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The chosen man
by a woman,

No, what?
seems more attractive,

but he that loathes it less.
Charles Darwin

All in a row.
Perfect!

Of course, we'll speak English.

How not? Yes of course,
we do in English. Ready?

Number ... 16.

SEX WAR 2

12.

Number ... 4!

Two to one for the girls!

9!

Number ...

Number ... 18!

Raise
I'll make fun of us.

What time is it?
Or, what's the time?

Who will try?
Lorenzo.

- What time is it?
- S 16:40.

Why did not you ring the bell?

Very well!
Why did not you ring the bell?

Why did not you ring the bell?

And why did not you ring the bell?

I know why.
Kids, get out, class is over.

Play immediately!

The doorbell!
I'm mortified.

I want to know what
was doing.

A search on Wikip dia
for a student who ...

A survey in the
Virtual Football.

I had to send to
training, I do not know

they gave a defeat
by 3-0 in the tournament.

- It was very important.
- Rocco ...

"I'll fire him, will not I?"
- Do not overdo it, my love.

We'll talk later at home.

Come on, we will not go here.
there is nothing to see!

Rocco,
It's been 6 years since I supported you.

When will you grow up?

We started with this
history of Peter Pan?

So explain to me how you call
to a guy of almost 40 years ...

What's in the playground?
with the children.

That is not true.
I left those little cards.

You must believe my word,
do not need

- Look! What is this?
- Figurines. Who was that p s?

"Everyone's in here.
- Nothing, nothing.

- Goodbye.
- Out!

- What is it?
- This ...

Barcelona,
Spanish championship 96-97.

Ronaldo ... thin.

- A very rare card.
- Very rare.

- No, no! Honey, I beg you!
- Shall I continue?

- The other drawers?
- Enough, enough.

However, the story
Do you play or sleep?

Why do not you stay?
Afternoon with friends

doing clowns.

No, no, no!
I will not allow it.

I allow you to mock the cards,
let me mock the little soldiers,

but I will not mock it!

At four we revolutionized
the history of rock 'n roll!

Thank you!

- I'm here.
- Hey man!

Thanks for everything.
Congratulations, good music.

Are all of you?

- Yes, originals.
- It's the best!

So we said:
4 cans of good olive oil,

4 bottles of wine,

one of my city,
that a spectacle,

4 glasses of pickles and
3 beautiful "scamorze".

Sorry but
as allowed

Look, we're professionals!
The scamorze were four.

I know there were four,

but you do
American music

and I do not understand English
I was bored and I ate one.

It was wrong to eat it.

I do not understand
Did I mess up eating the scamorze?

Well, well, well, well!

I am a witness,
were 4 "scamorze".

- And now it's 3!
- Now you're confessing!

- Why are they 3 now?
"Why did I eat one, so what?"

And so ... it's right!
4 minus one that ate, only 3!

You're right.
Mathematics is not an opinion.

Sorry, math
He is not strong.

History, geography,
this things...

- Right.
- What can be done?

Who puts me in these situations,

if I do not
maybe he will ...?

Give me my share
that I have to go,

Valerie squeezed her throat.
"Another time with Valerie?"

Man or no?
Again Valeria's problem?

What should I do?
Go home and kill her?

"I'm going home and I'll kill her."
- Kill her!

Do not you know we're in Italy?

Unfortunately, in Italy
It is forbidden to kill the companion.

It is a crime. I already
I told you, you can not.

It has to be male,
do as I did.

She stands in front of Valeria and says:

"My love, I like to play,
You like it or not. "

- Hi, puppy.
- Hi darling.

- How was the meeting?
- Very well. Still awake?

- What time is it?
"Early, just one.

You know that when people
works, time flies.

And then, I do not even tell you,

greet everyone,
the bis, the applause ...

The bis?

Articles bis.
2 bis, 3 bis, 4a.

The director wanted to read everyone.

And what about the applause?

What...

Read it so well, so far
they did the "hello" in the office.

Good, my love.
If I thought 5 years ago ...

You and your friend had
the fixed idea of the Beatles.

Look where it arrived
without that idiot.

All your love, my love.

Do you know that he continues?
Look, if I imagine ...

at his age, with
the wig to touch,

It gives me a sadness.

Let's sleep, tomorrow I have
a meeting with the Board.

- Goodnight love.
- Good night.

Italy is a civilized country,
with laws and regulations ...

- which you must respect.
- And you?

And what do we have to do?
We were born here.

You are the guests.
Am I a guest?

You also came from
Puglia to the north.

What's that got to do with it?
We all speak Italian.

Before we had differences.
North, south, dialects.

Now we're mixed.

If I go to Turin, people
They think I'm from Turin,

They do not realize where I come from.

All right, finish eating.

Let alone
that we are not tolerant.

Good morning, Mrs. Brancale.

I'm back with
the reservation, Piero.

I'm ready to fill it.

Could it be before 14:30?

You know, the hard pause
only an hour.

No problems,
I leave it to Pakistan.

Pakistan, attend
the "self-service"

and win the "kebab"!

Yes, Mr. Piero!

"Shall we go to the usual place?"
- Run that burn!

Italians.

- Are you ready?
- "Be ready", "be ready".

Can not say another thing
when he gets home.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Piero,
stop contaminating the sauce!

With these dirty hands,
with oil under the nails,

gasoline, pipes
Let's go!

And what should I say?

urologist, pick up
bags and testicles all day

and is kneading the agnolottis.
Always the same exaggerated.

Exaggerated, an ova!
You wash your hands!

Dad, you need to
sign the newsletter.

Yes, but be careful not to
Smear with the sauce.

Shut up.

5 in Italian? 5 in Italian?

Good, treasure, like your father.

It's okay if I do
turkey tomorrow night

- Why, Christmas?
- My sister's birthday.

- We invited some friends.
- I did not invite anyone.

Tomorrow is the end of
"Champions League".

Please!

Do not come up with small talk,
You know that 15 days ago.

Anna, I'm not.
with small talk.

Do not mess with mine
most sacred feelings!

Compare your sister
with the Champions League final?

"Say something, too."
- I do not know what to say, serious!

Record? Tomorrow night
I can see live!

Departure in prime time
and dinner at 11:00 p.m.

Anna, it's the end. The very
Word says, there's one a year.

And how old are you?
h in a year? A!

Again with this
Fucking birthday!

Last year I lost the classic
for the 80 years of his mother,

who is now dead.

And for the school party.
I did not see Italy-Brazil ...

and now they want to deny me the final.

Do you understand that your mother?
Do not want to see the final?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no, on both of us.

- No, not you.
- I told them both.

If I do not see, no one sees!

And do not yell at your father!

Go to study, silly!

Understand what people I live with,
Alex?

- I'll get the dessert.
- Honey, I'll get the cake.

What am I doing, no?

Improved?
He's doing everything.

- Al?
- How's the game going?

Beautiful! They all run to
one side and all to another.

They are all nervous,
However.

One stumbled
on the other in the area ...

and the referee got angry
and gave one of those kicks

that the player is
in front of the goalie.

- A p nalti?
- Yes, a p nalti.

Renato, please, pass by.
for someone more competent.

It's fine, but calm.
Piero.

My friend, great game.

Zero to zero and Juventus
lost a p nalti.

But, whore ...!

- It seemed strange.
- It was not me, fell alone.

Yes! Poltergeist.

"Have you studied the dossier I sent you?"
- Yes.

So let's review.

Lorenzo, where
We were at Easter?

- Cruise on the Nile.
- Very well.

"And for Christmas, Flavia?"
- 15 days in Bora Bora. Brava.

And for mom and
question is more difficult.

What we did special
during the holidays in Ibiza?

- Snorkel?
- No, it was a trick!

We've never been in lbiza.
Concentrate, please.

This is the present.
Do not ask what,

my secretary bought

Marci, I beg you,

It's been 5 years since we
this theater is enough.

