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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,363 (MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 3 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,688 (ALL CLAMOURING) 4 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,820 MAN: Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming. 5 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,740 My men are terrified. We must leave. 6 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,460 ROBERT: That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it. 7 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,420 - Please, Robert, it's been two months! - Archie, I'm not stopping! 8 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,740 CECIL: Dad! 9 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,740 What's going on with this wind, Pop? 10 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,140 C.J, go wait in the truck. 11 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,820 - I don't want to just wait in the truck. - I said go! Windows up! 12 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,121 (SIGHS) 13 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,380 Robert! 14 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,681 - MAN: Mr. Fredericks! - What? 15 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,570 (WIND HOWLING) 16 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,241 Ah! 17 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,685 (COUGHS) 18 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,245 Help! 19 00:02:05,282 --> 00:02:07,057 Help! 20 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,020 ROBERT: C.J? Are you all right? 21 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,970 - Yeah, I'm fine! - I'm coming down! 22 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,660 Yes! 23 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,961 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 24 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,020 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years, and what do you do? 25 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,129 You fall right into it! 26 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,980 Amir, start loading the trucks. 27 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,281 Mr. Fredericks... 28 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,500 there is no time. 29 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,260 The storm is almost upon us. 30 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,660 Then you'd better hurry. 31 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,485 Come on. Everybody works. 32 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,242 (AMIR SPEAKING IN ARABIC) 33 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,323 - (SHOUTING IN ARABIC) - (SCREAMING) 34 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,848 Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh? 35 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,765 (SPEAKING IN ARABIC) 36 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,860 He said, "We must leave this place immediately. 37 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,220 (MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC) 38 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,980 "If anyone disturbs this tomb... 39 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,281 (MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC) 40 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,241 "the end will come." 41 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,761 (REPEATS IN ARABIC) 42 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,082 "The end will come." 43 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,205 We load the trucks. 44 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,001 (SHOUTING IN ARABIC) 45 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,124 (MEN CLAMOURING) 46 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,689 (WIND HOWLING) 47 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,011 (MAN SHOUTING IN ARABIC) 48 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,940 I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake! 49 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,780 We're not making a mistake, we're making history! 50 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,100 Don't worry! 51 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,607 C.J! Let's go! 52 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,207 "The end will come." 53 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,484 (HAMMER POUNDING) 54 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,940 WOMAN: Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening... 55 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,100 of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium... 56 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,020 here at the Museum of Natural History. 57 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,780 New York's glitterati have all turned out... 58 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,300 for what has promised to be a memorable evening... 59 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,260 filled with the dazzling special effects... 60 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,980 and technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum... 61 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,860 and its renowned Night Program. 62 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,020 Tonight gonna be fun-fun! 63 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,700 Here come Dum Dum! 64 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,100 Hey, how we doing, Sac? 65 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,860 Rexy is waxed and buffed. 66 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,940 Teddy is grooming his moustache. 67 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,300 Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men. 68 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,980 By the way, have you seen them lately? 69 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,460 - The museum has added a new one. - LARRY: What? No. 70 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,780 Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right? 71 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,140 They really went for it in the dress rehearsal... 72 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,300 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves. 73 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,300 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up. I don't want to make anybody nervous... 74 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,940 but the mayor and the governor are both out there. 75 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,180 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think Regis Philbin, too. 76 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,900 (GASPS) Reeju Philbo? 77 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,531 Yeah, Reeju Philbo. 78 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,540 - Okay, Rexy, do me a favor. - (GRUNTS) 79 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,127 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame. 80 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,700 Oh, Dexter... 81 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,060 how you doing, my man? 82 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,340 All limbered up? 83 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,660 Looking good. I like the tie. 84 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,380 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on. 85 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,740 - All chalked up, ready to go? - (CHATTERS) 86 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,580 Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay? 87 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,881 AHKMENRAH: Larry. 88 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,005 You better come see this. 89 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,005 (CONTINUES CHATTERING) 90 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,580 - Have you ever seen it like this before? - Never. 91 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,580 AHKMENRAH: This corrosion has never happened before. 92 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,180 It's always been exactly the same. 93 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,180 I wonder what's up with it. 94 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,860 I have no idea. 95 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,020 And to be honest... 96 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,800 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did. 97 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,242 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them. 98 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,525 He never did. 99 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,490 - (GASPS) - Whoa! 100 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,207 You okay? 101 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,740 Yes. 102 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,860 Yes, I'm fine. 103 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,100 Just take it easy out there tonight, all right? 104 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,100 You got 15 minutes till showtime. 105 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,020 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow. 106 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,401 All right. 107 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,220 - (OCTAVIUS LAUGHING) - JEDEDIAH: Look at that! 108 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,060 Doggone it! 109 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,220 - (CATS MEWING) - OCTAVIUS: Did you see that? 110 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,851 They're trying to catch the light. 111 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,940 But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light! 112 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,620 It's as elusive as human happiness! 113 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,206 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 114 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,780 I should like to comment. 115 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,220 - Summon the apparatus. - Yeah. 116 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,284 Summon the apparatus! 117 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,563 What are you gonna say? 118 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,041 L... 119 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,206 O... 120 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,407 L. 121 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,420 (KEY POUNDING) 122 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,326 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did. 123 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,260 Now, post these adorable kittens 124 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,484 with my edict of approval to Facebook. 125 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,580 Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah... 126 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,860 because I loved it too! 127 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,140 Just send a smiley face. 128 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,260 Yeah, but with a wink! 129 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,660 - A smiley face and a wink! - (KEYS POUNDING) 130 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,820 Guys, what are you doing? 131 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,420 We're just watching kittens. 132 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,460 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here. 133 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,140 I told you we don't have time for this! 134 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,090 You gave it a Texas "hell yeah!" 135 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,660 - Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? - Indeed, Lawrence. 136 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,980 - Great. - Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber. 137 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,282 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe. 138 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,580 You're gonna be great. 139 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,660 - Lawrence? - Yeah. 140 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,180 Have you seen the Neanderthals lately? 141 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,940 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this? 142 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,651 You may want to give it a look! 143 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,900 (MAMMOTH BELLOWING) 144 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,645 (NEANDERTHALS GRUNTING) 145 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,660 Hey, guys, what's going on? 146 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,530 (GRUNTING EXCITEDLY) 147 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,640 ALL: Ooh! 148 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,820 Okay. 149 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,360 All right, very funny. 150 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,120 - That's hilarious. - (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 151 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,980 You don't have to come down. It's okay, really. 152 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,442 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry. 153 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,700 I'm Laaa... 154 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,340 You're "Laaa"? 155 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,340 Laaa. 156 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,220 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa. 157 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,965 Welcome aboard, and... 158 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,820 Yes, we look similar. 159 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,180 Yeah, we look like each other, I know. It's a joke that somebody played. 160 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,660 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me. 161 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,961 It's just a... 162 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:45,860 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 163 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,561 - (YELPS) - Stop it. Stop, okay? 164 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,010 - Dada? - What? 165 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,340 Dada. 166 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,020 No, not your Dada. 167 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,731 Yeah, Dada. 168 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,020 - No. Stop. - Dada. 169 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,700 - Dada! - ALL: Dada! 170 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,843 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada. 171 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,765 Dum Dum got a new son-son! 172 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,043 - (GRUNTING) - No, he doesn't. 173 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:08,940 Dada! 174 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,890 ALL: Dada! 175 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,780 DR. McPHEE: A toast to our new chairwoman. 176 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,889 Cheers, everyone. Cheers. 177 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,844 - Cue the music. - (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 178 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:21,051 And Teddy in three, two... 179 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,765 (APPLAUSE) 180 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,524 Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11... 181 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:41,220 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city. 182 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,140 Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further... 183 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,460 to the Sun... 184 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,060 - the Moon, and the stars. - (MOUTHING) 185 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,420 From our very beginning... 186 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,340 mankind has looked to the heavens 187 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,880 and given names to what he saw. 188 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,725 The constellations. 189 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,500 I thought you might like to meet them. 190 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,040 (WHISPERS) Cue the constellations. 191 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,610 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 192 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,248 - (CHUCKLES) - Wow. 193 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,885 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 194 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,811 (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 195 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,405 Orion, the hunter! 196 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,249 (GASPING CONTINUES) 197 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,481 (CHUCKLES) 198 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,126 What? 199 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,765 - (YELPS) - (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 200 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,460 All planned. All planned. 201 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,445 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah. 202 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,660 Good. Going great, guys. Going great. 203 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,460 Let's drop the silks. 204 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,524 And go with the monkey. 205 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,886 - (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - What? 206 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,641 (CHUCKLES) 207 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,211 (CHATTERING) 208 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,521 Come on. 209 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,403 - (GRUNTS) - (AUDIENCE GASPS AND CHEERS) 210 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,531 (CONTINUES CHATTERING) 211 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,961 That's what I do. 212 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,540 TEDDY: Thank you for your patronage... 213 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,340 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution. 214 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,723 This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens... 215 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,020 (LAUGHING) 216 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,367 (JABBERING INCOHERENTLY) 217 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,180 "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!" 218 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,005 What? 219 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,206 (JABBERING CONTINUES) 220 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,260 (SCREECHING) 221 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,380 Charge! 222 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,681 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 223 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,180 Rough Riders! 