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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:05,973 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,007 THERE ARE TWO THINGS IN THE WORLD 3 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:08,142 YOU NEVER WANT TO LET PEOPLE SEE 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,644 HOW YOU MAKE THEM: LAWS AND SAUSAGES. 5 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:11,845 I'M VOTING NO, LEO. 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,448 IT'S ALL WE COULD GET RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW IT. 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,483 YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH. 8 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,085 YOU HAVE TO LET ME PROTECT YOU 9 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,619 AND YOU HAVE TO LET ME PROTECT THE PRESIDENT. 10 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,388 PRESIDENT BARTLET'S A GOOD MAN. HE DOESN'T 11 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,890 HOLD A GRUDGE. THAT'S WHAT HE PAYS ME FOR. 12 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,759 THERE'S LITERALLY NO ONE IN THE WORLD THAT I DON'T HATE. 13 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,396 President: YOUR MOTHER WAS MURDERED WITH A WESTERN .38 REVOLVER. 14 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,664 NOW, WE HAVE NOT HAD A WHOLE LOT OF SUCCESS YET 15 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,466 HAVING THAT WEAPON AND THOSE BULLETS BANNED. 16 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,901 YOU WANT TO COME HELP US OUT? 17 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,136 YES, SIR, I DO. 18 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:43,711 Man: OH, MAN, I'M SORRY. 19 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,280 Man: OH, YEAH! 20 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,748 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT NOW. 21 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,250 Toby: GAME POINT. 22 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,584 YOU LOOK A LITTLE WINDED. 23 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:51,452 I'M FINE. 24 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,254 MAYBE SIT OUT FOR A MINUTE, SIR. 25 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,255 WHY? 26 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,023 PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET WHEN THEY FIND OUT 27 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,091 WE KILLED THE PRESIDENT. 28 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,092 Josh: SIT DOWN, SIR. 29 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,093 ALRIGHT, GAME POINT. 30 00:00:59,160 --> 00:00:59,893 Sam: SIR... LET'S GO. 31 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:00,861 I'M PLAYING. 32 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:01,729 Toby: THERE'S NO SHAME 33 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,164 IN CALLING IT QUITS. 34 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,032 JUST SAY, "TOBY, YOU'RE THE SUPERIOR ATHLETE" 35 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,700 AND SLINK ON OFF THE COURT. 36 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:07,701 TAKE THE BALL OUT, TOBY. 37 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,203 YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO KEEP PLAYING? 38 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,471 TAKE THE BALL OUT. LET'S GO. 39 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,905 THIS IS PERFECT, YOU KNOW THAT? 40 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,274 THIS IS A PERFECT METAPHOR. 41 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,443 AFTER YOU'RE GONE AND THE POETS WRITE 42 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,179 "THE LEGEND OF JOSIAH BARTLET" 43 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,381 LET THEM WRITE YOU AS A TRAGIC FIGURE, SIR. 44 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,150 LET THE POETS WRITE THAT HE HAD 45 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,551 THE TOOLS FOR GREATNESS 46 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:26,454 BUT THE VOICES OF HIS BETTER ANGELS WERE SHOUTED DOWN 47 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,723 BY HIS OBSESSIVE NEED TO WIN. 48 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,892 YOU WANT TO PLAY OR WRITE MY EULOGY? 49 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,127 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU, SIR? 50 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,362 MR. GRANT! 51 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,568 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 52 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,402 WHO'S THIS? 53 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:42,736 I'M MAKING A SUBSTITUTION. 54 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:43,737 Josh: WHO IS THIS GUY? 55 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,773 MR. GRANT'S A NEW MEMBER OF MY TEAM. 56 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,375 A RINGER PERHAPS? 57 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,876 MR. GRANT IS A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE. 58 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,144 YOU KNOW THE THING ABOUT YOU 59 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,679 ISN'T SO MUCH THAT YOU CHEAT 60 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,747 IT'S HOW BRAZENLY BAD YOU ARE AT IT. 61 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,349 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 62 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,250 HE'S GOT A POINT THERE, SIR. 63 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,918 WHEN HAVE I EVER CHEATED? 64 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,119 IN FLORIDA, PLAYING MIXED DOUBLES 65 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,788 WITH ME AND C.J. YOU TRIED TO TELL US 66 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,923 THAT YOUR PARTNER WORKED AT THE AMERICAN CONSULATE... 67 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:03,791 AND SHE DID. 68 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:04,825 IT WAS STEFFI GRAF, SIR. 69 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,160 I WILL ADMIT THAT THE WOMAN 70 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,428 BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE... 71 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,330 IT WAS STEFFI GRAF, YOU CRAZY LUNATIC! 72 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:11,131 YOU THINK I'M NOT GOING TO RECOGNIZE STEFFI GRAF 73 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,833 WHEN SHE'S SERVING A TENNIS BALL AT ME? 74 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,068 STEFFI GRAF'S WON A FEW CHAMPIONSHIP'S, SIR. 75 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:15,936 WE'VE HAD MANY OPPORTUNITIES 76 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,505 TO SEE PHOTOGRAPHS. 77 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:21,409 BE THAT AS IT MAY, TOBY ZIEGLER, JOSH LYMAN, CHARLIE YOUNG 78 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,076 I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE MR. RODNEY GRANT. 79 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,845 MR. GRANT IS ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR 80 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,448 OF THE PRESIDENT'S COUNCIL ON PHYSICAL FITNESS. 81 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,383 GAME POINT, YOUR BALL, LET'S GO! 82 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,918 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NOT SO FAST. 83 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,719 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 84 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:32,886 MR. GRANT, YOUR NAME 85 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,121 SOUNDS AWFULLY FAMILIAR. 86 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,556 BEFORE YOU JOINED UP 87 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:38,058 WITH THE PRESIDENT'S COUNCIL ON PHYSICAL FITNESS 88 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,593 A COUNCIL, I MIGHT ADD 89 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,231 THE PRESIDENT WOULD DO WELL TO AVAIL HIMSELF OF 90 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,834 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU PLAYED SOME ORGANIZED BALL? 91 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,936 YEAH, I USED TO PLAY A LITTLE WITH MY FRIENDS. 92 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,238 AND WHERE WAS THAT? 93 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,672 I'M SORRY? 94 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:52,873 WHERE WOULD THAT BE? 95 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:53,741 DUKE. 96 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,543 ( laughing ) 97 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,910 THIS GUY WAS IN THE FINAL FOUR! 98 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,011 TAKE THE BALL OUT. 99 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,513 GAME POINT. LET'S GO. 100 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,781 THE NEW MAN. I'M TAKING YOU 101 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:01,815 TO THE HOLE. 102 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,519 YOU GOT IT! 103 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,324 LET THE POETS WRITE ABOUT THAT THERE, BYRON. 104 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,461 CHARLIE, GUARD THE NEW GUY. 105 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,548 YOU HAVE A STAFF MEETING. 106 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,116 THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING. 107 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:09,850 I'M JUST TELLING YOU. 108 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,084 YES, BUT YOU SEE 109 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,886 THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WHERE I'M GOING 110 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,021 AND YET YOU TELL ME ANYWAY. 111 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,222 AND YOU DON'T FIND THAT ADORABLE? 112 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,390 THAT YOU SEEK TO CONTROL ME? 113 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,458 YEAH. LOVE IT. 114 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,826 DONALD HASN'T CALLED ME YET. 115 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:19,360 WHO'S DONALD? 116 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,694 DONALD. YES. 117 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,629 FROM THE THING? 118 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,331 RIGHT. CAN WE CLEAR UP A FEW THINGS 119 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,765 ABOUT MY LEVEL OF INTEREST 120 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,801 IN THE REVOLVING DOOR OF LOCAL GOMERS THAT YOU SEE 121 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,338 IN THE FREE TIME YOU CREATE BY NOT WORKING VERY HARD 122 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,139 AT YOUR JOB? EXCUSE ME? 123 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,006 YOU WORK HARD AT YOUR JOB. 124 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:33,707 HOW HARD? VERY HARD. 125 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,375 AND I AM? 126 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,509 NOT AT ALL CONTROLLING. 127 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,177 THANK YOU. YOU HAVE A STAFF MEETING. 128 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,245 ON MY WAY. 129 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,947 WAIT. THERE'S ANOTHER THING. 130 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:40,748 WHAT? 131 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,949 HANG ON. DONNA! 132 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,183 HANG ON. HERE IT IS. 133 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,685 LEO WANTS YOU TO MEET SOMEONE NAMED LACEY 134 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,320 FROM THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL 135 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,087 IN HIS OFFICE AFTER STAFF. 136 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,188 THANK YOU. 137 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,590 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT? 138 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:50,791 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS IS THE WHITE HOUSE 139 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,192 SO IT'S PROBABLY NOT THAT IMPORTANT. 140 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,494 JOSH. MA'AM? 141 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,329 THERE'S AN ARTICLE I WANT YOU TO READ 142 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:56,330 IN THE NEW YORKER. 143 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,398 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 144 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,266 SMALLPOX. THE DISEASE? 145 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,201 NO, THE DESSERT TOPPING, JOSH. 146 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,337 YES, THE DISEASE. 147 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,171 Margaret: WE DO IT ON THE 148 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,339 FIRST OF EVERY MONTH. 149 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,540 Cathy: WE'VE MISSED A FEW MONTHS. 150 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,975 BUT, GENERALLY SPEAKING, WE TRY TO DO IT 151 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,343 ON THE FIRST OF EVERY MONTH. 152 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,278 WE'VE DONE IT TWICE IN TWELVE MONTHS. 153 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,279 WE'RE A LITTLE BEHIND. 