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Here comes the drain.
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- Thank you.
- For a blind guy,
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my dad was great at
navigating rough terrain.
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- Don't forget to warn me abou...
- Now.
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Thanks.
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There was only one real bump in his path...
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Looking good, babe.
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- Dad!
- Hey!
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Having a teenage daughter.
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Okay, Henry, next one.
Remember, first thought.
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What do you see? There
are no wrong answers.
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I see a bird...
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Who wishes his mom would leave him
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out of her cognitive-behavior homework.
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What's wrong, dude?
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Scared to look inside yourself?
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I see a man and a woman,
and they're totally, like...
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Not your card, Runyen.
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Hey, Katie.
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How goes game night at
Morgan's? Give me the deets.
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I need you to pick me up.
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Ooh, did Morgan and
Dustin get back together?
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Are you feeling a little third wheel-y?
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Not exactly.
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I just don't understand why we can't go.
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The cops are breaking
it up. It must be epic.
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Again, Runyen, I'm gonna ask you to zip it.
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If their dad finds out,
he might go into a rage.
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So just be cool, and
everything will be fine.
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Yeah, it's not gonna be fine.
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The thing about my family is
they are totally predictable.
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Mel. Where are you going?
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You cut the pizza party
short to stand outside my door
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talking for the last three minutes.
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Something is up. You'll
brief me in the car.
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Let's do this.
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Like I said, predictable.
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Okay, now, Mel, let's just
wait and hear the whole story.
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I'm caught up. You two stay in the car.
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Oh, Mel, baby, come on!
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I'm sorry, man.
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What are you talking about?
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This is our first high-school party.
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I mean, we're watching behind glass,
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but I'm still counting it.
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I'm sure Katie can explain this.
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And you think she'll tell the truth?
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- Yes. I trust our daughter.
- Oh, and I don't?
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I don't, actually.
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Game night, yeah.
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There's one game teenagers like to play,
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and the last round usually
involves peeing on a stick.
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This is nuts.
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Tomorrow night we're staying at your place.
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God, I hope they tase someone.
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I know what it looks
like, but I didn't drink.
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The only reason
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we left game night was
because Morgan found out
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that Dustin cheated on her.
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I knew it. Did I not call that?
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- Also not the point.
- Morgan.
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I knew that kid was trouble.
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Remember she wore lipstick
to preschool graduation.
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She was bummed, and she started drinking.
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Her, not me, and I
didn't want to leave her.
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And then I called you guys.
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Don't I get points for that?
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Sure. Yeah, I'll give
you ten points for that,
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bringing tonight's total to...
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Negative-7,000.
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- She left?
- Yep.
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And so did you. Okay.
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Forward.
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In every relationship, whether
it's with your daughter,
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your ex-wife, or your guide dog,
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there comes a point when
you have to learn to trust.
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Elvis, forward.
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For dad, he and Katie hadn't
reached that point yet.
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And neither had he and Elvis.
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Oh! I think your dad just got tased!
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I'm okay.
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No, he's up.
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Even if you didn't drink,
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your brain is basically drunk on hormones.
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You should be locked in your
room until you graduate college.
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- Okay, can I just say that...
- No.
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Look, go up to your room...
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- And let me talk to your dad.
- And while you're up there,
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don't do anything that
might bring the cops!
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Dude, this place is like a reality show.
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I just wish I could TiVo
the parts I'm not here for.
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Set your DVR, 'cause we're staying
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at your place tomorrow
night. I need a break.
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Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.
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Make it work. You're giving me one night.
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I mean, two years and
I've never been there.
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You think this place is bad?
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My place is a nightmare.
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I'm using mouthwash, and
there's alcohol in it!
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- Do you trust me to rinse?
- You say "rinse,"
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but you'll probably take it
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to some fake game night and
make mouthwash margaritas!
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Okay, I'll give you one night.
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How did you not see this coming?
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Morgan? A game night?
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The only game was fooling you
so they could go to that party.
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Look, you're probably right about Morgan,
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but I trust Katie.
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- You don't think she drank?
- She totally drank!
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- Runyen!
- Mel, baby, I'm on your side!
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She's a good kid. If she
says she didn't drink...
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Come on, Joyce.
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If we let this go, then the next
time the party could be here,
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although you, I guess, would love that.
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You'd be dancing by the
blender, making frozen daiquiris.
