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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,806 ♪ I believe in fairy tales and serendipitous encounters 2 00:00:03,808 --> 00:00:06,387 ♪ Catch a tiger by the tail and make a wish 3 00:00:06,389 --> 00:00:07,560 ♪ Drink from the fountain 4 00:00:07,562 --> 00:00:11,567 ♪ Oh, oh oh, oh oh 5 00:00:14,770 --> 00:00:16,269 ♪ I believe love will prevail 6 00:00:16,271 --> 00:00:18,037 ♪ The path is clear for me to follow 7 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:19,972 ♪ Shooting stars will leave a trail 8 00:00:19,974 --> 00:00:22,074 ♪ For me to fill with joy and sorrow 9 00:00:22,076 --> 00:00:26,081 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 10 00:00:29,919 --> 00:00:36,925 ♪ Leave your fear of love behind 11 00:00:37,226 --> 00:00:44,234 ♪ Let you dreaming be your guide 12 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:51,673 ♪ If you seek then you shall find 13 00:00:56,611 --> 00:01:00,749 ♪ I believe in fairy tales and serendipitous encounters 14 00:01:03,352 --> 00:01:07,689 ♪ I believe in fairy tales and serendipitous encounters 15 00:01:07,691 --> 00:01:10,074 Subtitles by explosiveskull 16 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,895 Rick, you're not supposed to see me like this. 17 00:01:14,897 --> 00:01:19,131 Well don't just stand there, hand me a towel. 18 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:23,103 Sorry Gwyneth although in this light with absolutely 19 00:01:23,105 --> 00:01:25,174 no clothes on you look... 20 00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:29,177 Rick we barely even know each other! 21 00:01:36,885 --> 00:01:38,118 [Jenny] Do you know what time it is? 22 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,319 Um, 10:30 I think. 23 00:01:40,321 --> 00:01:42,791 I wanted to sleep in, ugh. 24 00:01:48,263 --> 00:01:51,063 What are you doing here? 25 00:01:51,065 --> 00:01:54,070 Aren't you supposed to be at school? 26 00:01:57,106 --> 00:01:59,271 Isn't it a school day? 27 00:01:59,273 --> 00:02:00,273 Not until noon. 28 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:02,375 End of school picnic. 29 00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:04,677 Really, they still have those? 30 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:06,012 Those always suck. 31 00:02:06,014 --> 00:02:07,713 Mom. 32 00:02:07,715 --> 00:02:11,318 Shit, I'll try to be more positive. 33 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,021 I'm getting better at that though, haven't you noticed? 34 00:02:14,023 --> 00:02:15,722 You're doing great Mom. 35 00:02:15,724 --> 00:02:16,726 Thank you. 36 00:02:24,032 --> 00:02:25,766 Why do you always have to do that? 37 00:02:25,768 --> 00:02:27,971 I mean, it's still morning. 38 00:02:28,936 --> 00:02:29,805 Cramps. 39 00:02:37,212 --> 00:02:39,046 Much better! 40 00:02:39,048 --> 00:02:40,112 (laughing) 41 00:02:40,114 --> 00:02:43,717 Baby Bird is finishing sixth grade! 42 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:44,988 That is so wild! 43 00:02:46,954 --> 00:02:49,321 Oh I can't be that old. 44 00:02:49,323 --> 00:02:51,391 Am I really that old? 45 00:02:51,393 --> 00:02:52,261 Ugh. 46 00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:54,361 You know what you should do? 47 00:02:54,363 --> 00:02:56,329 Stay home from school and watch movies with me. 48 00:02:56,331 --> 00:02:59,165 Watch movies with me all day, yes, yes! 49 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:00,300 You can't make me stay home from school. 50 00:03:00,302 --> 00:03:02,704 (giggling) 51 00:03:06,742 --> 00:03:08,877 God you are a weird kid. 52 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:11,744 Coffee? 53 00:03:11,746 --> 00:03:13,413 (gentle music) 54 00:03:13,415 --> 00:03:15,284 Thank you Baby Bird. 55 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,038 There's seriously nothing in here. 56 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,839 There's like pickles and yogurt. 57 00:03:39,841 --> 00:03:41,241 That is not true. 58 00:03:41,243 --> 00:03:43,976 There's like corned beef hash and french fries 59 00:03:43,978 --> 00:03:45,778 I brought home from work last night. 60 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,247 I can't keep eating your diner food. 61 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:51,183 Stop complaining, it's not that bad if you nuke it first. 62 00:03:51,185 --> 00:03:52,486 I hate grocery shopping. 63 00:03:52,488 --> 00:03:53,486 Then let me do it. 64 00:03:53,488 --> 00:03:54,788 I keep asking you and you never let me do it. 65 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:55,956 - No! - Why? 66 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:57,022 Kids do not grocery shop. 67 00:03:57,024 --> 00:03:58,361 It's like, wrong. 68 00:04:00,028 --> 00:04:02,329 But then you wouldn't be all crabby about doing it 69 00:04:02,331 --> 00:04:05,297 and then we'd have apples and eggs and stuff. 70 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:08,036 Okay, I am totally not crabby. 71 00:04:09,837 --> 00:04:11,808 You're totally crabby. 72 00:04:14,877 --> 00:04:16,476 Those are Grandma's. 73 00:04:16,478 --> 00:04:17,943 She's in India. 74 00:04:17,945 --> 00:04:22,315 Besides, she told me I could wear her stuff. 75 00:04:22,317 --> 00:04:24,551 She didn't tell me that. 76 00:04:24,553 --> 00:04:25,421 Well. 77 00:04:32,461 --> 00:04:34,426 [Jenny] They're too big for you. 78 00:04:34,428 --> 00:04:35,298 I know. 79 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:37,664 Well you better be super careful and not get 80 00:04:37,666 --> 00:04:40,366 anything on them otherwise she'll never stop giving me crap. 81 00:04:40,368 --> 00:04:41,435 I will. 82 00:04:41,437 --> 00:04:45,374 ("Find A Little Love" by Nick D' and the Believers) 83 00:04:46,308 --> 00:04:47,142 Bye Mom. 84 00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:52,044 ♪ I know a girl she once said to me 85 00:04:52,046 --> 00:04:56,184 ♪ That what you get ain't always what you see 86 00:04:59,555 --> 00:05:01,955 ♪ There's a shine behind all the rocks and trees 87 00:05:01,957 --> 00:05:06,028 ♪ The way you look man is poetry 88 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:11,263 ♪ And while you're young you gotta stamp your feet 89 00:05:11,265 --> 00:05:15,403 ♪ Don't be afraid to ever make a scene 90 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,840 ♪ They might see yeah they might say 91 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:24,980 ♪ Gotta let it rain gotta let it rain 92 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:30,317 ♪ But if there's a way if there's a way 93 00:05:30,319 --> 00:05:34,457 ♪ Gotta let them know let them know 94 00:05:37,892 --> 00:05:42,030 ♪ Find a little love before you go 95 00:05:45,601 --> 00:05:47,267 Hi Miss Selena. 96 00:05:47,269 --> 00:05:48,805 Oh my goodness. 97 00:05:49,538 --> 00:05:53,373 Robin, you look so extra pretty today. 98 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,442 Thank you, so do you. 99 00:05:55,444 --> 00:05:56,676 Thank you. 100 00:05:56,678 --> 00:05:58,878 Hey which of the boys do you think is gonna throw up first 101 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,382 after eating too much cake and ice cream and soda? 102 00:06:02,384 --> 00:06:04,116 Boys are so gross. 103 00:06:04,118 --> 00:06:06,286 Some can be nice. 104 00:06:06,288 --> 00:06:07,889 You gonna go over? 105 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:12,928 Um, you know I think I'll just, think I'll... 106 00:06:14,529 --> 00:06:17,867 [Selena] Here, have some ginger ale. 107 00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:23,238 Thanks. 108 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:32,578 [Boy] Ball! 109 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:35,250 (mellow music) 110 00:06:39,221 --> 00:06:41,023 [Boy] Carlos, ball. 111 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:45,625 Hey you wanna listen to a song? 112 00:06:45,627 --> 00:06:48,060 My cousin wrote it. 113 00:06:48,062 --> 00:06:48,897 Sure. 114 00:06:56,505 --> 00:06:59,242 You gotta put both of them in. 115 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:09,114 [Dominic] Girl, you're a dancer. 116 00:07:09,116 --> 00:07:10,717 No, I'm not. 117 00:07:10,719 --> 00:07:12,017 You were dancing. 118 00:07:12,019 --> 00:07:13,520 That beat was epic, right? 119 00:07:13,522 --> 00:07:15,955 Yo let me see your speaker, man. 120 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:16,823 Thanks. 121 00:07:16,825 --> 00:07:19,258 Man, never thought I'd see you dance. 122 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:22,996 White girl like you always so pretty and pink and perfect. 123 00:07:22,998 --> 00:07:25,332 Leave her alone man, that beat was epic. 124 00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:29,501 So I heard you used to live in the Valley. 125 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:30,503 You're from the Valley? 126 00:07:30,505 --> 00:07:31,570 Yeah, Reseda, mostly. 127 00:07:31,572 --> 00:07:33,205 [Carlos] That's cool. 128 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:34,606 My uncle Charlie lives in the Valley. 129 00:07:34,608 --> 00:07:36,609 It's frigging hot there bro. 130 00:07:36,611 --> 00:07:39,078 So how come you never talk? 131 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,479 I mean unless you have like 132 00:07:40,481 --> 00:07:42,382 the answer in class or something. 133 00:07:42,384 --> 00:07:43,319 Um, I dunno. 134 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:48,053 Guess I'm just always thinking about stuff. 135 00:07:48,055 --> 00:07:49,055 [Richard] Like what? 136 00:07:49,057 --> 00:07:51,160 Like how perfect she is. 137 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:56,363 It's picnic day and little miss perfect brought a book. 138 00:07:56,365 --> 00:07:58,567 (laughing) 139 00:08:00,301 --> 00:08:01,169 Well. 140 00:08:05,474 --> 00:08:07,474 Little miss perfect from the Valley 141 00:08:07,476 --> 00:08:10,342 always has to do everything all perfect. 142 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:12,145 I'm not trying to be perfect. 143 00:08:12,147 --> 00:08:13,346 Oh yes you are. 144 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:16,085 I'm not trying to be anything. 145 00:08:17,051 --> 00:08:17,719 Huh. 146 00:08:20,322 --> 00:08:24,356 Well I know one thing you didn't do perfect today. 147 00:08:24,358 --> 00:08:25,625 What? 148 00:08:25,627 --> 00:08:27,226 You forgot to wear a tampon! 149 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:28,495 (laughing) 150 00:08:28,497 --> 00:08:29,462 Look at that! 151 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:31,063 Didn't anyone ever tell you to wear a tampon 152 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:32,734 if you're gonna bleed? 153 00:08:33,768 --> 00:08:34,970 White jeans? 154 00:08:43,677 --> 00:08:46,214 (rock music) 155 00:08:47,248 --> 00:08:48,548 ♪ Oh yeah 156 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:49,816 ♪ Now listen 157 00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:51,617 ♪ Back open roads 158 00:08:51,619 --> 00:08:53,218 ♪ Down the city 159 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,688 ♪ Playing the music I love 160 00:08:56,690 --> 00:09:00,559 ♪ Somehow I can't get my mind off of you 161 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:02,261 Mom! (gasps) 162 00:09:02,263 --> 00:09:03,263 [Jenny] Oh my god! 163 00:09:03,265 --> 00:09:04,130 Mom! 164 00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:06,131 Okay, Arlo, will you turn off the... 165 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:08,568 What are you doing here? 166 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,437 I think I'm bleeding to death or something! 167 00:09:10,439 --> 00:09:11,438 - What? - What? 168 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,139 Mom look, Arlo, don't. 169 00:09:13,141 --> 00:09:14,142 Oh my god. 170 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,144 (laughing) 171 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:21,081 You're not bleeding, you got your first period! 172 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:24,217 Oh Arlo she got her first period. 173 00:09:24,219 --> 00:09:25,351 Oh. 174 00:09:25,353 --> 00:09:26,553 - Mom! - Honey! 175 00:09:26,555 --> 00:09:27,553 You've got your period! 176 00:09:27,555 --> 00:09:29,555 I think I'm gonna just step out for a smoke. 177 00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:30,789 (laughing) 178 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:31,790 Stop laughing! 179 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,760 I don't know what... 180 00:09:33,762 --> 00:09:35,495 Oh my god, those are Grandma's white jeans. 181 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:37,230 (gasps) What am I? 182 00:09:37,232 --> 00:09:40,732 Honey, Baby Bird, this is a really great moment, 183 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:42,869 - you got your period! - Mom, stop it! 184 00:09:42,871 --> 00:09:44,203 Okay, okay. 185 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:45,074 What? 186 00:09:46,608 --> 00:09:49,641 (coughing) 187 00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:50,512 Okay. 188 00:09:52,414 --> 00:09:53,813 In an ideal world what would you want me 189 00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:57,149 to do right now because I can do it. 190 00:09:57,151 --> 00:09:58,818 I mean Grandma is gonna flip over those jeans 191 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:02,789 but let's not talk about that right now. 192 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:04,524 But I mean when I got my first period she did not 193 00:10:04,526 --> 00:10:06,759 handle it well, she was all like "here's a pamphlet, 194 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:09,562 "I hope you don't have any questions." 195 00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:11,331 And then slam. 196 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,398 I was at the picnic. 197 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,602 In white jeans. 