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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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[WHISTLE]

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[WHISTLE]

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[WHISTLE]

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[WHISTLE]

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COLOSSAL KEVIN O'SHEA
GOES BACK TO PASS,

7
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SEES HIS LITTLE BROTHER
DANNY DOWN FIELD.

8
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THE RUSH IS ON.

9
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THE BALL IS IN THE AIR!
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!

10
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DANNY CATCHES THE BALL.

11
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HE'S AT THE 10,
THE 20, THE 25.

12
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HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY!

13
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THE O'SHEA BROTHERS
ARE ABOUT TO WIN
THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

14
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AW, THERE'S A FUMBLE.
DANNY GOT IT!

15
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HEY, KEVIN, WAIT UP.

16
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HOW MANY TOUCHDOWNS
YOU GONNA THROW
ME TODAY?

17
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I'LL BET IT'S 50,
MAYBE 100!

18
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WHAT TIME IS MOM
GOING TO PICK YOU UP?

19
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SHE SAID I COULD
SPEND THE ENTIRE
DAY WITH YOU.

20
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?

21
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YEAH. GREAT.

22
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WHOO!

23
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O.K., SPACES
OR LACES?

24
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SPACES!

25
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COME ON, SPACES!

26
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LACES, DADDY-O.

27
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I'LL TAKE BUTZ.

28
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YES! IT'S OVER!

29
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STEIN AND RIP.

30
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YES!

31
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PINSKI.
YES!

32
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McKORMICK!

33
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YEAH!

34
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RALPHY.

35
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YES.

36
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MOUSE.
YES!

37
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UH, MORITTI.

38
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YEAH!

39
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LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!

40
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HEY, DANNY, THE BALL.

41
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GIVE ME.

42
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I MUST BE BAD
IF MY OWN BROTHER
WON'T PICK ME.

43
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LOOK AT IT MY WAY.

44
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I STINK,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

45
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YOU'RE PERFECT,
AND I STINK.
THE END.

46
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M SO GOOD,

47
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IT MAKES YOU
LOOK BAD.

48
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO CHEER ME UP?

49
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IT'S NOT WORKING.

50
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SEE? I STINK
AT SOMETHING, TOO.

51
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SCORE A COUPLE
TOUCHDOWNS FOR YOU!

52
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WE KICK OFF!
STAND BACK, BABY!

53
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HI, DANNY.

54
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HI, PATTY.

55
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AREN'T YOU PLAYING TODAY?

56
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NO. I'M ON
THE INJURED LIST.

57
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HEY, DANNY.

58
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YOU SEE THAT
WATER TOWER?

59
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ONE DAY OUR NAME'S
GONNA BE UP THERE

60
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IN BIG BOLD LETTERS--
THE O'SHEA BROTHERS.

61
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WE'RE GONNA
OWN THIS TOWN,

62
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YOU AND ME, BUDDY.

63
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DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!

64
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COME ON, PEOPLE!
SHOW ME SOMETHING!

65
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MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

66
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S CALLED SWEAT.
SHOW ME SOME!

67
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MOVE. MOVE.

68
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MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

69
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COME ON, GENTLEMEN.
SUCK IT UP.

70
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SUCK IT UP.
FASTER. FASTER!

71
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LOOKING GOOD, COACH.

72
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OW!

73
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OOH, BABY!
NOW WE'RE TALKING.

74
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
BACK UP.

75
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MAKE ROOM.

76
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GIVE HIM SOME AIR.

77
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NICE POP, ICEBOX.

78
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THANKS, UNCLE KEV.

79
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IS HE DEAD?

80
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HE AIN'T MOVING.

81
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YOU KILLED HIM, ICEBOX!

82
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HEY, RUDY. YOU O.K.?

83
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[MOANING]

84
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OH, RUDY!

85
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[LAUGHING]

86
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EW!

87
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PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH?

88
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ARE YOU NUTS?

89
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IT'S STILL GOOD.

90
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YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE

91
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TREATING YOUR HELMET
LIKE A LUNCHBOX.

92
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WHAT IS THAT?

93
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CHEETOS.

94
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CRUNCHY OR PUFFED?

95
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PUFFED.

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WIMP. EVERYONE
FROM HERE OVER,
GO WITH COACH BUTZ.

97
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EVERYONE FROM HERE OVER,
COME WITH ME.

98
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LET'S FIND OUT
WHO'S GONNA MAKE THIS TEAM.

99
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MY MOM MADE THAT!

100
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SET, GO!

101
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LET'S GO!

102
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LET'S GO!

103
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OH, MAN!

104
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COME ON, MAN.

105
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FIFTH ONE HE'S BOOTED.

106
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HANDS LIKE FRYING PANS.

107
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SET, GO!

108
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WHY YOU DOING THIS
TO ME, FELLAS?

109
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I CUT YOUR NAILS,
WASH YOU...

110
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PUT GLOVES ON YOU
WHEN YOU'RE COLD.

111
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HEY, HANON, YOU EVER
CATCH ANYTHING,

112
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EVER?

113
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CAUGHT A COLD
YESTERDAY, MURPH.
HERE. HAVE SOME!

114
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GROSS!

115
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GET OFFA ME,
YOU LITTLE DORK!

116
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SPEED...

117
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THE DISTANCE GAINED

118
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DIVIDED BY
THE TIME OF TRAVEL.

119
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YOU CLOWNS WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL,

120
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YOU GOTTA MOVE. READY?

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[WHISTLE]

122
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COME ON, TAD!

123
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GO, TAD! DIG!

124
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WHAT IS THIS,
A TELETHON?

125
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READY?

126
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[WHISTLE]

127
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[MAKING HONKING NOISES
AS HE BREATHES HEAVILY]

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NEXT.

129
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8.5.
EXCELLENT, BRIGGS.

130
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HOW'D I DO,
COACH?

131
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I DON'T KNOW, SON.
I DON'T HAVE A SUNDIAL.

132
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HEY, ICEBOX.

133
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YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY

134
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AND PLAY LIKE A BOY.

135
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DO YOU PEE STANDING UP?

136
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WHEN SHE'S HOT TO TROT,
SHE'S STILL GOTTA SQUAT.

137
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GET HIM BEFORE
SHE PULLS HIS HEAD OFF.

138
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I CAN'T BREATHE!

139
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LET ME GO.

140
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BECKY!

141
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LET HIM GO.

142
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LET HIM UP!

143
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LET HIM GO!

144
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YOU'RE LUCKY
MY DAD SHOWED UP.

145
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HI, DANNY.

146
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HI.

147
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HEY, GUYS.

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HI, DAN.

149
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GUESS WHAT, UNCLE DAN.

150
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I GOT THE WHOLE
HEADLOCK THING ON TAPE.

151
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HERE. WANNA SEE?

152
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NO, THAT'S O.K. THANKS.

153
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HOW'S SHE DOING?

154
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SHE'S THE BEST ONE
OUT THERE.

155
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YOU KNOW,

156
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TODAY I'M REMINDED OF
WHAT A LUCKY GUY I AM.

157
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LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN
AN O'SHEA.

158
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LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN BORN
IN THIS GREAT TOWN.

159
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AND LUCKY TO HAVE BEEN
BLESSED WITH ABILITIES
THAT ALLOW ME

160
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TO BRING SOMETHING BACK
HERE TO URBANIA.

161
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MY TOWN.

162
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LITTLE THINGS LIKE...

163
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THREE HIGH SCHOOL
CHAMPIONSHIPS.

164
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THREE HIGH SCHOOL
CHAMPIONSHIPS...

165
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A NATIONAL
COLLEGIATE
CHAMPIONSHIP.

166
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A NATIONAL
COLLEGIATE TITLE...

167
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AN ALL-AMERICAN
TITLE.

168
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AN ALL-AMERICAN TITLE.

169
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NOT TO MENTION...
NOT TO MENTION...

170
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A HEISMAN TROPHY.

171
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A HEISMAN TROPHY.

172
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[APPLAUSE]

173
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WOOF! WOOF!

174
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TODAY I'M EVEN MORE LUCKY

175
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'CAUSE THERE'S
ONE MORE THING

176
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I CAN BRING BACK
TO THIS TOWN--

177
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A PEE-WEE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP!

178
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YEAH!
WHOO!
YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!

179
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,886
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

180
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NOW...

181
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,559
WHEN YOU HEAR
YOUR NAME CALLED,

182
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GO OVER TO COACH BUTZ
AND PICK UP YOUR JERSEY.

183
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,598
THOSE JERSEYS
ARE SO COOL.

184
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,667
DIBS ON MONTANA'S
NUMBER.

185
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,670
I'M GETTING MICHAEL IRVIN'S
NUMBER, THE BIG 8-8.

186
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,905
I JUST WANT ONE
OF THOSE SHIRTS.

187
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,406
BRIGGS!

188
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,943
GO, BRIGGS!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

189
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:36,944
PATTERSON!

190
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:37,945
YES!

191
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,379
HOFFS!

192
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,380
LEWIS!

193
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YEAH!

194
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,584
BOOKMAN!

195
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,488
GRABELSKI!

196
00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,489
RIVERA!

197
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,058
RIVERA!
RIVERA!

198
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,159
SCANLON!

199
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,895
SCANLON, MY MAN!

200
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,029
PARKHURST!

201
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,600
WALKER!

202
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,204
LINDEMANN!

203
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,173
BEAUREGARD!

204
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,174
YEAH, GREAT!

205
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,375
GIBBS!

206
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,612
GREESON!

207
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,217
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

208
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,687
THE BACKBONE OF THIS TEAM...

209
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,290
SHAWN MURPHY!

210
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,392
YES! I KNEW IT, BECKY!
WHOO!

211
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,060
YES! THANK YOU!

212
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,030
WHOO! I KNEW IT!

213
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,132
WHOO!

214
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,270
NOW...

215
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,206
FOR THE REST OF YOU...

216
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,776
I'D LIKE TO SAY--

217
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,111
WELL, I'D JUST--

218
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,080
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR TRYING OUT.

219
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,449
AND I WANT YOU
TO REMEMBER--

220
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,617
HEY,

221
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,019
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.

222
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,687
HUH?

223
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,424
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

224
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,107
O.K.

225
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,477
WELL...

226
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,880
I THINK
THIS REALLY SUCKS.

227
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:23,717
THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN LEARN
FROM THIS, IS THERE?

228
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,020
YEAH. NEVER TRY OUT
FOR ANYTHING AGAIN.

229
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,207
TAKE HER EASY, COACH.

230
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,241
HEY, ROSS.

231
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,576
KEVIN!

232
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,611
WHAT THE HELL
YOU DOING?

233
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,614
PUTTING TOGETHER
A CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL
TEAM, LITTLE BROTHER.

234
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,917
DID YOU SEE THE FACES
ON THOSE OTHER KIDS?

235
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,652
FOOTBALL ISN'T FACES.
IT'S SPEED, TALENT.

236
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,923
I ONLY GOT THREE WEEKS
TO PUT THIS TOGETHER.

237
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,992
I CAN'T WASTE TIME WITH...

238
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,894
LOSERS.

239
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,128
WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU,

240
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,162
VINCE LOMBARDI?

241
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,198
THIS IS PEE-WEE
FOOTBALL, KEVIN.

242
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,201
EVERY KID SHOULD
HAVE A CHANCE
TO PLAY.

243
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,069
NOT ON THIS TEAM.

244
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,738
AND BECKY'S BETTER
THAN HALF OF
THOSE BOYS.

245
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,241
DANNY, LISTEN,
ICEBOX IS A GIRL.

246
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,277
MAYBE IF YOU STARTED
TREATING HER LIKE A GIRL--

247
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,780
DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO RAISE MY DAUGHTER.

248
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,282
DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO PICK MY SQUAD.

249
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,385
WAY TO GO, KEVIN.
YOU HURT THEIR
FEELINGS.

250
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,254
YOU HURT THEIR
FEELINGS.
DANNY...

251
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,588
DANNY...

252
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,791
WE BOTH KNOW THOSE
KIDS CAN'T CUT IT.

253
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,794
SHOULD I LIE TO THEM?
BUILD UP THEIR HOPES?

254
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,430
TRUST ME,
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

255
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,965
YOU'LL THANK ME TOMORROW.

256
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,036
I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT
MY WAY.

257
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,447
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

258
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,592
GOD BLESS FAMILY,

259
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,094
FRIENDS,

260
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,228
FLOWERS,

261
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,763
NICKELODEON,

262
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,865
ALL THE LITTLE KITTIES,

263
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,732
PEZ...

264
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,469
MR. LORENZO,
THE SCHOOL JANITOR.

265
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,271
HIS EARS ARE SO HAIRY.

266
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,139
HE'S AN UNFORTUNATE
MAN, PRISCILLA.

267
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,943
AND GOD BLESS DADDY'S
FAVORITE SPORT, FOOTBALL.

268
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,411
AMEN, BABY.
AMEN.

269
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,980
DIG IN.

270
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:36,416
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DIDN'T PICK BECKY.

271
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,951
YES, YOU DO, KAREN.

272
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,486
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, KEVIN.

273
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:43,623
SHE'S YOUR NIECE AND ONE OF
THE BEST PLAYERS OUT THERE.

274
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,959
AND SHE CAN
MAKE BOYS CRY.

275
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,427
HONEY, SHE'S A GIRL.

276
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,929
GIRLS CAN RUN COUNTRIES,

277
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,764
THEY CAN SIT
ON THE SUPREME COURT,

278
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,666
THEY CAN DISCOVER RADIUM,

279
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,302
BUT THEY CAN'T PLAY
PEE-WEE FOOTBALL.

280
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,769
CORRECT.

281
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,238
OH, KEVIN.

282
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,740
O.K., MAYBE I WENT
A LITTLE TOO FAR,

283
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,242
WAS A LITTLE...

284
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,643
PIGHEADED?

285
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,878
ALL RIGHT.
CHAUVINISTIC,
MAYBE.

286
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,379
YOU'VE PROVED
YOUR POINT.

287
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,116
AND I THINK BECKY
SHOULD BE INVOLVED
WITH THE TEAM.

288
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,019
OR ANY GIRL WHO
WANTS TO BE.
DEBBIE--

289
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,254
CALL YOUR FRIENDS.
TELL THEM I NEED
SPIRIT.

290
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,756
I NEED POM-POMS.
I NEED CHEERLEADERS!

291
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,991
YES!

292
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,331
I HATE NOT BEING PICKED.

293
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,335
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

294
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,838
WHY DON'T
WE PUT MUD TIRES
ON THE GO-CART?

295
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,306
I DON'T WANT TO.

296
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,841
FORGET THE TIRES.

297
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,844
HOW ABOUT IF
WE GO CAMPING
IN THE WOODS,

298
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,312
MAKE MOOSE SOUNDS?

299
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,547
NAH.

300
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,414
AH, FORGET
THE MOOSE SOUNDS.

301
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,150
LISTEN, BECK,

302
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,985
REMEMBER WHEN MOM SAID

303
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,154
THAT SHE WAS GOING
TO HAVE TO DO

304
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,289
WHAT WAS BEST FOR HER?

305
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,158
WHEN SHE CHOSE
TO LEAVE US,

306
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,127
SHE WAS KIND OF MAKING
A CHOICE FOR US, TOO.

307
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,628
I MEAN, IN A WAY,

308
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,966
IT GAVE US A CHANCE
TO GET REAL CLOSE.

309
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,169
WHEN UNCLE KEVIN DIDN'T
PICK YOU FOR THE TEAM,

310
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,703
IT WAS THE SAME THING.

