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Turn it down!
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Do you hear me?
Turn it down! - What?
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Turn that shit down,
you deaf motherfucker!
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Who do you call a motherfucker?!
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Not you, Pa, that dumb ass.
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In ten years you'll be
deafer than grandpa.
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Take that damn thing
off your ears! - What?
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Never mind, Pa, I'm just
cursing the damn road.
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Good day, good people!
- Good day. Anything to declare?
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Nope. I'm taking a bull to a fight.
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Have you got papers for it?
- Papers for the bull?
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He'd had a passport
before that boy did.
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Here.
- Thank you.
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This certificate is invalid.
- What do you mean?
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It says there he's healthy.
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He was, three weeks ago.
Is he healthy now?
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Come on! It's not like he's caught
AIDS in the past 20 days.
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It can't...
- He's healthy as a horse, buddy.
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The bull can't cross the border;
the certificate is invalid.
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I'm only taking him to a fight
and back as soon as he's done.
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You can go, but the bull can't
enter the Republic of Croatia.
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If I had a truckload of cigarettes,
that wouldn't be a problem!
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Hold this!
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You've heard me. - To hell with
borders and whoever invented them!
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All smugglers of Herzegovina
can all parade around here,
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but you won't let my bull over!
We're turning back.
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What's going on?
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Everybody out.
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Stipe, let Garonja out.
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Stipe, I told you
to let Garonja out.
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Not you, Pa. Stipe Jr.
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Not you Stipe, but you Stipe.
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Let him out.
Move back, you'll get hurt!
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Easy, hold on.
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Go on, go now, dearest.
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What'll you do with him?
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Shoo! Garonja, go!
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Go on, Garonja.
Go to Croatia!
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Graze your way over the border.
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See if they'll ask you
for your passport then.
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And they wanted to fuck with me!
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Shoo, Garonja, go!
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Go love, go!
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SONJA AND THE BULL
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This is a campaign for a
bill against animal fighting.
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It is organized by the
Animal Rights Association.
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We'll continue our report
for the Total magazine
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after a broadcast from the
most popular bull fight in Zagora.
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We will talk with Sonja Sterle,
animal rights activist. Bulls first!
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The two of us
are like twin brothers.
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If I don't feel well,
he senses it right away.
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He's miserable then.
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He loves me better than my wife.
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To tell you the truth,
I love him better than my wife.
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Thirty-seven fightsand none lost. Ever!
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Pa is on TV!
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Pa! Pa!
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Garonja, light of my life,
Pa's gonna feed you. Here!
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Pa! You and Garonja
are on TV! Come!
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Let's go see.
Folks! Garonja is on TV!
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Sonja, we've just seen
the man who claims
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that he loves his
bull better than his wife.
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Makes me wonder how he treats
his wife. You should've filmed that.
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You may call all that tradition, butyou can't harass innocent animals.
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And bulls in factdon't want to fight,
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What they do is theyenrage the bull to fight.
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The bull doesn'treally want to fight.
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He'll only fight in self-defense...
- Look at her all dressed up.
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These people abuse bullsfor their own entertainment.
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They don't understandhow noble these animals are.
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Who doesn't understand?
Me? Maybe you'll teach me.
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Please sign the petition topass the bill to ban bullfighting...
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Fuck you and your
animal rights petition!
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No man cares for an animal
better than I do for my Garonja!
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He eats better than I do.
Even gets a cake on Sunday.
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Let her come over here.
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If she dares come anywhere
near Garonja, I'll chop my balls off!
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If you'll chop your balls off,
I'll bring her over right now.
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Just bring her over
and I'll chop them off.
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But if the bitch gets cold feet,
she'd better issue a denial.
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Pa, don't chop your balls off,
mom's gonna kill you.
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Get lost, you little prick!
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She hasn't played with them
balls for ages anyway!
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Call up Ante, have
him bring her over.
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He's wasting his time in Zagreb anyway.
- Get him to bring her!
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Let's see if there was any
use of his studies in Vienna.
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Let's shake on that.
- Grandpa, seal it.
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My lovely ladies, you can be
safe in these insecure times,
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if you insure yourselves...
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Ante, what is this
you've given me to sign?
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The policy covers my wallpapers?
But I have no wallpapers!
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That's just our standard form...
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Whatever. I won't take the policy
for wallpapers I don't have...
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I've brought you here to
show you these lovely gifts
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you'll get if you buy the insurance
for yourselves or your property.
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If you sign for three months,
you'll get this beautiful pen...
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Have you offered these
insurances to my husband?
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To buy a life insurance
for me? I'm afraid for my life...
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Why did you choose that guy?
- Her father chose for her!
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If you sign for six months, you'll
get this lovely leather organizer.
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What will I write in it?
When I've milked my cow?
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Or when your hen's laid an egg?
- Girls, let Ante talk.
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Ante, go on.
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This client wants to insure himself,
his house, his wife and children.
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I'll deal with him later.
- I hope my husband won't insure me!
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If she scratches
Garonja's balls with a stick,
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I'm having my son marry her!
- Pa, cut the crap.
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If you sign up for a year,
you'll get this natural anti-age cream
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for wrinkles. - Against wrinkles.
- Yes, that's the one.
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Go offer it to old hags, not us!
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Here, try it.
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Ante? - Pa, what the hell
is so important now?
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You're interrupting my
presentation. Wait till I'm done!
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You'll ruin my business!
What will I live on?
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Spare me your philosophy.
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I'll kick you so hard you'll think
it's Garonja's horn up your ass.
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Stop fucking around!
Get your ass in the car.
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Go get her! - What are you
talking about? Go where? Get whom?
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Stipe's bet his balls
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that the girl won't come
closer than 10 meters to the bull.
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Which girl?
- Three meters! Let's make it three.
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Come on, you said ten!
- But it's my balls!
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Fuck them! You've made two sons,
you don't need them anymore!
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You said ten meters!
Don't twist the facts! - Who? Me?
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You think I'm afraid?
Make it ten meters!
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Three is fine. Every pussy
can come at ten meters.
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I'm taking the bets,
one thousand is the minimum.
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Pa, what do you want from me?
- I want you to go get that girl now.
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Bring her here to show us
what a piece of cake she is.
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She lashed out at us on TV,
apparently advocating animal rights.
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You don't say! And I have
nothing better to do...
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Hasn't it occurred to you that
she might not want to come here?
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Should I then stuff her into the trunk?
- Yes, if there's no other way.
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Girls, where are you going?
Please, go back inside!
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You haven't tried the best,
the magical cream for wrinkles!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Why? - Embarrassing me
in front of these people.
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Isn't it enough that your brother
is making those duds in Vienna?
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Fashion designer! God, I've
two sons and they're both fags.
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Who's a fag?
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Move your asses, women.
Let me pass.
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These bags will be the death of me.
- I'm not worried about you,
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you've insured yourself all over
with Ante, right? - God forbid!
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Give me the keys, woman!
- Here.
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Have you seen
the look she gave me?
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Evil eyes like her mother.
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Wouldn't want her
look at my bull like that.
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Where the hell are you
going? Go get the girl!
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How am I to know who to get?
What's her name?
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Sanja. - Sandra. - Sonja. - Sofija...
- Should I bring them all?
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What's her name? - Sonja Sterle.
She was in Total Magazine.
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That's my clever boy!
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All right. Give me the keys.
