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What was that? What do you think?
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-It didn't feel good.
-Have a guess.
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I think, uh, Nazeem's angry.
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Prime Video. Hello.
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-Hello. Philippe Lacheau speaking.
-Who?
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The guy from
Babysitting.
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Never heard of it. I don't have kids.
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Forget it. I'm calling because
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I've had a superb idea for a new show.
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Ten comedians
but they're not allowed to laugh.
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Killer idea, right?
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You're talking about LOL,
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we've already done that
in lots of countries.
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Ah, that was you. I don't know,
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we could adapt in France.
We could do it in Paris.
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Okay, why not?
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But we'll need to find
10 exceptional artists.
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Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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{\an8}Hello, everyone.
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This is where
LOL begins.
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In this laboratory of humor,
created by yours truly,
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where the rule is simple.
If you laugh, you're out.
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For six hours, 10 comedians need to
outperform each other
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for an audience whose only goal
is not to laugh.
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And to make things interesting,
we have some surprises.
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Otherwise, it would be too easy,
right, Daniel?
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Ah! Is it starting?
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No, they're not here yet. Calm down.
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It's amazing, isn't it?
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Yeah, you've done great.
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The last one laughing will win
50,000 euros for their charity.
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But, of course, the others
won't leave empty-handed.
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Thanks to these 50 cameras,
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I won't miss anything at all
of what they may do or say.
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They will finally find out
what life is like in North Korea.
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Throughout the competition, I will observe
them from my control center.
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In fact, I believe that
our first competitors are arriving.
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{\an8}Reem and I know each other
very, very well.
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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{\an8}Julien Arruti is a childhood friend.
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{\an8}Luckily, or unluckily for me.
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-It's beautiful.
-Very cool.
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The concept is wicked.
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It's a real challenge to make
someone laugh without laughing along.
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{\an8}THE LIVING ROOM
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{\an8}THE KITCHEN
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{\an8}THE STAGE
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{\an8}THE DRESSING ROOM
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{\an8}It's somewhere between Dubai
and Kim Kardashian's place.
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The walls are gold, so classy.
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It's incredible.
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{\an8}Inès Reg, ladies and gentlemen.
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They have all come with suitcases or bags
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and they could pack anything they wanted.
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I don't know what they've planned.
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I'll find out as everyone else does.
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-Hello!
-Hello!
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Hi there!
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Welcome to our home!
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If I understand the rules,
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we're not allowed to laugh,
giggle, chuckle.
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It's kind of my job to do that.
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You know, you make me very nervous.
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I think that you are my Kryptonite.
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-Careful, that sounds flirty.
-True.
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Hello!
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-Hello.
-Wow!
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How are you?
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{\an8}Bérengère Krief, ladies and gentlemen.
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{\an8}And Kyan Khojandi. Wicked.
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{\an8}-How's it going, good-looking?
-You, too, good-looking.
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{\an8}Juju and Kyan look like brothers,
don't they?
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{\an8}Lucky they're not wearing the same shirt,
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because then we'd be lost.
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-How is it going?
-Fine. And you?
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I love this game.
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I can't wait to see how it will turn out.
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Wanna suck my dick?
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I'll leave you with my grandma.
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I came to win.
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Hello! Ah, Tarek Boudali!
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So handsome!
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-Thanks.
-Welcome.
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You smell good.
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When I entered the room,
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I switched off the laughter.
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Not everybody can do that.
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I mean, I'm a bit like a sort of
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old Shaolin master.
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Oh, not bad!
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We're going to have lots of fun.
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But we can't laugh, that's right.
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Well, let's get started.
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Hello!
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-Hi!
-Hello!
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{\an8}Can you mute Reem's microphone?
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{\an8}We can't do six hours like that!
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What a welcome.
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I've never seen anything like this.
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There are two espresso machines
in your room.
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Oh, no?
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With a sea view?
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-Not really, right?
-How much did you pay?
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{\an8}My father encouraged me.
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{\an8}He told me, "That's right, sweetie,
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{\an8}"this will give you a challenge."
It's going to be hell.
