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- Garfield, wake up.
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- Good morning, Jon.
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- No time for
small talk, Garfield.
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It'’s Christmas morning and
you know what that means.
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- Of course, I do.
Christmas means presents.
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Lots and lots of presents.
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- First things
first, Garfield.
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You can'’t open presents
on an empty stomach.
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Here are your
breakfast lasagnas.
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You may eat your way
to the tree.
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Okay, Garfield.
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You wait right here
while I get your gift.
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[ engine running ]
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- Now that'’s what
I call a Christmas gift.
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- It'’s the gift that
keeps on giving, Garfield.
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Here, let me show you.
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Now watch this.
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This gift-giving machine
can read your mind.
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Whatever you think of,
it will give you.
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Observe.
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Neat, huh?
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- Let me try that.
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And that'’s just
for starters.
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Now this is what
Christmas is all about.
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- ♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme gimme, gimme ♪
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- ♪ Just when you think
all your presents ♪
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♪ Are accounted for
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♪ That'’s the time you
gotta ask for more ♪
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♪ Christmas is my
favorite time of year ♪
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♪ '’Cause that's the time
I get my Christmas cheer ♪
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- ♪ Come on and gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ Gonna shake all the goodies
right off the tree ♪
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♪ Come on, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, yeah ♪
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- Things, stuff, gadgets,
toys, greed, avarice.
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I love it.
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- Hey, Garfield?
Garfield!
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Wake up.
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- Huh?
Oh, it'’s you.
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Leave your number.
I'’ll get back to you.
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- Hey, Garfield,
guess what today is.
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- Listen carefully, Jon.
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I don'’t do pop quizzes
before breakfast, okay?
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- Are you ready
for this, Garfield?
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It'’s Christmas Eve morning.
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We'’re gonna pack up
our presents
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and go to the farm
for Christmas.
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Won'’t that be fun?
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- You got a real sick
sense of humor, Jon.
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You know that, don'’t you?
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- The whole family'’s
gonna be there.
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Dad, Mom and Grandma
and Doc Boy.
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- And Good Boy and Bad Boy
and Oh Boy and Attaboy...
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- Come on, Garfield.
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We have a busy day
ahead of us.
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- Why is it every Christmas
I get drug outta my warm bed
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just to see some
stupid old relatives?
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And why is it I always have
to go to the stupid old farm?
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Why can'’t they come here
where my warm bed is?
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And why am I whispering?
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- We'’re almost back
on the farm now, boys.
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I can almost smell Mom'’s
chestnut dressing
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baking in the oven right now.
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[ sniffs ]
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- It'’s not what I smell.
- There'’s no doubt about it.
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Christmas is
my favorite holiday.
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The air is crisp,
homes are brightly decorated,
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and everybody'’s
walking around
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with big smiles
on their faces.
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Yeah, well,
almost everybody.
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I think the best part
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is watching
the faces of children
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and sharing the memories of
being a child at Christmas.
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I remember when my brother,
Doc Boy, and I were little.
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- Oh, brother.
Here we go again.
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- ♪ Dad would
chop down the tree ♪
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- ♪ Chores
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- ♪ Mom would fix up a meal
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- ♪ Work
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- ♪ Doc Boy would
get in the way ♪
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- ♪ Fighting
Big fat hairy deal ♪
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- ♪ Decorating the tree
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- ♪ Gardening
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- ♪ Wiring all of
the lights ♪
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- ♪ Electrical contracting
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- ♪ Wrapping boxes
and writing out cards ♪
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- ♪ Office work
Out of sight ♪
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- ♪ Then we'’d take
those presents ♪
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♪ And pile them
under the tree ♪
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♪ We'’d barely get
a wink of sleep ♪
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♪ Wondering what
they could be ♪
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[ Odie barking ]
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- ♪ The special gift of
Christmas ♪
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- ♪ Christmas
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- ♪ That really make
it great ♪
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- ♪ It'’s so great! ♪
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- ♪ Are the insomnia
and the anxiety ♪
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♪ Kids get from
having to wait ♪
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- ♪ Can'’t wait
until Christmas ♪
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♪ There'’s so much to do ♪
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♪ Can'’t wait
until Christmas ♪
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- ♪ Wake me when
it'’s through ♪
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[ Odie barks ]
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- Now behave yourself
this Christmas, Garfield.
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- No problem.
I'’ll wait in the car.
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[ knocking on door ]
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- Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, Mom!
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- Oh, merry Christmas
to you, too, honey.
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Oh, it'’s so nice to see you.
