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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,910 UH, YES, HELLO. IT SEEMS THAT A GENEROUS DONATION 2 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,080 HAS BEEN MADE IN MY NAME TO YOUR ORGANIZATION, 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,514 AND I WAS WONDERING, 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:17,151 HOW DOES YOUR RETURN POLICY WORK? 5 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,886 YES, I'M SERIOUS. 6 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:23,424 I WANT YOU TO MARCH SOME OF THOSE DIMES RIGHT BACK MY WAY. 7 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,024 HELLO? 8 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,660 HELLO?! 9 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,229 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DR. SOLOMON. 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:28,996 I BAKED YOU SOME COOKIES. 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:29,963 OH! 12 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:34,001 THANK YOU, NINA. 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,471 AND I GOT THIS FOR YOU. 14 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,074 YOU'RE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 15 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,642 AND DON'T TRY TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK, 16 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,777 BECAUSE THEY WON'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY OVER THERE. 17 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,014 WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL! 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,350 THE FIRST ANNUAL ALBRIGHT 19 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,420 NEW YEAR'S FONDUE PARTY IS ON! 20 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,921 THAT'S GREAT. 21 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,858 WOW! Ph.D.s AND MELTED CHEESE! 22 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,761 THE COPS ARE GOING TO HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL. 23 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:01,662 I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, DICK, 24 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,097 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS PARTY. 25 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:06,934 OH, YES. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE STINK OF A GOOD FONDUE. 26 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,970 BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT THE WHOLE HULLABALOO IS ABOUT NEW YEAR'S. 27 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:10,604 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 28 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,039 WELL, IT'S SO ARBITRARY. 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,074 THE EARTH MAKES ONE ORBIT AROUND THE SUN 30 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,909 RIGHT BACK TO THIS RANDOM POINT. 31 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,278 I MEAN, THE MAN WHO CAME UP WITH THIS CALENDAR 32 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,912 THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT. 33 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,014 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ON HIS TEAM? 34 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,653 YOU KNOW, A YEAR GOES BY, 35 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,189 YOU THINK WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT, 36 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,125 BUT, SURE, I MADE DEAN, I'M MAKING A LOT MORE MONEY, 37 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:35,763 I HAVE TREMENDOUS POWER OVER ALL OF MY FRIENDS... 38 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,898 OH, YEAH, I HAD A GREAT YEAR. 39 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,745 AND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY 40 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,910 OH, YOU GUYS HAVING A NEW YEAR'S BASH HERE? 41 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,912 THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY. 42 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,013 NEED ANY HELP THAT NIGHT? 43 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,648 WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR NEW YEAR'S? 44 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,717 OH, YEAH! 45 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,687 NO. 46 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,357 OH, HEY, WE NEED A PARTY COORDINATOR. 47 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,392 CAN YOU COUNT DOWN FROM ONE TO 10? 48 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:39,560 YOU MEAN 10 TO ONE? 49 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,296 WOW! YOU'RE GOING TO BE GOOD. 50 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,934 OH, MY GOD! 51 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:47,768 LARRY! 52 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,271 MRS. DeGUZMAN! 53 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:54,074 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS SINCE WE GRADUATED FROM NIGHT SCHOOL! 54 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:57,945 LOOK AT YOU, MAN. YOU MADE IT. 55 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,813 I BET IF WE EVER HAVE A CLASS REUNION, 56 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,782 YOU'LL BE PSYCHED. 57 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:07,255 YEAH, MR. BIG SHOT BARTENDER. 58 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,457 YOU TWO HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING WORK? 59 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,725 OH, THERE ARE JOBS OUT THERE, 60 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,562 BUT YOU EITHER NEED EXPERIENCE OR A COLLEGE EDUCATION 61 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:18,899 OR AN EXPLANATION FOR WHERE YOU'VE BEEN FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS. 62 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,269 WAIT A SECOND. I GOT AN IDEA. 63 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,308 SAY, DOUG! 64 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,109 YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT 65 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,245 HIRING ON AN EXTRA COUPLE OF PEOPLE? 