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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:15,674 [Singing in English] 2 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,784 (Activating car alarm ) 3 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,295 (Soft music playing) 4 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,468 There he is. 5 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,969 Black Jack massarone. 6 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:20,557 I saw this, and I thought of you. 7 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,687 - Look at that. - The guy's local. 8 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:29,358 He makes them as part of a program for disabled vets. 9 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:37,824 A little gift to show my gratitude for all our work together. 10 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,743 Thanks. 11 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,081 Look at those guys, huh? 12 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,167 ( Chuckling ) They had some times, huh? 13 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:52,130 We're finally gonna cut the ribbon for the museum on the 22nd. 14 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:55,217 They even asked me to make a little speech on the challenges... 15 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,344 Of contemporary urban development. 16 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,055 Thank you. 17 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,807 Something for you? 18 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,643 I'll have what he's having. 19 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,983 Listen, my buddy in city plan check says they just pulled a permit... 20 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:15,070 To turn the old bus station into a mixed-use. 21 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,072 Zellman still hasn't given me a number. 22 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,825 Has he said anything to you about another bid? 23 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,661 Oh, we don't talk much. 24 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,496 Take your hat off. Relax. 25 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:28,417 Yeah. I just started on the Rogaine. 26 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,173 Listen, you think you could ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement? 27 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,260 It's kind of soggy, you wanna know the truth. 28 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,178 Tony, this is federal redevelopment. 29 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,014 I'll look into it. 30 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,146 - So a speech, huh? - Yeah. 31 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,065 At the museum of science and trucking. 32 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,444 I just wish my mother could have seen it. 33 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,281 Well, wherever she is, I'm sure she's proud. 34 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:04,202 Actually, I think I know exactly where she is, and it's pretty fucking hot. 35 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,288 You had one of those too, huh? 36 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,585 Gentlemen. 37 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,670 Is everything okay here? 38 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,089 Yeah, sure. Just talking. 39 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:21,052 Okay, then. Have a good night. 40 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,150 So they go through labor, big deal. Try a prostate exam. 41 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,655 This is great. 42 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,784 And I usually don't like modern art. 43 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,538 The rat pack. 44 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,751 Do you know a Joseph "Joey" cogo? 45 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,172 Not much. I mean, I met him. 46 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,509 Last week. 47 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,012 Me and Chrissy were having dinner with Tony and his friend, Valentina. 48 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,473 Joey cogo sent over a bottle of veuve. 49 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,226 You wanna show her those? 50 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,732 Oh, my god. 51 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,361 Was this man with him? 52 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,368 Yeah, I saw him. 53 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,036 You're sure? 54 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,205 Tuesday night. 55 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,507 (Car starting up) 56 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,342 (Tires squealing off) 57 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,388 Jesus, because of what I said? 58 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:53,395 (Tonys voice) You're supposed to be earners. That's... the top-tier positions. 59 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,690 So each of you, go to your people on the street. Crack some fucking... 60 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,733 Create some fucking earners out there! 61 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,652 So, what's he saying? 62 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,696 The way I remember, he said: 63 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,700 "That's why you got the top-tier positions." 64 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:12,122 This other inaudible is "crack fucking heads," not "legs." 65 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,749 I need a signature. 66 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,425 Now, that's it. That's all I gotta say. 67 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,594 Frankly, I'm depressed and... 68 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,556 - Depressed and what? - Depressed and ashamed. 69 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,393 So, what about my Alan Stuart shirt from that meeting? 70 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,855 Ralph cifaretto spilt my coffee and ruined it. 71 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:40,483 I can petty cash it. Resubmit, okay? 72 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:49,409 This crazy horse pole camera's working out really good. 73 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,454 Paulie gualtieri's car again. She's still lying. 74 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,919 ( Male ) Listen, any chance you could 75 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,422 ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement? 76 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,633 (Tony) It's kind of soggy, you wanna know the truth. 77 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:08,011 - Pie. He was eating. - Tony, this is federal redevelopment. 78 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,013 I'll look into it. 79 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,144 - So a speech, huh? - Sound quality is amazing. 80 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,146 New hats. Mike's right in the button. 81 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,650 - Museum of science and trucking. - Just wish my mother could have seen it. 82 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,652 Give it to Angela and shut the door. 83 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,987 Well, wherever she is, I'm sure she's proud. 84 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,616 What happened to the jury-tampering investigation on junior soprano's trial? 85 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,744 - Actually, I... - You guys just drop the ball on that? 86 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,496 Massarone's a huge asset. 87 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,832 - Couple him with... - What, three-year-old airline tickets? 88 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,918 Some ties to the bevilaqua murder? 89 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:44,506 Even if massarone and a thousand other snitches pan out... 90 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,925 We've still gotta put Tony on trial. 91 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,718 That's useless until we find out... 92 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,429 How they penetrated the anonymous jury system. 93 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,348 And what? Jury duty's not tough enough? 94 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,433 We don't like to dig into some citizen. 95 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,687 Tough shit. One of those citizens is a felon. 96 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,689 Get on it. 97 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,320 You know what's going on here, right? 98 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,657 He fucked up his six-figure future with o'melveny and Myers... 