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The chosen man by a woman,

No, what? seems more attractive,

but he that loathes it less. Charles Darwin

All in a row. Perfect!

Of course, we'll speak English.

How not? Yes of course, we do in English. Ready?

Number ... 16.

SEX WAR 2

12.

Number ... 4!

Two to one for the girls!

9!

Number ...

Number ... 18!

Raise I'll make fun of us.

What time is it? Or, what's the time?

Who will try? Lorenzo.

- What time is it? - S 16:40.

Why did not you ring the bell?

Very well! Why did not you ring the bell?

Why did not you ring the bell?

And why did not you ring the bell?

I know why. Kids, get out, class is over.

Play immediately!

The doorbell! I'm mortified.

I want to know what was doing.

A search on Wikip dia for a student who ...

A survey in the Virtual Football.

I had to send to training, I do not know

they gave a defeat by 3-0 in the tournament.

- It was very important. - Rocco ...

"I'll fire him, will not I?" - Do not overdo it, my love.

We'll talk later at home.

Come on, we will not go here. there is nothing to see!

Rocco, It's been 6 years since I supported you.

When will you grow up?

We started with this history of Peter Pan?

So explain to me how you call to a guy of almost 40 years ...

What's in the playground? with the children.

That is not true. I left those little cards.

You must believe my word, do not need

- Look! What is this? - Figurines. Who was that p s?

"Everyone's in here. - Nothing, nothing.

- Goodbye. - Out!

- What is it? - This ...

Barcelona, Spanish championship 96-97.

Ronaldo ... thin.

- A very rare card. - Very rare.

- No, no! Honey, I beg you! - Shall I continue?

- The other drawers? - Enough, enough.

However, the story Do you play or sleep?

Why do not you stay? Afternoon with friends

doing clowns.

No, no, no! I will not allow it.

I allow you to mock the cards, let me mock the little soldiers,

but I will not mock it!

At four we revolutionized the history of rock 'n roll!

Thank you!

- I'm here. - Hey man!

Thanks for everything. Congratulations, good music.

Are all of you?

- Yes, originals. - It's the best!

So we said: 4 cans of good olive oil,

4 bottles of wine,

one of my city, that a spectacle,

4 glasses of pickles and 3 beautiful "scamorze".

Sorry but as allowed

Look, we're professionals! The scamorze were four.

I know there were four,

but you do American music

and I do not understand English I was bored and I ate one.

It was wrong to eat it.

I do not understand Did I mess up eating the scamorze?

Well, well, well, well!

I am a witness, were 4 "scamorze".

- And now it's 3! - Now you're confessing!

- Why are they 3 now? "Why did I eat one, so what?"

And so ... it's right! 4 minus one that ate, only 3!

You're right. Mathematics is not an opinion.

Sorry, math He is not strong.

History, geography, this things...

- Right. - What can be done?

Who puts me in these situations,

if I do not maybe he will ...?

Give me my share that I have to go,

Valerie squeezed her throat. "Another time with Valerie?"

Man or no? Again Valeria's problem?

What should I do? Go home and kill her?

"I'm going home and I'll kill her." - Kill her!

Do not you know we're in Italy?

Unfortunately, in Italy It is forbidden to kill the companion.

It is a crime. I already I told you, you can not.

It has to be male, do as I did.

She stands in front of Valeria and says:

"My love, I like to play, You like it or not. "

- Hi, puppy. - Hi darling.

- How was the meeting? - Very well. Still awake?

- What time is it? "Early, just one.

You know that when people works, time flies.

And then, I do not even tell you,

greet everyone, the bis, the applause ...

The bis?

Articles bis. 2 bis, 3 bis, 4a.

The director wanted to read everyone.

And what about the applause?

What...

Read it so well, so far they did the "hello" in the office.

Good, my love. If I thought 5 years ago ...

You and your friend had the fixed idea of ​​the Beatles.

Look where it arrived without that idiot.

All your love, my love.

Do you know that he continues? Look, if I imagine ...

at his age, with the wig to touch,

It gives me a sadness.

Let's sleep, tomorrow I have a meeting with the Board.

- Goodnight love. - Good night.

Italy is a civilized country, with laws and regulations ...

- which you must respect. - And you?

And what do we have to do? We were born here.

You are the guests. Am I a guest?

You also came from Puglia to the north.

What's that got to do with it? We all speak Italian.

Before we had differences. North, south, dialects.

Now we're mixed.

If I go to Turin, people They think I'm from Turin,

They do not realize where I come from.

All right, finish eating.

Let alone that we are not tolerant.

Good morning, Mrs. Brancale.

I'm back with the reservation, Piero.

I'm ready to fill it.

Could it be before 14:30?

You know, the hard pause only an hour.

No problems, I leave it to Pakistan.

Pakistan, attend the "self-service"

and win the "kebab"!

Yes, Mr. Piero!

"Shall we go to the usual place?" - Run that burn!

Italians.

- Are you ready? - "Be ready", "be ready".

Can not say another thing when he gets home.

- Hi. - Hi.

Piero, stop contaminating the sauce!

With these dirty hands, with oil under the nails,

gasoline, pipes Let's go!

And what should I say?

urologist, pick up bags and testicles all day

and is kneading the agnolottis. Always the same exaggerated.

Exaggerated, an ova! You wash your hands!

Dad, you need to sign the newsletter.

Yes, but be careful not to Smear with the sauce.

Shut up.

5 in Italian? 5 in Italian?

Good, treasure, like your father.

It's okay if I do turkey tomorrow night

- Why, Christmas? - My sister's birthday.

- We invited some friends. - I did not invite anyone.

Tomorrow is the end of "Champions League".

Please!

Do not come up with small talk, You know that 15 days ago.

Anna, I'm not. with small talk.

Do not mess with mine most sacred feelings!

Compare your sister with the Champions League final?

"Say something, too." - I do not know what to say, serious!

Record? Tomorrow night I can see live!

Departure in prime time and dinner at 11:00 p.m.

Anna, it's the end. The very Word says, there's one a year.

And how old are you? h in a year? A!

Again with this Fucking birthday!

Last year I lost the classic for the 80 years of his mother,

who is now dead.

And for the school party. I did not see Italy-Brazil ...

and now they want to deny me the final.

Do you understand that your mother? Do not want to see the final?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, on both of us.

- No, not you. - I told them both.

If I do not see, no one sees!

And do not yell at your father!

Go to study, silly!

Understand what people I live with, Alex?

- I'll get the dessert. - Honey, I'll get the cake.

What am I doing, no?

Improved? He's doing everything.

- Al? - How's the game going?

Beautiful! They all run to one side and all to another.

They are all nervous, However.

One stumbled on the other in the area ...

and the referee got angry and gave one of those kicks

that the player is in front of the goalie.

- A p nalti? - Yes, a p nalti.

Renato, please, pass by. for someone more competent.

It's fine, but calm. Piero.

My friend, great game.

Zero to zero and Juventus lost a p nalti.

But, whore ...!

- It seemed strange. - It was not me, fell alone.

Yes! Poltergeist.

"Have you studied the dossier I sent you?" - Yes.

So let's review.

Lorenzo, where We were at Easter?

- Cruise on the Nile. - Very well.

"And for Christmas, Flavia?" - 15 days in Bora Bora. Brava.

And for mom and question is more difficult.

What we did special during the holidays in Ibiza?

- Snorkel? - No, it was a trick!

We've never been in lbiza. Concentrate, please.

