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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,086 --> 00:00:01,983 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,984 --> 00:00:03,895 It's lucky for us they did wall the city. 3 00:00:03,896 --> 00:00:05,562 If all you innocent humans left, 4 00:00:05,564 --> 00:00:07,631 they'd drop an atom bomb right on Pioneer Square. 5 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,953 The brain tubes they distribute barely have any brains in them anymore. 6 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:13,268 My brother and sister are starving. 7 00:00:13,269 --> 00:00:15,739 I had a vision from the guy who was murdered at the brain plant. 8 00:00:15,741 --> 00:00:18,742 He saw you talking about selling brains on the black market. 9 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:21,211 The key to our survival is integration. 10 00:00:21,213 --> 00:00:24,210 We don't have enough trained soldiers to control the city. 11 00:00:24,211 --> 00:00:25,916 We're hanging on by a very thin thread. 12 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:28,351 - These kids aren't trained. - Then they'll have to learn on the job. 13 00:00:28,353 --> 00:00:31,442 I would've gotten you out sooner, but I had to pick the right time. 14 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:34,624 I speak to God, and God speaks to me! 15 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:40,396 Give me an army! 16 00:00:40,928 --> 00:00:42,874 _ 17 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:49,252 So I told my chauffeur you get paid to drive, 18 00:00:49,254 --> 00:00:53,056 something any idiot 16-year-old with a license can do. 19 00:00:53,058 --> 00:00:54,791 Still, he's easy on the eyes... 20 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:57,595 Lucky for him or I'd have fired his ass. 21 00:00:58,096 --> 00:01:01,931 Actually, I'd keep his ass and fire the rest of him. 22 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:05,601 - You could bounce nickels off that ass! - Oh, you're terrible! 23 00:01:15,046 --> 00:01:16,446 Fore! 24 00:01:17,048 --> 00:01:18,581 Now they move. 25 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:21,516 The most exercise they've gotten all day, trust me. 26 00:01:21,987 --> 00:01:23,096 Whoopsie-daisy! 27 00:01:24,012 --> 00:01:26,106 They do keep the course beautiful... 28 00:01:26,107 --> 00:01:27,701 These neanderthals? 29 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:32,029 They look like they should be panhandling for an extra chromosome. 30 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:37,591 Oh, darling, I wasn't talking about you. You look fine. 31 00:01:39,230 --> 00:01:42,683 I'm sure you'll grow into that face. Maybe not those ears. 32 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:48,548 Is that Judge Harris feeling up the snack cart girl? 33 00:01:48,549 --> 00:01:50,489 Oh, it sure as hell is. 34 00:01:52,263 --> 00:01:54,651 Maybe he thinks he lost his gavel in there. 35 00:02:07,765 --> 00:02:09,933 _ 36 00:02:09,972 --> 00:02:11,972 _ 37 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,040 _ 38 00:02:14,174 --> 00:02:16,566 _ 39 00:02:16,608 --> 00:02:17,616 _ 40 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:20,202 _ 41 00:02:20,203 --> 00:02:21,945 _ 42 00:02:21,946 --> 00:02:23,504 _ 43 00:02:23,505 --> 00:02:25,195 _ 44 00:02:25,196 --> 00:02:30,044 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 45 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:31,893 _ 46 00:02:31,894 --> 00:02:34,707 Don't bother with "cause of death." I think I've got it. 47 00:02:35,104 --> 00:02:37,242 But why are we here? This is a range ball. 48 00:02:37,437 --> 00:02:39,132 The driving range is right over there. 49 00:02:39,971 --> 00:02:41,604 I declare this to be an accident! 50 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:43,547 - God, you're good. - Yeah, but... 51 00:02:44,007 --> 00:02:45,586 Tell them what you told me. 52 00:02:46,845 --> 00:02:49,212 After the ball hit Mrs. Brinks, I turned, 53 00:02:49,214 --> 00:02:51,789 and I saw someone running away. Over there. 54 00:02:57,289 --> 00:03:01,291 It looks like someone might've been lying here in the weeds. 55 00:03:01,817 --> 00:03:03,684 This figure you saw running towards the trees. 56 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:05,809 Were they holding anything? A gun? 57 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,666 A golf ball gun? 58 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:13,193 No. But I think I did hear a splash. 59 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:25,605 What a mess. 60 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:28,008 The balls and clubs I get, 61 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:30,997 but who the hell brings a suit of armor to play golf? 62 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:33,182 Though it would've saved Mrs. Brinks' life. 63 00:03:33,364 --> 00:03:34,059 True. 64 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,547 - Live and learn. - Found something! 65 00:03:43,812 --> 00:03:45,125 Holy... 66 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,758 Yeah. Who's laughing now? 67 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,880 What are we, 100 yards to the pin? 68 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:08,748 - You should've used less club. - No more than an eight iron. 69 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:14,487 Ladies and gentlemen, this golf ball gun means we are now investigating a... 70 00:04:14,489 --> 00:04:15,661 Murder! 71 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:18,124 Yeah, no duh. 72 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:21,094 What? You don't own the word. 73 00:04:22,397 --> 00:04:24,998 - You hungry? - Not really. 74 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:27,067 Kinda thirsty, though. 75 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,668 - Are you hungry? - Yeah! 76 00:04:46,669 --> 00:04:48,356 Of course you're hungry. 77 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,116 I know how you feel, because I'm hungry, too! 78 00:04:53,437 --> 00:04:57,664 Before, in the well that was hell, I suffered. 79 00:05:00,882 --> 00:05:03,169 But God provided for me. And, now 80 00:05:04,378 --> 00:05:06,169 I will provide for you. 81 00:05:07,954 --> 00:05:09,586 It's our world now, 82 00:05:11,115 --> 00:05:16,483 and we will hunger for His love no more! 83 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:20,520 - Feed us, Father! - God loves zombies! 84 00:05:31,408 --> 00:05:32,665 Behold! 85 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:37,036 The voice of God speaking to you through me... 86 00:05:39,929 --> 00:05:43,473 For I am His divine vessel! 87 00:05:43,615 --> 00:05:45,411 Yes! Yes! 88 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,515 - Brothers and sisters... - Yes! 89 00:05:48,517 --> 00:05:52,385 It is time to feed. 90 00:05:55,457 --> 00:05:56,789 Let's take what is ours! 91 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:03,096 Let's take what is ours! 92 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:24,784 Brains, best tubes in town. 93 00:06:24,786 --> 00:06:27,420 Beautiful brains here! Feed the hunger. 