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Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick.
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(MUSIC FADING UP)
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(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
(YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING)
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There's a girl in this harbor town.
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And she works layin' whiskey down.
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They say, "Brandy, fetch another round".
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And she serves them whiskey and wine.
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The sailors say
"Brandy, you're a fine girl".
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"What a good wife you would be"
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(LAUGHING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES AND FADES)
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EGO: Come on!
MEREDITH: (YELPS) Slow down!
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This way, my river lily! Come on!
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Where are you taking me?
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Come on, come on.
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Look. Look!
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(GASPS) Oh, it's beautiful!
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EGO: I was afraid
it wouldn't take to the soil...
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but it rooted quickly.
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And soon, it'll be everywhere.
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All across the universe.
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(MEREDITH GIGGLES)
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Well, I don't know what
you're talking about...
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but I like the way you say it.
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(SIGHS) My heart is yours...
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Meredith Quill.
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I can't believe I fell in love
with a spaceman.
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(MUSIC FADING UP,
"BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL")
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(SONG CONTINUES)
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(SONG ENDS)
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- Showtime, a-holes!
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
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It will be here any minute.
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Which will be its loss.
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I thought your thing was a sword?
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We've been hired to stop
an interdimensional beast...
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from feeding on those batteries,
and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?
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It's just, swords were your thing
and guns were mine.
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But I guess we're both doing guns now.
I just didn't know that.
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Drax, why aren't you wearing
one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
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It hurts.
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It hurts?
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I have sensitive nipples.
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(ROCKET LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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"My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
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What about him? What's he doing?
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I'm finishing this so we can listen
to tunes while we work.
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How is that a priority?
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Blame Quill. He's the one
who loves music so much.
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No, I actually agree with Drax on this.
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That's hardly important right now.
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Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.
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No, seriously, I side with Drax.
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No, I understand that.
You're being very serious right now.
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I can clearly see you winking.
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Damn it. I'm using my left eye?
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(ORLONI SCREECHING)
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(BABY GROOT ROARING)
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I am Groot.
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- They were not looking at you funny.
- (DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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(GROWLS)
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Well, that's intense.
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(YELLING)
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(ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA'S
"MR. BLUE SKY" PLAYING)
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(QUILL GROANING)
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Groot!
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(DRAX GROANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Groot, get out of the way!
You're gonna get hurt!
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Hi.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(DRAX YELPING)
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(DRAX SIGHS)
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(DRAX GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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No! Spit it out!
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Come on!
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Disgusting!
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(BABY GROOT GROWLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ROCKET YELLING)
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(ROCKET SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(BABY GROOT YELLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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The beast's hide is too thick
to be pierced from the outside.
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I must cut through it from the inside.
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Huh?
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- (LAUGHING)
- No, no! Drax, wait a minute!
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Drax!
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(DRAX YELLING)
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What is he doing?
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He said the skin is too thick
to be pierced from the outside, so he...
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- That doesn't make any sense!
- I tried telling him that!
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Skin is the same level of thickness
from the inside as from the outside!
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I realize that.
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(YELLING)
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There is a cut on its neck.
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Rocket, get it to look up.
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Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!
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(GRUNTING)
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Watch it, Quill!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(QUILL AND ROCKET YELPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLING)
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(CREATURE GROANING)
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(DRAX GRUNTING)
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(DRAX LAUGHING)
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Yes! I have single-handedly...
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vanquished the beast!
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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What?
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(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
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What are they called again?
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Anulax batteries.
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Harbulary batteries.
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That's nothing like what I just said.
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But they're worth
thousands of units apiece...
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which is why the Sovereign
hired us to protect them.
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Careful what you say around these folks.
They're easily offended.
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The cost of transgression is death.
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AYESHA: We thank you, Guardians,
for putting your lives on the line.
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We could not risk the lives
of our own Sovereign citizens.
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Every citizen is born
exactly as designed by the community.
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Impeccable,
both physically and mentally.
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We control the DNA of our progeny...
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germinating them in birthing pods.
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I guess I prefer to make people
the old-fashioned way.
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Perhaps someday,
you could give me a history lesson...
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in the archaic ways of our ancestors.
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For academic purposes.
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I would be honored, yes.
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In the name of research...
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I think that could be pretty, uh...
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repulsive.
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I'm not into that kind of casual...
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Oh, please.
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Your people promised something
in exchange for our services.
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Bring it...
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and we shall gladly be on our way.
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(GRUNTS)
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Family reunion. Yay.
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I understand she is your sister.
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She's worth no more to me
than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
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Our soldiers apprehended her
attempting to steal the batteries.
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Do with her as you please.
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(NEBULA GRUNTS)
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We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
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What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?
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My mother is from Earth.
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And your father?
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He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
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I see it within you.
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An unorthodox genealogy.
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A hybrid that seems particularly...
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reckless.
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You know, they told me you people
were conceited douchebags...
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- but that isn't true at all.
- (CROWD GASPS)
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ROCKET: Oh, shit.
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I'm using my wrong eye again,
aren't I?
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I'm sorry. That was meant to be
behind your back.
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Count yourself blessed
they didn't kill you.
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You're telling me.
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- You wanna buy some batteries?
- (LAUGHING)
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(SHUSHING)
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(ALIOTTA HAYNES JEREMIAH'S
"LAKE SHORE DRIVE" PLAYING)
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ROCKET: All right,
let's get baldy to Xandar
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and collect that bounty.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND)
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(SIGHS)
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That stuff about my father...
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Who does she think she is?
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I know you're sensitive about that.
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I'm not sensitive about it.
I just don't know who he is.
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Sorry if it seemed like
I was flirting with the High Priestess.
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I wasn't.
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I don't care if you were.
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Well, I feel like you do care.
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That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
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Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
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Damn shadow.
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There are two types of beings
in the universe...
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those who dance, and those who do not.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I first met my beloved at a war rally.
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Oh, God.
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Everyone in the village
flailed about, dancing.
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Except one woman.
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My Ovette.
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I knew immediately
she was the one for me.
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The most melodic song in the world
could be playing.
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She wouldn't even tap her foot.
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Wouldn't move a muscle.
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One might assume she was dead.
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That does sound pretty hot.
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It would make
my nether regions engorge.
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Okay. I get it, yes.
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I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.
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You just need to find a woman
who is pathetic... like you.
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Mmm.
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I'm hungry.
Hand me some of that yaro root.
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No. It's not ripe yet...
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and I hate you.
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You hate me?
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You left me there
while you stole that stone for yourself.
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And yet here you stand, a hero.
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I will be free of these shackles
soon enough, and I will kill you.
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I swear.
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No.
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You're gonna live out
the rest of your days
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in a prison on Xandar...
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wishing you could.
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- (GRUNTS)
- (ALARM BLARING)
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QUILL: This is weird.
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We've got a Sovereign fleet
approaching from the rear.
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GAMORA: Why would they do that?
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Probably because Rocket stole
some of their batteries.
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Dude!
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Right.
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He didn't steal some of those.
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I don't know why they're after us.
What a mystery this is.
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- (QUILL GRUNTS)
- (GAMORA YELPS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(GRUNTS)
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What were you thinking?
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Dude, they were really easy to steal!
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- That's your defense?
- Come on!
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You saw how that High Priestess
talked down to us.
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Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
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Oh, I didn't realize your motivation
was altruism.
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It's really a shame the Sovereign
have mistaken your intentions...
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- and they're trying to kill us.
- Exactly!
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I was being sarcastic!
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Oh, no!
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You're supposed to use
a sarcastic voice!
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Now I look foolish!
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Can we put the bickering on hold...
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until after we survive
this massive space battle?
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QUILL: More incoming!
ROCKET: Good!
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I wanna kill some guys!
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(ROCKET YELLING)
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(CONTINUES YELLING)
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GAMORA: You're not killing anyone.
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All those ships are remotely piloted.
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(GRUNTS)
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Damn it!
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(EXCITED CHATTER)
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What is the delay, Admiral?
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High Priestess, the batteries,
they are exceptionally combustible...
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and could destroy the entire fleet.
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Our concern is their slight
against our people.
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We hired them and they steal from us.
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It is heresy of the highest order.
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All command modules...
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fire with the intent to kill.
258
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(GRUNTS)
259
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,798
What's the nearest habitable planet?
260
00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:07,153
It's called Berhert.
261
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,038
- How many jumps?
- Only one.
262
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,192
But the access point is 47 clicks away.
263
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,192
And you have to go through
that quantum asteroid field.
264
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,039
Quill, to make it through that...
265
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,816
you'd have to be the greatest
pilot in the universe.
266
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:28,875
Lucky for us, I...
267
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,472
I am.
268
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:43,996
ROCKET: What are you doing?
269
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,319
I've been flying this rig
since I was 10 years old.
270
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,392
I was cybernetically engineered
to pilot a spacecraft.
271
00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:52,313
You were cybernetically engineered
to be a douchebag!
272
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:53,839
Stop it.
273
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,816
Later on tonight, you're gonna be
laying down in your bed...
274
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:57,976
and there's gonna be something squishy
in your pillow case.
275
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,415
And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"
276
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,319
And it's gonna be because
I put a turd in there!
277
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,069
You put your turd in my bed,
I shave you.
278
00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:06,798
Oh, it won't be my turd.
279
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,313
It will be Drax's.
280
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440
(DRAX LAUGHING)
281
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,632
I have famously huge turds.
282
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,513
We're about to die,
and this is what we're discussing?
283
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
ROCKET: Son of a...
284
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,598
QUILL: Dude! Seriously!
285
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200
ROCKET: Hey! Let me...
286
00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:23,359
(GRUNTING)
287
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,068
- (DRAX GRUNTING)
- (SCREAMING)
288
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,355
- (ROCKET GRUNTING)
- (BABY GROOT YELPING)
289
00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:36,552
(GROANS)
290
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,913
Idiots!
291
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,160
Well, that's what you get
292
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,633
- when Quill flies.
- (GROWLS)
293
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:42,272
- (GRUNTS)
- Ow!
294
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,714
We still have a Sovereign craft
behind us.
295
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,471
Our weapons are down.
296
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,710
20 clicks to the jump!
297
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,720
Hold on.
298
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400
(GASPS)
299
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,115
It's not ripe.
300
00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,190
Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
301
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,835
(GRUNTS)
302
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,392
ALL: (CHEERING) Yes!
303
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:26,590
15 clicks to the jump!
304
00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:28,194
ALL: Come on!
305
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,479
Keep going!
306
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,792
(YELLING)
307
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,480
(ALL GASP)
308
00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:45,914
10 clicks!
309
00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:51,317
Die, spaceship!
310
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,594
- (GROANS)
- (ALL GASP)
311
00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,394
You suck, Zylak.
312
00:19:57,559 --> 00:19:58,595
Typical.
313
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:02,279
Five clicks!
314
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,633
Son of a...
315
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:11,911
They went around the field!
316
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,869
(SOVEREIGN PILOTS SCREAMING)
317
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:28,474
Someone destroyed all our ships!
318
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,867
What?
319
00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:34,557
Who?
320
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,032
GAMORA: One click!
321
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,997
- What is that?
- Who cares?
322
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,433
That's the jump point! Go!
323
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,917
It's a guy.
324
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480
(DRAX SCREAMING)
325
00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:54,869
Oh, my God.
326
00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,472
He's still out there?
327
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,269
(DRAX CONTINUES SCREAMING)
328
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680
(GRUNTS)
329
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,359
(STRAINING)
330
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,476
- (YELPS)
- (SCREAMING)
331
00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:15,469
(STRAINING)
332
00:21:23,559 --> 00:21:25,789
QUILL: Groot, put your seatbelt on!
333
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,875
Prepare for a really bad landing!
334
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,799
(GAMORA CONTINUES STRAINING)
335
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,509
(DRAX GRUNTING)
336
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,035
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
337
00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:08,157
(LAUGHING)
338
00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:11,516
That was awesome!
339
00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:13,909
Yes!
340
00:22:16,079 --> 00:22:17,354
GAMORA: Look at this!
341
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,711
Where is the other half of our ship?
342
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880
QUILL: My ship.
343
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,749
GAMORA: Either one of you could have
gotten us through that field...
344
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,135
had you flown with
what's between your ears
345
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,638
instead of what's between your legs!
346
00:22:28,319 --> 00:22:31,153
If what's between my legs
had a hand on it...
347
00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:33,435
I guarantee I could have landed
this ship with it.
348
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,400
Peter, we almost died
because of your arrogance.
349
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,079
More like because he stole...
350
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,308
the Anulax batteries!
351
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,755
They're called Harbulary batteries.
352
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,551
No, they're not!
353
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,392
Do you know why I did it,
Star-Munch? Hmm?
354
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,680
I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
355
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,711
I did it because I wanted to!
356
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,517
Dick.
357
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,596
What are we even talking about this for?
358
00:22:52,759 --> 00:22:55,228
We just had a little man save us
by blowing up 50 ships!
359
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,400
How little?
360
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,634
Well, I don't know, like this?
361
00:22:58,839 --> 00:23:00,478
A little one-inch man saved us?
362
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,880
Well, if he got closer,
I'm sure he would be much larger.
363
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,315
That's how eyesight works,
you stupid raccoon.
364
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,798
Don't call me a raccoon!
