fine. 841 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:29,632 Look, I dressed myself today. 842 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,434 I will arrange for a wardrobe consultant asap. 843 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,208 Why are you here? 844 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:41,344 Your mom thinks that I can help you. 845 00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:42,812 You can't. 846 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:43,980 I don't need you. 847 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,582 Not now. 848 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:48,818 Trisha, she makes me feel good about myself. 849 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,320 She's all I need. 850 00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:53,189 Yes, but is Trisha a licensed confidenceologist? 851 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:56,493 I don't care if she's a licensed witch doctor. 852 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,927 I love her. 853 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,696 That brings up a good point. 854 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:00,497 How... 855 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,065 Whoa, whoa. 856 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:04,267 My iguana doesn't like you touching his sweater vest. 857 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:09,239 My bad. 858 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:12,175 How well do you really know Trisha? 859 00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:15,111 Well, I met her in person once. 860 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:18,114 And we Skype and text a lot. 861 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:20,216 In fact, we did a double date just the other day 862 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:23,286 with our iguanas. 863 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:25,054 But again, Skype. 864 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:29,426 So you haven't been on a date alone. 865 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:30,760 No. 866 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,730 Then how do you know what horrific things 867 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,733 have yet to be uncovered? 868 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:39,569 There are none with Trisha. 869 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:42,238 But I suppose I should go out with her. 870 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,306 Mmhm. 871 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:45,775 Yeah, definitely. 872 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,945 To be honest, it actually makes me kind of nervous. 873 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,549 So it sounds like you need some confidence, huh? 874 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:53,917 Tell you what. 875 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:56,653 I'll go with you. 876 00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:58,555 Wouldn't that be kind of weird with the three of us? 877 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,423 I have a girlfriend. 878 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:01,591 We'll double. 879 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:02,559 Yes. 880 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,427 Yes! 881 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:07,063 Ok, so how about 5:00 on Tuesday? 882 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:07,997 Yes! 883 00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,432 So much yes. 884 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,633 Great. 885 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,602 I'll be here at 4:45 to make sure 886 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,870 that you're not wearing this. 887 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:20,109 Are we looking at the same shirt? 888 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:21,644 Lexie, you got a job. 889 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,680 I need a fake girlfriend tomorrow night. 890 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:24,948 Great. 891 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,816 It might be a little tough, though. 892 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,184 It's Mitchell and Trisha. 893 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,753 They're socially abnormal. 894 00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,956 They obviously can't see traditional flaws. 895 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,991 So you want to try the bleak future approach? 896 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,626 Yeah, I think that's the way to go. 897 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:37,427 Cool. 898 00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:38,661 How much is the job? 899 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,331 Oh, Lexie, this is the golden ticket. 900 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,131 Really? 901 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:43,800 Do tell. 902 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,035 My client is loaded, and she has a lot of loaded friends. 903 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,171 We could be swimming in mega dough by the end of the year. 904 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:51,941 Ooh, I've never made 15% of mega dough before. 905 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,610 That's because I pay you 10%. 906 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:57,146 Yeah, but that was before you were swimming in mega dough. 907 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:59,883 I do 90% of the work, you get 10%. 908 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,951 Accidentally double booked us on weddings this weekend. 909 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,820 You think you can break one of the couples up real quick? 910 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,321 Are you gonna pay me? 911 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:06,823 Do I get an employee discount? 912 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:07,991 Yeah. 913 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:08,993 10%. 914 00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:13,329 And for you? 915 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:17,467 Can I get the chicken fingers and the French fries 916 00:42:17,469 --> 00:42:20,303 and a glass of milk? 917 00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:21,538 I'm sorry, sir. 918 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,306 That item isn't on the regular menu. 919 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,307 I know. 920 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,543 I want it off the kids menu. 921 00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:28,678 You're kidding me. 922 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,147 That's exactly what I was gonna order. 923 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,315 Two, please. 924 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:33,082 Two. 925 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,084 Ok. 926 00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,353 You guys are so compatible. 927 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,421 You think? 928 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:39,556 Oh, yeah. 929 00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:40,990 Perfect for each other. 930 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,026 But have you discover the Jigsaw puzzle yet? 931 00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,394 The what? 932 00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:46,362 You guys are two pieces of a Jigsaw puzzle, 933 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,598 and no two pieces of the puzzle are exactly alike. 934 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,200 But two pieces that are next to each other align perfectly. 935 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,769 It's like me and Ethan. 936 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,270 We compliment each other so well, 937 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,905 my strengths are his weaknesses. 938 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,607 And vice versa. 939 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,175 Which is perfect for when we get married, because we already 940 00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,743 know our roles. 941 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:02,045 Like, I'm the one who's gonna be decorating the walls. 942 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,746 Because I have no clue. 943 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,415 And he's the one who's gonna be filling out all the estate 944 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:06,683 tax regovernance forms. 945 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:10,353 Because she has no clue. 946 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,955 So if you guys got married, which one of you 947 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,790 would file the estate tax regovernance forms? 948 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:19,529 I don't know what those are. 949 00:43:19,531 --> 00:43:21,531 Neither do I. 950 00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:22,732 That's ok, don't worry about it. 951 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,601 You just need to learn a little Latin. 952 00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,102 Just a tad. 953 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,805 So which one of you is good with cooking? 954 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:32,041 Well, I can make ice. 955 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,911 I have pizza hut on speed dial. 956 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,412 Me too. 957 00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:38,147 Good. 958 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,716 And which one of you know which fertilizer you use on the lawn 959 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:41,484 to make it exactly the right concentration of nitrate 960 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,152 so that your kids don't poison themselves when they 961 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:46,623 play in the front yard and die? 962 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:52,228 Uh, I don't know anything. 963 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,297 I have no idea. 964 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,799 Oh. 965 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,968 I guess... 