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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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COLOSSAL KEVIN O'SHEA
GOES BACK TO PASS,
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SEES HIS LITTLE BROTHER
DANNY DOWN FIELD.
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THE RUSH IS ON.
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THE BALL IS IN THE AIR!
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
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DANNY CATCHES THE BALL.
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HE'S AT THE 10,
THE 20, THE 25.
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HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY!
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THE O'SHEA BROTHERS
ARE ABOUT TO WIN
THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
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AW, THERE'S A FUMBLE.
DANNY GOT IT!
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HEY, KEVIN, WAIT UP.
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HOW MANY TOUCHDOWNS
YOU GONNA THROW
ME TODAY?
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I'LL BET IT'S 50,
MAYBE 100!
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WHAT TIME IS MOM
GOING TO PICK YOU UP?
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SHE SAID I COULD
SPEND THE ENTIRE
DAY WITH YOU.
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?
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YEAH. GREAT.
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WHOO!
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O.K., SPACES
OR LACES?
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SPACES!
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COME ON, SPACES!
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LACES, DADDY-O.
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I'LL TAKE BUTZ.
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YES! IT'S OVER!
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STEIN AND RIP.
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YES!
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PINSKI.
YES!
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McKORMICK!
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YEAH!
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RALPHY.
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YES.
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MOUSE.
YES!
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UH, MORITTI.
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YEAH!
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LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!
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HEY, DANNY, THE BALL.
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GIVE ME.
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I MUST BE BAD
IF MY OWN BROTHER
WON'T PICK ME.
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LOOK AT IT MY WAY.
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I STINK,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
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YOU'RE PERFECT,
AND I STINK.
THE END.
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M SO GOOD,
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IT MAKES YOU
LOOK BAD.
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO CHEER ME UP?
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IT'S NOT WORKING.
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SEE? I STINK
AT SOMETHING, TOO.
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SCORE A COUPLE
TOUCHDOWNS FOR YOU!
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WE KICK OFF!
STAND BACK, BABY!
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HI, DANNY.
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HI, PATTY.
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AREN'T YOU PLAYING TODAY?
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NO. I'M ON
THE INJURED LIST.
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HEY, DANNY.
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YOU SEE THAT
WATER TOWER?
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ONE DAY OUR NAME'S
GONNA BE UP THERE
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IN BIG BOLD LETTERS--
THE O'SHEA BROTHERS.
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WE'RE GONNA
OWN THIS TOWN,
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YOU AND ME, BUDDY.
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DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!
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COME ON, PEOPLE!
SHOW ME SOMETHING!
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MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S CALLED SWEAT.
SHOW ME SOME!
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MOVE. MOVE.
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MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
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COME ON, GENTLEMEN.
SUCK IT UP.
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SUCK IT UP.
FASTER. FASTER!
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LOOKING GOOD, COACH.
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OW!
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OOH, BABY!
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
BACK UP.
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MAKE ROOM.
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GIVE HIM SOME AIR.
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NICE POP, ICEBOX.
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THANKS, UNCLE KEV.
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IS HE DEAD?
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HE AIN'T MOVING.
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YOU KILLED HIM, ICEBOX!
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HEY, RUDY. YOU O.K.?
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[MOANING]
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OH, RUDY!
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[LAUGHING]
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EW!
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PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH?
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ARE YOU NUTS?
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IT'S STILL GOOD.
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YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE
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TREATING YOUR HELMET
LIKE A LUNCHBOX.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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CHEETOS.
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CRUNCHY OR PUFFED?
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PUFFED.
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WIMP. EVERYONE
FROM HERE OVER,
GO WITH COACH BUTZ.
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EVERYONE FROM HERE OVER,
COME WITH ME.
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LET'S FIND OUT
WHO'S GONNA MAKE THIS TEAM.
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MY MOM MADE THAT!
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SET, GO!
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LET'S GO!
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LET'S GO!
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OH, MAN!
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COME ON, MAN.
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FIFTH ONE HE'S BOOTED.
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HANDS LIKE FRYING PANS.
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SET, GO!
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WHY YOU DOING THIS
TO ME, FELLAS?
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I CUT YOUR NAILS,
WASH YOU...
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PUT GLOVES ON YOU
WHEN YOU'RE COLD.
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HEY, HANON, YOU EVER
CATCH ANYTHING,
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EVER?
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CAUGHT A COLD
YESTERDAY, MURPH.
HERE. HAVE SOME!
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GROSS!
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GET OFFA ME,
YOU LITTLE DORK!
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SPEED...
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THE DISTANCE GAINED
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DIVIDED BY
THE TIME OF TRAVEL.
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YOU CLOWNS WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL,
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YOU GOTTA MOVE. READY?
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[WHISTLE]
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COME ON, TAD!
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GO, TAD! DIG!
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WHAT IS THIS,
A TELETHON?
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READY?
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[WHISTLE]
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[MAKING HONKING NOISES
AS HE BREATHES HEAVILY]
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NEXT.
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8.5.
EXCELLENT, BRIGGS.
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HOW'D I DO,
COACH?
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I DON'T KNOW, SON.
I DON'T HAVE A SUNDIAL.
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HEY, ICEBOX.
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YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY
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AND PLAY LIKE A BOY.
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DO YOU PEE STANDING UP?
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WHEN SHE'S HOT TO TROT,
SHE'S STILL GOTTA SQUAT.
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GET HIM BEFORE
SHE PULLS HIS HEAD OFF.
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I CAN'T BREATHE!
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LET ME GO.
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BECKY!
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LET HIM GO.
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LET HIM UP!
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LET HIM GO!
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YOU'RE LUCKY
MY DAD SHOWED UP.
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HI, DANNY.
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HI.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HI, DAN.
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GUESS WHAT, UNCLE DAN.
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I GOT THE WHOLE
HEADLOCK THING ON TAPE.
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HERE. WANNA SEE?
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NO, THAT'S O.K. THANKS.
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HOW'S SHE DOING?
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SHE'S THE BEST ONE
OUT THERE.
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YOU KNOW,
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TODAY I'M REMINDED OF
WHAT A LUCKY GUY I AM.
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LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN
AN O'SHEA.
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LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN
IN THIS GREAT TOWN.
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AND LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN
BLESSED WITH ABILITIES
THAT ALLOW ME
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TO BRING SOMETHING BACK
HERE TO URBANIA.
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MY TOWN.
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LITTLE THINGS LIKE...
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THREE HIGH SCHOOL
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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THREE HIGH SCHOOL
CHAMPIONSHIPS...
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A NATIONAL
COLLEGIATE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
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A NATIONAL
COLLEGIATE TITLE...
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AN ALL-AMERICAN
TITLE.
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AN ALL-AMERICAN TITLE.
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NOT TO MENTION...
NOT TO MENTION...
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A HEISMAN TROPHY.
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A HEISMAN TROPHY.
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[APPLAUSE]
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WOOF! WOOF!
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TODAY I'M EVEN MORE LUCKY
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'CAUSE THERE'S
ONE MORE THING
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I CAN BRING BACK
TO THIS TOWN--
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A PEE-WEE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP!
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YEAH!
WHOO!
YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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NOW...
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WHEN YOU HEAR
YOUR NAME CALLED,
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GO OVER TO COACH BUTZ
AND PICK UP YOUR JERSEY.
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THOSE JERSEYS
ARE SO COOL.
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DIBS ON MONTANA'S
NUMBER.
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I'M GETTING MICHAEL IRVIN'S
NUMBER, THE BIG 8-8.
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I JUST WANT ONE
OF THOSE SHIRTS.
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BRIGGS!
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GO, BRIGGS!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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PATTERSON!
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YES!
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HOFFS!
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LEWIS!
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YEAH!
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BOOKMAN!
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GRABELSKI!
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RIVERA!
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RIVERA!
RIVERA!
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SCANLON!
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SCANLON, MY MAN!
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PARKHURST!
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WALKER!
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LINDEMANN!
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BEAUREGARD!
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YEAH, GREAT!
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GIBBS!
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GREESON!
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
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THE BACKBONE OF THIS TEAM...
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SHAWN MURPHY!
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YES! I KNEW IT, BECKY!
WHOO!
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YES! THANK YOU!
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WHOO! I KNEW IT!
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WHOO!
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NOW...
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FOR THE REST OF YOU...
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I'D LIKE TO SAY--
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WELL, I'D JUST--
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I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR TRYING OUT.
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AND I WANT YOU
TO REMEMBER--
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HEY,
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THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
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HUH?
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
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O.K.
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WELL...
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I THINK
THIS REALLY SUCKS.
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THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN LEARN
FROM THIS, IS THERE?
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YEAH. NEVER TRY OUT
FOR ANYTHING AGAIN.
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TAKE HER EASY, COACH.
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HEY, ROSS.
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KEVIN!
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WHAT THE HELL
YOU DOING?
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PUTTING TOGETHER
A CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL
TEAM, LITTLE BROTHER.
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DID YOU SEE THE FACES
ON THOSE OTHER KIDS?
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FOOTBALL ISN'T FACES.
IT'S SPEED, TALENT.
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I ONLY GOT THREE WEEKS
TO PUT THIS TOGETHER.
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I CAN'T WASTE TIME WITH...
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LOSERS.
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WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU,
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VINCE LOMBARDI?
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THIS IS PEE-WEE
FOOTBALL, KEVIN.
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EVERY KID SHOULD
HAVE A CHANCE
TO PLAY.
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NOT ON THIS TEAM.
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AND BECKY'S BETTER
THAN HALF OF
THOSE BOYS.
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DANNY, LISTEN,
ICEBOX IS A GIRL.
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MAYBE IF YOU STARTED
TREATING HER LIKE A GIRL--
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DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO RAISE MY DAUGHTER.
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DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO PICK MY SQUAD.
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WAY TO GO, KEVIN.
YOU HURT THEIR
FEELINGS.
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YOU HURT THEIR
FEELINGS.
DANNY...
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DANNY...
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WE BOTH KNOW THOSE
KIDS CAN'T CUT IT.
253
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,794
SHOULD I LIE TO THEM?
BUILD UP THEIR HOPES?
254
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,430
TRUST ME,
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
255
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,965
YOU'LL THANK ME TOMORROW.
256
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,036
I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT
MY WAY.
257
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,447
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
258
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,592
GOD BLESS FAMILY,
259
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,094
FRIENDS,
260
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,228
FLOWERS,
261
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,763
NICKELODEON,
262
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,865
ALL THE LITTLE KITTIES,
263
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,732
PEZ...
264
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,469
MR. LORENZO,
THE SCHOOL JANITOR.
265
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,271
HIS EARS ARE SO HAIRY.
266
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,139
HE'S AN UNFORTUNATE
MAN, PRISCILLA.
267
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,943
AND GOD BLESS DADDY'S
FAVORITE SPORT, FOOTBALL.
268
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,411
AMEN, BABY.
AMEN.
269
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,980
DIG IN.
270
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:36,416
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DIDN'T PICK BECKY.
271
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,951
YES, YOU DO, KAREN.
272
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,486
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, KEVIN.
273
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:43,623
SHE'S YOUR NIECE AND ONE OF
THE BEST PLAYERS OUT THERE.
274
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,959
AND SHE CAN
MAKE BOYS CRY.
275
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,427
HONEY, SHE'S A GIRL.
276
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,929
GIRLS CAN RUN COUNTRIES,
277
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,764
THEY CAN SIT
ON THE SUPREME COURT,
278
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,666
THEY CAN DISCOVER RADIUM,
279
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,302
BUT THEY CAN'T PLAY
PEE-WEE FOOTBALL.
280
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,769
CORRECT.
281
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,238
OH, KEVIN.
282
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,740
O.K., MAYBE I WENT
A LITTLE TOO FAR,
283
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,242
WAS A LITTLE...
284
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,643
PIGHEADED?
285
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,878
ALL RIGHT.
CHAUVINISTIC,
MAYBE.
286
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,379
YOU'VE PROVED
YOUR POINT.
287
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,116
AND I THINK BECKY
SHOULD BE INVOLVED
WITH THE TEAM.
288
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,019
OR ANY GIRL WHO
WANTS TO BE.
DEBBIE--
289
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,254
CALL YOUR FRIENDS.
TELL THEM I NEED
SPIRIT.
290
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,756
I NEED POM-POMS.
I NEED CHEERLEADERS!
291
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,991
YES!
292
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,331
I HATE NOT BEING PICKED.
293
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,335
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
294
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,838
WHY DON'T
WE PUT MUD TIRES
ON THE GO-CART?
295
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,306
I DON'T WANT TO.
296
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,841
FORGET THE TIRES.
297
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,844
HOW ABOUT IF
WE GO CAMPING
IN THE WOODS,
298
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,312
MAKE MOOSE SOUNDS?
299
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,547
NAH.
300
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,414
AH, FORGET
THE MOOSE SOUNDS.
301
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,150
LISTEN, BECK,
302
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,985
REMEMBER WHEN MOM SAID
303
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,154
THAT SHE WAS GOING
TO HAVE TO DO
304
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,289
WHAT WAS BEST FOR HER?
305
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,158
WHEN SHE CHOSE
TO LEAVE US,
306
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,127
SHE WAS KIND OF MAKING
A CHOICE FOR US, TOO.
307
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,628
I MEAN, IN A WAY,
308
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,966
IT GAVE US A CHANCE
TO GET REAL CLOSE.
309
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,169
WHEN UNCLE KEVIN DIDN'T
PICK YOU FOR THE TEAM,
310
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,703
IT WAS THE SAME THING.
311
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,040
HE FREED YOU UP
TO BE PICKED FOR
SOMETHING ELSE
312
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,908
OR TO DO SOMETHING
TOTALLY DIFFERENT
313
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,910
WHERE YOU COULD
DO THE PICKING.
314
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,381
DAD, I JUST WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
315
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,018
HEY, SWEETIE, IF I HAD
A FOOTBALL TEAM,
316
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,419
I'D PICK YOU.
317
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,267
WE NEVER GET PICKED
FOR ANYTHING.
318
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,768
LIFE STINKS.
319
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,271
YEAH, THERE GOES MY SHOT
AT THE PROS.
320
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,573
NOW I'LL HAVE
TO BE A SENATOR.
321
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,908
HERE'S A KISS
FOR MURPHY
322
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,977
AND FOR PATTERSON
AND BRIGGS, TOO.
323
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,312
[FARTS]
324
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,346
HA HA HA HA!
325
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,215
WHOO!
326
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,083
WHOO!
327
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,952
OHH!
UGH!
328
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,087
DAMN, ZOLFART.
329
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,823
WHAT ROAD KILL DID
YOUR MOM FEED YOU?
330
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,591
FREE-RANGE SKUNK.
331
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,727
THIS IS A PRIVATE
ESTABLISHMENT, GENTLEMEN.
332
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,130
YEAH. SCRAM!
333
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,332
PLEASE?
334
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,899
I'M HURT.
335
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,268
I'M REALLY HURT.
336
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,937
WE CAME BY TO TELL YOU
337
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,905
HOW INCREDIBLY
SORRY WE ARE
338
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,242
THAT YOU DIDN'T
MAKE THE TEAM.
339
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,044
NOT! NOT!
NOT!
340
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,412
YOW!