311
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,040
HE FREED YOU UP
TO BE PICKED FOR
SOMETHING ELSE

312
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,908
OR TO DO SOMETHING
TOTALLY DIFFERENT

313
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,910
WHERE YOU COULD
DO THE PICKING.

314
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,381
DAD, I JUST WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

315
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,018
HEY, SWEETIE, IF I HAD
A FOOTBALL TEAM,

316
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,419
I'D PICK YOU.

317
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,267
WE NEVER GET PICKED
FOR ANYTHING.

318
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,768
LIFE STINKS.

319
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,271
YEAH, THERE GOES MY SHOT
AT THE PROS.

320
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,573
NOW I'LL HAVE
TO BE A SENATOR.

321
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,908
HERE'S A KISS
FOR MURPHY

322
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,977
AND FOR PATTERSON
AND BRIGGS, TOO.

323
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,312
[FARTS]

324
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,346
HA HA HA HA!

325
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,215
WHOO!

326
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,083
WHOO!

327
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,952
OHH!
UGH!

328
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,087
DAMN, ZOLFART.

329
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,823
WHAT ROAD KILL DID
YOUR MOM FEED YOU?

330
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,591
FREE-RANGE SKUNK.

331
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,727
THIS IS A PRIVATE
ESTABLISHMENT, GENTLEMEN.

332
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,130
YEAH. SCRAM!

333
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,332
PLEASE?

334
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,899
I'M HURT.

335
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,268
I'M REALLY HURT.

336
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,937
WE CAME BY TO TELL YOU

337
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,905
HOW INCREDIBLY
SORRY WE ARE

338
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,242
THAT YOU DIDN'T
MAKE THE TEAM.

339
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,044
NOT! NOT!
NOT!

340
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,412
YOW!

341
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,153
THE ICEBOX!
THE ICEBOX!

342
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,290
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

343
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,007
AAH!

344
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,029
WHO--AH! UH! UH!

345
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099
UH! AAH!

346
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,744
AAH!

347
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,655
SURE. BIG SHOT
IN THE GO-CART.

348
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,592
I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO GET YOU BACK
ON THE FIELD.

349
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,693
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE.

350
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,563
YEAH, SURE. REMEMBER,
YOU AND YOUR SPAZ PATROL

351
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,232
DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM.

352
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,600
I GOT A LITTLE
NEWS FLASH FOR YOU.

353
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,436
WE STARTED OUR OWN TEAM,

354
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,239
AND WE'RE GOING
TO KICK YOUR LITTLE
COWBOY BUTTS.

355
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,342
IF YOU GOT A TEAM,
WHO'S YOUR COACH?

356
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,009
MY DAD.

357
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,912
HA HA HA HA!
YOUR DAD?

358
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,514
HA HA HA HA!

359
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,784
UH!

360
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,525
THERE'S A FEW TIMES
IN A MAN'S LIFE

361
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,027
WHEN HE CAN HOWL
AT THE MOON--

362
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,363
WHEN HE GETS MARRIED,

363
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,265
WHEN HE SCORES
THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN,

364
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,033
AND WHEN HE BUYS
HIS FIRST CHEVY.
CONGRATULATIONS.

365
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,502
THANKS, MR. O'SHEA.

366
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,803
BUTZ.

367
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,676
HAROLD, I'M GOING TO LUNCH.
YOU WANT TO SURPRISE ME?

368
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,677
YEAH.

369
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,145
SELL A CAR.

370
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,380
O.K. SURE.

371
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,966
WE'RE DOWN
BY SIX POINTS.

372
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,569
IT'S THIRD AND GOAL,
TWO SECONDS LEFT.

373
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,771
I'VE BEEN HIT
SO MANY TIMES,

374
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,072
I CAN'T EVEN
SEE STRAIGHT.

375
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,009
I'M SO BRUISED,
I LOOK LIKE
A CODE BLUE.

376
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,076
TWO SECONDS?

377
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,078
COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS THREE.

378
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,079
FOUR.

379
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,448
IT WAS TWO SECONDS.

380
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,618
NOW THE CROWD
IN THE STADIUM
IS GOING NUTS.

381
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,253
ALL EYES ARE ON ME.

382
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,687
HOWDY, GENTS.

383
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,623
ALREADY VOTED, MAYOR.

384
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,593
O'SHEA, I GOT MY TAIL
IN A TRAP.

385
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,262
WE GOT TO TALK.

386
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,863
EXCUSE ME, BOYS.

387
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,565
LITTLE PEE-WEE
BUSINESS.

388
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,767
FOUR SECONDS.

389
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,602
THE HELL WITH THE TIME.

390
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,572
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YEAR IT IS.

391
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,106
I'M, UH,

392
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,108
FEELING KIND OF
FOOLISH, SON.

393
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,410
MAYBE IT'S THE TIE.

394
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,280
NEVER MIND THE TIE.

395
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,583
NOW, WE GOT A TURD
IN THE PUNCH BOWL.

396
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,453
I GOT URBANIA INTO
THE POP WARNER LEAGUE

397
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,955
BY TELLING EVERYBODY THAT
THE GREAT KEVIN O'SHEA

398
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,723
WAS GOING TO COACH
OUR BOYS.

399
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,725
I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL.

400
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,862
SEEMS THERE'S TWO TEAMS
IN THIS TOWN.

401
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,797
WHO'S COACHING
THE OTHER ONE?

402
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,031
HEY, FELLAS.

403
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,800
MORNING, LOUISE.

404
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,202
HOW YOU DOING,
CHAMP?

405
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,876
DAD, I GOT TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.

406
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,411
I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.

407
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,613
WE'RE FORMING OUR
OWN FOOTBALL TEAM.

408
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,647
LOVE YOU A LOT.

409
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,016
YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?

410
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,451
WHERE DO YOU COME OFF

411
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,152
TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER
ANOTHER TEAM?

412
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,222
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU
CAN COACH FOOTBALL?

413
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,830
KEVIN, I JUST HEARD
ABOUT THIS--

414
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,799
DANNY, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

415
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,301
YOU CAN'T COACH FOOTBALL.

416
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,303
HELL, YOU COULDN'T EVEN
PLAY FOOTBALL.

417
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,470
WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT?

418
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,439
WASN'T MINE.
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

419
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,007
WHO SAID LIFE WAS FAIR?

420
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,009
SOME OF US RUN
FOR TOUCHDOWNS,

421
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,877
SOME RUN
THE CLASS PROJECTOR.

422
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,013
I RAN
THE CLASS PROJECTOR.

423
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,681
I'M SURE YOU WERE GREAT.

424
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,051
DANNY, GUYS LIKE YOU
AND KIDS LIKE THAT--

425
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,387
THEY CAN'T HELP IT
THEY'RE NO GOOD,

426
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,455
BUT THEY LEARN THINGS.

427
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,023
I MEAN,
THEY INVENT THINGS.

428
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,825
THEY WIN NOBEL PRIZES.

429
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,361
EINSTEIN--COULD HE CATCH?

430
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,530
DID ANYBODY CARE? NO.

431
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,165
DANNY, LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME. DANNY.

432
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,468
THESE THING THAT YOU DO
WITH THE KIDS--

433
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,037
I THINK THEY'RE GREAT.
I THINK THEY'RE ADMIRABLE.

434
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,540
YOU WANT TO START
A CHESS CLUB,

435
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,709
A LITTLE NATURE WALK CLASS--
THIS IS FINE.

436
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,711
SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT--

437
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,515
IT'S O.K. WITH YOU
IF I DO SOMETHING
WITH THE KIDS?

438
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,150
SURE.

439
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,618
BUT NOT FOOTBALL.

440
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,119
EXACTLY.

441
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,056
I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.

442
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,558
NO, I DON'T.

443
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,626
I DON'T SEE IT YOUR WAY.

444
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,696
I'VE REALLY NEVER
SEEN IT YOUR WAY.

445
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:37,997
I HATE YOUR WAY.

446
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,532
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

447
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,801
YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO ME,

448
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,404
AND I'M SICK OF IT.

449
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,074
WE'RE FORMING
OUR OWN TEAM.

450
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,410
LEAGUE RULES CLEARLY STATE
ONE TOWN, ONE TEAM.

451
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,911
CAN'T HAVE TWO TEAMS.

452
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,245
LET'S HAVE
A PLAY-OFF.

453
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,847
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
WILBUR.

454
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,916
HOW ABOUT IT, FELLAS?

455
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,085
HOW ABOUT IT?

456
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,422
TWO SATURDAYS FROM TODAY.
MEET ME AT HALF COURT.

457
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,857
IT'S THE 50-YARD LINE, DAD.

458
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,562
DANNY.

459
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,365
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

460
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,501
WE JUST WANT TO PLAY.

461
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,739
WHOO!
YEAH!

462
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:31,150
WHERE ARE WE GOING
TO FIND ANYBODY
FOR THE TEAM?

463
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,652
I DON'T KNOW.

464
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,154
IT WAS GOOD,
NOT LIKE IN BASKETBALL--

465
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,823
[CLATTER]

466
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,661
WHOA.
WHOA.

467
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,064
NOTHING BUT GLASS.

468
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,899
YOU WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL?

469
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,769
MR. O'SHEA,
I HAVE AN AVERSION
TO PAIN AND SUFFERING.

470
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,304
NUBIE,
I'M NOT EVEN TALKING

471
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,674
ABOUT SETTING FOOT
ON THE FIELD.

472
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,910
I NEED SOMEBODY
TO HELP ME COME UP
WITH SOME PLAYS.

473
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,146
WHAT KIND OF PLAYS?

474
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,750
CREATIVE PLAYS.

475
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,852
ANYTHING GOES?

476
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,822
USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

477
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,660
[BELL RINGS]

478
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,694
I'M IN.

479
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,034
YOU EVER
PLAYED FOOTBALL?
NO.

480
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,170
NO.
DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?

481
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,172
YOU WANT
TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
NO.

482
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,407
GREAT.
YOU CAN BE ON OUR TEAM.

483
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,316
YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
FLIGHT 45.

484
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,317
DAD!

485
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:40,386
I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY,
SON.

486
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,921
[KISS]

487
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,124
YEAH. THE FLIGHT
GETS IN AT 9:00.

488
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,237
WHAT ABOUT HIM?

489
00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,706
HEY!

490
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,448
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY.

491
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,150
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA!

492
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,685
LOOK AT THIS!

493
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:16,155
O.K. THERE'S MORE
STUFF OVER HERE.
GIVE ME A HAND.

494
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,626
ALL RIGHT. CAREFUL.

495
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,594
SOME OF THESE
ARE ANTIQUES.

496
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,134
TIMMY, I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT GOES THERE.

497
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,503
GUYS, A LOT OF
THIS EQUIPMENT

498
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,004
HAS BEEN USED BEFORE.

499
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,308
AAH!

500
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,810
IT'S A MOM!

501
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,479
[SCREAMING]

502
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,417
EXCUSE ME, COACH.

503
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,720
HI, MR. O'SHEA.
I'M CHERYL BERMAN.

504
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,556
I'M SORRY
JAKE'S SO LATE,

505
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,291
BUT I TOOK HIM
TO SEE DR. HARDING.

506
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,493
HE SNEEZED AND HAD ME
WORRIED SICK.

507
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,829
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAUTIOUS.

508
00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:00,867
WE NEVER THOUGHT
WE'D HAVE CHILDREN
AFTER TRYING FOR 13 YEARS.

509
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,168
IT WAS ME.

510
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,003
WHEN I FINALLY GOT PREGNANT,

511
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,706
THE DOCTOR ORDERED ME
OFF TO BED--

512
00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:09,441
NINE MISERABLE
MONTHS ON MY BACK.

513
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,744
AND THE BIRTH--
GOD ONLY KNOWS THE PAIN.

514
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,446
HE WEIGHED ONLY
1 POUND, 11 OUNCES.

515
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,283
HE SPENT HIS FIRST SIX WEEKS
IN AN INCUBATOR,

516
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,286
AND I THINK FOOTBALL IS JUST
THE MEDICINE FOR HIM.

517
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,621
[SNIFFLING]

518
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,991
MY SHRINK TOLD HER
I GOT TO GET OUT MORE.

519
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,027
I THINK HE'S
GOING TO BE FINE.

520
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,562
OH, O.K.

521
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,541
COOL.

522
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,476
[POP]

523
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,812
THANKS.
I NEEDED THAT.

524
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,949
LET'S KICK SOME BUTT.

525
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,884
* I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I BEEN TOLD *

526
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,986
* BUTZ'S BUTT
IS GREEN WITH MOLD *

527
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,955
* YOU SAY THANK YOU,
I SAY PLEASE *

528
00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:58,057
* KEVIN SITS DOWN
WHEN HE PEES *

529
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,628
[STRAINING]

530
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,664
[GROANING]

531
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,834
LOOKIN' GOOD.
REAL GOOD.

532
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,771
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S STRETCH IT OUT.

533
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,574
[PASSES GAS]

534
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,281
AAH!

535
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,055
AAH!

536
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,728
WHOA!

537
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,703
AAH!

538
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,376
NO!

539
00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,284
AAH!
AAH!

540
00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,318
[PASSES GAS]

541
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,790
[JUNIOR]
HE THROWS! IT'S UP!

542
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,962
YEAH! TOUCHDOWN!

543
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,343
WHAT A THROW!

544
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,045
WHAT A FIND!

545
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,546
WHAT A HUNK!

546
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,149
WAIT A MINUTE!

547
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,051
WHAT AM I SAYING?

548
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,053
I'M THE ICEBOX.

549
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,422
THE ICEBOX
DOESN'T LIKE BOYS.

550
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,926
'CEPT FOR THAT ONE.

551
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,698
HEY, BUDDY!

552
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,933
CATCH THIS!

553
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,002
GOOD CATCH!

554
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,238
NICE ARM!

555
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,541
JUNIOR FLOYD.
I'M HANON.

556
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:56,943
ZOLTECK. WHAT'S UP?

557
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:57,910
I'M TAD.

558
00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,012
COOL.

559
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,480
YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL?

560
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:04,016
YEAH. LET'S SEE
THAT ARM AGAIN.

561
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,024
WHERE IS HE?

562
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,926
HEY, YOU!

563
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,403
UH...HI.

564
00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:28,174
DAD, DON'T TELL JOKES.

565
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,177
YOU CAN'T TELL JOKES.
YOU NEVER COULD TELL JOKES.

566
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,680
RELAX. I'M GOING
TO ASK HIS MOTHER
IF HE CAN PLAY FOOTBALL.

567
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:37,683
I CAN'T GO IN THERE!
I'D LOOK LIKE A GEEK.

568
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,685
THIS DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE YOU.

569
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,188
YOU GOT A CRUSH
ON THIS GUY?

570
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,324
I'M THE ICEBOX.
I DON'T GET CRUSHES.

571
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,199
OH, MY GOD!
THERE HE IS!

572
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,633
HE IS SO CUTE!

573
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,035
RELAX.

574
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,507
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
HIS MOTHER WAS PATTY FLOYD.

575
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,009
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

576
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,577
WHEN I WAS A KID,
I KINDA HAD--

577
00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:07,279
GET A GRIP!
YOU GET A GRIP!

578
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,016
ONE OF US HAS
TO KNOCK ON THAT DOOR!

579
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,551
YEAH, YOU!
YOU DO IT!

580
00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,753
NO, YOU DO IT!

581
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,124
[DOORBELL RINGS]

582
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,125
HEY!

583
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,292
YOU TRAITOR!

584
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,469
HI. CAN I--

585
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,474
DANNY?

