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Blue waters, sailing,

Blue waters, sailing, rainbows.

They all look so beautiful

from the porthole in the laundry room.

I feel like I'm being punished.

- Starting a new charter season, I'm stoked.

I'm ready for a whole new set of challenges from the crew...

Do you really want to go to war on this?

From the guests...

- I can't let go of the pole.

- I don't blame you.

From the weather.

- F---! [glass shatters]

- Sometimes things going sideways gets exciting.

- I wasn't the most thrilled to see you when I got on board.

- Yes!

Coming back to work for Captain Lee

is trial by fire.

- Are we clear? - Yep, we're clear.

- Good, I want it done.

- Am I nervous? Hell, yeah.

- I've been cooking professionally for 17 years,

so I'm prepared for anything that's gonna come in the door.

- Mix those separately.

- That dog is probably healthier than I am.

90% of my job is just acting

like everything's fine when it's not.

[hair rips] - [screaming]

both: Thank you.

- It's kind of sick, the back hair

that I carried away on a silver tray.

- Is this shackle? - Yeah, that'll work.

- When the boatswain's not there,

I am in charge of the deckies.

And I need to know that my deckhands respect me.

Nico, go drain the hot tub now, quick, quick.

- My name is Nico.

They also call me Freako,

because of my, uh, misconduct.

- Actually, that's quite nice.

I love Nico so much; he's so cute.

- Elvis is out, people, huh!

- Being on deck, you know, it's predominantly male-driven.

- ----. - All right, you guys, come on.

- A lot of times, guys will be like...

- It's kind of heavy. You okay with it?

- I'm like, "I can carry it. It's fine."

- She's strong. - But all my makeup

is waterproof, 'cause I sweat buckets.

- I usually give off first impressions

of being very normal and conforming,

but I'm not really that normal.

[thumping club music]

[cheering] - Yeah-yeah!

- This position is definitely the most exciting

position in the world.

My whole life, I've been a happy, precocious,

free-spirited...

[people humming mantras]

Humble person.

- The people that charter these boats know what they want.

- I want my feet rubbed, and I'm not kidding.

- And it's up to us to deliver.

- Yeah, we're gonna give it to you.

[cheering]

- God bless America, let's have f---ing fun.

[cheering]

- It's an unknown journey.

- I'm here to work.

I'm not here to have drama.

- It's dangerous.

- What the f---? - That is a power line.

- Oh, sh--.

- It's chaotic. - Sh--!

- I'd be surprised if we got

through it without a casualty or two.

- God damn it! - Ooh!

- But...nature of the beast.

[horn blaring]

[upbeat music]

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- Oh, my gosh.

This is like my dream interior.

I am so happy.

I'm so happy to see you here, and you, love you.

- Hey, kiddo. - Hi, how are you?

I always enjoy working for Captain Lee.

We know each other's quirks, we know each other's strengths,

and he trusts me.

What's not to trust?

- Third time around. - The charm.

- What do you think? - Best boat we've ever had.

- She just came out of a total refit on the inside.

There is nothing on this boat that's not white.

- I love that.

- As far as your stews go, I brought you résumés.

They're both experienced.

- Oh, she's British, okay, cool.

Coming onto a boat with two new stews

is definitely nerve-wracking.

Down to the crew quarters. - All right, sweetie.

- But anything's gonna be easier than working with Rocky.

I need you to be thankful for this experience.

- This is me.

- Don't-- - [crying]

- She's gonna jump.

- Yeah, she's jumping.

- Welcome back. - Good to be back.

- Captain Lee?

Hey, Captain, how you doing?

Our last charter season, I was with Captain Lee,

I was a second engineer,

and this season, I'm coming in as boatswain.

This is me stepping up and hopefully

doing at least as good as Eddie.

- I believe everybody gets a second opportunity.

And I really don't want to see you screw the pooch.

- I don't plan on it.

- I'm hoping that you've grown up

in the last couple of years.

- Yes, sir.

First time didn't go too hot.

- We have nothing to talk about.

You need to go to your quarters.

- Happy birthday to Kelley!

- [retching]

- Why are we not on deck?

[banging] Wake up!

- I'm still drunk.

I want to show Captain Lee

that this is my career; this is what

I want to do with the rest of my life.

- We got a pretty good crew for you.

You've got a senior deckhand; he's been in

a boatswain's position before. - Okay.

- And then you've got a girl and another guy.

Both of them are experienced,

so you shouldn't have any issues.

- Perfect. - They're your responsibility.

If your crew's screwing up,

you're the one I'm gonna come looking for.

- Running three people can be very difficult.

You got to get them all working as a team

to accomplish a goal without fighting each other,

or fighting me.

- Hi. - Hey.

Long time, no see. - I know.

So you decided to go one more round?

- Yeah, yeah. - That's great.

Even though I haven't seen Kelley in a long time,

I am friends with his sister Amy,

and I have heard about how many courses Kelley has taken

and how determined he is to impress Captain Lee this time.

- Hopefully we can do pretty well this season.

- Hello, lovely to meet you.

- Good to meet you. Kelley.

- Emily. - Nice to meet you.

- Hi. - Hello, lovely to meet you.

- I'm Kate. - Emily.

- I've been single for eight months now.

- So you're my stewardess, one of them.

- I'm your stewardess, yes.

