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TED:
Kids, about eight months
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into Aunt Lily and
Uncle Marshall's engagement,
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there occurred
a game-changing emergency.
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Van Smoot is available.
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Oh, my God!
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Van Smoot House
was a gorgeous mansion
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right on the Hudson River.
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It had everything Marshall and
Lily wanted for their wedding,
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but it was never available.
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And then, suddenly, it was.
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There was a cancellation
two months from now.
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You want to have our wedding
in two months?
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No. It's impossible.
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It's Van Smoot, Lily.
It's the dream!
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No, there's just
not enough time.
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There's no way...
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Oh! Mini-vomit.
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Okay, look, look, look.
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I know that it's sudden,
but check it.
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If we don't take this,
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guess who's on their way
with a deposit check.
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Todd and Valerie?
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When you're planning a wedding,
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there's always one couple
with similar taste
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that seems to be
one step ahead of you.
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Todd and Valerie
were that couple.
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We got to make a decision.
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Todd and Valerie are in motion.
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Van Smoot!
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Oh! Kids, color!
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Come on, baby.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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( all scream )
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Hello,
Marshall.
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Lily.
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Todd.
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Valerie.
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Stairs.
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I can't believe it.
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We got
Van Smoot House.
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It is on. It is on!
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Like the former Soviet
Republic of Azerbaijan.
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What?
You're a wonder.
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Wow! You guys are getting
married in two months.
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How are you going
to get everything done?
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Division of labor.
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Everyone's got
a job to do,
so listen up.
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Okay, Robin, you and Ted
go to the florist.
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Robin had been mad at me
since the night
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I slightly exaggeratedmy
not-having-a-girlfriend-ness.
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Was it...?
It was your girlfriend.
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You might want
to call her back.
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Or, actually,
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Robin, why don't you
go to the florist?
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And, Ted,
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I could use your keen
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architectural eye on...
on the invitations.
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Wow. That was really
awkward, Lil.
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And still. It's still
really awkward right now.
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Hey, what about me?
What's my job?
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What do I get to do?
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Okay, your job
is very simple.
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At the wedding, do not
sleep with anyone
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even remotely
related to me.
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( chuckles )
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Lil, you know
I can't promise that.
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Shh! Shh!
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Look how cute
she looks.
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All tuckered out.
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( whispering ):
Hey, babe.
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Hey, little one.
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Hey, little sparrow.
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Crap! Band!
We forgot a band!
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It's just gonna be
silence and then people chewing.
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Shh! Shh! Baby,
don't worry about it.
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I called The 88!
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Who?
The 88.
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They're this awesome band.
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They played my
law review party.
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They were found guilty.
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On three counts
of rocking.
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I saw them two months ago
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at my cousin Bonzo's
wedding, they were great.
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John "Bonzo" Bonham
from Led Zeppelin?
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Yes, Lily, my cousin,
the drummer from Led Zeppelin,
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who died in 1980,
got married two months ago.
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Look, I... I can't sign off
on a band I've never even seen.
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We... we don't even know
if they can play our song.
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They're... they're going to have
to come over here and audition.
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Baby, The 88
don't audition.
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They're, like, the Wiggles
of wedding bands.
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Well, then... I have to say no.
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Baby, they're only
holding the date until Monday.
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Well... well, are they
playing anywhere this weekend?
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Let me check their Web site.
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What?
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Lily, you're being
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a wee bit intense
about this band thing.
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Intense? I have
a wedding to plan
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in nine weeks for 200 people.
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Even if a dinosaur
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should poke his head
out of my butt
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and consume
this coffee table,
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I need you
to roll with it, okay?
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Wow.
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Guys!
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I just tasted
an amazing caterer.
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We already have a caterer.
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Oh, right.
You're getting married.
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You see what
I did there?
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Took a...
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It looks like
The 88 are playing
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at a high school prom
in New Jersey tomorrow.
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A prom?
Can... can we go to that?
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Yeah, we'll just
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call the high school,
they'll let us
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stand in the back
and watch.
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Yeah. No, they won't.
Why not?
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'Cause it turns out
we're not in high school.
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No sweat, we'll
just sneak in.
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We're not sneaking in
to a high schoolprom.
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Yes, we are.
It's the only way.
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You're getting
on board
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with Barney's idea?
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Man, you really have snapped.