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Here, let me take
those packages.
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- Hi, Dad.
Merry Christmas!
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- Merry Christmas,
city slicker.
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- Doc Boy!
How'’s my favorite brother?
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- Don'’t call me Doc Boy.
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And you'’ve probably forgotten
I'’m your only brother.
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- Oh, right.
- Don'’t mind me.
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You can visit until your lips
fall off for all I care.
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I'’ll just sit here
in the dark alone
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until you decide to come
over and pay your respects.
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Nobody gives a hoot about
an old woman like me anyway.
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- How could I ignore
my favorite girl?
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Merry Christmas, Grandma.
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- Oh, merry Christmas, Jon.
- How have you been?
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- Oh, I been doing okay,
considering.
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What'’s this, Jon?
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I see you'’re putting
on a little belly.
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Is that city life
making you soft?
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- Ooh!
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[ laughs ]
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- Oh, you'’re
getting soft, boy.
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You need to get more physical.
Take me.
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I do 100 sit-ups every morning.My belly is hard as a rock.
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Come on.
Hit me right here.
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Give me your best shot.
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- Uh, Grandma, you remember
Garfield, don'’t you?
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- Well, I'’ll be.
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I remember back when all
we had were wood-burning cats.
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Lord, what'’ll
they think of next?
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- Bizarre.
- Isn'’t this wonderful?
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The whole family is together
again for the holidays.
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Oh, we are going to have
such a splendid Christmas.
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Oh, I'’m so happy
I could just burst.
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- Oh, put a sock
in it, dearie.
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Let'’s go finish dinner.
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- I can see Grandma and I
are gonna get along just fine.
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- This is what it'’s
all about, right, boys?
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Hard work, brisk weather
and beautiful scenery.
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- What scenery?
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I think somebody
turned the lights out.
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In fact, I'’d go
so far as to say things
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can'’t get must worse than...
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- [ clangs ]
- Oh!
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I gotta quit saying that.
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- By any chance,
you'’re not thinking
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of putting chili powder
in my sausage gravy,
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are you, Grandma?
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- Why, no.
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[ laughs ]
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Heavens to Betsy, child, what
would give you such a notion?
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Just '’cause my chili gravy
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won a Blue Ribbon at
the County Fair
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and your gravy
didn'’t even place.
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Who am I to tell you
how to make gravy?
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The Green County
Gravy Champion, that'’s who.
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- Hey, Garfield,
where'’s Odie?
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- In the barn.
Let'’s eat.
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[ laughs ]
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- Hello? What'’s this?
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Why, it'’s sausage gravy.
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Perfect!
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- Mm, this smells great.
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[ all talking at once ]
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- Doc Boy, will you
say grace, please?
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- Oh, Mom.
- Doc Boy.
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- I never know what to--
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Lord, we just wanna tell you
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how grateful we are
for this food
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and for letting us all be here
together on Christmas Eve.
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- Amen.
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- And as surely as
the waters of the streams
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and the rivers find the sea,
let each of us find happiness
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and wisdom in this our--
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Thanks, Lord.
Let'’s eat.
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- Hey, Mom,
pass the potatoes, please.
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- Scalloped, whipped,
fried, baked or boiled?
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- Mom, you always fix
too much food.
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- I know, honey, I know.
Now what would you like?
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- I can'’t decide.
Just give me a piece of pie.
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- Apple, peach,
pumpkin, blueberry,
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cherry or banana cream?
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- Mm, attentive service,
excellent cuisine.
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However, the decor leaves
something to be desired.
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I give this place two stars.
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- You sure are packing the foodaway tonight, Grandma.
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- I'’m eating for
two now, dear.
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- Ah.
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- That was a great meal, Mom.
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[ clearing throat ]
- And you too, Grandma.
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[ laughs ]
- Thank you, Jon.
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- Well, it wasn'’t much, but
I was hoping you'’d like it.
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- Hey, Garfield, there'’s
plenty of leftovers.
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Would you like
something to eat?
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- Oh, no, thank you, Jon.
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I'’ve opted to watch my
waistline this holiday season.
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- Okay, everybody,
it'’s time to trim the tree!
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[ gasps ]
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[ all talking at once ]
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- Just listen to
'’em, Garfield.
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All jawing at once like
a bunch of banshees.
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Crazy, isn'’t it?
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Of course, to make it
through this whole life,
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you have to be
a little crazy.
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- You said it, Grandma.
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- Why, just look at me.
I talk to cats.
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[ laughs ]
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- Careful, Dad.
