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(BEEPING)
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(TICKING)
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(GRUNTS) Booyah!
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Half man, half machine.
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All awesome.
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I'm like a ninja
meets an acrobat.
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I'm a ninjabat!
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Maybe I'm in the bat family.
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Dreams do come true.
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- I am so...
- (POWERING DOWN)
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(MACHINES WHIRRING)
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Amazing.
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Huh?
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(YELLS)
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(BEEP)
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Couldn't let me have it,
could you?
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And your tour of the Hall
of Justice concludes here.
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In our specially designed
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state-of-the-art
training facility.
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Atom, meet Cyborg.
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Cyber mechanical specialist
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and the League's
little ray of sunshine.
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- Hey, Atom.
- (BARKS)
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Ah, Canis lupus familiaris.
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It's a common hypothesis
that dog is man's best friend.
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(SNARLS)
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But, uh... Not mine.
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Whoa, cool! Oh...
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"The Atom."
I see what you did there
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with your name and you shrinking
down all tiny and stuff.
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Relax, Atom.
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This is Ace, the Bat-Hound.
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He's just evaluating you.
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Well, in my
scientific evaluation,
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Ace is very intimidating.
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Tell me about it.
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- (BARKS)
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
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Lesson one with animals.
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Never show weakness.
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Man, I think I need
an oil change.
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Batman, I didn't know
you had a...
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Uh... Super-Pet.
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Ace the Bat-Hound
is more than a pet.
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He's the best sidekick
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a caped crusader
could ever have.
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What about Robin?
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- Aren't you the best sidekick? Yes, you are, yes you are.
- (ACE PANTING)
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Aw, I want a Bat belly rub.
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So, Atom.
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Now that you've seen
the Hall of Justice...
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What do you think?
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Would you like to become a
member of the Justice League?
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- I...
- (ALARM BLARING)
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Hold your diminutive answer.
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Follow me.
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Come on, Plas,
it's the trouble alert.
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But I'm starving.
I need a pick-me-up.
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How's this for a pick-me-up?
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- (GROANS)
- One order of fast food to give you a boost.
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Huh? What? Hey!
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(SCREAMING)
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Way to be
a team motivator, Firestorm.
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(SCREAMS)
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(CRASHES)
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Let's see
who needs our help today.
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This is Lois Lane
with Breaking News.
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Gotham City's
clown prince of crime,
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- the Joker, has invaded our beloved city.
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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- (SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Ah.
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Sunny Metropolis.
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The perfect getaway
from Gotham's Dark Knight.
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Nothing like a little vacation
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to put the pep
back in my step.
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- (LAUGHING)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(ALL COUGHING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Oh, my!
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The Joker's gassing the city.
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(LAUGHS) Who can
stop this ruinous jester?
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Help us!
Justice League, Superman.
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Save us!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Great Scott!
Lois is in trouble.
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ALL: Again.
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All right, team,
gear up and let's go.
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Atom, this is your chance
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to join
the Justice League in action.
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- Are you ready?
- I, uh...
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No pressure.
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We know you're new
at being a superhero.
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If you want, you can stay here
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and hang out
with Ace and Krypto.
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Krypto?
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Another Super-Pet?
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(GROANS) Yeah, I'll take
the clown over the canine.
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- (BARKS)
- The sooner, the better. (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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JOKER: Ooh, the Daily Planet
news building.
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Hmm, the visitors'
guide calls it
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"The jewel
of the Metropolis skyline."
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Meh. Kinda boring.
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Let's renovate!
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- (HORN BLARING)
- (JOKER LAUGHING)
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SUPERMAN:
The nerve of that clown.
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He's tromping all over the jewel
of the Metropolis skyline.
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And he's jaywalking.
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Let's take him down.
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(BEEPS)
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(ENGINE WHIRRING)
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The welcoming committee.
For me?
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Good thing I brought pastry.
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- (BELL DINGS)
- (LAUGHING)
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Ooh, is that coconut cream?
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Lemon meringue.
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- (BEEPING)
- With a bang.
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- (ALL WHIMPER)
- Brace for impact!
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What a beautiful, perfectly
safe day at the park.
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(ALL CRYING)
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- I should've taken my jet.
- Ooh. Ooh.
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- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- I'm holding it together.
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I'm holding it together.
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Oh, this is embarrassing.
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(LAUGHING)
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It's not that funny.
A little consideration here.
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Lois, Cyborg.
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(ENUNCIATES) Try to stay calm!
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(ENUNCIATES)
I can still hear you.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Is this normally how it goes?
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Yeah, but usually with
a little less laughter.
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That laughter is dangerous.
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We've gotta
help these people
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before they laugh
themselves to death.
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And stop the Joker before
he endangers anyone else.
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Then let's divide and conquer.
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Yup, we'll have this mess
cleaned up in a flash.
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Speaking of,
where is the Flash?
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I sent out the Justice alert
minutes ago.
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Priority one.
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Barry knows
how I feel about tardiness.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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Come on, Barry. Get up.
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(YAWNS)
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And one...
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And 2,000.
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Okay, I'm up.
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Shower time.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Whoa, I have got to remember to wait for
the water to warm up before jumping in.
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Nice.
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All right, Central City,
let's get this party started.
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(HORN HONKING)
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Hey, hey, hey, you hit my car!
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- Who's gonna take care of this?
- Me? You hit me.
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I'm gonna sue you
for every brick you've got.
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BOTH: Thanks, Flash!
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That guy's Flash.
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(CHUCKLES) Hidey ho, birdies.
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Ooh, watch your step.
Good morning, Troop 52.
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Hello, hot dog.
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- No school.
- No way. No school?
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Whoa! Thanks, Flash!
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CHILDREN: (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY)
Thanks, Flash.
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- MAN: Thanks, Flash!
- WOMAN: Thanks, Flash!
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- MAN 1: Thanks, Flash!
- MAN 2: Thanks, Flash!
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa!
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Thanks, Flash!
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Five minutes out of bed
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and look at all
the good I've done.
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Time to get to Metropolis
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- to meet up with the Justice...
- (STOMACH GRUMBLING)
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Oh, I know that grumble.
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And it's saying,
"Donuts, now!"
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And where are the best donuts?
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Gotham City.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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All the victims
are safely evacuated.
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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
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Plastic Man,
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were you infected
by Joker's gas?
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(LAUGHS) No, it's all this laughing.
It's hilarious.
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Help me!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Plas, get serious,
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we have to find a cure
for these civilians.
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I wonder if I can alter the
molecular structure of Joker's gas
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to create a cure.
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- How?
- Wait here.
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Okay.
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Hypothesis.
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At this size I should be able
to find trace elements
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of Joker's gas still wafting
around the area.
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Aha!
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A Joker gas molecule.
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There's nothing funny
about this.
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Now for a little experiment.
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(JOKER LAUGHING)
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- There he is.
- I've got this clown.
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Never underestimate
the Joker, Firestorm.
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I'll fly around behind him
and then we'll take him by...
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- (BEEPING)
- Huh?
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Surprise?
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(BOTH COUGHING AND LAUGHING)
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Not cool, man.
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Batman will never
let me live this down.
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- Whoo hoos always bring a smile to my face.
- (BEEPING)
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(LAUGHS)
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You've got to be
faster than that
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to sneak up on the Joker.
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Where is Flash?
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- (PEOPLE GASPING)
- MAN: It's the Flash!
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Best donut ever.
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Saved the donut. (CHUCKLES)
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But who's gonna save you?
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FLASH: Captain Cold?
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The only frosting I'm interested
in today is on this donut.
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Give up now
and we'll chalk it up
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to hysteria
over global warming.
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(GRUNTS)
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Instead, let's chalk it up
to global freezing.
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"Global freezing"?
That doesn't even make sense.
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Come on, Cold, you got
better material than that.
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How about, "Chances of that
are below zero?"
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- (YELPS)
- Ah, never mind.
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I can see
my puns leave you cold.
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(LAUGHING) Cold.
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He's all yours, Officer.
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Now it's off to Metropolis.
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Thanks, Flash!
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Hey, you know what goes good
with those donuts?
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You ever been to that
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Lampert's Milkshakes
in Star City?
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No.
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- (SUPERMAN AND FIRESTORM LAUGHING)
- (CYBORG GRUMBLING)
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Ready, aim...
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Fire!
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(GRUNTS)
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These roboclowns are quick.
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(JOKER LAUGHING)
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Whenever I visit the city,
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I just love
to take in a good show.
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Then you're gonna
love my performance as
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a helicopter.
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(PLASTIC MAN SCATTING
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)
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Well done, Plas.
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JOKER:
Bravo! Wonderful performances.
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I laughed, I cried.
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My roboclowns died.
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(LAUGHS)
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Photo for your biggest fan?
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- (GRUNTS)
- Say, "Cheese."
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Plas, no!
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(BOTH GROANING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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That was the oldest trick
in the book, wasn't it?
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00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:34,140
(LAUGHING) You are so
gonna get it later.
258
00:11:35,674 --> 00:11:39,643
I love it when they fall
for the classics. (LAUGHS)
259
00:11:39,645 --> 00:11:40,845
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
260
00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:42,479
Oh, Plastic Man!
261
00:11:42,481 --> 00:11:45,618
Always clever,
but never too quick.
262
00:11:47,688 --> 00:11:49,222
Flash.
263
00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:54,492
(SLURPING)
264
00:11:54,494 --> 00:11:55,593
(CHUCKLING) Wow.
265
00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:58,662
I mean, really, wow.
266
00:11:58,664 --> 00:12:00,096
- (CLOCK TOLLING)
- (SHRIEKS)
267
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:02,401
Batman is gonna be so mad.
He hates tardiness.
268
00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,072
(SIRENS BLARING)
269
00:12:07,005 --> 00:12:09,409
Ooh, a chase scene.
I love chase scenes.
270
00:12:09,808 --> 00:12:11,010
(SLURPS)
271
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:15,747
Captain Boomerang.
272
00:12:15,749 --> 00:12:18,014
You know, you're the second
captain wearing blue
273
00:12:18,016 --> 00:12:19,417
that I've run into today.
274
00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:20,985
You guys have a club
or something?
275
00:12:20,987 --> 00:12:24,388
Yeah, it's the
"Let's destroy Flash" club.
276
00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:25,525
Uh-oh.
277
00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,558
And another, and another.
278
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,962
And another.
279
00:12:32,064 --> 00:12:33,632
Ha! Missed me!
280
00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:35,669
- Oh, did I?
- Yeah, you did.
281
00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:37,534
Crikey!
282
00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:39,005
(SCREAMS)
283
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,340
(SIREN BLARING)
284
00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:46,143
Well, that puts the boom
in Boomerang.
285
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,912
- Huh?
- (ALARM BLARING)
286
00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,747
(GROANS) I missed
the trouble alert.
287
00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:51,349
My bad, had it on vibrate.
288
00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,520
Batman is gonna be so mad.
289
00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:56,689
Blimey! Good shake.
290
00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:06,196
Attention,
Metropolis Board of Tourism,
291
00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:09,233
I'm bored with your tourism.
292
00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,469
Where's the whimsy,
where's the fun?
293
00:13:11,471 --> 00:13:14,271
Well, I'm gonna give it to ya
294
00:13:14,273 --> 00:13:17,074
with my Fun Cannon.
295
00:13:17,076 --> 00:13:19,146
(LAUGHING)
296
00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:22,245
At last,
297
00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:24,514
my greatest foe
plays his final card.
298
00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:26,884
And it's up to me alone
to stop him.
299
00:13:26,886 --> 00:13:29,320
This could be our end game.
300
00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:31,555
The last battle in a long...
301
00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:33,623
Impressive, his weapon
charged so quickly.
302
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,730
He's going for the trigger. No time.
Have to strike now, go!
303
00:13:39,665 --> 00:13:41,034
(GASPS)
304
00:13:43,502 --> 00:13:47,372
Batsy, how I've missed you
in Gotham City.
305
00:13:47,374 --> 00:13:50,807
You're always off to play
with your superfriends now.
306
00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:54,845
So I came all the way to
Metropolis to join the fun.
307
00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:56,580
Fun's over, Joker.
308
00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:58,516
I foiled your plan.
309
00:13:58,518 --> 00:14:00,518
What? Oh.
310
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,422
You thought your Batarang
defeated my Fun Cannon?
311
00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:06,023
(LAUGHS)
312
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:08,460
Wait, then
what's that button for?
313
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:09,627
This button?
314
00:14:09,629 --> 00:14:12,129
It turns on
the air conditioner.
315
00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:15,398
This button
fires my Fun Cannon.
316
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,667
- (LAUGHS)
- (GASPS)
317
00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:18,069
No!
318
00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:20,340
- Too slow, Batsy.
- (FUN CANNON BEEPS)
319
00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:23,209
(JOKER CACKLING)
320
00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:35,119
This does not look good.
321
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:36,653
You're right.
322
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,391
It looks hilarious.
323
00:14:38,991 --> 00:14:40,391
(ALL LAUGHING)
324
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:42,726
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all week.
325
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:46,529
In fact, I think
I'll stay here forever!
326
00:14:46,531 --> 00:14:48,501
(LAUGHING)
327
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:54,872
Now, if I just add this atom
328
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,440
on to this molecule,
329
00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:58,645
it should make the gas inert.
330
00:14:59,678 --> 00:15:02,479
Eureka!
I've discovered the cure.
331
00:15:02,481 --> 00:15:05,084
Now, to synthesize a vaccine.
332
00:15:18,264 --> 00:15:20,267
JOKER: Ta-da!
333
00:15:21,132 --> 00:15:22,932
I said...
334
00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:24,170
(GASPS)
335
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,472
(NERVOUSLY) Ta-da.
336
00:15:27,173 --> 00:15:28,375
(WHIMPERS)
337
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,610
(GRUMBLES)
338
00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:37,548
Batclown?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
339
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:40,619
Well, my work is done here.
340
00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:43,323
(JOKER CACKLING)
341
00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:49,428
Huh? (GROANS)
342
00:15:51,898 --> 00:15:53,696
Sorry I'm late.