224 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,580 - It's okay! Just hang on! - Is this part of it? 225 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,300 LARRY: Sorry folks, a little technical issue. What are you doing? 226 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,140 - Stick to the script. Stick to the script! - Huh? 227 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,363 - It's me! - I don't know you. 228 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,980 (ATTILA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 229 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,281 (ALL SHOUTING) 230 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,806 - (ALL SHOUTING) - (AUDIENCE SCREAMING) 231 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,060 JEDEDIAH: Pull! 232 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,820 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it! 233 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,900 Drop 'em! 234 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,362 - (SCREAMING) - Ha-ha! 235 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,580 Yeah! Yeah! 236 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,245 (SHOUTING ANGRILY) 237 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,725 What's going on? 238 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,565 Do something! 239 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,900 (BOTH SCREAMING) 240 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,326 (GRUNTING EXCITEDLY) 241 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,100 - ALL: Oh! - (CHATTERING) 242 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,220 What are you doing? 243 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,521 Ah! 244 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,860 (GROANING) 245 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,161 (CHEERING) 246 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,807 (GRUNTING) 247 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,641 LARRY: Orion, don't! 248 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,860 (LAUGHS) 249 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,686 - (ALL CLAMOURING) - (REXY ROARS) 250 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,601 Rexy! 251 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,001 (ROARS) 252 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,765 Guys, what was going on out there? 253 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,980 (LAAA GRUNTING INCOHERENTLY) 254 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,620 - Seriously, what were you thinking? - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 255 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,140 Laaa, I got this, all right? 256 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,363 Just... Go over there. 257 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,060 No, go over there. 258 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,361 Go. 259 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,807 Attila... 260 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,060 what were you doing to that dolphin, man? 261 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,180 It's a dolphin! 262 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,060 It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth... 263 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,967 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something. 264 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,100 Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face? 265 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,140 Reeju? 266 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,660 Yeah, Reeju. 267 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,060 Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me? 268 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,420 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me. 269 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,131 Do you even remember that? 270 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,340 - Not at all. - (MACHINE POWERING UP) 271 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,900 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - (LAAA GRUNTING) 272 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,340 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator. 273 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,051 Put it down. It's dangerous! 274 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,820 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones. 275 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,645 Stop it! 276 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,740 Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter! 277 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,980 What are you doing? 278 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,486 - (CHATTERS) - LARRY: Huh? 279 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,660 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby, 280 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,900 then I'll get you some diapers. 281 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,326 You want diapers again? Huh? 282 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,580 - (CHATTERS) - JEDEDIAH: Whoa! Whoa! 283 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,500 Ease up on the reins there, hoss. 284 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,180 Can't you see? He feels terrible! 285 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,820 Hell, we all do! 286 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,460 LARRY: I don't know what's going on with everybody here... 287 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,020 but tonight was really weird. Really weird. 288 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,401 OCTAVIUS: We feel awful. 289 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,020 Something took hold of us like an evil spell! 290 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,482 JEDEDIAH: Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves. 291 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,411 (GRUNTING) 292 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,411 (MOBILE RINGING) 293 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,300 - LARRY: Hello? - DR. McPHEE: Larry. 294 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,820 Hey, Dr. McPhee. 295 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,220 Yeah, hi. How's it going? 296 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,500 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - Uh, okay. 297 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,620 Good, good, good, good, good, good. 298 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:02,689 You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin... 299 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:07,140 fearing for your life because a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack? 300 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,500 No. I don't know that sound. 301 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,724 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second. 302 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,940 That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams! 303 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,380 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry. 304 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,820 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen. 305 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,820 "I had no idea it was gonna happen. 306 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,820 "I'm only in charge of all the special effects." 307 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,780 It was your fault! They were your special effects! 308 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,900 - (STAMMERING) No, I know. - That's a joke. 309 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,900 "Special effects"? More like "special... 310 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,780 "defects!" (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 311 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,860 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened. 312 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,700 - Or they were "special rejects!" - (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 313 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,980 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go. 314 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,691 (LAUGHING AND WHOOPING) 315 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,100 - (MUSIC BLARING) - Hey! 316 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,965 Nicky! Nicky! Stop hopping! 317 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,540 (MUSIC STOPS) 318 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,740 Dad, what are you doing? 319 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,900 What are you doing? 320 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,580 It's 3:00 AM. 321 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,180 All right, party's over! 322 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,925 - Hey. - Hey. 323 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,420 Who are you? 324 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,780 - I'm Sophie. - Sophie? 325 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,900 Bye Bye Birdie? 326 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,340 - Right. - It was good. 327 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,500 - Thanks. - Yeah. 328 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,700 See you tomorrow night? 329 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,940 - Probably not. - Probably. 330 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,287 Definitely not. 331 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,730 Bye. 332 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,540 You're in so much trouble. 333 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,444 I know. 334 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,060 I didn't really know you were coming home early. 335 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,380 Yeah, that's pretty obvious. 336 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,841 I mean... 337 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,860 what makes you think this is okay? 338 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,340 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night. 339 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,220 Look, you can't be doing this right now. 340 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,980 You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks? 341 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,441 I'm not gonna get into NYU. 342 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,940 - You don't know that. - No, I do. 343 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,220 You don't know that. 344 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,205 I do very much know that, in the sense that I don't intend to apply. 345 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,300 What? 346 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,820 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad. 347 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,460 Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little... 348 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,740 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else. 349 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,140 I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me. 350 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,300 Where do you want to go? 351 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,300 - What's the list? - It's a short list. 352 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,500 Great. I like it. Focus. 353 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,620 I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's... 354 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,285 There's nothing on it. 355 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,460 (SIGHS) 356 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,700 There's... 357 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,820 I'm confused, because there's not a list... 358 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,121 Dad? 359 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,700 Mmm-hmm? 360 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,100 I want to take a year off. 361 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,020 I would like to do exactly what you just said. 362 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,740 I want to spread my wings. 363 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,140 You want to spread your wings, that's great. 364 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,700 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere. 365 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,650 - Plans change. - No, they don't. 366 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,300 No, they don't. Plans don't change. 367 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,620 We had a plan, it changed. 368 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,100 - It's disorienting at first. - No. 369 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,380 You can't change the plan... 370 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,420 unless you check with the people who are financing the plan... 371 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,165 which is, last time I checked, your mother and I. Okay? 372 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,300 Dad, we could sit here and just have this conversation about plans... 373 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,860 but for now, let's call it a night. 374 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,460 Let's not even clean up, right? 375 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,700 Let's come back tomorrow. 376 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,540 Let's reboot the whole energy, the whole tone of this puppy... 377 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,620 and we'll kill it, man. 378 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,340 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow. 379 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,500 Hey, Team Daley? 380 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,540 - Yeah? - Stop talking. 381 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,700 Okay. 382 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,140 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed. 383 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,920 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow. 384 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,660 (MUSIC PLAYING) 385 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,060 Yeah! Get some! 386 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,361 Get some! 387 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,363 That's it. Yeah. 388 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,206 Hi. 389 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,420 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program. 390 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,420 I know who you are. You're the security guard. 391 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,324 Yeah, also head of the Night Program. 392 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,940 I'm doing some research... 393 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,260 and I was wondering if you could help me out. 394 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,420 Mmm. Night guard doing research. 395 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,210 Ooh la-la! 396 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,500 Yeah. 397 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,980 Uh, I'm just looking for anything 398 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,860 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah. 399 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,060 Center aisle. 400 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,460 - Great. - Halfway down, stacks on your left. 401 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,140 (GROANS) 402 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,487 Get it! 403 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,060 So... 404 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,727 what makes you so curious about the tablet? 405 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,571 Oh! Just, uh... 406 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,340 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine. 407 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,860 I wish I could talk to these guys. 408 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,460 Well, you can't. 409 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,540 Yeah. 410 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,980 Because they're dead. 411 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,100 Right. 412 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,460 But, uh, look at that one. 413 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,125 Looks like a kid, huh? 414 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,081 (CHUCKLES) 415 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,604 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 416 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,605 You didn't know him, did you? 417 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,060 C.J Fredericks. 418 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,771 He worked here. 419 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,700 - He worked here? - Yeah, when he grew up. 420 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,940 - No. - Yeah. 421 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,900 He was a night guard. 422 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,531 Same as you. 423 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,528 Wait a minute. C.J. 424 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,129 C.J Fredericks. 425 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,700 Cecil Fredericks? 426 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,540 Sexiest night guard we ever had. 427 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,540 Present company included. 428 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,922 Boy, could that man move. 429 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,811 (MUSIC PLAYING) 430 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,580 Larry? 431 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,881 Hey, Cecil. 432 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,740 My God, it's been years! 433 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,340 You look like you're doing pretty good. 434 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,420 I've still got it, pal. 435 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,780 What are you doing here? 436 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,420 I need to talk to you about the tablet. 437 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,529 What the heck is Short Stack doing here? 438 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,460 Hey, Gus. You're looking well. 439 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,807 Reginald. 440 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,180 Are you here to frame us again? 441 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,900 Send us back to the slammer? 