586
00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:36,809
HI.

587
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,578
DANNY O'SHEA,
HOW ARE YOU?

588
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,680
FINE. REALLY GOOD.

589
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,049
WELL, COME ON IN.

590
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,216
SURE.

591
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,293
READY...

592
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,461
GO!

593
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,701
MAN! WHAT AN ARM!

594
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,837
READY...GO!

595
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,821
YAY! YAY!
YAY!

596
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,232
[DANNY]
O.K., HANON, NICE TRY.

597
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,734
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S
GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.

598
00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,369
USE YOUR HANDS.

599
00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:41,507
[JUNIOR]
READY...GO!

600
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:47,079
OH, GOOD CATCH, GUYS.
GOOD CATCH.

601
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:52,684
MY MOM SAYS
THE PADS YOU GAVE ME
WEREN'T ENOUGH.

602
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,853
[LAUGHING]

603
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,832
HEY, THIS IS GREAT!

604
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,267
I DON'T FEEL A--

605
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,971
JAKE?

606
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,907
JAKE?
JAKE? JAKE?

607
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,817
HE WILL NEVER DO IT.

608
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,287
THEY'LL NEVER DO IT.
THEY'VE DONE IT ALREADY.

609
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,221
MAKE YOU A BET?

610
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,923
IF THESE BOYS
DON'T WIN,

611
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,659
I SWEEP OUT THE SHOP
FOR THREE WEEKS.

612
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,827
IT'S GOING TO BE
A LANDSLIDE.

613
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,163
IF THEY DON'T WIN,

614
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,531
I'LL SWEEP IT OUT
FOR A MONTH.

615
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,833
GOOD. YOU GOT WITNESSES,
YOU UNDERSTAND?

616
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,335
YEAH.
YOU REMEMBER THIS.

617
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,837
O.K. STAND LIKE THIS.
COME ON, COME ON.

618
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,507
IT'S A HUDDLE, GUYS.
HUDDLE. LATIN FOR ROUND.

619
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,841
ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.

620
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,343
NOW, COMMUNICATION
IS THE KEY.

621
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,679
I SIGNAL THE QUARTERBACK
WITH THE PLAY.

622
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,182
HE RELATES IT TO YOU
IN THE HUDDLE,

623
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,284
THEN WE TRY IT.
LET'S DO IT.

624
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:01,988
O.K. CURL OUT
TO THE FULLBACK
ON 2.

625
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:05,291
HEY, HOW COME YOU NEVER
CALL A PLAY FOR ME?

626
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,993
YOU'RE A TACKLE,
DIP HEAD.

627
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,795
NOBODY CALLS ME
A DIP HEAD
EXCEPT MY SISTER.

628
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,463
HEY, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS,

629
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,731
WAIT, WAIT.
GUYS,

630
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,200
I'LL
RUN THE BALL.

631
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,701
YOU ALWAYS
RUN THE BALL.

632
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,369
WHY CAN'T I
RUN THE BALL?

633
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,871
BECAUSE YOU'RE SLOW
AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

634
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:20,872
SAYS WHO?

635
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,873
EVERYBODY SAYS.

636
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,742
I CALL THE PLAY.

637
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,611
WHY CAN'T I
RUN THE BALL?

638
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,279
YOU CAN'T GO
TO MY BIRTHDAY.

639
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:28,380
SO WHAT?

640
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,916
HEY! WHY DON'T I
GET TO PLAY?

641
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:33,719
O.K. THAT WAS GOOD
FOR A FIRST TIME.

642
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,722
READY...GO.

643
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,063
NICE PASS. NICE CATCH.

644
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,734
JUNIOR.

645
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,376
READY...

646
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,577
GO.

647
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,217
YES!

648
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,187
ALL RIGHT!

649
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,391
VERY NICE. O.K., GUYS,

650
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,760
FROM NOW ON,
WE'LL PLAY WITH THIS.

651
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,162
PUT THIS IN THE BATHROOM.

652
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,808
GOOD JOB, ICEBOX.

653
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,043
THANKS.

654
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,080
ANY TIME.

655
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,884
I'LL
GET THE QUARTERBACK.

656
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,519
HUT 1!

657
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,521
HUT 2!

658
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,190
I GOT YOU!

659
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,696
O.K., ICEBOX.
YOU CAN GET OFF ME.

660
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,365
SORRY.

661
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,506
GENTLEMEN,
THAT IS YOUR OPPONENT.

662
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,142
YOU MUST DEFEAT HER
AT ALL COSTS.

663
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,377
PATTERSON, BECKY
IS ALL THEY'VE GOT.

664
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,547
I WANT YOU TO HIT HER
LOW AND HARD.

665
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:09,915
GET IN YOUR POSITION.

666
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,483
HEAD UP, BUTT DOWN.

667
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,018
STICK AND DRIVE.

668
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,053
SET. GO!

669
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,291
OH...

670
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,926
SON,
IT'S A COUCH CUSHION.

671
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,861
IT'S A COUCH CUSHION,
SON.

672
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,663
I WANT YOU
TO WRAP YOUR ARMS

673
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,166
AND DRIVE THROUGH IT.
WRAP AND DRIVE.

674
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,167
STAND BACK.

675
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,468
GO, COACH!
COME ON, COACH!

676
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,203
PRISCILLA,
SHOOT THIS, HONEY.

677
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,904
GO FOR IT, DADDY.

678
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,907
BRIGGS...

679
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,310
COUNT IT OFF.

680
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,345
OH...

681
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,549
READY...

682
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,750
SET.

683
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,784
GO!

684
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,654
KEVIN!

685
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,055
AAH!

686
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:51,323
AAH!

687
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,858
OOF!

688
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,863
OH...DOCTOR.

689
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,633
COACH!

690
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,935
DADDY!

691
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,672
OH...

692
00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,174
THAT'S RIGHT, SPORTS FANS,

693
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,677
IF THERE'S GOING TO BE
PEE WEE FOOTBALL IN URBANIA,

694
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,712
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO PLAY.

695
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:18,184
BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR THE LITTLE GIANTS!

696
00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:24,523
SHE'S TOUGH. SHE'S BAD.

697
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:28,327
SHE'S BECKY
"THE ICEBOX" O'SHEA.

698
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:34,766
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR RAD TAD SIMPSON.

699
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,808
RUDY ZOLTECK,

700
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,644
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
FRIENDLY GAS MAN.

701
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,748
GAS MAN?
I DON'T GET IT.

702
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,583
THINK ABOUT IT.

703
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:55,687
HERE'S RASHID
"HOT HANDS" HANON.

704
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:05,597
SAY HELLO TO TIMMY
"I WANT TO SCORE" MOORE.

705
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,303
THANKS FOR COMING.
SO LONG.

706
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,438
THAT WAS GREAT, COACH.

707
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,640
I WANT
A COPY OF THAT.

708
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,442
JOHNNY, THOUGHT
I'D HAVE A CHANCE

709
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,143
TO MEET YOUR DAD
TONIGHT.

710
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,778
HE'S GOT BUSINESS
AND STUFF.

711
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,780
SEE YOU, COACH.

712
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,148
I'LL SEE YOU.

713
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,316
BYE.

714
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,652
WELL, THE DIP SUCKED.

715
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,788
BUT BOTTOM LINE,
YOU'RE O.K., COACH.

716
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,490
THANKS, JUNIOR.

717
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,492
DO YOU THINK
YOU'D HAVE TIME

718
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:35,294
TO GET ME YOUR BROTHER'S
AUTOGRAPH?

719
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,629
OH, LET'S GO.

720
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,166
DANNY, THIS WAS
SUCH A BLAST.

721
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,501
AH, IT WAS NOTHING.

722
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,002
YOU'RE AMAZING
WITH THOSE KIDS.

723
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,671
ALL THAT TIME I KNEW YOU,

724
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,374
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU'D BE LIKE THIS.

725
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,041
WELL, I WAS 11.

726
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,443
YEAH.

727
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,111
I GUESS I'VE CHANGED.

728
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:56,114
WELL,
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

729
00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:57,449
HAVE I CHANGED?

730
00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,750
WELL, YOU'RE TALLER,

731
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,353
AND YOU HAVE YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE.

732
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,355
AND TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU,

733
00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:07,526
YOUR FACE IS EXACTLY
AS I REMEMBER IT.

734
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,861
COME ON, MOM!

735
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,300
GOOD NIGHT, DANNY.

736
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,767
SEE YOU, COACH.

737
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,136
GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS.

738
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,104
SLEEP TIGHTLY.

739
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,106
TIGHT.

740
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,441
DUMB.

741
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,545
O.K.
LET'S CLEAN IT UP.

742
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,381
[LAUGHING]

743
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,517
THERE HE GOES!
HA HA HA!

744
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,852
[KAREN] OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE THIS.

745
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,354
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

746
00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:39,391
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU
GOING TO WATCH THIS?

747
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,859
IT'S MAKING ME NAUSEOUS.

748
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,394
YOU KILL ME!

749
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,697
MOM, COME ON.
LET'S CALM DOWN.
LET'S CALM DOWN!

750
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,400
I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO MAKE A POINT

751
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,868
THAT BECKY'S
ALL THEY'VE GOT.

752
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,069
OH, DAD.

753
00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:53,772
TO WIN, WE'VE GOT
TO NEUTRALIZE HER.

754
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,841
WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT JUNIOR?

755
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,944
WHO?

756
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:05,884
HUT-1! HUT-2!
HUT-3!

757
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,891
LOOK AT THE CANNON
ON THAT KID.

758
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,762
HE'S PLAYING
FOR THE WRONG TEAM.

759
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,064
HUT-1! HUT-2! HUT-3!

760
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,203
YEAH!

761
00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:27,573
[DANNY]
THAT'S THE WAY.
COME ON BACK.

762
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,913
THAT'S GOOD, JOHNNY.
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.

763
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,982
SPIES.

764
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,283
WHERE?

765
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,885
IN THE WEEDS.

766
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,922
SOMEBODY'S
A LITTLE SCARED, HUH?

767
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,992
O.K., GUYS.
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.

768
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,661
THEN WE'LL START RUNNING
THE SUPER-SECRET PLAY.

769
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,963
I'M JUST GOING TO GET
THE DIAGRAM.

770
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,966
COACH, THEY'RE
GOING TO DO THE
SUPER-SECRET PLAY.

771
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,737
[HIGH VOICE]
STATE POLICE? OH, THANK GOD.

772
00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,372
THIS IS THELMA MAY ROGERS.

773
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,841
I'M 86 YEARS OLD.
I LIVE IN URBANIA.

774
00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:04,275
THERE ARE TWO MEN

775
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,545
DOWN THE BRIDGE
FROM THE SHELL STATION

776
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:07,946
SPYING ON SOME KIDS.

777
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,147
[CRYING]

778
00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,482
WE'RE ALL SO UPSET.

779
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,017
I DON'T THINK
IT'S RIGHT

780
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,953
FOR MEN THEIR AGE
PARADING AROUND
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.

781
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,154
PLEASE HURRY.

782
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,456
OH!

783
00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,290
NICE GOING.

784
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,292
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

785
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,295
THEY GOT THE GUARDS
IN THE BACKFIELD.

786
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,199
THEY GOT THE CENTER
TO THE RIGHT, AND--

787
00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,469
AND THE QUARTERBACK
ISN'T EVEN THERE.

788
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,138
THEY'RE STANDING AROUND,
BUTZ.

789
00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,077
OH, YEAH.

790
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:41,947
FREEZE!

791
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,850
I'M ON A ROLL,
HUH?

792
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,518
YOUR SANDWICH,
O DANGEROUS ONE.

793
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,987
FUNNY. LAST NIGHT
I GO OUT THE WINDOW.

794
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,656
TODAY I'M ARRESTED,

795
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,990
HANDCUFFED,
HUMILIATED.

796
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,358
MY OWN BROTHER.

797
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,361
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL
MARRIED TO A PEEPING TOM.

798
00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:57,663
THAT WAS
A BRILLIANT MOVE--

799
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,197
CALLING
THE STATE COPS

800
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,699
INSTEAD
OF THE LOCAL COPS.

801
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:03,201
I DIDN'T THINK
DANNY HAD IT IN HIM.

802
00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:04,703
I'LL GET HIM BACK,
THOUGH.

803
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,705
THIS COULD HAVE
ALL BEEN AVOIDED

804
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,206
IF YOU'D
FORMED ONE TEAM.

805
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,708
THE PEOPLE
IN THIS TOWN

806
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,209
EXPECT KEVIN O'SHEA
TO WIN.

807
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,545
NOBODY BUYS A CHEVY
FROM A LOSER.

808
00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:16,548
HONEY, THIS IS
PEE WEE FOOTBALL,
REMEMBER?

809
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,550
THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

810
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,486
ALL THE FUN IS GONE NOW.

811
00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:23,789
SEE, NOW...IT'S WAR.

812
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,192
COME ON. LET'S GO.
KEEP MOVING.

813
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,763
COME ON. COME ON.
MAKE THE CUT.

814
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,433
COME ON. PROTECT THE BALL.

815
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:36,835
GOOD. GOOD.

816
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,337
LIFT THEM.
LIFT THOSE LEGS.

817
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:40,539
ATTA BOY.

818
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,541
DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!
COME ON!

819
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:43,975
UNLOAD
IN THIS THING!

820
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,848
VERY NICE. LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD.

821
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,021
THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS.
MAKE 'EM POP.

822
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,626
YES!

823
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:16,675
YEAH!

824
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:18,309
JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

825
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,478
WHOA!

826
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,248
UH-OH.
UH-OH.

827
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,959
* WORKIN'
AT THE CAR WASH *

828
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:37,295
* WORKIN'
AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH *

829
00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:39,297
* COME ON
AND SING IT WITH ME *

830
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:41,266
* CAR WASH *

831
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,670
HEY!

832
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,574
HEY!

833
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,710
[HONK HONK HONK]

834
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,645
[HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK]

835
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,346
PUT THE TOP UP

836
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,915
IF YOU
WANT IT WASHED.

837
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,450
I DIDN'T COME
FOR A CAR WASH.

838
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,753
YOU'RE WASTING OUR TIME
WITH THIS GAME.

839
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,289
WE SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING
ON SUTTERVILLE.

840
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,759
YOU DON'T BELONG
ON THE SAME FIELD
AS YOUR BROTHER.

841
00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:10,061
$1.00 FOR THE WASH,
BUTZ.

842
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,230
YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF

843
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,032
WITH THEM
LITTLE DIRT BALLS.

844
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,067
IF I WAS A MAMA HEN

845
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,569
AND THEY WAS MY CHICKS,

846
00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:21,740
I'D LEAD THEM TO WATER
AND LET THEM DROWN.

847
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,041
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME,

848
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,744
YOU'RE THE TENTH CAR
THAT'S COME IN HERE.

849
00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,679
YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO A FREE WASH.

850
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,547
O.K., GUYS, WASH IT.

851
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:32,951
* WORKIN'
AT THE CAR WASH *

852
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:35,787
* TALKIN'
ABOUT THE CAR WASH *

853
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,156
* CAR WASH, YEAH *

854
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,725
* COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET'S SING IT WITH ME *

855
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,127
* CAR WASH *

856
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,262
* SING IT
WITH FEELING, Y'ALL *

857
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,531
* CAR WASH, YEAH *

858
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,099
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *

859
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,234
* CAR WASH *

860
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,568
OH!

861
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,274
HEY, JUNIOR.