Don'’t hurt yourself.
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- Why is it we always put
the stupid star on last?
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Why don'’t we put the star
on the top of the tree,
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and then put the tree up?
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- Well, it just
wouldn'’t be Christmas
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if we put the star
on first, honey.
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- Hey, Garfield.
Come over here.
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Garfield, I have a very
important job for you.
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It'’s a dangerous assignment,
but if you succeed,
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you'’ll be a hero.
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- A hero.
I like that.
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- I want you to take
this star up the tree
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and put it on the top.
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- Climbing trees
is my life, sir.
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If I'’m not back in an hour,
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send a banana cream pie
after me.
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This is gonna be
a piece of cake.
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Never send a man
to do a cat'’s job.
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[ cheering ]
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- Whoever invented
Christmas trees
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should be drug out into
the street and shot.
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- Is everybody ready?
Here we go!
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- Ooh!
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- Nice touch.
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- Why don'’t you
play for us, Mom?
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- ♪ Christmas is here,
mistletoe and laughter ♪
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♪ Carols and bells
ringing to the rafters ♪
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♪ Lights on the tree,
candles all aglow ♪
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♪ And all who
pass by say hello ♪
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- Why, hello, Garfield.
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How did you know I needed
a kitty in my lap?
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- Wild guess.
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00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,218
- Since Grandpa passed on,
I'’ve whiled away
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many a lonely hour rocking
and stroking my cats.
250
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,877
- I envy those cats.
251
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:58,663
- Grandpa was a proud man,
a strong man.
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He was a good provider.
We'’ve never had much money
253
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,847
but we always had plenty
of food on the table.
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00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,415
And he always made
something special for me
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and each of the children
at Christmas.
256
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,639
Men like him didn'’t feel
like they could show
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much affection outwardly
to the children.
258
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:24,602
But on Christmas, it was okay.
259
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:28,389
He always pretended not to be
excited on Christmas morning.
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But his eyes gave him away.
261
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I think...
262
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I think it was his
favorite day of the year.
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Sometimes I wake up
in the night
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00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:46,059
and I can still feel
his strong arms around me.
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[ sighs ]
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This is the night
I miss him most.
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- ♪ Keep Christmas here
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♪ In your heart
269
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,001
- And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
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it is time for...
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[ piano flourish ]
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- Dad to read
us our Christmas story.
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00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,836
- Yeah!
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- Which is entitled "Binky, theClown Who Saved Christmas."
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- Do I have to do this?
- Here'’s the book, dear.
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Now go over to your
favorite chair
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and we'’ll all listen
to you read the story.
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00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,462
- I'’m beginning to feel
a little silly
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00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,290
reading this book
year after year.
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00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,988
- Oh, but think of
the children, dear.
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00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,642
- Yeah.
- They so look forward to it.
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- Right, Dad.
283
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:53,256
- Yeah, let'’s see if Binky savesChristmas again this year.
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[ laughter ]
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- Once upon a time,
there was a clown named Binky
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who loved children.
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00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:07,314
Every time Binky saw children,
he would say, "Hey, kids."
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00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,491
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Dad, read it with more emotion.
289
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,842
- Yeah, yeah, and why don'’t
you say it like Binky says it.
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00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,148
[ clearing throat ]
291
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,628
- Every time Binky
saw children,
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he would say, "Hey, kids!"
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Cut that out.
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And once again, Binky the Clownsaved Christmas for children
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all over the world.
The end.
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- I don'’t know about you, Jon.
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00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,082
But for a couple
of minutes there,
298
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,127
I was getting pretty worried.
299
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,825
- Ooh, me too.
- All right, boys.
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00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,914
It'’s time to get
ready for bed.
301
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,395
- All right!
- Yeah.
302
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,201
[ coughs ]
303
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,662
- Odie?
304
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:43,453
Now where did he go?
305
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,978
- ♪ You can never find
an elf when you need one ♪
306
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:50,330
♪ When you got to get
that toy beneath the tree ♪
307
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,940
- ♪ Yeah, when an elf
is what you need ♪
308
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,811
♪ His energy, his speed
309
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,640
- ♪ There never seems
to be one that'’s free ♪
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00:17:56,684 --> 00:18:00,122
- ♪ Then comes
that magical moment ♪
311
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,299
- ♪ So the story goes
on Christmas Eve ♪
312
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,694
- ♪ When elves and
other weirdos ♪
313
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,001
- ♪ Things are better
than your fantasy ♪
314
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,135
- ♪ See, you can never find
an elf when you need one ♪
315
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,312
♪ And you don'’t know what
you'’re gonna do ♪
316
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:20,273
- ♪ But if you believe
317
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:24,929
♪ The magic of
Christmas Eve ♪
318
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:32,285
♪ Well, then one finds you
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00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,808
- I don'’t believe it.