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It's nine weeks
till the wedding.
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At this point, I'd say yes
to just about anything.
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Well...
No, Barney.
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TED:
And so Aunt Lily hatched a plan
to crash a prom.
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I'll go with you.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I never got
to go to my prom.
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We always had field hockey
nationals in the spring.
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( coughs )
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Lesbian.
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The cough is supposed
to cover the "lesbian."
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No, I'm trying
to start a thing
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where the cough
is separate.
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Do you think we
look young enough
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to blend in at
a high school?
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Please, I'm ageless,
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Scherbotsky just needs
a good night's sleep,
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and you've got "statutory"
written all over your body.
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Hey, why don't we all go?
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I don't know-- more people
might be harder to sneak in.
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We don't want
to mess things up for Lily.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Besides, Marshall and I have
been planning
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on having a guy's night out
before the wedding.
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Why don't we just make it
tomorrow night?
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Sounds awesome.
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We should go out
and just get freakin' weird.
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Yeah.
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'Cause, you know, you be
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a bad, bad man,
and I be an outlaw.
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What?
( trilling
high-pitched noises )
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BARNEY:
Wow.
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Hey, Thelma, Louise,
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y'all don't drive off
no cliffs now, ya hear?
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Lame!
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But seriously,
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leave me a message,
and we'll meet up later.
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All right, what
do you think?
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Horrible.
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You're gonna make
such a great dad.
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You look so classy and nice.
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You're going to stick out
like a sore thumb.
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Have you seen
how the kids
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are dressing these days,
with the Ashlee
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and the Lindsay and the Paris?
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They all dress
like strippers.
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It's go ho or go home.
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Well, we have
to get in.
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I have
to see this band,
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'cause we have to make
a decision by Monday,
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'cause I'm getting
married in 71 days,
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and we still
don't have...
Shh.
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Sweetie, just focus on
one thing at a time, okay?
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Right now, you just
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have to dress like
a whore and that's it.
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All right.
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That's the spirit.
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Now, ladies, slut up!
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( chuckles )
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I never thought
this would be a bad thing,
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but my wardrobe
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just isn't slutty enough.
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I didn't know I still had this.
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What?
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The dress I wore
to my actual prom.
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Dude, you are the hottest girl
at this prom, and not like
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in a corporate, plastic way.
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Like, truly, truly hot.
Like a hot soul.
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Aw, you look great,
too, Scooter.
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So big news.
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I heard from umpire school.
I'm in!
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Oh, disco!
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I am so happy for you.
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You mean happy for us,
right, babe?
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Scooter, you're gonna
be an umpire someday.
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No, baby.
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We're gonna be
an umpire someday.
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Cheese.
Cheese.
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Nice.
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You ladies look good,
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but your outfits
are missing just one thing.
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No, Barney, this is as far
as we're going to go.
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I'm not showing
anymore...
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Two beautiful flowers
for two beautiful flowers.
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Aw. Sweet.
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Thank you.
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( chuckles )
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Oh, Robin,
are you tearing up?
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No.
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I've never been
to prom before, okay?
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We got to go.
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See ya.
TED:
Bye, have fun.
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See you.
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Oh.
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They grow up into skanks
so fast, don't they, Ted?
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So, what, we ready for tonight?
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Yeah. Just one thing
we got to do first.
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Shot of Jim Beam?
Yeah.
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Yes!
And then I promised Lily
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that we'd stuff
200 wedding invitations.
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What?!
I'm sorry, dude,
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but you saw how
stressed out she is.
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Come on! You've been doing
wedding stuff nonstop.
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Take a break.
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Once you're married,
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if we go out and you get
so drunk you throw up,
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it'll be sad, but if we do it
tonight... it'll be less sad.
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Okay, it'll be cool--
I'll tell you what.
234
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,239
we'll make a game out of it.
235
00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:00,374
First one to stuff a hundred
invitations gets a big prize.
236
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,210
Do I look like I'm four?
237
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,275
All right, what kind of prize
are we talking?
238
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,051
Wow, a lot more security
than when we were kids.
239
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:10,877
Is this gonna work?
240
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,121
Yeah. Look, when I was 17,
241
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,416
I used to sneak into clubs
all the time.
242
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,918
It's all about confidence.
243
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,490
Follow me.
244
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,428
Whee-hoo!