This is the present. Do not ask what,

my secretary bought

Marci, I beg you,

It's been 5 years since we this theater is enough.

You are heart-sick, we can not give problems.

Guys, please, at least today, Let's be a real family.

What great holidays they had! Come on, tell me something.

For example, as this famous Bora Bora?

- More or less. - Fantastic.

It has two faces. The first island, Bora,

- really fantastic, one stop. - Yes.

In return, the other island, Bora, like

said Paola, no. nothing out of this world.

Lots of pollution, prices, transit.

So there are two islands What are the two Bora?

Yes, exactly, but Bora Boreal recognizes it ...

because one is above and the other below.

- Like Bergamo up and down. "Very well, exactly.

In addition, the landscape very similar,

Sometimes ... as of Bergamo high.

Yes. Let's give the gift from grandma.

All right, on behalf of everyone.

- Thanks! - Congratulations, Mom. - Thank you, but how beautiful.

They do not know how much I want you.

Seriously, it's a Wonderful family.

- It's not easy these days. - I know, Mom.

Why do not you see here? Also for Christmas?

Then we see. Maybe we'll get organized.

Sorry but I got it a panties and a suti ?

No, they do. Instead they are ...

This ...

One ... and one sieve of flour, you? There are also wings.

- You should shake it like that. "What a thing!

And this ... a modern fastener

not to burn with the pots.

High tech.

Clear, you invent everything.

At least I try.

- Hi! - Hi love.

- Hi guys. How was it? - As usual.

He believed it to be a miracle.

- Have you eaten? - No, I did not.

I, without you, my love, I let myself starve.

Listen to this. Remember the Bortolazzi ...

who fight for chihuahua ownership?

In his opinion, What did Mom see in Roberto?

I do not know, there are two. Years that I wonder.

Look, Pakistan ...

Italy is a different country.

For example, for every job

where one person would suffice, in Italy two are needed:

one works and the other It's a parasite.

How are you?

You are parasite. and I work.

Here we are not like you, Pakistan.

Mr. Piero!

Here it is. How are you?

The doctor said Mr. Piero brain trauma Maybe serious.

Maybe serious? How serious?

What happened, may I ask?

He hit the head to save

a dog that was under the car.

Like "under the car"? He hates dogs!

I was ... with a very human face.

Enough for today, boys. Good very good.

You beetles, very well.

I did the math 43 days for Beatlemania.

I feel, this year we will win.

- What? - We've been participating for 10 years.

- What? - Not even in the finals.

Guys, this year we have something which other years we never had.

THE...?

- Attitude. - The attitude.

THE...?

- Attitude, attitude. - The attitude!

The attitude, the attitude, yes.

- The attitude! - The attitude, the attitude!

- We understand! - That's perfect.

And on the wings of this enthusiasm,

You left. Goodbye, "my brothers".

- Love. - Honey, what do you want?

An absurd thing!

The key, I tried and I tried and it did not open.

Think a little! I changed the lock, you bastard.

Sure, that's why.

Of course, he changed the lock, I could not open it.

Why are you dressed like that?

I could do the same question, you know?

You really have no remedy!

Do not ever forget your idiocy with your friends.

When, however, it's about something

important for both of us ...

"The two of us" who? What exactly does it mean?

Get out of my life, asshole!

John, come on we have a gift for you.

This ... your, no?

- They were in the bin. - Thank you.

So do I, I believe.

These are the remains archaeological sites on vinyl.

Thank you.

"Sgt Pepper's, where are you?" - But who are you, Rain Man?

Same Rocco, do not worry. These things happen, right?

My mother threw out My father is one more.

"And how did it end?" "You're with someone else and very happy.

He had fallen ... out.

If you want, you can eat with us tonight.

Come on, make a good fish. In my fashion.

No, thanks, guys. It's difficult that way.

"Voil "!

How much fat we take So far ... from Moby Dick?

- Who's Moby Dick? - A whale. A metaphor.

- What? - I'll explain later.

- By the way, thanks for the gift to my mother. - You're welcome.

- Excellent choice. "I knew she would."

Can I get my cell phone?

I would have chosen better, but ... I'll give you some of the same.

Yes? Mom, I'm at the I'm working, I'm ...

As? When was that, sorry?

Did you call the cardiologist?

Very well. Calm, I arrive in half an hour.

Do not shake, okay? Goodbye.

My mother, had a heart attack.

You continue. Cut here, they do hemostasis ...

and see what can be done.

- Good Morning. - Mrs...

- How are you? - Out of danger.

Thank God.

But, unfortunately, the trauma caused him a grave amnesia.

How serious? Do not you remember anything?

- No, no, it remembers almost everything. - Less bad.

Almost everything done before final examinations of middle school.

- Then ... the emptiness. - The empty.

Come on, you're up.

One at a time.

Piero, how are you?

Anna.

Saw? You did not forget me.

What did you do? Aged horribly.

Also the sensitivity the same as before.

"Is the day with you?" - Who?

You are not her lifemate. of bank of Ndia Ravelli?

Yes. Yes, Ndia Ravelli. is not and I am.

- What a pity. - What a pity.

- Why? Why? - Why?

As Ndia Ravelli never gave him a ball,

after a few years You married me.

September 15, 1990. The date is not right,

but you will not remember anyway.

In 1990? In the future.

What division did they put you in?

Well now better let it stand.

I had never seen a similar amnesia.

In fact, it's very rare.

Ma'am, now you have the custody of his past.

Use all means to help him

to rebuild ancient identity,

photos, videos, stories, friends. All.

I know had to format her husband.

Format...

Liked it.

Format.

Mommy, where are you? Mommy!

Mommy!

- Good morning Doctor. - Good Morning.

- How are you? - I'll finish. to do the electrocardiogram.

"But what about Dr. Ventriglia?" - I'm in love, I'll replace it.

Nice to meet you, Pandolfelli. I am deputy director in the Polyclinic.

Rovere, nice to meet you.

Thank you for your arrival Quick, doctor.

I'm a doctor, too. I'm a surgeon.

So, what picture do we have?

Seeing that we are colleagues,

I can talk in particular two minutes?

I say it bluntly. The situation is serious.

Your mother has a fibrillation. very sharp earphone.

I saw the medical history

of other problems who suffered and ...

AND...?

If you were 10 years old I would recommend

a new urgent operation,

but at this age, the heart is so worn,

no anesthetist would give permission.

"What do you suggest I do?" - Make her calm.

With a life without tensions of any kind,

under these conditions can survive up to one more.

Like one more?

Does my mother have one more life?

Know that no an exact science,

could be 10 days or 40,

depends on the lady's fiber.

I'm sorry.

Mam e, what do you do for p ?

What did the doctor say? Why this mystery?

- Am I wrong? - Bad? How bad!

He said you're a beast. You've never seen such an octogenarian.

He saw the exams. Your heart has recovered well from operations.

Today was just one pressure drop.

I could run the New York marathon.

Marcello, if there is one thing that you never knew how to do,

tell lies. Come on, what have I got?

- Behold here... - How much do I have left?

Well, according to the doctor, one more, but not so,

maybe your body will react well and lives another 20 years.

- Finished? - Yes.

I thought I caught that caregiver you never wanted.

- I will not leave you alone. I'll take care of everything. - No.

- I have a great idea. - Speak. - I'm coming with you.

I want to live these last days.

that I have left, with my family.

"With ... your family?" - Yes.

- We? - Yes! You, Paola, Flavia and Lorenzo.

- The four! - The four.

"And if we come here taking turns - No, no, no.

"You know I do not want to bother you. - Exactly.