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We can't laugh,
but there's funny stuff in there.
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There's humor inside.
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Hi, everyone.
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-Wow!
-Hi!
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The presidential couple.
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Absolutely, yes. Thank you.
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I am stressed,
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but I'm so happy to join this adventure.
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Hello!
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My job is to make people laugh. Here,
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I'm going to be with people
who can't laugh.
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So, really, I've come to flop.
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So I'm telling myself,
"This is for a good cause."
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That's why I've agreed
to put my ego aside.
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Otherwise...
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I wonder what everyone's dressed up as.
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-And the last guest.
-Hello!
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Oh, so handsome!
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{\an8}I love it. The best entrance of the game.
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Welcome.
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No one's in costume?
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I chose to make myself ridiculous
to make others laugh.
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Turned out
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that I was ridiculous.
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I see no way to keep from laughing.
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From now on...
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{\an8}We really have no class.
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{\an8}It's not possible.
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It's fantastic
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having all these people in the same room.
I love it.
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It is time to go explain the rules.
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And you're going to get to work...
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-Hello!
-Ah, there he is.
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Philippe Lacheau.
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Hello. Thank you.
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I am very honored to be here today.
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You are the best in French comedy.
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At least, that's what your agents say.
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Let me explain the rules of the game.
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You cannot laugh.
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That is, if I catch someone laughing,
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I'll press my buzzer
and you'll hear this noise.
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Ah, damn.
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You like that, huh?
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-Freaky, huh?
-I like it.
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I will then come and give him or her
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a yellow card,
indicating the first warning.
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If I catch that same person
laughing a second time,
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you'll hear the same sound,
except this time, I'll give...
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A red card.
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Indicating, if you don't know soccer...
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-Expulsion!
-Expulsion.
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Also very important.
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At any time, each of you
can take out your wild card.
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What is the wild card?
Well, for three minutes,
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you can come on this stage to perform.
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Do whatever you want, a dance, a sketch,
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whatever you want
to make the others watching laugh.
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So that's a big advantage.
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One last thing.
When you hear this noise...
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It will mean that the game has begun.
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-Bye!
-Thanks, Philippe!
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Thank you, Kyan, for clapping.
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Enjoy.
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At that moment, I thought,
"You're in trouble."
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That toot-toot-toot was so funny!
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I'm starting to get cold feet
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and he hasn't even actually
pressed the button yet. Horrible.
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Let's get started.
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-There it is.
-That's it, it's begun.
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It's started.
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As soon as he presses the
button, we all get up. It's crazy.
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It's funny because
we're scattering like insects
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going back to their nests.
Like a defense mechanism.
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This is where it gets fun.
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Look at them. Look at them!
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They don't want to talk
to each other anymore.
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At this moment, our brain knows
that it can't laugh anymore,
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so, well, it's going crazy.
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It's hard, huh?
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Let's have a snack.
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It's not that I'm hungry,
I'm just trying not to laugh.
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Everybody's got
their own strategy. Whatever.
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Ah, Tarek's going to attack.
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Yes, a little bit of ambiance.
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I heard the music
and I thought I'd do a rap.
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Either I'd really suck,
or I'd hit it right off the bat.
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Yeah, yeah
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I land in the hood, hood, in a helicopter
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It's cool to win them over
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He sucks, but it's so funny.
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Honestly, he's killing me.
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It was so stupid.
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I start to dance, I join in the circle
I arrive in France...
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Sport in common
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-It's funny, very funny.
-Very, very funny.
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Sport in common
I am, oh!
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I am the king of the world
That's it!
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Very, very funny.
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That's it! That's it!
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I need to change the music.
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That's it! That's it!
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Thank God. That was torture. I'm crying.
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It's torture, shit.
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Things like that make me laugh.
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I arrive in the hood, in a helicopter
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I suddenly arrive to win them over
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I enter the dance
I join the circle
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I arrive on public transportation
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Tarek is going for it.
He's going to make them crack.
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Change the music.
I'm going to change the music.
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I am the king of the world
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-You know every song?
-Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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I arrive in the hood, hood
In a helicopter
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I suddenly arrive to win them over
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It sucks. It sucks. It really sucks.
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I enter the dance, I join the circle
I arrive on public transportation
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They're good. They managed to not laugh.
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I'm the king of the world
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I'm the king of the world
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You can find Tarek every Saturday night
at your local supermarket.
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This doesn't make you laugh that much.
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No, but I see it's getting to you.
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00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,280
No, but what's funny is watching
Bérengère. That's what's funny.
233
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,040
The song's not funny, but watching
Bérengère run away from Tarek...
234
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,280
-Yeah, that's true.
-Like the plague, that's what's funny.
235
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,080
Tarek really unsettled me.
236
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,840
I started to panic.
237
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,440
I felt like a lamb with the wolves.
238
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,440
I though I'd get eaten up.
239
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,720
Well done.
240
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,640
Bravo, Tarek. He was really good.
241
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,120
Bravo, bravo.
242
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,360
Seriously.
243
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,000
You're incredible.
244
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,360
And that wasn't even his wild card.
245
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,560
Tarek. Tarek, bravo. Bravo, Tarek.
246
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,640
Tarek, bravo. Bravo, Tarek.
247
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,520
Bravo, Tarek.
248
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,800
Bravo, Tarek. Tarek, bravo.
249
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,080
That's right.
250
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,760
-Oh, something is going on.
-Tarek?
251
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,080
Tarek? Bravo.
252
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,720
Bravo, Tarek.
253
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,800
Is there something going on
between you two?
254
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,040
-What? You're not hot?
-No.
255
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,480
Not right now.
256
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,600
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
257
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,320
If so, you can get undressed.
258
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,440
Tarek, bravo.
259
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,440
If you're hot, take off your jacket.
260
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,600
Bravo, Tarek.
261
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,800
{\an8}Seriously, bravo.
262
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,400
{\an8}
Kyan isn't letting up.
263
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,120
They're holding strong for now.
264
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,200
While GĂ©rard is coming back
in his new costume.
265
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,600
Watch out, entrance.
266
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,360
What movie is this?
267
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,960
-The Chorus?
-Avatar?
268
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,160
A Scout in the Forest?
269
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,520
Damn.
Always Scout!
270
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,640
You win!
271
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,080
Bérengère...
He's a scout on a scooter.
272
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800
But he's not a scout on a scooter.
273
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,120
He totally wants to eliminate her.
274
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,520
Ah, Bérengère, you can't do that.
275
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,640
Do what?
276
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,240
Cover your face like that.
277
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,680
I'm just breathing.
278
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,120
Bérengère is on the edge.
279
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,160
-I'm just...
-She's gonna last a long time.
280
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,040
I say, what if we all
gang up on Bérengère...
281
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,520
No, calm down, you guys.
282
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,880
{\an8}Poor Bérengère.
283
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,560
{\an8}I don't want her to be eliminated now.
284
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,360
Can you sing
La Bamba, Julien?
285
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,960
La Bamba? Yes, I can sing that.
286
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,240
La Bamba! La Bamba!
287
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,720
Three, four...
288
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,480
I'm leaving.
I feel like I'm going to laugh.
289
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,520
Oh, stupid!
290
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,280
Go to the bathroom.
We'll say you have diarrhea.
291
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,400
There, look. Ah!
292
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,200
She's going to crack...
293
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,280
She cracked!
294
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,920
What does that mean again?
295
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,680
It means that someone laughed.
296
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,560
First alarm. Here we go.
297
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,360
That means we can laugh now?
298
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,640
Now, we can laugh.
299
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,400
Motherfucker, you killed me with your rap.
300
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,400
I think I'm doing the replay, guys.
301
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,920
No, really?
302
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,040
I think I'm the replay.
303
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,640
No, Hakim, no.
304
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,000
It's me.
305
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,440
-No, it's me.
-Maybe it's Bérengère.
306
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,760
Your rap was so funny. So funny.
307
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,120
I start to dance
I join in the circle
308
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,320
I arrive on public trans... Portation
309
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400
I arrive on public trans... Portation
310
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,040
-He's here!
