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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- Hey, guys.

It's looking good. - Oh, wow.

- Looking really good. - Right?

- 20 years of a marriage;

I left all of that behind.

- Who's that?

- [screams] Oh, my God.

- Portia, come on! - Who is that?

Is that Sophia?

- I can't breathe!

- Sophie!

- My daughter is linked to

a guy named Scott Disick.

- So there's something to it. - Yes.

When I meet Scott Disick for the first time--

- Oh, no. - Do I need to call him "Lord"?

- You cannot. - Yes, absolutely.

- No. - Kathy, are you kidding me?

- And you do a little curtsy.

- "Violation" is a big word. - Look it up. It's not.

- You've got to stop saying that I violated you, 'cause I--

- I'm not gonna back down on that word.

[upbeat music]

- This town is a game of chess,

but no one's taking this queen down.

- My lips are legendary,

and they will never gloss over the truth.

- If you want a starring role in my life,

you better drop the act.

- Dress like there's no tomorrow.

And then tomorrow, do it again.

- Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners

can kiss my exquisite derriere.

- Hollywood is full of pretenders.

And I slay them all.

- The strongest substance on earth isn't diamonds.

It's me.

♪ ♪

- (BLEEP) you, Crystal.

Why are you so defensive?

- You're upset because you're jealous, period.

- Jealous of what?

Your ugly leather pants?

- Sutton, Sutton, don't run. - Oh, (BLEEP).

Are you ----ing kidding me?

- Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.

- What's happening? What happened?

What happened?

[dramatic music]

- Okay, I got the list. - Do you have a list?

- I do. - I'll get a cart.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, we're gonna start with some veggies over here.

♪ ♪

We need some garlic.

- They got a lot this morning.

- And they've got some good garlic, too.

- Do you have mushrooms?

- Baby Bella, if they have them.

- It doesn't say.

- These are baby Bella over here.

- How do you know? - 'Cause of the color.

This is white, and that's brown.

- Oh.

Harry is an amazing cook.

And some of his specialties are his Kobe beef,

which is "the Harry's meat."

- I'm here for Harry Hamlin's meat.

- Okay. - Walk on down here

to grab some steak.

- Blueberry pie.

- Okay, there's pie number one.

- Oh, you made this? - Yeah, Harry made the pie.

- You made this pie?

- Listen, Tom's not making a pie.

- I love you.

- And there's Bolognese.

I was thinking of having the girls over

for a Bolognese night.

- I'm for that, 'cause it's easy.

- Okay. - Bolognese's easy for me.

- That one might be fun, because they haven't had that.

- Yeah, we could get the big, long table out.

- Harry's Bolognese is so well-known.

Like, he makes it in Canada all the time,

and everyone loves it.

- I could use little itsy-bitsy pumpkins.

- For what? - For the table.

- Oh!

Harry is the domestic one.

Harry does all the cooking.

'Cause you don't want me cooking.

What about these real pumpkins?

- No, the table's small. We don't have enough room.

Here, we're gonna get these things.

We'll put these in the middle.

- I, on the other hand, am a great hype man

and a great cheerleader.

I make you feel fabulous

while you're doing all the work.

All right, what else? - We're done.

- That's it? - This is it.

- Let me just see if there's

anything down here I need.

Do we need anything else? - No.

- Do we have enough olive oil? - Yeah.

We don't need anything.

Stop, we're done.

- Just let me check to see if

there's no Whispering Angel.

- Hi, there.

- Where did the wife go? Um.

- I love these burgers. - The best burgers in LA.

- They're the best, I know.

- We've got four arms if she comes.

But I've lost her.

People in line here? Ay-yi-yi.

- Ooh, I like these coffees.

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♪ ♪

- This is, like, our kind of ode to summer tennis day.

- It's really beautiful. - This house is--

- Yeah, no, come on. - It's next-level.

- It's amazing.

- I've heard your house is unreal.

And I've heard your new place is amazing.

- My new house is cute, yeah.

- Kathy's very generous with her court.

- So, you've played here a few times.

- Yeah, I live, actually, up the street.

- I know, it's fab. - Yeah, I know.

It's beautiful, right? - This is, like, way fab.

See, that's the great part about having friends

like Kathy Hilton. It's just like,

"Yeah, come use my tennis court.

I'm not even around, but just let yourself in."

- Should we warm up? - How do we warm up?

I don't know anything, so I-- - We'll do, like,

baby tennis, like mini-tennis. - We'll do baby tennis, yeah.

- Oh, okay. - You just follow us.

Then we'll play a set? - Eh.

- You're gonna be great, I have a feeling.

- Okay, so you know-- you know the rules. Basic?

- I don't know any rules. What do I do?

- Just swing. - You're perfect.

- Just swing.

- Oh.

Oh! [chuckles]

Were you impressed until then?

I'm trying to motivate myself to get out

and do things and not wallow.

[sighs]

So, you know, I'm here.

Oh, sorry.

And I'm terrible.

- Erika, you ready? - I guess, I mean--

- To play a whole game?

I'll serve, I'll serve.

[upbeat music]

- Yes, Crystal!