94 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:30,123 Keep the beast at bay! Ah... 95 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,059 Brains, best tubes in town. 96 00:06:33,545 --> 00:06:35,527 $40 makes the pain go away. 97 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:37,897 Hey, hey. My cut, hand it over. 98 00:06:44,714 --> 00:06:48,279 - You're 200 bucks light. - Ah, I don't know what happened. 99 00:06:48,489 --> 00:06:52,018 You're fired. 100 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:16,459 No Godless thieves will profit from that which He has given to us! 101 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,889 Strip them of their ill-gotten brains! 102 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,842 Strip them of their blood money! 103 00:07:30,177 --> 00:07:32,719 Bring the sinful heathens to me! 104 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:36,756 Bring them to me! 105 00:07:47,539 --> 00:07:48,980 I know you're frightened. 106 00:07:50,249 --> 00:07:51,871 I'd be frightened, too. 107 00:07:52,674 --> 00:07:56,442 I have money! Let's go to an ATM. 108 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,720 The Lord doesn't need your filthy, filthy lucre, thief. 109 00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:12,691 The Lord is calling for a new world order! 110 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:20,066 A world ruled by the righteous undead! 111 00:08:29,498 --> 00:08:31,240 _ 112 00:08:33,954 --> 00:08:36,254 You sure you don't want to talk about it? 113 00:08:36,256 --> 00:08:39,090 No, we're good. We'll grab dinner later? 114 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,133 - Clive... - It's fine, Dale. Really. 115 00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:47,031 Okay. 116 00:08:49,894 --> 00:08:51,323 But you're not fooling me. 117 00:09:11,691 --> 00:09:12,824 What are you doing back there? 118 00:09:12,826 --> 00:09:14,826 Waiting on you to stop staring at me 119 00:09:14,828 --> 00:09:17,421 like the dumbest goat on the mountain. Drive! 120 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:21,733 You need to get in the front. 121 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,234 I'm almost tempted to. 122 00:09:23,236 --> 00:09:24,843 It smells like "felon" back here. 123 00:09:24,844 --> 00:09:27,013 It does not smell like "felon." This is... 124 00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:32,483 - What are you looking for? - The button for the privacy divider 125 00:09:32,579 --> 00:09:36,175 You're a nice man, but you'd be so much nicer if I couldn't hear you. 126 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,631 All right, that's it. Get in the front. 127 00:09:38,632 --> 00:09:41,283 We're not going anywhere like this, Miss Daisy. 128 00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:55,286 Really? 129 00:09:56,677 --> 00:09:59,311 What? Go already! 130 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:01,906 We have a ridiculous crime to solve! 131 00:10:07,914 --> 00:10:10,315 Yeah, that just clips on right... 132 00:10:11,524 --> 00:10:14,239 There you go! See? You got it. 133 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:18,647 Wow, I managed to get dressed. Watch out, human terrorists! 134 00:10:19,225 --> 00:10:22,058 Major, when do we get rifles? 135 00:10:22,059 --> 00:10:24,696 Week two, long as you make us proud this week. 136 00:10:28,201 --> 00:10:30,401 Look, I know you're a little nervous 137 00:10:30,403 --> 00:10:32,370 and that's natural before your first patrol. 138 00:10:33,106 --> 00:10:35,643 Who's nervous? I'm tired. 139 00:10:35,644 --> 00:10:38,081 You got me rooming with a bitch that smells like a zoo animal. 140 00:10:38,082 --> 00:10:40,011 I can't get any sleep! 141 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,616 Unless I'm talking to this guy. The boy is dull. 142 00:10:42,617 --> 00:10:44,048 Try talking to him. You'll see. 143 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:45,516 You can run your mouth all you want, 144 00:10:45,518 --> 00:10:47,285 as long as you don't run when we're on the streets. 145 00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:48,589 You got something you wanna say to me? 146 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,239 Yeah, I just said it. 147 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:53,128 You heard me say it, right? That thing about "don't run"? 148 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,443 Guys, no one's running. 149 00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:57,929 Remember, you're stronger than the humans, you have guns. 150 00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:00,609 What's the only thing that can hurt you? 151 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,581 Duh. Head shot, General. 152 00:11:05,939 --> 00:11:08,740 Then maybe you should secure that, rook. 153 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,034 Let's move out. 154 00:11:23,957 --> 00:11:27,003 I guess this is what they call "the good life" 155 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,988 With these knees, they better have an elevator in "the good life" 156 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,891 or you're going to be carrying me up the stairs like a Sherpa. 157 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,426 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 158 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:38,363 Hey! All the clothing goes in the second moving van 159 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:42,540 Hello, I'm Detective Babineaux, homicide, and this is Liv Moore. 160 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:45,554 You might remember her as the star of Murder, She Wrote. 161 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,704 Where have you been hiding all my life? 162 00:11:47,705 --> 00:11:50,196 You're like a white Ricardo Montalban. 163 00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:54,802 - Are you in charge here? - Uh, no. 164 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:59,263 I am, or, rather, was, Mrs. Brinks' chauffeur. Carlton Clerg. 165 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,981 Mr. Clerg, it looks like word of Mrs. Brinks' passing has gotten out. 166 00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:07,136 Well, I was there at the club waiting for her to finish her round 167 00:12:07,136 --> 00:12:08,535 when she died. So... 168 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,030 I'm sorry... Did you say homicide? 169 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,507 Wasn't Mrs. Brinks struck by a golf ball? 170 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:16,009 She was shot. By a golf ball gun. 171 00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:17,444 A golf ball gun? 172 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:19,882 Did Mrs. Brinks have any enemies you know of? 173 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:22,849 None that I can think of. Mrs. Brinks was well-loved. 