341
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,153
THE ICEBOX!
THE ICEBOX!
342
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,290
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
343
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,007
AAH!
344
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,029
WHO--AH! UH! UH!
345
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099
UH! AAH!
346
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,744
AAH!
347
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,655
SURE. BIG SHOT
IN THE GO-CART.
348
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,592
I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO GET YOU BACK
ON THE FIELD.
349
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,693
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE.
350
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,563
YEAH, SURE. REMEMBER,
YOU AND YOUR SPAZ PATROL
351
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,232
DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM.
352
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,600
I GOT A LITTLE
NEWS FLASH FOR YOU.
353
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,436
WE STARTED OUR OWN TEAM,
354
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,239
AND WE'RE GOING
TO KICK YOUR LITTLE
COWBOY BUTTS.
355
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,342
IF YOU GOT A TEAM,
WHO'S YOUR COACH?
356
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,009
MY DAD.
357
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,912
HA HA HA HA!
YOUR DAD?
358
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,514
HA HA HA HA!
359
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,784
UH!
360
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,525
THERE'S A FEW TIMES
IN A MAN'S LIFE
361
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,027
WHEN HE CAN HOWL
AT THE MOON--
362
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,363
WHEN HE GETS MARRIED,
363
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,265
WHEN HE SCORES
THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN,
364
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,033
AND WHEN HE BUYS
HIS FIRST CHEVY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
365
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,502
THANKS, MR. O'SHEA.
366
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,803
BUTZ.
367
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,676
HAROLD, I'M GOING TO LUNCH.
YOU WANT TO SURPRISE ME?
368
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,677
YEAH.
369
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,145
SELL A CAR.
370
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,380
O.K. SURE.
371
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,966
WE'RE DOWN
BY SIX POINTS.
372
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,569
IT'S THIRD AND GOAL,
TWO SECONDS LEFT.
373
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,771
I'VE BEEN HIT
SO MANY TIMES,
374
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,072
I CAN'T EVEN
SEE STRAIGHT.
375
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,009
I'M SO BRUISED,
I LOOK LIKE
A CODE BLUE.
376
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,076
TWO SECONDS?
377
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,078
COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS THREE.
378
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,079
FOUR.
379
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,448
IT WAS TWO SECONDS.
380
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,618
NOW THE CROWD
IN THE STADIUM
IS GOING NUTS.
381
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,253
ALL EYES ARE ON ME.
382
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,687
HOWDY, GENTS.
383
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,623
ALREADY VOTED, MAYOR.
384
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,593
O'SHEA, I GOT MY TAIL
IN A TRAP.
385
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,262
WE GOT TO TALK.
386
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,863
EXCUSE ME, BOYS.
387
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,565
LITTLE PEE-WEE
BUSINESS.
388
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,767
FOUR SECONDS.
389
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,602
THE HELL WITH THE TIME.
390
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,572
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YEAR IT IS.
391
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,106
I'M, UH,
392
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,108
FEELING KIND OF
FOOLISH, SON.
393
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,410
MAYBE IT'S THE TIE.
394
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,280
NEVER MIND THE TIE.
395
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,583
NOW, WE GOT A TURD
IN THE PUNCH BOWL.
396
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,453
I GOT URBANIA INTO
THE POP WARNER LEAGUE
397
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,955
BY TELLING EVERYBODY THAT
THE GREAT KEVIN O'SHEA
398
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,723
WAS GOING TO COACH
OUR BOYS.
399
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,725
I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL.
400
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,862
SEEMS THERE'S TWO TEAMS
IN THIS TOWN.
401
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,797
WHO'S COACHING
THE OTHER ONE?
402
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,031
HEY, FELLAS.
403
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,800
MORNING, LOUISE.
404
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,202
HOW YOU DOING,
CHAMP?
405
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,876
DAD, I GOT TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
406
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,411
I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
407
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,613
WE'RE FORMING OUR
OWN FOOTBALL TEAM.
408
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,647
LOVE YOU A LOT.
409
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,016
YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?
410
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,451
WHERE DO YOU COME OFF
411
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,152
TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER
ANOTHER TEAM?
412
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,222
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU
CAN COACH FOOTBALL?
413
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,830
KEVIN, I JUST HEARD
ABOUT THIS--
414
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,799
DANNY, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
415
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,301
YOU CAN'T COACH FOOTBALL.
416
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,303
HELL, YOU COULDN'T EVEN
PLAY FOOTBALL.
417
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,470
WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT?
418
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,439
WASN'T MINE.
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
419
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,007
WHO SAID LIFE WAS FAIR?
420
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,009
SOME OF US RUN
FOR TOUCHDOWNS,
421
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,877
SOME RUN
THE CLASS PROJECTOR.
422
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,013
I RAN
THE CLASS PROJECTOR.
423
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,681
I'M SURE YOU WERE GREAT.
424
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,051
DANNY, GUYS LIKE YOU
AND KIDS LIKE THAT--
425
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,387
THEY CAN'T HELP IT
THEY'RE NO GOOD,
426
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,455
BUT THEY LEARN THINGS.
427
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,023
I MEAN,
THEY INVENT THINGS.
428
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,825
THEY WIN NOBEL PRIZES.
429
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,361
EINSTEIN--COULD HE CATCH?
430
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,530
DID ANYBODY CARE? NO.
431
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,165
DANNY, LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME. DANNY.
432
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,468
THESE THING THAT YOU DO
WITH THE KIDS--
433
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,037
I THINK THEY'RE GREAT.
I THINK THEY'RE ADMIRABLE.
434
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,540
YOU WANT TO START
A CHESS CLUB,
435
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,709
A LITTLE NATURE WALK CLASS--
THIS IS FINE.
436
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,711
SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT--
437
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,515
IT'S O.K. WITH YOU
IF I DO SOMETHING
WITH THE KIDS?
438
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,150
SURE.
439
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,618
BUT NOT FOOTBALL.
440
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,119
EXACTLY.
441
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,056
I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.
442
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,558
NO, I DON'T.
443
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,626
I DON'T SEE IT YOUR WAY.
444
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,696
I'VE REALLY NEVER
SEEN IT YOUR WAY.
445
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:37,997
I HATE YOUR WAY.
446
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,532
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
447
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,801
YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO ME,
448
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,404
AND I'M SICK OF IT.
449
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,074
WE'RE FORMING
OUR OWN TEAM.
450
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,410
LEAGUE RULES CLEARLY STATE
ONE TOWN, ONE TEAM.
451
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,911
CAN'T HAVE TWO TEAMS.
452
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,245
LET'S HAVE
A PLAY-OFF.
453
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,847
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
WILBUR.
454
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,916
HOW ABOUT IT, FELLAS?
455
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,085
HOW ABOUT IT?
456
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,422
TWO SATURDAYS FROM TODAY.
MEET ME AT HALF COURT.
457
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,857
IT'S THE 50-YARD LINE, DAD.
458
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,562
DANNY.
459
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,365
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
460
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,501
WE JUST WANT TO PLAY.
461
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,739
WHOO!
YEAH!
462
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:31,150
WHERE ARE WE GOING
TO FIND ANYBODY
FOR THE TEAM?
463
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,652
I DON'T KNOW.
464
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,154
IT WAS GOOD,
NOT LIKE IN BASKETBALL--
465
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,823
[CLATTER]
466
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,661
WHOA.
WHOA.
467
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,064
NOTHING BUT GLASS.
468
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,899
YOU WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
469
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,769
MR. O'SHEA,
I HAVE AN AVERSION
TO PAIN AND SUFFERING.
470
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,304
NUBIE,
I'M NOT EVEN TALKING
471
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,674
ABOUT SETTING FOOT
ON THE FIELD.
472
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,910
I NEED SOMEBODY
TO HELP ME COME UP
WITH SOME PLAYS.
473
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,146
WHAT KIND OF PLAYS?
474
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,750
CREATIVE PLAYS.
475
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,852
ANYTHING GOES?
476
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,822
USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
477
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,660
[BELL RINGS]
478
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,694
I'M IN.
479
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,034
YOU EVER
PLAYED FOOTBALL?
NO.
480
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,170
NO.
DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?
481
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,172
YOU WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
NO.
482
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,407
GREAT.
YOU CAN BE ON OUR TEAM.
483
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,316
YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
FLIGHT 45.
484
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,317
DAD!
485
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:40,386
I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY,
SON.
486
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,921
[KISS]
487
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,124
YEAH. THE FLIGHT
GETS IN AT 9:00.
488
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,237
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
489
00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,706
HEY!
490
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,448
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY.
491
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,150
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA!
492
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,685
LOOK AT THIS!
493
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:16,155
O.K. THERE'S MORE
STUFF OVER HERE.
GIVE ME A HAND.
494
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,626
ALL RIGHT. CAREFUL.
495
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,594
SOME OF THESE
ARE ANTIQUES.
496
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,134
TIMMY, I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT GOES THERE.
497
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,503
GUYS, A LOT OF
THIS EQUIPMENT
498
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,004
HAS BEEN USED BEFORE.
499
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,308
AAH!
500
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,810
IT'S A MOM!
501
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,479
[SCREAMING]
502
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,417
EXCUSE ME, COACH.
503
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,720
HI, MR. O'SHEA.
I'M CHERYL BERMAN.
504
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,556
I'M SORRY
JAKE'S SO LATE,
505
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,291
BUT I TOOK HIM
TO SEE DR. HARDING.
506
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,493
HE SNEEZED AND HAD ME
WORRIED SICK.
507
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,829
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAUTIOUS.
508
00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:00,867
WE NEVER THOUGHT
WE'D HAVE CHILDREN
AFTER TRYING FOR 13 YEARS.
509
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,168
IT WAS ME.
510
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,003
WHEN I FINALLY GOT PREGNANT,
511
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,706
THE DOCTOR ORDERED ME
OFF TO BED--
512
00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:09,441
NINE MISERABLE
MONTHS ON MY BACK.
513
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,744
AND THE BIRTH--
GOD ONLY KNOWS THE PAIN.
514
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,446
HE WEIGHED ONLY
1 POUND, 11 OUNCES.
515
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,283
HE SPENT HIS FIRST SIX WEEKS
IN AN INCUBATOR,
516
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,286
AND I THINK FOOTBALL IS JUST
THE MEDICINE FOR HIM.
517
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,621
[SNIFFLING]
518
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,991
MY SHRINK TOLD HER
I GOT TO GET OUT MORE.
519
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,027
I THINK HE'S
GOING TO BE FINE.
520
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,562
OH, O.K.
521
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,541
COOL.
522
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,476
[POP]
523
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,812
THANKS.
I NEEDED THAT.
524
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,949
LET'S KICK SOME BUTT.
525
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,884
* I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I BEEN TOLD *
526
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,986
* BUTZ'S BUTT
IS GREEN WITH MOLD *
527
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,955
* YOU SAY THANK YOU,
I SAY PLEASE *
528
00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:58,057
* KEVIN SITS DOWN
WHEN HE PEES *
529
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,628
[STRAINING]
530
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,664
[GROANING]
531
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,834
LOOKIN' GOOD.
REAL GOOD.
532
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,771
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S STRETCH IT OUT.
533
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,574
[PASSES GAS]
534
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,281
AAH!
535
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,055
AAH!
536
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,728
WHOA!
537
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,703
AAH!
538
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,376
NO!
539
00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,284
AAH!
AAH!
540
00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,318
[PASSES GAS]
541
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,790
[JUNIOR]
HE THROWS! IT'S UP!
542
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,962
YEAH! TOUCHDOWN!
543
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,343
WHAT A THROW!
544
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,045
WHAT A FIND!
545
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,546
WHAT A HUNK!
546
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,149
WAIT A MINUTE!
547
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,051
WHAT AM I SAYING?
548
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,053
I'M THE ICEBOX.
549
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,422
THE ICEBOX
DOESN'T LIKE BOYS.
550
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,926
'CEPT FOR THAT ONE.
551
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,698
HEY, BUDDY!
552
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,933
CATCH THIS!
553
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,002
GOOD CATCH!
554
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,238
NICE ARM!
555
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,541
JUNIOR FLOYD.
I'M HANON.
556
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:56,943
ZOLTECK. WHAT'S UP?
557
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:57,910
I'M TAD.
558
00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,012
COOL.
559
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,480
YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
560
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:04,016
YEAH. LET'S SEE
THAT ARM AGAIN.
561
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,024
WHERE IS HE?
562
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,926
HEY, YOU!
563
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,403
UH...HI.
564
00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:28,174
DAD, DON'T TELL JOKES.
565
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,177
YOU CAN'T TELL JOKES.
YOU NEVER COULD TELL JOKES.
566
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,680
RELAX. I'M GOING
TO ASK HIS MOTHER
IF HE CAN PLAY FOOTBALL.
567
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:37,683
I CAN'T GO IN THERE!
I'D LOOK LIKE A GEEK.
568
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,685
THIS DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE YOU.
569
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,188
YOU GOT A CRUSH
ON THIS GUY?
570
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,324
I'M THE ICEBOX.
I DON'T GET CRUSHES.
571
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,199
OH, MY GOD!
THERE HE IS!
572
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,633
HE IS SO CUTE!
573
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,035
RELAX.
574
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,507
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
HIS MOTHER WAS PATTY FLOYD.
575
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,009
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
576
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,577
WHEN I WAS A KID,
I KINDA HAD--
577
00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:07,279
GET A GRIP!
YOU GET A GRIP!
578
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,016
ONE OF US HAS
TO KNOCK ON THAT DOOR!
579
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,551
YEAH, YOU!
YOU DO IT!
580
00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,753
NO, YOU DO IT!
581
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,124
[DOORBELL RINGS]
582
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,125
HEY!
583
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,292
YOU TRAITOR!
584
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,469
HI. CAN I--
585
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,474
DANNY?
586
00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:36,809
HI.
587
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,578
DANNY O'SHEA,
HOW ARE YOU?
588
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,680
FINE. REALLY GOOD.
589
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,049
WELL, COME ON IN.
590
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,216
SURE.
591
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,293
READY...
592
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,461
GO!
593
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,701
MAN! WHAT AN ARM!
594
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,837
READY...GO!
595
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,821
YAY! YAY!
YAY!
596
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,232
[DANNY]
O.K., HANON, NICE TRY.
597
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,734
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S
GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.
598
00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,369
USE YOUR HANDS.
599
00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:41,507
[JUNIOR]
READY...GO!
600
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:47,079
OH, GOOD CATCH, GUYS.
GOOD CATCH.
601
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:52,684
MY MOM SAYS
THE PADS YOU GAVE ME
WEREN'T ENOUGH.
602
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,853
[LAUGHING]
603
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,832
HEY, THIS IS GREAT!
604
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,267
I DON'T FEEL A--
605
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,971
JAKE?
606
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,907
JAKE?
JAKE? JAKE?
607
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,817
HE WILL NEVER DO IT.
608
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,287
THEY'LL NEVER DO IT.
THEY'VE DONE IT ALREADY.
609
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,221
MAKE YOU A BET?
610
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,923
IF THESE BOYS
DON'T WIN,
611
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,659
I SWEEP OUT THE SHOP
FOR THREE WEEKS.
612
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,827
IT'S GOING TO BE
A LANDSLIDE.
