Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:02,711
♪ military music plays ♪
2
00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:04,254
MINISTER PAYNE: We have a difficult task
at hand, gentlemen.
3
00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,799
We're building a business
from the ground up
4
00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:12,095
in hopes that down the line we can turn it
into a major franchise.
5
00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,723
Now the decisions we make
in the next few weeks
6
00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,434
may very well determine
the rest of our lives.
7
00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,063
Luckily, we have got a man with a plan.
8
00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,941
So, Julio,
9
00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,817
what's that plan?
10
00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,153
- Uh, the plan?
11
00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,405
[clicks tongue] Um--
12
00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,741
The plan.
- Yeah, the plan.
13
00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,910
I mean, you're the reason we're all here.
14
00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,412
What's your plan for the café?
15
00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,123
- So my plan is
16
00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,127
to have a café that employs ex-felons,
17
00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,421
and the coffee's gonna be good.
18
00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,299
Wait-- not good, great.
19
00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,512
- Uh, duh, we know that part.
20
00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:54,930
What's the vibe gonna be like?
21
00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:56,306
Come on, what's the logo?
22
00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,725
What's the color of the walls,
the mission statement,
23
00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,728
the-the whole concept,
you know, the vision?
24
00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,480
- This motherfucker ain't got no vision.
25
00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,565
Fuckin' Ray Charles over here.
26
00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,858
- Hey, hey, hey, dawg, chill.
27
00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,776
He's got a fuckin' vision.
28
00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,695
Right, Julio?
29
00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,321
- Of course, I have a fuckin' vision.
30
00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,198
It's all up here.
31
00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,826
I just gotta get what's in my head
on the page,
32
00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,828
you know, iron out a few details.
33
00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:20,497
- Okay, vision boy, then what are you
envisioning for the menu?
34
00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:23,959
- So part of my vision is
that we're all equal partners,
35
00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,461
so you get to decide what's on the menu.
36
00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,505
Obviously, I get final approval,
37
00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,257
but I want you to express yourself.
38
00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,010
- Great. Percy, you work on the menu.
39
00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,262
I'll start dealing with
zoning and permits with the city.
40
00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,805
- And I'll start cleaning this place up.
41
00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:40,475
Unless part of your vision
is that there's trash everywhere.
42
00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,270
- No, that's not part of my vision,
43
00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,646
but thank you for checking first.
44
00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,565
- Alright, let's do this shit.
45
00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,067
- Visionary.
LUIS: Get one!
46
00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,821
♪ theme music playing ♪
47
00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:58,827
♪
48
00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:11,173
♪
49
00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,824
[chair creaks]
50
00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:42,538
♪
51
00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,683
[hammer pounding]
52
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:06,603
♪
53
00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:27,583
♪
54
00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,085
- Hey, ready to call it a night, dawg?
55
00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,211
I'm fuckin' beat.
56
00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,005
- Shit yeah, me, too.
57
00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,135
LUIS: [grunts]
I'm sore as fuck,
58
00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,678
but the good kinda sore,
you know what I mean?
59
00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,471
I'm my own boss now.
60
00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,141
Fuck breaking my back for other people.
61
00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,851
You know what I'm sayin'?
RUBY: Mm-hmm.
62
00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,269
I'm so proud of you, baby.
63
00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,729
- Aw, thanks, baby.
64
00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,481
- So, what, you got a logo and stuff yet
for this place?
65
00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,275
- Uh, well, that's Julio's job.
66
00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,152
♪ peppy music playing over headphones ♪
He's the visionary.
67
00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,153
♪
68
00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,947
- Visionary?
The fuck's a visionary?
69
00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:03,869
- [sighs] Well, so basically,
he, like, sits around and thinks, a lot.
70
00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,455
It's like a pretty high intense job,
to be honest.
71
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,290
I feel for that fool.
72
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,960
- So if he's the visionary, what are you?
73
00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:13,754
The janitor?
74
00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,672
- Hey, I'm not the janitor, alright?
75
00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,132
I just do my part to clean up.
76
00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:19,760
You know, I take out the trash,
unclog the toilets.
77
00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,179
You know, boss shit.
78
00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:25,349
- [scoffs] Sounds like
you're the fucking janitor to me.
79
00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:29,853
Hold up. Why does Julio get to be
the visionary and not you, hmm?