My partner's so major.

Like a mini Serena.

- Yeah, I'm totally a tomboy.

Super into sports.

- Hey, nice. Straight right.

Left hook. Roundhouse.

There we go!

- I've been told I'm the most

hideously competitive person,

and I don't think that.

♪ ♪

- Nice, Crystal.

Yeah, girl, yeah, girl. - [laughs]

But then, you know,

whoever said that's probably a loser, so.

- I love it, we're winning because of you.

I'm doing nothing. - Yeah, we're together.

You're our cheerleader. - Exactly how I like it.

Crystal and her friends are good.

I'm just like--

- Oh. - Yes!

- Hold on.

So, if you guys win the next point, you win this game.

- Oh, my God.

- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yes! We won! - We won!

- That was horrible.

- I love you guys. - Ladies, thank you

for being kind.

I enjoyed it.

Thank you.

- That was fun.

So, do you think this is, like, a new

life choice of yours? - I-I'm not so sure.

- Okay.

Her willingness is a ten.

But skill level at a two.

[laughs]

- Nice to meet you both. - Nice to meet you.

- Love you. - Bye.

- Bye. - Have fun.

- Hey. - Hi, honey.

- Hi, there she is. - Come on in out of the cold.

I feel like we're in the mountains.

Hilly, chilly.

- Thank you so much

for letting us use the court again.

- How are ya?

- I think I'm still recovering. I'm exhausted.

Literally, I got out of bed, like, 45 minutes ago.

- Just sit wherever you want. - I'll sit here.

- And we got the fruit. It is so yummy.

It was bought early this morning.

- This is so good. - What are you up to?

- Trying to organize for the holidays.

- Oh, my God. My house, that's a shamble!

My clothes sleep in two of the bedrooms,

I sleep in one bedroom.

- You know what? It's yours.

- That's right. And it's all I need.

- And right now, you probably only want something like that.

- I didn't need to take on what I left.

- And it's a totally different area

from where you were, right?

- Totally different part of town.

- You can explore a whole new--yeah.

Are you social? - I mean, I am,

when I'm comfortable. - Okay.

- I'm a little bit of a--

- And when you were married--

- Oh, that was full-on social,

but it was all business social.

- But it was business, and it was probably

more of what he wanted.

- That would be all of what he wanted.

When I entered this marriage, 27 years old,

which was 20 years ago,

Tom had everything-- it was all set up,

so I just inserted myself in there.

- And now you get to do what you want.

- Right.

Just because you

"have a lot of money"

doesn't mean that you "have a lot of independence."

And if you're not in charge

of your own finances from the get,

where you gonna go?

What am I gonna do?

For a long time, lived with two housekeepers

that, you know, they made it like a show place.

- I love it out there. - It's very pretty.

This is the living room.

All right. Here it is.

Welcome to my chapel. - Wow.

- And now I'm the housekeeper. I'm doing laundry myself.

You should see me. I'm, like, washing dishes.

There's no housekeepers, there's no gardeners.

And I really value my privacy,

so in some respects,

I kind of like it.

And I can throw my sh-- all over the place,

so, you know, doesn't even matter.

It's my place.

- Honey, I have to raise my glass to you.

You're happy; you've got a smile on your face.

- Yeah. - And it's not forced.

- No, thank you.

You know, I would lie to you

if I said that I did not have my ups and downs.

- Sure. - You know, I pull myself up

by my bootstraps and keep on going.

- Yes, you do. - Yeah.

- Coming up:

- Amelia will go to Cabo tomorrow.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, that's nice, guys.

Really fun.

- Christmas! - It's so funny!

- Okay, okay, okay.

- [laughs] Dad.

I'm gonna hate having my foot in there, hold on.

- Yeah, you are. - Let me put it over here.

I'm very flexible. - Oh, my God.

How'd you do that? - Really nice and snuggly.

Really fun. - [laughs]

- Merry Christmas.

Oh, my God, is that cute. - Aunt Kathy's here.

Whoo! - I love it.

Now, am I supposed to be in the card?

- Oh, my God. - We were doing a pretty one

and a funny one with all the stuff from quarantine--

chips, wine, remote control.

- How--from-- oh, yes, definitely.

- Think we got it. - We're done?

- We're done. - I--You're done?

- Finito.

- Well, that was really quick. - Oh, these are cute.

Have you done all your trees and everything?

Is it put up now? - We are pretty much done.

You know, I'm not doing our huge party.

- Kathy, look at this face.

She's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.

- You know, this is a great width.

- This table? - Mm-hmm.

- We never eat at the dining table,

'cause it's for 16 people. - You'd never use that.

It's almost like that should be another den.

- I think it was back in the day.

The dining room was one of the other rooms.

What are you doing? - Oh, smell this.

- What is all this stuff? What do you have in here?

- Everything and the kitchen sink.

- Wait, why are you having this?

- And I got this. - What are you doing?

- I'm dry.

- [laughs]

- You can find everything in my bag, basically.

You name it.

Socks, an extra pair of shoes,

a sweater.