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Here.
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And the belt!
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I'm not giving my belt to anyone.
- I'm not going then.
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Give the boy the belt!
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If you as much as scratch it...
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And you'll insure
your bull with me.
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Now you wanna make money
off your old man, too.
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You want your bull to be nicely insured.
- OK, I'll sign!
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Yes? - Good afternoon.
Is that Miss or Mrs. Sonja Sterle?
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Good afternoon to you.
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I'm calling about your
statement on bull fights.
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My father organizes them,
and he and the bull owners are...
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...monsters!
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All right then.
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Hello?
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Mate, hi!
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It's Ante.
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What do you mean, which Ante?
Ante, the son of Ante...
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Yes. Listen,
I need a little favor...
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I need you to find out
a girl's address...
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Yeah, right...
I wanna surprise her...
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Hi, Sonja!
- Hi.
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I'll sign this thing for you.
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But with all the blow dried poodles
and dressed-up neurotic cats...
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An occasional fight sure ain't the
worst that can happen to an animal.
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Just sign the petition, OK?
- Sure.
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Oh my, is that Sonja over there?
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Hi girls!
- Hi!
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We've come to sign,
to join the campaign.
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Where should I sign?
Hold her...
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Bijou, my sweetie, hold her.
Not me, Davor!
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You haven't collected
many signatures, have you?
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You will, don't worry.
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Davor, I definitely need
to have this ring resized.
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Here. Is that it?
- We also need your ID number.
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Why do I have to carry
these stupid numbers around...
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By the way, I've told Davor
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that he should give more space
to animal rights in his shows.
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But you know how it is.
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Here's my ID number.
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There, girls.
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Engagement ring,
and its slipping off.
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I'll leave you my card.
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Call if there's anything you need,
I'm always for animal rights.
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Deal?
- Bye!
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I'll call you, OK?
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Can you take over the stand?
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What was it?
- Nothing.
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Hey, kitty...
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Hello.
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Hello. I'm here to see
Miss or Mrs. Sterle.
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Neither is here.
- I see...
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But I have some
materials on bull fights so I...
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Oh, you came to see Sonja!
Please, come in.
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Thank you.
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Have a seat.
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Do you know when she'll be here?
- Nobody can tell.
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She pops by once
a week at the most.
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How about a drink?
- I'm fine, thank you.
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Just a drop...
- No thanks, I'm driving.
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A drop won't kill you.
- No, thank you.
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I'll have one all the same,
but please don't tell Sonja.
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I won't. Do you happen
to have her address?
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I'm not sure. Wait!
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I have a receipt here for her
electric bill that I paid last month.
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She lives at Kristijan's place.
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He's a painter.
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Is he her boyfriend?
- No.
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I don't understand
these modern girls.
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No steady relationships,
no steady jobs. - Right.
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But I've got some materials
and would like to shove them...
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I mean, put them,
into her letter box.
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Look. She doesn't like it when
I show this picture to people.
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But I just love it.
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Look at her devouring the salami!
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Who could tell
that this little girl
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would be counting
all the corpses I've eaten...
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Is she a vegetarian?
- Sure. She's made me a whole list.
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76 lambs, 20 pigs...
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Ehrlichova Street!
- What?
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The address.
5 Ehrlichova Street.
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Yes?
- Good afternoon, Miss Sterle...
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00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,549
I've called you today about
the bulls. It'll take only 5 minutes.
237
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,075
I don't have five minutes.
238
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,191
Hello?
239
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,240
What is it now?
- We got cut off...
240
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:01,837
I could explain to you
how it really is with the bulls.
241
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,470
Buddy, I know damn
well how it is with the bulls.
242
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,154
You love them a lot
and take great care of them.
243
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,149
Why do you drug them then, sharpen
their horns and make them fight?
244
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,592
You say they are like children to
you but you eat them in hamburgers!
245
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,757
What?! - I can't talk like this,
over the intercom.
246
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,919
Really? Your yelling from one hillto another is better than intercom?
247
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,395
From one hill to another?
248
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,950
Fuck off from my intercom,
you redneck! - Fuck off?!
249
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,596
Yes, you redneck!
- Redneck?
250
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,429
Who are you calling a redneck?
251
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,875
I'll show you a redneck.
252
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,399
City baby, you are father's pride
253
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,633
Can't tell bullfightfrom a horseback ride
254
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,512
Here I am to takeyou home with me
255
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,759
That's a promisethat I got to keep
256
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,598
Sterle Sonjaprotecting the beast
257
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,958
On my bull, babe,set your eyes to feast
258
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,790
Sonja, darling?
259
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,958
Sonja darling,you are a mouthful
260
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,716
Come and seemy raven raging bull
261
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,838
Shut up, kid, you're no
good! Listen here now...
262
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,793
Sonja darling,you are a mouthful
263
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,073
Come and seemy raven raging bull
264
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,795
Neighbor, when you sing,
it's a totally different story.
265
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,235
Better. Much better.
266
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,631
Excellent! Shall we do it together?
- OK!
267
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,514
Sonja darlingyou are a mouthful
268
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,759
Come and seemy raven raging bull
269
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,310
Hey! All right, come up.
270
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:21,156
Good afternoon, I'm Ante.
- Four minutes and fifty six seconds.
271
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,717
All right. Today, on TV,
you talked about bull fights.
272
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,191
My father organizes them and
he sent me to bring you down there
273
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,238
so you can see for yourself
how those bulls really live.
274
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,876
And can you please hurry because
I have a presentation at six.
275
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,953
You must be crazy!
- Because I have a presentation at six?
276
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,112
Who gave you my address?
- Your Pa.
277
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,999
Pa! Great!
278
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,597
Hi "Pa"!
Are you out of your mind?!
279
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,673
You gave my address
to a total stranger!
280
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,150
The one with the bulls.
281
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,551
Nice, you say?
282
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,237
Dad! The bigger jerk a guy is,
the nicer you find him.
283
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,117
If something happens
to me, it'll be your fault.
284
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,039
What do you think
will happen to you?
285
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,393
Hello, sir! Don't worry, everything's
just fine with your daughter.
286
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,916
My daughter is not even a thought
in the universe. Who are you, sir?
287
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,674
I'm Ante, Sonja's new friend.
288
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,270
I'm taking her for a trip
to a nice place called Kelami.
289
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,158
Hello?
- Kelami, is that in France?
290
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,868
And who's the guy,
you never mentioned him?
291
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,118
What's the name of the
neighboring village? - Pand�e.
292
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,880
Pand�e, does that
sound French to you?
293
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,073
What did you want?
- I thought you were around.
294
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,790
I'm trying on two pairs of shoes
and can't decide which one to take.
295
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,589
One of them is... - Franka,
buy them both, you have only 50 pairs.
296
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,515
Many thanks, really!
Do you have these in 37?
297
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,910
Five minutes are up.
298
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,068
Have you ever seen a bull fight?
299
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,869
How you seen how the owners
take care of them and feed them?
300
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,078
Have you ever seen
a bull except on TV?
301
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,629
Have you at least seen a cow?
302
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,795
No, no and no.
303
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,758
And yes.
- See?
304
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,112
And a hen,
have you seen a hen?
305
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,794
You know,
the thing that lays eggs?
306
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,838
OK, some animals you've seen,
some you haven't.
307
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,719
But you just had to talk
about those you haven't seen.