198 00:10:14,636 --> 00:10:16,535 Okay, everybody saw. 199 00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:19,172 That girl Rachel told everybody! 200 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:21,510 I don't even know what to do! 201 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:29,118 ♪ Da da da da da 202 00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:33,752 Happy first day of your first period. 203 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,557 You're not helping. 204 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:39,424 I am trying to cheer you up. 205 00:10:39,426 --> 00:10:41,660 It's not my fault if you don't let me. 206 00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:43,798 (humming) 207 00:10:50,839 --> 00:10:52,572 I'll catch up with you guys. 208 00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:54,577 Dude that's her house. 209 00:10:55,509 --> 00:10:56,377 Oh. 210 00:10:57,278 --> 00:10:58,510 Okay I see. 211 00:10:58,512 --> 00:10:59,678 That's cool. 212 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,847 You know what they say. 213 00:11:00,849 --> 00:11:02,848 Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. 214 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:03,685 Dude! 215 00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:08,724 Dude you don't even know what that means. 216 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:10,957 Hey man. 217 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:11,957 Hey. 218 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,326 She home? 219 00:11:13,328 --> 00:11:14,196 Yeah. 220 00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:16,398 I wouldn't. 221 00:11:17,898 --> 00:11:21,266 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 222 00:11:21,268 --> 00:11:22,137 Why not? 223 00:11:24,339 --> 00:11:27,376 Can you just give this to her please? 224 00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:30,742 Which her? 225 00:11:30,744 --> 00:11:33,712 Robin, she's in my class. 226 00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:35,682 Oh you mean Bird. 227 00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:36,816 Yeah. 228 00:11:36,818 --> 00:11:38,784 Alright, will do. 229 00:11:38,786 --> 00:11:40,189 Alright cool. 230 00:11:41,723 --> 00:11:42,591 Oh sorry. 231 00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:52,465 Will you show me? 232 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:53,899 What? 233 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:54,766 You know. 234 00:11:54,768 --> 00:11:55,637 The stuff. 235 00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:04,345 The stuff? 236 00:12:05,512 --> 00:12:07,649 It's not really like that. 237 00:12:08,816 --> 00:12:10,649 It better not be. 238 00:12:10,651 --> 00:12:13,321 Okay, you know I can do this. 239 00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:18,390 Yeah I mean that is, nobody stands when they do it. 240 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:22,495 Okay so, it, you know, you're like that, 241 00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:24,963 and then, you know, you open up a thing 242 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:29,305 and you're like right up in there, maybe this way. 243 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,474 And you're like in its spot. 244 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,675 You know mine veers a little to the left 245 00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:39,578 so you never really know. 246 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,716 You're terrible at this. 247 00:12:42,651 --> 00:12:43,786 I am trying. 248 00:12:44,719 --> 00:12:45,921 I want Lilli. 249 00:12:56,897 --> 00:12:57,766 Okay. 250 00:13:02,336 --> 00:13:04,937 Find a comfortable position. 251 00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:06,405 That's bullshit. 252 00:13:06,407 --> 00:13:07,807 You're just gonna want to squat down 253 00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:10,643 and find something to hold onto so you don't fall. 254 00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:12,645 I could fall? 255 00:13:12,647 --> 00:13:15,380 Blah blah blah, into vaginal canal, blah, 256 00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:16,982 I mean seriously, who wrote this. 257 00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:19,485 Man, you are gonna push this thing 258 00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:21,020 all the way into your vagina. 259 00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:25,357 You understand about vaginas, you know how to find it? 260 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,391 I think so. 261 00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:27,393 Okay, good. 262 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:29,328 So once this is really in there you're gonna 263 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,997 push this thing up like this, (pops), 264 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:34,399 out that comes, you're gonna pull this stuff out, 265 00:13:34,401 --> 00:13:36,468 this is the only thing that stays in here. 266 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:38,538 You have a little cotton tail so you can pull it 267 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,539 out again later. 268 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:41,441 Right, make sure you don't lose it up there 269 00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:42,475 or forget about it. 270 00:13:42,477 --> 00:13:43,742 Wait, I could lose it? 271 00:13:43,744 --> 00:13:46,446 - It sometimes does. - It doesn't get lost. 272 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:49,418 How many times do I have to do this? 273 00:13:50,449 --> 00:13:50,449 It depends. 274 00:13:50,451 --> 00:13:51,483 - On what? - On the flow. 275 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:52,718 Yeah. 276 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,952 And how many days? 277 00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:55,855 - Like about five. - Like eight. 278 00:13:55,857 --> 00:13:56,956 Jesus. 279 00:13:56,958 --> 00:14:00,860 Okay well there's your tampon, here's your mirror. 280 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,598 Good luck, let's go. 281 00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:15,540 I should have told her about all this. 282 00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,776 Crap, I totally should have told her about this right? 283 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:18,910 It's okay, she's gonna be fine. 284 00:14:18,912 --> 00:14:20,011 I am not ready for this. 285 00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:21,447 She is a baby! 286 00:14:21,449 --> 00:14:23,452 You are gonna be fine. 287 00:14:24,419 --> 00:14:26,422 [Bird] It didn't work. 288 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:29,525 Hey. 289 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:33,393 Go get me a pair of your underwear. 290 00:14:33,395 --> 00:14:34,063 Yeah. 291 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:37,429 Oh my god. 292 00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:40,469 - Make sure it's clean! - Yeah, yeah. 293 00:14:41,703 --> 00:14:45,471 Okay, so there's another option, there's um, 294 00:14:45,473 --> 00:14:46,608 oh here we go! 295 00:14:48,108 --> 00:14:48,977 The pad. 296 00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:52,812 As I like to call it, the diaper. 297 00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:54,713 Why the diaper you might ask? 298 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:56,048 Well because. 299 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:59,084 They're itchy, they're hot, 300 00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:00,819 they make you waddle like a duck. 301 00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:01,987 They have wings. 302 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:04,792 They have wings, that is right. 303 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:06,995 And so... 304 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,034 Goddamnit. 305 00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:15,803 Just like so. 306 00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:22,411 And you go like that and you put it up, ba ba ba. 307 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,045 (pops) 308 00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:28,146 Oh I hate those things, I only wear 'em 309 00:15:28,148 --> 00:15:30,418 if I have to double down. 310 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,560 [Lilli] Give me one of those. 311 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:40,827 Hey, you quit. 312 00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:43,632 Not today my friend, not today. 313 00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:47,935 (lighter clicking) 314 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:53,539 I've been so worried about this. 315 00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,640 About, yeah, well. 316 00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:56,608 (clears throat) 317 00:15:56,610 --> 00:16:00,712 You know I guess I have to say that you know 318 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:04,652 I think it's probably you know it's, I think... 319 00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:08,254 I've got nothing, I don't know. 320 00:16:08,256 --> 00:16:10,088 (laughing) 321 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,225 That's right, you don't have any sisters do you? 322 00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:13,226 No. 323 00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:14,029 I got a mom. 324 00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,698 Bit of a narcissist, workaholic father. 325 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,568 That's it. 326 00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:23,001 Explains so much. 327 00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:26,239 - (laughing) - Screw you. 328 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,507 Celeste is not gonna kiss me for a week 329 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,775 because I've been smoking. (laughing) 330 00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:33,612 Doesn't this count as an emergency? 331 00:16:33,614 --> 00:16:35,750 Yeah, it does for Jenny. 332 00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:38,851 Oh what can you do? 333 00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:40,752 I'll see you soon my friend. 334 00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:41,754 Love you. 335 00:16:41,756 --> 00:16:43,692 [Lilli] Love you too. 336 00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:07,216 [Bird] Sorry I made you sleep on a maxi pad. 337 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,320 Please don't go. 338 00:17:14,322 --> 00:17:16,322 I actually do have to go. 339 00:17:16,324 --> 00:17:17,191 No! 340 00:17:19,227 --> 00:17:21,028 Stupid band practice. 341 00:17:22,263 --> 00:17:23,599 I bet you were 342 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:28,202 a sexy nerdy band guy, weren't you? 343 00:17:29,804 --> 00:17:30,671 You were. 344 00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:34,742 Please don't go, it's my night off. 345 00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:41,749 But you know Bird probably needs some... 346 00:17:45,152 --> 00:17:47,253 Some time with you. 347 00:17:47,255 --> 00:17:51,593 But I could maybe sneak in after she goes to sleep. 348 00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:55,797 Arlo, I'm scared. 349 00:17:58,231 --> 00:17:59,100 I know. 350 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:42,844 - Hi! - Mom! 351 00:18:44,112 --> 00:18:44,976 What? 352 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:46,047 - Popcorn? - No! 353 00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:48,916 Okay. 354 00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:13,674 Oh crap. 355 00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:33,061 I hate this banana. 356 00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:36,128 Can we please take it down? 357 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,933 I love that banana! 358 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,367 I painted that, you know? 359 00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:42,771 Yeah, I know. 360 00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:46,104 Oh god I just realized. 361 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:47,840 What? 362 00:19:47,842 --> 00:19:49,307 I could be a grandma. 363 00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:50,342 What? 364 00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,343 Once you get your period you can have babies 365 00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:55,480 and if you can have babies then I can be a grandma. 366 00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,149 I can't be grandma! 367 00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,184 That's disgusting! 368 00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,185 I know! 369 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:01,786 It's totally freaking me out! 370 00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:02,455 Mom. 371 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:03,156 Stop talking. 372 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,123 Do we need to talk about sex? 373 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,024 I mean I realize I should've talked to you 374 00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:07,726 about the whole period thing sooner, 375 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,396 but do we need to have the sex talk? 376 00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:12,732 Do I need to buy you a box of condoms? 