154 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,081 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 155 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,649 IT'S "THROW OPEN OUR OFFICE DOORS 156 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,318 "TO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DISCUSS THINGS 157 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,754 THAT WE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT" DAY. 158 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,423 WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOFY, DOESN'T IT? 159 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,625 IT'S NOT SO BAD. YOU TALK TO THEM FOR A MINUTE 160 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:27,260 GIVE THEM A PEN WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL ON IT. 161 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,629 THIS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME? 162 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,263 OH, IT'S DEFINITELY A WASTE OF TIME 163 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,233 BUT IT'S ONE OF LEO'S PET OFFICE POLICIES. 164 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,468 WHY? Leo: GOOD MORNING. 165 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,069 SADLY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 166 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:39,407 ANDREW JACKSON IN THE MAIN FOYER OF HIS WHITE HOUSE 167 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,141 HAD A BIG BLOCK OF CHEESE. 168 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:41,942 HUH. 169 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,210 ( snickers ) 170 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,512 I AM MAKING A MENTAL LIST 171 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,179 OF THOSE WHO ARE SNICKERING 172 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,415 AND EVEN AS I SPEAK 173 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,818 I AM PREPARING APPROPRIATE RETRIBUTION. 174 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:54,154 THE BLOCK OF CHEESE WAS HUGE-- OVER TWO TONS 175 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,425 AND IT WAS THERE FOR ANY AND ALL WHO MIGHT BE HUNGRY. 176 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,393 LEO, WOULDN'T THIS TIME BE BETTER SPENT 177 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,894 PLOTTING A WAR AGAINST A COUNTRY 178 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,496 THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY DEFEND ITSELF AGAINST US? 179 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,097 WE CAN DO THAT LATER, TOBY. 180 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,800 RIGHT NOW, I'M TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON. 181 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,069 ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A BLOCK OF CHEESE. 182 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,405 AND SAM GOES ON MY LIST. 183 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,206 WHAT ABOUT TOBY? 184 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,675 I'M UNPREDICTABLE. 185 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,845 JACKSON WANTED THE WHITE HOUSE TO BELONG TO THE PEOPLE 186 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,180 SO FROM TIME TO TIME, HE OPENED HIS DOORS 187 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,582 TO THOSE WHO WISHED AN AUDIENCE. 188 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:22,916 AND THEN HE LOCKED THE DOORS BEHIND THEM 189 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,652 AND MADE THEM EAT TWO TONS OF CHEESE. 190 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,953 IT IS IN THAT SPIRIT... 191 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,321 HANG ON. MANDY DOESN'T GO ON THE LIST? 192 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,523 MANDY'S NEW. 193 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,492 SO IT'S JUST ME ON THE LIST? 194 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,562 YES. IT IS IN THE SPIRIT OF ANDREW JACKSON 195 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:38,265 THAT I FROM TIME TO TIME ASK SENIOR STAFF 196 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,700 TO HAVE FACE-TO-FACE MEETINGS 197 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,669 WITH THOSE PEOPLE REPRESENTING ORGANIZATIONS 198 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,371 WHO HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME GETTING OUR ATTENTION. 199 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:47,207 I KNOW THE MORE JADED AMONG YOU 200 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,408 SEE THIS AS SOMETHING 201 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:51,879 RATHER BENEATH YOU, BUT I ASSURE YOU 202 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:55,415 THAT LISTENING TO THE VOICES OF PASSIONATE AMERICANS 203 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,750 IS BENEATH NO ONE 204 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,953 AND SURELY NOT THE PEOPLES' SERVANTS. 205 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,455 IS IT "TOTAL CRACKPOT DAY" AGAIN? 206 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,389 YES, IT IS. 207 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:03,657 AND LET US PLEASE NOTE 208 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,192 THAT JOSH DOES NOT GO ON THE LIST. 209 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,293 YOU'VE GOT A THING RIGHT NOW. 210 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,828 DONNA TOLD ME. 211 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,864 MARGARET, HAND OUT THOSE APPOINTMENTS, WOULD YOU? 212 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:11,965 Josh: WHAT'S UP? 213 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,534 FIRST OF ALL... OW! 214 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,402 THAT'S FOR "TOTAL CRACKPOT DAY." 215 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,571 YEAH, YEAH. 216 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,907 SECOND OF ALL, THIS IS JONATHAN LACEY. 217 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,008 JOSH LYMAN. 218 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:21,942 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 219 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:26,146 MR. McGARRY, WOULD YOU MIND? THANKS. 220 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,247 I ONLY HAVE A FEW MOMENTS. 221 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,315 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, TOO. 222 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,817 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 223 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:30,851 I'D LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS CARD 224 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,352 ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES. 225 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,320 IF YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR WALLET 226 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,622 AND YOU LOSE YOUR WALLET 227 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,356 YOUR FIRST CALL ISN'T TO AMERICAN EXPRESS 228 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,691 IT'S TO US. WHO'S US? 229 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,693 I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 230 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,061 I'M WITH THE N.S.C. 231 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:41,929 THEY TOLD ME THAT. 232 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,964 I MEANT, WHAT'S THE CARD DO? 233 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:44,865 TELLS YOU WHERE TO GO 234 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,734 IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK. 235 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,604 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 236 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,640 OBVIOUSLY, WE WANT TO GET EVERYONE UP ON AIR FORCE ONE 237 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,575 OR INTO ONE OF THE UNDERGROUND COMMAND CENTERS 238 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:57,578 AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 239 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:02,315 SURE, WELL, UM... 240 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,684 OKAY. I REALLY... 241 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,418 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 242 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,820 I GUESS THAT'S IT THEN? 243 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,656 SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS 244 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,458 YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE TO CALL. 245 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,026 SURE. SURE. 246 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,863 AND MY STAFF GOES WITH ME OR DO THEY HAVE SEPARATE...? 247 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,601 OH, GOD! 248 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:21,802 SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 249 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:25,806 I JUST GOT IT. SORRY. OKAY. SURE. 250 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,908 I'M JUST GOING TO STICK THIS RIGHT HERE 251 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,343 RIGHT NEXT TO MY VIDEO CLUB MEMBERSHIP 252 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,812 AND THERE'S NO REASON, I GUESS 253 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,647 WHY MY STAFF EVER HAS TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 254 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,515 SO THERE IT IS. 255 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:39,152 AND I THINK THE BEST THING TO DO IS FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. 256 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,554 I'LL GO NOW. 257 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,974 "COUPLED WITH THE INCREASINGLY TIGHT LABOR MARKET 258 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,543 "HAVE SPARKED A GROWING CONCERN OVER FUTURE INFLATION. 259 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,178 DO YOU SHARE THAT CONCERN, SIR?" 260 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,479 NO, HELEN, I DON'T. 261 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,981 THE U.S. ECONOMY IS FUNDAMENTALLY... 262 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,650 AH! 263 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,585 I WASN'T HELEN THERE, SIR. 264 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,587 ACTUALLY, I WAS SANDY KING. 265 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,422 FROM THE MIAMI HERALD? 266 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,924 SHE MOVED TO THE SUN-TIMES. 267 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,593 YOUR VOICE SOUNDED THE SAME AS WHEN YOU DID HELEN. 268 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,994 "DO YOU SHARE THAT CONCERN, SIR?" 269 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,129 NO, NOT AT ALL. 270 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,932 THE U.S. ECONOMY REMAINS FUNDAMENTALLY STRONG 271 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,367 AS THE STEADY DECLINE IN UNEMPLOYMENT REFLECTS 272 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,103 WHICH I THINK IS CAUSE FOR SATISFACTION, NOT GLOOM. 273 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,505 THE SOLITARY ABERRANT SPIKE IN THE P.P.I. IS 274 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,774 NOT CAUSE FOR OVERREACTION. 275 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:34,608 YOU MIGHT ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT 276 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,909 THAT THERE'S BEEN 277 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,646 NO CORRESPONDING INCREASE IN WHOLESALE PRICES. 278 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,113 IF YOU COULD FURTHER SEE CLEAR 279 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,482 TO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION LIKE AN ECONOMICS PROFESSOR 280 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:43,684 WITH A BIG OL' STICK UP HIS BUTT 281 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,885 THAT WOULD BE GOOD, TOO. 282 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,219 I AM AN ECONOMICS PROFESSOR 283 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,855 WITH A BIG OL' STICK UP MY BUTT 284 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,289 BUT I'LL DO MY BEST FOR YOU THERE, MANDY. 285 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,624 THANK YOU, SIR. 286 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,558 THAT'S IT FOR THE ECONOMY. 287 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,592 LET'S MOVE TO GUNS. 288 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,927 WE DON'T NEED TO DO GUNS. 289 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,163 SIR, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO ASK ABOUT GUNS. 290 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,031 I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE NOT, TOBY. 291 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,366 I'M SAYING I'M ALL SET. 292 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,868 HOW ABOUT ONE OR TWO QUESTIONS? 293 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,870 IS IT TIME FOR MY 10:00 A.M. SCOLDING? 294 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,437 ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN? 295 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,405 MR. PRESIDENT? 296 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,606 LET'S DO GUNS. 297 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,041 LET'S DO GUNS, SAM. SIR... 298 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,977 "MR. PRESIDENT, IS THERE ANY REASON TO BELIEVE 299 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:13,346 "THIS VICTORY, THIS WEAPONS BAN BILL WILL HAVE ANY SIGNIFICANT 300 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,247 REDUCTION IN CRIME?" 301 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,382 YES. NEXT QUESTION. 302 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,249 MR. PRESIDENT. 303 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,517 AH, MR. ZIEGLER 304 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,786 FROM THE CONEY ISLAND KILLJOY. 