- Carpet samples, drapery samples, wallpaper samples.

- There's sandals in there for a pedicure.

I know that.

- But what is--why do you have?

- Smell this, just spray it. - Are you going on a trip?

- No, I just have to have it

so I get all my nutrients.

- Okay.

- Actually, I can't find my bag.

I was actually looking for the bag.

It's a big bag.

I talked to Kim for three hours.

- Why? - 'Cause I hadn't talked

to her in a while. - I'm worried about her

on Thanksgiving, I feel bad.

Imagine if you don't have your husband or your kids,

and you're in quarantine all this time.

- I said if she wanted to come--

she said she really... - Is too nervous.

- Is too nervous.

- Maybe that's why, 'cause I texted her

and I didn't hear back.

- You got the wrong number.

She changed her number.

- She did?

- What's going on with Kim? - We're not not talking.

I mean, it's not amazing.

You know, obviously, it's a strained relationship.

When Kathy and I were going through our problems,

they were okay.

And then there's times that Kim and I are okay,

and then neither one of us are talking to Kathy.

It seems to be hard to get all three of us

on the same page at the same time.

You know, we've invited her to things,

and she doesn't come.

So, she's just by herself, every day.

- But she has been for nine months.

- I know, that's making me feel bad.

I have my husband.

I have my children.

I have all my dogs.

And then I think of Kim by herself.

The holidays is a hard time being alone as it is.

- But she said this was supposed to happen.

- Kim said that? - Mm-hmm.

- And she said for us all to have

this quiet time out to figure out

where we want to be in life.

She sounded great.

- That's good.

We should do a lunch or dinner with her soon, though.

- That's what I said.

I feel like I've lost so much in my relationships.

- I know what you mean.

I feel like I don't see anybody.

Hi, honey. Honey, you going to work out?

- Yeah. - You're impressing me.

- Where are you going? - Our gym.

- Oh, right here you can do it. - Yeah.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go work out.

- Oh, honey, I just drank that.

Did you put that in the refrigerator for you?

- Yeah. - Oh, sorry.

- We still have to be careful.

- He's my husband.

[all laughing]

Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey, now. - Okay, this is so cute.

- [laughs]

- I love this neighborhood.

- Hi, honey. - Hi, good morning.

- Good morning. How are you?

- Here you go. - Oh, my God.

Thank you so much. - We have to, to--

- To, like, christen the house. - Christen the house.

- Thank you, come on in. - Look at this.

Love it. - Come in here.

Here's the living room.

- Oh!

I just love it so much.

I get such a good vibe here. - I love it.

Don't you get a good vibe here? - Yes.

Oh, are you kidding me?

- No, I'm not. - This is so fabulous.

It's so charming. [gasps]

Look at these lights that they put in.

- Mm-hmm. - You know, there's a real

hopeful feeling seeing Erika

in her own space that she's created.

Okay, this is freaking fabulous.

- Right? - 'Cause it's not easy

to go from the life that she had,

where you had help do everything for you,

to now, she's doing it all.

I like how you've brought in your pieces; you can see.

- You know, I didn't bring a lot.

- You brought these, right? - Yeah.

- And you brought this. - Yes.

I had to have a couple of the chairs

and things like that. - Yeah.

- Oh, God, yes.

But let's not forget,

I wrote a "New York Times" Best-Selling book.

I was just on Broadway.

I had multiple shoe collaborations,

a makeup collaboration.

I have enough for Postmates, my little house.

I'm all right, it's okay.

- I hear her.

- So pretty. - Hi!

Hi, honey bunny. - What are you doing?

Have you got more stuff in your hands?

Come on in. How are you? You look cute.

- Good. - These are great.

- Drop your stuff. - Okay, I've got to tell you.

- Yes. - You guys, housewarming--

- Wait, wait, wait. Are you in here?

- I'm in here, but more importantly,

Mr. Dolce. It's a signed one.

- Oh! Wow. - Nice.

- 'Cause I know you're a book person.

- Fabulous, yes. Thank you so much.

- That's beautiful. - Thank you.

- Well, happy housewarming. - Thank you.

- For Erika, what better housewarming present

than to give her the Dolce & Gabbana Queens book.

- There's the-- - Oh, my God.

- Look how great that is! - You look great!

Fab, you look fab.

Come on, let's go outside. - Okay.

- You know, she's feeling sad or lonely,

she can always flip through the pages

and find my picture.

Not once but twice. But, you know.

- To your new home. - Oh, thank you guys.

- Cheers! - Cheers, cheers, cheers.

- Cheers, cheers. - Yay!

- My God, ladies, thank you for supporting me,

because this is a big life change.

I went from monstrosity to cute, tiny chic.

- But you're happier.

That's proof that you did the right thing.

- I hate to say that, but it's true.

- You know, it's hard. - When you're not being heard,

when you're bringing up real things

that need to be talked about, and it's pushed out,

there's only so much time before you go,

"You know what, wait a minute."

I mentioned that I was

going to see a psychiatrist,

'cause I was feeling depressed, and...

"Oh, okay."

There was never any, "Well, Erika,

what do you think is going on?"