365
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,634
I'm sorry. I took it too far.
366
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,753
I meant trash panda.
367
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,314
Is that better?
368
00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:17,551
I don't know.
369
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,950
It's worse. It's so much worse.
370
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,347
You son of a...
371
00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:22,236
Hey!
372
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,895
ROCKET: I've had it with you!
QUILL: No! Back up!
373
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,960
NEBULA: Someone followed you
through the jump point.
374
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,875
Set me free, you'll need my help.
375
00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:31,154
I'm not a fool, Nebula.
376
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,336
You are a fool if you deprive yourself
a hand in combat.
377
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:34,695
You'll attack me the moment I let you go.
378
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,720
No, I won't.
379
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,155
You'd think an evil supervillain
would learn how to properly lie.
380
00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:41,276
I bet it's the one-inch man.
381
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,875
After all these years, I've found you.
382
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,357
And who the hell are you?
383
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,471
I figured my rugged good looks
would make that obvious.
384
00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,869
My name is Ego...
385
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,638
and I'm your dad, Peter.
386
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,552
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
387
00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:43,718
(ALL LAUGHING)
388
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,680
- (LAUGHING)
- You know what they say...
389
00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:50,718
"You're out of luck
until you've gone duck."
390
00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:18,919
TULLK: Yondu!
391
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,596
Come on down!
392
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:35,395
STAKAR: After going around
years in circles...
393
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:37,436
with this woman I end up marrying.
394
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,278
I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...
395
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,873
"but you're losing your mind!"
396
00:25:42,039 --> 00:25:43,996
Then again, she's always been that way.
397
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,957
I could never trust her. You know?
398
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,119
Stakar.
399
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,077
It's been some time.
400
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,192
It seems like this establishment
is the wrong kind of disreputable.
401
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,240
- Sir!
- Stakar!
402
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,788
STAKAR: There's a hundred
Ravager factions.
403
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,958
You lost the business of 99 of them
by serving one.
404
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,633
Please, sir. Please!
405
00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:17,067
Get away from me.
406
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,548
(INHALES SHARPLY)
407
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,680
(GROWLS)
408
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,313
You can go to hell then!
409
00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:27,635
I don't give a damn what you think of me!
410
00:26:28,039 --> 00:26:29,836
So what are you following us for?
411
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,496
Because you're gonna listen to
what I gotta say!
412
00:26:31,519 --> 00:26:32,952
I don't gotta listen to nothing!
413
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:34,358
You betrayed the code!
414
00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:36,351
Ravagers don't deal in kids.
415
00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:39,353
I told you before!
I didn't know what was going on!
416
00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:40,519
You didn't know because
417
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,215
you didn't want to know
because it made you rich.
418
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,390
I demand a seat at the table!
419
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,549
I wear these flames, same as you.
420
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,789
You may dress like us...
421
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,480
but you'll never hear the Horns
of Freedom when you die, Yondu.
422
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,436
And the Colors of Ogord...
423
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,990
will never flash over your grave.
424
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,679
If you think...
425
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,030
I take pleasure in exiling you...
426
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,397
you're wrong.
427
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,557
You broke all our hearts.
428
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,548
Ah, pathetic.
429
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,671
First, Quill betrays us...
430
00:27:31,839 --> 00:27:35,115
and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.
431
00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:38,429
We followed him
because he was the one...
432
00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:41,034
who wasn't afraid
to do what needed to be done.
433
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,470
Seems he's goin' soft.
434
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,469
If he's so soft, why are you whispering?
435
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,916
You know I'm right, Kraglin.
436
00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:53,471
You best be very careful
what you say about our captain.
437
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,238
RAVAGER: Who the hell is that?
438
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,311
(GRUNTING)
439
00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:16,595
(SIGHS)
440
00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:36,951
Yondu Udonta...
441
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,789
I have a proposition for you.
442
00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:42,395
EGO: I hired Yondu to pick you up...
443
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,675
when your mother passed away.
444
00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:46,636
But instead of returning you...
445
00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:48,636
Yondu kept you.
446
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:51,394
I have no clue as to why.
447
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,992
Well, I'll tell you why.
448
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,558
Because I was a skinny little kid
449
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,296
who could squeeze into places
adults couldn't.
450
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,833
It made it easier for thievin'.
451
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,276
Well, I've been trying to
track you down ever since.
452
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,536
DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father.
453
00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:06,630
What? We've been together
this whole time...
454
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:09,597
and you thought Yondu
was my actual blood relative?
455
00:29:09,759 --> 00:29:10,988
You look exactly alike.
456
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,798
One's blue!
457
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,077
No, he's not my father!
458
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,708
Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
459
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,816
kicked the crap out of me
so I could learn to fight...
460
00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:22,830
and kept me in terror
by threatening to eat me.
461
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,353
- Eat you?
- Yeah.
462
00:29:24,519 --> 00:29:26,510
Oh, that son of a bitch.
463
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,032
How'd you locate us now?
464
00:29:28,839 --> 00:29:31,832
Well, even where I reside,
out past the edge of what's known...
465
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:34,429
we've heard tell about the man
they call Star-Lord.
466
00:29:34,599 --> 00:29:36,989
What say we head out there right now?
467
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,799
Your associates are welcome.
Even that triangle-faced monkey there.
468
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,867
I promise you...
469
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,351
it's unlike any other place
you've ever seen.
470
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,348
And there...
471
00:29:46,839 --> 00:29:50,515
I can explain your very special heritage.
472
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:53,671
Finally get to be...
473
00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:56,558
the father I've always wanted to be.
474
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,512
Excuse me.
475
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,398
I've gotta take a whiz.
476
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:09,278
I'm not buying it.
477
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,192
Let's go take a walk.
478
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:16,155
- (WHISTLING)
- (URINATING)
479
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,398
I am Mantis.
480
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,558
What are you doing?
481
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,232
Smiling.
482
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:31,513
I hear it is the thing to do
to make people like you.
483
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,750
Not if you do it like that.
484
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,275
Oh...
485
00:30:36,359 --> 00:30:38,920
I was raised alone on Ego's planet.
486
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,789
I do not understand
the intricacies of social interaction.
487
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,835
Can I pet your puppy?
It is adorable.
488
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,714
Yes.
489
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,672
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)
490
00:30:58,759 --> 00:30:59,795
(LAUGHING)
491
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,634
That is called a practical joke!
492
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,108
(BOTH LAUGHING)
493
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,951
I liked it very much!
494
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,791
I just made it up!
495
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,234
(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
496
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,640
QUILL: Give me a break!
497
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:19,559
After all this time,
498
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,096
you're gonna show up,
and all of a sudden...
499
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:22,916
- you wanna be my dad?
- GAMORA: I hear you.
500
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,150
QUILL: And by the way,
this could be a trap.
501
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,877
The Kree purists, the Ravagers...
502
00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:28,711
- they all want us dead.
- I know, but...
503
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:29,835
But what?
504
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,308
What was that story you told me
about Zardu Hasselfrau?
505
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,434
Who?
506
00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:34,827
He owned a magic boat?
507
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,153
David Hasselhoff?
508
00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:39,150
Right.
509
00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:41,390
Not a magic boat. A talking car.
510
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:42,559
Why did he talk again?
511
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,234
To help him fight crime,
and to be supportive.
512
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,993
As a child, you would carry
his picture in your pocket...
513
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,912
and you would tell
all the other children...
514
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,230
that he was your father,
but that he was out of town.
515
00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:55,913
Shooting Knight Rider
or touring with his band in Germany.
516
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,496
I told you that when I was drunk.
Why are you bringing that up now?
517
00:31:58,519 --> 00:31:59,588
I love that story.
518
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,715
- I hate that story.
- (SIGHS)
519
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:03,313
It's so sad!
520
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,517
As a kid, I used to see all the other kids
off playing catch with their dad.
521
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,353
And I wanted that,
more than anything in the world!
522
00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:13,791
That's my point, Peter.
523
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,472
What if this man is your Hasselhoff?
524
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,353
If he ends up being evil...
525
00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:25,397
we will just kill him.
526
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,160
You're leaving me with that fox?
527
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,315
GAMORA: He's not a fox.
528
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,556
Shoot her if she does
anything suspicious.
529
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,674
(GRUMBLES)
530
00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:41,996
- Or if you feel like it.
- ROCKET: Okay.
531
00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:45,549
It'll be just a couple of days.
532
00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:48,557
We'll be back before
Rocket's finished fixing the ship.
533
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:50,994
(MUSIC PLAYING)
534
00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:53,631
DRAX: What if the Sovereign come?
535
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:56,016
QUILL: There's no way for them
to know we're here. Let's go.
536
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:57,632
I'm uncertain about parting ways.
537
00:32:57,799 --> 00:32:59,392
God, you're like an old woman.
538
00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:01,231
Because I'm wise?
539
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,155
GAMORA: Why do you have
so much luggage?
540
00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:06,470
DRAX: I don't want Groot
playing with my things.
541
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:12,119
I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick
as you, orphan boy.
542
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,953
What is your goal here?
To get everybody to hate you?
543
00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:20,910
Because it's working.
544
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,215
(FLEETWOOD MAC'S
"THE CHAIN" PLAYING)
545
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,553
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again.
546
00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:35,753
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain.
547
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,912
And if you don't love me now.
548
00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:42,192
You will never love me again
549
00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:46,272
I can still hear you saying.
550
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,431
You would never break the chain.
551
00:33:48,599 --> 00:33:51,797
And if you don't love me now.
552
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,598
You will never love me again
553
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:57,791
I can still hear you saying.
554
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,349
You would never break the chain
555
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,951
(DRAX AND QUILL LAUGHING)
556
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,356
QUILL: Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
557
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760
Oh...
558
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,474
No one has ever asked me
a personal question.
559
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,398
Your antennae, what are they for?
560
00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:18,148
Their purpose?
561
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,150
Yes. Quill and I have a bet.
562
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,389
Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
563
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,474
I say...
564
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:27,028
if you are about to go through
a doorway that is too low...
565
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,998
your antennae will feel this,
and keep you from being decapitated.
566
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:32,309
QUILL: Right.
And if it's anything other than...
567
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,869
you specifically not being decapitated
by a doorway, I win.
568
00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:38,507
They are not for feeling doorways.
569
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:39,795
- (SIGHS)
- (QUILL LAUGHS)
570
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,400
I think...
571
00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:44,318
they have something to do
with my empathic abilities.
572
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880
What are those?
573
00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:49,550
If I touch someone,
I can feel their feelings.
574
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,472
- You read minds?
- No.
575
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,914
Telepaths know thoughts.
576
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,514
Empaths feel feelings.
577
00:34:58,679 --> 00:34:59,679
Emotions.
578
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,474
May I?
579
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,032
All right.
580
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,748
You feel love.
581
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,391
Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
unselfish love for just about everybody.
582
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:22,708
No!
583
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,710
Romantic, sexual love.
584
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,318
No, I don't.
585
00:35:26,519 --> 00:35:28,077
- For her!
- No!
586
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:31,032
(LAUGHING)
587
00:35:31,559 --> 00:35:32,675
QUILL: Okay.
588
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:34,715
(QUILL GROANS)
589
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,869
She just told everyone
your deepest, darkest secret!
590
00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:40,349
Dude, I think
you're overreacting a little bit!
591
00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:41,838
You must be so embarrassed!
592
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,951
(DRAX CONTINUES LAUGHING)
593
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,556
Do me! Do me!
594
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,878
I have never felt such humor!
595
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,994
(BOTH LAUGHING)
596
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,391
So unbelievably uncool.
597
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,193
- Oh, Quill.
- (CONTINUES LAUGHING)
598
00:36:06,559 --> 00:36:10,518
Touch me, and the only thing
you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
599
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,509
I can also alter emotions to some extent.
600
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:20,679
QUILL: Yeah, like what?
601
00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:24,677
If I touch someone who is sad...
602
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,512
I can ease them into contentment
for a short while.
603
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,547
I can make a stubborn person compliant.
604
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,757
But I mostly use it
to help my master sleep.
605
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,793
He lies awake at night
thinking about his progeny.
606
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,108
Do one of those on me.
607
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:48,271
Sleep.
608
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,914
(SNORING)
609
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,637
(DISTANT SINGING)
610
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,789
(GLEN CAMPBELL'S
"SOUTHERN NIGHTS" PLAYING)
611
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,356
(LAUGHING)
612
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:29,478
(DISTANT SINGING CONTINUES)
613
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,673
(GRUNTS)
614
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:42,679
- ROCKET: I love this song.
- (BEEPING)
615
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,875
(ALL GASP)
616
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,710
(ALL GROAN)
617
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,800
(NEBULA GASPS)
618
00:37:55,199 --> 00:37:56,235
(SINGING AND HUMMING)
619
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,233
(HUMMING)
620
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280
- (BRANCH SNAPS)
- Huh?
621
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:15,753
- There!
- (ALL YELLING)
622
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,400
Ah...
623
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,431
(ALL SCREAMING)
624
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:32,914
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
625
00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:38,519
(ROCKET CHUCKLES)
626
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,074
(ALL SCREAMING)
627
00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:44,195
(ALL THUDDING)
628
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,960
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- (LAUGHING)
629
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,833
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
630
00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:57,675
(GROANING)
631
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,952
(ALL GRUNTING)
632
00:39:18,679 --> 00:39:19,873
(ALL GROANING)
633
00:39:36,119 --> 00:39:38,713
Ain't so tough now without
all your toys...
