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This programme contains strong language and sexual scenes

HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY I want to do that again.

Oh, probably shouldn't get too carried away.

It's hard not to, after that.

HE CHUCKLES It is.

But...

..I need to go back to my partner, and you yours.

That's how this works, I'm afraid.

DOOR OPENS

Didn't go well?

Jesus, Danny, I have been waiting for you.

Someone has found our photos, and our video,

and they posted it online.

They're making me sound like I'm some kind of sex worker,

touting for business.

What the hell? There's a link on my social media

and everyone has seen it.

Did you send our video to anyone? No. No, of course not.

Then how has someone found it?!

I don't know.

I'm going to find out...

..I promise.

I thought I saw an intruder so I sent Alan around,

and then when he didn't come back, I went to check.

We think he's had a stroke, Mrs Richardson,

so we need to get him to the hospital as soon as possible.

Yes, of course.

You can accompany him in the ambulance, if you like. Yeah.

So, this isn't your house?

No. The owners are out of town, but I'll contact them.

Pete.

HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Bye. Bye. See you later.

SHE SIGHS

CAR DOOR SHUTS

ENGINE STARTS

Look, why don't we do something nice tonight?

Go to the pub, maybe?

You're just going to act like everything's normal.

How else do you want me to act?

Pete, no-one died.

I get that it was a bit awkward, but Becka don't mind.

Honestly, don't beat yourself up.

I'm going to clean out the shed.

OK, yeah.

Yeah, thanks for your help.

They can find the owner of the blog, but it might take a while.

What, and in the meantime, it just stays online?

Well, just delete the comment with the link on it.

Well, obviously I've deleted the comment, Danny.

Sorry. Sorry.

I know. I know, it's awful, but...don't worry.

We'll get them.

Yeah.

Fuck, the door is open.

Did you leave it like this? No.

I was just in the bedroom, and I checked.

The camera's still there, but something's not right.

I feel like someone's been in here.

Yeah, I'll get some colleagues onto it.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

See you later, love.

Morning.

Is this all we've got?

What, have you given up talking to me now?

I'm off.

All right? I think Spencer broke into my house, now this.

What's this?

Oh, shit.

I'm not having that prick threaten my family -

you make that clear to him.

Mate, you're going to have to do that yourself.

I've told you, we can't keep running away from this, Dan.

We owe him money, and he wants payback.

Take that and put it in the house.

Shit. What are you playing at?!

It's mine.

I thought it'd give you peace of mind until we get him off our back.

Is he that dangerous?

MUTED: You knew exactly who he was...

THEY ARGUE INDISTINCTLY

We need to go and see him, Dan.

Wait here.

CAR DOOR SHUTS

Hiya.

No-one.

I'm afraid we're going to have to suspend your classes.

Just take some time off and...and... let's stay in touch, yeah?

Oh, yeah, how was the spa weekend?

It was OK.

God, you're hard to please.

Jeez, come on. That place sounded amazing.

Like I said, it was fine.

OK, well, I have something that might cheer you up.

Who said I needed cheering up?

Jesus, all right. Won't bother, then. God.

Sorry.

Go on.

That's all right. SHE CLEARS THROAT

So, I was looking through the shots I took of the cops,

and I found a picture where you can see the guy's face clearly.

I saw this guy this morning.

He was talking to my neighbour. They were having a right barney.

Wait, didn't you say your neighbour was a traffic cop?

No, I already asked him. He said he wasn't there.

Yeah, but do you believe him? Um, I'm looking for Pete.

Uh, he's just at the back there.

Thank you. No worries. Um, someone's here to see you.

Um...

..that's his wife.

Uh, excuse me.

Hey.

Um, I have had a couple of classes cancelled,

so I was wondering if you had time for a coffee.

Um...

Yeah, sure.

Great.

We...

We don't need to hash it out. It's all...fine.

Is it, though?

It didn't seem like it when you left.

Pete, I don't like to leave things broken,

so I need you to tell me if I have broken anything.

Um...

..I find all of this really awkward.

I can normally tell a mile off

if one partner is keen and the other one isn't,

but honestly,

it's nearly always the man who is pressuring the woman, so...

And Evie gave me the green light from both of you,

so I thought it would... What? Did she?

Yeah.

So, you weren't on board?

I honestly...don't know. Um...

OK, well...

..I just hope that we can still be friends.

Yeah. Um...

Jesus Christ.

'Ey up.

It's been a while.