305 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,753 YOU HAVE A FOLLOW-UP? 306 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,221 WE'RE LUCKY ENOUGH 307 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,089 TO GET THAT QUESTION 308 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,991 YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW IT OFF? 309 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,358 YES. 310 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,695 DUE RESPECT, SIR, MAY I ASK WHY? 311 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,129 'CAUSE I'M WEAK-WILLED AND STUPID. 312 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,698 LET'S DO THIS ANOTHER TIME. 313 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,432 FOUR DAYS AGO, WE TALKED THIS OVER. 314 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,501 AND THEN I TALKED IT OVER WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE. 315 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,969 WHICH PEOPLE? 316 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,371 I HAVE LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE. 317 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,008 SIR, I BELIEVE WE ARE MISSING A HUGE OPPORTUNITY HERE. 318 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,015 WHAT'S GOING ON? 319 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,149 HMM? 320 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:49,883 WHAT'S GOING ON? 321 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,518 WE'RE DOING THE THING. 322 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,120 WHY AREN'T YOU IN THERE? 323 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,454 I WAS JUST GOING IN. 324 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,889 GOOD MORNING, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 325 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,792 WHERE ARE WE IN THE SAGA OF TOBY AND THE PRESIDENT? 326 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:02,562 THEY SEEM TO BE HAVING A DISAGREEMENT. 327 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,564 A DISAGREEMENT OR A FIGHT? 328 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,733 IT CERTAINLY HAS THE POTENTIAL... 329 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:09,002 Bartlet: OH, FOR GOD SAKES, TOBY! 330 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,571 THERE WE GO. 331 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,174 LET'S GO IN. 332 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:14,875 JOSH? 333 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,809 HMM? 334 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,244 LET'S GO IN. 335 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,046 Bartlet: I WON'T COME OUT AND SAY 336 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,781 THE BILL WE JUST PASSED IS WORTHLESS. 337 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,717 IF WE CAN JUST ADMIT ITS WEAKNESSES, WHY NOT? 338 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,852 TOBY, IT'LL INFURIATE THE LEFT 339 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,819 IT'LL ENERGIZE THE RIGHT 340 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,154 AND EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE 341 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,222 WILL FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GOT YANKED AROUND. 342 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,925 I'M SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT, DID YOU WANT TO ANSWER THAT? 343 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,393 I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE I SAID SO" 344 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,862 BUT THAT WAS GOOD. 345 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,130 TO SAY NOTHING OF TAKING A VICTORY AND DECLARING DEFEAT. 346 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,331 YES. 347 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,032 BY CHANGING SOME WORDS... 348 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,467 BY CHANGING SOME WORDS 349 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,303 THE WORLD CAN MOVE OR NOT BY CHANGING SOME WORDS. 350 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,304 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 351 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,138 I HAVE MANY POINTS. 352 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,974 I CHOOSE NOT TO MAKE THEM NOW. 353 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,341 WELL, ON BEHALF OF EVERYBODY 354 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,442 IN THE WEST WING, TOBY 355 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,011 LET ME JUST SAY THAT THAT'S A RELIEF. 356 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,080 EXCUSE ME, LEO. 357 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,247 YES? 358 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,583 CATHY TELLS ME MY FIRST CHEESE APPOINTMENT IS HERE 359 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,451 BUT PREPARING FOR THIS PRESS CONFERENCE 360 00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,286 SHOULD BE A PRIORITY. 361 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,220 I AGREE. 362 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,154 NO. 363 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,589 LEO, IT... NO! 364 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,491 YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS. BUT I REALLY NEED... 365 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,993 THIS IS IMPORTANT. 366 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,128 THIS IS A THOROUGHLY UNIMPORTANT PRESS CONFERENCE. 367 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,797 THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 368 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,198 I THINK THIS PRESS CONFERENCE 369 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,266 IS ABOUT WE HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN A WHILE. 370 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,634 SAM, GO. 371 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,436 MR. PRESIDENT? 372 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,637 WE'RE GOING, TOO. 373 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,907 WE'LL PICK THIS UP THIS AFTERNOON. 374 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,411 YOU ARE FROM UNITED STATES SPACE COMMAND. 375 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,413 YEAH. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT US. 376 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,881 THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. 377 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,883 WE'RE A LITTLE NERDY, I'LL ADMIT. 378 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,085 YOU CAMOUFLAGE IT WELL WITH YOUR CLOTHING. 379 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,954 I'M USED TO THAT, SAM. 380 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,322 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 381 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,323 IN A NUTSHELL? 382 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,490 SO TO SPEAK. 383 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,826 WE'D LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE 384 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:42,429 TO PAY A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION TO UFOs. 385 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,232 ARE WE PAYING ANY ATTENTION AT ALRIGHT NOW? 386 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:45,732 NO. 387 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,000 THANK GOD. 388 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,368 LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE 389 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,070 WITH THE FIRST LADY AND HER OUIJA BOARD. 390 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,204 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SHOW THE PRESIDENT 391 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,941 SOME DATA WE'VE COLLECTED 392 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,409 ON SOME POSSIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONTACT. 393 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,510 I REALLY CAN'T DO THAT. 394 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,912 MAY I ASK WHY NOT? 395 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,480 BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT WILL EITHER YELL AT ME 396 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,949 OR LAUGH AT ME. 397 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,951 EITHER WAY, IT WON'T WORK OUT WELL FOR ME. 398 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,654 THIS MORNING, AT 6:35 A.M. LOCAL TIME 399 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,823 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL IN HONOLULU 400 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,192 PICKED UP AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT 401 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,594 FLYING EAST ACROSS THE PACIFIC 402 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,163 TOWARDS CALIFORNIA. 403 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,630 AIR FORCE AND NAVY JETS 404 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,232 HAVE BEEN IN THE AREA FOR HOURS 405 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,769 AND HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ESTABLISH VISUAL CONTACT. 406 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,938 THESE THINGS HAPPEN AND GO UNEXPLAINED. 407 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,206 YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS SOMETHING 408 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,141 YOU SHOULD TAKE TO THE PRESIDENT? 409 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,042 NO. 410 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,978 AGAIN, I ASK WHY NOT? 411 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,279 BECAUSE THERE ARE LEVELS 412 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,547 AND AN ORDER TO OUR AIR DEFENSE COMMAND 413 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,417 AND TO JUMP FROM A RADAR OFFICER TO THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF 414 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,286 WOULD SKIP SEVERAL OF THOSE LEVELS. 415 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,453 LIKE WHAT? 416 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,721 LIKE THE PENTAGON AND... 417 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,556 YOU KNOW, PERHAPS, THERAPY. 418 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,757 OKAY, I CAN SEE THAT... 419 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,993 BOB, NO HARD FEELINGS 420 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,028 BUT I CAN'T WALK INTO THE CABINET ROOM 421 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,062 AND ASK THE PRESIDENT 422 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,497 TO PUT DOWN THE BUDGET SURPLUS 423 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,900 BECAUSE THERE ARE FLYING SAUCERS OVER MAUI. 424 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,567 SOMETHING'S HEADING EAST 425 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,336 IN THE SKY OVER THE PACIFIC. 426 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,505 IT'S IN AND OUT OF OUR RADAR. 427 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,672 WE CAN'T SEE IT 428 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,608 AND IT'S UP THERE RIGHT NOW. 429 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,710 I LEAVE YOU WITH THAT THOUGHT. 430 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:04,945 IT'S BEEN GOOD MEETING WITH YOU 431 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,046 AND I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T FEEL 432 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,948 THAT YOU'VE WASTED YOUR TIME. 433 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,149 I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS PEN. 434 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,750 I KNOW THE PRESIDENT IS NOT WILD 435 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,820 ABOUT LARRY POSNER'S FUND-RAISER ON THE CALIFORNIA TRIP 436 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,222 BUT I THINK WE CAN'T PASS 437 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,957 AND I WANT TO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WERE ON THIS. 438 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:17,925 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME 439 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:18,959 ON HOLLYWOOD FUND-RAISERS. 440 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,427 YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TOBY. 441 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,430 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M SHORING UP SUPPORT. 442 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,998 I'M IN. 443 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,634 THEY SENT PICTURES OF THE MALIBU PLACE. 444 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,036 IT'S GREAT. 445 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,304 THIS WASN'T THE ONE WE USED DURING THE PRIMARY? 446 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,639 NO, HE BOUGHT ANOTHER PLACE. 447 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,307 WHERE WAS THE ONE WHERE ROBERTO BENIGNI 448 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,943 PUSHED ME INTO THE SWIMMING POOL? 449 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,077 THAT'S LARRY POSNER'S HOUSE 450 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,611 BUT THAT WAS THE OLD PLACE. 451 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,980 C.J.-- 452 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,114 IF IT GETS A VOTE, THEN ISN'T IT WORTH IT? 453 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,549 WHICH WOULD BE FINE 454 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,984 IF ROBERTO BENIGNI COULD VOTE IN OUR ELECTIONS 455 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,452 BUT SINCE HE'S ITALIAN 456 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,688 THAT MAKES ME A SIX-FOOT WET GIRL IN A DONNA KARAN DRESS. 457 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,524 I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM WHO ISN'T AN ECONOMIST 458 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,692 BUT IT SEEMS TO ME 459 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,794 THAT THE ANNUAL BUDGET FOR THE NEW FISCAL YEAR 460 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,898 IS FOUND EITHER IN BALANCE, IN DEFICIT OR IN SURPLUS. 