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- So dumb!
- I know.
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Fuckin' so dumb.
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Delaney was at
the Coulson last night?
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What side?
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- Which fuckin' side?
- The strip club side.
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The strip club side.
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The Yanks brought
their team in a day early
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for a Sudbury
Saturday night game.
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Guess no one told them
our Friday's
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have a similar reputation.
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How do you know
he was at the rippers?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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He was in the VIP room
the entire night
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and just took his pick
and kept filling their pockets.
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Is that what the kids
are callin' it these days?
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How do you know this?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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- Aren't you dating a guy now?
- I wasn't that night.
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Out roaming for a canal, Ziig?
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- They closed the place down.
- Good.
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If he had a late one,
he won't be 100% today.
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Turns out the night was young.
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He was going to the wee hours,
going hard.
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Well, Delaney loves
the snooters.
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I don't know how he was
getting any up there
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- after a certain point.
- How do you know that?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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Get between his ears early.
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If he was up doin' snooters
all night,
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he's between his own ears.
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You tryin' a new scent, Ziig?
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Still on me from last night.
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You guys know how much
perfume strippers wear.
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- No, I don't.
- Kee-he-he-he!
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Yo, were the sluts with
their girls again all day?
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- Ask them.
- Is Michaels still
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- acting weird?
- Goalies are always weird.
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- Why are the Jims always late?
- Bangin' yer mom, Ziig!
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Even with the new hired guns,
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don't lose track of Belson,
Welson, Bilson, and Wilson.
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We won't.
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{\an8}- Remy Nadeau!
- Oui, oui, oui.
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{\an8}Benny et Remy Nadeau!
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Ay-yo!
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Bilson à Belson,
Belson retour à Bilson,
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Bilson à Wilson.
Wilson à Welson.
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Welson de retour à Wilson,
Wilson à Benson.
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{\an8}No, no!
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Et un Remy Nadeau!
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So, you don't think if you
put the top three American
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players against
the top three Canadians,
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- it would be close?
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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- You're serious?
- I get it, bud,
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you got your first tuggy
down there playin' NCAA,
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but the hockey's better up here
and so are the tuggies.
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Okay, Matthews, Gaudreau,
and Tkachuk brothers.
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- Either one.
- Pick one.
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- No, I can't.
- Give your balls a tug.
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It's the same with
the Hughes brothers.
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- Tit fucker.
- What okay,
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Matthews, Gaudreau, and Eichel.
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McDavid, MacKinnon, and Crosby.
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- That'd be close!
- I didn't even say Makar
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and the other three might say
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he's better than
all three of them.
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Let's get goin' here, boys!
Let's go now!
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Wilson à Bilson à Belson
à B-Belson à D-Delson
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à W-Wilson, à W-B-Delson
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- à Ben-selonay.
- Opalye!
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So, how's it feel, Delaney?
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You did so much blow,
you're in the NOSHO.
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Hey, is that coke on your nose?
I'm callin' the cops.
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Hey, Delaney, let's get
an eight-ball put some porn on.
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Hey, better check your balance.
I heard you left your card
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in the ATM, ya fuckin' loser.
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- Knock it off, Shoresy.
- Schnurr!
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- No one's buggin' ya over here.
- Schnurr!
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Don't bug us, we won't bug you.
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Shut the fuck up, Schnurr,
you old fuck.
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Hey, ya up late doin'
some of that Chuck Sheen?
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A little up town?
A little nose cardio?
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Hey, what does that
remind ya of, Delaney?
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Hey, what does that
remind ya of?
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Boy, it's sure great
to be able to breathe
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outta my nose right now,
Delaney, I gotta tell ya.
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I've played through
worse, Shoresy.
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- Shut up.
- And against better.
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You feel like shit.
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Playing guilty's
a performance enhancer.
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- You're still high.
- You watch.
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I think you're still high.
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Shut the fuck up, Shoresy.
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- Fer what?