343
00:15:53,698 --> 00:15:55,365
- WOMAN: He took down the Joker! Thank you!
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
344
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:56,569
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
345
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,836
What?
346
00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:01,505
Thank you, thank you.
347
00:16:01,507 --> 00:16:03,240
You know,
it's all in a day's work.
348
00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:05,343
Whoa! What happened to you?
349
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:08,912
This is what happens
when you're late!
350
00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,513
I know, I am so sorry.
351
00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:12,483
I had my League alert
on vibrate.
352
00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:15,052
And then a really busy morning with
Captain Cold and Captain Boomerang.
353
00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:16,387
But, hey,
the Joker is captured
354
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,690
and everyone seems
no worse for wear.
355
00:16:18,692 --> 00:16:21,258
- Well, mostly...
- And the Daily Planet?
356
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,692
What? (EXHALES)
357
00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:26,465
Extreme building makeover
in three, two, one!
358
00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:33,874
Ta-da!
359
00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:38,008
- ALL: Hurray!
- Flash is the best.
360
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,911
Super speed fixes everything.
Just like new.
361
00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:42,412
You want me
to fix you up, too, Batman?
362
00:16:42,414 --> 00:16:44,916
Not everything
can be fixed with speed.
363
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,450
Flash, what Batman
is trying to say,
364
00:16:47,452 --> 00:16:49,186
is that we're you're friends.
365
00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:50,687
That's not what I said.
366
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:54,157
And we want you to be
the best hero you can be.
367
00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:56,226
Sometimes that means
slowing down.
368
00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,295
Being aware
of your surroundings.
369
00:16:58,297 --> 00:17:01,201
And always having a plan.
370
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,368
- Flash?
- Slow down.
371
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,404
Surroundings and plan, got it.
372
00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,171
- Hashtag proactive.
- WONDER WOMAN: Flash?
373
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,308
Updating my
Hero Hotline, Herogram.
374
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,376
I-Hero, Herotopia and MyHero
375
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,978
with my takedown
of the Joker.
376
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,414
Oh, thank you, Justice League.
377
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,984
We don't know
what we'd do without you.
378
00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:22,619
- Well...
- Well, Mayor, as long as I'm the fastest man alive,
379
00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:24,222
you'll never
have to worry about it.
380
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:27,992
But you aren't
the fastest man alive.
381
00:17:27,994 --> 00:17:29,326
You're a fraud,
382
00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:30,961
just like the rest
of the Justice League.
383
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:34,935
Something the world will see
soon enough.
384
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:38,135
(LAUGHING)
385
00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:40,436
- Who was that?
- No clue.
386
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:42,439
But I'm gonna find out.
387
00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:43,676
Flash, wait.
388
00:17:45,811 --> 00:17:47,547
(LAUGHTER)
389
00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:52,552
Huh? This guy
is seriously fast.
390
00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:57,053
Are you wearing iron boots?
391
00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:58,356
I knew you would be slow,
392
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:00,694
but I didn't know
you'd be this slow.
393
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,961
No way you're beating me.
394
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,732
(MAN LAUGHING)
395
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,005
(GRUNTING)
396
00:18:14,439 --> 00:18:16,709
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- Whoa! That's new.
397
00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:25,215
Wow!
398
00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:26,516
Where am I?
399
00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:29,153
Don't worry,
you'll see it again.
400
00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:30,457
Soon.
401
00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:34,760
(ALARM RINGING)
402
00:18:36,629 --> 00:18:38,195
(YAWNS)
403
00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:40,500
Deja vu. Bah.
404
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,800
(WHIMPERS)
405
00:18:42,802 --> 00:18:44,303
You'd think I'd learn by now.
406
00:18:46,038 --> 00:18:47,039
Nice.
407
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,607
Oh, yeah. It's go time!
408
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:53,880
- Hey, you hit my car!
- What? That ain't my fault, look at my car.
409
00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:56,647
Guys, we did this yesterday,
410
00:18:56,649 --> 00:18:58,948
you really gotta watch
where you're going.
411
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,517
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
412
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:03,389
- No school.
- No way. No school?
413
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:06,189
Two blowouts in a row?
414
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,425
Listen, here's the card for a
tire shop I know across town.
415
00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:11,294
They'll give you a great deal on
new tires if you mention my name.
416
00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:13,030
- See ya.
- Uh...
417
00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:14,432
Thanks, Flash?
418
00:19:14,434 --> 00:19:16,032
CHILDREN: (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY)
Thanks, Flash.
419
00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:17,070
(GRUNTS)
420
00:19:19,304 --> 00:19:20,870
Whoa!
421
00:19:20,872 --> 00:19:23,006
Ha! You know, I like this one
even better than the one
422
00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:24,044
we put up yesterday.
423
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:25,912
Thanks, Flash!
424
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,512
Triple deja vu.
425
00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:29,813
- (STOMACH GRUMBLING)
- Oh, hungry.
426
00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:31,514
You know what would make
my tummy feel better?
427
00:19:31,516 --> 00:19:33,516
Another round
of donuts at Fox's
428
00:19:33,518 --> 00:19:34,984
and this time I won't have
to worry about
429
00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:37,821
Captain Cold
interrupting my chowtime.
430
00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:39,223
- MAN: It's the Flash.
- WOMAN: Ooh!
431
00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:41,593
Best donut ever...
432
00:19:42,928 --> 00:19:44,227
Ugh. Seriously?
433
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:45,862
There's no way
this is happening again.
434
00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:48,764
Chalk it up
to global freezing!
435
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:51,167
- Well, now you're just repeating yourself.
- No, I'm not!
436
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:54,071
Yeah, you said the same
thing to me yesterday.
437
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:55,473
Yesterday?
438
00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:57,608
Yesterday I was
at home planning this heist.
439
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:02,349
It looks like you might be suffering
from some brain freeze. (CHUCKLES)
440
00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:04,381
I...
441
00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,616
I don't even have
a comeback for this,
442
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:07,551
this is just too weird.
443
00:20:07,553 --> 00:20:09,485
Okay, one more time,
like this.
444
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:10,955
Put that there,
you go over here.
445
00:20:10,957 --> 00:20:12,825
- And I step out of the way.
- (YELPS)
446
00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:16,961
He's all yours, Officers.
447
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:19,128
This time, try to keep him
in prison, would you?
448
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,764
Hey, Flash, you know what
goes good with those donuts?
449
00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:23,367
Lampert's Milkshakes
in Star City?
450
00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:25,371
Oh, you've been there?
451
00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:28,105
Yeah, pretty sure.
452
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:29,709
(SIRENS BLARING)
453
00:20:31,342 --> 00:20:32,376
(SLURPING)
454
00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:34,211
That's the same car.
455
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,546
Something seriously
strange is going on.
456
00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:39,149
I have gotta get
to Metropolis.
457
00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:43,123
Hold this for me.
458
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:45,792
Huh?
459
00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:47,960
(SCREAMS)
460
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:54,098
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
461
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,565
(GROANS) What a day.
462
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:59,169
Fun's over,
I foiled your plan.
463
00:20:59,171 --> 00:21:00,737
What?
464
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:05,274
Oh, you thought your Batarang
defeated my Fun Cannon?
465
00:21:05,276 --> 00:21:06,676
(LAUGHS)
466
00:21:06,678 --> 00:21:09,446
Wait, then what's
that button for?
467
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,747
This button?
468
00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,949
It turns on
the air conditioner.
469
00:21:12,951 --> 00:21:16,887
This button
fires my Fun Cannon.
470
00:21:16,889 --> 00:21:18,688
(LAUGHS)
471
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,959
- Huh?
- Looking for this?
472
00:21:21,392 --> 00:21:22,728
(GROANS)
473
00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:24,596
(JOKER SCREAMS)
474
00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:27,900
- (THUD)
- Ow, that looked painful.
475
00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:29,869
(GROANS)
476
00:21:30,969 --> 00:21:32,837
You're late.
477
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:35,642
I was hoping for a,
"Thanks, Flash."
478
00:21:37,377 --> 00:21:39,377
Vacation's over.
479
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:42,146
And I didn't even get a tan.
480
00:21:42,148 --> 00:21:44,214
(GRUMBLING)
481
00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:46,817
Oh, man, guys, I have had
the weirdest day.
482
00:21:46,819 --> 00:21:48,852
It's like everything I did
yesterday is repeating itself.
483
00:21:48,854 --> 00:21:50,888
Except right now, because
when I got here yesterday,
484
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:52,590
the Daily Planet
had been Joker-fied
485
00:21:52,592 --> 00:21:54,058
and Batman was
dressed like a clown.
486
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,392
Highly unlikely.
487
00:21:55,394 --> 00:21:56,894
Flash, your tardiness today
488
00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:59,329
endangered this city
and the League. You need to...
489
00:21:59,331 --> 00:22:01,598
Slow down, be aware of my
surroundings and have a plan.
490
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,135
Exact... Wait a minute.
Have I...
491
00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:06,469
Given the speech before?
Yes, yesterday.
492
00:22:06,471 --> 00:22:09,541
- Which feels like...
- Deja vu?
493
00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:13,144
You! You did this!
494
00:22:13,146 --> 00:22:16,379
I'm not sure what you did,
but I know it's your fault.
495
00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:18,915
(LAUGHS)
496
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,884
- Who was that?
- No clue.
497
00:22:20,886 --> 00:22:23,955
- But I'm gonna find out.
- Flash, wait!
498
00:22:23,957 --> 00:22:25,824
(MAN LAUGHS)
499
00:22:31,897 --> 00:22:33,563
Still not fast enough.
500
00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:35,499
You are not
getting away this time.
501
00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:37,099
You can't catch me.
502
00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:39,772
Maybe you'll have
better luck yesterday.
503
00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:44,209
(ALARM RINGING)
504
00:22:45,377 --> 00:22:46,443
(GASPS)
505
00:22:46,445 --> 00:22:47,511
Oh, man.
506
00:22:47,513 --> 00:22:49,115
My deja vu is having deja vu.
507
00:22:49,881 --> 00:22:51,217
(GASPS)
508
00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:59,692
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
509
00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:04,029
Thanks, Flash!
510
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,298
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
511
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:09,367
BOTH: Thanks, Flash.
512
00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:10,602
What a day.
513
00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:12,869
(ALARM BLARING)
514
00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:14,571
It's the trouble alert!
515
00:23:14,573 --> 00:23:16,840
Let's see
who needs our help today.
516
00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:19,176
This is Lois Lane
with Breaking News.
517
00:23:19,178 --> 00:23:21,911
Gotham City's clown prince
of crime, the Joker,
518
00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:23,880
was invading our beloved city,
519
00:23:23,882 --> 00:23:26,050
- but he suddenly vanished.
- ALL: Huh?
520
00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:29,320
Is your trouble alert always
this not troubling?
521
00:23:29,322 --> 00:23:30,620
FLASH: Guys!
522
00:23:30,622 --> 00:23:32,054
Look, I stopped the Joker,
but listen.
523
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:33,357
I've got an even
bigger problem.
524
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,694
Great Scott, you're right.
Your pants!
525
00:23:36,696 --> 00:23:38,128
- They're gone.
- Huh?
526
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,696
Looks like
you ran out of pants.
527
00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:43,567
(ALL LAUGHING)
528
00:23:43,569 --> 00:23:45,735
So is Flash
actually in the League,
529
00:23:45,737 --> 00:23:48,571
or just, like,
an honorary member?
530
00:23:48,573 --> 00:23:51,574
- (LAUGHING)
- Well, that explains the draft.
531
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:53,244
Listen, I was
in a hurry and...
532
00:23:53,246 --> 00:23:55,978
MAN: They'll never
believe you, Flash.
533
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:58,850
This will be
our little secret.
534
00:23:59,718 --> 00:24:01,819
- Who's that?
- Get back here!
535
00:24:01,821 --> 00:24:03,454
Flash, wait.
536
00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:05,024
(MAN LAUGHING)
537
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,062
(GRUNTS)
538
00:24:10,394 --> 00:24:11,761
Still not fast enough.
539
00:24:11,763 --> 00:24:13,332
Try harder next time.
540
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,765
(ALARM RINGING)
541
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:18,968
(GRUNTS) That's it!
This is the last time.
542
00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:21,740
- (MAN LAUGHING)
- (STRAINING)
543
00:24:23,609 --> 00:24:25,141
(ALARM RINGING)
544
00:24:25,143 --> 00:24:26,378
(GROANS)
545
00:24:30,315 --> 00:24:31,851
- (MAN LAUGHING)
- (GROANS)
546
00:24:33,886 --> 00:24:35,788
- (ALARM RINGING)
- (SCREAMS)
547
00:24:38,357 --> 00:24:40,159
- (MAN LAUGHING)
- (YELLS)
548
00:24:43,762 --> 00:24:46,966
- (ALARM RINGING)
- (SCREAMS)
549
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,068
(ALARM RINGING)
550
00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:53,739
Flash, wait.
551
00:24:54,474 --> 00:24:55,675
Flash, wait.
552
00:24:56,742 --> 00:24:58,241
Flash, wait.
553
00:24:58,243 --> 00:24:59,245
Batman.
554
00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:05,049
- Aren't you the best sidekick ever?
- (ACE PANTING)
555
00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,551
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
556
00:25:07,553 --> 00:25:09,686
Aw, I want a Bat belly rub.
557
00:25:09,688 --> 00:25:11,687
Batman, I just...
Don't worry.
558
00:25:11,689 --> 00:25:15,324
I took care of Captain Cold,
Captain Boomerang and the Joker.
559
00:25:15,326 --> 00:25:16,961
Thank you?
560
00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:18,794
And I only have a few minutes
before it starts all over again.
561
00:25:18,796 --> 00:25:20,597
Before what
starts all over again?
562
00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:24,201
Referencing events yet to happen?
An agitated emotional state?
563
00:25:24,203 --> 00:25:25,168
Time loop.