66 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:31,879 NO. 67 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,514 WELL, YOUR SEARCH IS OVER! 68 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,015 I FOUND YOU THE PEOPLE. 69 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,588 CAN YOU VOUCH FOR THEM? 70 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,256 WELL, I'M NOT THE BEST JUDGE OF CHARACTER, 71 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,525 BUT YES, YES, I CAN. 72 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,198 Both: * FAH WHO FORE-AZE 73 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,434 * DA WHO DOR-AZE 74 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,168 * WELCOME, CHRISTMAS 75 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,638 OH, COME ON! 76 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,673 HOW CAN THEY LET THE GRINCH CARVE THE ROAST BEAST 77 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,908 AFTER WHAT HE DID? 78 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:05,313 I THINK THEY FEEL BAD FOR HIM BECAUSE OF HIS ENLARGED HEART. 79 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,948 TOTALLY UNREALISTIC. 80 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,351 HEY, YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS, LOOK WHAT DON GOT ME! 81 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,719 WOW! WOW! 82 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,186 YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETIE! 83 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,889 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS DAY EVER! 84 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,659 I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE. 85 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,995 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET HER THE EARRINGS. 86 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:22,696 EARRINGS? 87 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,298 Tommy: WHOOPS. 88 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,399 THERE WERE EARRINGS? 89 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,767 WELL, THEY MATCH THE NECKLACE, 90 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,835 BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE NEXT YEAR. 91 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,237 WOW. NECKLACE AND EARRINGS... 92 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,810 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. 93 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,446 ALL YOU NEED. 94 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,749 MAYBE THE STORE'S OPEN. 95 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,851 THEY GUY'S JEWISH! 96 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,356 SO, DICK, YOU WANT ME TO RESERVE YOU A TABLE 97 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,156 FOR THE NEW YEAR'S BASH? 98 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,492 UH, NO. MARY'S HAVING A FONDUE PARTY. 99 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,727 WHAT'S THE BIG WHOOP ABOUT NEW YEAR'S ANYWAY? 100 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:54,962 I DON'T KNOW. 101 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,297 MARY SAYS IT'S A GOOD WAY TO MARK HER YEAR'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS. 102 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,868 AH. WELL, I HAD A PRETTY GREAT YEAR. 103 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,604 I LOST MY VIRGINITY 104 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:07,508 AND I COMPLETELY MASTERED THE ART OF MANIPULATING DON. 105 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,643 OH, AND I GOT SOME GREAT SWEATERS. 106 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:14,448 NICE GOING. I GRADUATED FROM NIGHT SCHOOL. 107 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,249 I RESCUED HARRY FROM THAT FREAK SHOW. 108 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,385 I STILL HAVEN'T THANKED YOU FOR THAT. 109 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:21,755 AND I, UH... 110 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,391 WELL, THERE'S SO MANY. WHERE DO I BEGIN? 111 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,394 THERE'S, UH... 112 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,094 WELL? 113 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,429 WELL, FOR ONE THING, 114 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:33,066 I SAVED THAT CHILD FROM DROWNING IN HER ABOVE-GROUND SWIMMING POOL. 115 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,435 YOU DIDN'T SAVE ANY KID. 116 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,003 WE SAW THAT ON THE NEWS. 117 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,707 OH. THEN I GUESS I DIDN'T PITCH THAT NO-HITTER IN CLEVELAND. 118 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,009 NO, SIR. NOT THAT I RECALL. 119 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,243 WELL, FINE. 120 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,045 I CAN'T BE CONCERNED WITH TRIVIALITIES. 121 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,114 MY ACHIEVEMENTS ARE GRANDER, 122 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,149 AND IF, AS SUCH, THEY ARE HARDER TO DEFINE, 123 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,284 THEN THEY ARE ALL THAT MUCH GRANDER FOR IT! 124 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,359 THERE. NOW THIS SAYS FUN! 125 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,596 YEP. SAYS SO RIGHT THERE. 126 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:06,033 I MEAN, THE WHOLE VIBE OF THE SIGN SAYS FUN. 127 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,001 YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 128 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,771 OH, NO. 129 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,273 LARRY! DeGUZMAN! 130 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,943 COULD YOU GUYS COME OVER HERE FOR A SECOND? 131 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,646 YOU GUYS, WHY ARE THESE DRINKS JUST SITTING HERE? 132 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:21,114 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE FOR MRS. DeGUZMAN'S TABLE. 133 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,249 NO WAY! 134 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,984 I'M THE HOSTESS! 135 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,456 I'M WARNING YOU, MAN. 136 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,959 SHE'S A BITCH ON WHEELS. 