634
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,996
are you? (LAUGHS)
635
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,034
- RETCH: Move!
- (SCREAMS)
636
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:47,708
(BOTH GRUNTING)
637
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,469
(RETCH GROANING)
638
00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:54,867
(WHISTLING)
639
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,954
Crap.
640
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,914
(YONDU CHUCKLES)
641
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,320
(SIGHS)
642
00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:08,992
Hey there, rat!
643
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:11,469
How's it going, you blue idiot?
644
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,036
Not so bad.
645
00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:16,588
We got ourselves a pretty good
little gig here.
646
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,592
This golden gal with
quite a high opinion of herself...
647
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,672
has offered us a large sum to deliver you
and your pals over to her...
648
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840
because she wants
649
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,438
- to kill y'all.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
650
00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:27,827
Your friend...
651
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,672
There's too many of them.
652
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,036
He needs my help.
If you care about him...
653
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,833
you need to get me out of these bonds.
654
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,351
They are going to kill him!
655
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,670
YONDU: I tell you,
it was pretty easy to find you.
656
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,755
I put a tracer on your ship back there...
657
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,278
during the war over Xandar.
658
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,188
Give me your word
you won't hurt Groot...
659
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,237
and I'll tell you where the batteries are.
660
00:40:50,079 --> 00:40:52,469
(CHUCKLES) Lucky for you,
my word don't mean squat.
661
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,190
Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
662
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,713
Otherwise, you'd what?
663
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,398
We'll take them batteries.
664
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:03,036
They're worth what?
A quarter mill on the open market?
665
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,509
That Priestess offered us a million.
666
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,438
A quarter is only one third of that!
667
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:09,715
A quarter ain't a third.
668
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,677
A quarter is 25.
669
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,840
No.
670
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,309
GEF: We can't even buy
a pair of boots with 25 units.
671
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,474
YONDU: Enough!
672
00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:21,474
The point is, we ain't stupid enough
to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
673
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,347
The whole dang Nova Corps
would be on us.
674
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:27,070
KRAGLIN: That ain't right!
675
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,277
I just gotta say it
this one time, Captain.
676
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,748
No matter how many times
Quill betrays you...
677
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,797
you protect him like
none of the rest of us much matter!
678
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,960
ALL: Yeah!
679
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,632
I'm the one what sticks up for you!
680
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Take it easy, Kraglin.
681
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,387
Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.
682
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,637
Suppose it's time for a change
in leadership.
683
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,056
- (ALL AGREEING)
- (GUNS COCKING)
684
00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:48,079
(WHISTLES)
685
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,989
Put your damn guns down!
686
00:41:53,159 --> 00:41:54,434
Whoa! Whoa!
687
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:58,036
There must be some kind of
peaceful resolution to this, fellas.
688
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,913
Or even a violent one
where I'm standing over there.
689
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,119
(SNARLS)
690
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,193
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
691
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,755
(GROANS)
692
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,440
(SIGHS)
693
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,394
(GROANS)
694
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,751
Well, hello, boys.
695
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,914
(SPITS)
696
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,998
It's not ripe.
697
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:31,596
(GEORGE HARRISON'S
"MY SWEET LORD" PLAYING)
698
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,393
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
699
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,269
Welcome, everyone, to my world.
700
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,827
QUILL: Wow.
You have your own planet?
701
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,708
Come on.
No larger than your Earth's Moon.
702
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,432
Humility.
703
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:26,998
I like it.
704
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,715
I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
705
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,918
(LAUGHING)
706
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:16,358
You own a planet and can destroy
two dozen spaceships without a suit.
707
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,757
What are you exactly?
708
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,150
I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart.
709
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:26,994
A Celestial, like a god?
710
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,753
Mmm, small "g," son.
711
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,713
At least on the days
I'm feeling humble as Drax.
712
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,800
(EGO CHUCKLING)
713
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:46,039
QUILL: Whoa!
714
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:51,469
I don't know where I came from exactly.
715
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:53,596
First thing I remember is flickering...
716
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,070
adrift in the cosmos utterly...
717
00:44:57,079 --> 00:44:59,514
and entirely alone.
718
00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:02,510
Over millions of years...
719
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,275
I learned to control
the molecules around me.
720
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:09,711
I grew smarter and stronger.
721
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,717
And I continued building from there...
722
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,996
layer by layer...
723
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:19,753
the very planet you walk on now.
724
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,193
Whoa.
725
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,949
But I wanted more.
726
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,838
I desired...
727
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,469
meaning.
728
00:45:28,679 --> 00:45:32,639
"There must be some life
out there in the universe...
729
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,552
"besides just me," I thought.
730
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,753
And so, I set myself the task
of finding it.
731
00:45:40,119 --> 00:45:41,552
I created...
732
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,349
what I imagined biological life
to be like...
733
00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:49,273
down to the most minute detail.
734
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,753
Did you make a penis?
735
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,114
Dude!
736
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,507
What is wrong with you?
737
00:45:54,679 --> 00:45:57,672
If he is a planet, how could he
make a baby with your mother?
738
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840
He would smush her!
739
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480
(QUILL GROANS)
740
00:46:01,079 --> 00:46:03,275
I don't need to hear how my parents...
741
00:46:04,519 --> 00:46:05,519
Why?
742
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,871
My father would tell the story
743
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,871
of impregnating my mother
every winter solstice.
744
00:46:10,039 --> 00:46:11,472
That's disgusting.
745
00:46:11,639 --> 00:46:13,072
It was beautiful.
746
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,838
You Earthers have hang-ups.
747
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,469
Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
748
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,358
Ha! Thank you!
749
00:46:20,519 --> 00:46:21,635
It's not half bad.
750
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,233
- Oh.
- Ugh.
751
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:27,034
I've also got pain receptors,
and a digestive system...
752
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:28,952
and all the accompanying junk.
753
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,070
I wanted to experience
what it truly meant to be human...
754
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,231
as I set out amongst the stars...
755
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,114
until I found...
756
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,952
what I sought.
757
00:46:43,559 --> 00:46:44,708
Life.
758
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,748
I was not alone in the universe after all.
759
00:46:55,559 --> 00:46:57,391
When did you meet my mother?
760
00:47:01,559 --> 00:47:03,231
Not long after.
761
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,675
It was with Meredith
that I first experienced love.
762
00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:20,751
I called her my river lily.
763
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,514
And from that love, Peter...
764
00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:32,353
you.
765
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:43,155
I have searched for you for so long.
766
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,431
And when I heard of a man from Earth...
767
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:50,353
who held an Infinity Stone
in his hand without dying...
768
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:55,077
I knew you must be the son
of the woman I loved.
769
00:47:56,679 --> 00:47:59,068
If you loved her, why did you leave her?
770
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,994
(RAVAGERS CLAMORING)
771
00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:22,036
TULLK: This is mutiny!
772
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,827
This is mutiny!
773
00:48:28,159 --> 00:48:29,956
- (CLAMORING CONTINUES)
- (SCREAMS)
774
00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:35,317
- (TULLK YELLING)
- (RAVAGERS JEERING)
775
00:48:39,679 --> 00:48:41,032
TULLK: You're scum!
776
00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:42,996
(JEERING CONTINUES)
777
00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:45,954
RAVAGERS: Oh!
778
00:48:46,039 --> 00:48:47,074
(RAVAGERS WHOOPING)
779
00:49:16,559 --> 00:49:17,628
Captain!
780
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,360
Help me! Please!
781
00:49:20,559 --> 00:49:22,072
Captain!
782
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,032
You're the one what killed those men...
783
00:49:27,639 --> 00:49:29,436
by leading them down the wrong path.
784
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,958
Because you're weak.
785
00:49:32,159 --> 00:49:33,751
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL CHEERING)
786
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,952
And stupid!
787
00:49:38,039 --> 00:49:40,076
It's time for the Ravagers...
788
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,914
to rise once again to glory
with a new captain...
789
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,438
Taserface!
790
00:49:46,639 --> 00:49:48,119
(ALL CHEERING)
791
00:49:49,079 --> 00:49:50,398
(ROCKET LAUGHING)
792
00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:57,789
I'm sorry. Your name is...
793
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,597
It's Taserface?
794
00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:01,398
That's right.
795
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,074
Do you shoot tasers out of your face?
796
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,556
It's metaphorical!
797
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,719
ALL: Yeah!
798
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,320
For what?
799
00:50:14,599 --> 00:50:17,193
For it is a name what strikes fear...
800
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,112
into the hearts of anyone what hears it.
801
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,280
(ALL MURMURING)
802
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,027
Okay.
803
00:50:24,639 --> 00:50:25,867
ROCKET: Okay...
804
00:50:26,079 --> 00:50:27,228
whatever you say.
805
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,079
You shut up.
806
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,434
You're next.
807
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,672
Udonta, I have waited a long time to do...
808
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,920
- (ROCKET SNICKERING)
- What?
809
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:40,072
I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
810
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,277
I just keep imagining you
waking up in the morning, sir...
811
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,512
looking in the mirror and then
in all seriousness saying to yourself...
812
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:49,114
"You know what would be
a really kick-ass name?
813
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,548
"Taserface!" (LAUGHING)
814
00:50:52,639 --> 00:50:55,199
- That's how I hear you in my head!
- (ALL SNICKERING)
815
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:58,269
What was your second choice?
816
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,271
- Scrotum Hat?
- (ALL LAUGHING)
817
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,320
(LAUGHING)
818
00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:05,199
New plan. We're killing you first.
819
00:51:06,639 --> 00:51:09,677
Well, dying is certainly better
than having to live an entire life...
820
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,833
as a moronic shitbag who thinks
Taserface is a cool name.
821
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,833
That's enough killing for today.
822
00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:19,998
(RAVAGERS MURMURING)
823
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,478
RAVAGER: She's the daughter
of Thanos.
824
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,016
TASERFACE: I thought you were
the biggest sadist in the galaxy.
825
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:29,873
That was when Daddy
was paying my bills.
826
00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:33,668
The Priestess wants to
kill the fox herself.
827
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,672
And he has bounties on his head
in at least 12 Kree provinces.
828
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,833
I assure you...
829
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,833
I am not as easy a mark as an old man
without his magic stick...
830
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,831
or a talking woodland beast.
831
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,070
I want 10% of the take...
832
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,518
and a couple more things.
833
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,998
KRAGLIN: We got
a whole box of hands...
834
00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:56,990
- if that one don't work out.
- It is fine.
835
00:51:57,159 --> 00:52:00,356
You think them Kree
is gonna execute the captain?
836
00:52:00,519 --> 00:52:04,751
The Kree consider themselves merciful.
It will be painless.
837
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,356
Well, here it is.
It's the best ship we got.
838
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:10,197
Location of Ego's planet in the nav.
839
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,668
We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
840
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,956
What are you gonna do with your share?
841
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,155
As a child, my father
would have Gamora and me
842
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,077
battle one another in training.
843
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,188
Every time my sister prevailed...
844
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,670
my father would replace a piece of me
with machinery...
845
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,512
claiming he wanted me to be her equal.
846
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:32,431
But she won...
847
00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:37,434
again and again, and again,
never once refraining.
848
00:52:39,079 --> 00:52:41,389
So after I murder my sister...
849
00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:42,708
I will buy a warship
850
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,791
with every conceivable
instrument of death.
851
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,588
I will hunt my father like a dog,
and I will tear him apart slowly...
852
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,193
piece by piece...
853
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,750
until he knows some semblance
of the profound and unceasing pain...
854
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,036
I know every single day.
855
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,273
Yeah.
856
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,519
I was talking about,
like, a pretty necklace.
857
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,231
Or a nice hat.
858
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,119
Something to make the other girls go,
"Ooh, that's nice!"
859
00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:15,277
Anyways, happy trails.
860
00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:26,516
My mother told everyone
my father was from the stars.
861
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,793
She had brain cancer,
so everyone thought she was delusional.
862
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,994
Peter...
863
00:53:32,159 --> 00:53:34,056
Listen, I'd love to believe all of this,
I really would.
864
00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:35,478
But you left...
865
00:53:35,639 --> 00:53:38,438
the most wonderful woman ever...
866
00:53:38,639 --> 00:53:40,119
to die alone.
867
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,710
I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.
868
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,030
If I don't return regularly
to my planet...
869
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:47,592
and the light within it...
870
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,318
this form will wither and perish.
871
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,519
So why didn't you come back?
Why did you send Yondu?
872
00:53:51,639 --> 00:53:53,550
A criminal, of all people,
to come and fetch me?
873
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,956
I loved your mother, Peter!
874
00:53:56,119 --> 00:53:58,474
I couldn't stand to set foot
on an Earth...
875
00:53:58,639 --> 00:54:01,472
where she wasn't living!
You can't imagine what that's like!
876
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:04,028
I know exactly what that feels like!
877
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:05,952
I had to watch her die!
878
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,472
Over the millions and millions
of years of my existence...
879
00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:17,108
I've made many mistakes, Peter.
880
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,155
But you're not one of them.
881
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,708
Please give me the chance to be
the father she would want me to be.
