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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,977 [heavy breathing] 2 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,414 [moaning] 3 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,724 [heavy breathing] 4 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,700 [moaning] 5 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,615 [moaning] 6 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,147 [grunting] 7 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,630 [music playing] 8 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,060 Hey, [inaudible] get going soon. 9 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:35,223 And then Ken and I ran around the corner 10 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,200 straight into the two cops who just dropped... 11 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:37,725 Oh, you didn't! 12 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,504 Mm-hm. 13 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:43,741 And then we were, butt-naked, being arrested by the same two 14 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,375 cops twice in the one night. 15 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,168 Twice! 16 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,002 [laughter] 17 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:49,301 Sorry. guys- 18 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,680 Can I start to clear those for you? 19 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:51,842 Go ahead. 20 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,915 So Ken's telling them the reason we're naked 21 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,745 and roaming the streets is because someone broke 22 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:01,049 into our house, stole all our clothes, 23 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,021 and we're chasing after him. 24 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:06,024 And the cop says, what did he look like? 25 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:06,888 Who? 26 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:07,756 [laughs] 27 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,055 Come on, keep up. 28 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:12,262 The one who stole our clothes. 29 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:13,697 [laughter] 30 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,832 So Ken says, fuck, mate. 31 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,097 I didn't see him. 32 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,174 I was too busy banging your sister. 33 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,434 [groans] 34 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:22,773 [laughter] 35 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,180 But I was woken up at 4:00 in the morning 36 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:31,218 by the police asking if I want to bail my husband out, 37 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,751 and can I bring some undies? 38 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,218 [laughter] 39 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,290 It was the best damn funeral I've ever been to. 40 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,029 Oh! 41 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,686 If I got a call from the police telling me Steve was naked... 42 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,927 You'd be running down there! 43 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:43,724 Yeah. 44 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:44,593 No, no. no, no. 45 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,460 No, I'd leave him there. 46 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,260 You would not. 47 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,937 I would! 48 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,936 I have a feeling that Steve would be A-OK with that one, 49 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:51,766 eh? 50 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,476 [laughter] 51 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,767 I'd pay for it. 52 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,312 Quit being such a classy guy. 53 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:57,603 [laughter] 54 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,541 I'm off. Got recording in the morning. 55 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,285 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I've got a recording in the morning. 56 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,379 [groans] - Oh, darling. 57 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:04,713 Shit, where are my keys? 58 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,498 How is the old game show going, anyway? 59 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:07,148 Great! 60 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,447 [laughter] 61 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,465 How you doing? 62 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,299 Jeremy. 63 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,475 Good. 64 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,268 Morning, Bob. 65 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,808 Morning, Steven. 66 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,242 Well, fuck me. 67 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,814 Thirty minutes early. 68 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,052 I just wanted to make sure I'm not holding anyone up. 69 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,522 Yeah, well, if you gave a rat's ass every other day, 70 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,812 I wouldn't have an ulcer as big as Bigfoot's balls, 71 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:41,981 now, would I? 72 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,356 Now, that is gross, boss. 73 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,185 But I still love you. 74 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,087 See you in 30. 75 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,352 Uh, 29. 76 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,430 Ethan, how's my favorite intern today? 77 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:50,360 29! 78 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,295 27! 79 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,004 A bit wasted, actually... 80 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,773 Hey, if that's a message to your boyfriend, 81 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,299 I'm going to be very jealous. 82 00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,872 I'm sending a text to my mom. 83 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,612 Ah. 84 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,108 Well, what kind of message do you send to the boys, then? 85 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,886 OK, sweetheart, you have my number. 86 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,655 I'd love to read your prose sometime. 87 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:11,944 [inaudible] 88 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,218 You are beautiful, aren't you'? 89 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,480 Oops, sorry. 90 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,826 [panting] 91 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,740 [moaning] 92 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,403 [cell phone rings] 93 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,211 [grunting] 94 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,450 STEVE (ON TV): Welcome back to the show, where we have 95 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,182 Mrs. Elspeth Zonti on [inaudible], getting 96 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,651 ready to play for the $100,000 question. 97 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,155 So, uh, Elspeth, welcome to the show. 98 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,590 What are you doing back-Do you have a job? 99 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,593 ELSPETH (ON TV): Yes, I decorate special 100 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,595 [inaudible] and wedding cakes. 101 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,035 STEVE (ON TV): Oh, so you invent your own original designs? 102 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,504 ELSPETH (ow TV): I do. 103 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,305 STEVE (ON TV): What kind of wedding cake would you bake me? 104 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:04,741 ELSPETH (ON TV): [inaudible] 105 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,809 STEVE (ON TV): Isn't she sweet, ladies and gentlemen? 106 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:07,903 [applause] 107 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,478 ELSPETH (ON TV): Are you thinking of getting married? 108 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:09,843 [93505] 109 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,503 STEVE (ON TV): I'll put it this way, 110 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,382 you never know what disasters the future may hold. 111 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,718 [laughter] So Elspeth, are you ready to play for the question 112 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,416 that could land you $100,000? 113 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,919 [applause] 114 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,887 [cell phone rings] 115 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,896 Now, how can you be talking to me and on TV at the same time? 116 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,895 Right, the wonders of television. 117 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,904 Again? 118 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,543 Can't we... can't we just stay in? 119 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,540 All right. 120 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,282 Yup. 121 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,282 OK. 122 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,578 Steve. 123 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,822 Nothing. 124 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,825 It's all right. 125 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,120 Bye. 126 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,832 [game show music playing] 127 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,236 [screaming excitedly] 128 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,640 STEVE (ON TV): We'll be right back! 129 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,312 What's the specials tonight? 130 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,281 (FRENCH ACCENT) Ah, tonight we have a filet [inaudible]. 131 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,148 It comes with [inaudible], stuffed 132 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,148 with caviar, a sour cream sauce, and roasted capers. 133 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,753 Well, that sounds like it's for me. 134 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,754 Alex, what would you like? 135 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,255 Isn't there something simple? 136 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,588 Ah, well, there's the baby lamb [inaudible] sir. 137 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:37,995 It comes with the avanti blanc and the jus de poire. 138 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,271 What is that'? 139 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,567 It's a bit like a hot pot. 140 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,795 Right. 141 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,303 That'll do. 142 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,975 And... and the usual oysters to start with, shall we? 143 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:46,999 Oysters'? - Yeah. 144 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,133 Frisky. 145 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,778 You know, we could eat at home if we ate at home. 146 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,386 That makes no sense. 147 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,124 Have you noticed we don't have a home? 148 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,554 What we have is a pleasure wonderland. 149 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,295 (SCOFFING) Pleasure wonderland? 150 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:06,696 What are you talking about, Alex? 151 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720 We have a beautiful home. 152 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:11,496 It's an apartment, not a home. 153 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,702 We're building a beautiful house on the beach. 154 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,567 Yeah, I know we're building, Steve, but... thanks. 155 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,048 Look, I know we're building. 156 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,141 But how does that make this different than how 157 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,722 we're living now? 158 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,013 Why? 159 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,050 You want to nest? 160 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,991 Yes. 161 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,701 Yeah, I want to nest. 162 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,267 Well, you know, I want a nest. 163 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,698 Don't you? 164 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,506 Nesting sounds so old and boring, Alex. 165 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,174 I'm not talking about wearing matching track suits 166 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,768 and watching "M A S H" all day. 167 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,177 I'm talking about having a home... 168 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,407 I like "M A S H." 169 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,843 I'm talking about having a home, OK? 170 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,609 Like a proper home, and actually living in it. 171 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:03,909 [Scoffs] 172 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:04,545 What? 173 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,515 Nothing. 174 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,622 What? 175 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,191 [rapping on window] [excited giggling] 176 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:09,886 Don't panic. 177 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,183 Fuck it. 178 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,228 I have to keep the fans happy. 179 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:12,889 Shit. 180 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,688 Hey, girls! 181 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:15,591 Aren't they sweet? 182 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:16,889 Yeah. 183 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,262 [rapping] 184 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,196 [scoffs] Too funny. 185 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,098 [sighs] Fuck off. 186 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,395 Don't be like that. 187 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,977 Can we please get the fuck out of here? 188 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,513 What do you mean, go somewhere else? 189 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,949 No, I mean-I mean go home. 190 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,784 It's not our home, Alex. It's an apartment. 191 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,151 Oh, come on. 192 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,616 You know what I mean, just get a movie, get some Thai. 193 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,550 Just you and me at our place? 194 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,854 Look, what's the problem'? 195 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,258 I want more, Steve. 196 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:48,589 All right? 197 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,232 I want to feel like that we're a family 198 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,901 and that we're not just fucking around here. 199 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,969 We're building a house from the ground up on the beach. 200 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,393 Now, that seems... - Yeah, I want... 201 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,099 a little bit more than fucking around to me, 202 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:56,965 don't you think, Alex? 203 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,640 I want something real. 204 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,076 Well, this is not going to be made out of fucking LEGOs. 