862
00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:57,943
* CAR WASH *

863
00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,544
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *

864
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,847
* TALKIN'
ABOUT THE CAR WASH *

865
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,982
* COME ON, Y'ALL *

866
00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,350
TRUCE.

867
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,585
AAH!

868
00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,654
NO!

869
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,988
* CAR WASH, YEAH *

870
00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,890
AH-CHOO!

871
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:15,060
HEY, DAN,
WE'RE NEXT.

872
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,594
HEY, UNCLE DAN.

873
00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:17,663
HI, DEB.

874
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:18,664
HI, JUNIOR.

875
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,065
HEY, BECKY,
CHECK IT OUT.

876
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,400
MOM GOT US UNIFORMS
FOR THE GAME.

877
00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,568
COOL.

878
00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:25,536
I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU,

879
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,238
IN THE HUDDLE
WITH JUNIOR FLOYD!

880
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:30,075
EVEN 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
THINK HE'S A FOX.

881
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,243
YEAH, WELL I
REALLY DON'T NOTICE.

882
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,578
WELL, SEE YOU.

883
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:34,746
YEAH.

884
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:36,581
HEY, HI, JUNIOR.

885
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:37,916
WHAT'S UP?

886
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,118
I'M GOING TO BE
AT THE GAME SATURDAY.

887
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:44,890
HEY, ICEBOX, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD BECOME
A CHEERLEADER.

888
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,459
BUBBLES AND STUFF.

889
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:49,594
HEY.

890
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:51,763
AAH!

891
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,431
HA HA! JUNIOR!

892
00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:54,733
HA HA HA!

893
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,735
HEY! DON'T!

894
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:00,806
THERE YOU GO.

895
00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:21,793
GIVE ME A "J,"

896
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,795
GIVE ME A "U,"

897
00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:25,263
GIVE ME A "N--"

898
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,664
[DANNY]
BECKY!

899
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,537
I GOT AN IDEA
FOR A NEW DEFENSE.

900
00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:35,540
I'VE BEEN READING
ABOUT THIS MONSTER
BACK THING.

901
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,043
YOU RUN AROUND
THE FIELD CAUSING
GREAT DESTRUCTION.

902
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,911
ARE YOU
WEARING LIPSTICK?

903
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:40,912
UH...

904
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:41,913
NO...

905
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,482
IT'S A CHERRY
TOOTSIE POP.

906
00:44:44,549 --> 00:44:45,951
OH.

907
00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:51,790
[SIGHS]

908
00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,324
HA HA HA HA.

909
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:54,793
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

910
00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,562
O'SHEA CHEVROLET.

911
00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,298
I GOT A HOT TIP
FOR YOU.

912
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,200
HA HA HA HA.

913
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,468
BUTZ!

914
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,103
GO AHEAD, ORVILLE,
I'M LISTENING.

915
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,438
THERE'S A NEW
FAMILY IN TOWN.
CAPICE?

916
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,341
THEY GOT A TOUGH
10-YEAR-OLD.
HE'S A MONSTER.

917
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,477
I'M TALKING
REAL BIG.

918
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,745
OH, YEAH, HOW BIG?

919
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,246
PUT IT THIS WAY--

920
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,116
IF HE WAS A TROUT,
YOU WOULDN'T THROW
HIM BACK.

921
00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:21,286
THANKS A LOT, BUDDY.
I OWE YOU ONE.

922
00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:22,320
THANKS.

923
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:26,057
HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.

924
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,597
HI, BIG JIM.

925
00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:34,232
HEY, THERE, KEVIN.

926
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,271
KEV, WHERE YOU GOING?

927
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:44,042
JUST OUT FOR
A LITTLE SPIN, DANNY.

928
00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,944
WHAT'S WITH THE GO-CART?

929
00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:49,447
AW, BECKY ASKED ME TO
CHECK THE COMPRESSION.

930
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:01,626
YOU FOLLOWING ME?

931
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:02,861
NO.

932
00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,363
YOU FOLLOWING ME?

933
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,932
NO.

934
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,168
ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

935
00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:11,302
NO.

936
00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,940
HE'S MINE, DANNY!
DAMN IT!

937
00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:17,475
HERE THEY COME!
DANNY'S IN THE GO-CART.

938
00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:29,921
THIS WHOLE TOWN
MAY LOVE YOU,

939
00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:32,991
BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS HOW
SICK YOU ARE.

940
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,559
I TREATED YOU
LIKE A PRINCE.

941
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,027
YOU IGNORED ME!

942
00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,063
I TOOK YOU TO SEE
THE CLEVELAND INDIANS.

943
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,899
YOU LEFT ME
IN THE STADIUM.

944
00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:50,508
[HORN BLOWS]

945
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,255
DAMN IT!

946
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,339
OHH!

947
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,978
EXCUSE ME.

948
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,714
ARE YOU, UH...

949
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,483
HEY, DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE COACH O'SHEA.

950
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,820
YEAH, I'M COACH O'SHEA.

951
00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,822
HA! YOU'RE
COACH O'SHEA!

952
00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,392
WHO AM I?
LOOK AT THIS.
HUH? HUH?

953
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,495
WHO AM I?

954
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:47,465
OH, YOU'RE REMEMBERING
MY OLD PLAYING DAYS.

955
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,500
REMEMBERING THEM?
I TREASURE THEM.

956
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:52,170
YOU'RE THE REASON
WE MOVED TO THIS TOWN,

957
00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,973
YOU AND THAT POP WARNER
FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

958
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,543
YOU, UH, YOU
LOOK KIND OF SMALL
FOR A FOOTBALL STAR.

959
00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:05,883
THAT'S WHAT
THEY ALL THOUGHT.

960
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,588
YEAH.

961
00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:11,856
SO WHERE IS YOUR--

962
00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,391
HIS NAME'S SPIKE.

963
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,260
HE'S RIGHT HERE.

964
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,794
HANG ON A SECOND.
SPIKE!

965
00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:18,529
COME ON DOWN HERE.

966
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,467
I WANT YOU TO
MEET COACH O'SHEA.

967
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,341
LOOK AT THE BOY.

968
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,044
HE WAS BRED FOR
FOOTBALL GLORY.

969
00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:35,580
THE FIRST SKIN
HE TOUCHED
WAS A PIGSKIN.

970
00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,716
PUSHING A FOOTBALL
ACROSS THE LIVING
WITH HIS HEAD

971
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,118
AT 4 MONTHS.

972
00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,687
DID HIS
FIRST PULL-UP
AT 18 MONTHS.

973
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,222
GIVE ME 10!

974
00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,224
RUNS A 40
IN 6.5 FLAT,

975
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,259
BENCH PRESSES TWICE
HIS OWN WEIGHT.

976
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:51,762
WON THE 8-YEAR-OLD
DIVISION OF THE
PASS, PUNT, AND RUN

977
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,831
WHEN HE WAS 5.

978
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:57,068
O'SHEA, I'VE BEEN
CULTIVATING HIM,

979
00:48:57,135 --> 00:48:59,470
GROOMING HIM.

980
00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,672
EVERY NIGHT, BEFORE
HE GOES TO BED,

981
00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:04,375
I MASSAGE HIS HAMSTRINGS
WITH EVAPORATED MILK.

982
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,211
YEAH.

983
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,348
HE'S QUITE A BOY.

984
00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:11,282
OH.

985
00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:12,617
PLAY TO DIE!

986
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,253
KNEES HIGH!
KNEES HIGH!

987
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,722
GUYS, I GOT GREAT NEWS.

988
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,858
WE GOT A NEW PLAYER.

989
00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:21,859
MAMA!
WHOA!

990
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,661
WHO'S THAT?

991
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,896
LOOKS LIKE
A SIDE OF BEEF.

992
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,199
OR A GENETICS EXPERIMENT
GONE TERRIBLY WRONG.

993
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:29,667
WHERE'S
HIS SOCKS?

994
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,202
WHERE'S HIS NECK?

995
00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,104
HE'S BIGGER
THAN MY DAD.

996
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:34,939
SPIKE'S IN HELL.

997
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:38,309
SPIKE'S
IN PEE-WEE HELL.

998
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,611
GUYS, SPIKE'S
OUR NEW TAILBACK.

999
00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:43,381
GREAT. NOW WE CAN
RUN THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO.

1000
00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,416
WHAT'S THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO?

1001
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,918
I DON'T KNOW IF
WE'RE READY FOR THAT.

1002
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,421
WHAT FORMATION
DO YOU LIKE TO RUN?

1003
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,490
POWER "I."
WHO'S SPIKE'S
LEAD BLOCKER?

1004
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,125
THE ICEBOX.

1005
00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,093
WHERE'S HE AT?

1006
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,427
RIGHT HERE.

1007
00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:00,965
IS SPIKE MISTAKEN?
AREN'T YOU A GIRL?

1008
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,967
GEE, GOOD EYE.

1009
00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,902
SPIKE DON'T
PLAY WITH GIRLS.

1010
00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:06,404
SHE'S PRETTY GOOD,
SPIKE.

1011
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,140
SPIKE DON'T CARE.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

1012
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,841
SPIKE
DON'T PLAY WITH--

1013
00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:14,379
I CAN TACKLE ANYTHING,
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE.
GOT THAT?

1014
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,614
LOOK, YOU BERSERKO
BARBIE DOLL,

1015
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,817
WHEN YOU
MESS WITH SPIKE,
YOU MESS WITH DEATH.

1016
00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,586
CAN YOU WALK THE WALK?

1017
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:22,587
I WILL!
TRY ME!

1018
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:23,588
LET'S GO!

1019
00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:24,589
RIGHT NOW!

1020
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,424
SOMEBODY CALL 911!

1021
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:29,194
ALL RIGHT,
O.K., O.K., HOLD IT.

1022
00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,129
[DING DING]

1023
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,997
BECKY, GET
THAT CAR, PLEASE.

1024
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:37,068
WHY ME? SO YOU CAN
PLAY WITH THIS APE?

1025
00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,670
CAN I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, PLEASE?

1026
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:48,279
YOUR LEG'S BIGGER
THAN MY BODY.

1027
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,082
WITH THIS GUY,
WE GOT AN ACTUAL
SHOT AT WINNING.

1028
00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:52,817
GIVE ME A MINUTE

1029
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,287
TO GET HIM
USED TO THE IDEA OF
PLAYING WITH A GIRL.

1030
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:58,756
YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN TAKE HIM.

1031
00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:00,191
[HORN HONKS]

1032
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,393
THIS IS
A BUNCH OF CRAP.

1033
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:22,046
SHIRLEY.

1034
00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,348
HI, KEVIN.

1035
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,224
ICEBOX NOT HUNGRY?

1036
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,226
ALERT THE MEDIA.

1037
00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,228
HOW YOU DOING,
HOT SHOT?

1038
00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:39,330
HEY, LOUISE.
THANK YOU, DEAR.

1039
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,769
GOOD SHOT.

1040
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,705
YOU STILL MAD AT ME FOR
NOT PICKING YOU, HUH?

1041
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:48,906
NO.

1042
00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:51,209
I GUESS YOU GOT
YOUR OWN TEAM NOW.

1043
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,543
IT'S NOT MY TEAM.

1044
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,712
IT'S SPIKE'S TEAM.

1045
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,583
DAD'S GOT
A BIG CRUSH ON HIM.

1046
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:01,819
AH, DON'T BE SO HARD
ON THE OLD MAN.

1047
00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:05,223
CAN'T BE EASY ON HIM
HAVING ME AS A BROTHER,

1048
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,124
OR YOU AS A DAUGHTER.

1049
00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:09,126
HA HA. VERY FUNNY.

1050
00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:10,495
HA HA HA.

1051
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,997
PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME,
WE'RE STUBBORN.

1052
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,766
WE DON'T GET
OUR OWN WAY, WATCH OUT.

1053
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,269
YOU MEAN, WHEN YOU
WERE PLAYING FOOTBALL,

1054
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:20,938
YOU WANTED TO
KILL YOUR COACH, TOO?

1055
00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:23,341
BECKY, YOU CAN'T
FAULT THE GUY
FOR TRYING TO WIN.

1056
00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:25,543
HE DOESN'T
WANT TO WIN.

1057
00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:29,013
HE JUST WANTS TO
SHOW EVERYONE HE'S
NOT SCARED OF YOU.

1058
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:30,515
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

1059
00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,517
I THOUGHT
I WANTED TO PLAY,

1060
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:35,019
BUT NOW THERE'S
ALL THIS OTHER STUFF.

1061
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:36,754
WHAT OTHER STUFF?

1062
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,556
NOT FOOTBALL STUFF.

1063
00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,090
AHH.

1064
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,892
MM-HMM.

1065
00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:44,729
DEBBIE LIKES JUNIOR,
DOESN'T SHE?

1066
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,866
DOES VERONICA
LIKE ARCHIE?

1067
00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:54,972
SHE'S GOING TO GET HIM.
I KNOW IT.

1068
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:58,376
SHE'D PROBABLY
KILL ME IF SHE KNEW
I TOLD YOU THIS,

1069
00:52:58,443 --> 00:53:01,011
BUT, UH, YOU
WANT TO FIND A BOY,

1070
00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:04,615
YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT
HOW BOYS THINK.

1071
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,484
AND IF THIS BOY'S
A QUARTERBACK,

1072
00:53:06,551 --> 00:53:09,153
HE'S PROBABLY GOING
TO WANT SOME CUTE GIRL,

1073
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,389
NOT SOME TEAMMATE.

1074
00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,660
BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
BEING A CUTE GIRL.

1075
00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,328
I'M GOOD AT SPORTS.

1076
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:20,197
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
YOU'RE AN O'SHEA.

1077
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,567
LISTEN TO UNCLE KEVIN.

1078
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,770
YOU GOT MORE TO OFFER
THAN FOOTBALL.

1079
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:27,605
A LOT MORE.

1080
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:28,739
YOU THINK SO?

1081
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:30,508
I KNOW SO.

1082
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:34,479
HEY, UNCLE KEVIN...

1083
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,013
[SIGHS]

1084
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,249
DO YOU
THINK I'M PRETTY?

1085
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,718
NO.

1086
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,655
I THINK
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

1087
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:56,901
[SPLISH]

1088
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,304
O.K., GUYS, LET'S MAKE THIS
POWER "I" FORMATION WORK.

1089
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,605
READY? BREAK!

1090
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,144
READY...

1091
00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:08,679
SET...

1092
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,748
HUT-1, HUT-2!

1093
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,117
UHH!

1094
00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:14,819
WHOA!

1095
00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,022
YOU CALL THIS A TEAM?

1096
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,390
UHH!

1097
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:21,326
HEY, YOU, PRETTY BOY,

1098
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:24,128
NEXT TIME YOU HAND OFF
TO SPIKE, PUT IT HERE.

1099
00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,964
BOOM! AND YOU, FAT LINEMAN.

1100
00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,132
YOU RANG?

1101
00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:30,535
GET YOUR JELLY ROLLS
OUT OF SPIKE'S WAY

1102
00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,703
UNLESS YOU
WANT CLEAT MARKS

1103
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,672
UP YOUR FAT BACK.

1104
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:37,808
SPIKE!

1105
00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:41,111
GET IN THE CAR, SON.

1106
00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:43,548
WHAT'S GOING ON?

1107
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,551
OH, NO.

1108
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,254
YOU'RE A COWBOY NOW.

1109
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,556
THANK YOU, FOOTBALL GOD.

1110
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,257
WHERE'S
HE GOING?

1111
00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,760
SO YOU'RE A HEISMAN
TROPHY WINNER, HUH?

1112
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:58,796
I SAID I WAS COACH O'SHEA,
NOT KEVIN.