308
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,952
You'd better leave the bulls
alone, darling, and talk about hens.
309
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,156
First of all, I'm not your darling!
310
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,193
Second, get your ass out of here,
I'm not in a good mood.
311
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,112
Come now. Don't be mad.
312
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,079
Here, I'll drive you there and back.
- No way!
313
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,073
You'll be back tonight. At ten,
eleven o'clock at the latest.
314
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,835
You really are some piece of work!
- You want me to sing some more?
315
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,514
I can rattle on about both
animals and people till dawn.
316
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,274
Sure you can. And I can
call the police. Get lost!
317
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,354
Call them! But half of them
will sing with me when they come.
318
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,912
Sterle Sonja, Sonja Sterle
319
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,429
A men has bet his own two balls,
320
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,951
that three meters is the
nearest you'll come to the bull.
321
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,919
Come on, are you
an animal lover or not?
322
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,912
This is what we'll do.
323
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,754
If you get near the bull
at less than three meters,
324
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,037
the man will chop his balls off.
And you'll be delighted to see it.
325
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,748
If you don't, you'll
have to issue a denial.
326
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,798
Come with me to see
who the bull loves more:
327
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:39,318
us who are abusing it, or you
who are so concerned about him.
328
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,789
What is it? Are you chickenshit?
329
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,597
It's easy to handle
bulls from your little room.
330
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,434
Why don't you look him
in the eye if you dare?
331
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,635
I'll be down in five minutes.
332
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,230
What is it, neighbor?
Need something?
333
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,876
You've got yourself a nice singer.
334
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,315
What's up, neighbor?
335
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,195
What is it?
You can't decide?
336
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,955
As far as I'm concerned
you can play them all at once. - OK.
337
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,396
Just don't complain
that you had no choice.
338
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,915
It's been a unique fight.
339
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,833
Mrkan has really shown
some spirit. Good for him.
340
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,548
And now, dear
spectators, dear friends,
341
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,037
enjoy the music until the finals.
342
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,348
Pa, Mrkan has won!
343
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,356
Mato Mlikota's Mrkan
ate the other bull for breakfast!
344
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,433
Easy, Pa, you'll
get a heart attack!
345
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,717
To hell with haste!
- He's fierce, that's for sure.
346
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,673
Ripped the other one's belly
with a horn...
347
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,270
But our Garonja will
show him, won't he, Pa?
348
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:23,553
Sure he'll show him, my boy!
You bet he will!
349
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,078
Pull over please.
I need to go to the toilet.
350
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,118
No wonder
with all the biscuits you've eaten.
351
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,909
I've only smelled them, but the
way they stink... - I need to pee.
352
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,715
Good afternoon! Toilet?
353
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,598
Thanks.
354
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,519
That was fast.
- Sure, 'cause I didn't do it.
355
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,036
What? - Squat. - What?
- I can't do it on a squat toilet.
356
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,510
So you sit down every time?
357
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,031
No I don't, I just squat.
- Isn't that the same then?
358
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,511
Just stop worrying about my
peeing style and let's move!
359
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,833
All right.
360
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,635
Perhaps we should grab a bite.
- That's just great!
361
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,308
Hurry up!
- Shut your face!
362
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,037
Hey, boss. Here you are.
363
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,438
How are you?
- Poor as ever.
364
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,592
Listen, I have this new policy...
365
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,116
Don't! You've already
sold me insurance policies
366
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,193
for everything dead and alive.
My Pa and my Grandma
367
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,074
and the burial spot.
All except my toilet bowl.
368
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,953
Right, keep teasing.
You think you don't need it,
369
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,192
but with all the crazies in
this world, you never know...
370
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,834
Who's that girl with you?
371
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,640
She's just...
She works with animals.
372
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,718
So young and so enterprising.
What does she breed?
373
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,111
Fish, but she also
writes reviews on restaurants.
374
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,670
Maybe she could try
my homebred trout.
375
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,559
You could serve it to her.
- Twice.
376
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,515
Please stay for lunch,
I've excellent homebred trout.
377
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,513
Not the Canadian
kind, but Croatian.
378
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,872
Is that so? And how
about some codfish sperm
379
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,395
or boiled chicken embryo?
380
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,799
Surely you have
white kidneys then?
381
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,833
Well, not exactly,
but I could get them...
382
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,117
Over there? Good, great.
We'll take it to go then, eh?
383
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,114
Why are you so grumpy all the
time? Come, give me a smile.
384
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,676
At least I can see
that you have all your teeth.
385
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,957
I think it's all from
living in the city.
386
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,272
When we lived in Vienna,
my old man was always angry.
387
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,795
But here he's calm
and peaceful, right?
388
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,838
Organizing bull fights
for no reason. Come on!
389
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,036
It's not your fault.
390
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,590
That damned Garonja...
391
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,638
May he never
smell an udder again.
392
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,235
Hey! Markan!
- Hey!
393
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,679
See, that creature
over there is a bull!
394
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,751
The one on four legs.
395
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,998
Has he lost again?
- That darned Garonja
396
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,239
kicked him out in
semifinals! The devil!
397
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,915
Garonja, that's your bull.
398
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,875
Is that the activist girl?
- Yeah, that's her!
399
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,156
Wave at the guy.
400
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,789
You're a pretty thing, sweetie!
401
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,996
But don't lift your skirts too
high, something might fly under!
402
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,398
Get it out! Stop the car!
403
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,988
Have you lost your mind?
- Throw it out! - What?
404
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,274
Throw the snake out?
What if it gets hurt?
405
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,956
If the poor thing gets a concussion
will you dress its wounds?
406
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,113
Put it gently on the ground then.
- Sure, and have it bite me.
407
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,272
Shall I throw it then
or have it bite me? - Throw it!
408
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,278
What an animal rights activist
you are, throwing a snake...
409
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,273
Snakes fall off the trees all
the time, it won't get hurt.
410
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,273
Why are you running
away? Why hide?
411
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,755
How do you plan to
stand before Garonja
412
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,713
if you're scared shitless
of this little snake?
413
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,758
Hey, it's all right.
It's not poisonous.
414
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,316
Go, Mrkan!
415
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,554
Mate will bring you a nice
little cow to mount tonight.
416
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,599
Go on, sharpen them horns now.
417
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,959
Never had a bull
like this before.
418
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,112
Stipe, scratch the
bull on the balls.
419
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,309
And scratch your Pa, too,
while he still has them!
420
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,195
I could scratch your wife.
421
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:03,959
Come on, come
closer if you're a man.
422
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,913
Hey, brothers!
That's not the way to behave.
423
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,037
Let the horned ones
fight each other.
424
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,271
He insulted me!
- And who started it?
425
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,476
He's tied his bull
there just to provoke me.
426
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,194
Maybe you're afraid of my bull.
- Who's afraid?
427
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,829
We wouldn't be afraid
of a hundred more.
428
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,991
That's right, gramps. You tell him.
429
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,038
If you're not afraid, why didn't
Stipe come see the fight?
430
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,636
I don't give a shit about your bull
or what you mince in your burgers.
431
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,831
I mince what I buy,
and it's all mine.
432
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,914
Let's get in the shade and
see what to do about the finals.
433
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,355
There's nothing to see.
434
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,913
Ante, bring her to Lutvija Meadow,
we'll do it there...
435
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,314
Is that her?