99 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,034 When he blew the junior soprano trial. 100 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:17,205 Of course, he'll keep trying him until he fixes that. 101 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,543 - Hey! - Hey. 102 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,754 There he is, John Barrymore. 103 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,216 - How are you? - All right. 104 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,929 I thought nobody ever comes to see you. 105 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,098 I was dropping off some dandelions. 106 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,351 Saw a beautiful patch in a vacant lot over by 15th street. 107 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,854 - Nice salad. - Any word about Tony b.? 108 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,814 Yeah, yeah, should be any day now. 109 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,233 Aunt quintina's gonna call the moment she hears. 110 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,653 - He's a good kid, your cousin? Smart. - Yeah. 111 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,239 Fucking weirdo, you ask me. 112 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,909 All right, the vacant lot over on 15th street? 113 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,829 That's where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss. 114 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,247 (Laughing) 115 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,666 You goddamn clown. 116 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,087 So, you got anything lined up for the kid? 117 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,049 Yeah, yeah, air bags. We pull them from boosted cars. 118 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,092 People buy them like you wouldn't believe. 119 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:16,056 Hey, legit dealers, body shops, they reinstall undeployed bags as new. 120 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,725 - Top dollar. - Brave, new world. 121 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,270 Jesus Christ, they didn't even have shoulder belts when I went away. 122 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,272 You'll let me know when the kid gets out? 123 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,108 Yeah, we'll have a party for him. All right. 124 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,568 I love you, okay. 125 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,778 (Speaking Italian ) 126 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,624 Come on, eat. Don't be so sensitive. 127 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,585 I was being polite. It's like eating red fescue. 128 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,797 I'll take an egg. You want an egg? Bobby, make my nephew an egg. 129 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,632 I don't want an egg. 130 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,304 Tony b. 131 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,765 A little welcome-home present. 132 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,643 - What's that, a motorola? - Yeah. 133 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,061 Supposed to be the best. 134 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,815 So, I figured he could use one. Call me when he needs me. 135 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,651 All the fellas are getting out, huh? 136 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:15,073 The class of 2004. Old rats on a new ship. 137 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,577 Think I'll take an egg. Make us a couple eggs. 138 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,580 I'm doing it. You told me. He don't want one. 139 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,417 You and Tony egg again. 140 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,503 Tony egg? Tony b. 141 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,130 Like the time you two... You took that camera in the bathroom... 142 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,131 (Phone ringing) 143 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,175 At your sister Barbara's confirmation. 144 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,264 Hello. 145 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,934 Oh, that's terrible. 146 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,604 Where's he gonna be laid out? 147 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:50,150 Who now? Goddamn it. 148 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,527 Well, let us know. 149 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,530 Carmine lupertazzi. 150 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,740 He passed during the night. 151 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,702 What a fucking blow. 152 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,871 He was a great man. 153 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,708 My cousin told me it was carmine who invented point-shaving. 154 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,920 Ccny versus Kentucky, 1951. 155 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,716 Nobody beat the spread. I bought a black fleetwood. 156 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,516 Anthony. Anthony, did I ever tell you I want to be cremated? 157 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,143 About four times. 158 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,855 And don't throw my ashes in somebody's yard or off some fucking bridge. 159 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,399 I wanna be on a mantelpiece surrounded by family. 160 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,444 Yeah, under the moose head. I know. 161 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,071 Keep joking. Let me tell you something. 162 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,324 It's like that game we used to play as kids. 163 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,784 Crack the whip. 164 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,245 You run around holding hands as tight as you can... 165 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,166 And then the line snaps, somebody lets go... 166 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,001 And you're next. 167 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:07,268 Your father meant a lot to all of us, and not just financially either. 168 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,438 - How are you? - Looking good. 169 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,023 - Yeah, there you go. - Fantastic. 170 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,399 What's up, buddy? 171 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,401 - John. - Gene. 172 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,529 Nicole. 173 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,783 - You remember Mr. Petrille. - What, honey? 174 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,662 - He meant a lot to us. - Tough going, right? 175 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,206 Ginny, Phil, how are you doing? 176 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,958 - Hey, kid. - Angelo. 177 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,876 I'm heartbroken. 178 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,965 - Nicole, you remember Mr. Garepe. - Of course. 179 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,594 That was my aunt. My cousin's out. 180 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,139 - That's great news. - Start him off small, t. 181 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,767 You hear that? Your cousin's out. 182 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,062 - Oh, look who's coming. - What? 183 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,109 - Hey there, handsome. - Hey, baby. 184 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,319 - How are you? - Good. 185 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,655 Lorraine, you're looking good. 186 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,991 Yeah, keeping it together with pilates and gin. 187 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,951 Sil, Paulie, how is it hanging? 188 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,744 Still got the nice manners, huh? 189 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,748 This is my nephew, Christopher. 190 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,335 Lady shylock, you got some reputation. 191 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,296 Yeah, my mother said that might happen. 192 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,341 I'd like to introduce you the love of my life. This is my partner, Jason evanina. 193 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,511 - Honor to meet you. - Hi, how are you? 194 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:28,224 So, Jesus leans off the cross and whispers to Peter: 195 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,310 "I can see your house from here." 196 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,020 (Laughing) 197 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,694 I'm so sorry. This was such a shock. 