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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,973 Oh, yeah. 2 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,567 Tiptoe, hello. 3 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,570 Pow! 4 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,583 Shit! 5 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,883 Shit! 6 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,521 Breathe beauty in, 7 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,940 breathe nasty out. 8 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,943 Beauty in... 9 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,987 nasty out. 10 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,034 Ah. 11 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,786 My head is bleeding? 12 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,291 Damn! 13 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,920 "Pacific Crest"... 14 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,673 What am I doing here? 15 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,598 Who hit you? 16 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,978 I can't remember a thing. 17 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,897 What's your name? 18 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,317 What is your name? 19 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,736 Why can't you remember anything, huh? 20 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,574 Happy birthday, G... 21 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,285 Gggh... 22 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,162 Hello, this is... 23 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,169 It's okay, rela... okay, I... I oughta have a wallet. 24 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:33,255 I'm missing my wallet! Should have some ID. 25 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,966 What's this? 26 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,385 "Storage check. " 27 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,181 Who are you, man? 28 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,824 Come on. Come on, man. 29 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:04,536 No! No no no. 30 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,289 Shit. 31 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,628 What the hell is this? 32 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,380 Holy shit! No way! 33 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,848 Wait a minute. This is a lot of money, man. 34 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,392 This ain't right, this ain't right. 35 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,650 Hello, front desk. 36 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,443 Eh, um... 37 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,820 - Hello? - It-it... 38 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,197 - Sir? - It-it... 39 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,532 - Hello? - Bye. 40 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,368 Hel... 41 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,469 Refill minibar? 42 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,429 - What? - Refill minibar? 43 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,765 - Refill the minibar? - Yes. 44 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,684 No, man... some other time. 45 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,442 Help! 46 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,778 Police! 47 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,789 Hello. 48 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,764 Let's go! Go! 49 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:51,685 Go! Go! Go! Go! 50 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,479 Go! Go! Go! 51 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:57,274 Go! Go! 52 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,277 - God, ma'am, I'm sorry. - Ssh! 53 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,945 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Shhh... 54 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,989 Hmm? 55 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,661 Bye. 56 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,380 - Jake? Jake! - Huh? 57 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,050 You know me? 58 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:26,136 - Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding. 59 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,263 Hey, what happened to your head? 60 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,394 - I gotta go. - Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa. 61 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,647 Just relax, you're gonna be fine. 62 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,482 I'm here to help you. 63 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,318 Over here. 64 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,071 Hmm? 65 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,366 Roger, Dispatch... 66 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,245 Come on. 67 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,248 - Huh? - Let's go! 68 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,666 Okay. 69 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,669 In the car. 70 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,932 Wait wait wait wait wait wait. 71 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,476 What the hell is going on and who are you anyway? 72 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,937 You really don't know who I am? 73 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,648 No. I mean, I have no damn idea 74 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,525 - who you are. - You don't remember anything? 75 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:24,278 I think that's been established, okay? L... 76 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,029 What were you doing at the hotel? 77 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,781 I came to pick you up. 78 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:32,536 - You called me. - I did? 79 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,830 Wh... what was I doing at the hotel? 80 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,666 I don't know. What were you doing at the hotel, Jake? 81 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:44,256 You really have no idea who I am? 82 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,926 No, I have no idea! 83 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,971 What are you doing? 84 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,348 Are you crying? 85 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,018 Don... don't cry. Why are you crying? 86 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:59,563 I can't believe you don't remember your own wife. 87 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,442 Wife? I'm married? 88 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,986 To a white woman? 89 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,655 Yes, to a white woman! 90 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,699 Look, okay, a'ight, look look look, calm down, 91 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,743 don't cry, okay? Don't cry, um... 92 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,953 um uh uh, whatever your name is. 93 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,331 Diane. My name is Diane. 94 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,250 Of course. I call you "Dynamite," "Di Baby," "Di Baby. " 95 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,086 No no. You don't call me that. You call me Diane. 96 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,839 Of course I call you "Diane. " There's no... okay, Diane. 97 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,258 Don't cry, baby, all right? It's okay. 98 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,761 Everything's o... come over here and give your man a big kiss. 99 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:35,724 We are definitely married 100 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,851 'cause that's some bullshit. Ow. 101 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:40,437 Jake, we are gonna have to get you all fixed up. 102 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,689 Yeah, why don't we do that? Get me fixed up. 103 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,194 I need a doctor to check out Jake immediately. 104 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,988 Right, he's had an injury. 105 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,449 I'm bringing my husband home. 106 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,869 Yes. Yes, to the country house. 107 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:59,248 - A dead FBI agent and 250 Gs... - Yes. We're gonna be there shortly, 108 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,874 ...and I'm married! - So get the staff ready, okay? 109 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,960 It's been a hell of a morning. 110 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,172 Yes, sir. Did you notice if your window... 111 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,342 Tell me something. 112 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,469 The attendant said he saw someone leave the room. 113 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,179 Any description? 114 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:15,681 He was black. 115 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,140 Oh, well, now that you solved the case, 116 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,143 - could you tell me what happened? - I don't know. 117 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,521 That's all you can say? That man was part of your team. 118 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,273 Look, I know. 119 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,358 Find out who this room is registered under. 120 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,776 It wasn't registered to anyone. 121 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,153 - What, they just let themselves in? - Apparently. 122 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,323 How could you not know what one of your agents was doing up here? 123 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:36,034 Look, with... with... with all due respect, all he did was phone. 124 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,537 He left me a message saying that he'd come up with a lead, 125 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,038 but he wasn't on a secure line and... 126 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,666 - And? - And then that... that's it. 127 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:46,170 He said he was gonna call me later and that's the last I heard from him. 128 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,299 I want you to search every surveillance tape in the hotel. 129 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:54,178 Whoever did this has to have been seen leaving the building. 130 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,764 I'm on it. 131 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,532 Oh, what's all this? 132 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,367 This is where we live. 133 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,746 Wait wait wait... you're trying to tell me I got it like this? 134 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,999 - That's what I said, baby. - This is where I live 135 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,044 and ain't none of my cousins or nothing living all up in here? 136 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,171 All these cars is mine, 137 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,632 all that lawn is me, 138 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,426 and all this house is mine? 139 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,179 Well, that is, until you die... 140 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,181 then it's all mine. 141 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,226 My mama know about you? 142 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,394 Come on, baby. 143 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,396 Come on. 144 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,193 Yoo-hoo, Daddy's home. 145 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,781 Hey hey, what are you doing, man? 146 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,991 Sorry, sir. I was trying to take your briefcase. 147 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,743 That's all you're gonna be doing, is trying. 148 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,662 You ain't taking no briefcase around here... 149 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,331 Jake! Simon's our butler. 150 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:07,042 - Our butler? - Oh... 151 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:10,295 my husband's having slight memory problem. 152 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,298 - Memory problem, sir? - Yes, memory problems. 153 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:16,760 Look, Simon, I can't remember a thing right now, 154 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:20,180 but don't you worry, all right? I'm just going to settle in 155 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:23,892 and try to get all this to work for me, you know what I'm saying? 156 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,354 Now you're gonna leave me hanging. Okay. 157 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,565 - Very good, sir. - Thank you, Simon. 158 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,441 Thank you, madam. 159 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,694 So, uh... 160 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:37,239 what is it that I do around here all day? 161 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:41,285 - You don't really have to do much. - Why is that? 162 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,579 Honey, you're rich! 163 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,456 - I'm rich? - Hmm. 164 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,959 I'm rich... I guess you don't have to do much if you rich. 165 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,920 In that case, I ain't doing nothing for the rest of the day. 166 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:55,257 As a matter of fact, I ain't gonna do a damn thing tomorrow, either. 167 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,468 Except remember. Right, angel? 168 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:01,680 Yeah. Where the bedroom? 