137 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:35,729 JUST, UH, DELIVER THE DRINKS, OK? 138 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:41,068 [HUMMING 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS] 139 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,870 * DA DEE DAH DUH 140 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,572 SALLY! 141 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:47,407 MERRY CHRISTMAS, PART 2. 142 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,642 FOR ME? 143 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,912 OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 144 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,648 OH, MY GOD! THEY'RE PERFECT! 145 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:58,752 THEY'LL LOOK SO GREAT AT THE STARLIGHT ROOM ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 146 00:06:58,786 --> 00:06:59,720 THE STARLIGHT ROOM. 147 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,822 HA HA HA HA! 148 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,056 THE STARLIGHT ROOM? 149 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:06,794 SALLY, THAT PARTY IS FOR RUTHERFORD'S MOVERS AND SHAKERS. 150 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,996 DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPOSSIBLE THOSE TICKETS ARE TO GET? 151 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,331 ALL I KNOW 152 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,401 IS HOW POWERFUL MY BOYFRIEND 153 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,070 DON ORVILLE IS. 154 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,507 THAT MAY BE, BUT IT'S SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 155 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,743 I'M SURE YOU COULD PULL A LITTLE STRINGY-WINGY. 156 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,082 I'LL DO MY BEST. 157 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,018 I'M GOING TO GO PUT THESE ON. 158 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,832 SHE PLAYS ME LIKE A BIG, DUMB CELLO. 159 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,433 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 160 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,735 ALL RIGHT, SO I'M WORKING HERE. 161 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,002 SO QUIT RIDING ME! 162 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,171 UH, LARRY. LARRY 163 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,373 LET'S NOT INSULT THE CUSTOMERS, OK? 164 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,775 I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU, MAN. 165 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,677 I'VE GOT PROBLEMS WITH RAGE. 166 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:05,018 WOW! THIS MAN JUST GAVE $1 BILLION TO THE U.N.! 167 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,587 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 168 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:10,390 IN FEBRUARY, I TOOK THE WHOLE FAMILY TO SIZZLER. 169 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:14,061 AND FOR NO BIG REASON, JUST TO DO IT. 170 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,963 CAN YOU IMAGINE SPENDING 8 MONTHS 171 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,465 BUILDING AN ORPHANAGE IN BOSNIA? 172 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,967 BIG DEAL. 173 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,705 WAR-TORN COUNTRIES ARE JUST FULL OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR SHOW-OFFS. 174 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,239 WE BETTER BE OFF. 175 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,241 IT'S TIME FOR THE CIDER FESTIVAL. 176 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,543 OH, NO. YOU GO WITHOUT ME. 177 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:32,279 I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT THINGS TO ACHIEVE. 178 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,446 BUT WE WERE GOING TO GO. 179 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,148 I'M SORRY, MARY, 180 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,784 BUT DO BRING ME BACK SOME CIDER, 181 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,787 AND DON'T LET IT GET COLD, 'CAUSE THEN IT'S JUST JUICE. 182 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,522 YOU PAY! 183 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,659 YOU PAY NOW! 184 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:46,994 I WILL NOT! 185 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,730 OH, I'M SORRY. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, CHET? 186 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,498 HEY, FRIEND, YOU TRYING TO STIFF THE LADY? 187 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,399 THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 188 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,134 I'M NOT STIFFING HER. 189 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,569 I WAITED FOR OVER A HALF AN HOUR. 190 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,304 SHE NEVER BROUGHT ME MY HOT WINGS. 191 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,773 BUT I PUT THEM RIGHT OVER THERE ON THE BAR FOR YOU! 192 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,374 OH, THOSE? 193 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:04,077 I ATE THOSE. 194 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,545 VERY GREASY. 195 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,348 I DID YOU A FAVOR. 196 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,551 EMPLOYEE MEETING, EMPLOYEE MEETING. 197 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,421 GUYS, COME ON. I WENT OUT ON A LIMB FOR YOU. 198 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,356 DON'T MAKE ME LOOK BAD. 199 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,059 LECTURE BEGINS. 200 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,094 Tommy: OK, ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT I'M THINKING IS 201 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,230 WE CLEAR OUT THESE TABLES HERE, 202 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,165 AND WE HAVE ROOM FOR A CONGA LINE! 203 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,466 OH, MY GOD! 204 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,102 COULD I BE THE PERSON THAT YELLS OUT CONGA? 