198 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,198 This is a very hard day. 199 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,201 I just saw Ginny. The flowers are beautiful. 200 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,079 - John, got a minute? - Yeah. 201 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,541 Nicole, I'm sorry. 202 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,503 What's going on here? 203 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,131 - What're you talking about? - My father. 204 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,717 - Look at his hands. - He looks peaceful. 205 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:06,596 I'm talking about his rosary. The medal? 206 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,891 You think I don't know what that is? It's for opus dei. 207 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,893 What the fuck is that about? 208 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,813 In his later years, your father was very sensitive about the church. 209 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,524 Bullshit. Your wife is into opus dei. 210 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,319 - You told colombino to put it there. - You sure about that? 211 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,780 - Yes, I'm sure about that. - Body's not even cold. 212 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,574 No respect for anything anymore. 213 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:31,162 In New Jersey housewife, fundamentalist shit? I doubt it, John. 214 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,458 You yourself said, I was like another son to him. 215 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,544 I was being polite. It was his deathbed. 216 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,546 I should have written those words down. 217 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,216 You should have. They don't mean anything anymore. 218 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,301 You understand what I'm saying? 219 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,055 (Explosions) 220 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:54,644 I saw a huge mushroom cloud... 221 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,146 Edward "babe" heffron 222 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,023 from the shell. 223 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,403 Jim Campbell might be alive today... 224 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,988 If he hadn't have said to me: 225 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:11,119 "Heffron, you stay here with your gun. 226 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,496 I'm going up." 227 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,460 All your life... 228 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,965 You gotta remember what one guy did because he thought it was his job to do. 229 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,343 And he took a shot for you. 230 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,312 This shit's not supposed to run, and here I look like a raccoon. 231 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,315 You are irresistible, and you know it. 232 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,401 Danny said I was clingy. 233 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,446 Fuck him. He's the one with the self-esteem issues. 234 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,032 You don't know what it's like out there, Ade. You're marrying Christopher. 235 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:54,454 He's handsome, makes money. He's got great hair. He... 236 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,711 Okay. 237 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,380 You know I love animals, but this thing is so gorgeous. 238 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,341 Isn't it? My dad almost had a stroke. 239 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,012 But I told him, "hey, asshole, I'm the one taking all the fucking risk here." 240 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,973 I have to fake the invoices. 241 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,477 Sometimes you gotta just take care of yourself, you know? 242 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,853 Sure you do, honey. 243 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,231 Come here. 244 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,528 Come on. Let's don't keep your date waiting. 245 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,780 He likes you, I can tell. 246 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,782 (Loud dance music playing) 247 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,206 We got a white wine for Ade. 248 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,292 That's another apple Martini for you. 249 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,794 - Thank you, my dear. - My 7 and 7. 250 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,464 And a nothing and nothing. 251 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,509 Don't listen to him, Chrissy. 252 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,385 I think what you're doing's brave. 253 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,763 It's not for everybody... 254 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,641 But things are different when you don't have that crutch. 255 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,393 We make up for it other ways. 256 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,563 My god, it's hot in here. 257 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,982 What do you expect? You're dancing in a mink coat. 258 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,318 It's fox. 259 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,237 She's my fox in a fox. 260 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,740 Let's see her box. Or maybe her socks. 261 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,035 Stupid. 262 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:21,499 Well, I have to wear fur on the outside on account of being bare everywhere else. 263 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,710 - You believe this one? - No shit. 264 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:35,263 Every place I go, I got substances I can't enjoy shoved in my face. 265 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,933 But I guess asking you for a little support system in my own home... 266 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,601 Is way the fuck out of line. 267 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,645 You gotta have some more wine. 268 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,438 Seemed to have a good time tonight. 269 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,524 What the fuck you talking about? 270 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,942 What, Tina? 271 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,946 Come on, that cunt's too full of herself anyway. 272 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,532 Cunt? She's my maid of honor, Christopher. 273 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,909 She's no fucking maid, let me tell you. 274 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,126 Great, now I'm upset. See what I'm talking about? 275 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,795 But I guess it's all my problem. 276 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,551 I'm sorry, baby. 277 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,052 Okay? 278 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,053 ( Doorbell ) 279 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,638 Jeez! 280 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,974 Please, stop. 281 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,187 Well, there you are. My handsome nephew. 282 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,150 Auntie quin, look at you. All dolled up, huh? 283 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,572 - I never thought I'd live to see this day. - Well, here you are. Still here. 284 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,198 - Where's Tony? - Downstairs... 285 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,367 Getting into one of his old suits. 286 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,245 - I'll buy him some new suits. - He's fine. 287 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,665 I only wish he had more to come back to. 288 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,376 That ex-wife of his... 289 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,172 She uses her answering machine to ignore me... 290 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,674 So forget about us seeing the twins. 291 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,804 How's Kelly? How's she doing? 292 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,681 Well, she's lost to us, Anthony. 293 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,519 But Tony says he's gonna hire a detective. 