613
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,163
IF THEY DON'T WIN,
614
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,531
I'LL SWEEP IT OUT
FOR A MONTH.
615
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,833
GOOD. YOU GOT WITNESSES,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
616
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,335
YEAH.
YOU REMEMBER THIS.
617
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,837
O.K. STAND LIKE THIS.
COME ON, COME ON.
618
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,507
IT'S A HUDDLE, GUYS.
HUDDLE. LATIN FOR ROUND.
619
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,841
ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.
620
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,343
NOW, COMMUNICATION
IS THE KEY.
621
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,679
I SIGNAL THE QUARTERBACK
WITH THE PLAY.
622
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,182
HE RELATES IT TO YOU
IN THE HUDDLE,
623
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,284
THEN WE TRY IT.
LET'S DO IT.
624
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:01,988
O.K. CURL OUT
TO THE FULLBACK
ON 2.
625
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:05,291
HEY, HOW COME YOU NEVER
CALL A PLAY FOR ME?
626
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,993
YOU'RE A TACKLE,
DIP HEAD.
627
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,795
NOBODY CALLS ME
A DIP HEAD
EXCEPT MY SISTER.
628
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,463
HEY, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS,
629
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,731
WAIT, WAIT.
GUYS,
630
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,200
I'LL
RUN THE BALL.
631
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,701
YOU ALWAYS
RUN THE BALL.
632
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,369
WHY CAN'T I
RUN THE BALL?
633
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,871
BECAUSE YOU'RE SLOW
AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.
634
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:20,872
SAYS WHO?
635
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,873
EVERYBODY SAYS.
636
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,742
I CALL THE PLAY.
637
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,611
WHY CAN'T I
RUN THE BALL?
638
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,279
YOU CAN'T GO
TO MY BIRTHDAY.
639
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:28,380
SO WHAT?
640
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,916
HEY! WHY DON'T I
GET TO PLAY?
641
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:33,719
O.K. THAT WAS GOOD
FOR A FIRST TIME.
642
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,722
READY...GO.
643
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,063
NICE PASS. NICE CATCH.
644
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,734
JUNIOR.
645
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,376
READY...
646
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,577
GO.
647
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,217
YES!
648
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,187
ALL RIGHT!
649
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,391
VERY NICE. O.K., GUYS,
650
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,760
FROM NOW ON,
WE'LL PLAY WITH THIS.
651
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,162
PUT THIS IN THE BATHROOM.
652
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,808
GOOD JOB, ICEBOX.
653
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,043
THANKS.
654
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,080
ANY TIME.
655
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,884
I'LL
GET THE QUARTERBACK.
656
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,519
HUT 1!
657
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,521
HUT 2!
658
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,190
I GOT YOU!
659
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,696
O.K., ICEBOX.
YOU CAN GET OFF ME.
660
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,365
SORRY.
661
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,506
GENTLEMEN,
THAT IS YOUR OPPONENT.
662
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,142
YOU MUST DEFEAT HER
AT ALL COSTS.
663
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,377
PATTERSON, BECKY
IS ALL THEY'VE GOT.
664
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,547
I WANT YOU TO HIT HER
LOW AND HARD.
665
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:09,915
GET IN YOUR POSITION.
666
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,483
HEAD UP, BUTT DOWN.
667
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,018
STICK AND DRIVE.
668
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,053
SET. GO!
669
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,291
OH...
670
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,926
SON,
IT'S A COUCH CUSHION.
671
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,861
IT'S A COUCH CUSHION,
SON.
672
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,663
I WANT YOU
TO WRAP YOUR ARMS
673
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,166
AND DRIVE THROUGH IT.
WRAP AND DRIVE.
674
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,167
STAND BACK.
675
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,468
GO, COACH!
COME ON, COACH!
676
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,203
PRISCILLA,
SHOOT THIS, HONEY.
677
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,904
GO FOR IT, DADDY.
678
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,907
BRIGGS...
679
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,310
COUNT IT OFF.
680
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,345
OH...
681
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,549
READY...
682
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,750
SET.
683
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,784
GO!
684
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,654
KEVIN!
685
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,055
AAH!
686
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:51,323
AAH!
687
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,858
OOF!
688
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,863
OH...DOCTOR.
689
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,633
COACH!
690
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,935
DADDY!
691
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,672
OH...
692
00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,174
THAT'S RIGHT, SPORTS FANS,
693
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,677
IF THERE'S GOING TO BE
PEE WEE FOOTBALL IN URBANIA,
694
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,712
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO PLAY.
695
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:18,184
BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR THE LITTLE GIANTS!
696
00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:24,523
SHE'S TOUGH. SHE'S BAD.
697
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:28,327
SHE'S BECKY
"THE ICEBOX" O'SHEA.
698
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:34,766
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR RAD TAD SIMPSON.
699
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,808
RUDY ZOLTECK,
700
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,644
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
FRIENDLY GAS MAN.
701
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,748
GAS MAN?
I DON'T GET IT.
702
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,583
THINK ABOUT IT.
703
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:55,687
HERE'S RASHID
"HOT HANDS" HANON.
704
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:05,597
SAY HELLO TO TIMMY
"I WANT TO SCORE" MOORE.
705
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,303
THANKS FOR COMING.
SO LONG.
706
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,438
THAT WAS GREAT, COACH.
707
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,640
I WANT
A COPY OF THAT.
708
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,442
JOHNNY, THOUGHT
I'D HAVE A CHANCE
709
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,143
TO MEET YOUR DAD
TONIGHT.
710
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,778
HE'S GOT BUSINESS
AND STUFF.
711
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,780
SEE YOU, COACH.
712
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,148
I'LL SEE YOU.
713
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,316
BYE.
714
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,652
WELL, THE DIP SUCKED.
715
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,788
BUT BOTTOM LINE,
YOU'RE O.K., COACH.
716
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,490
THANKS, JUNIOR.
717
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,492
DO YOU THINK
YOU'D HAVE TIME
718
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:35,294
TO GET ME YOUR BROTHER'S
AUTOGRAPH?
719
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,629
OH, LET'S GO.
720
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,166
DANNY, THIS WAS
SUCH A BLAST.
721
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,501
AH, IT WAS NOTHING.
722
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,002
YOU'RE AMAZING
WITH THOSE KIDS.
723
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,671
ALL THAT TIME I KNEW YOU,
724
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,374
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU'D BE LIKE THIS.
725
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,041
WELL, I WAS 11.
726
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,443
YEAH.
727
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,111
I GUESS I'VE CHANGED.
728
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:56,114
WELL,
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
729
00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:57,449
HAVE I CHANGED?
730
00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,750
WELL, YOU'RE TALLER,
731
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,353
AND YOU HAVE YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE.
732
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,355
AND TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU,
733
00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:07,526
YOUR FACE IS EXACTLY
AS I REMEMBER IT.
734
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,861
COME ON, MOM!
735
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,300
GOOD NIGHT, DANNY.
736
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,767
SEE YOU, COACH.
737
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,136
GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS.
738
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,104
SLEEP TIGHTLY.
739
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,106
TIGHT.
740
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,441
DUMB.
741
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,545
O.K.
LET'S CLEAN IT UP.
742
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,381
[LAUGHING]
743
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,517
THERE HE GOES!
HA HA HA!
744
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,852
[KAREN] OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE THIS.
745
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,354
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
746
00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:39,391
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU
GOING TO WATCH THIS?
747
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,859
IT'S MAKING ME NAUSEOUS.
748
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,394
YOU KILL ME!
749
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,697
MOM, COME ON.
LET'S CALM DOWN.
LET'S CALM DOWN!
750
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,400
I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO MAKE A POINT
751
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,868
THAT BECKY'S
ALL THEY'VE GOT.
752
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,069
OH, DAD.
753
00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:53,772
TO WIN, WE'VE GOT
TO NEUTRALIZE HER.
754
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,841
WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT JUNIOR?
755
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,944
WHO?
756
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:05,884
HUT-1! HUT-2!
HUT-3!
757
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,891
LOOK AT THE CANNON
ON THAT KID.
758
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,762
HE'S PLAYING
FOR THE WRONG TEAM.
759
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,064
HUT-1! HUT-2! HUT-3!
760
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,203
YEAH!
761
00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:27,573
[DANNY]
THAT'S THE WAY.
COME ON BACK.
762
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,913
THAT'S GOOD, JOHNNY.
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.
763
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,982
SPIES.
764
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,283
WHERE?
765
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,885
IN THE WEEDS.
766
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,922
SOMEBODY'S
A LITTLE SCARED, HUH?
767
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,992
O.K., GUYS.
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
768
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,661
THEN WE'LL START RUNNING
THE SUPER-SECRET PLAY.
769
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,963
I'M JUST GOING TO GET
THE DIAGRAM.
770
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,966
COACH, THEY'RE
GOING TO DO THE
SUPER-SECRET PLAY.
771
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,737
[HIGH VOICE]
STATE POLICE? OH, THANK GOD.
772
00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,372
THIS IS THELMA MAY ROGERS.
773
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,841
I'M 86 YEARS OLD.
I LIVE IN URBANIA.
774
00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:04,275
THERE ARE TWO MEN
775
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,545
DOWN THE BRIDGE
FROM THE SHELL STATION
776
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:07,946
SPYING ON SOME KIDS.
777
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,147
[CRYING]
778
00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,482
WE'RE ALL SO UPSET.
779
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,017
I DON'T THINK
IT'S RIGHT
780
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,953
FOR MEN THEIR AGE
PARADING AROUND
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.
781
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,154
PLEASE HURRY.
782
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,456
OH!
783
00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,290
NICE GOING.
784
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,292
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
785
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,295
THEY GOT THE GUARDS
IN THE BACKFIELD.
786
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,199
THEY GOT THE CENTER
TO THE RIGHT, AND--
787
00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,469
AND THE QUARTERBACK
ISN'T EVEN THERE.
788
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,138
THEY'RE STANDING AROUND,
BUTZ.
789
00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,077
OH, YEAH.
790
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:41,947
FREEZE!
791
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,850
I'M ON A ROLL,
HUH?
792
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,518
YOUR SANDWICH,
O DANGEROUS ONE.
793
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,987
FUNNY. LAST NIGHT
I GO OUT THE WINDOW.
794
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,656
TODAY I'M ARRESTED,
795
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,990
HANDCUFFED,
HUMILIATED.
796
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,358
MY OWN BROTHER.
797
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,361
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL
MARRIED TO A PEEPING TOM.
798
00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:57,663
THAT WAS
A BRILLIANT MOVE--
799
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,197
CALLING
THE STATE COPS
800
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,699
INSTEAD
OF THE LOCAL COPS.
801
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:03,201
I DIDN'T THINK
DANNY HAD IT IN HIM.
802
00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:04,703
I'LL GET HIM BACK,
THOUGH.
803
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,705
THIS COULD HAVE
ALL BEEN AVOIDED
804
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,206
IF YOU'D
FORMED ONE TEAM.
805
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,708
THE PEOPLE
IN THIS TOWN
806
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,209
EXPECT KEVIN O'SHEA
TO WIN.
807
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,545
NOBODY BUYS A CHEVY
FROM A LOSER.
808
00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:16,548
HONEY, THIS IS
PEE WEE FOOTBALL,
REMEMBER?
809
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,550
THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
810
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,486
ALL THE FUN IS GONE NOW.
811
00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:23,789
SEE, NOW...IT'S WAR.
812
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,192
COME ON. LET'S GO.
KEEP MOVING.
813
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,763
COME ON. COME ON.
MAKE THE CUT.
814
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,433
COME ON. PROTECT THE BALL.
815
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:36,835
GOOD. GOOD.
816
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,337
LIFT THEM.
LIFT THOSE LEGS.
817
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:40,539
ATTA BOY.
818
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,541
DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!
COME ON!
819
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:43,975
UNLOAD
IN THIS THING!
820
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,848
VERY NICE. LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD.
821
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,021
THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS.
MAKE 'EM POP.
822
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,626
YES!
823
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:16,675
YEAH!
824
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:18,309
JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!
825
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,478
WHOA!
826
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,248
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
827
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,959
* WORKIN'
AT THE CAR WASH *
828
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:37,295
* WORKIN'
AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH *
829
00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:39,297
* COME ON
AND SING IT WITH ME *
830
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:41,266
* CAR WASH *
831
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,670
HEY!
832
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,574
HEY!
833
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,710
[HONK HONK HONK]
834
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,645
[HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK]
835
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,346
PUT THE TOP UP
836
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,915
IF YOU
WANT IT WASHED.
837
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,450
I DIDN'T COME
FOR A CAR WASH.
838
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,753
YOU'RE WASTING OUR TIME
WITH THIS GAME.
839
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,289
WE SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING
ON SUTTERVILLE.
840
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,759
YOU DON'T BELONG
ON THE SAME FIELD
AS YOUR BROTHER.
841
00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:10,061
$1.00 FOR THE WASH,
BUTZ.
842
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,230
YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF
843
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,032
WITH THEM
LITTLE DIRT BALLS.
844
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,067
IF I WAS A MAMA HEN
845
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,569
AND THEY WAS MY CHICKS,
846
00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:21,740
I'D LEAD THEM TO WATER
AND LET THEM DROWN.
847
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,041
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME,
848
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,744
YOU'RE THE TENTH CAR
THAT'S COME IN HERE.
849
00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,679
YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO A FREE WASH.
850
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,547
O.K., GUYS, WASH IT.
851
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:32,951
* WORKIN'
AT THE CAR WASH *
852
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:35,787
* TALKIN'
ABOUT THE CAR WASH *
853
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,156
* CAR WASH, YEAH *
854
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,725
* COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET'S SING IT WITH ME *
855
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,127
* CAR WASH *
856
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,262
* SING IT
WITH FEELING, Y'ALL *
857
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,531
* CAR WASH, YEAH *
858
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,099
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *
859
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,234
* CAR WASH *
860
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,568
OH!
861
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,274
HEY, JUNIOR.
862
00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:57,943
* CAR WASH *
863
00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,544
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *
864
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,847
* TALKIN'
ABOUT THE CAR WASH *
865
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,982
* COME ON, Y'ALL *
866
00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,350
TRUCE.
867
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,585
AAH!
868
00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,654
NO!
869
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,988
* CAR WASH, YEAH *
870
00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,890
AH-CHOO!
871
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:15,060
HEY, DAN,
WE'RE NEXT.
872
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,594
HEY, UNCLE DAN.
873
00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:17,663
HI, DEB.
874
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:18,664
HI, JUNIOR.
875
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,065
HEY, BECKY,
CHECK IT OUT.
876
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,400
MOM GOT US UNIFORMS
FOR THE GAME.
877
00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,568
COOL.
878
00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:25,536
I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU,
879
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,238
IN THE HUDDLE
WITH JUNIOR FLOYD!
880
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:30,075
EVEN 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
THINK HE'S A FOX.
881
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,243
YEAH, WELL I
REALLY DON'T NOTICE.
882
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,578
WELL, SEE YOU.
883
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:34,746
YEAH.
884
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:36,581
HEY, HI, JUNIOR.
885
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:37,916
WHAT'S UP?
886
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,118
I'M GOING TO BE
AT THE GAME SATURDAY.