174 00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:25,652 You club-foots be careful with that piano, comprende? 175 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:27,512 You drop it, I'll bury you in it! 176 00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:32,826 No one? 177 00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:33,809 Her son. 178 00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:36,383 You think her son might've wanted her dead? 179 00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:38,431 They've been feuding for 30 years. 180 00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,866 Business dealings, I think. 181 00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:43,436 - Where could I find her son? - Oh, he lives in Miami. 182 00:12:45,574 --> 00:12:47,808 It would be tough for her son in Miami 183 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:52,145 to kill Mrs. Brinks in the walled city of New Seattle. 184 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:54,347 Oh, yeah... 185 00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:57,050 Why would anyone kill such a nice old lady? 186 00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,419 Every day at sunset, she used to walk the gardens 187 00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:01,121 and tell me how much she loved them. 188 00:13:01,123 --> 00:13:03,623 I bet she didn't love these gladiolas. 189 00:13:03,993 --> 00:13:06,626 They are crap. Crapiolas! 190 00:13:06,628 --> 00:13:09,696 Oh, Mrs. Brinks wasn't afraid to tell you what she thought, 191 00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:12,766 but she had such a generous spirit. 192 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,974 A big laugh, and such a way with words. 193 00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:19,105 Raggle fraggle riggin frakety frack. Ugh! 194 00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:21,464 What are you doing? 195 00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:23,685 Oh, just trying to warm up my rum toddy. 196 00:13:24,356 --> 00:13:26,583 - You got into their rum? - Yeah! 197 00:13:26,585 --> 00:13:28,552 And I'm trying to warm it up in the microheater 198 00:13:28,554 --> 00:13:30,638 but I can never figure these gizmos out. 199 00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:35,839 I'm sorry, one second. Coming! 200 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,250 How you feeling, honey? 201 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,767 You got to try to eat something, okay? 202 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:46,050 So you can get strong like Superman. 203 00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,864 - I'm not hungry. - Try. 204 00:13:50,324 --> 00:13:53,100 This is my son, Alex. He's home sick today. 205 00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:54,445 Sorry to hear that, pal. 206 00:13:54,938 --> 00:13:58,406 Get your shoes off the couch, kid. Were you raised in a barn? 207 00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:02,043 Yeah, you should probably take your shoes off. 208 00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:03,878 Liv, take a look at this painting. 209 00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:07,281 Wow! Look at those rocks! 210 00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:09,723 She wore that necklace on special occasions. 211 00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:14,255 Really? I thought it sank to the bottom of the sea with the Titanic. 212 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:17,024 You made a joke. 213 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:19,560 I would've shot her in the skull for jewels like that. 214 00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:21,601 - You sure it's still around? - You know what? 215 00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:24,917 We haven't found them yet. But I know where they might be... 216 00:14:26,102 --> 00:14:29,670 So, it seems that Mrs. Brinks was the only one who knew the combination, 217 00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:32,006 so it's up to you to get it open. 218 00:14:32,008 --> 00:14:36,344 The digital lock on this safe has over a trillion possible combinations. 219 00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:38,757 The heat death of the universe would happen 220 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,414 before we checked them one at a time, 221 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,817 no matter how many GPUs you throw at it. 222 00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:45,953 Now, this board, designed by moi, 223 00:14:45,955 --> 00:14:50,424 uses a 1 million qu-bit quantum chip that I got from... 224 00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:52,560 Well, never mind where I got it from. 225 00:14:52,576 --> 00:14:56,625 With this, we can test all the combinations almost simultaneously... 226 00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:59,200 - Don't care, just open it. - Hmm. 227 00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:03,905 They're lying. Every one of em. 228 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,824 That's what I thought, too! They're filthy, damn liars! 229 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,532 Hey! Slow down, Jesse Owens! 230 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,979 What makes you think so? 231 00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,648 Because you're the most repugnant, 232 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,816 repulsive person I have ever met. 233 00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:17,788 That seems uncalled for. Your point? 234 00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:18,854 They all lied. 235 00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:21,622 They said Mrs. Brinks was loved. 236 00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:24,185 "Nice. A generous spirit" 237 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,177 That has not been my experience. 238 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:29,463 Why do you think they're "filthy damn liars"? 239 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,332 They're the help. That's what they do. 240 00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:34,058 But I say you're barking up the wrong tree, Clive. 241 00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:37,171 Everybody knows you follow the money, stupid. 242 00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,906 Find the necklace, find the killer. 243 00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:42,625 Liv, you're going to need to dig deep 244 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:47,448 and find a way to refrain from calling me "dummy" or "stupid." 245 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,293 You're right. You know, 246 00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:54,055 compared to the boy toy I've been shagging, you're a regular Einstein. 