294 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,355 Look at this. 295 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,357 Two of you were so cute. 296 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,277 Well, even then my cannoli was bigger than his. 297 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,029 Oh, stop. 298 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,368 Oh, man, there he is. 299 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,254 God, ton. 300 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,840 Look at us, 15 fucking years. 301 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,967 Thelanguage. 302 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,179 Go ahead, say it. I haven't changed a bit, right? 303 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,682 (Laughing) 304 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,433 You look good. You look good. 305 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,646 Say provolone. 306 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,401 ( All ) Surprise! 307 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,902 Oh, shit. 308 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,947 Very nice, you give me a heart attack. 309 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,157 Ma, it's enough, all right? 310 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,743 Stop crying. I'm embarrassed enough. 311 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,580 I don't know what to say. 312 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,582 Don't say anything. Just eat, huh? 313 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,876 Oh, hey. 314 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,713 I got peppers been marinating for 15 years! 315 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,047 ( Party horns ) 316 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,925 - Hey. - What? 317 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,427 Where's tubbs? 318 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,553 (Laughing) 319 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,263 Artie, what happened here? 320 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,724 Still a ball-breaker, huh? 321 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,858 What the fuck's with him? 322 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,735 Ask him. 323 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,695 You guys have a beef? 324 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,325 I loaned the guy money, then he tried to kill himself. Guess who got the blame. 325 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,871 Oh, my god, ton. 326 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,040 My god, we have all missed you so much. 327 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,293 I swear, you look exactly the same. 328 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,086 You're still full of shit, huh? 329 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,504 (Laughing) 330 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,882 Is Nancy here yet? The twins? 331 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,467 No, Nancy couldn't make it. 332 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,469 Her aunt in bayonne, the sciatica... 333 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,937 - What are you gonna do? - Cousin! 334 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,148 Jan. Oh, Christ. 335 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,983 Come, I want you to meet my family. 336 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,818 I'm talking to him right now. 337 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,361 Tony, you remember Bobby. 338 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,323 - Good to see you. Welcome home. - Now my husband. 339 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,159 And guys, this is your uncle Tony blundetto. 340 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,744 Hey there. 341 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,330 How come we never met you before? 342 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,583 I've been away on business. 343 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,168 I never even heard of you. 344 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,756 Stop playing with your ice. Come on. 345 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,885 They let that kid say anything. 346 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,012 Welcome home, uncle Tony. 347 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,181 Oh, Jesus. 348 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,599 This is Meadow. 349 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,686 God, you turned out beautiful, honey. 350 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,524 And this strapping, young man is Anthony Jr. 351 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,526 How's Kelly? 352 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,862 Our regular dinner up by you Thursday? 353 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,697 Yes, daddy. 354 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,034 See, with my family now, you know, in separation... 355 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:10,287 You gotta make an appointment to see each other. 356 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,836 - I should go see uncle zio. - Yeah. 357 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,712 - All right. - Show him the phone. 358 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,214 Yeah. 359 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,661 Tony. 360 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,123 I'll make this fast because I know you're all hungry. 361 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,587 I remember, growing up, I was always asking... 362 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,423 Why I just used to have sisters. 363 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,092 I said to my mother, "can't you save up something and... 364 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,886 Then get me a baby brother?" 365 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,012 (Laughing) 366 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:12,266 And my mother said, "what's wrong with your cousin Tony?" 367 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:16,353 And she was right because we were brothers. 368 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,607 Except, you know, we had the same name. 369 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,610 There was like 50 Tonys in the family. 370 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,821 Some of you remember this. 371 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:29,700 My dad's name was Johnny and... 372 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,201 His dad's name was Alfred. 373 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,705 And so whenever we were out running around, and we'd hear: 374 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,791 "Tony uncle Johnny," that was for me... 375 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,086 And "Tony uncle ai," that was for him. 376 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,464 And there was "Tony uncle Philly." Remember? 377 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,257 - Right, yeah. - But... 378 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,261 He passed away, buon anima. 379 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,308 And uncle Phil... uncle Phil, he passed away a long time ago too. 380 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,145 So anyway... 381 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,399 Tony's being away... 382 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,234 It's been hard. 383 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,071 But he's back now... 384 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,572 For good. 385 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,829 So welcome home. 386 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,873 (All ) Welcome home. 387 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,166 Thank you. 388 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,503 Come on, let me hear it. Welcome home! 389 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:25,464 Welcome home! 390 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:30,511 Hey, ton, Meadow is incredible. She's a fucking Ivy leaguer. 391 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,389 - You and carm hit a home run. - Yeah. 392 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,183 I'm sure Kelly's all right, wherever she is. 393 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:40,062 - Hey, her old man was in prison. - We tried to do everything we could. 394 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,147 I know, I wasn't around. What can I expect? 395 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,734 I mean, if things had gone different way back when, who knows? 396 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,905 What do you want from me? 397 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:53,826 Nothing. I'm just saying, it's good it wasn't both of us. 398 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,622 Well, these things happen, right? 399 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,543 You're gonna like this place. This is nice. 400 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,212 This is the kind of place we always talked about having. 401 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,387 Fucking weird. 