882
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,710
There's so much that I need to
teach you about this planet...
883
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,552
and the light within.
884
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,117
They are a part of you, Peter.
885
00:54:42,039 --> 00:54:43,632
What do you mean?
886
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:46,351
Give me your hands, son.
887
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,474
Here.
888
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,237
Hold them like that.
889
00:54:57,159 --> 00:55:00,038
Now, close your eyes and concentrate.
890
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:04,157
Take your brain
to the center of this planet.
891
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,548
(QUILL EXHALES DEEPLY)
892
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,954
(GASPS)
893
00:55:09,079 --> 00:55:10,911
Yes!
894
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,077
Whoa!
895
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:14,592
Yes! It's okay.
896
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,829
Just relax. Concentrate.
897
00:55:16,039 --> 00:55:18,110
You can do it. Bring it back.
898
00:55:18,679 --> 00:55:19,748
Yes!
899
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,197
Yes, now shape it.
900
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:26,231
Feel that energy.
901
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,400
Yes.
902
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,039
You're home.
903
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:40,748
Peter...
904
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,157
DRAX: How did you get to
this weird, dumb planet?
905
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,677
MANTIS: Ego found me
in my larva state.
906
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,273
Orphaned on my homeworld.
907
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,800
He raised me by hand,
and kept me as his own.
908
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,679
So you're a pet?
909
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,278
I suppose.
910
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,155
People usually want cute pets.
911
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,594
Why would Ego want
such a hideous one?
912
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,079
I am hideous?
913
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,389
You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
914
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:46,635
But that's a good thing.
915
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,840
Oh?
916
00:56:48,199 --> 00:56:49,871
When you're ugly,
and someone loves you...
917
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,474
you know they love you for who you are.
918
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,195
Beautiful people never know
who to trust.
919
00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:59,992
Well, then I'm certainly grateful
to be ugly.
920
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:04,670
DRAX: Those pools,
they remind me of a time...
921
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,355
when I took my daughter
to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.
922
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:10,833
She was like you.
923
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,753
Disgusting?
924
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,989
Innocent.
925
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,193
(SOBS)
926
00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:44,871
(SIGHS)
927
00:57:48,199 --> 00:57:49,199
Drax?
928
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,512
There's something I must tell you.
929
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,068
What's going on?
930
00:58:02,239 --> 00:58:04,117
This gross bug lady is my new friend.
931
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,670
I'm learning many things,
like I'm a pet and ugly.
932
00:58:08,079 --> 00:58:09,592
You're not ugly. Drax!
933
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,079
What are you talking about?
934
00:58:11,239 --> 00:58:12,389
GAMORA: Mantis...
935
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,911
can you show us where we'll be staying?
936
00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:17,280
Why are there no other beings
on this planet?
937
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,510
MANTIS: The planet is Ego.
938
00:58:19,719 --> 00:58:21,914
A dog would not invite a flea
to live on his back.
939
00:58:22,719 --> 00:58:23,914
And you're not a flea?
940
00:58:24,119 --> 00:58:26,429
I'm a flea with a purpose.
941
00:58:27,079 --> 00:58:28,637
I help him sleep.
942
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,952
What were you about to say to Drax
before I walked out?
943
00:58:38,039 --> 00:58:39,074
Nothing.
944
00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:41,916
Your quarters are this way.
945
00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:48,269
(BOTH GRUNT)
946
00:58:49,599 --> 00:58:52,989
We deliver you to the Kree
in the morning.
947
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,436
Neither one of you will last
much longer after that.
948
00:58:59,199 --> 00:59:01,155
Okay, Taserface.
949
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,989
Hey, tell the other guys we said...
950
00:59:04,159 --> 00:59:05,559
"Hi," Taserface!
951
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,480
(SIGHS)
952
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,233
What about this little plant?
Can I smash it with a rock?
953
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,952
No, Gef.
954
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,791
It's too adorable to kill.
955
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,791
Take it to the tailor.
956
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,630
No offense, but your employees
are a bunch of jerks.
957
00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:30,829
I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years
when Stakar freed me.
958
00:59:33,519 --> 00:59:36,159
He offered me a place
with the Ravagers.
959
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,717
He said all I needed to do
was adhere to the code.
960
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,677
But I was young...
961
00:59:43,639 --> 00:59:47,076
and greedy, and stupid.
962
00:59:48,039 --> 00:59:50,155
Like you stealing those batteries.
963
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,833
That was mostly Drax.
964
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,829
Me and Stakar and the other captains...
965
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,108
we weren't so different from
you and your friends.
966
01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:02,990
The only family I ever had.
967
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,112
When I broke the code...
968
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,032
they exiled me.
969
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,793
This is what I deserve.
970
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,672
Slow down, drama queen.
971
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,518
You might deserve this, but I don't.
972
01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:18,431
We gotta get outta here.
973
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,034
Where's Quill?
974
01:00:21,199 --> 01:00:22,757
He went off with his old man.
975
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,197
- Ego?
- Yeah.
976
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,315
It's a day for dumbass names.
977
01:00:28,719 --> 01:00:29,719
(CHUCKLES)
978
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,829
You're smiling.
And for a second, I got a warm feeling.
979
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,753
But then it was ruined
by those disgusting-ass teeth.
980
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,307
You like a professional asshole or what?
981
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,480
Pretty much a pro.
982
01:00:40,559 --> 01:00:43,233
Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego
like you promised?
983
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,597
He was skinny.
984
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,112
Could fit into places we couldn't.
Good for thievin'.
985
01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:51,599
Uh-huh.
986
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:58,237
I got an idea on how to get outta here.
987
01:00:59,199 --> 01:01:01,713
But we're gonna need your little friend.
988
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,235
ALL: (CHANTING)
Mascot, mascot, mascot...
989
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:13,757
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
990
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,675
Little fellow's all worked up!
He needs a drink!
991
01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:20,635
(COUGHING)
992
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,478
Look how cute it is
when it's all riled up.
993
01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:29,516
He's goddang precious!
994
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:31,188
(ALL LAUGHING)
995
01:01:31,519 --> 01:01:33,237
(GRUNTING)
996
01:01:33,719 --> 01:01:34,719
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
997
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,280
YONDU: Psst!
998
01:01:43,559 --> 01:01:45,277
Hey, twig!
999
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:46,998
Come here.
1000
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,708
Come on.
1001
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,280
Aw, man...
1002
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,913
what did they do to you?
1003
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:03,474
Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
1004
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,516
There's something I need you to get,
and bring back to me.
1005
01:02:07,679 --> 01:02:11,719
In the captain's quarters,
there's a prototype fin...
1006
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,512
the thing I wore on my head.
1007
01:02:14,239 --> 01:02:18,278
There's a drawer next to the bunk.
It's in that. It's red.
1008
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,753
You got it?
1009
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,838
(RAVAGERS SNORING)
1010
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:54,998
That's my underwears.
1011
01:02:55,159 --> 01:02:57,376
Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know
what you were talkin' about.
1012
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,391
You have to explain it more careful.
1013
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,349
It's a prototype fin.
1014
01:03:05,679 --> 01:03:06,748
(SCREECHING)
1015
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,592
That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
1016
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,351
You explain it this time.
1017
01:03:15,639 --> 01:03:17,039
All right.
1018
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,757
YONDU: That's Vorker's eye.
1019
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,911
He takes it out when he sleeps.
1020
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:23,432
Go. Look again.
1021
01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:24,998
But leave the eye here.
1022
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,474
Why?
1023
01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:27,992
He's gonna wake up tomorrow...
1024
01:03:28,199 --> 01:03:30,554
and he's not gonna know...
1025
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:32,949
where his eye is! (LAUGHING)
1026
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:40,717
That's a desk.
1027
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,592
We told you it was this big.
1028
01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:51,755
Tell me you guys have
a refrigerator somewhere...
1029
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,639
with a bunch of severed human toes.
1030
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,394
Okay. Then let's just agree
to never discuss this.
1031
01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:05,355
The drawer you wanna open
has this symbol on it.
1032
01:04:05,519 --> 01:04:06,873
Okay?
1033
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,277
What? No!
1034
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,695
He thinks you want him
to wear it as a hat.
1035
01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:20,039
That's not what I said!
1036
01:04:20,199 --> 01:04:21,199
I am Groot.
1037
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,456
He's relieved you don't want him to.
1038
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,958
- I am Groot.
- He hates hats.
1039
01:04:24,119 --> 01:04:24,791
I am Groot.
1040
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,148
On anyone, not just himself.
1041
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,150
I am Groot.
1042
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:29,295
One minute you think someone
has a weird-shaped head...
1043
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,175
the next minute it's just because
you realize part of that head is the hat.
1044
01:04:32,199 --> 01:04:33,474
That's why you don't like hats?
1045
01:04:34,679 --> 01:04:36,954
This is an important conversation
right now?
1046
01:04:38,599 --> 01:04:39,918
(SNORING)
1047
01:04:44,239 --> 01:04:45,514
(BURPS)
1048
01:05:13,679 --> 01:05:14,679
KRAGLIN: That ain't it.
1049
01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:26,032
I didn't mean to do a mutiny.
1050
01:05:29,079 --> 01:05:30,911
They killed all my friends.
1051
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,474
Get the third quadrant ready for release.
1052
01:05:44,199 --> 01:05:45,199
One more thing.
1053
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:49,349
You got any clones of Quill's
old music on the ship?
1054
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:56,393
(FEEDBACK)
1055
01:05:56,679 --> 01:05:59,797
(JAY & THE AMERICANS' "COME
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER" PLAYING)
1056
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:07,672
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1057
01:06:12,679 --> 01:06:13,679
(BOTH GASP)
1058
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,472
(WHISTLES)
1059
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,987
(BOTH GROANING)
1060
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,548
Ah.
1061
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,438
(MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)
1062
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,150
(GRUNTS) He's got it!
1063
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,833
Yondu's got the fin!
1064
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Go!
1065
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:59,152
- (WHISTLES)
- (ALL GASP)
1066
01:07:07,119 --> 01:07:08,916
(RAVAGERS GROANING)
1067
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,389
(WHISTLES)
1068
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,440
Down there!
1069
01:07:27,599 --> 01:07:30,068
- (WHISTLES)
- (RAVAGERS GROANING)
1070
01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:36,954
(SCREAMING)
1071
01:07:50,159 --> 01:07:51,990
Oh! (SCREAMING)
1072
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,514
(YELLING)
1073
01:07:56,199 --> 01:07:57,838
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1074
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,440
(GROANS)
1075
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,956
- (CONTINUES YELLING)
- (SCREAMING)
1076
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,512
(RAVAGERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1077
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,069
(WHISTLES)
1078
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:23,675
(ALL GROANING)
1079
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,873
(YONDU WHISTLING)
1080
01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:27,672
(ALL GROANING)
1081
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:30,753
(RAVAGERS SHOUTING)
1082
01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:36,119
(GROANS)
1083
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,318
(GROANS)
1084
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,868
(ALL LAUGHING)
1085
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:04,960
(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)
1086
01:09:15,239 --> 01:09:16,274
(WHISTLES)
1087
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:19,992
(WHISTLES)
1088
01:09:20,359 --> 01:09:22,430
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHS)
1089
01:09:25,079 --> 01:09:26,512
You maniac.
1090
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,755
The whole ship's gonna blow.
1091
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,034
(GROANING)
1092
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,271
Not the whole ship.
1093
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:43,479
(WHISTLES)
1094
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:54,595
(GRUNTS)
1095
01:09:56,079 --> 01:09:57,559
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1096
01:09:59,239 --> 01:10:00,274
Who is this?
1097
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,717
I am sending you
the coordinates for Yondu's ship.
1098
01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:07,077
- Release the quadrant!
- Aye, Captain!
1099
01:10:07,239 --> 01:10:09,753
I only ask one thing.
1100
01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:11,877
That your High Priestess...
1101
01:10:12,039 --> 01:10:15,510
tell him the name of the man
what sealed his fate.
1102
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,716
- Taserface!
- (SNICKERS)
1103
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,114
(LAUGHING)
1104
01:10:23,399 --> 01:10:24,399
(GROANS)
1105
01:10:25,399 --> 01:10:26,435
(GRUNTS)
1106
01:10:42,079 --> 01:10:43,307
Where to, Captain?
1107
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:44,479
Ego.
1108
01:10:46,119 --> 01:10:47,154
No, boy!
1109
01:10:55,039 --> 01:10:59,591
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.
1110
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,760
I know that.
1111
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,234
We are about to do 700!
1112
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:07,920
(SCREAMING)
1113
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:09,840
(SCREAMING)
1114
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:11,588
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1115
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,347
(SAM COOKE'S "BRING IT ON HOME
TO ME" PLAYING)
1116
01:11:17,119 --> 01:11:19,235
QUILL: So I guess this could
all be mine someday.
1117
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,113
Rocket? Rocket, are you there?
1118
01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:25,515
(SIGHS)
1119
01:11:30,359 --> 01:11:32,078
What are you doing, Peter?
1120
01:11:34,359 --> 01:11:35,679
Dance with me.
1121
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,353
I'm not going to dance with you.
1122
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,278
This is Sam Cooke...
1123
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,990
one of the greatest
Earth singers of all time.