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Yeah, they'd be virgin daiquiris,
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and I would make all
sorts of fun appetizers,
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and the cops would come over
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just because they want to hang out.
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Yeah. Okay. You know what?
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This is why it's good that discipline
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is my department and not yours.
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No. Now it's our department.
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Now that we're separated,
I will parent as I see fit.
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And since it happened on my night,
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I will punish her accordingly.
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When she's at your house,
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you can sew a Scarlet "D" on her sweater,
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and, yes, I joined a book club.
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Fine. I guess we're done here.
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Come on, Elvis. Here, pup!
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Need a ride?
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Would you mind?
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So there are no wrong answers.
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Just tell me what you see
right when you look at it, okay?
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It's just that I'm not
really supposed to...
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a blob?
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A blob?
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No. You're suppo... okay,
no, let's just try again.
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Uh, a different blob.
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I'm sorry. Could you just...
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Okay, I feel like you're not even trying.
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Just give me one sec. Hey, Mel.
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Just calling to get the verdict
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in "pParents V. Only teen
ever to not drink at a party."
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Katie and I had a long powwow...
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Unbelievable. You're not punishing her.
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No. I am not.
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Clearly you have trust issues, Mel,
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because you didn't even
trust me to handle this.
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- Well, you didn't.
- I did.
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I talked to her.
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I assume the best, where
you assume the worst.
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I trust her, and trust is the water
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that allows her to grow.
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What, are you reading that off a mug?
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Forward, Elvis.
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Forward.
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Buddy, we walk this way every day.
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Come on.
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Would somebody in my
life please do what I...
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Hello? Mel?
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Joyce, upon further reflection,
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you may have a point about my trust issues.
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Okay.
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Little help?
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Blind guy in a hole!
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I'm telling you, dude...
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you don't want to sleep over here.
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Last chance to push the eject button.
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I already pushed it to eject from my house.
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- How bad can your family be?
- You're about to find out.
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Take off your shoes and
step into the freak show.
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Runyen's place was
nothing like I predicted.
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It was so much better.
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Hey, boys. Right on time.
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It's nice to finally meet you, Henry.
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I hope you're hungry.
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We're hungry. We're growing.
It's dinnertime. God!
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Hey! English!
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Yaya said you're handsome,
and then my mom agreed.
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They both love your hair.
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Henry, please sit. Eat.
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I'm sorry, dude. You asked for this.
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Save room for dessert.
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Don't get too excited. It's just doughnuts.
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"Just doughnuts" is gonna
put you through college.
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My parents own the donut
palace on Sepulveda.
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We take home whatever's left over.
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Those headphones alone
cost me 600 doughnuts.
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Are these real plates?
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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You want to binge-watch something?
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The DVR is 98% full, and
it's stressing me out.
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Oh, thanks, mom, but I'm going out.
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I have time for a few
rorschach cards, though.
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Oh, cool. That's great.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, nowhere, just gonna
spend the night at Morgan's,
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you know, probably catch
up on some homework.
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That one looks like a library.
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Morgan, as in "Morgan
who was drunkenly singing"
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Bohemian Rhapsody to the
cops last night" Morgan?
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Yeah. Her parents grounded her.
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So I have to go to her place.
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They don't get her like you get me.
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- Oh, I get you.
- Yeah.
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Wow. Her parents sound
rough, like a couple of Mels.
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Good luck with them tonight.
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Yeah, you know, actually,
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they're not gonna be home
'cause they have to work late,
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which, you know, thank God.
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Means we can do our homework in peace.
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- Yeah, hallelujah.
- Yeah.
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You know, we should, um, actually call dad.
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I mean, I'm totally cool with it,
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but we should run it by corporate.
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But do we have to on your night?
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It's probably best.
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But you know what?
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Let me ask him, and he'll know
it comes with my green light.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Mel.
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It's Joyce and Katie. Say hi.
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- Hey, dad.
- And, uh, she just asked
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if she could spend the night at Morgan's.
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Her parents won't be
there, which I'm cool with.
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But, um, we know your comfort
level isn't where mine is,
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so we just wanted to get your input.
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- Sounds okay to me.
- Sorry.
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- Thanks, dad.
- Wait. What?
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They're staying at Morgan's, right?
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Yep, promise.
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That's what they're saying.
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"They" being Katie and Morgan.
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- Morgan.
- Have fun, sweetie!
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Thanks, dad!