442 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,020 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing. 443 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,980 And I was the one that got you out of jail, so... 444 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,140 - Yeah. - We've got a nice life here. 445 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,380 The past is the past. We've moved on. 446 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,700 I don't think this guy's moved on. 447 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,540 Listen to him, monkey face. 448 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,100 REGINALD: We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry. 449 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,380 It's old news. 450 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,340 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet. 451 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,780 We just worked there. 452 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,650 Something's up with it. 453 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,209 I told you, I can't help you. 454 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,731 Maybe this kid can. 455 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,041 Maybe we'd better talk alone. 456 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,740 CECIL: Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing... 457 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,340 for a 12-year-old boy. 458 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,420 I tried to move on... 459 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,380 but there was something about that tablet. 460 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,207 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion. 461 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,500 And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter... 462 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,700 Jed and Octavius. 463 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,460 They're all acting weird. 464 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,161 It's like the green rust is affecting them. 465 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,009 "The end will come." 466 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,241 What? 467 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,540 The locals, they warned us. 468 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,340 They begged us to leave that tomb alone. 469 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,723 I thought it meant the end of the world. 470 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,331 But maybe it meant the end... 471 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,860 End of the magic? 472 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,161 We should have listened. 473 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,380 Should have listened. 474 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,660 Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York... 475 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,660 and his folks to England. 476 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,060 Wait. Wait. 477 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,980 Ahkmenrah's parents are in England? 478 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,980 It was a joint expedition. 479 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,420 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt. 480 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,486 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum. 481 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,526 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet. 482 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,450 I think I have to go talk to him. 483 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,140 - I need you to listen to me. - Uh... 484 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,380 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation. 485 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,820 She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild... 486 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,540 that the buck starts and stops with me. 487 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,808 - I can fix it. - How? 488 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,204 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London. 489 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,140 Sorry. I'm just processing that. 490 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,044 (IMITATING ELECTRONIC BEEPING) 491 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,020 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Input data analysis. 492 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,620 (NORMAL VOICE) I've just told you I'm being fired, 493 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,100 and the first thing you ask... 494 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,180 is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts... 495 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,540 away with you on holiday. 496 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,940 - Yes. Please. - No way, José. 497 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,700 I'm asking you to please go with me on this. 498 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,860 - Nah. - Please. 499 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,940 Can't do it, dude. 500 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,241 Bye. 501 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,820 - Are you gonna mug me? - What? 502 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,420 I don't know. Just be prepared. 503 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,500 - I need you to listen to me. - Oh. 504 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,580 - Okay? - Yep. 505 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,380 - You want to know the truth? - Go on. 506 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,808 Truth is, the tablet... 507 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,363 The tablet is actually magic. 508 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,280 Things really do come to life at night. 509 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,700 - It's special effects. - It's not special effects. 510 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,820 How could it be special effects? 511 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,980 How could it not be special effects? 512 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,580 - Because it isn't! - Of course it is! 513 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,020 - I'm telling you, this is what happens. - What? 514 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,060 Sun goes down... 515 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,964 the tablet starts to glow... 516 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,569 everything comes to life. 517 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,700 - Sure. - It's real. 518 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,260 "Tablet starts to glow." 519 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,260 Now I know you're mental. 520 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,540 - Look, Leslie... - (YELPS) 521 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,700 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you. 522 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,809 I know. Just... 523 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,641 What? 524 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,100 Listen, nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right? 525 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,340 Yeah. 526 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,540 If you don't help me... 527 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,500 everything that's special about it might stop... 528 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,500 and it may never come back. 529 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,401 I'm not asking you to understand, I'm just asking you to trust me. 530 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,860 I'd like to help you... 531 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,606 but I don't even work here anymore. 532 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,125 British Museum doesn't know that. 533 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,326 The mummy and the tablet, both. 534 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,140 Classic conservation job... 535 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,940 under authority of me, of course... 536 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,060 the director of this museum, which I still am. 537 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,691 Yep, okay. 538 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,601 You're in. 539 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,765 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 540 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,980 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York. 541 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,460 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen. 542 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,060 - Beautiful, huh? - Yeah. 543 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,500 The River Thames. 544 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,406 Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London? 545 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,740 - Huh? - Yeah. 546 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,761 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off. 547 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,081 Yeah? 548 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,760 I think it could be cool. 549 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,100 - Yeah? - Yeah. 550 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,731 What are you thinking? 551 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,260 Yeah. Uh... Wow. 552 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,900 I think I want to DJ in Ibiza. 553 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,060 In Ibiza? 554 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,740 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain. 555 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,660 - Do you speak Spanish? - No. 556 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,780 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music. 557 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,923 It's not inhibited by the language barrier. 558 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,820 No, but you are. 559 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,260 - Do you speak in beats? - Why are you freaking out? 560 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,900 You just said this was a really cool idea. 561 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,100 I'm not freaking out. 562 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,940 I just want to understand what the plan is. 563 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,820 You didn't go to college. 564 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,168 Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all? 565 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,689 - Maybe. I don't know. - Nicky. 566 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,660 Nicky. That's not... 567 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,620 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine. 568 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,060 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends. 569 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,780 Whatever, man. 570 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,980 Don't worry about me. It's fine. 571 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,620 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you. 572 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,081 - I'm your dad. - Thanks. 573 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,780 Sun is going down. We should get going. 574 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,081 All right. 575 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,140 NICK: Dad, what's the plan here, anyway? 576 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,780 LARRY: When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in. 577 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,940 - Now, get down. - What? 578 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,050 LARRY: Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure. 579 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,420 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum. 580 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,580 My name's Tilly. 581 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,900 Hi. Thank you. 582 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,180 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York. 583 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,700 - Yeah, yeah. - I got a delivery... 584 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,660 for your conservation department. 585 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,500 All right! 586 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,060 So they let you travel? 587 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,340 This is kind of unusual. 588 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,700 Well, they let me travel. You know where? 589 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,322 - No. - Home. Here. Home. 590 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,980 Back here. 591 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,820 Off to the toot-toot. 592 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,540 Five-minute maximum. (SCOFFS) 593 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,620 (FORCED CHUCKLE) 594 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,860 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America. 595 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,620 - Uh... - With your gun, with a silencer, 596 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,780 with your ninja swords. 597 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,081 - Right. - (IMITATING BLADES WHOOSHING) 598 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,780 That's not even a little bit true. 599 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,323 The only thing that I got is this. 600 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,860 - Oh. - Hammer! It's for... 601 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,300 and I quote, "minor repairs and beautifications" 602 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,860 to the shack. 603 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,286 Oh... 604 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,564 You just hit things? 605 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,220 Yeah, that's catchy. 606 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,660 Basically worthless. 607 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,340 I can't believe we're actually still talking. 608 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,140 - It's great, though, innit? - It is. 609 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,980 This is the most conversation I've had 610 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,780 in the three years that I've worked here. 611 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,740 I feel a connection, too. 612 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,060 Is it cool if I just make my drop? 613 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,900 - Oh, yeah. - Wonderful. 614 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,700 But I will have to confirm. 615 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,060 Actually, that's not necessary... 616 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,020 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you. 617 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,860 Yeah, all right. Confirming. 618 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,500 - Okay. - TILLY: All right. 619 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,420 - (KEYPAD BEEPING) - (LINE RINGING) 620 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,300 DR. McPHEE: Hello. This is Dr. McPhee. 621 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,140 It's the British Museum, sir. 622 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,340 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department. 623 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,140 Yes, I signed the paperwork. 624 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,220 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run. 625 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,540 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase. 626 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,410 See? Bye. 627 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,921 All right. 628 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,900 - Good? - All right, you is legit. 629 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,540 I is legit. 630 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,220 - Wonderful. - Confirm it. 631 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,780 - Thank you. - All right, I'll open the gate. 632 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,860 Okay. 633 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,740 TILLY: Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend... 634 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,620 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair. 635 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,420 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder. 636 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,722 - But I really enjoy it. - Mmm-hmm. 637 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,164 Bye, Larry! 638 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,970 (SNORING) 639 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,340 I'm not an expert... 640 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,140 but this is feeling, just, really against the law. 641 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,886 No, they have a totally different legal system here. 642 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,380 Okay. 643 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,500 How we doing? 644 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,660 All clear. 645 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,220 All right, let's go. 646 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,460 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help. 647 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,761 The others? 648 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,780 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by. 649 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,500 Our very survival is at stake. 650 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,540 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good. 651 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,524 Good man to have in a crisis. 652 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,286 Attila. 653 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,801 Okay, a little muscle. 654 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,420 SACAJAWEA: Hi, Larry. 655 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,140 That is a deceptively large box. 656 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,300 Obviously, we came along, too! 657 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,380 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor. 658 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,820 Are you serious? 659 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,020 (CHATTERING) 660 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,243 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone. 661 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,420 Dada! 662 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,688 Oh! No, no. 663 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,971 No possible benefit whatsoever. 664 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,620 He really wanted to come. 665 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,921 (LARRY SIGHS) 666 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,860 Yeah, this is my son... 667 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,650 my actual son, Nicky. 