205 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,380 Not just about the house, Steve. 206 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:06,177 Well, what the... what the fuck is it about? 207 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:06,974 Huh? 208 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,273 You tell me. 209 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,518 [burps] 210 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,322 Waiter. 211 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,690 [snaps fingers] Would you like a drink? 212 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,662 No. 213 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,078 Two glasses of wine, please. 214 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:26,829 Red. 215 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,127 One. 216 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,294 Can you get me a bottle? 217 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,641 Hey, you want to watch something? 218 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:35,639 No. 219 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:36,935 I'll leave it to you. 220 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,568 [woman moaning] 221 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:23,819 Well, good morning. 222 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:24,823 Good morning. 223 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,204 Are we ready to get excited? 224 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,096 If you're offering. 225 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,596 Whoo-hoo! 226 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,336 We found the ideal site. 227 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,593 Where? 228 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,038 - Down by Ocean Grove. - Coffee time! 229 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:36,665 - Ocean Grove? - Yeah, it's perfect. 230 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,533 What's wrong with that? 231 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,571 Well, it's his money. 232 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,936 Uh, here we go. 233 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,679 Cafe latte for you. 234 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,936 Thank you. 235 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,574 And a flat white for you, sir. 236 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,181 Thank you, sir. 237 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,052 Now, there's... there's something I really want. 238 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,521 Ah, the S&M room. 239 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,923 All black, leather harness, porn, mirrors on the ceiling. 240 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,227 Oh yeah, that's... that's funny. 241 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,521 No, I'm being serious. 242 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,127 OK, we're listening. 243 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,421 I want a nursery. 244 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,865 - Um... - He means a [inaudible]. 245 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,458 No, no, no. 246 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,293 No, I mean a nursery. 247 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,593 Yeah? - Yeah, easy. 248 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,627 Easy. 249 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,230 Everyone should have a nursery. 250 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,200 Um, yeah. 251 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,463 Uh' easy, easy. 252 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,076 Look, um, yeah, we could... we could 253 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,609 put one here, on the south side, overlooking the herb garden. 254 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,343 You get that... that morning light... 255 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,243 Morning sun, yeah. 256 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,950 Yeah, yeah, yeah, beautiful. 257 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,952 With its own bathroom here here, and some sort of... um-can 258 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,220 you put in a rec room, like there? 259 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,314 Um, well, yeah. 260 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,855 I mean, you see the overhang. - Yeah. 261 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:27,584 If we knock that down... 262 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,052 Whoa, hey. guys- 263 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,526 We should think about this before we 264 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,756 start knocking down walls. 265 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,258 Don't you think, Alex? 266 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,728 [car alarm] 267 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,470 Mm, oh, shit, actually. 268 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,599 I've got another meeting in about half an hour. 269 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,733 So I'd better, um, take off. 270 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,410 I will be free all day tomorrow, Steven, so, um, 271 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,811 give me a buzz, all right? - Thanks 272 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:49,835 See you later. 273 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,699 Was I supposed to know? 274 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,230 When were you going to tell me? 275 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,295 OK. 276 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:28,636 [scoffs] How would you feel, right, about expanding this? 277 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,617 [music playing] 278 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,319 A baby? 279 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,796 Yes, a baby. 280 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,336 Alex, are you out of your fucking mind? 281 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,839 What, do you want to get me pregnant? 282 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,898 Come on, Steve... 283 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,475 Do... do you want me to get you pregnant? 284 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,710 Alex, it doesn't fucking work... 285 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,734 I want a family. 286 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,178 I want to be a family. 287 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,950 You know, why shouldn't we bring up a child? 288 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,654 It's not a question of should or shouldn't. 289 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,553 It's a question of can or can't. 290 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,416 And I... we can't conceive. 291 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,755 So that leaves one other thing, and that's adoption. 292 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:11,588 Society is changing. 293 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,022 Well, laws aren't! 294 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,997 Yeah, but Steve, we're... We're two responsible 295 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,101 people with great income... 296 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,833 I know it's fucked, Alex, but that still 297 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,468 doesn't change the fact that they only give 298 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,870 babies to husbands and wives. 299 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,368 And how do we prove anything about our relationship? 300 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,201 I mean, it will be years before they change their laws-years. 301 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:37,378 I'd give up anything, anything. 302 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,056 I'd give up my job if I had to. 303 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,055 I want to be a dad, you know? 304 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,753 I'm ready. 305 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,732 This would change everything. 306 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,403 Hey, hey. 307 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,695 I know. 308 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,401 But you need to make an appointment 309 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,912 to see a consultant, and of course, to bring your partners. 310 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,244 We are a couple. 311 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,915 Yes, but you need to bring your partners, of course. 312 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,219 The consultant won't see singles, 313 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,887 and your partners will need to bring 314 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,124 proof of the relationship, be it marriage or de facto. 315 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,825 We take wedding certificates, bank records, things like that. 316 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,555 Yeah, I don't think you understand... 317 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,361 We'll also need proof of entitlement, meaning wills, 318 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,559 so in the event of your death, your wife will get the car, 319 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,822 boat, house, et cetera. 320 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,560 Superannuation statement showing 321 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,999 benefactor, life insurance policy showing benefactor. 322 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,002 So if you just want to read over the books, 323 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,504 you know, it's got all the info there. 324 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,972 Uh, let me explain. 325 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,068 I'm... all right-I'm Alex Thomson, and this... 326 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,476 This is Steven Evans. 327 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,478 [gasps] on! 328 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,446 I knew I'd seen you before! 329 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,415 You're on TV. 330 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,658 Steven Evans, "Guess What." 331 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,085 Yes, that's right. 332 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,959 So you and your partner... Is it your wife... 333 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,326 You want an adoption. 334 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,121 Well, we could find you a foster child straight away, 335 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,128 but adoption's a long, long wait. 336 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,630 We can, of course, arrange an IVF consultation... 337 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:00,966 No, no, nothing like that. 338 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,193 No, I didn't think you would. 339 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,366 No. [chuckling] 340 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,769 Look, I'll tell you what. 341 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:10,674 I can, um, squeeze you in first thing 342 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,677 Friday morning with Dr. Zekey. 343 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,416 Have you heard of Dr. Zekey? I haven't... 344 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,145 "Zee-kee." 345 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,148 He's very good. 346 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,118 This application, it... it's quite confidential, isn't it? 347 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,120 Oh. yes! 348 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,485 I mean, the media's so... 349 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,284 Intrusive? 350 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,550 Of course! 351 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,291 Look, it's totally confidential. 352 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,191 No need to make an appointment just yet. 353 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,809 Hey, hey, hey... How about... why? 354 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,632 Why can't we make an appointment just yet? 355 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,892 Well, it's really more for my friend here, you see. 356 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,233 [phone ringing] 357 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,203 Friend? 358 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,706 Friend? 359 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,207 Yeah, I'm his friend. 360 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,386 [non-english speech] 361 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,176 [ding] 362 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,683 [chattering] 363 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,915 What's wrong? 364 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,416 Nothing. 365 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,884 I just can't sleep. 366 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,557 Why don't you come back to bed? 367 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,350 I told you. 368 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,616 I can't sleep. 369 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,796 What the fuck? 370 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,398 What? 371 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,270 There's someone taking photos of me, of the building. 372 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:41,897 What? 373 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,298 Yeah, look, right there. 374 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,301 There's someone taking photos. 375 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,302 Alex, just stay here. 376 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,598 I'll go. 377 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,075 Hey! 378 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,683 What are you doing, you fucking creep? 379 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,227 Fuck you, I'm not doing anything wrong. 380 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,519 Why are you running away for, then? 381 00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,543 Huh? 'FUCK you! 382 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,257 Fuck it. 383 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,257 [music playing] 384 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,102 What? 385 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,744 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Well, here we are, building-building a... 386 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:34,946 Oh, can you behave? 387 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,252 Can you actually walk normal, please? 388 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,756 [laughs] 389 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,198 [chattering] 390 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,062 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Excuse me. 391 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,441 Excuse me, what... What's your name? 392 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,170 Uh, Brett. ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Brett? 393 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,171 All right. I'm Alex. 394 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,502 How are you doing? - Good. 395 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,321 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): How's it all going? 396 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,414 Like, how far away do you think we are from... from moving in? 397 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,146 Eh, [inaudible] right now, almost for lock up, so... 398 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,476 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Yep. 399 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,920 Your feet... you've got very nice calves. 400 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:05,513 [laughing] 401 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,089 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): ls it... do you... 402 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,290 Are you serious? ALEX (INTO CAMERA): No, you do! 403 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,491 Are you commenting on my calves? 