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Great. That's gre... that's great.
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You don't have to do this.
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I want to.
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Chores, structure, routine...
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I love it.
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English!
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She says your pants will
be ready in two minutes.
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Sweet.
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Yaya just saved you 25 doughnuts.
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Henry.
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It's warm.
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Seven seconds in a microwave.
I just changed your life.
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English!
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It's perfect here.
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I feel like at any point,
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your family's just gonna break into song.
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You have no idea what you just did.
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d 'Cause, baby, you're a firework d
257
00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:47,562
d come and show 'em what you're worth d
258
00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:51,033
d make 'em go, "oh, oh, oh" d
259
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:55,104
d as you shoot across the sky-y-y d
260
00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:58,073
Why didn't you tell her no?
261
00:10:58,107 --> 00:10:59,307
Who's this?
262
00:10:59,342 --> 00:11:01,509
You're the one that's
supposed to tell her no.
263
00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:02,945
I had a feeling you'd be stopping by
264
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:03,913
after our phone call.
265
00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,080
Come on in.
266
00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:08,216
Yes, after dropping Katie off at Morgan's,
267
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,285
although I should've just
driven her straight to Tijuana
268
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,653
and cut out the middleman.
269
00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:13,188
You know, I have a bottle
of wine I've been saving
270
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:15,658
for a victory in a big case, but honestly,
271
00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:19,028
me trusting Katie more than
you do is so much sweeter.
272
00:11:29,971 --> 00:11:32,240
Do you think Rachel
Federman stuffs her bra?
273
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,642
Totally, right?
274
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:36,711
I meant to talk to you about that.
275
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:45,388
Uh, dude...
276
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,088
What?
277
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,290
If this is your bed, I
can sleep in the other one.
278
00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:50,893
Oh, you're not gonna want to do that.
279
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,528
Why not?
280
00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:02,671
Good night, Yaya.
281
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:11,179
She sleeps in your room?
282
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:13,381
Technically, this is her room.
283
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:14,884
And you don't have to whisper.
284
00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:21,956
Thanks for sleeping over.
285
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,094
Sorry I was so weird about it.
286
00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:40,176
Ahh. That is nice.
287
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,543
You sure I can't get you a glass?
288
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:43,479
Of your "rub it in my face" wine?
289
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,914
No, thank you.
290
00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:49,618
So you fell into a hole, and
now you trust your daughter?
291
00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,120
Yeah, what can I tell you, Joyce?
292
00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:52,554
I learned how to trust.
293
00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,356
First my guide dog and then my daughter.
294
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,292
As a wise mug once said,
295
00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:59,028
"trust is the water
that allows her to grow."
296
00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:01,230
Good wine, right?
297
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,099
What happened to you in that hole?
298
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,033
I'm gonna get you your own glass.
299
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,601
I know where both my kids are, Joyce,
300
00:13:06,635 --> 00:13:07,736
and they are totally fine.
301
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,672
Katie's with Morgan... totally fine.
302
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,274
Henry's with Runyen... totally fine.
303
00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:24,953
Oh, God.
304
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,584
I wish I'd had more than three sips
305
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:43,453
so I could blame what I'm
about to say on the wine.
306
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,855
But you're right.
307
00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:47,591
Our kids are smart. We have to trust them.
308
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,595
So glad you're finally
seeing things my way,
309
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:54,298
which, of course, is
your fake way from before.
310
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:55,600
To trust.
311
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,801
Okay.
312
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,270
Katie is headed south
313
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,273
on Grandview Avenue.
314
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:03,740
Is that your phone?
315
00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:05,342
Uh, I don't know. I didn't hear anything.
316
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,245
Katie is headed southwest...
317
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,782
Are you tracking Katie on your phone?
318
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,650
Tracking who on my what? No, I'm...
319
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,385
- No. Elvis, find my phone.
- Oh, my God.
320
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,888
Elvis, fetch phone. Fetch phone!
321
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,423
Katie is headed south...
322
00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:23,931
Katie is continuing on...
323
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,732
So the whole time you
were sitting here gloating,
324
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,534
you were tracking her.
325
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,168
Yes, and because of that,
we now know that Katie
326
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:32,373
is not where she said she would
be, and we know where she is.
327
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:34,741
You're welcome.
328
00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:36,876
It feels like you're giving me a mean look,
329
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:39,980
when Katie's the one
who did something wrong.
