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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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I can't believe it. I'm married
six years and I'm still happy.
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You're lucky. I think
Louise is cheating on me.
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We're not cheating.
We're just good friends.
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- Look, he's worried.
- He's joking!
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Wait a minute.
Pull the cab over.
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- This ain't the address.
- Be quiet!
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D[Singing]
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Sammy! Tony!
Who's that singing?
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D[Singing]
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- Sounds like Vicki.
- That is Vicki.
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We'll get off here, cabbie.
George, pay the man.
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- What!
- $1.80.
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$ 1.80?
Your meter broken?
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Fellas.
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- It's her.
- Would you look at that?
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It's her.
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DHere in your arms
I'm wealthy tonight
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d When youth has its fling d
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d Love is the thing d
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d While lovers fight for power d
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d We can...
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d Walk among the flowers d
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They were the unhappiest
couple I ever knew.
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And the happiest.
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I thought the third time
they would have made it.
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D Love for you and me d
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[Phil] Vicki and Charley.
Now there's a story.
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I never told you this?
I'm sure I told you.
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I'm gonna tell you the story,
and you're gonna think I'm making it up.
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But I swear this is
exactly how it happened.
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It all started on a warm
June night, 1948.
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My friend, Charley Pearl, had
just announced his engagement...
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to the daughter of the most
important producer in Hollywood.
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Now, for a struggling
comic like myself...
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this was a rare chance to get into
a big-time Hollywood mansion...
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for which I otherwise
would've had no chance at all.
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For Charley it was the beginning
of the biggest roller coaster ride...
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in the history
of modern romance.
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Dd [Swing Music]
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Adele Horner was
a new type dame for Charley.
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She had class, education.
Nice girl.
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You're the only woman
in the world for me, Adele.
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In the whole world?
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In as many
worlds as they got.
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But me and the guys couldn't get
over Charley getting married.
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Here he is,
a good-looking guy...
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with millions coming in from
the family toothpaste business.
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To small-time
bachelors like us...
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Charley Pearl was a god.
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Five feet from
where we're sitting...
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there are three directors
I would sell my mother to meet.
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- You sold your mother last year.
- They returned her.
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Don't ever be funnier
than me, sweetheart.
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He's not in love with her.
I'll tell you that.
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How do you know?
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Well, he might love her.
But he's not hot for her.
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So the hors d'oeuvres are hot.
Isn't that enough?
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Why's he marrying her?
It's not as ifhe needs money.
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She doesn't need his,
so I trust her.
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For Charley that's
a hard thing to find.
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Charley, let's not get
married unless it's forever.
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I'm spoiled rotten.
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And I wouldn't know how
to handle disappointment.
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Every woman
I have ever been with...
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has made her living
from disappointments.
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I need somebody good and
solid to keep me in check.
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I'll hold you to that,
Charley.
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I'll never let you out
of my sight.
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Bite my mouth.
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Go on.
Bite it hard.
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No, Charley.
I don't want to hurt you.
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You don't get it, Adele.
I like it when it hurts.
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Ahem.
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I'm sorry to intrude.
But your father...
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would like a few moments
with Mr. Pearl.
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Don't look so worried.
He already said yes.
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He's been known
to change his mind.
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It's too late.
I already made up mine.
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Sit down, Charley.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Cigar?
- No, thank you.
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- Brandy?
- Not for me.
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Is it true you don't
smoke or drink?
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Stains the teeth.
That's what my father taught me.
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Makes you look impressive.
That's what my father taught me.
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No vices at all,
Charley?
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Oh sure. All the ones
that don't stain the teeth.
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Well, you got
nice teeth.
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How would you
characterize yourself?
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As a playboy?
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I prefer the word
"sportsman."
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You don't give a damn
about impressing me...
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- do you, Charley?
- I'm trying like hell to make
a good impression on you.
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But you know
everything about me.
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I spotted those two
private detectives...
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you've had tailing me
for the last month.
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Sure I play the horses,
bet on football, baseball...
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anything that
moves or rolls.
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I've been out with every starlet
from Paramount to Warner Brothers...
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and I've had
a dandy time doing it.
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But, that was
before I met Adele.
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Is it having 30 million dollars
that makes you so cocky?
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No, I don't think I'm cocky.
A little stupid, sometimes.
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No, I don't think
you are.
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Fact is, I don't know
what the hell you are.
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Why did you
pick Adele?
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There's a thousand better
looking women you could have
by just snapping your finger.
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I don't think you appreciate
your own daughter's qualities.
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She's got style.
She's got class.
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Adele is a thoroughbred.
That's something I know about.
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We're not trading
horses here, Charley.