404 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:09,959 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 405 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:10,694 You do. 406 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,761 I mean, I'm just-— I'm just saying, like you must... 407 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,930 Do you work out outside this, or is this sort of the job that... 408 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,160 Uh, I play footy, so... 409 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:16,830 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Oh, you play football? 410 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,158 Yeah, yeah. 411 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,935 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): With lots of guys... 412 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,562 This our view. 413 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,964 Our view. 414 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:22,865 It's a good spot. 415 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,799 It's a great spot. 416 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:24,700 Wait, what do I say... 417 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,067 You head's in the way. 418 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,036 Listen, Ocean Grove will be a great spot. 419 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,403 You were right. 420 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,112 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Come on, say something. 421 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,377 Come on, this is, uh... This is your project. 422 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,192 Come on, tell us a little bit about it. 423 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,451 For developing these plans, we thank you for doing this, 424 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,555 because we couldn't have... 425 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,121 Thank you guys for paying me so much... 426 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,822 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Kiss... kiss the camera. 427 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,524 I've grossly overcharged you... I'm not kissing the camera. 428 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,151 ALEX (INTO CAMERA): Tell us how much you love this project 429 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,656 by kissing the camera. 430 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,158 We want to see commitment! 431 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,525 OK, all right! 432 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,324 [chattering] 433 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,770 Alex, you're going to have to design those bathrooms quickly. 434 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,105 One in white, and one pink for the baby. 435 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,541 Alex! 436 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,545 You know how my designs are in demand. 437 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,910 Originality... 438 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,652 And imagination linked with practicability. 439 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,746 Yeah, yeah. 440 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,354 Yeah, this is nothing to do with design. 441 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,456 It's to do with legality and gender. 442 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,626 Yeah, well, our gender is our design, 443 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,522 and we have a design problem. 444 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,459 Look, all we have to do is find some way 445 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,433 to make our money more important to these people 446 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,197 than our design. - What'! 447 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,459 Yeah. 448 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,103 You want to bribe the adoption agency? 449 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,131 Well, I want to make it worth their while. 450 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,137 This isn't fucking television, Alex! 451 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,968 You-— you can't offer them a price 452 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,769 and expect to make a deal. 453 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,547 And have you even thought whether or not 454 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,571 you'll love the baby? 455 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,916 Of course I'll love the baby, Steve. 456 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,419 - Will you? - Yes. 457 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,120 You... you expect just to look at a baby and say, I love you? 458 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,822 Yes. 459 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,623 Because I don't think I could do that, just look at a baby 460 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,821 and go, I love you, you're my child. 461 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,791 You're being fucking ridiculous! 462 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,526 No amount of money is going to change 463 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,759 the fact that officially and legally, we're not a couple. 464 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,641 [game show in background] 465 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,343 Listen, I told Ajay you're a solid worker 466 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,816 and that he should move you up the ranks a little. 467 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,113 Really? 468 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,790 Yeah, of course, really. 469 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,028 I told you I'd look after you. 470 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,677 It's not going to happen overnight. 471 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,959 It may take a little while to get moving. 472 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,256 But I'm onto it. 473 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,186 Now get the fuck out of here. 474 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,499 Go on. 475 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,485 Come on, slow poke. 476 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,726 Oh, shut up. 477 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,022 Mr. Competition. 478 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,290 Nice running style. 479 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:05,992 Shut up! 480 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,999 [laughs] 481 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,699 [text alert] 482 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,808 What's that? 483 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:17,706 Nothing. 484 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:18,640 Give us a look. 485 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:19,405 Nothing. 486 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,083 Give... give it here. 487 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,452 " If you're interested in the family, but can't conceive, 488 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:27,480 call Nancy at Dreamland.com." 489 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,157 Well, that sounds about right, doesn't it? 490 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,319 Dreamland. 491 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,160 You know, babies manufactured to your choice, 492 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,663 just pay us a billion dollars. 493 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,330 No, no, no, look, she wants to put up her baby for adoption. 494 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,832 She's flogging her baby on the internet, Alex. 495 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,096 Oh, just give it to me. 496 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,901 She wants to put up her baby for adoption privately. 497 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,203 - Don't sugarcoat it. - I'm not sugarcoating anything! 498 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,787 It's either that or it's a fucking scam. 499 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,507 Will you just try this with me? 500 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,764 Alex, it won't work. 501 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,065 It won't work'? 502 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:47,700 No. 503 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,377 Oh, it won't work? 504 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,375 All right, well then, prove it to me. 505 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:56,278 Prove to me this won't work, because I'm ready for this. 506 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:57,110 Fine. 507 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,547 Fine? 508 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:00,881 But when this doesn't work, you agree to stop. 509 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:01,715 All right? 510 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,357 This is it. 511 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,119 If... if this doesn't work, then we're done. 512 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,193 We tried our best, but it's over. 513 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,023 Agreed? 514 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,288 - If? - If. 515 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:11,522 If. 516 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,080 She's late. 517 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:31,287 It's only three minutes, she may have got the wrong place. 518 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,113 [high heels tapping] 519 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,592 Do you think that was her? 520 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,629 No, she doesn't have a dog with her, does she? 521 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,053 No, she doesn't have a dog with her, 522 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,874 but she doesn't have a baby with her either. 523 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,774 Look, I... I don't think she's going to show, Alex. 524 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,106 Fuck it, let's go. - No! 525 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:54,935 No, I'm staying. 526 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:55,735 All right. 527 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:56,672 You stay, I'm going. 528 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:57,969 Steve, just... 529 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:01,806 Excuse me? 530 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,007 Yes? 531 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,482 I'm looking for a little white dog. 532 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,951 A dog-dog? 533 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,921 Yeah, a little white dog. 534 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,183 Are you Nancy, or...? 535 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:12,988 Yeah. 536 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,696 Where's your partner? 537 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,593 Uh, she couldn't make it, but I brought a friend instead. 538 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:18,425 This is... 539 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:19,192 Hi, I'm Chris. 540 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,437 Yeah. 541 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:22,866 What-uh, wait, please! 542 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,239 - I've got to go. - Wait, wait. 543 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,674 Please, please, please! 544 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,309 Where's... where's your wife, or your girlfriend, or whatever? 545 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,314 Look, let's just sit down and have a coffee. 546 00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,180 Look, it's a bit... It's a bit complicated, 547 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,684 but I'll explain everything. 548 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:35,475 Please. 549 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:36,445 OK. 550 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,709 But I can't stay long. 551 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,016 I've got to get to [inaudible]. 552 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,452 I'll explain everything. 553 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:41,856 I've really got to go, because I've got to get to... 554 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,223 That's OK, that's OK. 555 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,722 Look, um... Chris is... 556 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:46,723 I'm his partner. 557 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,999 Yeah. 558 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,288 - [scoffs] - Look... no! 559 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:51,499 Please, please, just sit down. 560 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:52,523 Please just listen. 561 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,737 One minute, one coffee. 562 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,062 OK'? 563 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,806 I've really got to get more [inaudible], 564 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,110 they can't get me in before 4:00. 565 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,003 All right, all right. 566 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,299 Um, I'll get the coffees. 567 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,444 Cappuccino, latte, macchiato- 568 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:03,173 Hot chocolate? 569 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:03,970 Long black, short black? 570 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,977 What will it be? 571 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,980 A scone. 572 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,686 A scone? 573 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:11,976 Two scones. 574 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,385 All right, two scones. 575 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:16,681 Thanks. 576 00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:22,756 Please, sit. 577 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:36,038 Must be great to have a baby. 578 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,906 I haven't got it yet. 579 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:44,210 Oh, she's... she's away, or... something? 580 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,183 No, you just can't see it, not yet. 581 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,052 Why? 582 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:54,388 [scoffs] I'm pregnant. 583 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:55,255 Pregnant? 584 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,589 Yeah. 585 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,563 [sniffs] 586 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,565 [music playing] 587 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,897 Pregnant. 588 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,708 I just-I don't understand. 589 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:14,575 I mean... 590 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:15,578 - What, why? - Why? 591 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,375 Why. why... 592 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:17,382 Yes. 593 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:18,383 Why I put the ad up? 594 00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,885 Yes. 595 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,217 Why I wanted to sell it'? 596 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,555 'Cause I've got no money and nowhere to fucking go, 597 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:32,623 that's why. 598 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:45,410 So I could sell it lo... A nice couple, you know. 599 00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:47,275 And you seemed pretty cool. 600 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,915 And I get here, and all I find is a... a couple of fags. 601 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,487 Yeah, all right. 