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- Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair.

You look good, considering.

- I'm better. Dorit is better.

We want to finally do our girls trip to La Quinta.

- What? You guys have cooties.

I'm not going anywhere you're going.

- My life drastically changed this week.

I let go of my 1,600 square foot home.

I let go of my marriage. I let go of everything.

I had to.

- Something broke today about her and Tom being sued.

- What's being said is my divorce is a sham.

- So when they say it's a sham.

- So I can help hide assets.

The answer is no.

- All of a sudden the person

that you had put up on a pedestal--

- Really steals from widows and orphans.

There's no other way to say it.

It's just a disaster.

This is the end.

[dramatic music building]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Sit. Go on. Good girl!

There you go. You stay here. Okay?

I'm gonna finish packing. You stay here.

Good girl. You're okay.

See if I can do this.

[laughs] Looks like I'm going for a month.

♪ ♪

So why are you packing all this stuff?

- A girl needs options. - All the options.

- All the options, Ash. I've literally lived

in only cozy clothes the last two weeks.

- So you're ready to bring it. - Oh, my God.

I am so ready to, like, getting something sparkly

and something festive and something fun.

Oh, wow.

Speaking of sparkly, thank you for all your help, my baby.

All your help.

- It's so nice here in La Quinta.

I can't wait till you get here.

- I'm stressed out because I haven't even packed at all.

Like I'm staring at an empty suitcase.

- I mean, we can get dressed here one night,

but other than that,

I feel like we should be casual.

But they're all bringing ball gowns

probably, so who knows.

It feels like a good time to just get together

and get out of LA and go to the desert and relax.

Garcelle, Erika and Crystal,

they're staying at a hotel in La Quinta.

Erika needs a little privacy right now.

She's going through a lot. - Right.

- She's really struggling right now.

- I know she is. I texted her this morning

just to tell her I was thinking about her.

- If you saw what I saw the other day

how she was sobbing and it's just not like her.

- Really? - No.

- This is so hard to do.

This is so hard. What's happening is so hard.

- [sighs]

- Listen, do you want to stay at home

staring at your four walls every day?

- I'm leaving your four walls to go stare

at your other four walls. So, yeah, that's fine with me.

[Kyle laughs]

[energetic music]

- One last moment.

Gonna leave him the blender?

- Up to you.

- Yeah, I mean, you know, have a drink.

- You already have one. - Have a drink, it's on us.

- Right.

- As much as I loved the Clubhouse,

it's an expense I do not need.

I was leasing, but I found someone to take over.

He needed the furniture and I needed to leave.

So it's time to let the Clubhouse go.

- Oh, you haven't seen the-- - What?

- The glam without the glam. - Oh, my God. Wow.

- Now truly it came back to--

- Now it's a bedroom again. - It's a bedroom.

Look at that.

- Don't get scared. - One.

both: Two. - Three.

- Oh, my God.

- Don't worry. Everybody freaks out.

- Thank God you're gorgeous 'cause it's a lot of light.

- No, no, no, let me tell you something.

You can turn it off now. You can see at all.

- We always say if you look good in this light...

both: You look good anywhere.

- Part of me is sad.

And then part of me is, like, okay.

Since I've left,

I've not received one dime from Tom Girardi.

Despite what everyone seems to think.

I will say this; you can't risk this change like this

because if you do... - No.

- It's just--it's going to blow you over.

I'm on a budget. It can be challenging, yes.

At times, horrible.

This is going to have to serve as our kind of glam table.

I know that, you know, things are different,

but we can make it work. - Yeah.

- But I can take care of myself.

People forget that. People want to forget that.

We squeezed every drop of blood out of this place.

Meetings, photoshoots. - Yeah.

- Wrote the book in here. - Yeah.

A lot of good things came out of the Clubhouse.

A lot of good work. A lot of great memories.

- [singsong] Gave you an avatar.

- Sounds like you like it.

- No, I love it. It's just so cute.

- They just asked my mom

if she'd never been to a strip club.

And she said yes.

- Lois, really? [laughter]

- I have not been into a store.

So I'm, like, I want to touch everything.

I'm dying right now. This is so amazing.

Oh, my God.

- Always.

And now I get to get on the road

and drive to Palm Springs.

Everything comes to an end.

And that's that.

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hello.

- Hey, don't you look good? - I do? Thanks.

- You feeling better, obviously.

- Oh, my God. So much better.

I'm so happy to be alive.

[laughs] I'm feeling good.

- [laughs] Awesome.

- You can't come to till tomorrow, right?

- I still have to shoot "The Real,"

but I'll come right after that.

- Look, let me show you what's awaiting you.

I've got the fireplace all cozy.

- Oh, my God. Kyle, this place is amazing!

It's gorgeous.

- Ah, I just love it here so much.