Happy prom, everybody.
245
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,364
Going to prom--
whee-hoo!
246
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,330
Uh, you're adults.
247
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,428
Okay, bye.
248
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,700
Okay, look,
I just need to see the band.
249
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,141
I'm getting married
in two months, and...
250
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,035
( chuckling ):
And you're just finding a band?
251
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,277
( grunts )
Hey, ho, hey!
252
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,153
I'm sorry, ma'am.
253
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,851
You either need to be a student
or the date of a student.
254
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,619
( sighs )
255
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,494
Wow. "Ma'am?"
256
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,662
Check and mate.
It's cool.
257
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,391
Time to activate
plan B.
258
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,626
Scherbotsky, how comfortable
are you with a crossbow?
259
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,592
Scherbotsky?
260
00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,761
Hey, guys.
261
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,829
Do you want to take
two hot girls to prom?
262
00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,098
We don't have that
kind of money.
263
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,338
For free.
264
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,872
Oh, hell yeah!
265
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,407
Great. I'm Robin,
this is my friend Lily.
266
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,573
Hi. Shall we?
267
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,641
Sure.
268
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,340
I knew it would happen.
269
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,611
This is the dream.
270
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,120
Oh, hey, wait.
How's Barney getting in?
271
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,352
Don't worry about me.
I'll get in.
272
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,715
Oh... I'll get in.
273
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,825
( upbeat rock music playing )
274
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,914
We're in!
275
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,412
Thank you. We're going
to take a break.
276
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,943
Oh, you're kidding me.
277
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,409
Hey, uh, you ladies want
something to take the edge off?
278
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,654
Yeah, what the hell?
It's prom.
279
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:53,853
( coughs )
280
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,821
That tastes
like cough syrup.
281
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,759
Yeah, we couldn't
get any alcohol.
282
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,985
Um, our fake IDs
say we're only 20.
283
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,830
We didn't realize it
till after we bought them.
284
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,155
Nerds who aren't
good at math?
285
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,202
Life's going to be rough, boys.
286
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:10,697
Hi.
287
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,071
Excuse me.
I was wondering
288
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,309
if you guys could play
"Good Feeling"
289
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,684
by the Violent Femmes.
290
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,883
I know it's probably
not in your repertoire,
291
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,475
but I'm getting married
and my fiancé
292
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,076
wants to hire
you guys as the band,
293
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,818
but I can't sign off on it
until I hear you play
294
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,094
"Good Feeling"
because that's our song,
295
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,052
and what kind of wedding
band would you be
296
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,790
if you couldn't play
our song, right? Right?
297
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,586
Look, I'm kinda
wasted right now,
298
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,757
so I didn't understand
any of that.
299
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,996
But, uh, if you get
us the sheet music,
300
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,232
we'll play your song.
301
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,995
So, you buzzing, baby?
302
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,437
My phlegm feels looser.
303
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,783
This is pathetic.
304
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,020
It's guys' night.
305
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,745
We should be out
in a bar getting in fights.
306
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,361
If I got in a fight,
would you have my back?
307
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,933
You know it.
308
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,762
I'd have your back, too.
309
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,628
That's cool.
310
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,097
( laughs )
311
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,925
What, you don't think
you'd need my help?
312
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,001
You don't know
what I can do.
313
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,209
I'm like...
like a berserker.
314
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,612
Okay, Ted.
315
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,913
Hello.
316
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,175
Hey, it's Robin.
317
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,213
Um, Lily needs you to download
the sheet music
318
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:29,218
for "Good Feeling" and bring it
out here, like, now.
319
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,282
Hang on.
320
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,120
It's Robin.
321
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,494
She wants me
to go to prom.
322
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,860
Can Ted come?
323
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,892
Wait! Don't ask!
That's so lame!
324
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,027
I don't even want
to go anyway.
325
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,762
Uh, I don't know.
326
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,758
Things have been
so weird between us.
327
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,460
What'd she say?
What'd she say?
328
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,571
He lied and told me he broke up
with his girlfriend
329
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,574
to try to hook up with me.
330
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,366
I mean, I know
he apologized for it
331
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,268
but it's just, it's not easy
to forgive.
332
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,141
Look, if you absolutely must
bring Ted, it's, it's not like
333
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,810
I'm going to claw
my own eyes out if he comes.