- But the problem is, it's been five months of no sex.

- Here, let's get you comfortable.

- Trouble. It's just gonna be trouble for me.

Oh, sh--.

- Hey, how's it going, man?

- Kelley. - Kelley. Nico.

- Hi, I'm Kate.

- Nico, nice to meet you.

I grew up on the outskirts of Chicago.

I was one of five boys.

My father wasn't around,

so my mom raised us by herself.

- You're gonna be up

in starboard forward. - Okay.

It was very difficult. I wasn't making

the right decisions. I wasn't doing good in school.

But I moved down to Florida to begin yachting at 18,

and I kind of turned my life around for the best.

Definitely taking top bunk.

- Hi. Lauren. Nice to meet you.

- Kelley, nice to meet you. - Hi, Kelley.

- Kate--actually, you're gonna be my roommate.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

- So where you from? - Australia.

- What part? - Melbourne.

- I'm from Melbourne... - Oh, really?

- Florida.

So you're Melbourne down under,

and I'm Melbourne up over.

- Yeah. - We're like cousins.

- I got into yachting 'cause I was

a scuba diving instructor in Central America.

My first gig was on Sir Richard Branson's sailing yacht.

So that was a really good first job

to sort of understand all the aspects of yachting,

which I thought was awesome.

- Yeah, go ahead and get changed over,

and then meet Nico out on the deck.

- Okay, cool.

- How's it going? Kelley.

- Trevor, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

All right, Lauren, Trevor.

- Hi, Trevor, nice to meet you--Lauren.

- Senior deckhand.

This is Kate.

- Kate, Trevor, senior deckhand.

- I'm Emily. - Trevor, I'm senior deckhand.

- I'm labeling your uniform. - Thank you.

- On a boat this size, usually I'd be the boatswain.

You want to show me my bunk?

- Yeah, you're gonna grab your clothes.

- But I came on as senior deckhand

'cause you take what comes at you and you run with it.

Which room am I? - Port forward.

- I don't consider myself a boss,

'cause I've been in the lower person's shoes,

and I've worked my way up, so I understand that.

So if I had the choice of boss, it'd probably be me.

- Wow, this place is nice.

[knocking]

- Ben. - Hello.

[laughter]

- The funny thing about this boat, "Valor,"

is, I actually worked on it 12 years ago

as a day worker.

And I just thought, how wonderful would it be

to cook on a boat like this?

- You check out your galley?

- Yeah, it's lovely, it's clean.

Having just come back from the Mediterranean,

it's really nice to work another season with Kate.

- Oh, there she is. - Hi.

- What's up? - Nothing, how are you?

- Good, how are you? - Good.

- We've been great friends,

and we were a little more than that at one point.

- Getting the tour? - Yeah.

both: Nice.

- But sometimes that does

complicate our working relationship.

This is a proper boat. - Yes.

- Whoa. - I see weights.

- They're like 5 pounds. - Not enough.

So do you have anybody special in your life right now?

- Yeah, I am dating somebody.

- Who?

- I just met her.

- Ooh, a her, huh?

- Yeah, it's new. - That's awesome.

- [chuckles] I was not expecting that.

You know, it really doesn't matter,

as long as it makes you happy.

- So my girlfriend's name is Ro.

She's, like, a professional athlete.

She wears combat boots.

I think it shows how great she is,

to make me attracted to a girl, 'cause I never was.

Am I gay, am I not gay?

I don't know.

I am in sexual limbo,

and not like in a fun "Kama Sutra page 96" way,

intermediate level sexual limbo.

It's complicated.

It's crazy.

- That's cool. - Yeah.

- So how's it going? - How's it going, Nico?

Trevor. - Good to meet you, man.

- Senior deckhand. - Thank you.

- So, guys, Trevor's gonna be the senior deckhand,

so what he says goes, 'cause it's probably coming from me.

- Just because we are higher-ups,

feel free to bounce things off of us.

I mean, we don't know everything.

- Higher-up, okay, that's fine.

I worked on a 223-foot super-yacht with 17 crew.

So I think I know what higher-up means.

- If he doesn't know exactly what he thinks about it,

he'll bounce it off me, and we'll make a decision.

Smarter, not harder.

- "Hey, I'm Trevor, I'm the senior deckhand."

- My one rule is,

don't f--- around with the guests.

We're here to serve them.

We're not here to party with them.

- We're not their friends. - Yeah.

If I catch you kissing a guest or something like that,

I'm gonna have you gone as quick as possible.

Trevor's been a boatswain. He's been a first mate

on a smaller yacht; Nico and Lauren are experienced.

And it looks like I'm gonna have a pretty strong deck crew.

- Let's just tone it down a bit.

I don't know what you think of us.

- I mean, the guests are coming tomorrow.

I've got so much to do.

- Do you want us to be going around and doing--

gonna be doing, like, hot shots with the boat?

That's a great name.

- I love that surname.

- Sierra Storm, sounds like a super hero.

- That's amazing.

- Attention all crew, we got provisions now.

So let's get everybody out there to load it up.

- How heavy is it? - It's pretty heavy.

- Oh, it is heavy.

- You can definitely handle this one.

- Oh, yeah.

- I love your company so much.

- And you see the soft-shell?

- Oh, good, I love soft-shell crab, do you?

- Oh, absolutely.

- Is that Ben's voice I hear?