205 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,939 YOU KNOW, TO GET STUFF GOING? 206 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,140 YEAH, OK. 207 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:37,945 [HUMMING] 208 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,279 SALLY? 209 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,748 NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE. 210 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,815 PRESTO! 211 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,116 2 TICKETS TO THE STARLIGHT ROOM! 212 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,085 OH, DON, THAT'S SO COOL! 213 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,820 LET'S SCALP 'EM! 214 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,555 WHAT? 215 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,424 WELL, I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO ANYMORE. 216 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,860 TOMMY'S PLANNING A REALLY FUN 217 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,995 NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY HERE. SEE? "FUN." 218 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,165 SALLY, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET THOSE TICKETS? 219 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:03,003 LET'S JUST SAY I WASN'T SHY WITH THE NIGHTSTICK. 220 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:09,442 DON, LISTEN, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE 221 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,444 AS LONG AS IT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE. 222 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,015 NO. 223 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:20,654 OH, YOU BIG, SILLY MAN. 224 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:26,459 NO. 225 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,295 IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK THIS TIME, 226 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,097 POOPKIN. 227 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:34,534 HEY, I'M CRYING HERE! 228 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,738 THAT HAS NEVER NOT WORKED. 229 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,172 IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 230 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:43,510 I MAY HAVE SQUANDERED 362 DAYS, BUT THE YEAR IS NOT LOST! 231 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,412 I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! 232 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,114 YOU, I BEG YOU. 233 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,248 STEP FORWARD. 234 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:52,886 AND YOU, SIR. PLEASE, DO NOT BE AFRAID. COME FORWARD! 235 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,856 LET ALL MEN, WHITE AND BLACK, BLACK AND WHITE, 236 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,958 PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES 237 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:02,796 AND JOIN HANDS AND WALK TOGETHER DOWN THE STREETS OF RUTHERFORD! 238 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,465 LET THERE BE PEACE AND HARMONY IN THE VALLEY. 239 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,069 FOR I, DICK SOLOMON, HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE! 240 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,309 DICK? WHAT? 241 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,379 JAKE AND HENRY ARE BOWLING PARTNERS. 242 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,915 THEY'RE, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS. 243 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,116 FINE. 244 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:23,951 IF THEY'RE NOT WILLING 245 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,485 TO SERVE AS EXAMPLES FOR OUR CHILDREN, 246 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,156 THEN LET IT BE ON THEIR HEADS. I TRIED. 247 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,958 I AM SUCH A LOSER. 248 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,564 [DOORBELL RINGS] 249 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,201 VINCENT, WELCOME! 250 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,235 I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER YOU HAD A CHANCE 251 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,837 TO STOP BY THE CIDER FESTIVAL. 252 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,738 I DID. 253 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,339 WELL, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH CIDER. 254 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,414 DICK, WHAT'S WRONG? 255 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,216 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME CUBE THE HAVARTI. 256 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,852 I GUESS YOU CAN FILE THAT 257 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,353 WITH ALL THE OTHER BROKEN DREAMS 258 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,357 AND UNFULFILLED PLANS OF 1998. 259 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,125 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 260 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,659 THIS YEAR HAS BEEN A DISASTER. 261 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,162 I'VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. MARY, DO YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING! 262 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:09,930 [DOORBELL RINGS] 263 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:10,898 THAT'S A SHAME. 264 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:14,467 WHY DON'T YOU TALK FOOTBALL WITH STRUDWICK? 265 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,368 JUDITH! 266 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,771 JUST BACK FROM THE CIDERFEST. 267 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,040 WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF CIDER, EVERYONE. 268 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,775 DRINK UP! 269 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,543 VINCENT, HAVE YOU EVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT 270 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,878 WHERE YOUR TIME GOES? 271 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,413 I CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE, DICK, BUT-- 272 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,614 WELL, I HAVE. 273 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,450 THE LAST YEAR, I'VE SPENT 4 MONTHS SLEEPING, 274 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,619 2 1/2 WEEKS SITTING IN TRAFFIC, 275 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:37,757 2 DAYS FLOSSING, 34 HOURS WATCHING THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. 