247 00:15:54,924 --> 00:15:57,291 It was seriously scary on that street. 248 00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:59,894 Have I told you humans just blast away on shotguns randomly 249 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:02,496 when they see our patrols? They think it's hilarious. 250 00:16:02,498 --> 00:16:06,167 So of course we're all jumpy, and I'm thinking, "These kids're gonna blow it" 251 00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:08,235 Totally green, first day on patrol, 252 00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:12,173 but they hung tough! Kept their cool, listened. 253 00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,674 Great story. 254 00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:16,677 Now get over here, you dirty little soldier boy, 255 00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:20,681 and let mama show you a trick I like to call the "Loni Anderson." 256 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,817 Do I want to ask what brain you're on right now? 257 00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:26,321 Why don't you just work on being the strong, silent type? 258 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,274 - Oh, ooh! Watch the hip. - Yeah. 259 00:16:40,923 --> 00:16:42,881 _ 260 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:47,863 Ooh! 261 00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:51,260 - Good morning! - Morning! 262 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,868 Liv, last night, the "Loni Anderson?" 263 00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,804 That was a next-level maneuver. 264 00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:00,842 Where you rushing off to? 265 00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,397 I have things to do, darling. 266 00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:06,347 And I'm not in the habit of crashing at a swinging bachelor pad 267 00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:09,283 - filled with sweaty, young men. - Seems like a habit. 268 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,091 Something's burning. 269 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:14,961 - Ooh! - Guys! 270 00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:28,703 Hey! Stop screwing around and get back to work! And no guns! 271 00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:32,540 It just shoots golf balls, Mrs. Brinks. It's for gophers! 272 00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:38,291 What'd you see? 273 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:40,549 Were you losing your virginity to Howard Hughes? 274 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,285 I believe I'll be saving that information for my driver. 275 00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:45,595 Liv, Clive isn't your driv... 276 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,123 But first I need to get in nine holes at the club. 277 00:17:58,756 --> 00:18:00,917 Does she have a country club membership? 278 00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,561 I don't think she has clubs. 279 00:18:03,252 --> 00:18:04,696 Ravi, got a sec? 280 00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:07,008 Actually, little swamped right now. 281 00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,982 It's a personal matter of a... 282 00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:14,334 Sexual nature. 283 00:18:19,622 --> 00:18:22,760 I'm sorry, what I meant was 284 00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:25,726 I have all the time in the world! 285 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,001 - Okay, well, Dale and I... - Hmm. 286 00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:35,934 Everything is great between us. 287 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:41,576 - But? - But, for obvious reasons, 288 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,852 we can't be... 289 00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:48,972 intimate with each other, and it's becoming a problem. 290 00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:55,449 Have you tried mutual masturbation? 291 00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:59,644 It's like taking separate cars to the same firework show. 292 00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,120 - We have. - Hmm. 293 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,740 But you really can't replace sex 294 00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:08,943 with... that and, 295 00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:11,806 the urge is causing problems. 296 00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:15,209 Well, hello! Boy, did I walk in at the right time. 297 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,283 I had something to tell you, but yours is way more interesting. 298 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:21,846 This is a private conversation. Let's go. 299 00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:24,268 More like a conversation about touching privates. 300 00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:25,298 Don't mind me. 301 00:19:26,756 --> 00:19:29,294 Fine, I'll leave you boys alone. 302 00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:34,901 I'm dying to know how you think I can help in this situation. 303 00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:37,763 Isn't there something that would 304 00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:43,104 temper my sex drive? 305 00:19:43,106 --> 00:19:46,140 I can prescribe an SSRI. 306 00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:48,496 Technically, it's anti-anxiety medication, 307 00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:52,613 but decreased libido is a common side effect. 308 00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:56,920 Are you sure you wanna do this, Clive? 309 00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,450 Let's give it a try. 310 00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,231 You had something to tell me? 311 00:20:14,037 --> 00:20:17,838 Wouldn't you rather stay in there with Ravi and talk about your genitals? 312 00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:24,321 It's a toss-up. 313 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,182 Hmm. I had a vision. 314 00:20:28,952 --> 00:20:30,272 Then you get the nod. 315 00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:34,388 I was staring out an upstairs window at Sandy's mansion, 316 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:38,237 and I saw her three servants taking target practice with a... 317 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,922 A golf ball gun! 318 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,356 A golf ball gun, yeah. 319 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:45,433 Our killer has to be one of those three. 320 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,170 Did you do the math yourself, genius? 321 00:20:50,406 --> 00:20:52,239 Brothers and sisters! 