- That's her.
436
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,394
Look how tiny she is,
Garonja will kick her ass.
437
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,393
Good afternoon, Miss.
- Afternoon.
438
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,235
I'm Ante, Ante's father.
439
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,835
Sonja.
- Nice to meet you.
440
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,913
And these men here,
they are my friends.
441
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:45,028
Bull lovers.
Bitterly insulted by you.
442
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,589
And this man has bet his balls
that you won't dare get nearer
443
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,913
than three meters to the bull.
- I certainly have.
444
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,032
So what shall we do now?
445
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,590
I think it would be wisest
for you not to go near that bull,
446
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,195
in case something bad happens.
447
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,319
You'd better spend a day with us
and you'll see you were wrong.
448
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,915
Why should I make
a fool of myself?
449
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,112
I said what I think about bull
fights and that will not change,
450
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,477
even if you bottle-feed them
and lull them to sleep.
451
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,116
Why the hell did you come here then?
- Hold on.
452
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,112
We'll have a bite and a drink.
453
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,237
Would you like some ham?
- No, thanks.
454
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,075
Here, try it. It's mine.
- Wonderful. - It smells nice...
455
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,158
She doesn't eat meat.
She's a vegetarian.
456
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,516
I'll be damned!
457
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,157
You don't eat meat?
458
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,710
I've heard that vegetarian
shit smells far worse than ours.
459
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,518
Should I fart
for you to see if it's true?
460
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,474
The girl is good,
I have to give her that.
461
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,757
Stipe! I'll bet on her!
- Hold on...
462
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:58,511
If you don't come closer
than three meters to the bull,
463
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,956
you'll have to issue a denial.
464
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,796
If you do, then Stipe's
balls get chopped off!
465
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,558
What good is it to me
if Stipe's balls get...
466
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,075
I won't wear them as earrings.
467
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,357
They'd look nice
on you when they're dry.
468
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,236
Cut the crap.
469
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,189
Will that girl stand
in front of the bull or not?
470
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,879
I'm ready.
471
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,913
Will you issue a denial
if you don't go near enough?
472
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,072
No. - Why did you come
all the way from Zagreb then?
473
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,110
To show you that I'm
not afraid of the bull.
474
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,476
We don't give a fuck
if you're afraid or not.
475
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,632
If you don't want to issue
a denial, you can go home.
476
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,797
That's right.
477
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,078
All right.
478
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:54,315
Who's to guarantee that Stipe
will chop off his balls? - I am.
479
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,509
If he doesn't chop them off,
I'll bite them off myself.
480
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,790
Stipe, have you heard that?
481
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,837
All right then.
482
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,878
Let's do it!
483
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,317
Folks, this is not a smart idea.
484
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,752
Garonja will wipe her off,
there will be hell to pay.
485
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,309
Forget it! Let's see it!
486
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,158
Listen, you can still
change your mind.
487
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,118
If he heads towards you,
flee for the woods.
488
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,311
Should he let the bull
loose or you're giving up?
489
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,996
Let the bull loose!
490
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,596
Stipe, let him loose!
491
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,755
He's getting nervous.
She must have an evil eye.
492
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,993
Sonja!
493
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,550
Get him! Careful!
- Tie him!
494
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,508
Easy, Garonja!
495
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,633
Damn it. You're really crazy.
496
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,512
Are you OK?
497
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,749
There go your balls, Stipe.
- Don't you worry about my balls!
498
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,590
She was this close.
- Brave, but not close enough.
499
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,551
Everybody shut up.
500
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,510
I think she was
close to three meters.
501
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,434
It will be as she says.
502
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,548
If she could stand in front of
the bull like that, she will not lie.
503
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,596
Speak, child.
504
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,552
I don't know.
505
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,997
Come on! She was closer
than three meters! - Shut up!
506
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,158
If she says she doesn't
know, she doesn't know.
507
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,237
The child is honest.
508
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,677
This is what we'll do.
509
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,275
Stipe, you've kept your balls,
510
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,512
as you never really meant
to chop them off anyway.
511
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,515
But you will not fool the
child, she's won the bet.
512
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,430
So tell me now. Whatever
you want, you'll get it.
513
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,036
I'll grant your wish.
By the sweet Jesus!
514
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,159
Stop the bull fights. Now.
515
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,999
You're crazy, to stop the fights
just before the grand final?
516
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,192
Stipe, take the bull
back to Herzegovina.
517
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,036
Pa, how can we go back when
we have the victory in our hands?
518
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,031
You bet and you lost.
- In that case, the victory is ours.
519
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,430
They surrendered!
520
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,516
If I were a young man,
I'd take you with me right now.
521
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,350
Take that girl away now.
- I have a presentation at six.
522
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,751
Take her away!
- Give me some brandy!
523
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,392
There, take this with you.
524
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:56,596
Damn. The alcohologists won't wait.
525
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,075
I mean, the archeologists.
526
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,000
My mum nicknamed them
alcohologists
527
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:07,277
'cause they always polish off
all our food and drink.
528
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,273
"The only thing they
excavate, my boy,
529
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,035
are the vinegar flies
from the bottom of our barrel."
530
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,311
Half of the tenderloin,
531
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:32,031
four sausages
and three liters of wine!
532
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,959
Where are they?
- What do you think?
533
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,351
Gone digging. Wish
they'd bury themselves.
534
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,717
If it wasn't for Anka
to help me out with the curtains...
535
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,793
Please stop with the
presentations in my house.
536
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,709
Take your alcohologist to the pub.
And who are you?
537
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,357
This is Sonja.
- Oh, the one who protects animals.
538
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:59,074
She came at three meters.
- And your father?
539
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,712
Here are the keys to Pa's car.
I'll take her back to Zagreb.
540
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,554
Wait, she must grab a bite.
We've delicious prosciutto...
541
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,831
It's great.
The best in the village.
542
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,998
Or some baked meat?
- There's some tenderloin, too!
543
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,191
Or some goat cheese.
544
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,550
Mother, she's a vegetarian.
545
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,519
I've seen such people when
we ran a restaurant in Vienna.
546
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,951
Terribly picky, won't eat anything.
They'll have potatoes and eggplant.
547
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,634
Then they say how
delicious everything was.
548
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,912
Of course it was,
I fried it in lard!
549
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,910
You won't fool Sonja. She was
crazy about salami as a little girl.
550
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,034
I don't have any of that.
- See you, mother... - Bye!
551
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,033
You'd better go
back to eating meat!
552
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,112
Pull over!
553
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,599
Look at that! Ante!
554
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,951
Why the hell have you
brought her here? - Hold on...
555
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,953
I've almost lost my balls because
of her and then you bring her here
556
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,317
to see what I'm doing, did you?
Look at her, she is recording!
557
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,189
You want all to see me smuggling
the bull across the border?
558
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,197
I know why you're doing this.
559
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,756
Just because I didn't buy the
insurance for the bull from you?
560
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,389
Look at her!
She's really filming!
561
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,756
Turn that thing off!
562
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,078
Turn it off, please.
563
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,270
It's a beautiful bull you have.
564
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,471
Is she fucking with me?
565
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,029
Are you fucking with me?
566
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,669
Hold on, listen...
This is what we'll do.
567
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,952
I'll give you forty percent
discount on the insurance...
568
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,031
That's not enough.
- What?
569
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,232
I want sixty percent.