You are heart-sick,
we can not give problems.

Guys, please, at least today,
Let's be a real family.

What great holidays they had!
Come on, tell me something.

For example, as
this famous Bora Bora?

- More or less.
- Fantastic.

It has two faces.
The first island, Bora,

- really fantastic,
one stop. - Yes.

In return, the other
island, Bora, like

said Paola, no.
nothing out of this world.

Lots of pollution,
prices, transit.

So there are two islands
What are the two Bora?

Yes, exactly,
but Bora Boreal recognizes it ...

because one is above
and the other below.

- Like Bergamo up and down.
"Very well, exactly.

In addition, the landscape
very similar,

Sometimes ...
as of Bergamo high.

Yes. Let's give the
gift from grandma.

All right, on behalf of everyone.

- Thanks! - Congratulations, Mom.
- Thank you, but how beautiful.

They do not know how much I want you.

Seriously, it's a
Wonderful family.

- It's not easy these days.
- I know, Mom.

Why do not you see here?
Also for Christmas?

Then we see.
Maybe we'll get organized.

Sorry but I got it
a panties and a suti ?

No, they do.
Instead they are ...

This ...

One ... and one sieve of
flour, you? There are also wings.

- You should shake it like that.
"What a thing!

And this ... a modern fastener

not to burn
with the pots.

High tech.

Clear,
you invent everything.

At least I try.

- Hi!
- Hi love.

- Hi guys. How was it?
- As usual.

He believed it to be a miracle.

- Have you eaten?
- No, I did not.

I, without you, my love,
I let myself starve.

Listen to this.
Remember the Bortolazzi ...

who fight for
chihuahua ownership?

In his opinion,
What did Mom see in Roberto?

I do not know, there are two.
Years that I wonder.

Look, Pakistan ...

Italy is a different country.

For example, for
every job

where one person would suffice,
in Italy two are needed:

one works and the other
It's a parasite.

How are you?

You are parasite.
and I work.

Here we are not like you,
Pakistan.

Mr. Piero!

Here it is. How are you?

The doctor said Mr. Piero
brain trauma Maybe serious.

Maybe serious? How serious?

What happened, may I ask?

He hit the head to save

a dog that was
under the car.

Like "under the car"?
He hates dogs!

I was ... with a
very human face.

Enough for today, boys.
Good very good.

You beetles, very well.

I did the math
43 days for Beatlemania.

I feel, this year we will win.

- What?
- We've been participating for 10 years.

- What?
- Not even in the finals.

Guys, this year we have something
which other years we never had.

THE...?

- Attitude.
- The attitude.

THE...?

- Attitude, attitude.
- The attitude!

The attitude, the attitude, yes.

- The attitude!
- The attitude, the attitude!

- We understand!
- That's perfect.

And on the wings of this enthusiasm,

You left. Goodbye,
"my brothers".

- Love.
- Honey, what do you want?

An absurd thing!

The key, I tried and
I tried and it did not open.

Think a little!
I changed the lock, you bastard.

Sure, that's why.

Of course, he changed the lock,
I could not open it.

Why are you dressed like that?

I could do the
same question, you know?

You really have no remedy!

Do not ever forget your
idiocy with your friends.

When, however,
it's about something

important for both of us ...

"The two of us" who?
What exactly does it mean?

Get out of my life, asshole!

John, come on we have
a gift for you.

This ... your, no?

- They were in the bin.
- Thank you.

So do I, I believe.

These are the remains
archaeological sites on vinyl.

Thank you.

"Sgt Pepper's, where are you?"
- But who are you, Rain Man?

Same Rocco, do not worry.
These things happen, right?

My mother threw out
My father is one more.

"And how did it end?"
"You're with someone else and very happy.

He had fallen ... out.

If you want, you can eat
with us tonight.

Come on, make a good fish.
In my fashion.

No, thanks, guys.
It's difficult that way.

"Voil "!

How much fat we take
So far ... from Moby Dick?

- Who's Moby Dick?
- A whale. A metaphor.

- What?
- I'll explain later.

- By the way, thanks for the
gift to my mother. - You're welcome.

- Excellent choice.
"I knew she would."

Can I get my cell phone?

I would have chosen better, but ...
I'll give you some of the same.

Yes? Mom, I'm at the
I'm working, I'm ...

As? When was that, sorry?

Did you call the cardiologist?

Very well. Calm,
I arrive in half an hour.

Do not shake, okay? Goodbye.

My mother,
had a heart attack.

You continue. Cut here,
they do hemostasis ...

and see what can be done.

- Good Morning.
- Mrs...

- How are you?
- Out of danger.

Thank God.

But, unfortunately, the trauma
caused him a grave amnesia.

How serious?
Do not you remember anything?

- No, no, it remembers almost everything.
- Less bad.

Almost everything done before
final examinations of middle school.

- Then ... the emptiness.
- The empty.

Come on, you're up.

One at a time.

Piero, how are you?

Anna.

Saw? You did not forget me.

What did you do?
Aged horribly.

Also the sensitivity
the same as before.

"Is the day with you?"
- Who?

You are not her lifemate.
of bank of Ndia Ravelli?

Yes. Yes, Ndia Ravelli.
is not and I am.

- What a pity.
- What a pity.

- Why? Why?
- Why?

As Ndia Ravelli
never gave him a ball,

after a few years
You married me.

September 15, 1990.
The date is not right,

but you will not remember
anyway.

In 1990?
In the future.

What division did they put you in?

Well now better
let it stand.

I had never seen
a similar amnesia.

In fact, it's very rare.

Ma'am, now you have
the custody of his past.

Use all
means to help him

to rebuild
ancient identity,

photos, videos,
stories, friends. All.

I know
had to format her husband.

Format...

Liked it.

Format.

Mommy, where are you? Mommy!

Mommy!

- Good morning Doctor.
- Good Morning.

- How are you? - I'll finish.
to do the electrocardiogram.

"But what about Dr. Ventriglia?"
- I'm in love, I'll replace it.

Nice to meet you, Pandolfelli.
I am deputy director in the Polyclinic.

Rovere, nice to meet you.

Thank you for your arrival
Quick, doctor.

I'm a doctor, too.
I'm a surgeon.

So, what picture do we have?

Seeing that we are colleagues,

I can talk in
particular two minutes?

I say it bluntly.
The situation is serious.

Your mother has a fibrillation.
very sharp earphone.

I saw the medical history

of other problems
who suffered and ...

AND...?

If you were 10 years old
I would recommend

a new urgent operation,

but at this age,
the heart is so worn,

no anesthetist
would give permission.

"What do you suggest I do?"
- Make her calm.

With a life without tensions
of any kind,

under these conditions
can survive up to one more.

Like one more?

Does my mother have one more life?

Know that no
an exact science,

could be 10 days or 40,

depends on the lady's fiber.

I'm sorry.

Mam e, what do you do for p ?

What did the doctor say?
Why this mystery?

- Am I wrong?
- Bad? How bad!

He said you're a beast.
You've never seen such an octogenarian.

He saw the exams. Your heart
has recovered well from operations.

Today was just one
pressure drop.

I could run the
New York marathon.

Marcello, if there is one thing
that you never knew how to do,

tell lies.
Come on, what have I got?

- Behold here...
- How much do I have left?

Well, according to the doctor,
one more, but not so,

maybe your body will react
well and lives another 20 years.

- Finished?
- Yes.

I thought I caught that
caregiver you never wanted.

- I will not leave you alone.
I'll take care of everything. - No.

- I have a great idea.
- Speak. - I'm coming with you.

I want to live these last days.

that I have left,
with my family.

"With ... your family?"
- Yes.

- We? - Yes! You, Paola,
Flavia and Lorenzo.

- The four!
- The four.

"And if we come here
taking turns - No, no, no.