322 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,508 Brothers and sisters, come and be fed! 323 00:20:56,086 --> 00:20:59,347 Join us, I say join us, 324 00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:01,182 and never be hungry again! 325 00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:04,796 Join us, I say join us! Come and be fed! 326 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,953 _ 327 00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:10,925 ♪ Join us, join us ♪ 328 00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,595 ♪ Join us ♪ 329 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,531 ♪ Join... ♪ 330 00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:20,112 Stop. 331 00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:32,279 Well, aren't you the most beautiful girl in the world. 332 00:21:32,414 --> 00:21:34,219 Do you have brains for sale? 333 00:21:35,818 --> 00:21:39,066 Brains for sale? 334 00:21:41,391 --> 00:21:43,557 That's not how the good Lord works. 335 00:21:46,062 --> 00:21:46,746 Psst! 336 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,451 We have brains 337 00:21:53,002 --> 00:21:53,830 for free. 338 00:21:57,206 --> 00:22:00,916 Tell all your friends. All are welcome. 339 00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:07,481 All are welcome! 340 00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:11,523 Join us! 341 00:22:13,088 --> 00:22:14,220 Come join us! 342 00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:20,991 _ 343 00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,600 Ugh! You're all only making that face 344 00:22:28,601 --> 00:22:30,299 because you can't afford this. 345 00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:35,761 That was Mrs. Brinks' lawyer. You'll never... Wow! 346 00:22:36,492 --> 00:22:37,419 That smell... 347 00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:41,335 Anyway, you'll never believe what's in her will. 348 00:22:41,336 --> 00:22:44,788 Upon her death, Mrs. Brinks left each of our suspects 349 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,738 - a million bucks! - Huh? 350 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,436 - A billion dollars? - No, a million. 351 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,871 Well, still, why would she do that? 352 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,406 I'm curious myself. 353 00:22:54,408 --> 00:22:57,826 The lawyer says the beneficiaries don't know about the money yet. 354 00:22:57,826 --> 00:22:59,412 But if one of them found out? 355 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,279 I'm bringing them in. 356 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:02,764 Let's see who's the least surprised 357 00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:04,545 about their $1,000,000 payout. 358 00:23:04,546 --> 00:23:06,251 That person is likely our killer. 359 00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:08,450 And who is this magical face-reader 360 00:23:08,451 --> 00:23:11,307 who's gonna be able to measure "level of surprise"? 361 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,692 I'm a detective, Liv. 362 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:17,429 You realize the killer will pretend to be surprised? 363 00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:20,999 It's what I do. 364 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:27,039 You all told us Mrs. Brinks was a saint. 365 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,743 But that's not exactly true, is it? 366 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:32,477 We had a long talk with Mrs. Brinks' friend, Maxine Lippman. 367 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:37,883 She made us aware your duties included more than driving her car. 368 00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:40,506 Don't be coy, Clive. He gave her sex. 369 00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:43,916 Sex for money. And you know what that makes him? 370 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,876 A whore. 371 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,361 The first time it just kind of happened. 372 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,802 I tried to cut it off, but she said she'd tell my wife. 373 00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:58,003 Is that why you killed her? 374 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,506 We know you all had access to the golf ball gun. 375 00:24:01,813 --> 00:24:04,085 And you were already at the country club waiting for her... 376 00:24:04,086 --> 00:24:05,347 I didn't do it. 377 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,880 Your son, Alex, sweet kid, 378 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,675 but he didn't just have a cold the other day, did he? 379 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:13,344 He has a heart defect. 380 00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:16,798 Maxine Lippman told me the boy needs an operation in Los Angeles. 381 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,789 You asked Mrs. Brinks for a loan to hire a "coyote" 382 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:22,661 to sneak him out of the city. She turned you down. 383 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,731 Is that why you killed her? 384 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:32,804 Without that operation, he'll die. 385 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:39,044 He's only six. Mrs. Brinks would rather let him die than loan me 20 grand. 386 00:24:39,821 --> 00:24:41,761 She said it would set a bad precedent. 387 00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,248 Well, it would. 388 00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:45,884 Is that why you killed her? 389 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,855 I am not a murderer. 390 00:24:50,418 --> 00:24:54,355 Mrs. Brinks promised to write a recommendation letter to her Alma mater 391 00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:58,053 to get your daughter into college back East. But she never sent it. 392 00:24:58,054 --> 00:25:00,565 If she'd gotten in, she wouldn't have been here in Seattle 393 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,367 and she wouldn't have been turned into a zombie 394 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:06,104 Mrs. Brinks was a terrible person. No one will miss her. 395 00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:07,571 Is that why you killed her? 396 00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,285 I didn't kill her. 397 00:25:23,724 --> 00:25:25,457 All right, you're free to go. 398 00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:30,652 By the way, 399 00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:36,067 are you aware that in her will, Mrs. Brinks left you $1,000,000? 