- Sixty? Are you insane?
570
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,312
Fifty. And that's my final offer!
571
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,917
Agreed!
572
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,192
No way!
573
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,238
I'll prepare the papers
and you'll sign next time I come.
574
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,352
Stipe!
575
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,033
Stipe, get Garonja in the truck.
576
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,430
Does he remember people?
577
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,233
Who, Stipe?
578
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,308
Garonja. If I returned,
would he remember me?
579
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,596
Who would ever forget you?
580
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,638
He's smitten with you.
I've seen it in his eyes.
581
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,555
Have you got any other bull,
for me to stand in front of?
582
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,438
Here we are.
583
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,278
Would you like some coffee?
- I don't drink coffee.
584
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,639
Have a safe trip.
- Could I use your bathroom?
585
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,189
That is, if I don't have to squat.
586
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,433
I have some good brandy.
- I don't drink.
587
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,716
You don't? Do you smoke?
588
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,510
You don't drink, you don't smoke.
- But I eat meat.
589
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,350
Cheaper electricity rate.
590
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,837
Hey, Ninja!
591
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,238
How do they get along? - Who?
- The fish and the cat.
592
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,472
Just great, they ignore
each other. Have a seat!
593
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,319
What're you having?
- Juice, as long it's not green.
594
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,915
Red then?
- OK.
595
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,839
Is this your apartment?
- Kiki's.
596
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,759
You live with that guy?
- No, Kris is a friend.
597
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:49,154
Right. Your dad told me.
598
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,274
Kiki painted all these.
599
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,390
What's on this one?
600
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,357
That would be
Kristijan's self-portrait.
601
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,508
Nice looking fellow.
602
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,596
That's Kiki
painting himself painting.
603
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,595
That thing in the middle
is his kundalini.
604
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,916
Kunda... what?
605
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,599
Kundalini, see how he frees
a kundalini snake in the middle.
606
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,960
And when it's free,
607
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,557
he can go on for real long.
608
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,389
At least that's what he says.
609
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,392
Do his paintings sell?
- They do.
610
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:00,350
But Kiki mixes paint with his sperm.
- Come on!
611
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,436
I can't believe it!
612
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,558
You've actually got a bull
on that belt.
613
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,950
Can I have it?
614
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,712
You can't, it's my Pa's.
He'd kill me.
615
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,677
Come on, I stood
before the bull today.
616
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,833
You got me scared today.
617
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,511
For my sake?
- Nope, for the bull's.
618
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,158
You got scared for my sake.
619
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,111
I should go.
620
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,073
Is there any room
without these paintings?
621
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,397
The bathroom.
622
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,428
Hold on, you've got to put...
623
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,270
I know where to put it...
624
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,398
Not that. Hold on!
625
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,990
I haven't got it on me.
626
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,913
I didn't expect
it will come to this.
627
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,756
Come on, I'll be careful.
- No! It's out of the question.
628
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,750
What am I to do?
Is there a place I can buy it?
629
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,675
At the terminal.
630
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,438
Should I go get it?
- Go.
631
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,678
Let me untie you.
- Leave it. Just hurry up.
632
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,513
Screw them nuts...
- Just go!
633
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,556
We're closing! - I just...
- We're closing!
634
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,598
I'll just take this and I'm off...
- Sir, we're closing!
635
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:03,031
Come on, I'll leave the
change. What's the matter?
636
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,757
Hands up.
- Oh, fuck.
637
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:33,754
Up! Give me the money! Now!
- I can't. The owner will kill me.
638
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,551
I'll kill you. Hand me the dough!
- I can't. The owner...
639
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,396
Have you lost your mind?
640
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,791
I'll kill you, save your
boss the trouble!
641
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,991
Give me the money!
- Give it to him.
642
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,189
My boss...
643
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:11,469
To hell with your boss! Why did
I have to run into a cow like you?
644
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,277
Can I get this call?
- Yeah, right! And you...
645
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:52,117
Stand still, you moronic brat!
646
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,356
Call the police!
647
00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,354
Hands down.
Call the police, woman! It's all right.
648
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,753
I don't know the number... - 92.
- That's the old number!
649
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,278
I don't wanna go under the knife
650
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,192
Nothing on me is fake
651
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,189
How about this?
652
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,675
I don't wanna go under the knife
653
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,196
Drop the knife! - Listen...
- Get down on the floor!
654
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,158
Thank you for coming, sir!
655
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,034
He came in and started
threatening, nearly killed us.
656
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,152
I don't believe this! You lying
piece of shit, I'll get you!
657
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,312
This is the evidence...
- Hey you... Listen...
658
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,038
Tell them what
happened, nice and slow.
659
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,917
Stop crying!
660
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,915
Calm down Miss,
tell us what happened.
661
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,149
This one, he came in,
662
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,513
not this one, that one,
and then they...
663
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,197
did something with chewing
gums. It's not my fault!
664
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,637
What the hell is this?
What have you done?
665
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,954
Now we've got to
unblock the register.
666
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,276
And this? No price tag on it?
667
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,552
Your husband will tell me
how expensive it was!
668
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,394
You're raving mad!
I'll sack you!
669
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,632
He wanted me to
hand him the cash,
670
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,553
but I refused,
I was afraid of you.
671
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,872
I'm always afraid of you,
'cause everything I do is wrong!
672
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:04,113
All I sort on the
shelves is wrong!
673
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,116
He wanted to rob the store,
and this one stopped him.
674
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,630
This one?
- Not him, I stopped him.
675
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,350
Move on!
- You've got it all wrong!
676
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,191
Good morning.
677
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,478
Get lost!
678
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,076
You won't believe
what happened last night.
679
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,994
Sonja, open up, please.
680
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,918
Yuck!
681
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,233
I can't clean it now.
682
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,549
Fuck.
683
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,156
Nice swig.
684
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,950
Careful there.
685
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,317
Is Sonja at home?
- She is, she's asleep.
686
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,954
And you are? - Ante, and you?
- Roman. And Sini�a.
687
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,997
She threw up on me, I'm
waiting for my pants to dry.
688
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:14,279
She did that to Davor too.
- It's becoming a habit with her.
689
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,070
What are you up to?
- We're sending these photos to everyone.
690
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,357
Campaign against bullfighting.
- Since no one gives a shit.
691
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,990
No wonder they don't, when
you send such horrid pictures.
692
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,670
It's harassment. - ARAss.
- What? - ARAss.
693
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:43,869
Animal Rights Association.
That's us.
694
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,237
You'd better send out
photos of hot chicks.
695
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,233
Nika Pofuk's.
For the ban on bullfighting.
696
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:55,359
Why not? - She's her ex's chick.
- Fianc�e.
697
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,030
Boys, should I ring her up?
- Sure.
698
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,398
What will Sonja say?
- He'll never get through anyway.
699
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,956
Does she care more
about the animals or that dude?
700
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,236
What if he does get her on the phone?
- It won't be us.
701
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,157
Everything is
settled, just call her.
702
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,318
Sonja will flip.
- Yes, Sonja will flip.
703
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,233
See you.
704
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:31,312
Tell me how I can get
you to cross the border?
705
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,391
How?
706
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,228
Lost your tongue?
707
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:44,278
God, you're stubborn!
I can't believe it!
708
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,319
Let's go!
709
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,717
Why do they
want to ban this sport?
