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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,074 --> 00:01:43,218 It was another summer 2 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:46,290 Scorcher in the sun bakes Autumn is Southern California 3 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:50,642 The noise from the traffic on the boulevard was interfering with my thinking 4 00:01:50,898 --> 00:01:53,458 Hot weather everything seems louder 5 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:58,066 I was in my office finishing up a missing persons case 6 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:00,114 My secretary of the day off 7 00:02:01,138 --> 00:02:07,282 I was wondering how to spend the rest of the afternoon when I'm all of us sudden the door swung open 8 00:02:07,538 --> 00:02:13,682 She wasted no time getting down to business she wanted to hire 9 00:02:13,938 --> 00:02:19,570 Army to find the Maltese dildo 10 00:02:21,362 --> 00:02:23,154 The Maltese dildo mustillo 11 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:27,250 Thank you 12 00:02:35,954 --> 00:02:36,466 Case 13 00:02:36,722 --> 00:02:40,050 A joke 14 00:02:40,818 --> 00:02:42,610 He went to Army to find a dildo 15 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:47,474 Okay you're safe 16 00:02:48,498 --> 00:02:49,266 Bus expenses 17 00:02:51,314 --> 00:02:52,082 His retainer 18 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:54,130 Shouldn't be hard to count 19 00:03:04,626 --> 00:03:06,162 Distilled Oso viable 20 00:03:08,466 --> 00:03:09,234 Someone to find 21 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:11,538 It's no ordinary dildo Mr low 22 00:03:12,562 --> 00:03:13,586 Is the Maltese dildo 23 00:03:18,194 --> 00:03:19,218 Come to my home this evening 24 00:03:20,498 --> 00:03:22,546 I'll give you all the information you need to know 25 00:03:23,058 --> 00:03:24,594 Do you need directions on how to find 26 00:03:25,362 --> 00:03:26,130 No 27 00:03:26,898 --> 00:03:28,434 I can find my way 28 00:03:28,946 --> 00:03:29,458 What time 29 00:03:37,906 --> 00:03:39,442 My dog goes to bed at 10 30 00:03:39,698 --> 00:03:40,466 Can we make it earlier 31 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:42,770 You name the time 32 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:45,074 837 33 00:03:47,634 --> 00:03:48,402 G37 34 00:03:59,154 --> 00:04:05,298 Four Season restaurant 35 00:04:18,353 --> 00:04:21,169 Valerie 36 00:04:21,681 --> 00:04:23,217 It's okay to be on dog biscuits for a while 37 00:04:32,177 --> 00:04:35,249 I kept thinking how classy and cool my new client was 38 00:04:36,017 --> 00:04:38,321 There was something familiar about that face 39 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:42,673 It wasn't until after she left that I realized I didn't get her name 40 00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:44,209 And she didn't get it 41 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:46,001 Well 42 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,841 I didn't make the acquaintance of one James Madison 43 00:04:50,609 --> 00:04:51,633 His face 44 00:04:52,145 --> 00:04:53,937 Was a face I wish I could see more of 45 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:29,265 Hey Mark how are you 46 00:05:29,521 --> 00:05:30,801 Hi Louis 47 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:35,153 Let me have a beer 48 00:05:40,017 --> 00:05:40,785 Glass 49 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:44,625 I have a clean one 50 00:05:44,881 --> 00:05:45,393 Radio 51 00:05:46,161 --> 00:05:47,697 Look at that 52 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:55,377 Oh and by the way Maya 53 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,681 There are a couple of phone calls for you 54 00:05:58,449 --> 00:06:01,009 Zendaya bodybuilder in that too 55 00:06:03,057 --> 00:06:05,361 Sure no problem for me 56 00:06:07,665 --> 00:06:08,945 By the way 57 00:06:09,457 --> 00:06:12,529 The boss said if you came in today she wanted to see you 58 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:19,185 I got to work on a Case tonight 59 00:06:22,769 --> 00:06:23,537 I don't theater 60 00:06:32,497 --> 00:06:35,569 Well if it isn't my favorite 61 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:37,873 Public and private 62 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:44,273 I know sweetheart 63 00:07:03,729 --> 00:07:09,873 I know which I prefer but you really know how to kill a romance 64 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:17,041 I'll try to make it up to you later you know 65 00:07:30,609 --> 00:07:36,753 You can get anything and everything on Hollywood Boulevard if you have the money to pay for 66 00:07:37,009 --> 00:07:43,153 But they still flock here thinking they're going to get something for nothing lawyer they ever in for a big 67 00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:49,553 Big disappointment that's why it's called a Boulevard Hollywood Boulevard 68 00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:55,953 It isn't what it used to be then what is nowadays but don't get me wrong 69 00:07:56,209 --> 00:08:02,353 I love how much 70 00:08:20,529 --> 00:08:21,553 Reading list 71 00:08:22,321 --> 00:08:24,369 This is a quality that I admire in a man 72 00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:37,937 Those watergrass for real I mean you really know all those guys 73 00:08:38,449 --> 00:08:40,753 Course was too low what a foolish question 74 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,569 Who are all seduced by my charms 75 00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:47,409 I Know Who You Are 76 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:51,249 Your morning LaPierre used to be big and x-rated movies 77 00:08:53,297 --> 00:08:55,089 I'm still a big star Mr low 78 00:08:55,345 --> 00:08:57,137 The coccyx are small 79 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:00,977 Orchard Estate 80 00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:08,657 Perhaps you like a drink 81 00:09:09,937 --> 00:09:11,473 Vodka on the Rocks would be nice 82 00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:14,289 I didn't mean an alcoholic drink 83 00:09:15,057 --> 00:09:16,337 Crab something a little more 84 00:09:16,593 --> 00:09:17,361 Stimulating 85 00:09:49,361 --> 00:09:52,433 Wow alcohol is not for this year I got to a certain point 86 00:09:52,945 --> 00:09:55,761 I discovered a nerve while filming in the southeast 87 00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:59,089 Much more sexually potent 88 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,889 So tell me more about the small tea 89 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,729 I don't even know where I'm supposed to begin looking for it 90 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:19,569 All I know about it 91 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:20,337 Pier 92 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,249 You'll have plenty of time to 93 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,041 Look it over later mr. low 94 00:10:29,809 --> 00:10:31,857 Actually it's not much information 95 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:36,465 Several months ago I received word that the Builder was serviced on the black market 96 00:10:36,977 --> 00:10:38,513 And was up for the highest bidder 97 00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:40,049 My bed was accepted 98 00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:43,377 And my banker arranged for the funds to be transferred to specify 99 00:10:45,425 --> 00:10:46,449 How do you need my services 100 00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:50,033 I never received any for the word about the dildo 101 00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,849 The art dealer who is handling the sale 102 00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:55,921 A very reputable man would come up in business for years 103 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:56,945 Disappeared 104 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,249 I'm counting on you mr. lodha help me 105 00:11:00,273 --> 00:11:02,321 I must have the Maltese dildo 106 00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:06,161 I don't understand what makes it so 107 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:06,929 Liable 108 00:11:07,441 --> 00:11:09,233 Plus keeps a woman young Mister low 109 00:11:09,489 --> 00:11:15,633 It's important for women to sustain her sexual desires especially as she ages in the Maltese dildo has the power 110 00:11:15,889 --> 00:11:16,401 How to do that 111 00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:20,241 I can prolong orgasms 20.1 Can Only Imagine 112 00:11:20,753 --> 00:11:24,593 She went on and on about the wonderful powers of the dildo 113 00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:31,249 I can't remember how long 114 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,185 How do you feel Mr love 115 00:11:40,977 --> 00:11:42,257 I feel 116 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:47,121 You know why I invited you here 117 00:11:52,497 --> 00:11:54,289 You know I invited you here to f*** you 118 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,129 I love to f*** you 119 00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:03,761 No I said that 120 00:12:04,785 --> 00:12:07,857 Why don't you come over here and I'll show you exactly why you said that 121 00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:11,697 Easter love 122 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:39,857 I might mr. love 123 00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:46,257 You must find a dildo for me. 124 00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:52,657 I also want to f*** you 125 00:12:52,913 --> 00:12:59,057 I might 126 00:13:18,513 --> 00:13:24,657 I'm leaving. Your f****** or not 127 00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:56,657 Full 128 00:14:48,113 --> 00:14:54,257 Breast 129 00:15:20,113 --> 00:15:26,257 Human hair wigs 130 00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:32,657 Is it 131 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:45,457 I want to hear 132 00:16:49,713 --> 00:16:55,857 Saigon rapper 133 00:21:33,874 --> 00:21:40,018 Come on 134 00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:25,234 I learned a lot from one of my Pier last night but unfortunately none of it had anything to do with the case 135 00:23:26,258 --> 00:23:27,282 I didn't know where game 136 00:23:27,538 --> 00:23:28,306 Whatever it was 137 00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:30,610 She was good at it real good 138 00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:32,658 The job did have its perks 139 00:23:33,426 --> 00:23:39,570 I called the anthropology department of the local Museum a nice lady on the phone told me to come over 140 00:23:39,826 --> 00:23:45,970 I was hoping I can get some background information on this multi still though it was a long shot but I had no other lead 141 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:52,370 I wasn't sure but it looks like I was being followed I made a note to check it out when I finish my business 142 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:32,562 The private investigator called you earlier 143 00:24:32,818 --> 00:24:34,098 Oh yes mr. Lowe 144 00:24:34,866 --> 00:24:35,890 Dr. benninger 145 00:24:36,146 --> 00:24:36,914 How can I help you 146 00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:38,706 Well 147 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:42,546 I'm working on this case. 148 00:24:42,802 --> 00:24:45,106 My client is hard to find 149 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:52,274 Find a dildo 150 00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:54,322 They called The Maltese dildo 151 00:24:56,882 --> 00:24:57,906 Have you ever heard of it 152 00:24:58,930 --> 00:24:59,954 Yes I've heard of it 153 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,514 About two weeks ago and older gentleman came in 154 