400 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:36,827 What? 401 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,305 That can't be true. 402 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,411 - That's a lie, no. That's a trick. - It's true. 403 00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:50,295 I worked for that woman for 15 years 404 00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:53,118 and I never heard a kind word from her. 405 00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:58,890 Give us a moment, please. 406 00:26:02,196 --> 00:26:05,163 So, Columbo, whodunnit? 407 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,368 I don't know. 408 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:12,437 But you saw all their faces, and you're a detective. 409 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:18,543 Not one of them cracked, even a little bit, 410 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,739 even when we gave them a chance to turn on the killer. 411 00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:27,219 I cracked it as we knew I would, 412 00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:29,521 though it was no simple task. I had to reconfigure the... 413 00:26:29,523 --> 00:26:31,056 This is the stuff from the safe? 414 00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:34,893 - Jewels. Bonds. Legal papers. - Hmm! 415 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,195 The one from the painting. 416 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,759 So stealing this wasn't the killer's motive. 417 00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:42,934 There goes your big theory. It's really not your day. 418 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:47,606 That was your theory. But there is this... The will. 419 00:26:47,743 --> 00:26:50,275 If anyone in the staff managed to see this will, 420 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,844 he or she would've known there was $1,000,000 coming to them... 421 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:54,846 Once Sandy Brinks was dead. 422 00:26:56,132 --> 00:27:01,653 - What was the combination? - 0-8-3-0-1-0. 423 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:08,526 "Proudly serving the undead." Screw you! 424 00:27:10,564 --> 00:27:12,564 Hey! They're closed. 425 00:27:12,566 --> 00:27:14,733 - They don't look closed. - And you don't look stupid, 426 00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:16,460 so be smart and keep walking. 427 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,641 You! Get out of here! Go! 428 00:27:23,665 --> 00:27:25,816 Al-Shabaz. What kind of name is that? 429 00:27:25,817 --> 00:27:27,084 Sounds like a "zombie" name. 430 00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:29,669 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Are you a zombie? 431 00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:31,076 Or just a zombie lover? 432 00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:34,119 Just get out of here. The soldiers are here. 433 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,540 Actually, we prefer to be called the Peacekeepers. 434 00:27:38,194 --> 00:27:39,994 - How's it going, fellas? - Very bad. 435 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,047 They're harassing my customers. Look what they did! 436 00:27:43,597 --> 00:27:44,996 Okay, yeah. We'll take care of the clean-up. 437 00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,365 How about you gentlemen take your business elsewhere? 438 00:27:47,451 --> 00:27:50,502 Uh, no, we're real happy right here, thanks. 439 00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:54,039 We love the, the, uh... What's the word I'm looking for? 440 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:55,538 Ambiance. 441 00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:57,776 Well, I don't know about ambiance, 442 00:27:57,778 --> 00:28:00,111 but you're gonna need an ambulance if you don't get moving 443 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,347 Aw, relax! These guys are smart. 444 00:28:02,633 --> 00:28:04,949 They know they can either leave on foot or in cuffs. 445 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:08,086 What? Are you gonna "miracle" those cuffs on us? You and some girl? 446 00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:11,623 Yeah, I mean sure, you guys got guns but we got guns, too. 447 00:28:12,626 --> 00:28:13,992 Theirs are bigger. 448 00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:16,734 Shoot them! I'm sick of this! Every day with them. 449 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:17,862 No one does anything. 450 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,864 Okay, no, we got this. Why don't you go inside, cool down, 451 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,325 we'll get it all figured out. 452 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,272 You know what, let's bounce. 453 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,018 This place smells like spoiled meat, anyway. 454 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,905 Hey! Touch me again and we'll see how tough you are 455 00:28:35,906 --> 00:28:37,515 with a bullet in your head. 456 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,984 - Or a bullet in yours! - Hey! 457 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,886 - I'm going long! - Hey! 458 00:28:42,255 --> 00:28:43,088 Major! 459 00:28:57,437 --> 00:29:00,338 She scratched me! Look what that bitch did! 460 00:29:00,499 --> 00:29:02,372 - What? Stop... - Calm down! You're gonna be all right. 461 00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,290 - You'll be all right. - No, I won't, okay? 462 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:07,076 I'm not gonna be a zombie. We made a pact, so do it! 463 00:29:07,077 --> 00:29:08,973 No! Hey, don't do that, all right? He doesn't mean it! 464 00:29:08,974 --> 00:29:09,675 Do it! 465 00:29:09,676 --> 00:29:12,138 Let him kill me, please! 466 00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:14,835 Let him go! Let him kill me please! 467 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,718 Hey! Hey, stop that! 468 00:29:17,763 --> 00:29:20,191 - I don't wanna be a zombie! - Come back here! 469 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:21,393 No! 470 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,129 No... 471 00:29:28,997 --> 00:29:30,707 _ 472 00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:34,151 0-8-3-0-1-0. 473 00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:37,555 August 30th, 2010. Your son's date of birth. 474 00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:39,390 You programmed Mrs. Brinks' safe, 475 00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:41,314 because she wasn't good with that stuff, was she? 476 00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:44,061 Who can blame her? All the stupid gadgets these days, 477 00:29:44,063 --> 00:29:45,796 beepin' and boppin' and boopin'. 478 00:29:45,798 --> 00:29:46,949 I got this. 479 00:29:48,668 --> 00:29:51,636 You saw her last will and testament inside the safe. 480 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:55,606 You knew there was $1,000,000 coming your way when Mrs. Brinks died. 481 00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:58,843 More than enough to get your little boy to LA for that surgery. 