320
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,464
These letters
must be 50 years old.
321
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:46,386
- Hey, Dad. Psst.
- Hey, Dad. You awake?
322
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,606
- Dad?
- Dad! You awake?
323
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,566
- Well, I'’m awake now.
What do you boys want?
324
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,176
- Is it time to open
our presents yet?
325
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,787
- It'’s 1:30 in the morning.
326
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,095
No, it'’s not time
to open presents yet!
327
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,185
- It is Christmas
morning now, you know.
328
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,535
- Doc Boy has
a point there, Dad.
329
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,450
Any time after midnight
is technically
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00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,017
Christmas morning, you know.
331
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,716
- Go to bed!
- All right, all right.
332
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,156
- Pleasant dreams, Dad.
It is Christmas morning.
333
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,723
- I know that and
you know that.
334
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,688
[ rooster crows ]
335
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,910
- Well, what do you boys
wanna do first?
336
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,870
Do you wanna do chores,
do you wanna eat breakfast,
337
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,525
or do you wanna
open presents?
338
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,918
- Presents!
339
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,575
- Oh, Mom and Dad,
thank you.
340
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,360
- You'’re welcome, honey.
341
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:54,149
Well, that was
a very nice Christmas.
342
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,065
- It'’s not over yet.
One minute.
343
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:12,385
- Why, thank you, Garfield.
What'’s this?
344
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:16,476
Oh, my. Oh, my.
345
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,912
- What are they, Grandma?
346
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,349
- Jon, these are
love letters
347
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,482
your Grandpa sent me when
we were courting
348
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,136
a long, long time ago.
349
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:29,532
My darlin'’, if the sea were of
ink and the sky of parchment,
350
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,274
I couldn'’t begin
to write my love for you.
351
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,798
[ laughs ]
352
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:40,674
When next we meet...oh, my.
353
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,458
[ laughs ]
354
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,200
- Well, what does
he say, Grandma?
355
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,897
- It is inappropriate
for a lady
356
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,291
to talk about
her romances, my dear.
357
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,815
Garfield, I don'’t know
how you managed
358
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,295
to find these letters.
359
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,558
I think they are
the nicest presents
360
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,951
I could have received.
361
00:20:56,994 --> 00:21:00,433
Thank you very, very much.
362
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:04,306
- Yeah. You might say I
just kind of fell into '’em.
363
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,265
[ panting ]
364
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,311
[ whimpers, barks ]
365
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,921
- What is it, Odie?
366
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:14,229
[ whimpers, barks ]
367
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,710
- Okay, I'’m coming.
368
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,843
[ barks ]
369
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,803
- Okay, what do you want?
370
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,152
- Ta-da!
371
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:27,024
- Okay, what is it?
372
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:35,294
- Ooh!
373
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:41,125
- Whoa! Let me try that!
374
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,872
Odie, sometimes
you amaze me.
375
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:53,050
This is the best present
a cat could ever get.
376
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:56,750
Now and then,
you'’re something special.
377
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,407
- Aw.
378
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,104
- All right, you guys.
379
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:06,586
Just permit me one sentimental
moment here, will you?
380
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:10,067
I have something to say.
Christmas.
381
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:14,115
It'’s not the giving,
it'’s not the getting.
382
00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:16,770
It'’s the loving.
383
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:19,816
There, I said it.
Now get outta here.
384
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,905
[ Odie sighs ]
385
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,564
- ♪ Let'’s have a good
old-fashioned Christmas ♪
386
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,218
♪ Down on the farm
387
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:33,482
♪ A little over-eating
never did you any harm ♪
388
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,092
♪ Let'’s open up the presents ♪
389
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,659
♪ Eat a turkey or two
390
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,400
♪ It'’s a good old-fashioned
Christmas ♪
391
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:43,884
♪ Yodel-a-ehoo
392
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,930
♪ It'’s a good old-fashioned
Christmas down on the farm ♪
393
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:50,238
♪ Let'’s stoke up the fire
to keep our tootsies warm ♪
394
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,153
♪ Let'’s kick off the rooftop ♪
395
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,633
♪ And sing a song or two
396
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,374
♪ Let'’s do this again
next year ♪
397
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,682
♪ Yodel-a-ehoo
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