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Merry Christmas.
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Oh, my Santa.
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Guys, I worked 60 hours this week.
It's four o'clock on Christmas Eve,
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and you still haven't gotten
the house Christmas-ready?
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- Come on. Work with me.
- You said, "Get in the Christmas spirit,"
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so we're watching the most heartwarming
Christmas movie ever made -
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Die Hard.
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Die Hard?
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- "Yippee-ki-yay, moth..."
- Hey, don't finish that thought.
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Oh, come on, people.
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I don't smell cookies. I don't see tinsel.
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I haven't checked the halls,
but I am assuming they are not decked.
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Mother, I tried, but they just don't have
the Christmas spirit
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like you, me, and Tommy.
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None of these lollygaggers
moved a muscle.
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They refused to hang the stockings
with or without care.
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Ooh, Die Hard.
Now it feels like Christmas.
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Oh.
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See what I've been working with?
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Oh, I knew I could count on Kimmy
for some Christmas spirit.
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Are you gonna put out presents?
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Not unless someone wants
my sweaty gym socks.
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This is my laundry bag.
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Okay, that's it.
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- Wait!
- Mom!
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With Dad, Uncle Jesse,
and Aunt Becky visiting Michelle,
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I was counting on you guys.
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You are all on my naughty list.
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You're not gonna tell Santa, are you?
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There's no option off the table.
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I'm gonna see him in 45 minutes
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because I am taking
Max and Tommy to the mall.
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And when I get back, this room
better be filled with so many Santas,
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I couldn't even swing
a red-nosed reindeer without hitting one.
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There's no time for relaxation, people.
It's Christmas!
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I should probably take Tommy.
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- Aw...
- Ohh...
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- All right.
- One, two, three, four.
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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Then it hit me.
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Silent night, holy night.
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Santa flies his sleigh through a hole
in the space-time continuum.
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That's how he's able
to get to every home in one night.
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What don't you say out loud? Ha ha.
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Kimmy, what are you doing?
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Duh. I'm leaning over the railing
in a dangerous fashion.
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No, no, no. You can't do that.
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You're pregnant with my baby.
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Why do I keep forgetting that?
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I really should look down more often.
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Whoa, did you double in size overnight?
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Sure did. Second trimester started today.
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When we Gibblers pop, we blow up
like a tick on a water buffalo.
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Pregnant Gibblers
also have heightened senses,
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but not the normal ones, like throwing up
when you smell chicken or library books.
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We get ultra-sensitive hearing.
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Yep. In 1775,
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Great-Great-Great Grandma Gibbler
heard the British coming.
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That jerk Paul Revere took all the credit
'cause she was too fat to get on a horse.
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Hey, what are you doing
with all these old clothes?
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Oh, I am collecting donations
for the homeless shelter.
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I'm volunteering there
for school community service.
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Wow. That's so cool
your school makes you do that.
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You know we go to the same school?
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I hear DJ coming.
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Now, there's someone
with the Christmas spirit.
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Quick, get rid of all the Santas.
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You mean the hundred Santas
that you asked us to put up?
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Don't use my words against me.
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Tommy is suddenly terrified of Santa.
He had a meltdown at the mall.
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It couldn't have been that bad.
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SANTA AND ME
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- Yeesh.
- Yeesh.
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You know, it's funny,
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I have that same picture of me
on Russell Brand's lap.
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Don't ask.
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Hey, Max. How did you like Santa?
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It was terrific.
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I'm no linguist, but it's almost like
he was saying it wasn't terrific.
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But Max is Mr. Christmas.
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Not anymore.
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I mean, he was fine
until we got in line to meet Santa,
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and then he suddenly announced
that he was over Christmas.
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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He just left the line
and spent the next four hours
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in a massage chair at Brookstone
eating Korean BBQ.
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That sounds like the best Christmas ever.
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It does, doesn't it?
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Oh, but instead, I've got two kids
who have gone full Grinch on me
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and a boyfriend
who won't be here for Christmas.
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Well, at least Steve
left you that sweet voice mail.
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Yeah, it was sweet. I miss...