276 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:41,829 WHILE I HAVE SEEN EVERY TYPE OF ANIMAL EAT EVERY OTHER TYPE OF ANIMAL, 277 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,364 IT HARDLY MAKES FOR A STELLAR 1998. 278 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,366 I HAVE TO GO STAND OVER THERE NOW. 279 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,506 NINA. 280 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,242 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, SALLY? 281 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,409 OH, NOTHING. 282 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,512 JUST WONDERING IF YOU, UH, YOU KNOW, WANTED TO HANG OUT. 283 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,114 IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. 284 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,649 AREN'T YOU GOING OUT WITH DON? 285 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,351 NO. I'M MAD AT HIM. 286 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,819 WHY? 287 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,187 BECAUSE I WAS CRYING. 288 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,489 WHAT? OH, MY GOD. 289 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:13,493 YEAH. I WAS ONLY DOING IT TO GET WHAT I WANTED FROM HIM. 290 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:18,966 UH, SALLY, DO YOU ALWAYS CRY TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? 291 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,068 NO. 292 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:25,338 USUALLY ALL I DO, YOU KNOW, IS PUSH MY BOOBS OUT AT HIM. 293 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,575 OR SOMETIMES I GO LIKE THIS. 294 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,376 OH, REALLY? 295 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,677 YEAH. I ONLY GO TO THE CRYING PLACE 296 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,946 IF I'M REALLY BACKED INTO A CORNER. 297 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,781 AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S MAD ABOUT THAT? 298 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,716 NO. YOU THINK HE'S CRAZY? 299 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,285 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 300 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,553 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST PUSHING HIS BUTTONS. 301 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,722 RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 302 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,457 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE. 303 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,392 WHY? 304 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,227 WHY? BECAUSE IF YOU JUST KEEP CRYING 305 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,495 AND POUTING TO GET YOUR OWN WAY, 306 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,430 HE'S GOING TO TAKE A WALK. 307 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,533 OH, MY GOD! 308 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,136 I DON'T WANT DON TO TAKE A WALK. 309 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,704 THANKS, NINA. 310 00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:02,209 YOU SURE KNOW A LOT FOR A WOMAN WHO NEVER HAS A BOYFRIEND. 311 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,911 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 312 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,113 THEN WHY ARE YOU SITTING HOME ALONE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? 313 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,648 I'M NOT. I'M GOING TO A PARTY. 314 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,850 SURE, YOU ARE, NINA. 315 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,824 DICK, STOP THROWING BREAD IN THE POT. 316 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,726 YOU'RE WASTING IT. 317 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,828 LIKE BREAD IN THE FONDUE POT, 318 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,232 SO ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 319 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,068 IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. YOU'RE BRINGING US DOWN. 320 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,571 DICK, CHEER UP OR YOU'LL BE WHISTLING THROUGH YOUR CHEEK. 321 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,539 BUT, MARY-- 322 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,508 NO "BUT, MARYS." THIS IS A PARTY, NOT A WAKE, 323 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,944 SO ACT LIKE IT. 324 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,711 OH, ALL RIGHT. 325 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,047 EVERYBODY, 326 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:40,948 A TOAST! 327 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,849 A TOAST! 328 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,618 AS THE OLD YEAR DRAWS TO A CLOSE, 329 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,788 ONE CAN'T HELP BUT REFLECT ON WHAT HASN'T BEEN DONE 330 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,591 AND WHAT CAN NEVER BE RECLAIMED. 331 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,526 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THIS YEAR, 332 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,895 IT IS LOST, IT IS GONE, 333 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,064 AND AS I LOOK AROUND ME, 334 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,098 I CAN HONESTLY SAY 335 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,400 THAT THERE IS NO GROUP THAT I WOULD RATHER BE WITH 336 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,170 TO FACE THE GRIM SPECTER OF DEATH 337 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:07,640 RACING AT BLINDING SPEED SO INEXORABLY TOWARDS US. 338 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,512 CHEERS 339 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,346 AW, JEEZ! 340 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,781 WHO WANTS TO GO BAR-HOPPING? 