966 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,410 I guess they could just stay indoors. 967 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:06,809 Like taking candy from a baby. 968 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,846 This is gonna be the easiest split up in history. 969 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,414 Should we give them more time to worry 970 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:13,683 about the future of America if they end up together? 971 00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:15,151 No. 972 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,913 I think they've had enough time to freak out. 973 00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:23,026 That's so wild. 974 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,627 What's going on? 975 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:27,096 We just found out the most incredible thing. 976 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,998 What? 977 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,368 We both love stargazing. 978 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:34,137 Wow. 979 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:36,039 Really? 980 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,608 It's like we're made for each other. 981 00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:40,476 Especially considering the 0% of people 982 00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:41,518 who hate looking at stars. 983 00:44:55,125 --> 00:45:03,125 Ooh, nights are long since you went away. 984 00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:12,508 Ooh, nights are long since you went away. 985 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:20,510 I think about you all through the day. 986 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:29,319 My buddy, my buddy, nobody quite so true. 987 00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:47,169 Miss your voice, the touch of your hand. 988 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:56,346 Just long to know that you understand. 989 00:45:56,755 --> 00:46:02,725 My buddy, my buddy. 990 00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:06,596 Was she really that good, or was she 991 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,965 Ethan's Emily version of good? 992 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,701 Everybody loved her, and she writes her own music. 993 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:17,640 Does she have a record deal? 994 00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:18,608 Uh, no. 995 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,244 But that's her dream. 996 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,913 Hey, isn't Mitchell's dad a record producer? 997 00:46:23,915 --> 00:46:25,248 Yeah. 998 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,550 So why don't you introduce them? 999 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,285 Doesn't seem appropriate. 1000 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,486 What? 1001 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:31,988 You afraid you might not like her? 1002 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:35,158 PSH, impossible. 1003 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,626 You're afraid he will, and then she'll 1004 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,060 get successful and leave. 1005 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:39,062 No. 1006 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,566 Are you gonna go after her when you break her up? 1007 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:45,635 That's probably not gonna happen. 1008 00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,136 They're way too good for each other. 1009 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,008 Lexie, we got another job. 1010 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,276 What is it? 1011 00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:54,677 A sailboat day with Brian and Emily. 1012 00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:56,112 Are you in? 1013 00:46:56,114 --> 00:46:57,180 I want a raise. 1014 00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:58,347 How much? 1015 00:46:58,349 --> 00:46:59,582 30%. 1016 00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:00,449 What? 1017 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:01,517 That's crazy. 1018 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,085 I need more cash. 1019 00:47:03,087 --> 00:47:04,754 I want to start my own business. 1020 00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:06,656 By bankrupting mine? 1021 00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:08,357 That's what family's for. 1022 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:09,692 Come on, Ethan. 1023 00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,360 Pay the woman what she's worth. 1024 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,696 Why do you even care? 1025 00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:16,699 I've always been a champion for the underemployed. 1026 00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,634 You once tipped a pizza delivery guy 1027 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,670 in sunflower seeds. 1028 00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,471 They're very tasty. 1029 00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:24,106 Lexie, you're just going to have to patient. 1030 00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:25,708 The money is coming, ok? 1031 00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:28,144 What, because of the golden ticket country club lady? 1032 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,713 Last time I checked, her two lovebirds were holding hands 1033 00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,881 and watching stars. 1034 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,883 It's not looking promising, Ethan. 1035 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:35,117 I'll get them. 1036 00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:36,452 I always have. 1037 00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:39,455 Yeah, well, just in case, I want 30%. 1038 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,190 You don't think I can train any girl off the streets 1039 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,959 to do what you do? 1040 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:43,961 30%. 1041 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,131 I don't need you as badly as you think. 1042 00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,168 I really need her. 1043 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,669 Yeah. 1044 00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,671 How are you gonna find a girlfriend in seven hours? 1045 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:02,712 Ethan. 1046 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,858 So, how did you guys meet? 1047 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:18,895 Do you want to tell it, or...? 1048 00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:20,596 Sure, yeah. 1049 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,265 We were in the park, and I was walking... 1050 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:23,833 No, no. 1051 00:48:23,835 --> 00:48:26,769 No, she's talking about the first time that we met. 1052 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,371 Ok, well... you know what? 1053 00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:29,705 Why don't you just tell it? 1054 00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:32,275 Ok, so we were both 7. 1055 00:48:32,277 --> 00:48:35,845 And I lived in another town, but our schools went on field trips 1056 00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:37,413 with each other. 1057 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,882 We were at the children's museum in the planetarium, 1058 00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:42,084 and we all have these reclining seats so we could lay back 1059 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,586 and look at the stars. 1060 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,555 But my seat didn't work, and so Ethan... who was two 1061 00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:48,624 rows back... he came up to me. 1062 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,928 And he had this cute little red baseball tee on. 1063 00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:56,632 And I was wearing... What was I wearing? 1064 00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:58,734 Um, that um, uh... 1065 00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:00,469 It was a cute black dress. 1066 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,071 Yes, a cute black dress. 1067 00:49:02,073 --> 00:49:03,639 Wait, or was it yellow? 1068 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:04,874 It was yellow. 1069 00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:05,808 Right. 1070 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,944 Kind of a yellowish black. 1071 00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:09,845 You don't... you don't remember this, do you. 1072 00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:12,048 Sorry. 1073 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:13,983 No, i... I, uh. 1074 00:49:13,985 --> 00:49:18,921 Anyway, Ethan gave me his seat, and he 1075 00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:20,589 said it was because the stars made him nauseous. 1076 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:23,159 But I know he was just being nice. 1077 00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:26,429 I mean, what seven-year-old does that? 1078 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:29,498 Oh, how sweet you guys. 1079 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,600 And I should have known there was something special about him 1080 00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:32,935 then. 1081 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:34,437 But you know, I kind of forgot about him, 1082 00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:36,405 and then we didn't talk. 1083 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:39,442 And then we met back up at the park. 1084 00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:41,644 With our dogs. 1085 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,313 You know, and sometimes you're lucky enough 1086 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,049 to get a second chance with the right one. 1087 00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:52,488 A shooting star! 1088 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,191 Usually shooting stars are gone in half a second. 