Because, remember,

what do I have to be depressed about?

All right, what's going on with you, seriously?

- Y'all, seriously, I'm gonna tell you.

- Why is it still going on? - Crystal, last night--

she's not willing to kind of back up

a little bit and say, "Maybe I said the wrong word."

- But here's the thing. - Yes.

- On Tuesday, are we gonna sit

and talk about this still? Probably.

- Jesus Christ. You know, we can talk about it,

but we're not gonna talk about me being--

- A peeping Tom? - Yeah.

That--we have to drop that.

- Oh, that was cute, Thomasina.

- [laughs]

- Tell us what "Thomasina" means.

- Thomasina's a peeping Tom.

- Yeah, I don't think peeping Toms

actually knock on the door first.

I think they're, like, across the street,

and, like, peep.

Because that's--that's not-- - Well, it's--

- There's something else. - It's not right.

- Coming up:

- Amelia's 19.

That's how old I was when I had my first.

Can you imagine? So, just so you know,

could be happening.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Jax.

- Yeah?

- Japanese time.

- Yeah.

- I'm making chicken Parmesan

and I don't have any cheese.

How was Japanese last week?

- Same as always.

- Can I see a little bit of what you're doing?

Oh, my God, I couldn't read this if you paid me.

- It's not. It's a different language.

- Okay, what does this say?

- I have to get on in half a minute.

- Okay, I'm not interrupting you.

I'll be over here having my wine.

- Hopefully not being too loud.

Konichiwa. - [speaking Japanese]

- "Translate the sentences into Japanese."

- Yeah. Let's do--

- Sorry, Jax.

- Hello?

- Hey, honey, can you come down

and empty the dishwasher for me, please?

- I did that yesterday!

- Can you please do it again?

I can't talk really loud. Jax is here.

- Sorry, that's my mom talking.

- [speaking Japanese]

Perfect!

[dishes clattering]

- Being trapped inside of the house

with two teenage boys

is maddening.

[dishes clattering]

- Are you okay? - [laughs]

The boys are home-schooling.

Everybody's on top of each other.

I find myself going into the pantry

and having a quick shot of tequila.

- Okay. - See you next.

- [speaking Japanese] - [speaking Japanese]

- You good over there? - Mm-hmm.

- Come on, Jaid. Come on, lighten up.

Listen, honey, I am on a hormone train

with these teenagers.

I don't know what's happening next.

Get out of this funk. Otherwise,

it's gonna be a really tough week this week.

- Stop it right now.

Do you understand me?

Last week, Jaid

didn't want me to get married.

He wants me all to himself, right?

Don't you want me to have love?

- You love me.

- I do love you.

Oh, my God, are you declaring your love for me?

This week, he wants absolutely nothing to do with me.

Jax, you want to say the prayers?

- Sure, 'cause depressed boy over there won't.

- Just leave him alone. Don't add on to it.

- Thank you for this beautiful day.

Thank you for bringing us all together as a family.

Amen.

- Amen. - You gonna eat?

- Jaid, please eat. - What is wrong with you?

- Come on, Jaid, stop.

Seriously, you're gonna have a problem with me this week.

Okay, well--okay, then don't eat.

All right, go upstairs.

When I grew up,

even though you were a teenager,

you weren't allowed to have those kind of emotions.

And I'm raising them different from how I was raised,

but it's still hard.

You still take it personally.

What should I do with your brother?

- Take away all of his chargers for his phone,

so he has to limit the time he's using on them,

and he keeps getting more scared

as the battery goes down.

- That sounds like torture. - Exactly!

Psychological. - You're such a dark kid.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- It looks so cute, Harry.

It's Positano in Beverly Hills.

- Everything's kinda ready.

The spinach salads are in the fridge.

Did you see those?

Spinach from our garden.

Insalata di spinaci alla Romana.

- Gorgeous. How exciting,

eating from our garden.

What's this? - That's spinach.

- Oh. - Gotta have a lot of spinach.

Tomatoes are done.

- There's quite a few here.

- And the lettuce that's around it

is also from the garden, so.

- Fantastic.

Harry lived in Italy for three years.

He loves the cuisine of Italy.

And, you know, it's the best of the best in Italy,

so I think it's now just in his blood.

Lucky me.

- Tell me which one of these two

you like the best. - Okay.

That needs a little sweetness to it.

- All right, next one.

Use a different spoon, please.

- I know, I just caught myself.

How gross is that? Sorry.

- Which one do you like better?

- This one.

- That's the one made with our tomatoes,

exclusively from our garden. - Oh!

That's the one I like the best.

- That's why it tastes the best,

because those are homegrown tomatoes.

- Wow.

Do you want to be the one

that brings out the cake for Garcelle?

- That would mean I'd have to stay.

- You don't have to stay.

You could do whatever you want, Harry Hamlin.

I need to go get dressed.

Garcelle wanted to have a birthday party this year.

- My birthday's coming up. I want to have a Birkin party.

- I need a Birkin too. Let's do that.

Due to the COVID surges, we couldn't do it.

And I am still in the process

of repairing my relationship with Garcelle.