00:25:03,026 --> 00:25:04,306 Said he wasn't anthropologist 155 00:25:07,378 --> 00:25:08,402 What what did he say 156 00:25:08,914 --> 00:25:09,682 Same as you did 157 00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:12,242 What was that was you looking for it 158 00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:13,522 No 159 00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:15,570 He was looking for a description of it 160 00:25:16,338 --> 00:25:18,898 She wants to know how he might verify its authenticity 161 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:20,690 But I couldn't help him 162 00:25:21,714 --> 00:25:22,226 Why not 163 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,274 Because our computers were down at the time 164 00:25:24,786 --> 00:25:25,810 He was in a real Rush 165 00:25:26,578 --> 00:25:27,602 That was very urgent 166 00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:30,418 And a great deal of money to be lost or games 167 00:25:30,674 --> 00:25:32,978 I really didn't understand what he was talking about 168 00:25:35,538 --> 00:25:38,098 And you haven't seen or heard of him since 169 00:25:39,634 --> 00:25:40,914 Is your computer working today 170 00:25:41,938 --> 00:25:43,218 It was yesterday 171 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:48,850 Is it possible that you could do 172 00:25:49,618 --> 00:25:51,922 Find information this Anthropologist I was looking 173 00:25:52,178 --> 00:25:52,946 For whoever you want 174 00:25:54,482 --> 00:25:56,018 Dr. Edwards was his name 175 00:25:57,298 --> 00:25:58,578 English name 176 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,418 You didn't ask 177 00:26:06,002 --> 00:26:08,818 I suppose I could get the information you want in a day or two 178 00:26:10,354 --> 00:26:11,122 Potomac 179 00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:13,938 Why is everyone so interested in this mall 180 00:26:14,194 --> 00:26:14,706 Maltese dildo 181 00:26:15,218 --> 00:26:16,754 Well I'll tell you what little I know 182 00:26:19,826 --> 00:26:25,970 When I described it. The manager the effects of the dildo that monologue. Told me last night 183 00:26:26,226 --> 00:26:32,370 Good doctor became uncontrollable for clothes 184 00:27:11,026 --> 00:27:17,170 Arms around my neck and pulled my mouth to hurt 185 00:27:17,426 --> 00:27:23,570 Working here tunnel run my mouth just some kiss 186 00:27:23,826 --> 00:27:27,666 I want your cock 187 00:27:28,434 --> 00:27:31,250 I want your big huh 188 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,122 Do you want it you got to really want it 189 00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:55,058 Who cares 190 00:27:55,314 --> 00:27:57,362 Give it to me 191 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:10,162 She dug her nails into my back she didn't know her stuff she just yelled out 192 00:28:10,418 --> 00:28:16,562 Bastard Capehart 193 00:29:01,618 --> 00:29:07,762 Around dead things for too long 194 00:29:40,018 --> 00:29:46,162 I want you to cut me from behind 195 00:29:52,818 --> 00:29:58,962 Saucony 196 00:30:05,618 --> 00:30:11,762 Give it to me 197 00:31:48,018 --> 00:31:54,162 I want to suck your cock now 198 00:32:50,482 --> 00:32:52,530 Not sure where she was common business life 199 00:32:52,786 --> 00:32:54,066 Cuz I'm nothing that happened 200 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:57,650 Always heard of these intellectual women were wild 201 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:00,210 Viking Mead, crossword 202 00:33:01,234 --> 00:33:04,818 I always have a fondness for Museum curators thank you 203 00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:07,890 Why did you get into this field 204 00:33:09,426 --> 00:33:11,730 The treasures one comes across now and then 205 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:49,874 Plaquemine 206 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:56,274 I never heard of 207 00:33:56,530 --> 00:34:02,674 Dial 208 00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:15,474 Owl 209 00:34:41,074 --> 00:34:42,610 You want me to follow 210 00:34:43,634 --> 00:34:44,658 He wants to talk to you 211 00:34:47,474 --> 00:34:47,986 You tell him 212 00:34:48,242 --> 00:34:50,290 Be at the bar on the corner of Hollywood and Cherokee 213 00:34:50,802 --> 00:34:51,570 In one hour 214 00:34:52,082 --> 00:34:54,642 If he's not there he's going to have to pick up the pieces 215 00:35:07,698 --> 00:35:09,234 If he doesn't show up 216 00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:19,474 Going back to my office to make some phone calls until I had to meet Glutton I called Moana LaPierre 217 00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:23,058 But there was no answer. The manager was more horny than helpful 218 00:35:23,314 --> 00:35:25,362 She could only give me the name of the professor 219 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:27,922 So I let my fingers do the walking 220 00:35:28,434 --> 00:35:30,226 I called every Edwards in the phone book 221 00:35:30,482 --> 00:35:31,762 Finally I got a lucky 222 00:35:32,274 --> 00:35:32,786 Well 223 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:33,810 Almost 224 00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:43,794 Professor Edwards 225 00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:45,074 This is Mark Lowe 226 00:35:45,842 --> 00:35:46,866 Search until we speak 227 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:49,938 Is pertaining to our mutual interest in a certain artifact 228 00:35:50,706 --> 00:35:53,010 My number is beechwood 45789 229 00:35:54,290 --> 00:35:55,314 You can call me anytime 230 00:36:02,482 --> 00:36:04,018 Nothing but bills today 231 00:36:04,274 --> 00:36:05,042 What else is new 232 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:06,322 PAW Patrols coming 233 00:36:06,578 --> 00:36:07,346 Make any progress 234 00:36:08,114 --> 00:36:08,626 Not much 235 00:36:09,394 --> 00:36:13,490 Remind me to tell you the story about the dildo I'd love to 236 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:20,914 I was dying