- Hey. - What's going on?

- How's it going? Very good.

How are you?

- Oh, looks like you got plenty of food in there.

- So you're in charge this year, are you?

- Yeah.

- Wow, Kelley is the boatswain.

Good luck, champ.

Well, that's good. - It's a little terrifying.

- It's probably more terrifying for them, I'd imagine.

[laughter]

- So do we have everyone? Did your other stew come?

- Not yet. - Not yet, oh, okay.

- I'll have to check with the captain.

We could use her help, for sure.

Do you know what time my third stew's arriving?

- No, no, I don't.

- This is not good.

With less than 24 hours before charter guests arrive,

there is so much to do.

- But I will look into that.

- It's just a lot of work.

Sh--.

- Nico, I saw you trying to take the top bunk.

Sorry, I took the top bunk.

I know you're tall, but I'm senior deckhand.

- Let's get smashing.

- Where you from originally, Trevor?

- Born in Atlanta,

but Pensacola Beach, Florida, is home.

I've been around the world.

I've been a competitive surfer.

Been a hair model for Paul Mitchell.

Did 100-ton captain's lessons and engineering courses.

I've worked in yachting for about 3 1/2 years.

I was a boatswain of a 164-foot,

had three deckhands under me.

I was also first mate of a 130-foot.

Just continue minding your line; never forget about that.

So, yeah, I mean, I know my boat sh--.

Whoo.

- Hello, nice to meet you. - Hello, how are you?

- I'm Emily. - Where are you from?

- The U.K. - Yeah, so am I.

- You're British?

- Yeah, where you from? - London.

I've been yachting for the last 2 1/2 years.

I've cruised across the whole of the Med,

the Caribbean.

- So you spent all your time in London, did you?

- I went to boarding school in Sussex.

- Okay, which one?

- Eastbourne College.

- I went to Bradfield.

- I was very much into academia,

and I was going to go to Cambridge

to study psychology and politics,

but I wanted a bit more out of life.

And I love adventure.

I'm only 21; you only live once.

And it is the time of life to experience things

that you're not able to do later on

when you want to settle down, maybe.

- Attention all crew.

I need everybody in the main salon.

- Copy.

- Deck crew, here's your response.

[indistinct chatter]

- Okay.

The first thing I want to go over is,

your stew never made the plane.

- Okay.

- So we're short.

- Sh--.

- If you need me, I'll help.

- I know, thank you.

- Guests arrive tomorrow.

For those of you who don't know how I run a boat,

it's pretty simple.

You do your job. You don't embarrass yourself.

And you don't embarrass the boat.

We're not having cocktails while we're on charter.

Follow those three rules, and we're gonna get along just fine.

- Obviously none of us want to screw up for Captain Lee.

You know, he's got high standards,

but we have our basics, which is, as long as

the job's done, you can do what you want.

Just, you know, don't be a dick-head.

- I always walk around with some cash and plane tickets,

but I'd like to set a record this year

for just keeping one whole crew intact.

Barry and Larry is our 1st officer and chief engineer.

I expect you to cooperate with them

as much as you cooperate with me.

We'll all make lots of money, and things go a lot smoother.

Carry on, we're good.

- So how are you going with the shirts down there?

- I'm ironing all of them?

- I like ironing all of them before.

I don't want to have a mad dash.

So we know what we have to get done

now that we have one less set of hands.

I think Emily's gonna be a great second stew.

- Okay, great. - Yay.

- She seems experienced, sweet, confident--I love her.

She's adorable.

- Yeah, she's English, that's why.

- Nico, girlfriend back home?

- Kind of with someone,

but we just recently started talking.

- Oh, so it's just fresh. - Yeah.

- So you're talking to someone but not dating someone.

- Yeah, what about you guys?

- Oh, I'm single as can be.

- Single and ready to mingle?

- Yeah. - What about you there, Lauren?

- I'd say probably single as a Pringle.

Let's put it that way.

- Ooh, that's good; Pringles are f---ing delicious,

by the way. - They're great.

Eye-candy-wise, Nico and Kelley,

you know, they're both cute and flirty.

I mean, it's nice to work with someone

that's good to look at, you know?

Once you pop, you can't stop, eh?

- [laughs]

- Ben, Kate, Kelley, I need you guys

down in the crew mess in five minutes

for prepping meeting.

- Copy.

- First one, we have eight ladies.

Our primary, Allison,

she owns her own clothing line.

Apparently she's Instagram friends

with all of the other girls that are involved,

but they've never, ever met.

- If you meet your friends on Instagram,

you never say you met on Instagram.

- Whoa, she's hot. - Wow.

- It says they want a beach picnic, by the way.

- And they want a theme party based on social media.

- Each meal, they could like or dislike.

- I don't know about that.

- Carley Faircloth loves escargot.

The primary hates escargot.

- Someone doesn't like seafood, others do like seafood,

which makes it, you know, a little difficult

if you're the chef.

I don't think they could actually agree

on one single plate.

Hashtag "effing nightmare."

- I'm gonna follow her on Instagram

so I can go on her next yacht trip.

- Okay.

- Become virtual friends with her?

- Like it all, yeah.

- Where you guys at back here? - We're just drying now.

- Do y'all need brushes, just need blades?

You don't need hoses anymore or anything?

- No, that's the only one we need, right there--

- Just make sure, when you're done with any hose, drain it.