1089 00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:59,261 I bet it's just a really fast plane. 1090 00:49:59,263 --> 00:50:02,365 Really fast plane are so romantic. 1091 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:05,634 Uh, whatcha doing there? 1092 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:07,937 This is my angle. 1093 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:09,505 Lay back this way. - Oh. 1094 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,373 Ok. 1095 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,173 Got it. 1096 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:12,808 So good. 1097 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,276 You guys. 1098 00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:17,446 So how did you guys meet? 1099 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,948 Ok, ok. 1100 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,717 We were at the gym and she didn't have a spotter, 1101 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,453 so I just came over and... thank goodness 1102 00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:27,289 she was being irresponsible. 1103 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:29,959 You know, don't you love how that stuff just happens? 1104 00:50:29,961 --> 00:50:35,898 When I was looking for a seatmate, I found a soulmate. 1105 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:36,799 Oh. 1106 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,334 Wow. 1107 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:40,736 And now I love him more than my own life. 1108 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:42,705 Oh, don't say that. 1109 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,307 No, I do. 1110 00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:48,511 Well, people say it, but is it ever really true? 1111 00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,312 You doubt my love for you? 1112 00:50:50,314 --> 00:50:51,814 No, absolutely not. 1113 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:53,249 That is the one thing I'm certain of. 1114 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:54,750 No, nuh uh. 1115 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:58,020 Because I would throw myself overboard for you. 1116 00:50:58,022 --> 00:50:58,921 Yeah, if I was drowning. 1117 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,356 But I don't... - no, no. 1118 00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:01,690 I'm not talking about if you were drowning. 1119 00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:03,259 I'm talking about right here, right now. 1120 00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:05,428 I would throw myself overboard for absolutely no reason 1121 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:07,263 to prove to you that I love you. 1122 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:09,198 How would that prove that you love me? 1123 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,399 - You don't believe me? - Oh, hey. 1124 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,267 Be careful. 1125 00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:12,535 No, I know you Ethan. 1126 00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,503 You're a man of action, not words. 1127 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:15,671 I love words. 1128 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:17,073 I don't even know what that means. 1129 00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:18,274 No, you want me to show you how much I love you? 1130 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:19,008 Veronica, please. Sit down. 1131 00:51:19,010 --> 00:51:19,708 Please, please. 1132 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,243 No! 1133 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,711 Ethan, you need your own epiphany, just like the one 1134 00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:23,879 I had at the children's museum! 1135 00:51:23,881 --> 00:51:24,947 What?! No! 1136 00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:25,949 No! 1137 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,189 Jump in after me, Ethan! 1138 00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:34,056 Really? 1139 00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:37,226 Prove to me your love! 1140 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,361 I would normally, but it's cold. 1141 00:51:39,363 --> 00:51:40,696 I have a life saver. 1142 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:41,698 Hey, catch. 1143 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,076 I've got dry clothes in the car. 1144 00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:56,645 I'm gonna go. 1145 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:57,647 Ok. 1146 00:52:01,585 --> 00:52:03,319 So. 1147 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,921 Yeah, sorry about that. 1148 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:08,457 She gets a little emotional at times. 1149 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,093 A little? 1150 00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:12,328 But I still like her. 1151 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,830 I mean, she really loves you. 1152 00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,133 I guess. 1153 00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:20,402 You know, it must be nice. 1154 00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,271 What? 1155 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:26,408 To have that kind of passion for someone. 1156 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,919 So I had a dream about Trisha last night. 1157 00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:37,686 Yeah? 1158 00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,021 What about? 1159 00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:40,322 She came to my house in a shower curtain. 1160 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,425 Why? 1161 00:52:43,427 --> 00:52:47,029 I don't know, but I woke up smiling. 1162 00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:48,330 I'm in love with her. 1163 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,999 I am in love with her. 1164 00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:53,302 Every molecule in my body right now is in love with her. 1165 00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:57,039 She deserves the best, the best. 1166 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,440 And you think that's you? 1167 00:52:58,442 --> 00:53:00,202 I mean, you think you're the best she can do? 1168 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:04,280 Wow. 1169 00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:05,514 Wow. 1170 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,482 What? 1171 00:53:06,484 --> 00:53:07,650 No. 1172 00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:08,450 No, I'm sorry. 1173 00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:09,952 I didn't... 1174 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:12,955 That's an odd thing for a confidence coach to say. 1175 00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:14,323 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 1176 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,124 That was lousy. 1177 00:53:15,126 --> 00:53:17,459 I'm sorry. 1178 00:53:17,461 --> 00:53:18,394 But you're right. 1179 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,895 No, Mitchell, no I'm not. 1180 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:21,797 She deserves better. 1181 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:22,665 No, she doesn't. 1182 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,166 No. 1183 00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:26,068 I mean, she could probably get somebody real good. 1184 00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,469 Hello? 1185 00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:28,837 I'm a loser. 1186 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:29,638 Emily? 1187 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,141 What's the matter? 1188 00:53:32,143 --> 00:53:34,577 It's been kind of obvious for the past couple months 1189 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,246 now... obvious to me, not him. 1190 00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:40,015 Just completely blindsided him. 1191 00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:43,052 I mean, no one had ever broken up with him before. 1192 00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:44,820 And why would anyone ever break up with him? 1193 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:46,322 He's this great guy. 1194 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:52,161 He's like... he's kind and generous, he's handsome. 1195 00:53:52,163 --> 00:53:55,931 He was perfect, just not perfect for me. 1196 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,270 It's a whole new ball game. 1197 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:04,940 Why would she call me after breaking up with her boyfriend? 1198 00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,509 It's a whole new ball game. 1199 00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:08,844 I just met her a few weeks ago. 1200 00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:10,512 Why call me? 1201 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:14,016 She wanted to tell you it's a whole new ball game. 1202 00:54:14,018 --> 00:54:15,417 Come on, man. 1203 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,119 The laundry basket is less than 10 feet away. 1204 00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:18,954 Beast? 1205 00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:21,223 You... you taught him how to do laundry? 1206 00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:22,225 Apparently not. 1207 00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:29,098 So should I ask her out, maybe just as friends? 1208 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,232 You have no choice. 1209 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:32,067 You have to ask her as friends. 1210 00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:34,436 Right, because it's too soon. 1211 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:35,537 I have to give her time. 1212 00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:37,740 It's not that easy. 1213 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:39,575 You got a girlfriend. 1214 00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:42,544 Yeah, I have a girlfriend. 1215 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:47,149 So how long do I have to wait before I can break up with her? 1216 00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:49,551 Well, you wait too long, and then Emily finds someone else. 1217 00:54:49,553 --> 00:54:52,288 And not waiting long enough will seem opportunistic. 