1124
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:45,479
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1125
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:14,150
Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
1126
01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:17,840
If you ever tell anyone about this...
1127
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,399
I will kill you.
1128
01:12:20,159 --> 01:12:24,038
When are we gonna do something
about this unspoken thing between us?
1129
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,078
What unspoken thing?
1130
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,231
This...
1131
01:12:29,399 --> 01:12:32,198
Cheers, Sam and Diane...
1132
01:12:32,359 --> 01:12:34,920
a guy and a girl on a TV show
who dig each other...
1133
01:12:35,119 --> 01:12:36,536
but never say it because if they do,
1134
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,680
the ratings would go down...
1135
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,868
sort of thing.
1136
01:12:39,039 --> 01:12:40,472
There's no unspoken thing.
1137
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:44,435
Well, it's a catch-22,
because if you said it,
1138
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,668
then it would be spoken...
1139
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,599
and you would be a liar.
So, by not saying it...
1140
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:52,917
you are telling the truth,
and admitting that there is.
1141
01:12:53,079 --> 01:12:54,990
No, that's not what I...
1142
01:12:56,159 --> 01:12:57,159
(SIGHS)
1143
01:12:57,319 --> 01:13:01,359
What we should be discussing right now
is something about this place.
1144
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,231
It doesn't feel right.
1145
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,949
What are you talking about?
1146
01:13:06,119 --> 01:13:07,536
You're the one who wanted me
to come here!
1147
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,787
That girl Mantis...
1148
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,029
she's afraid of something.
1149
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:12,515
Why are you trying to take this
away from me?
1150
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,875
I'm not trying...
1151
01:13:14,039 --> 01:13:15,951
He's my father. He's blood.
1152
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:17,935
You have blood on Earth
and you never wanted to return there.
1153
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,076
Again, you made me come here!
1154
01:13:20,239 --> 01:13:22,296
And Earth is the place
where my mother died in front of me.
1155
01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:24,958
No, it's because that place is real,
and this is a fantasy.
1156
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:27,872
This is real!
I'm only half human, remember?
1157
01:13:28,039 --> 01:13:29,399
That's the half I'm worried about.
1158
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:31,677
Oh, I get it. You're jealous...
1159
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,189
because I'm part-god,
and you like when I'm the weak one.
1160
01:13:34,359 --> 01:13:36,873
You were insufferable to begin with.
1161
01:13:37,039 --> 01:13:38,336
I haven't been able to reach Rocket.
1162
01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:39,855
I'm gonna go outside,
and I'm gonna try and get a signal.
1163
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,837
You know what?
This is not Cheers after all!
1164
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,832
This is whatever the show is
where one person is willing...
1165
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,717
to open themselves up
to new possibility,
1166
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,471
and the other person is a jerk...
1167
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,436
who doesn't trust anybody!
1168
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,271
It's a show that doesn't exist.
1169
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:54,920
That's why it would get zero ratings!
1170
01:13:55,359 --> 01:13:57,475
I don't know what Cheers is!
1171
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,637
I finally found my family.
Don't you understand that?
1172
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,518
I thought you already had.
1173
01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:32,189
(SIGHS)
1174
01:14:33,039 --> 01:14:34,268
Damn it.
1175
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:55,479
(GASPS)
1176
01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,154
(SCREAMING)
1177
01:15:04,319 --> 01:15:05,912
(GRUNTS)
1178
01:15:07,359 --> 01:15:08,429
Psychopath!
1179
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:20,793
(PANTING)
1180
01:15:35,119 --> 01:15:37,189
- (YELLING)
- (YELPING)
1181
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:41,555
(GRUNTS)
1182
01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:44,997
(YELPS)
1183
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,234
(PANTING)
1184
01:15:53,159 --> 01:15:54,159
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
1185
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,154
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1186
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:15,640
(YELLING)
1187
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:19,990
- (YELPS)
- (CONTINUES YELLING)
1188
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:22,429
(WHIMPERS)
1189
01:16:23,159 --> 01:16:24,309
(CONTINUES YELLING)
1190
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,033
(PANTING)
1191
01:16:34,359 --> 01:16:35,587
(NEBULA COUGHING)
1192
01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:40,229
(GROANING)
1193
01:16:45,039 --> 01:16:46,520
- (GAMORA GRUNTING)
- (NEBULA PANTING)
1194
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,671
(BOTH SCREAM)
1195
01:16:59,319 --> 01:17:00,719
(BOTH GROANING)
1196
01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,037
- (NEBULA YELLS)
- (GAMORA GROANS)
1197
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,551
Are you kidding me?
1198
01:17:21,239 --> 01:17:22,239
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1199
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:35,960
(GASPING)
1200
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,760
(YELLS)
1201
01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:46,239
(GAMORA COUGHING)
1202
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000
I win.
1203
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,795
I win. I bested you in combat.
1204
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,871
No. I saved your life.
1205
01:17:53,039 --> 01:17:54,871
Well, you were stupid enough
to let me live.
1206
01:17:55,039 --> 01:17:56,039
You let me live!
1207
01:17:56,079 --> 01:17:57,957
I don't need you always
trying to beat me!
1208
01:17:58,119 --> 01:17:59,536
I'm not the one that just
flew across the universe
1209
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:00,753
just because I wanted to win.
1210
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,557
Do not tell me what I want.
1211
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,199
I don't need to tell you what you want!
1212
01:18:04,239 --> 01:18:05,239
It's obvious!
1213
01:18:05,399 --> 01:18:08,358
You were the one who wanted to win.
And I just wanted a sister!
1214
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:17,752
You were all I had.
1215
01:18:19,119 --> 01:18:21,792
But you were the one
who needed to win.
1216
01:18:23,119 --> 01:18:25,314
Thanos pulled my eye from my head...
1217
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:28,110
and my brain from my skull...
1218
01:18:29,279 --> 01:18:31,157
and my arm from my body...
1219
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,916
because of you.
1220
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:39,239
(NEBULA SIGHS)
1221
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,880
(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
(YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING)
1222
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,954
You all right, son?
1223
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,958
I saw your girl stomp off
a little earlier in quite a huff.
1224
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:04,953
Yeah. (SIGHS)
1225
01:19:05,119 --> 01:19:06,837
It's fortuitous...
1226
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,228
you listening to this song.
1227
01:19:08,399 --> 01:19:09,957
- You know...
- Brandy?
1228
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:11,475
By Looking Glass?
1229
01:19:13,359 --> 01:19:14,800
(CHUCKLES) A favorite of your mom's.
1230
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,153
Yeah, it was.
1231
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,359
One of Earth's greatest
musical compositions.
1232
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:21,510
Perhaps its very greatest.
1233
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,680
Yes!
1234
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,957
Peter, you and I,
we're the sailor in that song.
1235
01:19:28,239 --> 01:19:29,992
He came on a summer's day.
1236
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,948
Bringing gifts from far away.
1237
01:19:35,039 --> 01:19:37,507
Like the child I put in your mother...
1238
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,591
or the freedom you brought Gamora.
1239
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,796
Brandy, you're a fine girl.
1240
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,599
What a good wife you would be.
1241
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,359
My life, my love.
1242
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,796
My lady is the sea.
1243
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,791
The sea calls the sailor back.
1244
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,474
He loves the girl,
but that's not his place.
1245
01:20:00,279 --> 01:20:04,193
The sea calls upon him
as history calls upon great men.
1246
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:08,916
And sometimes we are deprived
the pleasures of mortals.
1247
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,676
Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
1248
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,954
No, Peter...
1249
01:20:13,159 --> 01:20:15,070
death will remain a stranger
to both of us...
1250
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,630
as long as the light
burns within the planet.
1251
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,715
I'm immortal?
1252
01:20:20,239 --> 01:20:21,239
Mmm-hmm.
1253
01:20:22,039 --> 01:20:23,074
Really?
1254
01:20:23,239 --> 01:20:26,073
Yes! As long as the light exists.
1255
01:20:27,079 --> 01:20:30,310
And I can use the light
to build cool things...
1256
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:32,788
like how you made this whole planet?
1257
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,314
It might take you
a few million years of practice...
1258
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:37,755
before you get really good at it.
But, yes!
1259
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,920
What!
1260
01:20:39,199 --> 01:20:42,670
Get ready for an 800-foot statue
of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
1261
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,875
and Heather Locklear.
1262
01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:45,199
You can do anything you want.
1263
01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:46,673
I'm gonna make some weird shit.
1264
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:49,990
But you know, Peter,
it is a tremendous responsibility.
1265
01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:52,673
Only we can remake the universe.
1266
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,307
Only we can take the bridle
of the cosmos...
1267
01:20:55,479 --> 01:20:58,313
and lead it to where it needs to go.
1268
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,515
How?
1269
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,353
Come with me.
1270
01:21:15,119 --> 01:21:16,269
(GASPS)
1271
01:21:18,359 --> 01:21:19,587
(SNORING)
1272
01:21:22,359 --> 01:21:23,952
Drax, Drax. Drax!
1273
01:21:24,399 --> 01:21:25,957
Drax! We need to talk.
1274
01:21:28,119 --> 01:21:29,951
I'm sorry.
1275
01:21:30,119 --> 01:21:32,314
But I like a woman
with some meat on her bones.
1276
01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:33,548
What?
1277
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,951
I tried to let you down easily
by telling you I found you disgusting.
1278
01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:38,512
No, that's not what I...
1279
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,393
(RETCHING)
1280
01:21:42,119 --> 01:21:43,519
What are you doing?
1281
01:21:44,159 --> 01:21:46,469
I'm imagining being with you physically.
1282
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,958
Drax...
1283
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:49,628
I don't like you like that.
1284
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,149
I don't even like
the type of thing you are.
1285
01:21:52,319 --> 01:21:54,753
Hey! There's no need to get personal.
1286
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,479
Listen! Ego's gotten exactly
what he wanted.
1287
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,398
I should have told you earlier.
1288
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,591
I'm stupid. You are in danger.
1289
01:22:03,119 --> 01:22:04,757
(BOTH PANTING)
1290
01:22:08,359 --> 01:22:09,359
What is that?
1291
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:16,395
Now, you need to readjust
the way you process life.
1292
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,712
Everything around us,
including the girl...
1293
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,350
Everything is temporary.
1294
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,318
We are forever.
1295
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,953
Doesn't eternity get boring?
1296
01:22:28,119 --> 01:22:30,509
Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
1297
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,636
which is why you're here.
1298
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,956
I told you how all those years ago...
1299
01:22:35,119 --> 01:22:39,238
I had an unceasing impulse to find life.
1300
01:22:39,399 --> 01:22:43,439
But what I did not tell you was how,
when I finally did find it...
1301
01:22:44,119 --> 01:22:45,394
it was all so...
1302
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,711
disappointing.
1303
01:22:50,039 --> 01:22:53,555
And that is when I came...
1304
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:57,395
to a profound realization.
1305
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,872
My innate desire to seek out other life...
1306
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:07,631
was not so that I could
walk among that life.
1307
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,029
Peter...
1308
01:23:12,079 --> 01:23:15,277
I have found meaning.
1309
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:26,760
(GASPING)
1310
01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:36,512
I see it.
1311
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,712
Eternity!
1312
01:23:41,159 --> 01:23:42,639
Oh, my God.
1313
01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:55,157
We need to get off this planet.
1314
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:56,912
(ALL SCREAMING)
1315
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,274
Oh, man.
1316
01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,788
Anyway, before I was
so rudely interrupted...
1317
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,837
At that time,
I was a Federal Express man.
1318
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,238
(ALL SCREAMING)
1319
01:24:22,159 --> 01:24:23,639
(BOTH GROAN)
1320
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,989
What the hell you doing, boy?
1321
01:24:29,079 --> 01:24:31,149
I could tell
by how you talked about him...
1322
01:24:31,319 --> 01:24:32,639
this Ego is bad news.
1323
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,438
We're here to save Quill.
1324
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,639
For what? Huh?
For honor? For love?
1325
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,792
No. I don't care about those things.
1326
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,189
I wanna save Quill
so I can prove I'm better than him!
1327
01:24:44,359 --> 01:24:47,113
I can lord this over him forever.
1328
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:48,628
(LAUGHING)
1329
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,712
What are you laughing at me for?
1330
01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:56,069
You can fool yourself and everyone else,
but you can't fool me.
1331
01:24:56,239 --> 01:24:57,514
I know who you are.
1332
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,829
You don't know anything
about me, loser.
1333
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,274
I know everything about you.
1334
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,229
I know you play like
you're the meanest and the hardest...
1335
01:25:05,399 --> 01:25:06,895
but, actually,
you're the most scared of all.
1336
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,920
Shut up!
1337
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,314
I know you steal batteries
you don't need...
1338
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:13,073
and you push away anyone
who's willing to put up with you...
1339
01:25:13,239 --> 01:25:14,655
because just a little bit of love...
1340
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,956
reminds you how big and empty
that hole inside you actually is.
1341
01:25:18,359 --> 01:25:19,587
I said shut up!
1342
01:25:20,079 --> 01:25:23,152
I know them scientists what made you,
never gave a rat's ass about you.
1343
01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:24,639
I'm serious, dude!
1344
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,359
Just like my own damn parents
who sold me...
1345
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,396
their own little baby, into slavery.