169 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,434 Mmm? 170 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,436 Wait a minute... 171 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,771 I'm rich, I got a big house, 172 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,857 married to a white woman. 173 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,067 Am I Lionel Richie? 174 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,780 Whoo... 175 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,491 this is all right, huh! 176 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,245 - So this is my bedroom? - Our bedroom. 177 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,039 Yeah. 178 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,749 And this is my chair? 179 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,626 You know, it could use some plastic, 180 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,753 and these curtains... these, uh... 181 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,254 All yours. 182 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,590 I mean, they don't seem like me. 183 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,550 I mean, they real frilly. 184 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,094 Well, that's because I picked them out. 185 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,222 Oh, sorry, babe. 186 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,140 You have exquisite taste. 187 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,433 Thank you. 188 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,770 - So those are my trophies? - Mm-hmm. 189 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,772 So I'm karate man, huh? 190 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,748 Who are all these white people? 191 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,751 That's my family, Jake. Don't you recognize anyone? 192 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,754 Why am I not in the picture? 193 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,591 - You took it, remember? - I took it. 194 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,678 Of course, I took it, I took it. 195 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,596 I mean, what are you, Creole? 196 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,224 - That's right, baby. - That's what I thought. 197 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,643 Them red beans and rice is working! 198 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,020 Doctor Soames, madam. 199 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,439 - Oh, the good doctor. - Hello. 200 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,984 This is Dr. Soames. He's gonna examine you 201 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,653 and make you all better. 202 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,488 Ahem. Good. 203 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,657 Good, 'cause I need to remember something. 204 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:46,577 Like, first of all, where is the bathroom around here? 205 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,746 - Right through that door, sir. - Cool. 206 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,456 I'm gonna be ready for the examination 207 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,626 in a couple of minutes... or a half hour. 208 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,461 You got any magazines? 209 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,881 Of course. Here they are. 210 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,845 - Where's my "Jet"? - "Jet," sir? 211 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,931 Yeah, the small, little magazine, like a pamphlet... 212 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,683 a lot of pictures, "Beauty of the Week"... 213 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,643 for people that like to read, but not too much. 214 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,188 I'll get one immediately. Anything else, sir? 215 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:17,983 - I got a craving for Skittles. - Skittles, sir? 216 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,195 Yeah, man, I love those little bite-size, chewy candies... 217 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:24,281 They're delicious! They get stuck in your teeth, though. 218 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,742 - Right away, sir. - Good. 219 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,745 Oh, and if you don't mind, 220 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,663 can you pick me up some frozen Tater Tots? 221 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,123 Right away, sir. 222 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:36,543 This may be asking for too much... 223 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,880 but two birthday balloons and a pony? 224 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,174 And a Spiderman kite? 225 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,551 Spiderman kite, sir. 226 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,553 And get yourself something nice. 227 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,056 You know, maybe... maybe get some color contacts or something. 228 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,475 - Thank you, sir. - It'd look nice with your outfit. 229 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,728 Thank you. 230 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:58,774 Mm-hmm. Yeah, nice. 231 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,861 Oh hell, no. 232 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,365 I know I wear no pink underwear. 233 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,450 Uh-uh... no, this ain't right. 234 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,494 That ain't right. 235 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,669 Okay. Now, show me the lobby. 236 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,592 There it is... that's it, right there. 237 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,180 - Okay, I'm gonna need the master tape. - Right. 238 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,936 - Okay, that does it. - Your Skittles, sir. 239 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,481 That's what I'm talking about, right there! 240 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,737 - Can I have a word, Diane? - I'll be right back. 241 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,241 - Mm-hmm. Have a Skittle, brother. - No thank you, sir. 242 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,994 Come on, man, taste the rainbow. 243 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,540 - Good, ain't they? - Mmm. 244 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,042 Mm? Mm-hmm, yeah. 245 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044 Here... 246 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,422 here's the "Jet" Beauty of the Week. Fine. 247 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,757 - There's a sister. - Lovely. 248 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,261 Says this girl's hobby is slapboxing and archery. 249 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,430 Fascinating. 250 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,225 - Those my golf clubs? - Yes, sir. 251 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,979 Well, let's fire them puppies up. 252 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,981 Yeah. Ha. 253 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,987 Okay. Here we go. 254 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,290 That would be a slice, sir. 255 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,875 Slice of what? Pizza? 256 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,796 - Son of a bitch! - Uh-oh. Sorry. 257 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,299 Here we go. Here we go... 258 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,926 What on earth is he doing? 259 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,928 One wing of his brain has shut down. 260 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,138 Some recent events, recent acquaintances 261 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,932 have been temporarily lost. 262 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,392 He still knows how to eat with a fork, drive a car, 263 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,436 go to the bathroom... and play golf. 264 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,687 Swing, batter! 265 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,074 Usually, the recovery transpires in waves 266 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,493 or flashes over a three-to-five day period. 267 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,162 Any number of things can trigger his recovery... 268 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,790 a person's face, a certain smell, a familiar sound. 269 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,126 We don't have five days. How do we speed it up? 270 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,964 Arousal sometimes can do it. 271 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,518 Oh my. 272 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,937 Whew, well... 273 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,189 That's about enough of this. 274 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:49,695 Simon, I think I'll take a little nap. 275 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,732 - Jake? - Oh! Whoo! 276 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,358 Are you feeling better? 277 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,235 Hell yeah! 278 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,446 I mean... 279 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,364 but I think I'm gonna have the good doctor come back 280 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,033 and take my blood pressure again. 281 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,868 Why? 282 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,871 'Cause of these? 283 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,499 You bought them for me. 284 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,086 Remember? 285 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,399 Oh, yeah. 286 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,239 Still can't believe that you don't remember me. 287 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,617 Well, big Jake can't remember shit right now, 288 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,495 but little Jake is screaming, "I'm home!" 289 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,497 Oh, come on. 290 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,625 Think hard. 291 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,378 Yeah, try and remember something. 292 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,297 Anything. 293 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,843 Come on, for me, baby. 294 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,637 Ooh! Like what? 295 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,682 Like... 296 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,935 the computer chip you had at the hotel. 297 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,770 Computer chip? I don't... 298 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,356 You went there to return it, 299 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,983 - remember? - Well, computer chip, 300 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,944 potato chip, chocolate chip... I don't know what you're talking about. 301 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,530 I'm just so happy I'm married to a freak! 302 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:59,700 Come on, baby. 303 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,078 Give me one memory. 304 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,123 Okay, baby, talk and blow now, talk and blow. 305 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,083 Okay, a memory... sure sure. Um... 306 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,171 Oh, yeah. I remember, uh uh, combat. 307 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,298 Really? 308 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,384 Uh, oh, some place called "Digital Arts. " 309 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,679 - Keep it coming, baby. - No, you keep it coming. Come here. 310 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,472 - I wanna tell you something. - Hmm? 311 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,522 You know what? You wait here, I'll be right back. 312 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,025 Where are you going? 313 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,194 Did I cross the line? 314 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,446 Don't take too long! 315 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,656 Little Jake can't be alone right now. 316 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:43,035 - That's it. I'm not going any further. - Fine. 317 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,287 - Plan B then? - Yes, do it. 318 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,333 What's in it? 319 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,044 It's a hot mix of speed and sodium pentothal. 320 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,670 Will it make him talk? 321 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,381 Oh, he'll talk, all right. But I have to tell you, 322 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,967 there is a chance that it could cause his brain to scramble 323 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,637 - and send him into cardiac arrest. - Cardiac arrest? 324 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,723 Hopefully, you'll get what you need before his heart explodes. 325 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,683 Shit! 326 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,453 Whoa. 327 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,789 Help me. 328 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,378 Yes! 329 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,635 Damn, that was smooth. 330 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,470 # Get 'em up, put 'em up # 331 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,556 # HP, KG, light 'em up... # 332 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,891 #... All the ladies got you going crazy # 333 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,852 # All the fellas getting that gravy # 334 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,895 # Get 'em up, keep 'em high # 335 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,731 # Once again, it's on 'cause everything is live # 336 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,441 # Live at the PJs # 337 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,027 # But it's the nine-nine independent Mo Treader Hot's way # 338 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,029 # Yeah, if you're looking for the boogie, you're looking for me # 339 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,657 # Everybody wanna party with the R.O.C. # 340 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:06,159 Gotta see what this is all about. 