402 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,347 My cousin in the old man's seat. 403 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,266 It's like sun tzu says: 404 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:21,395 "A good commander is benevolent and unconcerned with fame." 405 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:22,896 What? 406 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,066 Sun tzu, the Chinese prince machiavelli. 407 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,694 Tony turned me on to him. 408 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:29,778 "Tzu, tzu." 409 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,612 (Laughing) 410 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,240 "Sun tzu," you fucking ass-kiss. 411 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,075 Hey. 412 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,744 Feech. 413 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,913 You know, I missed you by two weeks at allenwood. 414 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,844 This'll help you get started. 415 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,637 Jesus, you're on your feet already? 416 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,766 You hit the ground running, and you don't look back, huh? 417 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,392 Thank you. 418 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:02,853 Come on. 419 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,899 So you in on the bus-station project? 420 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,942 Massarone's waiting on a number. 421 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,278 - How's he doing? - Good. 422 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,155 We had coffee. 423 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,991 He used to bore me, Jack. 424 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,160 He ain't a bad guy once you get to know him. 425 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,204 I always liked him. 426 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:28,253 I was very touched by that funeral the other day. 427 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,964 - Real heart-grabber. - That fucking little carmine. 428 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,466 And after what? 429 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:37,304 Five years in Florida fixing wet t-shirt contests. 430 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,688 (Laughing) 431 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,733 Boy, are you fat. 432 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,736 What did you say? 433 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:59,201 Reginald Van gleason III. Boy, are you fat. 434 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,124 That's good, yeah. Here. 435 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:16,385 So, I got some ideas, you know, for you. Get you on your feet. 436 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:19,054 Unless, of course, you already know what you wanna do. 437 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,681 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 438 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,934 Well, yeah, I kind of got an idea. 439 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,352 Yeah? 440 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,274 Like four years in, I got moved to Springfield. 441 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,651 You know, where they got the big prison hospital. 442 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,611 It's mostly stab wounds, detox. 443 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,614 Anyway, this guy I knew from elkton... 444 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,868 He was telling me how I could be an orderly. 445 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,287 You know, and how it's like easy time and all. 446 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,541 Well, you know, so then you're the guy that hooks everybody up. That's smart. 447 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,376 Yeah, but it wasn't business for me. 448 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,628 I mean, I really got into this shit. 449 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,757 Rehab block had guys with broken limbs, muscle diseases... 450 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,135 And we'd help them back. 451 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,972 So, I think this might be a thing I can do. 452 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,936 I got my associate's degree already. Took me five years. 453 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:12,399 And now it's only, like, six months more for my massage license. 454 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,735 So, you wanna run a massage parlor? 455 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,404 No. 456 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,866 I'm gonna be a licensed massage therapist. 457 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,706 Look, I've been away from all this a long time. 458 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:33,712 I mean, if I got a shot at staying out and putting shit together, I should take it. 459 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,716 Because I was thinking, you know... 460 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,427 I got this air-bag thing going on... 461 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,263 No, ton, thanks, but... I mean, it's a really nice offer... 462 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,642 But I need regular work until I'm certified. 463 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,144 Just regular work. 464 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:56,860 Well, I guess I know this guy looking for... 465 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,030 A delivery man for his linen fleet. 466 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,783 - Bobby gociletto? - No, no, no, Koreans. 467 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:07,454 But I don't got my driver's license. 468 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,915 So, why don't you go to my guy at the dmv? 469 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,629 As far as the union shit, I can take care of that. 470 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:20,050 Wow, ton, thanks. Thank you. 471 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,429 Come here. You're the best, you know that? 472 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,973 Yeah, yeah. 473 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,152 -Out. _why? 474 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,989 Because we are watching a movie, and you are studying. 475 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,492 And why must we keep having that conversation? 476 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:52,291 Here, number one on the American film institute's greatest American movies list. 477 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,876 - Citizen Kane. - Jesus, it's black and white. 478 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:58,755 Oh, come on, that is what film club is all about, trying new things. 479 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,510 Now, to give us some background, let's see what Leonard maltin has to say. 480 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,597 "A film that broke all the rules and invented some new ones. 481 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,809 The cinematography, music and Oscar-winning screenplay... 482 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:15,022 By welles and Herman j. Something are all first-rate." 483 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,670 (Film music) 484 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,971 Wow 485 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:34,101 so it was a sled, huh? He should have told somebody. 486 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,770 It's fascinating that the man had all that stuff... 487 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:40,273 But he died, you know, alone, with nothing and nobody. 488 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,776 Good. Prick. 489 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:48,949 I hated it. "You supply the war, I'll supply the headlines." How conceited. 490 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,748 - There was the cinematography. - Yeah, that was very good. 491 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,464 - Oh, my god. - What? 492 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:07,342 I saw Laura basi in the dressing room at loehmann's. 493 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:12,055 Definitely had some work. D-cup at least, and a lift. 494 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:16,351 Well, she said she was remodeling her upstairs, but I had no idea... 495 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,270 (Laughing) 496 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,151 So, carm, how you doing? 497 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,861 I'm okay. 498 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,239 My lawyer, he's a top guy, Robert Greenberg... 