377 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:13,867 [Bird] Oh my god. 378 00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:16,235 Grandma has the Magic of Sex around here somewhere 379 00:20:16,237 --> 00:20:18,003 and it has really good pictures. 380 00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:18,970 Mom, you know what? 381 00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:19,971 Stop talking now. 382 00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:23,274 Okay I've just had the worst day of my life. 383 00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:24,680 Everyone knows! 384 00:20:25,779 --> 00:20:27,112 Carlos knows. 385 00:20:27,114 --> 00:20:28,480 Mmm. 386 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,115 Who's Carlos? 387 00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:31,917 Is he your boyfriend? 388 00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:32,985 Why didn't you tell me? 389 00:20:32,987 --> 00:20:33,854 Okay. 390 00:20:35,123 --> 00:20:35,990 Oh hey. 391 00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:38,357 Do you like me in this dress? 392 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,826 No, Grandma's gonna kill you! 393 00:20:41,828 --> 00:20:42,828 You're no fun. 394 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,362 - Ugh! - Ugh! 395 00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:45,232 Ugh! 396 00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:52,107 Please don't tell me you're smoking in my bed. 397 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,441 Listen honey, you were never good at this, 398 00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:57,275 any of it Jennifer. 399 00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:58,444 Every transition she's ever made. 400 00:20:58,446 --> 00:21:00,946 You didn't even like it when she started to get teeth. 401 00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:02,046 That's not true. 402 00:21:02,048 --> 00:21:06,518 I loved her tiny teeth, they were like little pearls. 403 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,486 Yeah but you complained about it for two years. 404 00:21:08,488 --> 00:21:10,121 I am not good at this. 405 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,323 I wanna be good at it. 406 00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:16,464 But I mean when I went on the rag you totally sucked! 407 00:21:18,865 --> 00:21:21,132 Well life is suffering. 408 00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:22,002 For you. 409 00:21:23,537 --> 00:21:25,437 So how is live on the 'shram? 410 00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:26,405 What can I say? 411 00:21:26,407 --> 00:21:29,874 I'm, you know, I'm living my fondest dream. 412 00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,009 I may never come back. 413 00:21:31,011 --> 00:21:32,748 Don't get any ideas. 414 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,382 So there actually is some bad news. 415 00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:38,219 Hit me. 416 00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:42,388 The pants that Baby was wearing today, 417 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:44,089 they were your white ones. 418 00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:45,457 That's fine, that's fine. 419 00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:47,195 It's just an object. 420 00:21:48,129 --> 00:21:49,495 What? 421 00:21:49,497 --> 00:21:53,032 You just jumped down my ass for smoking in bed? 422 00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:54,833 That's just an object. 423 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,101 That's because I don't want to see you immolate 424 00:21:56,103 --> 00:22:00,038 yourself and my granddaughter in a blaze of selfish idiocy! 425 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,908 Come on. 426 00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:08,447 Same time next week? 427 00:22:08,449 --> 00:22:09,448 Love you both. 428 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:10,986 Love you Mommy. 429 00:22:22,095 --> 00:22:24,365 (screaming) 430 00:22:27,901 --> 00:22:30,236 There's blood, there's blood everywhere. 431 00:22:30,238 --> 00:22:31,506 What the hell? 432 00:22:34,307 --> 00:22:36,207 What did you do? 433 00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:37,442 What do you mean what did I do? 434 00:22:37,444 --> 00:22:39,611 There's blood everywhere, Mom, I'm bleeding! 435 00:22:39,613 --> 00:22:41,213 Did you wear a pad, did you wear one of the big ones, 436 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:42,214 did you do it right? 437 00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:43,114 Yes I did it right! 438 00:22:43,116 --> 00:22:44,416 I put on the pads that Lilli showed me, 439 00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:46,886 I did it exactly how she told me to. 440 00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:49,554 God baby girl at night with gravity and shit 441 00:22:49,556 --> 00:22:51,189 you have to wear one of the big ones. 442 00:22:51,191 --> 00:22:53,492 They were right next to the wimpy ones, didn't you see? 443 00:22:53,494 --> 00:22:54,659 I thought it would be enough, okay? 444 00:22:54,661 --> 00:22:56,594 So now I'm just someone who bleeds, 445 00:22:56,596 --> 00:22:58,530 for the rest of my life I'm gonna bleed. 446 00:22:58,532 --> 00:23:00,198 Just gush out of me, just bleeding, 447 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:05,169 this is gonna be all the time I'm just gonna bleed. 448 00:23:05,171 --> 00:23:06,040 Okay. 449 00:23:07,074 --> 00:23:07,942 Wow. 450 00:23:08,976 --> 00:23:09,844 Wow. 451 00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:13,081 I'm bleeding. 452 00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:17,615 I'm never gonna stop bleeding. 453 00:23:17,617 --> 00:23:19,184 (coughing) 454 00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:21,419 It's never gonna end. 455 00:23:21,421 --> 00:23:22,289 Okay. 456 00:23:23,356 --> 00:23:24,491 Let's do this. 457 00:23:25,927 --> 00:23:28,196 Baby Bird, go take a shower. 458 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,070 (upbeat music) 459 00:24:04,431 --> 00:24:06,532 I'm not leaving the house while I'm bleeding. 460 00:24:06,534 --> 00:24:08,399 What if I bleed all over everything? 461 00:24:08,401 --> 00:24:11,136 What if I'm just going to walk down the street 462 00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:14,073 and then suddenly blood starts gushing out of me? 463 00:24:14,075 --> 00:24:17,376 [Jenny] You are not gonna gush. 464 00:24:17,378 --> 00:24:19,277 This is a moment. 465 00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:21,346 This is a moment and I wanna take you to pancakes 466 00:24:21,348 --> 00:24:22,683 so can we go now? 467 00:24:23,718 --> 00:24:26,451 I don't want pancakes! 468 00:24:26,453 --> 00:24:28,120 Or a bubble bath, okay? 469 00:24:28,122 --> 00:24:29,455 Or ice cream, because that's what would make 470 00:24:29,457 --> 00:24:30,926 you feel better. 471 00:24:32,226 --> 00:24:34,092 [Jenny] Hormonal much? 472 00:24:34,094 --> 00:24:36,661 [Bird] And will you stop smoking pot all the time? 473 00:24:36,663 --> 00:24:37,498 What? 474 00:24:39,566 --> 00:24:41,033 Look. 475 00:24:41,035 --> 00:24:45,103 If you don't like pancakes anymore, that is... 476 00:24:45,105 --> 00:24:47,538 Well you know what, I Christ on a shit-sucking, 477 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:51,679 butt filled cracker don't wanna have pancakes with you. 478 00:24:55,248 --> 00:24:59,217 Okay Baby Bird, I will give you that one. 479 00:24:59,219 --> 00:25:00,518 [Bird] Don't call me that anymore. 480 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,652 Call you what? 481 00:25:01,654 --> 00:25:02,755 Baby Bird. 482 00:25:02,757 --> 00:25:06,225 - It's your name! - No it's not! 483 00:25:06,227 --> 00:25:08,296 (groans) 484 00:25:09,196 --> 00:25:10,465 I am not a baby. 485 00:25:11,699 --> 00:25:14,733 But you looked just like a baby bird when you were born. 486 00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:17,201 I wanted to call you that but Mommy wouldn't let me. 487 00:25:17,203 --> 00:25:19,338 She broke me down. 488 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:21,239 Why are we never in here? 489 00:25:21,241 --> 00:25:22,608 [Jenny] 'Cause this is Grandma's space. 490 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:24,679 Isn't it all Grandma's? 491 00:25:25,578 --> 00:25:26,714 [Jenny] Huh. 492 00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:28,781 And it's Bird. 493 00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:29,482 What bird? 494 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,283 That's what everyone calls me. 495 00:25:31,285 --> 00:25:31,950 Like who? 496 00:25:31,952 --> 00:25:32,918 Oh my god is that my shirt? 497 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,387 Everyone calls me that like Lilli and Arlo. 498 00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:36,388 Since when? 499 00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:38,424 Since we left the Valley! 500 00:25:38,426 --> 00:25:40,124 (groaning) 501 00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:40,995 Crap. 502 00:25:41,930 --> 00:25:42,894 I know that you didn't want to come here 503 00:25:42,896 --> 00:25:44,830 but it makes things so much easier for me! 504 00:25:44,832 --> 00:25:46,497 It was great there, okay? 505 00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:48,367 No one thought I was a dork anymore. 506 00:25:48,369 --> 00:25:50,468 I got to live next to my best friend 507 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:52,537 and I wasn't bleeding all over everything. 508 00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:55,774 Seriously just Bird like not Baby or Baby Bird? 509 00:25:55,776 --> 00:25:57,743 You say I'm a woman now and I'm gonna have sex 510 00:25:57,745 --> 00:26:00,646 with everyone I see and then oh yeah, I'm gonna turn you 511 00:26:00,648 --> 00:26:02,547 into some sort of creepy grandma? 512 00:26:02,549 --> 00:26:05,217 Yeah, blood is pouring out of me and ya suck. 513 00:26:05,219 --> 00:26:07,285 - (scoffs) - Come on. 514 00:26:07,287 --> 00:26:09,588 (slaps) 515 00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:12,190 Okay, you are on the rag and you need to like 516 00:26:12,192 --> 00:26:14,759 eat some chocolate or something. 517 00:26:14,761 --> 00:26:16,195 Then let me go grocery shopping! 518 00:26:16,197 --> 00:26:18,563 You can't go grocery shopping! 519 00:26:18,565 --> 00:26:20,768 (groaning) 520 00:26:21,634 --> 00:26:23,502 I'm not a baby. 521 00:26:23,504 --> 00:26:26,104 I don't need baby things, right, 'cause I'm a woman. 522 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,107 I don't need dolls or toys to play with. 523 00:26:28,109 --> 00:26:29,675 I can't have any of this anymore. 524 00:26:29,677 --> 00:26:31,176 Baby Bird, Bird. 525 00:26:31,178 --> 00:26:32,678 My childhood is over. 526 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,313 You are a kid! 527 00:26:34,315 --> 00:26:35,848 And I'm bleeding! 528 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:37,716 (sighing) 529 00:26:37,718 --> 00:26:39,650 You know what? 530 00:26:39,652 --> 00:26:41,055 Screw pancakes. 531 00:26:44,424 --> 00:26:45,759 She won't let me. 532 00:26:47,161 --> 00:26:47,828 No. 533 00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:51,630 Hey, is that woo woo lady thing 534 00:26:51,632 --> 00:26:53,599 still happening at Mona's? 535 00:26:53,601 --> 00:26:54,469 Yeah? 536 00:26:55,469 --> 00:26:56,336 Wait what? 537 00:26:57,337 --> 00:27:00,605 I have to make the phone call. 538 00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:02,476 I have to call people? 539 00:27:03,776 --> 00:27:05,843 Oh god thank you. 540 00:27:05,845 --> 00:27:08,647 Is Celeste gonna make me talk about my vagina? 541 00:27:08,649 --> 00:27:13,317 Is Celeste gonna make her talk about her vagina? 542 00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:14,188 Probably. 543 00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:16,190 Oh my god. 544 00:27:21,461 --> 00:27:22,396 Bird, ah! 545 00:27:23,596 --> 00:27:25,333 [Bird] Hi Celeste. 546 00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:28,633 Tell me all about what's going on with you. 547 00:27:28,635 --> 00:27:30,334 I think Lilli already told you. 548 00:27:30,336 --> 00:27:31,436 Got my period. 549 00:27:31,438 --> 00:27:33,371 Ah your first period! 550 00:27:33,373 --> 00:27:34,441 How exciting! 551 00:27:36,477 --> 00:27:38,209 So how are you feeling? 552 00:27:38,211 --> 00:27:40,312 Do you have any cramps, any soreness in the breasts, 553 00:27:40,314 --> 00:27:43,314 bloating, diarrhea, mood swings? 554 00:27:43,316 --> 00:27:44,917 - Mood swings. - Mood swings. 555 00:27:44,919 --> 00:27:46,254 Mood swings. 556 00:27:47,321 --> 00:27:49,858 Girl, welcome to the sisterhood. 557 00:27:51,959 --> 00:27:54,426 [Jenny] I mean she does live in the house, 558 00:27:54,428 --> 00:27:55,593 we do share a bathroom. 559 00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:56,628 It's bound to happen. 560 00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:57,696 [Arlo] Maybe we should do 561 00:27:57,698 --> 00:27:58,830 the ribbon on the doorknob thing. 562 00:27:58,832 --> 00:28:00,732 She's a kid. 563 00:28:00,734 --> 00:28:02,734 That's a little inappropriate to be like hey, 564 00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:04,335 here's a sock on the door. 565 00:28:04,337 --> 00:28:05,504 What is more inappropriate? 566 00:28:05,506 --> 00:28:07,839 What are my options? 567 00:28:07,841 --> 00:28:10,609 I feel like some preemptive strategy. 568 00:28:10,611 --> 00:28:11,610 A little bit? 569 00:28:11,612 --> 00:28:13,245 No. 570 00:28:13,247 --> 00:28:14,979 Hey, I got a question. 571 00:28:14,981 --> 00:28:15,849 Yeah? 572 00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:20,351 What's going on here? 573 00:28:20,353 --> 00:28:22,588 What do you mean? 574 00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:23,456 What do I mean? 575 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:26,658 I mean what's going on with you and me? 576 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:27,793 - With you and me? - Yeah. 577 00:28:27,795 --> 00:28:29,531 Everything's cool. 578 00:28:30,930 --> 00:28:32,997 Everything's cool. 579 00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:34,299 That's your answer. 