668 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,900 - Nicky, this is Laaa. - What's up? 669 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,201 (GRUNTS) 670 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,300 He's just tracking me. 671 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,011 (IMITATING MOCKINGLY) 672 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,961 - Laaa. - (GRUNTS) 673 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,860 TEDDY: So, Lawrence what's the plan of attack? 674 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,925 We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father... 675 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,768 - and hopefully get the tablet fixed. - Huh? 676 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,285 - (GIGGLING) - LARRY: All of us. 677 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,900 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food. 678 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,247 Don't... 679 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,140 You know what? I got a job for you. 680 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,521 Come on, come on. 681 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,940 Come on. 682 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,940 I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay? 683 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,460 Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay? 684 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,340 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me. 685 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,165 - All right. - (GRUNTING EXCITEDLY) 686 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,740 No. Come here. 687 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,420 Stay here... 688 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,620 and put your hands on the door. 689 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,820 - Good, stay. - Stay! 690 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,700 Good. That's right. You stay here. 691 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,060 Stay here. 692 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,600 Stay. Right. 693 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,740 No. Stay. 694 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,246 - Stay! - Stay. 695 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,940 Look there. Good. Stay. 696 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,780 No. Good. Stay. 697 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,260 No. Stay. 698 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,540 Stay! 699 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,180 Don't... Don't move. 700 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,220 Don't move. 701 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,682 No. Good. Okay. 702 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,340 Okay, listen up, guys. 703 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,980 This place is waking up for the first time... 704 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,921 and we have no idea what's out there, so stay together, all right? 705 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,780 (ATTILA SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 706 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,180 LARRY: I know it's spooky, big guy. 707 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,369 Just stay close. 708 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,211 (DEXTER CHATTERING) 709 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,926 JEDEDIAH: What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys? 710 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,681 We're all finding this super creepy, right? 711 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,860 LARRY: They're just a little freaked out. 712 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,323 First time we came alive it took some getting used to. 713 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,169 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt. 714 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,649 - Come on. This way. - (ANIMALS GRUNTING) 715 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,610 (LOUD THUDDING) 716 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,050 (THUDDING CONTINUES) 717 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,540 Hear that? 718 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,001 Hear what? 719 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,841 That. 720 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,860 (GROWLING) 721 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,740 (WHISPERING) We'll just be down here if anyone needs us. 722 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,180 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable. 723 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,420 TEDDY: Lawrence... 724 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,370 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble. 725 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,020 I know how to handle this guy. 726 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,560 - You mind? - (SNORTING) 727 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,321 - Thanks. - Dad, what are you doing? 728 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,206 How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy? 729 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,201 Hi, there. 730 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,820 I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh? 731 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,780 I bet you're not so mean. 732 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,401 No, you're just a little puppy, right? 733 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,260 You're just a little puppy who wants to play. 734 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,100 You want to play, huh? 735 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,260 Want to play fetch? 736 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,460 Yeah? 737 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,140 You want to play with this bone? 738 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,220 Ah! Yeah! 739 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,602 - (WHINING EXCITEDLY) - Here you go. Go fetch. 740 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,361 Go fetch! 741 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,560 (GAGGING) 742 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,540 - Lawrence? - Yeah? 743 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,922 - May I suggest a different plan? - What? 744 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,209 - (ROARING) - Run! 745 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,125 (ALL PANTING) 746 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,365 (ROARING CONTINUES) 747 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,649 Close it, close it! 748 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,527 Okay. I think we're... 749 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,684 (GROANING) 750 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,968 Get back! Everybody, get back! 751 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,780 All right. You don't want to fetch? 752 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,420 - Fetch on this. - What? 753 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,721 (SHOUTING) 754 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,500 Oh! Oh! Ah! 755 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,211 - Oh, that's close! - Need some help? 756 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,971 - What? - Move. 757 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,401 (GRUNTING) 758 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,721 (LAUGHS) 759 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,380 (ATTILA SHOUTING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 760 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,011 - Whoa! - (GROANS) 761 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,561 Attila, you okay? 762 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,340 Whoa. 763 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,940 Oh! 764 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,241 (GASPS) 765 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,291 (KNIGHT LAUGHING) 766 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,003 - You might want to... - No. 767 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,060 Here... 768 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,566 - hold this. - (GROANS) 769 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,691 (WHINING) 770 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,608 That was actually very cool. 771 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,140 Sir Lancelot, at your service. 772 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,965 Thank you. That was amazing. 773 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,220 TEDDY: Theodore Roosevelt... 774 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,380 President of the United States of America. 775 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,260 I have no idea what that means. 776 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,860 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick. 777 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,500 You have a noble face, Nick. 778 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,740 - Thanks. - Thanks for the help. 779 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,041 Now, you... 780 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,100 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot. 781 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,340 Really? 782 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,460 One of the Knights of the Round Table? 783 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,700 No, Erik. 784 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,001 Erik? 785 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,020 Our fool. 786 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,380 He was the funniest fool I ever met. 787 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,500 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything. 788 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,820 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh. 789 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,531 - Hmm. - (CHUCKLES) 790 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,660 - You have what he had. The gift. - That's weird. 791 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,660 - You could be a fool. - I don't know about that. 792 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,980 Oh, come on, of course you could! 793 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,171 We'd get you one of those hats with the funny little dangly bells. 794 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,500 Dangly bells? 795 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,700 (LAUGHS) 796 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,490 (CHUCKLING) Hmm? 797 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,060 "Dangly bells." 798 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,980 Didn't I tell you? The gift. 799 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,260 He does what seems like nothing. 800 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,780 A sort of deadpan... 801 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,180 tiny little... 802 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,340 "Hmm." "Hmm." 803 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,620 Expressionless, you know, sort of a... 804 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,900 "Hmm. Hmm." 805 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,060 sort of thing. 806 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,620 Just like Erik. 807 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,060 Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so... 808 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,260 Ah, Camelot. 809 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,380 Okay. 810 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,729 Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers... 811 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,440 to King Arthur... 812 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,340 and Queen Guinevere. 813 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,500 Sweet... 814 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,484 beauteous Guinevere. 815 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,460 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest. 816 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,331 I must find the Holy Grail. 817 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,100 Well, good luck with that. 818 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,420 And thanks for the help again. 819 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,100 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you. 820 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,607 - I will lead you. - No, it's okay. 821 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,180 Halt, Dangly Bells! 822 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,060 There is strange magic in the air, and dangerous beasts are afoot. 823 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,100 It is the duty of a true knight... 824 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,740 to protect and care for those in need. 825 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,041 We're off. 826 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,649 I guess he's coming with us. 827 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,046 Larry! 828 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,060 (SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 829 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,850 - Jed and Octavius? - (CONTINUES) 830 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,940 They must have fallen out while we were running. 831 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,060 Jed? 832 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,885 Octavius! 833 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,851 Jedediah! 834 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,005 - Jed! - Octo! 835 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,520 LARRY: Oh, no. 836 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,366 NICK: Is that Octavius's cape? 837 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,761 Here. 838 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,291 - Nicky. - Yeah. 839 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,241 Guys? 840 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,660 (BOTH SCREAMING) 841 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,580 Gigantor! 842 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,020 Jed? 843 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,300 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence. 844 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,924 At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai. 845 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,160 Too dark? 846 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,171 Ah! 847 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,240 (WIND HOWLING) 848 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,420 (SOFT WHIRRING) 849 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,006 (SCREAMING LOUDLY) 850 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,380 (WHIRRING CONTINUES) 851 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,045 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 852 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,100 This is the end, boy! 853 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,846 This is the last roundup! 854 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,250 Hold my hand! 855 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,010 Why? 856 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,485 Never mind. 857 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,606 (BEEPING) 858 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,486 (BOTH GROAN) 859 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,600 JEDEDIAH: We're a long way from home, boy. 860 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,881 Did you ask me to hold your hand? 861 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,201 No. 862 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,400 Mmm-hmm. 863 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,485 ATTILA: (SHOUTING) Jedo! 864 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,045 Octo! 865 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,481 (SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 866 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,880 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent. 867 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,180 - (CHATTERING) - What do you see, Dex? 868 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,580 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence. 869 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,927 He can't talk. 870 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,440 No, but he can fit. 871 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,248 Nicky... give me your phone. 872 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,004 - Why? - For Dex. 873 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,100 I don't understand one thing that's going on here. 874 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,971 I don't, either. Dad, what's going on? 875 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,900 I'm sort of set up to track your phone. 876 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,380 You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone? 877 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,100 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you. 878 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,300 No. No. Hold up. 879 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,100 "Spying on" is not the same thing as just looking out for someone. 880 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,500 You'll get it back, I promise. 881 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,140 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back. 882 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,930 All right. Dex, come here. 883 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,205 Thanks, man. 884 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,860 Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right? 885 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,730 - Think you can handle it? - (CHATTERING) 886 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,940 Good man. 887 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,287 Stay safe. 888 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,780 I think it's right here. 889 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,081 (LAUGHS) 890 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,780 "Right here." 891 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,366 Classic. 892 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,660 Ah, the gift of laughter. 893 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,928 Thank you, Dangly Bells. 894 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,130 (ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING) 895 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,606 First quest? 896 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,380 Uh, not exactly. 897 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,100 I thought you were going to Egypt. 898 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,060 We are, but we got to do this first. 899 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,500 That's not how a quest works. 