1346
01:25:30,039 --> 01:25:32,270
I know who you are, boy.
1347
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:34,470
Because you're me.
1348
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,069
What kind of a pair are we?
1349
01:25:44,399 --> 01:25:47,436
The kind that's about to
go fight a planet, I reckon.
1350
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,671
All right, okay! Good. Wait.
1351
01:25:51,199 --> 01:25:52,474
Fight a what?
1352
01:25:54,439 --> 01:25:55,667
(GAMORA YELLS)
1353
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,000
Who are you people?
1354
01:25:58,119 --> 01:25:59,119
What is this place?
1355
01:25:59,239 --> 01:26:00,239
Gamora, let her go!
1356
01:26:00,399 --> 01:26:02,435
The bodies in the caverns...
Who are they?
1357
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,908
You are scared.
1358
01:26:06,479 --> 01:26:07,548
(MANTIS COUGHING)
1359
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:11,318
I call it the Expansion.
1360
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:15,750
It is my purpose...
1361
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,435
and now it is yours as well.
1362
01:26:20,319 --> 01:26:21,752
It's beautiful.
1363
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,274
Over thousands of years...
1364
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:28,591
I implanted thousands
of extensions of myself...
1365
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,479
on thousands of worlds.
1366
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:35,427
I need to fulfill
life's one true purpose...
1367
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,476
To grow and spread...
1368
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,756
covering all that exists...
1369
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,998
until everything is...
1370
01:26:46,399 --> 01:26:47,399
Me!
1371
01:26:48,199 --> 01:26:50,430
What did she do to me?
1372
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,231
She already told me everything.
1373
01:26:52,399 --> 01:26:54,960
I only had one problem.
1374
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,671
A single Celestial
doesn't have enough power
1375
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,716
for such an enterprise.
1376
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,996
But two Celestials...
1377
01:27:03,159 --> 01:27:06,470
Well, now, that just might do.
1378
01:27:09,239 --> 01:27:10,592
The bodies...
1379
01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:13,635
are his children.
1380
01:27:14,199 --> 01:27:15,394
EGO: Out of all my labors...
1381
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,796
the most beguiling was...
1382
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,355
attempting to graft my DNA
with that of another species.
1383
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,431
I hoped the result of such a coupling
would be enough...
1384
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,430
to power the Expansion.
1385
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,033
I had Yondu deliver
some of them to me.
1386
01:27:30,199 --> 01:27:33,590
It broke the Ravager code,
but I compensated him generously...
1387
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,514
and to ease his conscience,
I said I'd never hurt them.
1388
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,239
I mean, that was true.
They never felt a thing.
1389
01:27:40,439 --> 01:27:43,716
But one after the other, they failed me.
1390
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:47,713
Not one of them carried
the Celestial genes.
1391
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,029
Until you, Peter.
1392
01:27:50,359 --> 01:27:52,920
Out of all my spawn...
1393
01:27:53,119 --> 01:27:57,193
only you carried
the connection to the light.
1394
01:27:57,359 --> 01:28:00,238
We need to find Peter now,
and get off this damn planet.
1395
01:28:00,399 --> 01:28:02,993
Ego will have won him
to his side by now.
1396
01:28:04,199 --> 01:28:05,599
- Then we just go.
- No!
1397
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,029
- He's our friend.
- All any of you do...
1398
01:28:08,199 --> 01:28:10,350
is yell at each other.
You are not friends.
1399
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,872
You're right.
1400
01:28:12,399 --> 01:28:13,435
We're family.
1401
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:16,872
We leave no one behind.
1402
01:28:20,359 --> 01:28:21,634
Except maybe you.
1403
01:28:22,239 --> 01:28:23,719
Oh, my God.
1404
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:26,510
For the first time in my existence...
1405
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,591
I am truly not alone!
1406
01:28:35,159 --> 01:28:36,309
What is it, son?
1407
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:40,828
My friends.
1408
01:28:42,199 --> 01:28:46,238
You see,
that's the mortal in you, Peter.
1409
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,560
Yes.
1410
01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:50,912
We are beyond such things.
1411
01:28:51,079 --> 01:28:52,079
Yes.
1412
01:28:54,399 --> 01:28:55,627
- Now...
- But my mother...
1413
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:00,908
You said you loved my mother.
1414
01:29:01,079 --> 01:29:02,592
And that I did.
1415
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:08,708
My river lily who knew all the words
to every song that came over the radio.
1416
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,193
I returned to Earth
to see her three times.
1417
01:29:13,359 --> 01:29:15,873
And I knew if I returned a fourth...
1418
01:29:16,039 --> 01:29:17,597
I'd never leave.
1419
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,278
The Expansion...
1420
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,034
the reason for my very existence,
would be over.
1421
01:29:24,199 --> 01:29:26,235
So, I did what I had to do.
1422
01:29:29,039 --> 01:29:32,430
But it broke my heart
to put that tumor in her head.
1423
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,868
What?
1424
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,597
Now, all right...
1425
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,398
I know that sounds bad.
1426
01:29:42,159 --> 01:29:44,115
(GROANING)
1427
01:29:53,439 --> 01:29:56,876
Who in the hell do you think you are?
1428
01:29:57,039 --> 01:29:58,597
You killed my mother!
1429
01:29:58,760 --> 01:29:59,795
I tried...
1430
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,712
so hard...
1431
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,359
to find the form...
1432
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,908
that best suited you...
1433
01:30:06,079 --> 01:30:08,389
and this is the thanks I get?
1434
01:30:10,199 --> 01:30:12,588
You really need to grow up.
1435
01:30:16,279 --> 01:30:19,078
- (GASPS)
- I wanted to do this together...
1436
01:30:19,239 --> 01:30:21,195
but I suppose you'll have to learn
1437
01:30:21,279 --> 01:30:24,590
by spending the next thousand years
as a battery!
1438
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,228
(TRANSMITTER BEEPING)
1439
01:30:26,319 --> 01:30:27,992
Finally! Rocket?
1440
01:30:28,159 --> 01:30:30,993
Keep that transmitter nearby,
so I can find you.
1441
01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:34,356
We're in an old piece of construction
equipment Yondu once used...
1442
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,935
to slice open the Bank of A 'askavaria.
1443
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:36,960
Ego's unhinged.
1444
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,479
ROCKET: I know. Get ready.
1445
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,913
Drop her, Kraglin.
1446
01:30:40,319 --> 01:30:41,514
(GRUNTS)
1447
01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,668
No.
1448
01:31:03,039 --> 01:31:05,159
(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
(YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING)
1449
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,672
EGO: My life, my love.
1450
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,034
My lady is the sea
1451
01:31:18,199 --> 01:31:19,314
Peter...
1452
01:31:20,119 --> 01:31:22,314
this is the sea.
1453
01:31:24,399 --> 01:31:25,399
Oh...
1454
01:31:28,199 --> 01:31:29,519
(SCREAMING)
1455
01:31:32,239 --> 01:31:33,239
(ALL GASP)
1456
01:31:50,199 --> 01:31:51,269
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1457
01:31:59,279 --> 01:32:00,279
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1458
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,192
Hey, there, jackass!
1459
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:12,680
(GROANS)
1460
01:32:13,279 --> 01:32:14,429
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1461
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,033
MAN: What is that thing?
1462
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,390
Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
1463
01:32:29,039 --> 01:32:30,039
(BABY GROOT GRUNTING)
1464
01:32:33,239 --> 01:32:35,912
I told you something didn't feel right.
1465
01:32:36,079 --> 01:32:38,389
"I told you so."
Just what I need to hear right now.
1466
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,231
Well, I came back, didn't I?
1467
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,239
Because there's an unspoken thing.
1468
01:32:42,359 --> 01:32:44,430
There is no unspoken thing.
1469
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,439
What are you doing?
You could've killed us all!
1470
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,478
Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?
1471
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:49,833
We had it under control.
1472
01:32:50,039 --> 01:32:52,314
We did not.
That is only an extension...
1473
01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:54,515
of his true self.
He will be back soon.
1474
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:55,953
What's Smurfette doing here?
1475
01:32:56,119 --> 01:32:58,030
Whatever I need to do to get
a damn ride home.
1476
01:32:58,199 --> 01:32:59,427
She tried to murder me!
1477
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,591
I saved you, you stupid fox!
1478
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,028
He's not a fox.
1479
01:33:03,199 --> 01:33:05,270
- I am Groot.
- I'm not a raboon, either.
1480
01:33:05,439 --> 01:33:06,439
I am Groot.
1481
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,038
"Raccoon." Whatever.
1482
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,878
How do we kill a Celestial?
1483
01:33:13,039 --> 01:33:14,472
There's a center to him.
1484
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,756
His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
1485
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,039
Some sort of protective shell.
1486
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:19,515
It's in the caverns...
1487
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,680
below the surface.
1488
01:33:23,359 --> 01:33:24,872
- Yondu?
- (GRUNTS)
1489
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,960
(QUILL GRUNTS)
1490
01:33:30,359 --> 01:33:31,952
(ALL YELP)
1491
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,675
Thrusters are out.
1492
01:33:35,239 --> 01:33:37,070
Guess I should be glad
I was a skinny kid.
1493
01:33:37,239 --> 01:33:39,199
Otherwise, you'd have
delivered me to this maniac.
1494
01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:40,496
You still reckon that's the reason
1495
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:41,680
I kept you around, you idiot?
1496
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,439
That's what you told me, you old doofus.
1497
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,079
Once I figured out
what happened to them other kids...
1498
01:33:46,199 --> 01:33:47,792
I wasn't just gonna hand you over.
1499
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,551
You said you were gonna eat me.
1500
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,118
That was being funny!
1501
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,154
Not to me!
1502
01:33:53,319 --> 01:33:54,547
You people have issues.
1503
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,438
Of course I have issues.
1504
01:33:57,399 --> 01:34:00,198
That's my freakin' father!
1505
01:34:00,399 --> 01:34:01,957
Thrusters are back up.
1506
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,029
(EGO YELLING)
1507
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,471
(ALL GRUNT)
1508
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,710
- We should be going up!
- QUILL: We can't!
1509
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,387
Ego wants to eradicate
the universe as we know it.
1510
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,958
We have to kill him.
1511
01:34:22,119 --> 01:34:22,791
Rocket!
1512
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:23,960
Got it!
1513
01:34:30,239 --> 01:34:32,673
QUILL: Whoo-hoo!
1514
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:39,711
So, we're saving the galaxy again?
1515
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:40,914
I guess.
1516
01:34:41,079 --> 01:34:42,079
Awesome!
1517
01:34:44,239 --> 01:34:46,390
We're really gonna be able to
jack up our prices...
1518
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,198
if we're two-time galaxy savers.
1519
01:34:48,359 --> 01:34:50,920
I seriously can't believe
that's where your mind goes.
1520
01:34:51,119 --> 01:34:53,838
It was just a random thought, man.
I thought we were friends.
1521
01:34:54,039 --> 01:34:56,279
Of course, I care about the planets,
and the buildings...
1522
01:34:56,439 --> 01:34:58,192
and all the animals on the planets.
1523
01:34:58,359 --> 01:34:59,554
And the people.
1524
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,913
Meh.
1525
01:35:01,439 --> 01:35:05,479
The crabby puppy is so cute.
He makes me wanna die!
1526
01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:07,912
(SILVER'S "WHAM BAM
SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING)
1527
01:35:10,279 --> 01:35:11,872
(SONG CONTINUES)
1528
01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:19,872
(SINGING ALONG)
1529
01:35:34,159 --> 01:35:35,717
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1530
01:35:43,239 --> 01:35:44,239
AYESHA: Pilots...
1531
01:35:44,399 --> 01:35:45,752
release envoy units.
1532
01:35:48,039 --> 01:35:52,078
Our sensors detect the batteries
are below the surface of the planet.
1533
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,029
Dive!
1534
01:35:58,319 --> 01:36:00,037
(SONG CONTINUES)
1535
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,359
Um... Captain?
1536
01:36:14,159 --> 01:36:15,559
Captain?
1537
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:16,680
(TRANSMISSION BREAKING UP)
1538
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,192
Tell me why Ego wants you here?
1539
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:24,496
He needs my genetic connection
to the light...
1540
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,715
to help destroy the universe.
1541
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,069
He tried to teach me
how to control the power.
1542
01:36:29,239 --> 01:36:30,354
So, could you?
1543
01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:31,713
A little.
1544
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,108
I made a ball.
1545
01:36:33,279 --> 01:36:34,279
A ball?
1546
01:36:34,439 --> 01:36:36,158
I thought as hard as I could.
1547
01:36:36,239 --> 01:36:37,797
It was all that I could come up with.
1548
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,279
You "thought"?
1549
01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:41,550
You think when I make this arrow fly...
1550
01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:43,551
- I use my head?
- (GROANS)
1551
01:36:44,119 --> 01:36:45,119
(GRUNTING)
1552
01:36:47,159 --> 01:36:48,387
(ALL YELP)
1553
01:36:55,039 --> 01:36:56,359
Whoa.
1554
01:37:05,119 --> 01:37:06,119
There.
1555
01:37:06,279 --> 01:37:08,235
That's Ego's core.
1556
01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:12,238
GAMORA: That ore is thick, Rocket.