80
00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:33,649
♪
81
00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:34,525
- Hey, Julio!
82
00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,985
Take off your fuckin' headphones.
83
00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:37,736
♪
84
00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,949
- Hey, can you not interrupt me?
I'm trying to visualize.
85
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,284
- Yeah, well, Ruby wants to know
and I wanna know too,
86
00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,537
why you're the visionary and not me.
87
00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:51,166
- Luis, come on,
you're clearly not a visionary.
88
00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,544
- How the fuck do you know?
89
00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:56,046
- It takes one to know one, and I am one.
90
00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,215
So if you were one, I would know.
91
00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,133
And I do know that you're not one.
92
00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,261
- Why don't you give Luis a chance?
93
00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,013
I'm sure he has some
pretty visionary ideas too, hmm?
94
00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:05,848
[Julio scoffs]
95
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,808
- It makes sense you would say that, Ruby,
96
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,269
because you are also not a visionary.
97
00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,856
I mean, you didn't envision
the supermarket you work at.
98
00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,482
No, you just work there.
99
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,694
You know who did envision it?
A visionary, like me.
100
00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:19,653
[Ruby scoffs]
101
00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,155
- You live in a fucking garage, Julio.
102
00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,533
- You know who else lived in a garage?
Steve Jobs.
103
00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,744
- [Ruby scoffs]
Steve Jobs didn't live in a garage.
104
00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,914
He started his business
in a garage, dumbass.
105
00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,457
- Well, if Steve worked
half as hard as I do,
106
00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,168
he probably slept in that garage.
107
00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,711
- You know what? Fuck that, perro.
108
00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,713
You said we were equals, alright?
109
00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:38,797
I wanna be co-visionary.
110
00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,758
And I co-vision
that you're now co-janitor.
111
00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,719
We're gonna co-split everything
down the middle.
112
00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:44,928
[whistles] 50-50.
113
00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:50,017
- Listen, playboy, being a visionary,
114
00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,643
it's not all fun and games, okay?
115
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,270
Why do you think I get migraines?
116
00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,731
'Cause my brain's so big
it's trying to bust out my skull.
117
00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,983
You don't want this life.
118
00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:01,570
And I envision that after a day,
you'll be begging to be janitor again.
119
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,697
[Ruby scoffs]
And you know what?
120
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,532
A mop looks good on you, playboy.
121
00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,411
- You know what?
Kick fuckin' rocks, alright.
122
00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,954
I marked it off in the calendar anyway.
123
00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,456
Me and Ruby get the garage for tonight.
124
00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:16,585
And I envision it's gonna be
at least a couple hours.
125
00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,962
- Baby, it'll be six minutes at most.
126
00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:19,963
- Yeah, it will.
127
00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,090
- It's fuckin' impossible
to get any work done here.
128
00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,884
Now I know why
Steve was angry all the time.
129
00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,385
- Close the door.
130
00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,596
[door opens and closes]
131
00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,562
- The fuck?
132
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,106
[insects buzzing]
Fuckin' dog shit on our doorstep?
133
00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,194
- Hey, fool, you gonna
pick that up or what?
134
00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,946
- Hey, mop boy, we're equals.
135
00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,615
Alright? So I'ma do my part.
136
00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,076
Let's see here.
137
00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,372
It's about... it's about four inches.
138
00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:57,251
So divide that by two, carry the zero.
139
00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,085
[whistles]
140
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,420
That's about two inches each.
141
00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,891
There we go.
142
00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,812
Rest is all you, playboy.
143
00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,113
You know what?
144
00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,740
I'm envisioning painting the walls blue.
145
00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,077
Hugs Not Thugs had blue.
We should have blue, too.
146
00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,787
- Just 'cause we used blue before
147
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,914
doesn't mean we should use blue again.
148
00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,250
Visionaries, they don't look to the past.
149
00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,459
They look to the future.
150
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,088
There's a reason our eyes are
in front of our heads, not in the back.
151
00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,299
Also, you just can't say blue.
152
00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,426
There are a thousand shades of blue.
Which blue?
153
00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:48,635
- I don't know. Regular blue.
154
00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,637
- Regular blue isn't a color, dumbass.
155
00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,181
Maybe you should do some research
156
00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,766
before you make
another uninformed suggestion.
