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The Simpsons.
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Manjula, why did you bring
the octuplets to work?
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This is supposed to be
our special time together.
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Some special time.
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I get to stand around
watching you sell
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fatty poisons to
overfed Americans.
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You'd think that would
deter me, but no.
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Look. Please, can you
just take the children home?
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The porno magazine buyers are too
embarrassed to make their move. Look.
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Come on.
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All right.
Let's go, children.
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Cleanup in
all the aisles.
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Welcome, steady customer.
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I see you are ready for
the Civil War reenactment.
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I need some supplies.
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A keg of beer and a six-pack
to hold me until I tap the keg.
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Here you go.
Thanks.
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Are you sure
you don't want to come?
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In a Civil War reenactment,
we need lots of Indians to shoot.
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I don't know which part of
that sentence to correct first.
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But I cannot come.
I work 22 hours a day
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and then I go home to a
wife who will not touch me.
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The Indian rope trick has
become the Indian nope trick.
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The Squishee Lady!
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Oh, my God.
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I know you must get this all the
time, but can I suggest a flavor?
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Go ahead.
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Grape.
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Hello, Annette.
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How's life, handsome?
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Oh, take a penny,
leave a penny.
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Hey, she called me
"handsome."
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She likes you.
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Put in a good word
for grape.
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Come on, guys!
We're gonna be late!
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Okay, okay.
Don't go Mary Todd on us.
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Come on, Barney.
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If you're gonna be General
Grant, you have to have a drink.
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Yeah, but I'm
a recovering alcoholic, so...
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One drink won't hurt.
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Hey, you're right.
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I was afraid it would
start me drinking again,
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but it didn't!
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The second battle of Springfield
was fought by the North,
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the South,
and the East
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to keep Springfield
in, out of,
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and next to the
Union, respectively.
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Now, the actual battle
was fought over there
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where that man
is standing,
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but he won't move,
so we'll do it here.
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Very good. And now,
let the battle be joined.
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Bang, bang.
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Pow, pow.
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Hit with stick. Hit with
stick. Die, you bastard.
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Whoa. Whoa, damn it.
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For me, the war is over!
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This battlefield is
rife with inaccuracy.
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You, dead people,
stop playing cards!
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And Stonewall Jackson,
stop rollerblading!
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The South will boogie again!
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This was supposed
to be a mock battle!
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Mock! Don't worry.
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I'm just gonna drain
the area around your wound.
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So cold. So cold.
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We are gathered
here this Memorial Day
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to once again honor
you World War II veterans.
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Truly, you are
the greatest generation.
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Keep it coming, Brokaw!
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Lauding your legacy
is a labor of love.
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You're damn right, it is!
You can't thank us enough!
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Every generation stinks
but ours!
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Sounds like America's
enemies are at it again.
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Greatest generation
to the rescue!
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And when I come back,
I want a foot rub!
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Yes, master.
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General, I hereby surrender.
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Ow! Not the pointed end,
you dumbass!
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Reinforcements!
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Tanks? Oh, this is
just too inaccurate.
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Well, then you're
definitely not going
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to like my steam-powered
super spider.
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With the stepping and the
squishing and the webs made of nylon.
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The nylon
has been released!
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Now, you just take the kids
home. I've gotta return this keg.
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Are you sure you can
get your deposit back?
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It's in pretty bad shape.
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Why do you always take
the side of local merchants?
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Now, Apu, when you gave
me this keg, it had dents.
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And here's proof.
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Hey. Apu?
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That giggle is none of
my business, or is it?
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Squishee Lady, you've had
less than eight kids, haven't you?
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Haven't you?
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Please do the Hindu
that you do so well.
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Avert your eyes, eunuch.
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What's a eunuch?
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"Unique... Unite..."
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Homie, what's wrong?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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There's nothing
eating me up inside.
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Oh. It must
be something big.
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Something you did?
No! Something you saw?
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Apu is having
an affair?
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I know.
Can you believe it?
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Oh, Manjula's
just gonna die!
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How did you find out?
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In my role as customer,
I saw the whole thing.
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Oh, this is so awkward.
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Today's the day
we play badminton with them.
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Oh, I hope no one makes
any double entendres.
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Oh, Apu, you keep scoring
while my back is turned.
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Are you sure
you're not cheating?
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Now, Manjula, do you want
me to find another partner?
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No! No, no, let's just keep
playing. What's the score?
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Dirty love.
I mean 30-love!
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I mean,
anyone for penis?
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I'll just get
the shuttlecock.
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Here, guys.
Why don't we play this?
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Marge, why are you crying?
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You're not in
any physical pain,
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the only kind of pain
a man can understand.
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We have to do something
to save that marriage.
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Maybe I should just tell
Manjula. Or you could talk to Apu.