I've been coming to the desert ever since I was a baby

on the weekends, the holidays, Easter.

- Take a big bite out of it. - Mmm, yum. Delicious.

- Kimberly. - Yummy.

- Mmm!

- Kim, you would grab that piece.

[laughter]

It's definitely extremely, extremely peaceful here.

The second we would hit those windmills,

the whole sky opens up and it just feels different.

The energy shifts here.

Okay, we'll see you tomorrow.

- See you tomorrow. - Bye.

- Hello! - Hi!

- Hello! - Hi.

Mwah, mwah! - Mwah, mwah!

This is so gorgeous. - Hi!

Welcome! - I'm so excited to be here.

- Whoo! - Whoo!

Girls trip!

- [laughs] Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- I'm so excited. - Whoo!

Me too. - Where's everybody?

- They're all behind me.

- I put you right in here, in the caseta.

- Ooh. - Yes.

Oh, I love that you told me where to go.

Oh, gorgeous! - [laughs] Yeah.

- Whoo! This is so nice.

- Good. I'm glad.

- I'm so happy to be here.

I love the zebra. I feel right at home.

- Kyle. - Hi.

- Hi, mama! - Oh, yeah, mwah, mwah, mwah!

- I know, I know. - Well, we've both had it so--

- I know, I swear to God-- You guys can hug.

- So good. - Come on in.

- I'll get my stuff. - [gasps] Oh, honey.

- Well, you know I wanna redo everything.

We've had, like, so many years,

and I haven't done anything yet,

but eventually. [laughs] - It's perfect. Honestly.

- I'm so glad I'm staying here.

You know, the--the other girls are staying at La Quinta.

Like this--

- I know- - Great hotel.

- Garcelle wasn't comfortable staying in the house

and then Kathy didn't feel comfortable in the hotel.

I ended up last minute, switching them out.

'Cause I originally thought, okay, 'cause Crystal--

I didn't want to put Crystal and Sutton together.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- You're upset because you're jealous.

- Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants?

- No, no, no, no, no. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

- Hello.

- Oh, what a pretty candle.

- Oh, my God. That's so pretty. - That's beautiful.

- Look how cute. - Kyle, I have never driven.

- Poor Kathy.

- Poor Kathy drove two hours. - Never driven, drove

two hours. My knees hurt.

All by myself. - All by yourself.

- It's the first time you've ever driven here alone.

- I have never driven here--

I don't drive by myself anywhere.

- I know. You're so funny.

- Where are my 15 luggages?

- Okay. I'm going to continue to unload.

- Do they have a man here that can help us?

Some of it's heavy. - I don't have help here.

Did you bring a houseman?

Sorry, Kathy that this is not the Waldorf Astoria,

but no, I don't have a bellman.

I'll help you carry the luggage.

Come on. - Okay.

- Hi, guys. - Hi, Crystal!

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

- I'm coming to help with luggage.

Are we allowed to hug? I guess we shouldn't.

- Oh, wait, I forgot. Yeah, yeah.

- Who is that arriving over there in the Bentley?

- That's Sutton. - That's her new car.

- Your car is gorgeous.

- I was eating chips in it, like, no.

- Your ass is a tight little ball.

- Really?

- Yeah, for real. - Gee, I'll take it.

- I just have to get my sister's luggage.

This is one of the first trips. - Thank you, Radh.

- Kathy, I have a fan for you to drown out any noise.

It's dark. Be in her cave.

- I'll put the--let's put the groceries here.

- Oh, my goodness. This is so pretty.

I want my tennis shoes.

- Oh, Radh. You're such a lifesaver.

Thank you so much.

- Kay, we'll see you on Thursday.

- See you Thursday. Thank you so much.

- I guess we could start unpacking.

- Oh, my God. These are my favorite chips.

Yum.

Last time I saw Sutton in person,

it was probably her biggest meltdown.

But since then, we had texted to just reach out and say hi.

So I think it's getting better.

- You look nice. - You too.

You look really cute.

- Well, thank you.

- But I'm still happy to be at a hotel

with the lock on the door.

- Oh, my God, I didn't even stop the lasagna.

What is wrong with me? My ADD is off the charts today.

- Okay, let me text Erika.

- Oh, my God. A lot of groceries.

- "Hi, are you here?"

So I just left Erika a message, but I haven't heard back.

- Do we know how it went with Tom today?

- What happened? She was meeting with Tom?

- He had to show up in court today.

- Yeah, I've read what happened.

- What happened?

- The government froze all of his assets

because it was determined

that at least $2 million was used inappropriately.

- [gasps]

[dramatic music]

- Coming up... - It's not okay.

And it's not going to be okay for a long time.

♪ ♪

[dynamic electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Do we know how it went with Tom today?

- What happened? She was meeting with Tom?