157
00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,977
- Let's see this shit.
158
00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,061
- Unbelievable.
159
00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:00,731
- Where's the blues at?
160
00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:04,526
Oh, says right here. Check it out.
161
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:09,907
The color blue is known to symbolize
peace and tranquility.
162
00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:12,451
Sounds like a good color to me.
163
00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,243
JULIO:
Let me see that.
164
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,165
- Homeys are gonna be lining up
to come in here and chill.
165
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,250
Get all tranquil and shit.
166
00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,585
Maybe even take a nap.
167
00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:26,173
And then, boom, they wake up
and need another cup of coffee.
168
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,091
Now we're making double the money.
169
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,594
- It says here
that red makes people hungry.
170
00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,304
So we should go with a shade of red.
171
00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,430
- Oh, yeah, but check it out.
172
00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:36,558
It also says red instills anger.
173
00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,982
- Then I guess you're red,
because you're fuckin' pissing me off.
174
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:44,858
- Well, you know what then?
175
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,361
I'll paint my half of the café
regular blue,
176
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,155
and you paint your half
whatever ugly-ass color you want.
177
00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,658
- Hey, dumbass,
the walls need to be the same color.
178
00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:55,035
- You better pick blue then, perro.
179
00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,538
- I need a fuckin' break.
180
00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,289
It's impossible
to work in this environment.
181
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:05,128
♪
182
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:08,131
- Aw, shit, look at you.
183
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,301
You went from Huggers to CEOs.
184
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,219
That's what I'm talking about.
185
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,346
- You're like real deal bosses now.
186
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,098
[Julio clears throat]
187
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,809
- Julio, is that you?
188
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,061
Are you going through a divorce?
189
00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:24,231
- It's pretty cool Luis and Percy
gave you a job, man.
190
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,150
- Well actually, Jorge,
this whole place was my idea.
191
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,986
I'm the visionary.
192
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,238
What are you guys even doing here?
193
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,324
- These guys are doing us a big solid
and helping with construction,
194
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,493
so we gotta mark this place up,
195
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,078
so they could start building tomorrow.
196
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,581
Now, Julio, what's the layout?
197
00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,834
- What layout?
198
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,210
- What are you talking about, man?
199
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,629
You're the visionary.
You gotta be on top of this shit.
200
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,256
- Yeah, yeah.
201
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,258
Uh, that's why I'm just fuckin' around.
202
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,759
Of course, I have the layout.
203
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,636
It's all in my head.
204
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,472
So, layout-wise...
205
00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,641
♪
206
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,185
...I'm envisioning...
207
00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:04,021
♪
208
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,314
...the kitchen.
209
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,899
- This motherfucker don't know the layout.
210
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:07,900
[clears throat]
211
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:08,984
JULIO:
I don't know the layout?
212
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,569
Then how do I know this?
213
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,696
The kitchen goes over there. Bam.
214
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,822
- You got it.
215
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:18,202
- And I'm envisioning
the front counter right--
216
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,828
LUIS:
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, hold up, dawg.
217
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,164
The gas hookup's all the way
on the other side of the room.
218
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,333
I saw it earlier when I was cleaning.
219
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:27,878
So the kitchen obviously
has to go over there.
220
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,172
And I'm envisioning
221
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,716
the front counter
222
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,302
right over here.
223
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,513
- That's smart, Luis. Good job, buddy.
224
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,140
- I envisioned that too, so, you know,
225
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,558
I deserve co-credit for that.
226
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,394
- Okay, yeah, good job to you too, Julio.
227
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,271
Alright, alright, let's get to work.
228
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,107
- Yeah, get to work, everyone.
Get to work.
229
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,612
- Are you doing alright, buddy?
230
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,447
- Yeah, I'm alright. I'm alright.
231
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,866
- Oh, good, because things
are starting to move really fast,
232
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,952
and every day we're not open,
we lose money.
233
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,829
So as soon as those walls go up,
we gotta paint 'em,
234
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,665
which means you need to pick a color.
235
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,166
- I-I got you.
236
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,626
I'll pick a color before I leave tonight.
237
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,669
- Alright.
238
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,421
And, hey, listen,
I know this shit is daunting,
239
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,631
but you got this.
240
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,175
This is a chance to express yourself.
241
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,344
- Yeah, express myself.