341 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:11,790 Ah, man, the cops are still here! Damn! 342 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,793 Huh? 343 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,171 Tulip Tour? 344 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,175 Okay. Hmm, what is that? 345 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,767 I'll take these. 346 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,675 Uh, excuse. 347 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,719 - Oh, yes sir. - I have a... 348 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:09,097 how do you say? Ticket for you to find something 349 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:12,059 - I... I would not lose. - Oh, of course. 350 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,940 There you go. 351 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,067 This is it? 352 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,070 So you're Dutch? 353 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,072 Of course, yeah. 354 00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:27,699 You have never heard of Dutch chocolate? 355 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,287 Ricola! 356 00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:45,592 Hold the door, hold the door. 357 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,564 Klompen Dancers! 358 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:01,066 Ladies and gentlemen, 359 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:04,570 the Klompen Dancers. 360 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,762 Oh-hh... 361 00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:15,390 Shake it. 362 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,894 # Hey! # 363 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,899 # Hey! # 364 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,776 - # Hey! # - # Hey! # 365 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,070 # Hey! # 366 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:45,379 Hey! You're great! 367 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,382 # Hey! # 368 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,181 # Hey! # 369 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:57,766 Klompen Dancers! 370 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:22,165 "Digital Arts Research Technologies. " 371 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,543 Yes! 372 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:28,881 An address... "1221 Casshern Avenue. " Oh, yeah. 373 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:37,866 What the... 374 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,496 It must be a message. 375 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,938 You giving me a signal? 376 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,357 Maybe. 377 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:12,025 Are you Hotbuns69? 378 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,944 What? 379 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:16,196 I'm Sweatyandready... 380 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,823 from the chat room. 381 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:21,243 Oh hell, no. No, you got the wrong surfer, buddy. 382 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:24,162 Too bad. Your loss, Mandingo. 383 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:26,665 - Weirdo. - Hey, I work out. 384 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,293 Do you work out? Go, Brown Sugar, dance it up! 385 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,569 Okay. 386 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:59,990 A'ight... who am I? 387 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:06,330 I'm wealthy, got a phat crib. 388 00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:09,041 Oh, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah, got a hot wife... 389 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,918 hot hottie. 390 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,252 Diane. 391 00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:15,756 My underwear's too small. I don't wear no pink thong. 392 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,966 I know I don't wear a pink thong. 393 00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:22,429 Love Skittles. 394 00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,640 Especially the green ones. 395 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:28,060 I wonder what that means. 396 00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,896 Wow. 397 00:29:32,481 --> 00:29:33,690 # Well # 398 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:35,734 - # Who's that lady? # - Hmm. 399 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,945 # Who's that lady? # 400 00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:41,532 # Sexy lady, who's that lady? # 401 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:44,826 # Beautiful lady, who's that lady? # 402 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,580 # Real fine lady, who's that lady? # 403 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:51,542 Hey hey hey! 404 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,544 Damn, what is this, your first day on the job? 405 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,754 Oh, you wanna play? 406 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:57,965 Hey hey hey, hey hey hey! 407 00:29:58,090 --> 00:29:59,591 You're making the willy chilly. 408 00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:01,885 Why haven't you called me? 409 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:05,138 Lady... miss, ma'am... 410 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:09,226 - I have been busy. - Oh, you have been busy? 411 00:30:09,268 --> 00:30:11,019 Too damn busy for your Boo? 412 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:13,522 Damn, I got a Boo too? 413 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,941 - Oh, you are gonna get it! - That's... stop it. 414 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,734 Gina, stop! 415 00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:19,653 Oh, so now it's coming back to you. 416 00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:22,781 No, I just read your name tag, crazy waitress lady. 417 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:23,949 What the hell is wrong with you? 418 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,243 You... attack all your customers? 419 00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:28,620 Look, I've already been traumatized. 420 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,873 What the hell happened to your head? 421 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:33,917 Ehh... besides you trying to smack me, 422 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,878 I... I got hit with something. 423 00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:37,337 Ow, ah, ah-hh. 424 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:38,589 Toast up, Gina. 425 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,468 - A'ight, I'll be right back. - Yeah. 426 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,639 And... 427 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,766 "fine ass girlfriend. " 428 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:54,563 Crazy, but fine. 429 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:07,326 Hey, Gina, 430 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,995 that building across the street means something to me. 431 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,997 That's where you do your business, fool. 432 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,166 I do? Like, is that my company? 433 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:17,628 - Your company. - Yeah, like, do I own that place? 434 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:20,589 - Why are you messing with me? - I'm not messing with you. 435 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:24,134 Otherwise, how would I know that this place only has three exits? 436 00:31:24,176 --> 00:31:27,137 Or that that woman eats a short-stack of blueberry pancakes 437 00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,348 every morning without syrup? How would I know that? 438 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,725 That this guy drinks two cups of coffee, then steals the sugar packets 439 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,769 when no one's looking? 440 00:31:35,187 --> 00:31:37,523 Oscar, put the Sweet'N Low down... now! 441 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,775 Gina! Gina. Look, 442 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,777 some strange stuff has been happening to me. 443 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,862 There's only one explanation... am I...? 444 00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:45,322 - A fool? - No. 445 00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:46,865 - Seriously! - What... 446 00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:49,952 Look, Gina, am I a secret agent, 447 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:51,995 - you know, licensed to kill... - Shh shh shh. 448 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,372 Shh. 449 00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:55,082 We shouldn't even be talking about this. 450 00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:59,044 Of course, I mean, this place could be bugged. Sure. 451 00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:00,838 Go ahead, tell me more. 452 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:03,048 - You're a killer. - A killer... 453 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:06,176 like... like Green Beret, Navy Seal, Army Ranger? 454 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,845 No, you're in a class by yourself. 455 00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:10,639 - By myself. - You've got a code name... 456 00:32:10,681 --> 00:32:12,724 "The Cleaner. " 457 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,685 The Cleaner. 458 00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:17,771 Listen, the government calls you in to mop up. 459 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,148 Okay, I see where they going with this... 460 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,192 The Cleaner mops up trouble. 461 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:26,947 Gina, how many men have these hands killed? 462 00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:29,366 Oh, they've taken out a lot of trash. 463 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:31,535 Of course... keeping the world safe from human debris. 464 00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:34,621 - Destroyed millions of germs. - Germ warfare. 465 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,582 Cleaned countless toilet seats! 466 00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:39,084 "Cleaned countless toilet sea... " 467 00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:41,920 - What? - You're a janitor, dumbass. 468 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:44,923 - No. - I don't have time for this. 469 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,092 No no no no, I am special ops! 470 00:32:47,176 --> 00:32:49,052 Try special "mops. " 471 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:51,930 "Broom Raider"! Let me break it down for you... 472 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:54,600 you're a janitor. You work at Digital Arts. 473 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:58,645 Huh? Nah. 474 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,355 No no no no no no. 475 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:01,857 - You had to see me yesterday. - Check, please. 476 00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:03,734 - Oh, one second. - I'm, like, flipping off balconies, 477 00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:06,361 I cannonballed onto a truck and landed like a cat. 478 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:09,990 I was like James Bond on Red Bull. 479 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:13,785 Jake, you know people can do incredible things when they're scared. 480 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:15,954 Scared? Who said anything about being scared? 481 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,373 - Ain't nobody scared. - Eggs still up, Gina! 482 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,541 Boo! 483 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:22,127 Scramble this, Charlie. 484 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:25,297 There he is. I know the back of that head any damn where. 485 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,466 Hey, and with your church clothes on. 486 00:33:27,591 --> 00:33:29,843 Where the hell have you been, Jake? 487 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:32,930 - I know you guys, right? - Yeah, I'm your daddy. 488 00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:34,640 Come on, Jake, don't play dumb. 489 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,600 He not playing. Look at his face. 490 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,477 What's going on? Y'all... y'all mad at me? 491 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,479 I've been in shit water all morning. 492 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:43,732 - I'm mad at everybody! - So I really am a janitor. 493 00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:46,944 Yeah, you. But me, I got bigger dreams. 494 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:49,780 I'm a rapper inside. I'm about to explode. 495 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:52,491 Come on, the "Clean Dirty Doo"? 496 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:55,327 # It's all about doo-doo, they're trying to flush me # 497 00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:57,829 # I ain't diarrhea so you can't rush me # 498 00:33:57,871 --> 00:34:00,874 # It's doo-doo! Listen to me closely, wiping me like paper # 499 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,835 # Can't throw me around, can't flush me! # 500 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,837 Excuse me, guys. 501 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:08,340 # We're rolling money like toilet paper, money like toilet paper, yeah... # 502 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:10,342 I went from ballin' to not-at-all-in'. 