"You know I do not want to bother you.
- Exactly.

You have your lives,
I'll stay with you.

What a good idea!

Ana, if you need
help, do not praise.

It's fine. Bye thank you.

Renato, this is the logo
of the new brand.

- Definitive?
- Definitive. - Good.

Michele! Micheluccio, help!

Valeria left me. Help.

I think you have
personal matters to deal with.

- Sorry, Renato.
- You're welcome. - Thank you.

But what are you doing, leaving?
I liked her!

What do you want?

It would have cost me out of the house!

I am desperate,
I do not know where to go.

I thought about staying with you.
Temporarily!

No way! No!

I do not have a guest room.

Okay, I'm used to it.
with the janitor's room,

It pays me anywhere.

- Where do I put it on the porch?
- On the porch, no! - Right.

- Put me in the living room.
- No.

Put me on the sofa bed,
I will not disappoint.

- Besides that
It is not a sofa bed. - Yes.

- No, it's a sofa.
- No, it's a sofabed.

- No, no sof -sof .
- Sofa bed.

I'm sure,
I gave it to him.

So it was a
premeditated present.

Intentional.

Anyway,
I can not help.

In the name of our old friendship.

Precisely for this reason,
I can not help.

(I.e. But look only for you,

when I needed help,
I was there, right?

Do you remember that I saved your life?
that time in the canoe.

- You have a debt with me.
- How long should this debt last?

That the snake every three months
as if it were a promise.

In addition, the water
it was shallow, half a meter,

and mainly,
You pushed me.

You have proof of what
Are you saying?

No.

Anyway,
Sorry, I can not host you.

- No?
- No.

- Goodbye.
- Where you go?

See your wife.
Tell her

that instead of
do overtime,

It's late for
Paul McCartney wig ...

and come and sing with me.

Come ... come here for a moment.
Come on we'll find a way.

You do not have to do this.

What is this, blackmail?

- Yes.
"Why did not you tell me before?"

- That showed the friendship.
"What friendship?"

- Do we care about that?
- I know I know.

You think you're living with us again,
with your mother together?

It will not be for long,
unfortunately. You know.

What about Roberto?

Sorry, love. Stay.
one more in a apart hotel,

my husband will come back
to live with us. "

If he loves you,
as you say, you will understand. "

Yes, you will understand.

I swear, the last one.
Please, pray.

If you do not do it for me,
do for my mother.

Basically, you've always had
a good relationship with her, no?

Come on, you can not stop it.
A grandmother will spend her last days.

with his grandchildren, with his family.

You are truly incorrigible.

Well, give me time to
talk to Roberto.

Thank you.

You are a sensitive woman,
intelligent, and evolved as well.

A sensitive woman,
intelligent, and also evolving,

I would never have married you.

Yes, the "test" of
pregnancy is not safe,

I also did the exam.

Yes, totally free.

I can not wait
to tell Michele.

Has arrived. I'll call you tomorrow.
Yes, bye, bye.

- Hi, puppy.
- Hi love.

- Honey, I gotta say something.
- Me first.

"Soon we'll be three.
- You know?

Well, if I do not know ...

- I found out recently.
- As?

Actually,
I've been feeling it for a while.

"Sixth female sense."

"And you're happy?"
A little shaken.

- But happy.
- Serious?

Well, I'm happy too, then.

Yes love but
we have to organize

things a little.

We have to organize.

For example, no.
we have a small room.

We put to sleep on the couch.

How not to sof ?
No, you have to buy a bed.

In addition, we have to buy
other things, clothes.

Should you live on our shores?
No, yeah, exaggerated.

- Love...
- Yes?

Think you're beautiful
will be when sleeping

in the middle of the bed.

If he tries,
I give him two slaps!

Do not be jealous.

Between us we will not
change anything, right?

- With him in the middle?
- Yes.

Okay, you're happy.

Excuse me.

Yes, I wanted to talk about
the meeting this morning.

- Rocco! - Finally!
I'm getting old here.

All right, look happy !.
You'll understand women.

- I already gave up.
- I'll open it for you.

Sorry, my dog.

- I'm so happy.
- Me too.

Then we have to decide
how to call it.

Well, I would call him
usually: Rocco.

Got crazy?

With so many names,
choose Rocco,

like the idiot of your friend?

So now ...
When I was talking about ...

did not mean ...
was referring to

I'll.

Sweetheart!
Do not do that.

- What?
- Do not open that door.

- Donkey? My mother.
- So, open it?

- No surprise.
- Shall I leave it outside?

Here I am!

Diana, thank you, welcome me.
in your home as a child.

Thank you thank you.

Thank you.

It's beautiful here!

Tell me it's not what I think.

- Is he staying here?
- ...

Love, but you're pregnant!
I'm the happiest man in the world.

Gr vida?

Presentiment and friendship!
"Peace and love".

Thank you!

Guys, get going in the afternoon!

Lorenzo, hangs
my diploma on the wall

Flavia, control all
the shoes, please.

Everything of Roberto must disappear,

leave everything as
when I was.

"Should we mess it up?"
- Very funny.

Do you think I would have
books are so old

Your grandmother knows me well.

Sorry, more care,

this is my school
of ancient books.

It's too expensive.

Calm down, I'm giving you a
personal touch home.

I take the old books and I go back

Thank you for my colejo.
of "Four Wheels".

Do you want help getting the
luggage to the apart hotel?

- Padano.
- Yeah. - Sorry about one thing.

Let it be clear that all this,
I do it for Paola's sake.

Because if it's true
only half

of the things that I
said of you ...

- I've changed since then.
- I'll wait for you.

Why bother
in her, even if it is

just a finger,
I broke his face.

I'll get Mommy.
Arrange the "Four Wheels".

Sorted by year.

Flavia, hide the
photos by Roberto.

I'm going to get Grandma.
I'll be right back.

Here we are!

This is our house. Come here.

- Do it like it's your house.
- Thank you.

- Here we are. Hi!
- Excuse me.

- Hi, Daddy. Welcome.
How are you? - Good.

- Alberto.
- Alberto.

We call it as
Alberto Sordi?

No, Alberto as
his father, as grandma.

With my father?

"And how is my father?"
"And who knows?" He's dead.

"Is my father dead?"
- Yes, unfortunately.

- What about mama?
- Also.

"My mother also died?"
- Look, it's a massacre.

"But it's been nine years, you know.
"I see, but I did know now.

rf o, come on.
Look, we were beautiful.

The day of the wedding.
You really like this photo.

- We put it here because ...
- We loved each other so much.

- Right, Alberto?
- Yes Yes.

And all this ...

"And all those books?"
- It's yours.

It's yours, yes.
Because you love to read.

I love reading?

Mainly
French writers,

Flaubert, Baudelaire and even

"In Search of Time
Lost "by Proust.

You will continuously.

Maybe I should write something down.

I got a tape recorder.
Press REC.

- I record everything.
- Yeah, record.

My son is Alberto,
like my father, who is dead.

Try it, yeah?

"I have a house and I like to read.
- Yes.

Very, very much, mainly
those who write in French.

- Yes, French writers.
- French.

- Mainly...
- Flora ... Flore ...

- Flaubert.
- Flaubert.

- Colbert ...
- Robespierre! Baudelaire.

Baudelaire and ...

one that lost a little time,
and have to help him find.

- Proust.
- Proust.

C'mon C'mon.

- And the kitchen.
- This is the kitchen.

In the morning you
I was preparing juice,

then go to
buy "croissants" ...

- and then washed the dishes ...
- Wash the dishes.

- I was going to the hospital.
- Follow up with the hospital.

And then you would work,
coming back at night to cook.

While I was resting on the couch.

Of course, after a day
thus giving a force.

Good, very good, my love.

- In short, the clothes
delicate to 30 . - No, I know.

- 60 Roupa white linen.
- You're very good. Great!