1218 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:53,822 Right. 1219 00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:55,491 So you got to make sure you're still in Emily's life 1220 00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:58,594 without making it seem like you're cheating on Veronica. 1221 00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:00,796 Right. 1222 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,831 I'll go to the jazz club. 1223 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,466 She needs support. 1224 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,435 Brian always used to be the one who watched her sing. 1225 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,637 Now it could be me. 1226 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,840 I'll just show up as a friend. 1227 00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:14,176 That's a good strategy. 1228 00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:16,912 Hey, was Lexie flirting with me the other day? 1229 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,315 Stay away from my sister. 1230 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:20,983 Why? 1231 00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:25,120 A list that long would use up all my printer ink. 1232 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,789 Miss Atkins, hey. 1233 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,357 Well done, Ethan. 1234 00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:30,826 You worked faster than I thought you could. 1235 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,528 Uh, you know what, miss Atkins? 1236 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:33,962 I don't deserve this. 1237 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:35,931 She broke up with Brian without my help at all. 1238 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,032 Nonsense. 1239 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,368 Whatever you did, it worked. 1240 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:41,637 It's part of our agreement. 1241 00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:45,441 I, uh... I can't accept this. 1242 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,542 Sorry. 1243 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:48,811 Suit yourself. 1244 00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,813 Did you mention Thomas? 1245 00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:51,980 Thomas? 1246 00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,215 The guy I want her to marry. 1247 00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:54,016 No. 1248 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:55,117 No? 1249 00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:56,118 That's ok. 1250 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,486 I'll take it from here. 1251 00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,621 Now that Brian's gone, it should be easy. 1252 00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:11,133 I'll wait. 1253 00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:14,837 But not too long. 1254 00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:20,809 I know it's true, there's no one, dear, but you. 1255 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:28,811 You're whispering why you'll never leave me, whispering 1256 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:34,690 why you'll never grieve me. 1257 00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:42,692 Whispering, say that you believe me, whispering that I love you. 1258 00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:57,212 Hey. 1259 00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:58,947 I got to be honest with you. 1260 00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:02,384 I was never a big fan of jazz, but you're changing my mind. 1261 00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:03,585 So I converted you. 1262 00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:04,853 Yeah. 1263 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,522 I'm seriously considering renouncing 1264 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,589 my devotion to polka. 1265 00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:13,061 So why were you here? 1266 00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:14,229 When? 1267 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,597 The night that we met. 1268 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,099 If you don't like jazz, then why were 1269 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:18,367 you in a jazz club by yourself? 1270 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:27,075 I was outside walking on my way to the drugstore, 1271 00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,745 and I heard you singing. 1272 00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,414 I just, uh... had to come in and figure out where 1273 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,583 that sound was coming from. 1274 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:39,888 Lo and behold, it was coming from there. 1275 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:43,058 Yeah, you know, I lip sync to my songs. 1276 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,460 No you don't. 1277 00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:45,994 You almost bought it. 1278 00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:46,996 Not even close. 1279 00:57:49,432 --> 00:57:52,468 So me and Brian were supposed to go to the fair tomorrow, 1280 00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:56,605 and that's obviously not happening. 1281 00:57:56,607 --> 00:58:00,676 So do you wanna hang out? 1282 00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:01,678 Sure. 1283 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:07,916 Where are we going? 1284 00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:08,684 You'll see. 1285 00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:10,018 Ok. 1286 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,920 Well, before we start, let's go in here. 1287 00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:30,506 My condolences on the breakup. 1288 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:32,875 Oh, wow, that's very sweet. 1289 00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:34,476 Thank you. 1290 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,779 But what am I supposed to do with this? 1291 00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:39,047 What? 1292 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,716 I mean, we're going to be out all day. 1293 00:58:40,718 --> 00:58:43,852 Don't you think it'll probably be dead before I get home? 1294 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:45,320 Well, i... 1295 00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:47,456 At least get me a silk flower. 1296 00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,791 You know, I like those better anyway. 1297 00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:50,859 Really? 1298 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,027 Why? 1299 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,729 Because you'll always have them. 1300 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:56,198 Like if you put it in a vase and then you take a vacation, 1301 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,799 when you get back, still there. 1302 00:58:57,801 --> 00:59:00,235 Charming as ever. 1303 00:59:00,237 --> 00:59:03,205 But real flowers are so perfect. 1304 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:06,041 Yeah, but in a month, you'll have nothing. 1305 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:11,713 Look, just save your money, and buy me a gas card. 1306 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,850 Or I could just buy you a fake flower. 1307 00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:18,186 Silk flower. 1308 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:22,491 Silk, excuse me. 1309 00:59:22,493 --> 00:59:25,327 So you really have never been here before? 1310 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:26,395 Nope. 1311 00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,096 But I drive past it all the time. 1312 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:30,699 I've always wondered what kind of person shops for records. 1313 00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,768 PSH, well, now you know it's you. 1314 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:36,271 I never would have guessed it. 1315 00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:38,240 Did you know the count Basie met 1316 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:41,343 his future wife Catherine three times before they 1317 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,111 even spoke to each other? 1318 00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:45,013 If that didn't say count Basie, then 1319 00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,248 I wouldn't even know who it is. 1320 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:48,850 So I'm going to say no. 1321 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,954 Well, when they finally did get a chance to talk for a while, 1322 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:55,924 he ended the conversation with, one of these days, 1323 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,526 I'm going to make you my wife. 1324 00:59:57,528 --> 01:00:01,930 And then seven years later, he did. 1325 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,566 It's just kind of amazing how he always 1326 01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:06,101 just knew what he wanted and never 1327 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,536 took his eyes off the prize. 1328 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,975 Seven years, phew. 1329 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:15,711 So why jazz? 1330 01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:16,912 I don't know. 1331 01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,747 With jazz, there's just this honesty 1332 01:00:18,749 --> 01:00:22,618 that you don't get with other music, maybe except classical. 1333 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:27,055 But jazz doesn't shy away from the hard stuff, 1334 01:00:27,057 --> 01:00:31,059 but it makes you feel better about the sad stuff. 1335 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:33,762 So do you have sad stuff? 1336 01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:34,563 Of course. 1337 01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:37,065 Doesn't everyone? 1338 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:40,702 Lost loves, unfulfilled dreams, emptiness. 