482 00:30:00,747 --> 00:30:02,580 It could save his life. 483 00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:07,418 Why don't you write it all down for us? 484 00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:12,456 Let's get this behind you, okay? 485 00:30:25,939 --> 00:30:27,338 An address? 486 00:30:29,309 --> 00:30:30,875 That's not what we were hoping for. 487 00:30:30,877 --> 00:30:33,844 Take my son there, and I'll confess to everything. 488 00:30:33,846 --> 00:30:37,497 It's all arranged with Renegade, but it has to happen tonight. 489 00:30:39,652 --> 00:30:40,796 This address? 490 00:30:42,288 --> 00:30:44,155 It's in a neighborhood that's been locked down 491 00:30:44,157 --> 00:30:46,857 because of anti-zombie terrorist activity. 492 00:30:46,859 --> 00:30:49,593 Only authorized personnel are allowed in. 493 00:30:49,595 --> 00:30:50,962 You're a policeman. 494 00:30:50,964 --> 00:30:52,730 Which is why I can't do this. 495 00:30:54,047 --> 00:30:57,034 Going there is a crime, so is sneaking people out of Seattle. 496 00:30:57,318 --> 00:31:00,959 Please, my ex-husband is expecting him. 497 00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:04,371 The boy needs to be with his father. 498 00:31:06,913 --> 00:31:10,620 He will die if you don't help him. 499 00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:14,069 Please! 500 00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:17,855 Please. 501 00:31:25,331 --> 00:31:28,571 Liv, you got a soft heart, which is wonderful, 502 00:31:29,202 --> 00:31:31,802 but I can't do this. And neither should you. 503 00:31:31,804 --> 00:31:33,537 What the hell are you talking about? 504 00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,031 Of course I'm not going to do it. 505 00:31:35,032 --> 00:31:36,527 What am I, Mother Teresa? 506 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,365 I am not responsible for all the world's problems. 507 00:31:39,645 --> 00:31:41,112 Take her to the clink! 508 00:31:47,587 --> 00:31:49,278 Hey, Big Spender. 509 00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:52,056 Wanna take a lady for a fancy gourmet meal? 510 00:31:53,192 --> 00:31:56,085 Mmm-mmm. I heard someone call hot dogs 511 00:31:56,429 --> 00:31:58,763 "the filet mignon of the common man." 512 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,334 Hmm. Someone who's never had a filet mignon, maybe. 513 00:32:06,239 --> 00:32:07,571 I could've... 514 00:32:07,573 --> 00:32:08,934 You didn't want... 515 00:32:08,935 --> 00:32:11,473 So, look what I found in the bathroom. 516 00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:16,205 Anti-anxiety meds? 517 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,450 You're not the anxious type, Clive. 518 00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:22,789 Your composure is one of my turn-ons. 519 00:32:23,926 --> 00:32:26,424 I don't know. Pressures at work, hmm? 520 00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:30,142 So I read up on the side effects. 521 00:32:30,396 --> 00:32:33,255 How about we just shut down detective mode, hmm? 522 00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:38,410 "Decreased libido" was the one that caught my eye. 523 00:32:40,139 --> 00:32:41,192 Okay, look. 524 00:32:43,376 --> 00:32:44,279 I love you. 525 00:32:46,079 --> 00:32:49,970 Everything is great, except the one thing. 526 00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:52,140 I thought if I just took that out of the equation, then... 527 00:32:52,141 --> 00:32:57,121 You're not doing this, baby. We'll figure something else out. 528 00:32:59,859 --> 00:33:01,503 But I'm fresh out of ideas. 529 00:33:02,495 --> 00:33:03,400 You? 530 00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:08,699 I know you heard some of what Clive was telling me earlier 531 00:33:08,701 --> 00:33:10,634 and even though it's clearly funny, 532 00:33:10,636 --> 00:33:14,538 I mean, sexual performance stuff is the lowest hanging fruit 533 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:16,073 You really shouldn't tease him. 534 00:33:16,275 --> 00:33:18,109 Now, that probably seems impossible because 535 00:33:18,111 --> 00:33:20,401 you're currently on the bitchiest brain alive, but... 536 00:33:20,402 --> 00:33:23,814 This woman's child is going to die, and I'm letting it happen. 537 00:33:26,652 --> 00:33:29,420 Oh. I take it the, uh, brain has worn off. 538 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:32,857 I've been awful. 539 00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:34,557 No, you have... 540 00:33:35,451 --> 00:33:38,095 Well, yeah, you've been awful. 541 00:33:38,097 --> 00:33:41,632 Really terrible. I mean, the worst. 542 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,951 But we'll make it right, I swear. 543 00:33:45,805 --> 00:33:48,739 Hey, what do we have to do? 544 00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:55,346 Thanks for bringing him. We'll take it from here. 545 00:33:55,348 --> 00:33:57,948 There's enough in there to cover the fee for the coyote. 546 00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,118 - We both chipped in. - Thanks, that's amazing. 547 00:34:01,721 --> 00:34:03,454 Hey, little man. Come here. 548 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,323 Everything's going to be just fine. 549 00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:10,361 Thanks. 550 00:34:14,465 --> 00:34:16,432 Hey, you okay back there? 551 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:20,638 Piece of cake, right? But we're at the checkpoint, now, so, shh! 552 00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:37,655 Hello, Officer. 553 00:34:37,657 --> 00:34:39,089 I'm not an officer. 554 00:34:39,472 --> 00:34:40,258 Soldier? 555 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:43,294 Um, I'm not sure what to call you. 556 00:34:43,296 --> 00:34:46,330 We're just on our way to pick up a corpse. 557 00:34:46,332 --> 00:34:47,740 Who authorized this? 558 00:34:49,135 --> 00:34:51,497 A murderer, I suppose. 559 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:56,307 Look, we get a call there's a dead body, we show up and do our thing. 560 00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:09,153 - I'm going to get my supervisor. - Oh... 561 00:35:10,656 --> 00:35:12,122 Sir? 562 00:35:26,372 --> 00:35:27,938 Oh. Hello, Major. 563 00:35:31,267 --> 00:35:33,267 _ 564 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,699 What's your business? 565 00:35:35,769 --> 00:35:39,043 We were, uh, picking up a body? 566 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:41,740 I'm pretty sure I'd know if there had been a murder in this sector. 567 00:35:42,212 --> 00:35:44,509 This sector where it's dangerous for zombies. 568 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:46,742 Particularly those who refuse to tan and dye. 569 00:35:46,743 --> 00:35:49,013 Look, do you want to know our business? 570 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:51,349 If you want to know our business, I'll tell you. 571 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:54,222 - But ignorance, in this case, may... - Major! 