503 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,845 - A couple of coffees here. - Gina, 504 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:15,138 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 505 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:17,850 Now, I think you're my friend. 506 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:21,687 - Can you help me? Please? - Sure. 507 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,689 Show me where I live. 508 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,526 - Can we leave now? - Okay. 509 00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:29,987 Jake, I need you for the video. 510 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,488 Jake? 511 00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:00,267 Good morning, Digital Arts. 512 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:05,689 Good morning. 513 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:08,775 - He's waiting for you, Diane. - Thank you. 514 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,530 - What happened? - I told you... 515 00:35:13,572 --> 00:35:16,325 I took him to your house, got him to trust me, 516 00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:20,037 - but he didn't remember anything. - You really believe that? 517 00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:22,080 Yes, he believed I was his wife. 518 00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:25,542 So where do we stand? 519 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:28,754 We've got a janitor out there that's breached our security 520 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:31,048 with company property and has absolutely 521 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:32,758 no memory of any of it. 522 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:36,887 Really? A janitor is really putting you through all this trouble. 523 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:39,723 We have Jake's place covered. 524 00:35:39,765 --> 00:35:43,060 We're tracking Riley down and we've issued a warrant for his arrest. 525 00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:46,563 My buyers expect the product by Monday. 526 00:35:46,688 --> 00:35:48,482 I'm handling it. 527 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:56,156 Here we are. 528 00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:59,451 No! That's my crib? 529 00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:01,036 You should've seen where I lived yesterday. 530 00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:03,872 It was on a whole 'nother level! 531 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:07,125 Cops! 532 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:09,378 - I gotta take you somewhere familiar. - Oh, I believe 533 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:11,672 I'm there right now. 534 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:15,133 # I'll kill you with my plunger # 535 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,885 # I'll pull your heart with my plunger # 536 00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:20,222 # You ain't never seen a plung... # 537 00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:22,599 Oh-oh. Hey hey hey, don't come in here now. 538 00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,017 I'm cleaning, okay? 539 00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:26,061 Oh, no, you look like you gotta go bad. 540 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:27,646 Do not use that last stall. 541 00:36:27,688 --> 00:36:29,940 I need to talk to you about uh... 542 00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:31,400 - Jake Rodgers. - Oh, Jake? 543 00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:32,943 - Yes. - Jake is my man! 544 00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:34,486 Yeah, we got big plans! 545 00:36:34,570 --> 00:36:37,447 - What sort of plans? - He's gonna manage me. 546 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:39,950 It's me, Ronnie, the Dirty Clean Rapper... me. 547 00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,660 It's a metaphor, see? Can you feel me? 548 00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,120 Shut up! 549 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:46,290 Tell me about Jake Rodgers. Is he really a janitor? 550 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:49,251 Uh, not a good one. Otherwise he'd be here now, right? 551 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:52,129 I wouldn't be here by myself, cleaning up this whole bathroom. 552 00:36:52,171 --> 00:36:54,131 So he could be doing something else? 553 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:55,799 Right? 554 00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:58,343 We all could be doing something on the side. 555 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,345 On the side? 556 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,431 You're asking a whole lot of questions, 557 00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:05,017 um... agent... 558 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:06,935 - Sir. - Sir. 559 00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:09,146 - Uh-huh. - You want me to call you "sir" now? 560 00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:11,356 Like "mass-sir," like I'm a slave? 561 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:13,692 And even though I don't like the way Jake cleans up around here, 562 00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:15,319 I'm not a snitch nor a rat... 563 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,778 either one of them put together... 564 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,573 I'm not a snat or a rit! Okay? 565 00:37:20,991 --> 00:37:24,995 You done hit the wrong janitor! Come on! 566 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,080 Oh. 567 00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:30,834 So you're gonna shoot me? 568 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,294 I was thinking about it. 569 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,132 Shoot me. 570 00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:39,134 Shoot me... you gonna shoot me in the bathroom. 571 00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:40,677 That's what I've been waiting on. 572 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:43,680 This is my street credibility right here! I ain't been shot yet! 573 00:37:43,764 --> 00:37:45,098 That's why I ain't sellin' no albums! 574 00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:47,226 What was I thinking? That's why I'm not sellin' no albums. 575 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,228 If I die, I'm Tupac. If I live, I'm 50 Cent. 576 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:52,064 What if I end up somewhere in the middle, like in a coma? 577 00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:54,775 Yeah! I can write all my rhymes in a coma, just... 578 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,735 "beep... " "How does he do it?" 579 00:37:56,777 --> 00:37:58,320 And writing to the beat of the... "beep... " 580 00:37:58,362 --> 00:37:58,445 GOPISAHI 581 00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:00,322 And every now and then I can show a little struggle 582 00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,949 and come out... and go back in. 583 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,034 Oh, man, selling records and laying down! 584 00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:06,161 Oh, shoot me, shoot me in the shoulder. 585 00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:08,247 Come on... the top part. 586 00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:11,124 No, shoot me in my side, like right here. 587 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:12,835 Dude, like, shoot a piece of fat off. 588 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:15,838 You know what I mean? No, man, that'll hurt. 589 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:19,091 I know... shoot me in my ass. 590 00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:20,133 In my ass! 591 00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:22,344 'Cause that will be like what the police do anyway... 592 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:24,888 shooting brothers in the backside. And at the end of my concert 593 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:27,140 I can pull my pants down and show my ass 594 00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:28,976 like... "This is what y'all did to me, America!" 595 00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:31,144 Shoot me in the ass! Gotta be in the ass. 596 00:38:31,186 --> 00:38:33,021 Shoot me right there! Give me another pocket! 597 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:34,773 Put it in my ass, come on! 598 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:37,067 Come on! Shoot me in the ass, come on! 599 00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:38,777 Shoot me in the ass, right in the middle. 600 00:38:38,861 --> 00:38:41,530 Come on, put it in my ass! Put it in my ass! 601 00:38:41,572 --> 00:38:43,448 Put it in my ass! I can take it... 602 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:46,451 Put it in my ass! Put it in my ass! Come on! 603 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:48,579 Right here, in the ass! 604 00:38:48,662 --> 00:38:50,247 You know, I... 605 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:53,750 I don't even know you anymore. 606 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,794 Oh, damn. 607 00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:12,686 All right, here we are. 608 00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:17,232 Damn, girl, you kind of a slob, ain't you? 609 00:39:17,274 --> 00:39:19,318 Are you always on the job? 610 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:22,154 You've been having a rummage sale? 611 00:39:22,196 --> 00:39:23,780 You know you're too cute to be living like this, right? 612 00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:24,990 Oh, this is your cell phone. 613 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,743 - This is my cell phone? - Check the call log. 614 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:28,994 Maybe it'll help you remember something. 615 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:30,162 Good good good good. 616 00:39:30,287 --> 00:39:31,997 This will prove I know what I'm talking about. 617 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:36,084 I'm sure all the numbers in here are classified... CIA, everything. 618 00:39:36,168 --> 00:39:38,337 All right, recent calls, here we go... 619 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:41,548 Papa John's, Papa John's, 620 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:45,886 Quiznos, El Pollo Loco, 621 00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:49,181 uh... Crazy Chicken. 622 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:52,351 Spies gotta eat, right? 623 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:56,271 Right. This is your work shirt. Explain this. 624 00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:01,944 Yeah. You know, it is obvious that I'm undercover as a janitor. 625 00:40:01,985 --> 00:40:04,738 - Undercover? - Look, 626 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:07,866 you are a waitress, all right? 627 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:09,993 So this may be over your head, 628 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:13,830 but is there's some serious, serious super-spy stuff going on here. 629 00:40:13,872 --> 00:40:17,042 - This is what I do! - Okay, super-spy, 630 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:20,087 - let's take a look at this. - Ow! 631 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,673 Such a baby. 632 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:24,675 You know... 633 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,344 you really could use a janitor in your life. 634 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:30,389 Look at this mess... 635 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,269 Oh, man. 636 00:40:40,399 --> 00:40:41,775 Riley gave you those. 637 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,363 - Who's Riley? - You don't remember your friend Riley? 638 00:40:46,488 --> 00:40:48,448 He's an exec at Digital Arts. 639 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,450 Well why would he give me these games? 640 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:52,828 You're a freak for video games, Jake. 641 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,872 Digital Arts manufactures them. 642 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,332 You even gave Riley ideas on how to make them better. 643 00:40:57,374 --> 00:40:59,418 - I did? - Mm-hmm. 644 00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:01,128 Hmm. 645 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,838 You came in here a few days ago in a big hurry. 646 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,464 You said it wasn't safe to go back to your place. 647 00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,550 You said a whole lot of stuff is gonna make sense to me soon. 648 00:41:06,592 --> 00:41:08,218 - Do you remember any of this? - Ack! 649 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,470 Sorry. 650 00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:13,432 I remember alcohol stings like a bitch. Damn! 651 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:16,226 You said, "We're gonna get away for the weekend, maybe go on a vacation," 652 00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:18,729 - remember? - You and I? 653 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,939 Where... where, like, like the Bahamas? 654 00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:23,650 I can see that... a couple of mai tais, 655 00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:27,070 - maybe a little coconut oil. - Mm-hmm. 656 00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:30,532 Hey, Gina, 657 00:41:30,574 --> 00:41:33,327 how long have I been uh, you know, 658 00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:36,246 - hittin' it? - "Hittin' it"? 