- I just want you to know

that it's going to take some time.

- And I'm okay with that. - So, we're there.

- But I understand that even though I had a relationship

with Garcelle for the past 20 years,

I can't force it.

The girls are on their way. - What?

- The girls are on their way. They're gonna be--

someone's gonna be here like in ten minutes.

- What? - It starts at 1:30.

At the end of the day,

Garcelle and I might not end up

being great friends.

Some people last, and some people don't.

And it's a ride, baby, so we're on the ride.

When is the charcuterie coming?

- Charcuterie? - [groans]

- Coming up:

- I pray to Jesus every day.

You think he'd throw me a bone. - What's that?

- I just need a bone, you know?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

- Hello?

- Hi, my love bug.

- It's a winter wonderland.

- Isn't it? I know. - Wow.

- I know, look at my village, Kyle.

- Oh, my God, this is so extra. - I know.

- I feel so-- - Well, what did you expect?

- I'm such an underachiever.

- Oh, my God, didn't you get, like,

five people in to decorate for you?

- Well, I have three trees.

But I don't have a Santa's village.

Do you have a bottle of wine

or something we can take to Rinna?

I forgot and ran out of the door.

- Yes, absolutely.

Hold on, let me put these two beauties down.

- That's the little baby you just got recently?

- Yes. Remember I was telling you?

- Yeah. - Kyle and I both

share an obsession with Hermes.

- Okay, the bag over there is very distracting.

I cannot.

- I've just got my pretty little Mini Kelly,

and I love it. I love it.

I know she loves rosé.

- Okay. - So we'll do rosé.

- It is her favorite. - Okay, great, perfect.

- Here, honey, let me help you. - No, no, no.

Have some free hands, why don't you?

- Let me help you. - I'll just carry everything.

- Let me help you.

Let me help you carry some stuff.

- Get your paws off my Mini Kelly,

or you're gonna see some real claws.

- Are you gonna do a holiday card?

- Yeah, I'd like to.

I'm actually designing a dress for it.

- Ooh. - So, you know,

I'm designing the wedding dress range.

- I saw. That picture was insane.

- I've worked in fashion and design for almost 20 years,

but mostly in the beachwear, resortwear, swimwear world.

Just pull your boobs in, yeah? - Yeah.

- Beverly Beach is doing so well.

And now, I'm pivoting to bridal.

Hi, Nektaria.

We're very, very excited.

I got the most recent sketches.

I mean, this is just so epic.

Nektaria's an accomplished designer

who's been in the bridal industry for years,

and they're looking for more fashion-forward dresses.

And so she reached out to me to collaborate

on a wedding dress line

because of my fashion sense.

And she loved my style.

So, I'm doing the wedding dresses

along with evening gowns and cocktail dresses.

There's that little doubt in your mind,

where you wonder, "Oh, my God, can I do this?

"I've never done bridal before.

I don't know one thing about it."

And then the other side of my brain says,

"Oh, my God, please. You've designed before.

"Designed a room in a restaurant.

You're a creative person."

These are all the best fabrics,

and the artistry and craftsmanship--

I mean, they are on the higher end.

I can't wait for the day that I see the first bride

walk down the aisle in one of my designs.

And then I'm also doing, you know, like, ready-to-wear,

but all dresses.

When I got married,

I had no idea what I wanted.

I just wanted a dress that made me feel good,

that had, like, a little bit of drama,

a little bit of extra,

something special.

God, I wish I could have designed my own wedding dress.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- I always want to just, like, walk in.

- I always walk into everybody's house.

- Hello. - Oh, hi. Of course,

Harry has to be there. Hi, Harry.

We're just walking in. We figure

we're at that level at this point in our lives.

- Just walking right in? You're welcome.

- How are you?

You've taught me this, so now--

- Come on outside. Yeah.

Welcome to Positano. - This is so pretty.

- Wow, this is gorgeous! - Wow, che bello.

- This is gorgeous. - This looks beautiful.

Did you set this?

Or did Lisa set this?

I need to know these things. - She did nothing.

- She did nothing?

- She's looking beautiful and turning up.

- Oh, my gosh.

Well, this looks really beautiful.

- That would be very different in my house, let me tell you.

- My husband would never know how to do this.

- Never in a million years.

Harry, the gourmet chef,

specializes in grilled beef,

blueberry pie, Bolognese.

- Go on down-- drinks are down here.

I don't know if she told you

not to wear high heels. Obviously, she didn't.

- She didn't. - No.

- PK, who specializes in,

"Babe, can you make me a sandwich?"

- This is really a special piece of property.

Lisa was saying you're gonna build a pool

or something someday there?

- Well, the pool is not for us.

It's so that the kids come back with their kids.

- Yes. - And lay out.

Amelia's 19. That's how old I was

when I had my first. Can you imagine?

So, just so you know, could be happening.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, my God.

- I was 19 when I had Farrah. - Oh, my gosh.

- Can you imagine?

I mean, next event here is gonna be a baby shower.

- Hi, girls.

- Hi. - Hi, mama.