242
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,846
[pats shoulder]
- Good.
243
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,347
- Thank you.
244
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,474
Express myself.
245
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,645
♪ energetic music playing ♪
246
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,631
♪
247
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,804
[squishes]
248
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:01,722
JULIO:
Aw.
249
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,725
Fuckin' Luis.
250
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,560
- ♪ Kingston night ♪
- Fuck!
251
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,437
- You guys nailed it.
252
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,273
Julio, my man, check out this logo
Luis and Ruby came up with.
253
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,649
♪
254
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,568
LUIS:
Yeah, it just came to me earlier.
255
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,320
♪
256
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,739
I mean, Ruby came up with it,
but I drew it.
257
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,449
Shit looks pretty tight, huh?
258
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,451
- Brilliant, right? This is the one.
259
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,663
- Unless, you know,
you visionaried a better idea, Julio.
260
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,874
♪
261
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:29,917
- Guess that's fine.
262
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:31,960
- Great.
263
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,755
Your vision's really coming together.
264
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,798
LUIS:
Also, I was envisioning with my ears,
265
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,717
like, what kinda music
we should play in the café.
266
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,428
I was thinking maybe in the morning
we start with some slow jams
267
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,721
you know, to get going.
268
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,642
And then after lunch, you know,
people need that second push,
269
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,393
we hit 'em with that freestyle.
270
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,186
Keep fools awake.
271
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,230
RUBY: That's smart, baby.
- Thanks, baby.
272
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,234
Oh, and by the way, Julio,
I Googled if your migraines
273
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,361
had anything to do with how smart you are,
274
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,572
and my research concluded that you're just
a dumbass who gets headaches.
275
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,284
- You know what? I'm gonna need
some alone time in the garage.
276
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,911
- Why, you gotta jack off, huh?
277
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,080
- No, I'm gonna work on my vision.
278
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,790
- You didn't mark it on the calendar.
279
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,792
- Yeah, I didn't fuckin'
mark it on the calendar,
280
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,252
but I never get any alone time in here
281
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,837
because you guys are so fucking greedy.
282
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,213
- Alright then, fine.
283
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,756
[turns off radio]
284
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,717
But for future reference,
you don't gotta lie.
285
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,136
You gotta jack off,
you say you gotta jack off.
286
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,638
- Julio, there's no shame in it.
287
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,724
It significantly reduces
the rate of prostate cancer.
288
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,018
- I'm not gonna jack off.
I'm gonna work on my vision.
289
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,230
- [scoffs] All he's gonna envision
is some nasty-ass porn.
290
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,314
JULIO:
Close the door.
291
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,908
[keys clacking]
292
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:50,539
♪
293
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,715
♪
294
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,972
♪ Working for the Weekend
by Lover Boy playing ♪
295
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,851
♪
296
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,653
- ♪ Everyone's watching ♪
297
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,115
♪ To see what you will do ♪
298
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,201
- Carlos!
- What up?
299
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,702
♪ Everyone's looking ♪
FABIAN: Sorry, Julio.
300
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,078
- ♪ At you ♪
301
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,997
- My bad.
302
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,081
♪
303
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,709
♪ Everyone's wondering ♪
304
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,420
♪ Will you come out tonight ♪
305
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,716
♪ And everyone's trying to get it right ♪
306
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,177
♪ Get it right ♪
307
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:50,432
♪ And everybody's
working for the weekend ♪
308
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,018
♪
309
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:56,605
♪ Everybody wants a new romance ♪
310
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,857
♪
311
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,108
CHEF PERCY:
As I was coming up with the menu,
312
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,693
you know what I realized?
313
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,403
I'm fuckin' done with cupcakes.
314
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,448
Now it's time for us
to take on the motherfuckin' muffin.
315
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,368
It's a new era of muffins.
316
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,329
Yo, Julio, taste that muffin, boy.
317
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,580
- I'm not really a muffin guy.
318
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,583
[drilling machine whirring]
319
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,960
- Look what I found.
320
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,878
A dozen of these babies out on the street.
321
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:21,630
Come help me grab the rest.
322
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,049
- Hold on, you're gonna
use these chairs for the café?
323
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,634
- Why not? They're free.
324
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,345
Oh, did you finish writing up
that mission statement?