564
00:25:25,170 --> 00:25:27,705
- Yes, that's it.
- Impossible.
565
00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:29,473
This isn't
our first tangle with time.
566
00:25:29,475 --> 00:25:31,440
Happens a lot
in the superhero business.
567
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,711
I keep living the same day
over and over again.
568
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:35,344
I feel like
I've hit a dead end.
569
00:25:35,346 --> 00:25:36,914
Fun fact.
570
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,849
At the subatomic level, dead ends
aren't really dead ends at all.
571
00:25:39,851 --> 00:25:42,418
There is always space
between the molecules
572
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:45,057
that allow atoms
to move between them and...
573
00:25:46,425 --> 00:25:48,024
And you don't care.
574
00:25:48,026 --> 00:25:50,494
So, Batman, what should I do?
575
00:25:50,496 --> 00:25:54,598
Hmm, it's theoretically possible
to break out of a time loop.
576
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,333
But frankly, I don't think
you're fast enough.
577
00:25:57,335 --> 00:25:58,667
Not fast enough?
578
00:25:58,669 --> 00:26:01,171
(SCOFFS) I thought you would
have the answer, Batman.
579
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:02,174
I was wrong.
580
00:26:03,809 --> 00:26:06,909
Nice reverse
psychology, Batman.
581
00:26:06,911 --> 00:26:08,911
That's just what
he needed to hear.
582
00:26:08,913 --> 00:26:10,446
Now where's he going?
583
00:26:10,448 --> 00:26:12,851
Not where. When.
584
00:26:14,186 --> 00:26:15,385
(GROWLS)
585
00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:17,521
You still can't
seem to catch me.
586
00:26:17,523 --> 00:26:19,223
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
587
00:26:19,225 --> 00:26:20,760
(MAN LAUGHING)
588
00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:26,463
(GROWLS)
589
00:26:26,465 --> 00:26:28,400
- (CAR ALARMS BEEPING)
- (MAN LAUGHING)
590
00:26:31,736 --> 00:26:33,102
Why won't it fly, Dad?
591
00:26:33,104 --> 00:26:34,870
There needs to be a wind.
592
00:26:34,872 --> 00:26:36,473
- BOY: Whoa!
- Son!
593
00:26:36,475 --> 00:26:40,042
This is amazing!
594
00:26:40,044 --> 00:26:42,247
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
595
00:26:43,582 --> 00:26:46,084
Just a little faster, Flash.
596
00:26:46,985 --> 00:26:49,552
Not today or again or...
597
00:26:49,554 --> 00:26:50,957
Whatever!
598
00:26:52,225 --> 00:26:54,193
(SCREAMING)
599
00:26:57,897 --> 00:27:01,400
(ECHOES) Everything is
going perfectly to plan.
600
00:27:03,134 --> 00:27:04,667
(GROANS)
601
00:27:04,669 --> 00:27:05,971
(CRASH)
602
00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:09,072
(SHUDDERS) Whoa.
603
00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:11,375
Well, at least
I'm not in bed again.
604
00:27:11,377 --> 00:27:13,044
But where am I?
605
00:27:14,446 --> 00:27:16,178
We hate you, Flash.
606
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,482
You're horrible. You're awful.
607
00:27:18,484 --> 00:27:20,884
CHILDREN: Boo!
608
00:27:20,886 --> 00:27:23,453
What a phenomenal
disappointment.
609
00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:25,021
What was that about?
610
00:27:25,023 --> 00:27:27,490
Everyone loves the Flash.
611
00:27:27,492 --> 00:27:29,295
At least they used to.
612
00:27:29,829 --> 00:27:31,494
(GROWLS ANGRILY)
613
00:27:31,496 --> 00:27:33,865
Okay, this is crazy, I need
to get back to the League.
614
00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:36,666
That's weird.
615
00:27:36,668 --> 00:27:38,534
Let's try that again.
616
00:27:38,536 --> 00:27:40,736
(STRAINING) My powers.
617
00:27:40,738 --> 00:27:41,972
They're gone.
618
00:27:41,974 --> 00:27:44,010
I've gotta get to the Hall!
619
00:27:46,911 --> 00:27:48,177
(PANTING) Oh, man.
620
00:27:48,179 --> 00:27:51,883
I can see
why people hate to run.
621
00:27:53,886 --> 00:27:56,022
Maybe Cyborg can fix my...
622
00:27:56,955 --> 00:27:59,025
- Hmm.
- Hmph.
623
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,959
Uh, hey, guys,
why the mean faces?
624
00:28:03,961 --> 00:28:05,529
You starched my cape.
625
00:28:05,531 --> 00:28:08,965
You switched my shampoo
with fire extinguishing cream!
626
00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,001
You painted my invisible jet.
627
00:28:11,003 --> 00:28:12,101
Now it's just...
628
00:28:12,103 --> 00:28:14,003
Just visible!
629
00:28:14,005 --> 00:28:16,372
You replaced my arm
with an egg beater.
630
00:28:16,374 --> 00:28:18,108
Sure the eggs are amazing,
but still.
631
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,709
And you decided
it would be fun
632
00:28:19,711 --> 00:28:22,478
to mix up the pouches
on my utility belt.
633
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,612
What?
634
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,180
No, no, I didn't do
any of those things,
635
00:28:25,182 --> 00:28:26,782
you don't understand.
636
00:28:26,784 --> 00:28:29,119
There was this blurry guy
and we started running and...
637
00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:30,821
We don't wanna hear it, Flash.
638
00:28:30,823 --> 00:28:33,223
You've pulled at least 52
pranks on the Justice League
639
00:28:33,225 --> 00:28:35,591
in the five days since
I've joined.
640
00:28:35,593 --> 00:28:36,693
Five days?
641
00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:38,329
You just joined this morning.
642
00:28:38,331 --> 00:28:40,030
I'm outta here.
643
00:28:40,032 --> 00:28:41,398
Atom's right.
644
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,767
Flash, your pranks
require punishment.
645
00:28:44,769 --> 00:28:46,469
You're fired.
646
00:28:46,471 --> 00:28:48,273
Uh... Uh...
647
00:28:52,009 --> 00:28:53,378
(SNIFFLES)
648
00:29:07,525 --> 00:29:08,625
Oh.
649
00:29:08,627 --> 00:29:10,463
No power, no League.
650
00:29:11,095 --> 00:29:12,696
What do I do now?
651
00:29:12,698 --> 00:29:14,633
Fade into obscurity I hope.
652
00:29:15,766 --> 00:29:18,134
Hey, that's my costume.
653
00:29:18,136 --> 00:29:20,172
Is it? I hadn't noticed.
654
00:29:22,873 --> 00:29:23,939
You!
655
00:29:23,941 --> 00:29:25,809
The pranks, the time loop.
656
00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:27,042
It was all you.
657
00:29:27,044 --> 00:29:28,978
You messed
with the wrong hero,
658
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:32,448
yellow blur guy. (GRUNTS)
659
00:29:32,450 --> 00:29:35,851
Uh-uh-uh. Don't blame me for
the time loop, Barry.
660
00:29:35,853 --> 00:29:39,455
You were the fool that had to prove
you were the fastest man alive.
661
00:29:39,457 --> 00:29:42,859
But you didn't know about
the Speed Force, did you?
662
00:29:42,861 --> 00:29:46,163
A force that runs through
all of space and time.
663
00:29:46,165 --> 00:29:48,130
Every time you chased me
into the Speedway,
664
00:29:48,132 --> 00:29:52,135
I led you backwards in time to
relive the same day over and over.
665
00:29:52,137 --> 00:29:54,003
And while you were
stuck in your time loop,
666
00:29:54,005 --> 00:29:55,671
I turned everyone against you,
667
00:29:55,673 --> 00:29:58,576
and then tricked you into
severing your Speed Force power.
668
00:30:01,413 --> 00:30:03,847
But why? What did
I ever do to you?
669
00:30:03,849 --> 00:30:05,051
What did you...
670
00:30:06,184 --> 00:30:08,252
What didn't you do?
671
00:30:08,254 --> 00:30:10,986
The Flash, according
to future history books,
672
00:30:10,988 --> 00:30:12,754
the world's favorite hero.
673
00:30:12,756 --> 00:30:14,890
So funny, so perfect.
674
00:30:14,892 --> 00:30:16,994
So fast!
675
00:30:16,996 --> 00:30:18,895
But I'm faster.
676
00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:23,867
Yet, nobody will recognize my greatness
while I live in your shadow.
677
00:30:23,869 --> 00:30:25,569
That is why I,
678
00:30:25,571 --> 00:30:27,270
the Reverse-Flash,
679
00:30:27,272 --> 00:30:31,774
have traveled back in time
to ruin you.
680
00:30:31,776 --> 00:30:34,177
So, you're from the future
681
00:30:34,179 --> 00:30:36,346
and you call yourself
Reverse-Flash?
682
00:30:36,348 --> 00:30:37,848
Ugh. Really? I mean...
683
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,983
- Do you run backwards or something?
- No.
684
00:30:39,985 --> 00:30:42,119
- Are you super slow?
- No.
685
00:30:42,121 --> 00:30:43,820
I'm just the reverse of you.
686
00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:45,455
You're good and I'm bad.
687
00:30:45,457 --> 00:30:47,657
Then wouldn't you be called
Evil Flash
688
00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:48,824
or Bad Flash?
689
00:30:48,826 --> 00:30:51,561
I'm just Reverse-Flash, okay?
690
00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:52,564
Okay.
691
00:30:53,264 --> 00:30:56,131
That's enough of that.
692
00:30:56,133 --> 00:30:58,534
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
693
00:30:58,536 --> 00:31:01,838
Please, Barry.
You know how it is.
694
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,106
Me, fast,
695
00:31:03,108 --> 00:31:05,375
you, slow.
696
00:31:05,377 --> 00:31:07,176
Now that you've been beaten,
697
00:31:07,178 --> 00:31:08,779
it's time for
the world to know
698
00:31:08,781 --> 00:31:12,648
who is truly the greatest
speedster of all time.
699
00:31:12,650 --> 00:31:15,651
My friends in the Justice
League will stop you.
700
00:31:15,653 --> 00:31:17,119
Your friends?
701
00:31:17,121 --> 00:31:19,689
You mean the people that just
kicked you out of their club?
702
00:31:19,691 --> 00:31:22,492
Well, I'll tell you
what, Barry.
703
00:31:22,494 --> 00:31:26,228
Since you care
for them so much
704
00:31:26,230 --> 00:31:29,898
I'm going to
take care of them next.
705
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,603
(REVERSE-FLASH CACKLING)
706
00:31:34,739 --> 00:31:36,241
(GROANS)
707
00:31:40,678 --> 00:31:42,744
Looks like Flash
was telling the truth.
708
00:31:42,746 --> 00:31:45,247
This Reverse-Flash character
kept him in a time loop
709
00:31:45,249 --> 00:31:47,183
while he ruined
his reputation.
710
00:31:47,185 --> 00:31:49,121
That rotten rascal.
711
00:31:50,155 --> 00:31:51,789
(BEEPS)
712
00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:53,023
Whoa.
713
00:31:53,025 --> 00:31:54,824
- I broke 'em.
- Don't worry, Flash.
714
00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:57,526
Once I enlarge, we'll inform
the Justice League together
715
00:31:57,528 --> 00:31:59,929
and stop this
fast-paced villain. Hmm?
716
00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:02,499
- (POWERING DOWN)
- Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all.
717
00:32:02,501 --> 00:32:06,570
My white dwarf shrinking belt must've shorted
out when those shackles stunned Flash,
718
00:32:06,572 --> 00:32:09,238
along with my
communication systems.
719
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,940
Flash! Can you hear me?
720
00:32:10,942 --> 00:32:13,676
- Flash! Flash, over here, Flash.
- Great.
721
00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,811
What do I do now?
I'm powerless.
722
00:32:15,813 --> 00:32:18,715
My friends, if you can call them
that, kicked me out of the League.
723
00:32:18,717 --> 00:32:21,851
Oh, this can't be
happening to me.
724
00:32:21,853 --> 00:32:23,218
You think you have problems?
725
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:25,088
I'm too small
to be seen or heard.
726
00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:27,690
At least you can pick up
the phone and talk to some...
727
00:32:27,692 --> 00:32:28,827
Wait a second.
728
00:32:32,697 --> 00:32:35,064
I can't give Flash
his powers back.
729
00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:36,899
But I know someone who might.
730
00:32:36,901 --> 00:32:40,270
And the only thing that stands
between me and helping the Flash...
731
00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:42,237
Is fruit salad.
732
00:32:42,239 --> 00:32:43,476
How hard can this be?
733
00:32:44,876 --> 00:32:47,480
(GRUNTS) Whoa!
734
00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:49,212
(WHIMPERS)
735
00:32:49,214 --> 00:32:50,549
(GRUNTS)
736
00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:53,218
(SCREEN SQUEAKS)
737
00:32:53,953 --> 00:32:56,355
Yes! (GRUNTING)
738
00:33:04,795 --> 00:33:05,797
Ha!
739
00:33:06,665 --> 00:33:09,131
Huh? Oh.
740
00:33:09,133 --> 00:33:10,468
(YELLS)
741
00:33:12,871 --> 00:33:14,736
(RINGING)
742
00:33:14,738 --> 00:33:16,673
That's weird,
usually when I butt-dial,
743
00:33:16,675 --> 00:33:18,140
my butt is actually
near the phone.
744
00:33:18,142 --> 00:33:20,278
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- Uh-oh.
745
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:23,815
(ATOM SCREAMS)
746
00:33:24,515 --> 00:33:26,081
(BEEPS)
747
00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:30,253
DOCTOR FATE: Welcome to
Doctor Fate's magic helpline.
748
00:33:30,255 --> 00:33:33,924
Do you feel like the world's
turned against you?
749
00:33:33,926 --> 00:33:35,692
Yes, yes, I do.
750
00:33:35,694 --> 00:33:39,295
Do you feel like you've lost
that pep in your step?