You have your lives, I'll stay with you.

What a good idea!

Ana, if you need help, do not praise.

It's fine. Bye thank you.

Renato, this is the logo of the new brand.

- Definitive? - Definitive. - Good.

Michele! Micheluccio, help!

Valeria left me. Help.

I think you have personal matters to deal with.

- Sorry, Renato. - You're welcome. - Thank you.

But what are you doing, leaving? I liked her!

What do you want?

It would have cost me out of the house!

I am desperate, I do not know where to go.

I thought about staying with you. Temporarily!

No way! No!

I do not have a guest room.

Okay, I'm used to it. with the janitor's room,

It pays me anywhere.

- Where do I put it on the porch? - On the porch, no! - Right.

- Put me in the living room. - No.

Put me on the sofa bed, I will not disappoint.

- Besides that It is not a sofa bed. - Yes.

- No, it's a sofa. - No, it's a sofabed.

- No, no sof -sof . - Sofa bed.

I'm sure, I gave it to him.

So it was a premeditated present.

Intentional.

Anyway, I can not help.

In the name of our old friendship.

Precisely for this reason, I can not help.

(I.e. But look only for you,

when I needed help, I was there, right?

Do you remember that I saved your life? that time in the canoe.

- You have a debt with me. - How long should this debt last?

That the snake every three months as if it were a promise.

In addition, the water it was shallow, half a meter,

and mainly, You pushed me.

You have proof of what Are you saying?

No.

Anyway, Sorry, I can not host you.

- No? - No.

- Goodbye. - Where you go?

See your wife. Tell her

that instead of do overtime,

It's late for Paul McCartney wig ...

and come and sing with me.

Come ... come here for a moment. Come on we'll find a way.

You do not have to do this.

What is this, blackmail?

- Yes. "Why did not you tell me before?"

- That showed the friendship. "What friendship?"

- Do we care about that? - I know I know.

You think you're living with us again, with your mother together?

It will not be for long, unfortunately. You know.

What about Roberto?

Sorry, love. Stay. one more in a apart hotel,

my husband will come back to live with us. "

If he loves you, as you say, you will understand. "

Yes, you will understand.

I swear, the last one. Please, pray.

If you do not do it for me, do for my mother.

Basically, you've always had a good relationship with her, no?

Come on, you can not stop it. A grandmother will spend her last days.

with his grandchildren, with his family.

You are truly incorrigible.

Well, give me time to talk to Roberto.

Thank you.

You are a sensitive woman, intelligent, and evolved as well.

A sensitive woman, intelligent, and also evolving,

I would never have married you.

Yes, the "test" of pregnancy is not safe,

I also did the exam.

Yes, totally free.

I can not wait to tell Michele.

Has arrived. I'll call you tomorrow. Yes, bye, bye.

- Hi, puppy. - Hi love.

- Honey, I gotta say something. - Me first.

"Soon we'll be three. - You know?

Well, if I do not know ...

- I found out recently. - As?

Actually, I've been feeling it for a while.

"Sixth female sense."

"And you're happy?" A little shaken.

- But happy. - Serious?

Well, I'm happy too, then.

Yes love but we have to organize

things a little.

We have to organize.

For example, no. we have a small room.

We put to sleep on the couch.

How not to sof ? No, you have to buy a bed.

In addition, we have to buy other things, clothes.

Should you live on our shores? No, yeah, exaggerated.

- Love... - Yes?

Think you're beautiful will be when sleeping

in the middle of the bed.

If he tries, I give him two slaps!

Do not be jealous.

Between us we will not change anything, right?

- With him in the middle? - Yes.

Okay, you're happy.

Excuse me.

Yes, I wanted to talk about the meeting this morning.

- Rocco! - Finally! I'm getting old here.

All right, look happy !. You'll understand women.

- I already gave up. - I'll open it for you.

Sorry, my dog.

- I'm so happy. - Me too.

Then we have to decide how to call it.

Well, I would call him usually: Rocco.

Got crazy?

With so many names, choose Rocco,

like the idiot of your friend?

So now ... When I was talking about ...

did not mean ... was referring to

I'll.

Sweetheart! Do not do that.

- What? - Do not open that door.

- Donkey? My mother. - So, open it?

- No surprise. - Shall I leave it outside?

Here I am!

Diana, thank you, welcome me. in your home as a child.

Thank you thank you.

Thank you.

It's beautiful here!

Tell me it's not what I think.

- Is he staying here? - ...

Love, but you're pregnant! I'm the happiest man in the world.

Gr vida?

Presentiment and friendship! "Peace and love".

Thank you!

Guys, get going in the afternoon!

Lorenzo, hangs my diploma on the wall

Flavia, control all the shoes, please.

Everything of Roberto must disappear,

leave everything as when I was.

"Should we mess it up?" - Very funny.

Do you think I would have books are so old

Your grandmother knows me well.

Sorry, more care,

this is my school of ancient books.

It's too expensive.

Calm down, I'm giving you a personal touch home.

I take the old books and I go back

Thank you for my colejo. of "Four Wheels".

Do you want help getting the luggage to the apart hotel?

- Padano. - Yeah. - Sorry about one thing.

Let it be clear that all this, I do it for Paola's sake.

Because if it's true only half

of the things that I said of you ...

- I've changed since then. - I'll wait for you.

Why bother in her, even if it is

just a finger, I broke his face.

I'll get Mommy. Arrange the "Four Wheels".

Sorted by year.

Flavia, hide the photos by Roberto.

I'm going to get Grandma. I'll be right back.

Here we are!

This is our house. Come here.

- Do it like it's your house. - Thank you.

- Here we are. Hi! - Excuse me.

- Hi, Daddy. Welcome. How are you? - Good.

- Alberto. - Alberto.

We call it as Alberto Sordi?

No, Alberto as his father, as grandma.

With my father?

"And how is my father?" "And who knows?" He's dead.

"Is my father dead?" - Yes, unfortunately.

- What about mama? - Also.

"My mother also died?" - Look, it's a massacre.

"But it's been nine years, you know. "I see, but I did know now.

rf o, come on. Look, we were beautiful.

The day of the wedding. You really like this photo.

- We put it here because ... - We loved each other so much.

- Right, Alberto? - Yes Yes.

And all this ...

"And all those books?" - It's yours.

It's yours, yes. Because you love to read.

I love reading?

Mainly French writers,

Flaubert, Baudelaire and even

"In Search of Time Lost "by Proust.

You will continuously.

Maybe I should write something down.

I got a tape recorder. Press REC.

- I record everything. - Yeah, record.

My son is Alberto, like my father, who is dead.

Try it, yeah?

"I have a house and I like to read. - Yes.

Very, very much, mainly those who write in French.

- Yes, French writers. - French.

- Mainly... - Flora ... Flore ...

- Flaubert. - Flaubert.

- Colbert ... - Robespierre! Baudelaire.

Baudelaire and ...

one that lost a little time, and have to help him find.

- Proust. - Proust.

C'mon C'mon.

- And the kitchen. - This is the kitchen.

In the morning you I was preparing juice,

then go to buy "croissants" ...

- and then washed the dishes ... - Wash the dishes.

- I was going to the hospital. - Follow up with the hospital.

And then you would work, coming back at night to cook.

While I was resting on the couch.

Of course, after a day thus giving a force.

Good, very good, my love.

- In short, the clothes delicate to 30 . - No, I know.

- 60 Roupa white linen. - You're very good. Great!

See you soon will return to be as before.

"Anna, did not I have friends?" - No.

No, you've always been a very lonely man

A very lonely man.

What about hobbies? Sports, football type?

No! Football no!

Football no!

I really liked classical music and also of opera, like me.

Perfect. I like a lot classical music, opera ...

and football gives me disgust, never see

Good.

Listen, love, sorry to talk,

but you lost that beautiful piemont s pace he had.

- I had a piemont ritmos rhythm? - Yes, you must practice.

Practice, extravagant.

I'm going to the hospital.

Practice the rhythm pie ...

Practice the piemont ritmos rhythm.

My love, sorry. if I did not party enough.

What the news was unexpected.

- But Im happy. - I know, puppy.

You will be a fantastic father.

Established contact.

The talking dad.

What did you tell Daddy? What did you tell Daddy?

But idiot? Michele, you'll find him.

Calm down, leave it to me.

I wanted to know the What do you have in your head?

We have to work tomorrow!

Let me hear the chords, which were not bad.

But soft, soft.

You've stayed here ...!

I play soft and you scream!

- There's something missing. - Try with a sun which is more melancholic.

What did you say ...

- Beautiful! - Perfect!

This is his death. Soft, sen o becomes mine.

- Clear. - See you tomorrow.

- And the last time ... - The volume!

This is the last time What do I tell you?

- Michele, thank you. - Please!

Love, madness !. You know what he Did you dare to tell me?

Go Go go!

Come on, you got it wrong.

Let's go again.

Dude, if I win, I'll give it to you. the championship of Palermo.

(I.e. And if you win, I'll give you

Trezeguet, Camoranesi, Buffon and Cassano.

Let's go.

Go Go go!

Yes!

If you want, I'll give you the Giada figurine, of 5 F!

- As? - How, how?

Dude, "love at first sight"?

Have you declared yourself?

No, it's always with other girls.

- Very well. - Dude, I know that. One day I will marry her.

- And you will be my witness. - Good.

So we better complete it. the album before the ceremony.

Attention class, recreation ended! Let's go!

And the next time you pick up you playing, I'll stick the ball!

How wonderful! It's all like the Last time I was here.

But you, always the same disorganized.

Yes I'm tired of catching his foot.

Welcome home, mother. I'll show you to your room.

After. You know, I am. glad to be with you!

We're happy too, Grandma.

- Excuse me, did you start smoking? - No, why?

Do not you smell the cigar?

No, a new perfumer of Cuban atmosphere!

the latest fashion, is called "A Night with Fidel".

Good idea.

How beautiful!

And who is that?

Mommy, you got cataracts, But nothing escapes you.

- But who? - Who?

- That. - Paola.

- Yes, she knows. - Who? - Who?

To my cousin Roberto, You did not know him.

- Handsome cousin! - Right, right?

We will never get it.

I love to massage Ana

with balelet oil anticellulite.

I love to do an hour of affection in Ana.

After the caresses, if she wants, we have sex.

No, it is not called "sex", it is said to "make love".

Before you do My love, I love washing.

and perfuming the intimate parts.

- Finished? "No, my love, there are still two left."

"There are still two shirts missing, I'll finish it later. - Good.

Are you ready for a good massage "sushi"?

"Shiatsu." The "sushi" raw fish. "Shiatsu."

"Shiatsu", it is called "shiatsu", not sushi.

Anyway, I'll wait for you.

You have to wash the dishes, too.

- It's done, love. - My beautiful ratin.

Check what it means "ratin".

Thank you, Paula. It's been a long time since ...

- was not happy like today. - Me too.

- Bye guys. good night and by tomorrow - Goodbye.

- Good night. - Good night.

Is it true that you were happy today?

No, it was a A little lie to the grandfather.

That.

- Where you go? - I'm sorry, ma'am.

I made her bed in the little room.

What time does Flavietta return? almost one.

- Can I give you some advice? - Clear.

Continue without cheering as it always did. Good night.

Good night.

You know, grandma, we're not

accustomed to drinking breakfast together.

Is very important

Have to lift 10 minutes before.

They're running all day.

By the less at night,

join the table all four together?

Yes, almost always.

Good Morning! How wonderful! Did you make the cherry pie?

Yes, I got up an hour earlier.

I must rest, I do one

big work responsibility.

Has changed? Do not do it anymore the tits of the old?

What kind of talk is that?

It is not called "tits", it is called "breasts"

and does not say "old" is said to be "not the youngest."

Accordingly, Why do not you give a gift ...

to this lady "no no younger"

and make me see any of these nights

the film they made in the movies, will not see you last?

- What movie? "From Egypt, do not you remember?"

That movie of the pyramids, where ...!

- What a memory, Mommy! - You know what we do?

We do a movie night.

Make me watch all the movies of their families.

From Egypt, from Bora Bora, which looks like B rgamo, you know?

- I'm very curious. - Dont tell me!

"Do you want to simulate Bora Bora here?" "And what do you need?"

Just fit close, fast assembly and lots of music.

Stay calm, call my assistant to give a hand.

- We're here. - Hi!

- All right, then. Kids! - Let's go.

Thank you very much, good work. One more week of holidays,

not in high season,

Christmas gift, maybe a little dinner.

Remember my children, my ex-wife?

- Hi, Marcello's ex-family. - Hi Hi Hi.

- All ready? - Yes, everything is ready.

"I've always dreamed of making movies. - Well, a lot of work.

Bora Bora, outlet 1! Camera, a o ... clapboard!

- Welcome! - Welcome.

Kisses to all.

Ol !

- But, go to mer ... - Mom, hi!

- Yes, Mom, hi! Out! - How nice!

Come. I'll see.

Let's get this out!

- Hi, Mommy! - Hi!

Calm down, I will not hurt you. Let's go!

Oscar for best picture! The winner ... Bora Bora!

Let's go! It's only two o'clock to make Egypt. Quick.

But, what Egypt! We've done this, enough.

Where will Egypt go, here?

- Woman of little faith. - What? Slowly!

See?

I surrender.

This makes me laugh.

Beautiful, is not it?

- Say hello to Grandpa. Hi, Grandpa! - Hi, Grandpa!

Here we were in the Sahara, in the wildest part.

Strange, it seems has the sea in the background.

- The Nile! "The Nile with waves?"

It is a feature of the Nile. The waves ... the egyptian waves.

And here, where were they?

Here ... in the "suk", the "suk" topic.

We were buying ... We bought several spices.

Very strange. Equal to market of Piazza Dante.

True, I realized it too. Globalization makes ...

that all the places looked like: Egypt, Bora Bora, Castellabate.

But that redhead, no, no. I was with you in Bora Bora?

"What do you do, do you follow?" - Truth.

So the places are the same and the Italians are the same

that will always to the same places.

They should stay home.

Who filmed, if they were always the four together?

Mom, enjoy the video! Who cares who ...

- Who was filming? - An animator. - That!

an all-in package: lodging, food and filming.

I understand. What a great night, everyone!

But why They do not make me see the movie ...

What happened two years ago? years in Las Vegas? - No!

- I was at the computer and lost. I'm sorry. - It's a shame.

Slowly, children, Do not get hurt.

- Valeria, Valeria, my love! - Mrs. Teacher!

Ms. Teacher, you're fine.

Please, we can not continue. avoiding us for a lifetime!

I must go on my knees under window of our house?

Let's go! Give me another chance. J said John Lennon:

- "Give Peace a Chance". - Actually, he was shot.

I beg, come on! I changed, I'm not the one I used to be.

I made a bonfire with the little cards.

In addition to the 74 World Cup, which was rare.

It's okay, I get it. You want this?

Tot Schillaci, season 90-91, no one has.

V ?

It does not cause me any pain.

Sorry, sir, I have class. Excuse me.

Dude, it was weird.

Dude, it was a colorful xerox.

Women do not understand no cards.

- How are you? - Bad.

- Why? - I'll finish school ...

and maybe we will not be more with Giada.

So behold, he declares himself.

If you do this in front of Everyone, will laugh at me.

Write a letter, I'll give it to her

when no one sees us.

- I do not know what to write. - You're lucky.

Let me write in recess. I'm an expert.

I was born a writer of love letters.

Better start with the date. Write today's date.

Dude, I do not know if I'll go. deliver today.

Leave blank, we do p s-dated, check type.

No crime do, trust me.

So we started ...

"Egr gia Giada ..." But egr gia ...

Honey! "Dear Giada."

"Dear Giada," good.

Was here? The children They're already in the testing room.

Forgot that today I had half a day off.

Took. I'm writing a A love letter to my friend.

- Five minutes and we're going. - Okay, I'll help. Get up.

Then you copy.

2 minutes. With him we do it quickly.

- So, Giada? - Yes, Giada. The girl's name is Giada.

"Dear Giada." - It's already written.

"This only to inform her of ... "

What's it?

- You are making an application of passport - No, I already have.

- You're saying that Too formal? - Clear.

Why this irony? Write. To be continued.

"Dear Giada." - "Dear Giada,

love is one thing which can not be explained ".

"So, how can I explain it to you? "

- How do you explain? - It can not be explained.

So, what you write After that, what did you say?

Closed! In a line and a half, it's over!

There's nothing more to say.

"Record", a line and a half and ended.

There is something you like Than I thought?

- "Dear Giada" beautiful. - Well, it starts again.

- Then, "Dear Giada." - "Dear Giada,

how much do I see you? My heart beats hard,

begins to sweat, I lose my breath,

and the legs are heavy. "

"No, why not? I played soccer".

- Right. - Let's avoid. No what

because I played football. " "That's a noble sport."

"That a noble sport,

that you women do not Do you understand anything about football?

Good.

Just as they do not understand anything.

of cards and video games ".

- "and of music". - "and of music". - Good.

"What do you get?" see San Remo. "- Good.

- This is a polmica that I like. - "to see..."

"We men have many passions. "

"Men," I write in capital letters.

Of course, the name itself our, of person.

"We men have many passions, "

but this does not mean ...

that I do not love you. "

"Actually, with you I want to make a lot of kids,

including 11, all men. "

- What, a football school? - My passion.

Is not it a bit premature? By him, I mean, small.

- Write: "but not now, then ... "" Later. "" Later.

Underline, this is understood as

what a memory future, a promise.

"like this...

you can not accuse me

what do not I do to you so long".

Dude, but she he accuses me of nothing.

He will accuse you, he will accuse you, always accusing you

The women, sooner or later they accuse you always.

Women were born to accuse.

- How are they? - Accusers.

See? We do not agree.

- Trust me! - Trust me!

With this letter, You're going to bust.

Now make two copies. When delivering,

make a copy of it, Then one day she says to you:

"But you ... the figurines."

"No, my dear, I wrote for you. "Sing, sing.

- What do you think? - Good.

The only problem What can you see

not written by a boy.

Thoughts too much deep, adult.

Our age we can not hide.

Let's do something. Write, write.

"This letter is out from my heart

and no one helped me ...

- Neither Rocco ... - Good.

- nor your friend, Michele. " - Perfect.

- "if you want, talk to them, which can confirm. "- Good.

We know, we say, "And who knows him?"

"Lorenzo, who?"

I say, "Lorenzo, who?" You: "Who knows you?"

- It's okay. - Then copy. Ready.

- Here. - Thanks man.

- Come on, they're waiting for us. - Bye, thank you.

- Come on, they're waiting for us. - Ring the bell for me!

Slowly slowly, is exercising the piano.

On the piano? Piero?

He insisted on signing up in the conservatoire.

Conservatory? But he hates music.

It's very changed. This morning she polished the whole thing.

"Like Louya?" It's crazy. - I'm very worried.

Must have been a very serious injury.

"And what can we do?" - Nothing, nothing.

The doctor said that he has to go.

step by step with the new knowledges.

- See two together, would be a "shock". - Clear.

- So what? - Well, nothing.

I will realize by the time.

Certainly, a long time. Long time. Let's go.

- Come on, Walter. - Greetings.

- Goodbye. - Let's go.

- He was fine. - He's not dead, he's alive.

- And then... - Anything. V .

Looks like he's sleeping.

"Et voil "!

He's Michele, my husband.

The Director-General, Park-Lin-Nang and his wife Sun-Li.

Uanan cuan ci chi lai ... also for her.

Thanks for the invite, Diana.

- We take the liberty of bringing a typical liqueur. - Thanks.

- Ikebana, handsome. - That ikeb ...

- Ikebana. - Ikebana, we prepared in his honor.

Thank you very much.

But ikebana japon s, I'm Korean.

- South Korea has many times wars with Japan. - Great.

And they have done very well. Because the Japanese ...

Let's not forget that the Beatles, broke up ...

- Because of a Japanese woman. - My wife, Japanese.

But it was not her.

A pack of sparkling wine, folks?

No, thank you.

- With this "thousand leaves" you got over it. - Thank you.

One of mine horses of battle.

- Really? - Since when?

Let's say that since Piero

had the accident, spoil me a little

- Love. - Ratin.

Little mouse.

I'm teaching Piemont s to him.

He speaks well.

What I was saying, What do they do on the weekends?

Take me for a walk. Let's go to the hot springs. Non-Smoking Rooms,

- and extreme sex. - Also?

Do you understand?

- Extreme, how? Sado-maso? - I'm a boss, he's a slave.

- They want a "limoncello" House made? - No!

Now it does too homemade limoncello

One liter of alcohol, one of water without g s,

10 limns of Sorrento, half a pound of granulated sugar.

Wash thoroughly the limens, peel them,

I'll get the shells later. and put in infusion.

- Right, we believe. Thanks. - What do I do, sir?

No, I'm intolerant.

- The "limoncello"? "A little to everything, tonight.

Your idea, Diana, It's very interesting.

We should talk better, however.

The financing is very large.

Yes I know. In fact, tonight

I have all the necessary stuff. to show you the project.

I believe it will be not enough

2 to 3 months, for know the situation ...

- But who, who? - That one?

That one is a guest my husband's.

a friend who, unfortunately, was abandoned by his wife.

Why, unfairly. A humanitarian case.

Poor thing, one notices who is suffering.

Now maybe.

You will soon understand the luck he had.

I'll get the liquor. Honey, come with me?

Of course, treasure.

Sayonara. Sayonara.

- Vov ! - Yes, treasure? Speak, sweetheart.

- You want to read the love letter that I wrote for Giada? - Clear.

"Dear Giada, as I see you, My heart beats hard,

I begin to sweat, I lose my breath, and the legs are heavy. "

- Who write this? - I wrote.

No, I can not believe it, You did not write.

"Speak the truth, who wrote it?" - The caretaker Rocco and his friend.

I really did. No, that's not cool.

You have to write again.

- Help me? Of course I'll help.

Then you copy. Come here.

If that bum spoil my night,

It will not be the only thing that goes. though I was clear from this house?

- Yes love. - Great.

- Now let's go and smile. - I'm smiling.

- Here we are. - A nice toast to Korea!

Where did they go?

I forgot something. Wait here for a moment.

Guys, I already tried.

I wait for her, Phone, but nothing.

It's no use.

Try not to look for it anymore.

See you coming back, like an abandoned dog.

That nothing! Do not listen to him.

Women like men who they understand their own mistakes.

Rocco, you value your life, have her taken in that place.

Very well! So be alone. Old and alone.

At least he did what he wanted.

Michele, or him or me. Is it clear?

Love, can not anymore. continue like this.

"He's been gone for almost a month." - I know.

But I find it exciting.

Come and find you here at night, in secret.

Exciting, yes. But consider

that I have all things at home.

Here I have two suitcases.

You said you were not going to blame me.

And you told me it was for a few days.

I just have a little patience.

"And what do you give me, in return?" - Come on, we just did.

Why, two is forbidden?

No, but tomorrow in the morning. start all over again!

All right, bye.

"And do not talk about your father like that." - That one?

That's not my father.

My father, the real one, tonight...

would you make a paper with your friends.

You'd be angry and he would have slept on the couch.

Instead, everything went perfect.

- Are not you happy? - No, no!

I do not need the Butler of Batman.

I need a father.

If I do all this, I do also for his sake.

His way of loving him, zo it. Parab ns.

I'm not kidding. I'm just ... getting better.

Love when finish tidying up,

I'll prepare you a shower. hot with patchoul .

Yes, "puchunin"!

Do not you see?

You created a monster. Good patchoul .

- Thank you. - Can not sleep?

I can not accept the idea. That my mother is going.

You know, when you're 50 years old. and your mother is well

she began to think that immortal.

You know I never thought her as a mother-in-law?

I know. She loves you, too.

If we consider that Flavia and Lorenzo

treat me like a stranger.

Do not worry, they are growing.

You're right.

I always absent and now, What I intend?

You know deep down I'm an idiot.

No, on the front too.

- Thank you. - Please.

- Fuck you. - You too.

- How many beautiful girls do you see? "I'm sad inside.

Are you sure that Valeria Come to this place?

Sure, he's been here 15 years. See her? It's there!

Lower your arm, it will see.

I'm not sure about this. strategy that you have.

- I do not think it works. - It works, trust me!

And John Lennon, what did he say? "There are no problems, there are solutions."

But Lennon did not know Valeria.

Phase A of the plan.

- Phase A. - We found two beautiful girls and invite

to play "beach v lei" with us. Valeria, see you.

and when a woman stay awake, what does she do?

Immediately try to recover her man, who is you.

If I understand correctly, you want to the alpha female will be jealous ...

of the alpha male and retrieves it.

Of course, because male dominator.

True, I am a male dominator.

I'm a dominating male, but You are intelligent, a genius.

- It's okay. - Another one from Shakespeare!

- What's the name? - Phase A - Phase A.

Let's go.

- Look at the sea! - Beautiful and what time.

- Good Morning! - Oh, girls.

- Italians? - Yes. - Italians.

Sorry to bother you, but me and my friend Alpha ...

we want to stretch a little.

Want to play a little game of "v lei de praia"?

If you do not know how to play, I teach. I'm a dominating male!

"What do you think, Fra?" - It's fine with me.

Let's do double, becomes more balanced.

No.

- Women against men. - No, no, no, girls.

- Let's give them the pleasure. - No, no.

All right, we took it light.

The field is there.

They always get on the ball!

Go! My!

- The ball! - Stay that way!

Your!

- No, out! - You did not go out!

No, no. My bad.

- Did you see the ball? - He passed this way.

C'mon C'mon!

Dude, do you have a B-phase?

- What's your real name? - I did not tell you.

"You never told me your name?" - No.

"You never asked me." "I ask you now.

Ahmed. I am happy.

You, in two years, only me. called for "Pakistan".

By chance, it was a racist, before?

"A little"?

I always said that black and white can be together

- s with the shirt of Juventus. - Impossible.

My wife told me that I hate football.

Leave it, I will.

Good morning lady, we complete

Yes, leave Pakistan and let's go, I only have an hour.

"Come on, where are you?" - To my house, as always.

I do not understand. We completed ... yes or no?

"Why do you sound like an idiot?" - Turin s.

Why did you disappear?

Phone off, distributor closed.

"If you wanted to cut, have spoken. Cut what?

Mr. Piero had an incident, lost his memory.

It's fine. Next time invents another. Goodbye.

- Did you know her? - Very well.

Your lover's been 3 years.

This, my wife never told me

- Did you meet her at the brewery? of Diego. - Who's Diego?

Friend with whom you go to the studio.

Impossible. I hate soccer.

"Could it be that my wife ...?" - He screwed you right.

So girls, a cocktail party or frothy ice cream?

- For me, pineapple juice. - Pineapple juice.

- Orange. - I'm a pear juice.

Michele save well: a pineapple juice,

an orange and a pear juice.

- Pear juice too for me. You go. - I?

You go. The plan is mine. You go.

His plan, I will.

I'll be right back.

"Please, do not go."

"What are you talking about?" - It's not a plan.

- They need to do us a favor. - Like, teach you to play v lei?

No. It would be wise in a woman.

Good Morning. A pineapple juice, one orange and two pear.

Stop it.

- Hi. A bottle. natural large. - Love!

Love? Why are you here, would you like to know, you inept man?

A coincidence, the same beach, the same sea.

Please, it's been 15 years since People come here, you know!

Thanks.

- Can I get you a drink? - Yes, he does.

- Is it clear? - Yes right.

So let's go. I'll go find him, because I do not know where he is.

Go Go. Where did he go?

Love!

Why are you here?

Did not you have a meeting with the director?

Fortunately, it has been postponed and was here alone.

- I was getting bored. - Oh, Diana.

I felt I could not missing the parasite.

"And these cocktails, Who would they be? - Our.

Of course, they're ours. And who should they be?

It's four.

"Happy hour", pays three and takes four.

- What do you want? - What we do?

Michi, Michi! We are waiting for you!

Come on Rocchino, come on.

- You were alone, were not you? - Honey, I can explain everything.

Let's go for a swim!

- Let's go home. - Love, slow down.

- Calm down, you're pregnant. - Yes, a handicapped person!

Have you been told that you are a boy?

The handicapped you!

It's me! Sorry, no. had understood, my love.

Phase B was perfect, was not it?

So I do not hen house

- in the third act of "Tosca"? - No! - No! - No!

He was looking at the and stumbled into the post.

Pakistan counted.

I do not like classical music?

Again?

Is Pl cido Domingo, passes over with the car.

In compensation, he saw everyone the soccer games on TV ...

- from 1970 until today. - And at least a thousand in the studio.

Juve, Juve! "Bianconero" from the head to the feet,

set in the Scirea curve.

- Right, but read Proust. - Prost.

Enchia to Prost when I ran in the Ferrari.

There is also a collection of "Le ore",

1980s, "Gold" edition, the best.

So far, the only one book you read

was the auto school manual,

at age 18 and you told me who did not understand very well.

a little ... Umberto Eco from the gas station.

And this story of what massages on my wife?

Come on, that's enough! Before that, it was a heart attack.

- Okay, but ... "But what?" - What?

No, I mean, if later ... we made love.

Have not you seen your wife?

I invite a round for everybody,

because this was the Best joke of the night.

- Another double. - Go.

The last mating, if I remember correctly, it was 2000.

Championship semifinals Against the Netherlands.

When they hit the p naltis, right?

Yes, but I was very very very nice

- Very. - Love!

Boys.

There's nothing to do ...

- My wife's a bitch. - Let's go!

- What we wanted! - Let's go!

Ri, palha o

Who knows who? What are you laughing at?

- Love, you? - No, it's me.

"Piero, I have to speak. - Yes? Me too.

- So we can pair or odd. - No, I'll start.

I'll just say three words.

"Love of the heart"? - No, you sucks.

Opera, "quiche lorraine", massage of b ...

And all the shit you told me.

Yes, I know, you're right.

"I was going to tell you now. "You did something horrible.

It replaced me! Made another enter in my place. Realize?

What happened, I did not like it. more from Piero than before?

Did he want another Piero?

No, no, I did not want another Piero.

Yes! Yes!

I wanted you different. and so ... - So what?

Since you like of so many changes,

get used to your new team because I do not play anymore

I'm leaving, I'm leaving!

No, Piero. Please, let's talk.

Maybe we can find a solution.

I already found the solution. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Wake up, wake up! Help, help, a thief!

- Mommy, are you okay? - Yes, very good.

Look for a rope fast and you, Paola, call the Police.

"How can you come in?" - By the door.

a professional, in my opinion

Yes! Al , Police? Yes, we found out ...

- Roberto. - Roberto.

No! Sorry, it's an error. Good night. What did you say?

- Your cousin Roberto. - What did you do?

I hit him. Sorry, but the What were you doing here last night?

"What was Roberto doing?" - Because Roberto is ...

he watered, because the gardener ...

- At night? - Yes.

Mommy, take a shower at night, the plants,

because during the day, it evaporates the water. If you do not know, no ...

What a slap! What a slap!

- Was it you? - No.

The lady in yellow, Jessica Fletcher.

That Grandpa did not recognize you.

I had only seen a photo with his cousin Paola.

- Press Paola? "Paola, first grade, me.

I apologize, but I did not know

Do you come here? At night to water.

- Watering what? - Like "what"? The plants.

He's in shock, poor guy. He's confused.

Not that normally never shone

I apologize to you, did not know

Apologized.

"Better to tell you everything." - Can we have some ice?

Go to sleep there is class tomorrow

Mom, go to bed. she is tired

Please forgive me. Good night.

Let's go to sleep, children.

What are you doing here tonight?

Anything. A fascicle I forgot ...

No, I would like to highlight ...

that is not a strange thing that

"I" be here, but Yes, there is "him".

Angry! Bravo, boys! We sound like gods.

And your Paul says that tomorrow. we will be right.

How not!

Rocco, I want to see you excited, not depressed.

Tomorrow is the big chance. Enough of thinking about Valeria.

It sounds easy.

Diana will have tomorrow off? - Clear.

Said I'm going to a convention.

Rocco, let's get the bull by the horns.

I'm talking to your wife.

Relax, Rocco, start Phase C.

- Worried? - In the alphabet

It's only 21 letters, we just did two and I am alive by a miracle.

Who?

Piero.

- Hi. - Hi.

I thought ... I thought ...

What do I do, I walk in?

- Come on, come on, silly. - Thank you thank you.

- Good night. - Good night.

- I'm sorry about Roberto. - Awesome!

The first time I hear you say "I'm sorry".

All right, go to bed.

" LITHIUM SCHOOL DAY"

Who? Who?

Mommy! Yes, I'll take it for you. Fourth drawer, he told me.

I'll take everything, yes. No, I can not come in.

I'm near your house, like something here.

See you later. Bye, kiss.

Good Morning. Can you see a croquette, a "suppl " and a piece of ...

Dr. Pandolfelli?

Good morning. croquette, a "suppl " and ...?

Excuse me, do you have rotisseria too?

"Part time". You know how, the crisis.

No! Did they tell me a lie?

Did my mother organize everything?

You know Mrs. Clara, You can not say no to her.

- So it's not bad? - No, no.

Her heart is a little withered,

but without exaggeration.

You're crazy! It's a criminal ...

Are they the jokes to do?

Look, it's not a joke.

Your mother said that you pass.

to maybe see you twice a year.

That is, will see your mother, sick of the heart, twice a year?

No!

I mean, yes. Including three.

Sorry if I allow myself to?

- You should be ashamed. "But I'll call you many times."

- How many times? - Once for once.

Once a month! Did you hear that? Once a month!

Bravo, parabens! Once a month!

No, once ... Take care of your nose.

I know your mother well, customer is more than 20 years ...

Because of these things fries you're sick!

I think you're sick because of the solitude.

I can not take it anymore.

If you do not tell the truth, I'll tell.

- Come on, no kidding. "But who's kidding?"

We will not see you any more. Always busy.

You never have time for me.

I know, but unfortunately, if It's a few more days.

A few days, the club.

First it was two weeks, then it became one more,

now it's almost two months.

Paola, when are you going? die old

What are you doing, hit me

Do you know the true Rocco's problem?

The priorities.

I wonder, all the bullshit in

he loses time every day...

where you find energy

for the cards, football virtual, the weld ...?

The little soldiers! At his age!

They make him lose the notion of what really important in life.

- I mean? - That is, the pri ... pri pri ...

- Priorities. - Priorities.

- Hi, Rocco. - Hi, children.

Think of a child, the couple,

the needs and desires of the companion, that is me.

He, enough for a wig and the rest of the world disappears.

All you have to do is do the clowning and I no longer exist.

- Yes, but ... - Because I am telling him, what worse than him?

But what freedom is that? How do you say that?

Who did you live with all these years? With Rocco or with a stranger?

He always tells me he wants to a lot of kids with you,

who loves you, what's the woman? most important part of his life.

And do not say you do not know, because I do not believe

In return, what you did All this years? What did you do?

He tried to change it. - I? - Yes, ma'am, you.

And you know why? Why do you want it? just like you. He wants it sad.

Sad and dry like you. I spoke.

- Hi, Rocco. The 5 F Sa ram? - Not yet.

- What do you mean? - What do I look at? Do not you see

- What do you do, fight? - Calm down, man.

Sicilian, gesture.

If it had come at least once to see us play,

if it was found that wig not a game,

It's a dream that Rocco took

forward, despite people like you,

that they should want your good and your happiness.

You know what I'm telling you? Rocco did very well to leave her.

Actually, I left him.

It's okay, swapping the parcel the result is always the same.

sad and dry, what you .

There he is.

By the way, he already delivered the letter, yes or no?

I still can not.

Still! What does it mean I could not

- Dude, you gotta have the courage. - I can not do this now, everyone.

If Giada heard you say these things,

What should I think?

- Or is not a man? - Yes - Well, then, courage!

Must conquer things, Yes, they do not have any value.

Come on, man.

Here, this for you.

Thanks.

- Hi. - Hi, did you find everything?

Yes, even things that I did not think to find.

We can talk a little, mammé face "very sick"?

With pleasure, but later. Now Come on, you have a beautiful surprise.

One more?

- Hi, Daddy. Have you seen? - What did you do? I do not believe it.

Grandmother taught me yesterday, a first experiment.

After all, it's not difficult.

The face of experience! Good.

Hi guys.

"Grandmother, I delivered the letter. "Very well, Lorenzo.

Hi, Paola!

All right?

- You'll be happy, now. - Why?

Roberto and I broke up.

- I'm sorry. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Since learning, only you can say that.

But you know the problem? I'm not feeling anything.

But I was not in love with Roberto?

I do not know.

You know the only thing I know? I will never understand men.

There is nothing to understand. That's the trick.

Dude, did not you tell me the truth? What exactly did Valeria say?

Rocco, are we friends?

If you say so, things are bad

- Answer, are we friends or not? - It depends. All right, I want to know.

If a friend tells you something, Does it say for your sake?

- Yes I believe. - So, Rocco, your friend Michele tells you:

"Put a lip on top."

I would put on You, the lust!

You told me: "I'll tell you everything!"

I tried, but no. there was nothing to do.

Rocco, forget it.

"But how do you" forget it "? - Forget it. - No, I can not.

"Rocco, look at you. - No. - Look!

Rocco, you're a handsome man.

Interesting.

Do you know how much time someone like

you need to Find another woman?

An? Ten, you find! What ten, a hundred.

- No, people? - Said!

But what about this funeral?

We'll soon get on the stage. for Beatlemania.

This is why last year we did a ...

Watch out!

So, John, grab it!

- You're right, man. - Claw!

- Claw! - Claw! - Claw! - Claw! I got it, sweetie!

You're right, man, if we have claw,

we have to go there and win Everybody, boys!

- Claw! Claw! - Claw! - Claw!

Let's go!

- There is one thing that I want to ask. - Speech.

What exactly did Valeria say?

Rocco, are we friends?

If you say so, things are bad

- Answer, are we friends or not? - It depends. All right, I want to know.

If a friend tells you something, say to your good?

- Yes, I do. - So, Rocco, your friend Michele tells you:

"Put a lip on top".

Actually, I was saying that it was a lie that he did not return.

But one of the day to Night learns to do

"Great place to stay" and ayurvedic massages!

I got it, I made it. Patience!

And now?

And now you have something irreparable.

Of criminal complaint.

Depriving a man of his right sacred detestable ...

something I would never have done.

I do not say with Renatino, what a love

but in my opinion, with that idiot of your ex.

In some cases it is essential, but if you do not like a man,

leave it, do not format it.

You know, actually, I liked in this way, defective,

- I only noticed it later. - Then talk to him.

- Yes, I know, I say. - Now! - Just a moment!

Too much anxiety.

"The blue prince, where did it go?" - I think she's in the bathroom.

- Hi! - Would you mind giving me a hand?

Mom, what if I do not like it?

I know you like it, I would not come.

Her!

- Hi. - Hi.

Come on, come in.

Here you go.

Mine, my grandmother, my sister.

- Hi everyone. - Hi Hi.

Let's go to my room, before eating?

Yes let's go.

I'll finish preparing.

Did you see? Z c, to your room! He was just like his father.

In his opinion, How long does "love story" last?

June? - August ends.

But let's not talk, Yes, thank you.

Vov !

- Grandma Clara! - Mom!

Let's go.

"Come on."

"Peace and love"!

Hi!

Forgive the intrusion.

Guys, congratulations! Are in the final

and with the highest mark. Angry!

I knew it, I knew it! We went very well!

If we do well "Sgt. Pepper's" It was, the prize was ours.

What's it?

I'm missing Yoko Ono. I'm missing Yoko Ono!

wonderful. My first time in the studio!

You came a lot of Sometimes you just do not remember.

And my wife wanted I hide it all.

If I find her, I'll take one eye.

Piero! Piero, treasure.

- No, Anna? "Get a finger on the big ones.

I know this is the last place what would you think to see me in?

people buy this space to advertise,

But I bought to apologize.

But are you crazy? What a piece of paper.

Do not make gestures, which no one knows it's for me

Believe me, I did for both, because I wanted us to start again

to love us as before.

In recent years we ignored,

We had no wishes to stay together.

Not even you were interested in sex.

Sex with her!

I remembered my Piero, who courted me at sea,

the one who asked me to marry

singing "On your knees in front of you ",

the one who took me of honeymoon to London,

and then discovered

that was to see the end of the England Cup at Wembley.

Did I really do it?

I ... I just wanted you know how much I love you.

If you want, we'll see you tonight in the usual place.

I know this you have not forgotten.

My friend, the collar of Anna just in the corner.

Piero! Piero! Piero!

- Now what do I do? - The draw goal!

- Dr. Rovere? - Yes.

Your mother is awake, but has a strong arrhythmia.

- So? - I can not do anything for her.

I'm sorry.

- Can? - Please.

Come on, too.

Children, wait here.

- Mom ... - My love, are you here?

I feel like crap.

I know, the guy from rotisseria told me.

It makes killer fries, but nice

Did you know that we were apart.

I'm not younger, but I'm not finished.

We do not talk to you so do not make her feel bad.

Yes, you were very entertaining.

The best moment was of fake films.

I had so much fun that moments almost got me all dirty.

"How did you find out?" "I told you,

can not tell lies.

Marcello, see you grow up

was the most beautiful of my life

even if sometimes He looked like an idiot.

- Thank you, Mom. "Imagine, my love.

But you two, really Will you be together again?

Yes, now rest.

I'll be better tomorrow and we'll take her home.

I thought of tomorrow for dinner buy the ...

What are their names? The...

- Let's go home. "What house, Father?"

Our home.

Hi everybody!

- "Peace and love"! - "Peace and love"!

We wanted to thank you

and to jurors who voted for us

and that in ...

Shit, Yoko Ono!

- Valeria is here. - At where? - L . No, she?

Yes, come on, come on! One moment and we started!

We make the arrangements end and we started.

We're starting ...

We started.

As old John said:

"There are no problems, more solutions ".

And this is the solution. Follow me, boys.

There is a woman who do what it says

To whom do I owe all that I have

a woman who makes me happy

My wife and today I'll tell you

Does not support when I'm with my friend.

But the music My usual dream

Then smile When I tell her

Do you want a child? Come on, do not say that no

My wife is I'll get married soon

Shattered my heart And now, what do you do?

You tell me: "It does not grow anymore, it disappears!"

I say, "I'm sorry, I'm going to change," But you, what do you do?

Leave me alone and go

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You and me"

He said to me, "Away!" Actually, I'm here.

- Sleep in the couch - My!

With back pain I kneel to your feet.

I said goodbye to Peter Pan

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You and me"

"You ...

and me

This is the statue of Moloch, was used in "Cabiria".

Made you laugh because you said who was equal to his teacher.

Yes, from Latin.

His name was Martinelli, a bastard.

I remember this very well, before finishing high school.

I remember that also brought me here ...

when we celebrate 10 years of marriage.

Played Juve-Lazio, 3-2.

I'm glad you're here.

I had something to tell you.

In short, I do not have a quiet conscience.

I found out I brought you. But I did not know anything, I swear.

Lisa Brancale, call by all of "benefactor".

Corso Cairoli 14, second floor.

I was with her last night, but we just slept.

Where are you going to go tonight?

I... I was thinking about going home ...

but if you cook.

- Yes. - Right. - Done.

You could also continue ...

- washing with this moving assiduity? - Clear.

- If you think I should do that. - I think.

I wanted to ask you something. When he kicked me out of the house,

What was I I had forgotten?

It does not matter, I do not remember either.

Maybe ... I'll see ...

buy ... that thing.

There's always something to buy, no?

- Gone? - Yes. - Finally!

Yes, as we do for work on this boy, no?

Totally according to you.

- But soon your friend if it goes, no? - Clear.

I have a scientific plan. There, as Ringo Starr said ...

Ringo was talking? - Little girl!

Do not speak ill of Ringo, the drummer of all time!

But what I have to explain,

of "rock 'n' roll" do not understand anything

And you, no women ...

"John"!

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