to tell her the dildo story 237 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:25,266 My cock said yes but my conscience said no 238 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:28,594 Hey Mark are you 239 00:36:32,946 --> 00:36:34,482 Oh yeah he's here 240 00:36:42,418 --> 00:36:44,466 Are you mr. Marcus low self 241 00:36:44,722 --> 00:36:50,866 James Mark love you do so and I believe you have met my assoc 242 00:36:53,426 --> 00:36:57,010 Good I'm about to have a cool drink perhaps you join me so 243 00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:12,114 What we have Jalen 244 00:37:12,626 --> 00:37:18,770 I think I should have a bourbon if you haven't old Pharmacy if you don't 245 00:37:19,026 --> 00:37:22,866 Who was Sophia's don't make that a golden Fizz please 246 00:37:23,122 --> 00:37:26,706 Andes Virgin Mary for my young friend here just a little shy 247 00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:29,778 The glass 248 00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:39,762 You look like a man of means 249 00:37:40,018 --> 00:37:41,042 By all means 250 00:37:41,298 --> 00:37:42,322 It's always one of these 251 00:37:42,834 --> 00:37:44,114 It's always one of these guys 252 00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:47,442 They can't take anything regular they got to have a special drink 253 00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:50,514 Heritage 254 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:52,050 Why are you having me followed 255 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:56,914 I am Tim to have the Maltese dildo for my own collection Mister low 256 00:37:57,170 --> 00:37:57,938 What's up 257 00:37:58,194 --> 00:38:00,242 There will be time enough to discuss me 258 00:38:00,754 --> 00:38:03,058 Show me finish what I wish to know have you found them all 259 00:38:05,362 --> 00:38:06,130 Which I had 260 00:38:06,386 --> 00:38:07,922 Why should I tell you you're not my client 261 00:38:09,202 --> 00:38:10,994 And here we go 262 00:38:14,578 --> 00:38:16,370 Drinks 263 00:38:17,138 --> 00:38:18,418 IW Harper 264 00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:22,770 Golden fish 265 00:38:27,122 --> 00:38:28,402 Saint Virgin Mary 266 00:38:34,290 --> 00:38:35,826 Thank you sir 267 00:38:36,338 --> 00:38:41,714 The first drink of the Evening Sun a quiet ball one of the few Pleasures I have left in life 268 00:38:42,482 --> 00:38:47,346 And my collection of erotica mr. low which is one of the finest in the world 269 00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:49,906 I got to use a John all right if I go 270 00:38:50,418 --> 00:38:55,794 How many times have I told you do not call me boss Go-Go 271 00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:15,762 Where was I 272 00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:18,066 About to get to the point I hope 273 00:39:18,578 --> 00:39:20,114 I'm a very wealthy 274 00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:20,882 Hello 275 00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:23,186 Accustomed to getting what I want 276 00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:26,770 What about mrs. LaPierre is paying you 277 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,306 I will double it 278 00:39:28,562 --> 00:39:30,098 I must have the multi 279 00:39:30,354 --> 00:39:31,890 You still don't for my collections 280 00:39:32,402 --> 00:39:34,962 What seems to me that makes life here is a rightful owner 281 00:39:35,218 --> 00:39:37,522 She paid an art dealer and accept it or bit 282 00:39:37,778 --> 00:39:39,058 And so did I say 283 00:39:39,570 --> 00:39:41,874 And I'm afraid that we have both been duped 284 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:45,458 This on dealing with whom we were doing business has disappeared 285 00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,250 Not only am I out the money 286 00:39:47,506 --> 00:39:48,530 Did I have paid him 287 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:51,858 But I have no idea where the Maltese is gone 288 00:39:52,114 --> 00:39:56,722 That still doesn't tell me why you're having me followed I wanted to know any information you might have some 289 00:39:56,978 --> 00:40:00,050 This is not the first time this has happened a similar incident occurred 290 00:40:00,306 --> 00:40:01,330 10 years ago 291 00:40:02,098 --> 00:40:02,610 Ten years ago 292 00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:07,730 Mr. low have been searching for The Maltese dildo for over a decade now so 293 00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:11,058 I wish someone would tell me why this dildos so valuable 294 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:15,922 You should learn the legend of the Maltese dildo in due time this too low 295 00:40:16,178 --> 00:40:16,946 Now 296 00:40:17,714 --> 00:40:19,762 Shall we discuss our business proposition 297 00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:23,090 I can't accept your offer 298 00:40:23,346 --> 00:40:24,114 Why not 299 00:40:24,626 --> 00:40:26,674 Well it would be very unprofessional on my part 300 00:40:27,442 --> 00:40:28,722 Stop here had me first 301 00:40:32,818 --> 00:40:33,842 Electrician 302 00:40:34,354 --> 00:40:36,658 The best farewells on the briefest farewells 303 00:40:36,914 --> 00:40:38,194 Celestial sea 304 00:40:45,874 --> 00:40:46,386 Hello 305 00:40:46,898 --> 00:40:48,690 This is Mark Lowe calling Moana LaPierre 306 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:53,810 When is she expected 307 00:40:57,138 --> 00:40:59,442 Could you have her call my office as soon as she returns 308 00:41:02,770 --> 00:41:05,330 I couldn't figure out my life here 309 00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:07,122 Coming to my office 310 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:11,986 Drop the Madison ravish my body and now I'm not a word 311 00:42:09,073 --> 00:42:10,609 What a crazy lady 312 00:42:22,129 --> 00:42:23,921 I forgot to water the plants this morning 313 00:42:32,369 --> 00:42:33,393 Rooster a little bit 314 