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He already knows.
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Let's tell Krusty.
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What would
that accomplish?
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That guy's hilarious. His
reaction would be priceless.
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Apu is cheating.
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That's sad.
All those kids.
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I think he's building
to something.
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So anyway, if you take that
bottle down and pass it around...
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I know. I know. There will be 47
bottles of beer on the wall. Yes.
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Homer, you did not
bring me here for this.
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What is it that
you want to tell me?
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Okay. This isn't easy, so I'm
just gonna come out and say it.
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Let's say this pepper got
married to this salt shaker,
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and along comes
sexy Mrs. Dash.
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Homie, it's 11:00 at night.
Have you told him yet?
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A girl in the bar!
What do we do?
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Watch and learn,
you dinks.
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Ma'am.
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Is there something
you want to tell me?
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I saw you and
that Squishee Lady
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canoodling like
junkyard rabbits!
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It's true.
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It only happened once,
but I am so ashamed.
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I am scum.
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Yes, you are scum.
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What do you think
I should do?
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Tell that woman it's over
between you and her.
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Yes. First thing in
the morning, I promise.
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Hey, Marge, you care
for a tropical drink?
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Sure.
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Is that Windex?
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It's Windelle.
I can't afford Windex.
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Okay, Apu,
be strong.
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Before you measure my
syrup levels, I must talk to you.
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While you talk,
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I'm just gonna help myself
to some licorice rope.
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As much as I enjoy your
company, and I truly do,
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I must insist that from
this point forward, we not...
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Oh, my goodness!
What are you doing?
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Whoa, ha-mahatama, hatama, hatama,
hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama.
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Not tonight.
I said not tonight.
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Wait, something's wrong.
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Why aren't you
pressuring me for sex?
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Oh, I'm just happy
to lie here
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appreciating
and respecting you.
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Okay, Buster,
what is going on?
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Nothing! How can you even
accuse me of repeated infidelity?
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I am so angry, I could just,
I could fall asleep! I...
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...completely innocent.
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Apu! Come here a moment!
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This better be good because you
are interrupting my faithfulness...
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Oh, boy.
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I took the tape out of the
store surveillance camera. Look.
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Oh, Apu,
scratch and win!
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That's good adultery!
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Oh, I am
so sorry, Manjula.
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Oh! Get out
of my home, Apu!
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I always thought karma was
baloney, but not anymore.
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Caramel baloney.
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Hey, Kirk Van Houten.
I live across the way.
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If you don't like losing at
cribbage, stay out of my place.
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Okay.
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No, no! I'll let you
win. I'll let you win.
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God, I'm really lonely.
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Welcome back to
Inside The Actors Studio.
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We've met
Rainier Wolfcastle,
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actor, novelist, barbecue
sauce spokesman.
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Now can we meet McBain?
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Let me get into character.
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Okay, I'm McBain.
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All right, Mendoza!
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I'll give you the Maxwell Circuit
if you put down my daughter.
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It's a pleasure to
eat your lead, good sir.
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Kids, we want to talk
to you about something.
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You might hear from
your friends or co-workers
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that Apu isn't
living at home anymore.
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I just wish there was
something we could do.
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Oh, Homer, are you
thinking what I'm thinking?
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You bet I am.
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You can run,
but you can't glide!
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USA! USA!
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Tonight, we invite both
Manjula and Apu for dinner,
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but we don't tell them
the other one's coming.
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And Krusty.
We gotta invite Krusty.
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I keep telling you,
off-camera,
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he's a desperately
unhappy man.
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But if we remind Apu and
Manjula of why they fell in love,
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maybe they can
work out their problems.
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Yeah! 'Cause if they don't...
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Manjula, we've got a
special guest for you.
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Is it my
husband's whore?
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Even better!
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This is going great!
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Look who's here!
It's this thing!
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I am Ganesh, your god.
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I am truly screwed.
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I order you to get back
together or I'll suck your blood!
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Bart,
stick to the script.
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Don't be a jerk.
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You're the jerk.
You're the jerk!
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I know you have all gone to a lot
of trouble to meddle in my affairs,
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but you cannot change my
mind with one night of blasphemy
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and store-bought tandoori.
Or should I say blandoori?
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Manjula, please.
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I have known we were
meant to be together
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ever since my mother
forced me to marry you.
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If you give me
another chance,
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I'll do anything
to make it up to you.
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Come here, you.
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These are divorce papers!
Consider yourself served!
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Hey, pally. Where do
you want the Fudge Mahal?
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Uh, we didn't order that.
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Can I lick your fingers?
Meet me at the mail slot.
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I have to warn you, Apu does
not have very much money.
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Are you absolutely sure?
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Because legally, I am
allowed to shake him
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by the ankles and
see what falls out.