See you soon
will return to be as before.

"Anna, did not I have friends?"
- No.

No, you've always been a
very lonely man

A very lonely man.

What about hobbies?
Sports, football type?

No! Football no!

Football no!

I really liked classical music
and also of opera, like me.

Perfect. I like a lot
classical music, opera ...

and football gives me disgust,
never see

Good.

Listen, love, sorry to talk,

but you lost that beautiful
piemont s pace he had.

- I had a piemont ritmos rhythm?
- Yes, you must practice.

Practice, extravagant.

I'm going to the hospital.

Practice the rhythm pie ...

Practice the piemont ritmos rhythm.

My love, sorry.
if I did not party enough.

What the news
was unexpected.

- But Im happy.
- I know, puppy.

You will be a fantastic father.

Established contact.

The talking dad.

What did you tell Daddy?
What did you tell Daddy?

But idiot?
Michele, you'll find him.

Calm down, leave it to me.

I wanted to know the
What do you have in your head?

We have to work tomorrow!

Let me hear the chords,
which were not bad.

But soft, soft.

You've stayed here ...!

I play soft and you scream!

- There's something missing. - Try with a sun
which is more melancholic.

What did you say ...

- Beautiful!
- Perfect!

This is his death. Soft,
sen o becomes mine.

- Clear.
- See you tomorrow.

- And the last time ...
- The volume!

This is the last time
What do I tell you?

- Michele, thank you.
- Please!

Love, madness !. You know what he
Did you dare to tell me?

Go Go go!

Come on, you got it wrong.

Let's go again.

Dude, if I win, I'll give it to you.
the championship of Palermo.

(I.e. And if you win, I'll give you

Trezeguet, Camoranesi,
Buffon and Cassano.

Let's go.

Go Go go!

Yes!

If you want, I'll give you
the Giada figurine, of 5 F!

- As?
- How, how?

Dude, "love at first sight"?

Have you declared yourself?

No, it's always
with other girls.

- Very well. - Dude, I know that.
One day I will marry her.

- And you will be my witness.
- Good.

So we better complete it.
the album before the ceremony.

Attention class, recreation
ended! Let's go!

And the next time you pick up
you playing, I'll stick the ball!

How wonderful! It's all like the
Last time I was here.

But you,
always the same disorganized.

Yes I'm tired
of catching his foot.

Welcome home, mother.
I'll show you to your room.

After. You know, I am.
glad to be with you!

We're happy too, Grandma.

- Excuse me, did you start smoking?
- No, why?

Do not you smell the cigar?

No, a new perfumer
of Cuban atmosphere!

the latest fashion,
is called "A Night with Fidel".

Good idea.

How beautiful!

And who is that?

Mommy, you got cataracts,
But nothing escapes you.

- But who?
- Who?

- That.
- Paola.

- Yes, she knows.
- Who? - Who?

To my cousin Roberto,
You did not know him.

- Handsome cousin!
- Right, right?

We will never get it.

I love to massage Ana

with balelet oil
anticellulite.

I love to do an hour
of affection in Ana.

After the caresses,
if she wants, we have sex.

No, it is not called "sex",
it is said to "make love".

Before you do
My love, I love washing.

and perfuming the intimate parts.

- Finished?
"No, my love, there are still two left."

"There are still two shirts missing,
I'll finish it later. - Good.

Are you ready for a
good massage "sushi"?

"Shiatsu." The "sushi"
raw fish. "Shiatsu."

"Shiatsu",
it is called "shiatsu", not sushi.

Anyway, I'll wait for you.

You have to wash the dishes, too.

- It's done, love.
- My beautiful ratin.

Check what it means
"ratin".

Thank you, Paula.
It's been a long time since ...

- was not happy like today.
- Me too.

- Bye guys. good night
and by tomorrow - Goodbye.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Is it true that you were happy today?

No, it was a
A little lie to the grandfather.

That.

- Where you go?
- I'm sorry, ma'am.

I made her bed in the little room.

What time does Flavietta return?
almost one.

- Can I give you some advice?
- Clear.

Continue without cheering
as it always did. Good night.

Good night.

You know, grandma, we're not

accustomed to drinking
breakfast together.

Is very important

Have to lift
10 minutes before.

They're running all day.

By the
less at night,

join the table
all four together?

Yes, almost always.

Good Morning! How wonderful!
Did you make the cherry pie?

Yes, I got up an hour earlier.

I must rest, I do one

big work
responsibility.

Has changed? Do not do it anymore
the tits of the old?

What kind of talk is that?

It is not called "tits",
it is called "breasts"

and does not say "old"
is said to be "not the youngest."

Accordingly,
Why do not you give a gift ...

to this lady "no no younger"

and make me see
any of these nights

the film they made in the movies,
will not see you last?

- What movie?
"From Egypt, do not you remember?"

That movie
of the pyramids, where ...!

- What a memory, Mommy!
- You know what we do?

We do a movie night.

Make me watch all the movies
of their families.

From Egypt, from Bora Bora,
which looks like B rgamo, you know?

- I'm very curious.
- Dont tell me!

"Do you want to simulate Bora Bora here?"
"And what do you need?"

Just fit close,
fast assembly and lots of music.

Stay calm, call my
assistant to give a hand.

- We're here.
- Hi!

- All right, then. Kids!
- Let's go.

Thank you very much, good work.
One more week of holidays,

not in high season,

Christmas gift,
maybe a little dinner.

Remember my
children, my ex-wife?

- Hi, Marcello's ex-family.
- Hi Hi Hi.

- All ready?
- Yes, everything is ready.

"I've always dreamed of making movies.
- Well, a lot of work.

Bora Bora, outlet 1!
Camera, a o ... clapboard!

- Welcome!
- Welcome.

Kisses to all.

Ol !

- But, go to mer ...
- Mom, hi!

- Yes, Mom, hi! Out!
- How nice!

Come. I'll see.

Let's get this out!

- Hi, Mommy!
- Hi!

Calm down, I will not hurt you.
Let's go!

Oscar for best picture!
The winner ... Bora Bora!

Let's go! It's only two o'clock
to make Egypt. Quick.

But, what Egypt!
We've done this, enough.

Where will Egypt go, here?

- Woman of little faith.
- What? Slowly!

See?

I surrender.

This makes me laugh.

Beautiful, is not it?

- Say hello to Grandpa.
Hi, Grandpa! - Hi, Grandpa!

Here we were in the Sahara,
in the wildest part.

Strange, it seems
has the sea in the background.

- The Nile!
"The Nile with waves?"

It is a feature of the Nile.
The waves ... the egyptian waves.

And here, where were they?

Here ... in the "suk",
the "suk" topic.

We were buying ...
We bought several spices.

Very strange. Equal to
market of Piazza Dante.

True, I realized it too.
Globalization makes ...

that all the places looked like:
Egypt, Bora Bora, Castellabate.

But that redhead, no, no.
I was with you in Bora Bora?

"What do you do, do you follow?"
- Truth.

So the places are the same
and the Italians are the same

that will always
to the same places.

They should stay home.

Who filmed, if they were
always the four together?

Mom, enjoy the video!
Who cares who ...

- Who was filming?
- An animator. - That!

an all-in package:
lodging, food and filming.

I understand.
What a great night, everyone!

But why
They do not make me see the movie ...

What happened two years ago?
years in Las Vegas? - No!

- I was at the computer and lost.
I'm sorry. - It's a shame.

Slowly, children,
Do not get hurt.

- Valeria, Valeria, my love!
- Mrs. Teacher!

Ms. Teacher, you're fine.

Please, we can not continue.
avoiding us for a lifetime!

I must go on my knees under
window of our house?

Let's go! Give me another chance.
J said John Lennon:

- "Give Peace a Chance".
- Actually, he was shot.

I beg, come on! I changed,
I'm not the one I used to be.

I made a bonfire with
the little cards.