00:42:37,745 --> 00:42:38,769 Pirlo 315 00:42:40,817 --> 00:42:41,585 That's my name 316 00:42:41,841 --> 00:42:43,121 How to name to ask you 317 00:42:43,377 --> 00:42:44,401 Can I have a raise 318 00:42:46,449 --> 00:42:48,241 Soon as I'm done with this case I have a present for you 319 00:42:50,545 --> 00:42:51,825 You've already got it 320 00:42:57,457 --> 00:42:58,993 Miss your p**** again 321 00:42:59,505 --> 00:43:00,017 Sure 322 00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:02,833 Otherwise I'd be working for nothing 323 00:43:04,113 --> 00:43:05,137 Punisher panties 324 00:43:05,905 --> 00:43:07,953 On my salary who can afford it 325 00:43:12,305 --> 00:43:15,121 In all those detective movies the guy never gets his secretary 326 00:43:15,889 --> 00:43:16,657 I'm one of the lucky ones 327 00:43:17,937 --> 00:43:18,961 Don't mess up my hair 328 00:43:19,729 --> 00:43:20,497 Why don't you be mine 329 00:43:21,521 --> 00:43:22,289 Backdoor Man 330 00:43:23,057 --> 00:43:24,337 You know I don't do anal 331 00:43:32,785 --> 00:43:38,929 Once a week 332 00:49:40,913 --> 00:49:47,057 MFA 333 00:49:47,313 --> 00:49:53,457 How many times have I told you to drive slow when I'm getting flat 334 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:44,657 Someday Baby 335 00:50:44,913 --> 00:50:51,057 Be able to swallow 336 00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:02,577 Friend of mine just called 337 00:51:02,833 --> 00:51:03,601 Sudan rental 338 00:51:04,369 --> 00:51:06,161 She works for IBM during the day 339 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,257 Meribel at night 340 00:51:12,561 --> 00:51:15,121 She said gleckman Pandora visit last night 341 00:51:15,633 --> 00:51:16,913 Meaning Miss Mirabelle 342 00:51:19,217 --> 00:51:20,241 Mister Glassman 343 00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:28,945 I might be a connection 344 00:51:30,481 --> 00:51:30,993 Better 345 00:51:31,249 --> 00:51:32,017 Check this out 346 00:51:45,329 --> 00:51:51,473 Change the font you excuse us for a moment 347 00:51:58,129 --> 00:51:59,921 Well boys no need to make an appointment 348 00:52:00,177 --> 00:52:01,201 Drop in anytime 349 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,113 What business is it of yours 350 00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:14,001 Pretty shabby place you got here 351 00:52:17,585 --> 00:52:18,609 Then what the f*** are you doing here 352 00:52:20,657 --> 00:52:21,425 You know who I am 353 00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:22,193 CP 354 00:52:22,961 --> 00:52:23,985 Do you operate on a strip 355 00:52:24,241 --> 00:52:25,265 James Howie Mendoza 356 00:52:25,777 --> 00:52:26,545 You changed it to man 357 00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:31,921 You know how it got to be so big time 358 00:52:36,785 --> 00:52:38,321 Probably started as a pimp in a whorehouse 359 00:52:41,905 --> 00:52:43,441 How many bad man is too low 360 00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:45,233 I got lots of dough 361 00:52:46,001 --> 00:52:47,793 Can I spread it around a lot of people 362 00:52:48,305 --> 00:52:49,841 They all know how we met 363 00:52:50,353 --> 00:52:51,633 I got a beautiful wife 364 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:55,985 Billion dollar house 365 00:52:56,497 --> 00:52:57,777 Butler to maze 366 00:52:59,057 --> 00:53:00,849 Is monkey here to drive me around 367 00:53:19,281 --> 00:53:20,561 I want you to stay away 368 00:53:21,329 --> 00:53:22,609 From Moana LaPierre 369 00:53:23,121 --> 00:53:25,425 I want you to stop looking for the Maltese dildo 370 00:53:26,193 --> 00:53:27,473 How does Mona lapierre's business 371 00:53:28,753 --> 00:53:29,777 Well 372 00:53:30,033 --> 00:53:31,057 Let's just say 373 00:53:34,641 --> 00:53:35,921 And I don't want to see your kitten her 374 00:53:36,689 --> 00:53:37,201 You got your 375 00:53:41,041 --> 00:53:42,065 That's the question 376 00:53:43,601 --> 00:53:44,113 I got it 377 00:53:44,881 --> 00:53:45,905 But the answer is no 378 00:53:52,049 --> 00:53:53,329 Dumb monkey 379 00:53:53,841 --> 00:53:55,121 He's got three seconds 380 00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:56,657 The back off 381 00:54:02,033 --> 00:54:03,057 Becca's Cafe 382 00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:12,529 I forgot to water the plants 383 00:54:34,289 --> 00:54:40,177 I think you need this I didn't think you had it in you 384 00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:42,737 How to get to like you 385 00:54:43,761 --> 00:54:44,785 You a bastard 386 00:54:45,297 --> 00:54:45,809 Just like me 387 00:54:46,577 --> 00:54:48,881 I don't even consider us the same species 388 00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:52,209 This meeting is come to an end 389 00:54:55,281 --> 00:54:56,305 Got any problem 390 00:54:56,817 --> 00:54:58,353 With me working with Mona LaPierre 391 00:55:02,449 --> 00:55:03,217 Okay Lo 392 00:55:16,785 --> 00:55:17,553 Alright 393 00:55:24,977 --> 00:55:28,049 It figures that you two scumbags would have business with one another 394 00:55:30,097 --> 00:55:32,401 I guess this is inspection day 395 00:55:32,657 --> 00:55:33,681 First him now you 396 00:55:40,081 --> 00:55:41,105 This place is a crap 397 00:55:41,873 --> 00:55:43,153 Everybody's assaulting my office 398 00:55:43,409 --> 00:55:44,945 Today I think it's kind of cozy 399 00:55:49,553 --> 00:55:50,321 Be my guest 400 00:55:58,769 --> 00:55:59,793 What flavor are these 401 00:56:01,073 --> 00:56:03,633 Never had one myself you have to ask my dog Louie 402 00:56:18,225 --> 00:56:18,737 So 403 00:56:19,249 --> 00:56:21,041 What business do you have with that 404 00:56:22,321 --> 00:56:22,833 What do you want water 405 00:56:25,393 --> 00:56:26,417 We're getting a little itchy 406 00:56:26,929 --> 00:56:30,257 I'm the one who asked the questions I know so ask 407 00:56:31,281 --> 00:56:32,049 So I can answer them 408 00:56:32,561 --> 00:56:34,097 Then you and your partner in crime 409 00:56:34,353 --> 00:56:35,889 Engineered can be on your way 410 00:56:37,937 --> 00:56:40,753 One telephone call