602 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:56,486 OK, look. 603 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,988 Nancy? 604 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:04,996 Nancy, we can help you, OK'? 605 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,998 With-with the birth, with the pregnancy. 606 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,499 All of it. 607 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,935 Other people have contacted me, straight people. 608 00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:14,358 Yeah, I... I understand that. 609 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:19,776 But we can help you. 610 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,712 It'll cost money, you know. 611 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,008 I'm not donating. 612 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,209 Of course. 613 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,693 I have to think about it. 614 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:34,987 I've got to go. 615 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:36,807 Chris will be back in a... in a minute. 616 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:37,626 I'll contact you. 617 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:38,527 He'll... 618 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:39,393 I'll give you a call. 619 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,691 Nancy... 620 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,206 [airplane engine] 621 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:58,984 Alex, you're stressing me out about this. 622 00:27:59,244 --> 00:27:59,915 I can't talk now. 623 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,486 I'm at work. 624 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:03,427 Look, I'll give you a call on the way home. 625 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,050 OK. 626 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:04,884 All right, bye. 627 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,527 I love you, too. 628 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,663 Sounds like someone's got you on a short leash there. 629 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,688 Hey, Ajay!- 630 00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:11,308 It's not very often that we see... 631 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,834 Now, listen, Steven, I want to talk to you 632 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:13,902 about some rumors that are flying 633 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,126 around upstairs at the moment. 634 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,538 Has someone said they're having my love child... 635 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,007 No, no. 636 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,308 There's a lot of talk going around about you sucking cock. 637 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,572 Sucking cock? 638 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,711 Normally, I don't listen to the shit that gets thrown 639 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,180 around upstairs, but these rumors are 640 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,882 filtering up from the bottom. 641 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,516 And when they come from below, you know, I tend to listen. 642 00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:31,379 Nobody knows dirt like the plebs. 643 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:32,712 Well, who's saying it? 644 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:34,322 Well, I don't want to be saying anything. 645 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,223 Now, I don't give a shit where you stick 646 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,222 your cock in your spare time. 647 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,188 You want to go dirt track? 648 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,691 That's your business. 649 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,126 But my business is this show, and our demographic 650 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,462 is the nanas and the fat old housewives that tune in 651 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,400 everyday to watch your pretty little mug 652 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:49,536 smiling back at her so they can get 653 00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:52,469 all sopping wet in their seats. 654 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:56,735 Steven, no one is going to tune in to watch 655 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,309 a fag give away prizes. 656 00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:02,711 Even for SBS, this is prime time, mate. 657 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,750 Mate, I'm prime time. 658 00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:06,716 Good! 659 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,652 Good. 660 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,267 Then I'll go and tell the rumor mill to go and fuck itself. 661 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:12,088 Yeah, do that. 662 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,761 You know what? 663 00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,763 They're just jealous that I get more pussy than they do. 664 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:16,959 [inaudible] get pussy? 665 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:21,636 You watch, they'll start calling me Elton John. 666 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:22,927 Hey, Elton! 667 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,914 Fuck. 668 00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,913 [Sighs] 669 00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:38,347 Who the fuck would be talking? 670 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,816 It's bound to happen, Steve. 671 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,285 You're on TV, people say shit. 672 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,754 But they'd be saying it even if you were straight. 673 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,691 Everyone has a G-A-Y scandal at times... 674 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:50,159 Yeah, but I am! 675 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,160 That's the problem. 676 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,127 Hey! 677 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:55,098 Hey, that's not a problem. 678 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,533 The studio doesn't want a fag as a host, Alex. 679 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:58,829 Oh, don't say that word! 680 00:29:59,097 --> 00:29:59,802 Oh, well, how is "unemployed" for a word? 681 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,270 You like that? 682 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,273 They're not going to fire you for sucking cock. 683 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,614 Oh, no, they won't fire me. 684 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,169 They'll just replace me, won't they? 685 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,914 Yeah, well, then you shouldn't be working for them. 686 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:08,645 I like my job. 687 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,386 I like what I do, and I like who I am. 688 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:12,280 Really? 689 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:13,545 Yeah. 690 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:14,516 Who are you? 691 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,813 Steven Evans. 692 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,152 I took on this job knowing full well 693 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,863 the studio doesn't want a faggot host... 694 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:22,388 Don't say that word! 695 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:24,167 Oh, fuck the word! 696 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,136 This is my career we're talking about here. 697 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,339 You do like sucking cock. 698 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,680 [music playing] 699 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:02,731 [Sighs] 700 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,598 Oh, that's all right, I've got this one. 701 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:07,172 Here you are, Steven. 702 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,378 So how's your day been? 703 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:10,840 Shit. 704 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:13,014 Ah. 705 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,842 Why's it been shit? 706 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,108 Just a shit day, Charlie. 707 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,689 Well, if there's anything I can do to make it better, 708 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,919 all you have to do is ask. 709 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,353 That I will, Charlie. 710 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,458 That I Will. 711 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,765 Well, what are we celebrating here? 712 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,918 Nancy. 713 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,211 Nancy? 714 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:56,919 Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. 715 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,388 She contacted me. 716 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:00,651 She wants to meet us. 717 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,054 Great. 718 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,258 When? 719 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:13,269 Don't know yet. 720 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,820 [airplane engine] 721 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,426 Look, Nancy, we'll look after you. 722 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:34,685 OK'? 723 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,240 We'll get you everything you need. 724 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:37,565 And you're free to change of mind if you want. 725 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,158 No strings attached. 726 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,457 No strings attached? 727 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:42,665 No strings attached. 728 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,321 Like I said, I've had other offers. 729 00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:45,499 Yeah, I'm sure you have. 730 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,008 But we... we'll match them, we'll double them. 731 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,842 Within reason, of course. 732 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,843 Your partner creeps me out. 733 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:54,515 He doesn't say much. 734 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,185 He's just the silent time, but he wants this just as much 735 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,477 HS me. 736 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:00,849 (SCOFFING) Yeah. 737 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,146 Don't you, Chris? 738 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,624 Chris! 739 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:09,126 Yes, of course. 740 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:09,956 And he means it. 741 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:10,893 He means it. 742 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,497 You know, we both do. 743 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,567 We just... we just want to know that you're for real. 744 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,861 Look, I know you haven't known us that long, Nancy, 745 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:18,667 but you can... 746 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:19,635 It's Nerine. 747 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:21,036 What? 748 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,745 My name's Nerine, not Nancy. 749 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:26,195 I just didn't want to use my real name on the internet. 750 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,856 Look, Nerine, we can help you. 751 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,856 I don't want this baby. 752 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,060 [coughing] 753 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,263 I just want cash, OK? 754 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:45,034 Cash. 755 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:48,566 I just want to forget about the whole thing. 756 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,340 Look, Nerine, I want to give you something 757 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:52,836 to show you that we're serious. 758 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,898 Yeah? 759 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:00,943 Will you just her the cash? 760 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:03,549 [airplane engine] 761 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:04,842 Please. 762 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:12,917 This is just as a start. 763 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:17,021 OK'? 764 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,725 I need to go pee. 765 00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:29,366 What? 766 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,940 She's probably going to run, Alex. 767 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:50,589 Fucking hell! 768 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,095 She's in the toilet! 769 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:53,994 She's probably not even pregnant. 770 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:56,829 Have you thought about the father... HIV/AIDS? 771 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:57,663 Who the fuck knows what? 772 00:34:57,963 --> 00:34:58,668 I want this one. 773 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,041 You're living in a dream world. 774 00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:00,634 Yeah? 775 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:01,932 Well, I like it there. 776 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,697 All right. 777 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,835 You can have it. 778 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:43,449 [construction noises] 779 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,885 [groans] 780 00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:52,391 There you go. 781 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:53,389 Holy shit! 782 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:54,186 [chuckling] 783 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,829 It's fucking big! 784 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,281 How many bedrooms has it got? 785 00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,967 Four. 786 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,268 There's a special one for the baby, with its own bathroom. 787 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:03,332 What the fuck does a baby need its own bathroom for? 788 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:07,408 So when they get older, they can have their own space. 789 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,804 It's a load more than I got as a kid. 790 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,513 We just wanted to make sure the baby 791 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:12,508 had everything it could want. 792 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,509 Exactly. 793 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,512 Spoiled if you ask me. 794 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:19,016 Hey, you could help design the nursery. 795 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,516 Yeah, you know? 796 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,189 You could choose the... The colors, or the drapes, 797 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,988 or one of those mobile things above the cot? 798 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:24,989 No, you do it. 799 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,250 I'll do it. 800 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,233 Guys, come on! 801 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,436 The beach is waiting. 