461 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,600 I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN SELL CONGRESS 462 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,037 TO SAY NOTHING OF PEOPLE WHO GRADUATED EIGHTH GRADE 463 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,905 ON THE IDEA THAT THERE'S ANYTHING IN BETWEEN. 464 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,274 LEO'S NOT TALKING ABOUT 465 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,576 THE PORTION BEING ACCOUNTED FOR AS OFF-BUDGET 466 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,012 AND PARTICULARLY NOT THE LONG-TERM CAPITAL OUTLAYS. 467 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,213 HERE'S WHERE YOU LOSE ME. 468 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,681 TEN YEARS AGO, THE FEDERAL BUDGET 469 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,950 HAD A DEFICIT OF $22 BILLION 470 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,386 BUT THE NATIONAL DEBT ROSE FROM $5.2 TRILLION 471 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,522 TO $5.4 TRILLION IN THE SAME FISCAL YEAR. 472 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,656 THANK YOU. 473 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,693 THAT'S A DEBT INCREASE OF $188 BILLION 474 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,829 AGAINST A $22 BILLION DEFICIT. 475 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,498 OH, THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 476 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,433 YOU KNEW THOSE NUMBERS IN YOUR HEAD? 477 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,902 THE PRESIDENT'S STARTLINGLY FREAKISH THAT WAY. 478 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,836 ZOEY'S COMING FOR DINNER. 479 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,505 SHE'S IN TOWN. 480 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,607 MY DAUGHTER'S STARTING GEORGETOWN AFTER THE FIRST 481 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,975 AND SHE'S SCOUTING OFF-CAMPUS HOUSING. 482 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,376 GUYS, WE'RE DONE. 483 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,678 I'M SORRY, BUT SOME OF MY STAFF HAS BEEN WAITING 484 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,914 AND THEY HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO BOTHER ME FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 485 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,116 THANKS SO MUCH. 486 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:49,816 President: I'M MAKING CHILI. 487 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,084 Leo: YES? 488 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,819 I'LL MAKE IT FOR EVERYBODY. CHARLIE! 489 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,686 SIR? 490 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,821 MY FRIENDS, MY DAUGHTER 491 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,589 MY BEER AND SOME CHILI! YES! 492 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,892 YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ONE TO COOK THIS FOOD? 493 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,628 YES, SIR. 494 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,763 MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER ZOEY IS DOWN FROM HANOVER. 495 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,865 I'M MAKING CHILI TONIGHT. IT'S HER FAVORITE. 496 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,200 SIR, THE FIRST LADY DOES NOT WANT YOU... 497 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,302 SHE'S IN PAKISTAN. I'LL EAT WHAT I WANT. 498 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,070 YES, SIR. 499 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:10,970 I'LL NEED INGREDIENTS. 500 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,072 LIKE WHAT? 501 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,173 WELL, HE'LL NEED SOME CHILI. 502 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,674 DON'T EVER LISTEN TO HIM. 503 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,377 MRS. LANDINGHAM'S GOT IT ALL WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE. 504 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,845 JUST TELL HER TO GIVE IT TO THE STEWARD'S OFFICE. 505 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:19,846 OKAY. 506 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:20,847 SEND EVERYONE IN. YES, SIR. 507 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,215 THANK YOU, CHARLIE! 508 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,916 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY REMEMBER 509 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,085 THAT TEN YEARS AGO 510 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,388 THERE WAS A $188 BILLION DEBT INCREASE 511 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,923 OFF A $22 BILLION DEFICIT? 512 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,325 GOD, I WAS RIGHT? 513 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,793 AH, SEE, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 514 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,462 ( laughing ) 515 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,896 EVERYONE, COME IN. 516 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,365 COME ON IN. 517 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,767 HEY, LISTEN UP. EVERYBODY. 518 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,102 ZOEY'S DOWN FROM HANOVER. 519 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,471 I'M MAKING CHILI FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT. 520 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,272 OKAY. 521 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:45,938 AH. 522 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,840 GREAT. CHILI. GREAT. 523 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,043 ALRIGHT. 524 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,278 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S DO THIS-- 525 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,246 EVERYBODY LOOK DOWN AT THE BIG SEAL 526 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,148 IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CARPET. 527 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,886 EVERYBODY LOOK BACK UP AT ME. 528 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,089 ZOEY'S COMING DOWN FROM HANOVER 529 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,590 AND I'M MAKING CHILI FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT. 530 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,324 THAT'S GREAT! 531 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,492 I LOVE CHILI! TERRIFIC! 532 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,494 THERE, YOU SEE HOW BENEVOLENT I CAN BE 533 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,662 WHEN EVERYBODY JUST DOES WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO? 534 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,399 NOW, SIT DOWN. 535 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,033 I WOULD LIKE THIS MEETING TO LAST 536 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,202 NO MORE THAN THREE MINUTES. 537 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,603 I WILL ALLOW IT TO LAST 538 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,638 NO MORE THAN FIVE. 539 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,806 SPEAK, MANDY. 540 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,574 WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA IN A FEW WEEKS. 541 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,742 YES. 542 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,944 LARRY POSNER WOULD LIKE TO HOST A FUND-RAISER. 543 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:25,812 NOPE. 544 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,746 WHY? 545 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,381 'CAUSE 24 HOURS EARLIER 546 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,049 THE PRESIDENT'S GOING TO GIVE A SPEECH 547 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,384 TO THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY 548 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,153 ON VIOLENCE IN FILM AND TELEVISION. 549 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,454 WHICH I DON'T THINK HE SHOULD GIVE. 550 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,288 THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. 551 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,723 WHAT'S THE POINT? 552 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,858 LARRY POSNER'S MOVIES ARE INCREDIBLY VIOLENT. 553 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,260 SO IS THE GODFATHER. 554 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,262 WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY IS LARRY POSNER'S MOVIES 555 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,364 ARE INCREDIBLY BAD. 556 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,332 NO, ACTUALLY, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY 557 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,833 IS LARRY POSNER'S MOVIES 558 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,836 ARE INDICATIVE OF A HOLLYWOOD THAT IS EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT 559 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,804 ARROGANTLY VIOLENT 560 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,872 AND IS PROMOTING VIOLENCE 561 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,175 AND THE DISRESPECT TO HUMAN LIFE. 562 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,609 EITHER WAY, I DON'T SEE 563 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,178 HOW WE CAN ADMONISH HOLLYWOOD ON A TUESDAY 564 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,679 AND CASH THEIR CHECK ON A WEDNESDAY. 565 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,980 HOW CAN WE DO THAT? 566 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,050 'CAUSE IT'S HOLLYWOOD. WHO GIVES A DAMN? 567 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,084 NOW HANG ON A SECOND. 568 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,019 MR. PRESIDENT? 569 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,122 YOU HAVE ME DRAFTING A SPEECH 570 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,990 FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY 571 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,925 WHERE WE MORE THAN SUGGEST 572 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,427 WE COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY 573 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,129 THAT MUCH OF THEIR PRODUCT IS CORRUPTIVE. 574 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,132 NOW ARE WE DOING THIS BECAUSE WE BELIEVE 575 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,369 THAT IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO TAKE MORAL LEADERSHIP SERIOUSLY 576 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,770 OR ARE WE DOING IT BECAUSE NOBODY 577 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,806 EVER LOST AN ELECTION ATTACKING HOLLYWOOD? 578 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,509 WHY CAN'T WE DO BOTH? 579 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,777 ( sighing ): THAT'S NOT HYPOCRITICAL, SIR? 580 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,478 NO. 581 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,044 WHY NOT? 582 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,313 SAM IS RIGHT-- 583 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,215 IT'S NOT THAT LARRY POSNER'S MOVIES 584 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,084 HAVE GRATUITOUS SEX AND GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. 585 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:38,985 IT'S THAT THEY SUCK. 586 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:39,952 THEY'RE TERRIBLE. 587 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,421 BUT PEOPLE GO TO SEE THEM 588 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,923 BECAUSE THEY HAVE GRATUITOUS SEX AND GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. 589 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,458 NOW, IF WE COULD JUST GET PEOPLE 590 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,026 TO STOP GOING TO SEE CRAPPY MOVIES 591 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,261 POSNER WOULD STOP MAKING THEM 592 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,296 I PROMISE YOU. 593 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,497 Toby: HOW'S THAT STRATEGY 594 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,698 WORKING IN THE WAR ON DRUGS, SIR? 595 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,499 TOBY... 596 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,966 WE ARE GOING TO GO OUT THERE 597 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,402 AND IMPLORE THESE PEOPLE 598 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,903 TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE 599 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,771 AND NOT BE QUITE SO CASUAL 600 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,840 WITH THE AWESOME INFLUENCE THAT THEY HAVE. 601 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,242 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 602 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,211 BUT, SIR, EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES HEADLINES 603 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,379 BY BLOWING THUNDER AT THIS RIDICULOUS TARGET 604 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,348 IT ONLY SERVES AS A CRIMINAL DISTRACTION 605 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,350 IN THE PURSUIT OF ACTUAL SOLUTIONS. 606 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,385 NOW LET ME JUST SAY ONE OTHER THING-- 607 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,121 IF I WERE AN ACTOR OR A WRITER OR A DIRECTOR 608 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,856 OR UH, UH, UH... A PRODUCER IN HOLLYWOOD 609 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,058 AND SOMEONE WERE TO START COMING AT ME 610 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,262 WITH LISTS OF THINGS THAT WERE AMERICAN AND UN-AMERICAN 611 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,665 I'D START TO THINK THAT THIS WAS SOUNDING EERILY FAMILIAR. 