- He had to show up in court today.

- Yeah, I've read what happened.

- What happened?

- The government froze all of his assets

because it was determined that

at least $2 million was used inappropriately.

- Because when they freeze assets,

does that mean you can't touch your money?

- No, you can't. - You can't touch it?

- No, you cannot touch it.

Imagine not being able to take out your own money

from your own account. I had it done to me once

when PK had a lawsuit against him.

Did you see the latest report

that the judge ordered the money

in the frozen bank account to go to the creditor?

- It comes from a period of time

that I didn't even know you.

So I'm--I'm sorry, bubby, it upsets me.

- That was scary.

This seems a lot bigger and a lot more serious

than anything I ever had to go through.

I think that lawyers are asking for a medical evaluation.

- [gasps] Of Tom?

- Of Tom, because they don't think he fully understands

the gravity of the situation.

You can grab my phone and read the article.

To be honest with you, that might be better.

Well, it says,

"Erika Girardi's husband and his law firm

were placed in civil contempt of court on Monday."

♪ ♪

"A federal judge found that Tom Girardi

"and his Girardi Keith law firm

"failed to listen to court orders

"by not being able to examine

where funds went in the Lion Air flight settlement."

- The most disturbing part of it is the $2 million

that was supposed to go to the orphans

and the victims of the plane crash.

- Great.

Now I got to clean this sh-- up too.

Come on. Let's go inside.

- I always just assume, like, the opposite.

- You know, you can't believe everything you read.

- Well, I'm still on that side. Like, I don't know.

$2 million seems like a lot of money,

but someone who's as wealthy as Tom Girardi,

it's a very insignificant number.

You write the check, making this thing go away.

So none of it really makes sense to me.

- "Girardi's lawyers had concerns about his mental"--

- "Competency."

- Erika said she has been trying to get him

to the doctor. He doesn't want to go.

- You know, I reached out to her

and I haven't heard back, so now I'm worried

because this is a big deal.

[phone ringing]

- Hey, what's up? - Hi.

- Hi, Erika!

- Hi, we're all here at Kyle's. - Hi, we're all here.

- I'm gonna change my clothes and then I'll be there, okay?

- Okay, great.

- See you soon, drive safe. - Get yourself over here.

- I'll be over soon. - Okay. Bye honey.

- Buh-bye.

- Okay, good. She's here.

- Lisa, do you want a cocktail or wine?

- I would like a cocktail.

- Today is the eclipse.

- Oh, it is? - Uh-huh.

And it's one that hasn't happened in 600 years.

- Oh, gosh. I hate that kind of stuff.

- Didn't you notice how it was very windy?

- Hi, baby.

- But you know what? We'll come back.

I've always encouraged communication

between me and the kids.

Maybe there should be less communication

and less honesty, like, like now.

- That's the girls.

So Kyle gave us all these chocolates.

- Oh, you're totally taking the candy.

- I feel very uncomfortable washing this eggplant.

[laughter]

- I do not want a big one like this.

I want a big one, but I don't want it this big.

I like a cucumber.

I like a nice sized cucumber.

- If I have something like this coming out,

it better need a bottle and diapers.

[laughter]

- Do you wanna top off? I'm gonna have more.

- Yeah.

- They're at the ----ing bar together.

- I can't give you a hug, but I can give you

an elbow bump.

- [chuckles] - Okay?

- It's all fun and games until you return your jacket.

- [laughs]

- Did we not get chopped onions?

- You don't put onions in--

- You don't know how I make my lasagna.

- I don't want onions in lasagna.

- I don't think you need it.

- I'm famous for my lasagna, okay?

- Got it. Okay. - How come I've never had it?

- Because you weren't talking to me for too many years.

Joking like this with Kathy, it really does make me think

about all the times we missed together.

- Since "American Woman" it's not like was before

where we did everything together.

Talk every single day, ten times a day,

it's not like that.

- How is your relationship with Kathy right now?

- Um...Not great.

- Are you speaking? - Not right now.

- Wow. And this is all over the show?

- Yeah. It seems like such a shame to me to think

about all the holidays that we spent apart.

- How long does it take to make lasagna?

- [laughs]

- The dynamic between my sister and me has changed.

We're back to speaking all the time and laughing.

It's amazing. And I'm having fun.

- So I missed out on the lasagna.

- [laughs] - O-M-G.

- You missed out on a lot of stuff.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- Oh, Kyle, I'll get it.

- [chuckling] - Erika. [laughs]

Get your ass in here, girl.

I'm gonna hug you because I can.

- [sighs]

- Hi, baby. - Hi.

- I'm proud of you that you're here.

- Thank you. Hey.

- I hug too. - Yeah.

- How are you? - Go right for the hug.

- You look beautiful.

- Angel.