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Wait. How did you know
about the voice mail?
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I just listened to it in the car.
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My Gibbler pregnancy hearing.
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Wait. You didn't hear anything else,
did you?
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Of course not... Boo Bear.
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Hey, Rocki,
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it's me again.
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When you get this, give me a holla. Holla!
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I've left her five messages
and haven't heard back.
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Maybe she can't hear you
over that sweater.
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Oh, wait, wait. No, Kimmy.
Here... let me help you with that.
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Here we go. The milk, the cookie...
Tiny bite. Okay.
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You gonna be like this
the whole pregnancy?
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No. I, like your pregnancy,
am going to get worse as time goes on.
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Santa cookies, no. You have to
get rid of those before Tommy sees them.
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No problem.
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Why didn't you just hide them?
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I didn't each lunch.
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I just... I don't understand
why Tommy's so afraid of Santa.
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Maybe it's because Santa
is a bearded stranger
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who breaks into your house
and steals your milk.
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Or he's a jolly, magical friend
who brings you presents.
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Only after he passes judgment on you
in a punitive fashion.
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Oh. Sounds like somebody's
got a case of the bah humbugs.
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Hey. Max, what's going on?
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You're usually my Christmas hype man,
spreading Yuletide cheer.
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That's the old me.
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I'm too mature
for all this Christmas nonsense.
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Wha... Wha...
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Too mature for Christmas?
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There's no such thing.
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Does anybody got a crayon?
I got to finish my letter for Santee.
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Hey, Steve. Just leaving you
another voice mail.
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You're probably doing Lakers stuff.
We'll be watching the game tonight.
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So, hopefully someone will roll an ankle,
and we'll get to see you on TV.
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And, Kimmy, if you are super-listening,
please stop.
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Sure thing, Boo Bear.
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Bye, honey.
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Got your text. What's up?
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What's up is that it's Christmas Eve,
your favorite day of the year,
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and that includes the season premiere
of Blue Bloods.
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Told you. That's old Max.
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Well, I miss old Max.
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Everyone does.
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And that is why we are going to do
everything we can
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to get you back into the Christmas spirit,
Fuller style.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I present to you
the Fuller Family Holiday Extravaganza.
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That's sort of not fair since you know
how much I love an extravaganza.
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Wait. Hold on.
Lady with a baby coming through.
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Let the cavalcade begin.
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It's an extravaganza.
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Oh. Well, then I want my money back.
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First up in our pageant
of Christmas cheer...
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Oh, wait. It's a pageant?
Oh, then keep my money.
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You know him.
You love him. It's...
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Tommy Jr.
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Yeah, Tommy!
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Here's your paper, sir.
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Thanks, Tommy,
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but by now, all the Japanese markets
have already closed.
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Tough crowd, Tommy. Okay.
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All right, next up -
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he has a heart of gold and abs of steel.
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You know him
as Jeremiah Jeff Coat Johnson,
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Jimmy Gibbler.
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Yeah, Jimmy.
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Does anybody else taste pennies?
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I appreciate the effort,
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but how is this supposed to
get me in the Christmas spirit?
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Don't know.
He was supposed to sing "Jingle Bells."
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Max, honey. I don't know
what's upsetting you, but we're a family,
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and none of us can have a happy Christmas
unless you have a happy Christmas.
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Will you at least help us
finish decorating the tree?
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Sure.
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Okay.
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- Come on. Grab an ornament.
- Here. Let's decorate.
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Here we go.
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Here you go, Max.
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Oh, no.
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I know what this is about.
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Knock-knock.
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I'm not here.
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Max, I think we should talk
about what's upsetting you.
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Who says I'm upset?
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A house full of people who love you.
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I think I know what's bothering you.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Because I used to have similar feelings
around the holidays.
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I miss my dad. I miss him so much.
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Oh, honey, I miss him, too.
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Every day so much.
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Today, at the mall...
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we were in line for Santa,
and I kept seeing kids with their dads.
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Yeah, that made you sad?
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I see kids with their dads all the time,
but it never made me sad before.