325
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,431
I'm thinking we could put it on the wall
over here next to the mural.
326
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,683
- Wait, what mural?
327
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,226
MINISTER PAYNE:
What mural?
328
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,603
The fuckin' mural, Julio.
329
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397
- Get out your motherfuckin' paintbrushes.
330
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,607
We about to paint this bitch, homeys.
331
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,694
[cheering]
332
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,195
- Everybody stop what you're doing!
333
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,323
This is all wrong.
None of this fits my vision.
334
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,451
This is a free-for-all of shit ideas,
and I hate it.
335
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,161
I don't know when this all got decided,
336
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,205
but we need to slow down.
337
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,333
- Julio, we've been working
on all of this for weeks.
338
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,504
Now, at a certain point,
if you can't figure out your vision,
339
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,505
well, we're gonna have--
340
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,008
- Just give me one more night.
341
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,344
I'll figure everything out,
if you just leave me alone
342
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,513
for one more night!
343
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:16,143
♪
344
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,649
Just fuckin' start typing
the mission statement, you piece of shit.
345
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,483
Fuckin' do it.
346
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,110
What the fuck would that fool Steve do?
347
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,363
He'd write the fuckin' mission statement
so he'd have more time to yell at people.
348
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,115
Write the fuckin' vision.
349
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,241
Go, bitch.
350
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,034
[sighs]
351
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,994
Alright, come on, let's go.
352
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,580
At Mugs Not Thugs,
we're all about organic,
353
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,041
ethically sourced,
environmentally correct,
354
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,003
sustainable, affordable,
healthy food from the heart.
355
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,463
♪ uplifting piano music plays ♪
356
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,589
From the heart?
357
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,799
Ugh, fuckin' corny bullshit.
358
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,971
Mugs Not Thugs
is all about second chances.
359
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,974
You can taste the forgiveness in every--
360
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,392
♪
361
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,063
Mugs Not Thugs is about
not judging a book by its cover.
362
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,689
Even though covers typically give you
363
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,733
a pretty good idea
of what the book is about.
364
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,193
And how else are you
supposed to judge a book
365
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,444
if you don't have time to read it?
366
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,737
♪
367
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,281
Mugs Not Thugs
was started by four friends.
368
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,324
No, four homeys.
369
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,076
No, Mugs Not Thugs was started
370
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,619
when a man put a gun to my head.
371
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,371
Mugs Not Thugs was started by a gun.
372
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,331
I should've just let him
pull the fuckin' trigger.
373
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,334
Mugs Not Thugs was founded by Julio Lopez,
374
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,585
who never wanted to start a coffee shop,
375
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,088
but kept telling people he did
because I'm a fucking coward
376
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,548
and a loser and a fraud.
377
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,675
No one respects me
because I have nothing to offer the world,
378
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,927
just some fuckin' dude who likes coffee.
379
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,013
No.
380
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,850
♪
381
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,726
I don't like coffee.
382
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,105
I love coffee.
383
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,858
I'm Julio Lopez, and I love coffee.
384
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,609
Mugs Not Thugs is proud to serve
385
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,362
the highest-quality coffee
in South Central.
386
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,072
It was founded by Julio Lopez,
387
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,366
an entrepreneur who always had a dream.
388
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,909
He dreamed to start a café.
389
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,910
But it's no longer a dream,
390
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,871
because now it's a dream come true.
391
00:17:58,871 --> 00:17:59,913
The American dream.
392
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,789
♪
393
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,457
Raised in the hood by a single mother,
394
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,294
Julio Lopez beat the odds
and now provides opportunities
395
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,880
for those that society has left behind.
396
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,798
He's a visionary,
the Steve Jobs of coffee.
397
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,927
The only difference is Steve never slept
in his garage, but Julio lives there.
398
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,512
Also, Steve Jobs is dead,
399
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,639
so people need a new hero to look up to,
400
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,308
one without a turtleneck this time.
401
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:19,892
[buzzer buzzes]
402
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,060
And that's Julio Lopez,
a man who came to America
403
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,562
with nothing but a coffee bean
in his pocket
404
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,190
and a twinkle in his eye.
405
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,524
Well, technically I was born here.
406
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,317
[baby cries]
407
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,069
But my parents are from Mexico,
so it's still inspiration.