751
00:33:39,297 --> 00:33:41,898
Oh, wow. Yeah,
I've lost all my pep.
752
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,068
Do you feel like someone is trying
to take your place in life?
753
00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:49,105
Maybe kick you out of a club?
Or League?
754
00:33:49,107 --> 00:33:52,675
I don't know who this guy is,
but he is good.
755
00:33:52,677 --> 00:33:54,811
Well, if any of that
applies to you,
756
00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:58,414
do yourself a solid
and press one, now.
757
00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:01,684
Well, Barry,
let's hope this helps.
758
00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:02,688
(GASPS)
759
00:34:03,721 --> 00:34:04,955
Huh?
760
00:34:04,957 --> 00:34:07,090
Wait, wait, wait!
761
00:34:07,092 --> 00:34:09,326
I'm going with you.
762
00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:12,963
(SIGHS) It looks like I'm going
to have to do this the hard way.
763
00:34:12,965 --> 00:34:14,863
I'll just have to
get to Metropolis
764
00:34:14,865 --> 00:34:16,666
and tell the Justice League
everything that's happened.
765
00:34:16,668 --> 00:34:18,468
It shouldn't be that hard.
766
00:34:18,470 --> 00:34:21,774
I'll just slip under Flash's
front door, hop on a bus and...
767
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,642
Oh, no.
768
00:34:29,948 --> 00:34:31,481
Now that the Flash is gone,
769
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:33,950
we'll need someone else
to take the minutes.
770
00:34:33,952 --> 00:34:36,555
Oh! Me! Me! Me!
771
00:34:38,023 --> 00:34:39,490
- Cyborg?
- Yes.
772
00:34:40,825 --> 00:34:42,827
(ALARM BLARING)
773
00:34:44,563 --> 00:34:47,296
WONDER WOMAN: It looks like trouble
is springing up all over the map.
774
00:34:47,298 --> 00:34:50,300
All right, team, split up and
let's take care of business.
775
00:34:50,302 --> 00:34:51,934
Cyborg, read that back to me.
776
00:34:51,936 --> 00:34:54,803
"All right, team, split up and
let's take care of business.
777
00:34:54,805 --> 00:34:56,571
"Cyborg, read that
back to me."
778
00:34:56,573 --> 00:34:58,707
Good job, let's move.
779
00:34:58,709 --> 00:35:00,242
"Good job.
780
00:35:00,244 --> 00:35:02,714
"Let's M-O-V-E."
(SMACKS LIPS)
781
00:35:04,349 --> 00:35:06,649
(ALL SCREAMING)
782
00:35:06,651 --> 00:35:10,053
Too long have humans gorged
themselves at the salad bar.
783
00:35:10,055 --> 00:35:14,256
Now it's time for the plants
to gorge at the human bar.
784
00:35:14,258 --> 00:35:16,292
- (GROWLING)
- (SCREAMING)
785
00:35:16,294 --> 00:35:18,028
Stop.
786
00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:21,463
I'm the Mayor,
I command you to stop.
787
00:35:21,465 --> 00:35:22,668
(SCREAMS)
788
00:35:25,537 --> 00:35:28,637
Sorry, Poison Ivy. (BLOWS)
789
00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:29,905
I heard someone screaming.
790
00:35:29,907 --> 00:35:31,740
And you know,
"I scream, you scream,
791
00:35:31,742 --> 00:35:33,544
"we all scream for ice cream."
792
00:35:34,278 --> 00:35:35,481
Get him.
793
00:35:39,084 --> 00:35:40,919
(GROANS)
794
00:35:41,619 --> 00:35:44,153
Oh, man.
795
00:35:44,155 --> 00:35:46,891
- REVERSE-FLASH: Plants should be seen, not heard.
- Huh?
796
00:35:49,695 --> 00:35:52,428
MAYOR: "Wimbley for Mayor"?
797
00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:54,696
A mayoral float! Oh!
798
00:35:54,698 --> 00:35:57,733
- Thank you, Mr...
- Reverse-Flash is my name
799
00:35:57,735 --> 00:36:00,535
and helping people out
is my game.
800
00:36:00,537 --> 00:36:02,472
Now, I must be away.
801
00:36:02,474 --> 00:36:06,276
There are other citizens
that need my help.
802
00:36:06,278 --> 00:36:08,380
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
803
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:11,180
Signal watch. Signal watch.
804
00:36:11,182 --> 00:36:12,948
Come on, Superman.
805
00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:17,519
This will teach Olsen not to
take a photo of my bad side.
806
00:36:17,521 --> 00:36:18,954
I'm sorry, Mr. Croc.
807
00:36:18,956 --> 00:36:22,057
It's just, with you
every side is a bad side.
808
00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:23,325
SUPERMAN: Killer Croc!
809
00:36:23,327 --> 00:36:26,129
Unhand Superman's pal,
Jimmy Olsen.
810
00:36:26,131 --> 00:36:27,399
Never!
811
00:36:30,468 --> 00:36:32,804
- (GRUNTS)
- I've got this, Plas.
812
00:36:34,606 --> 00:36:36,874
I can cut logs, too, Supes,
check it out.
813
00:36:37,474 --> 00:36:39,043
(WHIRRING)
814
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:44,082
(SUPERMAN SCREAMING)
815
00:36:45,082 --> 00:36:46,749
(KILLER CROC LAUGHING)
816
00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:47,820
Plas!
817
00:36:51,189 --> 00:36:53,559
- (SCREAMING)
- Uh-oh. (GROANS)
818
00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:57,660
(GROANING)
How did you do that?
819
00:36:57,662 --> 00:37:01,363
Child's play
for Reverse-Flash.
820
00:37:01,365 --> 00:37:04,702
Say, I don't suppose you have
a signal watch, do you?
821
00:37:06,371 --> 00:37:07,671
Deathstroke!
822
00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,875
He's stealing
our shipment of gold!
823
00:37:12,077 --> 00:37:14,309
CYBORG: Gold is a great
investment in your future.
824
00:37:14,311 --> 00:37:18,280
But the only future
you've got is behind bars.
825
00:37:18,282 --> 00:37:20,118
- (BEEPS)
- (WHIRRING)
826
00:37:34,865 --> 00:37:37,200
All in a day's work for...
827
00:37:37,202 --> 00:37:39,505
Reverse-Flash.
828
00:37:40,171 --> 00:37:41,303
(CHEERING)
829
00:37:41,305 --> 00:37:43,138
Reverse-Flash is the best!
830
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:44,874
Reverse-Flash, you did it.
831
00:37:44,876 --> 00:37:46,142
Trouble at sea?
832
00:37:46,144 --> 00:37:48,343
Aquaman is in.
833
00:37:48,345 --> 00:37:50,412
Reverse-Flash took care of it.
834
00:37:50,414 --> 00:37:52,182
Aquaman is out.
835
00:37:52,184 --> 00:37:53,485
(WATER SPLASHES)
836
00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:55,617
I'm embarrassed.
837
00:37:55,619 --> 00:37:57,188
But I'm also
a little impressed.
838
00:38:01,325 --> 00:38:03,091
(WONDER WOMAN GROANS)
839
00:38:03,093 --> 00:38:05,729
All right, Penguin,
drop your weapon.
840
00:38:05,731 --> 00:38:08,097
Yeah. I'll drop my weapon,
all right.
841
00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:10,435
On you! (LAUGHS)
842
00:38:12,905 --> 00:38:14,039
(ALL SCREAM)
843
00:38:15,173 --> 00:38:18,110
BATMAN: Not before
I get the drop on you.
844
00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:22,445
(GROANS)
845
00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:23,782
Uh-oh. (GRUNTS)
846
00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:29,718
Batman just
launched the missile.
847
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,187
We're doomed!
848
00:38:31,189 --> 00:38:34,693
Don't worry. Reverse-Flash
will take care of it.
849
00:38:38,095 --> 00:38:39,097
What?
850
00:38:52,276 --> 00:38:53,542
CHILDREN: Hurray!
851
00:38:53,544 --> 00:38:55,211
He built
a perfectly safe playground
852
00:38:55,213 --> 00:38:59,149
- out of explosive missile parts.
- Amazing.
853
00:38:59,151 --> 00:39:01,483
Courtesy of the...
854
00:39:01,485 --> 00:39:03,688
Reverse-Flash.
855
00:39:04,521 --> 00:39:06,289
(ALL CHEERING)
856
00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:09,559
Yeah. Let's hear it
for Reverse-Flash.
857
00:39:09,561 --> 00:39:12,128
Reverse-Flash, huh?
858
00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:13,164
Hmm.
859
00:39:15,999 --> 00:39:17,700
(GRUNTS)
860
00:39:17,702 --> 00:39:18,934
That was weird.
861
00:39:18,936 --> 00:39:20,705
But not like
floating castle weird.
862
00:39:23,608 --> 00:39:26,541
Wow. Magical stairs.
863
00:39:26,543 --> 00:39:28,112
I wish there was
a magic escalator.
864
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,347
(DOORBELL RINGS)
865
00:39:31,349 --> 00:39:34,586
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
866
00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:37,720
- Huh?
- (GROWLS)
867
00:39:37,722 --> 00:39:40,124
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
868
00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:44,660
Yeah, um...
869
00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:47,396
(GRUNTS)
I'm talking backwards.
870
00:39:47,398 --> 00:39:49,131
Just come in, okay?
871
00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:50,635
Okay, sure.
872
00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:07,885
(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
873
00:40:10,555 --> 00:40:13,222
Wow. You guys
really like stairs.
874
00:40:13,224 --> 00:40:15,425
DOCTOR FATE:
Flash, come forward.
875
00:40:15,427 --> 00:40:20,296
The Doctor is in
and your fate awaits.
876
00:40:20,298 --> 00:40:21,731
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
877
00:40:21,733 --> 00:40:23,133
DOCTOR FATE: Zatanna.
878
00:40:23,135 --> 00:40:24,667
(GRUMBLING)
879
00:40:24,669 --> 00:40:28,838
I can't believe backwards talking
101 is a magic requirement.
880
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,776
- DOCTOR FATE: Zatanna!
- Sorry! Uh, I mean, "Yrros."
881
00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:36,582
Yeah, that's
not strange at all.
882
00:40:49,626 --> 00:40:52,827
Huh? Whoa!
883
00:40:52,829 --> 00:40:56,233
This is the second weirdest
room I've ever been in.
884
00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:58,035
(CHUCKLES)
885
00:40:59,671 --> 00:41:02,674
- DOCTOR FATE: Don't be afraid. Come closer.
- Huh?
886
00:41:03,474 --> 00:41:06,075
Welcome to my sanctum.
887
00:41:06,077 --> 00:41:08,445
- I'm the...
- Flash, I know.
888
00:41:08,447 --> 00:41:10,412
I'm Doctor Fate.
889
00:41:10,414 --> 00:41:12,448
It's nice to finally meet you.
890
00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:18,320
Please tell me your blues, and
we'll, uh, sort it out. (SLURPS)
891
00:41:18,322 --> 00:41:19,722
My blues?
892
00:41:19,724 --> 00:41:23,093
Well, a couple of days ago,
I was stuck in a time loop.
893
00:41:23,095 --> 00:41:24,160
(GUITAR PLAYING)
894
00:41:24,162 --> 00:41:27,564
Okay, uh,
does she always do that?
895
00:41:27,566 --> 00:41:30,131
It's magic, man! Keep going.
896
00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:31,800
Um, okay.
897
00:41:31,802 --> 00:41:33,803
♪ I kept repeating the day
898
00:41:33,805 --> 00:41:37,643
♪ And chasing a villain
on some cosmic freeway
899
00:41:38,677 --> 00:41:41,309
(SPEAKS BACKWARDS)
900
00:41:41,311 --> 00:41:44,513
♪ But he was
always faster than me
901
00:41:44,515 --> 00:41:47,249
♪ And then my powers went away
902
00:41:47,251 --> 00:41:49,919
Ah, sing it, man.
903
00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:54,323
♪ I came back home
and everyone was mad
904
00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:58,693
♪ Told me to leave
and handed me my bag
905
00:41:58,695 --> 00:42:00,863
Actually, it was a box.
906
00:42:00,865 --> 00:42:04,633
- But...
- Don't stop now.
907
00:42:04,635 --> 00:42:09,171
♪ So as I sat on my couch
wonderin' what to do
908
00:42:09,173 --> 00:42:12,941
♪ My phone started ringing
and it was you
909
00:42:12,943 --> 00:42:16,479
♪ You heard the call
No need to panic
910
00:42:16,481 --> 00:42:19,782
♪ 'Cause it's time
for a little magic
911
00:42:19,784 --> 00:42:22,383
♪ It's magic, baby
912
00:42:22,385 --> 00:42:24,086
♪ That's all that it is
913
00:42:24,088 --> 00:42:26,722
♪ Magic, baby
It's just a little magic
914
00:42:26,724 --> 00:42:32,130
♪ To understand it, baby,
you don't have to be a whiz
915
00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:34,262
Listen.
916
00:42:34,264 --> 00:42:38,133
♪ When life's got you down
with nowhere to go
917
00:42:38,135 --> 00:42:41,637
♪ Just roll up your
sleeves and presto
918
00:42:41,639 --> 00:42:45,508
♪ When you reach in your hat
and pull out a problem
919
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:48,611
♪ You need some answers
and magic's got 'em
920
00:42:48,613 --> 00:42:51,613
♪ 'Cause it's magic, baby
921
00:42:51,615 --> 00:42:53,182
♪ Time to get it done
922
00:42:53,184 --> 00:42:56,117
♪ Magic, baby
It's just a little magic
923
00:42:56,119 --> 00:42:58,488
♪ It's magic, baby
924
00:42:58,490 --> 00:43:01,293
♪ So now let's have some fun ♪
925
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,428
Wow! That was...
926
00:43:04,329 --> 00:43:07,530
Magic. (LAUGHS)
927
00:43:07,532 --> 00:43:10,666
Anyway, can your magic tell me
why I've lost my powers?