572 00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:59,671 I saw something moving back there. Should we check? 573 00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:13,505 - They're clear. Let them through. - But... 574 00:36:13,507 --> 00:36:15,039 Let 'em through! 575 00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:31,222 This is the address 576 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:35,093 and it actually does look very "secret underground rail road-y." 577 00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:51,998 it's gotta be that one. 578 00:37:02,189 --> 00:37:04,489 Renegade? 579 00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,491 Who wants to know? 580 00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:11,196 - Um, a friend. - Three friends. 581 00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:14,999 They're okay. I know who they are. 582 00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:16,762 Come over here. 583 00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:27,278 You know who we are? 584 00:37:27,642 --> 00:37:32,450 Liv Moore and Ravi Chakrabarti from the police morgue. 585 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:36,387 - Have we met? - Oh, we have, but don't worry. 586 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:39,958 Being forgettable is an advantage in my line of work. 587 00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:43,061 You're Renegade. 588 00:37:43,587 --> 00:37:46,121 Friends call me Mama Leone. 589 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:49,200 Oh, like the Billy Joel song? Is that your real... 590 00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:53,129 You know what? Doesn't matter. 591 00:37:53,573 --> 00:37:55,785 I'm sorry. Renegade sounded... 592 00:37:57,711 --> 00:38:00,362 Well, you're not who I expected either. 593 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,193 You can explain later. 594 00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:05,452 But, you! 595 00:38:06,455 --> 00:38:10,025 I have been looking forward to meeting you. 596 00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:13,091 We're going to get you back to your daddy 597 00:38:13,093 --> 00:38:16,594 in Los Angeles lickety-split, okay? 598 00:38:18,146 --> 00:38:20,566 - This is for you. - Ah... 599 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:27,372 Please understand, we're not a for-profit organization. 600 00:38:27,592 --> 00:38:31,109 We've gotta buy off a lot of greedy people to sneak people in and out. 601 00:38:31,754 --> 00:38:35,346 Alex, this is the man that's gonna be taking you. 602 00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:37,515 He is one of our best! 603 00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:39,150 So you'll be fine, okay? 604 00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:45,623 Okay? All right. 605 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:50,461 Now, we can't have you two leaving the building the same way you came in. 606 00:38:51,097 --> 00:38:52,730 Oh, there's more than one... 607 00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:56,734 Well, there's a secret panel at the back of that dryer. 608 00:38:56,736 --> 00:38:59,070 You just have to feel around for the latch. 609 00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:01,871 Oh. So exciting! It's like being in a Bond film... 610 00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:07,078 Oh, there she is! 611 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,281 Oh! Hang on... 612 00:39:10,283 --> 00:39:13,785 Is there like a handle, or do you push... 613 00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:15,887 No, no, just, uh, keep looking. 614 00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:20,484 Very funny. 615 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:23,161 That was fun. 616 00:39:24,998 --> 00:39:28,266 See? I told you I could make the tall man climb into the dryer. 617 00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:30,635 We should get going. 618 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,940 I bet your dad can't wait to see you. 619 00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,843 Let's go, pal. 620 00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:47,218 What a world, huh? 621 00:39:52,698 --> 00:39:54,892 Hold on! 622 00:39:57,764 --> 00:40:00,031 - Liv. - Before you start in on me, 623 00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:02,133 you should know that I am in no mood. 624 00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:05,603 We were saving a sick child, okay? Getting him out of Seattle. 625 00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:07,223 So, human smuggling? 626 00:40:07,224 --> 00:40:09,242 If anyone found out I let you do that, 627 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:11,207 I could spend years in a deep freeze, or worse. 628 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,300 Yeah, well if Fillmore-Graves hadn't caused 629 00:40:13,301 --> 00:40:14,979 this whole zombie epidemic to begin with, 630 00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:18,149 then we wouldn't be living in a walled city that required such things. 631 00:40:18,151 --> 00:40:20,852 I may have just saved your life by risking my own. 632 00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:23,921 I know you're not feeling very chatty, but how about a simple "thank you." 633 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:25,990 Thank you. 634 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:29,027 God, you're holier than thou. 635 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:33,965 You... You think you're the only good zombie. 636 00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:35,566 The only zombie trying to make things right.. 637 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:39,303 Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe it's just that I remember a Major Lillywhite 638 00:40:39,305 --> 00:40:42,006 who would've stood by a sick child. 639 00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:47,912 This thing we've been doing, 640 00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:51,349 sleeping with each other because we can, because it's easy... 641 00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:53,818 Yeah, we can't do it anymore. 642 00:40:54,556 --> 00:40:57,922 Not when I know that my life choices so offend you. 643 00:40:58,768 --> 00:40:59,857 Agreed. 644 00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:04,328 Goodbye, Major. 645 00:41:11,337 --> 00:41:14,439 We shall ascend, my child. 646 00:41:14,441 --> 00:41:15,750 Bless you, Father. 647 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:23,548 We shall ascend, my child. 648 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,022 Bless you, Father. 649 00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:37,128 Are ye hungry, my children? 650 00:41:37,130 --> 00:41:39,697 Feed us, Father! 49283

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