- So, Lauren, have you ever worked on a boat before?

- Well, I have, actually.

- Well, just in case you didn't know,

I'm gonna tell you how to do everything.

- Please, do. [laughs]

- So how are you feeling?

- I'm mentally preparing for it.

- Yeah, tomorrow, one of us will go down vacuuming,

and then we have to fold toilet paper and stuff.

- Yeah, how would you like the fold done?

- Diamond with a fan. - Okay, yeah.

- So are you dating anybody?

- No, I've just--

On my previous boat, I was in a relationship,

but they're over now.

Are you dating anyone at the moment?

- I actually am.

Just only, like, a month and a half.

So we're just in that really happy phase.

- How did you meet?

- A bar in my hometown.

I had just come back to the town.

She had just come back to the town.

- Oh, it's a she.

- Yeah. - Oh, wow.

- Yeah, it's my first time dating a girl, actually.

At first, I was like, I really like hanging out with her,

but I don't want to give her the wrong idea

'cause I'm not a lesbian.

But then, one night, I kissed her.

I don't know where it came from.

She just seems like a really cool person.

I don't know how to describe it.

It's like, I was never in the closet.

I just kind of went in the closet for a second,

picked out a new outfit, and came right back out.

- But you've never felt attracted to girls until now?

- No, no, never.

- All crew, dinner is ready.

- Oh, this looks awesome. - It smells awesome.

- Mmm!

- How was your day? Pretty busy?

A lot of exterior on this boat.

- Yeah, especially for this size.

My old boat was a lot bigger than this,

and we only had five outside.

- How big was your last boat?

- Uh, 67 meters.

- That's big. - That's big.

- Nico, I saw you trying to take the top bunk.

Sorry, I took the top bunk.

I went in there, I was like, "No way."

I know you're tall, but I'm the senior deckhand.

- [laughs]

- Are you serious right now?

Bad start.

All right, my coffin, here I go.

- Good night. - Good night.

- What's up, big guy?

- Oh. F---.

- That is f---ed up.

- So how are you feeling about our two-stew adventure?

- We're just not gonna stop.

- The fact that Emily is not freaking out

about not having a third stew

proves to me that she knows, in yachting,

things happen you can't control,

and all you can do is move forward.

I'm just gonna need you to be my right hand.

Like, I trust your judgment.

I can tell you know what you're doing.

- What's your Instagram name?

- The World Wanderer.

Sounds majestic, doesn't it?

Hashtag "awesome."

- Attention all crew,

charter guests will be arriving in one hour.

- Where's the spinach? What's this?

I can't deal with these provisions arriving the day of.

I don't have any of my sh-- yet.

- What are you missing? - Four pounds of spinach.

Favorite: spinach smoothie. - That's her favorite.

But it's not her only. - Doesn't matter, babe.

I ordered four pounds of f---ing spinach...

- Okay, Popeye, get your spinach.

- They charged us for it, and it didn't show up.

- Kate, Kate, we got provisions on the dock.

- Do we have any spinach in here?

- Perfect.

It's all here, it's all here.

- All right, good. - Yay, spinach.

- Sorry if I'm freaking out,

but it's f---ing hot in here,

and the guests are arriving in an hour,

and my f---ing galley is filled with sh--.

- Ben can be very temperamental,

in case you haven't noticed.

- Attention all crew, I need everybody on the aft deck

in five minutes.

Five minutes.

- Hey, Kate. - Yeah?

- No ties, right? - No.

- You guys can lead the way. It's all good.

I'm so excited!

- Hashtag "excited."

- And here they are.

- Hi!

- Who is this?

Is this our stew?

- She'll be working double time to make up for it.

- Hello, there.

- Hello, there. - Hi!

- Welcome aboard. Captain Lee.

- Nice to meet you. I'm Allison.

- Pleasure, Allison. - Hi, welcome.

No amount of planning or grocery shopping

will ever get rid of the anxiety

of when the guests are walking on the boat.

- Hi.

- They go from being complete strangers

to the center of your universe in about three seconds.

- Kelley. - Kelsey, nice to meet you.

- Oh, Kelsey.

Ooh, sh--.

I'm in trouble.

- Ladies, welcome aboard "Valor."

- Thank you. - Thanks for having us.

- Kate is gonna show you around the boat.

- Ladies, if you're ready to go inside.

- Sure. Sure. - Thank you, Kate.

- My pleasure. - Oh, it's so nice.

Ooh.

- This is so pretty. - Beautiful.

- So this is our main salon.

- I'm gonna be hanging in here all day.

- Oh, my God, look at the wine rack.

- I think it's everything I listed.

- So, Allison, this is your room.

- Oh, my God. It's not big enough.

It's not big enough. [woman screams]

- I'll sleep in here! - It's amazing.

- Gorgeous. - Oh, my God.

- Your bathroom?

Look at the bathtub! - Holy sh--.

- I mean, your toilet sings to you.

- Oh, my God, I have this in my house.

- Oh, you know how to use it, then.

- Kate, you're my hero.

- Oh, awesome.

- [grunting]

- There's bodies in all these bags.

[laughter]

- It's gorgeous. - It's so clean and bright.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, this is so nice.

- This is so nice.

- Hey, Trevor.

- I'm sweating like a whore in church.

You should see me when I played college soccer.