- I can't with you. Aw.

♪ ♪

- It's okay.

- Oh, my God, I'm gonna get you a tissue.

- Aw.

- Sorry, I'm gonna hug you anyway.

- [crying]

- We're here for you. We're here for you.

- It's not okay.

And it's not going to be okay for a long time.

♪ ♪

[emotional electronic music]

- It's not okay.

And it's not going to be okay for a long time.

Every day I wake up, there's something new

and it's not good.

It's actually terrible. It's all bad news all the time.

Where's this drink? - Yeah, let's get it.

- Come sit, come sit. - I'm gonna look at my eyes.

- Erika, we're going to get you a drink.

- Oh, she got it. - I gotta get to my food.

- Yeah. - Here. Let's sit here.

- Oh, you look cute. - Come sit.

- Come sit right in here.

- Oh, thanks, guys.

I forget how beautiful this place is.

- Isn't it so pretty? - It's so pretty.

- How are you? How are you feeling?

- I'm not symptomatic

and I'm clear and I know I've just hugged you and--

- No, I'm fine.

- Obviously, I wouldn't be-- - Let me tell you something.

That is the least of my concerns today.

- I know. I know. - I know you know.

- Oh, Erika. - I know.

- You look at Erika and you think

she's set for life.

She don't have to worry about anything, right?

You just never know.

- There she is. Hi, gorgeous.

- Hey, honey. How are you?

- Should I bring with this cheeseboard to there?

- Sure. Thank you so much.

- Right? - Yes.

- Ooh. What's that? Is that sausage?

- Well, you look beautiful. - I know. Thank you.

It's rough, to say the least.

What happened today in court.

- Were you there? Did you-- - Oh, no. It's in Chicago.

Because... - Why in Chicago though?

- It's a federal case.

- Have you talked to Robert Shapiro?

- I know Bob very well.

- I mean, we're like family. And just say hi and--

- I don't know if he's team Tom or whatever,

but we'll see. - And then there's that.

- There's a little bit of that going on too.

- Are you talking to him at all?

- Absolutely not. When I left, I left.

And that's it.

And that hurts too. - That's hard too, yeah.

- That's very hard because you're married to somebody

for 20 years and you know they're struggling

and you know that they are not in a good place,

but I'm actually, in some ways, very relieved.

His attorney said that

she feels that he is not mentally well.

This is something that I have said.

One of the reasons that I filed for divorce

is the resistance to anything.

"Hey, you know, I've noticed that you can't see well."

"What are you talking about? I'm fine."

"No, you can't see well. You can't hear.

You're ----ing degrading in front of me

and you're ignoring it."

And no one would listen to me. I tried and I tried.

What I was seeing, what I was experiencing,

what I was hearing. I was right.

And maybe finally he can get the help that he needs.

Tom was changing, you know, this was overtime.

When you're slowly watching someone unravel,

it's a hard thing to do.

I mean, I'm sorry that I'm just so drained.

And so-- - Oh, my God, Erika.

- Don't be sorry. - It's so understandable.

- I'm getting dragged into all of this.

- Yeah, I know. - Why is that though?

- They do that, if you're married--

- Well, you're married. - They just do it.

- Exactly. When PK went through

his legal woes last year... - Uh-huh.

- And this is before he ever even knew me.

I was dragged in it.

I was--my name was smeared. I was a part of it.

And not only did I not know this guy,

I'd never even heard of him. - You didn't even know Paul--

- I didn't even know PK.

It's very normal for a husband and wife not to know

all the business dealings of their spouse.

- This man has been in business since before I was born in '71.

- I really don't think Tom married Erika

for her accounting skills.

- Marriage is based on trust. - Yeah.

- If my husband come in and say "Here, sign

these 50 papers where the X is,"

what do I--sit there and go over everything little paper?

No, I sign it because I trust my husband.

- Also, too, when you enter a marriage like I did,

you know, the power balance is so out of whack.

I've been a bimbo gold-digging trophy wife.

Now all of a sudden, I am a financial mastermind

that had my finger on the pulse of everything.

When you're on for half, you're on for half.

They don't care. They're just doing it to (BLEEP) with you.

- Okay, I'm very impressed with this lasagna.

It's beautiful.

- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, five, six.

[both whispering]

Erika was saying that he won't listen in to help or her advice

and you know, he's always been like,

it's almost like a dad-daughter where he's like,

"Excuse me, I'm talking." And she's like, "Mm--"

- That's a both positive and a negative comment.

I'm running the operation, baby.

- No sh--. - Pardon me, Erika.

- Tom was very much the one in charge, controlling everything.

He supported her career and her dreams.

And that was the price she had to pay.

It's an interesting dynamic. - Yeah.

- If it was painful at times or difficult, she detached.

That's easy for her to do. We've seen it.