659 00:41:36,288 --> 00:41:38,498 Trust me, you ain't hit nothing yet. 660 00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:40,626 You would remember hittin' Mama. 661 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:42,878 - What kind of girl you think I am? - Well, damn, 662 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:46,340 if I could remember what kind of woman you are, I would remember 663 00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:48,884 what kind of man I am. Then I would know why my clothes are over here 664 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:50,135 and I ain't hittin' it. 665 00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:52,137 Hey, you have left your super-spy watch on the sink. 666 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:54,056 Hey hey hey, don't touch that. 667 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:55,766 This is government-issued, I'm sure. 668 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:59,228 You push the wrong button on this thing and boom! 669 00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:01,146 Pah! Goodbye, New Guinea. 670 00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:04,191 You know, Jake, I've got a bad feeling... I think we need to get out of here. 671 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:10,531 - Hey, Gina? - Mm-hmm? 672 00:42:10,572 --> 00:42:14,076 This may not be a good time to bring this up because, uh, 673 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,537 well, it involves another woman. 674 00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,872 Another what? 675 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:21,625 - Another woman. - Oh, I heard you! 676 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,669 What about this other woman? 677 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:26,171 Okay, all right, she told me her name was Diane. 678 00:42:26,296 --> 00:42:28,549 The "who-what-and-why" of Diane right now! 679 00:42:28,590 --> 00:42:30,843 Well, I met her at the hotel yesterday and then she took me 680 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,845 - to this big-ass estate. - Mm-hmm. 681 00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:36,348 And then she had a doctor check me out. 682 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:37,891 That's it? 683 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:41,854 - Then her clothes came off. - What? 684 00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:44,231 - I'm gonna smack you. - Would... 685 00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:45,566 Would you stop... hold on just a second, okay? 686 00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:48,735 It wasn't like she was naked, okay? She had on some lingerie. 687 00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:50,821 - Ah... - you know? Little cool, 688 00:42:50,863 --> 00:42:54,366 little pink thing, you know, with the glittery lotion, you know? 689 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,828 Damn it. 690 00:42:57,870 --> 00:43:00,831 It wasn't like it was dirty. 691 00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:02,249 She was my wife! 692 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:04,543 Your wife? She was your wife? 693 00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:07,379 Okay, quit it with the haymakers. 694 00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:08,839 Thank you. 695 00:43:08,881 --> 00:43:10,757 - Hmm. - That's what she told me, all right? 696 00:43:10,799 --> 00:43:13,260 I didn't believe her, though, because in my subconscious mind 697 00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:16,555 there was a voice saying, "Jake, don't do this, man. 698 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:19,600 There's somebody out there that loves you more than your wife. " 699 00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:24,062 - You expect me to believe that? - Yeah. 700 00:43:24,188 --> 00:43:27,983 You know she tried to kill me, right? 701 00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:34,198 - Come on. - Shit! 702 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,577 Roger that. 703 00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:53,592 No luck duplicating the chip? 704 00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:55,761 Not by Monday. 705 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:59,681 Know what I've got in my hand? Security footage 706 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:02,643 showing Jake Rodgers leaving the Pacific Crest Hotel. 707 00:44:02,684 --> 00:44:05,229 And you know who else is on it? 708 00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:08,649 You're just lucky that I got this before any other agent saw it. 709 00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:10,359 You're lucky you're still here. 710 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:11,777 Hey, I'm not your employee. 711 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:15,864 I'm not your head of security that you're dating on the side. 712 00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:17,741 You get the chip, I set up the buyers 713 00:44:17,783 --> 00:44:19,826 and I keep the rest of the FBI off your case. 714 00:44:19,868 --> 00:44:22,162 So far, I've kept my end of the deal. 715 00:44:24,581 --> 00:44:27,543 A janitor can't outrun a citywide manhunt. 716 00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:29,920 What if he's not? 717 00:44:29,962 --> 00:44:31,755 Not what? 718 00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:33,590 A janitor? What if he's not just a janitor? 719 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,425 What if he's an undercover agent? 720 00:44:35,467 --> 00:44:37,469 You said you knew all of the FBI assigned to this case. 721 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:40,055 If he's not CIA, NSA, or Military Intelligence, 722 00:44:40,097 --> 00:44:41,682 they're not gonna tell us they're on our turf. 723 00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:44,059 They're gonna want that bust for themselves, right? 724 00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:46,144 - You're serious? - Yeah, it happens all the time. 725 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:49,439 - Parallel investigations. - I questioned him up close, okay? 726 00:44:49,481 --> 00:44:52,860 There's no way this guy is faking. 727 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:56,864 Maybe he played you. 728 00:44:58,282 --> 00:45:01,827 Or he is hurt... did lose his memory, but he's running on instinct. 729 00:45:01,869 --> 00:45:06,331 What better cover to infiltrate your company than a janitor? 730 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:10,127 Janitors go anywhere, everywhere, nobody pays any attention to them. 731 00:45:10,169 --> 00:45:12,129 They're hired help. 732 00:45:12,171 --> 00:45:15,299 They are the only people who have key cards to every room in the building. 733 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:17,176 Total access. 734 00:45:17,259 --> 00:45:21,138 Janitors work after hours, after everyone else has gone home. 735 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,932 If I was looking for the perfect cover, 736 00:45:23,974 --> 00:45:25,392 that'd be it. 737 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:31,523 He started work here a year and a half ago. 738 00:45:31,565 --> 00:45:34,651 That's when we started developing the X-1 chip. 739 00:45:34,693 --> 00:45:36,862 No, it's coincidence. 740 00:45:36,987 --> 00:45:38,989 A lot of coincidences. 741 00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:41,658 A spy pretending he is a janitor 742 00:45:41,783 --> 00:45:44,077 or a spy who thinks he's a janitor, 743 00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:47,539 either way he's a lot more dangerous than we ever anticipated. 744 00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:50,751 It doesn't matter. I want the chip, 745 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:52,461 then I want him dead. 746 00:45:53,879 --> 00:45:57,341 Yes. Where? 747 00:45:57,382 --> 00:45:59,635 Stay on him. 748 00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:02,095 A lead on Riley. 749 00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:23,825 Shut up, you idiot! 750 00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:26,537 - Did you get him? - Hey, 751 00:46:26,578 --> 00:46:29,081 I'm just trying to make sure things are tight... 752 00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:32,125 protecting you, show you some love. 753 00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:34,461 That's what I do. 754 00:46:35,879 --> 00:46:40,551 And I'm, uh, also good at a few other things. 755 00:46:40,592 --> 00:46:43,887 Oh, hell no. You are still in cheaters' jail. 756 00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:46,056 Look, you need to tell me what's going on here. 757 00:46:46,098 --> 00:46:48,433 All right. 758 00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:50,978 All right, all right, all right. 759 00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:53,939 I found this briefcase at the hotel yesterday. 760 00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,024 - It's full of money. - How much money? 761 00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:59,152 Well, minus a double mochaccino, 762 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:00,654 and a couple of lottery tickets... 763 00:47:00,696 --> 00:47:03,282 about $250,000. 764 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:07,035 Oh my, dog, you nicked this cash 765 00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:09,454 for a mochaccino and a couple of Quick Picks? 766 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:13,292 Eh... still think I'm a janitor? 767 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:19,089 Look, Diane mentioned something about a computer chip. 768 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:20,924 And I think they think I have it. 769 00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:22,593 Maybe that's what they want. 770 00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:24,761 Well, if they want it, they can have it! 771 00:47:24,887 --> 00:47:27,639 I just don't wanna end up like the dead guy at the hotel. 772 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:29,349 Dead guy? 773 00:47:29,391 --> 00:47:31,894 You didn't mention anything to me about a dead guy. 774 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:35,480 It's not the best icebreaker... "How you doing, Miss Waitress Lady? 775 00:47:35,564 --> 00:47:37,983 I just woke up next to a dead FBI agent. 776 00:47:38,066 --> 00:47:40,444 - What's your special? - FBI? 777 00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:42,779 Jake, this is serious. You're in a lot of trouble. 778 00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:45,324 - You need to tell me everything. - That's it. 779 00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:48,118 I mean, that's all I know. 780 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,789 We need to get you back to your place... that'll help you remember. 781 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:54,666 I'm gonna change. 782 00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:57,169 I'll be right back. 783 00:48:15,062 --> 00:48:17,189 Who is Riley? 784 00:48:18,899 --> 00:48:21,652 Diane... 785 00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:24,863 freaking wife! Gina... 786 00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:30,160 fine-ass girlfriend saying I ain't hit it. 787 00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:32,162 Question mark. 788 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,874 Computer chip. 789 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:41,171 Digital Arts, Digital Arts... 790 00:48:45,676 --> 00:48:48,637 Quiznos, Quiznos... 791 00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:50,764 must be a code... 792 00:48:56,478 --> 00:49:00,399 Be careful of The Rat. We're in his territory now. 793 00:49:11,076 --> 00:49:13,287 Prepare to die, Colonel Bowman. 794 00:49:19,168 --> 00:49:21,170 This ain't what you want! 795 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:28,886 Yeah. 796 00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:30,929 Gina, 797 00:49:30,971 --> 00:49:32,764 - I remembered something. - What? 798 00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:35,434 I am definitely not a janitor. 799 00:49:35,475 --> 00:49:37,936 I'm some kind of bad-ass Special Forces, 800 00:49:37,978 --> 00:49:40,856 like... like Black Rambo. 801 00:49:40,898 --> 00:49:43,192 Okay, "Blambo", what else? 802 00:49:44,276 --> 00:49:46,069 I'm a colonel. 803 00:49:51,283 --> 00:49:53,744 - Hello? - Where have you been? 804 00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:55,787 - Who's this? - It's Riley. 805 00:49:55,871 --> 00:49:57,956 - Who do you think it is? - Riley? 806 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,793 Listen, you were right about everything. Don't trust anyone. 807 00:50:01,877 --> 00:50:03,670 You meet me at the airport as fast as you can, 808 00:50:03,795 --> 00:50:05,964 SEATAC terminal number one and come alone. 809 00:50:08,383 --> 00:50:10,219 Janitor, my ass. 810 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:13,180 - Who was that? - Get your stuff, let's go. 811 00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:36,578 Okay, now he thinks I'm coming alone so I need you to sit tight. 812 00:50:36,662 --> 00:50:40,582 - But I wanna help. - You wanna help, you... 813 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:44,044 look, I don't know how to say this. Gina, 814 00:50:44,086 --> 00:50:46,547 you're just a waitress, I'm the agent. 815 00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:49,174 If I wanna know what the soup of the day is, I'll ask you. 816 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:51,718 But until then I need you to sit in the car 817 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,054 and just wait for me, okay? It's dangerous in there. 818 00:50:54,096 --> 00:50:56,723 - But, Boo... - No no no. No no no no. 819 00:50:56,765 --> 00:50:58,559 Don't "but Boo" me right now. 820 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:03,063 Stay in your lane, okay? 821 00:51:04,064 --> 00:51:06,233 Oh. 822 00:51:06,275 --> 00:51:08,151 ...your baggage unattended. 823 00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:12,281 All your personal items must remain with you at all times. 824 00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:20,831 This is the last call for boarding 825 00:51:20,873 --> 00:51:24,960 for flight #486, nonstop service from Seattle to Phoenix... 826 00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:27,337 - Hey, Jake. - Hey. 827 00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:30,048 - Hey. - You're Riley, right? 828 00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:32,926 Of course. What is wrong with you? 829 00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:36,847 - I got hit in the head. - Where's the X-1, Jake? 830 00:51:36,889 --> 00:51:39,391 - The computer chip? - Yes yes. Where is it? 831 00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:41,643 Everybody is looking for this thing. 832 00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:44,855 So that's why I was at the hotel? 833 00:51:44,897 --> 00:51:47,065 - You aren't kidding, are you? - No. 834 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:49,651 - I can't remember shit. - You went to talk to the Bureau. 