that I can have your license suspended 411 00:56:41,009 --> 00:56:42,033 License suspended 412 00:56:44,081 --> 00:56:45,617 Withholding evidence 413 00:56:46,129 --> 00:56:46,641 Obstructing justice 414 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:48,177 Hospital 415 00:56:50,481 --> 00:56:51,249 Should nuts 416 00:56:52,529 --> 00:56:53,809 What do you know about professor 417 00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:57,393 I don't know anything about that 418 00:56:58,161 --> 00:57:02,769 Not according to his answering machine you left a message for him to call you get your name and phone number 419 00:57:03,537 --> 00:57:04,817 Name and phone number 420 00:57:05,329 --> 00:57:06,353 That's right but I never spoke 421 00:57:07,121 --> 00:57:08,657 Do you know what happened to him 422 00:57:12,241 --> 00:57:13,777 Will you know what he was working on 423 00:57:15,313 --> 00:57:16,593 Maybe you guys haven't been listening 424 00:57:17,361 --> 00:57:21,457 Said I never spoke to Professor Edwards only to his answering machine that's all 425 00:57:21,713 --> 00:57:22,993 What's your business weather 426 00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:26,065 I was hired to find a rare piece of art 427 00:57:26,321 --> 00:57:27,089 An ancient artifact 428 00:57:28,113 --> 00:57:30,929 I was told that the professor could give me some information on 429 00:57:31,441 --> 00:57:31,953 So I called them 430 00:57:32,977 --> 00:57:35,025 He is or he was an anthropologist 431 00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:37,841 You don't know 432 00:57:38,353 --> 00:57:41,169 Start a reporter missing after not seeing him for a week 433 00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,217 You sure there's not something you're not telling 434 00:57:43,985 --> 00:57:44,753 Professional Auto 435 00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:47,057 I would know anything back from you 436 00:57:49,105 --> 00:57:51,921 Well if you think of anything that you might want to tell us 437 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:53,201 What you give us a call 438 00:57:53,713 --> 00:57:54,737 Remember your number 439 00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:56,273 One suspect 440 00:57:56,529 --> 00:57:58,833 Number one suspect last 441 00:57:59,089 --> 00:57:59,857 Person to have 442 00:58:00,113 --> 00:58:00,625 Contact 443 00:58:02,161 --> 00:58:03,185 What is answering machine 444 00:58:04,977 --> 00:58:05,489 Don't 445 00:58:06,001 --> 00:58:06,513 Play 446 00:58:08,817 --> 00:58:10,353 But you guys ever change ask 447 00:58:12,401 --> 00:58:14,193 For the way it what exactly is this 448 00:58:14,705 --> 00:58:15,729 Ancient artifact 449 00:58:19,313 --> 00:58:19,825 A dildo 450 00:58:20,849 --> 00:58:21,617 The Maltese dildo 451 00:58:22,385 --> 00:58:23,409 Well now I've heard everything 452 00:58:24,433 --> 00:58:25,457 Fire stick 453 00:58:25,713 --> 00:58:26,993 Looking for a dildo 454 00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:29,297 Wait till I tell the guys back at the station 455 00:58:30,321 --> 00:58:31,857 I prefer that this one get around 456 00:58:32,369 --> 00:58:33,393 I can understand why 457 00:58:33,905 --> 00:58:36,209 Hollywood and you're one of the weirdest law 458 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,489 Matilda 459 00:58:37,745 --> 00:58:38,769 I don't believe it 460 00:58:41,329 --> 00:58:42,097 Flashlight 461 00:58:44,145 --> 00:58:45,937 A real tough guy 462 00:58:52,337 --> 00:58:58,481 It's okay to lie to cops I'm not to tell them everything just don't refuse to talk to them 463 00:58:58,737 --> 00:59:04,881 Everything I told him was the truth I just didn't tell him all of it but I left that was my business 464 00:59:05,137 --> 00:59:11,281 I decided it was time I paid a visit to Miss America 465 00:59:28,689 --> 00:59:34,833 We got to stop meeting like this 466 00:59:35,089 --> 00:59:36,113 Remind 467 00:59:36,369 --> 00:59:42,513 Why do you insist on following me my boss insist that I bother you 468 00:59:43,793 --> 00:59:49,937 I'll make it easy for you 469 01:00:01,713 --> 01:00:02,225 Hi 470 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,321 Oh thanks I've got a dog 471 01:00:15,025 --> 01:00:18,097 Mark how you feeling 472 01:00:18,609 --> 01:00:19,377 Come and join me if a 473 01:00:20,913 --> 01:00:22,193 Is this guy has been tailing me 474 01:00:25,521 --> 01:00:29,873 How to get a couple of girls to maybe keep them busy for about an hour while I can talk to I miss Merivale 475 01:00:37,553 --> 01:00:38,577 Are you guys now 476 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:44,465 Say hello to the nice lady Wall-E 477 01:00:44,977 --> 01:00:46,769 Come over here and take Wally to 478 01:00:50,097 --> 01:00:51,377 Go with the nice lady 479 01:00:52,401 --> 01:00:53,681 You'll have a good time don't worry 480 01:00:54,449 --> 01:00:55,729 Wall-E 481 01:00:59,313 --> 01:00:59,825 Great 482 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,137 What am I supposed to do 483 01:01:17,233 --> 01:01:18,001 Oh 484 01:01:18,513 --> 01:01:19,793 Going to cost me money 485 01:01:20,817 --> 01:01:21,841 No 486 01:01:29,521 --> 01:01:33,617 Oh 487 01:01:44,369 --> 01:01:45,137 Yeah 488 01:01:47,697 --> 01:01:48,721 Everything 489 01:01:58,449 --> 01:01:59,729 You can have 490 01:01:59,985 --> 01:02:02,801 Time of your life are you sure this is okay 491 01:02:07,409 --> 01:02:08,689 I'm down here 492 01:02:09,713 --> 01:02:10,481 Ulay 493 01:02:21,745 --> 01:02:22,769 Do you like sexual 494 01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:23,793 Yeah 495 01:02:29,681 --> 01:02:35,313 For real 496 01:03:13,969 --> 01:03:20,113 You can tell me how you want me to suck your cock 497 01:03:20,369 --> 01:03:26,513 This is your time 498 01:06:55,921 --> 01:07:02,065 Where can I buy 499 01:07:03,345 --> 01:07:04,113 Yeah 500 01:07:06,929 --> 01:07:09,745 Well good luck on the case thanks 501 01:07:20,241 --> 01:07:26,385 I called and told him to come over to my office it was time for me to hear the legend of the malt 502 01:07:26,641 --> 01:07:32,017 And you shall hear it 503 