- And how do you like your house now?

Are you, like, are you settling in? And just--

- Yeah, I mean, we got a little tree.

- Good. - We've put some garland up.

- It doesn't really feel like Christmas,

but you have to kind of force it.

- I'm going to wake up

and it's still going to be the same thing.

So I might as well enjoy a little bit.

- Let me tell you.

My dad shot himself two days before Christmas.

And if you want to talk about a sucky Christmas--

- God, that had to be horrible. - It was a sucky--

- How old were you when he killed himself?

- I was 32, but Porter was nine months old.

- Oh, my God.

- Her very first Christmas. I was so excited.

- Right. And then your father commits suicide.

- Right. When tragic things happen during the holiday time

those rituals that we have, keep you going.

- Yeah. Had he been struggling?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah, we'd put him in the hospital twice.

So it was an ongoing thing, but we didn't know

he was going to do it two days before Christmas.

Like thanks, Dad.

- What'd your mom say?

- It was the first day of her retirement.

- (BLEEP). - I know.

And she was home. She was so angry.

- I bet she was. - She was pissed.

All marriages are complicated, and whew, yeah.

My mother doesn't share a lot.

[crying] I wish you had come to the opening.

This is a big deal for me.

And there's a lot of dad in this.

This is his writing and it's on the building.

It's on everything.

And don't you miss him? Like, a little?

- You can't expect me to feel about him as you do.

It was my marriage to him, not your marriage to him.

And my relationship to him was totally different from yours.

I don't know what else you want me to say.

- It would be nice to know that you missed him.

- I don't miss him.

- I like to talk about my father

because he was such a special, great person.

And talking about him makes him kind of still alive.

- Your dad is--that's much

more tragic than what I'm going through.

- Well, you know, it's happening from the past.

- It all sucks. - It all sucks.

- It all sucks. - But you know what?

But look, I'm here. - Right.

- If I can survive my dad's traumatic death,

she can survive this.

I know she can because she's a strong lady.

- Thank you. I appreciate you sharing that.

- Well... - That's tough, baby.

- Yeah, it's ----ing tough, man.

- Coming up... - Oh!

- Do you have a Dustbuster? There is glass, Kyle.

- I know there's glass.

What are you doing? Kathy, that's for the barbecue.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What is this? - Basil.

- No, it's oregano. - Oregano.

[laughs] I have both.

- Do you want to put a little in the sauce?

- Do you want to buzz off

and let me make my own lasagna? [laughter]

I will always be the baby sister.

Whatever I'm doing, "You should maybe try it this way.

Maybe you want to do this. It could be a little better."

- No, you don't do it across.

You go like that and don't do it all the way down.

Do it three quarters.

- I'm going through all this and no one here even eats.

[laughs] - We're gonna change.

- Erika, are you gonna be okay while we change quickly?

- Yeah, do it. Feel comfortable.

Get comfortable.

- We just gonna change real quick.

[tapping hard bread] - Kathy,

you cannot serve that bread.

[laughing]

That's because my husband didn't throw it away last week.

He was with the girls. No--

[laughing]

[tapping rapidly] No, I can't, don't--

Kathy, I'm peeing my pants. Stop.

I literally can't. I need a Depends.

[laughter]

- Yes. - [exhales]

- It's always good to laugh. - No, you can't--

[laughter]

[snorts, laughing]

Kathy, no.

- Okay, we're good.

Oh, it's cute.

- Is she in a sequin jumper?

Sorry. I don't mean to be so rude.

- Yes. We all saw it. We all saw it.

- This is cute.

- Okay. Now-- - Why not?

- My jeans and sweater.

- These shoes are so cute. - Ooh!

- You know, you gotta, like, wear this sh--.

Somewhere, right?

- [sighing] Oh, my God.

- Oh, I'm getting hot.

- Honey, you cannot lift--

Oh-yi-yi.

- I know. - Honey, be careful.

- My back was hurting. - No, no, no, no, no.

I got it. I got it.

If it's anyone else, carry your own damn bag.

But it's Kathy. I love her!

- [giggles]

She's so used to everyone doing everything for her, I'm there.

Of course I'm going to help her!

- You guys, this is my sister helping me.

Imagine you go to Kathy Hilton's house,

do you think she would set her table like this?

- A lemon for a paperweight

and a basket of bread. - Is that for a paperweight?

- That's not my bread. I'm just telling you,

that's not my bread. - Don't trust her.

She'll prank you. - Don't put your teeth

in there. - I love it that the pool

is so close, and then that's the golf course.

- Oh, it's warm. - Is it ready?

- Actually, I would get in.

I would not get in the pool, but I would get in a hot tub.

- I have a hot tub at my house

and I need to, like, try it out.

- I like a hot tub.