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It's established in the case
of Lawyers v. Justice.
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That was
a wonderful day for us.
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Now, we have
eight children.
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Will that affect
the settlement?
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Perhaps.
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No offense, but you remind
me of the monkey man
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who slaughtered
my family's chickens.
248
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,891
Yes. I get that a lot.
249
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,935
I have to think
all of this over.
250
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,896
I still have
feelings for Apu.
251
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,398
I understand.
252
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Who is Apu?
253
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:29,196
The face of divorce is not
as beautiful as I had hoped.
254
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,989
Perhaps there
is another way.
255
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:36,161
When will you humans learn
that your feelings, as you call them,
256
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:40,415
can stand in the way
of big cash payoffs?
257
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,802
Manjula, come quick! The
octuplets said their first words.
258
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,679
Mommy...
Will...
259
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,805
You...
Let...
260
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,098
Daddy...
Come...
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00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,349
Back?
Cookie!
262
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,935
Oh. They miss their father.
263
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,604
Are you sure you don't
want to take him back?
264
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:07,442
Well, I do, but I don't want
him to think that I am a doormat.
265
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,027
I need payback!
266
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,613
All right!
Girls night out!
267
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,074
Exotic male dancers
at the Golden Banana!
268
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,451
No. I want him to suffer.
269
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,746
Oh. Well, when Homer
does something wrong,
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00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,624
I write a list of ways
he can make it up to me.
271
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,460
Then I shred the list
and put it in his food.
272
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,671
All right.
We will write a list.
273
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,839
At the Golden Banana?
274
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:29,965
No!
275
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:36,596
Over, under, round and round so
your feet won't touch the ground.
276
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,436
Now let's see what
awaits me in the next life.
277
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:48,066
First I was a tiger, a snake, a
clod, a goat with a hat, then me.
278
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,737
A tapeworm, then
assistant to Lorne Michaels!
279
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,115
It's going to be a rough
couple of lifetimes.
280
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,368
Manjula!
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00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,829
Oh, Apu, you are
such a Brahma queen.
282
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,081
Have you come
to forgive me?
283
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,624
I am willing to
take you back...
284
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,502
Really? Provided you
complete these tasks.
285
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,838
"Number one, break
up with Squishee girl."
286
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,465
Well, that's a no-brainer.
287
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,091
"Number two, lose weight.
288
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,094
"Number three, get cartoon
published in New Yorker.
289
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:20,307
"Number four, legally change
name to Slime Q. Slimedog.
290
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,602
"Number five, wear
nametag that says same."
291
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:27,439
I know a great nametag
place. They do fabulous work.
292
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,857
It's where I got this.
293
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,862
So our relationship is over,
is that what you're saying?
294
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,697
Yes, I'm afraid so.
295
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,158
Well, we had fun.
296
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,203
Hey, Apu,
I think she likes you.
297
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,169
This Squishee's awful.
298
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,256
I only sell Smooshies now. Squishees
reminded me of my misdeeds.
299
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,302
My Smooshie tastes
like a shopping bag.
300
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,888
Mine tastes
like dog fur!
301
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,057
Yes, but look
at the deliveryman.
302
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,725
He is hideous.
303
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,603
Oh, a challenge!
304
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,944
Wait a minute!
This isn't on the list!
305
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,571
It's been on my list
for a long time!
306
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,411
Not bad, eh?
307
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,706
I bought the issue for Richard
Avedon's pictures of Lenny.
308
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,711
"Eliza, where the devil
are my slippers?"
309
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,341
Bravo! Bravo!
310
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,136
"My Fair Lady performed
with all-octuplet cast." Done.
311
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,389
Good show! Yeah!
312
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,515
Yeah!
313
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,141
It was magic.
314
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:49,813
He took a Cockney flower girl
and turned her into My Fair Lady.
315
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,691
I liked all the roles
filled by minority actors.
316
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,860
Why, I didn't
even notice.
317
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,487
Apu, you have
completed the list.
318
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,197
You may now move
back with your family
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00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,074
and your
never-ending disgrace.
320
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,452
Wait, wait! You forgot
to eat a light bulb.
321
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,414
Thank you very much,
you big fat blabbermouth!
322
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:11,042
I... Sorry, sorry.
It's been a rough month.
323
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:15,589
Here you go. Don't worry, I
soaked it in the toilet to soften it up.
324
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:25,056
So, back in the old bed. I
never realized it was so wide.
325
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,934
Yes, back to our
marital closeness.
326
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,521
Maybe we can't rush things.
327
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,816
Oh, Apu, I want us
to be a family again.
328
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,195
But it will take some time. We
will know when it feels right again.
329
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,656
Whenever you are ready.
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00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,062
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