In addition to the 74 World Cup,
which was rare.

It's okay, I get it.
You want this?

Tot Schillaci,
season 90-91, no one has.

V ?

It does not cause me any pain.

Sorry, sir,
I have class. Excuse me.

Dude, it was weird.

Dude, it was a colorful xerox.

Women do not understand
no cards.

- How are you?
- Bad.

- Why?
- I'll finish school ...

and maybe we will not be
more with Giada.

So behold, he declares himself.

If you do this in front of
Everyone, will laugh at me.

Write a letter,
I'll give it to her

when no one sees us.

- I do not know what to write.
- You're lucky.

Let me write in recess.
I'm an expert.

I was born a writer
of love letters.

Better start with the date.
Write today's date.

Dude, I do not know if I'll go.
deliver today.

Leave blank, we do
p s-dated, check type.

No crime
do, trust me.

So we started ...

"Egr gia Giada ..."
But egr gia ...

Honey! "Dear Giada."

"Dear Giada," good.

Was here? The children
They're already in the testing room.

Forgot that today
I had half a day off.

Took. I'm writing a
A love letter to my friend.

- Five minutes and we're going.
- Okay, I'll help. Get up.

Then you copy.

2 minutes.
With him we do it quickly.

- So, Giada? - Yes, Giada.
The girl's name is Giada.

"Dear Giada."
- It's already written.

"This only
to inform her of ... "

What's it?

- You are making an application
of passport - No, I already have.

- You're saying that
Too formal? - Clear.

Why this irony?
Write. To be continued.

"Dear Giada."
- "Dear Giada,

love is one thing
which can not be explained ".

"So,
how can I explain it to you? "

- How do you explain?
- It can not be explained.

So, what you write
After that, what did you say?

Closed! In a
line and a half, it's over!

There's nothing more to say.

"Record", a line
and a half and ended.

There is something you like
Than I thought?

- "Dear Giada" beautiful.
- Well, it starts again.

- Then, "Dear Giada."
- "Dear Giada,

how much do I see you?
My heart beats hard,

begins to sweat,
I lose my breath,

and the legs are heavy. "

"No, why not?
I played soccer".

- Right.
- Let's avoid. No what

because I played football. "
"That's a noble sport."

"That a noble sport,

that you women do not
Do you understand anything about football?

Good.

Just as they do not understand anything.

of cards and video games ".

- "and of music".
- "and of music". - Good.

"What do you get?"
see San Remo. "- Good.

- This is a polmica
that I like. - "to see..."

"We men have
many passions. "

"Men," I write in capital letters.

Of course, the name itself
our, of person.

"We men have
many passions, "

but this does not mean ...

that I do not love you. "

"Actually, with you
I want to make a lot of kids,

including 11, all men. "

- What, a football school?
- My passion.

Is not it a bit premature?
By him, I mean, small.

- Write: "but not now,
then ... "" Later. "" Later.

Underline,
this is understood as

what a memory
future, a promise.

"like this...

you can not accuse me

what do not I do to you
so long".

Dude, but she
he accuses me of nothing.

He will accuse you, he will accuse you,
always accusing you

The women, sooner or later
they accuse you always.

Women were born
to accuse.

- How are they?
- Accusers.

See?
We do not agree.

- Trust me!
- Trust me!

With this letter,
You're going to bust.

Now make two copies.
When delivering,

make a copy of it,
Then one day she says to you:

"But you ... the figurines."

"No, my dear, I wrote
for you. "Sing, sing.

- What do you think?
- Good.

The only problem
What can you see

not written
by a boy.

Thoughts too much
deep, adult.

Our age
we can not hide.

Let's do something.
Write, write.

"This letter is out
from my heart

and no one helped me ...

- Neither Rocco ...
- Good.

- nor your friend, Michele. "
- Perfect.

- "if you want, talk to them,
which can confirm. "- Good.

We know, we say,
"And who knows him?"

"Lorenzo, who?"

I say, "Lorenzo, who?"
You: "Who knows you?"

- It's okay.
- Then copy. Ready.

- Here.
- Thanks man.

- Come on, they're waiting for us.
- Bye, thank you.

- Come on, they're waiting for us.
- Ring the bell for me!

Slowly slowly,
is exercising the piano.

On the piano? Piero?

He insisted on signing up
in the conservatoire.

Conservatory?
But he hates music.

It's very changed.
This morning she polished the whole thing.

"Like Louya?" It's crazy.
- I'm very worried.

Must have been
a very serious injury.

"And what can we do?"
- Nothing, nothing.

The doctor said that he has to go.

step by step with the
new knowledges.

- See two together,
would be a "shock". - Clear.

- So what?
- Well, nothing.

I will realize
by the time.

Certainly, a long time.
Long time. Let's go.

- Come on, Walter.
- Greetings.

- Goodbye.
- Let's go.

- He was fine.
- He's not dead, he's alive.

- And then...
- Anything. V .

Looks like he's sleeping.

"Et voil "!

He's Michele, my husband.

The Director-General, Park-Lin-Nang
and his wife Sun-Li.

Uanan cuan ci chi lai ...
also for her.

Thanks for the invite, Diana.

- We take the liberty of bringing
a typical liqueur. - Thanks.

- Ikebana, handsome.
- That ikeb ...

- Ikebana. - Ikebana,
we prepared in his honor.

Thank you very much.

But ikebana japon s,
I'm Korean.

- South Korea has many times
wars with Japan. - Great.

And they have done very well.
Because the Japanese ...

Let's not forget that
the Beatles, broke up ...

- Because of a Japanese woman.
- My wife, Japanese.

But it was not her.

A pack of sparkling wine,
folks?

No, thank you.

- With this "thousand leaves"
you got over it. - Thank you.

One of mine
horses of battle.

- Really?
- Since when?

Let's say that since Piero

had the accident,
spoil me a little

- Love.
- Ratin.

Little mouse.

I'm teaching
Piemont s to him.

He speaks well.

What I was saying,
What do they do on the weekends?

Take me for a walk.
Let's go to the hot springs. Non-Smoking Rooms,

- and extreme sex.
- Also?

Do you understand?

- Extreme, how? Sado-maso?
- I'm a boss, he's a slave.

- They want a "limoncello"
House made? - No!

Now it does too
homemade limoncello

One liter of alcohol,
one of water without g s,

10 limns of Sorrento,
half a pound of granulated sugar.

Wash thoroughly
the limens, peel them,

I'll get the shells later.
and put in infusion.

- Right, we believe. Thanks.
- What do I do, sir?

No, I'm intolerant.

- The "limoncello"?
"A little to everything, tonight.

Your idea, Diana,
It's very interesting.

We should talk
better, however.

The financing is very large.

Yes I know.
In fact, tonight

I have all the necessary stuff.
to show you the project.

I believe it will be
not enough

2 to 3 months, for
know the situation ...

- But who, who?
- That one?

That one is a guest
my husband's.

a friend who, unfortunately,
was abandoned by his wife.

Why, unfairly.
A humanitarian case.

Poor thing, one notices
who is suffering.

Now maybe.

You will soon understand
the luck he had.

I'll get the liquor.
Honey, come with me?

Of course, treasure.

Sayonara. Sayonara.

- Vov !
- Yes, treasure? Speak, sweetheart.

- You want to read the love letter that
I wrote for Giada? - Clear.

"Dear Giada, as I see you,
My heart beats hard,

I begin to sweat, I lose my breath,
and the legs are heavy. "

- Who write this?
- I wrote.

No, I can not believe it,
You did not write.

"Speak the truth, who wrote it?"
- The caretaker Rocco and his friend.

I really did.
No, that's not cool.

You have to write again.

- Help me?
Of course I'll help.

Then you copy. Come here.

If that bum
spoil my night,

It will not be the only thing that goes.
though I was clear from this house?

- Yes love.
- Great.