- I turned on the pool for like three days

to try to warm it up. And then I got the bill--

And then I was like, "Maybe..." - And was it a lot?

- It wasn't a lot. It was just like--

- More than you need if you're not going to use it.

- Well, how about this? I kept the pool heated

for 20 years and never got in it.

Never saw the bill. I kept the pool heated

for three days, saw the bill and I was like, "(BLEEP) that."

- It's a little different when you see the bill, isn't it?

- It's a little--it's a hell of a lot different.

When you see the bill, I'm like, "What is this?"

I am so tired. I'm like, "Excuse me.

Okay. We could have saved." - Well...

- Lia's like, "Really? Is this who you've become?"

I said, "Actually it is." - Well, it is.

You have no idea how many times

Harry will come to me and say,

"You got to stop spending so much."

Now I don't always listen, but I hear it a lot.

Look at what you have to pay. That's how you learn.

- Oh, my God, this is a lipstick from,

like, two years ago.

I haven't worn this coat in a million years.

- I love when you find and then--and you find money.

- Well, no. [laughter]

- And if you find money--

- That's a negative on this coat.

- Oh!

- What are you doing? - [laughing]

- And why do you laugh at everything?

- Because I peed my pants... - You laugh at everything.

- Oh, my God. Thank God I don't cry.

- Kyle is actually a very good cook.

She just gets easily distracted.

- Oh! [glass shatters]

- Kyle is ADHD-GHIJK. Yeah.

- Sh--.

[exhales, groans]

Kathy, come clean up in here.

- Do you have a Dustbuster?

[quirky music]

- What is this, 1975?

- There is glass, Kyle.

- I know there's glass. What are you doing?

Kathy, that's for the barbecue. And you're putting glass in it.

I'm not feeling good about you're helping me here.

Kathy, get a broom and fix this, please.

- I didn't spill it. You did.

- Where's the broom. I like sweeping.

Okay, now, where did it break?

- Right here. - I don't know, Kyle does.

- It broke here. But it went everywhere.

- All through here.

- Why don't you have an organizer for these things?

- Thought you were going to say,

"Why don't you have an orgasm?" I'm so sorry.

[laughter]

I'm so sorry.

- I'm almost ready, guys.

- We're almost ready, but--oh.

- No, I'm out of here. You're nuts.

- Oh! [glass shatters]

Sh--. - Kyle, what are you doing?

- Coming up...

- I called you. And I said,

"Tom's had a car accident," which is true.

But I just didn't tell you the rest of it.

[electronic music]

- Can you check and make sure my lasagna is not burning?

- You're just trying to get, like, golden?

Okay, this needs to come out. - Okay.

- Ladies, dinner is served. - Yeah.

- I can't believe I'm saying this, but dinner is ready.

- Oh, my God.

All right, I'm going to run to the restroom, wash my hands.

- I'm just telling you this is really mushy right now.

- It is 'cause it's hot. - That's the meat one.

- Which one? - What you have

because there's a big piece of eggplant here.

- This is, like,

the most unattractive table I've ever done.

- Yay, cheese.

- We deserve this. - We so deserve this.

Haven't eaten all day. - I said, I'm so happy

to be out of the house. [both laugh]

- I just got a text from my daughter saying, "Mom,

Drake follows Lisa Rinna. Up your game."

- What? - Does he really?

- That's a big one.

- That's a hot--that's a hot moment, honey.

- I mean, I didn't know Drake followed me.

His name is just like champagne "pappi" or something.

- That's champagnepapi. I follow champagnepapi.

- How do you know Who the (BLEEP) champagne "pappi" is?

- Papi. Papi. - Papi.

- This is not something obscure.

I mean, this is, like, mainstream pop culture.

Like, I would die if champagnepapi was following me.

- Who's having red wine?

- Kyle. - I'll have some red wine.

- This is delicious.

- It's really good. - Delicious, Kyle.

- What else is going on guys?

- This is the night, Kathy.

- This night has not happened in 600 years.

- There's a new moon... - Explain.

- And we're supposed to be

getting rid of any toxic energy.

- Anything. Let it go.

- And also, manifesting what we want moving forward.

- Like, have a candle and then blow it out.

♪ ♪

- I'll do anything at this point

to make this whole situation better.

Give me a prayer circle, a lunar eclipse,

a Quaalude, anything. I don't care what it is,

except go to a confession.

That's where I draw the line. Okay? I'm not confessing.

- Everybody put their hands up.

Everything you prayed for. - [laughs]

Thank you. - May it come to you.

- So it was perfect timing that you came down.

- Yeah. - That was good energy.

- You guys are my friends.

I appreciate all of your kind words and support

because I believe it.

And I know that we're going to talk about it.

- Can I ask you a personal question,

just because I feel like you're open to hearing this stuff?