Glad you finally saw sense.

Did you break into my house?

What? No.

Not yet, anyway.

Keep your fucking goons away from my son.

Danny... You said "son". Just the one, is that right?

Don't push me.

That's precisely what I've been doing.

All right, OK. Step back then, Danny, for fuck's sake.

Or you will find out how far I'm willing to go.

I will hurt your family. Whoa, whoa. Do you understand that, copper?

That's enough of that chat.

Let's not go there, eh?

We've come to cooperate.

All right, Danny?

Aren't we, Danny?

Let's just...

What do you want?

Well, you had some things of mine,

but then you lost 'em...

..so you need to go and find 'em and bring 'em back to me.

What? Are you serious?

If it were easy, I'd be doing it myself.

Who was it?

They're not local.

I've leant on plenty of folk.

It's not the usual suspects.

Talk is there's a crew from out of town running the docks.

You got any names?

Nope.

Cheer up, lads.

It shouldn't be too difficult

for a pair of action heroes like yourselves.

Now, fuck off, the pair of you.

Dan...

EVIE: Danny.

Danny!

Are you avoiding me? What?

It was a really big thing for me. Is it always like that, or...?

No.

No.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, I'm not the only one.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I get it, but it's... it's a bit dangerous.

It's dangerous because...?

You know why.

Well, yeah.

Look, you're so gorgeous and...

..yeah, I want you...

We can't go there if our partners aren't on board, can we?

But what if they were? But yours isn't.

Yeah, but he'll come around.

But until he does, we can't go there again.

Take care of yourself, yeah?

ON TV: Which means you've earned two points

from a total of 20 points, OK?

You've now got ten points to pick up.

You've now only got 15.5 seconds to choose.

Next category, your next question is music.

You've got 15.5 seconds remaining.

HE SWITCHES TV OFF

We need to have a difficult conversation

if we're going to move on.

OK.

That night...

..you told Becka I was up for it.

I never said that. Pete, that isn't true.

We talked about it.

I-I didn't plan this. It just happened.

It did not just happen.

You MADE it happen.

SHE SIGHS

What did you do with him?

Oh, come on. Really?

Did you fuck him?

SHE SCOFFS

Did you? We just messed around a bit.

Look, we took this risk to see if it would work for us.

Ah, well, it obviously worked for you, didn't it?

And it would have worked for you if you chilled out about it.

Pete, the amount of men who'd give their right arm

for a night with Becka. Oh, so, it's my fault, is it?

Because I didn't just chill out?

You're the one who didn't want to become boring and suburban.

There's nothing more boring and suburban

than trying to fuck the neighbours.

Look...

..I am sad that this has made you angry...

..but you don't need to be.

I know you fucked him.

Hi, mate.

All right, mate.

Roseville Road. Colossus Building Supplies.

Apparently, run by a guy called Eddie Smallwood.

Sorry, what's this? You'll have to remind me.

HE CHUCKLES

Last week...

..I think you lied.

I think you were there.

Are you angry with me about something?

It seems like you might be.

If so...

..let's have it out. No, no. Colossus Building Supplies, OK?

It's actually owned by Robbie Spencer,

and that's who you were talking to.

But why would he need two traffic cops, hmm?

You protecting something?

I mean, it's obviously not building supplies, is it?

I mean this really sincerely, because I genuinely like you.

I think you're a good guy.

I would really back off on this one.

So, it was you?

Whatever you're chasing, it's not worth it just for a story.

How about we talk off the record? You're going to get hurt.

Maybe Evie, too.

Is that what you want?

MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTS

Right, Alan, let's get you inside, shall we?

Thanks for all your help.

You know where we are if you need us.

Yeah, I really do. Thanks ever so much. Bye.

Back home, finally.

Yeah.

Did you manage something to eat?

N-No.

Well, wouldn't you like to try a little bit of soup?

No.

You need me now, don't you, Alan?

Do you know, I've barely had time to try that stairlift

these last couple of weeks?

High time I took a good look upstairs.

STAIRLIFT WHIRS

BELL RINGS, CHILDREN CHATTER INDISTINCTLY

Right, class, that is playtime.

Walk, don't run.

Thank you.

Oh, thank God!

SHE LAUGHS

TEARFULLY: Thank you, God, for forgiving me.

Thank you for pursuing me, and...

..for showing me my worthiness.

Thank you for blessing me with this gift.

Hello.

Oh, thank you.