1339 01:00:50,346 --> 01:00:52,814 So why'd you move back here? http://archiveha.net 1340 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,449 My dad died. 1341 01:00:54,451 --> 01:00:56,318 Work accident. 1342 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,820 Yeah, I heard about that. 1343 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,956 It's a small community. 1344 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:06,128 Yeah, we have relatives here, so we came back. 1345 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:09,965 I'm sorry about your dad, but I'm glad you're back. 1346 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:10,832 Yeah. 1347 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,167 Yeah, me too. 1348 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,469 Feels like home. 1349 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:17,539 You know, I had a crush on you when I was little. 1350 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,840 Yeah? 1351 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:19,775 Me? 1352 01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,143 Yep. 1353 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:24,846 Yeah, just a teeny one... Microscopic, really. 1354 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,482 I remember you being in the school spelling bee. 1355 01:01:27,484 --> 01:01:29,351 Mm, right. 1356 01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:30,152 Fifth grade. 1357 01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:32,120 Mmhm, yep. 1358 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:35,490 And I was rooting for you, but it seemed like the moderator 1359 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,225 was against you the whole time. 1360 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,960 You got all the hard words. 1361 01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:39,795 Did I? 1362 01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:40,662 Yeah. 1363 01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,531 Yeah, it was ridiculous. 1364 01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:45,133 And then you went up against Jeremy Monchak in the finals, 1365 01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:47,869 and I so wanted to beat Jeremy Monchak. 1366 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:50,906 It was tense, because he got the word "legislature," 1367 01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:53,308 and you got the word "picturesque." 1368 01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:56,845 And then he got "deceitful," but he missed it. 1369 01:01:56,847 --> 01:01:59,147 And then you got the word "auspicious," 1370 01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:01,016 and you spelled it right. 1371 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:02,258 I nearly stood up and screamed. 1372 01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:10,659 You remember the words in the spelling bee? 1373 01:02:10,661 --> 01:02:18,066 Uh, it's strange what you can recall, huh? 1374 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,701 Yeah. 1375 01:02:19,703 --> 01:02:23,105 And that crush you had on me, how long did that last? 1376 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:32,781 Uh, it started when I was about 8. 1377 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:36,284 And it lasted until I was... I don't know. 1378 01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:37,286 24? 1379 01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:41,269 That's about the timeframe. 1380 01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:49,765 I'm just going to grab my jacket. 1381 01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:50,565 I'll be two seconds. 1382 01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:51,567 Ok. 1383 01:03:09,385 --> 01:03:10,919 Yeah, sorry about the mess. 1384 01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:12,420 I've just been really busy. 1385 01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:14,322 Haven't exactly had a chance to clean yet. 1386 01:03:18,294 --> 01:03:20,428 No problem. 1387 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:24,599 It's kind of like its own art gallery, 1388 01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:27,302 if art was all made up of trash. 1389 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,241 So she's a slob. 1390 01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:35,110 Her apartment looks like it's inhabited by six 1391 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,078 five-year-olds and a goat. 1392 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,313 Thorn on the rose. 1393 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,347 It was all I could think about. 1394 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:41,850 A snag on the sweater vest. 1395 01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,185 What am I gonna do? 1396 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:44,519 What's the problem? 1397 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:46,121 Do you not get it? 1398 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:48,356 All my life, I've dreamed of myself with this girl. 1399 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,826 So she's a little messy. 1400 01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:52,594 You're a perfect match. 1401 01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:54,796 You don't pay the electric bill, and you'll never see the mess. 1402 01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:59,601 You know, it's just one thing. 1403 01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:01,169 You know, I don't know you 1404 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,038 didn't want to come to my apartment for movie night. 1405 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,506 Oh, no reason. 1406 01:04:09,046 --> 01:04:12,314 This car is so fun. 1407 01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,551 What movie did you pick? 1408 01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:18,019 Movies. 1409 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,121 You're going to love them though, my favorite. 1410 01:04:20,123 --> 01:04:21,890 All five "twilight" movies. 1411 01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:23,391 Woo! 1412 01:04:24,895 --> 01:04:27,295 Oh, yeah. 1413 01:04:27,297 --> 01:04:28,864 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 1414 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,365 Can you just give me more ice? 1415 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,133 Thank you. 1416 01:04:32,135 --> 01:04:34,002 I usually root for Cambodia in the Olympics because you know, 1417 01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:35,704 they have the cutest flag. 1418 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:42,711 It was so painful. 1419 01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:44,679 It doesn't sound that bad. 1420 01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:45,680 Weren't you listening? 1421 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:47,249 Yes. 1422 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,017 Did you hear the part about how she 1423 01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:51,486 licks her ice can come from the top down, never from the side? 1424 01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:52,988 Do you know how risky that is? 1425 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:55,924 Oh my word, you have got to stop with these lists. 1426 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,993 They're useless. 1427 01:04:57,995 --> 01:05:00,662 They're a visual representation of my misery. 1428 01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:02,063 Forget this. 1429 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,266 You've wanted this girl since the third grade. 1430 01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:05,567 I didn't really know her. 1431 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,002 Sure you did. 1432 01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,436 Not the details. 1433 01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:09,838 Ok, but of all the things you believed 1434 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,373 about her in the third grade, how many of them 1435 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:12,375 turned out to be true? 1436 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,280 She's smart, talented, sweet. 1437 01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,514 She can make friends with anyone. 1438 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,616 She's fun. 1439 01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:23,251 She has a big heart. 1440 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:28,056 She has the greatest laugh ever. 1441 01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:30,525 She's beautiful. 1442 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:31,393 Exactly. 1443 01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,128 So you need a new list. 1444 01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:38,366 This is all that matters, Ethan. 1445 01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:47,876 So you really like fast food, huh? 1446 01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:49,477 I love it. 1447 01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,046 If I could, I'd live off of taco bell and burger king. 1448 01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:51,813 Wouldn't you? 1449 01:05:51,815 --> 01:05:53,581 Come on. 1450 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:55,983 I might throw something in with some vitamins here and there. 1451 01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,922 Thanks for hanging out with me lately. 1452 01:06:00,924 --> 01:06:02,991 Yeah, it's been great. 1453 01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:06,061 Yeah, it's been really nice having company, you know? 1454 01:06:20,843 --> 01:06:22,410 Look, I licked a leprechaun. 1455 01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:28,183 What? 1456 01:06:28,185 --> 01:06:29,684 I don't know. 1457 01:06:29,686 --> 01:06:31,586 A kid in third grade came up to me and said that, 1458 01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,755 and I always thought it was funny. 1459 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,665 This isn't right. 1460 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:44,499 What? 1461 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,001 Why? 1462 01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:48,036 You have a girlfriend. 1463 01:06:48,038 --> 01:06:48,837 Exactly. 1464 01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:51,272 It's wrong. 1465 01:06:51,274 --> 01:06:53,675 And... and I can't do this to Veronica. 1466 01:07:00,816 --> 01:07:02,784 Hello? 1467 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,452 What? 1468 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:05,320 Ok. 1469 01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:08,690 Ok, I'll be right there. 