I was, like, drenched.

- Gross.

- The very top is the fun level.

- Someone's gonna go tits-up on these stairs, I just know it.

- So there's a great Jacuzzi tub.

- Oh, my God.

- And then we have what we call the bunny pad,

where you all can lay out, get sun.

- Oh, sh--. - It's amazing.

- Should we--swimsuit? - Yes.

- So hungry.

- That was just a welcome drink.

We also have rosé, champagne.

What do you really want?

- Chardonnay. - No chardonnay.

- I'm down with the rosé.

- Tequila soda. - Club soda.

- Three rosés, a club soda, and a tequila soda.

- That one goes left. - To the left.

- This one--no, no, left.

- Okay, deck crew,

go ahead and change over to white shorts and polos.

- Nice, I'm drenched.

- Let's go put our bathing suits on.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Ow.

- This is, like, not a boat. [laughs]

- Kelley, I need you to get the deck crew

in position, please. - Roger that.

- I'm really self-conscious of that, wearing blue underwear.

Can you see them? - No.

- [chuckles]

- All right, let's go.

- Nico, let us know... [indistinct]

- Okay, stern line's clear, stern line's clear.

- Hi. - This is the tequila.

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you.

[indistinct radio chatter]

- Sweet, you're good. - Talking to me?

- To all of us.

- First time off the dock in Tortola,

Lauren and Nico are where they need to be.

Trevor did a good job.

That offsets his annoying behavior just a little bit.

Perfect.

- Will you go down to the twin room

and unpack both of them?

Thank you.

- How do you get service on your phone?

- Do airplane mode and then Wi-Fi.

- [laughing]

- Thank you very much.

- I would love a glass of rosé with ice.

- I remind you of your roommate in rehab? That's awesome.

- Hey, Ben, have lunch ready in, like, 15 minutes?

- Um... - Does that sound okay?

- Yeah, I'll put the things in the oven right now,

and we'll be rocking and rolling.

- Hey, Trevor, what are we doing with those whips?

- Hey, will you wrap this fender around this pilot

before it catches wind? Quick, quick, quick, go, go.

When I'm on deck, I got one speed,

and that's full speed.

Meet me on sun deck aft.

I always follow the five "P"s:

Proper planning prevents poor procedure.

Nico, are the whips still down on main deck?

- Yep. - All right, go grab 'em, now.

- Nice, nice, nice.

- So are you sticking to the menu?

- Not really. - Okay, great.

Didn't think you would.

- If you screw up the first meal,

people are pretty unforgiving,

so I'm just doing family-style platters

so everyone can make their own choices.

Okay, I'm chopping the chicken.

- I'm walking, I'm walking.

- Everything's gorgeous.

- What we have here is burrata

and tomato with a nice balsamic glaze.

Then we have turmeric-roasted chicken with couscous,

and over here, we have a romaine salad

with green beans, cucumbers,

and mustard sherry vinaigrette.

- But is everything gluten-free? - Yes, and soy-free.

- Cool. - This is beautiful.

- Oh, my God, the burrata. - It's amazing.

- Is there truffle in here, or am I imagining it?

- There are truffles. - Cheers to this.

- Cheers to life and all the good people in it.

- Yeah. - Cheers.

Ding-ding-ding. - I love that toast.

- They like it? - They loved it.

They're freaking out. - Thank you.

- Okay, we're dropping, and I want four shots.

- Roger that, four shots.

- Drop it.

[cell phone ringing]

- Hello?

- This is Sierra.

- Hi, Sierra, how are you?

- I'm good.

I'm here in Tortola.

I'm so sorry.

I'm here. I'd like to come on board.

- I don't know-- what happened?

- I missed my flight.

- How the hell did you miss your flight?

- I don't know, I just didn't hear when they called.

- Really?

You know, Sierra, we're really short-handed

and we need the help, so if you're willing,

I'll send somebody in to pick you up.

- Definitely. - And you will be there.

- Absolutely. Thank you. See you soon.

- Will you go out and just kind of check on them?

- Kate, Lee. Got a second to come to the bridge?

- On my way.

- So facing like that? - Yep, 45, perfect.

I'll be right back, I'm gonna check trash.

- We got this. Stand back. Can we get one more towel?

Stick one here, one here?

- Perfect.

- No, see, one, two, three, four, five, on line.

One, two, three, four, five, not on line.

- Okay, Trevor, I think that's a bit much.

- No, we're gonna do it perfect.

- We have a stew.

- Wow, that was so quick.

- Well, it's the same stew.

She missed her plane.

- I'm not gonna hold it against Sierra

that she missed her flight,

but she'll be working double time to make up for it.

Wow. - Wow.

- So relieved. - Yes.

- I have a favor to ask, if you could just shut off your Wi-Fi,

because if too many are on, I can't get on.

Like, I see two of you. I'm not being rude, obviously.

- What would you ladies like to do after lunch?

You can go to Willy T's, which is, like, a famous bar here.

It's actually an old pirate ship kind of deal.

- Oh, yeah. - I'm so into Willy T.

- Okay, and the deckhands will bring towels and everything,

so you don't have to worry about it.

Deck, this is Kate.

The guests want to go to Willy T's.

- Willy T. - My dignity's there.

- Exactly, my morals.

- Pull on your stern.

Coming down.