835 00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:53,071 You went to meet with the FBl... you remember that? 836 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:55,449 I promise, man. I, I-I, I don't know. 837 00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:58,577 The last thing that you said was that you were headed to Boca Raton. 838 00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:01,496 Go! Go go go. 839 00:52:07,461 --> 00:52:08,795 Hi, honey. 840 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:10,923 - Move it. - Don't do it. Stop. 841 00:52:10,964 --> 00:52:13,133 Let's go. 842 00:52:13,175 --> 00:52:15,177 Get your hands off. 843 00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:18,263 - Hi, baby. I tried to call you. - In the car. 844 00:52:18,388 --> 00:52:20,265 L... put... uh, hey... stop! 845 00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:21,391 Get your hands off me. 846 00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:22,976 - Look, this ain't what you want... - Get in! 847 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:48,669 Hey hey... 848 00:52:48,794 --> 00:52:50,587 - you don't have to push me. - Move. 849 00:52:50,671 --> 00:52:53,465 - Hey hey hey. Come on, man. - Jake, 850 00:52:53,590 --> 00:52:56,385 you might not believe this, but I'm here to help you. 851 00:52:56,468 --> 00:52:59,263 I'm telling you, this is your last chance. 852 00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:01,932 Obviously, our marriage is not based 853 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,934 on trust and communication. 854 00:53:03,976 --> 00:53:06,228 Jake, we're not really married. 855 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,563 What? 856 00:53:07,688 --> 00:53:10,774 - No. - Look, you took something. 857 00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:13,819 Give it to me or I can't help you anymore. 858 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:17,197 You call this help? You call this help? 859 00:53:21,076 --> 00:53:23,287 Who are you supposed to be, more help? 860 00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:25,372 You don't recognize me? 861 00:53:25,497 --> 00:53:28,000 - You don't know who I am? - Hell, no. 862 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,127 He still doesn't remember anything. 863 00:53:30,169 --> 00:53:32,462 Or maybe his memory is back and he's just faking it. 864 00:53:32,588 --> 00:53:36,049 No way you can bullshit 5cc of sodium pentothal. 865 00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:37,092 Stick him. 866 00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:41,096 Oh, ooh-ooh. No no no no. 867 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:45,475 Come on and get it. 868 00:53:47,561 --> 00:53:50,272 Aye, you got me. 869 00:53:51,481 --> 00:53:53,859 This drug is only effective for a few moments. 870 00:53:55,277 --> 00:53:57,696 Start to question him. 871 00:53:57,779 --> 00:54:00,199 Jake? Jake! 872 00:54:00,282 --> 00:54:02,576 Whoo-whoo. 873 00:54:02,659 --> 00:54:04,536 Where did you hide the chip? 874 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:08,957 Oh, I hid the chip in... in my treasure chest, 875 00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:13,420 under the castle, with my pet dragon, Gus. 876 00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:15,839 You'll like Gus. He breathes fire. 877 00:54:15,881 --> 00:54:18,842 You gotta be more specific. 878 00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:20,719 - Hello. - Now Jake, 879 00:54:20,761 --> 00:54:22,888 you got a secret and you're gonna feel a whole lot better 880 00:54:22,971 --> 00:54:25,933 if you just give it up and just tell us what we wanna know. Come on. 881 00:54:25,974 --> 00:54:27,434 I have a secret? 882 00:54:27,476 --> 00:54:29,645 I know I have a secret, I... 883 00:54:29,686 --> 00:54:33,398 I admit it, I admit it. But you gotta admit it too. 884 00:54:33,482 --> 00:54:35,275 Martha Stewart's hot. 885 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,653 - She's hot. - We don't wanna hear this, Jake! 886 00:54:37,694 --> 00:54:40,197 I don't wanna hear this! I want the truth! 887 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,574 Just tell me the truth! 888 00:54:42,699 --> 00:54:45,452 Whoo, the truth is... 889 00:54:45,494 --> 00:54:47,746 your breath smells like ass. 890 00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:52,376 Whew! Funky time! 891 00:54:58,882 --> 00:55:01,885 Okay, that's it. Shut him up. 892 00:55:05,681 --> 00:55:08,433 What the hell is that? 893 00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:12,396 He's having a reaction to the drug. You gave him too much. 894 00:55:16,567 --> 00:55:17,985 Hey! 895 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:19,862 Don't! Don't kill him. 896 00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:22,698 - What are you looking at? Go get him! - Run! 897 00:55:39,965 --> 00:55:42,259 - Yeah yeah. - This way. 898 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:47,723 - Boy, am I glad to see you! - Are you all right? 899 00:55:47,764 --> 00:55:49,474 - Yeah. - Hang on. 900 00:55:56,398 --> 00:55:57,774 Sweet Jesus! 901 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:01,570 Damn, they're shooting. 902 00:56:12,873 --> 00:56:16,043 Get d... get out! 903 00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:17,836 Grab the wheel! 904 00:56:17,878 --> 00:56:19,379 Hyah! 905 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:23,175 Hey hey hey. 906 00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:31,975 Damn, girl! 907 00:56:34,686 --> 00:56:36,688 You got skills. 908 00:56:47,866 --> 00:56:49,660 So I take it you're not just a waitress? 909 00:56:49,785 --> 00:56:51,161 I'm a federal agent, Jake. 910 00:56:51,286 --> 00:56:52,996 Federal agent? Why didn't you tell me? 911 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,040 You're on a strictly need-to-know basis... 912 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:57,334 like the soup of the day, super-spy. 913 00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:59,253 Okay. 914 00:56:59,294 --> 00:57:01,839 The man that shot at you back there, his name is Richard Shaw. 915 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,757 So wait... wait, you know him? 916 00:57:03,799 --> 00:57:07,719 Yes, unfortunately he's with the FBI too. 917 00:57:07,761 --> 00:57:10,889 - Crane here. - Martin, we have a situation here. 918 00:57:10,973 --> 00:57:15,435 Uh-huh. I just had a very disturbing conversation with Shaw. 919 00:57:15,477 --> 00:57:17,271 Now, you need to turn yourself in immediately. 920 00:57:17,396 --> 00:57:19,356 You don't understand. Shaw has turned. 921 00:57:19,398 --> 00:57:21,024 That's exactly what he said about you. 922 00:57:21,066 --> 00:57:24,069 Just tell me exactly where you are. We'll straighten this whole thing out. 923 00:57:24,194 --> 00:57:27,030 - I can't do that, Martin. - Gina? 924 00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:28,282 Gina! 925 00:57:28,365 --> 00:57:30,242 Shaw got to Crane. We're on our own. 926 00:57:30,284 --> 00:57:32,452 Whoa whoa whoa, what does this mean, "We're on our own"? 927 00:57:32,494 --> 00:57:34,663 - I've been working undercover, Jake. - Damn. 928 00:57:34,788 --> 00:57:37,875 We discovered that by altering the encoded chip in the X-1 video game, 929 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,085 classified information can be transferred undetected. 930 00:57:40,169 --> 00:57:44,590 Damn! Espionage. That's what it is. 931 00:57:44,673 --> 00:57:47,384 Someone at Digital Arts wants to sell the chip on the black market. 932 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:49,052 You get the picture. I was assigned to you. 933 00:57:49,094 --> 00:57:51,430 You were assigned to me? For what? Why would you be assigned to me? 934 00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:53,891 - Because you have the chip, Jake! - I have the chip. 935 00:57:53,974 --> 00:57:55,893 I have the chip. 936 00:57:55,976 --> 00:57:58,228 - Riley, did you check out the chip? - Yeah, I checked it out. 937 00:57:58,270 --> 00:57:59,730 You were right, Jake... 938 00:57:59,771 --> 00:58:01,648 the processor chip for our new gaming console, the X-1, 939 00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:04,651 it's got another chip engraved inside its circuitry. 940 00:58:04,693 --> 00:58:07,029 Somebody's been developing a spy chip 941 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:09,156 using our gaming research as a cover. 942 00:58:09,198 --> 00:58:12,242 You just change around a couple of polarities, you go from video games 943 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:14,745 to making unbreakable codes, you understand? 944 00:58:14,786 --> 00:58:18,248 The CIA, NSA... nobody could break these encryptions. 945 00:58:18,290 --> 00:58:20,292 So if somebody can get ahold of this thing... 946 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,252 they could smuggle in anything, plan an attack, 947 00:58:22,294 --> 00:58:23,921 and we couldn't even track 'em down! 948 00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:27,174 We gotta stop 'em, Jake. 949 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:33,555 Of course. Of course I have the chip. 950 00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:35,933 That's what this operation is all about! 951 00:58:35,974 --> 00:58:38,936 And you must be a support-level agent assigned to assist me 952 00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:40,646 in this thing. 953 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:44,358 Also, I guess it's a good time to tell you, Gina... 954 00:58:44,399 --> 00:58:46,985 My real name is Colonel Bowman. Welcome aboard. 955 00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:49,863 I got some bad news for you, Colonel. 956 00:58:51,782 --> 00:58:53,825 I'm running errands for you now? 957 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,787 What do you need, a PowerBook, an AC adaptor or something? 958 00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:58,664 You're not gonna like this. 959 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:02,459 Here's your Colonel Bowman. 960 00:59:03,585 --> 00:59:06,171 It's your favorite game. 961 00:59:06,296 --> 00:59:08,549 Okay okay, so maybe I got the name wrong, 962 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:11,260 but explain these skills, huh? 963 00:59:14,388 --> 00:59:17,182 You learned the moves from the video game, Jake. 964 00:59:21,895 --> 00:59:23,897 It's just coincidence. 965 00:59:23,981 --> 00:59:27,234 - Be careful of The Rat. - I mean that don't prove nothing, Gina. 966 00:59:27,276 --> 00:59:29,778 - This ain't what you want. - Okay? I'm a master! 967 00:59:29,862 --> 00:59:32,239 It takes years of training to do what I do. 968 00:59:32,281 --> 00:59:35,242 Jake, you leave me no choice. 969 00:59:35,284 --> 00:59:38,078 We had you under surveillance. 970 00:59:38,161 --> 00:59:40,747 Wait, what? 971 00:59:40,789 --> 00:59:43,959 Y'all were looking in my house? That ain't right. 972 00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:46,879 We caught you in one of your training sessions. 973 00:59:46,962 --> 00:59:49,548 You were spying on a spy? Damn! 974 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:51,091 Oh, it gets worse. 975 00:59:55,679 --> 00:59:56,972 Okay, will you turn that off? 976 00:59:57,097 --> 00:59:58,682 Not pretty. 977 00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:01,935 Ha-aa, this ain't what you want. 978 01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:03,854 Turn the thing off. Turn it off. 979 01:00:03,896 --> 01:00:06,148 - Turn... turn this thing off. - Okay, okay. 980 01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:07,482 Let's go. 981 01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:08,775 All right, but we're going back your place. 982 01:00:08,859 --> 01:00:10,986 Prepare to die, Colonel Bowman. 983 01:00:39,181 --> 01:00:41,642 Wow, what a dump! 984 01:00:41,683 --> 01:00:43,644 This is your place. Does it look familiar? 985 01:00:43,685 --> 01:00:45,687 This my place? 986 01:00:45,771 --> 01:00:48,232 Huh? No. 987 01:00:48,273 --> 01:00:50,192 Hey, Gina. 988 01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:55,072 Since you're really FBI, I guess you never really were my Boo, huh? 989 01:00:55,197 --> 01:00:57,741 Sorry. 990 01:00:57,783 --> 01:01:00,369 Hmm, you acting jealous, 991 01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:02,454 you... you were just faking that too, right? 992 01:01:02,496 --> 01:01:06,375 Jake, let's just say you made it easy for me to keep my cover. 993 01:01:08,293 --> 01:01:09,920 Another place, another time. 994 01:01:09,962 --> 01:01:11,380 Hey, you never know. 995 01:01:12,589 --> 01:01:15,467 - Did I treat you right? - Always. 996 01:01:15,592 --> 01:01:18,887 # Am I the lover that I think I am? # 997 01:01:19,888 --> 01:01:22,266 You're sweet. You make me laugh. 998 01:01:22,391 --> 01:01:25,936 - And we love to eat together. - I took you ice-skating? 999 01:01:25,978 --> 01:01:28,230 Yeah, you're pretty romantic. 1000 01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:31,233 Look how cute you are in those tights. 1001 01:01:31,275 --> 01:01:34,152 Yeah, but I couldn't get a extra large? 1002 01:01:34,194 --> 01:01:37,531 - Hey, you've got messages. - Yeah? 1003 01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:40,075 Hey, Jake, it's Steve, from Quiznos. Bad news... 1004 01:01:40,158 --> 01:01:42,035 someone jacked our bread truck. No worries, bro. 1005 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:44,997 Your sandwich will be delivered as usual. Just how you like 'em... 1006 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,373 triple oven-baked... 1007 01:01:46,498 --> 01:01:48,834 "Spies gotta eat. " 1008 01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:51,128 That's what I'm saying. 1009 01:01:51,170 --> 01:01:53,755 - That's what I'm saying. - Jake, it's Riley. 1010 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,674 Sector Seven is just not working yet. 1011 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:58,552 You can't kill the man in the black coat before the eagle strikes. 1012 01:01:58,594 --> 01:02:01,471 I need more help with this. I hope your friends at the agency don't mind. 1013 01:02:01,597 --> 01:02:03,599 You see? You see, that's what I'm talking about. 1014 01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:05,517 That's some real spy talk right there. 1015 01:02:05,559 --> 01:02:07,477 - I knew it, I knew it. - It's Riley. 1016 01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:08,645 - Mm-hmm. - You're right. 1017 01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:09,855 Hauck must be in on this. 1018 01:02:09,897 --> 01:02:13,317 When you meet the FBI, remember: No names, no IDs. 1019 01:02:13,358 --> 01:02:16,820 Only contact me on my cell. You gotta come through on this. 1020 01:02:16,862 --> 01:02:19,781 From here on out you're "The Cleaner. " 1021 01:02:21,074 --> 01:02:24,161 - Did you hear that? - Yeah, I did, actually. 1022 01:02:24,286 --> 01:02:26,997 I'm "The Cleaner," I'm "The Cleaner"! 