- Now let's go and smile.
- I'm smiling.

- Here we are.
- A nice toast to Korea!

Where did they go?

I forgot something.
Wait here for a moment.

Guys, I already tried.

I wait for her,
Phone, but nothing.

It's no use.

Try not to look for it anymore.

See you coming back,
like an abandoned dog.

That nothing! Do not listen to him.

Women like men who
they understand their own mistakes.

Rocco, you value your life,
have her taken in that place.

Very well! So be alone.
Old and alone.

At least he did what he wanted.

Michele, or him or me.
Is it clear?

Love, can not anymore.
continue like this.

"He's been gone for almost a month."
- I know.

But I find it exciting.

Come and find you here
at night, in secret.

Exciting, yes.
But consider

that I have all
things at home.

Here I have two suitcases.

You said you were not going to blame me.

And you told me it was
for a few days.

I just have a little patience.

"And what do you give me, in return?"
- Come on, we just did.

Why, two is forbidden?

No, but tomorrow in the morning.
start all over again!

All right, bye.

"And do not talk about your father like that."
- That one?

That's not my father.

My father, the real one,
tonight...

would you make a
paper with your friends.

You'd be angry and
he would have slept on the couch.

Instead,
everything went perfect.

- Are not you happy?
- No, no!

I do not need the
Butler of Batman.

I need a father.

If I do all this,
I do also for his sake.

His way of loving him,
zo it. Parab ns.

I'm not kidding.
I'm just ... getting better.

Love when
finish tidying up,

I'll prepare you a shower.
hot with patchoul .

Yes, "puchunin"!

Do not you see?

You created a monster.
Good patchoul .

- Thank you.
- Can not sleep?

I can not accept the idea.
That my mother is going.

You know, when you're 50 years old.
and your mother is well

she began to think that immortal.

You know I never thought
her as a mother-in-law?

I know. She loves you, too.

If we consider
that Flavia and Lorenzo

treat me like a stranger.

Do not worry,
they are growing.

You're right.

I always absent and now,
What I intend?

You know deep down I'm an idiot.

No, on the front too.

- Thank you.
- Please.

- Fuck you.
- You too.

- How many beautiful girls do you see?
"I'm sad inside.

Are you sure that Valeria
Come to this place?

Sure, he's been here 15 years.
See her? It's there!

Lower your arm, it will see.

I'm not sure about this.
strategy that you have.

- I do not think it works.
- It works, trust me!

And John Lennon, what did he say?
"There are no problems, there are solutions."

But Lennon did not know Valeria.

Phase A of the plan.

- Phase A. - We found two
beautiful girls and invite

to play "beach v lei"
with us. Valeria, see you.

and when a woman
stay awake, what does she do?

Immediately try to recover
her man, who is you.

If I understand correctly, you want to
the alpha female will be jealous ...

of the alpha male and retrieves it.

Of course, because male dominator.

True, I am a male dominator.

I'm a dominating male, but
You are intelligent, a genius.

- It's okay.
- Another one from Shakespeare!

- What's the name?
- Phase A - Phase A.

Let's go.

- Look at the sea!
- Beautiful and what time.

- Good Morning!
- Oh, girls.

- Italians?
- Yes. - Italians.

Sorry to bother you,
but me and my friend Alpha ...

we want to stretch a little.

Want to play a little game
of "v lei de praia"?

If you do not know how to play, I teach.
I'm a dominating male!

"What do you think, Fra?"
- It's fine with me.

Let's do double,
becomes more balanced.

No.

- Women against men.
- No, no, no, girls.

- Let's give them the pleasure.
- No, no.

All right, we took it light.

The field is there.

They always get on the ball!

Go! My!

- The ball!
- Stay that way!

Your!

- No, out!
- You did not go out!

No, no. My bad.

- Did you see the ball?
- He passed this way.

C'mon C'mon!

Dude, do you have a B-phase?

- What's your real name?
- I did not tell you.

"You never told me your name?"
- No.

"You never asked me."
"I ask you now.

Ahmed. I am happy.

You, in two years, only me.
called for "Pakistan".

By chance, it was a
racist, before?

"A little"?

I always said that black and
white can be together

- s with the shirt
of Juventus. - Impossible.

My wife told me
that I hate football.

Leave it, I will.

Good morning lady,
we complete

Yes, leave Pakistan and let's go,
I only have an hour.

"Come on, where are you?"
- To my house, as always.

I do not understand.
We completed ... yes or no?

"Why do you sound like an idiot?"
- Turin s.

Why did you disappear?

Phone off,
distributor closed.

"If you wanted to cut,
have spoken. Cut what?

Mr. Piero had an incident,
lost his memory.

It's fine. Next time
invents another. Goodbye.

- Did you know her?
- Very well.

Your lover's been 3 years.

This, my wife
never told me

- Did you meet her at the brewery?
of Diego. - Who's Diego?

Friend with whom you go to the studio.

Impossible. I hate soccer.

"Could it be that my wife ...?"
- He screwed you right.

So girls, a cocktail party
or frothy ice cream?

- For me, pineapple juice.
- Pineapple juice.

- Orange.
- I'm a pear juice.

Michele save well:
a pineapple juice,

an orange and a pear juice.

- Pear juice too
for me. You go. - I?

You go. The plan is mine.
You go.

His plan, I will.

I'll be right back.

"Please, do not go."

"What are you talking about?"
- It's not a plan.

- They need to do us a favor.
- Like, teach you to play v lei?

No. It would be wise
in a woman.

Good Morning. A pineapple juice,
one orange and two pear.

Stop it.

- Hi. A bottle.
natural large. - Love!

Love? Why are you here,
would you like to know, you inept man?

A coincidence,
the same beach, the same sea.

Please, it's been 15 years since
People come here, you know!

Thanks.

- Can I get you a drink?
- Yes, he does.

- Is it clear?
- Yes right.

So let's go. I'll go find him,
because I do not know where he is.

Go Go.
Where did he go?

Love!

Why are you here?

Did not you have a meeting with the director?

Fortunately, it has been postponed
and was here alone.

- I was getting bored.
- Oh, Diana.

I felt I could not
missing the parasite.

"And these cocktails,
Who would they be? - Our.

Of course, they're ours.
And who should they be?

It's four.

"Happy hour",
pays three and takes four.

- What do you want?
- What we do?

Michi, Michi!
We are waiting for you!

Come on Rocchino, come on.

- You were alone, were not you?
- Honey, I can explain everything.

Let's go for a swim!

- Let's go home.
- Love, slow down.

- Calm down, you're pregnant.
- Yes, a handicapped person!

Have you been told that you are a boy?

The handicapped you!

It's me! Sorry, no.
had understood, my love.

Phase B was perfect, was not it?

So I do not
hen house

- in the third act of "Tosca"?
- No! - No! - No!

He was looking at the
and stumbled into the post.

Pakistan counted.

I do not like classical music?

Again?

Is Pl cido Domingo,
passes over with the car.

In compensation, he saw everyone
the soccer games on TV ...

- from 1970 until today.
- And at least a thousand in the studio.

Juve, Juve!
"Bianconero" from the head to the feet,

set in the Scirea curve.

- Right, but read Proust.
- Prost.

Enchia to Prost
when I ran in the Ferrari.

There is also a collection
of "Le ore",

1980s, "Gold" edition,
the best.

So far, the only one
book you read

was the auto school manual,

at age 18 and you told me
who did not understand very well.

a little ... Umberto Eco
from the gas station.

And this story of what
massages on my wife?

Come on, that's enough!
Before that, it was a heart attack.

- Okay, but ...
"But what?" - What?

No, I mean, if later ...
we made love.

Have not you seen your wife?

I invite a round
for everybody,

because this was the
Best joke of the night.

- Another double.
- Go.

The last mating,
if I remember correctly, it was 2000.