- Of course, she didn't tell us not to wear heels, Harry.

She's wearing heels. - I'm wearing heels too.

- He said, "Didn't Lisa tell you not to wear heels?"

I'm like, "She knows better, with this group."

You guys, walking on this grass, oh, my God.

(BLEEP), I don't want to ruin my shoes.

- Don't ruin your shoes.

- I told them grass-appropriate shoes.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This way? Okay. Thank you so much.

- How cute is this? Hi. Let me see her.

Hi. - I know, right?

- A pink one?

- Hi, guys. - Hi, Crystal, welcome.

- Thank you. Your house is stunning.

♪ ♪

- Let me in.

- Let me go up and just see, like, who's coming

and be, you know, the host.

And I'll be back. - Okay, okay.

- Thank you so much.

- Okay, here's another one. - Hi.

- Guys, what are you drinking?

- Belvedere, club soda, three lemons.

I'll have what she's having. Thanks so much.

- Well, hello, there. - Well, hello, darling.

Come in. - Aren't you beautiful?

- Hi, welcome.

- I was telling them how you're a tennis pro.

- Oh, God.

I was so horrible.

You look cute. How are you?

- Hello, how are you? - Your sister.

We have another matching moment?

- Yeah, kind of. A little bit.

- Maybe I'll have a little champagne.

- Buongiorno. - Buongiorno.

- You look beautiful. - Well, thank you.

- So, the girls are out here.

- Okay. - I'll show you down

to where they are. - Yeah, show me.

I'm so excited to be here.

- Cute, right? I know.

- This is really, really beautiful.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I love this dress, welcome. - Well, we're kitty cats.

Come on in. Have a seat.

- Hi. - Come on in.

- Hi, guys. - How is everything?

- Oh, my gosh, it's so busy right now.

- Hi, Thomasina.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Swear to God.

- Tommy.

- That's a great thing.

Are we gonna start with that? That's fun.

♪ ♪

- Coming up:

- Make a wish.

- I want him hung like a horse.

[all screaming]

- Be careful what you wish for.

[chill music]

- How's everything?

- Oh, my gosh, it's so busy right now.

- Hi, Thomasina.

- That's a great thing.

Are we gonna start with that? That's fun.

I'm getting to a breaking point with

"violator," "peeping Tom," "Thomasina."

It's not funny, and I'm ready for it to end.

These girls need to stop.

- Thank you so much. Thank you.

- Where's Garcelle? Is she coming?

- Garcelle! Hey!

- There she is. - Welcome!

- Thank you so much. - Come on in.

- I haven't been here in a while.

- I know. Hi, sweetie.

- It's been a while. How are you?

- I think since my 50th birthday.

- Yes. Oh, my God.

- Seven years ago, you were here.

- The dance floor, we were on the dance floor all night.

- Yeah. - Everybody was dancing.

Everybody was having a good time.

It was really, really fun.

And then my assistant-- weeks later,

I said, "Oh, my God, remember?"

She goes, "I was your date,

and you stumbled out of there,"

which I don't remember.

- It was fun, wasn't it? - It was so much fun.

- Sit down, sit down, sit down. You look so cute.

- Hi, everybody. Thank you.

- Hey, Garcelle. - Hi.

- All right, I'm gonna check on the food.

I'll be right back.

- Should we start making our way there?

- Yes, I think we should. Bring your drinks.

- We're bringing it.

We're already wobbling 'cause of the heels.

- You tell them that we don't stand on ceremony here?

We dig in, 'cause it's gotta be eaten while it's hot.

- Dig in--go and eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.

- God bless the chef. - God bless the chef.

- Cheers, everyone.

- Cheers.

- Happy Thanksgiving.

- Lisa, thank you for having us today.

- Yes. - Thank you to Harry.

Once he comes out, we'll toast him.

Oh, you're coming. Oh!

I didn't know you were coming.

I'm moving. Excuse me.

- All right. We got to eat.

- Oh, my God, this is exciting, Harry.

- This is really good. Wow.

- Is Delilah still in Europe?

- No, she's in Tulum right now.

- And where is Amelia?

- Amelia is here, and will go to Cabo tomorrow

and meet them, because we will not.

But she's gonna go. because--

- Yeah, no, it's not appropriate,

for me, at my age-- ripe old age--

subject myself to the virus.

- The plan for Thanksgiving this year was for Harry and I

to meet the girls in Cabo.

But we were afraid,

because of the COVID surges,

that we would get to Cabo

and they'd shut the border down

and I wouldn't get back.

We decided that we should stay here.

And if Amelia wants to go, it's okay.

So, this is the first time I won't be spending

Thanksgiving, not only with the girls,

but with Lois.

- No, she's not.

She's going by herself.

Dorit, we're talking about Scott Disick.

- Oh. - Anyway.

- Mazel tov or no? - He's too damn old.

- I know! - He's old.

- And he's got three kids.

That is not a good match.

- I don't ask a lot of questions right now.

- Oh, my mom would have riddled me.

- No, I know.

- My husband's 20 years older than me,

and we met when I was 20.

But Rob and I are the exception.