900 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,725 A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey." 901 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,561 Yeah, well, my guys are missing and Dexter's gonna find them. 902 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,860 SIR LANCELOT: What is the quest? Gold? 903 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,420 Fountain of Youth? 904 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,500 Magic tablet. 905 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,723 It's that thing Ahk is holding. 906 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,860 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him. 907 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,889 He seems well-toned and lean... 908 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,540 but weak. 909 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,140 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby. 910 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,020 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it. 911 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,780 There's something wrong with it. 912 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,580 It's kind of complicated. 913 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,660 It might be less complicated if you stopped following a chimpanzee. 914 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,043 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin. 915 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,900 The fool seems agitated. 916 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,406 That's often his way. 917 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,250 But I assure you, he's no fool. 918 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,940 Is it true what he says? 919 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,820 The tablet that you carry is magic? 920 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,360 It is, indeed. 921 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,260 Everything around you has come to life tonight for the very first time... 922 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,900 - all because of this tablet. - (SCREECHING) 923 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,361 (ATTILA MUTTERING) 924 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,290 Amazing. 925 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,420 Then they're not real? 926 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,540 They're as real as any of us. 927 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,380 Yes, but we're real people. 928 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,920 They're just things. 929 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,060 And they don't even know. 930 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,488 They must be unbelievably stupid. 931 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,180 It can be confusing at first. 932 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,340 (CROAKING) 933 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,180 Hello, frog! 934 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,500 Keep hopping! 935 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,900 You're real! 936 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,601 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia. 937 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,020 Not a clue. 938 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,446 None. 939 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,260 I can't really see much. 940 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,740 We could jump down, hope for the best. 941 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,420 But we have no idea what's down there. 942 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,926 (METAL CREAKING) 943 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,721 We don't know what's up here, either. 944 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,206 (SCREAMING) 945 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,050 (CHATTERING) 946 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,489 This is a Roman city. 947 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,420 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations. 948 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,768 Where the heck is everybody? 949 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,005 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it. 950 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,761 Romans? 951 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,042 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm. 952 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,131 Andrea. Yeah. 953 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,684 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere. 954 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,441 Does any man stand between you and your ladylove? 955 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,361 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night. 956 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,260 - Nick. - Oh, we're stopping. 957 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,700 Let no man stand between you and your destiny. 958 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,700 Oh, "destiny" may be overstating it a bit. 959 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,340 We just have calculus together. 960 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,780 It's more one of those... 961 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,420 fleeting moments of eye contact. 962 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,660 "Who's gonna look away first?" 963 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,281 But I get you. No man... 964 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,685 - Good. - Okay. 965 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,921 "Iiepwop." 966 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,849 Iiepwop. 967 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,180 Doesn't ring a bell. 968 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,766 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 969 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,580 Now who's this son of a gun? 970 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,211 (CONTINUES SHOUTING) 971 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,700 - (MUFFLED) Pompeii! - I'm sorry. 972 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,162 - I'm having trouble hearing you! - Pompeii! 973 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,940 No comprendo, amigo... 974 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,860 because you got the thing in front of you! 975 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,730 - (CROWD CLAMOURING) - What are they doing? 976 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,020 Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to? 977 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,300 Was it something we said? 978 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,420 (ROARING) 979 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,245 - (LAUGHING) - (ROARING) 980 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,540 Come on back to Iiepwop! 981 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,888 - There's plenty of room! - Come on back! 982 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,900 They're as crazy as road lizards. 983 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,123 People are strange. 984 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,340 Oh. 985 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,020 Hey, guy. We're just passing through. 986 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,180 (CHATTERING) 987 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,420 - It's a Garuda from Tibet. - A Garuda? 988 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,340 Hi, Garuda. How you doing? 989 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,660 Garuda! How you doing? 990 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,961 Cool, great. 991 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,571 Okay. We just... 992 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,882 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time. 993 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,740 Please. Okay. 994 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,724 (CONTINUES CHATTERING) 995 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,860 I'm not gonna play this game with you. 996 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,446 I got to go through. Really. 997 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,723 (WHISPERING) Get back. 998 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,242 - A dragon. - No, it's not a dragon. It's a... 999 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,860 It's a Xiangliu. 1000 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,940 Mythical snake demon. 1001 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,060 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it. 1002 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,169 What? No, it's asleep. 1003 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,300 You're right. It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep. 1004 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,820 Let's wake it up and then kill it. 1005 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,700 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy. 1006 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,740 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy. 1007 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,883 - Why not? - Because he's a boy! 1008 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,540 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life... 1009 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,140 when he must slay his own dragon. 1010 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,340 Not this kid, all right? 1011 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,660 He still hasn't finished all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah. 1012 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,620 Anyway, that's just an expression. 1013 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,740 Not where I come from. 1014 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,740 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now. 1015 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,180 - (SIGHS) - We're gonna go around it. 1016 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,180 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal. 1017 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,481 Come on. 1018 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,180 Iiepwop. 1019 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,620 (MUFFLED) Pompeii! 1020 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,540 Iiepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal? 1021 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,841 Hmm? 1022 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,800 Pompeii! 1023 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,445 (RUMBLING) 1024 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,441 Oh! 1025 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,860 "Pompeii." 1026 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,491 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1027 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,046 (SNORING) 1028 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,800 (GROANING) 1029 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,244 - "Ask not what your country can do for you... - Shh. 1030 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,251 "Ask what you can do for your country." 1031 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,046 There it goes again! 1032 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,900 (SCREAMING) 1033 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,540 Attila! Shh! 1034 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,205 (INCOHERENT JABBER) 1035 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,642 - Teddy! - TEDDY: Charge! 1036 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,380 (ATTILA WHIMPERING) 1037 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,681 Whoa! 1038 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,851 (ROARING) 1039 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,620 - (SCREAMING) - SIR LANCELOT: Fantastic! It's awake! 1040 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:23,967 Now we can kill it! 1041 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,081 A-ha! 1042 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,007 (GRUNTING) 1043 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:35,780 Whoa! 1044 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,605 - Attila! - NICK: Dad! 1045 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,766 - Nicky! - (GRUNTING) 1046 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,220 I'll get the boy! 1047 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,521 (GROANING) 1048 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,620 - Ever used a blade? - Only in World of Warcraft! 1049 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,967 You're about to learn. 1050 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:51,900 (GRUNTING) 1051 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,725 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1052 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,080 (WHIMPERING) 1053 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:16,686 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!" 1054 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,486 "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie." 1055 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,281 (GRUNTS) 1056 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,410 (TEDDY CONTINUES JABBERING) 1057 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,600 (MOANS) 1058 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,300 Behind you! 1059 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,681 Duck! 1060 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,721 (SHOUTING VICTORIOUSLY) 1061 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,540 JEDEDIAH: Last roundup, kemosabe! 1062 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,100 Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy! 1063 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,401 Huh? What? 1064 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:06,805 (ROARING) 1065 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,805 (ROARING) 1066 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,523 No, no! You wouldn't! 1067 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,361 He must! 1068 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,247 Clear! 1069 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,801 (SHOUTING) 1070 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,371 We must never speak of what happened here today. 1071 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,060 Come on! That wasn't necessary! 1072 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,180 It's out! 1073 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,527 (GROANING) 1074 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,900 These things really do save lives. 1075 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,406 (CHATTERING) 1076 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,721 Are you all right? 1077 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,980 (GRUNTS) 1078 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,691 Are you all right, my dear? 1079 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,248 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks. 1080 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,681 You fought bravely, sire. 1081 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,420 One day, I promise you, 1082 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,722 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup. 1083 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,660 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too. 1084 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,780 But I like the energy we got going. 1085 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,651 From now on, you must choose your own path. 1086 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,004 And let no man tell you otherwise. 1087 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,620 We better let Larry know we're okay. 1088 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,160 Turn around. 1089 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,166 Larry's probably worried about us. 1090 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,202 How are we going to find them now? 1091 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,886 Lawrence? 1092 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,980 I fear we've turned a corner. 1093 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,931 I'm becoming wax again, son. 1094 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,260 All right. We'll look for them later. 1095 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,244 We got to get to Egypt now. 1096 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,340 Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius? 1097 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,660 Nick is right. 1098 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,020 A true knight never shirks his duties. 1099 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,529 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody. 1100 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,084 Dada say, "Stay!" 1101 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,460 Stay! 1102 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,091 (SNIFFING) 1103 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,206 (SIGHS) 1104 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,851 Dada say Laaa no eat. 1105 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,970 Stay, Laaa! 1106 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,900 (GRUNTING) 1107 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,565 (SNIFFING) 1108 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,566 This is it. 1109 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,180 Perhaps I should accompany you in. 1110 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,260 No, I think we got it from here. 1111 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,460 - Really? - Yeah. No, we're good. 1112 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,886 Right. Well... 1113 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,060 friends... 1114 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,140 Larry... 1115 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,124 clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet... 1116 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,260 I shall never forget your bravery. 1117 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,420 Nor your jests. 1118 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,051 Bye. 1119 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,580 I shall not say goodbye. 1120 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,700 - I am. - What? 1121 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,260 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry. 1122 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,641 I'll see you. 1123 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,180 Really, man, thank you. 1124 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,720 For everything. 1125 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,724 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon. 1126 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,527 Ahkmen? 1127 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,900 Mother. 1128 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,201 Oh! 1129 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:06,921 (SOBBING) 1130 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,050 Father. 1131 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,209 Welcome home, my son. 1132 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,528 I want you to meet my friends. 