802 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:36,727 Come on! 803 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,245 [music playing] 804 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,752 Alex, I thought you might want this. 805 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:30,614 And this. 806 00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,118 And this. 807 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:44,737 Nerine... Nerine, it's... it's beautiful! 808 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:45,736 I think it's ugly. 809 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:46,737 Looks like an alien. 810 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:47,998 But it's your baby! 811 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:57,408 It's not my baby, Alex. 812 00:37:57,675 --> 00:37:58,176 It's yours. 813 00:37:58,476 --> 00:37:59,476 It's just in me. 814 00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:11,414 [gasps] Are you sure you don't want these? 815 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,096 I'm sure. 816 00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:28,372 I don't want this. 817 00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:39,658 MAN (ON TAPE): Where is a good restaurant? 818 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,158 [speaking french] 819 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,668 The menu, please. 820 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,669 [speaking french] 821 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,171 I'm heading off. 822 00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:57,844 OK. 823 00:38:58,136 --> 00:38:59,136 See you later. 824 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:12,988 MAN (ON TAPE): [speaking french] I like my steak well done. 825 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,390 [speaking french] 826 00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:19,832 Yeah... yeah, I'll be home soon. 827 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:23,561 I just have to stay back and have a chat with Bob, 828 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,862 and I'll be out of here. 829 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:30,711 OK. 830 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,002 Bye. 831 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,279 [sighs] Fucking babies. 832 00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:42,586 [Sighs] 833 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,457 [Scoffs] 834 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,261 What's cooking, good looking? 835 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,968 I don't cook. 836 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:55,259 Jump in. 837 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,574 [car starting] 838 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,787 What a shame, it looks like there's no one around. 839 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,755 No audience for Mr. TV Man. 840 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,997 Good. [police siren] 841 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,254 Good. 842 00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:29,667 Well, having people watch is half the fun, isn't it? 843 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,065 No, no. 844 00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:35,243 I spend all my life in front of the camera. 845 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,174 You've got to have something for yourself. 846 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:40,189 I think I'd love to spend some time in front 847 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:43,252 of the camera with you. 848 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,851 [laughing] 849 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:47,263 Who knows, maybe you could find yourself a new career? 850 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:52,427 [laughing] Ah, there are limits, my friend. 851 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:53,958 Charlie, there are limits. 852 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,629 Oh, I don't have any limits. 853 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,332 You're about to find that out. 854 00:40:58,623 --> 00:40:59,931 Here we are. 855 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,636 Is this good enough? 856 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,046 Oh, this looks very naughty! 857 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,684 [seat belt unbuckling] 858 00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:25,515 Well? 859 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,499 [clothing rustling] 860 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:41,701 [moaning] Keep on going! [moaning] Oh! 861 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,637 Oh, fuck! 862 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,641 Oh! 863 00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:45,972 [moaning] 864 00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:50,075 Yeah, yeah. 865 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:50,876 Keep going? 866 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:51,676 Yeah, yeah. 867 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:52,976 Oh, fuck. Oh! 868 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,044 Oh! 869 00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:58,854 Oh, fuck! 870 00:41:59,150 --> 00:41:59,855 The fuck? 871 00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:00,856 Get the fuck out of here! 872 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:01,823 Oh, shit! 873 00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:04,259 Fuck off! 874 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:06,728 Fuck off! 875 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,436 [beeping] 876 00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:09,227 What the fuck... 877 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,699 All right, let's go. 878 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:11,666 What the fuck... 879 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,408 Fucking belts. 880 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,700 Let's get out of here. 881 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,501 Fuck. 882 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:19,271 Oh, fuck. 883 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,570 You all right'? 884 00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:21,605 Yeah. 885 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,551 You'll have to walk from here. 886 00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:29,881 Yeah, cool. 887 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:35,626 You know, you should, um... you call 888 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,764 me, or text me, or something, if you want to do this again. 889 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,764 Great. 890 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,039 Now, listen, Charlie, you're not going to mention 891 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,294 this to anyone, are you? 892 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,534 [scoffs] No. 893 00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:48,038 What do you think I am, stupid? 894 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,609 I'm serious. 895 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,101 You just keep your mouth shut. 896 00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:55,811 Well, most of the time anyway. 897 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:57,279 [car starting] 898 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,782 [music playing] 899 00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:04,481 See you later, Chuck. 900 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:16,234 [Sighs] 901 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,171 Fuck! 902 00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:21,465 What are you doing? 903 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,666 What are you doing? 904 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,616 Shit! 905 00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,616 [sobbing] 906 00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:57,145 Hello? 907 00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,108 Nerine? 908 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,713 What-we're on our way. 909 00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,452 Uh, Nerine, she was admitted... she's pregnant. 910 00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:07,212 Birthing. 911 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:08,149 She's birthing? 912 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,151 Fuck... having a baby? 913 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,016 Where is she? 914 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,452 Who... who are you after'? 915 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:12,716 Nerine. 916 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:13,451 Surname? 917 00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:14,718 Evans. 918 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,530 Mm, no Evans. 919 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,106 Nerine... Nerine, that's all I know. 920 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:27,130 Nerine! 921 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:37,347 Mm, ooh, here we are. 922 00:44:37,642 --> 00:44:39,212 Nerine Thomson. 923 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,548 She's in delivery room B. It's straight down the corridor, 924 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,167 follow the blue line to your left. 925 00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,018 Great! 926 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,420 Uh... just the father. 927 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:49,425 Is... are you the father? 928 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,994 Yeah, yes. Yes, he is. 929 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,966 Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait here. 930 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:53,661 Wait, what? 931 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,165 He's family! 932 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,266 I'm her brother-I'm her half brother, her only 933 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,521 living relative, you can't... 934 00:44:58,729 --> 00:44:59,867 You can see her later. 935 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:00,835 Steve! 936 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:02,270 Alex, I've got to go. 937 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,111 Hey, OK'? 938 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:10,407 It'll be OK. 939 00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:23,794 [non-english speech] 940 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:33,603 [ambulance siren] 941 00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:37,074 [announcer on loudspeaker] 942 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,953 MAN (ON LOUDSPEAKER): Dr. Kelly, prepare clinical operations 943 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:46,478 [inaudible]. 944 00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:47,777 Dr. Kelly. 945 00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:53,924 [non-english speech] 946 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,769 Daddy, you've got a baby boy. 947 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,579 [sobbing] 948 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:33,932 [music playing] 949 00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:47,341 Oh, there you go! 950 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:48,309 There he is! 951 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:49,812 Hello! 952 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,107 [laughing] 953 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,989 He's going to be a surfer when he grows up, Alex. 954 00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:05,288 Yeah? 955 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:52,344 [panting] 956 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,281 [moaning] 957 00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:06,223 [gasping] 958 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:30,477 Steve. 959 00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:31,276 Yeah? 960 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:32,610 Listen to this. 961 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:36,653 It's to the general manager at the firm. 962 00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:39,291 Dear Richard, some time ago, I attended 963 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,153 a seminar where an executive from London 964 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:42,795 had a look at my work. 965 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,590 He'd since contacted me and offered me a great position 966 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:46,595 with his firm... 967 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:48,666 "He's," not "he'd-" "He's." 968 00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:49,494 "He's since?" 969 00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:50,794 Yeah. 970 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,266 OK. 971 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,068 He's since contacted me and offered 972 00:48:57,334 --> 00:49:01,578 me a great position with his firm in the New York office. 973 00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:03,617 I think you know I've always wanted to experience some 974 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:04,985 of the American industry, and would 975 00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:06,420 like to offer my resignation. 976 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,017 I've always enjoyed working at Graphica, 977 00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,427 and would like to thank you for your never failing support 978 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,691 over the last few years. 979 00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:16,463 It's been a great experience working with the team, 980 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:20,299 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 981 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:21,871 Are you sure you're set on this? 982 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,159 Yeah! 983 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,141 I didn't go through all this just to never be around him. 984 00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,012 You do love him, don't you? 985 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:35,305 Of course I do. 986 00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:36,784 You know I do. 987 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,919 I just want to make sure you're not going to do anything 988 00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:39,614 that you're going to regret. 989 00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:40,514 [burps] 990 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:41,380 Excuse you. 991 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,488 Excuse me. 992 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,425 Look, I'm not going to regret anything, all right? 993 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:46,929 I'll open my own freelance connection. 994 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:50,894 I'll call it AT Design. 995 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:55,862 Yeah. 996 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,663 All right. 997 00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:01,041 You know, there's always the option of a full-time nanny. 998 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:01,566 No. 999 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:02,970 No, no, no, no, no. 1000 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,805 I don't want anybody else raising my child. 1001 00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:07,811 Our... our child. 1002 00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:08,709 - Mm. - Sorry. 1003 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,006 Our child. 1004 00:50:15,212 --> 00:50:19,160 Well, so much for the castle. 1005 00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:22,397 [sighs] Guess we can rule out a career in architecture. 1006 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,666 I think he might be better at demolition. 1007 00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:28,426 Demolition? 1008 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:29,261 Yeah. 1009 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,595 Oh, don't say that. 1010 00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:31,566 He'll wind up wearing King G and hanging 1011 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,672 outwith guys called Bubba. 1012 00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:35,932 Don't be an elitist. 