-He's coming.
311
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,120
Someone laughed.
312
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,040
Now you're not laughing, huh?
313
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,200
But you knew the rules.
314
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,160
You can't laugh.
315
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,160
Not even a little bit.
316
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,640
What happened? We all laughed?
317
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,400
Who do you think it was?
318
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,000
We're not going to snitch.
319
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,760
I'm not snitching, but I think it was her!
320
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,960
-You think it was Inès?
-I think it was me.
321
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,120
Snitching on yourself.
322
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,600
I think it was Bérengère.
323
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:33,480
You don't know?
The first laugh of the competition,
324
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,440
the first one to screw up was...
325
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,520
REPLAY
326
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,280
I'm leaving. I feel like laughing.
327
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,720
Go to the bathroom.
We'll say you have diarrhea.
328
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,720
There, look!
329
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,320
Shit!
330
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,600
My little kitten.
331
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,440
My God.
332
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,400
You got a yellow card.
333
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,880
Let's go, try again!
334
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,480
You have to be very careful, very focused.
335
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:08,720
-So, Bérengère... First warning.
-Okay.
336
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,320
Maybe we can do a cheer for Bérengère.
337
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:17,800
-Bérengère! Bérengère! Bérengère!
-Oh, no. She's crying.
338
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,760
You're crying!
339
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,320
-It's just the stress.
-Really?
340
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,760
You're so emotional.
341
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,280
I just looked at you. I feel guilty.
342
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,240
Don't cry, it's just a game.
343
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,320
You have another chance. It's not a red.
344
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,200
Let's get back to it.
Good luck to everyone.
345
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,320
It had to be me. I'm a little upset.
346
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,960
I'm still really upset to be the first.
347
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,280
I'm sad for the charity,
and my reaction is to cry.
348
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,720
For the others,
it looks like I'm at rock bottom.
349
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,080
But I know it'll be good for me.
350
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,240
Poor Bérengère. Can you imagine
what Philippe is putting her through?
351
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,280
Let's go, back to it.
352
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,720
And we're back on.
353
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,280
It's started again.
354
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,960
Go!
355
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,000
You don't talk anymore, okay?
356
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,000
Yes, I suggest that we do that
between the breaks.
357
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,760
Do I have a booger?
358
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,640
No, but you have some long hairs.
359
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,320
-I have a booger, right?
-You could take all that hair...
360
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,280
-Yeah, I'm lying.
-Don't cut me off.
361
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,960
-You're looking...
-I was talking. Don't cut me off.
362
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,280
-You want me to take a video...
-Don't cut me off.
363
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,800
This is a duel
between Alexandra Lamy and Kyan Khojandi.
364
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,080
Do you want some of my hair?
365
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,560
Or my pubic hair?
366
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,560
It will be just as curly.
367
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,520
The hair in my ass or the hair in my nose?
368
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,520
The hair in your nose.
That would be cuter.
369
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,280
Alexandra is good. Very good.
She never says no to an improv,
370
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,800
she's never flushed off.
Respect, that's it.
371
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,560
I think it's sexy.
372
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,080
-Being bald?
-Yeah.
373
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,640
-I'd like to have hair.
-But you look good?
374
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,280
That's nice. Thank you.
375
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,240
-I'm not wild.
-Not wild, but sexy.
376
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,920
Maybe I'm funny.
377
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,440
Laughter is sexy.
378
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,800
{\an8}I love to play and play off someone
379
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,480
{\an8}because it's the respondent
who entertains us, too.
380
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,480
{\an8}It's like, "Oh, yeah, you're doing this?
Okay, fine.
381
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,760
{\an8}"Come on, I'll get you back."
This is what we love.
382
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,200
Lines from GĂ©rard's movies.
383
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,480
Yeah, you're doing well.
384
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,760
Something like, "Okay!"
385
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400
-No, that's not it...
-"Crazy!"
386
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,920
-That's not GĂ©rard.
-"Eat it! Eat it!" That is GĂ©rard.
387
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,240
No, that's Christian Clavier.