710
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,152
What good is a country
without a wealthy peasant?
711
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,073
And we wealthy
peasants want to have it.
712
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:15,679
But how will they hear
if they don't know how to listen?
713
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,434
That's what you should tell them!
714
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,353
Ante, come to meet these people.
715
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,108
Have you met my son?
716
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,393
Karaman.
- Master Dominik...
717
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:35,074
Petar will represent us
and our bulls in the Parliament.
718
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,313
And Master Dominik
was invited by the...
719
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:42,553
He's from the reservation.
- From the Preservation Foundation.
720
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:48,556
He knows all about our tradition.
- Excuse me. Have work to do.
721
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,954
Young people...
- So, Dominik,
722
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:57,837
what should I say in the Parliament
for the bulls to keep fighting?
723
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,076
Here's what you'll say.
724
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,272
According to Fortis,
ever since the 1800s,
725
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:08,594
1878 to be more exact,
this land has staged bull fights.
726
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:13,749
Truth be told, he also wrote
about catching hairy fish. - Fish?
727
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,355
And that women carry infants
728
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,235
on their backs and breastfeed
them over the shoulder.
729
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,556
Here's some more prosciutto.
- Did you hear that?
730
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,236
Leave breasts alone,
go back to the bulls!
731
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,794
You want everyone to see mesmuggling the bull across the border?
732
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,950
I know why you're doing this.
733
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,875
Just because I didn't buy theinsurance for the bull from you?
734
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,156
He's really beautiful.
735
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,432
Turn that thing off!
736
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,796
He's not bad.
737
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,038
So that's the guy
whose belt you stripped of.
738
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,153
You'll turn out just fine, after all.
739
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,516
When's he coming back for...?
740
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,592
He must be missing it.
The belt, I mean.
741
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:13,598
I wish I found a guy
to show me his bull.
742
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,830
On the belt, and below...
743
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:33,430
A signature, please?
You too?
744
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,833
It's great you've joined
our fight against bullfighting.
745
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:59,034
Here you go.
- Thanks for your support!
746
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:02,636
Yes?
- Hi, it's Ante.
747
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,470
Ante the bull.
748
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,599
I'm in Zagreb, so I
thought I'd give you a call.
749
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:13,191
Collecting signatures.
Will you come over to sign?
750
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:16,313
I might as well.
I'm at the Congress Hall
751
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,593
I've been nominated
for Golden Policy Awards.
752
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,871
I'm sure you have.
753
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,675
I'm coming over.
754
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,312
Over where?
755
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:33,433
Where are you going?
- I've some stuff to do.
756
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:36,911
Nika is here anyway.
She's collected a bunch of signatures.
757
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,510
Indeed I have!
- You bet. See you for that tofu!
758
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,630
The nominees are:
Marko Prpi� from Sky Insurances.
759
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,156
Ante Kevo, independent agent.
760
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,595
�eljka Begi�, Life Insurances.
761
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:16,639
And this year's winner is
Mr. Ante Kevo!
762
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,836
Thank you.
763
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,959
Dear colleagues, thank you.
764
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:35,114
Thank you for your confidence
and acknowledgement.
765
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:40,356
In these insecure times
we can personally vouch for what's
766
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:45,037
most important to our clients,
and most fragile - their safety.
767
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,274
Bravo, Ante, you rule!
768
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,753
Is he the one who has
sold most policies?
769
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,798
What am I saying;
he policed them!
770
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,995
Thank you for coming.
- Is that the girl who made you...?
771
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:13,193
We'll keep in touch.
- It was a pleasure. Goodbye!
772
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,717
Congratulations.
- What the hell came over you?
773
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,757
Getting even for Nika Pofuk.
- Oh, that's what's bothering you.
774
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,639
Why did you have to
push Nika Pofuk on me?
775
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,952
'Cause she's pretty and she's
not always grumpy like you!
776
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,672
What are you doing?
- Come on!
777
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:38,029
I have stuff to do!
- Just get in!
778
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:46,273
And now some news from the world.From ashes to a diamond...
779
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,751
Now to the left.
- You could've told me sooner.
780
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,390
Though most people have not yetaccepted the idea of being cremated,
781
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,389
a much more radical transformationof their remains is already on offer,
782
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,558
being turned into diamonds.
783
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,951
A young woman from Viennahad her grandmother cremated,
784
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,112
and the ashes transformed into adiamond she now wears on her ring.
785
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,153
The company producing diamondsis expecting a great interest
786
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,595
in the new post-mortem service.
787
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,718
The price of transformationinto a diamond is 9,200 Euros,
788
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:19,430
and the genuineness of the stone iswarranted by the European Laboratory.
789
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:24,196
The young woman said she wantedto have her grandma close always.
790
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:31,270
"Dear grandma, don't you worry.
We're all fine. Just rest in peace!"
791
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,875
The poster with Nika Pofuk
turned out great. - I told you so.
792
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,712
Sini�a, tofu.
- Coming!
793
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:58,591
The poster with Nika Pofuk
turned out great.
794
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,958
Bye!
795
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:14,275
Another one?
- That one there.
796
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:38,148
Does he bathe with that thing
or he doesn't bathe at all?
797
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,790
They have a shower stall too.
798
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,635
And what do they grow there?
- Soy sprouts.
799
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,959
On which saint's day
do you do your dishes?
800
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,356
You're not doing my dishes!
801
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,831
You won't get me
with that trick, or any other.
802
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,958
You can be pussy
whipped, but not with me!
803
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,873
You're wearing a bull on your pants.
- What?
804
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:09,913
You're wearing my bull
on your trousers. - So what?
805
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,118
Sonja...
806
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:17,199
When you stood
in front of Garonja, I...
807
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,879
You're amazing, and I...
808
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,036
And how is Garonja?
809
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,997
Garonja has changed the owner.
810
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:37,312
Stipe sold it to Mate Mlikota.
Now he's fighting for him.
811
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,676
Why did he sell him?
812
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,755
Garonja wouldn't
cross the border.
813
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,036
Garonja will not fight!
814
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,914
No bulls will fight any longer
as they will finally pass the bill.
815
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:57,794
Nika Pofuk:The ring fits me perfectly!
816
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,869
Why do you make those bulls fight?
- Because of the bets.
817
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,276
Because of the bets?
818
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,675
Sure.
Garonja is the one to bet on!
819
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,639
So you bet on him too?
- I'm not betting on footballers,
820
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,633
they're unreliable.
Garonja is a safe bet.
821
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:20,680
But those bulls don't want to fight!
- Come on!
822
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,832
It's in their blood to fight.
- It's in your blood to be idiots!
823
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:27,311
And those who keep their cats
in flats, and fishes in tiny tanks?
824
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,199
At least I don't make
my cat and my fish fight!
825
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,313
You've had your cat's balls cut off.
No one has done it to their bull.
826
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:36,120
The cat is better off like that.
- Really? Did you ask him?
827
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,709
You're clueless.
- I'm clueless?
828
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,396
Yes. Bulls are not your problem.
Your problem is that guy.
829
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,995
How would you know
what my problem is?
830
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,708
But I do know. You want to
take care of the bulls.
831
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,520
But you'd better
take care of your life first.
832
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,752
Look at yourself, living in
a flat with sperm on the walls.
833
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:57,112
When was the last time
you had a good fuck?
834
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:01,069
Fuck off. - Fuck off?