Mrs Whitwell, glad I caught you.

Hey, how are you doing? Uh, good, thank you.

Um, listen,

we still need the payment for the school trip.

Sorry. I'm so sorry.

Um, yes, I will sort that right now.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sorry about that.

Don't worry. SHE CHUCKLES

INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND

Want anything else?

I've got something I know you want.

How did you get that photo, Alan?

Did you take it or did you steal it?

Don't. Don't what? Answer me, yes or no.

Did you steal it?

You thought I was too old and crocked and useless,

so instead you sat up there,

fantasising over some unattainable young woman.

Well...

..there you go.

You sit there and look.

Hiya. Just dropping Ollie home. Becka needed to pop to the shops.

Oh, right, yeah. Thanks. Bye, Evie. Bye!

See you later.

This programme contains sexual scenes

Hey, did you move money from our savings account?

Uh, don't think so.

I thought the loan

for the new kitchen was in that account?

Oh, yeah. I, uh... gave a deposit to the builder.

Well, I think we should try and get that back.

We don't have the money for that work right now.

Yeah, it'll be fine.

Danny...

..I've effectively lost my job.

It's pretty serious.

How much did you give him?

Uh, I don't remember.

What do you mean you don't remember?

Well, it can't have been all of it.

There was ten grand in there.

I'll check it tomorrow, go see the builder.

I thought you had work tomorrow?

I do, but...don't worry, I'll sort it.

INAUDIBLE SPEECH

INAUDIBLE SPEECH

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

SHE MOANS

SHE BREATHES SHAKILY

SHE MOANS

SHE MOANS

SHE GASPS AND MOANS

Oh, Jean,

I'm so sorry to hear about Alan's stroke.

Yeah, it's been very tough but, you know, we're coping.

How did it happen?

Yeah, well, Alan's been having headaches for a while now, so...

Lucky they found him at Becka's.

Mm, yeah. Sorry?

Oh, good morning, Becka. Morning.

Now, you send my love to Alan, Jean. I will, thanks.

Hey. What's going on? Oh, hi. I'm so glad to see you.

I meant to leave you a note,

but it's just been so hectic, you know?

Um, as Gloria was saying, they found Alan at yours,

because I thought I saw an intruder.

And when Alan went round, your back doors were open.

What? Yeah, I mean,

I think if there had been anyone there,

well, they'd obviously fled, you know, before they got in.

Christ! Well, thank God Alan was there to interrupt them.

Yeah, well, he had a good look around

and made sure nobody was inside, you know?

Um, and that's why he had the stroke in your house.

Oh, my God.

I hope the paramedics didn't leave too much of a mess.

I'm really sorry. He was just trying to help.

No, no, no, Jean. Jean, I'm sorry. That's awful.

Alan must have been so scared.

Look, if there's anything that I can do...

Um, I've done yoga before, with stroke survivors.

Oh, no, honestly, it's OK,

because the hospital have offered rehab, you know?

It wouldn't be a problem.

I mean, work is really slow right now,

so, really, you would be doing me a favour.

Well, in that case, you know,

maybe we could arrange something sometime.

But I've really got to be getting off, get back to him.

MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTS

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

SHE SIGHS

ENGINE STARTS

You been here before?

Thought it looked fun?

There you go.

Wow. Bigger than your head, that.

You not having one?

No, I'm all right.

Remind me how to sign "no" again.

No? HE LAUGHS

Are you winding me up?

You need to learn faster.

Fair enough.

Because I was hoping

that you and I could spend lots of time together.

Why haven't I met you until now?

Because...

..your mother and I weren't in touch for a long time.

Did you know about me?

I did.

I can't tell you how sorry I am I haven't been around.

Where do you live?

Well, not far. The other side of the city.

Who with?

My...

My family.

Can I meet them?

Well, let's see, hey?

You don't want me to?

Course I do.

Let's not rush, OK?

WHISPERS: Stupid.

Hiya, Mum. Oh! So good to see you!

CHATTER IN BACKGROUND Oh, thanks for coming.

Pete sends his love. He's just a bit tied up with work.

Oh, not to worry.

Oh, love, you shouldn't have.

Look, we're doing presents in a bit,

so I'll come back in a sec, all right? Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Now, then... Hiya, Dad.

Hello, you.

Ah!

Hey! Hello!

Hiya. Are you all right? Hi. You look great.

Oh! You've no idea how much it means to Mum

that you're here, you know.

He's pleased, too, in his own way.