612 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,201 DO I LOOK LIKE JOE McCARTHY TO YOU, TOBY? 613 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,370 NO, SIR. 614 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,038 NOBODY EVER LOOKS LIKE JOE McCARTHY. 615 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,140 THAT'S HOW THEY GET IN THE DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. 616 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,777 WE SEEM TO HAVE WANDERED OFF THE POINT A BIT. 617 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,446 YEAH. AND TIME'S UP. 618 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,047 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 619 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,181 CHILI TONIGHT. 620 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:42,815 YES, SIR. 621 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,784 THANK YOU. 622 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,654 YOU OKAY? 623 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,088 YEAH. 624 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,523 'CAUSE YOU LOOK A LITTLE... YOU KNOW. 625 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,024 NAH. NAH. 626 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,293 HI, CATHY. 627 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,061 YOU KNOW THAT DOUGHNUT SITTING ON YOUR DESK? 628 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,329 YOU ATE IT. 629 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,097 BUT THAT WAS PREDICTABLE, WASN'T IT? 630 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,433 HEY, IS THERE ANY WORD YET ON THE... 631 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,969 THE THING'S STILL OUT THERE. 632 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,571 HAD A GUY IN MY OFFICE TODAY. 633 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,707 HE'D LIKE US TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME WORKING ON UFOs. 634 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,609 WE SPENDING ANY TIME ON UFOs? THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 635 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,844 COMING ON THE HEELS OF MRS. BARTLET'S OUIJA BOARD... 636 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:12,979 I HEAR YOU. 637 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,281 I'M CLOSING THE DOOR. 638 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,515 THE CENTRAL PACIFIC COMMAND'S BEEN PICKING 639 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,016 THIS THING UP ON RADAR ALL DAY... 640 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,985 SAM... RIGHT. 641 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,188 LISTEN... 642 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,424 YOU'RE CLOSE WITH CATHY, RIGHT? 643 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,159 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER NAKED, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 644 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,662 NO, SAM, WELL... THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING. 645 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,565 I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE MY YOUNGER SISTER, BUT SHE GETS PAID AND... 646 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,933 RIGHT. 647 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,901 YES. AND SHE FRIGHTENS ME. 648 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,303 YEAH. BUT I LOVE HER. 649 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,704 IT'S LIKE YOU AND DONNA. 650 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,006 RIGHT. 651 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,008 WHEN THEY GAVE YOU THE CARD AND THEY TOLD YOU 652 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:46,413 THAT IT WAS JUST YOU AND NOT CATHY, HOW DID YOU... 653 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,947 HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? 654 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,316 WHEN THEY GAVE ME WHAT CARD? 655 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,383 THE N.S.C. GUY-- 656 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,851 THE CARD WITH THE DIRECTIONS? 657 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,787 THE DIRECTIONS TO... 658 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,223 YOU, C.J., TOBY... 659 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,258 I-I-I'M SAYING WHEN THE N.S.C. GUY 660 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,927 GAVE YOU YOUR CARDS. 661 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,401 JOSH, WHAT... WHAT CARD? 662 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,373 NOTHING. UH... 663 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,710 I-I-I WAS THINKING OF A DIFFERENT... 664 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,447 NOTHING. NOTHING. 665 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,252 WHO'S PLUIE? 666 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,087 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. 667 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,522 THAT'S PLUIE. 668 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,156 YES. 669 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:30,957 PLUIE'S A WOLF? 670 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,158 YEAH, SHE IS. 671 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,760 YOU'RE TELLING ME HER STORY? 672 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,161 JERRY. 673 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,195 FOR FOUR YEARS 674 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,229 SCIENTISTS HAVE TRACKED PLUIE 675 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,365 AS SHE MADE HER WAY 676 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,533 FROM BANFF NATIONAL PARK IN ALBERTA 677 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,669 UP AND DOWN THE ROCKIES. 678 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,737 IN THAT TIME, SHE'S MADE THREE ROUND TRIPS 679 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,007 BETWEEN CANADA AND WYOMING, COVERING 40,000 SQUARE MILES. 680 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,476 WE THINK YOU'LL ADMIT 681 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,444 IT WAS A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE FOR PLUIE 682 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,945 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CONSIDER 683 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,416 THE IMPEDIMENTS OF MODERN LIFE SHE HAD TO CONQUER. 684 00:21:56,483 --> 00:22:00,653 HIGHWAYS, HOUSING, FORESTS DENUDED OF TREES. 685 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,755 NOT TO MENTION THE U.S.-CANADIAN BORDER. 686 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,225 SURE, 'CAUSE NO PHOTO I.D. 687 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,994 I'M SORRY? 688 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,563 THAT WAS A JOKE. 689 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,533 WHY DOES PLUIE MAKE THE TREK? 690 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,935 BECAUSE WOLVES HAVE TO BREED WITH MANY PACKS 691 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,037 IN ORDER TO KEEP FROM BECOMING EXTINCT. 692 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,071 REALLY? 693 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,607 IF THEY BREED AMONG THEMSELVES 694 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,710 THEY'LL EVENTUALLY PRODUCE OFFSPRING 695 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,944 THAT'S GENETICALLY WEAKER 696 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,446 THUS ENDANGERING THEIR LONG-TERM SURVIVAL. 697 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:30,717 THAT HELPS EXPLAIN BUCKINGHAM PALACE. 698 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,952 MAY WE TELL YOU WHAT WE PROPOSE? 699 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,687 SURE. 700 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:38,591 THE WOLVES-ONLY ROADWAY. 701 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,927 THE WOLVES-ONLY ROADWAY? 702 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:41,928 1,800 MILES 703 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,764 FROM YELLOWSTONE TO THE YUKON TERRITORY 704 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,899 COMPLETE WITH HIGHWAY OVERPASSES 705 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,300 AND NO CATTLE GRAZING. 706 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,770 AN 1,800-MILE WOLVES-ONLY ROADWAY? 707 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,739 PLUIE, YOU'LL RECALL... HANG ON. 708 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,974 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH WOLVES TO FOLLOW ROAD SIGNS? 709 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,610 OUR SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING ON A PLAN. 710 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,612 IN THE MEANTIME, PLUIE'S GOING TO GET DRUNK 711 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,983 WANDER OFF THE WOLVES-ONLY ROAD AND END UP EATING MY CAT. 712 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:07,186 ( scoffs ): WE DON'T THINK THAT'LL HAPPEN. 713 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,422 I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 714 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,122 PERHAPS WE... 715 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,190 FIRST OF ALL 716 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,291 RANCHERS DON'T WANT WOLVES 717 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,526 RETURNED TO THE WEST. 718 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:14,527 RANCHERS ARE KILLERS. 719 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,895 NO, THEY'RE NOT 720 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,997 AND ANYONE WHO SAYS IT SHOULD TAKE IT BACK. 721 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,799 RANCHERS FACE THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS-- 722 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,135 FALLING STOCK PRICES, RISING TAXES, PROLONGED DROUGHT 723 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:24,504 AND A, AND A COUNTRY THAT'S EATING LESS BEEF. 724 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,238 RANCHERS WANT TO BLAME SOMETHING 725 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,074 AND BECAUSE THEY'RE RANCHERS, THEY WANT TO FIGHT SOMETHING. 726 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,676 I'D RATHER IT BE A WOLF THAN US 727 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,043 SO UNLESS PLUIE REGISTERS TO VOTE... 728 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,178 PLUIE WAS SHOT AND KILLED 729 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,549 BY A RANCHER IN BRITISH COLUMBIA LAST MONTH. 730 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,589 I'M... 731 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,191 SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 732 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,026 I'M NOT SURE YOU ARE. 733 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,695 ( throat clearing ) 734 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,464 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST? 735 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,032 THAT'S THE BEAUTY PART. 736 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,535 WITH CONTRIBUTIONS AND CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP 737 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:59,939 THE COST TO THE TAXPAYER IS ONLY $900 MILLION. 738 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,281 NO, SERIOUSLY... HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST? 739 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:12,685 C.J., IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, WHY NOT DO IT RIGHT? 740 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,353 WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT. 741 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,622 WELL, SURE, THERE ARE OTHER THINGS 742 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,256 WE COULD SPEND THE MONEY ON. 743 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,525 YOU THINK? 744 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:19,759 I'D LIKE TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK. 745 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,260 WHAT'S A BETTER WAY TO SPEND 746 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,361 THIS MONEY? 747 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:23,496 $900 MILLION? 748 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:24,497 ANOTHER WAR PLANE? 749 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,065 ANOTHER S&L BAILOUT? 750 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,068 HOW ABOUT WE BUILD THE NINE BEST SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD? 751 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,838 LET'S... LET'S MOVE ON TO THE GRIZZLY BEAR. 752 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,307 ( knocking ) 753 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,543 HI. 754 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:38,545 HI. 755 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:39,912 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 756 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,814 YOU GET HIM A SPOT ON HOLLYWOOD SQUARES? 757 00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,251 POSNER'S A HUGE SUPPORTER, TOBY. 758 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,553 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT. 759 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,220 NO, YOU DON'T. 760 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:49,088 I CAME IN HERE 761 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,356 TO BE NICE TO YOU, TOBY. 762 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:51,758 GO AHEAD. 