928
00:43:10,668 --> 00:43:12,938
(CLEARS THROAT) Hmm.
929
00:43:15,807 --> 00:43:20,111
It looks like your connection
to the Speed Force is broken.
930
00:43:20,744 --> 00:43:22,077
Speed Force?
931
00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:23,680
Reverse-Flash
said something about that.
932
00:43:23,682 --> 00:43:25,548
But I have no idea
what he meant.
933
00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:26,916
What's the Speed Force?
934
00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:28,249
A mysterious energy
935
00:43:28,251 --> 00:43:31,854
that grants the ability
to move at super speed.
936
00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:34,756
Oh. The day I got my powers?
937
00:43:34,758 --> 00:43:36,791
That was a total fluke.
938
00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:38,894
You see, there was this lightning and
then these chemicals spilled on me...
939
00:43:38,896 --> 00:43:40,662
That's what you thought.
940
00:43:40,664 --> 00:43:44,399
The reality is that you were
chosen to be the Flash.
941
00:43:44,401 --> 00:43:47,470
These powers
are a gift given to you
942
00:43:47,472 --> 00:43:49,972
from the Speed Force.
943
00:43:49,974 --> 00:43:52,675
But your connection to it
was broken.
944
00:43:52,677 --> 00:43:54,642
So, what now? Can you fix it?
945
00:43:54,644 --> 00:43:56,144
No.
946
00:43:56,146 --> 00:43:59,414
But I can take you to where
the Speed Force lives.
947
00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:01,716
- Where it lives?
- Yes.
948
00:44:01,718 --> 00:44:03,419
We're going to
949
00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:05,588
the Speed Force Zone.
950
00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:08,524
The Speed Force Zone. That
sounds awesome. (GIGGLES)
951
00:44:08,526 --> 00:44:09,892
Step back.
952
00:44:09,894 --> 00:44:12,461
It's magic time.
953
00:44:12,463 --> 00:44:16,566
With the force of fate
and wits unified,
954
00:44:16,568 --> 00:44:20,238
take us away on a groovy ride.
955
00:44:25,043 --> 00:44:26,544
(ENGINE REVVING)
956
00:44:27,811 --> 00:44:30,946
- Whoo-hoo! Field trip!
- Zatanna?
957
00:44:30,948 --> 00:44:33,818
(GROANS) Yrros.
958
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:41,090
That's... That's the place I saw when I
was running after the Reverse-Flash.
959
00:44:41,092 --> 00:44:43,492
It's called the Speedway.
960
00:44:43,494 --> 00:44:46,964
Our gateway to
the Speed Force Zone.
961
00:44:50,934 --> 00:44:52,570
(COOING)
962
00:44:53,903 --> 00:44:55,370
ATOM: Journal entry 13.
963
00:44:55,372 --> 00:44:58,774
Things have not gone
as planned.
964
00:44:58,776 --> 00:45:01,042
Unable to grow
to my normal size, (YELLS)
965
00:45:01,044 --> 00:45:05,316
the world around me has become more
dangerous than you can possibly imagine.
966
00:45:06,249 --> 00:45:08,850
Every car, a cataclysm.
967
00:45:08,852 --> 00:45:10,954
Every mouse, a monster.
968
00:45:10,956 --> 00:45:12,988
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
969
00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:15,758
Every meter, a marathon.
970
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,329
(WHIMPERS)
971
00:45:17,961 --> 00:45:21,062
(SQUEAKING)
972
00:45:21,064 --> 00:45:24,733
Experiments always start with a question.
Here's mine.
973
00:45:24,735 --> 00:45:26,702
How am I going to survive?
974
00:45:26,704 --> 00:45:29,604
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
975
00:45:29,606 --> 00:45:31,874
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
976
00:45:31,876 --> 00:45:33,910
LOIS:
That was the scene today,
977
00:45:33,912 --> 00:45:37,812
as the Reverse-Flash continues his
unprecedented streak of heroism.
978
00:45:37,814 --> 00:45:41,117
It would seem that the Reverse-Flash
is the only superhero
979
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:43,753
the world will ever need.
980
00:45:43,755 --> 00:45:45,021
(ALL GROANING)
981
00:45:45,023 --> 00:45:47,023
Just look at that
trouble alert map.
982
00:45:47,025 --> 00:45:49,559
Reverse-Flash is so fast, he's
stopping crime before we can even...
983
00:45:49,561 --> 00:45:50,658
(ALARM BLARING)
984
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:51,894
Finally an emergency.
985
00:45:51,896 --> 00:45:54,162
Aw, yeah!
986
00:45:54,164 --> 00:45:56,532
- (ALL GROANING)
- He got there first.
987
00:45:56,534 --> 00:45:59,468
That's 22 emergencies
he's fixed today.
988
00:45:59,470 --> 00:46:03,375
And he's just passed me
in friends on Herobook.
989
00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:10,646
Well, it's a good thing things
like this aren't important at all
990
00:46:10,648 --> 00:46:13,715
to the Man of Steel.
991
00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:15,450
LOIS: It seems that
the Reverse-Flash
992
00:46:15,452 --> 00:46:18,720
has agreed to sit down
for a chat with the Mayor.
993
00:46:18,722 --> 00:46:20,289
Stay tuned for live coverage
994
00:46:20,291 --> 00:46:23,325
of our beloved
heroic speedster.
995
00:46:23,327 --> 00:46:26,896
I think it's about time
we had a word with this
996
00:46:26,898 --> 00:46:29,898
beloved speedster.
997
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:34,503
Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna get my powers back!
I'm gonna get my powers back!
998
00:46:34,505 --> 00:46:36,372
- (STOMACH GRUMBLES)
- Oh.
999
00:46:36,374 --> 00:46:39,774
But, uh, first,
I might need a snack.
1000
00:46:39,776 --> 00:46:42,044
(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
1001
00:46:42,046 --> 00:46:43,479
DOCTOR FATE: Thank you.
1002
00:46:43,481 --> 00:46:45,814
(GASPS)
Shouldn't you be driving?
1003
00:46:45,816 --> 00:46:47,483
Don't worry.
1004
00:46:47,485 --> 00:46:50,084
The Doc just gave me my magician's
permit for hands-free driving.
1005
00:46:50,086 --> 00:46:52,187
- Zatanna.
- Yrros.
1006
00:46:52,189 --> 00:46:55,124
Now listen, when you arrive
at the Speed Force Zone,
1007
00:46:55,126 --> 00:46:57,059
you'll go through
a series of tests
1008
00:46:57,061 --> 00:47:00,195
to make sure you're worthy.
(SLURPS)
1009
00:47:00,197 --> 00:47:01,430
Worthy of what?
1010
00:47:01,432 --> 00:47:04,233
That's what
you need to find out.
1011
00:47:04,235 --> 00:47:06,202
That's the mystery.
1012
00:47:06,204 --> 00:47:09,037
That's the magic.
1013
00:47:09,039 --> 00:47:12,140
Yeah. Yeah. But you'll be
there to help me, right?
1014
00:47:12,142 --> 00:47:13,441
I'm sorry.
1015
00:47:13,443 --> 00:47:15,244
The Speed Force Zone
is only accessible
1016
00:47:15,246 --> 00:47:17,245
to those with speed powers.
1017
00:47:17,247 --> 00:47:21,950
Or in your case,
former speed powers.
1018
00:47:21,952 --> 00:47:23,885
Well, this is it.
1019
00:47:23,887 --> 00:47:25,954
- Any parting words?
- Yeah.
1020
00:47:25,956 --> 00:47:28,624
Tuck and roll, baby.
1021
00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:30,191
Tuck and roll?
1022
00:47:30,193 --> 00:47:32,063
- What is that...
- Yrros.
1023
00:47:32,664 --> 00:47:34,265
(SCREAMING)
1024
00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:38,569
(GROANING)
1025
00:47:40,470 --> 00:47:41,738
Oh.
1026
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,004
Whoa.
1027
00:47:43,006 --> 00:47:45,006
Wow. Would you look at that?
1028
00:47:45,008 --> 00:47:49,111
It's some sort of Speed
Force Zone temple thingy.
1029
00:47:49,113 --> 00:47:52,615
And it almost feels like the temple
is giving off some sort of energy.
1030
00:47:52,617 --> 00:47:54,716
(GASPS) The Speed Force!
1031
00:47:54,718 --> 00:47:56,218
If that's where
the Speed Force is,
1032
00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:59,490
that's where I need to be,
and fast.
1033
00:48:04,861 --> 00:48:08,463
All right. These must be the tests
Doctor Fate was talking about.
1034
00:48:08,465 --> 00:48:12,300
Bricks moving superfast,
vibrating through solid matter.
1035
00:48:12,302 --> 00:48:15,137
And I just have to make it
to the other side.
1036
00:48:15,139 --> 00:48:17,742
Well, this shouldn't be
too hard.
1037
00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,144
(GROANS)
1038
00:48:23,146 --> 00:48:25,048
Those speed bricks
really pack a wallop,
1039
00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:27,619
but if at first
you don't succeed...
1040
00:48:28,952 --> 00:48:31,622
(GROANING)
1041
00:48:32,055 --> 00:48:33,622
(GRUNTS)
1042
00:48:33,624 --> 00:48:35,758
(GROANING)
1043
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,426
(YELLS)
1044
00:48:37,428 --> 00:48:41,363
(GROANING) Okay.
This is not working.
1045
00:48:41,365 --> 00:48:43,532
- There has to be a trick.
- (TWITTERING)
1046
00:48:43,534 --> 00:48:47,970
We want you to be the best
hero you can be. (ECHOING)
1047
00:48:47,972 --> 00:48:52,744
Sometimes that means
(DISTORTED) slowing down.
1048
00:48:54,778 --> 00:48:57,912
Mmm. Slow down.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
1049
00:48:57,914 --> 00:48:59,548
Yeah, thanks, Supe.
1050
00:48:59,550 --> 00:49:03,188
Well, going fast didn't work,
and Fate said I'd be tested.
1051
00:49:03,854 --> 00:49:05,223
(GULPS)
1052
00:49:05,923 --> 00:49:08,159
(WHIMPERING)
1053
00:49:11,361 --> 00:49:14,629
How is this working?
1054
00:49:14,631 --> 00:49:19,104
I really, really, really
hate going slow.
1055
00:49:21,204 --> 00:49:22,537
Holy moly.
1056
00:49:22,539 --> 00:49:24,939
It actually worked!
I did it!
1057
00:49:24,941 --> 00:49:26,242
Piece of cake.
1058
00:49:26,244 --> 00:49:28,345
(SCREAMING)
1059
00:49:30,314 --> 00:49:31,646
ATOM: Journal entry 14.
1060
00:49:31,648 --> 00:49:34,551
The situation
has grown sticky.
1061
00:49:37,053 --> 00:49:38,787
But I must keep my wits
about me.
1062
00:49:38,789 --> 00:49:41,990
I must use everything
at my disposal to survive.
1063
00:49:41,992 --> 00:49:44,729
I must use science!
1064
00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:48,763
A little known hypothesis
about arachnids
1065
00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:52,133
is that they can be hypnotized
by flashing lights.
1066
00:49:52,135 --> 00:49:54,135
Time to test that theory.
1067
00:49:54,137 --> 00:49:56,004
Can science prevail?
1068
00:49:56,006 --> 00:49:57,840
Will the spider be hypnotized?
1069
00:49:57,842 --> 00:50:02,180
Will I learn about spider
digestion from the inside?
1070
00:50:04,747 --> 00:50:05,948
Eureka!
1071
00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:07,352
(CHITTERS)
1072
00:50:08,753 --> 00:50:10,151
(PIGEON COOING)
1073
00:50:10,153 --> 00:50:11,852
Aha!
1074
00:50:11,854 --> 00:50:13,988
ATOM: Studies have shown tha
some birds can be tamed
1075
00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:17,760
by applying gentle pressure to
a special nerve on the back.
1076
00:50:17,762 --> 00:50:21,832
This Columba livia domestica
proves those studies correct.
1077
00:50:24,135 --> 00:50:26,568
And now
to the Hall of Justice.
1078
00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:28,704
Hopefully, I'm in time
to alert the League
1079
00:50:28,706 --> 00:50:31,508
before Reverse-Flash
can do any more damage.
1080
00:50:36,046 --> 00:50:37,248
(GROANS)
1081
00:50:39,015 --> 00:50:40,251
(GASPS IN AWE)
1082
00:50:42,885 --> 00:50:44,151
Oh, I get it.
1083
00:50:44,153 --> 00:50:45,787
I have this game on my phone.
1084
00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:48,057
All I have to do
is ride these to the top.
1085
00:50:48,059 --> 00:50:49,323
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANS)
1086
00:50:49,325 --> 00:50:50,859
Ow! Whoa. That hurt.
1087
00:50:50,861 --> 00:50:53,428
Maybe this is some sort of
endurance test.
1088
00:50:53,430 --> 00:50:55,963
I just have to show
I can take it.
1089
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:57,534
(GROANING)
1090
00:50:58,501 --> 00:51:00,837
I can't take it! (GRUNTS)
1091
00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:04,308
(GROANING)
1092
00:51:15,952 --> 00:51:17,553
(PANTING)
1093
00:51:17,555 --> 00:51:18,887
(GRUNTS)
1094
00:51:18,889 --> 00:51:23,392
(ECHOING) Be aware
of your surroundings.
1095
00:51:23,394 --> 00:51:25,830
My surroundings? (GASPS)
1096
00:51:30,468 --> 00:51:32,501
(GRUNTS) Huh?
1097
00:51:32,503 --> 00:51:34,606
I never noticed
those platforms before.
1098
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,809
Wow, the path to the door
was there the whole time.
1099
00:51:41,811 --> 00:51:43,447
(GRUNTING)
1100
00:51:45,615 --> 00:51:47,515
Ha! Easy-peasy, lemon...
1101
00:51:47,517 --> 00:51:49,954
(SHRIEKS)
Still hurts. Still hurts.