334
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,750
Okay, bye.
335
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,516
She totally wants you to come.
336
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,161
All right, sheet music's
on the way.
337
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,126
Are you okay?
338
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,464
There's just so much
to do for this wedding.
339
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,030
My head is swirling.
340
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,999
It's just
all moving too fast.
341
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,969
How is it moving too fast?
342
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,667
We've been together
for two years.
343
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,378
I just... I just don't want
everything in my life
344
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,342
to be decided already.
345
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,311
What's decided?
346
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,409
I go to umpire school,
you go to college.
347
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,681
We move into my dad's house
in Staten Island.
348
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,689
We have kids,
we grow old together.
349
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,721
What's decided? It's wide open!
350
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:48,358
Scooter, when I go off to
college, that's the end for us.
351
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:52,928
You're, you're breaking up
with me?
352
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
There's still so much
I want to do.
353
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,808
I want to travel,
live overseas as an artist,
354
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,112
maybe have
a lesbian relationship.
355
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,405
Plus, I think
I was just dating you
356
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,007
'cause you look a little bit
like Kurt Cobain.
357
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,420
I can't believe this.
358
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,621
I can change. I can look
more like Kurt Cobain.
359
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,745
Please, just don't leave me.
360
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,121
I'm nothing without you, baby.
361
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,629
Please don't put that kind
of pressure on me!
362
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,191
It's too much!
363
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,200
It's just one
dance, God!
364
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,363
What?
365
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,071
Well, we did promise
them one dance.
366
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,504
Yeah, sure, okay.
367
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:36,879
* Say what you say,
made up my... *
368
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,614
So Andrew,
what's your big plan?
369
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,379
What's life going to be
like after tonight?
370
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,279
Well, you know
I got it all worked out.
371
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,291
Uh, leave this place in my dust,
372
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,623
four awesome years at college,
373
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,088
and then I'll move to Prague
374
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,987
or start my own video game
company or something.
375
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,359
No, you won't.
376
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,096
I won't?
377
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,702
No, you won't accomplish
anything you set out to.
378
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,334
You'll get a girlfriend
the first day of college
379
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,970
and you'll give up
your independence
380
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,195
and you'll never live abroad
381
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,110
and you'll wind up old
before your time
382
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,182
wondering "Whatever happened
to my hopes and my dreams?"
383
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,541
Whoa. You really think
I'll get a girlfriend?
384
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,246
So, uh, what's
the deal here?
385
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,015
Am I getting lucky tonight?
386
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:22,524
Oh, Sean, look,
um, you're a nice guy,
387
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,659
but I just don't...
388
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,263
( vomits )
389
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,126
No, you're not
getting lucky tonight.
390
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,282
BARNEY:
Okay, just be cool.
Don't look at me.
391
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,718
Okay.
392
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,923
How'd you get in here?
393
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,785
What's it to you,
giant turtle?
394
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:58,164
It's me, Barney.
395
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,185
Oh, hey. Where's Lily?
396
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,430
She's in the bathroom.
397
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,234
Wait here, I should
go talk to the band.
398
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,796
All right.
How did you guys
get in here?
399
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,934
We just snuck in the back.
400
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,729
You just snu... Are you serious?
401
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,140
Mm-hmm.
I've been trying
to get in here all night.
402
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,013
I finally paid
a janitor200 bucks
403
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,842
to let me borrow this
mascot costume.
404
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,377
But you got in.
( sighs )
405
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,754
Slow and steady won the race.
406
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,682
Hey, bro,
407
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,850
have you seen my fiancée Lily?
408
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,047
Your fiancée?
409
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,160
Whoa, tonight
she's with me, bro.
410
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,662
Unless you're looking
for trouble.
411
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,693
Listen, little buddy,
412
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:32,958
I understand it's prom
413
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,386
and the adrenaline's
pumping, but...
414
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,131
No, not tonight.
I've waited too long for this.
415
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,896
I finally got a girl
and I'm not going
416
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,504
to let you take her
away from me.
417
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,826
Whoa, whoa.
418
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,041
Look, let's not
get carried away.
419
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,803
Yah! Nunchaku!
420
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:45,911
Oh!
421
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,112
( yells )
422
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,175
I can't believe
I unloaded like that
423
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,883
on a high school senior.
424
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,584
I can't believe
a high school senior
425
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,076
unloaded like that on me.