1133 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,644 I am Merenkahre... 1134 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,820 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun. 1135 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,220 And I am Shepseheret... 1136 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,000 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms. 1137 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,860 And I am Larry. 1138 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,340 Guardian of Brooklyn. 1139 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,540 Yes. 1140 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,340 I actually live in Manhattan now. 1141 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,380 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool. 1142 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,620 Yeah. 1143 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,540 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet. 1144 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,700 There's something happening with it. 1145 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,140 We don't understand what it is. 1146 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,780 You are speaking with a pharaoh. 1147 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,684 Kiss my staff. 1148 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,340 Is it okay if I don't? 1149 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,051 You will show respect. 1150 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,620 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god. 1151 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,860 I understand that and I totally respect you. 1152 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,300 I just don't pray to Ra, so... 1153 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,060 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods. 1154 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,980 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded. 1155 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,860 I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors... 1156 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,540 and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila? 1157 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,380 I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish... 1158 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,489 You are? I love Jews! 1159 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,420 We owned 40,000 of them! 1160 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,780 - Such lovely people. - Here we go. 1161 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,500 They were very happy, always singing with the candles. 1162 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,860 Yeah. They really weren't happy. 1163 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,900 - Really? - No. They left. 1164 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,660 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape. 1165 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,780 - Oh! - (CHUCKLES) 1166 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,660 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it. 1167 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,460 It's a big deal for us. 1168 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,820 Listen, could you take a look at that tablet? 1169 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,963 There's something wrong with it. 1170 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,006 It's losing its power. 1171 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,562 Do you think you could fix it? 1172 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,844 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet. 1173 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,620 I promise we won't tell anybody. 1174 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,921 No. 1175 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,700 I'll kiss your staff. 1176 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,001 Too late. 1177 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,860 Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself? 1178 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,420 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time. 1179 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,420 Well, it has been 4,000 years. 1180 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,529 Now seems like a good time. 1181 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,729 You were born at midnight. 1182 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,700 I was Pharaoh... 1183 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,420 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of. 1184 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,530 - But when I first gazed upon you... - (COOING) 1185 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,100 you were instantly more precious to me... 1186 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,607 than all the wonders of the ancient world. 1187 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,926 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye. 1188 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:58,060 I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son... 1189 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:02,140 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife. 1190 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,523 Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon... 1191 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,049 - and watcher over nighttime travelers... - (CHANTING) 1192 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,500 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. 1193 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,580 Our tomb was designed to channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet... 1194 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,500 rejuvenating its powers every night. 1195 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,380 The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet... 1196 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,340 so that, as long as it bathed in his light... 1197 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,660 our family could be together forever, 1198 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,440 and not even death could part us. 1199 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,001 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long. 1200 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,087 (GASPS) 1201 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,540 My son! 1202 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,729 What is happening to you? 1203 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,780 It needs moonlight... 1204 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,128 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise. 1205 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,641 Hurry! 1206 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,700 If the tablet dies... 1207 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,411 nothing can bring it back! 1208 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,691 (PANTING) 1209 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,300 What are you doing? 1210 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,125 The tablet. Now. 1211 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,860 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying. 1212 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,580 If it doesn't get moonlight... 1213 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,540 everything ends, like, for real. 1214 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,900 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail. 1215 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,700 To think it was a tablet all along. 1216 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,660 Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing! 1217 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,380 My quest is complete. 1218 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,820 I ride for Camelot tonight. 1219 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,300 Just keep it, okay? 1220 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,020 But just put it in the moonlight and turn that center piece. 1221 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,085 Sorry, not my first quest. 1222 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,180 And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you! 1223 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,140 Go get the others. 1224 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,442 We can't let him leave the building! 1225 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,940 Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down! 1226 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,460 I don't know who you are... 1227 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,180 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you. 1228 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,700 - (CHUCKLES) - Now wait a second! 1229 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,060 Come back here! This ain't over! 1230 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,980 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword 1231 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,408 and hypnotic blue eyes! 1232 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,125 His eyes are very blue. 1233 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,964 Speak softly and carry a big stick. 1234 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,940 Lawrence, we have a problem. 1235 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,020 This one turned to wax as well. 1236 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,368 I have a saying, too. 1237 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,411 "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick." 1238 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,724 (BOTH GROAN) 1239 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,140 - It's over there! - You mean up there. 1240 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,601 Come on. 1241 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,487 Got it. 1242 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,940 - Teddy. - The tablet, now! 1243 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,180 I shan't ask you again, fool! 1244 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,740 And this is giving me a headache! 1245 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,620 Give me the tablet! 1246 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,921 Let me go, Lawrence. 1247 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,730 No! Teddy, no! 1248 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,881 Teddy! 1249 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,761 There. 1250 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,560 (GROANING) 1251 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,805 That'll be mine. 1252 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,100 Hey, that was a good one. 1253 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,640 No idea that would work. 1254 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,885 (TILLY SNORING) 1255 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,566 (SNORTS) 1256 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,285 (LAAA GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS) 1257 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,700 Larry! 1258 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,740 Hey, you guys, how you doing? 1259 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,980 JEDEDIAH: Still in one piece! 1260 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,220 - Octavius, I think this belongs to you. - Thank you. 1261 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,460 I don't understand. 1262 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,740 Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker? 1263 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,940 It's his first night. 1264 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,620 Newborns are stronger but it matters not. 1265 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,500 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn. 1266 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,700 LARRY: We can't let him leave the building. 1267 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,660 Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there? 1268 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,580 - Of course. - Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock. 1269 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,740 - Got it. - Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors. 1270 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,485 I got the main entrance. 1271 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,220 (PANTING) 1272 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,170 - SIR LANCELOT: (SHOUTING) Hi-yeah! - (HORSE NEIGHING) 1273 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,340 You! I knew you smelled a bit off! 1274 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,820 - Didn't you just see that? - See what? 1275 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,460 The knight on the horse that just rode through! 1276 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,860 Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy! 1277 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,362 I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room! 1278 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,540 He's not my twin. 1279 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,900 I got him, and what could he say for himself? 1280 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,531 (IMITATING GRUNTING) 1281 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,060 - (GRUNTS) - Shut up! Shut up in your face! 1282 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,044 Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed? 1283 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,700 Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates... 1284 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,980 I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger... 1285 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,580 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows... 1286 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,006 will get it! 1287 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,540 (WHISPERS) Dada. 1288 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:35,700 That's right. 1289 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,764 It compute with him. 1290 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,931 Dada. 1291 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,740 Damn it! 1292 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,780 (GRUNTING) 1293 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:47,860 Laaa. 1294 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,050 If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay? 1295 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,721 It's basically what I keep telling Nick. 1296 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,848 He just doesn't get it, you know? 1297 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,780 I mean, he's a smart kid... 1298 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,811 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have. 1299 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,340 I mean, get the degree, then take a break. 1300 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,420 Get the degree, then take a break. 1301 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,767 (SCREAMING) 1302 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,420 Laaa! Laaa, stop that! 1303 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:17,926 Stop it! 1304 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,081 Okay. 1305 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,645 (BOTH EXHALE) 1306 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,201 (ATTILA SCREAMING) 1307 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,060 What? Excuse me! Hey! 1308 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,900 Hi. Hey. Sorry. 1309 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,380 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun. 1310 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,980 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you. 1311 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,566 Now meet this hammer! 1312 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:01,891 Don't do that. 1313 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,900 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey. 1314 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,820 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process. 1315 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,420 Right? Okay, sorry. 1316 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,340 - Thank you. - You won't get away with this! 1317 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,500 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now! 1318 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,300 Boy with freckles, 1319 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,968 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey. 1320 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,245 I guess it's just parenting, you know? 1321 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,980 And he comes from a divorced family... 1322 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,860 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me... 1323 01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,700 and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or... 1324 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:35,860 I get it. 1325 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,180 I wasn't there a lot of the time. 1326 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,460 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt... 1327 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,180 and taking it out on him in ways... 1328 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,060 that I'm not even aware of. 1329 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,521 (GRUNTING) 1330 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,161 What? 1331 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,000 Door. 1332 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,641 Head. 1333 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,300 Okay, I... 1334 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:56,540 (GRUNTS) 1335 01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,046 (YELLS) 1336 01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,760 Open... 1337 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,620 head. 1338 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,380 Open your mind! 1339 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,140 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right. 1340 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,380 That's the challenge. 1341 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,900 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do. 1342 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,740 I keep looking at him through the lens of how my parents raised me... 1343 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,060 when, in reality, he's his own person. 1344 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,380 And, yeah, we share the same DNA... 1345 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,060 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was. 1346 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,900 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history... 