1102
00:51:51,454 --> 00:51:53,023
(SHOUTING)
1103
00:51:56,392 --> 00:52:00,128
Thank you for joining us,
Reverse-Flash.
1104
00:52:00,130 --> 00:52:01,629
It's my pleasure, Mayor.
1105
00:52:01,631 --> 00:52:03,865
I serve with the pleasure
of the community.
1106
00:52:03,867 --> 00:52:07,836
You won't see me in some
private island clubhouse, no.
1107
00:52:07,838 --> 00:52:12,006
I love being
the servant of the people.
1108
00:52:12,008 --> 00:52:13,742
You're incredible.
1109
00:52:13,744 --> 00:52:17,345
Not only did you stop Poison Ivy
and her maniacal plants, you...
1110
00:52:17,347 --> 00:52:19,448
(SOFTLY) Why are
we sneaking around?
1111
00:52:19,450 --> 00:52:21,783
You know this is how
Batman does things.
1112
00:52:21,785 --> 00:52:23,584
We're spying on Reverse-Flash,
1113
00:52:23,586 --> 00:52:25,687
because Batman thinks
he'll eventually trip up
1114
00:52:25,689 --> 00:52:28,323
and reveal
his true evil intentions.
1115
00:52:28,325 --> 00:52:29,624
BATMAN: Correct, Cyborg.
1116
00:52:29,626 --> 00:52:31,160
This is a covert op.
1117
00:52:31,162 --> 00:52:34,729
We'll spy from the shadows,
move in the shadows,
1118
00:52:34,731 --> 00:52:35,930
be the...
1119
00:52:35,932 --> 00:52:37,966
Firestorm,
turn down your head.
1120
00:52:37,968 --> 00:52:39,568
Oh. Sorry.
1121
00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:42,570
REVERSE-FLASH: Modesty forbids me
from taking such praise, Miss Mayor.
1122
00:52:42,572 --> 00:52:45,407
- (MAYOR LAUGHS)
- And speaking of Gotham City,
1123
00:52:45,409 --> 00:52:49,977
- do you know what you call Batman and Robin under a rock?
- MAYOR: Why, no.
1124
00:52:49,979 --> 00:52:51,780
REVERSE-FLASH:
Flatman and Ribbon.
1125
00:52:51,782 --> 00:52:53,914
(REVERSE-FLASH
AND MAYOR LAUGHING)
1126
00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:57,251
Oh! Here's another. When does
Cyborg change his pants?
1127
00:52:57,253 --> 00:52:59,888
Never. He's not wearing any.
1128
00:52:59,890 --> 00:53:01,256
(CYBORG GROANS)
1129
00:53:01,258 --> 00:53:02,725
Shh.
1130
00:53:02,727 --> 00:53:05,093
MAYOR: As I'm sure
everyone at home would agree,
1131
00:53:05,095 --> 00:53:10,097
you have made Metropolis
and the world a safer place.
1132
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:13,102
You're a hero
that never asks for accolades
1133
00:53:13,104 --> 00:53:16,470
or wears something
as gaudy as a cape.
1134
00:53:16,472 --> 00:53:18,039
- Gaudy?
- Gaudy?
1135
00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:19,474
And for that,
1136
00:53:19,476 --> 00:53:21,809
we'd like to honor you
1137
00:53:21,811 --> 00:53:23,778
with the key to the city.
1138
00:53:23,780 --> 00:53:26,715
Thank you,
fine citizens of Metropolis.
1139
00:53:26,717 --> 00:53:30,218
I accept your paltry...
I mean, precious gift.
1140
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,854
(CAT YOWLS)
1141
00:53:31,856 --> 00:53:34,088
Soon the world will realize
what you have already learned.
1142
00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:36,791
That I, Reverse-Flash,
1143
00:53:36,793 --> 00:53:40,664
am the only hero
you will ever need.
1144
00:53:42,099 --> 00:53:43,532
No, Plastic Man.
1145
00:53:43,534 --> 00:53:44,633
You're putting too much weight
on the support beam.
1146
00:53:44,635 --> 00:53:46,571
- You need to...
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1147
00:53:47,338 --> 00:53:48,903
(ALL GROANING)
1148
00:53:48,905 --> 00:53:52,841
This is why
the Batman works alone.
1149
00:53:52,843 --> 00:53:54,142
Oh, look!
1150
00:53:54,144 --> 00:53:56,044
It's the Justice League.
1151
00:53:56,046 --> 00:53:59,347
Or should I say
the Jobless League.
1152
00:53:59,349 --> 00:54:00,448
(LAUGHS)
1153
00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:02,586
(ALL LAUGHING)
1154
00:54:03,119 --> 00:54:05,553
Sadly, I agree.
1155
00:54:05,555 --> 00:54:08,756
- ALL: Huh?
- This can only mean one thing.
1156
00:54:08,758 --> 00:54:12,593
The Justice League
is now retired.
1157
00:54:12,595 --> 00:54:14,095
(GASPING)
1158
00:54:14,097 --> 00:54:16,401
(CACKLING)
1159
00:54:19,736 --> 00:54:22,137
(YELLS)
1160
00:54:22,139 --> 00:54:23,405
Whoo-hoo!
1161
00:54:23,407 --> 00:54:25,410
Whoa! Huh?
1162
00:54:26,443 --> 00:54:29,510
(LAUGHS) Whoa!
1163
00:54:29,512 --> 00:54:31,546
A maze?
Well, I love mazes!
1164
00:54:31,548 --> 00:54:34,517
They're amazing. (LAUGHS)
1165
00:54:34,519 --> 00:54:37,921
I'm almost there. I can
feel my powers coming back.
1166
00:54:38,689 --> 00:54:41,756
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
1167
00:54:41,758 --> 00:54:44,628
Hey, look at that.
Almost back to full speed.
1168
00:54:45,162 --> 00:54:46,327
(LAUGHS)
1169
00:54:46,329 --> 00:54:48,565
Yeah! Oh, no. Huh?
1170
00:54:53,371 --> 00:54:56,073
(SWITCH CLICKING)
1171
00:55:01,043 --> 00:55:03,412
So all I have to do is get
through the maze in the dark.
1172
00:55:03,414 --> 00:55:06,580
With my super speed back,
that shouldn't be a problem.
1173
00:55:06,582 --> 00:55:09,119
- (THUDDING)
- Ow, ow, ow!
1174
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,588
Okay. It's a problem!
1175
00:55:13,590 --> 00:55:16,992
What is it with this place
trying to hurt me?
1176
00:55:16,994 --> 00:55:18,894
(SIGHS)
What was it Batman said?
1177
00:55:18,896 --> 00:55:20,629
- Always have a plan.
- Always have a plan.
1178
00:55:20,631 --> 00:55:23,000
Okay, so, Flash,
what's your plan?
1179
00:55:26,003 --> 00:55:28,303
Oh! I can make a plan
from up here.
1180
00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:30,238
Okay. Now let's see.
1181
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:33,075
Left, right, right, right.
Wait, no, no, no, no.
1182
00:55:33,077 --> 00:55:36,477
Okay. Left, right, right,
right, left...
1183
00:55:36,479 --> 00:55:38,946
Okay. Left, right, left,
1184
00:55:38,948 --> 00:55:41,216
left, right, left, right,
left, left,
1185
00:55:41,218 --> 00:55:44,251
right, right, left, left.
Perfect.
1186
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:45,755
Okay, I got it. I got it.
1187
00:55:51,028 --> 00:55:52,359
Whoo-hoo!
1188
00:55:52,361 --> 00:55:53,865
(GASPS) The final door.
1189
00:55:55,398 --> 00:55:57,032
(GRUNTING)
1190
00:55:57,034 --> 00:56:00,269
Aw, come on! How can I get
through this solid door?
1191
00:56:00,271 --> 00:56:01,639
It's a dead end!
1192
00:56:02,238 --> 00:56:03,338
Fun fact.
1193
00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:04,638
At the subatomic level,
1194
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,908
dead ends aren't really
dead ends at all.
1195
00:56:06,910 --> 00:56:09,176
There is always space
between the molecules
1196
00:56:09,178 --> 00:56:11,782
that allow atoms
to move between them.
1197
00:56:13,550 --> 00:56:14,850
If the Atom is right,
1198
00:56:14,852 --> 00:56:17,184
and there is space
between everything,
1199
00:56:17,186 --> 00:56:19,722
I just have to do
what the speed bricks did
1200
00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:22,825
and vibrate my molecules
to fit between them.
1201
00:56:22,827 --> 00:56:26,130
Well, here goes everything.
1202
00:56:27,131 --> 00:56:28,733
(SHUDDERING)
1203
00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:32,035
(LAUGHS) Whoa! Whoo!
1204
00:56:34,872 --> 00:56:37,207
I just vibrated
through that wall.
1205
00:56:38,342 --> 00:56:40,010
I can do anything!
1206
00:56:40,644 --> 00:56:41,977
That's it.
1207
00:56:41,979 --> 00:56:45,015
I can feel it
radiating the Speed Force.
1208
00:56:50,253 --> 00:56:51,255
(SCREECHING)
1209
00:56:52,021 --> 00:56:53,387
Wow!
1210
00:56:53,389 --> 00:56:55,892
It's some kind of nexus.
1211
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:01,796
It's amazing!
1212
00:57:01,798 --> 00:57:04,298
I've finally done it!
1213
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:06,068
Nothing can stop...
1214
00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:08,068
Whoa! (EXCLAIMS)
1215
00:57:08,070 --> 00:57:09,105
Huh?
1216
00:57:09,907 --> 00:57:11,439
At last!
1217
00:57:11,441 --> 00:57:12,975
FLASH: Reverse-Flash?
1218
00:57:12,977 --> 00:57:15,644
- But how?
- Still too slow, aren't you?
1219
00:57:15,646 --> 00:57:17,111
The time loop.
1220
00:57:17,113 --> 00:57:20,015
You breaking your connection
to the Speed Force,
1221
00:57:20,017 --> 00:57:22,283
I knew it would all
lead you here,
1222
00:57:22,285 --> 00:57:24,017
to the Speed Force nexus.
1223
00:57:24,019 --> 00:57:27,021
And also, through that
ridiculous obstacle course...
1224
00:57:27,023 --> 00:57:29,158
I mean, are you kidding me?
1225
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,490
Dangerous!
1226
00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:34,662
So I duped you into opening
the three doors for me.
1227
00:57:34,664 --> 00:57:37,399
Congratulations, loser!
1228
00:57:37,401 --> 00:57:38,633
And now,
1229
00:57:38,635 --> 00:57:40,736
with the power of the nexus,
1230
00:57:40,738 --> 00:57:43,006
nothing can stand in my way.
1231
00:57:44,140 --> 00:57:45,472
(GROANS)
1232
00:57:45,474 --> 00:57:48,645
(YELLS)
1233
00:57:49,613 --> 00:57:51,012
The power!
1234
00:57:51,014 --> 00:57:55,651
It's... It's like
drinking 52 milkshakes
1235
00:57:55,653 --> 00:57:58,419
and eating
a bag of jelly beans!
1236
00:57:58,421 --> 00:58:01,289
Invigorating!
1237
00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:04,225
The nexus is mine!
I earned it!
1238
00:58:04,227 --> 00:58:05,459
Ooh.
1239
00:58:05,461 --> 00:58:07,998
Good luck being trapped here
for all eternity.
1240
00:58:09,365 --> 00:58:10,800
(GROANING)
1241
00:58:15,405 --> 00:58:16,840
(WIND WHOOSHING)
1242
00:58:19,776 --> 00:58:22,142
I can't believe
that we're retiring.
1243
00:58:22,144 --> 00:58:24,178
I mean,
where do we go from here?
1244
00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:26,481
Heroes, Cyborg,
never give up hope.
1245
00:58:26,483 --> 00:58:30,385
And I haven't given up
investigating Reverse-Flash.
1246
00:58:30,387 --> 00:58:33,521
Oh, how the mighty
have fallen.
1247
00:58:33,523 --> 00:58:35,756
The once great Justice League
1248
00:58:35,758 --> 00:58:38,727
forced into retirement.
1249
00:58:38,729 --> 00:58:41,028
Face it, super zeroes,
1250
00:58:41,030 --> 00:58:42,631
you're yesterday's news!
1251
00:58:42,633 --> 00:58:47,167
Today's fast-paced world
needs a hero like yours truly.
1252
00:58:47,169 --> 00:58:50,405
And thanks
to your old pal, Flash,
1253
00:58:50,407 --> 00:58:53,908
future history books
will know only me
1254
00:58:53,910 --> 00:58:56,144
as Earth's greatest champion.
1255
00:58:56,146 --> 00:58:57,214
Watch.
1256
00:58:57,780 --> 00:58:59,683
Look, outside!
1257
00:59:01,418 --> 00:59:04,055
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1258
00:59:13,563 --> 00:59:14,762
CYBORG: What is he doing?
1259
00:59:14,764 --> 00:59:16,430
He's walling us in.
1260
00:59:16,432 --> 00:59:18,966
He must not be aware
of my super strength.
1261
00:59:18,968 --> 00:59:21,204
Or my ability
to transform matter.
1262
00:59:21,704 --> 00:59:23,070
(GRUNTS)
1263
00:59:23,072 --> 00:59:24,074
(GRUNTS)
1264
00:59:25,376 --> 00:59:26,477
BOTH: Uh-oh.
1265
00:59:30,546 --> 00:59:31,815
I'm too late!
1266
00:59:35,651 --> 00:59:37,584
What kind of material is that?
1267
00:59:37,586 --> 00:59:39,320
Not the normal kind.
1268
00:59:39,322 --> 00:59:42,758
My scanners indicate these bricks
are moving at an incredible speed.
1269
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,024
The kinetic energy
they're putting off
1270
00:59:44,026 --> 00:59:46,461
is enough to counteract
any of our powers.
1271
00:59:46,463 --> 00:59:49,030
Right you are, Cybore.
1272
00:59:49,032 --> 00:59:53,135
Those are speed bricks
from the Speed Force Zone.