Championship semifinals
Against the Netherlands.

When they hit the p naltis, right?

Yes, but I was
very very very nice

- Very.
- Love!

Boys.

There's nothing to do ...

- My wife's a bitch.
- Let's go!

- What we wanted!
- Let's go!

Ri, palha o

Who knows who?
What are you laughing at?

- Love, you?
- No, it's me.

"Piero, I have to speak.
- Yes? Me too.

- So we can pair
or odd. - No, I'll start.

I'll just say three words.

"Love of the heart"?
- No, you sucks.

Opera, "quiche lorraine",
massage of b ...

And all the shit you told me.

Yes, I know, you're right.

"I was going to tell you now.
"You did something horrible.

It replaced me! Made another enter
in my place. Realize?

What happened, I did not like it.
more from Piero than before?

Did he want another Piero?

No, no,
I did not want another Piero.

Yes! Yes!

I wanted you different.
and so ... - So what?

Since you like
of so many changes,

get used to your new team
because I do not play anymore

I'm leaving, I'm leaving!

No, Piero. Please,
let's talk.

Maybe we can
find a solution.

I already found the solution.
Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Wake up, wake up!
Help, help, a thief!

- Mommy, are you okay?
- Yes, very good.

Look for a rope fast
and you, Paola, call the Police.

"How can you come in?"
- By the door.

a professional,
in my opinion

Yes! Al , Police?
Yes, we found out ...

- Roberto.
- Roberto.

No! Sorry, it's an error.
Good night. What did you say?

- Your cousin Roberto.
- What did you do?

I hit him. Sorry, but the
What were you doing here last night?

"What was Roberto doing?"
- Because Roberto is ...

he watered,
because the gardener ...

- At night?
- Yes.

Mommy, take a shower at night,
the plants,

because during the day, it evaporates the water.
If you do not know, no ...

What a slap!
What a slap!

- Was it you?
- No.

The lady in yellow,
Jessica Fletcher.

That Grandpa did not recognize you.

I had only seen a photo
with his cousin Paola.

- Press Paola?
"Paola, first grade, me.

I apologize,
but I did not know

Do you come here?
At night to water.

- Watering what?
- Like "what"? The plants.

He's in shock, poor guy.
He's confused.

Not that normally
never shone

I apologize to you,
did not know

Apologized.

"Better to tell you everything."
- Can we have some ice?

Go to sleep
there is class tomorrow

Mom, go to bed.
she is tired

Please forgive me.
Good night.

Let's go to sleep, children.

What are you doing here tonight?

Anything.
A fascicle I forgot ...

No, I would like to highlight ...

that is not a
strange thing that

"I" be here, but
Yes, there is "him".

Angry! Bravo, boys!
We sound like gods.

And your Paul says that tomorrow.
we will be right.

How not!

Rocco, I want to see you excited,
not depressed.

Tomorrow is the big chance.
Enough of thinking about Valeria.

It sounds easy.

Diana will have tomorrow off?
- Clear.

Said I'm going to a convention.

Rocco, let's get the
bull by the horns.

I'm talking to your wife.

Relax, Rocco, start Phase C.

- Worried?
- In the alphabet

It's only 21 letters, we just did two
and I am alive by a miracle.

Who?

Piero.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I thought ... I thought ...

What do I do, I walk in?

- Come on, come on, silly.
- Thank you thank you.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- I'm sorry about Roberto.
- Awesome!

The first time
I hear you say "I'm sorry".

All right, go to bed.

" LITHIUM SCHOOL DAY"

Who? Who?

Mommy! Yes, I'll take it for you.
Fourth drawer, he told me.

I'll take everything, yes.
No, I can not come in.

I'm near your house,
like something here.

See you later.
Bye, kiss.

Good Morning. Can you see a croquette,
a "suppl " and a piece of ...

Dr. Pandolfelli?

Good morning.
croquette, a "suppl " and ...?

Excuse me, do you have rotisseria too?

"Part time".
You know how, the crisis.

No!
Did they tell me a lie?

Did my mother organize everything?

You know Mrs. Clara,
You can not say no to her.

- So it's not bad?
- No, no.

Her heart is
a little withered,

but without exaggeration.

You're crazy!
It's a criminal ...

Are they the jokes to do?

Look, it's not a joke.

Your mother said that you pass.

to maybe see you
twice a year.

That is, will see your mother, sick
of the heart, twice a year?

No!

I mean, yes.
Including three.

Sorry if I allow myself to?

- You should be ashamed.
"But I'll call you many times."

- How many times?
- Once for once.

Once a month!
Did you hear that? Once a month!

Bravo, parabens!
Once a month!

No, once ...
Take care of your nose.

I know your mother well,
customer is more than 20 years ...

Because of these things
fries you're sick!

I think you're sick
because of the solitude.

I can not take it anymore.

If you do not tell the truth,
I'll tell.

- Come on, no kidding.
"But who's kidding?"

We will not see you any more.
Always busy.

You never have time for me.

I know, but unfortunately, if
It's a few more days.

A few days, the club.

First it was two weeks,
then it became one more,

now it's almost two months.

Paola, when are you going?
die old

What are you doing,
hit me

Do you know the true
Rocco's problem?

The priorities.

I wonder,
all the bullshit in

he loses time
every day...

where you find energy

for the cards, football
virtual, the weld ...?

The little soldiers!
At his age!

They make him lose the notion of what
really important in life.

- I mean?
- That is, the pri ... pri pri ...

- Priorities.
- Priorities.

- Hi, Rocco.
- Hi, children.

Think of a child, the couple,

the needs and desires
of the companion, that is me.

He, enough for a wig and the
rest of the world disappears.

All you have to do is do the clowning
and I no longer exist.

- Yes, but ... - Because I am
telling him, what worse than him?

But what freedom is that?
How do you say that?

Who did you live with all these years?
With Rocco or with a stranger?

He always tells me he wants to
a lot of kids with you,

who loves you, what's the woman?
most important part of his life.

And do not say you do not know,
because I do not believe

In return, what you did
All this years? What did you do?

He tried to change it.
- I? - Yes, ma'am, you.

And you know why? Why do you want it?
just like you. He wants it sad.

Sad and dry like you.
I spoke.

- Hi, Rocco. The 5 F
Sa ram? - Not yet.

- What do you mean?
- What do I look at? Do not you see

- What do you do, fight?
- Calm down, man.

Sicilian, gesture.

If it had come at least
once to see us play,

if it was found that
wig not a game,

It's a dream that Rocco took

forward, despite
people like you,

that they should want
your good and your happiness.

You know what I'm telling you?
Rocco did very well to leave her.

Actually, I left him.

It's okay, swapping the parcel
the result is always the same.

sad and dry, what you .

There he is.

By the way, he already delivered
the letter, yes or no?

I still can not.

Still! What does it mean
I could not

- Dude, you gotta have the courage.
- I can not do this now, everyone.

If Giada heard you
say these things,

What should I think?

- Or is not a man?
- Yes - Well, then, courage!

Must conquer things,
Yes, they do not have any value.

Come on, man.

Here, this for you.

Thanks.

- Hi.
- Hi, did you find everything?

Yes, even things that
I did not think to find.

We can talk a little,
mammé face "very sick"?

With pleasure, but later. Now
Come on, you have a beautiful surprise.

One more?

- Hi, Daddy. Have you seen?
- What did you do? I do not believe it.

Grandmother taught me yesterday,
a first experiment.

After all, it's not difficult.

The face of experience!
Good.

Hi guys.

"Grandmother, I delivered the letter.
"Very well, Lorenzo.

Hi, Paola!

All right?

- You'll be happy, now.
- Why?

Roberto and I broke up.

- I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Since learning,
only you can say that.

But you know the problem?
I'm not feeling anything.

But I was not
in love with Roberto?

I do not know.

You know the only thing I know?
I will never understand men.