Rach, look at you! Mm. Isn't she blooming, hmm?

He loves me being pregnant.

More than I do, probably.

Sorry, sis. I didn't...

We don't have to talk about it. I-I just...

No. It's... It's not that.

What?

You're not.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, Evie!

Oh, it's so hard not telling anyone!

Oh, just keep it...keep it quiet, yeah? Yeah. It's so early.

Please, join us in prayer

before we start the birthday celebrations.

Shh!

Our help is in the name of the Lord.

ALL: Our help is in the name of the Lord.

Maker of heaven and Earth. Maker of heaven and Earth.

Evening. Evening.

And morning.And morning. SPEECH FADES OUT

SPEECH FADES IN

Make haste, O God, to deliver me.

Make haste to help me, O God.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Well, if it isn't our favourite grass.

Surprised to see you out so soon.

Early release for good behaviour.

You're a reformed man, no doubt.

Well, the food got even worse,

so, yeah, I'd like to stay out, if I can.

Um, just one second, sorry.

So, have you got something?

There's a guy inside.

He's part of some gang run by this Belgian dude,

who are running all the docks on the east coast.

Their MO is intercepting illegal cargo on the docks

being brought in by other criminals, which they then sell on themselves.

So, what are they nicking? Any high-value goods,

but the more untraceable, the better.

This Belgian guy, Lars something, he's got one interest -

uncut diamonds, which he can trade in Antwerp.

Where are they based?

Come on, Noddy.

You wouldn't be here unless you had an address.

500.

HE SCOFFS Get stuffed. Two grand, minimum.

One.

I'll chuck in a packet of pork scratchings.

Come on, Noddy.

It's good money, this.

We could tell you need it.

Get Maps up on your phone.

Pleasure as always, gents.

PHONE CLATTERS OFF FLOOR Oh.

Oh, thank you. All right, love? Yeah.

God, I've done that so many times.

Thanks. Still in one piece.

Is it? Oh, my God. Thank you.

RECORDING ON PHONE: ..which they then sell on themselves.

So, what are they nicking?

Any high-value goods, but the more untraceable, the better.

This Belgian guy, Lars something...

Yes!

..he's got one interest - uncut diamonds... Yes! Yes!

..which he can trade in Antwerp.

Where are they based?

SHE SIGHS

Come on, Noddy. You wouldn't be here unless you had an address.

ENGINE STARTS

Mm.

Go on, have another slice.

Mum, stop trying to feed me up.

Just trying to keep your energy levels up.

MOUTHS:Sorry. EVIE CHUCKLES

No-one's supposed to know yet.

I know, I know.

But I'll keep it a secret, I promise.

I'm just so happy for you, love.

You know...

You know, I've been praying for a miracle,

and he has provided.

Wait.

So, what now?

I'm going to take a look.

What?

You stand guard.

I've got my phone on. I'll check it.

Danny. Danny!

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

PHONE CHIMES

SHE EXHALES SLOWLY

Hi.

Can I help you?

Um...

..I'm Danny's wife.

Uh... Sorry.

Who are you?

Um, just... Uh, come in.

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

PHONE VIBRATES

Shit!

The next shipment's in...?

Not for another couple of hours.

Cup of tea?

You English and your fucking tea.

I'll have a whisky, if you're asking.

Ah, fucking desk.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Cops came looking for stolen goods after a tip-off. Come on.

Clearly, they're searching for something,

but they couldn't find it because the gang came back.

Wonder what they're after? Wait. Hold on.

RECORDING PLAYS: This Belgian guy, Lars something,

he's got one interest -

uncut diamonds, which he can trade in Antwerp.

Now we're getting somewhere.

HE GRUNTS

ENGINE STARTS

Yes!

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on. Come on, mate.

Go, go, go, go.

I did sort of think, what if this is some kind of undercover op

and we're treading on their toes? No, no, no. Do you know....?

Danny looked guilty as sin when I talked to him.

Bye!

HORN HONKS

PHONE VIBRATES

Yeah.

OVER PHONE: Hi, Rachel. Is Evie there?

Hiya, Pete. You've just missed her. She's just set off home.

Ah, that's fine.

I forgot to leave her keys, but I'll be home before her.

Hey, I know it's a secret,

so I hope I'm not speaking out of turn,

but can I just say how excited we all are about your news?

Sorry?

The whole family are just delighted for you both, Pete.

Can't believe you're going to be a dad!

Pete?

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