- Would I want that for one of my daughters?

No.

Pick on someone your own size.

- Guess what?

We all fall in love with older men.

But here's the truth.

Amelia's having a good time.

I'm having a bad time. Whatever, it's life.

That's the way it goes.

- There's a lot coming, you know, at us.

And I'm just being easy with it.

Last ----ing week, the tabloid

had them in the corner, engaged.

Really?

The press stuff that's coming is, like,

holy guacamole.

My mom saw it at the market

and called me, and said,

"Is this true?"

I'm like, "Mom, no."

But, I mean, that's what we're dealing with.

- Do you ask a lot of questions?

- How do you feel, Harry, about this situation?

- Yeah, how do you feel? Just tell them, come on.

- My feelings about it-- I must confess,

the issue that's the most enduring is the age difference,

which, to me, is odd.

But then again, every time I think about it,

I think of myself and Ursula Andress,

when I was 14 years younger than she, when we had Dimitri.

So I can't really complain, right?

- Well, how old were you--

- I mean, you could, but we won't listen.

- When you had Dimitri? - I was--I was 29.

- You were 29. - She was 44 when she had him.

- Wow. - You don't think about that

when you have kids, you know?

That's not your thought process.

Like, "Oh, this is gonna come back

to haunt me 100,000 times."

You don't think about that.

- Now that I have dined,

I'm gonna leave you guys to it.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you. - Thank you, Harry.

- Lovely to see all of you. - Thank you, too.

Happy Thanksgiving.

- Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you.

- Harry's the best. - This was so yummy.

- You want another bowl of it?

- I want to take it home.

- Okay.

- I know.

- Bring it out.

He'll put it in front of her.

We'll sing "Happy Birthday."

- Oh, you ate all of yours. - I did too.

- ♪ Happy birthday ♪

all: ♪ To you, happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Garcelle ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- We can't blow them out these days.

I'm gonna use your holder, Kathy.

- Make a wish.

- I want him hung like a horse.

[all screaming and laughing]

- Whoo! - It's the truth.

- Whoo! - Be careful what you wish for.

- Okay, I don't even know where I'd put it.

- I did not know that she liked horseback riding.

- But thank you so much. I want to say I really,

truly appreciate that you guys are doing this.

Thank you. Especially you.

'Cause we've known each other for a long time.

- A long time. - And I appreciate that.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

- In the last year, Rinna and I

have had a really rocky road in trying to figure out

if we're gonna have a friendship,

what that friendship's gonna look like,

and her making an effort for my birthday

means something, for sure.

- G. - Yes.

- A few gifts. This is-- - Oh, come on, you guys.

- This is from me. I don't know who this is from.

Dadgummit, I didn't bring a present.

They brought presents.

- Guys, Garcelle's not here. I'm having a cake.

- We're giving her a cake,

just to acknowledge her birthday.

- But if you want to bring presents, bring presents.

- Yeah.

- That's from Crystal, Kathy, and me.

- Yay, happy birthday.

- What's in here? - Open.

- My God, what could this be?

- Oh. - Something expensive.

- Gorgeous. - Yeah!

- Let me see. Let me see.

- Wow. - Wait.

Should I do it like this?

- Yes! - Yes!

- That is beautiful. - You guys!

- I love that shape.

- Crystal, I was admiring this from you.

- It's the three of us, the three of us.

- Oh, did you have this?

- She mentioned she liked it, and it's been stuck in my head.

- It's really pretty.

- It's gorgeous. - Thank you so much.

- You're very welcome.

- I'm sliding down for a second.

One second. - I did not expect this.

This is really nice.

- Yay, I love a surprise. - I know.

- I love a surprise.

- No. No, I leave tomorrow.

It's my last night with my kids.

- Lisa and Erika. - That's right.

- Ooh.

- Ooh, that's good. - Oh, it's got a little--

- It has a little sleeve action.

- Coming up:

- What crazy planet do you live on?

- Not yours.

- Ooh.

- Ooh, that's good.

- Okay.

- Who is this from?

- That's from me, baby.

- That's from Dorit, I believe. - Yes.

- Why do you want to go home?

- My puppy's coming. - No, it's not the puppy.

Tell me the truth. What happened that I missed?

- Nothing happened.

- Why don't you tell me the truth? We're friends.

- I have a very difficult time being fake.

It's hard to sit across the table from somebody

who obviously doesn't like me,

who's been talking badly about me behind my back,

and who's looking at me quite smugly, to be honest.

I don't want to look at her face anymore.

- Well, what happened? - Nothing happened. I'm just--

- Well, you're being-- you're saying you don't like

being fake. - There is no resolution

in all of this, and I'm--

it's wearing at me.

- You mean with Crystal? - Yeah.

- You still feel weird.

- Yeah.

[all speaking at once]

- I love mine so much.

- Who will I wear it for? - Yummy.

- Thank you, Dorit.

- She's talked about me behind my back to everybody.

I've tried to say my piece.

she's never apologized to me.

And I'm--like, I've had it.

- This is not the Sutton that I know,

when she's being extremely emotional,

and quite frankly irrational.