1347 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,060 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make... 1348 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,780 to become the person that he's meant to be. 1349 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,081 (GRUNTS) 1350 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,380 Oh! 1351 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,900 Open the door with your head. 1352 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,020 Yes! 1353 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,243 - Good, Laaa. Let's go! - Ah! 1354 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,580 - Everybody okay? - Yes, Lawrence. 1355 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,940 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth. 1356 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,660 I don't know how long it will hold her, though. 1357 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,900 We gotta find Lancelot... 1358 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,884 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out. 1359 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,481 (GRUNTS) 1360 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,900 Yeah. Laaa, okay. 1361 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,690 You know what you have to do? 1362 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,020 Stay! 1363 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,940 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there. 1364 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,940 - Stay! - Good! Go! 1365 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,685 Dada say, "Stay"! 1366 01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:58,940 TEDDY: Lawrence! 1367 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,260 I can't move my arms. 1368 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,460 We're becoming less useful by the minute. 1369 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:03,540 (ATTILA GROANING) 1370 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,841 Whoa, whoa! 1371 01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,925 Come on, big guy. 1372 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,206 What? You okay there? Huh? 1373 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,340 Something's up with your eye, but... 1374 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,926 (SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 1375 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,700 I don't know. It's just kind of going... 1376 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,365 (CONTINUES) 1377 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,764 - You gotta relax, okay? - (SHOUTING) 1378 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,620 Calm down! 1379 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,140 Attila! Attila! 1380 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,441 - Hey! - Oh! 1381 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,609 Attila doesn't hyperventilate. 1382 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:28,940 (REPEATING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 1383 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,287 You pillage! 1384 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,684 - You plunder! - (MUTTERING) 1385 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,300 You don't freak out. 1386 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,900 - Okay? - (AGREEING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 1387 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,580 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city. 1388 01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,530 He could be literally anywhere by now. 1389 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,921 We'll find him. 1390 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,361 We have to. 1391 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,486 I'm coming, my love. 1392 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,500 (ROARING) 1393 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,801 MAN: Blimey! 1394 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,340 He came this way... 1395 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,340 traveling 4 leagues per hour. 1396 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,085 - (LIONS ROARING) - (WOMEN SHRIEKING) 1397 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:23,980 No! 1398 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,282 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence. 1399 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,404 JEDEDIAH: Gigantor, get your flashlight out! 1400 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,689 These cats want to play! 1401 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,402 Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy! 1402 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,321 (JEDEDIAH LAUGHS) 1403 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,780 Well played, sir. 1404 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,320 Run! 1405 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,922 Where the devil could Lancelot be? 1406 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,801 LARRY: Come on! 1407 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,660 You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man! 1408 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,220 What are you staring at? Stop looking at me! 1409 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,540 Have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before... 1410 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,580 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much? 1411 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,340 I know what you're playing at... 1412 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,847 and it ain't working. 1413 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,365 Not working. 1414 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,488 Wait, it is kind of working. 1415 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,722 What have they done to Camelot? 1416 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:50,330 HUGH JACKMAN: (SINGING) In short, there's simply not 1417 01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,410 A more congenial spot 1418 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,460 For happily ever-aftering 1419 01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,220 Than here in... 1420 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,601 - Camelot - At long last! 1421 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,380 - Guinevere, my love. - Hi. 1422 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:07,047 Can I help you, mate? 1423 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,361 It is I... 1424 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,780 Sir Lancelot. 1425 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,620 I have fulfilled my quest. 1426 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,260 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1427 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,460 I'm not actually Guinevere. 1428 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,900 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused. 1429 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,900 - Maybe you saw me on stage... - Your voice is like music... 1430 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,820 but I have no idea what you're saying. 1431 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,380 Okay. Hey. 1432 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,940 Hey, man. (SNAPS FINGERS) 1433 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,446 Hey, buddy. Um... 1434 01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:30,740 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor. 1435 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,740 Okay? So am I. 1436 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:33,980 An actor? 1437 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,140 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1438 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,500 You know? 1439 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,660 Do the crown. 1440 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,700 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman. 1441 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,490 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1442 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,340 It was the crown. 1443 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,641 I know, the whole... 1444 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,740 Huge Ackman? 1445 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,340 - Uh... - That's a ridiculous name! 1446 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,660 It doesn't even sound real! 1447 01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,180 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur. 1448 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,660 No, it's Hugh Jackman. 1449 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,940 I, on the other hand... 1450 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,660 carry the treasure you sought... 1451 01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,246 - but could never find. - (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1452 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,860 Behold the key to life everlasting! 1453 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,460 Okay, I love the costume... 1454 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,660 I love the enthusiasm... 1455 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,540 but you're gonna have to get off stage now. 1456 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,860 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot. 1457 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,060 Yes! 1458 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,260 Very good. 1459 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,289 Shame on you, Arthur! 1460 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,740 You don't deserve your crown, and you don't deserve your queen! 1461 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,041 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1462 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,820 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade... 1463 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,020 Huge Ackman! 1464 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,700 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend. 1465 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,365 See, just... 1466 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,611 Well, that's not real. 1467 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,684 None of it is. 1468 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,820 It's not real. 1469 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,020 It was a good performance. 1470 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,860 - We were right in there. - You were tonight. 1471 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,180 But it's not real-real. 1472 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,811 It's not real. 1473 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,125 Not real? 1474 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,580 Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot? 1475 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,740 (SHOUTING ANGRILY) 1476 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,161 And for what? For nothing! 1477 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,011 - (AUDIENCE SCREAMS) - Jeez! 1478 01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:06,740 Nothing! 1479 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,691 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and... 1480 01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:13,765 (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1481 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,041 What's up? 1482 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,247 We're just as God made us. 1483 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,060 Why don't you take a picture? 1484 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,885 It'll last longer. 1485 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:33,340 (CONTINUES SHOUTING) 1486 01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:35,580 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough. 1487 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,540 Get off the stage right now! 1488 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,500 Stay back! You don't scare me... 1489 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,620 Huge Ackman. 1490 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,460 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right? 1491 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,380 If we go, I will break you. 1492 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:47,140 Come on! 1493 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,771 (GROWLING) 1494 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,740 What is that? 1495 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,900 What are you doing? 1496 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,340 He's doing his Wolverine thing. 1497 01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:55,420 - Yeah. - (IMITATING GROWL) 1498 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,900 - Yeah. - You know? 1499 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,780 It's better with the claws and no shirt. 1500 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,081 Fair. 1501 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,460 Lancelot! 1502 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,921 Lancelot! 1503 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,660 MAN: Oi, mate! 1504 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,380 Hey, buddy, that's not an exit! 1505 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,980 HUGH JACKMAN: Yeah, come on up. 1506 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,580 Yep. Come on up! 1507 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,780 Oh, monkeys. Terrific. 1508 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,140 I love the costumes. 1509 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:21,420 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man. 1510 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:22,801 Thanks, buddy. 1511 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,928 - He recognized you. - Yeah, that was awesome. 1512 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,300 Hey! Give me the tablet! 1513 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,443 Stay back! Stay back. 1514 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,900 - Stand back! - Whoa! 1515 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,281 Back! 1516 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,041 What? 1517 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,660 - (GROANING) - Your, uh... 1518 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:38,820 Your nose, it's... 1519 01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:40,340 What about my nose? 1520 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,780 Your nose is dripping. 1521 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:42,980 - What? - It's melting. 1522 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,805 From the fire. 1523 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,651 (SCREAMING) 1524 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,720 Okay. 1525 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:51,940 How bad is it? 1526 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,500 It is not great. 1527 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,860 But I'm Lancelot! 1528 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,020 There never was a Lancelot! 1529 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,300 Lancelot is a legend. 1530 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,020 You're not real. 1531 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,180 I don't understand! 1532 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,540 I know it's a lot to take in, but please, just give me the tablet. 1533 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,860 Oh, and then what? Back to the museum? 1534 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,300 Stand there as little children ogle and point? 1535 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,681 And learn. 1536 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,140 And get inspired to do great things. 1537 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,220 There are far less noble fates, my friend. 1538 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,860 Not for me, there aren't! 1539 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,820 If there is no Camelot... 1540 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,380 there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot... 1541 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,700 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax. 1542 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,300 Stop looking at my nose! 1543 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,011 - I wasn't looking at it. - You were, I saw you. 1544 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,900 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring. 1545 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,140 - I wasn't like that. - You were! 1546 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,220 Don't look at it! 1547 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,340 It really is hard not to look at. 1548 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,369 Yes, he is. 1549 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,060 Ah! 1550 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,220 - I didn't. - I saw you! 1551 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,380 No, I'm looking at your eyes. 1552 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,980 - Monkey, stop it! - (CHATTERING) 1553 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,860 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet. 1554 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,140 If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't... 1555 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:45,380 Do not look at my nose! 1556 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:46,900 - Give me the tablet. - Look away. 1557 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,580 - Give me the tablet. - How hard could it be not to look at my nose? 1558 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,180 I'm not gonna look at your nose. 1559 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,420 I can't help it! 1560 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,801 Look to the heavens! 1561 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,740 (WHISPERS) It's disgusting. 1562 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:58,420 Yet, he's still handsome. 1563 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:03,726 No one shall look at, or mention, my nose from this moment forward! 1564 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,580 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about. 1565 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,291 (ATTILA SHOUTING) 1566 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,447 Lawrence. 1567 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,401 Oh, Teddy! 1568 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:21,841 Larry. 1569 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,889 We've run out of time. 1570 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,620 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces. 1571 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,780 Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die! 1572 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,860 You too! 1573 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,891 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in. 1574 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,100 (SHRIEKING) 1575 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,447 Dad! 1576 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,566 Dexter, what is it? 1577 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,881 You all right? 