1273
00:59:53,137 --> 00:59:55,135
Does that sound made-up
to anyone else?
1274
00:59:55,137 --> 00:59:57,137
Enjoy the rest of your days
1275
00:59:57,139 --> 00:59:59,807
trapped inside
your little clubhouse.
1276
00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:01,542
Oh, one more thing.
1277
01:00:01,544 --> 01:00:04,345
I've activated your Hall of
Justice security systems
1278
01:00:04,347 --> 01:00:06,146
and equipped them
with countermeasures
1279
01:00:06,148 --> 01:00:08,483
for each of your powers.
1280
01:00:08,485 --> 01:00:12,488
So you might wanna
be careful in there.
1281
01:00:12,490 --> 01:00:15,490
CYBOTS: Destroy. Destroy.
1282
01:00:15,492 --> 01:00:17,658
(GASPS) Not my cybots!
1283
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:18,859
You monster.
1284
01:00:18,861 --> 01:00:20,428
What do we do?
1285
01:00:20,430 --> 01:00:22,999
Against the most powerful security
system I've ever devised?
1286
01:00:23,566 --> 01:00:24,899
We run.
1287
01:00:24,901 --> 01:00:26,269
(CYBORG SCREAMS)
1288
01:00:28,238 --> 01:00:30,604
FLASH: How could I have bee
so stupid?
1289
01:00:30,606 --> 01:00:34,475
At every step, I've played
into the Reverse-Flash's hand.
1290
01:00:34,477 --> 01:00:35,809
He took away my powers.
1291
01:00:35,811 --> 01:00:37,945
He took away my friends.
1292
01:00:37,947 --> 01:00:41,417
(SIGHS) Oh, I just
wanna go home.
1293
01:00:45,689 --> 01:00:47,158
(VIBRATING)
1294
01:00:48,090 --> 01:00:50,191
It's vibrating, like...
1295
01:00:50,193 --> 01:00:52,829
Like they have the Speed Force
inside of them. (GASPS)
1296
01:00:53,396 --> 01:00:54,398
I have a plan.
1297
01:00:57,566 --> 01:00:58,700
Not bad.
1298
01:00:58,702 --> 01:01:00,434
Not bad at all.
1299
01:01:00,436 --> 01:01:02,806
Now let's see what
these speed bricks can do.
1300
01:01:03,706 --> 01:01:05,375
Whoa!
1301
01:01:09,246 --> 01:01:10,548
(YELLING)
1302
01:01:22,059 --> 01:01:23,390
All my hard work,
1303
01:01:23,392 --> 01:01:25,892
all the trials
and tribulations,
1304
01:01:25,894 --> 01:01:28,363
for nothing. (GROANS)
1305
01:01:28,365 --> 01:01:29,963
- (BARKS)
- Huh?
1306
01:01:29,965 --> 01:01:31,401
(PANTING)
1307
01:01:32,102 --> 01:01:35,035
The Super-Pets! Huh.
1308
01:01:35,037 --> 01:01:37,037
All this trouble
with Reverse-Flash
1309
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:40,008
and they're just
digging a hole!
1310
01:01:40,010 --> 01:01:41,675
Under the wall.
1311
01:01:41,677 --> 01:01:43,678
Of course! Brilliant!
1312
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,383
- Hey, guys, wait for me!
- (PANTING)
1313
01:01:48,818 --> 01:01:50,484
(ATOM GRUNTS)
1314
01:01:50,486 --> 01:01:51,921
Cyborg's laboratory.
1315
01:01:52,588 --> 01:01:54,189
Great job, gang.
1316
01:01:54,191 --> 01:01:57,124
Now I can use Cyborg's tools
to repair my shrinking belt
1317
01:01:57,126 --> 01:01:59,193
and return to normal size.
1318
01:01:59,195 --> 01:02:02,363
- (BARKS)
- Hey. (LAUGHS)
1319
01:02:02,365 --> 01:02:04,131
Well, I've collected
enough data.
1320
01:02:04,133 --> 01:02:06,001
You guys
aren't so bad after all.
1321
01:02:06,003 --> 01:02:07,267
CYBOT: Alert! Alert!
1322
01:02:07,269 --> 01:02:09,206
You must be eliminated.
1323
01:02:15,746 --> 01:02:17,512
Fascinating.
1324
01:02:17,514 --> 01:02:18,912
Green Lantern has a pet,
1325
01:02:18,914 --> 01:02:21,249
and he's a ring-wielding
squirrel? (GASPS)
1326
01:02:21,251 --> 01:02:23,617
Hey! Who you calling pet,
short stack?
1327
01:02:23,619 --> 01:02:24,885
You can talk?
1328
01:02:24,887 --> 01:02:27,356
Yeah, because
I ain't no squirrel.
1329
01:02:27,358 --> 01:02:28,590
Name's B'dg.
1330
01:02:28,592 --> 01:02:30,158
I'm from another planet
1331
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,861
of people that happen to loosely
resemble your squirrels.
1332
01:02:33,863 --> 01:02:36,798
I see. Well, that
makes perfect sense.
1333
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,233
Oh, I'm so glad
you approve.
1334
01:02:39,235 --> 01:02:41,468
My buddy Ace here
sent down an alert.
1335
01:02:41,470 --> 01:02:42,470
Let me guess,
1336
01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:44,571
the Justice League
is in trouble?
1337
01:02:44,573 --> 01:02:45,939
- Bark.
- (BARKS)
1338
01:02:45,941 --> 01:02:47,242
As per usual.
1339
01:02:47,244 --> 01:02:50,979
Well, let's go
rescue them, again.
1340
01:02:50,981 --> 01:02:52,446
Can someone explain
1341
01:02:52,448 --> 01:02:55,149
how Reverse-Flash
can turn my cybots against us?
1342
01:02:55,151 --> 01:02:57,619
Somehow his speed power's
been supercharged.
1343
01:02:57,621 --> 01:03:00,021
Time to fall back
and form a plan.
1344
01:03:00,023 --> 01:03:03,124
By the toenails of Tartarus,
I wish that Flash was here.
1345
01:03:03,126 --> 01:03:04,658
- (BARKS)
- (GASPS)
1346
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:07,061
Hey, guys, over here!
1347
01:03:07,063 --> 01:03:10,164
CYBOT: Eliminate. Eliminate.
1348
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:11,966
Thanks for
the quick save, gang.
1349
01:03:11,968 --> 01:03:13,934
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- (GRUNTING)
1350
01:03:13,936 --> 01:03:15,303
I can't hold them off forever.
1351
01:03:15,305 --> 01:03:17,037
We need to find a way
out of here.
1352
01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:18,872
And leave this paradise?
1353
01:03:18,874 --> 01:03:20,274
Who knew Aquaman's bedroom
1354
01:03:20,276 --> 01:03:22,776
was like the best day spa
in the planet?
1355
01:03:22,778 --> 01:03:24,812
Ooh, ha!
1356
01:03:24,814 --> 01:03:27,282
- (WATER SPLASHES)
- Of course, the king of the sea has a waterbed. (LAUGHS)
1357
01:03:27,284 --> 01:03:29,249
- Plas!
- Guys?
1358
01:03:29,251 --> 01:03:32,620
Hang in there, Superman.
The Super-Pets have a plan.
1359
01:03:32,622 --> 01:03:33,921
Not a pet.
1360
01:03:33,923 --> 01:03:36,423
(BOTH HOWLING)
1361
01:03:36,425 --> 01:03:37,892
(WHISTLES)
1362
01:03:37,894 --> 01:03:40,528
I believe
they're calling someone.
1363
01:03:40,530 --> 01:03:41,995
You speak dog now?
1364
01:03:41,997 --> 01:03:45,168
No, I just understand
my friends.
1365
01:03:47,836 --> 01:03:49,970
(WARBLING)
1366
01:03:49,972 --> 01:03:51,104
A seahorse?
1367
01:03:51,106 --> 01:03:53,274
Yet another Super-Pet?
1368
01:03:53,276 --> 01:03:55,242
Again, not a pet.
1369
01:03:55,244 --> 01:03:56,544
This is Storm.
1370
01:03:56,546 --> 01:03:58,412
He's fought
alongside Aquaman before,
1371
01:03:58,414 --> 01:04:01,048
so he's always ready
to lend a hand.
1372
01:04:01,050 --> 01:04:03,218
- Or a fin. Huh?
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
1373
01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:05,119
(GRUNTING) Guys?
1374
01:04:05,121 --> 01:04:07,354
Superman, stay super.
1375
01:04:07,356 --> 01:04:09,457
Storm, we'll need you
to lead us out to sea
1376
01:04:09,459 --> 01:04:11,693
- through the ocean tunnel you came from.
- (WARBLES)
1377
01:04:11,695 --> 01:04:13,762
But first,
we'll need a vehicle.
1378
01:04:13,764 --> 01:04:15,662
How about a sub?
1379
01:04:15,664 --> 01:04:18,999
(LAUGHS) Get it?
A submarine sandwich.
1380
01:04:19,001 --> 01:04:21,070
- Sorry...
- That'll work.
1381
01:04:21,738 --> 01:04:23,474
Aw! Not again.
1382
01:04:30,213 --> 01:04:32,481
- (CRASHES)
- (GASPS)
1383
01:04:32,483 --> 01:04:35,416
One supersized sub
ready for action.
1384
01:04:35,418 --> 01:04:37,318
- (GRUNTS) Guys!
- Let's go, Superman.
1385
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,687
Yeah, what's the hold-up?
1386
01:04:38,689 --> 01:04:42,557
- (BANGING)
- CYBOT: Eliminate. Eliminate.
1387
01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:46,196
Eliminate...
Oh, my, what a lovely room.
1388
01:04:47,063 --> 01:04:50,099
BATMAN: Storm, to the Batcave.
1389
01:04:54,403 --> 01:04:56,570
The Daily Planet,
1390
01:04:56,572 --> 01:05:01,175
soon to be renamed the
Reverse-Flash Planet. (LAUGHS)
1391
01:05:01,177 --> 01:05:02,943
And the perfect antenna
1392
01:05:02,945 --> 01:05:06,582
to broadcast my manifesto
across the world!
1393
01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:09,383
Hello, planet Earth!
1394
01:05:09,385 --> 01:05:13,921
- It's me, the most beloved superhero of all time,
- (GASPING)
1395
01:05:13,923 --> 01:05:15,490
Reverse-Flash.
1396
01:05:15,492 --> 01:05:16,624
Ooh!
1397
01:05:16,626 --> 01:05:19,894
The Reverse-Flash.
(CHUCKLES) I love him.
1398
01:05:19,896 --> 01:05:22,463
Now that
I've rid the world of crime,
1399
01:05:22,465 --> 01:05:26,332
I think it's time for you
to repay old R.F.
1400
01:05:26,334 --> 01:05:28,436
for his kind generosity.
1401
01:05:28,438 --> 01:05:32,205
That's why I'm ordering
everyone to report
1402
01:05:32,207 --> 01:05:34,541
to my Reverse-Flash
command centers.
1403
01:05:34,543 --> 01:05:38,945
There, you'll be given orders
on what I, your new ruler,
1404
01:05:38,947 --> 01:05:42,115
would like you to do.
Doesn't that sound wonderful?
1405
01:05:42,117 --> 01:05:45,887
- Cheeky monkey, I always knew he was rotten.
- (MEOWS)
1406
01:05:45,889 --> 01:05:47,421
Now hurry!
1407
01:05:47,423 --> 01:05:50,024
You don't want what I did
to the Justice League
1408
01:05:50,026 --> 01:05:54,162
to happen to you. (LAUGHS)
1409
01:05:54,164 --> 01:05:57,834
With his increased powers, none
of us are any match for him.
1410
01:06:01,003 --> 01:06:04,070
Ah! I've been looking everywhere
for you guys. Now listen,
1411
01:06:04,072 --> 01:06:06,541
I know you're probably still
mad at me for those pranks,
1412
01:06:06,543 --> 01:06:08,675
but the thing is,
it wasn't me.
1413
01:06:08,677 --> 01:06:10,544
It was this cheating,
evil, dirty,
1414
01:06:10,546 --> 01:06:13,080
doofus-faced imposter
from the future named...
1415
01:06:13,082 --> 01:06:15,182
ALL: Reverse-Flash.
1416
01:06:15,184 --> 01:06:17,686
Wait. You knew
he was impersonating me?
1417
01:06:17,688 --> 01:06:21,055
BATMAN: No, we didn't.
Not at first.
1418
01:06:21,057 --> 01:06:22,823
But there were three clues.
1419
01:06:22,825 --> 01:06:24,992
Your mysterious
time loop trouble.
1420
01:06:24,994 --> 01:06:27,595
Your sudden interest
in childish pranks.
1421
01:06:27,597 --> 01:06:31,365
A sudden denial of said pranks
and loss of powers.
1422
01:06:31,367 --> 01:06:34,535
Your unusual behavior patterns
led me to believe that somehow,
1423
01:06:34,537 --> 01:06:36,671
some way, someone,
somewhere,
1424
01:06:36,673 --> 01:06:39,441
was framing you
for some unknown purpose.
1425
01:06:39,443 --> 01:06:43,211
So, you fired me to flush out
the Reverse-Flash?
1426
01:06:43,213 --> 01:06:45,178
Exactly.
Batman knew that
1427
01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:46,914
once he accomplished
his evil goals
1428
01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:48,416
he'd reveal himself to you.
1429
01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:50,785
That's why I was
gonna be there when he did.
1430
01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:52,486
I shrunk down
onto your shoulder
1431
01:06:52,488 --> 01:06:54,189
and was going to report back
to the League
1432
01:06:54,191 --> 01:06:56,957
until Reverse-Flash's shackle
shorted out my circuits,
1433
01:06:56,959 --> 01:06:59,626
which kept me
stuck in shrink mode.
1434
01:06:59,628 --> 01:07:02,430
Then that means you guys
never really gave up on me.
1435
01:07:02,432 --> 01:07:03,930
Of course not.