408
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,947
Hi, I'm Julio Coffee Lopez.
409
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:37,159
No, I'm Julio Coffee,
and that's Mr. Coffee to you.
410
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,745
I'm Mr. Coffee, and I'm gonna
change the world of coffee.
411
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,455
Forever.
412
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,707
Whoo!
413
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,671
We've lost sight
of what's most important, the coffee.
414
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,050
I've noticed that many of you
don't drink coffee
415
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:58,764
and some of you have been
bringing Starbucks into my café.
416
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,725
♪
417
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,436
You think people are gonna come here
and buy our coffee
418
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,481
because it's made by ex-felons
that turned their lives around?
419
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,232
Fuck no!
420
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,027
People will come here because of me.
421
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:17,032
It was my idea to bring in
high-end gourmet coffee to South Central.
422
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,743
I am the visionary.
423
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,829
- Hey, dawg,
we're co-visionaries, alright?
424
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,667
- I will not let you turn my café
into a fucking compromise.
425
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,837
Steve didn't compromise
and from now on neither will I.
426
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:33,674
The walls will be Rosso Corsa red.
427
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,386
And we're not using
any of your shitty street furniture.
428
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:40,764
And we're not making muffins.
We're making scones.
429
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,932
- I fuckin' hate scones.
430
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,642
- Well, you're gonna love 'em, bitch.
431
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,603
Jorge, come with me.
432
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,105
I have a vision for the mural.
433
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,691
Jorge. [snaps fingers]
434
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,652
♪
435
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,779
CHEF PERCY: If we don't kick
this motherfucker off the team,
436
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,448
I am going to without a doubt murder him.
437
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,242
So it's best if we do this shit now.
438
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:04,121
MINISTER PAYNE: I hear you, Percy,
but this whole thing was Julio's idea.
439
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,373
None of us would be here
if it wasn't for him.
440
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,458
LUIS: Yeah, but we don't
need him anymore, alright?
441
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,668
We've got me.
442
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,253
I'm the real Steven Jobs.
443
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,880
MINISTER PAYNE: Look, I know
he's acting like a fuckin' idiot,
444
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,340
but, I mean, the poor guy
lives in a fuckin' garage.
445
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,550
And so do we, but.
446
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,429
He needs this,
so let's just let him paint the walls
447
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,055
whatever color he wants.
448
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,933
♪ intense operatic music playing ♪
449
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:29,188
♪
450
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,273
♪ high-pitched vocalizing ♪
451
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,318
♪
452
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:53,504
♪
453
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,214
- It's not what
I envisioned for the mural,
454
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,424
but I guess it works.
455
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,511
Congrats on the achievement
of your vision, dawg.
456
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,429
- Thanks, playboy.
457
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,183
♪
458
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,524
JORGE:
I'm really proud of the work I did.
459
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:14,441
You know what?
460
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,193
Thanks for giving me
the opportunity, chief.
461
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,403
- You're welcome, Jorge.
462
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,239
Now get the fuck outta here.
463
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:25,702
♪
464
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,664
- Hey, Julio. We're all gonna head out
and get something to eat.
465
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:29,665
- Be right there.
466
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:36,296
♪
467
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:50,477
♪
468
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,572
[hammer pounds]
469
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,532
[grunts]
470
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,952
[grunting]
471
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,881
[panting]
472
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,426
- I'm not a visionary.
473
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,971
I just want the coffee to be fucking good.
474
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:28,849
The walls can be blue.
475
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,685
The red is a little intense.
476
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,313
And I'm sorry about the wall.
477
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,446
- Actually, I think what you did is smart.
478
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:43,238
JULIO:
Huh?
479
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,282
If we leave this part open,
480
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,159
customers can see into the kitchen.
481
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,413
- Yeah, it's good
you fucked up the wall, Julio.
482
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,792
- Yo, Julio,
we're fuckin' making muffins.
483
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,086
- Muffins sound great.
484
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,756
- And, uh, maybe get me
one of them gift certificates
485
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,299
to Massage Envy or something.
486
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,051
You owe me a present.
487
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,429
♪
488
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,847
- Man, let's go eat, yo.
489
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:13,393
♪
490
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:28,367
♪
491
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,335
[belt buckle clicks]
[zipper unzips]
492
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,295
♪
493
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:48,345
♪
33972
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof