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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:31,468 --> 00:02:33,570 -Hey-- Oh... -Fucking asshole. 2 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,207 What, you don't remember spring break? 3 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:01,365 Stop. 4 00:03:05,737 --> 00:03:07,506 Quit it, you jerk. 5 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,417 Wow. 6 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:20,052 What? 7 00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:21,353 Look. 8 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:24,490 That's pretty awesome. 9 00:03:24,523 --> 00:03:26,291 It's beautiful. 10 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:29,061 Yeah. 11 00:03:29,094 --> 00:03:30,663 Not as beautiful as you, though. 12 00:03:30,697 --> 00:03:34,534 Really? Is that the best you've got? 13 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:36,769 Well, if I see an opportunity I'm gonna take it. 14 00:03:36,803 --> 00:03:39,539 Look here, sir. 15 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:41,474 You better be glad you're pretty, 16 00:03:41,508 --> 00:03:43,309 That's all I've got to say about that. 17 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,547 Where are you going? 18 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:19,714 You'll see. 19 00:05:16,173 --> 00:05:18,643 Oh, my God, I love camping. 20 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:06,558 Yup. 21 00:06:06,593 --> 00:06:07,761 Oh, shit. 22 00:06:07,794 --> 00:06:09,294 Goddamn it. 23 00:06:15,735 --> 00:06:17,871 Ooh! 24 00:07:22,304 --> 00:07:23,873 My turn. 25 00:07:29,445 --> 00:07:30,646 Ooh! 26 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:53,537 Get on all fours. 27 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:01,846 One or two? 28 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,481 Two. 29 00:08:16,828 --> 00:08:18,596 Oh, here it comes. 30 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:20,933 No, wait, wait, I'm about to cum too. 31 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,435 Oh, no, this is... 32 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:25,905 Oh, here it comes. 33 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,840 Here it comes. 34 00:08:31,877 --> 00:08:34,680 Baby, what the fuck? 35 00:08:34,713 --> 00:08:36,515 You know I don't like that kind of... 36 00:11:21,854 --> 00:11:23,556 Hello. 37 00:11:23,589 --> 00:11:24,790 Well, hello there. 38 00:11:24,824 --> 00:11:26,726 I'm here to plunge your holes. 39 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:29,062 Well, we don't have any money. 40 00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:30,931 We can't afford to pay you. 41 00:11:30,964 --> 00:11:33,734 It's okay, you can pay me in sex, yes? 42 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,002 Oh, okay. 43 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:36,203 Yes! 44 00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:38,739 We're girls who love to have sex. 45 00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:40,574 I love to have sex! 46 00:11:40,607 --> 00:11:42,042 Let's have sex! 47 00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:43,543 Watch my meatballs. 48 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,150 Yes, she did, girl. 49 00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:50,550 You know she did. 50 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:51,819 And you know what? He's gay! 51 00:11:51,853 --> 00:11:53,154 He is so gay! 52 00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:54,588 I cannot believe this. 53 00:11:54,621 --> 00:11:56,124 I am just going to fuck this bitch up. 54 00:11:56,157 --> 00:11:57,592 -Oh! -Hey! 55 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,561 -What? -Shut it down, you bitchy queen. 56 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,130 You want to come over and do something about it? 57 00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:03,631 Come on, you little bitch. 58 00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:05,234 Oh, I ain't even fucking with you. 59 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,136 I am not even fucking with you. You get back here, little pansy. 60 00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:08,669 -No homo. -Uh-huh. 61 00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:10,139 Ugh, God. 62 00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:13,008 Daisy, I am so over this little homophobic hellhole. 63 00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:27,790 Hello? 64 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:29,658 Hey, sis, got a minute? 65 00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:30,826 Hold on. 66 00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:40,837 What do you want, Sammy? 67 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:43,073 Can't a brother just call his sister to chat? 68 00:12:43,106 --> 00:12:44,774 A, stepbrother. 69 00:12:44,808 --> 00:12:46,676 B, I haven't even had my coffee yet. 70 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,879 And C, the only reason why you ever call is to borrow money. 71 00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:53,950 Look I just need 300 bucks for a week or two, tops. 72 00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:10,334 I swear to you, I'll pay you back with interest. 73 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,337 Shit. I gotta go. 74 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,105 I'll see what I can do. 75 00:13:22,847 --> 00:13:24,282 Good morning. 76 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:26,017 Good morning. 77 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:29,888 Everything okay? 78 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:31,089 Yeah. 79 00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:32,290 Okay. 80 00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:37,129 Coffee. 81 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:57,950 Are you ready for this weekend? 82 00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,752 Yeah. 83 00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:07,461 Let's try this again. 84 00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:09,762 -I'm sorry. -Mm-hmm. 85 00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:11,131 I was just really hoping that job 86 00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:12,733 would call me back this week. 87 00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:13,934 Yeah. 88 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,169 I've been so stressed, 89 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,438 with graduation, finals, job-hunting. 90 00:14:18,473 --> 00:14:21,208 Well, drink this, 91 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:24,379 pack your tiny bikini, 92 00:14:24,412 --> 00:14:26,947 and let's leave all our worries right here. 93 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,949 Trust me. 94 00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:32,453 Come Monday, everything will be completely different. 95 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,189 All right. 96 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:37,992 Remind me again. 97 00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:40,428 Why are we going camping with that jock, 98 00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:44,366 that cheerleader, and that fucking stoner? 99 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,202 Because it makes us look normal. 100 00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:50,038 And everyone else has left campus. 101 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:52,874 Well, I'm gonna go get ready. 102 00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:54,977 All right. 103 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:57,146 Oh, and don't forget your whore of a sister 104 00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:59,448 and her man-child plaything. 105 00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,799 -Hey. -Hi. 106 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,001 Anything I can help you find? 107 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,869 -No. No. -No? 108 00:15:19,903 --> 00:15:22,138 Maybe you need something to put back on the fucking shelf? 109 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,940 No. 110 00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:25,508 I would have gave you this shit-fest. 111 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,177 Get the fuck out of here. 112 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,778 Whatever, stoner. 113 00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:30,847 So, basically you're telling me 114 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,249 that your looking for the stereotypical 115 00:15:32,282 --> 00:15:34,518 big-tittied girl who runs from the killer 116 00:15:34,552 --> 00:15:36,520 and screams before she dies? 117 00:15:36,554 --> 00:15:38,888 Yeah, but are them titties nice? 118 00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,890 I mean, it's not the only requirement but, you know, 119 00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:42,526 it's not the worst. 120 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,862 And that right there is why you're part of the problem. 121 00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:46,430 -How? -Because you're focusing 122 00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:47,898 on the fucking eye candy 123 00:15:47,932 --> 00:15:49,834 and missing out on legitimate scream queens. 124 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,902 Cover your eyes. Here she goes. 125 00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:53,304 There are basic requirements 126 00:15:53,337 --> 00:15:55,106 as to who gets called a scream queen. 127 00:15:55,139 --> 00:15:57,008 Just because the pretty girl fucking screams 128 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,976 before she gets cut does not give her the privilege 129 00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,579 to be called a scream queen. 130 00:16:00,612 --> 00:16:02,447 Excuse me, do you have Bludgeon? 131 00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:04,283 Uh, hang on. 132 00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:06,118 Being a scream queen used to be about more 133 00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:08,353 than a set of lungs and nice tits. 134 00:16:08,387 --> 00:16:10,989 It use to be about acting talent and the ability to show 135 00:16:11,023 --> 00:16:12,592 the right amount of fear while screaming. 136 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,926 Nowadays, you have some bitches 137 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,562 who don't even scream in some fucking films, 138 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:19,499 but because they're hot they get to be called a scream queen. 139 00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:23,136 It is not fair to actresses like Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton, 140 00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:25,471 Barbara Steele, who fucking screamed their asses off 141 00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,340 trying to fit your damn mold. 142 00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:28,574 Yes? 143 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,076 You know, all of those actresses 144 00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:33,046 have shown some form of nudity. 145 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,115 Yes, yes, we have Bludgeon. 146 00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:37,850 Back wall, independent section. 147 00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,586 Oh, my God, the walk-ins tell it as it is. 148 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,588 Nudity isn't the issue. 149 00:16:41,622 --> 00:16:44,023 Fuck it, either way, if the bitch don't scream, 150 00:16:44,057 --> 00:16:45,592 she ain't a scream queen. 151 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,026 Hey, guys, what's up? 152 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,462 Back me up, girls. 153 00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:50,931 Should a scream queen be defined as tits or talent? 154 00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:53,233 -Both. -Both. 155 00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,035 Fuck it. 156 00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:57,338 What the fuck are you looking at, douche bag? 157 00:16:57,371 --> 00:16:58,906 Boobs-boo-- 158 00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:00,474 Ahem, boots. 159 00:17:00,507 --> 00:17:02,910 All right. 160 00:17:02,943 --> 00:17:04,345 Hey, your guys' ride is here. 161 00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:05,547 Yes, it is. 162 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,214 - See you. - Bye. 163 00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:08,616 Fuck, yeah. 164 00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,452 Mark, put that shit away. 165 00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:13,321 Yeah! 166 00:17:13,355 --> 00:17:15,056 We about to fucking rage! 167 00:17:17,926 --> 00:17:19,627 -Ladies. -Thank you. 168 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:22,197 Conor, where the fuck am I going? 169 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,666 In the back. 170 00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,601 Oh, my God. 171 00:17:28,537 --> 00:17:31,005 What the fuck? 172 00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:33,576 Will you get in and shut the door, Lunch Box? 173 00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:35,111 Cock! 174 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:42,418 "Your Heaven's Broken" by Moretta plays] 175 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,213 Hey, Meg, pick up the damn phone already. 176 00:18:10,247 --> 00:18:11,682 We're already on our way to the woods. 177 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,451 We don't know where to meet you. 178 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,319 Give me a call back. Bye. 179 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,489 So we have no clue where we're going 180 00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:21,492 because Meg and Luke are probably wasted. 181 00:18:21,526 --> 00:18:23,127 I tried calling her last night, 182 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:25,229 but they were, uh, probably busy. 183 00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:29,267 Didn't she take a beer bottle to the ass? 184 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,968 Where did you hear that? 185 00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:34,272 Last spring break, I heard she took a beer bottle to the ass. 186 00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:36,974 I'm just saying, that's some goddamn talent. 187 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:39,010 I want to know which end went in first. 188 00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,213 I heard she took it like a pro, base first. 189 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,980 That sounds painful. 190 00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,516 Yeah, yeah. 191 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:47,052 Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. 192 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,021 Are you into fisting? 193 00:18:49,054 --> 00:18:50,155 Ew, get away. 194 00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:15,281 Well, this looks like as good a place as any. 195 00:19:15,315 --> 00:19:17,150 Let out the Macki-poo! 196 00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:18,485 No, leave him in there. 197 00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:20,220 Yeah, leave him there. 198 00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:25,559 Should we do it? 199 00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:27,528 -No, let him out. -No, let him sit. 200 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:30,297 Now I know how Jane's knees feel. 201 00:19:30,331 --> 00:19:31,565 Fuck! 202 00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:33,167 Ha, ha, ha. 203 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,569 Conor, what are you, the goddamn Green Arrow? 204 00:19:38,773 --> 00:19:40,307 That way. 205 00:19:40,341 --> 00:19:42,577 Sitting in the back of the fucking trunk. 206 00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:44,613 - Really? - You got it! 207 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:46,414 Okay, that's cool. 208 00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:49,049 All right, Conor, it looks like it's up to you. 209 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,253 Oh, my God, where's the man? 210 00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:52,721 Man job. 211 00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:58,360 I can see I'm not needed here. 212 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:23,219 Does anybody wanna go check out the woods 213 00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,554 and possibly look for Meg and Luke? 214 00:20:24,587 --> 00:20:26,222 - Sure. - No. 215 00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:27,858 Whatever gets me away from that mouth breather. 216 00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:30,226 Well, come on. We'll be back later. 217 00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:32,696 Wait, what if we run into a bear? 218 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:34,665 You're not going to run into a bear out here. 219 00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:36,667 The only thing you have to worry about in these woods 220 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,269 is the dykenthrope in the combat boots. 221 00:20:40,337 --> 00:20:41,638 Just remember, 222 00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,774 my balls are bigger than yours. 223 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,809 She can definitely beat your ass. 224 00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,879 Oh, what a beating it would be. 225 00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,781 I would pay to see that. 226 00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:51,415 You know, Mac, 227 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:52,884 you might as well go along with them. 228 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,652 If they do run into a bear, 229 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,254 a slow-moving target would really help them get away. 230 00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,690 Nope. 231 00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,292 Or you could stay here and help me chop wood. 232 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,694 Hold up, bitches! 233 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:15,741 Meg! 234 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,909 O.M.G. 235 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,443 Luke! 236 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,145 -Will you shut the fuck up. -Where are you guys? 237 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,283 Meg! 238 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,919 "Meg, Luke, where are you guys?" 239 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,454 Meg! Luke! 240 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,522 Where are you guys? 241 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,293 Are you okay? 242 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,228 Meg is seriously starting to piss me off. 243 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:37,831 I could handle both. 244 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,566 I've got two dicks. 245 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,404 Let's just relax and get fucked up. 246 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,439 All right, that sounds good. 247 00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:53,880 You want a hit? 248 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,615 What the hell, sure. 249 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,287 You okay? 250 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,224 I think this shit's gone bad. 251 00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,359 This shit ain't gone bad. 252 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:07,795 Trust me. 253 00:22:10,464 --> 00:22:11,766 See? 254 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,634 What about you, Betty Badass? 255 00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:15,603 You want a hit of this shit? 256 00:22:19,573 --> 00:22:20,809 Careful. 257 00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:22,376 Always am. 258 00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,748 I've had better. 259 00:22:26,782 --> 00:22:29,418 Okay. I'll give you better. 260 00:22:40,696 --> 00:22:43,465 Seriously, I shit you not, 261 00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:46,769 Luke said she closed her eyes, says to herself, 262 00:22:46,803 --> 00:22:48,871 "It's just chocolate." 263 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,009 Remind me to never drink after Meg. 264 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:55,945 Wait, I got one for you guys. 265 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:05,354 So, do you remember when Mac set his fucking pants on fire? 266 00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:07,991 What the fuck? 267 00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:10,493 Yeah, he grabbed the gas can 268 00:23:10,526 --> 00:23:12,663 and some spilled all over his pants. 269 00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:16,500 You should've seen him running around 270 00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:18,469 with his pants around his ankles, 271 00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:20,838 trying to get them off. 272 00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:25,342 Oh, man. 273 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:26,643 I think I'm ready to crash. 274 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:27,912 Is everything okay? 275 00:23:27,946 --> 00:23:29,881 Yeah, I just started a little too early. 276 00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:35,954 Good night, everybody. 277 00:23:35,987 --> 00:23:37,622 Good night. 278 00:23:39,624 --> 00:23:41,392 Are you ready to crash? 279 00:23:41,426 --> 00:23:43,862 Yeah. I want to wake up early tomorrow anyways 280 00:23:43,895 --> 00:23:46,431 and try to track down Meg. 281 00:23:46,464 --> 00:23:48,566 But I don't wanna go to sleep. 282 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,535 You don't have to go to sleep. 283 00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:53,571 Well, you can't just leave me here with... 284 00:23:53,605 --> 00:23:55,007 this. 285 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,274 He's got a boner for you. 286 00:23:57,575 --> 00:23:58,744 Have fun. 287 00:23:58,778 --> 00:23:59,712 Nope. 288 00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:22,434 Did you get everything? 289 00:24:22,468 --> 00:24:24,336 Yup, all locked up tight in the truck. 290 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:25,806 What about the food? 291 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,542 200 yards from the campsite, just like the book said. 292 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,512 Are you tired? 293 00:24:32,546 --> 00:24:34,014 Yeah, I'm beat. 294 00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:36,516 -Sure about that? -Ooh, Daddy likey. 295 00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:55,536 It's getting really hot in here. 296 00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:56,504 Open the door. 297 00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:35,011 Whoa! 298 00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:36,579 What the fuck? 299 00:26:31,002 --> 00:26:33,672 You fucking perv. What the fuck do you think your doing? 300 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:35,074 I'm, uh... 301 00:26:36,909 --> 00:26:38,878 I was trying to watch you eat her puss. 302 00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:42,848 Do that again. 303 00:26:42,882 --> 00:26:44,550 Fuck off. 304 00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:58,831 Rise and shine, creeper. 305 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:01,835 What the fuck? 306 00:27:01,868 --> 00:27:04,671 That's what you get for being a creepy, peeping motherfucker. 307 00:27:06,306 --> 00:27:07,808 What the fuck? 308 00:27:10,277 --> 00:27:13,046 What the fuck did you do to my chair? 309 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,848 Broke it with my magnum dong. 310 00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,284 Sure. 311 00:27:16,317 --> 00:27:18,585 Parker... 312 00:27:18,618 --> 00:27:21,688 I'm using your Gary Coleman tent to change now. 313 00:27:24,591 --> 00:27:27,729 Come on, Mac, get your shit together so we can go. 314 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,669 Alex, I heard some rustling last night. 315 00:27:34,702 --> 00:27:38,106 Did you guys go looking for Meg and Luke? 316 00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:42,177 No. We crashed right after you guys did. 317 00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:44,812 That rustling you guys heard last night 318 00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:46,982 was Mac joining the black-eyed pervs club. 319 00:27:48,784 --> 00:27:51,820 It looks like his initiation went well. 320 00:27:59,228 --> 00:28:01,764 How much did you drink last night, you alcoholic? 321 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:04,967 You guys ready now? 322 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,070 Yeah, hang on. 323 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,704 I got something for Jane. 324 00:28:10,739 --> 00:28:12,709 You fucking cunt-a-saurus. 325 00:28:14,711 --> 00:28:16,012 It happens. 326 00:28:19,315 --> 00:28:21,718 Want to help me with this cooler? 327 00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:23,153 Sure. 328 00:28:24,821 --> 00:28:26,723 This way, fuckhead. 329 00:28:26,756 --> 00:28:28,325 Sure. 330 00:28:40,371 --> 00:28:44,041 ♪ I haven't thought of you In so long ♪ 331 00:28:44,075 --> 00:28:47,011 ♪ I hope you're well, I hope you're okay ♪ 332 00:28:47,044 --> 00:28:50,681 ♪ Haven't thought of you In so long ♪ 333 00:28:50,714 --> 00:28:53,717 ♪ And I'd like To keep it that way ♪ 334 00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:10,068 ♪ I haven't seen you Around here lately... ♪ 335 00:29:12,305 --> 00:29:13,372 Silly goose. 336 00:29:14,706 --> 00:29:16,109 Holy cock. 337 00:29:16,142 --> 00:29:17,709 It's hotter than a fifth-grader. 338 00:29:19,412 --> 00:29:21,147 Break time. 339 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,049 It's high time, Conor. 340 00:29:32,426 --> 00:29:33,360 Ugh. 341 00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:38,398 Do you think they're okay? 342 00:29:38,432 --> 00:29:39,832 Who? 343 00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:41,001 Meg and Luke. 344 00:29:42,469 --> 00:29:44,972 I though we were here to relax and have some fun. 345 00:29:45,005 --> 00:29:47,741 You need to stop worrying about other people 346 00:29:47,774 --> 00:29:49,443 and focus on you. 347 00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:52,813 Or better yet, us. 348 00:29:54,315 --> 00:29:56,284 Last time I checked, they were grown-ass adults 349 00:29:56,317 --> 00:29:58,453 with their own lives and own issues. 350 00:30:02,323 --> 00:30:04,125 I have a brilliant idea. 351 00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:05,692 Hmm? 352 00:30:05,726 --> 00:30:07,996 Lacey goes topless. 353 00:30:09,364 --> 00:30:11,833 There's more of that in my dreams. 354 00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:13,301 You wish. 355 00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:17,373 Ah! It's cold. 356 00:30:17,406 --> 00:30:20,409 I know you have a big heart 357 00:30:20,442 --> 00:30:22,478 and you worry about everything. 358 00:30:22,511 --> 00:30:25,247 But sometimes people just need to get away. 359 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:27,249 Go off the grid for a bit. 360 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:32,288 Look, we're about to be tossed into the frying pan. 361 00:30:32,321 --> 00:30:35,758 No financial aid, no help from Mommy and Daddy. 362 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:37,359 It's sink-or-swim time. 363 00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:39,995 I mean, that's why we're all up here. 364 00:30:40,029 --> 00:30:41,864 To get away from everything. 365 00:30:41,897 --> 00:30:44,234 Try to reboot. 366 00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:47,404 So, have a drink 367 00:30:47,437 --> 00:30:51,908 and let all your problems just fade into the background. 368 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,413 You're right. And that's why I love you. 369 00:30:59,082 --> 00:31:01,851 Now, go get me a beer. 370 00:31:01,885 --> 00:31:04,187 You know, this doesn't make me the bitch. 371 00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:11,362 Am I the only one gonna get in? 372 00:31:11,395 --> 00:31:13,130 Yeah. 373 00:31:45,397 --> 00:31:47,266 What the hell are you kids doing back here? 374 00:31:47,299 --> 00:31:49,067 Oh, um, you know, 375 00:31:49,101 --> 00:31:50,302 we're just camping for the weekend. 376 00:31:50,335 --> 00:31:52,170 Trying to have a good time. 377 00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:54,374 We're just trying to unwind from school. 378 00:31:54,407 --> 00:31:57,343 Well, it looks like you found a nice spot to take a dip. 379 00:31:57,377 --> 00:32:00,079 Yeah, this place is really nice. 380 00:32:00,113 --> 00:32:02,982 Excuse me, sir, you haven't seen our friends? 381 00:32:03,016 --> 00:32:04,550 They came up about a day ago, 382 00:32:04,584 --> 00:32:07,086 and we haven't been able to find them or their campsite. 383 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,388 Negative. 384 00:32:08,421 --> 00:32:09,489 These woods are pretty big. 385 00:32:09,523 --> 00:32:10,557 There's lots of places 386 00:32:10,591 --> 00:32:11,858 to slip in and out of. 387 00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:13,926 You know, tight places for privacy, 388 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,462 if you know what I mean. 389 00:32:17,163 --> 00:32:19,166 But, um... 390 00:32:19,199 --> 00:32:21,402 I'll let you kids get back to having your fun, 391 00:32:21,435 --> 00:32:24,204 and I things to do and creatures to protect. 392 00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:30,844 Wow, that guy was a little, uh... 393 00:32:30,878 --> 00:32:33,013 -A little fucking weird. -weird, don't you think? 394 00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:36,016 He was just staring at your tits. 395 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:39,621 Well, you know what? He was actually kind of cute. 396 00:32:39,654 --> 00:32:42,390 And he probably has a really big dick. 397 00:32:44,592 --> 00:32:46,294 Damn, dawg. 398 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,402 A couple angles. 399 00:32:54,436 --> 00:32:56,639 Save that for later. 400 00:32:56,672 --> 00:32:58,940 Get the live action now. 401 00:32:58,973 --> 00:33:00,275 Oh, yeah. 402 00:33:03,912 --> 00:33:06,649 Oh, fuck, yeah. This is hot as shit. 403 00:33:12,355 --> 00:33:13,956 Oh, fuck yeah. 404 00:33:30,207 --> 00:33:31,874 Oh, God. 405 00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,162 Lacey... 406 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,131 What? 407 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:54,999 - Bill Murray... - Oh, God. 408 00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,634 Chris Farley... 409 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,102 ...Adam Sandler. 410 00:33:58,136 --> 00:33:59,203 Go. 411 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,239 Let's see. 412 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,408 I'd marry Chris. 413 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,309 Definitely fuck Bill. 414 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:06,512 And... 415 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,548 Adam's a fucking goner. 416 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,483 Not Adam. 417 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,722 Okay, Parker, this one's for you. 418 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,123 Hit me. 419 00:34:21,994 --> 00:34:24,062 Okay, okay. 420 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:25,497 Ben Affleck. 421 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:26,598 Bat-Fleck. 422 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:28,300 Shut up. 423 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:31,471 George Carlin, and... 424 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:35,542 ...Vincent Price. 425 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:39,546 Old sack of bones. 426 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:43,550 Okay then. 427 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,052 Kevin Smith, baby. All the way! 428 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,287 Oh. 429 00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:50,256 All right... 430 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,593 -All right. -Oh, lesbians! 431 00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:55,061 Parker just lost the game. 432 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,764 Let's get you to bed. 433 00:34:56,797 --> 00:34:58,599 What? What are you staring at? 434 00:34:58,632 --> 00:35:00,434 I know you want to be in Parker's pants. 435 00:35:00,468 --> 00:35:02,001 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 436 00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:03,437 But, see, I like dick, though. 437 00:35:03,471 --> 00:35:05,473 Well, you don't want his. 438 00:35:05,506 --> 00:35:07,174 No. God, no. 439 00:35:08,509 --> 00:35:10,144 So, okay, lesbians. 440 00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:12,513 -Yes. -This is a very serious question. 441 00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:14,181 Yes. 442 00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:16,350 What does vagina taste like? 443 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,520 I think it's about that time to... 444 00:35:18,553 --> 00:35:20,321 Threesome? 445 00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,523 No! 446 00:35:21,556 --> 00:35:23,225 You're gross. Get out of here. 447 00:35:25,393 --> 00:35:27,329 You're not going to fall asleep on me, are you? 448 00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:29,197 You know damn well 449 00:35:29,231 --> 00:35:31,633 I have no intentions of falling asleep. 450 00:35:36,538 --> 00:35:39,274 ♪ All by myself ♪ 451 00:35:43,144 --> 00:35:44,714 Ladies. 452 00:35:48,284 --> 00:35:50,086 Fancy meeting you here. 453 00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:54,824 What? What's wrong? 454 00:35:54,858 --> 00:35:58,394 I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about Meg and Luke. 455 00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:01,063 I mean, we've been out here for days 456 00:36:01,097 --> 00:36:03,432 and we haven't seen or heard from them at all. 457 00:36:03,466 --> 00:36:06,102 I mean, what if something happened? 458 00:36:06,135 --> 00:36:07,704 what if they're hurt? 459 00:36:07,738 --> 00:36:10,807 There's rangers everywhere in this park. 460 00:36:10,841 --> 00:36:13,443 I'm sure if something were to go wrong, 461 00:36:13,477 --> 00:36:15,712 the rangers would find them. 462 00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:17,748 Are you sure? 463 00:36:17,781 --> 00:36:19,449 Yeah. 464 00:36:19,483 --> 00:36:21,552 I guess. 465 00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:25,122 Look, it's been a while since we've gotten this far. 466 00:36:25,155 --> 00:36:27,324 Do you remember the first time? 467 00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:30,695 Yeah. 468 00:36:32,530 --> 00:36:34,265 We didn't leave the apartment for, what, 469 00:36:34,299 --> 00:36:36,100 three whole days? 470 00:36:36,134 --> 00:36:38,336 Exactly. 471 00:36:38,369 --> 00:36:39,871 Let's do the same. 472 00:36:39,904 --> 00:36:42,140 Let's just stay in this tent for the next three days. 473 00:36:42,173 --> 00:36:43,508 Fuck everybody else. 474 00:36:49,147 --> 00:36:50,883 Ladies. 475 00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,586 Do you want to play a game? 476 00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:55,721 I think I packed a deck of cards, actually. 477 00:36:55,754 --> 00:36:59,658 No, we don't need no goddamn cards for this fucking game. 478 00:37:01,226 --> 00:37:02,761 What's the name of the game, dipshit? 479 00:37:02,795 --> 00:37:04,864 Truth or dare. 480 00:37:04,898 --> 00:37:07,299 -Oh, Jesus. This fucker. -Yeah. 481 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,240 All right, Mac. Truth or dare? 482 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,910 Dare. 483 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:20,780 I dare you to chug the rest of that pussy-ass drink. 484 00:37:20,814 --> 00:37:22,215 All right. 485 00:37:22,248 --> 00:37:23,917 Trying to get me all loosey-deucey. 486 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,685 -I respect that. -Mm-hmm. 487 00:37:35,730 --> 00:37:37,531 -Alex. -Yes? 488 00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:39,265 Truth or dare? 489 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,701 Um... 490 00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:42,303 Truth. 491 00:37:42,336 --> 00:37:43,738 Really? 492 00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:46,207 You're going to be a lame shit? 493 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,842 All right, all right. 494 00:37:49,610 --> 00:37:51,445 Have you ever... 495 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:52,881 I don't know... 496 00:37:52,914 --> 00:37:55,549 been eaten out in public? 497 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,251 -Really? -Really, really. 498 00:37:57,284 --> 00:37:58,587 You're just gonna dive right in there? 499 00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,888 I mean, if it's an invitation, 500 00:37:59,921 --> 00:38:00,889 I'll dive right in there. 501 00:38:00,922 --> 00:38:02,658 No. No, I haven't. 502 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:04,926 Change that... 503 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,428 All right, Mac. 504 00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,764 If that's how you wanna play it, 505 00:38:08,797 --> 00:38:11,366 truth or dare? 506 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:15,704 Truth. 507 00:38:15,737 --> 00:38:18,273 - You pussy-ass bitch. - Really? 508 00:38:38,761 --> 00:38:40,363 Eight inches... 509 00:38:40,396 --> 00:38:41,497 ...around. 510 00:38:41,531 --> 00:38:43,834 In your dreams, little man. 511 00:38:43,867 --> 00:38:46,369 All right, Jane. 512 00:38:46,402 --> 00:38:47,871 Truth... 513 00:38:47,905 --> 00:38:49,840 or motherfucking dare? 514 00:38:49,873 --> 00:38:51,508 Dare. 515 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:52,976 Mm-hmm. 516 00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:55,946 I dare you to get to third base, 517 00:38:55,979 --> 00:38:59,483 right here, right now, 518 00:38:59,516 --> 00:39:01,452 at this campfire with Alex. 519 00:39:01,485 --> 00:39:02,453 Go. 520 00:39:02,486 --> 00:39:03,988 -Mm-hmm. -Go. 521 00:39:04,022 --> 00:39:05,957 Go, go, go. 522 00:39:07,357 --> 00:39:09,293 Go-di-go, go. 523 00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:12,464 Mm. 524 00:39:12,497 --> 00:39:14,599 Yeah. 525 00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:16,367 There you go. 526 00:39:17,569 --> 00:39:18,937 Daddy likey. 527 00:39:26,812 --> 00:39:29,481 What do you ladies say we move this to the tent? 528 00:39:29,514 --> 00:39:31,717 I think that sounds like a fantastic idea. 529 00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:34,352 I think it sounds like a grade-A goddamn idea. 530 00:39:39,024 --> 00:39:40,526 Mm-hm. 531 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:41,594 Wow. 532 00:39:41,627 --> 00:39:43,562 Right? 