There is nothing to understand.
That's the trick.

Dude, did not you tell me the truth?
What exactly did Valeria say?

Rocco, are we friends?

If you say so,
things are bad

- Answer, are we friends or not?
- It depends. All right, I want to know.

If a friend tells you something,
Does it say for your sake?

- Yes I believe. - So,
Rocco, your friend Michele tells you:

"Put a lip on top."

I would put on
You, the lust!

You told me:
"I'll tell you everything!"

I tried, but no.
there was nothing to do.

Rocco, forget it.

"But how do you" forget it "?
- Forget it. - No, I can not.

"Rocco, look at you.
- No. - Look!

Rocco, you're a handsome man.

Interesting.

Do you know how much time someone like

you need to
Find another woman?

An? Ten, you find!
What ten, a hundred.

- No, people?
- Said!

But what about this funeral?

We'll soon get on the stage.
for Beatlemania.

This is why
last year we did a ...

Watch out!

So, John, grab it!

- You're right, man.
- Claw!

- Claw! - Claw! - Claw!
- Claw! I got it, sweetie!

You're right, man,
if we have claw,

we have to go there and win
Everybody, boys!

- Claw! Claw!
- Claw! - Claw!

Let's go!

- There is one thing that
I want to ask. - Speech.

What exactly did Valeria say?

Rocco, are we friends?

If you say so,
things are bad

- Answer, are we friends or not?
- It depends. All right, I want to know.

If a friend tells you something,
say to your good?

- Yes, I do. - So,
Rocco, your friend Michele tells you:

"Put a lip on top".

Actually, I was saying
that it was a lie that he did not return.

But one of the day to
Night learns to do

"Great place to stay"
and ayurvedic massages!

I got it, I made it.
Patience!

And now?

And now you have
something irreparable.

Of criminal complaint.

Depriving a man of his right
sacred detestable ...

something I would never have done.

I do not say with Renatino,
what a love

but in my opinion,
with that idiot of your ex.

In some cases it is essential,
but if you do not like a man,

leave it, do not format it.

You know, actually, I liked
in this way, defective,

- I only noticed it later.
- Then talk to him.

- Yes, I know, I say.
- Now! - Just a moment!

Too much anxiety.

"The blue prince, where did it go?"
- I think she's in the bathroom.

- Hi!
- Would you mind giving me a hand?

Mom, what if I do not like it?

I know you like it, I would not come.

Her!

- Hi.
- Hi.

Come on, come in.

Here you go.

Mine, my grandmother, my sister.

- Hi everyone.
- Hi Hi.

Let's go to my room,
before eating?

Yes let's go.

I'll finish preparing.

Did you see? Z c, to your room!
He was just like his father.

In his opinion,
How long does "love story" last?

June?
- August ends.

But let's not talk,
Yes, thank you.

Vov !

- Grandma Clara!
- Mom!

Let's go.

"Come on."

"Peace and love"!

Hi!

Forgive the intrusion.

Guys, congratulations!
Are in the final

and with the highest mark.
Angry!

I knew it, I knew it!
We went very well!

If we do well "Sgt. Pepper's"
It was, the prize was ours.

What's it?

I'm missing Yoko Ono.
I'm missing Yoko Ono!

wonderful.
My first time in the studio!

You came a lot of
Sometimes you just do not remember.

And my wife wanted
I hide it all.

If I find her, I'll take one eye.

Piero! Piero, treasure.

- No, Anna?
"Get a finger on the big ones.

I know this is the last place
what would you think to see me in?

people buy this
space to advertise,

But I bought
to apologize.

But are you crazy?
What a piece of paper.

Do not make gestures, which
no one knows it's for me

Believe me, I did for both,
because I wanted us to start again

to love us as before.

In recent years
we ignored,

We had no wishes
to stay together.

Not even you were
interested in sex.

Sex with her!

I remembered my Piero,
who courted me at sea,

the one who asked me to marry

singing "On your knees
in front of you ",

the one who took me
of honeymoon to London,

and then discovered

that was to see the end of the
England Cup at Wembley.

Did I really do it?

I ... I just wanted you
know how much I love you.

If you want, we'll see you tonight
in the usual place.

I know this you have not forgotten.

My friend, the collar of
Anna just in the corner.

Piero! Piero! Piero!

- Now what do I do?
- The draw goal!

- Dr. Rovere?
- Yes.

Your mother is awake,
but has a strong arrhythmia.

- So?
- I can not do anything for her.

I'm sorry.

- Can?
- Please.

Come on, too.

Children, wait here.

- Mom ...
- My love, are you here?

I feel like crap.

I know, the guy from
rotisseria told me.

It makes killer fries,
but nice

Did you know that
we were apart.

I'm not younger,
but I'm not finished.

We do not talk to you
so do not make her feel bad.

Yes, you
were very entertaining.

The best moment was
of fake films.

I had so much fun that
moments almost got me all dirty.

"How did you find out?"
"I told you,

can not tell lies.

Marcello, see you grow up

was the most
beautiful of my life

even if sometimes
He looked like an idiot.

- Thank you, Mom.
"Imagine, my love.

But you two, really
Will you be together again?

Yes, now rest.

I'll be better tomorrow
and we'll take her home.

I thought of tomorrow
for dinner buy the ...

What are their names? The...

- Let's go home.
"What house, Father?"

Our home.

Hi everybody!

- "Peace and love"!
- "Peace and love"!

We wanted to thank you

and to jurors who
voted for us

and that in ...

Shit, Yoko Ono!

- Valeria is here.
- At where? - L . No, she?

Yes, come on, come on!
One moment and we started!

We make the arrangements
end and we started.

We're starting ...

We started.

As old John said:

"There are no problems,
more solutions ".

And this is the solution.
Follow me, boys.

There is a woman who
do what it says

To whom do I owe all that I have

a woman who makes me happy

My wife
and today I'll tell you

Does not support when
I'm with my friend.

But the music
My usual dream

Then smile
When I tell her

Do you want a child?
Come on, do not say that no

My wife is
I'll get married soon

Shattered my heart
And now, what do you do?

You tell me:
"It does not grow anymore, it disappears!"

I say, "I'm sorry, I'm going to change,"
But you, what do you do?

Leave me alone and go

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You and me"

He said to me, "Away!"
Actually, I'm here.

- Sleep in the couch
- My!

With back pain
I kneel to your feet.

I said goodbye to Peter Pan

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You ...

and me

This is the statue of Moloch,
was used in "Cabiria".

Made you laugh because you said
who was equal to his teacher.

Yes, from Latin.

His name was Martinelli,
a bastard.

I remember this very well,
before finishing high school.

I remember that
also brought me here ...

when we celebrate
10 years of marriage.

Played Juve-Lazio, 3-2.

I'm glad you're here.

I had something to tell you.

In short, I do not have
a quiet conscience.

I found out I brought you.
But I did not know anything, I swear.

Lisa Brancale, call
by all of "benefactor".

Corso Cairoli 14, second floor.

I was with her last night,
but we just slept.

Where are you going to go tonight?

I...
I was thinking about going home ...

but if you cook.

- Yes.
- Right. - Done.

You could also continue ...

- washing with this
moving assiduity? - Clear.

- If you think I should do that.
- I think.

I wanted to ask you something.
When he kicked me out of the house,

What was I
I had forgotten?

It does not matter,
I do not remember either.

Maybe ... I'll see ...

buy ... that thing.

There's always something
to buy, no?

- Gone?
- Yes. - Finally!

Yes, as we do for
work on this boy, no?

Totally according to you.

- But soon your friend
if it goes, no? - Clear.

I have a scientific plan.
There, as Ringo Starr said ...

Ringo was talking?
- Little girl!

Do not speak ill of Ringo, the
drummer of all time!

But what I have to explain,

of "rock 'n' roll"
do not understand anything

And you, no women ...

"John"!

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