- Get the fuck out of my flat.
835
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,477
Say NO!
836
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,631
Good evening everybody!
837
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:43,829
We'd like to thank everyone
who has contributed to our campaign
838
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:47,476
and especially MP
Ms. Tonini�.
839
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,558
Cruelty towards
animals is omnipresent.
840
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,912
So I think we shouldn't
keep silent but act.
841
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:03,430
In order to stop
harming other living beings.
842
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:08,156
Every word we put in
for animals counts
843
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,393
and I would like to ask
our guests to say a few words.
844
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:24,153
Good evening!
I would like to call your attention
845
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:30,788
to new policies and new ways
to achieve real change.
846
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:36,957
I support every civil initiative
to sensitize the public
847
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:43,076
and I'm glad to have
Miss Nika Pofuk with us tonight.
848
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:52,314
This campaign suits you well.
You look amazing.
849
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,711
We have information that
these poor animals are doped.
850
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,793
Some go as far as
to give them cocaine.
851
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,828
Excuse me, that information
has not been verified.
852
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:07,390
That doesn't mean it's not true.
853
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:11,196
But it's not only about
putting stop to bullfighting.
854
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:17,555
What about the terrible
exploitation of animals
855
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:20,792
in porn industry?
856
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:26,512
Do they ask these poor
animals for consent? They don't.
857
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:32,555
Your fianc�e has really done
her homework for tonight.
858
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:37,877
I'm myself considering the
idea of turning to vegetarians
859
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:42,915
and I'm appealing to
everybody present to do likewise.
860
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:48,354
If for no other reason, then
because vegetarians have better sex.
861
01:18:55,440 --> 01:19:00,036
Great campaign, I'm sure it'll raise
awareness for your cause. - Hope so.
862
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,677
Hi, I'm Ante.
- Ante!
863
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:09,316
Nice to meet you. Is he...?
- He's the guy who called you.
864
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,996
You really look amazing.
I mean it.
865
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:18,037
It's a tough battle. Remember how
my amendment to ban dog races
866
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:21,113
on all surfaces was rejected?
867
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:25,239
And some night clubs
even stage fish fighting!
868
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:31,953
That's not funny at all. Two
Siamese fish males fight to death.
869
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,391
Bulls have been taken care of.
870
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:42,280
I need some nicotine urgently.
871
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:46,197
I'll light it for you.
- What a gentleman!
872
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:48,951
Bye!
- Bye!
873
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:53,470
What should I do for you
to stop being angry at me?
874
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,035
You can drop me home.
875
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,677
Really?
876
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:38,077
One drink?
877
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,752
Hi!
878
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:17,508
If you fuck Nika Pofuk,
I don't want to see you ever again.
879
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:25,789
Shall we get inside?
880
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,109
What's wrong?
- Everything's fine.
881
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:36,713
Where's Sonja?
- Davor dropped her home.
882
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,992
What?
- Davor dropped her.
883
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,431
I'll get it!
884
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,756
Just come on in!
885
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:56,950
I called you. You didn't answer.
Where were you? Shall we go?
886
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:02,270
Want some?
- How dare you ask me where I was?
887
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,074
You were tired, why
aren't you sleeping?
888
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:08,718
Don't you try to calm me down.
889
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:13,351
Calm down. - Why didn't you tell me
you were going to drop her off?
890
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:17,110
It's just five minutes.
She's a friend.
891
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:22,112
That's how they're called now?
Davor, you don't have any friends!
892
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:26,831
Maybe I do!
- Your friends are my friends.
893
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:30,988
And who's this jerk here?
- No need to insult me.
894
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,477
You stay out of this. Redneck!
- What? - Sorry!
895
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:39,475
At least he's not a spineless
cunt like you. - What? - I agree.
896
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:43,958
Since when have you become
such a great supporter of hers?
897
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:47,755
Or her friends.
Or bulls, for fuck's sake!
898
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:51,350
You supported me
supporting bulls!
899
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:55,872
That's really thoughtful of you.
As if you cared about the bulls!
900
01:22:56,120 --> 01:23:01,638
I do! And I care about you, moron.
And about the bulls and tapirs too!
901
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,553
What bloody tapirs?
- Don't act stupid!
902
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:10,629
What are you on about?
- I know you watched porn with tapirs.
903
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:15,271
No. - I found the fucking porno
on your fucking computer!
904
01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:20,031
I know your fucking password!
- It's all a misunderstanding.
905
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:23,317
Have you ever watched
sex with tapirs?
906
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:27,519
I don't even know what they are.
- Looks like a black piglet with...
907
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,718
With a trunk?
- Let's make it clear. Is that all?
908
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:34,157
Is that all I need to know? Out
with the truth, we have witnesses.
909
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,039
Please, there's
nothing else. I mean...
910
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:40,232
I could've watched
a horse for that matter.
911
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,319
That's it!
- Please cover your...
912
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:46,679
Brush!
913
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:51,277
Free that energy, sort it all out,
exorcize the demons! - Cut the crap!
914
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:07,951
I'm off. Bye.
915
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,360
That's Kris.
- I got it.
916
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:22,955
Therefore I propose an
amendment to animal fighting ban
917
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:27,073
which exempts bullfighting.
- Rebuttal, please.
918
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:29,880
Rebuttal granted,
esteemed representative Tonini�.
919
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:32,833
Mr. Karaman,
now I'm wondering what's next.
920
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,230
Maybe shepherds' games,
with sheep?
921
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,080
Ms. Tonini�, you may come
to those shepherds' games
922
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:41,312
and we'll play with you.
We'll like that even better.
923
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,751
That's really too much!
- No insults, please.
924
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,878
The same esteemed representative,
Ms. Tonini�,
925
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,270
a big advocate of animal rights
926
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:54,678
stated the following to the press...
927
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,836
She said, quote:
928
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:02,517
"I prefer Labeton shoes
made of genuine snakeskin."
929
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:04,637
Esteemed representatives,
930
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:08,276
a bull has never been skinned
in fight, but this snake has!
931
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,637
This is really too much.
- Order! Mr. representative,
932
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,872
this is a striking example of the
violation of our Standing Rules!
933
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,913
It's a violation of
the snake, not of the Rules!
934
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:39,432
Hello.
935
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,553
OK.
936
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:45,359
No.
937
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,153
Hold on, I'll turn
it on immediately.
938
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:52,078
Hi, Pa...
939
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,232
What amendment?
940
01:25:57,480 --> 01:26:00,950
The motion for the amendmentis up for a vote. We'll vote now.
941
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,631
Please turn on your voting machine.It's on when the lamp goes red.
942
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,440
I'm pressing the button,but nothing's happening.
943
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:11,673
I can't believe this. You're onwhen the lamp goes red.
944
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:15,037
How many timesdo I have to repeat it?
945
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,751
We're voting!
946
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:26,550
The vote is seventy six in favor,three opposed and no abstentions.
947
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:40,636
Answer the phone.
948
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:47,712
Hi, Pa.
949
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:50,716
What party?
950
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:55,757
All right, I'll call
you when I'm near.
951
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:03,115
Want some coffee?
- No.
952
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:08,075
Come on, it's not the end of the world.
- Leave me alone.
953
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:13,597
And you could just let
people think different than you.
954
01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:16,229
Is that right?
- It is!
955
01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:19,950
You should try to see the world
in a different light. - Really?