What happens with Erika Jayne?

- I don't know.

It's an expensive business.

I let go of my office space, you know, my--my studio.

So I actually turned the key and let that go today.

- Which was a big moment for you to have that.

- Yeah, right. So I got rid of that today.

- You're going to be solely responsible,

like, financially for yourself?

- I am right now.

I have been, since November, since I moved out.

- So you're not going to have

any help from him moving forward?

- Oh, no.

- I hated when I read his legal team ask the court

to not allow you to have spousal support.

- Yeah.

- The richest men in the world

will try to take the jewelry back.

- That's how tacky they are. That--

- Do you think he's going to rush through

the divorce there now

because he's got all these other things going on?

- I don't think--I don't--

- It seems to me like he'd want to be, like,

"At least that part is done."

- Well, I don't know that there's anything to get.

[dramatic music]

- You mean, you don't think he has what he had?

- Oh. - What does that mean?

- They froze all his assets.

- They froze everything. - They froze everything, yeah.

- Is he gonna be-- I mean--

- I don't know.

He shouldn't, he should turn in his bar card

and stop practicing, in my opinion.

Love him. It's time. 'Cause he's not well.

He got to stop. - Mm-hmm.

The last time I saw Tom was at their house.

He seemed very charming, very with it.

How many years have you studied law?

- I will take the fifth amendment.

[laughter]

- He seemed fine, but now hearing that,

I mean maybe there was something going on.

I didn't think about it at the time.

Um...

- Tom's sole identity is being a great lawyer.

That's all he ever wanted to be in life.

And he put that ahead of everything, everything.

These last few years, you know, when I noticed him declining,

I think he held on even tighter.

- He got scared. He was afraid.

- I think he was afraid. I think that he was mad.

'Cause he was mean as (BLEEP).

Where a few years before,

he would be like, "Honey, let me explain.

I want to explain something to you."

All of a sudden became, "I'm talking."

- I get why Erika would have kept that private.

She spent 20 years having to defend her relationship.

All people ever saw

was the old man and the young woman.

- I don't know if he has dementia,

but some people that I know that do have that,

they would become very angry and belligerent.

- My dad had Alzheimer's.

And in the beginning, when he forgot things,

he'd be like, "Oh!"

Like, he would just, like, hit his head, like, so mad.

And it was, like, so heartbreaking.

It's really easy to be in denial

when someone at that level starts to slip.

I remember him being so angry at himself

because he couldn't remember things

and that's probably what he's going through.

It was horrible.

My dad was brilliant, really, really smart.

And my dad would not know the president.

Know what year we're in.

It's just a kind of a cruel joke.

- So he--he couldn't drive to work for a long time.

- Right.

- He had a car accident a few years ago.

- Right. - Three years ago.

- Which is when you started seeing signs.

- Oh, I just put that together.

- I called you, and I said,

Tom's had a car accident, which is true.

But I just didn't tell you the rest of it.

- When Erika doesn't want to talk about something,

you definitely know she does not want to talk about it.

I said Erika's not coming. And it was like, "What? Why?"

- Tom got in a car accident by our house and broke his ankle.

- Oh, no. - So I've been dealing

with the biggest baby on the planet.

- Oh, my God. - He's fine.

- What happened?

Like was his car destroyed? and he--everything?

- He's okay. The car is not okay.

- Oh, my gosh. - He's fine.

- So it never really came up again.

He crashed and then broke his ankle.

- As a result of the crash, his ankle was broken.

- Right. Got it. Got it. Got it.

- He was also unconscious for 12 hours.

- He was? [gasps]

[dramatic music]

- He was? That's not good.

- I know 'cause I've found him. - Oh.

It's unbelievable because at the time

I remember thinking he just broke his ankle

and he'll be fine. This is way different.

- What?

- He had a head injury and he broke his shoulder.

Snapped his ankle and then broke his clavicle.

- He crashed into a wall or what did he crash into?

- He drove off a cliff. - [gasps] What?

♪ ♪

Holy sh--, Erika.

- I said, Tom had an accident, which is true.

Tom broke his ankle, which is true.

Now that everything has come to light,

I can kind of tell.

And that's all they needed to know.

I was respecting Tom's privacy.

- That must've been so traumatic.

- Yep.

- Seeing your husband unconscious.

- Well, he wasn't with the car. He was down the hill.

- Oh, God. - Oh, my God.

- Wait, he was out of the car?

- This road is an old road

behind our house that is switched back.

Do you know what I mean by that?

It goes like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And it's a steep hill like this.

Somehow or another, this man who's lived there

for 30-plus years

drives up behind the ----ing house,

takes a turn, but he ends up here

and then tumbles out of the car.

- Out of the car. - Out of the car.

- This car story is so confusing to me.

Thrown from the car, not thrown from the car.