1557
01:37:12,399 --> 01:37:14,037
I got it covered.
1558
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,838
We must hurry.
1559
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,036
It will not take Ego long to find us.
1560
01:37:28,359 --> 01:37:29,554
Keep it steady.
1561
01:37:36,039 --> 01:37:37,996
We drill into the center, we kill him!
1562
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:45,747
KRAGLIN: Captain?
1563
01:37:46,159 --> 01:37:47,194
What is it, Kraglin?
1564
01:37:47,359 --> 01:37:49,315
Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
1565
01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,791
- Yeah, why?
- Uh...
1566
01:37:52,079 --> 01:37:53,274
Oh, hell!
1567
01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:55,159
(SILVER'S "WHAM BAM
SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING)
1568
01:38:01,279 --> 01:38:02,792
(ALL YELP)
1569
01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:05,800
(ALL GRUNTING)
1570
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:15,471
Why aren't you firing the lasers?
1571
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,637
They blew out the generator.
1572
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:20,597
I think I packed a small detonator.
1573
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:22,456
A detonator is worthless
without explosives.
1574
01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:23,958
Well, we got these.
1575
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,756
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
1576
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,837
If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...
1577
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,671
throughout his entire nervous system.
1578
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:31,630
Meaning what?
1579
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,353
The entire planet will explode.
1580
01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:34,953
We'll have to get out of here fast.
1581
01:38:35,119 --> 01:38:36,712
I rigged a timer.
1582
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,748
QUILL: Go!
1583
01:38:46,039 --> 01:38:47,074
(QUILL GRUNTING)
1584
01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,677
He's coming.
1585
01:38:56,119 --> 01:38:57,837
Didn't you say
you could make him sleep?
1586
01:38:58,359 --> 01:39:00,748
When he wants. He's too powerful.
1587
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,238
I can't!
1588
01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:04,636
You don't have to believe in yourself...
1589
01:39:05,359 --> 01:39:07,395
because I believe in you.
1590
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:08,715
(GASPING)
1591
01:39:11,039 --> 01:39:12,074
(YELLS)
1592
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:20,800
Sleep!
1593
01:39:25,119 --> 01:39:26,119
(GASPS)
1594
01:39:28,199 --> 01:39:29,840
I never thought she'd be able to do it...
1595
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,149
with as weak and skinny
as she appears to be.
1596
01:39:33,079 --> 01:39:35,992
I don't know how long I can hold him.
1597
01:39:39,319 --> 01:39:40,992
ROCKET: The metal's too thick.
1598
01:39:41,199 --> 01:39:44,475
For the bomb to work, we'd actually
need to place it on Ego's core.
1599
01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,960
And our fat butts ain't gonna fit
through those tiny holes.
1600
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:48,600
QUILL: Well...
1601
01:39:51,399 --> 01:39:53,230
That's a terrible idea.
1602
01:39:53,399 --> 01:39:55,675
Which is the only kind of idea
we have left.
1603
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,158
(GROANS) Unbelievable.
1604
01:39:58,319 --> 01:40:00,515
"Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that."
1605
01:40:02,119 --> 01:40:03,599
(SIGHS) What a day.
1606
01:40:11,159 --> 01:40:14,755
All right, first you flick this switch,
then this switch.
1607
01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:16,069
That activates it.
1608
01:40:16,279 --> 01:40:18,077
Then you push this button...
1609
01:40:18,279 --> 01:40:21,317
which will give you five minutes
to get out of there.
1610
01:40:21,479 --> 01:40:22,753
Now, whatever you do...
1611
01:40:23,399 --> 01:40:25,788
don't push this button...
1612
01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:28,029
because that will set off
the bomb immediately
1613
01:40:28,119 --> 01:40:29,599
and we'll all be dead.
1614
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,154
Now, repeat back what I just said.
1615
01:40:32,319 --> 01:40:33,992
- I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.
1616
01:40:34,279 --> 01:40:36,235
- I am Groot.
- That's right.
1617
01:40:36,399 --> 01:40:37,515
- I am Groot.
- No!
1618
01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,269
No, that's the button
that will kill everyone!
1619
01:40:40,439 --> 01:40:41,439
Try again.
1620
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:43,828
Hmm...
1621
01:40:44,479 --> 01:40:46,231
- I am Groot.
- Mmm-hmm.
1622
01:40:46,479 --> 01:40:48,550
- I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.
1623
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,720
I am Groot.
1624
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,631
No! That's exactly what you just said!
1625
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,391
How is that even possible?
1626
01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,789
Which button is the button
you're supposed to push?
1627
01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:57,029
Point to it.
1628
01:40:57,199 --> 01:40:58,199
No!
1629
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:00,271
QUILL: Hey, you're
making him nervous!
1630
01:41:00,439 --> 01:41:02,192
Shut up and get me some tape!
1631
01:41:02,359 --> 01:41:03,840
Does anybody have any tape out there?
1632
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,631
I wanna put some tape
over the death button.
1633
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,677
I don't have any tape. Let me check.
1634
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,512
Yo, Yondu... Ow!
1635
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:13,789
Do you have any tape?
1636
01:41:14,039 --> 01:41:15,951
(QUILL GROANING)
1637
01:41:16,119 --> 01:41:19,157
Gamora? Do you have any tape?
1638
01:41:19,319 --> 01:41:20,354
Tape!
1639
01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:22,953
Never mind. Ow!
1640
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:26,394
Drax, do you have any tape?
1641
01:41:26,479 --> 01:41:29,153
- (ROCKET COUGHS)
- Yes, Scotch tape would work.
1642
01:41:29,439 --> 01:41:31,399
Then why did you ask me
if Scotch tape would work,
1643
01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:32,998
if you don't have any?
1644
01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,228
Nobody has any tape!
1645
01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:36,759
Not a single person has tape?
1646
01:41:37,159 --> 01:41:38,159
Nope!
1647
01:41:38,359 --> 01:41:39,475
Did you ask Nebula?
1648
01:41:40,359 --> 01:41:41,030
Yes!
1649
01:41:41,239 --> 01:41:42,514
Are you sure?
1650
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:43,998
I asked Yondu...
1651
01:41:44,199 --> 01:41:46,376
- and she was sitting next to him.
- I knew you were lying!
1652
01:41:46,399 --> 01:41:48,655
You have priceless batteries
and an atomic bomb in your bag.
1653
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,069
If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
1654
01:41:51,239 --> 01:41:54,755
That's exactly my point!
I have to do everything!
1655
01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,427
You are wasting a lot of time here!
1656
01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,034
Whee!
1657
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,711
We're all gonna die.
1658
01:42:07,439 --> 01:42:09,555
YONDU: Rear thrusters are out again!
1659
01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,472
- We're done for without that generator!
- (GRUNTS)
1660
01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,233
(GROANS)
1661
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,068
Guardians...
1662
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:29,551
perhaps it will provide you solace...
1663
01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:32,314
that your deaths
are not without purpose.
1664
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,438
They will serve as a warning...
1665
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:36,988
to all of those tempted with betraying us.
1666
01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,318
Don't screw with the Sovereign.
1667
01:42:44,079 --> 01:42:45,149
This is gonna hurt.
1668
01:42:45,319 --> 01:42:46,832
Promises, promises.
1669
01:42:49,239 --> 01:42:50,274
(SCREAMING)
1670
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:55,033
(ALL YELP)
1671
01:42:57,279 --> 01:42:58,279
Hey!
1672
01:42:58,560 --> 01:42:59,753
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1673
01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:03,748
(GASPS)
1674
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:10,920
No!
1675
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,636
No! No! No!
1676
01:43:19,119 --> 01:43:20,119
QUILL: We're gonna blow!
1677
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:21,840
(WHISTLES)
1678
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:24,875
(GAMORA GRUNTS)
1679
01:43:25,399 --> 01:43:27,310
Peter! No!
1680
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:46,708
(LAUGHS)
1681
01:43:47,239 --> 01:43:48,239
What?
1682
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,551
You look like Mary Poppins.
1683
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,118
Is he cool?
1684
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,557
Hell, yeah, he's cool.
1685
01:43:56,319 --> 01:43:58,197
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
1686
01:44:24,359 --> 01:44:25,429
(GROANS)
1687
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,595
Mantis, look out!
1688
01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,311
She's just unconscious.
1689
01:44:57,359 --> 01:44:58,917
How long until the bomb goes off?
1690
01:44:59,079 --> 01:45:01,435
In the unlikely event
that Groot doesn't kill us all...
1691
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,748
about six minutes.
1692
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:10,314
Kraglin, we need the quadrant
for an extraction.
1693
01:45:10,479 --> 01:45:11,479
T-minus five minutes.
1694
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,788
Aye, Captain.
1695
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,560
Somebody's gotta be up top
when Kraglin arrives.
1696
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,353
Drax, take Mantis.
1697
01:45:24,239 --> 01:45:25,514
Ow! My nipples!
1698
01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:26,960
(SCREAMING)
1699
01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:32,916
- (ALL YELP)
- (SCREAMING)
1700
01:45:34,199 --> 01:45:35,394
Gamora!
1701
01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:37,840
(EGO GROWLS)
1702
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:39,755
Peter!
1703
01:45:40,039 --> 01:45:41,234
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1704
01:45:52,439 --> 01:45:54,032
(PANTING)
1705
01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:55,918
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1706
01:45:59,239 --> 01:46:00,592
(BOTH PANTING)
1707
01:46:06,079 --> 01:46:07,399
Get over it.
1708
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:11,588
Come now, Peter.
I know this isn't what you want.
1709
01:46:12,279 --> 01:46:13,632
(YONDU WHISTLING)
1710
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:18,117
What kind of father would I be
to let you make this choice?
1711
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:19,715
(CONTINUES WHISTLING)
1712
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,748
(GRUNTING)
1713
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,671
Yeah! (GROANS)
1714
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,389
EGO: Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.
1715
01:46:54,079 --> 01:46:57,152
So stop pissing me off!
1716
01:47:00,439 --> 01:47:01,667
(QUILL PANTING)
1717
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:03,988
(GROANS)
1718
01:47:11,159 --> 01:47:12,434
(STRAINING)
1719
01:47:17,399 --> 01:47:19,039
We have to get up
to the extraction point!
1720
01:47:27,159 --> 01:47:28,159
- Go!
- (YELLS)
1721
01:47:38,039 --> 01:47:39,074
(PANTING)
1722
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:40,908
(STRAINING)
1723
01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:51,194
(ALARM BLARING)
1724
01:48:02,119 --> 01:48:03,119
(YELPS)
1725
01:48:07,399 --> 01:48:08,399
(STRAINING)
1726
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:16,238
(CONTINUES PANTING)
1727
01:48:29,439 --> 01:48:30,439
(BOTH YELP)
1728
01:48:31,159 --> 01:48:32,194
(ROCKET GRUNTING)
1729
01:48:53,439 --> 01:48:55,078
(GROANS)
1730
01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:57,828
(YELLING IN PAIN)
1731
01:49:00,039 --> 01:49:01,074
(ROCKET GROANING)
1732
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:04,720
(GROANING)
1733
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:13,033
(GRUNTS)
1734
01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:20,828
(WHIMPERS)
1735
01:49:22,399 --> 01:49:23,798
(CRYING)
1736
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,152
I told you...
1737
01:49:29,319 --> 01:49:33,154
I don't want to do this alone.
1738
01:49:34,079 --> 01:49:35,149
(SCREAMING)
1739
01:49:36,359 --> 01:49:37,395
You cannot deny...
1740
01:49:37,520 --> 01:49:41,832
the purpose the universe
has bestowed upon you.
1741
01:49:43,359 --> 01:49:44,359
(CHOKES)
1742
01:49:51,079 --> 01:49:52,797
OFFICER: Everyone,
I need you to stay back!
1743
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:53,960
What is that?
1744
01:49:55,199 --> 01:49:57,030
(ALL SCREAMING)
1745
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,914
EGO: It doesn't need to be
like this, Peter.
1746
01:50:14,079 --> 01:50:17,072
Why are you destroying our chance?
1747
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,957
Stop pretending you aren't
what you are.
1748
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:25,800
One in billions.
1749
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,390
Trillions. Even more.
1750
01:50:29,479 --> 01:50:30,707
(PANTING)
1751
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:36,117
What greater meaning
can life possibly have to offer?
1752
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:42,872
I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!
1753
01:50:43,479 --> 01:50:45,356
I use my heart...
1754
01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:04,154
(FLEETWOOD MAC'S
"TH E CHAIN" PLAYING)
1755
01:51:06,239 --> 01:51:07,354
(QUILL GRUNTING)
1756
01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:24,309
You shouldn't have killed my mom,
and squished my Walkman.
1757
01:51:24,479 --> 01:51:28,074
And if you don't love me now.
1758
01:51:28,279 --> 01:51:30,588
You will never love me again
1759
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:33,632
I can still hear you saying.
1760
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:37,752
You would never break the chain.
1761
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:39,871
And if you don't love me now.
1762
01:51:40,119 --> 01:51:42,680
You will never love me again.
1763
01:51:43,439 --> 01:51:47,591
I can still hear you saying.
1764
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:50,552
You would never break the chain.
1765
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,194
And if you don't love me now.