1578 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,001 Hey. 1579 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,620 Hey, man, you okay? 1580 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:50,524 Hey, look at me. 1581 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,820 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead. 1582 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,690 Go ahead, slap me in the face. 1583 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,241 Dex? 1584 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,127 Dexter? 1585 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,601 Dexter? 1586 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:12,820 Oh! No, no. No. 1587 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,340 Dexter? No, no. Come on, man! 1588 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,244 Dad, he's gone. 1589 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,962 I'll take that hand now. 1590 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,320 I understand now. 1591 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,020 The monkey was the quest. 1592 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,084 It was never about the tablet. 1593 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,651 It was about them. 1594 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,640 Forgive me. 1595 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,643 It is I who have been the fool. 1596 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:14,691 (GASPS) 1597 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,580 We're back, baby! 1598 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:18,881 Lawrence! 1599 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,580 Whoa! 1600 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:22,820 Hey! 1601 01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,220 Welcome back, buddy. 1602 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:25,681 (WHIMPERS) 1603 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,006 Hey. 1604 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:30,500 OCTAVIUS: Well done, Larry! 1605 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,340 There he is. That's our guy. 1606 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:33,846 Come here! 1607 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,900 Here's your tablet. 1608 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,220 OCTAVIUS: It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah? 1609 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:40,010 JEDEDIAH: Boy, you said it! 1610 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,970 Hey. Thank you. 1611 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,251 How do I look? 1612 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,924 You look like Lancelot. 1613 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,607 Well done, my child. 1614 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,241 Thank you... 1615 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,281 for bringing my son home safely. 1616 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,609 It's a strange thing... 1617 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,380 seeing your boy become a man. 1618 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,060 There were lions chasing us. 1619 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,361 Hmm. 1620 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,125 Yeah, it's crazy. 1621 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:45,300 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park... 1622 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:49,571 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza. 1623 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,442 You've served my family well. 1624 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,940 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches. 1625 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,460 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed... 1626 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,491 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars. 1627 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,441 Thank you. 1628 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,406 SACAJAWEA: It's the right thing to do. 1629 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,180 TEDDY: Then we're agreed. 1630 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,500 Lawrence... 1631 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:14,740 may I have a word? 1632 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,140 Yeah. 1633 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,500 The others and I have been talking. 1634 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,282 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family. 1635 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:23,801 He must remain here. 1636 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,460 And the tablet should stay here as well, son. 1637 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,604 This is where it belongs, Gigantor. 1638 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,445 Yeah, but it... 1639 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,260 That means you guys would have to stay. 1640 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,780 We belong in New York. 1641 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,811 (ATTILA SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT) 1642 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,620 Yeah, but if you... 1643 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,809 If you guys go, then you... 1644 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,449 you won't be alive after tonight. 1645 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,460 We're museum exhibits, Laredo. 1646 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,841 It's what we are. 1647 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:54,483 Folks come to look at us, maybe learn a little something. 1648 01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,684 That's alive, man. 1649 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,380 But I'm... 1650 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:00,140 I'm supposed to take care of you guys. 1651 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,680 And you have. 1652 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:04,444 It's okay, Lawrence. 1653 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,326 We're ready. 1654 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,525 I'm not. 1655 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,485 Let us go, son. 1656 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,967 Okay. 1657 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:28,409 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry... 1658 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,049 Guardian of Brooklyn. 1659 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,420 Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight... 1660 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,060 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up. 1661 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,725 Yeah, okay. 1662 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,049 Let's go home. 1663 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:46,780 Whoa! 1664 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,100 It's all right, Larry. 1665 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,100 We've reached something of an understanding. 1666 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,721 - Really? - Trixey, sit. 1667 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,380 Wow! That's really good. 1668 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:56,900 Good job, Lance. 1669 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,247 Thanks. 1670 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,886 Trixey, behave. 1671 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,247 Good girl. 1672 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:06,921 Steady. 1673 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,380 TILLY: He never even listens to me. 1674 01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:12,820 But you... 1675 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,100 I just feel like you really listen to me. 1676 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,180 (LAAA GRUNTING) 1677 01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,610 It's like our hearts are in perfect sync with each other right now. 1678 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:23,260 - Um... (CLEARS THROAT) - Do you feel what... 1679 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,460 - Oh. - Hi. 1680 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,524 Sorry to interrupt whatever... 1681 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,700 is happening. 1682 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,765 Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on. 1683 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,500 What? No. 1684 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,060 No! Laaa, stay! 1685 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,980 I know this sounds crazy... 1686 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,601 but you and I could make a life together here in England. 1687 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:43,170 (GRUNTS ANGRILY) 1688 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,281 Whoa! 1689 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,521 Wow. Okay. Um... 1690 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,769 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1691 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,004 I will never forget you. 1692 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,411 (REPEATING INDISTINCTLY) 1693 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:16,648 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met. 1694 01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,168 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1695 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,740 Keep the scrunchies. 1696 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,486 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go. 1697 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,041 Come on. 1698 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,091 I won't say anything if you won't. 1699 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,208 Oh, I know you hate this job and everything, but tomorrow night... 1700 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,889 best job ever. 1701 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,487 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1702 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,940 JEDEDIAH: Sure is quiet around here. 1703 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:28,449 OCTAVIUS: Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum. 1704 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,807 You know what I'm gonna remember most about you? 1705 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:33,400 What? 1706 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,248 How big you guys are. 1707 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:41,566 Come here. 1708 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,241 - (LAUGHS) - Come here. 1709 01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,684 Hold me. 1710 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,410 My... 1711 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,450 friend. 1712 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,684 You speak English? 1713 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:08,525 Okay. 1714 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,770 Hey, listen. Um... 1715 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,444 Up there on the roof, when... 1716 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,771 - When you almost... - (CHATTERING) 1717 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,170 Yeah. 1718 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,260 I just want you to know... 1719 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,540 I really changed my perspective on everything. 1720 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,683 I know we have a weird... 1721 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:42,681 We have this dynamic, we have this tension. 1722 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,420 Back and forth. 1723 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,529 I mean, games, right? You know? 1724 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:51,961 Roles that we put ourselves into, but why does it have to be that way? 1725 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,660 I feel like there's always been a mutual 1726 01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:56,645 sort of respect for each other. 1727 01:23:58,360 --> 01:23:59,891 Anyway. 1728 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,209 I'll miss you, you know? 1729 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,460 (CHATTERING) 1730 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:06,700 Okay. It's all right. 1731 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,889 Go ahead. One last slap. 1732 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,923 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too. 1733 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,201 (MOUTHING) Thank you. 1734 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,580 Who would have ever thought? 1735 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,804 I'm wax, she's polyurethane. 1736 01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,122 But somehow, it worked. (CHUCKLES) 1737 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,247 (SIGHS) 1738 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,580 I guess this is it. 1739 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:14,940 Indeed. 1740 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,403 And I know young Nick will do great things. 1741 01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:20,285 Yeah, he's, uh... 1742 01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:24,180 ready to take on the world all by himself. 1743 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,403 Then you've done your job. 1744 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,163 You've done your job. 1745 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,688 It's time for your next adventure. 1746 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,483 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow. 1747 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,082 How exciting. 1748 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:48,125 Bye, Teddy. 1749 01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,449 Farewell, Lawrence. 1750 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,500 - Bully! - (SCREAMS) 1751 01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,609 (LAUGHING) Got you! 1752 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,963 Smile, my boy. 1753 01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,289 It's sunrise. 1754 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,380 - Hey. - Hey. You good? 1755 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,047 - Yeah, I am. - Good. 1756 01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,961 So, Ibiza? 1757 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,041 Yeah. Uh... 1758 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,410 The whole DJ thing, Dad... 1759 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,500 I don't know if that's the thing for me... 1760 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,700 I just know that it's the next thing. 1761 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,620 After that, maybe college. 1762 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:55,481 I'm figuring it all out, you know? 1763 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,161 Sounds like a plan. 1764 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,540 I should get back to Mom's, or something. 1765 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,171 Okay. 1766 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,721 I love you. 1767 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,010 I love you, too. 1768 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:10,681 All right. 1769 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,540 I'm not gonna let you go. 1770 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,002 (CHUCKLES) Okay. I'll see you later. 1771 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,580 DR. McPHEE: Three years, no Larry Daley. 1772 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:05,260 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back. 1773 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:09,260 I heard he went back to school, got his degree, became a teacher. 1774 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:10,420 I'm very glad. 1775 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:13,540 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition... 1776 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,923 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally. 1777 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:23,020 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet. 1778 01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:25,460 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales. 1779 01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:27,524 Larry said you could be trusted. 1780 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,605 What do you mean? 1781 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,765 (WHISPERING) With the top secret knowledge. 1782 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,921 What are you doing? 1783 01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,020 - I'm winking. - You're blinking. 1784 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,020 No, I wink with both eyes. 1785 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,180 That's blinking. 1786 01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:44,380 It doesn't matter, because right now... 1787 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:45,980 you better get ready! 1788 01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:47,486 For what? 1789 01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:50,601 For this. 1790 01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:00,361 It does glow. 1791 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,580 Uh-huh. 1792 01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:02,820 (CHEERING AND WHOOPING) 1793 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:04,804 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1794 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:11,527 Come on. 1795 01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:14,521 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1796 01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,460 Sorry. 1797 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,140 Go ahead. 1798 01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:02,885 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum. 1799 01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:07,965 (CHATTERING) 1800 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,405 Ah! 1801 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,100 Stay! 1802 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:45,890 I'm not going anywhere. 1803 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,340 Stay! 1804 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,085 I'm not going anywhere! 1805 01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:03,085 (SCRATCHING) 1805 01:31:04,305 --> 01:31:10,287 Craving big poker? 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