1470 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,892 Hey, uh, a friend of mine needs help. 1471 01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:13,361 Do you want to come? 1472 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,130 Yeah, what does she need help with? 1473 01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,298 I don't know, but she's crying. 1474 01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,800 You're good at this. 1475 01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:20,235 Come on, let's go. 1476 01:07:26,976 --> 01:07:29,677 Ok, tell me what happened. 1477 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:34,315 He said something stupid about how he doesn't deserve me. 1478 01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:36,584 That doesn't make any sense. 1479 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,353 Of course it doesn't make any sense. 1480 01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:40,388 It's a lie. 1481 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,725 Obviously, he found some other girl. 1482 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:46,061 Do you really think that? 1483 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:47,695 A boy like Mitchell doesn't stay 1484 01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:50,765 on the market for very long. 1485 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:52,500 You know Mitchell. 1486 01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:54,436 He's the best, right? 1487 01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:56,938 You guys know each other? 1488 01:07:56,940 --> 01:08:00,909 Yeah, Mitchell and I go back. 1489 01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:02,010 Did you see this coming? 1490 01:08:06,449 --> 01:08:09,250 I should've known it was too good to be true. 1491 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,619 His feelings for me? 1492 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:12,954 It was a fantasy. 1493 01:08:12,956 --> 01:08:15,723 A fake. 1494 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:18,193 A love like that only exists in the stars. 1495 01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:27,435 Have you dressed yourself for today? 1496 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:28,437 No. 1497 01:08:30,973 --> 01:08:34,242 Do you even have any clean clothes? 1498 01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:35,110 I don't really need any. 1499 01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:37,579 I'm not going anywhere. 1500 01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:41,416 Brian isn't worth going into a tailspin over. 1501 01:08:41,418 --> 01:08:43,585 It's not Brian. 1502 01:08:43,587 --> 01:08:47,388 Oh, it's not? 1503 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,723 No. 1504 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:49,958 Good. 1505 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,961 Then you're ready to move on. 1506 01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:55,396 Sort of. 1507 01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:58,099 We still going to Jenny's engagement party? 1508 01:08:58,101 --> 01:09:03,104 I mean, it's at the art gallery, so. 1509 01:09:03,106 --> 01:09:04,272 Good. 1510 01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:05,840 I'll introduce you to some people. 1511 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:09,477 I don't know. 1512 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,646 Thomas is going to be there. 1513 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:14,315 I am not interested. 1514 01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:17,252 Honey, it's time. 1515 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,488 You need to find someone new. 1516 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:21,490 For me? 1517 01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:36,137 Ethan? 1518 01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:40,542 This just came for you. 1519 01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:41,709 Thanks. 1520 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:44,679 And this just came for you. 1521 01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:50,051 Yes it did, yes it did. 1522 01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:51,519 Good boy. 1523 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,221 Hello. 1524 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,222 Rrr. 1525 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:55,690 Who's a good doggy? 1526 01:09:59,061 --> 01:10:02,564 What's the matter with you? 1527 01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:04,199 I'm in love. 1528 01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:07,335 Me too, me too. 1529 01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:09,370 With a person. 1530 01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:12,207 I think I might actually have a chance with Emily. 1531 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,575 Cool. 1532 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,210 That's kind of a dream come true, isn't it? 1533 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,378 Yeah, I know. 1534 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,249 For the first time ever, I'm starting to doubt her. 1535 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:22,850 Well, of course you are. 1536 01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:25,520 This is the first time it hasn't been just a fantasy. 1537 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,989 But if you're in love, what are you waiting for? 1538 01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:29,324 You can't love to come fall in your lap. 1539 01:10:29,326 --> 01:10:31,826 You have to go get it. 1540 01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:33,895 Look, I've got to go. 1541 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:36,331 Velma's dragging me to her cousin's birthday party. 1542 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:38,366 She wants to show off her new face waxing. 1543 01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:39,734 She barely knows the girl. 1544 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,003 By the way, she looks like a glazed donut. 1545 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,404 Ok. 1546 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:46,074 Hey, Tully? 1547 01:10:46,076 --> 01:10:48,076 How did you guys get together, anyway? 1548 01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:49,844 You have nothing in common and all 1549 01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:51,512 you do is complain about her. 1550 01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:53,681 I'm not complaining about her. 1551 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,950 The weird stuff is what makes Velma Velma. 1552 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,452 And yeah, she's got a lot of quirks, 1553 01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:58,920 but that's all canceled out by the fact 1554 01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:01,923 that she is the coolest woman I know. 1555 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:05,627 True love bleaches out the blemishes. 1556 01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:07,195 That could be a hallmark card. 1557 01:11:07,197 --> 01:11:08,237 I'm going to send that in. 1558 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,041 Sam, I need you to do something for me. 1559 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,409 Ok. 1560 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:22,810 There's a party at the art gallery tonight. 1561 01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:24,145 Lexie did the flowers for it, and she told me 1562 01:11:24,147 --> 01:11:25,213 that Emily is gonna be there. 1563 01:11:25,215 --> 01:11:26,914 All right. 1564 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:28,883 I want you to go there and tell me how she looks... you know, 1565 01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:30,251 her mood and stuff like that. 1566 01:11:30,253 --> 01:11:32,920 That sounds like a weird assignment. 1567 01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:34,422 I'm gonna talk to her tonight, Sam. 1568 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,224 And I just need to know she's ready for it. 1569 01:11:36,226 --> 01:11:36,991 Oh, Ethan. 1570 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:38,726 She'll be ready. 1571 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,594 Don't do anything stupid. 1572 01:11:39,596 --> 01:11:42,463 I'll be there in a bit. 1573 01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:48,469 We need to talk. 1574 01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:51,606 Ok. 1575 01:12:11,093 --> 01:12:14,028 Let me see the ring. 1576 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,029 Congratulations. 1577 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:16,031 Thank you. 1578 01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:51,866 Hello, Thomas. 1579 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:52,667 Hello, 1580 01:12:52,669 --> 01:12:53,568 Mrs. Atkins. 1581 01:12:53,570 --> 01:12:54,402 Emily. 1582 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,404 Nice to see you. 1583 01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:02,844 I'm really sorry. 1584 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,579 I never meant to fall for her, it just... 1585 01:13:04,581 --> 01:13:05,581 What was the problem? 1586 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,084 Was it because I didn't move fast enough? 1587 01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:11,352 Because I didn't kiss you first? 1588 01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:12,153 No, no, no. 1589 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:13,688 No, not at all. 1590 01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:15,256 Well, I'm never gonna find anyone as good as you. 1591 01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,591 Not true. 1592 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:17,992 There are plenty of good guys out there, 1593 01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:22,397 and you've got qualities to attract them. 1594 01:13:22,399 --> 01:13:23,765 Like what? 1595 01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:27,001 Well, um, you're, uh, persistent. 1596 01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:28,603 And you're easy to hang out with. 1597 01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,705 Really pretty, of course. 