- Shut your fuckin' mouth.
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- Hey, take it easy, big boy.
- You don't go near him.
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The cops are comin'.
Let's get outta here.
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- Come on, let's go!
- Fuck you!
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- Hurry!
- Nah, get the fuck outta here.
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Hey, you want this?
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{\an8}Wilson à Phil?
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{\an8}Ooh...
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{\an8}Et Remy Nadeau!
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Shut up ya fuckin' goon!
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- I'll get ya.
- Yeah, let's fuckin' see it.
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I'll spear ya in the teeth
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before you get your gloves off.
Yeah? Let's fuckin' see it!
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- I'll fuckin' get ya!
- Hey, you like your teeth?
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Everyone outta here!
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You wanna look
like that? Hey!
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- Let's see it.
- I'll fuckin' get ya, bud.
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Yeah, good luck with the Jims,
ya big dumb fuck!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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Yeah, good luck with
the Jims, ya fuckin' goon.
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I'll go through
the whole fuckin' team
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- to get to ya, Shoresy.
- Let's see it!
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- What're ya gonna do?
- I'll go through 'em
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- fuckin' twice to get ya!
- You're not gonna do
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fuckin' anything! Yeah,
let's fuckin' see it!
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I'll go through everybody!
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Did ya get that, Cor?
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Roger.
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Fuckin'.
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Hey, how'd your date
go last night, Liam?
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- It was good.
- Yeah? What'd ya do?
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We went to the theatre
at the Rainbow Centre.
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No, I mean what'd you do?
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Sorry.
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Yeah.
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Frenched for a bit,
but nothin' else.
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Must've had your walkie clipped
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to your shoulder then?
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- Woo!
- Hey,
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Jims!
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Whudda y'at?
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{\an8}You know what's good
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in a chicken salad?
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I expected ya to be a bit
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more involved out there, Jim.
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- Yeah.
- Jim.
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- Sorry.
- Jim.
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We'll get there, Shoresy.
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Don't worry 'bout it, bud.
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- Wasabi aioli.
- All right, boys,
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if there's one thing
better than winning,
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it's beating the Yanks.
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And those guys across the rink,
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if there's one thing
worse than losing,
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- it's losing to Canada.
- B'ys, there's nutting
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for them so bad as dat.
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We're gettin' pretty close
to something real shiny
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at the finish line here, boys.
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And the Yanks wanna make sure
we don't get it.
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So, when that puck drops,
you'd better be goin',
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'cause you bet
the Soo Hunt will be.
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Well, might take Delaney
a minute to get goin'.
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- We gotta set the tone, boys!
- Unless he's over there
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- hittin' rips before the anthem!
- I've got a pretty good idea
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on who's settin'
the tone tonight.
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Who's gonna set the tone,
Sanger?
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- Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
- Jim, you ready?
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- Yeah.
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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- Yaa-hoo!
- Jim, you ready?
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- Yes.
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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- Yaa-hoo!
- Jim, you ready?
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Feelin' pretty good, Sanger.
Feelin' ready to go.
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- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
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{\an8}Dolo, ready to mix it up?
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- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
- Yaa-hoo!
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Hitch, how ya feelin' about
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- two points tonight?
- Yes, sir!
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Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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Yaa-hoo!
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Who's gonna set the tone, boys?
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Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
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Here we go!
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What the fuck, Jim?
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Who's fuckin' going?
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Who's goin, boys? Who's goin'?
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Fuck's sake!
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- Let's go, Jim!
- Set the tone, Jimmy.
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Set the tone.
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Go!
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Fuck's sake!
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Fuck's sake!
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Yeah! Come on!
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36 is gone, Sanguinet.
Third man in.
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Shoresy's line.
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Well, boys, better
fuckin' run 'em up.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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I'll get that fuckin'
cunt in the second.
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That'd be great!
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Well, are we just gonna be
down a goal all night, boys?
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Let's get ahead! Shoot the puck!