1013 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,614 What's up with you? 1014 00:50:42,907 --> 00:50:45,615 It's hard. 1015 00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:47,355 Being a dad? 1016 00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:49,249 No, hiding it. 1017 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,157 One of the makeup girls came in the other day 1018 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,422 with a photograph of her two-year-old son. 1019 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,677 I had to bite my tongue not to tell her about Sam. 1020 00:50:57,922 --> 00:50:59,230 I know. 1021 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,067 I mean, it's hard enough not telling her about you, 1022 00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:02,627 but... but him. 1023 00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,529 Me? 1024 00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:11,034 Me? 1025 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,614 Me? 1026 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,615 [screaming] 1027 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,117 [dramatic music on tv] 1028 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:36,492 Daddy? 1029 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,639 Jesus, can you just take him? 1030 00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:40,663 Sure. 1031 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:41,299 You got him? 1032 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,237 Yup. 1033 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,638 Yay, baby Sam! 1034 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,005 [baby crying] 1035 00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,475 What's the matter? 1036 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,943 I just think he's in a mood. 1037 00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:49,740 A what? 1038 00:51:50,007 --> 00:51:51,007 A mood. 1039 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:51,753 A mood, you know. He's being cranky. 1040 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:52,510 [baby crying] 1041 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:53,481 Shh! 1042 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:54,983 Infants don't have moods. 1043 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:58,624 Hey, hey, what's wrong with you? 1044 00:51:58,916 --> 00:51:59,621 Nothing. 1045 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,123 Nothing. 1046 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,831 Hey, Steve, nothing's wrong with me, all right? 1047 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,328 I'm going down to the shop. 1048 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:07,329 I'm going to get some milk. 1049 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,330 We've got milk. 1050 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:09,297 Yeah, it's off. 1051 00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:10,593 Hey, hang on... hang on. 1052 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:13,039 We'll all go. 1053 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:13,865 To the shops? 1054 00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:15,871 Yeah. 1055 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,544 Yeah, I don't think so. 1056 00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:23,046 [chainsaw on tv] Won't belong. 1057 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:28,016 [screaming on tv] 1058 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:30,019 [baby crying] 1059 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,966 [baby cooing] 1060 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800 Hey. 1061 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:01,044 [baby crying] 1062 00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:03,350 Are you going to cry again on me? 1063 00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:06,150 Oh, that tickles. 1064 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:09,591 Yeah, you like that, don't you? 1065 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,093 Mm? 1066 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:14,232 You like being hung upside down, too, don't you? 1067 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:15,525 Don't you? Yeah? 1068 00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:16,093 [giggling] 1069 00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:18,600 Ahah, uh oh! 1070 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,068 Uh oh! 1071 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:21,570 Uh oh! 1072 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:22,865 I'm stuck upside down... 1073 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,014 [moaning on tv] 1074 00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:31,947 [door opens] 1075 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,552 Took a while. 1076 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,228 I went for a walk. 1077 00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:56,432 Felt like some exercise. 1078 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:08,383 I, uh, got some baby milk. 1079 00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:12,252 And, um, organic [inaudible]. 1080 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:19,555 And this. 1081 00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:28,464 Sam's asleep. 1082 00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:36,479 That's good. 1083 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:39,618 That's good, he... he needed it. 1084 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,196 So, dinner? 1085 00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:58,961 [sighs] Yup. 1086 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:10,206 Dinner. 1087 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,372 [wind chimes] 1088 00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:39,973 We are not of thee, nor are we children at all. 1089 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:43,309 We are nothing, less than nothing, and dreams. 1090 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,815 We are only what might have been, 1091 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:49,523 and must wait upon the tedious shores, 1092 00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,850 or let the millions of ages before we 1093 00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:55,528 have existence and a name. 1094 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,189 What is it? 1095 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:08,165 "Dream-Children, A Reverie," by Charles Lamb. 1096 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:22,716 [music playing] 1097 00:56:23,013 --> 00:56:24,549 [interposing voices] 1098 00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,088 All right, this is [inaudible]. 1099 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:26,921 OK. 1100 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,924 Sammy! 1101 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,631 He's looking... he likes the helicopters. 1102 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,733 Maybe he wants to be a pilot, or something like that. 1103 00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:34,868 He's got the right jacket for it. 1104 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,701 I think he does. 1105 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,700 A happy pilot. 1106 00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:38,961 A happy pilot! 1107 00:56:42,466 --> 00:56:44,241 He likes upside down! 1108 00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:46,138 [giggling] 1109 00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:56,545 No, no! 1110 00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:57,250 [phone ringing] 1111 00:56:57,547 --> 00:56:58,548 All right, all right. 1112 00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:01,056 God, no! 1113 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:02,318 Get it! 1114 00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:02,987 All right, all right, all right. 1115 00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:06,427 Get it, get it! 1116 00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:07,895 Hello? 1117 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:13,437 [whistles] Hey, uh, this is a surprise. 1118 00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:14,731 It's Nerine. 1119 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,978 What? 1120 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:17,938 Nerine? 1121 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,441 How are you? 1122 00:57:19,736 --> 00:57:21,409 [rain pattering] 1123 00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,175 Hello? 1124 00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:32,487 Alex, I'm going to come down tomorrow, OK? 1125 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,823 Uh, OK, sure, whenever. 1126 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,758 I can come pick you up later, if you want. 1127 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:39,956 Hello? 1128 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:46,039 No, I can get a... A mate to drive me. 1129 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,307 How's Sammy? 1130 00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:55,208 [coins clink] [beeping] 1131 00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:57,507 Hello? 1132 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:58,808 Hello? 1133 00:58:02,512 --> 00:58:04,287 Hello? 1134 00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:07,154 Nerine? 1135 00:58:07,451 --> 00:58:11,524 [beep] What do you think this could be about? 1136 00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,362 Money. 1137 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,298 [doorbell] 1138 00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:24,536 [doorbell] 1139 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:27,478 [Sighs] 1140 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:31,414 [slurping] 1141 00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:45,328 [slurping] 1142 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,765 [thunder] 1143 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,266 [slurping] 1144 00:58:58,502 --> 00:58:59,502 It's her fucking kid. 1145 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,881 [thunder] 1146 00:59:07,177 --> 00:59:09,054 It's hers. 1147 00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:11,189 She's its mom. 1148 00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:12,518 Nerine, if... 1149 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:16,026 You said that any time I changed my mind, 1150 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,526 that I could come back. 1151 00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:18,868 But we made an arrangement. 1152 00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:20,402 That was the arrangement, Chris. 1153 00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:22,260 There you go, Chris. 1154 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,631 Chris, problem solved. 1155 00:59:25,929 --> 00:59:29,741 [sighs] All right, OK, let's be reasonable about this. 1156 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:34,709 If you really want Sam back, then we won't oppose you... 1157 00:59:34,971 --> 00:59:36,279 What the fuck you doing? 1158 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,746 Shut up! 1159 00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,362 But we want to know all the facts. 1160 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,477 Now, it was made... 1161 00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,071 [snapping fingers] Hey, hey, hey! 1162 00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:44,873 [whistles] You fucking talk to me, all right? 1163 00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:46,021 You don't worry about her. 1164 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:46,920 You talk to me. 1165 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:50,221 And who the fuck are you? 1166 00:59:50,487 --> 00:59:52,831 Well, I'm glad you asked, Steven. 1167 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:56,725 It's Chris. 1168 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:00,736 Really? 1169 01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:03,807 [laughing] Baby, have we got the right house? 1170 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:04,636 Yeah. 1171 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:05,436 You sure? 1172 01:00:05,735 --> 01:00:06,735 Yeah. 1173 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,082 This is the number 3, isn't it'? 1174 01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:13,343 No, I'm only joking. 1175 01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:14,643 I'm only joking. 1176 01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:16,031 No, I'm... I'm really sorry. 1177 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:25,528 I'll tell you what, I'll bet your viewers don't 1178 01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:28,428 know about this little fucking game show going on here, 1179 01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:30,501 do they? 1180 01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:35,174 So if you don't give her back the fucking kid, mate, 1181 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,776 you won't be giving hugs to your fucking precious fans anymore. 1182 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:41,345 You won't be shining your pearly fucking whites on telly. 1183 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,358 You'll be getting fists in your fucking arse 1184 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,313 until you fucking bleed in jail, cunt. 1185 01:00:45,609 --> 01:00:46,609 You all right'? 1186 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:52,859 But I bet you'd love that, wouldn't you, princess? 1187 01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:54,191 Blackmail's a criminal offense. 1188 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,244 What do you call fucking tricking young girls 1189 01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:57,593 into getting their fucking kid? 1190 01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:02,401 Who the fuck are you? 1191 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:06,037 [baby toy] Show them your ring ring, eh? 1192 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:06,830 See? 1193 01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:08,130 Show 'em your ring. 1194 01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:09,165 Hey. 1195 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,874 See, we're fucking married. 1196 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:13,739 See? 1197 01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:15,516 The fuck? 1198 01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,216 Come to think of it, that makes me the kid's legal guardian... 1199 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,241 Oh, that's debatable. 1200 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,552 You're not even the real father. 1201 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:20,576 How the fuck do you know? 1202 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:28,797 Sammy might be getting a little brother one day. 1203 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,435 Make a real family, something you two fucking faggots 1204 01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:36,885 will never be able to manage. 1205 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,960 Listen, Jake, maybe we can work something out. 1206 01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:40,233 Alex, be careful... 1207 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,175 - Shut... just shut the fuck up! - Just let me... 1208 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:42,836 - Just me fucking do this... - Just give us a week, Nerine! 1209 01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:44,578 - Oh, ho ho. - One week! 1210 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:45,278 A week for them... [baby crying] to fucking get on a plane... 1211 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:46,707 One-one week. 1212 01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:48,347 And then we'll never see those cunts again. 1213 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:48,940 Shut the fuck up, I'm not talking to you. 1214 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:50,274 It's all right, Jakey. 1215 01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:51,177 I'll tell you who's all right, sweetie. 1216 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:52,441 OK? - It's all right. 1217 01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:53,929 No, I'll tell you who's all right. 1218 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:57,124 Right now, I'm saying they're full of fucking shit. 1219 01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:58,414 I'll pay you, cash... 1220 01:01:58,582 --> 01:01:59,083 Steve! 1221 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:00,759 Now, just shut up! 1222 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,051 How much? 1223 01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:06,096 It's a risk we're taking, how fucking much? 1224 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,595 How much? 1225 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,236 $5,000, just until we get this clear in our minds. 