580 00:28:34,301 --> 00:28:36,935 Well maybe you know what maybe cool, 581 00:28:36,937 --> 00:28:39,474 maybe cool isn't cool enough. 582 00:28:42,409 --> 00:28:44,409 Aren't I supposed to be the one that's like 583 00:28:44,411 --> 00:28:45,947 where is this going? 584 00:28:47,547 --> 00:28:50,484 Yeah well maybe it should be you. 585 00:28:51,451 --> 00:28:55,455 Arlo this conversation's giving me a headache. 586 00:28:58,392 --> 00:29:00,859 Alright I'll put it another way. 587 00:29:00,861 --> 00:29:04,463 How do you hear it when you say it in your head? 588 00:29:04,465 --> 00:29:05,500 I blank Arlo. 589 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,672 Fill in the blank. 590 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,805 This is such a waste of break time. 591 00:29:14,807 --> 00:29:16,641 We could be having sex in the very big backseat 592 00:29:16,643 --> 00:29:18,409 of your car. 593 00:29:18,411 --> 00:29:19,546 I'm waiting. 594 00:29:21,614 --> 00:29:25,752 Why don't you come back to my place at midnight? 595 00:29:33,826 --> 00:29:37,565 I'll be there five minutes after midnight. 596 00:29:41,367 --> 00:29:44,870 I gave her one of the biggest pads I could find. 597 00:29:44,872 --> 00:29:46,571 I feel so bad. 598 00:29:46,573 --> 00:29:50,445 It was like a freak horrorshow this morning. 599 00:29:52,813 --> 00:29:53,745 Ah! 600 00:29:53,747 --> 00:29:55,016 - Really? - Mm hmm. 601 00:29:58,017 --> 00:29:58,883 Oh. 602 00:29:58,885 --> 00:29:59,820 I love you! 603 00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:06,627 Did Bird tell you that I sort of kind of slapped her? 604 00:30:09,462 --> 00:30:10,696 Yes. 605 00:30:10,698 --> 00:30:14,365 My mom slapped me once and I never forgave her for that. 606 00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:16,701 Well now you know. 607 00:30:16,703 --> 00:30:18,704 Did you make the phone calls for tomorrow? 608 00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:21,342 Celeste made the phone calls. 609 00:30:22,809 --> 00:30:26,611 Just a reminder, tomorrow's about Bird, not about you. 610 00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:27,481 Duh. 611 00:30:28,582 --> 00:30:30,515 But it's gonna be awesome. 612 00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:32,784 She's gonna have such a good time. 613 00:30:32,786 --> 00:30:33,654 Yay. 614 00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:12,690 Now listen. 615 00:31:12,692 --> 00:31:14,458 I'm only coming in with my treats 616 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,663 if you tell me you love me. 617 00:31:21,468 --> 00:31:22,734 It's raining outside. 618 00:31:22,736 --> 00:31:23,968 Do you love me or not? 619 00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:25,070 - Come on. - No. 620 00:31:25,072 --> 00:31:25,771 Come on. 621 00:31:25,773 --> 00:31:27,005 No, I'm putting my foot down. 622 00:31:27,007 --> 00:31:27,874 Come on. 623 00:31:30,943 --> 00:31:33,178 [Arlo] Oh wait, do you love me? 624 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,782 You do, don't you? 625 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:40,051 You know I think I may actually. 626 00:31:40,053 --> 00:31:41,389 What's that? 627 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:45,459 - Really? - Mm hmm. 628 00:31:48,128 --> 00:31:49,794 Doesn't count. 629 00:31:49,796 --> 00:31:50,661 Why not? 630 00:31:50,663 --> 00:31:51,463 - Why not? - Mm hmm? 631 00:31:51,465 --> 00:31:52,663 Well first of all you're stoned 632 00:31:52,665 --> 00:31:55,100 and secondly you just had a very high dose of vitamin C 633 00:31:55,102 --> 00:31:58,769 and lastly I am playing bongos on your butt. 634 00:31:58,771 --> 00:32:00,974 (laughing) 635 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:07,778 But that's okay, that's alright. 636 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:10,117 I'll wait for the real thing. 637 00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:14,522 (drumming) 638 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,890 This bother you? 639 00:32:19,892 --> 00:32:20,958 [Jenny] Hey keep going. 640 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,163 (drumming) 641 00:32:26,232 --> 00:32:27,599 Why won't you tell me? 642 00:32:27,601 --> 00:32:30,138 Shut up, you're gonna love it. 643 00:32:31,505 --> 00:32:32,840 Robin, welcome. 644 00:32:33,739 --> 00:32:34,840 It's Bird now. 645 00:32:34,842 --> 00:32:35,873 Bird? 646 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:38,679 (holistic music) 647 00:32:57,797 --> 00:33:00,535 Women, virgins, mothers, crones. 648 00:33:01,969 --> 00:33:05,669 May we all welcome the beautiful Bird 649 00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:08,675 who is having her very first period. 650 00:33:10,677 --> 00:33:12,878 (cheering and clapping) 651 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,982 (singing) 652 00:33:26,893 --> 00:33:29,229 [Jenny] It's really sticky. 653 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:37,101 This is really exciting moment in your life. 654 00:33:37,103 --> 00:33:39,070 It's like having a telephone right into your body. 655 00:33:39,072 --> 00:33:41,476 (laughing) 656 00:33:42,942 --> 00:33:43,807 You don't remember the story? 657 00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:44,508 What? 658 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:46,277 I told you on our second date. 659 00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:47,481 So anyway... 660 00:33:48,981 --> 00:33:50,314 So my friends would come over and we'd look at it 661 00:33:50,316 --> 00:33:51,949 and we'd laugh and then when the stuff actually 662 00:33:51,951 --> 00:33:54,119 started happening to us we didn't laugh so much anymore. 663 00:33:54,121 --> 00:33:56,990 Yeah. (laughing) 664 00:33:59,927 --> 00:34:00,792 Earth. 665 00:34:00,794 --> 00:34:01,659 Air. 666 00:34:01,661 --> 00:34:02,294 Fire. 667 00:34:02,296 --> 00:34:03,163 Water. 668 00:34:04,163 --> 00:34:06,633 We resonate with your tides. 669 00:34:08,134 --> 00:34:11,205 (tambourine shaking) 670 00:34:17,044 --> 00:34:21,181 Oh Mother Moon, bless young Bird as she flies away. 671 00:34:23,283 --> 00:34:26,717 Descending to the world of nonbeing. 672 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,189 Jennifer, mother of this child. 673 00:34:31,257 --> 00:34:34,529 What do you say on this, her passing? 674 00:34:35,361 --> 00:34:37,761 I can't believe I'm this old. 675 00:34:37,763 --> 00:34:39,834 (crying) 676 00:34:43,069 --> 00:34:47,839 (upbeat music) (singing) 677 00:34:47,841 --> 00:34:50,708 (laughing) 678 00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:52,913 (drumming) 679 00:34:54,681 --> 00:34:56,681 My vagina is impressed. 680 00:34:56,683 --> 00:34:58,886 (clapping) 681 00:35:01,622 --> 00:35:02,290 Baby Bird! 682 00:35:03,924 --> 00:35:04,792 Bird. 683 00:35:05,658 --> 00:35:09,094 I have to leave for work in an hour. 684 00:35:09,096 --> 00:35:11,795 I'm not chasing after you. 685 00:35:11,797 --> 00:35:13,063 I don't do that. 686 00:35:13,065 --> 00:35:15,736 (gentle music) 687 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,111 That was so dope. 688 00:35:26,013 --> 00:35:29,047 - Yeah that was tight man. - She was so pissed. 689 00:35:29,049 --> 00:35:30,051 Not again. 690 00:35:31,218 --> 00:35:32,750 [Richard] Dude come on, shut up. 691 00:35:32,752 --> 00:35:34,752 Just give me a minute okay? 692 00:35:34,754 --> 00:35:36,920 [Richard] Maybe we should just leave her alone this time. 693 00:35:36,922 --> 00:35:38,089 [Carlos] I just want to talk to her. 694 00:35:38,091 --> 00:35:39,156 Haven't you seen Carrie? 695 00:35:39,158 --> 00:35:41,359 Girl gets her period, all the other girls scream 696 00:35:41,361 --> 00:35:42,926 plug it up, plug it up! 697 00:35:42,928 --> 00:35:45,730 That chick burns down the whole school bro. 698 00:35:45,732 --> 00:35:47,000 The whole thing. 699 00:35:49,136 --> 00:35:50,969 You should like get her a present or something 700 00:35:50,971 --> 00:35:53,174 like a necklace or flowers. 701 00:35:55,007 --> 00:35:56,944 I dunno, girls like it. 702 00:36:00,047 --> 00:36:00,982 Let's go. 703 00:36:02,415 --> 00:36:05,018 (light music) 704 00:36:12,792 --> 00:36:13,660 Gum? 705 00:36:22,935 --> 00:36:25,303 You look different today. 706 00:36:25,305 --> 00:36:27,871 Is it your birthday? 707 00:36:27,873 --> 00:36:31,212 No, no my mom made me go to this party. 708 00:36:32,446 --> 00:36:33,612 There were these people chanting 709 00:36:33,614 --> 00:36:36,448 and I had to pretend like I was dead in a kiddie pool. 710 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:38,882 It was totally creepy. 711 00:36:38,884 --> 00:36:40,020 That's wild. 712 00:36:41,087 --> 00:36:43,288 You know with my sisters my parents just took them 713 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:44,489 out to dinner. 714 00:36:44,491 --> 00:36:46,458 You have big sisters? 715 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:48,025 Mm hmm, yeah. 716 00:36:48,027 --> 00:36:48,895 Four. 717 00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:55,400 I brought your book back the other day. 718 00:36:55,402 --> 00:36:56,900 Thanks. 719 00:36:56,902 --> 00:36:59,337 I looked at some of the pictures as well. 720 00:36:59,339 --> 00:37:02,339 You like to read those big books, huh? 721 00:37:02,341 --> 00:37:04,408 Do you like to read? 722 00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:06,212 I like comic books. 723 00:37:07,948 --> 00:37:10,915 Have three boxes this long. 724 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,317 My cousin wrote one that's actually pretty epic. 725 00:37:13,319 --> 00:37:16,087 Is that the same one that did the song? 726 00:37:16,089 --> 00:37:18,288 No, that's another cousin. 727 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:19,958 How many cousins do you have? 728 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,828 A lot. 729 00:37:22,328 --> 00:37:24,962 My mom tried to take me to pancakes. 730 00:37:24,964 --> 00:37:26,163 And you didn't let her? 731 00:37:26,165 --> 00:37:28,301 Who doesn't like pancakes? 732 00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:32,306 (clock chiming) 733 00:37:33,806 --> 00:37:35,408 I better get going. 734 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,911 Hey, what do they call you? 735 00:37:39,913 --> 00:37:42,112 Your people I mean. 736 00:37:42,114 --> 00:37:44,382 Your name's different in school. 737 00:37:44,384 --> 00:37:46,551 What do they call you? 738 00:37:46,553 --> 00:37:47,421 Bird. 739 00:37:48,888 --> 00:37:50,290 They call me Bird. 740 00:37:52,158 --> 00:37:54,027 See you around Bird. 741 00:38:00,399 --> 00:38:03,467 [Bird] So if I'm gonna bleed for one week 742 00:38:03,469 --> 00:38:06,504 out of every month that's 25%, right? 743 00:38:06,506 --> 00:38:07,538 Right. 744 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:11,042 I mean that's a quarter of my life bleeding. 745 00:38:11,044 --> 00:38:13,310 What's the point of living a life like that? 746 00:38:13,312 --> 00:38:14,180 Well. 747 00:38:16,549 --> 00:38:20,417 There's having children, that's a beautiful thing. 748 00:38:20,419 --> 00:38:23,156 What's a beautiful thing, you? 749 00:38:24,424 --> 00:38:26,093 - Hi Baby Bird. - Hey. 750 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,962 But you guys don't have any kids. 751 00:38:30,964 --> 00:38:33,366 We like other people's kids. 752 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,167 Why? 753 00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:37,036 Meh. 754 00:38:39,038 --> 00:38:40,370 I'm never having kids. 755 00:38:40,372 --> 00:38:42,140 I mean I already have my mom. 756 00:38:42,142 --> 00:38:44,344 (knocking) 757 00:38:50,482 --> 00:38:52,819 You brought your guitar. 758 00:38:57,189 --> 00:38:59,022 I'm working on a song. 759 00:38:59,024 --> 00:39:01,961 (strumming guitar) 760 00:39:04,263 --> 00:39:06,866 Don't you wanna fool around? 761 00:39:08,401 --> 00:39:10,335 ♪ Living back in Reseda 762 00:39:10,337 --> 00:39:12,337 ♪ Where the men are all dreaming 763 00:39:12,339 --> 00:39:15,406 ♪ Chocolate affairs in the night 764 00:39:15,408 --> 00:39:17,208 ♪ And their wives are all dancing 765 00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:18,609 ♪ Crying to TVs 766 00:39:18,611 --> 00:39:22,446 ♪ And spending their money on time 767 00:39:22,448 --> 00:39:23,982 ♪ The supper is late 768 00:39:23,984 --> 00:39:26,016 ♪ 'Cause they can't find the plates 769 00:39:26,018 --> 00:39:29,386 ♪ Sauce is all dusty remorse 770 00:39:29,388 --> 00:39:31,121 ♪ And the pallor of papa 771 00:39:31,123 --> 00:39:34,591 ♪ Sad like that hotel they stayed in when things 772 00:39:34,593 --> 00:39:37,261 ♪ Were too coarse 773 00:39:37,263 --> 00:39:39,263 ♪ And we crossed on a ranting 774 00:39:39,265 --> 00:39:41,132 ♪ While our eyes were still banting 775 00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:44,335 ♪ She gave away all that she knew 776 00:39:44,337 --> 00:39:46,571 ♪ And I wanted to hold her 777 00:39:46,573 --> 00:39:48,473 ♪ Nothing could have told her 778 00:39:48,475 --> 00:39:51,009 ♪ What I was going to do 779 00:39:51,011 --> 00:39:52,576 ♪ What I'd do 780 00:39:52,578 --> 00:39:56,114 ♪ The supper is late 'cause they can't find the plates 781 00:39:56,116 --> 00:39:59,917 ♪ The sauce is all dusty remorse 782 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,685 ♪ And the pallor of papa 783 00:40:01,687 --> 00:40:05,556 ♪ Sad like that hotel they stayed in when things were 784 00:40:05,558 --> 00:40:08,091 ♪ Too coarse 785 00:40:08,093 --> 00:40:10,161 ♪ Things were too coarse 786 00:40:10,163 --> 00:40:13,297 ♪ Things were too coarse 787 00:40:13,299 --> 00:40:15,102 ♪ Oh 788 00:40:29,716 --> 00:40:31,982 - Guess we could fool around. - Can we fool around now? 789 00:40:31,984 --> 00:40:34,654 Yeah. (laughing) 790 00:40:37,122 --> 00:40:38,522 (car alarm blaring) 791 00:40:38,524 --> 00:40:39,993 It's day four. 792 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:44,931 Day four of this shit and it's still not over. 793 00:40:50,069 --> 00:40:52,405 I still have honey in my ear. 794 00:40:57,243 --> 00:40:59,576 ♪ Something's happening to me 795 00:40:59,578 --> 00:41:02,312 ♪ Something's happening to me 796 00:41:02,314 --> 00:41:04,047 ♪ Something's happening to me 797 00:41:04,049 --> 00:41:07,388 ♪ I feel myself changing 798 00:41:10,689 --> 00:41:13,257 ♪ Facing 799 00:41:13,259 --> 00:41:17,398 ♪ What I want what I want what I want what I want 800 00:41:18,364 --> 00:41:20,598 ♪ I just stick around 801 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,498 ♪ I wanna multiply 802 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:24,167 ♪ And the reason why I won't go stagnant 803 00:41:24,169 --> 00:41:25,402 ♪ Shake from left to right 804 00:41:25,404 --> 00:41:26,703 ♪ Blowin' inside 805 00:41:26,705 --> 00:41:29,707 ♪ To the beat you look to crush 806 00:41:29,709 --> 00:41:33,076 ♪ So it's time to say goodbye 807 00:41:33,078 --> 00:41:35,712 ♪ I was never so anyway 808 00:41:35,714 --> 00:41:38,683 ♪ Was a good try good try 809 00:41:38,685 --> 00:41:39,549 Yes. 810 00:41:39,551 --> 00:41:41,118 ♪ But now I feel myself 811 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,453 Mm hmm. 812 00:41:42,455 --> 00:41:44,257 Okay, see you Monday. 