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And then today,
it just hit me out of nowhere.
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Yeah, that's what grief is like.
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It just has a way of sneaking up on you.
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But why did it have to pick Christmas Eve?
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Why couldn't it have been
Jackson's birthday?
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You know, Max...
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when I was your age,
I lost my mom, your grandma.
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And the holidays were always so hard
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because they're supposed to be
about fun and celebration.
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But sometimes, they just kind of
left a hole in my heart.
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So what'd you do?
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Well...
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there was one thing
that Grandpa Danny would do for me
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when I was missing my mom.
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He would show me home movies of her
to help me remember her.
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It was almost like she was there.
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That must have been nice.
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Yeah, it was.
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Honey, do you want to watch movies
of you and your dad?
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I know it's something you've been
having trouble letting yourself do.
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I think I'd like that.
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I'm proud of you for spending
your Christmas Eve helping others.
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Thanks. You know, I know it started
as a school assignment,
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but it made me realize
how fortunate we are.
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I like giving back.
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Maybe I'll do it more often.
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I'm so glad you feel that way.
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But I still want my scarf back.
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Here, you can have this sweater.
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- Isn't that Stephanie's?
- Sure is.
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Oh, Kimmy. There you are.
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Can I make you a snack?
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Oh, I'm not hungry.
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Yeah, but the baby is, right? And...
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if the baby is anything like me,
which it will be, because it's mine,
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its favorite food is going to be
tableside guacamole.
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Steph, stop. I'm really not hungry.
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I know what you need.
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According to all my baby books
and Winnie-the-Pooh,
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everyone loves a belly rub.
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Okay, you really need to stop.
Oh. But that does feel good.
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Whatever you do, don't stop.
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I never thought I would mind
Stephanie Tanner doting on me.
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But why are you doing this?
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Because... I feel grateful.
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And a little guilty.
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It's my baby,
but you're doing all the work.
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I know I shouldn't,
but sometimes I feel inadequate.
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First of all, no one with those hands
should ever feel inadequate.
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And besides, Steph, you're my partner
every step of the way.
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I just wanna be involved.
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I mean, the truth is, I've...
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never had my friend carry my baby before.
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You called me your friend?
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I've waited 30 years to hear that.
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I should have had your baby
in middle school.
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Ladies, we wanted to give you
a special gift
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so that you'll always have something
to remember your pregnancy.
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Well, there will be a baby.
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But... until that time,
enjoy this token of our appreciation
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from the baby daddies
to the baby mamas.
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- We went halfsies on it.
- Halfsies.
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I have not received a PayPal.
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Aw!
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It's our first baby picture.
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Don't worry. When the baby comes out,
it'll be in color.
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Oh, Max, look how cute you were.
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Okay, everyone, give me a wave.
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00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,489
Oh. Hey, Max,
look up at Jackson.
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- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!
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I miss Dad, too.
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00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,543
I miss when you knew
how to frame a shot.
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There's the Max we love.
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00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,517
Hey, Mom. Wha... No. Hold on.
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Mom, are you all right?
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00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,528
It must be the hormones.
I'm feeling it, too.
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Feeling better, Max?
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I am.
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Man, was I cute.
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00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:50,921
Kimmy, what's going on?
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00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,843
You know in the video when Tommy Sr.
took the phone call and...
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00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,386
none of you could hear it?
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00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,556
Well, I could with my Gibbler hearing.
273
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,519
Tommy wanted to give his kids
the best Christmas ever.
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He even bought these special presents
and hid them here at Danny's house.
275
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,526
I had no idea.
276
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,030
They were in that weird cabinet
above the washer.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
278
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,868
Wait. We have a washer?
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00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:34,131
Tommy, it's just like the one I broke.
Be careful, little man.
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00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,969
Wow, a Wii U.
281
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,806
That's exactly what I wanted
when they still made them.
282
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,728
It's a watch.
283
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,440
It's just like the one Dad used to wear.
284
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It's perfect.
285
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,030
Well, since I'm passing out
Christmas miracles...
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he left one for you, too.