1226 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:16,971 Why not'? 1227 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:18,302 Ding ding. 1228 01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:21,913 [laughing] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! 1229 01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:23,725 We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! 1230 01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:24,943 Yeah! 1231 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:25,913 Mr. and Mrs. Faggot just bought themselves 1232 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:26,812 one week's stinking time. 1233 01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:29,283 That's what I'm liking. 1234 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,752 Hey, want to go see him? 1235 01:02:32,048 --> 01:02:33,254 Come on, come on. 1236 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,722 Go get the fucking key. 1237 01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:36,345 Hey, we're giving you five grand... 1238 01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:37,965 Nay, you're giving us five grand 1239 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:39,932 to see whether or not we'll let you see the fucking kid again, 1240 01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:40,457 all right? 1241 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:41,757 [interposing voices] 1242 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,097 [Punch] 1243 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:44,770 [yelling] 1244 01:02:45,061 --> 01:02:46,061 [interposing voices] 1245 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:51,974 Just calm down, sweetie. 1246 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:52,974 Calm down, sweetie... 1247 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:53,975 You're a fucking cunt! 1248 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,306 It's all right. 1249 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,205 I'm just going to grab my shit and leave. 1250 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,480 Is that all right with you? 1251 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,482 You're a real fucking cunt, do you hear me? 1252 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,778 What's that? 1253 01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:03,955 Maybe if I didn't have a fucking ear, 1254 01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:05,954 perhaps Sammy ought to be able to fucking 1255 01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:07,353 hear you better, huh? 1256 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:08,894 Maybe if I didn't have an ear, perhaps Sammy 1257 01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:10,955 won't be able to fucking hear you better. 1258 01:03:11,254 --> 01:03:13,825 [inaudible] 1259 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,263 [phone ringing] 1260 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:24,839 Follow me. 1261 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,309 I dare you. 1262 01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,982 [thumping hood] Got it! 1263 01:03:30,273 --> 01:03:31,273 Got it! 1264 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,478 Going for a ride, mate. 1265 01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:37,684 Here we go! 1266 01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:41,292 Here we go. [car starts] [loud music (on stereo)] 1267 01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,293 [car stalls] [squeaking] 1268 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:48,297 [car starts] [loud music (on stereo)] 1269 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:52,803 [music playing] 1270 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:21,732 [thunder] 1271 01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:54,731 [gasping] 1272 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,709 [moaning] 1273 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:24,929 [moaning] 1274 01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:30,400 [dance music] 1275 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,833 So what are you doing over the weekend? 1276 01:05:33,129 --> 01:05:35,507 Well, I was planning on having a little dinner party. 1277 01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:37,107 Ooh! 1278 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,145 But I'm not going to be inviting these two [inaudible]. 1279 01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:40,773 This is the excitement. 1280 01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:41,741 [laughing] 1281 01:05:42,005 --> 01:05:43,143 Alex! 1282 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,977 Richard, hey, how are you? 1283 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:47,276 Good, good. 1284 01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:48,410 This is, uh, Sandra. 1285 01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:49,146 Hey! 1286 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,446 Hi! 1287 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:51,182 - This is Julian. - Hi. 1288 01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:52,481 Hey. 1289 01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:54,322 And, uh, this is my friend, Steve. 1290 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,153 Oh, hi. 1291 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:59,024 So how was New York? 1292 01:05:59,322 --> 01:06:00,323 Yeah, good. 1293 01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:01,192 It's good. 1294 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:01,969 It's good to see you. 1295 01:06:02,258 --> 01:06:03,703 Yeah, you too. 1296 01:06:03,993 --> 01:06:07,133 Yeah, you know, I've got clients that still miss you, you know. 1297 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:11,207 How about, uh, I get you to come back and work again? 1298 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:12,501 Oh, I don't know. 1299 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,715 So everything good? 1300 01:06:20,009 --> 01:06:20,612 Yeah, man. 1301 01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:22,015 Yeah. 1302 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,950 Yeah, couldn't be better. 1303 01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,490 Well, um, come and have a drink with us, yeah? 1304 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:29,559 Share your stories about the life in the pearl 1305 01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:32,299 of the civilized world, eh? 1306 01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:33,659 Great. 1307 01:06:33,957 --> 01:06:34,526 OK. 1308 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:35,824 Well, well. 1309 01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:36,996 Hm! 1310 01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:38,671 Any other travel secrets you'd like to share? 1311 01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,335 Yeah, how is New York at this time of year? 1312 01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:44,237 New York, New York! 1313 01:06:44,534 --> 01:06:45,534 Where else are you going? 1314 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:46,702 Bahamas next? 1315 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:47,837 [laughing] 1316 01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:53,810 God, what is wrong with both of you tonight? 1317 01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,580 Come on, it's something. 1318 01:06:58,815 --> 01:06:59,850 Oh! 1319 01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:01,822 Shots, maybe? 1320 01:07:02,085 --> 01:07:04,827 God, Gus has got more life in bed than both of you, honestly. 1321 01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:06,248 And that's after a few beers. 1322 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:10,766 Like a bunch of dead fish. 1323 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,897 Mm! 1324 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,373 Bugger, don't worry about them. 1325 01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:15,508 So tell me more about this dinner 1326 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,273 party we're going to have. 1327 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:22,016 Well, I was thinking seafood-themed. 1328 01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:22,773 No! 1329 01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:24,779 I'm over seafood. 1330 01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,074 Let's do Greek. 1331 01:07:31,915 --> 01:07:33,690 [music fades] 1332 01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:39,399 [moaning on tv] 1333 01:08:07,150 --> 01:08:08,891 [baby crying] 1334 01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:10,654 Oh, fuck off. 1335 01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:20,205 Fuck, kid, if you don't fucking shut up, 1336 01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:23,005 I'll fucking shut you up! 1337 01:08:23,299 --> 01:08:24,505 Never mind him, Jakey. 1338 01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:32,115 [baby crying] 1339 01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:35,582 [pounding on door] 1340 01:08:40,183 --> 01:08:41,685 I'm trying to fucking listen, kid! 1341 01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:43,430 I'm trying to fucking listen! 1342 01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:45,927 Fucking shut up, you fucking kid! 1343 01:08:46,189 --> 01:08:47,549 What's the fucking matter with you? 1344 01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:48,692 Fuck off! 1345 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,512 Fucking mind your own fucking business! 1346 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,937 [pounding on door] What is your fucking shit... fucking 1347 01:08:53,196 --> 01:08:53,936 give him nothing! 1348 01:08:54,197 --> 01:08:55,437 Fuck you, kid! 1349 01:08:55,698 --> 01:08:57,871 Fuck and do that all fucking day, too, you know! 1350 01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,874 Leave him the fuck alone, Jakey! 1351 01:09:00,169 --> 01:09:02,409 I could fucking do it all fucking day, longer than you, 1352 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:03,344 you fucking kid! 1353 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,551 You fucked up kid! 1354 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:06,343 Whaa! 1355 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:07,144 Whaa! 1356 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:08,820 [whirring noise] 1357 01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:19,194 He's not going to let Sam go for any single amount. 1358 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,933 He's got the perfect blackmail scenario now. 1359 01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,635 Each time he goes broke, he's going to threaten 1360 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:23,702 to tell the world about us. 1361 01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,070 I could fucking kill the cunt. 1362 01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:27,522 I will fucking kill the cunt. 1363 01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:28,300 Alex, listen. 1364 01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:29,668 I'll fucking kill him. 1365 01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,110 It's not the end of the world. 1366 01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,876 I mean, we could take a break. 1367 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,207 I... I could have a nervous breakdown or something, 1368 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,007 you know'? 1369 01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:38,649 We'll go away. 1370 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:40,581 Why would you care? 1371 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:44,017 You know, he stole our baby, and you want to take a holiday? 1372 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:45,313 I mean... 1373 01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:46,858 How could just say that? 1374 01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:48,327 You're the one that wants to go off to the west indies! 1375 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:49,351 He's my son! 1376 01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:50,190 Your son? 1377 01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:52,591 [stammers] Our son. 1378 01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,027 Don't you think I know that? 1379 01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,358 I don't know! 1380 01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:56,658 I've lost my son, too. 1381 01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:57,430 Oh, you didn't lose him. 1382 01:09:57,727 --> 01:09:58,727 No, no, no. 1383 01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:00,041 You paid that prick to take him. 1384 01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:02,334 You let him go, you fucking tipped like you 1385 01:10:02,598 --> 01:10:04,176 were tipping one of your fucking waiter friends 1386 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,508 for good service. - Oh, fuck you. 1387 01:10:05,768 --> 01:10:06,768 You're a fucking joke. 1388 01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:07,405 Fuck you! 1389 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:09,274 You're a fucking joke! 1390 01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:10,107 Nobody made him. 1391 01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:10,907 Nobody forced. 1392 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:13,448 You did! 1393 01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:16,349 He wasn't even ours. 1394 01:10:16,612 --> 01:10:17,716 He was never ours. 1395 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,190 I want you to leave. 1396 01:10:27,623 --> 01:10:29,864 Get out. 1397 01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:31,126 Get the fuck out! 1398 01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:56,659 [music playing] 1399 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,278 [sobbing] 1400 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:37,894 Hey, Kimber, sweetheart. 1401 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:46,165 Me? 1402 01:12:46,429 --> 01:12:48,534 I want to get messy. 1403 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:49,831 I want to get fucked up. 1404 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,444 [dance music] 1405 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,641 [dramatic music] 1406 01:13:40,783 --> 01:13:42,126 [beeping] 1407 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,125 [buzzer] 1408 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,051 MAN (ON INTERCOM): Yeah, come up. 1409 01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:08,651 [snorting] 1410 01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:12,987 What the fuck happened? 1411 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,091 I've had a fuck few days. 1412 01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:16,351 Sit. 1413 01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:27,995 I don't think I can go home tonight. 1414 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:33,143 I... I don't think I can go home. 1415 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:41,652 We had a fight. 1416 01:14:41,944 --> 01:14:47,360 [snorting] 1417 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:48,650 Over what? 1418 01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:52,559 Family. 1419 01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:55,392 [scoffs] Oh, that one. 1420 01:14:55,691 --> 01:14:59,571 Yeah, always gives me the twitch. 1421 01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:00,862 Me too. 1422 01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:07,309 [inaudible] I don't know, I need more. 1423 01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:09,675 I just-I don't know. 1424 01:15:09,972 --> 01:15:15,217 Steven, it is OK to not want to settle down. 1425 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,184 OK'? 1426 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,051 You are allowed to just give a fuck about yourself. 1427 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:23,762 I mean, babies aren't for everyone. 1428 01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:25,361 We knew we had to be careful. 1429 01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:27,600 He should respect who you are. 1430 01:15:27,890 --> 01:15:28,391 Fucking Alex. 1431 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:31,103 Hey! 1432 01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:32,600 Stop worrying about him. 1433 01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,125 Worry about you, mate. 1434 01:17:02,017 --> 01:17:03,325 [heavy breathing] 1435 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:04,825 Listen, Tim... 1436 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:05,792 What? 1437 01:17:06,088 --> 01:17:07,294 [struggling] Stop! 1438 01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:08,590 Stop! 1439 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,264 Fuck... what the fuck, Steven? 