763 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,126 I DON'T LIKE GOING UP AGAINST YOU. 764 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,262 I DON'T LIKE GOING UP AGAINST YOU. 765 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,630 OKAY. 766 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,499 THAT'S YOU BEING NICE? 767 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:06,205 I'M GLAD DAVID ROSEN PASSED ON THE COMMUNICATIONS JOB. 768 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,140 THEY COULDN'T HAVE DONE BETTER THAN YOU. 769 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,077 EXCUSE ME? 770 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:13,012 I'M SAYING I THINK 771 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:14,581 YOU MAKE A BETTER COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR 772 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,349 THAN DAVID ROSEN EVER WOULD HAVE BEEN. 773 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,018 THAT'S ME BEING NICE. 774 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:20,252 Toby: REMEMBER A FEW MONTHS AGO 775 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:21,353 WHEN I ASKED YOU IF I WAS 776 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,589 THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST CHOICE? 777 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:23,590 WE'RE BACK TO THIS? 778 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:24,924 AND YOU CALLED ME PARANOID. 779 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:25,558 YES. 780 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:26,759 AND A NUDNIK. 781 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:28,160 YOU CALLED ME A PARANOID NUDNIK. 782 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,328 TOBY, FOR THE 48th TIME 783 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:31,564 YOU WERE NOT THE PRESIDENT'S SECOND CHOICE. 784 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:32,765 WHAT ABOUT DAVID ROSEN? 785 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:33,733 WHAT ABOUT DAVID ROSEN? 786 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,201 MANDY WAS JUST IN MY OFFICE 787 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,335 AND SHE SAID SHE WAS HAPPY 788 00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:38,137 DAVID ROSEN PASSED ON MY JOB. 789 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,772 CAROL, WE'RE GOING TO START IN A FEW MINUTES. 790 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:40,773 BRING 'EM IN? 791 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,574 GIVE 'EM FAIR WARNING. 792 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,775 DAVID ROSEN. 793 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,476 I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DAVID ROSEN. 794 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,512 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM. 795 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:47,847 HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE. 796 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,148 HELP ME TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE GUN THING. 797 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,482 WE'LL LEAVE HOLLYWOOD FOR SOME OTHER TIME. 798 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,450 SINCE WHEN DO YOU NEED HELP 799 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:52,484 TALKING TO THE PRESIDENT? 800 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,588 SINCE I BECAME THE KID IN CLASS 801 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,289 THAT NOBODY WANTS THE TEACHER TO CALL ON. 802 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,024 THAT'S SILLY. 803 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:58,524 NO, IT IS NOT. 804 00:25:58,591 --> 00:25:59,358 TOBY... 805 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,527 JUST HELP ME, PLEASE. 806 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:02,995 Josh: SO, LIKE I SAID 807 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,431 I-I APPRECIATE YOU SQUEEZING ME IN LIKE THIS. 808 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,999 I WAS ABLE TO CANCEL SOMEONE. 809 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,200 WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, STANLEY. 810 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,736 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 811 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,204 WHAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL? 812 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:15,441 I'M OUT OF PRACTICE. 813 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:18,044 WELL, THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM NOT COMING TO SEE ME FOR TEN MONTHS. 814 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,478 WELL, I THINK THE IDEA WOULD MAKE 815 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,381 SOME OF THE PEOPLE I WORK FOR NERVOUS. 816 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:24,350 WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW? 817 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,484 HMM... 818 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,219 THIS IS GOING TO SOUND SILLY. 819 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:34,260 THERE'S A MAGAZINE ARTICLE... 820 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,996 UH, A MAGAZINE ARTICLE CAME OUT 821 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,298 AND IT SAID THAT SEVERAL COUNTRIES 822 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,767 SOME OF THEM OUR ENEMIES 823 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,636 HAVE STORED IN FREEZERS THE SMALLPOX VIRUS. 824 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,038 ARE YOU AFRAID YOU MIGHT HAVE SMALLPOX? 825 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,239 NO. 826 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,377 DON'T LAUGH. 827 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,382 I CAN'T GET "AVE MARIA" OUT OF MY HEAD. 828 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,817 THE SCHUBERT? 829 00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:00,519 YEAH, I SWEAR, I-I-I'VE BEEN HUMMING IT TO MYSELF 830 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:01,553 ALL MORNING. 831 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,089 IT'S THE STRANGEST THING. 832 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,959 WHY DO YOU THINK THE "AVE MARIA"? 833 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,561 WHY DO YOU THINK THE "AVE MARIA"? 834 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,797 I DON'T KNOW. 835 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,066 MY SISTER USED TO PLAY IT 836 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,669 OVER AND OVER IN HER ROOM, BUT THAT WAS, UM... 837 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,138 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AGO. 838 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,372 YOUR SISTER WHO DIED? 839 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,174 JOANIE. 840 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:25,912 WHY DID JOANIE PLAY THE "AVE MARIA" IN HER ROOM? 841 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,414 SHE LIKED MUSIC. SHE... 842 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,615 A LOT. 843 00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:30,817 SHE LIKED IT A LOT. 844 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:35,087 SHE WANTED TO BE AN ORCHESTRA CONDUCTOR. 845 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,823 SHE USED TO PRETEND SHE WAS... CONDUCTING TO THE MUSIC. 846 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,691 ANYWAY, THERE'S THAT. 847 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,226 PLUS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU 848 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,894 I WAS A LITTLE THROWN OFF THIS MORNING 849 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,996 WHEN THEY GAVE ME THIS CARD 850 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,866 AND IT TURNS OUT, I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT ONE. 851 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:49,568 I MEAN, OF MY FRIENDS. 852 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,237 IT SURPRISED ME. 853 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,671 JOANIE AND TOBY AND C.J. AND SAM... 854 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:53,605 JOANIE? 855 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,841 WHAT? 856 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,209 YOU NAMED JOANIE IN THERE. 857 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,878 YOU SAID YOU GOT SOME KIND OF CARD 858 00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:00,780 AND JOANIE DIDN'T GET ONE. 859 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:04,851 I MEANT... NO 860 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,754 'CAUSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT JOANIE. 861 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:10,622 WHAT KIND OF CARD? 862 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,125 IT WAS, UH... 863 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,226 THERE REALLY ARE SOME THINGS 864 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,995 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT. 865 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,296 I-I ASSURE YOU I'M NOT 866 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,031 WITHHOLDING ANYTHING I'M SUPPOSED TO BE... 867 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,366 EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE FOR. 868 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:24,270 OKAY. 869 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,406 THANKS. 870 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:28,507 CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE CARD 871 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,042 WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT THE CARD? 872 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,110 I GOT TO GO. 873 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,111 JOSH. 874 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:33,412 IT'S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL, STANLEY. 875 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,514 I'M SORRY I HAD YOU CANCEL AN APPOINTMENT. 876 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:36,883 BUT I DID CANCEL IT. 877 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,285 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR COAT OFF AND SIT DOWN. 878 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:40,519 IT WAS AN IMPULSE. 879 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:41,888 I-I WASTED YOUR TIME. 880 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,923 JOSH, DO YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE 881 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:46,759 THAT YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME HOW JOANIE DIED? 882 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:47,726 I'VE TOLD YOU. 883 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,295 NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 884 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:50,396 SURE, I HAVE. 885 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,465 NO. 886 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,234 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 887 00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:05,677 UH... SHE WAS BABY-SITTING FOR ME 888 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,015 AND THERE WAS A FIRE. 889 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,516 HOW'D THE FIRE START? 890 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,588 I-I HONESTLY, I DON'T REMEMBER. 891 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:19,491 UH... 892 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:23,562 SOMETHING ABOUT A POPCORN MAKER. 893 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:25,364 THE HOUSE CAUGHT ON FIRE? 894 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,901 YEAH. 895 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:29,869 WHILE YOUR SISTER JOANIE 896 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,670 WAS BABY-SITTING FOR YOU? 897 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:35,174 YEAH. 898 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:39,045 WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD? 899 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:46,953 I RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE. 900 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:51,223 YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BOY, JOSH. 901 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,894 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO. 902 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,400 YEAH. 903 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,447 ( knocking ) 904 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,555 ( door opening ) 905 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,294 JOSH. 906 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,795 I WAS KNOCKING, BUT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER. 907 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:32,264 I... DIDN'T HEAR THE DOOR. 908 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:34,901 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 909 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,535 I THINK I'M READY TO BRIEF THE PRESIDENT 910 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,537 ON THE SMALLPOX ARTICLE. 911 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,606 WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT FOR TONIGHT 912 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,707 AND COME HAVE SOME CHILI? 913 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:42,875 EVERYONE'S THERE. 914 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,576 C.J., AN N.S.C. STAFFER GAVE ME 915 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,345 A CARD WITH INSTRUCTIONS ON IT 916 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:50,116 FOR WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK. 917 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,818 THEY WANT ME UP IN THE PLANE OR DOWN IN A BUNKER. 918 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:54,086 THEY DON'T WANT YOU. 919 00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:02,861 OR SAM OR TOBY, FOR THAT MATTER. 