499 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:33,410 He says that New Jersey has this equitable-distribution law. 500 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:36,621 So apparently 20 years entitles me to at least half his money. 501 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,166 Well, it should. You made Tony a home. 502 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:43,545 You raised his children. Does this guy know how to get it? 503 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,089 Well, it's mostly cash, obviously. 504 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,509 God. All those years, and you could get nothing. 505 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,679 This other lawyer, Dan minditch, says we should play hardball. 506 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,514 You know, go after the real assets. 507 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:59,478 Marriage is beautiful in the beginning, but two, three years later... 508 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,023 You'd think there'd be some romance, at least. 509 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,317 - Janice, you're a newlywed. - I know. 510 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:08,862 Six months, and Bobby still hasn't found my rosebud. 511 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,070 (Laughing) 512 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,199 Maybe he should hire a reporter. 513 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,995 So the movie's over, and they all start talking about their marriages... 514 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,830 And how miserable they are. 515 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,124 Bitterness. 516 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,918 So besides the movie night...? 517 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,837 - You have kids? - No. 518 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,716 So did you attend carmine lupertazzi's funeral? 519 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:31,718 I didn't know him. 520 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,054 Movie night was fun, though. 521 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,848 Who was there at the Tony blundetto homecoming? 522 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,351 I told you, just family. 523 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,146 God, is that all you think about, is your fucking work? 524 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:48,360 You don't care how I feel about anything. 525 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,490 Okay. 526 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,703 I was married to an agent. 527 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,623 What happened? 528 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,750 Did he cheat on you? 529 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,421 While we were trying to get pregnant, he climbed right over me... 530 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,883 To become an assistant supervisor on the milken task force. 531 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,719 Moved to Los Angeles and jumped a pay grade without me. 532 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:18,723 My god, that... that's terrible. 533 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,309 So where were we? 534 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,943 What am I doing? I can't talk to you. 535 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,154 I can't even talk to Christopher, and he's my soul mate. 536 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,740 I can't talk to my friends. 537 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:41,663 I am being, like, ripped apart here just snitching on people. 538 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,958 For what? What do I get out of it? 539 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,877 Take comfort in the fact that you're doing the right thing... 540 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:50,922 - By helping your government. - No, seriously. 541 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,635 For me, it was when I was in college. 542 00:34:56,428 --> 00:35:00,223 My sister's boyfriend, Kyle, traded our TV for six handguns. 543 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:06,021 He sold five to a high school kid, then used the last one to open a coconut. 544 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,940 The ricochet left my sister a paraplegic. 545 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:15,113 I knew I had to do something about guys like him. 546 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:22,454 Nowhere but the FBI is the line clearer between the good guys and the bad guys. 547 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:27,584 And you're with the good guys now. 548 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,177 Jesus. 549 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,514 (Sniffles) 550 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:46,394 - Hey. - T.B. 551 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,855 I didn't call for no linen delivery. 552 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:52,776 What do I find at the pork store? A bunch a guys beating the meat. 553 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,529 - Wanna deal me in? - Absolutely. 554 00:35:56,696 --> 00:36:00,492 - Stakes might be a little high for you. - You know you can't pay us in napkins. 555 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,701 (Laughing) 556 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:05,121 You gotta let that dry before you put on a second coat? 557 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,208 Fucking grandpa munster over here. 558 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,503 You gonna deal those? 559 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,172 They're not candy bars. You can let some of them go. 560 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,386 What the fuck's that for? Drying shirts? 561 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,308 That's a tao master massage chair. 562 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:35,276 I had no idea I was so tense. 563 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:38,488 Like my back is on vacation. 564 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,990 Well, it could definitely use one. 565 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,414 What the fuck is this? 566 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:51,960 - Hey, t, you gotta try this. - He's really fucking good. 567 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:56,506 There's nothing like the joint to teach you how to ease another man's tensions. 568 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,466 I'm gone for one hour... 569 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,928 All of a sudden it turns into a fucking slumber party. 570 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,931 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 571 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,727 Can I talk to you a minute? 572 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,863 None of your fucking business which side of the bed I wake up on. 573 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,741 - Jesus, it's just an expression. - Bullshit. 574 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,451 You know what I'm talking about. 575 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:28,079 All that Reggie Van gleason, "boy, are you fat." 576 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,041 Things have changed around here. I'm the boss of this fucking family. 577 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,919 You're crowding me. 578 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,339 You don't make fun of me, got it? 579 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,218 Got it. 580 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,309 And knock off the massage shit. 581 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:52,353 It's a place of business, not a Jack lalanne. 582 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,199 (Soft music) 583 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,368 You gotta declare all that? 584 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,122 Most of it, anyway. 585 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:15,293 - Well, if you had a good bookkeeper... - Hey, you got change? 586 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:19,255 Been sliding this stupid bill in and out of the cigarette machine for like an hour. 587 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:22,884 An hour? I bet you can go longer than that. 588 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:27,806 Listen to you. Why do you always talk like a whore? 589 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,974 Because men like it. 590 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,684 Yeah? 591 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,561 I think you're right about that. 592 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,565 [Singing in English] 593 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,244 I am having a fucking time. 594 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:53,206 Stay out late, come home drunk, fuck anyone I want. 595 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,667 Yeah, so, what's the difference? 