- Captain Lee just informed me

we're getting our third stew.

- Oh, wow.

- She made the plane; she's coming.

- Do we have a name? - Sierra Storm.

- Sierra Storm?

- I hope that turns out better than Rocky Dakota.

It sounds like they could be cousins.

- Do you want me to hold your phone too?

I don't come with anything less than ten extra batteries.

[indistinct conversation]

- Thank you. - No problem.

- Going down. [all cheering]

- Willy T's. - Willy T's?

- It's a floating shipwreck.

- Oh, cum-bar?

- Very famous.

If you take your top off or something,

you get a free drink.

- Sounds like a very classy establishment.

- [laughing] Yeah, there you go.

- Grab one hand, I'll grab the other.

- Ah!

- Thank you, guys. - You're welcome. Have fun.

- God, she's so hot.

[laughs]

- Babe, ah, it's pretty-- I don't know.

It's a little crazy, but it's fine.

I'm happy for her, you know?

I am, I really am.

I think it's wild.

I have my doubts whether Kate actually likes Ro.

It's really odd for a girl to change sexuality

at the age of 32.

I don't know if it's just a switch you can just flip.

Kate now has a girlfriend.

And I'm still single.

[laughing]

And I'm still single.

Whatever makes her happy, you know?

[cheering]

- Oh, my God.

- Whoo!

- Go! - Come on!

[all cheering]

- Whoo!

- Get it, girl!

- Can I get Kate and Kelley to the swim platform?

We've got a boat coming in.

- Copy. - Roger that.

- Who is this?

- Is this our stew?

- The other two deckhands are having

a little issue with Trevor.

- He's your responsibility now.

You think you're indispensible, you're not.

- Is this our stew?

- Mm-hmm, our third stew.

- That was quick.

- Hi. - Hey.

- I'm so glad you could make it. - Thank you so much.

- Here, give me your bag.

- All right, there we go.

- I'm Sierra. - Hi. Kate.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Kelley. - Hi, Sierra.

- Welcome aboard.

- Perfect timing, the guests are off the boat.

- I don't know what happened.

I missed my plane. [laughs]

Um...

- So tell me about yourself. How long have you

been working on boats? - Three months.

I was born in Baltimore, Maryland,

to two kind of biker-hippies.

I wasn't brought up with a lot of money.

I feel like I inherited

my parents' gypsy soul, completely.

- Sierra's here.

- God, it's so nice having another stew here now.

I've got a roomie.

- I went to college a few times.

It never really stuck, and then I found yachting.

- Sierra, we're gonna set your bags right out here.

All right. - Cool.

- She's cute. - I wanted to meet her.

- Hey. - Calm down, baby.

- Hey, Sierra, I'm Trevor, I'm your senior deckhand.

Sierra's very good-looking,

gorgeous, beautiful.

Me and Sierra are gonna become besties.

- [laughing]

- Gonna dive right in. Is it all right?

Right now, the guests are at Willy T's.

[all cheering]

I'll give you a quick tour

while we spruce up the cabins. - Awesome.

Hi, Captain Lee, I'm Sierra.

- How are you? - Nice to meet you.

- Glad to see you finally made it.

- Yes, I'm so sorry about that.

- Why don't you come this way?

This is the bridge deck aft.

They just re-did the entire interior,

so it's perfection, but we have to keep it that way.

- I understand.

- Sierra is a total knockout.

That face, those boobs, that smile, those eyes.

Right in this way.

- Sorry.

- I know, there's a lot going on.

I think she was, like, raised

in an Amish city with no mirrors,

'cause she doesn't know how hot she is.

I look at her and I think,

"You should be a lot more bitchy,

'cause you're really hot."

So where do you feel most comfortable?

- I like working with people.

- How was it?

- It was awesome. - Good.

- Captain Lee. - How you doing?

- You're gonna come to dinner with us.

- Can I get y'all some drinks?

- Nice to meet you all.

- Oh, hi, you're new. - Yes.

- Do you have to be blonde to work here?

- Blonde, skinny, and hot. - You're hired.

[laughter]

- How's the crew working out, you think?

- I'm happy with my deck crew.

No high-stress situations have happened yet, so...

- It's early.

Don't make any kneejerk decisions.

- Roger that.

- And that'll serve you well.

- Y'all two will go down 10:00.

You may have to stay up a little bit later.

- I don't mind, man. - So you good with it?

You good with it? - Yeah, man.

- You good with it? - All right, cool.

- Hey, you guys make sure everything's dried

everywhere we need to be dried.

- All right, just scrub this deck, just soap it.

It's easy. Just soap it up, let it dry.

Benny boy.

[food processor whirring]

- Hey, Sierra, those boobs are gonna fall out.

It's good, I'm sorry.

I'm not looking like-- I mean, maybe.

Will you smile for me?

Hey, Sierra, will you smile?

- With all of your mindless thought,

why don't you put some thought into...

- Mindless thought?

- Doing something with beef

related with social media?

Think about it.

I've decided that I want every dish

to have a social media title.

So I got my new friend Trevor on the case.

- All right, beef, social media.

- It looks so great.

It's like the signature color is everywhere.

Turquoise everywhere.

- Uh...beef...

[groaning]

- Hey, ladies!

Oh, my God, look at these supermodels!

- Yeah. - Damn!

- I'm on to it, hold on.