1023 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,876 I knew it! I told you! 1024 01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:32,753 It's Riley again. Did you leave town? 1025 01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:35,589 You mentioned Boca Raton. Where are you, Jake? 1026 01:02:35,672 --> 01:02:38,842 - Boca Raton? - Were you planning a trip there? 1027 01:02:38,884 --> 01:02:41,428 No! No. 1028 01:02:41,470 --> 01:02:45,057 Boca Raton is a city north of Miami in Florida. 1029 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:46,850 Nothing. 1030 01:02:46,892 --> 01:02:48,894 Boca Raton... "the mouth of the rat. " 1031 01:02:48,977 --> 01:02:52,898 - Huh? - Spanish for "mouth of the rat. " 1032 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:55,692 "Mouth of the rat. " 1033 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,694 Mouth of The Rat... yes! 1034 01:02:57,778 --> 01:03:00,531 - I know where the chip is! - You know where the chip is? 1035 01:03:00,572 --> 01:03:02,449 That's what I'm saying. 1036 01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:05,285 - You're sure? - Yes, yes! I'm positive! Come on! 1037 01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:20,425 - What? - Would you put th... 1038 01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:21,969 - bac... those are mine! - Stop it! 1039 01:03:22,094 --> 01:03:23,554 Look, I don't wanna be noticed. 1040 01:03:23,595 --> 01:03:26,932 Well, I guarantee you're gonna get noticed in that getup. 1041 01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:29,560 Look, would you put those back? 1042 01:03:29,685 --> 01:03:31,353 The plan is we get in, we get out. It's simple. 1043 01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:32,855 Maybe you're right. 1044 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:36,191 I mean it is after hours. Nobody'll recognize me. 1045 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:51,248 Hey, can you open the gate? 1046 01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:54,251 Well, if it isn't Mr. Jake Rodgers. 1047 01:03:54,293 --> 01:03:55,919 You know everybody is looking for you? 1048 01:03:55,961 --> 01:03:59,590 I could get $75 for turning you in. What's going on? 1049 01:03:59,673 --> 01:04:03,051 I know, baby, okay? But right now, I need you to let me in. 1050 01:04:03,093 --> 01:04:06,430 Baby, I know you didn't just call me "baby"! 1051 01:04:06,471 --> 01:04:09,725 How about calling me "Jacuzzi"? How about that, Jake? 1052 01:04:09,766 --> 01:04:11,685 Why would I call you that? 1053 01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:14,146 'Cause it's my name. 1054 01:04:14,188 --> 01:04:16,148 - It's French. - French? 1055 01:04:16,190 --> 01:04:18,734 - You don't know nothing about that. - Look, okay, whatever. 1056 01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:20,986 Jacuzzi, would you open the gate, please? 1057 01:04:21,069 --> 01:04:23,447 No! You didn't even remember my name. 1058 01:04:23,488 --> 01:04:26,742 I guess you also forgot how you was all up on a sister 1059 01:04:26,783 --> 01:04:29,036 at the Christmas party? Just all up in through here. 1060 01:04:29,077 --> 01:04:33,123 No no, I wasn't with you at no company Christmas party. 1061 01:04:33,165 --> 01:04:34,791 What? Okay, hold on. 1062 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,335 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1063 01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:39,338 Oh! What? Bam! 1064 01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,797 But uh... 1065 01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:43,342 Huh-uh. What the hell! 1066 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:45,469 - Hmm? - No! 1067 01:04:45,594 --> 01:04:47,596 Is that a goat? 1068 01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:49,139 Whoo! 1069 01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:52,267 Are we in the manger? Okay, wait, hold on. 1070 01:04:52,392 --> 01:04:54,353 Is it all coming back to you now? 1071 01:04:54,394 --> 01:04:56,855 Damn, do everybody got pictures of me? 1072 01:04:56,897 --> 01:05:00,359 You promised me dinner, Jake, and I want it. 1073 01:05:00,484 --> 01:05:03,237 - Look, fine. - And I don't want no damn nine-piece. 1074 01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:06,198 I wanna go to a nice restaurant where they got the salad bar 1075 01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:09,117 - and free refills. - Okay, free refills, you got it, okay? 1076 01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:11,828 But right now, I'm gonna have to ask you 1077 01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:14,122 - to get in the trunk. - What? 1078 01:05:14,164 --> 01:05:16,250 Look, this is for your benefit so you don't get fired 1079 01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:17,960 or nothing, okay, from your job. Get in the trunk. 1080 01:05:18,085 --> 01:05:19,837 No, I ain't getting in no trunk. 1081 01:05:19,878 --> 01:05:21,380 - Get in the trunk. - No! 1082 01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:24,299 Get in the trunk. 1083 01:05:24,383 --> 01:05:26,593 You went with Asian? 1084 01:05:30,973 --> 01:05:34,184 - Hello, Riley. - Hello. 1085 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,020 So tell us... what was your meeting with Jake about? 1086 01:05:37,062 --> 01:05:39,982 Oh, we were discussing how to get you behind bars. 1087 01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:42,693 What happened to you? 1088 01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:45,195 You used to be a real team player. 1089 01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:49,783 Well, that was when the team made video games, not weapons. 1090 01:05:53,161 --> 01:05:55,622 You shouldn't have called the FBI. 1091 01:05:55,664 --> 01:05:58,542 At the time I didn't know that you'd bought a few agents. 1092 01:05:58,584 --> 01:06:00,919 One less, thanks to your friend Jake. 1093 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,046 What? What are you talking about? 1094 01:06:03,088 --> 01:06:06,592 Eric, I think you should take a look at this. 1095 01:06:11,263 --> 01:06:13,098 Shh! 1096 01:06:15,893 --> 01:06:17,269 It's this way. 1097 01:06:17,394 --> 01:06:18,562 How do you know? 1098 01:06:18,687 --> 01:06:20,522 I just do. 1099 01:06:20,564 --> 01:06:22,482 Bad memory and an attitude. 1100 01:06:34,578 --> 01:06:36,663 Okay, this is it. 1101 01:06:45,881 --> 01:06:47,966 Colonel Bowman's revenge. 1102 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,678 Remember... we get in, we get out. 1103 01:06:51,762 --> 01:06:52,888 Okay. 1104 01:06:56,975 --> 01:07:01,230 This is the motion capture stage for the game designers. 1105 01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:03,941 I remember sneaking in here. 1106 01:07:03,982 --> 01:07:05,192 Check this out. 1107 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:08,153 This is it. This is the throne 1108 01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:10,030 of the drug lord, code name "The Rat. " 1109 01:07:10,072 --> 01:07:12,241 I knew it! I knew all this stuff was real! 1110 01:07:12,282 --> 01:07:13,325 So now what? 1111 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:16,245 "Boca Raton," baby. You said it yourself... 1112 01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:19,748 "the mouth of the rat. " 1113 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:21,500 I hid the X-1 right here. 1114 01:07:25,963 --> 01:07:28,382 - The chip! - How do you like me now? 1115 01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:31,552 - You did it! - That's right, I did it. 1116 01:07:31,593 --> 01:07:33,887 Okay, come on. Let's get out of here. 1117 01:07:35,597 --> 01:07:37,599 So nice of you to come, Mr. Rodgers. 1118 01:07:37,683 --> 01:07:39,142 So nice of you to come, Mr. Rodgers. 1119 01:07:39,184 --> 01:07:40,519 So nice of you to come, Mr. Rodgers. 1120 01:07:40,561 --> 01:07:42,855 Thanks for calling the FBI on such an important matter. 1121 01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:45,065 Anything I can do to help my country. 1122 01:07:45,190 --> 01:07:47,192 You fellas got some ID? 1123 01:07:48,986 --> 01:07:51,196 You're a cautious man. That's good. 1124 01:07:53,365 --> 01:07:55,117 Now hand over the chip. 1125 01:07:55,158 --> 01:07:56,660 Got a little something for me? 1126 01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:58,287 Here it is... 1127 01:07:58,370 --> 01:08:00,247 $1/4-million in thanks. 1128 01:08:00,289 --> 01:08:02,541 Obviously, this is just between us. 1129 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:05,586 It seems a little more than a thank you. 1130 01:08:05,669 --> 01:08:07,421 Seems like a payoff. 1131 01:08:07,462 --> 01:08:09,381 I was just testing you. 1132 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:10,883 Something's not right here. 1133 01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:12,384 Don't get too clever, janitor. 1134 01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:15,470 Give us the chip and take your gift. 1135 01:08:15,596 --> 01:08:18,724 I got a feeling if I give you this chip 1136 01:08:18,765 --> 01:08:20,934 I ain't getting no gift. Am I right? 1137 01:08:20,976 --> 01:08:23,145 I ain't leaving this room either, am I? 1138 01:08:23,187 --> 01:08:25,647 Ah. 1139 01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:27,399 Man, I ain't got the chip with me. 1140 01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:29,193 I mean, do I look like a sucker? 1141 01:08:29,276 --> 01:08:31,195 I mean, do you think I'm gonna come into a strange room 1142 01:08:31,278 --> 01:08:32,446 with the thing in my pocket? 1143 01:08:32,487 --> 01:08:33,989 No, man! 1144 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:52,341 Okay, yeah. 1145 01:08:52,382 --> 01:08:54,092 Yeah, I remember everything now. 1146 01:08:54,176 --> 01:08:55,677 Y'all in some shit. 1147 01:08:55,761 --> 01:08:58,096 Yeah, you... I'm gonna take my right elbow 1148 01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:01,099 and hit you in the Adam's apple, knock it out. 1149 01:09:01,183 --> 01:09:03,977 Then you... I'm gonna kick you with my size-12 shoe... 1150 01:09:07,189 --> 01:09:09,650 And then you... I'm gonna hit you with him! 1151 01:09:09,691 --> 01:09:12,152 And there ain't gonna be a damn thing you can do about it, 1152 01:09:12,194 --> 01:09:15,072 because I'm with the CIA! Ha! 1153 01:09:19,076 --> 01:09:22,621 Jake, what are you talking about? The CIA? 1154 01:09:22,663 --> 01:09:25,040 You said it on the answering machine... I'm with the Agency. 1155 01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:28,877 The Agency for Custodial Professionals. 1156 01:09:28,961 --> 01:09:31,880 Jake, you're a janitor! 1157 01:09:31,964 --> 01:09:32,965 Wha...? 1158 01:09:40,681 --> 01:09:41,932 Uh-oh. 1159 01:09:41,974 --> 01:09:43,517 We're gonna die! 1160 01:09:43,559 --> 01:09:44,893 Run! 1161 01:09:45,894 --> 01:09:47,187 Shoot! 1162 01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:55,863 Argh! 1163 01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:02,536 How are we supposed to get in and get out now? 1164 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:04,371 Hey, wh... wh... 1165 01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:08,584 We're trapped, Gina. 1166 01:10:09,793 --> 01:10:11,795 They got us! They got us! 1167 01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:18,927 So I'm just a janitor. 1168 01:10:18,969 --> 01:10:21,471 I don't fight crime, I fight grime! 1169 01:10:22,681 --> 01:10:24,892 I get it, I get it. 1170 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:32,649 I'm running out of bullets. 1171 01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:34,818 We should just give up. 1172 01:10:34,860 --> 01:10:36,862 Hey, we give up! We're coming out! 1173 01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:43,660 Jake, I need you to pull yourself together right now, okay? 1174 01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:45,495 Okay. All right, all right. 1175 01:10:47,581 --> 01:10:50,292 - I need your help! - Oh! 1176 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:51,877 Okay. 1177 01:10:56,798 --> 01:10:58,091 Okay. 1178 01:11:04,765 --> 01:11:07,184 This ain't what you want! 1179 01:11:24,368 --> 01:11:26,578 I'm out. 1180 01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:35,671 Go! 1181 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,099 I knew it was a weapon. 1182 01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:51,228 What are you doing? Jake? 1183 01:11:51,270 --> 01:11:54,189 Come on. Come on, let's go. 1184 01:11:54,273 --> 01:11:56,275 You, go! 1185 01:11:57,359 --> 01:11:59,987 Go on! 1186 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:09,454 Ooh. 1187 01:12:09,496 --> 01:12:10,789 Wow. 1188 01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:14,168 Go on, go! 1189 01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:20,799 Oh. 1190 01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:23,260 Jake! 1191 01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:27,181 - Come on! - Go go! Go go go go! 1192 01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:46,783 Give it up, Jake. You can't win. 1193 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:50,078 You're just a janitor. 1194 01:12:57,169 --> 01:12:59,463 Yahh! Yeah, you're being mopped by The Cleaner! 1195 01:13:05,594 --> 01:13:10,140 - Huh. - Damn, he hit me! 1196 01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:12,434 Stop right there, Mr. Hauck! 1197 01:13:12,476 --> 01:13:14,269 Do you know who I am? 1198 01:13:14,394 --> 01:13:17,022 Yes, sir. We're just doing our job. 1199 01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:18,565 Too bad. 1200 01:13:23,362 --> 01:13:24,863 Huh? 1201 01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:28,575 - Ooh! - Damn, girl. 1202 01:13:37,459 --> 01:13:38,961 Get 'em, girl! 1203 01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:46,760 Oh, shit. 1204 01:13:54,059 --> 01:13:55,394 How do you like that? 1205 01:14:14,997 --> 01:14:16,290 You all right? 1206 01:14:17,499 --> 01:14:20,127 Hand over the chip, mop boy. 1207 01:14:20,169 --> 01:14:22,296 Mop boy? This ain't what you want. 1208 01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:32,639 And that's for wearing pink underwear, 1209 01:14:32,681 --> 01:14:34,433 you freak. 1210 01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:36,935 Come on. 1211 01:14:36,977 --> 01:14:38,478 Oh. 1212 01:14:38,562 --> 01:14:39,855 You all right? 1213 01:14:39,897 --> 01:14:42,149 Oh, Jake, that was amazing. 1214 01:14:42,191 --> 01:14:46,028 Well, people do some pretty incredible things 1215 01:14:46,069 --> 01:14:47,863 when they're scared out of their minds. 1216 01:14:49,781 --> 01:14:51,533 Don't make me laugh. It hurts. 1217 01:14:51,575 --> 01:14:52,743 Am I bleeding? 1218 01:14:52,784 --> 01:14:54,536 No. 1219 01:14:54,578 --> 01:14:55,787 He... he hit me in the mouth. 