596 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,129 I don't know. It's a mindset. 597 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,131 Jesus Christ. 598 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,134 Ton, I was hoping you'd be here. I gotta tell you... 599 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:08,137 You shouldn't go out and eat up there in Fairfield no more. 600 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:09,806 What the fuck you talking about? 601 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,268 I went to collect from my cop up there, and he gave me a heads-up. 602 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:17,522 His buddy on the force saw some car out by Napoleon's diner a couple weeks ago. 603 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:21,317 And I remembered how your goomar lives up there. 604 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,989 - Yeah? - Guy thought maybe they were fags. 605 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:30,410 But he ran the plate, and it bounced back a no hit. 606 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,203 Feds. 607 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,373 Cop said they were just sitting there in the rain. 608 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,587 I know it wasn't me they tailed that night. 609 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,755 My whole life's in the fucking rearview. 610 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,799 - Mine too. - Absolutely. 611 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,926 It's massarone. 612 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:51,431 Jesus Christ. If he flipped, I'd be fucked. 613 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:55,685 - We all would. - Well, he ain't been to the grand jury... 614 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:58,313 Because we would have heard from our girl up there. 615 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,107 They could be just following him at this point. 616 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,776 - See if they get anything on him. - They'll bring him in. 617 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:08,656 Jesus Christ, they've turned a lot fucking tougher guys than Jack massarone. 618 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,409 You want me to take care of it? 619 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:14,495 All right, we don't know shit yet, right? 620 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,210 He did give me that fucking painting, though. 621 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,964 - There was that, ton. - Can't a guy be fucking nice anymore? 622 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,215 Friendly? 623 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,137 So, what do you wanna do? 624 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:34,766 I wanna be absolutely fucking sure, that's what I wanna do. 625 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,228 All right, we arrange a meet. I'll feel him out a little bit. 626 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,152 I gotta do it. I know the guy. I know the way he thinks. 627 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,321 I know the way he acts. 628 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,992 My old man was good at vibing people out too. 629 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:57,956 If massarone's up to something, I'll pick it up. 630 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,922 You piece of shit. I don't believe this. 631 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,803 (Honking) 632 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,306 (Tires squealing) 633 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,520 Hold on. 634 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,481 Yeah? 635 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,734 I wanted to thank you for taking components out of the home theater. 636 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,988 Hey, I bought that for us to watch movies as a family, okay? 637 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,323 Not to entertain your girlfriends. 638 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:35,868 I talked to my lawyer about filing a separation agreement. 639 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,706 I'm not paying a lawyer! We should be able to settle this thing like adults! 640 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:43,292 Then stop taking shit out of the house! 641 00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:59,058 - Hey, Tony, what's up? - Let's take a walk. 642 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:07,066 - There he is, huh? - Hey, how you doing? 643 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,318 - Good, good. How you doing? - Okay. 644 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,572 - Everything all right? - Yeah. Watch the curb there. 645 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,116 Hey, wait a second. Before you say anything... 646 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,410 Have you lost a little weight? 647 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:20,621 You think? I don't know. 648 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:25,752 Listen, I talked to our friend. You know, the one that celebrates hanukkah. 649 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,629 - It's in the works. - Oh, great, that's good news. Thank you. 650 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,673 Yeah, yeah. 651 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,760 So I been meaning to ask you... 652 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:37,430 You noticed anything lately? 653 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,348 What are we talking about? 654 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,601 You weren't followed here, were you? 655 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:45,563 No, I... I don't think so. I'm pretty careful. 656 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,025 All right. 657 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,069 Everything else okay? Good? 658 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,072 - EKG and shit, huh? - Yeah, I guess. 659 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,364 All right. 660 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:59,118 But I gotta tell you, I don't like what I'm hearing. 661 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,917 Relax. 662 00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,212 It's not worth losing your hair over. 663 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,130 - Right? - Okay. 664 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:12,799 All right. 665 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,388 I couldn't tell shit. What the fuck am I, a mind reader? 666 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:28,106 So, what's the next step here, ton? 667 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,485 What? 668 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:36,114 Said I looked like I lost some weight. 669 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,204 Motherfucker. 670 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,209 Yeah? 671 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,670 Hey, whoa, whoa. 672 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,713 Take it easy. 673 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,716 Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. 674 00:43:55,883 --> 00:44:00,054 That Korean, Kim. Something about your cousin. I don't know. 675 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,728 Yeah. 676 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,189 (Soft chattering on phone) 677 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:14,152 It's your fucking linen truck. What do you want me to do about it? 678 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,279 Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Fire him. Go ahead. 679 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,365 Put him out in the fucking street for all I care! 680 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,291 If Tony b. Wants to pick up some scratch... 681 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:32,170 He could do this massarone thing. If it goes. 682 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:35,798 What the fuck is wrong with you? The man is trying to go straight! 683 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,342 Don't you give a fuck about your cousin? 684 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,052 I'm sorry, t, you're right. 685 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,517 That was a great party the other night. 686 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,604 Fuck him. 687 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,315 The guy's fucking useless to me. 688 00:45:02,575 --> 00:45:04,410 Was that a yes on massarone? 689 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:08,998 Tony's got his own process. 690 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,876 What's to process here? 691 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:18,424 Honestly, carm, this is a lot better than watching Casablanca. 