- I am not over

being told that I violated someone.

- I understand that. - Then I need to go.

- No, you don't need to go. - Yes.

- No. You don't have to be friends with her,

but you're friends with all of us.

- She said that I violated her! - Oh, my God.

- Are they having a fight?

- I feel like I hear somebody screaming.

- I felt like I heard that too.

- Okay, but she also said to me--

just listen for a second. - Mm-hmm.

- She also said to me, "I did not mean sexually,"

she said, "But I did feel violated."

- She's a ---ing liar.

- It was made out like it was,

like, a sexual, weird thing.

- Yeah, but that word

never came up from me.

- Let's have drinks for Garcelle's birthday.

- Let's do it. [all speaking at once]

- We got to do shots. - Let's do shots!

- Oh, my God. - Yeah!

all: Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

- What can I make you, a margarita?

- I want to make sure you're okay.

I don't need that as much as I need--

- I am not okay. - I need you to be okay.

- I am so not okay.

- Listen to me.

- All right, what are you doing?

Are you crying? - No.

- Hey, what's going on? - I have very bad allergies.

- Oh, my God. - I'm fine, I'm fine.

I'm fine, I'm fine. Oh, God.

- Honey, what's wrong? - Nothing, Jesus Christ.

I swear to God, I pray to Jesus every day.

You think he'd throw me a bone.

I just need a bone, you know?

- Why are you crying?

- I'm upset, y'all.

- Oh, my God, I think Sutton

is more hormonal than my kids.

And they're teenagers.

- I'm very upset, still,

about all the situation,

and all the insinuations.

- Sutton, we're done with this.

- I know that I need to move on, and I will.

But it's hard for me to sit there and pretend

like everything's great and hunky dory,

when it's not.

- Who is "hunky dory"?

Who is "hunky dory"?

Is that a nickname for someone?

- We okay? - Yes.

- What happened? - I just had a moment.

- Ladies, let's come and sit down.

- Sutton, I want to make this clear.

- Yeah. - Because I don't want you

to think that something has been said...

- Okay.

- That's it's bigger than it's not.

- Let's sit down here, guys.

Let's clean up and make it cute.

- I am--we have to fix this,

'cause I'm not happy with her.

- You said a lot of things about me.

- Tonight? - No.

And I can't sit across the table from you.

- Really? - And pretend--

please do not disrespect my feelings.

- Okay, let's not sugarcoat it.

what do you need from Crystal?

- I don't need anything from Crystal.

- No, stop it. You need something from Crystal

for you to be okay. - She already did it.

- It goes on and on, when it's not--done.

- Look at her. - Mm-hmm.

- And tell her what you need

to fix this, so we can move on.

- I think it's really sh--ty

you have used so many words about me.

And so now I'm supposed-- - What are you--

so tell me the words.

- You need to let me say my piece.

- Okay.

- The word "violate" is really crazy to me.

What crazy planet do you live on?

- Um, not yours.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- We're not gonna get anywhere from this.

- I'm not gonna change the word that I used.

The word was used correctly. Period.

- You can't unuse it, Crystal. It's out there.

- I would never. I would say it.

- So now, I--and-- - I would say the word again.

- What do you need so we can move on from this?

- I think she wants an apology.

- Please. - No.

- Oh, okay.

- I feel--okay, wait.

I am sorry that you're upset.

- No, you can't be sorry that I'm upset.

That's not an apology. - Oh, sorry, then I don't

apologize for that word. - It's not an apology.

- I didn't give you an apology for the word.

The word was used properly.

- "I'm sorry that you're upset"?

That is not an apology. - Sorry, I take it back.

Look up the word.

It is an abuse of privacy,

which is what you-- - She didn't know

you were naked, Crystal.

- No, no, it's not even naked. - She didn't know

you were naked. - Why are you so defensive?

What was going on that you're so defensive about?

- You're upset because you're jealous.

Period.

[dramatic music]

- Uh-uh, I'm out. I'm out.

(BLEEP) you, Crystal.

That was really ----ing low. No!

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- No, is she leaving? - You can't do that.

Hold on one second. - Hang on.

- You--it's your house.

You need to get up and do something.

- I know. - What did she want me to say?

- No, ma'am.

Jealous of what?

Your ugly leather pants?

- No, no, no, no, no. No.

- She said ugly leather pants. Ugly leather pants.

Okay, that's not--

oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

- What's happening? What happened?

- What am I jealous of?

Are you ----ing kidding me? No.

- So, wait, wait, wait. Sutton, come here for a second.

- Sutton, Sutton, don't run. - (BLEEP).

- Next time, on the "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- Sue, come here.

[howls]

[dog barks]

- I will not apologize... - Get your fingers...

- For your actions. - Out of the air.

- You're an inappropriate, awkward person.

- What's being said, is just, I mean, it's insane.

That lawsuit that says that my divorce is a sham

so I could hide assets.

People want to believe that.

- Every day, it's something more.

- With Erika. - Well, you almost go, like,

is it the same person we know? Like--

- I mean, I could have never predicted this--this (BLEEP).

This is the end.