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:37,137 As you may already know the Maltese dildo 504 01:07:37,393 --> 01:07:39,185 Isn't really Maltese at all 505 01:07:39,697 --> 01:07:43,793 It was only for a long time by a wealthy gentleman of Malta 506 01:07:44,049 --> 01:07:44,817 Then 507 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:46,609 After his death 508 01:07:47,121 --> 01:07:48,401 Is a stateless sold 509 01:07:48,657 --> 01:07:53,265 Disappeared it has too many hands to disappear 510 01:07:53,777 --> 01:07:54,801 Get to the point Club 511 01:07:55,825 --> 01:07:58,897 The Maltese dildo dates back to ancient Egypt 512 01:07:59,153 --> 01:08:00,689 Time of the Pharaohs 513 01:08:00,945 --> 01:08:06,577 It was said that it was commissioned by Caesar himself 514 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:09,649 Before going off on a long campaign 515 01:08:09,905 --> 01:08:16,049 PS the high priest to design this dildo for the queen Cleopatra so that she might use it instead of the palace guards 516 01:08:24,753 --> 01:08:26,801 Cleopatra 517 01:08:27,057 --> 01:08:27,825 I brought you something 518 01:08:28,081 --> 01:08:29,105 Satisfy your needs 519 01:08:29,361 --> 01:08:30,129 Until I return 520 01:08:31,409 --> 01:08:32,177 Oh Caesar 521 01:08:32,689 --> 01:08:33,713 Come on to me 522 01:08:34,225 --> 01:08:35,249 Show me your best 523 01:08:35,505 --> 01:08:36,017 Part 524 01:08:36,273 --> 01:08:38,833 Fletcher Juices Flow onto me 525 01:08:39,089 --> 01:08:42,161 Did I may know your strength once more Before you depart 526 01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:46,769 There's no time for that now my love there are 10,000 men waiting for me outside 527 01:08:47,281 --> 01:08:48,817 But I brought you this special gift 528 01:08:49,585 --> 01:08:50,609 Fulfill your needs 529 01:08:50,865 --> 01:08:52,145 Until I return 530 01:08:52,657 --> 01:08:53,425 The High Priestess 531 01:08:54,193 --> 01:08:56,497 Doubt it with the powers of the Gods 532 01:08:57,009 --> 01:08:57,521 If you've asked 533 01:08:57,777 --> 01:08:59,569 And it's Aura and use it daily 534 01:08:59,825 --> 01:09:00,849 It will make you more beautiful 535 01:09:02,897 --> 01:09:04,177 I must take my leave now 536 01:09:06,225 --> 01:09:09,809 Safe journey my king 537 01:11:32,145 --> 01:11:38,289 What do you think 538 01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:44,689 Maximus Queen more beautiful 539 01:13:36,305 --> 01:13:38,097 That's the most incredible story ever heard 540 01:13:38,609 --> 01:13:44,753 It is incredible indeed Mister low and that is why I must have the Maltese dildo for my fabulous collection of a 541 01:13:45,009 --> 01:13:45,521 Veronica 542 01:13:46,801 --> 01:13:48,081 I can understand that 543 01:13:51,921 --> 01:13:53,201 Did you have the professor murdered 544 01:13:53,969 --> 01:13:58,065 I'm a businessman so I abhor violence in Indianola forms 545 01:13:58,577 --> 01:14:01,649 I can't continue this investigation of the cops breathing down my neck 546 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:06,513 Professor killed they may try to frame me just to take the heat off himself so they found a real killer 547 01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:08,817 You just continue with you invest 548 01:14:09,073 --> 01:14:09,585 Medication list 549 01:14:09,841 --> 01:14:10,353 Aloha 550 01:14:10,609 --> 01:14:11,633 I'll teach you 551 01:14:11,889 --> 01:14:12,401 The police 552 01:14:13,169 --> 01:14:17,009 And if it should become necessary why we simply give him Wally here 553 01:14:20,849 --> 01:14:21,617 You wouldn't 554 01:14:22,385 --> 01:14:23,409 Well water 555 01:14:24,177 --> 01:14:25,713 Readme md 556 01:14:25,969 --> 01:14:26,993 Have to do this 557 01:14:27,249 --> 01:14:32,369 And I want you to know you've been like a son to me I couldn't be any fun of you if you were my son 558 01:14:34,161 --> 01:14:35,697 But another son I could always 559 01:14:37,233 --> 01:14:38,001 There's only one 560 01:14:38,513 --> 01:14:39,025 Maltese 561 01:14:40,817 --> 01:14:43,121 Meeting with black man that left me with a headache 562 01:14:43,377 --> 01:14:48,753 Had a missing client a rich eccentric wanted me to find this crazy dildo 563 01:14:49,009 --> 01:14:51,825 That pit Mendoza warning me not to find 564 01:14:52,593 --> 01:14:58,737 In the police trying to involve me in The Disappearance and possible murder of a professor I never met 565 01:14:58,993 --> 01:15:03,089 And I'm supposed to believe that this same dildo was once in Cleopatra 566 01:15:03,857 --> 01:15:05,393 This case was a real mess 567 01:15:05,649 --> 01:15:09,489 I was dealing with a bunch of weirdos 568 01:15:10,513 --> 01:15:12,049 Hey man 569 01:15:27,921 --> 01:15:28,689 Yeah how did you know 570 01:15:29,201 --> 01:15:29,969 Guess 571 01:15:33,297 --> 01:15:34,577 Excuse me 572 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:35,345 Places 573 01:15:50,705 --> 01:15:52,241 She was the only one who hadn't shown up 574 01:15:52,753 --> 01:15:54,033 The missing piece to the puzzle 575 01:15:56,081 --> 01:15:57,361 The puzzle was far from 576 01:15:58,129 --> 01:16:00,433 I hope you're not angry that I came over I was 577 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:02,993 Going to call but I'm scared that you wouldn't want to see me 578 01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:07,345 Glory 579 01:16:08,113 --> 01:16:09,137 Would you like a cup of coffee 580 01:16:09,393 --> 01:16:10,161 Yes please 581 01:16:12,209 --> 01:16:15,537 He came over here to find out information about your father I really can't help you 582 01:16:15,793 --> 01:16:17,073 That's not why I came over 583 01:16:19,121 --> 01:16:20,401 Storybooth 584 01:16:21,681 --> 01:16:23,217 It was delivered to me last night 585 01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:25,521 For my father 586 01:16:25,777 --> 01:16:26,289 Handwriting 587 01:16:27,569 --> 01:16:30,129 Assistant principal for a multi-skilled oh 588 01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:32,945 Who is it 589 01:16:33,457 --> 01:16:34,993 I'm sorry I could not contact 590 