813 00:41:52,297 --> 00:41:53,630 Can I help you sweetheart? 814 00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:55,199 Yeah, I wanna get my tubes tied. 815 00:41:55,201 --> 00:41:58,201 Do you know what tube ties is? 816 00:41:58,203 --> 00:42:00,071 Yeah, it can stop you from ever getting your period 817 00:42:00,073 --> 00:42:01,272 again, right? 818 00:42:01,274 --> 00:42:04,241 No sweetheart, that only stop you to getting pregnant. 819 00:42:04,243 --> 00:42:05,509 Wait are you sure? 820 00:42:05,511 --> 00:42:08,145 'Cause I thought it did both and I want both. 821 00:42:08,147 --> 00:42:09,513 I'm pretty sure. 822 00:42:09,515 --> 00:42:12,549 I only work on the front desk but I don't think so. 823 00:42:12,551 --> 00:42:16,489 Why don't I go and ask somebody to talk to you? 824 00:42:28,401 --> 00:42:31,138 (phone dialing) 825 00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,107 [Mrs. Allen] Hello? 826 00:42:37,109 --> 00:42:38,176 Hey Mrs. Allen. 827 00:42:38,178 --> 00:42:39,476 Is Amy there? 828 00:42:39,478 --> 00:42:40,645 [Mrs. Allen] Who's calling? 829 00:42:40,647 --> 00:42:41,515 It's me. 830 00:42:42,549 --> 00:42:43,417 Robin. 831 00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:46,451 Robin Styles. 832 00:42:46,453 --> 00:42:48,319 Oh Robin, I'm sorry. 833 00:42:48,321 --> 00:42:50,254 She went to the movies with a bunch of friends. 834 00:42:50,256 --> 00:42:53,123 You want me to have her call you? 835 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,759 You know what no, that's okay. 836 00:42:54,761 --> 00:42:56,294 Bye Mrs. Allen. 837 00:42:56,296 --> 00:42:57,765 [Mrs. Allen] Bye! 838 00:43:09,475 --> 00:43:11,676 (huffs) 839 00:43:11,678 --> 00:43:14,277 (screaming) 840 00:43:14,279 --> 00:43:16,082 [Jenny] Oh come on. 841 00:43:42,475 --> 00:43:43,841 Whoa, whoa. 842 00:43:43,843 --> 00:43:45,475 Hey. 843 00:43:45,477 --> 00:43:47,377 You alright buddy? 844 00:43:47,379 --> 00:43:49,179 Here you go. 845 00:43:49,181 --> 00:43:49,850 You okay? 846 00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:51,848 Thanks man. 847 00:43:51,850 --> 00:43:54,317 Yeah, no problem. 848 00:43:54,319 --> 00:43:56,522 So hey, is that hard to do? 849 00:43:57,857 --> 00:43:59,524 All that, you know, turning around 850 00:43:59,526 --> 00:44:01,491 and spinning the board and stuff? 851 00:44:01,493 --> 00:44:02,361 Um, no. 852 00:44:04,430 --> 00:44:08,533 No it's not too hard but not anyone can do it. 853 00:44:08,535 --> 00:44:10,433 But you know it's not too complicated. 854 00:44:10,435 --> 00:44:13,471 I make guitars and it's kind of the same thing. 855 00:44:13,473 --> 00:44:16,574 So can you show me a couple moves? 856 00:44:16,576 --> 00:44:17,844 Not today man. 857 00:44:19,212 --> 00:44:20,210 Why? 858 00:44:20,212 --> 00:44:21,812 First you gotta put on some different shoes. 859 00:44:21,814 --> 00:44:23,181 Oh right. 860 00:44:23,183 --> 00:44:23,851 Okay. 861 00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:28,219 So you're a guitar player? 862 00:44:28,221 --> 00:44:29,687 What's your name? 863 00:44:29,689 --> 00:44:31,388 Arlo. 864 00:44:31,390 --> 00:44:33,723 And yeah, I am a guitar player. 865 00:44:33,725 --> 00:44:35,326 Nice to meet you Arlo. 866 00:44:35,328 --> 00:44:36,960 That's a cool name. 867 00:44:36,962 --> 00:44:38,629 I'm Carlos. 868 00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:40,531 Also a good name. 869 00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:44,368 So like we have the same exact name except 870 00:44:44,370 --> 00:44:47,538 my name starts with a C and ends with an S. 871 00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:48,538 That's right. 872 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,707 Huh. 873 00:44:49,709 --> 00:44:51,609 That's cool, that's very cool. 874 00:44:51,611 --> 00:44:53,346 So are you Bird's... 875 00:44:54,681 --> 00:44:56,550 Her mom's your lady? 876 00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,785 Uh, my lady, yeah. 877 00:45:00,986 --> 00:45:03,754 Yeah well I'm working on it. 878 00:45:03,756 --> 00:45:07,491 Gotta go for these things in life, you know? 879 00:45:07,493 --> 00:45:10,163 You gotta go for 'em even if... 880 00:45:11,431 --> 00:45:14,498 So um, so show me something. 881 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,369 Alright. 882 00:45:20,406 --> 00:45:21,504 (laughs) 883 00:45:21,506 --> 00:45:22,573 It's called an alley oop. 884 00:45:22,575 --> 00:45:25,542 - That's an alley oop? - Yeah. 885 00:45:25,544 --> 00:45:26,877 - I like that. - Thanks. 886 00:45:26,879 --> 00:45:28,011 I made it up myself. 887 00:45:28,013 --> 00:45:29,013 - You did? - Yeah. 888 00:45:29,015 --> 00:45:29,946 You mind if I give it a go? 889 00:45:29,948 --> 00:45:30,815 Don't worry about the shoes. 890 00:45:30,817 --> 00:45:31,516 Are you sure? 891 00:45:31,518 --> 00:45:33,650 Don't worry about the shoes. 892 00:45:33,652 --> 00:45:35,486 Being a woman means having to put up 893 00:45:35,488 --> 00:45:37,288 with a certain amount of shit. 894 00:45:37,290 --> 00:45:40,690 And having your period is just one of them. 895 00:45:40,692 --> 00:45:42,895 I refuse to believe that. 896 00:45:44,364 --> 00:45:45,596 I want the pill. 897 00:45:45,598 --> 00:45:48,699 The ring, I want the patch, an IUD, and every single thing 898 00:45:48,701 --> 00:45:51,669 that will stop this from happening to me again. 899 00:45:51,671 --> 00:45:54,638 (coughing) 900 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,674 So I just did an alley oop. 901 00:45:56,676 --> 00:45:58,442 She keeps rejecting every attempt I make 902 00:45:58,444 --> 00:46:01,578 to cheer her up like I'm the bad guy, like I'm the bad guy. 903 00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:02,679 Am I the bad guy? 904 00:46:02,681 --> 00:46:04,681 Jenny you know this isn't happening to you, right? 905 00:46:04,683 --> 00:46:07,317 Who the hell do you think it's happening to? 906 00:46:07,319 --> 00:46:08,618 It's happening to Bird. 907 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,624 (muffled screaming) 908 00:46:14,593 --> 00:46:16,661 (sighs) 909 00:46:16,663 --> 00:46:19,830 Arlo, can you do me a really big favor? 910 00:46:19,832 --> 00:46:22,699 Can you like take Baby Bird and go for a walk 911 00:46:22,701 --> 00:46:25,238 or have a nice talk with her? 912 00:46:26,605 --> 00:46:28,505 Anything to give me a break 913 00:46:28,507 --> 00:46:30,540 from my daughter's demonic possession? 914 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,546 (muffled screaming) 915 00:46:35,915 --> 00:46:36,783 Please? 916 00:46:45,892 --> 00:46:46,759 Sure. 917 00:46:49,428 --> 00:46:51,062 (knocking) 918 00:46:51,064 --> 00:46:51,931 Hello? 919 00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:55,334 Hey. 920 00:46:57,370 --> 00:46:58,835 Uh... 921 00:46:58,837 --> 00:47:00,670 Is it cool to come in? 922 00:47:00,672 --> 00:47:03,473 (groaning) 923 00:47:03,475 --> 00:47:05,478 I'll take that as a yes. 924 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:24,598 She wants you to have a talk with me, doesn't she? 925 00:47:27,132 --> 00:47:28,833 - Yeah. - I'll take that as a yes. 926 00:47:28,835 --> 00:47:29,703 Yes. 927 00:47:30,770 --> 00:47:33,707 She might have mentioned something. 928 00:47:34,873 --> 00:47:38,745 I enjoy talking to you so it wasn't a big ask. 929 00:47:52,424 --> 00:47:55,025 I think it's pretty cool. 930 00:47:55,027 --> 00:47:57,030 It's grown up, you know? 931 00:47:58,997 --> 00:48:03,100 Sometimes it's tricky but I think it's pretty cool. 932 00:48:03,102 --> 00:48:04,268 You're doing great. 933 00:48:04,270 --> 00:48:06,170 You think it's cool that blood is pouring out of me? 934 00:48:06,172 --> 00:48:07,040 Oh. 935 00:48:09,007 --> 00:48:10,440 That's strange. 936 00:48:10,442 --> 00:48:12,877 I mean not that specifically. 937 00:48:12,879 --> 00:48:14,078 That's cool too though. 938 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,145 The hormones, the mood swings, 939 00:48:15,147 --> 00:48:16,679 you think that's all cool? 940 00:48:16,681 --> 00:48:17,815 Love this bedspread. 941 00:48:17,817 --> 00:48:19,116 [Bird] Can we not talk about it? 942 00:48:19,118 --> 00:48:22,553 Just pretend like we had a good talk 943 00:48:22,555 --> 00:48:24,687 and she won't know the difference? 944 00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:28,091 [Arlo] However you wanna play it. 945 00:48:28,093 --> 00:48:29,960 - Oh no. - What? 946 00:48:29,962 --> 00:48:31,761 Those kids are gonna be here. 947 00:48:31,763 --> 00:48:33,931 That girl Rachel I bet she's gonna be here. 948 00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:35,031 Can we go now please, please? 949 00:48:35,033 --> 00:48:37,667 It'll be fine Bird, it'll be fine, don't worry. 950 00:48:37,669 --> 00:48:40,203 - You can't promise that. - It'll be fine. 951 00:48:40,205 --> 00:48:42,505 No one can promise that anymore. 952 00:48:42,507 --> 00:48:43,908 What are you gonna do? 953 00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:47,781 You gonna avoid parks for the rest of my life? 954 00:49:05,897 --> 00:49:07,464 You know all the girls in my class are already like, 955 00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:08,801 you know, active. 956 00:49:11,203 --> 00:49:13,670 You mean they got the painters in? 957 00:49:13,672 --> 00:49:16,239 They're riding the crimson wave? 958 00:49:16,241 --> 00:49:20,580 No, I mean like, you know, blow jobs and hand jobs 959 00:49:21,513 --> 00:49:25,449 and balls and tits, it's revolting. 960 00:49:27,219 --> 00:49:29,652 Oh look, there's the food dude. 961 00:49:29,654 --> 00:49:31,725 You wanna get some fruit? 962 00:49:36,661 --> 00:49:37,531 Uh okay. 963 00:49:39,064 --> 00:49:39,932 Okay. 964 00:49:40,832 --> 00:49:41,500 So hmm. 965 00:49:44,603 --> 00:49:46,806 - Balls, really? - That's her. 966 00:49:49,942 --> 00:49:51,908 Oh, that's okay. 967 00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:52,778 Hello. 968 00:49:53,812 --> 00:49:55,279 What's up shark week? 969 00:49:55,281 --> 00:49:56,212 Suck shit. 970 00:49:56,214 --> 00:49:56,880 Whoa, Bird! 971 00:49:56,882 --> 00:49:58,949 What did he just call you? 972 00:49:58,951 --> 00:49:59,949 Bird? 973 00:49:59,951 --> 00:50:01,752 Are you like a little bird now, a little tiny 974 00:50:01,754 --> 00:50:03,089 bloody baby bird? 975 00:50:04,089 --> 00:50:05,288 I'm not a baby. 976 00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:09,462 And I'll have you know, you know, this is my boyfriend. 977 00:50:10,196 --> 00:50:12,029 We're just trying to have some quality time in the park 978 00:50:12,031 --> 00:50:13,233 so do you mind? 979 00:50:15,634 --> 00:50:17,134 He's your boyfriend? 980 00:50:17,136 --> 00:50:21,475 Yeah, so hon why don't I go grab some pineapple slices, 981 00:50:22,774 --> 00:50:25,074 just like you like 'em, little bit of chili, 982 00:50:25,076 --> 00:50:27,214 little bit of lemon, okay? 983 00:50:28,681 --> 00:50:30,016 What, no sugar? 984 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:41,660 Okay. 985 00:50:44,263 --> 00:50:46,029 Look you prissy little Valley bitch, 986 00:50:46,031 --> 00:50:48,098 you don't get to tell me to eat shit 987 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:51,634 just because you're dating some ancient bearded weirdo. 988 00:50:51,636 --> 00:50:53,337 I didn't say eat shit. 989 00:50:53,339 --> 00:50:54,875 I said suck shit. 990 00:50:55,841 --> 00:50:59,980 (shouts) (punches) 991 00:51:01,346 --> 00:51:05,114 (shouting) (hitting) 992 00:51:05,116 --> 00:51:05,982 [Rachel] You little ho bag! 993 00:51:05,984 --> 00:51:06,683 Oh hey, hey. 994 00:51:06,685 --> 00:51:08,953 [Rachel] Hoochie little slut. 995 00:51:08,955 --> 00:51:11,154 Whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey hey! 996 00:51:11,156 --> 00:51:12,623 [Rachel] Get off of me! 997 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:13,924 Here we go, here we go. 998 00:51:13,926 --> 00:51:14,924 Ladies, enough. 999 00:51:14,926 --> 00:51:16,926 - Hey. - Don't touch me! 1000 00:51:16,928 --> 00:51:18,629 Enough! 1001 00:51:18,631 --> 00:51:21,364 You just wait until next year when we're 1002 00:51:21,366 --> 00:51:23,000 in junior high, bitch. 1003 00:51:23,002 --> 00:51:24,734 Your ass is mine. 1004 00:51:24,736 --> 00:51:26,670 Okay, and we are out. 1005 00:51:26,672 --> 00:51:28,605 Come on sweetheart we mustn't be late 1006 00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:31,308 for our doubles tennis game. 1007 00:51:31,310 --> 00:51:32,743 Here we go. 1008 00:51:32,745 --> 00:51:34,580 You are an angry girl. 1009 00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:50,094 - Oh hey guys. - Hey. 1010 00:51:50,096 --> 00:51:51,995 Did you have a good talk? 1011 00:51:51,997 --> 00:51:55,199 Uh yeah, yeah we had a good talk. 1012 00:51:55,201 --> 00:51:56,299 Right Bird? 1013 00:51:56,301 --> 00:51:57,169 Yeah. 1014 00:51:58,270 --> 00:51:59,803 Good. 1015 00:51:59,805 --> 00:52:02,272 Well I actually have to get out so. 1016 00:52:02,274 --> 00:52:03,810 What, no sugar? 