388
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,280
How can we be wrong about the classics?
389
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,240
-That's GĂ©rard. No?
-GĂ©rard!
390
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,240
-Yes?
-"Okay!" Is that you?
391
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,480
Yeah.
392
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,240
"Okay! Crazy!"
393
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,080
-"What is it?"
-Yeah, that's GĂ©rard.
394
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,400
"Eat it! Eat it!" Go on, do it.
395
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,640
-"Eat it! Eat it!"
-That's GĂ©rard.
396
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,720
No, it's not GĂ©rard.
397
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,760
-"Friend as a pig!"
-That's it.
398
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320
"Okay!"
399
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,440
Gotcha! All for an "Okay!"
400
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,040
-Here comes Mr. Lacheau.
-What's going on?
401
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,280
You're not allowed to laugh,
but someone laughed.
402
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,640
Let's find out who slipped up.
403
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,560
Let's watch.
404
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,720
GĂ©rard? "Okay!" That's you, right?
405
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,640
Yes.
406
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,960
"Okay! Crazy!"
407
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,680
-"What is it?"
-Yeah, that's GĂ©rard.
408
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,640
"Okay!"
409
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,320
Oh, yeah, she laughed! Ah, okay.
410
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,800
Now there's no holding back.
411
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,160
No holding back.
412
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,920
She fucked herself.
413
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,800
Yes, that's obvious.
414
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,560
-She can't deny it.
-She laughed.
415
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,920
Ah, yes, she laughed.
416
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,640
Now, I think that clearly...
417
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,280
I think it's final, Inès.
418
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,200
The 26,000th "Okay" from Kyan,
419
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,520
who looks at GĂ©rard to make a dedication,
420
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,800
like "I respect your career..."
421
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,280
But inside of me,
it's a fireworks display.
422
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,680
I exploded laughing. I couldn't hold back.
423
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,800
-Oh, my God.
-I'm sorry.
424
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,560
You laughed, but you did it all the way.
425
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,400
No, that's okay, it's my fault.
426
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,920
I'm sorry to give you this yellow card.
427
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,640
First warning.
428
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,720
Be careful. With the second one,
you'll be eliminated.
429
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,880
So be very careful.
430
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,800
-I'm counting on you.
-Let's go!
431
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,880
-See you later.
-Let's start!
432
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,760
Let's go!
433
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,800
Here we go again.
434
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,320
Make me laugh, but don't laugh.
435
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,000
Inès!
436
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,280
-Hold on, please.
-"Okay!"
437
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,640
Inès?
438
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,200
"Okay!"
439
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,960
You are really deceitful, Kyan.
440
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
Yeah, okay.
441
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,400
-I heard you.
-Just imagine, "Okay!"
442
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,160
It's not even funny.
I'm too young for that.
443
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,120
{\an8}I don't even know what that is.
444
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,040
I think Kyan can say
"Okay!" for six hours.
445
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,160
And I'll be laughing for six hours.
446
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,160
What's happening?
447
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,120
-Is that your diary?
-Who's a math teacher here?
448
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,840
Inès, what am I going to say?
449
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,040
-"Okay!"
-Yes.
450
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,880
-What is that, Kyan?
-What is it?
451
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,000
Little things I made. Who is this?
452
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,560
Well, it's Fadily Camara.
453
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,400
-"Camara."
-Like a rat, get it?
454
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,560
Wow! That's good! Who did this?
455
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,760
This guy is formidable.
456
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,280
He has photo displays.
He's got his head in it.
457
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,080
{\an8}The guy is gonna kill everyone.
458
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,160
{\an8}So, wait. GĂ©rard...
459
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,520
{\an8}-No...
-Say it!
460
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,600
GĂ©rard cheetah, that doesn't work.
461
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,080
Cheetah Jugnot?
It may be easier like this.
462
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,040
Oh, yeah.
463
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,080
-It's Cheetah Jugnot?
-Pretty.
464
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,480
A little scary.
465
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,960
This one is a bit creepy.
466
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,680
What scares me
is that you took the time to make this.