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Fuck's sake! Wake the fuck up!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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How do you like it, Shoresy,
How do you like it?
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Shut up ya fuckin' drunk!
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Haha!
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Could use a momentum
swing here, Sanger!
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Jims' line.
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Run 'em up
and fill 'em in, boys.
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Let's fuckin' go!
Holy fuck, Goody, Dolo,
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if I spray the puck
with Melodie's perfume,
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you think you'd go
after it a little harder?
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Fuck, Fish, are you ever
gonna score again?
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I'm startin' to think you'll
never score again? Ever?
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Here we go! Here we go.
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Come on, Jimmy!
Jim, come on! Come on, Jimmy.
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- Come on, baby!
- Come on, Jimmy!
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- Get him!
- Here we go!
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- Let's go Jim.
- Come on, Jimmy!
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For fuck's sake.
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Fuck's sake.
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- There ya go, yeah!
- Let's go!
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Yeah! Fuck's sake. Fuck!
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Shoresy.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, just sometimes
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when I get real frustrated,
I cry a little bit.
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But I'm fuckin' trying not to.
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- Maybe just cry, my guy.
- No, no,
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let's do somethin'
fuckin' productive.
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- Behind the eight-ball here.
- Yeah, well,
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that's what happens when
you don't set the tone.
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- Jims tried to set the tone.
- They never set it.
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- Never got set.
- Well, ya gotta set
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the fucking tone!
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Dolo sucks tonight.
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Well, don't let Goody
off the hook.
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I don't expect them
to show up in the third either.
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Well, they already played
a fuckin' period between
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- the sheets.
- They look like shit.
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- They stink!
- Frankie's head
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- is somewhere else.
- Yeah, probably
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in a box of Zebra Cakes.
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What do you wanna do?
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You tell me.
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Let's go through
the supporting cast.
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- That's all we can do.
- Fish.
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Fish may never score
again, Sanguinet!
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Exactly. No use for scorers
who don't score.
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Holy fuck, Jims!
What happened?
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I thought I'd take a few
to get inside
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00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,431
and maybe he'd break
his hand on my head.
244
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,832
Lucky you didn't
245
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,034
- get knocked out.
- How many times
246
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,702
- have you been knocked out?
- Four or five.
247
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,239
- That's a lot of concussions.
- Never had a concussion.
248
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,141
Well, Fish,
ya ready to be the hero?
249
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,308
What?
250
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,977
- You just said...
- I know what I said.
251
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,512
You're gonna score us
a fuckin' goal.
252
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,548
- What if I don't?
- You're cut.
253
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,017
I'm cut?
254
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,019
You used to score us
a goal a game.
255
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,388
- How many did you get last game?
- Zero.
256
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,892
- And the game before that?
- Zero.
257
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,794
- And the game before that?
- Zero!
258
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,729
No use for scorers
who don't score.
259
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,741
Score us a goal, Fish.
260
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,608
My man.
261
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,576
Well, Fish, you scored
the game-winning goal,
262
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,345
but your mom's real ugly.
How's it feel?
263
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,948
Pretty big smile for
a guy who almost got cut.
264
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,350
- That was fucked up.
- Well, didn't see you
265
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,152
complainin' when your teammates
were mobbin' ya.
266
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,553
- I'm serious.
- Didn't see you complainin'
267
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,088
when the fans
were cheerin' your name.
268
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,523
- That wasn't cool.
- Won't see you complainin'
269
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,825
when you're gettin' your dink
sucked later tonight.
270
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:14,993
Or maybe I will.
271
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,896
What, you want me
to come watch or?
272
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,799
Don't fuck with me
like that again.
273
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,133
Nice game, coach.
274
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,722
I think it's pretty
fuckin' obvious.
275
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,431
- Shoresy.
- Call your fuckin' parents.
276
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,333
Cunt hair away from
fucking up that record, slut.
277
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,802
Well, they don't ask how,
they ask how many.