330
00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:41,749
You're still glaring at me, aren't you?
331
00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,149
Oh, yeah.
332
00:14:43,184 --> 00:14:45,351
Straight to voice mail.
333
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,620
They'll make an app that'll
let you stalk your daughter,
334
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,123
but not one that'll make her pick up.
335
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,356
"Stalk." Joyce, come on,
336
00:14:50,392 --> 00:14:52,058
it's just a way for me to keep track of her
337
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,094
that she does not need to know about.
338
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:55,261
It's perfectly innocent.
339
00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:57,096
- It's creepy.
- How is it creepy?
340
00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:58,865
Joyce is headed north...
341
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:02,336
- Are you... what the...
- Mute. Siri, go to mute.
342
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,638
- Ha!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
343
00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:06,072
I get that you're mad.
344
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,142
But believe me, if you ever get
kidnapped, you will thank me.
345
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,644
May I have my phone back, please,
346
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,644
so we can find our daughter?
347
00:15:17,474 --> 00:15:19,307
Who throws a phone out of a moving car?
348
00:15:19,341 --> 00:15:23,144
Who tracks their family
like they're on house arrest?
349
00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:25,880
The stricter you are, Mel,
the more she's going to rebel.
350
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:27,682
And if something really goes wrong,
351
00:15:27,716 --> 00:15:29,985
she's going to be afraid to come to us.
352
00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:32,520
I'm just trying to keep an
open line of communication.
353
00:15:32,554 --> 00:15:34,789
Well, the last thing
she openly communicated
354
00:15:34,823 --> 00:15:38,092
was that she was gonna be
studying at Morgan's house.
355
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:39,360
How's that working out?
356
00:15:39,395 --> 00:15:40,796
Katie is headed north...
357
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,163
- One o'clock.
- Got it!
358
00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,328
Now do you see why I didn't
want you to meet my family?
359
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:04,666
Hey. My family's a circus
with a blind ringmaster.
360
00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,802
Somehow we both managed to turn out normal.
361
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:14,143
We're normal, right?
362
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,148
Why is your hand not on the wheel, Joyce?
363
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:20,182
I have a hand on the wheel.
364
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:21,750
I need to see where to turn, Mel!
365
00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:23,451
Well, you need to see the
road, for crying out loud.
366
00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:25,120
We have two good eyes in this car.
367
00:16:25,154 --> 00:16:26,654
I have two, yes, and one is here.
368
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,224
- No, you may not see the phone.
- Melvin Fisher!
369
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,893
I'm not showing you the
phone until you pull over.
370
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,427
I'm not pulling over!
We need to get to Katie!
371
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:33,495
Pull over if you want to see the phone!
372
00:16:33,529 --> 00:16:34,962
- I'm not pulling over!
- Pull over!
373
00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:38,366
All right, I'll pull over.
374
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:43,298
Okay, don't panic. I'll handle this.
375
00:16:43,332 --> 00:16:44,566
Nope. I got it.
376
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,402
When it comes to tickets,
I know exactly what to do.
377
00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,636
Hello, sir.
378
00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,338
I'm a woman.
379
00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:54,076
I didn't mean "sir" in a guy kind of way.
380
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:57,078
I meant, like, offi-cer.
381
00:16:57,113 --> 00:17:00,414
Good save. License and registration.
382
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,750
Okay, officer, here's the deal.
383
00:17:01,783 --> 00:17:03,118
- Okay, Mel, I got it.
- No, no.
384
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,619
Our daughter is missing. Well, not missing.
385
00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:06,555
But she's not where she's supposed to be,
386
00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,056
and we don't know if she
went to get drugs or...
387
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,557
Drugs? I was thinking sex.
388
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:12,326
I hadn't even thought of sex.
What if it's sex and drugs?
389
00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:16,064
Katie is turning left on south...
390
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:18,266
She's supposed to be at my house,
391
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,867
because I should have done the right thing
392
00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,236
and told her she couldn't go to Morgan's,
393
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,438
but now the delinquent lush
Morgan's probably got her
394
00:17:23,472 --> 00:17:25,807
on some fraternity booze cruise right now,
395
00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:27,308
and it's all my fault.
396
00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:29,778
Joyce, it's okay. We're...
we're figuring it out.
397
00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:32,079
Officer, look, just give
her a ticket or don't.
398
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,016
- Wait. What?