956
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:26,516
I'm dying to see the
world of an insurance agent.
957
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:30,514
What kind of a world
he'd like to live in.
958
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:35,397
A world full of semiliterate people
who don't read the small print.
959
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:40,318
Where there are far more unsettled
insurances than the settled ones,
960
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:44,832
so he can spend the money he's
earned on the bets on bull fights.
961
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,030
You know what...
- What?
962
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,157
What?
963
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:58,352
Hurry up with your bets!Put your money on your favorite bull.
964
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,353
Here, a thousand on Garonja.
965
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:04,871
Put it down:
Bo�o, a thousand on Garonja.
966
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:08,839
Five hundred on my Cvitan.
967
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:13,475
How about you, won't you bet?
968
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:16,075
Whatever you bet, I'll double it.
969
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:19,877
Mate, let's see you!
- Three thousand on Garonja.
970
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:25,069
All right. Six thousand from me.
- Stipe, give me that money.
971
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:33,553
Why do I let myself
be talked into everything?
972
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:36,274
You always grumble
yet you always help.
973
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:39,239
Why didn't you guardians of
the whole world and universe
974
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:41,750
go down there on your bikes?
975
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,878
Instead of asking me to drive you?
- Well...
976
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:50,709
It's an honor to welcome
our esteemed MP, Petar Karaman
977
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:55,313
and Master of Ethnology,
Dominik �ale.
978
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:59,348
Them we have to thank
for the preservation of our tradition.
979
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:04,068
Mr. Karaman,
would you say a few words?
980
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:08,479
I've always been and will be
the first to keep our tradition.
981
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:14,996
I hope you've chosen your
candidates, I mean your favorites.
982
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:22,392
I can't wait to see them fight!
983
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:34,390
Say NO to animal fights!
984
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:44,555
Our program hasbeen briefly interrupted,
985
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:50,597
but it's a good opportunityto enjoy the musical program.
986
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:55,549
Here comes the firstband, Pa and Brothers.
987
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:03,196
Send someone
right away to Ante's. Hurry!
988
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,030
What is it?
- Calm down.
989
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:24,397
Is this your heel?
- Yes, thanks.
990
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:30,071
Enough! Hey, he did mine
more than yours, don't bullshit me.
991
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:36,636
You married?
- Why do you care?
992
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,150
Means you aren't...
993
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,556
Come on!
994
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:10,790
Go, Garo! Go!
995
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:15,950
Give it to him!
996
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:25,558
Horn him!
997
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,431
Go Garo!
998
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:42,071
Go Garo, stab him!
999
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,630
Garonja has lost the fight.
1000
01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:11,358
See, he's fed up
with fighting, too.
1001
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,510
Mate Mlikota slaughters the bull
that loses. - How do you mean?
1002
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:18,951
How do you think I mean?
With a knife!
1003
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,675
Garonja has fucked us.
1004
01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:31,555
But it looks he's doomed.
1005
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:39,669
If we go now, we may
get there in time. - Let's go!
1006
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:48,479
Where do you think you're going?
Show me your documents.
1007
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:53,111
Everything's fine, man. There's
been a little misunderstanding.
1008
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:57,791
No can do, Ante.
I have to book them. IDs!
1009
01:33:58,040 --> 01:34:00,838
We don't have them.
- Give him your IDs.
1010
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:08,470
You'd better take that head off
before I take it off for you.
1011
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:15,235
I'll be damned.
They are as alike as two eggs.
1012
01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:19,917
I guess you need just
one ID. You don't need two.
1013
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:24,591
Then wonder why people
tell jokes about stupid policemen.
1014
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:28,190
Listen, man. Is there any chance
you could make it faster,
1015
01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:31,557
we're in a bit of a rush,
so if we could get going...
1016
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:35,429
Sure. And you could've
tamed this shrew a little.
1017
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:39,150
How about an inspection?
- Shut up and get in the car. Bye!
1018
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,356
Say hello to your Pa.
1019
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:43,238
Sonja!
1020
01:34:43,440 --> 01:34:45,510
Franka, hurry up!
1021
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,432
Oh my, from bad to worse!
1022
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:06,149
What's going on? - Stipe is chasing
after Mate in the slaughterhouse.
1023
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:09,153
I'll tear your larynx out
with my own two hands.
1024
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:12,909
Who do you think you'll slay,
you bloody motherfucker!
1025
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,031
Help!
1026
01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:18,115
Stipe, don't! Let him go!
1027
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:21,710
He's not worth it, Stipe.
- I'm telling you, let me go!
1028
01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:24,076
Take it easy. Calm down.
1029
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:28,114
I care about Garonja too.
I've fallen in love because of him!
1030
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:32,158
O! Ante is in love!
1031
01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:34,516
Why don't you kiss her then?
1032
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:36,199
With her?
1033
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:39,154
It's all her fault! Can't you
see she has an evil eye!
1034
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,595
Mate, stop babbling.
What evil eye?
1035
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,990
It's true, look at
the peepers on her.
1036
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,669
His father married
an evil-eyed woman, too...
1037
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:49,673
Poor Ante, he has even
given her your belt!
1038
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:53,356
He's lost one fight and you
want to slay him right away!
1039
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:55,596
Stop! Calm down!
1040
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:57,233
Sure I do.
1041
01:35:57,520 --> 01:36:01,195
Once he's in the slaughterhouse,
the bull can't leave it alive.
1042
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:04,756
That's the regulation. - Many things
here are not in line with regulations.
1043
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:10,358
Boots in the slaughterhouse
should be knee-high, not mid-calf.
1044
01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:13,917
Listen, I have two cousins.
1045
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:17,955
One is a bit younger, the other
older, but they're both unmarried.
1046
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:21,710
Get away from that bull,
you motherfucker! Get out!
1047
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,958
I begged him to sell him to me.
1048
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:29,357
I offered him double the price,
but he wouldn't sell him.
1049
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:33,388
He's doubled the price!
- Let the man have his bull back!
1050
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:35,637
Hey!
1051
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:39,150
He can buy him in burgers.
1052
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:42,392
You'll give him back to me!
- To do what with him?
1053
01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:46,275
He'll croak and you'll bury him.
Bring flowers to his grave.
1054
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,988
Mate, why do you care
what he'll do with Garonja,
1055
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:51,629
he can have him turned
into a ring if he wants!
1056
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:53,518
What's he talking about?
What ring?
1057
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:56,718
Like that woman in Vienna...
- What woman?
1058
01:36:56,960 --> 01:37:00,077
Who cares.
Sell the bull back to him!
1059
01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:03,393
What?
1060
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,915
C'mon, take it away.
1061
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:13,435
Take the loser away.
1062
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:16,114
But you'll pay double for him!
1063
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:21,674
And you'll vouch for him!
- I will.
1064
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:25,948
Ante, will you marry her?
1065
01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:30,115
'Cause if you won't, I will.
1066
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:33,591
Poor Ante, seems like
your boy will marry this girl.
1067
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:37,310
No way that a man like him would
marry one who doesn't eat meat.
1068
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,437
Anything is possible.
1069
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:42,916
If he's taken after his father,
I bet he won't do it.
1070
01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:45,435
Think so?
1071
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:37,831
Are we finished for today or what?
- We are, let's go.
1072
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:41,112
OK, and If anyone mentions anything...
- Let's go!87264
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