1017 00:52:17,189 --> 00:52:18,325 - Arlo? - Yeah. 1018 00:52:19,759 --> 00:52:20,760 I'm sorry. 1019 00:52:22,727 --> 00:52:25,362 I mean thank you that like... 1020 00:52:25,364 --> 00:52:28,031 No I get it, don't worry about that. 1021 00:52:28,033 --> 00:52:28,901 Just... 1022 00:52:32,238 --> 00:52:33,839 Work it out, okay? 1023 00:52:37,343 --> 00:52:40,946 You'll wanna put some frozen peas on that. 1024 00:52:42,114 --> 00:52:44,384 - Hey man. - What's up buddy? 1025 00:52:48,888 --> 00:52:50,286 What happened to you? 1026 00:52:50,288 --> 00:52:51,821 Oh no. 1027 00:52:51,823 --> 00:52:53,158 You must be Bird. 1028 00:52:54,192 --> 00:52:56,192 What happened? 1029 00:52:56,194 --> 00:52:59,129 That girl Rachel punched me. 1030 00:52:59,131 --> 00:53:00,964 You get her back? 1031 00:53:00,966 --> 00:53:02,199 A little. 1032 00:53:02,201 --> 00:53:03,403 Good for you. 1033 00:53:04,303 --> 00:53:06,804 All that girl likes to do is start fights. 1034 00:53:06,806 --> 00:53:10,973 She's been doing it since the second grade. 1035 00:53:10,975 --> 00:53:13,444 Okay well I'll leave you two. 1036 00:53:13,446 --> 00:53:15,179 And don't worry about Rachel, 1037 00:53:15,181 --> 00:53:17,384 you're way cooler than her. 1038 00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:23,152 Are you okay? 1039 00:53:23,154 --> 00:53:24,321 Do you need me to get someone? 1040 00:53:24,323 --> 00:53:25,989 There isn't anyone. 1041 00:53:25,991 --> 00:53:28,261 Look, all of this stuff... 1042 00:53:29,895 --> 00:53:33,163 - It doesn't matter. - How can you say that? 1043 00:53:33,165 --> 00:53:35,431 I mean seriously, you're a guy. 1044 00:53:35,433 --> 00:53:37,935 Guys don't have to go through this stuff. 1045 00:53:37,937 --> 00:53:39,672 You don't even know. 1046 00:53:40,372 --> 00:53:42,042 I've got sisters. 1047 00:53:43,075 --> 00:53:43,942 I know. 1048 00:53:45,944 --> 00:53:47,713 [Jenny] Bird, Bird! 1049 00:53:48,513 --> 00:53:51,181 Well I'm gonna go down the street 1050 00:53:51,183 --> 00:53:53,786 and practice my skateboarding. 1051 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,388 So. 1052 00:53:57,756 --> 00:54:00,459 You know you can come say hi to me. 1053 00:54:02,361 --> 00:54:03,363 Come say hi. 1054 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,468 Are you ready? 1055 00:54:11,136 --> 00:54:12,902 - Oh my god. - Don't. 1056 00:54:12,904 --> 00:54:15,172 Don't pretend like you're all worried about me now. 1057 00:54:15,174 --> 00:54:16,172 (scoffs) 1058 00:54:16,174 --> 00:54:18,174 You know I am so sick of you. 1059 00:54:18,176 --> 00:54:21,844 I'm sick of you, I'm sick of all of your creepy stuff 1060 00:54:21,846 --> 00:54:24,515 lying around here all the time 1061 00:54:24,517 --> 00:54:28,484 and I am sick of looking at this stupid banana! 1062 00:54:28,486 --> 00:54:31,254 - (ripping) - No! 1063 00:54:31,256 --> 00:54:34,190 Did you know that boys know? 1064 00:54:34,192 --> 00:54:36,859 Like all about the blood. 1065 00:54:36,861 --> 00:54:38,862 They don't always know about it. 1066 00:54:38,864 --> 00:54:40,129 Boys know. 1067 00:54:40,131 --> 00:54:42,900 Like they know all about it, they can tell. 1068 00:54:42,902 --> 00:54:44,201 Boys know. 1069 00:54:44,203 --> 00:54:45,469 [Arlo] I think you have commitment issues. 1070 00:54:45,471 --> 00:54:46,569 Commitment issues? 1071 00:54:46,571 --> 00:54:48,571 Of course I have commitment issues, I have a kid. 1072 00:54:48,573 --> 00:54:51,007 And a job, and I am desperately trying to not destroy 1073 00:54:51,009 --> 00:54:52,842 my mother's house while she's living on a fricking 1074 00:54:52,844 --> 00:54:55,078 ashram in India for god sakes! 1075 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,379 I am up to my ass in commitment. 1076 00:54:56,381 --> 00:54:57,450 Okay Jenny. 1077 00:54:59,051 --> 00:55:01,217 Do you want me to step up to the plate here or not? 1078 00:55:01,219 --> 00:55:03,386 Because I can't go halfway. 1079 00:55:03,388 --> 00:55:06,290 I'm having a really bad week. 1080 00:55:06,292 --> 00:55:08,357 You're having a bad week, really? 1081 00:55:08,359 --> 00:55:10,493 Well your kid's freaking out. 1082 00:55:10,495 --> 00:55:13,263 I, my day, yeah it started out okay, yeah, 1083 00:55:13,265 --> 00:55:16,065 then it went (mimics explosion). 1084 00:55:16,067 --> 00:55:18,601 I mean haven't you noticed anything different about me? 1085 00:55:18,603 --> 00:55:21,406 You're in a really crappy mood. 1086 00:55:23,576 --> 00:55:26,609 I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. 1087 00:55:26,611 --> 00:55:28,377 I mean I'm just, I'm trying to do the right thing. 1088 00:55:28,379 --> 00:55:31,147 I'm always just trying to do the right thing. 1089 00:55:31,149 --> 00:55:32,285 And I'm not? 1090 00:55:37,089 --> 00:55:39,890 I think your break's over. 1091 00:55:39,892 --> 00:55:41,960 (groans) 1092 00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:51,237 (matches clattering) 1093 00:56:00,011 --> 00:56:03,015 ♪ I been mistreated 1094 00:56:04,283 --> 00:56:07,020 ♪ I been abused 1095 00:56:09,355 --> 00:56:12,025 ♪ You got baby 1096 00:56:15,294 --> 00:56:17,060 [Man] Did you smash pumpkins? 1097 00:56:17,062 --> 00:56:19,362 (laughing) 1098 00:56:19,364 --> 00:56:21,301 Of course, of course. 1099 00:56:26,906 --> 00:56:29,308 Why don't we get outta here? 1100 00:56:32,176 --> 00:56:33,542 Okay. 1101 00:56:33,544 --> 00:56:37,446 I have to warn you though I have commitment issues. 1102 00:56:37,448 --> 00:56:38,917 So there's that. 1103 00:56:40,352 --> 00:56:41,187 Okay. 1104 00:56:42,488 --> 00:56:43,353 Oh jeez. 1105 00:56:43,355 --> 00:56:44,520 (laughing) 1106 00:56:44,522 --> 00:56:46,623 Well maybe she's home. 1107 00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,963 Maybe she's just already at the house. 1108 00:56:53,498 --> 00:56:57,502 Come on, let's go home, let's go to the house. 1109 00:56:59,238 --> 00:57:01,440 (vomiting) 1110 00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:05,542 [Jenny] I can't do this. 1111 00:57:05,544 --> 00:57:06,509 [Man] You'll feel better. 1112 00:57:06,511 --> 00:57:09,145 [Jenny] No I mean I can't do you and me, 1113 00:57:09,147 --> 00:57:10,350 it's a mistake. 1114 00:57:11,283 --> 00:57:12,151 Okay. 1115 00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,223 ♪ You're bad luck 1116 00:57:21,225 --> 00:57:24,296 ♪ Your my number one 1117 00:57:35,406 --> 00:57:36,276 Lilli, hi! 1118 00:57:37,142 --> 00:57:38,375 I got your text. 1119 00:57:38,377 --> 00:57:39,241 [Jenny] Oh yeah? 1120 00:57:39,243 --> 00:57:40,109 Yeah. 1121 00:57:40,111 --> 00:57:41,545 Two hours ago. 1122 00:57:41,547 --> 00:57:43,016 Hey Baby Bird. 1123 00:57:44,382 --> 00:57:45,649 Hey Mom. 1124 00:57:45,651 --> 00:57:47,516 You know what? 1125 00:57:47,518 --> 00:57:49,518 My apologies, I just remembered I got, 1126 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,687 my cable guy's coming tomorrow so... 1127 00:57:51,689 --> 00:57:52,557 Just go. 1128 00:57:54,759 --> 00:57:55,993 Yeah. 1129 00:57:55,995 --> 00:57:57,130 - Go. - Oh god! 1130 00:58:03,368 --> 00:58:05,537 (vomiting) 1131 00:58:07,439 --> 00:58:10,172 What the hell is wrong with you? 1132 00:58:10,174 --> 00:58:13,076 What the hell does it look like? 1133 00:58:13,078 --> 00:58:15,214 I can't do this anymore. 1134 00:58:16,482 --> 00:58:19,449 You know I have held your hair when you threw up 1135 00:58:19,451 --> 00:58:22,585 into a urinal after a Jaeger bender so don't 1136 00:58:22,587 --> 00:58:26,355 get all high and mighty on me, sister. 1137 00:58:26,357 --> 00:58:27,391 Bird, are you okay? 1138 00:58:27,393 --> 00:58:28,525 Yeah, I'm okay. 1139 00:58:28,527 --> 00:58:31,130 You wanna come home with me? 1140 00:58:32,263 --> 00:58:33,629 You're being a dick. 1141 00:58:33,631 --> 00:58:36,635 Take a shower and clean yourself up. 1142 00:58:38,770 --> 00:58:41,203 [Bird] Who was that? 1143 00:58:41,205 --> 00:58:42,205 Lilli. 1144 00:58:42,207 --> 00:58:43,607 No, who was the guy? 1145 00:58:43,609 --> 00:58:47,080 Um, the guy was no one, he was Gabriel 1146 00:58:48,279 --> 00:58:50,379 who bought me a drink. 1147 00:58:50,381 --> 00:58:52,516 You were supposed to be picking me up! 1148 00:58:52,518 --> 00:58:54,120 I had a bad day. 1149 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,087 Arlo and I had a fight. 1150 00:58:58,089 --> 00:58:59,089 What about? 1151 00:58:59,091 --> 00:59:01,757 I am not telling you that. 1152 00:59:01,759 --> 00:59:03,095 You are a kid. 1153 00:59:04,297 --> 00:59:09,366 There are things, things that grownups don't tell kids. 1154 00:59:09,368 --> 00:59:11,435 You are not a grownup. 1155 00:59:11,437 --> 00:59:12,701 I'm the grownup! 1156 00:59:12,703 --> 00:59:14,703 All the time around here, okay? 1157 00:59:14,705 --> 00:59:16,640 I am the grownup. 1158 00:59:16,642 --> 00:59:19,708 Okay, you can be the grownup, see if I care. 1159 00:59:19,710 --> 00:59:21,113 Fine, I will! 1160 00:59:22,147 --> 00:59:23,580 (door slams) 1161 00:59:23,582 --> 00:59:24,450 Mommy! 1162 00:59:30,823 --> 00:59:32,288 Oh god. 1163 00:59:32,290 --> 00:59:33,158 Mommy! 1164 00:59:36,694 --> 00:59:38,163 I want some pot. 1165 00:59:39,832 --> 00:59:40,700 What? 1166 00:59:42,234 --> 00:59:43,033 Oh. 1167 00:59:43,035 --> 00:59:44,600 I wanna smoke some of your pot. 1168 00:59:44,602 --> 00:59:46,368 Absolutely not. 1169 00:59:46,370 --> 00:59:47,670 You say it's for cramps, right? 1170 00:59:47,672 --> 00:59:49,772 So I definitely want some pot. 1171 00:59:49,774 --> 00:59:51,208 No. 1172 00:59:51,210 --> 00:59:52,775 Good god Baby Bird. 1173 00:59:52,777 --> 00:59:54,210 Bird. 1174 00:59:54,212 --> 00:59:55,179 Bird. 1175 00:59:55,181 --> 00:59:58,315 Could you be making this any harder on me? 1176 00:59:58,317 --> 01:00:01,750 Just like read or write in your secret little journal 1177 01:00:01,752 --> 01:00:06,388 or whatever, just do something, I can't this morning. 1178 01:00:06,390 --> 01:00:07,656 You're hungover. 1179 01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:08,725 Yeah. 1180 01:00:08,727 --> 01:00:11,328 [Bird] So that's gross. 1181 01:00:11,330 --> 01:00:13,462 Oh you're gross. 1182 01:00:13,464 --> 01:00:17,602 Don't wake me up again unless the house is on fire. 1183 01:00:38,890 --> 01:00:39,758 God! 1184 01:01:35,846 --> 01:01:37,813 (coughing) 1185 01:01:37,815 --> 01:01:40,951 ("To Sir With Love" by Lulu) 1186 01:01:40,953 --> 01:01:44,422 ♪ Those schoolgirl days 1187 01:01:45,591 --> 01:01:49,728 ♪ Of telling tales and biting nails are gone 1188 01:01:55,433 --> 01:01:58,236 ♪ But in my mind 1189 01:02:00,439 --> 01:02:04,576 ♪ I know they will still live on and on 1190 01:02:10,314 --> 01:02:13,583 ♪ But how do you thank someone 1191 01:02:13,585 --> 01:02:17,723 ♪ Who has taken you from crayons to perfume 1192 01:02:19,591 --> 01:02:23,395 ♪ It isn't easy but I'll try 1193 01:02:27,832 --> 01:02:30,569 (frantic music) 1194 01:02:41,913 --> 01:02:43,812 (laughing) 1195 01:02:43,814 --> 01:02:46,783 Oh look what the little baby bird is buying. 1196 01:02:46,785 --> 01:02:47,783 Tampons. (laughing) 1197 01:02:47,785 --> 01:02:50,553 Do you even know what to do with one of those? 1198 01:02:50,555 --> 01:02:51,424 Shut up. 1199 01:03:10,808 --> 01:03:12,344 Hey, kid, stop! 1200 01:03:13,978 --> 01:03:15,580 Joe stop that kid! 1201 01:03:18,649 --> 01:03:20,917 [Officer] So who's the girl? 1202 01:03:20,919 --> 01:03:21,917 I'm sorry what? 1203 01:03:21,919 --> 01:03:23,455 Who's the girl? 1204 01:03:24,455 --> 01:03:25,591 Oh the girl. 1205 01:03:26,757 --> 01:03:29,658 She was the one who hit me the other day. 1206 01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:30,328 Okay. 1207 01:03:31,797 --> 01:03:34,663 Why'd you steal a box of tampons? 1208 01:03:34,665 --> 01:03:37,567 Well the ones at my house are really weird 1209 01:03:37,569 --> 01:03:40,737 and giant, purple, it's just really weird 1210 01:03:40,739 --> 01:03:42,504 so I came here and we ran out of pads 1211 01:03:42,506 --> 01:03:44,708 and I hate the pads, they just always crinkle 1212 01:03:44,710 --> 01:03:46,042 when you walk and you can feel them 1213 01:03:46,044 --> 01:03:48,111 and then sometimes you can just end up bleeding 1214 01:03:48,113 --> 01:03:49,582 like everywhere. 1215 01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:57,721 Have you been drinking any or eat anything strange? 1216 01:03:57,723 --> 01:03:59,422 You been smoking? 1217 01:03:59,424 --> 01:04:01,357 Is there something you wanna tell me? 1218 01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:03,393 It's okay, you can talk to me. 1219 01:04:03,395 --> 01:04:04,393 What is going on? 1220 01:04:04,395 --> 01:04:05,895 My car was still at the diner. 1221 01:04:05,897 --> 01:04:06,766 Miss. 1222 01:04:07,933 --> 01:04:08,801 Styles. 1223 01:04:09,935 --> 01:04:11,003 Jenny Styles. 1224 01:04:12,770 --> 01:04:13,969 This is your daughter? 1225 01:04:13,971 --> 01:04:15,804 Yeah, Bird. 1226 01:04:15,806 --> 01:04:18,540 Robin, her real name is Robin but we call... 1227 01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:19,811 What's going on? 1228 01:04:22,114 --> 01:04:23,846 Your daughter got caught stealing 1229 01:04:23,848 --> 01:04:25,614 this box of tampons. 1230 01:04:25,616 --> 01:04:26,885 Bird, come on! 1231 01:04:28,652 --> 01:04:31,955 I think she's been smoking marijuana also. 1232 01:04:31,957 --> 01:04:32,825 Come on! 1233 01:04:34,759 --> 01:04:37,962 Miss can I speak to you for a moment? 1234 01:04:38,897 --> 01:04:41,464 Those are mine, oh my god those are mine. 1235 01:04:41,466 --> 01:04:42,101 Ma'am. 1236 01:04:51,109 --> 01:04:55,448 Now look the situation is usually pretty (mumbling). 1237 01:04:56,948 --> 01:04:59,181 What concerns me is the pot. 1238 01:04:59,183 --> 01:05:00,516 How old is she? 1239 01:05:00,518 --> 01:05:01,518 11. 1240 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,388 No, 12. 1241 01:05:03,622 --> 01:05:04,620 You have sole custody of her? 1242 01:05:04,622 --> 01:05:06,188 Of course, she's my kid, of course I have 1243 01:05:06,190 --> 01:05:08,458 sole custody of her. 1244 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:09,458 Okay. 1245 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,627 What happened today? 1246 01:05:10,629 --> 01:05:12,694 She got bullied. 