01:16:35,249 --> 01:16:37,297 You sooner I know how worried you must be 591 01:16:37,553 --> 01:16:39,857 I cannot risk having you know my whereabouts 592 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:41,649 Chill I'm sure it 593 01:16:42,673 --> 01:16:43,953 There are those who might harm you for 594 01:16:44,465 --> 01:16:44,977 Information 595 01:16:45,233 --> 01:16:45,745 Please be assured that 596 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:47,281 And well 597 01:16:47,793 --> 01:16:50,097 I'm very close to finding the most important discovery of my 598 01:16:50,353 --> 01:16:51,121 My career 599 01:16:52,401 --> 01:16:53,937 I shall contact you again as soon as poss 600 01:16:55,985 --> 01:16:59,825 I think it's really strange that someone would want to harm me over a dildo 601 01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:02,129 You telling me this 602 01:17:03,153 --> 01:17:04,433 I'd like to show this to if you pee 603 01:17:04,689 --> 01:17:06,481 People before you leave can you stay awhile 604 01:17:06,737 --> 01:17:07,249 Sure 605 01:17:07,761 --> 01:17:09,553 But first let me tell you why I'm here 606 01:17:10,065 --> 01:17:13,905 1 suppose find out that my father's safe they're going to drop her investigation 607 01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:15,441 And well 608 01:17:15,953 --> 01:17:18,257 I need a private investigator to help me find him 609 01:17:20,561 --> 01:17:21,585 McGregor coffee 610 01:17:22,353 --> 01:17:23,377 Thank you call me more 611 01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:25,169 And you're very nice man 612 01:17:25,681 --> 01:17:26,705 Of course I'm a private eye 613 01:17:27,729 --> 01:17:33,617 She had a cute little laugh and I can see that she can easily become have it for me 614 01:17:33,873 --> 01:17:40,017 I called bluntman and the cops and why we waited for them to arrive we talked about all sorts of things 615 01:17:40,273 --> 01:17:43,345 I had that feeling you get when two people click 616 01:17:43,601 --> 01:17:45,905 Will you help me Mark 617 01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:47,953 Sure I'm a sucker for a pretty face 618 01:17:52,305 --> 01:17:53,329 Good 619 01:18:01,777 --> 01:18:07,153 So I trusted the information you possess warrants my coming out at this ungodly hour 620 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:09,457 It does 621 01:18:09,969 --> 01:18:10,481 Have a seat 622 01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:18,929 You will 623 01:18:19,185 --> 01:18:20,209 The money to live here 624 01:18:21,233 --> 01:18:23,281 I know it's a sordid life that I'm used to it 625 01:18:23,537 --> 01:18:25,073 Carry this I don't have all night 626 01:18:25,329 --> 01:18:27,377 Neither do I 627 01:18:28,657 --> 01:18:31,217 After I read the letter I knew I could just sit back 628 01:18:31,473 --> 01:18:31,985 And watch the fight 629 01:18:33,265 --> 01:18:35,057 I was wondering what bluntman would do 630 01:18:35,313 --> 01:18:37,361 Nobody knew someone else may have found the dildo 631 01:18:38,897 --> 01:18:41,713 Well I've given you enough of my time already 632 01:18:45,297 --> 01:18:46,065 South America 633 01:18:46,321 --> 01:18:47,601 And continue our search 634 01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:48,625 Maltese 635 01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:55,537 Sauces have informed me that this Lafia was seen recently in Rio 636 01:18:56,817 --> 01:19:00,913 And I wouldn't be surprised young lady if your father was that too 637 01:19:02,193 --> 01:19:06,801 I must take you to this charming little bit stroll off the Copacabana when we get the real 638 01:19:11,153 --> 01:19:13,713 Come in gentlemen come in I was just leaving 639 01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:19,345 Avoid 640 01:19:20,113 --> 01:19:21,393 You cover the Spectre 641 01:19:21,649 --> 01:19:22,417 From the lowest to the highest 642 01:19:22,673 --> 01:19:24,721 Wasn't that day Mister Glassman 643 01:19:27,025 --> 01:19:27,793 I'm impressed 644 01:19:28,817 --> 01:19:30,353 You must want something pretty badly 645 01:19:31,377 --> 01:19:31,889 And your neighbor 646 01:19:33,681 --> 01:19:34,449 What's this about a letter 647 01:19:53,393 --> 01:19:55,185 You sure this is your father's handwriting 648 01:19:56,209 --> 01:19:58,001 Oh yes quite sure 649 01:20:02,097 --> 01:20:02,609 Okay 650 01:20:03,377 --> 01:20:04,145 How close is 651 01:20:04,401 --> 01:20:04,913 This case 652 01:20:07,217 --> 01:20:09,265 Still strikes me as a little strange 653 01:20:11,569 --> 01:20:12,081 Professor 654 01:20:12,593 --> 01:20:13,874 Just run off like that 655 01:20:21,042 --> 01:20:22,066 Tell me something low 656 01:20:22,322 --> 01:20:23,090 What is this 657 01:20:25,906 --> 01:20:27,442 It's the stuff that wet dreams are made 658 01:20:32,306 --> 01:20:33,330 Cypress Edwards 659 01:20:44,082 --> 01:20:45,106 When they had all left 660 01:20:45,618 --> 01:20:47,666 I realize the headache I had earlier had gone 661 01:20:48,434 --> 01:20:50,482 Throbbing in my head had moved 662 01:20:50,738 --> 01:20:51,762 2 below my waist 663 01:20:52,018 --> 01:20:54,834 I was wondering what my next move should be 664 01:20:55,602 --> 01:20:57,138 When she resolved the problem 665 01:20:58,162 --> 01:21:04,306 May I Stay Awhile longer that is if you don't mind 666 01:21:04,562 --> 01:21:10,706 I was hoping you would ask you can tell me about the 667 01:21:10,962 --> 01:21:17,106 That you mentioned earlier 668 01:21:22,226 --> 01:21:28,370 She certainly caught me by surprise 669 01:21:28,626 --> 01:21:34,770 Sure I was the one being seduced again it was great 670 01:22:26,226 --> 01:22:32,370 Anywhere you want 671 01:27:59,026 --> 01:28:05,170 Well I didn't solve this case but I sure 672 01:28:05,426 --> 01:28:10,546 You're at a hell of a good time trying and I still have the medicine 673 01:28:10,802 --> 01:28:15,410 What does all this have to do with anything absolutely nothing 674 01:28:16,690 --> 01:28:17,202 Just remember 675 01:28:18,226 --> 01:28:19,762 Anything can happen in Hollywood 44707

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