920 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:09,001 I-I DIDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU AND HAVE YOU NOT KNOW. 921 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,137 JOSH, HAVE YOU BEEN UPSET ABOUT THIS? 922 00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,173 YES. 923 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:16,909 YOU'RE VERY SWEET SOMETIMES. 924 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:17,709 YOU REALLY ARE. 925 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,011 C.J. 926 00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:20,579 OF COURSE THEY DON'T WANT ME, JOSH. 927 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,114 I'M A PRESS SECRETARY. 928 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:24,583 I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE ISSUING A LOT OF RELEASES. 929 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,752 SAM AND TOBY ARE COMMUNICATIONS, AND MY GUESS IS 930 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:29,655 THAT SPEECHWRITING WON'T BE A PRIORITY EITHER. 931 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,257 COME. HAVE SOME FUN. 932 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,359 ( Schubert's "Ave Maria" playing ) 933 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,560 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF MUSIC. 934 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:35,594 DO YOU KNOW THIS? 935 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:38,497 I'M CATHOLIC. 936 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,200 HANG ON. LISTEN. 937 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,106 THAT... RIGHT THERE. 938 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,646 IT'S... MIRACULOUS. 939 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,254 SCHUBERT WAS CRAZY, YOU KNOW. 940 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,455 YES. 941 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,827 THINK YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO CREATE SOMETHING POWERFUL? 942 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,329 JOSH, THE COLD WAR IS OVER. 943 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:11,697 THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A NUCLEAR... 944 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:17,036 GOD, C.J. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THAT. 945 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:20,339 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE RED PHONE AND... 946 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,607 NUCLEAR BOMBS. 947 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:22,808 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 948 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,243 IT'S GOING TO BE THIS. 949 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,978 IT'S GOING TO BE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 950 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:28,414 SMALLPOX HAS BEEN GONE FOR 50 YEARS. 951 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,216 NO ONE HAS AN ACQUIRED IMMUNITY. 952 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,083 IT FLIES THROUGH THE AIR. 953 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:32,218 YOU GET IT... 954 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,652 YOU CARRY A TEN-FOOT CLOUD 955 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:34,786 AROUND WITH YOU. 956 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:35,887 ONE IN THREE PEOPLE DIE. 957 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,389 IF A HUNDRED PEOPLE 958 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,792 IN NEW YORK CITY GOT IT, YOU'D HAVE TO ENCIRCLE THEM 959 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:44,296 WITH ONE HUNDRED MILLION VACCINATED PEOPLE TO CONTAIN IT. 960 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,332 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DOSES OF SMALLPOX VACCINE 961 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:49,535 EXIST IN THE COUNTRY? SEVEN. 962 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,237 IF A HUNDRED PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY GET IT 963 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,904 THERE'S GOING TO BE A GLOBAL MEDICAL EMERGENCY 964 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,375 THAT'S GOING TO MAKE HIV LOOK LIKE COLD AND FLU SEASON. 965 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,344 THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE. 966 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,180 A-A-A LITTLE TEST TUBE WITH A... 967 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:04,350 A RUBBER CAP THAT'S DETERIORATING. 968 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:06,485 GUY STEPS OUT OF TIMES SQUARE STATION... 969 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,721 PSHHHT. SMASHES IT ON THE SIDEWALK. 970 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,259 THERE IS A WORLD WAR RIGHT THERE. 971 00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:23,402 WE'LL MAKE MORE VACCINE. 972 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,206 YOU BETTER HURRY 973 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:30,242 'CAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ONE OF THESE CARDS. 974 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,178 COME HAVE CHILI. 975 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,012 THE PRESIDENT'S ASKING FOR YOU. 976 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,481 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE. 977 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,416 YOU REALLY ARE VERY SWEET SOMETIMES. 978 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:49,128 SAM, IT'S ALL ABOUT MASTERING THE FUNDAMENTALS, SEE? 979 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,163 GOT TO KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, YOUR FEET MOVING ON DEFENSE. 980 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:53,099 PASS AND GET OPEN OR FIND THE OPEN MAN 981 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,866 AND FOLLOW HIS SHOT ON OFFENSE. 982 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,402 SEE, I AM A MASTER OF THE FUNDAMENTALS 983 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,370 AND I REALLY BELIEVE THAT THAT IS WHY MY TEAM 984 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,172 SO THOROUGHLY DOMINATED YOUR TEAM. 985 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:01,707 AND IT PROBABLY DIDN'T HURT SO MUCH 986 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,743 HAVING A TWO-TIME A.C.C. PLAYER OF THE WEEK ON YOUR TEAM. 987 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,045 YOU KNOW, KIDS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FUNDAMENTALS. 988 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,214 NO APPRECIATION FOR THE GAME, MR. PRESIDENT. 989 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,681 MRS. LANDINGHAM, ARE YOU DRUNK? 990 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,217 NO, SIR. NOW WHY WOULD I... 991 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,251 I JUST LIKE ASKING. 992 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:13,885 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD TELL YOU... 993 00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:15,754 OH, GIVE IT UP. WHERE'S ZOEY? 994 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,789 SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN. 995 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,925 WOLVES DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THAT'S A MYTH. 996 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:20,992 WHERE ALONG THE WAY 997 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,894 DID SHE TURN INTO A WOLF PERSON? 998 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,163 MORE PEOPLE GET KILLED EACH YEAR 999 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,964 GETTING CHANGE OUT OF VENDING MACHINES 1000 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,733 THAN GET KILLED BY A WOLF ATTACK. 1001 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:28,934 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1002 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,569 NUMBER OF PEOPLE KILLED LAST YEAR 1003 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,238 RETRIEVING CHANGE FROM A VENDING MACHINE: FOUR. 1004 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:35,574 NUMBER OF PEOPLE KILLED BY A WOLF ATTACK: ZERO. 1005 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,443 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 1006 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,878 HOW DO PEOPLE DIE FROM A VENDING MACHINE? 1007 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:41,413 HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1008 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,748 SIR, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1009 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,316 MR. PRESIDENT. 1010 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:55,294 SO, I GUESS WE HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING ALONG TOO WELL LATELY. 1011 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:56,495 HAVE WE, SIR? 1012 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,397 NO, I GUESS NOT. 1013 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,700 I'VE BEEN IRRITATING YOU? 1014 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,735 YES. 1015 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:08,240 WAS DAVID ROSEN YOUR FIRST CHOICE FOR MY JOB? 1016 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,445 YES. 1017 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,983 WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS LITTLE TALK, SIR. 1018 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,818 I FEEL A LOT BETTER. 1019 00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:20,986 THANK YOU, SIR. 1020 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:23,722 WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT ON THAT ONE, TOBY. 1021 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,425 ME AND LEO AND JOSH. 1022 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,826 THEY WERE SCREAMING AT ME 1023 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,061 "GOVERNOR, FOR GOD SAKES, IT'S GOT TO BE TOBY. 1024 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,097 IT'S GOT TO BE TOBY." 1025 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:34,466 BUT I HELD MY GROUND AND WE WENT TO DAVID ROSEN 1026 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,835 AND ROSEN SAID HE WANTED TO TAKE A PARTNERSHIP 1027 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,136 AT SALOMON BROTHERS. 1028 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:41,207 THANK GOD. 1029 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,475 I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, TOBY. 1030 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:46,312 I MEAN IT. I'D BE IN THE TALL GRASS. 1031 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,281 I'D BE IN THE WEEDS. 1032 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,217 I KNOW I DISAPPOINT YOU SOMETIMES. 1033 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,785 I MEAN, I CAN SENSE YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT. 1034 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,120 AND I ONLY GET MAD 1035 00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:59,725 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT A LOT OF THE TIMES. 1036 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,994 BUT YOU ARE NOT THE KID IN THE CLASS WITH HIS HAND UP 1037 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:06,565 AND WHATEVER IT WAS YOU SAID TO C.J. 1038 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:10,769 YOU ARE A WISE AND BRILLIANT MAN, TOBY. 1039 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:17,576 THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN WE WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL 1040 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:20,946 DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID-- 1041 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:26,051 MY DEMONS WERE SHOUTING DOWN THE BETTER ANGELS IN MY BRAIN? 1042 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,220 YES, SIR, I DID. 1043 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:36,127 YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT STOPPING ME FROM GREATNESS? 1044 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:40,532 YES. 1045 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:44,936 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1046 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,872 TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, SIR 1047 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,376 IN A BATTLE BETWEEN A PRESIDENT'S DEMONS 1048 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:53,111 AND HIS BETTER ANGELS 1049 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:56,482 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG WHILE 1050 00:36:56,548 --> 00:37:01,987 I THINK WE MIGHT JUST HAVE OURSELVES A FAIR FIGHT. 1051 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,023 THANK YOU, TOBY. 1052 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:07,426 NOW, GO AWAY. 1053 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:19,938 DROP THE SPOON. 1054 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,308 I KNEW IT WAS YOU. 1055 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,409 YOU LOOK GOOD. 1056 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:24,743 YOU LOOK LIKE DEATH ON A TRISCUIT. 1057 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:27,379 THANKS, VERY MUCH. I'M SEEING A NEW BARBER. 1058 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:29,915 I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE NUTTY TODAY. 1059 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,284 OH, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 1060 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,419 WHAT CLASSES YOU TAKING? 1061 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:34,786 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 1062 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:38,023 OKAY. 1063 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,057 EXCUSE ME. 1064 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:40,759 CHARLIE, YOU MET ZOEY BARTLET? 1065 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:42,060 NO. IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MA'AM. 1066 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:42,661 I'M CHARLIE YOUNG. 