- Do what you got to do,
399
00:17:34,049 --> 00:17:36,317
but we need to get out of here, like, now.
400
00:17:36,352 --> 00:17:38,787
This Morgan sounds like a real nightmare.
401
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:40,122
Get out of here.
402
00:17:40,155 --> 00:17:41,589
Thank you, offic...
403
00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:42,891
They got off at three.
404
00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:44,593
Katie and the drug man are on three.
405
00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:46,728
Oh, my heart is pounding.
I can't calm down.
406
00:17:46,762 --> 00:17:49,431
It would be 1,000 times worse
if you had seen the lobby.
407
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:50,565
My nose saw it.
408
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:52,299
Wow.
409
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:54,102
We've talked more about how to handle Katie
410
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,704
in the last two days than we
ever did when we were married.
411
00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,839
Yeah, now that we're apart,
we make a pretty great team.
412
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,308
I need to be a little more like you
413
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:03,711
and not afraid to crack down.
414
00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:08,517
And now you say something, Mel.
415
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,653
I... I... yeah, I need to be a little...
416
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:13,855
less like me.
417
00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:17,092
Katie!
418
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,095
Don't go in there. Hugs, not drugs.
419
00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:21,930
But nothing more than hugs.
420
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:23,765
What are you guys doing here?
421
00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,032
We can discuss that later.
422
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,969
Katie, we need to talk
about your behavior lately.
423
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,671
But this is not about punishment.
424
00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,640
We just... we want you to be okay.
425
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:32,606
I'm fine.
426
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:33,976
Oh, good.
427
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,242
Now it's about punishment.
428
00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:37,278
How did you even know where I w...
429
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:40,348
Katie has arrived at 91...
430
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,415
You're tracking me?
431
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:45,554
Mm, not you, actually. Your... your phone.
432
00:18:45,587 --> 00:18:46,755
Katie, if we weren't tracking you,
433
00:18:46,788 --> 00:18:48,190
how would we have stopped you
434
00:18:48,223 --> 00:18:50,692
from going into the evil
drug man's apartment?
435
00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:53,060
Is that him? Is that the drug man?
436
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:56,865
Um, Mel, baby, you okay?
437
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:01,036
You must be Runyen's parents.
438
00:19:01,069 --> 00:19:03,171
Whoa! How fun is this?
439
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,574
It is so nice to finally meet you.
440
00:19:05,607 --> 00:19:07,041
Boy, Runyen is a delightful kid.
441
00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,442
- I'm Joyce.
- He's... he's a...
442
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,345
We've been meaning to
have you over for lunch...
443
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,613
He's sharp as a tack.
444
00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:12,881
- He's very polite.
- Or brunch or...
445
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:15,517
- Delightful.
- "Food in the day" thing.
446
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:16,550
I'm Mel.
447
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,619
Henry had a hard time sleeping,
448
00:19:18,654 --> 00:19:20,055
and he wanted to go home.
449
00:19:20,088 --> 00:19:22,257
So I called Katie to come get me.
450
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:26,361
Oh, so you only left Morgan's because...
451
00:19:26,395 --> 00:19:27,561
Yep.
452
00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:28,997
You were gonna bring him...
453
00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:31,465
He didn't want you guys
to show up and make a scene
454
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,268
like you did last night.
455
00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:36,104
And yet, here you are.
456
00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:43,144
He's the easier one.
457
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,616
I was happy to be back
458
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,417
in the predictable
weirdness that was my family.
459
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,987
- Kitty-Kat...
- Katie, sweetie...
460
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,387
Nope.
461
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,155
That night taught me that
if someone's predictable,
462
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,692
it also means, in a weird way...
463
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,527
you can depend on them...
464
00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:01,467
And trust that they can
take care of themselves.
465
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,768
Or you.
466
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,502
Good boy.
467
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,471
Oh, sure, Katie was upset at first,
468
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,874
but it didn't last the
way I would've predicted...
469
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,077
You know they just did that because they...
470
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,346
Oh, I know.
471
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,382
And you know I have to milk
this for a little while.
472
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,250
Makes sense.
473
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,251
- I'm gonna go order pizza.
- Okay.
474
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,920
Because that night she learned
475
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,933
that even with all the stuff
mom and dad were going through,
476
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,278
Is that too much?
477
00:20:34,311 --> 00:20:37,114
- Seemed right.
- Okay.
478
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:44,115
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