278
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,604
Could do without
the suspense next time.
279
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,806
- Ask and you shall receive.
- Kee-he-he!
280
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,441
- You've got press.
- Yew!
281
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,276
- Not with her.
- I was gonna say,
282
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,444
let me grab a shower first.
283
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,079
Got a fuckin' ecosystem
down here.
284
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,414
- Ew!
- This guy knows
285
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,149
- what I'm talkin' about.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
286
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,018
It's a different
press opportunity.
287
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,554
Well, is she hot?
288
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,661
Is he dying?
289
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,464
- What?
- Is he going to die?
290
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,266
- No.
- What's wrong with you?
291
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,235
Well, usually when
they bring somebody in
292
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,203
for something like this,
like a kid, it's 'cause
293
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,305
- it's like...
- What?
294
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,840
- His last wish.
- No!
295
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,642
What do you think,
you're the fuckin' Rock?
296
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,043
So, he's not dying or anything?
297
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,645
- No!
- You're in the fucking NOSHO,
298
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,313
- you're a nobody.
- Then why do you got me
299
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,848
doing an interview
with a fucking infant?
300
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:44,849
'Cause we...
301
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,417
- He's not an infant.
- 'Cause we are
302
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,952
an organization by the community
for the community
303
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,455
and doing interviews
for his popular YouTube show
304
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,956
will help us reach
more of our community.
305
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,726
So, first you got us
with our dinks out in calendars,
306
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,428
and now you want us
on a kids' show?
307
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,631
It is a bit weird
when he puts it that way.
308
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,499
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fer what?!
309
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,067
We want more kids out to games.
310
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,702
- Why?
- Because kids in sports
311
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,738
- stay off the streets.
- Drugs kill dreams.
312
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,172
You're an idiot.
313
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,975
- His name is Jory.
- What?
314
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,978
- Jor-y.
- Jory?
315
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:17,849
Yeah, like Cory but Jory.
316
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,020
My God. So dumb.
317
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,857
Ready? Okay.
318
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,293
Welcome to the Sudbury Kids
Sports Report.
319
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,627
I'm your host,
Jory Jordan and I'm here
320
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,864
with the captain of your
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
321
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,665
What's up, buddy?
322
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,401
- What's goin' on?
- Another win for the Bulldogs.
323
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,769
- You bet.
- That's a good lesson
324
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,939
for the kids at home,
you don't have to be pretty.
325
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,941
Let's open it up
to some fan questions.
326
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,209
This one comes from local
realtor Brandon Town.
327
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,145
"Great job on the calendar."
328
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,513
Thanks buddy, appreciate that.
329
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,915
You understand that's
out there forever now?
330
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,350
Think you'll have kids one day?
331
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,018
Maybe you can't.
332
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,453
If a kid came to school
and said,
333
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,422
"Hey, look at this calendar,
it's your dad."
334
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,191
Can't get much worse than that.
335
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,394
Only if you got a name
like Jory Jordan.
336
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,495
Let's go to another
fan question.
337
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,863
There aren't any.
338
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,767
You're not that great
at interviews. Kinda simple?
339
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,235
They weeded out all
the simple kids from gen pop
340
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,138
in grade 3 at my school.
What was it for you?
341
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,939
Just a couple more
questions, Jory.
342
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,075
Would you say getting held
back in grade 2 was worse
343
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,543
than getting held back
in grade 1?
344
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,445
- Alright, last one, Jory.
- Two-part question.
345
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,413
What was it like seeing
all your friends move up a grade
346
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,415
without you, and do you use
that as motivation today?
347
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,351
Thanks, Nat. That was fun.
348
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,618
Looks like that'll be all
for tonight
349
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,053
on the Sudbury Kids
Sports Report.
350
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,421
Get big and strong, kid.
351
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,423
You're gonna need it
if you wanna act like that.
352
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,559
Don't take it out on me
that you can't have kids.