287
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,667
"Merry Christmas, my beloved wife.
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00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,170
All I ever want is for you to be happy
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00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,297
each and every day.
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00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,841
Love, Tommy."
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It's so ugly.
292
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,147
Oh.
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00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,986
Oh, he always had such awful taste.
294
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,447
I love it.
295
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,618
Thanks, Mom.
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00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,664
Maybe I'm not too immature
for the holidays.
297
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,792
Welcome back, Mr. Christmas.
298
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,299
Okay. Well, normally on Christmas Eve,
299
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,927
my dad would be up here
giving some long-winded speech
300
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,764
about an obscure relative
we've never heard of or met.
301
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,768
So if he asks, just tell him I did that.
302
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,812
Hear, hear!
303
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:12,897
Good story.
304
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,903
But I do wanna say
how truly grateful I am
305
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,447
that we're all able
to spend the holiday together.
306
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,785
Oh, hey, Jackson.
I said no phones at the table.
307
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,288
It's okay, Mom.
It's another Christmas miracle.
308
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,831
Rocki just texted me back.
309
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,920
She said "holla."
310
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,675
People are throwing the word "miracle"
around pretty loosely.
311
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:44,804
So where was I?
312
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,431
We are truly blessed.
313
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:51,018
Santa. Santa.
314
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,564
Oh, no.
I hope we didn't miss another Santa.
315
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,192
Ho ho ho!
316
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:07,117
Merry Christmas!
317
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,285
It's Santa!
318
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,083
- Hey, Joey!
- Hi, Joey!
319
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,418
Oh, yeah, Joey, right.
320
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,753
Of course, it's Joey.
321
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,218
Aw, Tommy.
You're not afraid of Santa anymore.
322
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,719
I love Santa Joey.
323
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,596
Aw.
324
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,431
Joey, what are you doing here?
325
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,352
Well, a couple of Santa's elves
named Jackson and Ramona
326
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:38,524
texted me and said that someone here
was afraid of Old Saint Nick.
327
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,695
So I hopped in my sleigh
and flew right over.
328
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:47,032
Luckily,
I was already wearing my Santa suit.
329
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,245
Ginger has a thing.
330
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,165
Great.
331
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,961
We were about to have
Christmas Eve dinner.
332
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,882
Well, you know me. I'm never one
to turn down a free turkey leg.
333
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,634
Oh, look, there's one right there.
334
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,142
As I was saying...
335
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:17,563
Christmas is one of the most holy
and sacred days of the year.
336
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:22,026
I said no phones at...
Oh, that's mine.
337
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,656
Steve, hi.
338
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,743
Oh, I miss you so much.
339
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,203
Me too.
There's so much I want to say to you.
340
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,830
Yeah, like what?
341
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,256
Like, I'm standing right behind you.
342
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,718
That's not that romantic.
343
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,306
Oh, no, I'm actually
standing right behind you.
344
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,975
What? Wait. What are you doing h...
345
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,603
Wait. What are you doing here?
346
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:04,318
Aren't you supposed to be with the Lakers.
Aren't they playing right now?
347
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:08,280
I quit. Kind of. If Magic Johnson calls,
don't tell him I'm here.
348
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,660
You quit? But that's your dream job.
349
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:15,621
Yeah, but I have dreams
that are more important than that.
350
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,332
- Aw.
- Aw.
351
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,168
Look, Deej, we've been waiting 25 years.
352
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:25,839
We owe it to ourselves once and for all
to just see how we are as a couple.
353
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,800
Aw.
354
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,305
Oh, we're not doing that anymore?
355
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,232
Aw, I knew this was gonna be
a great Christmas.
356
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:47,611
Come on, everybody, let's eat.
Okay, let me... Grab a chair.
357
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,907
Oh. Does anyone hear that?
358
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,034
Oh, wait. Only I can.
359
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,370
I hear it.
360
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,456
What do I hear?
361
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,627
It's snowing in San Francisco.
362
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,964
- Snowing?
- It doesn't snow here.
363
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,064
I know!
364
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,104
One, two, three, four.
365
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,820
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