1598 01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:35,209 Some guy is gonna wanna eat that kiss right off your face. 1599 01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:38,179 Um, just not this guy. 1600 01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:42,950 Out. 1601 01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:43,952 Ok. 1602 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,665 Hi. 1603 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:34,168 Oh, Emily, you have something in your teeth. 1604 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,636 Just use the mirror in my purse. 1605 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,382 Emily. 1606 01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:23,050 I have to talk to you. 1607 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:24,452 I have to talk to you. 1608 01:15:24,454 --> 01:15:27,388 Well, let me go first. 1609 01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:28,390 What is she doing? 1610 01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:40,334 Excuse me. 1611 01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:42,403 I just need your attention for a couple moments. 1612 01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:50,244 I just want to congratulate the happy couple. 1613 01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:52,079 Congratulations. 1614 01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:56,751 You know, what a perfect night... Two people in love deciding 1615 01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:00,221 to be together forever. 1616 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:03,357 Is there anyone here who would disagree 1617 01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:06,861 that that's not the most perfect thing in all of life? 1618 01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:08,996 You know what? 1619 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:14,235 I do know someone here who would disagree with that. 1620 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,671 Ethan Cooper. 1621 01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,273 Can I just take a few moments to say 1622 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,776 a couple things about Ethan? 1623 01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,210 No, no, no. 1624 01:16:23,212 --> 01:16:27,348 Wait, this... this pertains to you, I promise. 1625 01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,951 I know everything there is to know about Ethan Cooper. 1626 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:34,221 I've been faithfully stalking him for six months now. 1627 01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,357 And tonight, it all becomes worth it, 1628 01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:40,595 because I can read you some excerpts from my journal. 1629 01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:46,934 Ok, may 12th. 1630 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,136 "Ethan was hired to break up Ginny Dotson 1631 01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:50,438 from her boyfriend, Mike. 1632 01:16:55,243 --> 01:16:59,213 May 31st, Ginny Dotson broke up with Mike today." 1633 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:02,583 He does this all the time. 1634 01:17:02,585 --> 01:17:06,153 This is what Ethan Cooper does for a living. 1635 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:08,489 He's a matchbreaker. 1636 01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:11,459 Mothers and fathers hire Ethan to break up 1637 01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:13,060 their children with boyfriends and girlfriends 1638 01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:14,062 that they don't like. 1639 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:21,435 "June 18th, Ethan was hard to break Mitchell tilten up 1640 01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:23,304 with his girlfriend, Trisha." 1641 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:26,273 See, he does this all the time. 1642 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:28,676 Emily, that's what he's doing with you. 1643 01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:31,579 And he used me to help. 1644 01:17:31,581 --> 01:17:34,181 And the worst part is I knew what 1645 01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:37,418 he was doing the whole time. 1646 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:43,124 I knew that he just using me to help break up Emily and Brian, 1647 01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:49,597 but I convinced myself that he cared about me. 1648 01:17:49,599 --> 01:17:53,834 Not because I had any evidence of that, 1649 01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:55,403 I just thought you were a better man. 1650 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:00,541 I've got more. 1651 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:08,115 Uh, "August 18th. 1652 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:16,057 Ethan worse boxers with ducks on them." 1653 01:18:16,059 --> 01:18:17,458 Ok, I'm done. 1654 01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:26,233 I don't love you. 1655 01:18:56,364 --> 01:18:57,364 Those were my boxers. 1656 01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:20,949 Oh, when I see you standing in the shadows, 1657 01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:28,763 I wonder why you hide your pretty face away. 1658 01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:36,203 When I hear you calling out my name, 1659 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:42,042 you know I do it all to make things right for you. 1660 01:19:42,044 --> 01:19:49,250 And when I feel you shining like you shine, 1661 01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:55,256 that's when I know where I'm supposed to be when 1662 01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:57,391 you're standing by my side. http://archiveha.net 1663 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:16,243 Ok, you can do this. 1664 01:20:16,245 --> 01:20:18,579 You've done apologies before. 1665 01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:20,481 You've just got to go say, hey. 1666 01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:22,016 It's really easy. 1667 01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:23,018 This is fine. 1668 01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:33,093 Dagnabbit. 1669 01:20:37,799 --> 01:20:42,203 I, uh... I just wanted to come by and say how sorry I am. 1670 01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:43,671 I was an idiot, and I know... 1671 01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:47,608 Chapter closed. 1672 01:20:55,817 --> 01:20:56,817 Emily. 1673 01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:00,988 I don't want to see you. 1674 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:02,356 I'm sorry. 1675 01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:04,959 I can't believe you would do that. 1676 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,327 It was a mistake. 1677 01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,229 I can live my own life. 1678 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:09,663 I know. 1679 01:21:09,665 --> 01:21:10,998 I'm sorry. 1680 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,000 I don't want your apology. 1681 01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:15,369 I didn't come here for your forgiveness. 1682 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,071 I'm hoping for that at some point, 1683 01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:20,407 but I realize it's not going to happen right now. 1684 01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:21,876 Then why are you here? 1685 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:24,178 I have to tell you something. 1686 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:26,547 What? 1687 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:28,983 He didn't take the money. 1688 01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:32,219 Ethan, before you found out what he did for a living, 1689 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,388 he refused the check. 1690 01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:37,224 He actually seems like a fine young man. 1691 01:21:41,096 --> 01:21:44,431 For what it's worth, he didn't take the money. 1692 01:22:14,796 --> 01:22:17,131 I need to talk to Mitchell. 1693 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:18,532 We're eating dinner right now. 1694 01:22:18,534 --> 01:22:20,267 Yeah, well, it really can't wait. 1695 01:22:23,972 --> 01:22:27,274 Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but I need to borrow Mitchell. 1696 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,376 What? 1697 01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:31,645 I can't accept this. 1698 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,147 What do you mean? 1699 01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:34,615 I'm closing my business. 1700 01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,016 Come with me. 1701 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:44,391 Oh, there's a girl that sings at the green lady lounge, 1702 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:45,893 and she'll be there tonight. 1703 01:22:45,895 --> 01:22:48,562 Here name is Emily Atkins, and you have to see her. 1704 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:49,564 She's fantastic. 1705 01:22:53,068 --> 01:22:55,402 You're missing out on a lot of money. 1706 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,170 I know. 1707 01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:57,571 Have a nice dinner. 1708 01:23:48,223 --> 01:23:55,195 After you get what you want, you don't want it. 1709 01:23:55,197 --> 01:24:02,336 If I gave you the moon, you'd grow tired of it soon. 1710 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:06,206 You're like a baby. 1711 01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:10,911 You want what you want when you want it. 1712 01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,847 Ok, so how did it happen? 1713 01:24:13,849 --> 01:24:18,685 Ethan went into his house and dragged him out. 1714 01:24:18,687 --> 01:24:19,686 To get you back together? 1715 01:24:19,688 --> 01:24:20,654 Yeah. 1716 01:24:20,656 --> 01:24:23,624 Mitchell's mom was so mad. 1717 01:25:01,796 --> 01:25:09,736 You're whispering why you'll never leave me. 1718 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:15,709 Whispering why you'll never grieve me, 1719 01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:22,649 whispering, say that you'll believe me. 1720 01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:29,123 Whispering that I love you. 1721 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,137 Looking for a job? 1722 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:46,640 Yep. 1723 01:25:48,776 --> 01:25:51,278 But it appears that my skill set is a bit, um, niche. 