533 00:39:43,596 --> 00:39:45,966 In your dreams, fucktard. 534 00:39:45,999 --> 00:39:48,801 But, hey, thanks for getting things going. 535 00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:50,070 No. 536 00:39:50,103 --> 00:39:52,471 Sweet dreams. 537 00:39:52,505 --> 00:39:54,975 What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? 538 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,866 Goddamn it. 539 00:40:54,937 --> 00:40:56,973 Well, Jill. 540 00:40:57,006 --> 00:40:59,776 it looks like me and you are getting into a fight tonight. 541 00:42:16,689 --> 00:42:18,658 Good a place as any. 542 00:42:51,025 --> 00:42:52,592 Yeah! 543 00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:28,931 Get the fuck out. 544 00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:51,054 What? 545 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:52,889 I have to pee. 546 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,591 Are you kidding? 547 00:43:54,624 --> 00:43:55,925 No. 548 00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:57,827 I'm so sorry. 549 00:43:57,861 --> 00:44:00,830 I will be right back. 550 00:44:00,864 --> 00:44:02,565 You better hurry. 551 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:03,868 I will. 552 00:44:06,337 --> 00:44:08,072 Don't go anywhere. 553 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:14,912 Fuck. 554 00:45:35,196 --> 00:45:37,866 Alex! Holy shit. 555 00:45:37,899 --> 00:45:39,134 Jane! 556 00:46:01,023 --> 00:46:03,259 Jane, get the fuck out here! 557 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,240 Hold the fuck up. 558 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:50,875 Oh, God. 559 00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,882 What the fuck was that? 560 00:46:57,915 --> 00:47:00,885 It looked like a goddamn alien. 561 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,255 Babe, I got to take a look. 562 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,456 No. 563 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,358 Just breathe. 564 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,527 -And try to be quiet. -Okay. 565 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,329 Shh! 566 00:47:10,362 --> 00:47:11,797 Hey. Here. 567 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,165 You good? 568 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:17,502 We are so fucked. 569 00:47:17,536 --> 00:47:19,071 -We are so fucked. -Hold this there, okay? 570 00:47:21,073 --> 00:47:22,207 Oh, fuck. 571 00:47:22,241 --> 00:47:24,943 We are so fucked. 572 00:47:26,912 --> 00:47:29,215 What the fuck was that? 573 00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:31,084 I don't know. 574 00:47:31,117 --> 00:47:33,253 But we need to get the fuck out of the woods. 575 00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:35,922 What we need is a big fucking machine gun. 576 00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:38,558 What we need is to find the ranger. 577 00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:41,160 No, no, no, no. We need some fucking katanas, 578 00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:42,962 some fucking throwing stars, 579 00:47:42,996 --> 00:47:46,232 some goddamn Predator-level fucking hunting shit. 580 00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:48,067 Snap the fuck out of it, asshole. 581 00:47:48,101 --> 00:47:50,937 What I was going to say is we need to go to the fucking car 582 00:47:50,970 --> 00:47:53,240 and get the goddamn arsenal out of it. 583 00:47:53,274 --> 00:47:55,576 We should just wait it out here. 584 00:47:55,609 --> 00:47:57,978 Are you fucking dumb, Alex? 585 00:47:58,012 --> 00:48:00,381 All of our friends just got their fucking guts 586 00:48:00,414 --> 00:48:02,082 ripped the fuck out of them. 587 00:48:02,116 --> 00:48:03,585 We're not fucking sitting here. 588 00:48:03,618 --> 00:48:05,886 We're going to that fucking car. 589 00:48:05,919 --> 00:48:07,354 Fine, let's go. 590 00:48:09,957 --> 00:48:11,225 -Come on. -Okay. 591 00:48:20,969 --> 00:48:22,304 Who the fuck are they? 592 00:48:22,337 --> 00:48:23,805 Is that Meg? 593 00:48:25,473 --> 00:48:27,842 Oh... 594 00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:30,078 No, it's not Meg, okay? 595 00:48:30,111 --> 00:48:31,379 I can't do this anymore. 596 00:48:31,414 --> 00:48:33,214 -It's okay. Shh. -I wanna go home. 597 00:48:33,248 --> 00:48:35,116 -It's okay, it's okay, Alex. -I wanna go home right now. 598 00:48:35,150 --> 00:48:37,852 We need to fucking go, is what we need to do. 599 00:48:37,886 --> 00:48:39,155 Okay. 600 00:48:39,188 --> 00:48:40,990 - Well, come on, let's go. - Okay. 601 00:48:41,023 --> 00:48:42,191 Come on. 602 00:48:53,269 --> 00:48:54,870 What in the actual fuck? 603 00:48:56,305 --> 00:48:58,375 Holy shit. 604 00:48:59,676 --> 00:49:01,545 I got his keys. 605 00:49:03,347 --> 00:49:05,549 Holy fuck. 606 00:49:08,485 --> 00:49:10,454 Oh, my God. 607 00:49:10,487 --> 00:49:12,022 It's all right. 608 00:49:13,357 --> 00:49:15,493 What the fuck? 609 00:49:18,429 --> 00:49:19,597 I think it... 610 00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:21,164 I think it ate her ovaries. 611 00:49:21,198 --> 00:49:22,966 Why would it do that? 612 00:49:22,999 --> 00:49:24,968 -I don't know. It's okay. -What the fuck? 613 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:28,172 Now, we need the fucking nunchucks. 614 00:49:29,974 --> 00:49:31,175 Oh, my God. 615 00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:32,543 It's a shame too. 616 00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:35,079 Them tits were awesome. 617 00:49:45,457 --> 00:49:48,560 What in the fuck are you looking for? 618 00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,928 In case that thing comes back, 619 00:49:50,962 --> 00:49:52,564 we should have some fucking weapons. 620 00:49:57,336 --> 00:49:58,537 Oh, shit! 621 00:50:00,105 --> 00:50:02,542 Fuck! Jane! Alex! 622 00:50:02,575 --> 00:50:03,510 Fuck! 623 00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:11,317 Fuck! Fuck! 624 00:50:32,673 --> 00:50:34,642 Jane, he's got nards! 625 00:50:34,675 --> 00:50:36,444 No! 626 00:50:36,477 --> 00:50:38,646 Jane, run. 627 00:50:57,132 --> 00:50:58,667 Fuck! 628 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,369 Mac's got the fucking keys. 629 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,782 Come on. Hurry. 630 00:51:12,815 --> 00:51:14,182 Let's go. 631 00:51:23,693 --> 00:51:25,328 Fuck you. 632 00:51:35,104 --> 00:51:36,507 Stop. Wait. 633 00:51:39,343 --> 00:51:41,077 Baby... 634 00:51:44,348 --> 00:51:45,782 I can't. 635 00:51:45,816 --> 00:51:48,652 Baby, I need you to keep going. 636 00:51:48,685 --> 00:51:51,221 Nah-uh. 637 00:51:51,255 --> 00:51:53,123 No, baby, come on. 638 00:51:53,156 --> 00:51:55,125 I love you. 639 00:51:55,158 --> 00:51:57,562 No, come on, you gotta keep going. 640 00:51:57,595 --> 00:52:00,197 No, no, no, no, come on. 641 00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:02,634 Stay with me, okay? 642 00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:04,769 We're gonna make it out of here, 643 00:52:04,802 --> 00:52:05,803 I promise. 644 00:52:07,605 --> 00:52:08,806 Alex! 645 00:52:10,408 --> 00:52:12,176 Don't go! Please don't leave me! 646 00:52:20,151 --> 00:52:21,620 Come on, come on, come on. 647 00:57:57,703 --> 00:57:58,671 Suck my-- 648 01:01:49,011 --> 01:01:49,979 One or two? 649 01:01:50,012 --> 01:01:52,182 Two. 650 01:01:55,185 --> 01:01:56,785 I'm gonna get balls deep in that ass 651 01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:58,388 and do some colon blowing. 652 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:14,305 Oh, yeah. 653 01:02:20,044 --> 01:02:21,812 Oh, shit. 654 01:02:21,846 --> 01:02:23,347 You just set the ground on fire. 655 01:02:25,316 --> 01:02:27,018 Yay! 656 01:02:27,051 --> 01:02:28,753 I think that shit's gone bad. 657 01:02:28,786 --> 01:02:30,855 Trust me, it ain't gone bad. 658 01:02:32,089 --> 01:02:33,258 What about you? 659 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:34,892 Sorry. 660 01:02:34,926 --> 01:02:37,262 Trust me, it ain't gone bad. 661 01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,271 You like it. 662 01:02:46,305 --> 01:02:49,841 "I like it"? What kind of face is that? 663 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:52,344 In this corner, we have Scotty-too-Hotty. 664 01:02:52,377 --> 01:02:55,348 In this corner, we have Shawn, Shawn, You Really Turn Me On. 665 01:02:55,381 --> 01:02:57,950 And go. 666 01:02:57,983 --> 01:03:00,819 I'm giving the creature a blowjob here. 667 01:03:05,158 --> 01:03:07,260 Come in. 668 01:03:07,293 --> 01:03:09,128 This is aimed right at you. 669 01:03:09,162 --> 01:03:11,364 Ayse, your vagina's showing. 670 01:03:16,035 --> 01:03:18,204 You can't be mad at the effects guy. 671 01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:26,879 I feel really terrible about 672 01:03:30,017 --> 01:03:31,352 What the fuck? 673 01:03:31,385 --> 01:03:33,220 Nobody does that. 674 01:03:33,254 --> 01:03:35,222 - Yeah, they do. - No, they don't. 675 01:03:35,256 --> 01:03:36,924 - In porn. - Nobody does that. 676 01:03:36,957 --> 01:03:38,493 I've never seen that in porn. It hurts. 677 01:03:38,526 --> 01:03:40,060 You're watching the wrong kind then. 678 01:03:40,094 --> 01:03:41,762 Fuck off! 679 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,370 Cut! That was awesome. 680 01:03:48,403 --> 01:03:50,405 Um, Roman... 681 01:03:50,438 --> 01:03:52,374 you see what I'm poking? 682 01:03:59,347 --> 01:04:02,217 I kinda need light over this way, possibly. 683 01:04:07,122 --> 01:04:08,324 -'Ello! -Hello! 684 01:04:08,357 --> 01:04:10,326 I'm here to plunge your holes. 685 01:04:12,261 --> 01:04:14,363 That doesn't look horrible. 686 01:04:14,397 --> 01:04:16,565 Come look at this. 687 01:04:16,599 --> 01:04:19,035 No, I don't mean her. I'm talking about the light. 688 01:04:20,136 --> 01:04:22,538 Man, we know many strippers, man. 689 01:04:31,348 --> 01:04:33,150 Where did...? 690 01:04:33,183 --> 01:04:35,319 Where did I...? 691 01:04:35,352 --> 01:04:37,354 Yes? 692 01:04:39,489 --> 01:04:41,491 I know you like it. 693 01:04:41,525 --> 01:04:44,061 Other than this fire and just finishing setting up, 694 01:04:44,094 --> 01:04:45,329 you're good for this scene, right? 695 01:04:45,362 --> 01:04:47,532 Like, the actors are good? 696 01:04:47,565 --> 01:04:49,333 Yup. 697 01:04:49,366 --> 01:04:50,535 Yup. 698 01:04:50,568 --> 01:04:51,868 -Cool. I mean, cool. -Cool. 699 01:04:51,902 --> 01:04:52,903 I mean, cool. 700 01:04:52,936 --> 01:04:54,472 Yeah. 701 01:04:54,505 --> 01:04:55,640 You gonna cue her when to jump, 702 01:04:55,673 --> 01:04:58,176 or is she just gonna do it on her own? 703 01:04:58,209 --> 01:05:00,011 'Cause I need to know. 704 01:05:00,044 --> 01:05:01,512 I will... 705 01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:04,515 um, no, I won't draw on acting just because... 706 01:05:04,549 --> 01:05:06,217 Quit rubbing me. 707 01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:09,120 That's weird. 708 01:05:09,153 --> 01:05:11,557 Are you going to tell her when to jump? 709 01:05:11,590 --> 01:05:12,857 Action! 710 01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:17,596 Here we go! 711 01:05:26,338 --> 01:05:28,207 Scotty doesn't know. 712 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,309 You don't. You think you do. 713 01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:31,510 -You don't. -Shut up. 714 01:05:31,543 --> 01:05:33,245 Fuck. 715 01:05:33,278 --> 01:05:35,515 Hey, I just met you and I'm freezing. 716 01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:39,319 "But I'm naked and riding your dick." 717 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:41,521 I'm calling your fucking mom right now 718 01:05:41,554 --> 01:05:43,223 and I'm gonna tell her you've been sucking dick in the back. 719 01:05:43,256 --> 01:05:45,091 -I've been fucking watching-- -She knows! 720 01:05:49,095 --> 01:05:50,430 Yeah, that'll work! 721 01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:54,702 I'm too tired to have sex tonight, baby. 722 01:05:54,735 --> 01:05:56,570 Go to sleep. 723 01:05:56,604 --> 01:05:58,572 Take care of yourself. 724 01:06:02,008 --> 01:06:04,177 Shit, that looked awesome. Cut. 725 01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:06,447 - Derek. - Huh? 726 01:06:11,185 --> 01:06:12,386 I got that on video. 727 01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:13,354 Oh, my... 728 01:06:15,456 --> 01:06:18,192 Ooo! She's stealing! 729 01:06:21,162 --> 01:06:23,330 What'd you say? 730 01:06:23,364 --> 01:06:26,200 What'd you say? What'd you say? 731 01:06:26,233 --> 01:06:29,103 Oh, look, it's in your face When are you getting smashed? 732 01:06:29,137 --> 01:06:31,173 When are you getting smashed? 733 01:06:31,206 --> 01:06:32,574 Oh, shit. 734 01:06:32,607 --> 01:06:34,576 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 735 01:06:34,609 --> 01:06:35,677 Into the lesbians. 736 01:06:44,252 --> 01:06:47,222 If you can put one in, put the whole thing. 737 01:06:47,255 --> 01:06:48,458 Whoa, there. 738 01:06:48,491 --> 01:06:52,060 - Just fucking fist me. - Fist my ass! 739 01:06:52,093 --> 01:06:54,096 I'm glad I'm still recording. 740 01:06:55,698 --> 01:06:56,632 Whoa, there. 741 01:06:59,735 --> 01:07:01,404 I've had better. 742 01:07:01,437 --> 01:07:04,273 Okay. I'll give you better. 743 01:07:07,544 --> 01:07:09,546 I'm doing her tonight. 744 01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:11,047 Cut. 48301

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