692 00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:21,469 I didn't need to see that movie again anyway. 693 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:26,349 Even if it kills Tony, I will have that system back for next time. 694 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,768 So, what is next on that list? 695 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:35,149 Number three, the godfather. 696 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,031 Look at us. We'll kill ourselves for these cigarettes. 697 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,576 You know they had a bear back here? 698 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,454 So how come Angie bonpensiero don't come? 699 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,831 Please. She's not welcome here. 700 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,625 I thought everybody liked her. 701 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,210 Don't you know about pussy? 702 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,547 He went in the program. He turned on everybody. 703 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:01,384 Us, the people he knew his whole life. 704 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,556 Who knows why people do what they do. 705 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,767 But what kind of person does that? 706 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,811 I mean, it's like Judas or something. 707 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,980 Eating that last supper with Jesus... 708 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,149 And the whole time he knows they're gonna crucify him. 709 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:21,779 I mean, at least Judas didn't go into any apostle protection program. 710 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:24,782 He hung himself. He knew what he did. 711 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,665 Oh, look at you. You're shivering. 712 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,544 I didn't know it was that cold, sweetie. 713 00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,120 (Picture dropping on the floor) 714 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,183 (Frame thudding on mantel) 715 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:55,414 I'll tell you, I don't know how I'd be holding up. It's just... 716 00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:59,293 I guess you all are really important to me. 717 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,421 Carm, you'd do the same. 718 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,382 We love you so much. 719 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,512 Ade? You okay? 720 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,267 (Sobbing) 721 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,395 What's the matter? 722 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:25,361 I'm... I'm not what you think. 723 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,739 I don't know what to do. 724 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,077 I need... I want to tell you all something. 725 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,037 It's driving me crazy. 726 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,873 Well, you know you can tell us anything. 727 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,293 (Sniffling) 728 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,221 Oh, god. 729 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,101 She's been drinking like crazy. 730 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:04,066 Where are you going? 731 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,359 (Glass shattering ) 732 00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:07,278 Oh, my god. 733 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,281 - Honey. - Oh, my god. 734 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,116 I'm fine, okay? Just leave me alone. 735 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:15,244 No, you're bleeding. Let me drive you. 736 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,000 (Car starting up) 737 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:06,045 Ton? It's like 3 in the morning. 738 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:09,882 Yeah, yeah, well, I couldn't sleep, so I wanted to see if the phone worked. 739 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:12,426 Well, yeah, it works great. 740 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:15,471 I'm in my mother's basement, and I can really hear you. 741 00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:20,392 Listen, you should know that that boss there, Kim... 742 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,977 He's after your ass. 743 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,063 I rub him the wrong way. 744 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,732 Maybe you shouldn't be a masseuse then. 745 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:33,531 Look, Tony, the reason I called, you know, about the other day... 746 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,868 Look, you can kid around with me, okay? 747 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,454 But not when the other guys are there. 748 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,748 I gotta maintain respect. 749 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,834 No, I know. You're the boss. 750 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:49,380 Jesus. See, you gotta be careful what you say on this phone. 751 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:53,092 It doesn't affect you, but it affects me. 752 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,514 Right. I'm sorry. 753 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,728 So everything good over there? 754 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,899 You know, my mom's on my case. 755 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,361 Who'd have thought we'd both be on our own again? 756 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:14,989 Well, you can get back together with carm if you want. 757 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:17,908 She thinks it's up to her, and she goes from zero to bitch... 758 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,619 Every time I try to show any warmth, you know. 759 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,830 That's gotta be tough. 760 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,087 Listen, ton, I gotta be up in two hours. 761 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,797 So go to sleep. 762 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:34,550 But you're my cousin and my best friend. 763 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,094 You gotta know we could always talk. 764 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,638 Yeah, well, I'll buy a fucking lunch box. 765 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:46,145 All right, go to sleep, go to sleep. 766 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,327 (Engine humming) 767 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,958 We gotta talk about my compensation overall. 768 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:33,919 Interferon for my son's ms? That's 20 a year now. 769 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:37,631 Ray, you said you were gonna get us a making ceremony, which you didn't do... 770 00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:39,758 And here you are, asking for a raise. 771 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:42,177 Can't you talk to the higher-ups? 772 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,767 Okay. We make vito spatafore... 773 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,937 As running Ralph cifaretto's construction business. 774 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:54,273 Has Chris ever confirmed that? 775 00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:06,702 - You wanna know something? - What? 776 00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:10,831 This girl, she's totally ripping off her employer. 777 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,125 Probably over a hundred grand. 778 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,918 What do you mean? 779 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:17,296 Tina francesco's her name. 780 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,382 She's a bookkeeper for this furniture wholesaler. 781 00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:22,801 She makes up vendors, but writes them real checks. 782 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:26,263 Then her father cashes them. Is that, like, a federal crime? 783 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,808 How many checks? I mean, how much? 784 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,478 Like I said, probably over a hundred grand. 785 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,859 - Tina...? - Francesco. 786 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,406 The father's name is Victor. 787 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,243 It's brettler and sons imports. 788 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:04,510 (Rock music playing) 56985

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