1724 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,646 Hmm. 1725 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,348 I bet. 1726 01:25:54,350 --> 01:25:58,118 You know, a record producer came to the lounge last night. 1727 01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,419 Really? 1728 01:25:59,421 --> 01:26:01,522 Did you talk to him? 1729 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,324 He wants a demo. 1730 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,527 That's great. 1731 01:26:06,529 --> 01:26:10,264 I guess I have to make a demo. 1732 01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,600 Yeah, that's fantastic. 1733 01:26:13,602 --> 01:26:14,635 Yeah. 1734 01:26:14,637 --> 01:26:17,037 Yeah, it's... I'm really excited. 1735 01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:18,372 You deserve it. 1736 01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:25,279 Getting Trisha and Mitchell back together, that cost you. 1737 01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:28,715 Didn't it? 1738 01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:30,851 The things you do for love. 1739 01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:31,853 Yeah. 1740 01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:36,823 Why are you sitting here? 1741 01:26:36,825 --> 01:26:42,062 I'm a jerk, a schemer, a professional heartbreaker. 1742 01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:45,065 An idiot. 1743 01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:48,035 Yeah, that too. 1744 01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:49,803 So why would you sit down with me? 1745 01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:54,942 Because love sees past the imperfections. 1746 01:27:30,111 --> 01:27:31,411 Sam? 1747 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:32,379 You ok? 1748 01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:33,381 Shh. 1749 01:27:43,124 --> 01:27:44,524 Sam? 1750 01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:47,094 I thought that was you running in. 1751 01:27:47,096 --> 01:27:48,362 Why are you in such a hurry? 1752 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,864 I was just looking for some flowers. 1753 01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:54,268 Well, it's really great that I ran into you, because I 1754 01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:56,303 want to invite you to my party. 1755 01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:58,138 Oh. 1756 01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,040 Oh, you know, I'm actually busy that night. 1757 01:28:00,042 --> 01:28:00,874 Really? 1758 01:28:00,876 --> 01:28:02,276 Doing what? 1759 01:28:02,278 --> 01:28:05,946 I'm, uh, going out on a date with my girlfriend. 1760 01:28:11,552 --> 01:28:13,053 Your girlfriend's Lexie? 1761 01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:14,421 Yeah. 1762 01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:16,757 We're really serious. 1763 01:28:16,759 --> 01:28:17,759 Incredibly serious. 1764 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:24,665 We've actually kissed on the lips like seven times already. 1765 01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:27,668 We'll probably kiss again when we go on our date. 1766 01:28:27,670 --> 01:28:28,670 Not at your party. 1767 01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:32,973 Oh, ok. 1768 01:28:32,975 --> 01:28:35,342 I'm sorry, I didn't realize. 1769 01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,443 Don't worry about it. 1770 01:28:36,445 --> 01:28:38,578 Yeah, um, thanks for the invite. 1771 01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:40,781 Sure. 1772 01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:42,449 See you later. 1773 01:28:42,451 --> 01:28:43,250 Bye. 1774 01:28:43,252 --> 01:28:44,252 Hmm. 1775 01:28:50,425 --> 01:28:53,827 So you want me to pretend I'm your girlfriend too? 1776 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:58,832 I don't know, you're kind of expensive, like 30%. 1777 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,714 Well, for the right guy, I might do it for free. 1778 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:06,940 Should we practice? 1779 01:29:06,942 --> 01:29:08,041 I'd like that. 1780 01:29:14,315 --> 01:29:15,515 Kissy, kissy, kissy. 1781 01:29:19,987 --> 01:29:22,289 Tully, what are you doing here? 1782 01:29:22,291 --> 01:29:24,558 I was fixing your, um... your, uh. 1783 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:25,492 You're here for the dog. 1784 01:29:25,494 --> 01:29:26,927 He missed me. 1785 01:29:29,897 --> 01:29:30,831 Hey. 1786 01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:32,632 Hey. 1787 01:29:32,634 --> 01:29:34,000 You look different. 1788 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,902 Oh yeah, I got a new doggy razor for beast, 1789 01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:38,538 but I tried it on myself first because his skin is 1790 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:39,906 so sensitive. 1791 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,174 Well, you look great. 1792 01:29:41,176 --> 01:29:42,142 Thanks. 1793 01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:43,410 Whatcha you doing here? 1794 01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,645 I'm fixing your, uh... your, uh... 1795 01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:46,980 He's here for the dog. 1796 01:29:46,982 --> 01:29:47,981 He missed me. 1797 01:29:47,983 --> 01:29:49,249 Oh, ok. 1798 01:29:49,251 --> 01:29:51,184 You know, you guys need each other. 1799 01:29:51,186 --> 01:29:53,153 Why don't you just take him? 1800 01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:54,054 Yeah? 1801 01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:54,988 Yeah. 1802 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:56,723 Did you hear that, beast? 1803 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:58,658 You're coming home with me. 1804 01:29:58,660 --> 01:30:00,594 Velma is gonna love you. 1805 01:30:00,596 --> 01:30:02,863 You guys kinda look the same, too. 1806 01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:06,833 Oh, hey, a box came for you. 1807 01:30:06,835 --> 01:30:08,034 Cool. 1808 01:30:08,036 --> 01:30:09,036 Nice. 1809 01:30:13,441 --> 01:30:15,242 I could probably use this. 1810 01:30:15,244 --> 01:30:16,244 Why? 1811 01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:24,217 Because of your annoying habit of being so adorable. 1812 01:30:24,219 --> 01:30:25,051 Yeah. 1813 01:30:25,053 --> 01:30:26,219 I'm reading this first. 1814 01:30:26,221 --> 01:30:27,221 Lexie. 1815 01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:32,592 I have an idea. 1816 01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:34,227 How about we go to the park, reading 1817 01:30:34,229 --> 01:30:36,563 my book aloud while simultaneously 1818 01:30:36,565 --> 01:30:38,064 listening to your Cd? 1819 01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:39,800 Hmm. 1820 01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:42,736 Can it immediately be followed by watching a "twilight" movie 1821 01:30:42,738 --> 01:30:44,137 of your choice? 1822 01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:47,541 Hmm, that's far too much excellence in one night. 1823 01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:48,975 I think you're right. 1824 01:30:48,977 --> 01:30:50,257 Let's go straight for the movie. 1825 01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:06,126 It's time to top off the night with some team Jacob. 1826 01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:07,093 Edward. 1827 01:31:07,095 --> 01:31:08,995 Team Edward. 1828 01:31:10,933 --> 01:31:13,800 Oh, I poked a bees' nest. 1829 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:16,002 Now I've gone and done it. 1830 01:31:16,004 --> 01:31:20,407 I took a good thing and messed it up. 1831 01:31:20,409 --> 01:31:24,277 All those things I wish I didn't do, 1832 01:31:24,279 --> 01:31:27,013 but I'd take the fall as long as is it's for you. 1833 01:31:27,015 --> 01:31:30,083 Uh, now I'm gonna have to get my act together. 1834 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:31,451 Tell me about your daughter. 1835 01:31:31,453 --> 01:31:33,453 For starters, she's socially awkward. 1836 01:31:33,455 --> 01:31:36,690 At one time, she was very interested in, uh, manicuring. 1837 01:31:36,692 --> 01:31:39,593 She's really fashionable, and he never matches 1838 01:31:39,595 --> 01:31:41,428 his belt with the shoes. 1839 01:31:41,430 --> 01:31:44,130 You give her a science book, and she's 1840 01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:45,765 human chemistry. 1841 01:31:45,767 --> 01:31:47,501 So how did she get a boyfriend? 1842 01:31:47,503 --> 01:31:49,269 We have no idea. 1843 01:31:49,271 --> 01:31:50,670 How did they meet? 1844 01:31:50,672 --> 01:31:53,340 She picked him up on the side of the road. 1845 01:31:53,342 --> 01:31:54,608 Hitchhiking. 1846 01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,843 She was on her skateboard, and that's 1847 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,979 where she met this, um, fellow. 1848 01:31:58,981 --> 01:32:01,147 Kind of a turd in a punchbowl kind of thing. 1849 01:32:01,149 --> 01:32:02,983 I hate to confess, but I actually tried to pay the guy 1850 01:32:02,985 --> 01:32:04,150 off to get him to leave. 1851 01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:05,619 How much did you offer him, honey? 1852 01:32:05,621 --> 01:32:07,120 Not enough. 1853 01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:10,857 He recently got her into anime and that is not ok. 1854 01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,660 I don't even think that they talked at all together. 1855 01:32:13,662 --> 01:32:14,895 When he came over... 1856 01:32:14,897 --> 01:32:16,396 They were texting across the table. http://archiveha.net 1857 01:32:16,398 --> 01:32:17,564 He's a little bit of a bum. 1858 01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:18,865 I mean, she's a great girl. 1859 01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:20,000 She deserves a great guy. 1860 01:32:20,002 --> 01:32:21,301 He wants to breed ants. 1861 01:32:21,303 --> 01:32:22,569 I'm not really fond of his skateboard. 1862 01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:23,837 Who breeds ants? 1863 01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:25,705 Long term is what I'm worried about. 1864 01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:28,041 I mean, how are they gonna provide for my grandchildren? 1865 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:29,009 We need you. 1866 01:32:29,011 --> 01:32:30,143 We really need your help. 1867 01:32:30,145 --> 01:32:31,177 We love our daughter. 1868 01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:32,846 She's awkward, but we love her. 1869 01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:33,914 They've got to be broken up. 1870 01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,315 When could you start? 125502