1067 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:43,362 HI. 1068 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,030 OKAY, HANG ON A SECOND. 1069 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,499 LET'S TAKE IT BACK A MOMENT AND GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE. 1070 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:48,867 THIS IS A GIRL, CHARLIE. 1071 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,836 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL HER MA'AM. 1072 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:52,070 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 1073 00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,905 DID I CALL YOU...? ZOEY. 1074 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,206 I SHOULD CALL YOU ZOEY? 1075 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,509 IF I CAN CALL YOU CHARLIE. 1076 00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,010 YES. UM, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE PRESIDENT. 1077 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:00,712 THAT WOULD BE HER FATHER. 1078 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,582 YOU'RE FORBIDDEN FROM ADDING ADDITIONAL CUMIN TO THE CHILI. 1079 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,617 CHARLIE, CHECK THE DOOR TO SEE IF MY FATHER'S NEARBY. 1080 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:06,718 MA'AM, I... AH-AH-AH. 1081 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,354 ZOEY, I HAD CERTAIN INSTRUCTIONS 1082 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:11,056 AND I DO NOT WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE... YOU'RE FINE. 1083 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,259 TASTE THIS. 1084 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,562 DOESN'T IT NEED CUMIN? 1085 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,364 IT NEEDS OREGANO. 1086 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,231 LET'S GET TO WORK. 1087 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,900 SEE YOU GUYS. 1088 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,704 I DON'T KNOW. 1089 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,606 I MEAN, MAYBE THE VENDING MACHINES FALL ON THEM 1090 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:30,442 WHILE THEY'RE GETTING THEIR CHANGE. 1091 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,411 MY POINT IS CAN'T WE BUILD SCHOOLS 1092 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,179 AND PROTECT WILDLIFE AT THE SAME TIME? 1093 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:34,880 WE MUST BE ABLE 1094 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:35,747 TO DO THAT. 1095 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,349 PLUIE REALLY GOT TO YOU, HUH? 1096 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,118 SHE REALLY WAS VERY SWEET, LEO. 1097 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:41,119 JOSH 1098 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,522 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU. 1099 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,323 LOOK AT THIS, WILL YOU? 1100 00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:47,025 AT WHAT, SIR? 1101 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:50,195 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL QUITE SO GOOD 1102 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,296 AS THE SIGHT OF COLLEAGUES 1103 00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:53,932 ENJOYING EACH OTHER OUTSIDE WORK. 1104 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:57,235 SO, WHAT WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 1105 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:59,070 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THESE WOMEN. 1106 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,171 YEAH? 1107 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,441 WE CAN'T GET OVER THESE WOMEN. 1108 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,609 LOOK AT C.J.-- 1109 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,611 SHE'S LIKE A '50s MOVIE STAR. 1110 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:09,047 SO CAPABLE, SO LOVING AND ENERGETIC. 1111 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,849 LOOK AT MANDY OVER THERE. 1112 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:13,284 GOING PUNCH FOR PUNCH WITH TOBY 1113 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,653 IN A WORLD THAT TELLS WOMEN 1114 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,655 TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. 1115 00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:19,425 MANDY'S ALREADY WON HER BATTLE WITH THE PRESIDENT. 1116 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:21,993 THE GAME'S OVER, BUT SHE'S NOT DONE. 1117 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,762 SHE WANTS TOBY. 1118 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:26,331 MRS. LANDINGHAM. 1119 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,066 DID YOU GUYS KNOW SHE LOST 1120 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,635 TWO SONS IN VIETNAM? 1121 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,270 WHAT WOULD MAKE HER WANT TO SERVE HER COUNTRY IS BEYOND ME 1122 00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:34,873 BUT IN 14 YEARS, SHE'S NOT MISSED A DAY'S WORK. 1123 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,141 NOT ONE. 1124 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:41,747 THERE'S CATHY, DONNA AND MARGARET... 1125 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,449 MR. PRESIDENT, THERE'S SOMETHING 1126 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,016 THAT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR MOST OF THE DAY 1127 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:45,817 AND WHILE I KNOW 1128 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:46,852 THIS IS AN INAPPROPRIATE TIME... 1129 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,787 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, JOSH? 1130 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,422 I SERVE AT THE PLEASURE OF THE PRESIDENT 1131 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:56,061 AND IT'S A GREAT PRIVILEGE THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET. 1132 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,497 I CAN'T KEEP THIS. 1133 00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:00,532 I THINK IT'S A WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER. 1134 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:04,836 I WANT TO BE A COMFORT TO MY FRIENDS IN TRAGEDY 1135 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,639 AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE WITH THEM IN TRIUMPH 1136 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,007 AND FOR ALL THE TIMES IN BETWEEN 1137 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,142 I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. 1138 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:13,779 LEO, IT'S NOT FOR ME. 1139 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:19,718 I WANT TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY AND THESE WOMEN. 1140 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:29,961 UH, EXCUSE ME. 1141 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:33,865 THANK YOU. 1142 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:34,866 UH, FRIENDS 1143 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,101 PLEASE. 1144 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,235 THE CHILI'S READY 1145 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,837 AND I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT. 1146 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,072 IN FACT, SINCE I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD ENJOY IT 1147 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,609 I AM REASONABLY CERTAIN THAT YOU WILL. 1148 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:48,346 YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, THE FIRST LADY'S IN PAKISTAN. 1149 00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:50,682 I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHY 1150 00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:53,018 BUT I HAVE LEARNED IT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA 1151 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:55,253 NOT TO ASK MY WIFE TOO MANY QUESTIONS 1152 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,090 AS IT SELDOM LEADS TO ANYTHING BUT FURTHER CONFUSION. 1153 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:01,527 I MISS HER VERY MUCH, BUT I'M DELIGHTED 1154 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:02,494 OUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ZOEY IS HERE. 1155 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,195 All: ZOEY! 1156 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,397 YOU KNOW, SHE'S STARTING GEORGETOWN IN THE SPRING. 1157 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,967 ( all cheering and applauding) 1158 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,405 THIS, PRIOR TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AND A LIFE OF CELIBACY. 1159 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,508 YEAH, RIGHT! 1160 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,776 IT'S AN INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE 1161 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,210 YOU'RE STARTING ON, SWEETHEART. 1162 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,146 AN AMAZING FOUR YEARS FULL OF PEOPLE 1163 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,549 AND EXPERIENCES YOU HAVEN'T YET DREAMED OF. 1164 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:24,683 AND IF YOU WILL ALLOW ME 1165 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,852 JUST ONE MINUTE OF BUSINESS, PLEASE. 1166 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:30,155 I HOPE THAT BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE WITH OUR FOUR YEARS HERE 1167 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,824 WE'LL HAVE SEEN TO IT THAT EVERY YOUNG PERSON WHO CHOOSES 1168 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,560 CAN GO TO COLLEGE AND BEYOND 1169 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:37,596 REGARDLESS OF THEIR ECONOMIC STATUS. 1170 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:40,599 HEAR HEAR. HEAR HEAR. 1171 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,268 I UNDERSTAND THAT TODAY WAS ANOTHER ONE OF LEO'S 1172 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,304 BIG-BLOCK-OF-CHEESE DAYS. 1173 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:47,305 YOU ALL START OUT SO CYNICAL 1174 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:49,240 BUT IT NEVER FAILS. 1175 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,977 BY THE END OF THE DAY, THERE'S ALWAYS ONE OR TWO CONVERTS, RIGHT? 1176 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,712 AND TODAY WAS NO EXCEPTION. 1177 00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,681 C.J. CREGG IS GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT 1178 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,383 WRITING A POSITION PAPER FOR THE INTERIOR DEPARTMENT 1179 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:01,319 ON THE NECESSITY OF WILDLIFE PROTECTION. 1180 00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:03,454 C.J., I DON'T MIND 1181 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,791 THE COST OF THIS WOLVES-ONLY HIGHWAY. 1182 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,593 IT'S THE SEGREGATION. 1183 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:10,896 THE A.C.L.U. IS GOING TO PETITION ON BEHALF OF SOME REINDEER 1184 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:11,763 AND THEN WE'RE ALL SCREWED. 1185 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,331 ( all laughing ) 1186 00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:15,667 SAM SEABORN HAD A GUY WHO SPOTTED A UFO TODAY. 1187 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:16,902 AM I RIGHT? 1188 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,503 SAM LAUGHED HIM OUT OF HIS OFFICE 1189 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,405 BUT YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE. 1190 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,040 BUT YOU CAN REST ASSURED, SAM-- 1191 00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:24,442 IT WAS NOT A SPACESHIP FROM ANOTHER PLANET 1192 00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:25,777 JUST ANOTHER TIME. 1193 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:28,113 A LONG-SINCE-ABANDONED SOVIET SATELLITE. 1194 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:30,749 ONE OF ITS BOOSTER ROCKETS DIDN'T FIRE 1195 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:32,818 AND IT COULDN'T ESCAPE EARTH'S ORBIT. 1196 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,285 A SAD REMINDER OF A TIME 1197 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:38,156 WHEN TWO POWERFUL NATIONS CHALLENGED EACH OTHER 1198 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,827 AND THEN BOLDLY RACED INTO OUTER SPACE. 1199 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:45,230 WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT THING THAT CHALLENGES US, TOBY? 1200 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,331 THAT MAKES US GO FARTHER 1201 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,900 AND WORK HARDER? 1202 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:51,302 YOU KNOW THAT WHEN SMALLPOX WAS ERADICATED 1203 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:52,904 IT WAS CONSIDERED 1204 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:56,808 THE SINGLE GREATEST HUMANITARIAN ACHIEVEMENT OF THIS CENTURY. 1205 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,110 SURELY WE CAN DO IT AGAIN 1206 00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:03,248 AS WE DID IN A TIME WHEN OUR EYES LOOKED TOWARDS THE HEAVENS 1207 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:08,687 AND WITH OUTSTRETCHED FINGERS, WE TOUCHED THE FACE OF GOD. 1208 00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:11,289 HERE'S TO ABSENT FRIENDS... 1209 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,159 AND THE ONES THAT ARE HERE NOW. 1210 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:17,062 All: CHEERS. 84542

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