Filets-book.

- Huh? - Filets-book.

- Filet...

- Facebook, Filets-book.

- Kate's really good at this.

- They should be able to, like, earn likes

or give likes to people.

- Insta-Ham.

- But there is no ham. - Agh!

- Do you feel like you could see my vagina?

Is it, like, that high?

- No, I think you just feel that.

- No, and if I see it, I'll be like,

"Your vagina's sticking out." - Okay.

- Social meat-ia, instead of media.

Social meat-ia. - Oh, 'cause he's making meat.

- Social meat-ia, yeah, I like it.

- I like that idea. - Thumbs up!

- Good job, I'm very proud of you right now, actually.

- You can announce very course and be like,

"And next we have..."

- I will do that. Can I?

- Yes, please. - Okay.

- Guys, I just ran out of storage on my phone.

- Carley, you tagged me,

but it was a picture of her.

- All right, ladies, if you'd like

to move out to the dinner table.

It's social media-themed.

So if you like a drink, if you like a food item,

if you like--anything you like, you also post it,

so you can leave your comment,

just like you would on the Internet.

- Oh, my God, it's not loading!

- If these ladies would look up from their phones

for one second,

they might be able to see all the #hardwork

we've put into their evening for them.

I'm gonna go check on dinner.

- Thank you.

- They're moving to the table now.

- Okay, I'll join them for a cocktail,

but I'm not going to eat.

- Of course, I'll go explain,

and then you can come on up.

- Thank you.

- Are you in a relationship? - No.

- Because I am single, I'm not gonna rule anything out.

Oh...

I don't really have a type as far as guys are concerned.

I like short guys, tall guys, fat guys, every kind of guy.

So we'll see. - See what unfolds.

- We'll see. Yeah.

- Hey, Nico, I'll do lates.

Whoever that is, swap with me,

because Kate's wanting me to read it to the guests.

- Speak to Kelley about that, man.

I'm done at...

- No, I mean, I'm telling you,

lates is gonna be me.

- I don't-- I don't understand.

Didn't he give us bedtimes before?

- Yeah, I'm done at 11:00.

- So you're off, is what I'm saying.

- Are you sure? - Positive.

- I'll have a cup of tea, then.

- But after this, yeah, everything Kelley says goes.

- Everything's going really smoothly,

but, like, Trevor telling us to do every little thing.

- Trevor! It doesn't matter

if the guests ask you to take your shirt off.

Don't take your shirt off.

- Hashtag "flashback film"

- Hashtag "flashback film" on my old-school camera.

- The captain has arrived. - Yeah!

- Mwah!

- Hashtag "perfect." - Hashtag "do it."

- Hashtag "call to service," which means,

girls, girls, Trevor, please come to the galley.

- And if we could, we could double-tap you the whole night.

- It's been a while since I've been double-tapped.

[laughter]

- Hashtag "stole that meat."

- Okay. Can we rally their service?

I mean it.

- Girls, girls, girls, to the galley, please, quickly?

Social meat-ia.

- Hashtag "idiot."

- Hey, Trevor. - Hey, Trevor.

- Good evening, ladies.

[cheering]

All right, so this is a social meat-ia

with a "thread" wine reduction and "emote" cheese.

[laughter]

- I hear laughter. - What do you need?

- Bring that up, follow Kate, please.

- Yes, sir.

- "Thread" wine? - That looks delicious.

- Kate and Kelley!

[cheering]

- The next dish is a side of "hashtag" browns.

- Hashtag browns?

Whoever came up with this is brilliant.

I'll give all of my likes to Kelley.

- The next two sides are chicken "Tinder"

with a balsamic "glaze"-book,

with cauli-"follower."

- Oh, my God. - That is so good.

- Where do you think you're going?

- I'm going to check the kitchen.

- No, you're coming to sit with us.

- No.

- I'm trying to help you out, honey.

I'm married with kids, but, I mean,

you guys would have some gorgeous kids.

- I'm really impressed with Kelley.

Clearly, the guest is interested in him.

He likes her.

But he's focusing on his real job

rather than pursuing another kind of job.

You did amazing, really good job.

- Look at my likes and my hashtags.

- I know, you hashtag "killed it."

- I know I raised the charter tips.

I was amazing.

The whole dinner, I made the dinner happen.

Me, Ben, and Kate crushed it.

I'm going down, Kate, you cool with that?

- I'm cool with it. - Cool.

Ben, good night. Emily, good night.

- Sleep good. - Thank you for your help.

- "You have great tits."

[laughter]

- Ladies, I am gonna turn in.

- Thank you so much. - Good night.

- Hashtag "get me out of here."

- I love you. - Good night, friend.

- Good night, guys.

- Maybe I'll send you to laundry,

just to get familiar-- where everything is.

I'm sure there's something to do.

- I spend a lot of time in the laundry room.

Sometimes it's great to go away and kind of relax.

It's weird; laundry is relaxing.

- Ugh. - My feet are killing me.

- I have to sit down.

- Can we soak our feet? - Yeah.

[laughter]

- Watch out, this could be too hot.

Okay, good. - No, it's so good.

You're a genius.

- I know. - "I know."

- I know.

- I feel like I'm in a spa, it's so good.

[laughter]

- It's so refreshing to be working with Ben,

where there's no question like,

"Is this flirting?

Is it not flirting? I don't know."