1436
01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,533
We're superfriends, man.
1437
01:07:05,535 --> 01:07:07,568
We were sorry
to deceive you, Flash.
1438
01:07:07,570 --> 01:07:10,004
It was our only play
to get you out of trouble.
1439
01:07:10,006 --> 01:07:12,338
Thank you, everyone.
1440
01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:14,175
Yeah, yeah,
real heartwarming.
1441
01:07:14,177 --> 01:07:16,845
And now, it's my turn
to get us all out of trouble.
1442
01:07:16,847 --> 01:07:19,379
We can stop the Reverse-Flash
with these.
1443
01:07:19,381 --> 01:07:20,849
Speed Force bricks.
1444
01:07:20,851 --> 01:07:22,582
And we can use the bricks
from my speed machine
1445
01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:24,285
to superpower
our other vehicles.
1446
01:07:24,287 --> 01:07:27,588
Giving us all enough speed
to keep up with Reverse-Flash.
1447
01:07:27,590 --> 01:07:30,258
Well, I don't have my speed
powers back yet, Wonder Woman,
1448
01:07:30,260 --> 01:07:32,325
but I have something better.
1449
01:07:32,327 --> 01:07:33,930
I have a plan.
1450
01:07:36,066 --> 01:07:38,666
Tell them all, the landmarks
you build today
1451
01:07:38,668 --> 01:07:42,669
will glorify my name tomorrow
and for all eternity.
1452
01:07:42,671 --> 01:07:44,372
Look, it's the Justice League!
1453
01:07:44,374 --> 01:07:47,975
History will know the fastest
man alive was always...
1454
01:07:47,977 --> 01:07:49,213
Huh?
1455
01:07:59,122 --> 01:08:00,488
ALL: Hurray!
1456
01:08:00,490 --> 01:08:03,224
Hey, everybody!
We're not retired anymore!
1457
01:08:03,226 --> 01:08:04,792
The Justice League is back.
1458
01:08:04,794 --> 01:08:07,861
- And the Dark Knight returns.
- Bark.
1459
01:08:07,863 --> 01:08:10,999
REVERSE-FLASH: So you've
escaped the Hall of Justice
1460
01:08:11,001 --> 01:08:14,334
with help from your pets,
no doubt.
1461
01:08:14,336 --> 01:08:17,037
I hope you enjoyed
your freedom,
1462
01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:20,507
because it will be
the last thing you ever see.
1463
01:08:20,509 --> 01:08:22,577
Powering on the speed bricks.
1464
01:08:22,579 --> 01:08:23,580
(BEEPS)
1465
01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:27,617
(GIGGLING) Tickles!
1466
01:08:32,388 --> 01:08:34,154
Whoa! Look at that!
1467
01:08:34,156 --> 01:08:36,657
It looks like
everything just stopped.
1468
01:08:36,659 --> 01:08:39,760
No wonder the Flash
is always moving so fast.
1469
01:08:39,762 --> 01:08:42,730
It must be boring to live
in a world going so slow.
1470
01:08:42,732 --> 01:08:44,731
If we'd known
it was like this,
1471
01:08:44,733 --> 01:08:46,667
we might have been
more patient with him.
1472
01:08:46,669 --> 01:08:49,169
Lesson learned, team.
Look alive.
1473
01:08:49,171 --> 01:08:53,408
(GRUNTS) Somehow you've gained
the power of the Speed Force.
1474
01:08:53,410 --> 01:08:56,843
No matter. I'm still
faster than all of you.
1475
01:08:56,845 --> 01:08:59,348
Evasive maneuvers.
Split up.
1476
01:09:02,619 --> 01:09:05,319
You're still no match
for the nexus.
1477
01:09:05,321 --> 01:09:07,520
I can move so fast
I can seem to be
1478
01:09:07,522 --> 01:09:09,356
in five different places
at the same time.
1479
01:09:09,358 --> 01:09:11,995
And I can take care of all
of you, once and for all!
1480
01:09:17,767 --> 01:09:19,970
- Ready, B'dg?
- You bet.
1481
01:09:24,107 --> 01:09:27,444
REVERSE-FLASH: My bricks are
returning to the Speed Force Zone!
1482
01:09:28,177 --> 01:09:30,410
No!
1483
01:09:30,412 --> 01:09:31,878
Looks like
the Flash was right.
1484
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,748
The speed bricks
have given our vehicles
1485
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:36,150
the ability
to destroy those statues.
1486
01:09:36,152 --> 01:09:37,521
Go get 'em, gang!
1487
01:09:48,130 --> 01:09:50,463
- Target locked.
- ALL: Fire!
1488
01:09:50,465 --> 01:09:52,102
CYBORG: It's away!
1489
01:10:11,353 --> 01:10:13,721
No!
1490
01:10:13,723 --> 01:10:15,989
I don't know
how you got those speed bricks
1491
01:10:15,991 --> 01:10:17,490
but your plan failed.
1492
01:10:17,492 --> 01:10:19,025
I'm powerful enough
1493
01:10:19,027 --> 01:10:21,294
to beat the Justice League,
no matter where you are!
1494
01:10:21,296 --> 01:10:22,896
We weren't trying to beat you.
1495
01:10:22,898 --> 01:10:24,966
We were trying
to distract you.
1496
01:10:24,968 --> 01:10:26,103
What?
1497
01:10:36,112 --> 01:10:37,514
(GRUNTS)
1498
01:10:39,948 --> 01:10:41,550
(GRUNTS)
1499
01:10:43,119 --> 01:10:44,918
Impossible. How did you...
1500
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,520
The trials
in the Speed Force Zone
1501
01:10:46,522 --> 01:10:48,189
weren't just there
to see if I was worthy,
1502
01:10:48,191 --> 01:10:50,356
they were there
to teach me something.
1503
01:10:50,358 --> 01:10:53,328
Something you would have known if you
took the time to go through them.
1504
01:10:53,330 --> 01:10:54,694
Enough of this!
1505
01:10:54,696 --> 01:10:56,797
I still have enough
of the nexus energy
1506
01:10:56,799 --> 01:10:58,999
to defeat the likes of you.
1507
01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:00,736
(STRAINING)
1508
01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:03,937
(GRUNTS)
1509
01:11:03,939 --> 01:11:05,776
(SCREAMING)
1510
01:11:13,249 --> 01:11:16,182
So much power!
1511
01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:19,087
Which is rightfully mine!
1512
01:11:19,089 --> 01:11:22,457
You didn't even know what the Speed
Force was until I showed up.
1513
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:25,860
What makes you think you know
enough about it now to defeat me?
1514
01:11:25,862 --> 01:11:28,361
Only one way to find out.
1515
01:11:28,363 --> 01:11:29,830
(YELLS)
1516
01:11:29,832 --> 01:11:31,835
You'll never beat me, Flash.
1517
01:11:33,568 --> 01:11:36,002
I'm the master
of the Speed Force!
1518
01:11:36,004 --> 01:11:38,271
Really? Wouldn't a master
have a plan
1519
01:11:38,273 --> 01:11:40,039
so he doesn't get tripped up?
1520
01:11:40,041 --> 01:11:41,376
(GROANING)
1521
01:11:41,378 --> 01:11:42,778
Guess not.
1522
01:11:46,549 --> 01:11:49,484
- (GRUNTING)
- You're looking tired. Maybe you should slow down.
1523
01:11:49,486 --> 01:11:51,418
- No!
- Okay.
1524
01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:53,052
- What?
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1525
01:11:53,054 --> 01:11:54,490
(SHRIEKS)
1526
01:11:56,326 --> 01:11:58,092
- Hurts, doesn't it?
- Huh?
1527
01:11:58,094 --> 01:12:00,560
Way to be aware of your
surroundings, Speed Force master.
1528
01:12:00,562 --> 01:12:03,297
(GRUNTS)
You may have won today,
1529
01:12:03,299 --> 01:12:04,864
but I'll travel back in time
1530
01:12:04,866 --> 01:12:07,036
and stop you
from getting the nexus.
1531
01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:10,136
I don't think you have
enough steam, R.F.
1532
01:12:10,138 --> 01:12:12,873
It looks like the last
of the nexus energy is gone.
1533
01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:15,943
Without it,
you're just not fast enough.
1534
01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:19,314
Fast enough?
I'm the fastest man alive!
1535
01:12:19,316 --> 01:12:20,648
I am!
1536
01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:21,918
Prove it.
1537
01:12:22,485 --> 01:12:23,719
(GRUNTING)
1538
01:12:28,558 --> 01:12:29,923
- Come on, R.F.
- Huh?
1539
01:12:29,925 --> 01:12:33,427
- You can go faster than that.
- (GRUMBLING)
1540
01:12:33,429 --> 01:12:36,032
Really? That's all you've got?
1541
01:12:37,099 --> 01:12:38,634
(STRAINING)
1542
01:12:40,969 --> 01:12:42,738
(GROANS)
1543
01:12:44,307 --> 01:12:45,509
What?
1544
01:12:46,509 --> 01:12:47,844
(MUMBLING)
1545
01:12:49,277 --> 01:12:51,511
Handcuffs can't hold me.
1546
01:12:51,513 --> 01:12:53,646
All I have to do is...
1547
01:12:53,648 --> 01:12:56,585
(GRUNTING) Huh? What?
1548
01:12:57,253 --> 01:12:59,186
My powers.
1549
01:12:59,188 --> 01:13:01,989
Uh-uh-uh. Looks like someone broke
his connection to the Speed Force.
1550
01:13:01,991 --> 01:13:03,291
- Tsk, tsk.
- (GASPS)
1551
01:13:03,293 --> 01:13:05,258
You should have slowed down.
1552
01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:08,595
You! You tricked me!
1553
01:13:08,597 --> 01:13:11,364
No, no.
I just executed my plan.
1554
01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:13,066
You won't get away with this!
1555
01:13:13,068 --> 01:13:14,502
I'll come back!
1556
01:13:14,504 --> 01:13:17,573
Sorry. I... I can't understand
when you're talking so slow.
1557
01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:21,641
(DOOR LOCKS)
1558
01:13:21,643 --> 01:13:23,077
- (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
- (GROWLING)
1559
01:13:23,079 --> 01:13:25,346
- (KNUCKLES CRACKING)
- (GASPS)
1560
01:13:25,348 --> 01:13:28,548
- (REVERSE-FLASH WHIMPERING)
- (GROWLS)
1561
01:13:28,550 --> 01:13:29,919
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Mummy.
1562
01:13:32,955 --> 01:13:34,454
Well, we won't have
any trouble
1563
01:13:34,456 --> 01:13:35,955
from Reverse-Flash
for a while.
1564
01:13:35,957 --> 01:13:38,659
- What about the nexus thingy?
- What about it?
1565
01:13:38,661 --> 01:13:40,028
With power like that,
1566
01:13:40,030 --> 01:13:43,230
you could do
the job of every hero forever.
1567
01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:46,035
Looks like the Justice League
is still retired.
1568
01:13:47,303 --> 01:13:48,569
No.
1569
01:13:48,571 --> 01:13:50,436
No one should have
this much power.
1570
01:13:50,438 --> 01:13:51,707
(GRUNTING)
1571
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,086
You...
1572
01:14:05,088 --> 01:14:07,189
You gave up all that speed.
1573
01:14:07,589 --> 01:14:08,855
But why?
1574
01:14:08,857 --> 01:14:11,057
Well, it turns out
that slowing down
1575
01:14:11,059 --> 01:14:13,159
was the best way
to defeat Reverse-Flash.
1576
01:14:13,161 --> 01:14:15,730
The nexus power had him
so distracted, (LAUGHS)
1577
01:14:15,732 --> 01:14:18,132
he was totally unaware
of his surroundings.
1578
01:14:18,134 --> 01:14:20,168
No way would I ever
let that happen to me.
1579
01:14:20,170 --> 01:14:23,671
Returning the nexus was
always a part of my... plan,
1580
01:14:23,673 --> 01:14:27,744
and these were all the things you
guys were trying to teach me.
1581
01:14:28,344 --> 01:14:30,177
Thank you.
1582
01:14:30,179 --> 01:14:32,879
Without friends like you, I would
have lost my powers forever.
1583
01:14:32,881 --> 01:14:35,283
And we would have been
retired forever.
1584
01:14:35,285 --> 01:14:36,484
That reminds me,
1585
01:14:36,486 --> 01:14:38,552
is there a Justice League
pension plan or...
1586
01:14:38,554 --> 01:14:40,753
It's good
to have you back, Flash.
1587
01:14:40,755 --> 01:14:43,056
And with newfound wisdom
to guide you.
1588
01:14:43,058 --> 01:14:45,359
That may be true,
Wonder Woman,
1589
01:14:45,361 --> 01:14:46,828
but Flash has only proven
1590
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,995
he's ready for the next
level of training.
1591
01:14:48,997 --> 01:14:50,797
Now begins the true test
1592
01:14:50,799 --> 01:14:53,767
of Flash's mental acuity
and fortitude.
1593
01:14:53,769 --> 01:14:55,869
The training crucible
I have prepared
1594
01:14:55,871 --> 01:14:57,671
will destroy hidden weakness
1595
01:14:57,673 --> 01:15:00,474
- and forge the inner strength required to...
- (ALL SLURPING)
1596
01:15:00,476 --> 01:15:02,075
Hmm. It sounds great, Batman.
1597
01:15:02,077 --> 01:15:03,778
Let's get started on that.
1598
01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:06,279
Right after a little snack.
1599
01:15:06,281 --> 01:15:09,816
DOCTOR FATE: The nexus has been
returned to the Speed Force.
1600
01:15:09,818 --> 01:15:13,352
And order has been restored
to the universe.
1601
01:15:13,354 --> 01:15:15,055
And all it took was...
1602
01:15:15,057 --> 01:15:18,057
♪ Magic, baby
It's just a little magic ♪
1603
01:15:18,059 --> 01:15:20,397
- Zatanna.
- Yrros.
1604
01:15:23,162 --> 01:15:28,162
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