1247 01:05:12,696 --> 01:05:14,496 She's been in a fight. 1248 01:05:14,498 --> 01:05:16,766 The girl was here and she needed money. 1249 01:05:16,768 --> 01:05:20,069 Now this is all something you should be handling. 1250 01:05:20,071 --> 01:05:21,940 She's 12 and you're... 1251 01:05:23,107 --> 01:05:23,975 30. 1252 01:05:25,176 --> 01:05:27,743 Get your act together. 1253 01:05:27,745 --> 01:05:29,745 Keep the marijuana away from your kid. 1254 01:05:29,747 --> 01:05:32,417 I'm assuming it's yours, right? 1255 01:05:33,685 --> 01:05:35,217 Keep the marijuana away from the kid 1256 01:05:35,219 --> 01:05:37,890 and get this girl some tampons. 1257 01:05:44,629 --> 01:05:47,596 Take care of yourself, okay? 1258 01:05:47,598 --> 01:05:48,797 You brought the cops down on us? 1259 01:05:48,799 --> 01:05:50,935 - No, I'm sorry. - Come on. 1260 01:05:57,942 --> 01:06:00,009 You know I am supposed to be at work right now? 1261 01:06:00,011 --> 01:06:02,545 [Arlo] What's going on? 1262 01:06:02,547 --> 01:06:04,513 She was caught shoplifting these. 1263 01:06:04,515 --> 01:06:06,616 She got into my pot and went shoplifting high. 1264 01:06:06,618 --> 01:06:07,783 Well that shouldn't be too hard. 1265 01:06:07,785 --> 01:06:08,784 Am I gonna go to jail? 1266 01:06:08,786 --> 01:06:09,853 No sweetheart. 1267 01:06:09,855 --> 01:06:11,254 What? 1268 01:06:11,256 --> 01:06:13,121 Getting into your pot. 1269 01:06:13,123 --> 01:06:14,757 What's that supposed to mean? 1270 01:06:14,759 --> 01:06:16,993 Means it's always out, lying around. 1271 01:06:16,995 --> 01:06:18,094 She's a kid. 1272 01:06:18,096 --> 01:06:21,897 Yeah, she's my kid so it's none of your business. 1273 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,533 Where were you last night? 1274 01:06:23,535 --> 01:06:25,100 I was home. 1275 01:06:25,102 --> 01:06:26,736 What? 1276 01:06:26,738 --> 01:06:28,170 After work I went by to talk to you some more 1277 01:06:28,172 --> 01:06:31,641 and you had already left but you weren't here. 1278 01:06:31,643 --> 01:06:33,842 And you haven't been answering my calls. 1279 01:06:33,844 --> 01:06:35,545 He bought her a drink. 1280 01:06:35,547 --> 01:06:36,712 Who bought her a drink? 1281 01:06:36,714 --> 01:06:38,114 Bird, nobody. 1282 01:06:38,116 --> 01:06:39,915 Nobody bought you a drink. 1283 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:42,150 Nobody bought me a drink, I had a drink 1284 01:06:42,152 --> 01:06:43,886 and then I came home, big deal. 1285 01:06:43,888 --> 01:06:45,888 How did you get home? 1286 01:06:45,890 --> 01:06:46,989 [Bird] Gabriel. 1287 01:06:46,991 --> 01:06:48,460 Who's Gabriel? 1288 01:06:49,127 --> 01:06:50,859 [Bird] He bought her a drink. 1289 01:06:50,861 --> 01:06:53,897 Come on Jen, what is this? 1290 01:06:53,899 --> 01:06:55,899 Go in the house Bird. 1291 01:06:55,901 --> 01:06:56,766 [Bird] No. 1292 01:06:56,768 --> 01:06:57,634 Bird! 1293 01:06:57,636 --> 01:06:58,301 Go in the house! 1294 01:06:58,303 --> 01:06:59,705 Really Jenny? 1295 01:07:01,239 --> 01:07:02,107 Seriously? 1296 01:07:12,149 --> 01:07:13,084 I love you. 1297 01:07:15,185 --> 01:07:16,521 You know that. 1298 01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,158 Bird, I love you too. 1299 01:07:26,598 --> 01:07:30,600 So what, I get to be the bad guy with you too? 1300 01:07:30,602 --> 01:07:31,937 Great, just bail. 1301 01:07:34,973 --> 01:07:35,841 Arlo. 1302 01:07:38,777 --> 01:07:41,643 Oh my god, you are ruining my life. 1303 01:07:41,645 --> 01:07:42,580 Ruining it! 1304 01:07:44,683 --> 01:07:45,781 I don't know what makes you think you can act like that 1305 01:07:45,783 --> 01:07:47,984 and it's not gonna cause problems for me. 1306 01:07:47,986 --> 01:07:49,152 What were you thinking? 1307 01:07:49,154 --> 01:07:51,120 Narcing me out for having a drink? 1308 01:07:51,122 --> 01:07:52,288 I like Arlo! 1309 01:07:52,290 --> 01:07:53,355 He's nice to me. 1310 01:07:53,357 --> 01:07:54,656 And I'm not? 1311 01:07:54,658 --> 01:07:56,725 I don't do nice things for you? 1312 01:07:56,727 --> 01:07:59,194 God you used to be such a nice kid! 1313 01:07:59,196 --> 01:08:02,165 Yes I used to be such a nice kid! 1314 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:05,000 But now I can't even be a kid anymore. 1315 01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:06,935 And no, you're not nice to me. 1316 01:08:06,937 --> 01:08:10,173 You don't let me do what I wanna do. 1317 01:08:10,175 --> 01:08:12,111 What do you wanna do? 1318 01:08:13,178 --> 01:08:16,279 I wanna go grocery shopping with real money 1319 01:08:16,281 --> 01:08:18,380 so I can just buy my own tampons instead of 1320 01:08:18,382 --> 01:08:20,650 having to steal it! 1321 01:08:20,652 --> 01:08:21,718 Okay? 1322 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,052 I want to have a mom who could pick me up for once! 1323 01:08:24,054 --> 01:08:27,123 Just once, could you please pick me up for once? 1324 01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:30,996 I want to have friends again, I wanna go home! 1325 01:08:34,099 --> 01:08:35,701 I want a real mom. 1326 01:08:41,372 --> 01:08:43,007 I hate you so much. 1327 01:08:45,010 --> 01:08:47,012 I wish you never had me. 1328 01:08:57,221 --> 01:08:58,090 Fine. 1329 01:09:05,095 --> 01:09:06,297 Get in the car. 1330 01:09:08,265 --> 01:09:10,133 Where are we going? 1331 01:09:10,135 --> 01:09:13,072 (thunder rumbling) 1332 01:09:24,049 --> 01:09:25,414 I'm giving her to you. 1333 01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:26,883 Here, take her. 1334 01:09:26,885 --> 01:09:27,917 Do whatever you do with them. 1335 01:09:27,919 --> 01:09:28,884 Put her up for adoption. 1336 01:09:28,886 --> 01:09:29,951 Whatever. 1337 01:09:29,953 --> 01:09:33,289 I'm sorry, what's going on here? 1338 01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:35,290 Safe baby drop off. 1339 01:09:35,292 --> 01:09:36,292 No questions asked. 1340 01:09:36,294 --> 01:09:37,392 She's all yours. 1341 01:09:37,394 --> 01:09:41,097 Yeah safe baby drop off, she's a kid. 1342 01:09:41,099 --> 01:09:42,097 I know my rights. 1343 01:09:42,099 --> 01:09:43,298 I have until she's 18. 1344 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:44,366 You have to take her. 1345 01:09:44,368 --> 01:09:45,368 Is that right? 1346 01:09:45,370 --> 01:09:47,105 That can't be right. 1347 01:09:51,242 --> 01:09:52,911 Have a nice life. 1348 01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:55,347 Mom! 1349 01:09:58,916 --> 01:09:59,785 Um... 1350 01:10:00,984 --> 01:10:02,720 Okay I'm not sure... 1351 01:10:04,022 --> 01:10:05,157 You know what? 1352 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:08,227 Let me get someone, okay? 1353 01:10:09,394 --> 01:10:10,729 She left me. 1354 01:10:11,795 --> 01:10:14,030 I know kid, I know. 1355 01:10:14,032 --> 01:10:16,101 I'm just, I'm not sure... 1356 01:10:18,737 --> 01:10:19,872 She left me. 1357 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,838 She left me. 1358 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:26,878 Can I get you a bottle of water or something? 1359 01:10:30,415 --> 01:10:31,283 No. 1360 01:10:38,322 --> 01:10:39,457 Here you go. 1361 01:10:42,961 --> 01:10:45,061 Okay kid, stay here. 1362 01:10:45,063 --> 01:10:46,829 I'm gonna go get someone. 1363 01:10:46,831 --> 01:10:48,033 Just stay here. 1364 01:11:01,979 --> 01:11:04,248 (murmuring) 1365 01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,856 I want to go to the Valley. 1366 01:11:46,858 --> 01:11:48,524 I've got cash. 1367 01:11:48,526 --> 01:11:49,394 Okay. 1368 01:12:03,841 --> 01:12:05,007 Where is she? 1369 01:12:05,009 --> 01:12:05,874 I just walked in here. 1370 01:12:05,876 --> 01:12:08,076 We were trying to figure out who to call. 1371 01:12:08,078 --> 01:12:09,846 And you let her leave? 1372 01:12:09,848 --> 01:12:13,883 What is wrong with you, she's just a kid! 1373 01:12:13,885 --> 01:12:14,883 [Arlo] Hello? 1374 01:12:14,885 --> 01:12:16,352 [Jenny] Arlo, she's gone. 1375 01:12:16,354 --> 01:12:17,222 Bird is gone. 1376 01:12:18,389 --> 01:12:20,088 What, where did she go, what happened? 1377 01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:21,156 Tell me. 1378 01:12:21,158 --> 01:12:22,227 I left her. 1379 01:12:23,094 --> 01:12:25,127 I left her at the fire station. 1380 01:12:25,129 --> 01:12:26,462 The fire... 1381 01:12:26,464 --> 01:12:28,063 Wait, was there a fire? 1382 01:12:28,065 --> 01:12:29,365 No. 1383 01:12:29,367 --> 01:12:30,600 Safe baby drop off. 1384 01:12:30,602 --> 01:12:32,168 Safe baby. 1385 01:12:32,170 --> 01:12:34,402 I was so angry at her, I didn't mean it, 1386 01:12:34,404 --> 01:12:36,338 but I just dropped her off and then she left. 1387 01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:39,811 God I'm a terrible person, I'm terrible. 1388 01:12:42,947 --> 01:12:44,312 Arlo? 1389 01:12:44,314 --> 01:12:46,582 I know that you are really mad at me and you have 1390 01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:47,650 every right to be. 1391 01:12:47,652 --> 01:12:50,285 I have been acting like a dick and I see that now 1392 01:12:50,287 --> 01:12:54,425 I just, I really need you to help me find Bird, please. 1393 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,169 Okay. 1394 01:13:06,371 --> 01:13:08,937 Where do you think she would go? 1395 01:13:08,939 --> 01:13:10,209 Lilli's maybe? 1396 01:13:11,475 --> 01:13:12,342 Maybe she called her? 1397 01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:14,377 She doesn't have a cell phone right? 1398 01:13:14,379 --> 01:13:15,911 [Jenny] No. 1399 01:13:15,913 --> 01:13:18,179 Does she have any money? 1400 01:13:18,181 --> 01:13:19,050 Yeah. 1401 01:13:19,984 --> 01:13:21,116 Do you think she might have gone home? 1402 01:13:21,118 --> 01:13:24,286 I don't know, she is really angry at me right now. 1403 01:13:24,288 --> 01:13:28,089 No I mean home home, like Reseda home. 1404 01:13:28,091 --> 01:13:29,659 Why would she go... 1405 01:13:29,661 --> 01:13:33,065 Oh, maybe, maybe, yeah, she might have. 1406 01:13:37,402 --> 01:13:39,101 Call Lilli and go home. 1407 01:13:39,103 --> 01:13:41,303 No no no no no, Arlo I can't go home. 1408 01:13:41,305 --> 01:13:42,271 I have to look for her. 1409 01:13:42,273 --> 01:13:43,205 Jenny. 1410 01:13:43,207 --> 01:13:46,441 If Bird comes home you need to be there. 1411 01:13:46,443 --> 01:13:49,477 You need to be there for her. 1412 01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,480 You hear what I'm saying? 1413 01:13:51,482 --> 01:13:52,350 Yes. 1414 01:13:53,318 --> 01:13:54,186 Okay. 1415 01:13:55,086 --> 01:13:57,289 I'm gonna go to the Valley. 1416 01:13:59,724 --> 01:14:01,457 [Taxi Driver] If you just told me an address. 1417 01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:03,292 I can find it. 1418 01:14:03,294 --> 01:14:06,594 Okay I lived here for almost a whole year, okay? 1419 01:14:06,596 --> 01:14:08,097 I can find it. 1420 01:14:08,099 --> 01:14:10,499 Bird, Bird, is she here? 1421 01:14:10,501 --> 01:14:13,639 (gentle twangy music) 1422 01:14:22,112 --> 01:14:25,448 [Taxi Driver] Not a street name? 1423 01:14:25,450 --> 01:14:27,118 I don't remember. 1424 01:14:28,419 --> 01:14:31,422 [Taxi Driver] What about a number? 1425 01:14:33,256 --> 01:14:37,395 Um... I don't know, I think it started with a 12. 1426 01:14:52,143 --> 01:14:53,575 That's it, right over there. 1427 01:14:53,577 --> 01:14:54,776 Are you sure? 1428 01:14:54,778 --> 01:14:59,147 Looks like every other apartment house we've seen tonight. 1429 01:14:59,149 --> 01:15:00,484 Yeah, I'm sure. 1430 01:15:34,652 --> 01:15:37,456 (doorbell rings) 1431 01:15:39,157 --> 01:15:40,688 Yes? 1432 01:15:40,690 --> 01:15:42,124 Hi Mrs. Allen. 1433 01:15:42,126 --> 01:15:43,662 Oh my gosh, Robin. 1434 01:15:45,395 --> 01:15:47,762 What are you wearing? 1435 01:15:47,764 --> 01:15:49,731 Is your mom... 1436 01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:50,934 She's over... 1437 01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:56,472 Can I come in? 1438 01:15:56,474 --> 01:15:58,339 I really want to talk to Amy. 1439 01:15:58,341 --> 01:16:01,142 I'm sorry, Amy's not here, she went to a little party 1440 01:16:01,144 --> 01:16:04,648 over at, uh, honey, what's that girl's name? 1441 01:16:06,483 --> 01:16:09,218 [Man] Synthia, with an S. 1442 01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:11,619 She's over at Synthia's. 1443 01:16:11,621 --> 01:16:13,758 Do you know where that is? 1444 01:16:25,569 --> 01:16:26,438 Jen. 1445 01:16:27,671 --> 01:16:29,306 - Jen. - Please don't. 1446 01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:32,240 Not right now. 1447 01:16:32,242 --> 01:16:33,644 Just please don't. 1448 01:16:34,545 --> 01:16:35,677 I see everything. 1449 01:16:35,679 --> 01:16:37,679 I get it, okay? 1450 01:16:37,681 --> 01:16:40,085 I finally get it this time. 1451 01:16:40,818 --> 01:16:41,686 Just... 1452 01:16:43,254 --> 01:16:44,389 Not right now. 1453 01:16:56,399 --> 01:16:57,536 And thank you. 1454 01:16:59,636 --> 01:17:01,706 (crying) 1455 01:17:05,443 --> 01:17:08,380 (upbeat pop music) 1456 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:11,583 (knocking) 1457 01:17:15,653 --> 01:17:16,521 Yeah? 1458 01:17:17,487 --> 01:17:19,254 Synthia it's me, Robin. 1459 01:17:19,256 --> 01:17:21,390 Robin, what are you doing here? 1460 01:17:21,392 --> 01:17:23,159 I need to talk to Amy. 1461 01:17:23,161 --> 01:17:24,560 Can I talk to her? 1462 01:17:24,562 --> 01:17:25,927 Yeah, but we're all like kind of in the middle 1463 01:17:25,929 --> 01:17:27,629 of something right now. 1464 01:17:27,631 --> 01:17:28,931 What are you doing here? 1465 01:17:28,933 --> 01:17:30,332 I need to talk to you. 1466 01:17:30,334 --> 01:17:33,671 Can I just talk to you for like a minute? 1467 01:17:34,639 --> 01:17:35,574 Go ahead. 1468 01:17:40,377 --> 01:17:41,843 It's a totally supervised party, 1469 01:17:41,845 --> 01:17:42,911 - I mean... - Yeah. 1470 01:17:42,913 --> 01:17:44,346 I just thought she'd rather be there than here. 1471 01:17:44,348 --> 01:17:45,347 Sure, sure. 1472 01:17:45,349 --> 01:17:46,915 So can you give me the address? 