1113
00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:01,632
YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY SLICK, HUH?

1114
00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:03,468
I CAN'T WAIT
TILL TOMORROW.

1115
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:05,403
ONE MORE DAY, BABY!

1116
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,406
ONE MORE DAY.

1117
00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:19,784
GREAT. THE OTHER
GUYS HAVE SPIKE.

1118
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,118
AND WE GOT NOTHIN'.

1119
00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:22,086
WE GOT US.

1120
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,287
WE STINK.

1121
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,155
YOU CAN'T CATCH,
HOT HANDS.

1122
00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:27,458
AT LEAST HE CAN WALK,
CRUSH JERK.

1123
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,759
HAVE ANOTHER
POP TART.

1124
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:29,927
YEAH, FART BOY,

1125
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,229
OR CAN'T YOU OPEN
YOUR BIG MOUTH
WIDE ENOUGH?

1126
00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:33,998
COME ON. THAT'S ENOUGH.

1127
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,800
COACH IS RIGHT.
BREAK IT UP.

1128
00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:38,503
SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO GOOD
IT MAKES US SICK!

1129
00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:41,205
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO PLAY?

1130
00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:43,040
NO PROBLEMO.

1131
00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,308
I'M OUT OF HERE.

1132
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,644
NICE WORK. IF
IT WASN'T FOR HIM,

1133
00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:48,613
WE WOULDN'T
EVEN HAVE A TEAM.

1134
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,548
IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM,

1135
00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:52,617
MAYBE
YOU'D STOP DROOLING
AND PLAY FOOTBALL.

1136
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,184
YEAH,
HE'S RIGHT.

1137
00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:57,254
WHY CAN'T WE JUST
ALL PLAY TOGETHER?

1138
00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,156
OH, SHUT UP, DIPSTICK.

1139
00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:02,159
YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE MAIN REASON SPIKE QUIT.

1140
00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:03,661
QUIT BAWLING,
YOU BIG BABY.

1141
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,164
I CAN CRY IF I WANT.
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

1142
00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:08,399
I CAN EVEN DO THIS.

1143
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,967
OW! OW!

1144
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,702
NICE KICK.

1145
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,407
HEY, GUYS, PRACTICE
ISN'T OVER YET.

1146
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:18,008
WHO CARES?
WHO CARES?

1147
00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:35,926
WHAT'S THE USE?
I AM A DIPSTICK.

1148
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,795
I'LL NEVER GET TO PLAY.

1149
00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,166
HEY, KID,
YOU GOT A SECOND?

1150
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,368
WE HAVE TO GET
TO A BANQUET,

1151
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,370
WHERE THE HALL
OF FAME IS,

1152
00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,606
WE TOOK A WRONG TURN
SOMEWHERE.

1153
00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:51,609
WE STARTED OUT HERE
ON I-70,

1154
00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:54,612
COMING ACROSS HERE,
WE WENT UP 104,

1155
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:57,081
TOOK THE 49, THEN
WE TOOK SHORTCUTS.

1156
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,683
WE GO 10,
12, 48, HUT.

1157
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,685
WE HAVE TO
HIT CANTON HARD.

1158
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:02,853
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE ARE.

1159
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,957
UH, GUYS?

1160
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,927
NOW, WHAT?

1161
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,862
LET'S PLAY SOME BALL.

1162
00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,000
OH! WHOA!

1163
00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,001
WHOA! OH!

1164
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,503
EMTMAN.

1165
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:20,337
TIM BROWN.

1166
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:21,539
BRUCE SMITH.

1167
00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,073
EMMITT SMITH.

1168
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,509
WHOA!

1169
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,280
TAKE A SHOT.
JUST BLOCK ME.

1170
00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,316
UH-UH.

1171
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,084
COME ON.
YOU CAN DO IT.

1172
00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:35,085
NO WAY.

1173
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,721
COME ON. DON'T BE SCARED.

1174
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,422
RUN THROUGH ME.
RUN THROUGH ME.

1175
00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:41,391
COME ON. GET THE FEAR
OUT OF YOUR EYES!

1176
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,693
LET'S GO! COME ON!

1177
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,461
UHH!

1178
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,600
YEAH!

1179
00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:52,770
YEAH!

1180
00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,439
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT
NOW. GOOD JOB.

1181
00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:56,574
JUST REMEMBER.

1182
00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:59,644
FOOTBALL'S 80% MENTAL,
40% PHYSICAL.

1183
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,146
RIGHT. RIGHT.

1184
00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:04,549
WHAT?

1185
00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,450
I WASN'T ALWAYS THE BIGGEST.

1186
00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:08,318
I WASN'T ALWAYS THE FASTEST.

1187
00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:10,220
I WASN'T
ALWAYS THE SMARTEST,

1188
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:14,058
BUT I BELIEVED WITHIN MYSELF
THAT I WAS A GIANT.

1189
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,593
THEN HE PIVOTS, FAKES,

1190
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:18,596
CHUCKS THE BIG BOMB
HALFWAY DOWN THE FIELD

1191
00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:20,898
TO OUR, HOPEFULLY,
STILL WIDE-OPEN TAILBACK.

1192
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:23,801
I CALL IT THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO.

1193
00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:24,802
NOT BAD.

1194
00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:25,636
REALLY?

1195
00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,839
I KIND OF STOLE IT
FROM YOU--

1196
00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,340
RAIDERS/VIKINGS--
SUPER BOWL 11.

1197
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,342
HEY, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

1198
00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:33,343
THANKS.

1199
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,645
PROBLEM IS...

1200
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,747
WE DON'T HAVE A TAILBACK.

1201
00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:41,719
HMM. LISTEN, WHAT
IF YOU TRIED THIS?

1202
00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:43,287
KNOW WHAT
THIS IS CALLED?

1203
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:44,354
[POP]

1204
00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:45,590
WOW! WHOA!

1205
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,025
INTIMIDATION.

1206
00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,393
COOL. WHOA.

1207
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,962
NOW, TOMORROW WHEN
YOU GO TO THE GAME,

1208
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,198
YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE INTIMIDATED.

1209
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,767
LET ME SEE YOUR GAME FACES.

1210
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,803
GRR! GRR! GRR!

1211
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,572
NO, NO. YOU CAN
DO BETTER THAN THAT.

1212
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,540
LET ME SEE YOUR GAME FACES.

1213
00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:05,910
GRR! GRR! GRR!

1214
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,412
TRY THIS.

1215
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,381
GRR! GRR!
GRR! GRR!

1216
00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:13,584
THAT'S IT, GUYS.
NOW COME AND GET ME.

1217
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,452
GRR! GRR! GRR!

1218
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:18,022
ARRR!

1219
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:20,557
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!

1220
00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,193
HEY, COACH, MIND
IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

1221
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,729
YEAH.

1222
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:28,332
I GOT A BIG GAME COMING UP.
YOU GOT ANY ADVICE?

1223
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,533
GOOD LUCK.

1224
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,035
WAIT. THAT'S IT?

1225
00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:31,969
LATER.

1226
00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,003
SEE YA, STEVE.

1227
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,038
BYE, EMMITT.

1228
00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:35,072
HAVE
A GOOD TRIP.

1229
00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:37,675
THERE'S NO BIG SECRET
TO WINNING FOOTBALL.

1230
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,177
IT'S JUST DOING WHAT
THESE GUYS DO EVERY GAME.

1231
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,847
JUST GO OUT
AND GIVE IT YOUR BEST.

1232
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,515
I TOOK A TEAM
TO A SUPER BOWL,

1233
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,051
AND WE WON.

1234
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:50,487
I EVEN HAD SOME GUYS ON
THAT TEAM NOBODY WANTED,

1235
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,122
BUT WE WERE A TEAM,

1236
00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:55,259
THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS ARE.
YOU'RE A FOOTBALL TEAM.

1237
00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:58,863
THAT'S LIKE A FAMILY, EXCEPT
YOU GET TO HIT EACH OTHER,

1238
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,865
BUT YOU HAVE
TO STICK TOGETHER.

1239
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,599
DO THAT, AND YOU'LL BE FINE.

1240
01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:04,268
THANKS, MR. MADDEN.

1241
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,302
THANKS, MR. MADDEN!

1242
01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:06,904
SEE YA!

1243
01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:09,473
LET ME TELL
YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING.

1244
01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,909
THIS AIN'T JUST A FOOTBALL.

1245
01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:16,613
THIS IS YOUR HOPES,
YOUR DREAMS, YOUR AMBITIONS.

1246
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:18,615
YOUR SOUL ON A ROLL.

1247
01:00:18,683 --> 01:00:20,084
IT'S YOUR LIFE.

1248
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,987
TOMORROW ON THAT FIELD,
IT'S DO OR DIE...

1249
01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,989
WIN OR CRY!

1250
01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:26,023
GO, BABY! GO!

1251
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,559
MEN, TONIGHT
WHEN YOU GO HOME,

1252
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,996
I WANT YOU TO BRUSH
YOUR LITTLE TEETH.

1253
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,431
I WANT YOU TO WASH
YOUR LITTLE FACES

1254
01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:37,601
AND DREAM THE SWEET DREAMS
OF FOOTBALL GLORY.

1255
01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:39,103
'CAUSE TOMORROW,

1256
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,605
WE'RE CRUSHING THE LITTLE
GIANTS INTO SMITHEREENS.

1257
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:43,674
WHAT DO YOU SAY, MEN?

1258
01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:44,875
YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!

1259
01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:46,143
YEAH!

1260
01:01:07,131 --> 01:01:08,065
GUESS WHO?

1261
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,066
WHO?

1262
01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:10,067
ME.

1263
01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:11,035
HEY, JUNIOR.

1264
01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:12,970
HEY. EW,
THAT'S DISGUSTING.

1265
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:16,206
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE
TRYING TO SWALLOW EACH
OTHER'S HEADS.

1266
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:17,307
THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG.

1267
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:19,810
YOU HAVE TO MOVE
YOUR HEAD DRAMATICALLY,

1268
01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:22,679
LIKE KEVIN COSTNER DID
IN ROBIN HOOD, LIKE THIS.

1269
01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:27,651
NO. IN MOVIES, THEY
DO THAT CHICKEN-PECKING,
MOUTH HALF-OPEN THING,

1270
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:29,119
LIKE THIS, "HEY, BABY."

1271
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,120
[SMACK SMACK]

1272
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,121
NO.

1273
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:32,122
UH-UH.

1274
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,590
CHECK THIS OUT.

1275
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:37,928
MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT
HER AND HER BOYFRIEND
USE THEIR TONGUES.

1276
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:39,663
EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING.

1277
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:40,965
I KNOW. SPIT SWAPPERS.

1278
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,800
YEAH. KIND OF LIKE THEM.

1279
01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:44,468
TONSIL HOCKEY.

1280
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,071
HA HA HA.

1281
01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,673
YOU KNOW,
THE ONLY PROBLEM

1282
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:52,509
WITH KISSING
YOUR OWN HAND IS...

1283
01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:53,510
WHAT?

1284
01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:55,012
IT DOESN'T KISS BACK.

1285
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,181
YOU WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO KISS?

1286
01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:58,415
NO. WHY, DO YOU?

1287
01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:01,852
NO. OOH, I JUST
GOT THAT VOMIT TASTE
IN MY MOUTH.

1288
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:03,353
WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN
HOW EVENTUALLY

1289
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:06,056
IF YOU WANT KIDS
AND A JOB.

1290
01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:08,793
YOU CAN HAVE KIDS
WITHOUT KISSING.

1291
01:02:08,859 --> 01:02:10,995
BUT YOU CAN'T GET A JOB.

1292
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,063
WELL, I'LL
BECOME A TEACHER.

1293
01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:15,399
BUT WHAT IF YOU
WERE FORCED TO?

1294
01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:18,668
WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD TO
LEARN WITH A FRIEND?

1295
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,504
YOU KNOW,
FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES.

1296
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,505
UHH.

1297
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:22,639
NO WAY.

1298
01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:25,509
LOOK, IF I HAD
TO LEARN HOW TO KISS,

1299
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,511
AND I MEAN
ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY

1300
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,647
NO WAY OUT OF IT
NO MATTER WHAT,

1301
01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:33,017
I HAD TO LEARN
HOW TO KISS...

1302
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,886
WELL, THEN I THINK I'D
WANT TO LEARN WITH...

1303
01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:38,088
LET ME GUESS.

1304
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,724
DEBBIE.

1305
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,192
I DON'T KNOW.

1306
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,727
BUT IF NOT HER,

1307
01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:47,264
DEFINITELY ANOTHER
CHEERLEADER-TYPE, RIGHT?

1308
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,133
MAYBE.

1309
01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:50,667
I DON'T KNOW.

1310
01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,837
THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

1311
01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:54,972
HEY, JUNIOR...

1312
01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:58,208
IF I WAS MORE
LIKE THOSE CHEERLEADERS,

1313
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,344
YOU'D WANT
TO LEARN WITH ME.

1314
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,412
BUT YOU'RE NOT.

1315
01:03:02,479 --> 01:03:03,848
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

1316
01:03:03,914 --> 01:03:06,183
YOU'RE COOL.
YOU'RE THE ICEBOX.

1317
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,685
YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE MET

1318
01:03:08,752 --> 01:03:11,321
THAT CAN BEAT UP MY DAD.

1319
01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:12,289
HEH.

1320
01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,358
ANYWAYS,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

1321
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,208
[KNOCKING]

1322
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,646
HEY.

1323
01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:38,648
HEY, UNCLE KEV.

1324
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:39,783
IS, UH...

1325
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,919
AUNT KAREN HOME?

1326
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:49,826
COME ON IN, BUDDY.

1327
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:55,632
NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU CAN'T.

1328
01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:59,836
THIS TEAM HAS COME TOO FAR
TO LOSE BY A LOUSY CALL.

1329
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,138
WATCH THE GRABBING, ZEBRA.

1330
01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:03,507
THEY'RE GIVING HIM
THE BUSINESS OUT THERE.

1331
01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:04,808
WHAT? YOU'RE
THROWING ME OUT?

1332
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,476
I'LL THROW YOU OUT.

1333
01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:08,445
I'LL THROW
YOUR MOTHER OUT.

1334
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,479
HI, DAD.

1335
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:10,480
HEY.

1336
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:11,815
BYE, DAD.

1337
01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:14,118
WHAT DO YOU GOT,
A VICTORY CAKE?

1338
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,286
HALF THAT TEAM'S
ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE.

1339
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,554
IT'S NOT A CAKE.

1340
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,822
YOU CAN'T SNEAK AWAY

1341
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:21,291
WITHOUT TELLING YOUR COACH
WHAT'S IN THE BOX.

1342
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,459
IT'S NOTHING.

1343
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:25,829
O.K. IF MY LITTLE FULLBACK
WANTS TO SURPRISE ME,

1344
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,965
THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME.

1345
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,135
LITTLE FULLBACK?

1346
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,103
YOUR LITTLE
F-F-FULLBACK?

1347
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,805
THAT'S ALL I AM TO YOU,
ISN'T IT?

1348
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,041
YOUR LITTLE FULLBACK,

1349
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,842
YOUR TICKET
TO BEATING KEVIN

1350
01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,810
AND WINNING
THE BIG GAME.

1351
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,412
BECKY, WHAT'S WRONG?

1352
01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:45,149
WHAT'S WRONG?
EVERYTHING'S WRONG.

1353
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,985
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOM
USED TO CALL ME?

1354
01:04:48,052 --> 01:04:49,253
HER LITTLE PRINCESS.