It's getting pretty hot.

- Are you starting to sweat?

- Yes.

You once told me...

Because I get really hot.

- You do? - Yeah.

Kate seems happier than ever,

obviously happier than, you know, I could have provided.

[laughs]

Yeah.

- Can't even think. - Oh, gosh.

- I mean, I feel like a new woman.

- So how do you feel about Nico and Trevor?

- I'm excited.

I'm glad with our deck crew.

Yeah. Trevor's a little bit more...

- He's like, "I'm senior deckhand."

I'm like, "Whoa, whoa."

- We'll listen to you; we're not fighting back.

Like, we understand.

- And it'll be good to have his experience.

And I think Nico and you, very good.

- Oh, that's good to hear, thank you.

- Has anyone done, like, a wipe-down yet this morning

of just the boat?

- Yeah, me.

- Yeah, well, that's what I was--

- Cleaned off all the tables, got it ready for breakfast.

There's a couple marks near,

like, bridge control,

on the outside, whatever.

- The wing station?

- Yeah, wing station, there you go.

I got a bucket set up on the aft deck.

- On the main deck aft? - Huh?

- On the main deck aft?

- Main deck aft, aft deck, yeah.

- Wait, do we have any guests up?

- They're in their cabins having coffee.

They could come out at any second.

- Fruit's done.

- Are you making sausage?

You know I like stealing sausage when you're not looking.

- Sometimes I wake up.

[laughter]

- So, yeah, these windows, and then flats,

scuppers, stainless.

I'll be right back.

- It's like I never worked on a boat before.

- Oh, my God, I feel like we're, like, in Capri.

- I know. - It's beautiful.

- Uh, Nico, do you mind if we talk for a sec?

- Yes. - Come on.

- How are you feeling?

What's your whole take on this so far?

- I think we're a really good team.

Everyone participates in every different way of knowledge.

But, like, Trevor telling us to do, like, every little thing.

If we were green, I understand, but we're not.

- Nobody's green here. - Yeah.

- Let me talk to him about that.

You and Lauren are literally my dream deckhands.

He needs to, like...

- I respect him as that,

and you as boatswain and stuff--

- Hold up, hold up.

Hey, Trevor!

- Got to be smarter than that.

- That's unprofessional.

Doesn't matter if the guests ask for you

to take your shirt off.

Don't take your shirt off, please.

As the boatswain, it's my job

to deal with Trevor,

and if I don't deal with it in the correct way,

it could be me going home at the end of this charter.

- Thanks. - No, thank you.

- Here comes Ben. - Ben!

- Ben, we're so hungry. - Good.

- Fantastic. - This bacon is so good.

- I feel like everything's, like, so fresh.

- Hey, Captain Lee. - What do you need?

Captain Lee.

Captain Lee. - What do you need?

- Um, Trevor...

The other two deckhands

are having a little issue with him.

He's a little brash,

and he's treating them like greenies.

How would you communicate that to him if you were me?

- If I have to do my job and yours,

what do I need you for?

Just sit him down one-to-one and go,

"If you don't tone it down and ease up on the gas,

we're gonna have issues."

And just say, "Listen,

"if you think you're indispensible, you're not.

Nobody is."

- Oh, sh--.

- He's your responsibility, not mine.

If he becomes mine, then you dropped the ball.

- Okay.

- This season on "Below Deck"...

- Three. - Two.

- One. - Go!

- I always get excited about seeing

how the crew are gonna mesh.

You hope for the best...

26 grand. - Wow.

- But you plan for the worst.

- Dude, get the f--- out--

Get the f--- out of the car!

I think he deserves one more chance.

- So we should wait till he actually kills someone.

I've got a new haircut, two new stews, new girlfriend.

Hi, babe.

- Kate and Ro, they're just, like, so happy together.

- It's great; it's awesome.

- It's so hard.

- For me, it's definitely about redemption.

- Take up on it right away, let's go.

Nice job, deckhands, thank you.

- Love is in the air.

- I'll follow you, wherever.

- And it's spreading among the crew.

[cheering]

- How about you, jumping from girl to girl here,

seeing who you can hook up with, just to give it a go?

- No doubt, drama will happen, fingers crossed.

- Hungry, Scupper?

- I'm prepping dog food right now.

- Uh-oh.

- She is a psychic.

- Now, Captain Lee, your mother's here...

Is that correct?

- No.

- Oh, my God. - Wow.

- Why do you take everything so harsh, though?

- Good job, senior deckhand.

- You can't have my back.

- Don't treat me like I'm a green deckhand.

- They're undermining me when you're gone.

He's a twat.

- Come over here... - Yes.

- So I can rip your f---ing head off.

I would be tickled to death

not to hand out one plane ticket.

This is not your personal f---ing party palace.

[cheering]

[laughter]

- Oh, God!

Oh!

[alarm ringing]

- I think that once is an accident.

- You should have done that before 6:00 at night.

- Twice is a pattern.

- Stop with the fake happy-scary face.

If you don't want to go to your happy, groovy place,

you can go make beds and clean the toilets.

- Do I believe there'll be a third time?

- When I leave this boat, I'm not talking to you anymore.

- Learn how to f---ing communicate.

- Dude, I am communicating!

- Without a doubt.

- I don't like working with you anymore.

- I just feel so used.

[laughter]

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