1473 01:17:46,917 --> 01:17:48,249 Yeah, it's... 1474 01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:49,884 At her friend's house in the Valley 1475 01:17:49,886 --> 01:17:51,219 so I'm gonna pick her up, I'm just 1476 01:17:51,221 --> 01:17:52,288 a couple blocks away. 1477 01:17:52,290 --> 01:17:53,621 What are you wearing? 1478 01:17:53,623 --> 01:17:55,794 You're like, you're a mess. 1479 01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:00,598 Um, I smoked pot. 1480 01:18:02,767 --> 01:18:05,868 I almost got arrested and I got really really pissed 1481 01:18:05,870 --> 01:18:07,969 at my mom so now Arlo's gone 1482 01:18:07,971 --> 01:18:11,509 and she dropped me off at a fire station. 1483 01:18:13,344 --> 01:18:16,911 And now everything's just really, really screwed up. 1484 01:18:16,913 --> 01:18:17,782 Jeez. 1485 01:18:18,782 --> 01:18:22,419 I mean, that's too bad and stuff, but, um... 1486 01:18:25,255 --> 01:18:26,754 We're kind of in the middle of something. 1487 01:18:26,756 --> 01:18:28,160 With Synthia? 1488 01:18:28,893 --> 01:18:30,761 With stuck up Synthia? 1489 01:18:31,662 --> 01:18:35,364 Do you even remember how we used to laugh about her? 1490 01:18:35,366 --> 01:18:39,235 About how she was never, ever nice to us? 1491 01:18:39,237 --> 01:18:41,603 She treated us like we were invisible. 1492 01:18:41,605 --> 01:18:42,741 Yeah well... 1493 01:18:44,608 --> 01:18:46,008 I dunno. 1494 01:18:46,010 --> 01:18:48,276 What are you guys even doing in there? 1495 01:18:48,278 --> 01:18:50,311 We're playing seven minutes in heaven. 1496 01:18:50,313 --> 01:18:53,915 You know, you get locked in with a guy for seven minutes. 1497 01:18:53,917 --> 01:18:54,786 It's okay. 1498 01:18:56,319 --> 01:18:58,419 I got my first period. 1499 01:18:58,421 --> 01:19:00,356 Jeez Robin. 1500 01:19:00,358 --> 01:19:01,226 Grow up. 1501 01:19:02,727 --> 01:19:04,759 That happened for me like months ago. 1502 01:19:04,761 --> 01:19:07,262 I only moved away from here like three months ago. 1503 01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:08,399 Yeah well... 1504 01:19:09,466 --> 01:19:12,403 It happened in front of everyone. 1505 01:19:16,706 --> 01:19:20,244 Look, I've had a really, really bad week. 1506 01:19:24,715 --> 01:19:28,653 I guess I just wanted to come home and see you. 1507 01:19:29,620 --> 01:19:31,719 Guess I can't now right. 1508 01:19:31,721 --> 01:19:34,589 Yo doll, there you are. 1509 01:19:34,591 --> 01:19:35,958 You had me worried girl. 1510 01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,959 Come on, no calls, no texts. 1511 01:19:37,961 --> 01:19:40,995 We were supposed to meet for cocktails like an hour ago. 1512 01:19:40,997 --> 01:19:42,597 Arlo, Bird's boyfriend. 1513 01:19:42,599 --> 01:19:43,734 How you doing? 1514 01:19:46,037 --> 01:19:47,869 So what do you guys got going here? 1515 01:19:47,871 --> 01:19:49,471 Little party? 1516 01:19:49,473 --> 01:19:50,505 So? 1517 01:19:50,507 --> 01:19:51,376 So? 1518 01:19:52,943 --> 01:19:57,282 You don't wanna hang out at a lame Valley party, do you? 1519 01:19:59,382 --> 01:20:00,518 Not anymore. 1520 01:20:01,719 --> 01:20:03,352 So not your style. 1521 01:20:03,354 --> 01:20:04,022 Shall we? 1522 01:20:07,657 --> 01:20:08,526 Ladies. 1523 01:20:15,465 --> 01:20:17,602 You do what you had to do? 1524 01:20:18,803 --> 01:20:19,671 I did. 1525 01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:27,676 Well kid, you know what they say about the Valley. 1526 01:20:27,678 --> 01:20:28,613 No, what? 1527 01:20:31,681 --> 01:20:33,350 The Valley sucks. 1528 01:20:34,551 --> 01:20:36,554 You are an LA woman now. 1529 01:20:39,122 --> 01:20:39,991 Yeah. 1530 01:20:42,693 --> 01:20:43,962 Fuck the Valley. 1531 01:21:01,412 --> 01:21:02,347 You okay? 1532 01:21:03,781 --> 01:21:04,916 I went home. 1533 01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:09,418 (knocking) 1534 01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:10,819 [Jenny] Can I come in? 1535 01:21:10,821 --> 01:21:11,689 Yeah. 1536 01:21:15,492 --> 01:21:17,025 Is Arlo mad at me? 1537 01:21:17,027 --> 01:21:18,761 No. 1538 01:21:18,763 --> 01:21:20,564 Is Arlo mad at you? 1539 01:21:21,998 --> 01:21:23,531 Are you mad at me? 1540 01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:25,901 You must wanna kill me. 1541 01:21:25,903 --> 01:21:27,602 I would. 1542 01:21:27,604 --> 01:21:29,070 If there was a place I could drop you off 1543 01:21:29,072 --> 01:21:30,972 I would've too. 1544 01:21:30,974 --> 01:21:32,540 [Jenny] I can't believe I did that. 1545 01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:33,544 You did that. 1546 01:21:37,614 --> 01:21:39,748 [Jenny] That was a terrible thing to do. 1547 01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:40,885 Yeah it was. 1548 01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:44,852 You are so smart, Bird. 1549 01:21:44,854 --> 01:21:46,687 So much smarter than me 1550 01:21:46,689 --> 01:21:50,828 and sometimes I just can't believe that you're my kid. 1551 01:21:53,997 --> 01:21:56,667 And then I go and I mess it up. 1552 01:21:57,835 --> 01:21:59,837 I just love you so much. 1553 01:22:04,642 --> 01:22:07,976 And I know that I am a mess as a mom and... 1554 01:22:07,978 --> 01:22:10,012 You can be a pretty cool mom. 1555 01:22:10,014 --> 01:22:12,079 I really screwed this one up though. 1556 01:22:12,081 --> 01:22:12,950 Yeah. 1557 01:22:15,118 --> 01:22:17,585 I'm getting better, right? 1558 01:22:17,587 --> 01:22:19,487 Calling you the right name. 1559 01:22:19,489 --> 01:22:20,157 Totally. 1560 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:24,028 So. 1561 01:22:25,729 --> 01:22:30,566 What was it like back in the Valley, what did you see? 1562 01:22:30,568 --> 01:22:31,436 Um... 1563 01:22:34,638 --> 01:22:39,475 It was kind of like it wasn't really there anymore. 1564 01:22:39,477 --> 01:22:41,008 Like it wasn't there, huh? 1565 01:22:41,010 --> 01:22:42,511 I'm never going back. 1566 01:22:42,513 --> 01:22:45,716 You don't ever have to go back, Bird. 1567 01:22:48,486 --> 01:22:49,685 Do you need anything? 1568 01:22:49,687 --> 01:22:53,925 Like water, extra blanket, really big giant purple tampon? 1569 01:22:55,693 --> 01:22:57,025 (laughs) 1570 01:22:57,027 --> 01:22:58,897 - No, I'm good. - Okay. 1571 01:23:00,598 --> 01:23:01,933 - Hey Mom? - Yeah. 1572 01:23:02,867 --> 01:23:06,604 How come you never apologize for anything? 1573 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:11,743 Um... 1574 01:23:16,145 --> 01:23:17,215 I don't know. 1575 01:23:18,681 --> 01:23:19,550 Um... 1576 01:23:24,554 --> 01:23:27,558 I guess 'cause if I don't apologize, 1577 01:23:30,661 --> 01:23:34,131 then it can always be someone else's fault. 1578 01:23:36,032 --> 01:23:38,767 But I never wanted it to feel like it was yours, 1579 01:23:38,769 --> 01:23:39,838 that's awful. 1580 01:23:46,175 --> 01:23:49,046 (phone vibrating) 1581 01:23:52,550 --> 01:23:56,688 Um, Grandma messaged and said that they are singing 1582 01:23:59,223 --> 01:24:03,691 a special bjang for you today at the 'shram. 1583 01:24:03,693 --> 01:24:05,227 - Really? - Mm hmm. 1584 01:24:05,229 --> 01:24:07,628 That's pretty cool. 1585 01:24:07,630 --> 01:24:09,099 But what's a bjang? 1586 01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:11,502 It's a song. 1587 01:24:13,037 --> 01:24:14,839 Special just for you. 1588 01:24:17,006 --> 01:24:18,809 Which is pretty cool. 1589 01:24:20,176 --> 01:24:21,045 Yeah. 1590 01:24:25,715 --> 01:24:27,184 Good, good, good. 1591 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:30,755 Whoops. 1592 01:24:32,822 --> 01:24:34,121 I love you. 1593 01:24:34,123 --> 01:24:35,591 Awesome. 1594 01:24:35,593 --> 01:24:37,058 Okay. 1595 01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:39,663 I learned how to take a cab. 1596 01:24:50,139 --> 01:24:51,073 (laughing) 1597 01:24:51,075 --> 01:24:51,943 Wow. 1598 01:25:29,013 --> 01:25:31,282 Do we wanna talk about that? 1599 01:25:34,084 --> 01:25:34,952 No. 1600 01:25:49,099 --> 01:25:50,034 I love you. 1601 01:25:54,071 --> 01:25:54,939 Really? 1602 01:25:56,172 --> 01:25:57,041 Mm hmm. 1603 01:26:01,211 --> 01:26:02,080 Well. 1604 01:26:03,313 --> 01:26:06,682 I'm afraid that's not gonna cut it. 1605 01:26:06,684 --> 01:26:08,886 But you are getting warmer. 1606 01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:22,200 I love you. 1607 01:26:30,206 --> 01:26:31,341 There we go. 1608 01:26:47,357 --> 01:26:50,028 (gentle music) 1609 01:27:01,438 --> 01:27:03,775 (tapping) 1610 01:27:04,942 --> 01:27:07,211 (murmuring) 1611 01:27:12,448 --> 01:27:15,016 You literally have nothing in your refrigerator. 1612 01:27:15,018 --> 01:27:17,384 [Jenny] That's not true, there's like yogurt 1613 01:27:17,386 --> 01:27:19,322 or something like that. 1614 01:27:23,993 --> 01:27:26,994 Just gonna see what I make. 1615 01:27:26,996 --> 01:27:28,429 Okay. 1616 01:27:28,431 --> 01:27:29,397 Oh my, really? 1617 01:27:29,399 --> 01:27:31,767 There's a french fry in here, in the yogurt. 1618 01:27:31,769 --> 01:27:32,837 Gimme that. 1619 01:27:33,903 --> 01:27:34,772 Mm. 1620 01:27:35,773 --> 01:27:37,004 Wow, really? 1621 01:27:37,006 --> 01:27:38,373 Okay. 1622 01:27:38,375 --> 01:27:40,040 I've never tried that. 1623 01:27:40,042 --> 01:27:41,343 It's not great. 1624 01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:42,413 Okay, okay. 1625 01:27:43,546 --> 01:27:45,146 Morning. 1626 01:27:45,148 --> 01:27:47,048 What are you guys doing up? 1627 01:27:47,050 --> 01:27:50,321 We are making the coffee this morning. 1628 01:27:51,522 --> 01:27:53,190 - Hey mom? - Mm hmm. 1629 01:27:55,358 --> 01:27:56,223 [Arlo] What? 1630 01:27:56,225 --> 01:27:57,295 I wanna know. 1631 01:28:04,233 --> 01:28:05,102 Oh, yeah. 1632 01:28:06,804 --> 01:28:08,102 Nice. 1633 01:28:08,104 --> 01:28:09,103 Good work. 1634 01:28:09,105 --> 01:28:10,405 Yeah. 1635 01:28:10,407 --> 01:28:11,409 Good work. 1636 01:28:28,024 --> 01:28:30,191 You, you got this. 1637 01:28:30,193 --> 01:28:33,395 [Jenny] Oh I got this, I got this. 1638 01:28:33,397 --> 01:28:34,265 I think. 1639 01:28:42,005 --> 01:28:43,007 - Hey. - Hey. 1640 01:28:44,942 --> 01:28:46,307 Um... 1641 01:28:46,309 --> 01:28:48,008 I just wanted to say thank you for stopping by 1642 01:28:48,010 --> 01:28:49,143 the other day. 1643 01:28:49,145 --> 01:28:50,113 It's cool. 1644 01:28:51,281 --> 01:28:52,614 Alright well I gotta go do something. 1645 01:28:52,616 --> 01:28:54,551 Have fun skateboarding. 1646 01:29:01,090 --> 01:29:02,891 You're getting better. 1647 01:29:02,893 --> 01:29:05,526 At skating, since we moved here. 1648 01:29:05,528 --> 01:29:07,494 I've been watching you. 1649 01:29:07,496 --> 01:29:09,129 A lot better. 1650 01:29:09,131 --> 01:29:11,232 You've been watching me? 1651 01:29:11,234 --> 01:29:13,500 Yeah. (laughs) 1652 01:29:13,502 --> 01:29:15,503 You know when you first moved in the house 1653 01:29:15,505 --> 01:29:18,405 I thought you were pretty. 1654 01:29:18,407 --> 01:29:21,211 Now I think you're really pretty. 1655 01:29:28,218 --> 01:29:29,618 ("Can You Get To That" by Funkadelic) 1656 01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,488 What? 1657 01:29:50,043 --> 01:29:55,043 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1658 01:29:55,045 --> 01:29:59,183 ♪ Well I once had a life or rather life had me 1659 01:30:01,385 --> 01:30:04,552 ♪ I was one among many, 1660 01:30:04,554 --> 01:30:07,923 ♪ Or at least I seemed to be 1661 01:30:07,925 --> 01:30:11,125 ♪ Well I read an old quotation 1662 01:30:11,127 --> 01:30:14,695 ♪ In a book just yesterday 1663 01:30:14,697 --> 01:30:17,531 ♪ Said you're gonna reap just what you sow 1664 01:30:17,533 --> 01:30:21,069 ♪ The debts you make you have to pay 1665 01:30:21,071 --> 01:30:23,070 ♪ Can you get to that 1666 01:30:23,072 --> 01:30:26,173 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1667 01:30:26,175 --> 01:30:29,009 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1668 01:30:29,011 --> 01:30:32,713 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1669 01:30:32,715 --> 01:30:35,683 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1670 01:30:35,685 --> 01:30:38,619 ♪ Well I recollect with mixed emotions 1671 01:30:38,621 --> 01:30:42,190 ♪ All the good times we used to have 1672 01:30:42,192 --> 01:30:45,493 ♪ But you were making preparations for the coming separation 1673 01:30:45,495 --> 01:30:49,129 ♪ And you blew everything we had 1674 01:30:49,131 --> 01:30:52,400 ♪ When you base your life on credit 1675 01:30:52,402 --> 01:30:55,337 ♪ And your lovin' days are done 1676 01:30:55,339 --> 01:30:59,173 ♪ Checks you signed with a love and kiss'll later come back 1677 01:30:59,175 --> 01:31:02,009 ♪ Signed insufficient funds 1678 01:31:02,011 --> 01:31:04,111 ♪ Can you get to that 1679 01:31:04,113 --> 01:31:07,015 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1680 01:31:07,017 --> 01:31:10,285 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1681 01:31:10,287 --> 01:31:13,554 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1682 01:31:13,556 --> 01:31:17,025 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1683 01:31:17,027 --> 01:31:20,395 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1684 01:31:20,397 --> 01:31:23,698 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1685 01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:27,201 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1686 01:31:27,203 --> 01:31:29,637 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1687 01:31:29,639 --> 01:31:33,208 ♪ When you base your life on credit 1688 01:31:33,210 --> 01:31:36,378 ♪ And your lovin' days are done 1689 01:31:36,380 --> 01:31:40,214 ♪ Checks you signed with a love and kiss'll later come back 1690 01:31:40,216 --> 01:31:42,650 ♪ Signed insufficient funds 1691 01:31:42,652 --> 01:31:44,753 ♪ Can you get to that y'all 1692 01:31:44,755 --> 01:31:47,554 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1693 01:31:47,556 --> 01:31:51,058 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1694 01:31:51,060 --> 01:31:54,228 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1695 01:31:54,230 --> 01:31:57,632 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1696 01:31:57,634 --> 01:32:01,102 ♪ Can you get (I wanna know) 1697 01:32:01,104 --> 01:32:04,071 ♪ I wanna know if you can get to that 1698 01:32:04,073 --> 01:32:05,673 ♪ I wanna know 1699 01:32:05,675 --> 01:32:08,679 (mellow rock music) 111896