1355
01:04:49,319 --> 01:04:51,821
WHEN SHE TUCKED ME IN,
SHE'D GO,

1356
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,090
"GOOD NIGHT,
LITTLE PRINCESS."

1357
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:55,960
THEN SHE'D KISS ME
ON MY CHEEKS,

1358
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,495
THEN PULL THE COVERS
ALL AROUND ME.

1359
01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:01,331
AND YOU REMEMBER THAT?

1360
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,232
YEAH.

1361
01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:04,701
SHE WOULDN'T
LET ME PLAY FOOTBALL.

1362
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:07,972
SHE WOULDN'T CALL ME
HER LITTLE FULLBACK,
EITHER.

1363
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,340
BECKY, LOOK...

1364
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:13,810
MOM'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.
SHE LEFT US.

1365
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:14,878
SHE QUIT.

1366
01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,180
NO. SHE DIDN'T QUIT.

1367
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,582
SHE JUST
FOUND A BETTER TEAM.

1368
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:21,485
I'M NOT PLAYING
TOMORROW.

1369
01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:22,886
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.

1370
01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:26,623
THIS GAME WAS
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN THE WORLD TO YOU.

1371
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,258
NO, DAD.

1372
01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:32,029
THIS GAME MEANS
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
TO YOU.

1373
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,037
[DOOR CLOSES]

1374
01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,560
COME ON, DAD.

1375
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,629
THROW IT IN HERE.

1376
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,064
MM!

1377
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,535
UH!

1378
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,341
UH!

1379
01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:19,976
COME ON, FELLAS.
TOMORROW'S THE BIG ONE.

1380
01:06:20,044 --> 01:06:21,578
DON'T LET ME DOWN.

1381
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,247
YOU WANT INTIMIDATION?

1382
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,482
I'LL SHOW YOU
INTIMIDATION.

1383
01:06:25,549 --> 01:06:27,751
ARGH!

1384
01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:51,808
I'LL BE BACK
IN A FEW DAYS.

1385
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,110
BE GOOD.

1386
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,448
[DOOR CLOSES]

1387
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,988
YOU GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP NOW.

1388
01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:06,990
AND DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT FOOTBALL.

1389
01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:08,425
I WON'T, DADDY.

1390
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,466
3...

1391
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,436
4...

1392
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,606
5...

1393
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,509
6...

1394
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,645
7...

1395
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,046
8...

1396
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,655
I WANT TO PUMP...

1397
01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:39,823
YOU UP.

1398
01:08:09,353 --> 01:08:11,555
GOOD NIGHT, URBANIA,

1399
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:15,925
AND A SPECIAL GOOD LUCK TO
ALL OF TOMORROW'S PLAYERS.

1400
01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:17,761
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1401
01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:21,431
[PLAY SOUSA MARCH]

1402
01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:47,424
WELL, HELLO AGAIN,
EVERYBODY.

1403
01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:50,227
THIS IS CLIFF PARSON,
YOUR PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER.

1404
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,262
WHAT A DAY IT IS.

1405
01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,398
WE'RE HERE
AT KEVIN O'SHEA STADIUM

1406
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,433
LOCATED IN PASTORAL
URBANIA, OHIO,

1407
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,235
SCENE OF WHAT'S
BECOME KNOWN AS

1408
01:08:58,302 --> 01:08:59,669
THE MANIA IN URBANIA.

1409
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:02,539
YEAH, LET'S GO, GUYS!

1410
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,944
SHAKE IT OUT.
FEEL GOOD?

1411
01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:11,181
GUYS, QUIET DOWN! HOLD IT.

1412
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,250
FATHER KELLY
HAS BEEN KIND ENOUGH

1413
01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:15,051
TO SAY A PRAYER
FOR OUR VICTORY TODAY.

1414
01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,520
YEAH!
YEAH!

1415
01:09:16,586 --> 01:09:17,787
PIPE DOWN!

1416
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:18,822
ALL RIGHT.

1417
01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:20,824
QUIET DOWN
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

1418
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,860
HEY! SHUT UP!

1419
01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,031
GO AHEAD, FATHER.

1420
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:30,300
AS WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK

1421
01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:34,504
ON THIS JOURNEY
OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION,

1422
01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:36,573
WE PAUSE TO REFLECT...

1423
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,174
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1424
01:09:38,242 --> 01:09:40,310
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1425
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,011
WHAT THE HELL?

1426
01:09:42,078 --> 01:09:43,079
GIANTS!

1427
01:09:43,146 --> 01:09:45,715
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1428
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,217
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1429
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,586
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1430
01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:51,888
LET'S KILL 'EM!

1431
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,223
THEY DON'T RESPECT YOU!

1432
01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,891
[YELLING]

1433
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:57,461
HEY, BRIGGS,
YOU BIG SNOT-BALL,

1434
01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,129
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
FOR LUNCH!

1435
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,465
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1436
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,166
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

1437
01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:04,601
GUYS, COOL IT.

1438
01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:06,303
ONE SEC, COACH.

1439
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:09,005
PAGING SPIKE
THE PUTZ!

1440
01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:11,140
HOLD IT, SON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

1441
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:14,811
THAT'S RIGHT, SPIKE!
THE ICEBOX IS GOING
TO DEFROST YOU!

1442
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,145
YOU'RE GETTING FIRED UP?

1443
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,347
[GROWLING]

1444
01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,015
YEAH, THERE YOU GO, SON.

1445
01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:22,151
SAVE THAT RAGE
FOR THE FIELD.

1446
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,487
[CHEERING]

1447
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,189
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH OF THAT.

1448
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:30,093
RELAX, COACH.
WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE!

1449
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:31,995
YEAH!
YEAH!

1450
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,229
HI, GUYS.

1451
01:10:35,131 --> 01:10:36,199
BECKY?

1452
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,135
I JUST CAME BY
TO WISH YOU GOOD LUCK

1453
01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:40,870
AND HAVE A GREAT GAME.

1454
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,839
I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU.

1455
01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:50,580
ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE O.K.

1456
01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:51,981
LET'S TALK
A LITTLE STRATEGY.

1457
01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:55,685
WITHOUT BECKY,
WE'RE GOING TO BE
CREAM OF WHEAT.

1458
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,355
WITHOUT ICEBOX,
SPIKE'S GOING TO
RIP OFF MY FACE

1459
01:10:58,422 --> 01:10:59,889
AND WEAR IT ON HALLOWEEN.

1460
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:02,792
I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
I'M GOING TO NEW MEXICO.

1461
01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:04,861
[TALKING]

1462
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,396
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, WAIT.

1463
01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,532
I GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU.

1464
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,734
WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?

1465
01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:14,571
DEATH SHROUDS.

1466
01:11:14,638 --> 01:11:17,974
IT'S GOT YOUR NAME
ON THE BACK.

1467
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:22,379
SO THE GUYS AT THE MORGUE
CAN IDENTIFY THE BODIES.

1468
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,549
[SHOUTING]

1469
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:38,061
ALL RIGHT! HOLD IT!

1470
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,563
GENTLEMEN...

1471
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:42,899
THIS AIN'T JUST
A FOOTBALL...

1472
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,434
IT'S OUR LIVES!

1473
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,670
SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU HAVE!

1474
01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:49,906
[CLIFF]
WHOA! HERE COME
THE COWBOYS!

1475
01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,478
LET'S GO, GUYS.
COME ON.

1476
01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:57,213
O.K.? HERE WE GO.

1477
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,648
ALL RIGHT!

1478
01:12:11,294 --> 01:12:13,463
O.K., REMEMBER, GUYS.

1479
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:15,131
THIS IS JUST A FOOTBALL.

1480
01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:17,166
JUST AIR AND PIG INTESTINES.

1481
01:12:17,233 --> 01:12:18,468
EW!
EW!

1482
01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,836
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

1483
01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:20,904
LET'S GO.

1484
01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:37,220
I CAN'T SEE
WITH THIS THING ON!

1485
01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:38,988
UH!

1486
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,960
IS THIS ON?

1487
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,028
IS THIS--

1488
01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:48,131
GREAT TO SEE YOU, FOLKS.
WELCOME TO THE PARK.

1489
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,568
TODAY, KEVIN'S
PEE-WEE COWBOYS

1490
01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:53,336
WILL TEST THEIR
MINIMUSCLES

1491
01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:55,405
AGAINST DANNY'S
LITTLE GIANTS.

1492
01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:56,773
LITTLE GIANTS.

1493
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,607
NICE TOUCH.

1494
01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:59,275
I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE THAT.

1495
01:12:59,342 --> 01:13:00,844
KEVIN,
YOU CALL IT.

1496
01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:01,611
HEADS.

1497
01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,647
HOW COME HE CALLS IT?

1498
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,114
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?

1499
01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:07,517
YOU KICK OFF,
WE RAM IT DOWN
YOUR THROAT.

1500
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:09,352
WE KICK OFF,
WE TAKE IT FROM YOU

1501
01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,054
THEN RAM IT DOWN
YOUR THROAT.

1502
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,824
YOU'VE BEEN
BOSSING ME AROUND
SINCE WE WERE KIDS.

1503
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,093
YOU DON'T ASK
FOR THINGS.
YOU TAKE THEM.

1504
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,829
LIKE YOU TOOK MY TICKET
TO THAT WORLD'S SERIES?

1505
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,198
GUYS, CUT IT OUT.
YOU'RE BROTHERS.

1506
01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:24,000
NOT BY CHOICE.

1507
01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:25,635
I DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE THAT

1508
01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,370
FROM A GUY WHO SUNK
HIS LAST DIME

1509
01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:29,038
INTO A GAS STATION.

1510
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:32,509
IT'S BEEN SERVICING
THIS COMMUNITY
FOR OVER 40 YEARS.

1511
01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:33,510
IT'S A LANDMARK.

1512
01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,745
OUGHT TO BE A LANDFILL.

1513
01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,647
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT LOYALTY,

1514
01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:39,348
ANYTHING ABOUT HEART.

1515
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,350
I WOULD PUT THAT
GAS STATION

1516
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,119
AGAINST ANY BUSINESS
IN THIS TOWN.

1517
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:44,120
YOU SURE?

1518
01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,121
YES, I AM.

1519
01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:46,122
O.K., FINE.

1520
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,356
O.K., FINE.

1521
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,825
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

1522
01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:51,728
MY CAR DEALERSHIP
AGAINST YOUR
GAS STATION.

1523
01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,396
WINNER OF THIS
TAKES IT ALL.

1524
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,264
YOU'RE ON.
FINE.

1525
01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:58,034
I'LL LET YOU CALL IT.
OPEN YOUR FIST.

1526
01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,268
HEADS.

1527
01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,870
TAILS. HA HA.

1528
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,673
THIS WILL BE
THE LONGEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE.

1529
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,542
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

1530
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,376
WHAT AM I DOING?

1531
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,512
COWBOYS, COWBOYS!

1532
01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,480
WIN! WIN! WIN!

1533
01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,549
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1534
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:14,584
HELP US, GOD!

1535
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,988
LET'S MAKE
SOMETHING HAPPEN.

1536
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,728
GIANTS KICKING OFF.
THEY'LL BE DEFENDING
THE WESTERN GOAL

1537
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,530
TO MY RIGHT, YOUR LEFT,
AS YOU'RE LISTENING.

1538
01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,264
OOH.
OOH.

1539
01:14:28,331 --> 01:14:29,933
OOH.
OOH.

1540
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:34,838
[GROWLS]

1541
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:40,644
[GROWLING]

1542
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,880
[INHALES]

1543
01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:50,554
GO!

1544
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,988
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT.

1545
01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,090
KICKING'S THE KEY
TO THIS GAME.

1546
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,124
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1547
01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:00,730
UH!

1548
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:02,966
SOMEBODY'S HOLDING A POUND
OF AUNT BETTY'S NUT BUTTER.

1549
01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:06,670
THAT'S A LIVE BALL!
THE COWBOYS RECOVER.

1550
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,574
[THUMP]

1551
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,876
YEAH!
LIVE BALL!

1552
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,146
THAT WAS EASY.
HA HA HA.

1553
01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:21,951
"I" FORMATION, RIGHT.
32 DIAMOND ON GO.

1554
01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:22,786
READY, BREAK!

1555
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,622
WHEN I GET FINISHED
WITH YOU,

1556
01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,591
YOU'LL BE FARTING
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,

1557
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:28,524
TALKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

1558
01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:30,760
IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?

1559
01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:31,895
DOWN!

1560
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,163
SET!

1561
01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:35,632
GO!

1562
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,969
OH!

1563
01:15:41,304 --> 01:15:42,338
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1564
01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:44,540
THAT'S MY BOY!

1565
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,478
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

1566
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,580
[ECHOES]
I THINK SO.

1567
01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:53,349
HUH. I GUESS
IT IS POSSIBLE.

1568
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:54,618
GO!

1569
01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:03,993
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1570
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,795
WAY TO HOLD HIM.

1571
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:14,237
DEAD MEAT.

1572
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:17,874
GO!

1573
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:23,680
AAH!

1574
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,819
OHH!

1575
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,623
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1576
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:36,826
TOUCHDOWN! COWBOYS.

1577
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:37,861
WHOO!

1578
01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,996
YEAH!

1579
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,831
REF, THIS ISN'T
AMERICAN GLADIATORS.

1580
01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,466
THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT.

1581
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:45,601
NO PENALTY.
NO PENALTY.

1582
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,375
DID I PASS
THE SPELLING TEST,

1583
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,710
MRS. GREELY?

1584
01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:55,544
WOW. SPIKE KNOCKED HIM

1585
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,682
ALL THE WAY BACK
TO SECOND GRADE.

1586
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,623
YAY!

1587
01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:12,729
O.K., GUYS, THREE
LITTLE PIGS ON GO.

1588
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,331
WAIT. WHAT'S
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS?

1589
01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:16,733
HERE.

1590
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,068
O.K. WE'RE LINED UP
STRONG LEFT.

1591
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:21,604
ZOLTECK, WATCH MURPHY
COMING THROUGH THE HOLE.

1592
01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,639
READY? BREAK!

1593
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,314
DOWN!

1594
01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,849
SET?

1595
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,683
GO!

1596
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,785
UGH! UGH!

1597
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,555
BLOW THE WHISTLE!
BLOW THE WHISTLE!

1598
01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:41,290
BLOW THE WHISTLE!

1599
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:43,927
BLOW--BLOW IT!
BLOW IT!

1600
01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,164
TAD! TAD, YOU'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY.

1601
01:17:48,231 --> 01:17:50,633
BLOW THE WHISTLE!
COME ON! BLOW THE WHISTLE!

1602
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,701
BLOW IT!

1603
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:52,635
[THUD]

1604
01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:53,636
OHH.

1605
01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:55,171
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1606
01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,073
HA HA HA!

1607
01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,374
ALL RIGHT!

1608
01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:00,276
DOWN!

1609
01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,277
SET!

1610
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,278
HUH!

1611
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:03,679
HUT!

1612
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,687
[STRUGGLING]

1613
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:21,798
I SHOULD HAVE GONE
TO SUMMER SCHOOL.

1614
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:23,066
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1615
01:18:26,569 --> 01:18:27,737
HAAAA!

1616
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,658
HAN, I WANT YOU
TO RUN A BEAR TRAP CURL

1617
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,427
AND TRY TO CATCH
THE BALL.

1618
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,661
NO PROBLEM.

1619
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,197
O.K., GUYS, ON TWO.

1620
01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:55,098
READY?

1621
01:18:55,164 --> 01:18:56,332
BREAK! BREAK!

1622
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:02,071
UH-OH.