341 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:15,848 GREAT IDEA! 342 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,351 LET'S GO. 343 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,752 DICK. YES? 344 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,354 LOCK UP WHEN YOU LEAVE. 345 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,560 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 346 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,661 IT'S OUT OF CONTROL OUT THERE. 347 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,231 EVERYBODY EXPECTS YOU TO WAIT ON THEM HAND AND FOOT. 348 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,365 YOU GOT ANY 7s? 349 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,466 OH, I SEE. 350 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,602 WELL, THERE'S A GOOD REASON FOR THAT. 351 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,537 IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE. 352 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,941 IT'S YOUR FREAKIN' JOB! 353 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,144 20 MINUTES TO GO BETWEEN NOW AND ZERO HOUR. 354 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,712 NOBODY GOES DRY, YOU UNDERSTAND? 355 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,114 IS THAT CHAMPAGNE? I CAN'T BE AROUND THE STUFF. 356 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,481 IT TAKES ME TO A BAD PLACE. 357 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,950 AAH! 358 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,619 NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME. 359 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,254 YOU AND YOU 360 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,590 ARE GOING TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THAT MAN TELLS YOU TO DO. 361 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,358 GO! 362 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,059 GO! 363 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,460 MOVE! MOVE! 364 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,975 SALLY. 365 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:20,713 DON. I WAS AFRAID I WOULDN'T SEE YOU HERE TONIGHT! 366 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,216 I WAS AFRAID I WOULDN'T SEE YOU, EITHER! 367 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,685 DON, I HAVE BEEN SUCH A JERK! 368 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,986 NO, SALLY, LOOK, 369 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,489 I'M SORRY I HAD TO READ YOU THE RIOT ACT, 370 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,258 BUT YOU CROSSED OVER THE LINE. 371 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,459 NO, I KNOW! I KNOW! 372 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,328 SAY NO MORE. 373 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:42,435 LISTEN, DON, I HAVE REALIZED THAT I AM REALLY, REALLY HOT. 374 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,204 WHAT? 375 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,341 I AM REALLY, REALLY HOT! 376 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,978 AND THAT GIVES ME THE POWER TO RENDER MEN DEFENSELESS, 377 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,415 BUT WITH THAT POWER COMES A CERTAIN RESPONSIBILITY, 378 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,150 AND I KNOW THAT NOW. 379 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:01,454 THAT'S GOOD, SALLY, BECAUSE A MAN'S GOT TO HAVE HIS DIGNITY. 380 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,924 OF COURSE HE DOES! 381 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,460 WELL, THEN WE AGREE TO AGREE. 382 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,496 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 383 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,565 SO WHAT SHOULD I DO THE NEXT TIME I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING 384 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,201 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO? 385 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,035 HOW ABOUT WE DON'T DO IT? 386 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,241 INTERESTING. 387 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:24,977 WHOO HOO! RING IN THE NEW! 388 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,114 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 389 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,581 OH. OH. OH. 390 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,585 DICK, YOU JUST GOING TO SIT OUT HERE IN THE COLD? 391 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,120 YES. 392 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,421 GOOD. WE'LL BE INSIDE. 393 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,996 JUST WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH SITTING OUT HERE? 394 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,433 I'M HOPING THAT I'LL FREEZE SOLID 395 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,667 AND BECOME A MONUMENT 396 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:52,038 TO ALL THOSE WHO LIVE LIVES OF QUIET DESPERATION. 397 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:56,976 THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN LOSER. 398 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,678 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, 399 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:02,382 GIVE UP MY NEW YEAR'S AND SIT HERE AND TELL YOU HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE? 400 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,425 ALL RIGHT. IT'S 11:58. EVERYTHING'S SET. 401 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,327 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT! 402 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,329 LARRY, WE'RE AT T-MINUS 2 MINUTES. 403 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,331 OK? ALL RIGHT! 404 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,532 [WHOOSH] 405 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,400 [CHEERING] 406 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,770 * SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * 407 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,037 * AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND... * 408 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:29,008 NO! STOP SINGING! IT'S NOT TIME! 409 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,779 SOUNDS NICE. 410 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,113 IT SURE DOES. 411 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,582 JUDITH IS A LITTLE FLAT. 412 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,884 YEAH. 413 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,320 WELL, THAT'S IT. 414 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,121 IT'S NEW YEAR'S. 415 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,923 IT IS? 416 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,458 IT'S 1999. 