1440 01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:12,767 Get the... get the fuck out! 1441 01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:30,653 [door slams] 1442 01:17:38,521 --> 01:17:39,521 Morning. 1443 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:43,324 I lost my keys. 1444 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:30,039 Where'd you go last night? 1445 01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:33,047 No... don't tell me. 1446 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,213 I'm sorry. 1447 01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:48,930 [ragged breathing] 1448 01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:02,378 [sobbing] I miss you both. 1449 01:19:34,937 --> 01:19:36,678 [tv static] 1450 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:44,153 [nuzzling] There's something I need you to do. 1451 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:49,191 [inaudible] Hey, you got to go for me. 1452 01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:51,158 I can't go to them, Jakey. 1453 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:52,659 [Sighs] 1454 01:19:55,324 --> 01:19:57,634 I can't. 1455 01:19:57,926 --> 01:20:00,099 [inaudible] 1456 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,798 No! 1457 01:20:03,866 --> 01:20:04,367 [slap] 1458 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,044 [interposing voices] 1459 01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,780 I'll fucking do it! 1460 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:10,315 I'll find a guy and I'll get you a couple of hundred, easy! 1461 01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:11,010 Fucking [inaudible] 1462 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,307 [screams] [crying] 1463 01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:13,009 Fuck you! 1464 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:14,379 You fucking will! 1465 01:20:14,677 --> 01:20:16,254 You'll tell them all your fucking troubles! 1466 01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:17,348 I swear! 1467 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:18,990 You fucking did that once before, remember? 1468 01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:20,614 (CRYING) I swear I'll just get the money! 1469 01:20:20,716 --> 01:20:21,456 Fuck off. 1470 01:20:21,717 --> 01:20:22,821 Just get the... 1471 01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:24,195 Listen to me, don't fucking hit me, bitch. 1472 01:20:24,219 --> 01:20:24,720 Eh'? 1473 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,897 You fucking hit me'? 1474 01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,463 Fucking try. 1475 01:20:28,724 --> 01:20:30,067 (LOUDLY) Fucking try it again! 1476 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:33,499 Fucking try it again! 1477 01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:36,299 As if I want fucking petty cash. 1478 01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:40,638 Does it fucking look like I want it? 1479 01:20:40,903 --> 01:20:41,980 I want $100,000 fucking dollars. 1480 01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:42,505 [sobbing] 1481 01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:43,510 I want $100,000- 1482 01:20:43,806 --> 01:20:44,307 How the fuck... 1483 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:45,573 dollars! 1484 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:46,685 Don't fucking [inaudible] back. 1485 01:20:46,709 --> 01:20:47,983 I want 100 grand... 1486 01:20:48,243 --> 01:20:48,983 How the fuck am I meant to ask for that much money? 1487 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:50,587 By fucking tomorrow. 1488 01:20:50,879 --> 01:20:52,559 (SOBBING) What if they don't give it to me? 1489 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:07,203 Jakey, what if they don't give it to me? 1490 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:09,169 [sobbing] 1491 01:21:11,767 --> 01:21:14,509 What did we get the kid for? 1492 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:17,910 What did we get the kid for? 1493 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:20,346 What did we get the kid for? 1494 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:21,849 Hey, Sammy'.! 1495 01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:25,684 [giggling] What did we get the fucking kid for, eh? 1496 01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:27,393 What the fuck did we get him for? 1497 01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:28,683 All right, Jakie, Jakie. 1498 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,591 I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. 1499 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,593 I've got to take, Jake. 1500 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,265 I've got to take him. 1501 01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,534 I've got to take-I've got to take Sammy with me... I... 1502 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:37,969 You fucking won't take him! 1503 01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:39,671 I have to take him with me, otherwise they won't give me... 1504 01:21:39,695 --> 01:21:41,272 You fucking won't fucking take him with you! 1505 01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:42,036 You fucking bitch! 1506 01:21:42,297 --> 01:21:43,708 You fucking don't come back! 1507 01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:45,677 You fucking don't come back or I'll fucking stitch him... 1508 01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:46,202 [screaming] 1509 01:21:46,468 --> 01:21:47,468 [inaudible] 1510 01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,139 Please don't hurt him! 1511 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:50,438 Into Sam. 1512 01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:52,482 I'll fucking stick one into you. 1513 01:21:52,775 --> 01:21:54,254 If you don't fucking come back, I'll 1514 01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:57,149 fucking [inaudible] All right? 1515 01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:58,151 OK'? 1516 01:21:58,447 --> 01:21:59,567 [screaming] Stop it, please! 1517 01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:01,150 You fucking [inaudible] 1518 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:02,952 [static] 1519 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:04,993 [interposing voices] 1520 01:22:17,099 --> 01:22:19,272 [static gets louder] 1521 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:20,740 [scream] 1522 01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:25,317 Oy, squid lips, get your hand off it, we're on. 1523 01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:33,850 Fuck me, Kimber! 1524 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:35,560 You're going to force us into a later time 1525 01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:36,995 slot dressed like that. 1526 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,286 I love it! 1527 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:39,734 Well, if you think it's too much, 1528 01:22:39,855 --> 01:22:41,766 maybe you should come and dress me next time. 1529 01:22:42,024 --> 01:22:43,904 Well, unfortunately, my specialty is undressing, 1530 01:22:44,026 --> 01:22:45,334 isn't it, sweetheart'? 1531 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:46,662 Hm, that works as well. 1532 01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:51,933 No thanks. 1533 01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:57,206 [squeaking] 1534 01:22:58,607 --> 01:23:03,989 Come on, you don't need to go, eh? 1535 01:23:04,279 --> 01:23:06,452 [baby toy] 1536 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:07,955 Where you going to go? 1537 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:08,957 Come on. 1538 01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,458 (SOOTHINGLY) Hey, hey, hey. 1539 01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,466 [inaudible] 1540 01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:19,467 [baby cooing] 1541 01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:21,662 (SOFTLY) Come on. 1542 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:30,980 [inaudible] 1543 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,680 Come on. 1544 01:23:38,981 --> 01:23:39,981 All right. 1545 01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:44,385 Mm. 1546 01:23:51,226 --> 01:23:53,035 [baby cooing] 1547 01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:00,543 [sobbing] 1548 01:24:02,738 --> 01:24:03,738 It's OK, Jakey. 1549 01:24:09,244 --> 01:24:12,054 We have exclusive uncensored footage of Steven Evans' 1550 01:24:12,347 --> 01:24:15,556 wild sex romp in Melbourne that everybody's talking about 1551 01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:17,558 and that Channel 4 didn't want you to see. 1552 01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,526 Let's take a look. 1553 01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:21,392 [moaning] 1554 01:24:26,595 --> 01:24:30,042 You never know who's going to be watching. 1555 01:24:30,299 --> 01:24:32,540 Fucking bullshit! 1556 01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:34,041 Fuck you! 1557 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:35,976 Fuck you! 1558 01:24:36,271 --> 01:24:38,444 [music playing] 1559 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:21,649 [baby crying] 1560 01:25:21,683 --> 01:25:23,321 [voices on tv] 1561 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:35,441 What the fuck? 1562 01:25:35,697 --> 01:25:36,697 How the fuck'? 1563 01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:42,176 How did you fucking get that? 1564 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,678 Holy shit! 1565 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,179 Shut up, Sammy. 1566 01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:47,180 Don't worry, baby. 1567 01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:49,149 It'll be all right. 1568 01:25:49,444 --> 01:25:51,151 [baby crying] 1569 01:25:54,349 --> 01:25:56,669 NARRATOR (ON TV): The embryo is now starting to take shape. 1570 01:26:05,293 --> 01:26:07,569 Fuck. 1571 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:09,536 Fucking [inaudible]. 1572 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:14,041 NARRATOR (ON TV): The top... The trunk of the body 1573 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:15,336 stretches down below. 1574 01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:23,485 The head doesn't look much like a head yet. 1575 01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,988 But at day 15, nerve cells begin to form 1576 01:26:27,249 --> 01:26:29,160 in what will become the brain, as 1577 01:26:29,418 --> 01:26:30,658 well as in the spinal column... 1578 01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:31,719 Jakey? 1579 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,364 NARRATOR (ON TV): which is exposed 1580 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:35,228 and totally unprotected by either skin or bone. 1581 01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,026 Jake? 1582 01:26:43,732 --> 01:26:46,008 [phone ringing] 1583 01:26:53,075 --> 01:26:55,282 Hello? 1584 01:26:55,577 --> 01:26:56,783 [brakes squealing] 1585 01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:02,083 Come on. 1586 01:27:19,034 --> 01:27:21,275 There's still some more stuff in the cot. 1587 01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:22,742 Alex, get the stuff. 1588 01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:24,244 Yup. 1589 01:27:24,539 --> 01:27:27,042 Nerine, get Sam and take him downstairs in the car. 1590 01:27:27,309 --> 01:27:28,310 OK'? 1591 01:27:28,610 --> 01:27:29,610 Sammy, say, bye-bye. 1592 01:27:31,713 --> 01:27:32,713 Bye-bye, Sammy. 1593 01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:45,833 Steve. 1594 01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:48,472 Doesn't he look odd to you? 1595 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:49,764 Yeah. 1596 01:27:59,341 --> 01:28:00,786 He doesn't have a pulse. 1597 01:28:01,076 --> 01:28:02,111 Shit! 1598 01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,448 All right, I'm calling triple zero. 1599 01:28:05,747 --> 01:28:06,953 Hey, put it away. 1600 01:28:07,249 --> 01:28:10,162 We don't have to call anyone. 1601 01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:11,452 We can't! 1602 01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:12,653 Yes, we can. 1603 01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:20,836 Alex, get that stuff and go downstairs now. 1604 01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,129 NOW! 1605 01:28:36,111 --> 01:28:37,852 [car starts] 1606 01:28:40,682 --> 01:28:41,682 OK. 1607 01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:48,729 [voices on tv] 1608 01:29:09,377 --> 01:29:12,688 Now he's yours, [inaudible]. 1609 01:29:12,981 --> 01:29:13,981 He always was. 1610 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:20,162 Alex, I... 1611 01:29:20,422 --> 01:29:23,835 I know, uh, we don't have any legal right to him. 1612 01:29:27,162 --> 01:29:28,368 I know. 1613 01:29:28,663 --> 01:29:30,404 I... I know that. 1614 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:34,704 And if, you know, if you need to be around him, I... 1615 01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:36,003 I understand that. 1616 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:42,686 I... I know how hard it is to be away from him. 1617 01:29:45,914 --> 01:29:48,918 Maybe one day I can be like Auntie Nerine or something. 1618 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:50,890 [Scoffs] 1619 01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:55,535 For right now, I just need to go away. 1620 01:30:08,370 --> 01:30:10,646 [Sighs] 1621 01:30:20,215 --> 01:30:21,215 I'm going to go to bed. 1622 01:30:27,222 --> 01:30:32,222 Nerine, you know, stay for as long as you want, OK? 1623 01:30:40,302 --> 01:30:41,302 You know that? 1624 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:47,310 Stay, stay forever, if you want to. 1625 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:50,021 Forever? 1626 01:30:50,312 --> 01:30:51,312 Nothing lasts forever. 1627 01:31:16,504 --> 01:31:17,824 SAM: But the sad truth to all this 1628 01:31:18,006 --> 01:31:20,509 is that, legally, we're only Sam's guardians. 1629 01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:25,724 In the eyes of the law, we're his protectors, his providers, 1630 01:31:26,014 --> 01:31:29,052 his defenders, and his friends. 1631 01:31:29,351 --> 01:31:34,391 But the law will not allow us to be called his fathers. 1632 01:31:34,689 --> 01:31:37,169 Now, I want every man and woman to be 1633 01:31:37,459 --> 01:31:41,134 able to feel the joy that I feel, 1634 01:31:41,396 --> 01:31:44,707 so I've decided to end my career in television 1635 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,072 and join the G&L Alliance for the sole purpose 1636 01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:52,079 of completely legalizing adoption for same-sex couples. 1637 01:31:52,374 --> 01:31:54,547 [applause] 1638 01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:00,522 [cheering] 1639 01:32:00,815 --> 01:32:02,522 [music playing] 1640 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:12,359 How do you feel? 1641 01:32:17,432 --> 01:32:18,432 Proud. 1642 01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,685 My dad called. 1643 01:32:26,941 --> 01:32:27,941 Wants to meet up. 1644 01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:35,249 Scared, Alex? 1645 01:32:40,088 --> 01:32:43,797 Being scared, it... it doesn't mean you're weak. 1646 01:32:48,963 --> 01:32:51,409 I just want Sam to feel proud of me. 1647 01:32:51,699 --> 01:32:52,699 He will be. 1648 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:59,374 We've witnessed the commitment of two people in love. 1649 01:32:59,641 --> 01:33:03,248 Two men, which is right. 1650 01:33:03,545 --> 01:33:07,823 But it doesn't only mean a union between Steven and Alex, 1651 01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:10,995 it also signifies a family. 1652 01:33:11,286 --> 01:33:15,234 Steven, Alex, and their son, Sam, 1653 01:33:15,490 --> 01:33:19,063 whom they will nurture and bring up to be the man they 1654 01:33:19,327 --> 01:33:21,807 want him to be. 1655 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:27,604 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Steven and Alex. 1656 01:33:27,902 --> 01:33:29,939 [applause] 1657 01:33:39,514 --> 01:33:41,187 [whooping] 1658 01:33:52,527 --> 01:33:54,336 [honking] 1659 01:33:59,434 --> 01:34:01,880 [glass clinking] Ladies and gentlemen, 1660 01:34:02,170 --> 01:34:04,548 please charge your glasses and join me in a toast 1661 01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:08,218 to the happy couple, the two grooms, Alex and Steven. 1662 01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:11,218 Alex and Steven! 1663 01:34:11,513 --> 01:34:12,513 [whooping] 1664 01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:16,351 [cheering] 1665 01:34:30,365 --> 01:34:31,673 [heavy breathing] 1666 01:34:50,818 --> 01:34:52,092 [moaning] 1667 01:36:53,007 --> 01:36:56,147 [music playing] 108419