1623
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,310
DOWN!

1624
01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:08,644
HUT!

1625
01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:09,645
GO!

1626
01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:11,147
GO! GO!

1627
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,523
UH!

1628
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,528
HEY, HOT HANDS,

1629
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,763
YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYER
ON OUR TEAM.

1630
01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:30,566
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1631
01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,135
READY? BREAK!

1632
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:36,973
I'M GONNA RIP
YOUR HEAD OFF.

1633
01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:39,175
DOWN!

1634
01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:40,476
[STRUGGLING]

1635
01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,378
SET!

1636
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,013
GO! GO!

1637
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,214
GO!

1638
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:46,382
GRR!

1639
01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:51,988
HAMMERSMITH DIVES ON THE BALL
IN THE END ZONE.

1640
01:19:52,055 --> 01:19:54,858
TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS!

1641
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,994
I CAN'T SEE
WITH THIS THING ON.

1642
01:19:58,061 --> 01:20:00,496
THAT'S THE END
OF YOUR FIRST HALF

1643
01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:03,232
WITH THE SCORE COWBOYS-21,
GIANTS-NOTHING.

1644
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,934
I'M NOT FINISHED
WITH YOU, ZOLTFART.

1645
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,236
HAVE A NICE HALF-TIME,
GIRLS.

1646
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:10,406
IS MY SPINE STICKING OUT
THROUGH MY UNIFORM?

1647
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,075
IT'S HARD TO TELL.

1648
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:15,244
I'VE LOST FEELING
IN THE BACK OF MY LEG.

1649
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,745
MAYBE IT'S ASLEEP.

1650
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:17,713
NOBODY WAKE IT.

1651
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:19,215
HANON, CALL 911.

1652
01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:22,218
I CAN'T. MY FINGERS
ARE STUCK TOGETHER.

1653
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,921
HEY, DANNY, THIS THING'S
GONE FAR ENOUGH.

1654
01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,722
LET'S CALL IT OFF, HUH?

1655
01:20:26,789 --> 01:20:28,391
IT'S NOT OVER.

1656
01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:29,392
YOU'RE SURE?

1657
01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:30,726
IT'S HALF-TIME.

1658
01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:31,961
O.K., KID.

1659
01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,897
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE
A JOB FOR YOU

1660
01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:36,132
AT THE
FULL SERVICE PUMPS.

1661
01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:48,978
O.K., GUYS, LISTEN UP.

1662
01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:51,915
WE STILL GOT
A SHOT OUT THERE.

1663
01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,482
COUPLE THINGS
GO DIFFERENTLY FOR US,

1664
01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:54,783
WE'RE IN IT.

1665
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,519
WE REALLY CREAMED THEM
BY SHOWING UP.

1666
01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:57,987
WE QUIT.

1667
01:20:58,054 --> 01:21:01,057
CALL US IF YOU DECIDE
TO COACH SOFTBALL.

1668
01:21:01,124 --> 01:21:02,992
WHAT ABOUT
THE SECOND HALF?

1669
01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,793
TELL THEM WE CAN'T
COME OUT.

1670
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,762
YEAH.

1671
01:21:06,829 --> 01:21:09,232
PUT US
ON THE INJURED LIST.

1672
01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:10,399
YEAH.

1673
01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:25,881
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW.

1674
01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:28,817
WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD,

1675
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,855
I PUT MYSELF
ON THE INJURED LIST.

1676
01:21:32,922 --> 01:21:34,323
I NEVER GOT OFF.

1677
01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:35,824
WHY?

1678
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,827
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
GET PICKED A FEW TIMES,

1679
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,697
SO I STARTED HIDING
UNDER THE BLEACHERS.

1680
01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:42,999
THAT'S WHERE
WE BELONG,

1681
01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:44,533
UNDER THE BLEACHERS.

1682
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,069
NO, YOU DON'T.

1683
01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:48,837
YOU GUYS BELONG
OUT THERE WITH THOSE COWBOYS.

1684
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,406
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?

1685
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:52,508
BECAUSE I BELONG OUT THERE
WITH MY BROTHER.

1686
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,011
COACH, YOU
COULD NEVER
BEAT KEVIN O'SHEA

1687
01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,012
AT ANYTHING.

1688
01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:57,680
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

1689
01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,348
I DID BEAT HIM ONCE.

1690
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:00,349
WHEN?

1691
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,951
WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

1692
01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:04,187
WE USED TO RACE OUR BIKES

1693
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,854
DOWN CHERRY HILL
AFTER SCHOOL.

1694
01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:09,158
WE RACED EVERY DAY,
AND HE ALWAYS WON,

1695
01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:12,095
BUT ONE TIME,
I BEAT HIM.

1696
01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:14,563
YOU BEAT KEVIN
DOWN CHERRY HILL?

1697
01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:15,898
YES, I DID.

1698
01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,000
HE ATE MY DUST.

1699
01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:18,001
BIG DEAL.

1700
01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:19,402
ONE TIME.

1701
01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:22,338
YOU KNOW, ONE TIME
AT RANDY COOPER'S
SWIM PARTY,

1702
01:22:22,405 --> 01:22:25,874
I DID A BACK FLIP
OFF THE HIGH DIVE,

1703
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,176
AND MY BROTHER
CHICKENED OUT.

1704
01:22:27,243 --> 01:22:30,579
ROGER CHICKENED OUT?
HE'S A MARINE.

1705
01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:31,814
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.

1706
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,382
ONE TIME, IN SPRING
CARNIVAL,

1707
01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:36,885
I BEAT BOTH MY BROTHERS
IN THE COW DUNG TOSS.

1708
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,488
YOU BEAT MATT AND BRAD
IN THE TURD TOSS?

1709
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,558
ONE TIME I WENT FISHING
WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY,

1710
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:45,928
AND I WAS THE ONLY
ONE THAT DIDN'T THROW UP.

1711
01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:48,131
THAT DOESN'T
MAKE US GOOD
FOOTBALL PLAYERS.

1712
01:22:48,197 --> 01:22:52,135
WHO SAID YOU HAD
TO BE GOOD TO PLAY FOOTBALL?

1713
01:22:52,201 --> 01:22:54,537
YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
'CAUSE YOU WANT TO,

1714
01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,505
AND 'CAUSE IT'S FUN.

1715
01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:59,375
YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
SO YOU CAN PRETEND

1716
01:22:59,442 --> 01:23:01,210
YOU'RE JOE MONTANA
THROWING A TOUCHDOWN PASS

1717
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:04,580
OR EMMITT SMITH
GOING FOR A LONG RUN.

1718
01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,916
EVEN IF THOSE COWBOYS
ARE BETTER THAN YOU GUYS,

1719
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,554
EVEN IF THEY BEAT YOU
99 TIMES OUT OF 100,

1720
01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:12,688
THAT STILL LEAVES--

1721
01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:14,023
ONE TIME.

1722
01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:15,891
ONE TIME.

1723
01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:19,028
YEAH. ONE TIME.

1724
01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:20,929
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!

1725
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:21,930
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!

1726
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,399
STOP! WHO ARE WE?

1727
01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:25,468
THE GIANTS!

1728
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,311
I JUST TOLD THE MAYOR
YOU FORFEITED.

1729
01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:37,980
WELL, YOU BETTER TELL
THE MAYOR

1730
01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:41,250
NOT TO BET ON THE COWBOYS
IN THE SECOND HALF.

1731
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,252
YOU FORGET
THAT'S MY FIELD.

1732
01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,055
YEAH, WELL,
WE GOT THE BALL.

1733
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:47,056
COME ON!

1734
01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,057
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1735
01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:49,258
ALL RIGHT!

1736
01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:51,394
WHOA!

1737
01:23:54,063 --> 01:23:55,464
UGH!

1738
01:23:56,565 --> 01:23:58,634
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1739
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:01,204
O.K., GUYS,
HERE WE GO!

1740
01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:02,271
GO, SPIKE! ALL RIGHT!

1741
01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,639
LET'S HIT SOMEBODY.

1742
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:04,740
BREAK!

1743
01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:06,442
[GROWLING]

1744
01:24:06,509 --> 01:24:07,643
GRR!

1745
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,613
THEY'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO PUT YOU
IN A BODY BAG.

1746
01:24:10,679 --> 01:24:12,148
PREPARE TO EAT GRASS.

1747
01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:14,583
PIG BREATH, YOU'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE.

1748
01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:15,418
HOW COME?

1749
01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:17,986
'CAUSE FOOTBALL'S
80% MENTAL,

1750
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,688
AND 40% PHYSICAL.

1751
01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:20,756
WHAT?

1752
01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:21,757
GO!

1753
01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:23,559
GRR!

1754
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:29,365
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1755
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:30,599
YEAH!

1756
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,602
HEY, GUYS, LOOK!

1757
01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:37,072
2nd AND 9.

1758
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,874
THEY GAINED
A YARD!

1759
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,276
YEAH!

1760
01:24:41,110 --> 01:24:42,545
WE GOT ONE YARD!

1761
01:24:45,148 --> 01:24:48,016
ONE YARD.

1762
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,085
DON'T MEAN NOTHING.

1763
01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:51,887
DOWN!

1764
01:24:51,954 --> 01:24:53,589
SET!

1765
01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:54,657
GO!

1766
01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,594
HUH!

1767
01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:03,966
FLEA-FLICKER TO FLOYD.
HE'S GOT ROOM UP THE SIDELINE.

1768
01:25:04,032 --> 01:25:05,601
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1769
01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:08,604
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1770
01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:10,139
1st DOWN GIANTS,

1771
01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:14,076
ON THEIR LONGEST GAIN
OF THE AFTERNOON.

1772
01:25:14,143 --> 01:25:16,279
WHAT THE HELL
KIND OF DEFENSE IS THAT?

1773
01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:18,247
ALL RIGHT! GREAT,
GREAT, GREAT STUFF!

1774
01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:21,650
GIANTS! GIANTS!
1st AND 10!

1775
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,186
GIANTS! GIANTS!

1776
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:26,054
GUYS, LISTEN UP.
WHAT WOULD BE
THE LAST THING

1777
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:26,989
THEY'D EXPECT US
TO DO?

1778
01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:29,525
A REVERSE
TO ME?

1779
01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,660
DOWN!

1780
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:34,497
SET!

1781
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,664
GO!

1782
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:40,569
I'M GONNA DIE.
I'M GONNA DIE.

1783
01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:41,904
COME ON, TAD!

1784
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,172
I'M GONNA DIE!

1785
01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:45,841
TAD! GO! GO!
RUN OUT OF BOUNDS!

1786
01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:48,211
GRR!

1787
01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:50,779
YIKES!

1788
01:25:50,846 --> 01:25:52,515
TAD! RUN!

1789
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:53,516
HUH?

1790
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:54,583
AAH!

1791
01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:02,591
GO!

1792
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:03,626
GO!

1793
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:06,429
WE SCORED!

1794
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,996
WE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!

1795
01:26:08,063 --> 01:26:10,733
TOUCHDOWN, GIANTS!

1796
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:12,601
YEAH!

1797
01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:15,738
OH, MY GOD! MY SON
SCORED A TOUCHDOWN.

1798
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:16,739
ALL RIGHT!

1799
01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,374
YEAH!

1800
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,111
WHOO!

1801
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,613
YEAH!

1802
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,249
AAH!

1803
01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:29,618
YEAH!

1804
01:26:41,063 --> 01:26:43,065
DOWN.

1805
01:26:43,131 --> 01:26:44,733
SET.

1806
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,735
GO!

1807
01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,605
[WHIMPERING]

1808
01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:54,777
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1809
01:26:55,844 --> 01:26:57,012
YES.

1810
01:26:57,079 --> 01:26:58,614
I'VE DONE IT.

1811
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,222
YEAH! YEAH!

1812
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:14,997
WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANY CHANCES.

1813
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:18,166
EITHER YOU TAKE
JUNIOR FLOYD
OUT OF THIS GAME,

1814
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,936
OR YOU'LL BE DONATING
A KIDNEY TO AUNT RUTH.

1815
01:27:21,003 --> 01:27:22,170
YES, SIR!

1816
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,606
O.K. GET GOING.

1817
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:32,348
UGH!

1818
01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:36,585
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1819
01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:37,653
GRR!

1820
01:27:40,523 --> 01:27:42,358
BOO!

1821
01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:44,693
PERSONAL FOUL.
NUMBER 32. WHITE.

1822
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,062
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHAT KIND OF CALL IS THAT?

1823
01:27:47,129 --> 01:27:50,699
THAT WASN'T NICE,
YOU BIG BULLY.

1824
01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:54,202
IF YOUR KID PULLS
ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THAT,

1825
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,471
YOU'RE BOTH OUT
OF HERE.

1826
01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:58,173
HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO WIN.

1827
01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:00,476
NOT LIKE THAT.

1828
01:28:24,199 --> 01:28:25,368
[CROWD CHEERS]

1829
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,305
HI.

1830
01:28:30,373 --> 01:28:33,275
SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THIS, BECKY?

1831
01:28:33,342 --> 01:28:34,577
CALL ME ICEBOX.

1832
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,646
HEY, ICEBOX,
KICK SOME BUTT.

1833
01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:41,384
CALL ME BECKY.

1834
01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:50,092
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

1835
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,761
WHAT'S THAT CHEERLEADER
DOING WITH THE HELMET ON?

1836
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,463
THAT'S MY NIECE BECKY.
AND SHE'S PISSED.

1837
01:28:56,031 --> 01:28:57,032
BREAK!

1838
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,235
KEEP CLEAR, ICE CHEST.

1839
01:29:00,302 --> 01:29:02,705
OR I'LL HAVE TO MESS UP
YOUR FACE.

1840
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:05,408
DOWN, 56!

1841
01:29:05,474 --> 01:29:08,677
DOWN, 56!

1842
01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:10,613
DOWN, 56!

1843
01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:12,147
DOWN!

1844
01:29:12,214 --> 01:29:13,281
SET!

1845
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,517
GO!

1846
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,130
WHAT A HIT BY BECKY O'SHEA.

1847
01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:30,933
THE BALL IS LOOSE.
HANON COVERS IT UP TIGHT.

1848
01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:32,167
YES!

1849
01:29:32,234 --> 01:29:33,669
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S MY GIRL!

1850
01:29:33,736 --> 01:29:34,670
YEAH!

1851
01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:35,671
OW.

1852
01:29:35,738 --> 01:29:36,972
NO!

1853
01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,944
LET IT GO, MAN.

1854
01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:44,312
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

1855
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,948
I GOT IT! HA HA!

1856
01:29:56,258 --> 01:29:58,427
ZOLTECK! COME HERE!

1857
01:29:58,494 --> 01:30:00,496
YOU RANG?

1858
01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:02,831
ALL RIGHT.
CHICKEN LITTLE
FLEA-FLICKER ON 2.

1859
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:04,433
TAKE IT IN.

1860
01:30:06,469 --> 01:30:09,037
O.K. CHICKEN LITTLE
FLEA-FLICKER ON 2.

1861
01:30:09,104 --> 01:30:10,038
WHAT'S THAT?

1862
01:30:10,105 --> 01:30:11,640
A PITCH TO JOHNNY.

1863
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,275
A PITCH TO JOHNNY?

1864
01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:15,043
YOU CAN'T PITCH
TO JOHNNY.

1865
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:16,812
I'M JOHNNY!

1866
01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:19,414
ZOLTECK,
HE'S GONNA NEED
SOME RUNNING ROOM.

1867
01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,049
GOTCHA.