887
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:44,890
HEY, ICEBOX, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD BECOME
A CHEERLEADER.
888
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,459
BUBBLES AND STUFF.
889
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:49,594
HEY.
890
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:51,763
AAH!
891
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,431
HA HA! JUNIOR!
892
00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:54,733
HA HA HA!
893
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,735
HEY! DON'T!
894
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:00,806
THERE YOU GO.
895
00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:21,793
GIVE ME A "J,"
896
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,795
GIVE ME A "U,"
897
00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:25,263
GIVE ME A "N--"
898
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,664
[DANNY]
BECKY!
899
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,537
I GOT AN IDEA
FOR A NEW DEFENSE.
900
00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:35,540
I'VE BEEN READING
ABOUT THIS MONSTER
BACK THING.
901
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,043
YOU RUN AROUND
THE FIELD CAUSING
GREAT DESTRUCTION.
902
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,911
ARE YOU
WEARING LIPSTICK?
903
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:40,912
UH...
904
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:41,913
NO...
905
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,482
IT'S A CHERRY
TOOTSIE POP.
906
00:44:44,549 --> 00:44:45,951
OH.
907
00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:51,790
[SIGHS]
908
00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,324
HA HA HA HA.
909
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:54,793
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
910
00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,562
O'SHEA CHEVROLET.
911
00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,298
I GOT A HOT TIP
FOR YOU.
912
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,200
HA HA HA HA.
913
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,468
BUTZ!
914
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,103
GO AHEAD, ORVILLE,
I'M LISTENING.
915
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,438
THERE'S A NEW
FAMILY IN TOWN.
CAPICE?
916
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,341
THEY GOT A TOUGH
10-YEAR-OLD.
HE'S A MONSTER.
917
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,477
I'M TALKING
REAL BIG.
918
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,745
OH, YEAH, HOW BIG?
919
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,246
PUT IT THIS WAY--
920
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,116
IF HE WAS A TROUT,
YOU WOULDN'T THROW
HIM BACK.
921
00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:21,286
THANKS A LOT, BUDDY.
I OWE YOU ONE.
922
00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:22,320
THANKS.
923
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:26,057
HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.
924
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,597
HI, BIG JIM.
925
00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:34,232
HEY, THERE, KEVIN.
926
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,271
KEV, WHERE YOU GOING?
927
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:44,042
JUST OUT FOR
A LITTLE SPIN, DANNY.
928
00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,944
WHAT'S WITH THE GO-CART?
929
00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:49,447
AW, BECKY ASKED ME TO
CHECK THE COMPRESSION.
930
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:01,626
YOU FOLLOWING ME?
931
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:02,861
NO.
932
00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,363
YOU FOLLOWING ME?
933
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,932
NO.
934
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,168
ARE YOU LYING TO ME?
935
00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:11,302
NO.
936
00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,940
HE'S MINE, DANNY!
DAMN IT!
937
00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:17,475
HERE THEY COME!
DANNY'S IN THE GO-CART.
938
00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:29,921
THIS WHOLE TOWN
MAY LOVE YOU,
939
00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:32,991
BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS HOW
SICK YOU ARE.
940
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,559
I TREATED YOU
LIKE A PRINCE.
941
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,027
YOU IGNORED ME!
942
00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,063
I TOOK YOU TO SEE
THE CLEVELAND INDIANS.
943
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,899
YOU LEFT ME
IN THE STADIUM.
944
00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:50,508
[HORN BLOWS]
945
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,255
DAMN IT!
946
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,339
OHH!
947
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,978
EXCUSE ME.
948
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,714
ARE YOU, UH...
949
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,483
HEY, DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE COACH O'SHEA.
950
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,820
YEAH, I'M COACH O'SHEA.
951
00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,822
HA! YOU'RE
COACH O'SHEA!
952
00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,392
WHO AM I?
LOOK AT THIS.
HUH? HUH?
953
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,495
WHO AM I?
954
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:47,465
OH, YOU'RE REMEMBERING
MY OLD PLAYING DAYS.
955
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,500
REMEMBERING THEM?
I TREASURE THEM.
956
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:52,170
YOU'RE THE REASON
WE MOVED TO THIS TOWN,
957
00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,973
YOU AND THAT POP WARNER
FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
958
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,543
YOU, UH, YOU
LOOK KIND OF SMALL
FOR A FOOTBALL STAR.
959
00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:05,883
THAT'S WHAT
THEY ALL THOUGHT.
960
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,588
YEAH.
961
00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:11,856
SO WHERE IS YOUR--
962
00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,391
HIS NAME'S SPIKE.
963
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,260
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
964
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,794
HANG ON A SECOND.
SPIKE!
965
00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:18,529
COME ON DOWN HERE.
966
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,467
I WANT YOU TO
MEET COACH O'SHEA.
967
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,341
LOOK AT THE BOY.
968
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,044
HE WAS BRED FOR
FOOTBALL GLORY.
969
00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:35,580
THE FIRST SKIN
HE TOUCHED
WAS A PIGSKIN.
970
00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,716
PUSHING A FOOTBALL
ACROSS THE LIVING
WITH HIS HEAD
971
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,118
AT 4 MONTHS.
972
00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,687
DID HIS
FIRST PULL-UP
AT 18 MONTHS.
973
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,222
GIVE ME 10!
974
00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,224
RUNS A 40
IN 6.5 FLAT,
975
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,259
BENCH PRESSES TWICE
HIS OWN WEIGHT.
976
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:51,762
WON THE 8-YEAR-OLD
DIVISION OF THE
PASS, PUNT, AND RUN
977
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,831
WHEN HE WAS 5.
978
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:57,068
O'SHEA, I'VE BEEN
CULTIVATING HIM,
979
00:48:57,135 --> 00:48:59,470
GROOMING HIM.
980
00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,672
EVERY NIGHT, BEFORE
HE GOES TO BED,
981
00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:04,375
I MASSAGE HIS HAMSTRINGS
WITH EVAPORATED MILK.
982
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,211
YEAH.
983
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,348
HE'S QUITE A BOY.
984
00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:11,282
OH.
985
00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:12,617
PLAY TO DIE!
986
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,253
KNEES HIGH!
KNEES HIGH!
987
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,722
GUYS, I GOT GREAT NEWS.
988
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,858
WE GOT A NEW PLAYER.
989
00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:21,859
MAMA!
WHOA!
990
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,661
WHO'S THAT?
991
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,896
LOOKS LIKE
A SIDE OF BEEF.
992
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,199
OR A GENETICS EXPERIMENT
GONE TERRIBLY WRONG.
993
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:29,667
WHERE'S
HIS SOCKS?
994
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,202
WHERE'S HIS NECK?
995
00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,104
HE'S BIGGER
THAN MY DAD.
996
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:34,939
SPIKE'S IN HELL.
997
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:38,309
SPIKE'S
IN PEE-WEE HELL.
998
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,611
GUYS, SPIKE'S
OUR NEW TAILBACK.
999
00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:43,381
GREAT. NOW WE CAN
RUN THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO.
1000
00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,416
WHAT'S THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO?
1001
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,918
I DON'T KNOW IF
WE'RE READY FOR THAT.
1002
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,421
WHAT FORMATION
DO YOU LIKE TO RUN?
1003
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,490
POWER "I."
WHO'S SPIKE'S
LEAD BLOCKER?
1004
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,125
THE ICEBOX.
1005
00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,093
WHERE'S HE AT?
1006
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,427
RIGHT HERE.
1007
00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:00,965
IS SPIKE MISTAKEN?
AREN'T YOU A GIRL?
1008
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,967
GEE, GOOD EYE.
1009
00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,902
SPIKE DON'T
PLAY WITH GIRLS.
1010
00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:06,404
SHE'S PRETTY GOOD,
SPIKE.
1011
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,140
SPIKE DON'T CARE.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
1012
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,841
SPIKE
DON'T PLAY WITH--
1013
00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:14,379
I CAN TACKLE ANYTHING,
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE.
GOT THAT?
1014
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,614
LOOK, YOU BERSERKO
BARBIE DOLL,
1015
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,817
WHEN YOU
MESS WITH SPIKE,
YOU MESS WITH DEATH.
1016
00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,586
CAN YOU WALK THE WALK?
1017
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:22,587
I WILL!
TRY ME!
1018
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:23,588
LET'S GO!
1019
00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:24,589
RIGHT NOW!
1020
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,424
SOMEBODY CALL 911!
1021
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:29,194
ALL RIGHT,
O.K., O.K., HOLD IT.
1022
00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,129
[DING DING]
1023
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,997
BECKY, GET
THAT CAR, PLEASE.
1024
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:37,068
WHY ME? SO YOU CAN
PLAY WITH THIS APE?
1025
00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,670
CAN I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, PLEASE?
1026
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:48,279
YOUR LEG'S BIGGER
THAN MY BODY.
1027
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,082
WITH THIS GUY,
WE GOT AN ACTUAL
SHOT AT WINNING.
1028
00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:52,817
GIVE ME A MINUTE
1029
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,287
TO GET HIM
USED TO THE IDEA OF
PLAYING WITH A GIRL.
1030
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:58,756
YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN TAKE HIM.
1031
00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:00,191
[HORN HONKS]
1032
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,393
THIS IS
A BUNCH OF CRAP.
1033
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:22,046
SHIRLEY.
1034
00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,348
HI, KEVIN.
1035
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,224
ICEBOX NOT HUNGRY?
1036
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,226
ALERT THE MEDIA.
1037
00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,228
HOW YOU DOING,
HOT SHOT?
1038
00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:39,330
HEY, LOUISE.
THANK YOU, DEAR.
1039
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,769
GOOD SHOT.
1040
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,705
YOU STILL MAD AT ME FOR
NOT PICKING YOU, HUH?
1041
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:48,906
NO.
1042
00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:51,209
I GUESS YOU GOT
YOUR OWN TEAM NOW.
1043
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,543
IT'S NOT MY TEAM.
1044
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,712
IT'S SPIKE'S TEAM.
1045
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,583
DAD'S GOT
A BIG CRUSH ON HIM.
1046
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:01,819
AH, DON'T BE SO HARD
ON THE OLD MAN.
1047
00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:05,223
CAN'T BE EASY ON HIM
HAVING ME AS A BROTHER,
1048
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,124
OR YOU AS A DAUGHTER.
1049
00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:09,126
HA HA. VERY FUNNY.
1050
00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:10,495
HA HA HA.
1051
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,997
PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME,
WE'RE STUBBORN.
1052
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,766
WE DON'T GET
OUR OWN WAY, WATCH OUT.
1053
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,269
YOU MEAN, WHEN YOU
WERE PLAYING FOOTBALL,
1054
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:20,938
YOU WANTED TO
KILL YOUR COACH, TOO?
1055
00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:23,341
BECKY, YOU CAN'T
FAULT THE GUY
FOR TRYING TO WIN.
1056
00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:25,543
HE DOESN'T
WANT TO WIN.
1057
00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:29,013
HE JUST WANTS TO
SHOW EVERYONE HE'S
NOT SCARED OF YOU.
1058
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:30,515
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1059
00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,517
I THOUGHT
I WANTED TO PLAY,
1060
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:35,019
BUT NOW THERE'S
ALL THIS OTHER STUFF.
1061
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:36,754
WHAT OTHER STUFF?
1062
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,556
NOT FOOTBALL STUFF.
1063
00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,090
AHH.
1064
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,892
MM-HMM.
1065
00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:44,729
DEBBIE LIKES JUNIOR,
DOESN'T SHE?
1066
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,866
DOES VERONICA
LIKE ARCHIE?
1067
00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:54,972
SHE'S GOING TO GET HIM.
I KNOW IT.
1068
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:58,376
SHE'D PROBABLY
KILL ME IF SHE KNEW
I TOLD YOU THIS,
1069
00:52:58,443 --> 00:53:01,011
BUT, UH, YOU
WANT TO FIND A BOY,
1070
00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:04,615
YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT
HOW BOYS THINK.
1071
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,484
AND IF THIS BOY'S
A QUARTERBACK,
1072
00:53:06,551 --> 00:53:09,153
HE'S PROBABLY GOING
TO WANT SOME CUTE GIRL,
1073
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,389
NOT SOME TEAMMATE.
1074
00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,660
BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
BEING A CUTE GIRL.
1075
00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,328
I'M GOOD AT SPORTS.
1076
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:20,197
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
YOU'RE AN O'SHEA.
1077
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,567
LISTEN TO UNCLE KEVIN.
1078
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,770
YOU GOT MORE TO OFFER
THAN FOOTBALL.
1079
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:27,605
A LOT MORE.
1080
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:28,739
YOU THINK SO?
1081
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:30,508
I KNOW SO.
1082
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:34,479
HEY, UNCLE KEVIN...
1083
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,013
[SIGHS]
1084
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,249
DO YOU
THINK I'M PRETTY?
1085
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,718
NO.
1086
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,655
I THINK
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
1087
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:56,901
[SPLISH]
1088
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,304
O.K., GUYS, LET'S MAKE THIS
POWER "I" FORMATION WORK.
1089
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,605
READY? BREAK!
1090
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,144
READY...
1091
00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:08,679
SET...
1092
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,748
HUT-1, HUT-2!
1093
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,117
UHH!
1094
00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:14,819
WHOA!
1095
00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,022
YOU CALL THIS A TEAM?
1096
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,390
UHH!
1097
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:21,326
HEY, YOU, PRETTY BOY,
1098
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:24,128
NEXT TIME YOU HAND OFF
TO SPIKE, PUT IT HERE.
1099
00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,964
BOOM! AND YOU, FAT LINEMAN.
1100
00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,132
YOU RANG?
1101
00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:30,535
GET YOUR JELLY ROLLS
OUT OF SPIKE'S WAY
1102
00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,703
UNLESS YOU
WANT CLEAT MARKS
1103
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,672
UP YOUR FAT BACK.
1104
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:37,808
SPIKE!
1105
00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:41,111
GET IN THE CAR, SON.
1106
00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:43,548
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1107
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,551
OH, NO.
1108
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,254
YOU'RE A COWBOY NOW.
1109
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,556
THANK YOU, FOOTBALL GOD.
1110
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,257
WHERE'S
HE GOING?
1111
00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,760
SO YOU'RE A HEISMAN
TROPHY WINNER, HUH?
1112
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:58,796
I SAID I WAS COACH O'SHEA,
NOT KEVIN.
1113
00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:01,632
YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY SLICK, HUH?
1114
00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:03,468
I CAN'T WAIT
TILL TOMORROW.
1115
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:05,403
ONE MORE DAY, BABY!
1116
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,406
ONE MORE DAY.
1117
00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:19,784
GREAT. THE OTHER
GUYS HAVE SPIKE.
1118
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,118
AND WE GOT NOTHIN'.
1119
00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:22,086
WE GOT US.
1120
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,287
WE STINK.
1121
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,155
YOU CAN'T CATCH,
HOT HANDS.
1122
00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:27,458
AT LEAST HE CAN WALK,
CRUSH JERK.
1123
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,759
HAVE ANOTHER
POP TART.
1124
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:29,927
YEAH, FART BOY,
1125
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,229
OR CAN'T YOU OPEN
YOUR BIG MOUTH
WIDE ENOUGH?
1126
00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:33,998
COME ON. THAT'S ENOUGH.
1127
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,800
COACH IS RIGHT.
BREAK IT UP.
1128
00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:38,503
SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO GOOD
IT MAKES US SICK!
1129
00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:41,205
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO PLAY?
1130
00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:43,040
NO PROBLEMO.
1131
00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,308
I'M OUT OF HERE.
1132
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,644
NICE WORK. IF
IT WASN'T FOR HIM,
1133
00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:48,613
WE WOULDN'T
EVEN HAVE A TEAM.
1134
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,548
IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM,
1135
00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:52,617
MAYBE
YOU'D STOP DROOLING
AND PLAY FOOTBALL.
1136
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,184
YEAH,
HE'S RIGHT.
1137
00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:57,254
WHY CAN'T WE JUST
ALL PLAY TOGETHER?
1138
00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,156
OH, SHUT UP, DIPSTICK.
1139
00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:02,159
YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE MAIN REASON SPIKE QUIT.
1140
00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:03,661
QUIT BAWLING,
YOU BIG BABY.
1141
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,164
I CAN CRY IF I WANT.
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
1142
00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:08,399
I CAN EVEN DO THIS.
1143
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,967
OW! OW!
1144
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,702
NICE KICK.
1145
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,407
HEY, GUYS, PRACTICE
ISN'T OVER YET.
1146
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:18,008
WHO CARES?
WHO CARES?
1147
00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,926
WHAT'S THE USE?
I AM A DIPSTICK.
1148
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,795
I'LL NEVER GET TO PLAY.
1149
00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,166
HEY, KID,
YOU GOT A SECOND?
1150
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,368
WE HAVE TO GET
TO A BANQUET,
1151
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,370
WHERE THE HALL
OF FAME IS,
1152
00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,606
WE TOOK A WRONG TURN
SOMEWHERE.
1153
00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:51,609
WE STARTED OUT HERE
ON I-70,
1154
00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:54,612
COMING ACROSS HERE,
WE WENT UP 104,
1155
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:57,081
TOOK THE 49, THEN
WE TOOK SHORTCUTS.
1156
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,683
WE GO 10,
12, 48, HUT.
1157
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,685
WE HAVE TO
HIT CANTON HARD.
1158
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:02,853
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE ARE.
1159
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,957
UH, GUYS?
1160
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,927
NOW, WHAT?
1161
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,862
LET'S PLAY SOME BALL.
1162
00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,000
OH! WHOA!
1163
00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,001
WHOA! OH!
1164
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,503
EMTMAN.
1165
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:20,337
TIM BROWN.
1166
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:21,539
BRUCE SMITH.
1167
00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,073
EMMITT SMITH.
1168
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,509
WHOA!
1169
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,280
TAKE A SHOT.
JUST BLOCK ME.
1170
00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,316
UH-UH.
1171
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,084
COME ON.
YOU CAN DO IT.
1172
00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:35,085
NO WAY.
1173
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,721
COME ON. DON'T BE SCARED.
1174
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,422
RUN THROUGH ME.
RUN THROUGH ME.
1175
00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:41,391
COME ON. GET THE FEAR
OUT OF YOUR EYES!
1176
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,693
LET'S GO! COME ON!
1177
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,461
UHH!
1178
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,600
YEAH!
1179
00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:52,770
YEAH!
1180
00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,439
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT
NOW. GOOD JOB.
1181
00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:56,574
JUST REMEMBER.
1182
00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:59,644
FOOTBALL'S 80% MENTAL,
40% PHYSICAL.
1183
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,146
RIGHT. RIGHT.
1184
00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:04,549
WHAT?
1185
00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,450
I WASN'T ALWAYS THE BIGGEST.
1186
00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:08,318
I WASN'T ALWAYS THE FASTEST.
1187
00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:10,220
I WASN'T
ALWAYS THE SMARTEST,
1188
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:14,058
BUT I BELIEVED WITHIN MYSELF
THAT I WAS A GIANT.
1189
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,593
THEN HE PIVOTS, FAKES,
1190
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:18,596
CHUCKS THE BIG BOMB
HALFWAY DOWN THE FIELD
1191
00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:20,898
TO OUR, HOPEFULLY,
STILL WIDE-OPEN TAILBACK.
1192
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:23,801
I CALL IT THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO.
1193
00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:24,802
NOT BAD.
1194
00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:25,636
REALLY?
1195
00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,839
I KIND OF STOLE IT
FROM YOU--
1196
00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,340
RAIDERS/VIKINGS--
SUPER BOWL 11.
1197
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,342
HEY, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
1198
00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:33,343
THANKS.
1199
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,645
PROBLEM IS...
1200
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,747
WE DON'T HAVE A TAILBACK.
1201
00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:41,719
HMM. LISTEN, WHAT
IF YOU TRIED THIS?
1202
00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:43,287
KNOW WHAT
THIS IS CALLED?
1203
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:44,354
[POP]
1204
00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:45,590
WOW! WHOA!
1205
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,025
INTIMIDATION.
1206
00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,393
COOL. WHOA.
1207
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,962
NOW, TOMORROW WHEN
YOU GO TO THE GAME,
1208
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,198
YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE INTIMIDATED.
1209
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,767
LET ME SEE YOUR GAME FACES.
1210
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,803
GRR! GRR! GRR!
1211
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,572
NO, NO. YOU CAN
DO BETTER THAN THAT.
1212
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,540
LET ME SEE YOUR GAME FACES.
1213
00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:05,910
GRR! GRR! GRR!
1214
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,412
TRY THIS.
1215
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,381
GRR! GRR!
GRR! GRR!
1216
00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:13,584
THAT'S IT, GUYS.
NOW COME AND GET ME.
1217
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,452
GRR! GRR! GRR!
1218
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:18,022
ARRR!
1219
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:20,557
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
1220
00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,193
HEY, COACH, MIND
IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
1221
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,729
YEAH.
1222
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:28,332
I GOT A BIG GAME COMING UP.
YOU GOT ANY ADVICE?
1223
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,533
GOOD LUCK.
1224
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,035
WAIT. THAT'S IT?
1225
00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:31,969
LATER.
1226
00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,003
SEE YA, STEVE.
1227
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,038
BYE, EMMITT.
1228
00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:35,072
HAVE
A GOOD TRIP.
1229
00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:37,675
THERE'S NO BIG SECRET
TO WINNING FOOTBALL.
1230
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,177
IT'S JUST DOING WHAT
THESE GUYS DO EVERY GAME.
1231
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,847
JUST GO OUT
AND GIVE IT YOUR BEST.
1232
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,515
I TOOK A TEAM
TO A SUPER BOWL,
1233
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,051
AND WE WON.
1234
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:50,487
I EVEN HAD SOME GUYS ON
THAT TEAM NOBODY WANTED,
1235
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,122
BUT WE WERE A TEAM,
1236
00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:55,259
THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS ARE.
YOU'RE A FOOTBALL TEAM.
1237
00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:58,863
THAT'S LIKE A FAMILY, EXCEPT
YOU GET TO HIT EACH OTHER,
1238
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,865
BUT YOU HAVE
TO STICK TOGETHER.
1239
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,599
DO THAT, AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
1240
01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:04,268
THANKS, MR. MADDEN.
1241
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,302
THANKS, MR. MADDEN!
1242
01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:06,904
SEE YA!
1243
01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:09,473
LET ME TELL
YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING.
1244
01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,909
THIS AIN'T JUST A FOOTBALL.
1245
01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:16,613
THIS IS YOUR HOPES,
YOUR DREAMS, YOUR AMBITIONS.
1246
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:18,615
YOUR SOUL ON A ROLL.
1247
01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,084
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
1248
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,987
TOMORROW ON THAT FIELD,
IT'S DO OR DIE...
1249
01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,989
WIN OR CRY!
1250
01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:26,023
GO, BABY! GO!
1251
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,559
MEN, TONIGHT
WHEN YOU GO HOME,
1252
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,996
I WANT YOU TO BRUSH
YOUR LITTLE TEETH.
1253
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,431
I WANT YOU TO WASH
YOUR LITTLE FACES
1254
01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:37,601
AND DREAM THE SWEET DREAMS
OF FOOTBALL GLORY.
1255
01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:39,103
'CAUSE TOMORROW,
1256
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,605
WE'RE CRUSHING THE LITTLE
GIANTS INTO SMITHEREENS.
1257
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:43,674
WHAT DO YOU SAY, MEN?
1258
01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:44,875
YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
1259
01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:46,143
YEAH!
1260
01:01:07,131 --> 01:01:08,065
GUESS WHO?
1261
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,066
WHO?
1262
01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:10,067
ME.
1263
01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:11,035
HEY, JUNIOR.
1264
01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:12,970
HEY. EW,
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1265
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:16,206
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE
TRYING TO SWALLOW EACH
OTHER'S HEADS.
1266
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:17,307
THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG.
1267
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:19,810
YOU HAVE TO MOVE
YOUR HEAD DRAMATICALLY,
1268
01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:22,679
LIKE KEVIN COSTNER DID
IN ROBIN HOOD, LIKE THIS.
1269
01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:27,651
NO. IN MOVIES, THEY
DO THAT CHICKEN-PECKING,
MOUTH HALF-OPEN THING,
1270
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:29,119
LIKE THIS, "HEY, BABY."
1271
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,120
[SMACK SMACK]
1272
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,121
NO.
1273
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:32,122
UH-UH.
1274
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,590
CHECK THIS OUT.
1275
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:37,928
MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT
HER AND HER BOYFRIEND
USE THEIR TONGUES.
1276
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:39,663
EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1277
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:40,965
I KNOW. SPIT SWAPPERS.
1278
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,800
YEAH. KIND OF LIKE THEM.
1279
01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:44,468
TONSIL HOCKEY.
1280
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,071
HA HA HA.
1281
01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,673
YOU KNOW,
THE ONLY PROBLEM
1282
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:52,509
WITH KISSING
YOUR OWN HAND IS...
1283
01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:53,510
WHAT?
1284
01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:55,012
IT DOESN'T KISS BACK.
1285
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,181
YOU WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO KISS?
1286
01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:58,415
NO. WHY, DO YOU?
1287
01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:01,852
NO. OOH, I JUST
GOT THAT VOMIT TASTE
IN MY MOUTH.
1288
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:03,353
WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN
HOW EVENTUALLY
1289
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:06,056
IF YOU WANT KIDS
AND A JOB.
1290
01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:08,793
YOU CAN HAVE KIDS
WITHOUT KISSING.
1291
01:02:08,859 --> 01:02:10,995
BUT YOU CAN'T GET A JOB.
1292
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,063
WELL, I'LL
BECOME A TEACHER.
1293
01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:15,399
BUT WHAT IF YOU
WERE FORCED TO?
1294
01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:18,668
WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD TO
LEARN WITH A FRIEND?
1295
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,504
YOU KNOW,
FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES.
1296
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,505
UHH.
1297
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:22,639
NO WAY.
1298
01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:25,509
LOOK, IF I HAD
TO LEARN HOW TO KISS,
1299
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,511
AND I MEAN
ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY
1300
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,647
NO WAY OUT OF IT
NO MATTER WHAT,
1301
01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:33,017
I HAD TO LEARN
HOW TO KISS...
1302
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,886
WELL, THEN I THINK I'D
WANT TO LEARN WITH...
1303
01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:38,088
LET ME GUESS.
1304
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,724
DEBBIE.
1305
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,192
I DON'T KNOW.
1306
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,727
BUT IF NOT HER,
1307
01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:47,264
DEFINITELY ANOTHER
CHEERLEADER-TYPE, RIGHT?
1308
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,133
MAYBE.
1309
01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:50,667
I DON'T KNOW.
1310
01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,837
THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
1311
01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:54,972
HEY, JUNIOR...
1312
01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:58,208
IF I WAS MORE
LIKE THOSE CHEERLEADERS,
1313
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,344
YOU'D WANT
TO LEARN WITH ME.
1314
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,412
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
1315
01:03:02,479 --> 01:03:03,848
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
1316
01:03:03,914 --> 01:03:06,183
YOU'RE COOL.
YOU'RE THE ICEBOX.
1317
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,685
YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE MET
1318
01:03:08,752 --> 01:03:11,321
THAT CAN BEAT UP MY DAD.
1319
01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:12,289
HEH.
1320
01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,358
ANYWAYS,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1321
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,208
[KNOCKING]
1322
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,646
HEY.
1323
01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:38,648
HEY, UNCLE KEV.
1324
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:39,783
IS, UH...
1325
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,919
AUNT KAREN HOME?
1326
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:49,826
COME ON IN, BUDDY.
1327
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:55,632
NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU CAN'T.
1328
01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:59,836
THIS TEAM HAS COME TOO FAR
TO LOSE BY A LOUSY CALL.
1329
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,138
WATCH THE GRABBING, ZEBRA.
1330
01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:03,507
THEY'RE GIVING HIM
THE BUSINESS OUT THERE.
1331
01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:04,808
WHAT? YOU'RE
THROWING ME OUT?
1332
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,476
I'LL THROW YOU OUT.
1333
01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:08,445
I'LL THROW
YOUR MOTHER OUT.
1334
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,479
HI, DAD.
1335
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:10,480
HEY.
1336
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:11,815
BYE, DAD.
1337
01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:14,118
WHAT DO YOU GOT,
A VICTORY CAKE?
1338
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,286
HALF THAT TEAM'S
ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE.
1339
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,554
IT'S NOT A CAKE.
1340
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,822
YOU CAN'T SNEAK AWAY
1341
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:21,291
WITHOUT TELLING YOUR COACH
WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
1342
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,459
IT'S NOTHING.
1343
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:25,829
O.K. IF MY LITTLE FULLBACK
WANTS TO SURPRISE ME,
1344
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,965
THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
1345
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,135
LITTLE FULLBACK?
1346
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,103
YOUR LITTLE
F-F-FULLBACK?
1347
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,805
THAT'S ALL I AM TO YOU,
ISN'T IT?
1348
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,041
YOUR LITTLE FULLBACK,
1349
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,842
YOUR TICKET
TO BEATING KEVIN
1350
01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,810
AND WINNING
THE BIG GAME.
1351
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,412
BECKY, WHAT'S WRONG?
1352
01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:45,149
WHAT'S WRONG?
EVERYTHING'S WRONG.
1353
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,985
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOM
USED TO CALL ME?
1354
01:04:48,052 --> 01:04:49,253
HER LITTLE PRINCESS.
1355
01:04:49,319 --> 01:04:51,821
WHEN SHE TUCKED ME IN,
SHE'D GO,
1356
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,090
"GOOD NIGHT,
LITTLE PRINCESS."
1357
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:55,960
THEN SHE'D KISS ME
ON MY CHEEKS,
1358
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,495
THEN PULL THE COVERS
ALL AROUND ME.
1359
01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:01,331
AND YOU REMEMBER THAT?
1360
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,232
YEAH.
1361
01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:04,701
SHE WOULDN'T
LET ME PLAY FOOTBALL.
1362
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:07,972
SHE WOULDN'T CALL ME
HER LITTLE FULLBACK,
EITHER.
1363
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,340
BECKY, LOOK...
1364
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:13,810
MOM'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.
SHE LEFT US.
1365
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:14,878
SHE QUIT.
1366
01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,180
NO. SHE DIDN'T QUIT.
1367
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,582
SHE JUST
FOUND A BETTER TEAM.
1368
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:21,485
I'M NOT PLAYING
TOMORROW.
1369
01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:22,886
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
1370
01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:26,623
THIS GAME WAS
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN THE WORLD TO YOU.
1371
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,258
NO, DAD.
1372
01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:32,029
THIS GAME MEANS
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
TO YOU.
1373
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,037
[DOOR CLOSES]
1374
01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,560
COME ON, DAD.
1375
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,629
THROW IT IN HERE.
1376
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,064
MM!
1377
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,535
UH!
1378
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,341
UH!
1379
01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:19,976
COME ON, FELLAS.
TOMORROW'S THE BIG ONE.
1380
01:06:20,044 --> 01:06:21,578
DON'T LET ME DOWN.
1381
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,247
YOU WANT INTIMIDATION?
1382
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,482
I'LL SHOW YOU
INTIMIDATION.
1383
01:06:25,549 --> 01:06:27,751
ARGH!
1384
01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:51,808
I'LL BE BACK
IN A FEW DAYS.
1385
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,110
BE GOOD.
1386
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,448
[DOOR CLOSES]
1387
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,988
YOU GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP NOW.
1388
01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:06,990
AND DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT FOOTBALL.
1389
01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:08,425
I WON'T, DADDY.
1390
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,466
3...
1391
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,436
4...
1392
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,606
5...
1393
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,509
6...
1394
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,645
7...
1395
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,046
8...
1396
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,655
I WANT TO PUMP...
1397
01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:39,823
YOU UP.
1398
01:08:09,353 --> 01:08:11,555
GOOD NIGHT, URBANIA,
1399
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:15,925
AND A SPECIAL GOOD LUCK TO
ALL OF TOMORROW'S PLAYERS.
1400
01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:17,761
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1401
01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:21,431
[PLAY SOUSA MARCH]
1402
01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:47,424
WELL, HELLO AGAIN,
EVERYBODY.
1403
01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:50,227
THIS IS CLIFF PARSON,
YOUR PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER.
1404
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,262
WHAT A DAY IT IS.
1405
01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,398
WE'RE HERE
AT KEVIN O'SHEA STADIUM
1406
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,433
LOCATED IN PASTORAL
URBANIA, OHIO,
1407
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,235
SCENE OF WHAT'S
BECOME KNOWN AS
1408
01:08:58,302 --> 01:08:59,669
THE MANIA IN URBANIA.
1409
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:02,539
YEAH, LET'S GO, GUYS!
1410
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,944
SHAKE IT OUT.
FEEL GOOD?
1411
01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:11,181
GUYS, QUIET DOWN! HOLD IT.
1412
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,250
FATHER KELLY
HAS BEEN KIND ENOUGH
1413
01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:15,051
TO SAY A PRAYER
FOR OUR VICTORY TODAY.
1414
01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,520
YEAH!
YEAH!
1415
01:09:16,586 --> 01:09:17,787
PIPE DOWN!
1416
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:18,822
ALL RIGHT.
1417
01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:20,824
QUIET DOWN
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
1418
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,860
HEY! SHUT UP!
1419
01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,031
GO AHEAD, FATHER.
1420
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:30,300
AS WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK
1421
01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:34,504
ON THIS JOURNEY
OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION,
1422
01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:36,573
WE PAUSE TO REFLECT...
1423
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,174
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1424
01:09:38,242 --> 01:09:40,310
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1425
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,011
WHAT THE HELL?
1426
01:09:42,078 --> 01:09:43,079
GIANTS!
1427
01:09:43,146 --> 01:09:45,715
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1428
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,217
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1429
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,586
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1430
01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:51,888
LET'S KILL 'EM!
1431
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,223
THEY DON'T RESPECT YOU!
1432
01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,891
[YELLING]
1433
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:57,461
HEY, BRIGGS,
YOU BIG SNOT-BALL,
1434
01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,129
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
FOR LUNCH!
1435
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,465
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1436
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,166
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
1437
01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:04,601
GUYS, COOL IT.
1438
01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:06,303
ONE SEC, COACH.
1439
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:09,005
PAGING SPIKE
THE PUTZ!
1440
01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:11,140
HOLD IT, SON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1441
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:14,811
THAT'S RIGHT, SPIKE!
THE ICEBOX IS GOING
TO DEFROST YOU!
1442
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,145
YOU'RE GETTING FIRED UP?
1443
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,347
[GROWLING]
1444
01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,015
YEAH, THERE YOU GO, SON.
1445
01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:22,151
SAVE THAT RAGE
FOR THE FIELD.
1446
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,487
[CHEERING]
1447
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,189
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH OF THAT.
1448
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:30,093
RELAX, COACH.
WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE!
1449
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:31,995
YEAH!
YEAH!
1450
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,229
HI, GUYS.
1451
01:10:35,131 --> 01:10:36,199
BECKY?
1452
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,135
I JUST CAME BY
TO WISH YOU GOOD LUCK
1453
01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:40,870
AND HAVE A GREAT GAME.
1454
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,839
I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU.
1455
01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:50,580
ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE O.K.
1456
01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:51,981
LET'S TALK
A LITTLE STRATEGY.
1457
01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:55,685
WITHOUT BECKY,
WE'RE GOING TO BE
CREAM OF WHEAT.
1458
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,355
WITHOUT ICEBOX,
SPIKE'S GOING TO
RIP OFF MY FACE
1459
01:10:58,422 --> 01:10:59,889
AND WEAR IT ON HALLOWEEN.
1460
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:02,792
I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
I'M GOING TO NEW MEXICO.
1461
01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:04,861
[TALKING]
1462
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,396
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, WAIT.
1463
01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,532
I GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU.
1464
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,734
WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
1465
01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:14,571
DEATH SHROUDS.
1466
01:11:14,638 --> 01:11:17,974
IT'S GOT YOUR NAME
ON THE BACK.
1467
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:22,379
SO THE GUYS AT THE MORGUE
CAN IDENTIFY THE BODIES.
1468
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,549
[SHOUTING]
1469
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:38,061
ALL RIGHT! HOLD IT!
1470
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,563
GENTLEMEN...
1471
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:42,899
THIS AIN'T JUST
A FOOTBALL...
1472
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,434
IT'S OUR LIVES!
1473
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,670
SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU HAVE!
1474
01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:49,906
[CLIFF]
WHOA! HERE COME
THE COWBOYS!
1475
01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,478
LET'S GO, GUYS.
COME ON.
1476
01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:57,213
O.K.? HERE WE GO.
1477
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,648
ALL RIGHT!
1478
01:12:11,294 --> 01:12:13,463
O.K., REMEMBER, GUYS.
1479
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:15,131
THIS IS JUST A FOOTBALL.
1480
01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:17,166
JUST AIR AND PIG INTESTINES.
1481
01:12:17,233 --> 01:12:18,468
EW!
EW!
1482
01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,836
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
1483
01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:20,904
LET'S GO.
1484
01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:37,220
I CAN'T SEE
WITH THIS THING ON!
1485
01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:38,988
UH!
1486
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,960
IS THIS ON?
1487
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,028
IS THIS--
1488
01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:48,131
GREAT TO SEE YOU, FOLKS.
WELCOME TO THE PARK.
1489
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,568
TODAY, KEVIN'S
PEE-WEE COWBOYS
1490
01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:53,336
WILL TEST THEIR
MINIMUSCLES
1491
01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:55,405
AGAINST DANNY'S
LITTLE GIANTS.
1492
01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:56,773
LITTLE GIANTS.
1493
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,607
NICE TOUCH.
1494
01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:59,275
I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE THAT.
1495
01:12:59,342 --> 01:13:00,844
KEVIN,
YOU CALL IT.
1496
01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:01,611
HEADS.
1497
01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,647
HOW COME HE CALLS IT?
1498
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,114
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
1499
01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:07,517
YOU KICK OFF,
WE RAM IT DOWN
YOUR THROAT.
1500
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:09,352
WE KICK OFF,
WE TAKE IT FROM YOU
1501
01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,054
THEN RAM IT DOWN
YOUR THROAT.
1502
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,824
YOU'VE BEEN
BOSSING ME AROUND
SINCE WE WERE KIDS.
1503
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,093
YOU DON'T ASK
FOR THINGS.
YOU TAKE THEM.
1504
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,829
LIKE YOU TOOK MY TICKET
TO THAT WORLD'S SERIES?
1505
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,198
GUYS, CUT IT OUT.
YOU'RE BROTHERS.
1506
01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:24,000
NOT BY CHOICE.
1507
01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:25,635
I DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE THAT
1508
01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,370
FROM A GUY WHO SUNK
HIS LAST DIME
1509
01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:29,038
INTO A GAS STATION.
1510
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:32,509
IT'S BEEN SERVICING
THIS COMMUNITY
FOR OVER 40 YEARS.
1511
01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:33,510
IT'S A LANDMARK.
1512
01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,745
OUGHT TO BE A LANDFILL.
1513
01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,647
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT LOYALTY,
1514
01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:39,348
ANYTHING ABOUT HEART.
1515
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,350
I WOULD PUT THAT
GAS STATION
1516
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,119
AGAINST ANY BUSINESS
IN THIS TOWN.
1517
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:44,120
YOU SURE?
1518
01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,121
YES, I AM.
1519
01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:46,122
O.K., FINE.
1520
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,356
O.K., FINE.
1521
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,825
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
1522
01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:51,728
MY CAR DEALERSHIP
AGAINST YOUR
GAS STATION.
1523
01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,396
WINNER OF THIS
TAKES IT ALL.
1524
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,264
YOU'RE ON.
FINE.
1525
01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:58,034
I'LL LET YOU CALL IT.
OPEN YOUR FIST.
1526
01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,268
HEADS.
1527
01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,870
TAILS. HA HA.
1528
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,673
THIS WILL BE
THE LONGEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE.
1529
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,542
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
1530
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,376
WHAT AM I DOING?
1531
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,512
COWBOYS, COWBOYS!
1532
01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,480
WIN! WIN! WIN!
1533
01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,549
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1534
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:14,584
HELP US, GOD!
1535
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,988
LET'S MAKE
SOMETHING HAPPEN.
1536
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,728
GIANTS KICKING OFF.
THEY'LL BE DEFENDING
THE WESTERN GOAL
1537
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,530
TO MY RIGHT, YOUR LEFT,
AS YOU'RE LISTENING.
1538
01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,264
OOH.
OOH.
1539
01:14:28,331 --> 01:14:29,933
OOH.
OOH.
1540
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:34,838
[GROWLS]
1541
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:40,644
[GROWLING]
1542
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,880
[INHALES]
1543
01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:50,554
GO!
1544
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,988
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT.
1545
01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,090
KICKING'S THE KEY
TO THIS GAME.
1546
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,124
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1547
01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:00,730
UH!
1548
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:02,966
SOMEBODY'S HOLDING A POUND
OF AUNT BETTY'S NUT BUTTER.
1549
01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:06,670
THAT'S A LIVE BALL!
THE COWBOYS RECOVER.
1550
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,574
[THUMP]
1551
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,876
YEAH!
LIVE BALL!
1552
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,146
THAT WAS EASY.
HA HA HA.
1553
01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:21,951
"I" FORMATION, RIGHT.
32 DIAMOND ON GO.
1554
01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:22,786
READY, BREAK!
1555
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,622
WHEN I GET FINISHED
WITH YOU,
1556
01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,591
YOU'LL BE FARTING
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
1557
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:28,524
TALKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT.
1558
01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:30,760
IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?
1559
01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:31,895
DOWN!
1560
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,163
SET!
1561
01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:35,632
GO!
1562
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,969
OH!
1563
01:15:41,304 --> 01:15:42,338
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1564
01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:44,540
THAT'S MY BOY!
1565
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,478
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1566
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,580
[ECHOES]
I THINK SO.
1567
01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:53,349
HUH. I GUESS
IT IS POSSIBLE.
1568
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:54,618
GO!
1569
01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:03,993
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1570
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,795
WAY TO HOLD HIM.
1571
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:14,237
DEAD MEAT.
1572
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:17,874
GO!
1573
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:23,680
AAH!
1574
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,819
OHH!
1575
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,623
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1576
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:36,826
TOUCHDOWN! COWBOYS.
1577
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:37,861
WHOO!
1578
01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,996
YEAH!
1579
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,831
REF, THIS ISN'T
AMERICAN GLADIATORS.
1580
01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,466
THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT.
1581
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:45,601
NO PENALTY.
NO PENALTY.
1582
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,375
DID I PASS
THE SPELLING TEST,
1583
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,710
MRS. GREELY?
1584
01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:55,544
WOW. SPIKE KNOCKED HIM
1585
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,682
ALL THE WAY BACK
TO SECOND GRADE.
1586
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,623
YAY!
1587
01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:12,729
O.K., GUYS, THREE
LITTLE PIGS ON GO.
1588
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,331
WAIT. WHAT'S
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS?
1589
01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:16,733
HERE.
1590
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,068
O.K. WE'RE LINED UP
STRONG LEFT.
1591
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:21,604
ZOLTECK, WATCH MURPHY
COMING THROUGH THE HOLE.
1592
01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,639
READY? BREAK!
1593
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,314
DOWN!
1594
01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,849
SET?
1595
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,683
GO!
1596
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,785
UGH! UGH!
1597
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,555
BLOW THE WHISTLE!
BLOW THE WHISTLE!
1598
01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:41,290
BLOW THE WHISTLE!
1599
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:43,927
BLOW--BLOW IT!
BLOW IT!
1600
01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,164
TAD! TAD, YOU'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY.
1601
01:17:48,231 --> 01:17:50,633
BLOW THE WHISTLE!
COME ON! BLOW THE WHISTLE!
1602
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,701
BLOW IT!
1603
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:52,635
[THUD]
1604
01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:53,636
OHH.
1605
01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:55,171
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1606
01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,073
HA HA HA!
1607
01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,374
ALL RIGHT!
1608
01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:00,276
DOWN!
1609
01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,277
SET!
1610
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,278
HUH!
1611
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:03,679
HUT!
1612
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,687
[STRUGGLING]
1613
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:21,798
I SHOULD HAVE GONE
TO SUMMER SCHOOL.
1614
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:23,066
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1615
01:18:26,569 --> 01:18:27,737
HAAAA!
1616
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,658
HAN, I WANT YOU
TO RUN A BEAR TRAP CURL
1617
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,427
AND TRY TO CATCH
THE BALL.
1618
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,661
NO PROBLEM.
1619
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,197
O.K., GUYS, ON TWO.
1620
01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:55,098
READY?
1621
01:18:55,164 --> 01:18:56,332
BREAK! BREAK!
1622
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:02,071
UH-OH.
1623
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,310
DOWN!
1624
01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:08,644
HUT!
1625
01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:09,645
GO!
1626
01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:11,147
GO! GO!
1627
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,523
UH!
1628
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,528
HEY, HOT HANDS,
1629
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,763
YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYER
ON OUR TEAM.
1630
01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:30,566
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1631
01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,135
READY? BREAK!
1632
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:36,973
I'M GONNA RIP
YOUR HEAD OFF.