467
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,640
You made this?
468
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,280
-It's Cheetah Jugnot.
-That's nice.
469
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,480
Nice curve, huh?
470
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,120
Inès Ruler.
471
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,640
It's over, I'm done.
472
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,960
-I can't.
-Inès, look.
473
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,200
You're talking with Anissa
474
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,000
But my name is Wejdene.
475
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,200
Inès!
476
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,880
That was the funniest joke on Earth.
I needed to laugh.
477
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,440
I refused to look at Inès Ruler.
478
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,280
I needed to find a way,
any way, to get out.
479
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,240
At that point, I didn't trust myself.
480
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,880
I was determined
481
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,040
The two of us, it's over
It's over, it's over
482
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,760
-Who's this?
-Julien.
483
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,400
The two of us, it's finished
484
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,680
Julien who?
485
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,720
-Julien Fruit Juice.
-Yeah.
486
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,760
-Not bad.
-I don't get it.
487
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,240
-Very beautiful.
-Julien Fruit Juice.
488
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,080
-Julien?
-So beautiful.
489
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,280
Julien, come back. Julien Fruit Juice?
490
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,920
Oh, no!
491
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,880
We can't let that slide, of course.
492
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,040
Oh, no!
493
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,360
Okay! Okay!
494
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,280
It was for sure.
495
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,480
Let's go, Philippe.
496
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,120
It's not a good sign.
497
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,680
We shouldn't clap for him.
498
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,600
I don't think you understood the rules.
499
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,480
You're not allowed to laugh.
500
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,640
Let's find out who it was.
501
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,040
-Not bad.
-I don't get it.
502
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,040
-It's beautiful.
-Julien Fruit Juice.
503
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,200
-Julien?
-So beautiful.
504
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,400
Julien, come back.
505
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,280
Julien Fruit Juice?
506
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,120
Seriously?
507
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,400
All by yourself! For nothing!
508
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,000
Oh, damn! Wow.
509
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,640
He offed himself.
510
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,560
It was a suicide.
511
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,800
It's such a pity.
512
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,480
What made you crack up?
513
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,240
Your face made me crack up!
514
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,760
Kyan, I have to
515
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,000
to give you the yellow card.
516
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,840
First warning, Kyan.
517
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:10,800
Be careful. So, Bérengère, Inès and Kyan,
you're the first ones up for elimination.
518
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,600
Watch out. Elimination is near. Good luck.
519
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,640
-Thanks, Philippe.
-You're welcome.
520
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,840
Thanks, Philippe.
521
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,280
Um, wild card.
522
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,800
Wild card!
523
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,320
Okay, it's on again.
524
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,280
It's started again.
525
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,440
I love this game.
526
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,880
-Hilarious.
-Julien Fruit Juice!
527
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,200
-A strawberry.
-Not bad.
528
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,880
No?
529
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,200
Poor lonely GĂ©rard.
530
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,440
Isn't my strawberry funny?
531
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,160
I don't think costumes are funny.
532
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,600
Motherfucking poker face.
533
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,360
It doesn't do anything to me.
You won't get me, my friend.
534
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,240
So, let's see what Reem's wild card is.
535
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,200
She has three minutes
to try to make the others laugh,
536
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,000
who will be forced to watch.
537
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,200
In any case,
she is very courageous to go first.
538
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,840
{\an8}I thought, "You know what?"
539
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,560
{\an8}"I better do it while
I'm fresh physically.
540
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,520
{\an8}"Before I break down."
541
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,360
I'm going to do it. If I knock one out,
at least I'll be respected.
542
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,080
I think it'll be a good show.
543
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,760
-It that her voice?
-It's damn amazing.
544
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,280
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
545
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,200
{\an8}It's an attack!
546
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,360
{\an8}There are things happening.
547
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,400
{\an8}It's great, we'll live together.
548
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,760
{\an8}
Big fuckin' pussy!
549
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,200
{\an8}It's like not cumming. Very difficult.
550
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,960
{\an8}Hello. Eat apples. Hello.
551
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,640
{\an8}There's one eliminated!
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