I don't get it. Was the car totaled?

- He didn't come home, you're like, "Where is he?

So you went looking for him? - When he finally called me,

I said, "Where have you been?"

'Cause I was just assuming he was with some other woman.

♪ ♪

- He didn't come home and you're like, "Where is he?"

So you went looking for him?

- When he finally called me,

I said, "Where have you been?"

'Cause I was just assuming he was with some other woman.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I need you to roll that back. - We can get into that too.

- What woman did you think he was with?

- I don't know any of them. You can take a pick.

- Obviously, that means he was cheating on you.

- The divorce, the car accident, the affairs.

I mean, think of all the ----ing things

that are going on.

How do you process all of this?

- You guys have no idea what I've been living through.

No idea what I've been through. This is my life.

- I'm not going to say that's not

the first time I heard that.

- Yeah. Right.

- You've heard it? - Yes.

There's always gossip about everybody all the time.

And there was nothing solid, just rumblings.

It wasn't even a solid story.

So you're with an 81-year-old man.

And he's cheating on you.

- Yeah. And that's some sh--.

- I certainly would never picture Tom cheating on Erika.

You have a trophy wife. Treat her like a trophy.

- I never had gone through my husband's phone.

I never touched his papers. I never touched anything.

And after Yolanda divorced David...

I just opened that phone, and I was like, "Wow. Okay."

I found the evidence.

- Oh, sh--. - It was text messages.

It was pictures.

It felt like it was years long.

Well, I know it was.

I knew a lot 'cause it was so hard to hide

and--and you know, he was sloppy.

- Oh.

- Does he deny it? - Nope.

- He doesn't even deny being a cheater.

- Excuse me?

- Why did you not leave

if you knew he was cheating on you?

- Where am I going? - You're so beautiful.

You have your whole life ahead of you.

- But you know what? - Where am I going?

- That's how she was made

to feel by the way he was treating her.

- Anywhere you want.

- He told me straight up, "This is my house."

Where am I going?

- Erika's not as tough as everyone thinks she is.

- I can speak to your character.

I know you're a good person.

- I really appreciate that. I really do.

I appreciate you all listening and just understanding

and I will be okay, but I am not okay right now.

- Who would like some pancake cake?

- What is that? - Why not?

- Get you some pancake cake?

Yeah, 'cause that's what you need!

[piano music]

- Oh, my God. Erika's--it's intense.

- [mumbles]

- Thank you.

- Me too. I love you so much.

- I love you too. Thank you.

Mm!

- Oh, look how beautiful that is, can you believe it?

This divorce is something out of a movie.

Part horror movie. Part film noir.

It's a movie that I wouldn't want

a starring role in, that's for sure.

- Oh, look at this ----ing cake!

- That is freaking gorgeous.

- It's a new day now.

- I measure my day of, who has COVID? How's Erika?

- Who is dating Scott Disick? - What's going on with Erika?

And is my daughter still dating Scott Disick?

So picture this in my kitchen this morning.

My husband goes,

"How did Scott Disick get into our lives?"

[laughter]

Just like that at ----ing 7:30 in the morning.

- So to be clear, they're still together.

- I didn't hear the broke up.

- I'm not sure the level of it though.

I feel like it's more friendship.

No, I'm serious though. - [laughs]

Nice try, Rinna.

- No, I'm not-- I'm serious though.

I'm not sure how deep it is. [laughter]

- Later this season

on "The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills"...

- [speaking language] all: Happy new year!

- She's so busy posing.

Where are the life jackets again?

- Go, Crystal. You got it. You got it.

- Oh! And your hair looked so good.

- Hi, guys. - Oh. What's happening?

- My dog does this.

[grunts]

- [laughs]

[bottle pops] - Ah!

[cheering]

- Everybody's got a skeleton in their closet.

- You think?

- My family, it all just happens to be out there.

[laughter]

- A true friend does not disappear

when the problems come.

Want to know who your friends are?

Get old and go broke.

- She's going to have to answer

more than she's comfortable with.

- Well-- - Because we deserve

to know the truth.

- You're pissing me off right now.

You talk too much like Dorit sometimes.

- You've been making a lot of jabs at me.

- (BLEEP) you with that.

I am not going to sh-- on her

when she's at her bottom. That's not who I am.

If what Tom did is true, then (BLEEP) Tom.

- If he stole the money, I'd like to know where it is.

- The story is incredible.

- There's lies all over the place.

- I'm asking you to believe in me instead of an article.

- Have we been duped by the lies?

- (BLEEP).

- You ever call me a liar again, I'm coming for you.

[intense music]

- I think those were empty threats.

- I don't care if they're empty threats.

- Guess what, bitch. I'm not threatening.

I'm promising.

Look at me. Look at my ----ing life.