1633
01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:39,175
DOWN!
1634
01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:40,476
[STRUGGLING]
1635
01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,378
SET!
1636
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,013
GO! GO!
1637
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,214
GO!
1638
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:46,382
GRR!
1639
01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:51,988
HAMMERSMITH DIVES ON THE BALL
IN THE END ZONE.
1640
01:19:52,055 --> 01:19:54,858
TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS!
1641
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,994
I CAN'T SEE
WITH THIS THING ON.
1642
01:19:58,061 --> 01:20:00,496
THAT'S THE END
OF YOUR FIRST HALF
1643
01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:03,232
WITH THE SCORE COWBOYS-21,
GIANTS-NOTHING.
1644
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,934
I'M NOT FINISHED
WITH YOU, ZOLTFART.
1645
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,236
HAVE A NICE HALF-TIME,
GIRLS.
1646
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:10,406
IS MY SPINE STICKING OUT
THROUGH MY UNIFORM?
1647
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,075
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
1648
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:15,244
I'VE LOST FEELING
IN THE BACK OF MY LEG.
1649
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,745
MAYBE IT'S ASLEEP.
1650
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:17,713
NOBODY WAKE IT.
1651
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:19,215
HANON, CALL 911.
1652
01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:22,218
I CAN'T. MY FINGERS
ARE STUCK TOGETHER.
1653
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,921
HEY, DANNY, THIS THING'S
GONE FAR ENOUGH.
1654
01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,722
LET'S CALL IT OFF, HUH?
1655
01:20:26,789 --> 01:20:28,391
IT'S NOT OVER.
1656
01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:29,392
YOU'RE SURE?
1657
01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:30,726
IT'S HALF-TIME.
1658
01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:31,961
O.K., KID.
1659
01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,897
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE
A JOB FOR YOU
1660
01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:36,132
AT THE
FULL SERVICE PUMPS.
1661
01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:48,978
O.K., GUYS, LISTEN UP.
1662
01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:51,915
WE STILL GOT
A SHOT OUT THERE.
1663
01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,482
COUPLE THINGS
GO DIFFERENTLY FOR US,
1664
01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:54,783
WE'RE IN IT.
1665
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,519
WE REALLY CREAMED THEM
BY SHOWING UP.
1666
01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:57,987
WE QUIT.
1667
01:20:58,054 --> 01:21:01,057
CALL US IF YOU DECIDE
TO COACH SOFTBALL.
1668
01:21:01,124 --> 01:21:02,992
WHAT ABOUT
THE SECOND HALF?
1669
01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,793
TELL THEM WE CAN'T
COME OUT.
1670
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,762
YEAH.
1671
01:21:06,829 --> 01:21:09,232
PUT US
ON THE INJURED LIST.
1672
01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:10,399
YEAH.
1673
01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:25,881
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW.
1674
01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:28,817
WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD,
1675
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,855
I PUT MYSELF
ON THE INJURED LIST.
1676
01:21:32,922 --> 01:21:34,323
I NEVER GOT OFF.
1677
01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:35,824
WHY?
1678
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,827
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
GET PICKED A FEW TIMES,
1679
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,697
SO I STARTED HIDING
UNDER THE BLEACHERS.
1680
01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:42,999
THAT'S WHERE
WE BELONG,
1681
01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:44,533
UNDER THE BLEACHERS.
1682
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,069
NO, YOU DON'T.
1683
01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:48,837
YOU GUYS BELONG
OUT THERE WITH THOSE COWBOYS.
1684
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,406
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?
1685
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:52,508
BECAUSE I BELONG OUT THERE
WITH MY BROTHER.
1686
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,011
COACH, YOU
COULD NEVER
BEAT KEVIN O'SHEA
1687
01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,012
AT ANYTHING.
1688
01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:57,680
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1689
01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,348
I DID BEAT HIM ONCE.
1690
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:00,349
WHEN?
1691
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,951
WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
1692
01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:04,187
WE USED TO RACE OUR BIKES
1693
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,854
DOWN CHERRY HILL
AFTER SCHOOL.
1694
01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:09,158
WE RACED EVERY DAY,
AND HE ALWAYS WON,
1695
01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:12,095
BUT ONE TIME,
I BEAT HIM.
1696
01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:14,563
YOU BEAT KEVIN
DOWN CHERRY HILL?
1697
01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:15,898
YES, I DID.
1698
01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,000
HE ATE MY DUST.
1699
01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:18,001
BIG DEAL.
1700
01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:19,402
ONE TIME.
1701
01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:22,338
YOU KNOW, ONE TIME
AT RANDY COOPER'S
SWIM PARTY,
1702
01:22:22,405 --> 01:22:25,874
I DID A BACK FLIP
OFF THE HIGH DIVE,
1703
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,176
AND MY BROTHER
CHICKENED OUT.
1704
01:22:27,243 --> 01:22:30,579
ROGER CHICKENED OUT?
HE'S A MARINE.
1705
01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:31,814
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
1706
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,382
ONE TIME, IN SPRING
CARNIVAL,
1707
01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:36,885
I BEAT BOTH MY BROTHERS
IN THE COW DUNG TOSS.
1708
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,488
YOU BEAT MATT AND BRAD
IN THE TURD TOSS?
1709
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,558
ONE TIME I WENT FISHING
WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY,
1710
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:45,928
AND I WAS THE ONLY
ONE THAT DIDN'T THROW UP.
1711
01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:48,131
THAT DOESN'T
MAKE US GOOD
FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
1712
01:22:48,197 --> 01:22:52,135
WHO SAID YOU HAD
TO BE GOOD TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
1713
01:22:52,201 --> 01:22:54,537
YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
'CAUSE YOU WANT TO,
1714
01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,505
AND 'CAUSE IT'S FUN.
1715
01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:59,375
YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
SO YOU CAN PRETEND
1716
01:22:59,442 --> 01:23:01,210
YOU'RE JOE MONTANA
THROWING A TOUCHDOWN PASS
1717
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:04,580
OR EMMITT SMITH
GOING FOR A LONG RUN.
1718
01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,916
EVEN IF THOSE COWBOYS
ARE BETTER THAN YOU GUYS,
1719
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,554
EVEN IF THEY BEAT YOU
99 TIMES OUT OF 100,
1720
01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:12,688
THAT STILL LEAVES--
1721
01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:14,023
ONE TIME.
1722
01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:15,891
ONE TIME.
1723
01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:19,028
YEAH. ONE TIME.
1724
01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:20,929
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
1725
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:21,930
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
1726
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,399
STOP! WHO ARE WE?
1727
01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:25,468
THE GIANTS!
1728
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,311
I JUST TOLD THE MAYOR
YOU FORFEITED.
1729
01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:37,980
WELL, YOU BETTER TELL
THE MAYOR
1730
01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:41,250
NOT TO BET ON THE COWBOYS
IN THE SECOND HALF.
1731
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,252
YOU FORGET
THAT'S MY FIELD.
1732
01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,055
YEAH, WELL,
WE GOT THE BALL.
1733
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:47,056
COME ON!
1734
01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,057
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1735
01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:49,258
ALL RIGHT!
1736
01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:51,394
WHOA!
1737
01:23:54,063 --> 01:23:55,464
UGH!
1738
01:23:56,565 --> 01:23:58,634
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1739
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:01,204
O.K., GUYS,
HERE WE GO!
1740
01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:02,271
GO, SPIKE! ALL RIGHT!
1741
01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,639
LET'S HIT SOMEBODY.
1742
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:04,740
BREAK!
1743
01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:06,442
[GROWLING]
1744
01:24:06,509 --> 01:24:07,643
GRR!
1745
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,613
THEY'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO PUT YOU
IN A BODY BAG.
1746
01:24:10,679 --> 01:24:12,148
PREPARE TO EAT GRASS.
1747
01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:14,583
PIG BREATH, YOU'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE.
1748
01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:15,418
HOW COME?
1749
01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:17,986
'CAUSE FOOTBALL'S
80% MENTAL,
1750
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,688
AND 40% PHYSICAL.
1751
01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:20,756
WHAT?
1752
01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:21,757
GO!
1753
01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:23,559
GRR!
1754
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:29,365
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1755
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:30,599
YEAH!
1756
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,602
HEY, GUYS, LOOK!
1757
01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:37,072
2nd AND 9.
1758
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,874
THEY GAINED
A YARD!
1759
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,276
YEAH!
1760
01:24:41,110 --> 01:24:42,545
WE GOT ONE YARD!
1761
01:24:45,148 --> 01:24:48,016
ONE YARD.
1762
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,085
DON'T MEAN NOTHING.
1763
01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:51,887
DOWN!
1764
01:24:51,954 --> 01:24:53,589
SET!
1765
01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:54,657
GO!
1766
01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,594
HUH!
1767
01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:03,966
FLEA-FLICKER TO FLOYD.
HE'S GOT ROOM UP THE SIDELINE.
1768
01:25:04,032 --> 01:25:05,601
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1769
01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:08,604
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1770
01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:10,139
1st DOWN GIANTS,
1771
01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:14,076
ON THEIR LONGEST GAIN
OF THE AFTERNOON.
1772
01:25:14,143 --> 01:25:16,279
WHAT THE HELL
KIND OF DEFENSE IS THAT?
1773
01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:18,247
ALL RIGHT! GREAT,
GREAT, GREAT STUFF!
1774
01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:21,650
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1st AND 10!
1775
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,186
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1776
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:26,054
GUYS, LISTEN UP.
WHAT WOULD BE
THE LAST THING
1777
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:26,989
THEY'D EXPECT US
TO DO?
1778
01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:29,525
A REVERSE
TO ME?
1779
01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,660
DOWN!
1780
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:34,497
SET!
1781
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,664
GO!
1782
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:40,569
I'M GONNA DIE.
I'M GONNA DIE.
1783
01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:41,904
COME ON, TAD!
1784
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,172
I'M GONNA DIE!
1785
01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:45,841
TAD! GO! GO!
RUN OUT OF BOUNDS!
1786
01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:48,211
GRR!
1787
01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:50,779
YIKES!
1788
01:25:50,846 --> 01:25:52,515
TAD! RUN!
1789
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:53,516
HUH?
1790
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:54,583
AAH!
1791
01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:02,591
GO!
1792
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:03,626
GO!
1793
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:06,429
WE SCORED!
1794
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,996
WE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!
1795
01:26:08,063 --> 01:26:10,733
TOUCHDOWN, GIANTS!
1796
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:12,601
YEAH!
1797
01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:15,738
OH, MY GOD! MY SON
SCORED A TOUCHDOWN.
1798
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:16,739
ALL RIGHT!
1799
01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,374
YEAH!
1800
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,111
WHOO!
1801
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,613
YEAH!
1802
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,249
AAH!
1803
01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:29,618
YEAH!
1804
01:26:41,063 --> 01:26:43,065
DOWN.
1805
01:26:43,131 --> 01:26:44,733
SET.
1806
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,735
GO!
1807
01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,605
[WHIMPERING]
1808
01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:54,777
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1809
01:26:55,844 --> 01:26:57,012
YES.
1810
01:26:57,079 --> 01:26:58,614
I'VE DONE IT.
1811
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,222
YEAH! YEAH!
1812
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:14,997
WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANY CHANCES.
1813
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:18,166
EITHER YOU TAKE
JUNIOR FLOYD
OUT OF THIS GAME,
1814
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,936
OR YOU'LL BE DONATING
A KIDNEY TO AUNT RUTH.
1815
01:27:21,003 --> 01:27:22,170
YES, SIR!
1816
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,606
O.K. GET GOING.
1817
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:32,348
UGH!
1818
01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:36,585
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1819
01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:37,653
GRR!
1820
01:27:40,523 --> 01:27:42,358
BOO!
1821
01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:44,693
PERSONAL FOUL.
NUMBER 32. WHITE.
1822
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,062
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHAT KIND OF CALL IS THAT?
1823
01:27:47,129 --> 01:27:50,699
THAT WASN'T NICE,
YOU BIG BULLY.
1824
01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:54,202
IF YOUR KID PULLS
ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THAT,
1825
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,471
YOU'RE BOTH OUT
OF HERE.
1826
01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:58,173
HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO WIN.
1827
01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:00,476
NOT LIKE THAT.
1828
01:28:24,199 --> 01:28:25,368
[CROWD CHEERS]
1829
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,305
HI.
1830
01:28:30,373 --> 01:28:33,275
SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THIS, BECKY?
1831
01:28:33,342 --> 01:28:34,577
CALL ME ICEBOX.
1832
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,646
HEY, ICEBOX,
KICK SOME BUTT.
1833
01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:41,384
CALL ME BECKY.
1834
01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:50,092
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1835
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,761
WHAT'S THAT CHEERLEADER
DOING WITH THE HELMET ON?
1836
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,463
THAT'S MY NIECE BECKY.
AND SHE'S PISSED.
1837
01:28:56,031 --> 01:28:57,032
BREAK!
1838
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,235
KEEP CLEAR, ICE CHEST.
1839
01:29:00,302 --> 01:29:02,705
OR I'LL HAVE TO MESS UP
YOUR FACE.
1840
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:05,408
DOWN, 56!
1841
01:29:05,474 --> 01:29:08,677
DOWN, 56!
1842
01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:10,613
DOWN, 56!
1843
01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:12,147
DOWN!
1844
01:29:12,214 --> 01:29:13,281
SET!
1845
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,517
GO!
1846
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,130
WHAT A HIT BY BECKY O'SHEA.
1847
01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:30,933
THE BALL IS LOOSE.
HANON COVERS IT UP TIGHT.
1848
01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:32,167
YES!
1849
01:29:32,234 --> 01:29:33,669
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S MY GIRL!
1850
01:29:33,736 --> 01:29:34,670
YEAH!
1851
01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:35,671
OW.
1852
01:29:35,738 --> 01:29:36,972
NO!
1853
01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,944
LET IT GO, MAN.
1854
01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:44,312
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
1855
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,948
I GOT IT! HA HA!
1856
01:29:56,258 --> 01:29:58,427
ZOLTECK! COME HERE!
1857
01:29:58,494 --> 01:30:00,496
YOU RANG?
1858
01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:02,831
ALL RIGHT.
CHICKEN LITTLE
FLEA-FLICKER ON 2.
1859
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:04,433
TAKE IT IN.
1860
01:30:06,469 --> 01:30:09,037
O.K. CHICKEN LITTLE
FLEA-FLICKER ON 2.
1861
01:30:09,104 --> 01:30:10,038
WHAT'S THAT?
1862
01:30:10,105 --> 01:30:11,640
A PITCH TO JOHNNY.
1863
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,275
A PITCH TO JOHNNY?
1864
01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:15,043
YOU CAN'T PITCH
TO JOHNNY.
1865
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:16,812
I'M JOHNNY!
1866
01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:19,414
ZOLTECK,
HE'S GONNA NEED
SOME RUNNING ROOM.
1867
01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,049
GOTCHA.
1868
01:30:21,116 --> 01:30:22,284
BREAK!
BREAK!
1869
01:30:22,350 --> 01:30:24,787
EXCUSE ME, GUYS!
GUYS, COME ON!
1870
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:26,989
EXCUSE ME.