353
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,027
- For fuck sakes, Shoresy.
- Fer what?!
354
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,296
- What the hell was that?
- He's not even dying.
355
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,564
I meant the game.
356
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,632
What the one we're
on a 22-game heater after?
357
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,334
- We sucked.
- We stink.
358
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,836
- Frankie was somewhere else.
- He hasn't heard
359
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,105
- from his girlfriends, my guy.
- Girlfriends?
360
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,307
Goody and Dolo have had
their heads in mitt all day.
361
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,375
Michaels is still acting weird.
362
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,110
Goalies are always weird.
363
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,411
And what is with the Jims?
364
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,746
Well, they didn't set the tone.
365
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,714
Have you ever heard
of Reach For The Top?
366
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,049
Sanguinet, did you threaten
367
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,417
to cut Fish if he didn't score?
368
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,819
- Who ratted?
- It wasn't a threat.
369
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,388
Sanguinet...
370
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,256
- Is that true?
- You surprised?
371
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,457
Well, didn't see him complainin'
372
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,792
when his teammates
were mobbin' him.
373
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,494
- That's over the top.
- Didn't see him complainin'
374
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,695
when the fans
were cheerin' his name.
375
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,230
- Don't do that again.
- Won't see him
376
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,699
complainin' when he's gettin'
his dink sucked later tonight.
377
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,602
Or maybe I will. Fuck it,
I'll watch if he wants me to.
378
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,437
You have multiple fires
to put out, Shoresy.
379
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,339
Which one are you gonna
start with first?
380
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,440
- Yeah, so...
- Never mind,
381
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,575
I don't care. But start now.
382
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,944
- My God!
- Go!
383
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,747
So dumb.
384
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,383
- Sanguinet?
- Man's a killer now.
385
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,452
I used to not like it
when he was like that.
386
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,788
- Like what?
- Shoresy.
387
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,756
You don't want him
anything like Shoresy.
388
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,093
I gotta say,
he's settling into it, though.
389
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,730
- Loves to win.
- Hates to lose.
390
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,831
Bulldog hockey, baby.
391
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,169
Hi.
392
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,640
Couldn't find the arena guy.
Do you mind if I step in?
393
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,041
Unfortunately, you got
a problem with all three
394
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,709
shower heads in the visitors'
locker room.
395
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,511
They're almost completely
blocked and they're leakin'
396
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,712
where the heads meet the hose.
397
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,947
What are you, a fuckin' plumber?
398
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,348
Yeah. Always wanted
to learn a trade.
399
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,817
Better late than never.
400
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,819
I got caught workin' late today.
Ended up takin' my truck
401
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,688
to the game. Luckily,
I had some Teflon tape in there
402
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,957
and I fixed the seals
where the heads meet the hose.
403
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,828
But as for the heads themselves,
do you have any CLR?
404
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,063
'K, great. Have your arena guy
run 'em through that
405
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,366
for a couple minutes.
They'll be as good as new.
406
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,702
And that's not to imply you
couldn't do this all yourself,
407
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,537
I just figured you'd be
pretty busy
408
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,106
running the best team
in the league and all.
409
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,440
Soon to be the best team ever.
410
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,977
Right. Goodnight.
411
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,881
What a fuckin' nerd.
412
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,549
That guy played
a thousand games in the show.
413
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,884
Now he's in the NOSHO.
414
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,586
That guy played with
first-ballot Hall of Famers.
415
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,288
- Now he's a plumber.
- Everybody needs a plumber.
416
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,424
What a fuckin' nerd.
417
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,825
Nat.
418
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,627
Dude, your knees are shaking.
419
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,295
Holy shit woman,
you're fired up.
420
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,432
I don't think
I've ever seen this.
421
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,268
You don't date sluts, remember?
422
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,904
Yeah, you just take them down.
423
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,041
So...
424
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,344
I'm gonna fuck that slut.
425
00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:10,871
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