1868
01:30:21,116 --> 01:30:22,284
BREAK!
BREAK!

1869
01:30:22,350 --> 01:30:24,787
EXCUSE ME, GUYS!
GUYS, COME ON!

1870
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:26,989
EXCUSE ME.

1871
01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:28,891
MAYBE YOU CAN
HELP ME.

1872
01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,527
I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH.

1873
01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:33,261
HOW CAN WE DO THAT?

1874
01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,397
BY TAKING A WHIFF
OF THIS.

1875
01:30:35,464 --> 01:30:37,232
[FARTS]

1876
01:30:37,299 --> 01:30:39,468
HUT 2!

1877
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:42,237
NOW WHAT?

1878
01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:44,640
JUST RUN TO HIM.

1879
01:30:45,808 --> 01:30:46,909
DAD?

1880
01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:49,478
DAD!

1881
01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,481
DAD!

1882
01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,454
DAD!

1883
01:31:01,056 --> 01:31:02,157
DAD!

1884
01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:06,829
[WHISTLE]

1885
01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:08,463
DAD!

1886
01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:10,566
TOUCHDOWN!

1887
01:31:10,633 --> 01:31:13,769
THE GIANTS DEFICIT
IS CUT IN HALF

1888
01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:18,206
ON A BRILLIANT PIECE OF
RUNNING BY JOHNNY VENNARO.

1889
01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:22,511
ALL RIGHT,
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LINE UP.

1890
01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:26,381
DOWN!

1891
01:31:26,448 --> 01:31:28,283
SET!

1892
01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:29,685
GO!

1893
01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:35,691
[WHISTLE]

1894
01:31:35,758 --> 01:31:37,626
CLEAR IT UP.
LET'S GO.

1895
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,628
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S GO.

1896
01:31:39,695 --> 01:31:41,764
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
FOUR-EYES?

1897
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:42,965
OW!

1898
01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,499
WANT YOUR MAMA?

1899
01:31:44,567 --> 01:31:47,936
DON'T BE TALKING
ABOUT MY MAMA.

1900
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:49,437
WATCHING JAKE
PLAY FOOTBALL

1901
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,907
HAS REALLY
BEEN GREAT
FOR MY FAMILY.

1902
01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:54,409
YEAH.

1903
01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:55,744
DOWN!

1904
01:31:55,811 --> 01:31:56,712
SET!

1905
01:31:56,779 --> 01:31:57,746
GO!

1906
01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:06,421
RIP THEIR FILTHY
HEADS OFF,
JAKESTER!

1907
01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:09,191
WOO, WOO, WOO,
WOO, WOO, YES!

1908
01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:10,559
YES!

1909
01:32:17,432 --> 01:32:20,002
I USE THESE
FOR ACID INDIGESTION.

1910
01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:22,337
SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA USE THESE FOR?

1911
01:32:22,404 --> 01:32:24,306
INTIMIDATION.

1912
01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:27,042
GRRR! GRRR!

1913
01:32:27,109 --> 01:32:28,143
BREAK!

1914
01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:33,916
GRRR...

1915
01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:35,183
GRR...

1916
01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:38,253
GRR...

1917
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,823
GRRR...

1918
01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:41,990
GO!

1919
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,329
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

1920
01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:49,264
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
OR WHAT?

1921
01:32:49,331 --> 01:32:51,266
O.K.
I'VE GOT THE PLAY.

1922
01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:53,602
SILVER STREAK
TO HANON ON 2.

1923
01:32:53,669 --> 01:32:55,137
ARE YOU SURE?

1924
01:32:55,203 --> 01:32:56,204
READY?

1925
01:32:56,271 --> 01:32:57,239
BREAK! BREAK!

1926
01:32:58,707 --> 01:33:00,208
OH, CRUD.

1927
01:33:00,275 --> 01:33:02,044
COME ON. COME ON.

1928
01:33:02,110 --> 01:33:03,378
SET!

1929
01:33:03,445 --> 01:33:04,713
GO!

1930
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,252
PASS! PASS! PASS!

1931
01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:26,735
YEAH! THAT'S MY BOY!

1932
01:33:32,007 --> 01:33:34,409
YEAH!

1933
01:33:34,476 --> 01:33:36,044
ALL RIGHT, HANON!
YEAH!

1934
01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:37,746
TOUCHDOWN!

1935
01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:40,082
IT'S THE WRONG DEFENSE!
I DIDN'T CALL
THE BLITZ.

1936
01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:48,791
SO, WITH 1:45 LEFT
AND THE SCORE TIED 21-21,

1937
01:33:48,857 --> 01:33:52,260
IT LOOKS LIKE MR. MO-MENTUM
MAY BE CHANGING ITS ADDRESS.

1938
01:33:52,327 --> 01:33:53,561
ALL RIGHT, MEN,
LET'S GO.

1939
01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:57,032
DOWN!

1940
01:33:57,099 --> 01:33:58,834
SET!

1941
01:33:58,901 --> 01:33:59,868
GO!

1942
01:34:06,508 --> 01:34:08,243
GET OFF!
YOU'RE MINE!

1943
01:34:10,512 --> 01:34:11,446
[WHISTLE]

1944
01:34:11,513 --> 01:34:12,447
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

1945
01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:13,949
GOOD!

1946
01:34:16,584 --> 01:34:18,653
WITH LESS THAN
A MINUTE TO PLAY,

1947
01:34:18,721 --> 01:34:20,588
THE COWBOYS ARE HEADING
FOR THAT END ZONE.

1948
01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,758
SET! GO!

1949
01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:28,163
[WHISTLE]

1950
01:34:28,230 --> 01:34:30,165
THEY'RE DONE, BABY!

1951
01:34:30,232 --> 01:34:32,701
EASY!
WHOO!

1952
01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:34,669
ONE MORE!
EASY!

1953
01:34:34,737 --> 01:34:37,472
COME HERE, SON. 38 TOSS.
YOU UNDERSTAND?

1954
01:34:37,539 --> 01:34:38,841
38 TOSS.

1955
01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:45,781
DANNY, DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
AT SUTTERVILLE?

1956
01:34:45,848 --> 01:34:48,350
THE ONE WHERE KEVIN SCORED
THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN?

1957
01:34:50,252 --> 01:34:51,686
TIME OUT.

1958
01:34:51,754 --> 01:34:54,289
THE GIANTS HAVE CALLED
A TIME OUT,

1959
01:34:54,356 --> 01:34:55,157
WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT

1960
01:34:55,223 --> 01:34:57,692
AND THE BALL
ON THE 1-YARD LINE.

1961
01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:58,994
HUDDLE UP!

1962
01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:02,097
LOOK, NO ONE THOUGHT
WE'D MAKE IT THIS FAR,

1963
01:35:02,164 --> 01:35:04,800
BUT NOW IT'S TIME
TO REALLY DIG IN.

1964
01:35:04,867 --> 01:35:06,969
THEY'RE GONNA GIVE
THE BALL TO SPIKE.

1965
01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:08,470
WE'VE GOTTA STOP HIM.

1966
01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:09,972
HE'S TOO STRONG.

1967
01:35:10,038 --> 01:35:11,740
WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER.

1968
01:35:14,176 --> 01:35:14,977
READY?

1969
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,211
BREAK! BREAK!

1970
01:35:17,579 --> 01:35:20,148
HOLD THAT LINE!
HOLD THAT LINE!

1971
01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:22,217
DOWN!

1972
01:35:22,284 --> 01:35:23,485
SHIFT!

1973
01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:25,553
HOLD THAT LINE!
HOLD THAT LINE!

1974
01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:27,790
THEY KNOW THE PLAY.

1975
01:35:27,856 --> 01:35:29,892
THEY KNOW THE PLAY!

1976
01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:36,064
DOWN!

1977
01:35:36,131 --> 01:35:37,365
GO!

1978
01:36:06,528 --> 01:36:08,263
TURN IT UP!

1979
01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:15,170
[WHISTLE]

1980
01:36:15,237 --> 01:36:17,705
YES! WE'RE IN!
TOUCHDOWN! YEAH!

1981
01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:20,008
HE WAS OVER!
NO, WE STOPPED HIM.

1982
01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:21,343
HE WAS IN.
NO WAY.

1983
01:36:21,409 --> 01:36:22,878
MOVE IT BACK.

1984
01:36:22,945 --> 01:36:24,346
EVERYBODY OFF THE BALL.

1985
01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:26,314
MOVE BACK.

1986
01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:27,482
GIANTS' BALL!

1987
01:36:27,549 --> 01:36:29,784
NO! NO!

1988
01:36:29,852 --> 01:36:30,953
GIANTS' BALL!

1989
01:36:31,019 --> 01:36:32,120
YEAH! YEAH!

1990
01:36:32,187 --> 01:36:33,188
TOLD YA.

1991
01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,890
TIME OUT.

1992
01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:41,696
YOU DID IT.
YOU STOPPED HIM.

1993
01:36:41,763 --> 01:36:43,098
I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU.

1994
01:36:43,165 --> 01:36:45,834
COACH, THERE'S STILL
4 SECONDS LEFT.

1995
01:36:45,901 --> 01:36:47,335
WE CAN BEAT THESE GUYS.

1996
01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:49,137
YEAH!
YEAH!

1997
01:36:49,204 --> 01:36:51,273
PUT ME IN.
I WANNA KICK SOME BUTT!

1998
01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:54,742
NUBE, WHAT KIND
OF PLAY YOU GOT
FOR THIS SITUATION?

1999
01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,846
HOW ABOUT "THE ANNEXATION
OF PUERTO RICO?"

2000
01:36:57,913 --> 01:37:00,282
WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT,
THE GIANTS GET SET

2001
01:37:00,348 --> 01:37:05,187
FOR WHAT FIGURES TO BE
THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME.

2002
01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:06,388
READY?

2003
01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:07,856
ONE TIME.
ONE TIME.

2004
01:37:10,158 --> 01:37:11,994
[SPIKE] READY?
[COWBOYS] BREAK!

2005
01:37:13,795 --> 01:37:16,298
YOU'RE MINE, POMPOM.

2006
01:37:17,799 --> 01:37:20,035
ALL RIGHT!
ONE MORE PLAY, BABY!

2007
01:37:20,102 --> 01:37:22,604
WATCH THE WINGMAN.

2008
01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:30,712
DOWN!

2009
01:37:30,778 --> 01:37:32,247
DON'T LET ANYBODY
BEHIND YA!

2010
01:37:32,314 --> 01:37:33,381
SET!

2011
01:37:34,482 --> 01:37:35,483
HOO!

2012
01:37:35,550 --> 01:37:36,851
GRRR!

2013
01:37:38,153 --> 01:37:39,854
GO!

2014
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:47,029
REVERSE! REVERSE!

2015
01:37:50,232 --> 01:37:53,001
SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALL.
FUMBLEROOSKI! FUMBLEROOSKI!

2016
01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:59,474
YEAH! NO MERCY!

2017
01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,876
NO BALL.

2018
01:38:04,746 --> 01:38:05,780
YAA!

2019
01:38:05,847 --> 01:38:06,781
GET HIM!

2020
01:38:06,848 --> 01:38:09,251
HE'S GOT THE BALL!

2021
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:12,921
[MAKING HONKING NOISES
AS HE BREATHES HEAVILY]

2022
01:38:21,329 --> 01:38:22,697
I GOT IT.

2023
01:38:22,764 --> 01:38:24,432
I GOT IT!

2024
01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:26,234
COME ON!
COME ON!

2025
01:38:26,301 --> 01:38:28,236
I'M GONNA SCORE
A TOUCHDOWN!

2026
01:38:28,303 --> 01:38:30,105
I'M GONNA SCORE
A TOUCHDOWN!

2027
01:38:30,172 --> 01:38:31,940
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

2028
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:39,314
YEAH!

2029
01:38:39,381 --> 01:38:40,748
HA HA HA!

2030
01:38:40,815 --> 01:38:43,818
WE WON!
WE WON!

2031
01:38:43,885 --> 01:38:46,121
WE DID IT!
WE WON!

2032
01:39:05,540 --> 01:39:07,542
WE DID IT!
WE WON!

2033
01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:09,511
WE WON! WE WON!

2034
01:39:09,577 --> 01:39:12,047
WE DONE IT! WE DONE IT!

2035
01:39:12,114 --> 01:39:15,083
WE WON! WE WON!
WE WON! WE WON!

2036
01:39:17,452 --> 01:39:19,487
WE WON! HA HA!

2037
01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:25,293
PATTY FLOYD...

2038
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:29,231
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN
HAVING DINNER WITH ME.

2039
01:39:32,434 --> 01:39:35,070
FINE, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

2040
01:39:37,072 --> 01:39:38,873
[CRYING]

2041
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:41,043
GET A GRIP, DAD.

2042
01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:46,281
WHOO! YEAH!
OH, YEAH!

2043
01:39:46,348 --> 01:39:47,615
YES!

2044
01:39:51,119 --> 01:39:53,755
GIANTS! GIANTS!

2045
01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:56,191
GIANTS! GIANTS!

2046
01:39:56,258 --> 01:39:57,392
CONGRATULATIONS,
DANNY.

2047
01:39:57,459 --> 01:39:59,394
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
THE NEW HEAD COACH.

2048
01:39:59,461 --> 01:40:02,097
IF YOU'RE STILL PISSED
AT ME, DON'T BE.

2049
01:40:02,164 --> 01:40:05,100
IF I WASN'T TOUGH ON
YOU WHEN WE WERE KIDS,

2050
01:40:05,167 --> 01:40:07,902
YOU NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN
ABLE TO BEAT ME TODAY.

2051
01:40:07,969 --> 01:40:09,904
O.K. LISTEN, MY GUYS
ARE WONDERING--

2052
01:40:09,971 --> 01:40:11,973
IF THEY CAN TAR
AND FEATHER ME?

2053
01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:15,943
NO. THEY WONDERING IF
YOUR TEAM WANTS TO JOIN UP
WITH THE LITTLE GIANTS.

2054
01:40:16,010 --> 01:40:17,679
ONE TOWN, ONE TEAM?

2055
01:40:17,745 --> 01:40:20,715
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL MY BOYS.

2056
01:40:20,782 --> 01:40:24,219
IS THERE SUCH THING
AS HAVING TWO HEAD COACHES?

2057
01:40:24,286 --> 01:40:25,553
NO.

2058
01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:28,956
IN CASE THE HEAD COACH
DOESN'T KNOW AS MUCH
ABOUT FOOTBALL

2059
01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,126
AS THE OTHER COACH?

2060
01:40:34,162 --> 01:40:36,598
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT,
ALL RIGHT?

2061
01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:38,466
DEAL.

2062
01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:40,202
DANNY.
THAT STUPID BET WE MADE,

2063
01:40:40,268 --> 01:40:43,438
YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ME
TO IT, ARE YOU?

2064
01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:44,539
KEVIN,

2065
01:40:44,606 --> 01:40:48,810
WOULD I THROW MY OWN
BROTHER OUT ON THE STREET?

2066
01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:49,944
NO.

2067
01:40:50,011 --> 01:40:52,314
THERE'S ALWAYS
GONNA BE A JOB FOR YOU

2068
01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,815
AT DANNY O'SHEA'S CHEVROLET.

2069
01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,317
I'LL START YOU
ON COMMISSION--

2070
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:57,085
COME ON! DANNY, LOOK,

2071
01:40:57,152 --> 01:40:59,887
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEWAY
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.

2072
01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:01,323
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

2073
01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:02,857
WELL, THERE IS ONE THING.

2074
01:41:02,924 --> 01:41:04,092
WHAT?