1871
01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:28,891
MAYBE YOU CAN
HELP ME.
1872
01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,527
I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH.
1873
01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:33,261
HOW CAN WE DO THAT?
1874
01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,397
BY TAKING A WHIFF
OF THIS.
1875
01:30:35,464 --> 01:30:37,232
[FARTS]
1876
01:30:37,299 --> 01:30:39,468
HUT 2!
1877
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:42,237
NOW WHAT?
1878
01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:44,640
JUST RUN TO HIM.
1879
01:30:45,808 --> 01:30:46,909
DAD?
1880
01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:49,478
DAD!
1881
01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,481
DAD!
1882
01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,454
DAD!
1883
01:31:01,056 --> 01:31:02,157
DAD!
1884
01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:06,829
[WHISTLE]
1885
01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:08,463
DAD!
1886
01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:10,566
TOUCHDOWN!
1887
01:31:10,633 --> 01:31:13,769
THE GIANTS DEFICIT
IS CUT IN HALF
1888
01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:18,206
ON A BRILLIANT PIECE OF
RUNNING BY JOHNNY VENNARO.
1889
01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:22,511
ALL RIGHT,
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LINE UP.
1890
01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:26,381
DOWN!
1891
01:31:26,448 --> 01:31:28,283
SET!
1892
01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:29,685
GO!
1893
01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:35,691
[WHISTLE]
1894
01:31:35,758 --> 01:31:37,626
CLEAR IT UP.
LET'S GO.
1895
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,628
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S GO.
1896
01:31:39,695 --> 01:31:41,764
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
FOUR-EYES?
1897
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:42,965
OW!
1898
01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,499
WANT YOUR MAMA?
1899
01:31:44,567 --> 01:31:47,936
DON'T BE TALKING
ABOUT MY MAMA.
1900
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:49,437
WATCHING JAKE
PLAY FOOTBALL
1901
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,907
HAS REALLY
BEEN GREAT
FOR MY FAMILY.
1902
01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:54,409
YEAH.
1903
01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:55,744
DOWN!
1904
01:31:55,811 --> 01:31:56,712
SET!
1905
01:31:56,779 --> 01:31:57,746
GO!
1906
01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:06,421
RIP THEIR FILTHY
HEADS OFF,
JAKESTER!
1907
01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:09,191
WOO, WOO, WOO,
WOO, WOO, YES!
1908
01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:10,559
YES!
1909
01:32:17,432 --> 01:32:20,002
I USE THESE
FOR ACID INDIGESTION.
1910
01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:22,337
SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA USE THESE FOR?
1911
01:32:22,404 --> 01:32:24,306
INTIMIDATION.
1912
01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:27,042
GRRR! GRRR!
1913
01:32:27,109 --> 01:32:28,143
BREAK!
1914
01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:33,916
GRRR...
1915
01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:35,183
GRR...
1916
01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:38,253
GRR...
1917
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,823
GRRR...
1918
01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:41,990
GO!
1919
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,329
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1920
01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:49,264
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
OR WHAT?
1921
01:32:49,331 --> 01:32:51,266
O.K.
I'VE GOT THE PLAY.
1922
01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:53,602
SILVER STREAK
TO HANON ON 2.
1923
01:32:53,669 --> 01:32:55,137
ARE YOU SURE?
1924
01:32:55,203 --> 01:32:56,204
READY?
1925
01:32:56,271 --> 01:32:57,239
BREAK! BREAK!
1926
01:32:58,707 --> 01:33:00,208
OH, CRUD.
1927
01:33:00,275 --> 01:33:02,044
COME ON. COME ON.
1928
01:33:02,110 --> 01:33:03,378
SET!
1929
01:33:03,445 --> 01:33:04,713
GO!
1930
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,252
PASS! PASS! PASS!
1931
01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:26,735
YEAH! THAT'S MY BOY!
1932
01:33:32,007 --> 01:33:34,409
YEAH!
1933
01:33:34,476 --> 01:33:36,044
ALL RIGHT, HANON!
YEAH!
1934
01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:37,746
TOUCHDOWN!
1935
01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:40,082
IT'S THE WRONG DEFENSE!
I DIDN'T CALL
THE BLITZ.
1936
01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:48,791
SO, WITH 1:45 LEFT
AND THE SCORE TIED 21-21,
1937
01:33:48,857 --> 01:33:52,260
IT LOOKS LIKE MR. MO-MENTUM
MAY BE CHANGING ITS ADDRESS.
1938
01:33:52,327 --> 01:33:53,561
ALL RIGHT, MEN,
LET'S GO.
1939
01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:57,032
DOWN!
1940
01:33:57,099 --> 01:33:58,834
SET!
1941
01:33:58,901 --> 01:33:59,868
GO!
1942
01:34:06,508 --> 01:34:08,243
GET OFF!
YOU'RE MINE!
1943
01:34:10,512 --> 01:34:11,446
[WHISTLE]
1944
01:34:11,513 --> 01:34:12,447
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
1945
01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:13,949
GOOD!
1946
01:34:16,584 --> 01:34:18,653
WITH LESS THAN
A MINUTE TO PLAY,
1947
01:34:18,721 --> 01:34:20,588
THE COWBOYS ARE HEADING
FOR THAT END ZONE.
1948
01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,758
SET! GO!
1949
01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:28,163
[WHISTLE]
1950
01:34:28,230 --> 01:34:30,165
THEY'RE DONE, BABY!
1951
01:34:30,232 --> 01:34:32,701
EASY!
WHOO!
1952
01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:34,669
ONE MORE!
EASY!
1953
01:34:34,737 --> 01:34:37,472
COME HERE, SON. 38 TOSS.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1954
01:34:37,539 --> 01:34:38,841
38 TOSS.
1955
01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:45,781
DANNY, DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
AT SUTTERVILLE?
1956
01:34:45,848 --> 01:34:48,350
THE ONE WHERE KEVIN SCORED
THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN?
1957
01:34:50,252 --> 01:34:51,686
TIME OUT.
1958
01:34:51,754 --> 01:34:54,289
THE GIANTS HAVE CALLED
A TIME OUT,
1959
01:34:54,356 --> 01:34:55,157
WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT
1960
01:34:55,223 --> 01:34:57,692
AND THE BALL
ON THE 1-YARD LINE.
1961
01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:58,994
HUDDLE UP!
1962
01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:02,097
LOOK, NO ONE THOUGHT
WE'D MAKE IT THIS FAR,
1963
01:35:02,164 --> 01:35:04,800
BUT NOW IT'S TIME
TO REALLY DIG IN.
1964
01:35:04,867 --> 01:35:06,969
THEY'RE GONNA GIVE
THE BALL TO SPIKE.
1965
01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:08,470
WE'VE GOTTA STOP HIM.
1966
01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:09,972
HE'S TOO STRONG.
1967
01:35:10,038 --> 01:35:11,740
WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER.
1968
01:35:14,176 --> 01:35:14,977
READY?
1969
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,211
BREAK! BREAK!
1970
01:35:17,579 --> 01:35:20,148
HOLD THAT LINE!
HOLD THAT LINE!
1971
01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:22,217
DOWN!
1972
01:35:22,284 --> 01:35:23,485
SHIFT!
1973
01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:25,553
HOLD THAT LINE!
HOLD THAT LINE!
1974
01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:27,790
THEY KNOW THE PLAY.
1975
01:35:27,856 --> 01:35:29,892
THEY KNOW THE PLAY!
1976
01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:36,064
DOWN!
1977
01:35:36,131 --> 01:35:37,365
GO!
1978
01:36:06,528 --> 01:36:08,263
TURN IT UP!
1979
01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:15,170
[WHISTLE]
1980
01:36:15,237 --> 01:36:17,705
YES! WE'RE IN!
TOUCHDOWN! YEAH!
1981
01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:20,008
HE WAS OVER!
NO, WE STOPPED HIM.
1982
01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:21,343
HE WAS IN.
NO WAY.
1983
01:36:21,409 --> 01:36:22,878
MOVE IT BACK.
1984
01:36:22,945 --> 01:36:24,346
EVERYBODY OFF THE BALL.
1985
01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:26,314
MOVE BACK.
1986
01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:27,482
GIANTS' BALL!
1987
01:36:27,549 --> 01:36:29,784
NO! NO!
1988
01:36:29,852 --> 01:36:30,953
GIANTS' BALL!
1989
01:36:31,019 --> 01:36:32,120
YEAH! YEAH!
1990
01:36:32,187 --> 01:36:33,188
TOLD YA.
1991
01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,890
TIME OUT.
1992
01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:41,696
YOU DID IT.
YOU STOPPED HIM.
1993
01:36:41,763 --> 01:36:43,098
I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU.
1994
01:36:43,165 --> 01:36:45,834
COACH, THERE'S STILL
4 SECONDS LEFT.
1995
01:36:45,901 --> 01:36:47,335
WE CAN BEAT THESE GUYS.
1996
01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:49,137
YEAH!
YEAH!
1997
01:36:49,204 --> 01:36:51,273
PUT ME IN.
I WANNA KICK SOME BUTT!
1998
01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:54,742
NUBE, WHAT KIND
OF PLAY YOU GOT
FOR THIS SITUATION?
1999
01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,846
HOW ABOUT "THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO?"
2000
01:36:57,913 --> 01:37:00,282
WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT,
THE GIANTS GET SET
2001
01:37:00,348 --> 01:37:05,187
FOR WHAT FIGURES TO BE
THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME.
2002
01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:06,388
READY?
2003
01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:07,856
ONE TIME.
ONE TIME.
2004
01:37:10,158 --> 01:37:11,994
[SPIKE] READY?
[COWBOYS] BREAK!
2005
01:37:13,795 --> 01:37:16,298
YOU'RE MINE, POMPOM.
2006
01:37:17,799 --> 01:37:20,035
ALL RIGHT!
ONE MORE PLAY, BABY!
2007
01:37:20,102 --> 01:37:22,604
WATCH THE WINGMAN.
2008
01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:30,712
DOWN!
2009
01:37:30,778 --> 01:37:32,247
DON'T LET ANYBODY
BEHIND YA!
2010
01:37:32,314 --> 01:37:33,381
SET!
2011
01:37:34,482 --> 01:37:35,483
HOO!
2012
01:37:35,550 --> 01:37:36,851
GRRR!
2013
01:37:38,153 --> 01:37:39,854
GO!
2014
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:47,029
REVERSE! REVERSE!
2015
01:37:50,232 --> 01:37:53,001
SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALL.
FUMBLEROOSKI! FUMBLEROOSKI!
2016
01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:59,474
YEAH! NO MERCY!
2017
01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,876
NO BALL.
2018
01:38:04,746 --> 01:38:05,780
YAA!
2019
01:38:05,847 --> 01:38:06,781
GET HIM!
2020
01:38:06,848 --> 01:38:09,251
HE'S GOT THE BALL!
2021
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:12,921
[MAKING HONKING NOISES
AS HE BREATHES HEAVILY]
2022
01:38:21,329 --> 01:38:22,697
I GOT IT.
2023
01:38:22,764 --> 01:38:24,432
I GOT IT!
2024
01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:26,234
COME ON!
COME ON!
2025
01:38:26,301 --> 01:38:28,236
I'M GONNA SCORE
A TOUCHDOWN!
2026
01:38:28,303 --> 01:38:30,105
I'M GONNA SCORE
A TOUCHDOWN!
2027
01:38:30,172 --> 01:38:31,940
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
2028
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:39,314
YEAH!
2029
01:38:39,381 --> 01:38:40,748
HA HA HA!
2030
01:38:40,815 --> 01:38:43,818
WE WON!
WE WON!
2031
01:38:43,885 --> 01:38:46,121
WE DID IT!
WE WON!
2032
01:39:05,540 --> 01:39:07,542
WE DID IT!
WE WON!
2033
01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:09,511
WE WON! WE WON!
2034
01:39:09,577 --> 01:39:12,047
WE DONE IT! WE DONE IT!
2035
01:39:12,114 --> 01:39:15,083
WE WON! WE WON!
WE WON! WE WON!
2036
01:39:17,452 --> 01:39:19,487
WE WON! HA HA!
2037
01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:25,293
PATTY FLOYD...
2038
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:29,231
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN
HAVING DINNER WITH ME.
2039
01:39:32,434 --> 01:39:35,070
FINE, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
2040
01:39:37,072 --> 01:39:38,873
[CRYING]
2041
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:41,043
GET A GRIP, DAD.
2042
01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:46,281
WHOO! YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
2043
01:39:46,348 --> 01:39:47,615
YES!
2044
01:39:51,119 --> 01:39:53,755
GIANTS! GIANTS!
2045
01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:56,191
GIANTS! GIANTS!
2046
01:39:56,258 --> 01:39:57,392
CONGRATULATIONS,
DANNY.
2047
01:39:57,459 --> 01:39:59,394
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
THE NEW HEAD COACH.
2048
01:39:59,461 --> 01:40:02,097
IF YOU'RE STILL PISSED
AT ME, DON'T BE.
2049
01:40:02,164 --> 01:40:05,100
IF I WASN'T TOUGH ON
YOU WHEN WE WERE KIDS,
2050
01:40:05,167 --> 01:40:07,902
YOU NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN
ABLE TO BEAT ME TODAY.
2051
01:40:07,969 --> 01:40:09,904
O.K. LISTEN, MY GUYS
ARE WONDERING--
2052
01:40:09,971 --> 01:40:11,973
IF THEY CAN TAR
AND FEATHER ME?
2053
01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:15,943
NO. THEY WONDERING IF
YOUR TEAM WANTS TO JOIN UP
WITH THE LITTLE GIANTS.
2054
01:40:16,010 --> 01:40:17,679
ONE TOWN, ONE TEAM?
2055
01:40:17,745 --> 01:40:20,715
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL MY BOYS.
2056
01:40:20,782 --> 01:40:24,219
IS THERE SUCH THING
AS HAVING TWO HEAD COACHES?
2057
01:40:24,286 --> 01:40:25,553
NO.
2058
01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:28,956
IN CASE THE HEAD COACH
DOESN'T KNOW AS MUCH
ABOUT FOOTBALL
2059
01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,126
AS THE OTHER COACH?
2060
01:40:34,162 --> 01:40:36,598
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT,
ALL RIGHT?
2061
01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:38,466
DEAL.
2062
01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:40,202
DANNY.
THAT STUPID BET WE MADE,
2063
01:40:40,268 --> 01:40:43,438
YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ME
TO IT, ARE YOU?
2064
01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:44,539
KEVIN,
2065
01:40:44,606 --> 01:40:48,810
WOULD I THROW MY OWN
BROTHER OUT ON THE STREET?
2066
01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:49,944
NO.
2067
01:40:50,011 --> 01:40:52,314
THERE'S ALWAYS
GONNA BE A JOB FOR YOU
2068
01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,815
AT DANNY O'SHEA'S CHEVROLET.
2069
01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,317
I'LL START YOU
ON COMMISSION--
2070
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:57,085
COME ON! DANNY, LOOK,
2071
01:40:57,152 --> 01:40:59,887
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEWAY
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
2072
01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:01,323
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2073
01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:02,857
WELL, THERE IS ONE THING.
2074
01:41:02,924 --> 01:41:04,092
WHAT?
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