426
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,954
I'm going to ask you
something
427
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,748
and, um, maybe it's crazy
428
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,460
'cause you guys
are the cutest couple ever.
429
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,533
But, um, are you having
second thoughts?
430
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,258
Yeah.
431
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,074
But not about Marshall.
About me.
432
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,474
I just keep thinking
433
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,435
about the girl I was
ten years ago
434
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,265
and wondering
what happened to her.
435
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,341
I don't want to be tied down.
436
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:27,610
I want to live in France
and Spain and Italy
437
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,650
and just soak up life
and put it on a canvas,
438
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,717
even if it means
439
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,224
being a waitress in crappy
cafés for five years,
440
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,387
I don't care.
441
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,885
I'm going to be a painter.
442
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,026
And I can't do any of that
with a, with a boyfriend
443
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,363
shackled around my neck,
you know?
444
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,929
But anyway, I'm blabbering.
445
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,598
Way to make new friends, Lily.
446
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,398
I'm sorry. What was
your name again?
447
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,511
Marshall.
448
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,837
Nice to meet you, Marshall.
449
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,678
Guess we're hallmates.
450
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,714
Yeah.
451
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,453
( "Good Feeling" playing )
452
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,175
It works.
453
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,451
Violent Femmes.
I love this song.
454
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,849
Me, too.
455
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,520
* Won't you stay with me
just a little longer? *
456
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,891
I didn't have any
of the experiences
457
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,800
I set out to.
458
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:21,332
The travel, the bohemian art
life, my big lesbian experience.
459
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,971
I didn't do any of it.
460
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:28,336
Lily, you're marrying
your best friend in the world.
461
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,538
I mean, isn't that worth
462
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,109
all the other
experiences combined?
463
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,320
Yeah.
464
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,152
And look, you can still travel,
I mean, you can still paint.
465
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,218
And as far
as your lesbian experience...
466
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,687
Happy?
467
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,788
Yeah.
468
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,160
So field hockey, huh?
469
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,629
Shut up.
470
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,032
Trespassing, assaulting a minor.
471
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,471
This mascot costume
you stole
472
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,567
cost $5,000.
473
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,908
We can have you guys
arrested, you know that?
474
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,543
Oh, come on-- you're the one
who let in a kid with nunchakus.
475
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,010
You call yourself
security guards?
476
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,407
I was just defending
my boy here.
477
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,779
I totally could have
taken that kid.
478
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,317
Uh, yeah, and I totally
had your back, so...
479
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,182
Well, I don't need it,
but thanks.
480
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,791
Uh, yeah, you did,
and you're welcome.
481
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,092
No, the kid was totally, like,
a white belt and I'm gigantic.
482
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,864
Listen, guys, I'm sorry.
483
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,263
Please, I just need to get
in there for one more song.
484
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,386
Absolutely not.
485
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,462
You guys will thank me
for this later, okay?
486
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:28,371
Listen, Don, Ray,
can't we all...?
487
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,265
( yelling )
Hey!
488
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,411
You know, for a turtle,
he's surprisingly quick.
489
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,407
This one goes out to that
redhead girl and that tall guy.
490
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:50,024
* Good feeling,
won't you stay with me *
491
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,859
* Just a little longer? *
492
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,326
* It always seems
like you're leaving *
493
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:04,867
* When I need you here
just a little longer *
494
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,267
( Robin chuckles )
495
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,069
So how was your first prom?
496
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,980
You tell me.
497
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,182
I hated my dress,
498
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,154
my date got wasted
and puked on me,
499
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,752
there was a huge fight
500
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,584
and I kissed a girl.
501
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,519
So, basically,
it was a prom.
502
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,856
Okay, I've missed you.
503
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,662
Not in a we're-going-
to-make-out way,
504
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,755
not even in
an I-forgive-you way.
505
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,468
Just in a I've-
missed-you way.
506
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,342
I'll take what I can get.
507
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,042
BARNEY:
And that, my friends,
508
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,474
is why you don't
get your money's worth
509
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,580
when you wear jeans
to a strip club.
510
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:49,878
So you got to admit,
The 88 are rocking our song.
511
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,249
Yeah, it's good.
512
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,759
Band? Check.
513
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,122
Two months, baby.
514
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,929
Two months.
515
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,031
Two months.
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