417 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,696 IT'S--IT'S LITERALLY A NEW YEAR. 418 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,666 THAT'S WHERE THE NAME CAME FROM. 419 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,868 MARY, THIS IS WONDERFUL! 420 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,538 I FEEL LIKE A VAST WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED. 421 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:04,143 I SEE THIS ENDLESS HORIZON RICH WITH POSSIBILITY! 422 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,746 I SEE 15 GALLONS OF SPOILED CIDER 423 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,317 AND A POT OF CONGEALED FONDUE. 424 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,685 OH, GOD, MARY. I'M SO SORRY. 425 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,021 I'VE RUINED YOUR PARTY, YOUR NIGHT. 426 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:15,922 I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. 427 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,225 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 428 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,894 I'VE GOT A LOT OF BURNT CHEESE TO SCRAPE WHEN I GET HOME. 429 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,797 I'LL SCRAPE YOUR CHEESE, MARY. 430 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,865 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 431 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,833 PLEASE? 432 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,736 AS OF MIDNIGHT, I BECAME A NEW MAN. 433 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,740 CAN'T WE JUST SHUT THE DOOR ON LAST YEAR AND LOOK AHEAD? 434 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:34,874 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 435 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,511 NEW YEAR'S WAS JUST A RANDOM SPOT IN THE EARTH'S ORBIT. 436 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,813 THAT WAS LAST YEAR'S DICK. HE IS SO OVER. 437 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,951 PLEASE? 438 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,056 YES! 439 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,325 [SINGING AND BLOWING HORNS] 440 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,227 STOP IT! STOP CELEBRATING! 441 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,429 IT'S NOT TIME! 442 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,865 HAPPY NEW YEAR, HARRY! 443 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,900 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 444 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,303 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 445 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,104 YOU'RE FIRED! 446 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,878 [AS TIME GOES BY PLAYS] 447 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,019 OHH, THIS IS FANTASTIC. 448 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,921 JUST ME AND THE WOMAN I LOVE 449 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,691 DANCING ALONE IN THE COLD, STILL AIR 450 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,694 OF A CRYSTALLINE WINTER'S NIGHT. 451 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,929 I'VE BEEN A FOOL, AND YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME. 452 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,664 IT'S A PERFECT NEW YEAR. 453 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:36,969 [BELLS CHIMING] 454 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,271 WHAT'S THAT? 455 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,173 IT'S THE BELLS AT THE OLD CHURCH. 456 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,610 OH, MY GOD, DICK IT'S NEW YEAR'S NOW! 457 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,045 SO THE WHOLE TIME WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE TOGETHER CELEBRATING... 458 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,114 IT WAS 1998. 459 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,384 SO I'VE SALVAGED 1998! 460 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,184 MARY, THAT MEANS-- 461 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,786 OH, DICK, SHH! 462 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,655 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. 463 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,357 DON'T SPOIL IT. 464 00:20:58,891 --> 00:20:59,326 BUT IT'S SUCH-- 465 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,362 SHH! 466 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:02,729 I'M READY TO-- 467 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,765 SHH! 468 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,500 HAPPY NEW YEAR, MARY. 469 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,068 HAPPY NEW YEAR, DICK. 470 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,889 I'VE RUINED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE PARTY. 471 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,558 AWW. 472 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,093 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! IN 15 SECONDS 473 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,095 IT'S NEW YEAR'S IN UTAH! 474 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,464 YOU GET ANOTHER CHANCE! 475 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:37,897 YEAH! 476 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,532 COME ON, TOMMY! 477 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:40,833 ALL RIGHT! 478 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,536 COUNTDOWN 99 IS ON THE LAUNCHPAD! 479 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:44,637 10! 480 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,905 All: 9... 481 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:46,639 8... 482 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,913 I JUST GET SO EXCITED. 32945

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