1220 01:14:55,871 --> 01:14:58,540 I wish I had my nunchucks. Yeah. 1221 01:14:58,582 --> 01:15:00,876 Get out of my way. 1222 01:15:04,171 --> 01:15:06,757 ...stomach. He hit me, and it kind of hurt. 1223 01:15:06,798 --> 01:15:08,133 - Yeah, but then you came back. - Then I'm... bow! 1224 01:15:08,175 --> 01:15:09,551 He was on me... 1225 01:15:09,593 --> 01:15:12,429 There he is. Jake! 1226 01:15:12,471 --> 01:15:13,931 - Hey-hey! - Good work. 1227 01:15:13,972 --> 01:15:16,558 - Yeah, man. - I'm never gonna forget this. 1228 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,018 Hey, I'm just happy to help. 1229 01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:19,770 So you two were working together all along? 1230 01:15:19,895 --> 01:15:21,563 Well, Jake discovered the X-1, he came to me, 1231 01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:23,690 and together we planned how to flush these guys out. 1232 01:15:23,774 --> 01:15:25,234 Gina... 1233 01:15:25,275 --> 01:15:27,319 I never should have doubted you. 1234 01:15:27,361 --> 01:15:29,780 - Nice work. - Thank you, sir. 1235 01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:32,324 I couldn't have done it without Jake Rodgers. 1236 01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:34,243 This is my boss, Martin Crane. 1237 01:15:34,284 --> 01:15:35,869 So you're "the" Jake? 1238 01:15:35,994 --> 01:15:37,496 Jake Rodgers. How are you? 1239 01:15:37,579 --> 01:15:38,830 The Bureau thanks you. 1240 01:15:38,872 --> 01:15:41,124 Well, everybody except for Shaw, right? 1241 01:15:41,166 --> 01:15:43,919 Listen, we could use a good man like you. 1242 01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:46,046 How would you like to join our training program? 1243 01:15:46,088 --> 01:15:48,090 What? Me? 1244 01:15:50,092 --> 01:15:51,552 The FBI? 1245 01:15:51,593 --> 01:15:53,720 Like, with... with the whole badge and everything? 1246 01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:55,597 I don't know. L... 1247 01:15:56,974 --> 01:15:59,226 No, sir, 1248 01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:01,645 I'm gonna stick with the Agency. 1249 01:16:01,687 --> 01:16:03,772 Somebody's gotta keep this place clean. 1250 01:16:03,897 --> 01:16:05,732 It's what I do. 1251 01:16:05,774 --> 01:16:09,069 Jake, I don't think that needs to concern you anymore. 1252 01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:11,780 I trusted you and you came through. 1253 01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:13,323 I got a little surprise for you. 1254 01:16:13,365 --> 01:16:15,492 What are you talking about? Don't do this, man. 1255 01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:16,869 I don't like surprises. 1256 01:16:18,370 --> 01:16:20,122 Where do you think you're going? 1257 01:16:20,163 --> 01:16:22,583 You again? 1258 01:16:26,295 --> 01:16:28,380 Wow. 1259 01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:33,177 Two ladies fighting over a janitor. 1260 01:16:38,599 --> 01:16:41,018 - #... Far as I know, you're a freak # 1261 01:16:41,059 --> 01:16:43,228 # Look nasty girl that shake her ass to the beat # 1262 01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:45,898 - # To the beat, phat phat skee skee... # 1263 01:16:45,981 --> 01:16:47,983 # 'Cause I'm ready for the girl, but she don't come cheap # 1264 01:16:48,066 --> 01:16:49,693 # Aha, far as I know, you're a freak... # 1265 01:16:57,075 --> 01:17:00,078 Come on, get up. Had enough? 1266 01:17:01,079 --> 01:17:03,457 - Jake. Jake! - Huh? 1267 01:17:03,498 --> 01:17:05,125 Are you just gonna stand there and watch? 1268 01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:07,294 Hell yeah! 1269 01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:10,672 Okay. Don't blink. 1270 01:17:25,562 --> 01:17:28,565 Hey, babe, I don't think we're gonna make it. 1271 01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:31,777 And you... 1272 01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:35,030 you can use some hot cocoa and a nap. Come on. 1273 01:17:35,072 --> 01:17:37,491 Easy. 1274 01:17:44,581 --> 01:17:45,832 You! 1275 01:17:45,874 --> 01:17:48,752 Hey hey, Jacuzzi. 1276 01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:50,420 Do you have any idea 1277 01:17:50,462 --> 01:17:52,464 what being locked in a trunk for eight hours 1278 01:17:52,589 --> 01:17:54,299 does to a black woman's hair? 1279 01:17:54,383 --> 01:17:55,717 I'm guessing not good, right? 1280 01:17:55,759 --> 01:17:57,344 Mmm, you guess right. 1281 01:17:57,386 --> 01:18:01,473 A sister is not happy if her hair is nappy, all right? 1282 01:18:01,598 --> 01:18:03,725 You owe me a visit to my stylist Kiki 1283 01:18:03,767 --> 01:18:06,144 over at the salon called "Hair This. " Why? 1284 01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:07,938 'Cause a sister needs to get her hair did. 1285 01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:09,690 I want some highlights, 1286 01:18:09,773 --> 01:18:11,441 and I'm thinking the highlights 1287 01:18:11,483 --> 01:18:13,819 make a sister look a little more Latin. 1288 01:18:13,861 --> 01:18:16,321 - Eh? - Latin? 1289 01:18:16,363 --> 01:18:18,156 Ah! 1290 01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:20,450 Okay, you got it. You know, yes, definitely. 1291 01:18:20,492 --> 01:18:21,618 All right. 1292 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:23,620 Do you salsa? 1293 01:18:23,662 --> 01:18:25,497 Ooh, he cute. Uh! 1294 01:18:28,792 --> 01:18:30,377 What's up, fellas? 1295 01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:32,045 There he is. There he is... 1296 01:18:32,087 --> 01:18:33,672 Look, before you get started, man... 1297 01:18:33,797 --> 01:18:36,925 ...Mr. Big Hotshot Video Game Maker. 1298 01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:39,344 I can't believe you gave up your mop for this suit. 1299 01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:42,431 Look, fellas, this was a really hard decision. 1300 01:18:42,472 --> 01:18:44,933 I mean, not really, but if... for real... 1301 01:18:44,975 --> 01:18:47,060 but I'll make us some good games and... 1302 01:18:47,186 --> 01:18:48,729 G- g-games? I got game ideas. I've been holding them in. 1303 01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:50,022 I'm gonna let 'em out. 1304 01:18:50,063 --> 01:18:52,191 What... what about the one... "The Deadbeat Daddies. " 1305 01:18:52,274 --> 01:18:55,152 The objective of the game is to avoid your baby mama... her legal team... 1306 01:18:55,194 --> 01:18:57,154 you gotta keep switching your social security number, 1307 01:18:57,196 --> 01:18:59,781 and they can't get a DNA sample. They take you on them talk shows about... 1308 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:02,117 "Look at his face, look at his eyes, look how much they look alike. " 1309 01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:03,827 "Look how much they look alike. " That's how the game gonna say it... 1310 01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,245 "Look how much they look alike. " 1311 01:19:05,287 --> 01:19:07,372 - And you gotta avoid all that. - That's good, man, that's good. 1312 01:19:07,497 --> 01:19:08,749 I heard it was based on a true story, too. 1313 01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:10,542 - Ronnie, I'm gonna have to go, man. - Whoa, wait, whoa whoa, 1314 01:19:10,584 --> 01:19:12,377 one more... what about the mad janitor versus the co-worker 1315 01:19:12,461 --> 01:19:14,546 with the promotion? Yeah. I'll t... I'll track you down and... 1316 01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:16,131 I mean, he... in the game... will track you down... 1317 01:19:16,173 --> 01:19:17,883 - Hey, look... ... and he take care of you, 1318 01:19:17,966 --> 01:19:19,051 and... and... and... and... and take you out. 1319 01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:20,427 I'm... I w... I'm gonna call you, okay? 1320 01:19:20,469 --> 01:19:21,637 Wait, I got, like, 10 more. 1321 01:19:21,678 --> 01:19:23,639 Just don't forget where you came from. 1322 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,891 Yeah, because the broom don't wait on nobody, baby. 1323 01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:28,227 You understand? This is mop life, mop life! 1324 01:19:28,268 --> 01:19:29,853 So sweep on! 1325 01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:31,522 You think he liked my ideas? 1326 01:19:31,563 --> 01:19:33,398 Oh, yeah yeah. 1327 01:19:38,570 --> 01:19:41,240 Hey. How's the game? 1328 01:19:41,281 --> 01:19:42,741 Eh, working on it. 1329 01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:44,952 Level five's too damn easy, but, uh, we're tweaking it. 1330 01:19:44,993 --> 01:19:47,162 Okay, we'll bring that up at Thursday's meeting. 1331 01:19:47,287 --> 01:19:49,081 Thanks a lot, boss. 1332 01:19:49,164 --> 01:19:50,874 I appreciate everything you've done for me. 1333 01:19:52,167 --> 01:19:53,460 How about a raise? 1334 01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:55,170 No. 1335 01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:56,672 Oh. 1336 01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:59,758 Just checking. I didn't think you was going to... 1337 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:01,176 Mmm? 1338 01:20:03,095 --> 01:20:04,763 Hey, Jake, what's up? 1339 01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:09,268 Hey, what are you doing here? 1340 01:20:09,393 --> 01:20:11,061 Surprise! 1341 01:20:11,186 --> 01:20:12,896 This is nice. Thank you. 1342 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,648 That's beautiful. Oh, wow. 1343 01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:17,317 "'The Cleaner' Saves the Day! Love, Gina. " 1344 01:20:17,359 --> 01:20:20,153 That's right, with the help of his 1345 01:20:20,195 --> 01:20:24,074 waitress-slash-agent- slash-almost-Boo. 1346 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:27,870 How about... 1347 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:30,747 almost-getting-closer-Boo? 1348 01:20:30,789 --> 01:20:33,417 Oh, really? I thought you just would have forgot about me. 1349 01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:36,170 How could I forget about you? 1350 01:20:37,462 --> 01:20:40,799 Technically, this is another time, another place. 1351 01:20:40,883 --> 01:20:44,386 True. What are you thinking? 1352 01:20:45,470 --> 01:20:47,222 Dinner and ice skating? 1353 01:20:47,264 --> 01:20:49,349 Ice skating? On no! 1354 01:20:49,391 --> 01:20:52,436 You are not getting me into those tight pants again. 1355 01:20:52,477 --> 01:20:54,897 I was thinking more like moonlight under the stars 1356 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:56,398 in the Bahamas. 1357 01:20:56,481 --> 01:20:58,066 Sounds pretty romantic. 1358 01:20:58,192 --> 01:20:59,568 First class all the way. 1359 01:20:59,693 --> 01:21:01,695 Sounds expensive. 1360 01:21:02,696 --> 01:21:04,781 Why don't you let me worry about that? 1361 01:21:06,074 --> 01:21:08,619 - Okay. - Come on. 1362 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:12,789 The waitress and the janitor take on the world. 1363 01:21:12,873 --> 01:21:14,875 That's right. 1364 01:21:14,958 --> 01:21:16,668 Uh... hold on. 1365 01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:25,177 A spy's gotta eat, right? 1366 01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:28,972 Eh? Let's spend some of this money. 1367 01:21:29,097 --> 01:21:30,641 Ow! 1368 01:21:30,682 --> 01:21:33,268 Ooh! Ooh! 1369 01:21:34,978 --> 01:21:36,063 13 Baker 3, mark! 1370 01:21:36,188 --> 01:21:39,024 Oh, if you don't mind, 1371 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:41,693 could you pick me up a little box of kittens 1372 01:21:41,777 --> 01:21:43,654 and a rainbow Afro? 1373 01:21:43,695 --> 01:21:46,198 And if you could get my eighth-grade schoolteacher on the phone... 1374 01:21:46,281 --> 01:21:47,741 I'd really like to talk to her. 1375 01:21:47,783 --> 01:21:50,244 One other thing... some brown shoe polish 1376 01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:52,579 with a little sponge tip. That's the kind I like. 1377 01:21:52,663 --> 01:21:56,041 And a Simon and Garfunkel album... just the... just the album cover. 1378 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:57,417 I don't need the actual album. 1379 01:21:57,459 --> 01:21:59,586 I mean, if it's no trouble. You can get yourself something nice, 1380 01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:00,921 maybe some animal crackers or something. 1381 01:22:00,963 --> 01:22:02,297 Maybe, like, a little sparkly... 1382 01:22:02,381 --> 01:22:05,676 a little spinning hat or something with little... little helicopters on top. 1383 01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:09,930 I'm sorry, Oprah, 1384 01:22:09,972 --> 01:22:12,432 I can't take you to the Grammys, okay? 1385 01:22:12,474 --> 01:22:14,017 You know why? 1386 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:16,353 'Cause I need a dirty girl. 1387 01:22:16,395 --> 01:22:18,772 Give me that. Stop! 1388 01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:21,024 Okay? That causes shrinkage. 1389 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:23,068 Keep the freezie off the deezie. 1390 01:22:23,193 --> 01:22:24,695 Enough with the ice on the dice. 1391 01:22:24,778 --> 01:22:27,239 You gotta be real dirty. Can you be dirty? 1392 01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:28,657 Can you be dingy? 1393 01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:30,742 Can you not brush your teeth for me? 1394 01:22:30,784 --> 01:22:33,120 I have a computer chick in my hotel? 1395 01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:34,496 You have the hottest... 1396 01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:37,040 - computer chick ever. - Computer chick in your hotel ever! 1397 01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,584 Nobody... nobody's... 1398 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:43,338 ...but I can't even go in to pretend to give him a kiss? 1399 01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:46,175 Nyah! 1400 01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:48,385 You want me to take your temperature? 1401 01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:53,140 That's right. All the dirty girls, make noise! 1402 01:22:53,182 --> 01:22:56,435 "Please, Dirty Clean Rapper, be with me!" 1403 01:22:56,476 --> 01:22:58,020 L... I'll think about it. 1404 01:22:58,061 --> 01:22:59,479 Here we go. 1405 01:23:00,689 --> 01:23:04,443 Ow! Ooh! Yeah! 1406 01:23:04,484 --> 01:23:05,944 - Lower. - Do you think that's... 1407 01:23:05,986 --> 01:23:08,280 Hey, lady! Take these. 1408 01:23:08,363 --> 01:23:11,783 I'm going to still tell your wife. 1409 01:23:11,867 --> 01:23:14,077 Your breath smells like sautéed ass. 1410 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,370 ...like trash date. 1411 01:23:16,496 --> 01:23:18,457 ...smells like hot garbage. 1412 01:23:18,498 --> 01:23:20,083 Eww! 1413 01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:21,793 I got two words for you... 1414 01:23:21,877 --> 01:23:23,545 Al-toids! 1415 01:23:23,587 --> 01:23:27,049 Lady, get your junk in the trunk! 1416 01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:28,759 Are you the girl from "Charlie's Angels"? 1417 01:23:31,178 --> 01:23:32,471 That's all I need. 1418 01:23:43,690 --> 01:23:46,360 [V.6.] 103573

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