1766
01:51:53,359 --> 01:51:56,351
You will never love me again
1767
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:59,279
I can still hear you saying.
1768
01:51:59,399 --> 01:52:01,960
You would never break the chain.
1769
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,551
Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!
1770
01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:10,756
I'm not sure how long Quill
can keep him distracted!
1771
01:52:11,239 --> 01:52:12,797
Groot, hurry!
1772
01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:41,720
(GRUNTS)
1773
01:52:51,319 --> 01:52:52,547
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1774
01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:56,954
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1775
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,710
Yondu, we're about to blow!
1776
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,353
Get to the ship!
1777
01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:13,555
Not without Quill!
1778
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,877
You need to take care of the twig!
1779
01:53:17,239 --> 01:53:18,957
Not without you!
1780
01:53:20,199 --> 01:53:23,510
I ain't done nothin' right
my whole damn life, rat.
1781
01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:28,996
You need to give me this.
1782
01:53:30,439 --> 01:53:31,439
(SIGHS)
1783
01:53:37,239 --> 01:53:38,239
Uh...
1784
01:53:39,319 --> 01:53:41,787
A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
1785
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,069
I only have one of each.
1786
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:50,560
(SIGHS)
1787
01:53:56,399 --> 01:53:57,957
I am Groot.
1788
01:53:58,760 --> 01:53:59,828
What's that?
1789
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:05,757
He says, "Welcome to the frickin'
Guardians of the Galaxy."
1790
01:54:06,359 --> 01:54:08,635
Only he didn't use "frickin'."
1791
01:54:14,960 --> 01:54:16,029
Bye, twig.
1792
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:21,430
We're gonna need to have
a real discussion about your language.
1793
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,600
(GROANS)
1794
01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:30,311
(GROANING)
1795
01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,148
(BOTH YELLING)
1796
01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:03,748
(BOTH GROAN)
1797
01:55:05,239 --> 01:55:06,639
(BEEPING)
1798
01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:09,920
(GASPING)
1799
01:55:16,159 --> 01:55:17,159
Where's Peter?
1800
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,956
Rocket, where is he?
1801
01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:21,680
Rocket.
1802
01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:23,398
Rocket, look at me! Where is he?
1803
01:55:26,039 --> 01:55:27,039
Mmm...
1804
01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:32,194
No. I'm not leaving without him.
1805
01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:36,988
(GROANS)
1806
01:55:39,199 --> 01:55:40,199
I'm sorry.
1807
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,797
I can only afford to lose
one friend today.
1808
01:55:44,359 --> 01:55:45,359
Kraglin, go!
1809
01:55:46,239 --> 01:55:47,239
Wait...
1810
01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,557
Is Quill back?
1811
01:55:51,079 --> 01:55:53,514
Rocket, where's Quill?
1812
01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:57,916
(SHOUTING) Rocket, where's Quill?
1813
01:55:59,079 --> 01:56:00,307
Rocket!
1814
01:56:01,359 --> 01:56:02,359
Where's Quill?
1815
01:56:04,399 --> 01:56:06,310
Where's Quill?
1816
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:08,038
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1817
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:16,869
No, we need to stop it.
1818
01:56:22,039 --> 01:56:23,074
Stop.
1819
01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:25,438
Stop. Listen to me!
1820
01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:27,153
You are a god.
1821
01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,073
If you kill me...
1822
01:56:30,239 --> 01:56:32,707
you'll be just like everybody else.
1823
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:35,478
What's so wrong with that?
1824
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:36,640
No!
1825
01:57:27,239 --> 01:57:29,390
He may have been your father, boy,
1826
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:30,953
but he wasn't your daddy.
1827
01:57:35,359 --> 01:57:37,668
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.
1828
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,034
I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
1829
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,314
- What?
- (CHUCKLES)
1830
01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,069
Yondu, what are you doing?
1831
01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:00,354
You can't.
1832
01:58:01,640 --> 01:58:02,640
Yondu!
1833
01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:09,993
No!
1834
01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:15,600
No!
1835
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,192
Oh! Aww...
1836
01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:21,394
No! No!
1837
01:58:22,119 --> 01:58:24,030
Oh, no!
1838
01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:42,836
(SOBBING)
1839
01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:20,359
QUILL: I told Gamora...
1840
01:59:20,479 --> 01:59:22,390
how when I was a kid I used to pretend
1841
01:59:22,479 --> 01:59:24,277
David Hasselhoff was my dad.
1842
01:59:27,199 --> 01:59:29,793
He's a singer and actor from Earth,
really famous guy.
1843
01:59:31,399 --> 01:59:33,197
Earlier, it struck me...
1844
01:59:34,439 --> 01:59:38,557
Yondu didn't have a talking car,
but he did have a flying arrow.
1845
01:59:39,159 --> 01:59:41,435
He didn't have
the beautiful voice of an angel...
1846
01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:43,875
but he did have the whistle of one.
1847
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,509
Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff
went on kick-ass adventures...
1848
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:50,159
and hooked up with hot women...
1849
01:59:50,319 --> 01:59:52,275
and fought robots.
1850
01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:58,993
I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of
end up being my dad after all.
1851
01:59:59,159 --> 02:00:00,229
Only it was you, Yondu.
1852
02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:08,796
I had a pretty cool dad.
1853
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,439
What I'm trying to say here is...
1854
02:00:15,439 --> 02:00:20,115
sometimes that thing
you're searching for your whole life...
1855
02:00:22,479 --> 02:00:24,788
it's right there by your side all along.
1856
02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:26,756
You don't even know it.
1857
02:00:34,359 --> 02:00:35,359
(SNIFFLES)
1858
02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:40,313
I am Groot.
1859
02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,471
He did call you twig.
1860
02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:47,238
Nebula...
1861
02:00:52,199 --> 02:00:54,155
I was a child like you.
1862
02:00:55,119 --> 02:00:59,193
I was concerned with staying alive
until the next day, every day.
1863
02:00:59,359 --> 02:01:02,318
And I never considered
what Thanos was doing to you.
1864
02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:04,238
I'm trying to make it right.
1865
02:01:04,439 --> 02:01:05,838
There are little girls like you...
1866
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,832
across the universe who are in danger.
1867
02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:12,998
You can stay with us and help them.
1868
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:15,954
I will help them by killing Thanos.
1869
02:01:16,159 --> 02:01:18,195
I don't know if that's possible.
1870
02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:21,840
(NEBULA GASPS)
1871
02:01:33,119 --> 02:01:35,235
You will always be my sister.
1872
02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:20,560
KRAGLIN: Pete!
1873
02:02:24,239 --> 02:02:25,992
Captain found this for you
in a junker shop.
1874
02:02:26,159 --> 02:02:28,993
Said you'd come back
to the fold someday.
1875
02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:31,914
What is it?
1876
02:02:32,079 --> 02:02:33,079
It's called a Zune.
1877
02:02:33,279 --> 02:02:35,055
It's what everybody's listening to
on Earth nowadays.
1878
02:02:35,079 --> 02:02:36,671
It's got 300 songs on it.
1879
02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:39,114
300 songs?
1880
02:02:44,279 --> 02:02:45,349
Wait.
1881
02:02:51,479 --> 02:02:53,359
Rocket grabbed the pieces,
and reassembled them.
1882
02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:55,953
I think Yondu would want you to have it.
1883
02:02:59,359 --> 02:03:00,712
Thanks...
1884
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:03,787
Captain.
1885
02:03:30,479 --> 02:03:33,073
(CAT STEVENS'
"FATHER AND SON" PLAYING)
1886
02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:45,599
It's not time to make a change.
1887
02:03:46,720 --> 02:03:50,429
Just relax, take it easy.
1888
02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:54,309
You're still young, that's your fault.
1889
02:03:54,479 --> 02:03:57,358
There's so much you have to know.
1890
02:03:57,520 --> 02:04:01,717
Find a girl, settle down.
1891
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:04,952
If you want you can marry.
1892
02:04:05,159 --> 02:04:10,518
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
1893
02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:12,512
(SONG CONTINUES)
1894
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:17,198
They came.
1895
02:04:25,199 --> 02:04:26,712
What is it?
1896
02:04:27,359 --> 02:04:29,920
I sent word to
Yondu's old Ravager buddies,
1897
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,432
and told them what he did.
1898
02:04:35,199 --> 02:04:36,917
It's a Ravager funeral.
1899
02:04:49,960 --> 02:04:51,712
(GASPING)
1900
02:04:54,319 --> 02:04:55,319
Yeah!
1901
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:57,399
Yeah!
1902
02:05:04,760 --> 02:05:06,591
He didn't let us down after all, Captain.
1903
02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,351
No, he did not, son.
1904
02:05:10,359 --> 02:05:11,792
He did not.
1905
02:05:18,560 --> 02:05:21,791
Fare thee well, old friend.
1906
02:05:24,239 --> 02:05:28,916
Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars.
1907
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:34,956
He didn't chase them away.
1908
02:05:35,119 --> 02:05:36,234
No.
1909
02:05:37,279 --> 02:05:39,315
Even though he yelled at them.
1910
02:05:39,479 --> 02:05:40,993
And was always mean.
1911
02:05:43,640 --> 02:05:45,756
And he stole batteries he didn't need.
1912
02:05:51,399 --> 02:05:52,957
Well, of course not.
1913
02:05:58,800 --> 02:05:59,948
(BABY GROOT WHIMPERS)
1914
02:06:01,079 --> 02:06:02,432
(YAWNS)
1915
02:06:17,159 --> 02:06:18,309
What?
1916
02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,149
It's just...
1917
02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:25,434
some unspoken thing.
1918
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,676
It's beautiful.
1919
02:06:38,159 --> 02:06:39,354
It is.
1920
02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:42,996
And so are you.
1921
02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,228
On the inside.
1922
02:06:48,039 --> 02:06:49,631
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1923
02:06:53,119 --> 02:06:54,837
Now there's a way.
1924
02:06:55,039 --> 02:06:58,998
And I know that I have to go away.
1925
02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:03,188
I know I have to go
1926
02:07:14,359 --> 02:07:16,475
(CHEAP TRICK'S
"SURRENDER" PLAYING)
1927
02:07:24,680 --> 02:07:26,238
(WHISTLING)
1928
02:07:42,680 --> 02:07:44,193
(DRAX SCREAMING)
1929
02:08:42,359 --> 02:08:43,429
You know, it's a shame...
1930
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:47,957
that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu
to bring us all together again.
1931
02:08:48,119 --> 02:08:51,317
But I think he'd be proud knowing
that we are back as a team.
1932
02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,034
I'm in.
1933
02:08:53,239 --> 02:08:54,069
Dope.
1934
02:08:54,239 --> 02:08:56,310
I miss you guys so much!
1935
02:08:56,479 --> 02:08:57,673
Hell, yes.
1936
02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,711
What say we steal some shit?
1937
02:09:05,000 --> 02:09:07,434
(PARLIAMENT'S
"FLASHLIGHT" PLAYING)
1938
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:23,796
High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
1939
02:11:25,079 --> 02:11:28,152
They are perturbed
I've wasted our resources.
1940
02:11:32,840 --> 02:11:35,797
When they see
what I have created here...
1941
02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:37,916
their wrath will dissipate.
1942
02:11:39,199 --> 02:11:42,192
It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?
1943
02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:44,793
That, my child...
1944
02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,796
is the next step in our evolution.
1945
02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:50,150
More powerful, more beautiful...
1946
02:11:50,319 --> 02:11:54,359
more capable of destroying
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
1947
02:11:57,039 --> 02:11:59,474
I think I shall call him...
1948
02:12:01,319 --> 02:12:02,719
Adam.
1949
02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:05,557
(THE SNEEPERS
FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S
1950
02:12:05,640 --> 02:12:07,231
("GUARDIANS INFERNO" PLAYING)
1951
02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:06,153
Ugh, dude.
1952
02:14:07,119 --> 02:14:08,712
Seriously?
1953
02:14:08,880 --> 02:14:10,880
You gotta clean up your room.
It's a complete mess.
1954
02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,359
I am Groot.
1955
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:14,470
I am not boring. You're boring.
1956
02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:15,470
You know what's boring?
1957
02:14:15,640 --> 02:14:18,791
Sitting there,
playing that mind-numbing game.
1958
02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:22,555
What's boring is me tripping over
your vines every day!
1959
02:14:23,079 --> 02:14:24,307
I'm not boring!
1960
02:14:24,479 --> 02:14:25,479
I am Groot.
1961
02:14:27,159 --> 02:14:29,627
And now I know how Yondu felt.
1962
02:15:05,479 --> 02:15:07,675
HASSELHOFF:
In these times of hardship...
1963
02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,836
just remember...
1964
02:15:11,479 --> 02:15:15,519
We. Are. Groot.
1965
02:15:18,800 --> 02:15:19,993
Hey, fellas.
1966
02:15:20,159 --> 02:15:21,832
Wait, where are you going?
1967
02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,354
You were supposed to be my lift home.
1968
02:15:24,520 --> 02:15:26,192
How will I get out of here?
1969
02:15:26,359 --> 02:15:27,679
Hey! Aw, gee...
1970
02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,479
I've got so many more stories to tell.
1971
02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:31,873
Aw, guys.
1972
02:15:32,039 --> 02:15:34,349
Oh, gee...
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