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We're talking about my one
and only daughter, Adele.
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Now what is it you really want?
To produce movies?
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Produce movies?
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No, I'd miss too
many ball games.
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We've talked about
everything except hard work.
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Exactly how much schooling
have you had?
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I went to a few Harvard
and Yale football games.
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Look, let's face it.
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I'm not ambitious.
I don't have to be.
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You know, my mother walked
out on us when I was three.
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Never saw her again.
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So my old man
gave me everything...
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except the mother
I didn't have.
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I love that old guy.
I'm gonna pay him back...
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by settling down.
My father made me rich.
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Now I want
to make him happy.
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You're good,
Charley.
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You use charm...
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like a dealer uses
a fresh deck.
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There isn't an
ambitious writer...
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actor or director
out there...
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who wouldn't sell
his soul to marry Adele.
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But you present
a problem to me...
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because you're lazy
and you're independent.
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How am I going to
control you, Charley?
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You can't.
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But Adele, she can
make me do handstands.
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There are two things in this
world that matter to me.
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My daughter
and my studio.
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You hurt my studio
and I kill you.
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You hurt my daughter...
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and you'll pray
for me to kill you.
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Don't give it a thought, sir.
I'm not a praying man.
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[Phil] Okay, two days later
we were headed for what was then...
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just a little dusty town
called Las Vegas.
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We were throwing Charley
a bachelor party.
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A three-day orgy at the
Pick-A-Daisy Ranch...
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where all the Daisys
wore D-cups.
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"She loves me, she loves me not"
was the house game.
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By the time Charley
went on his honeymoon...
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we'd have Adele carrying
him across the threshold.
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Did I tell you clowns Esther
Williams likes one of my songs?
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Hey, that's terrific!
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- MGM wants her to sing it
in her next picture.
- Where, underwater?
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Shut up, you.
What song?
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D Haven't we met before
Haven't we met before dd
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Wait a minute. That's my song.
You promised that to me.
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So now I promised MGM.
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Since when does friendship
come before career?
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You little shit. In two years
I'll be MGM's hottest star.
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Esther Williams will do a
backstroke in my bathtub to
get me in one ofher pictures.
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And you will kiss my ass
before I do one of your songs.
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I'll kiss it now.
I'm not proud. Bend over.
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You can't do no Esther Williams
picture. You can't swim.
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- How do you know?
- You never go near the water
because you wear the toupee.
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I wear a toupee,
you fuckhead?
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You know,
I love this guy.
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- He manages the worst
baseball team in the minors.
- I'm sorry?
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Finishes last
three years in a row.
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- Four!
- Four years in a row!
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Now he knows everything
about show business.
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I know umpires making
20 bucks a month...
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- better rugs on their heads.
- Mr. Pineapple Head.
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- Pineapple head?
- Can I say something, George?
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You're very boring.
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You want to hang out with us,
get snappier dialogue.
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I don't hear Charley coming
up with any snappier dialogue.
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- That's different. Charley's rich.
- Hey, hey!
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I don't mind if Charley bores us.
Is this fun?
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Is this the best time
you ever had in your life?
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Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half
funny guys who treat you like an equal.
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We pretend that we
enjoy your company.
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Why do we treat you...
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like an equal?
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- Because I pay for everything.
- Exactly.!
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[Tire Pops]
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You see. The first thing
he grabs is his hair.
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I always do this.
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Hey, buddy.
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- How long's it going to take?
- You want it fast or
do you want it to last?
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I'll write the lyrics.
Just fix the tire.
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Adele, we have a bad connection.
I miss you too, honey.
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I still say
he's not hot for her.
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About 40 miles outside of Vegas.
I'm going to drop these guys
off and head back tonight.
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I just miss you
too much.
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What did he say? Birds were chirping.
I couldn't hear that.
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I love you.
Bye, honey.
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He's joking, that's what it is.
He's joking. Charley.
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Don't tell jokes. You're not funny.
We're funny, not you.
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It's no joke.
I'm going back.
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Aw, Charley!
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I'll take you there.
I'll pay for the weekend.
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- I'm going back to L.A. Tonight.
- Charley.
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- I miss her, guys.
- Tell him what he's missing.
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On my mother's life,
these are not women, they're goddesses.
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- Am I lying, Sammy?
- Goddesses, Charley.
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Any of them could marry a prince
or a duke if they could get to Europe.
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Big women, six-two, six-three.
There were 12 of them.
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It's like
a mountain of tits.
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Hey, the tire,
the tire!
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You guys don't get it.
I'm getting married in six days.
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I'm tired of screwing around. That's
all I've been doing my whole life.
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Can I ask you a question?
Are you hot for Adele?
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I just got finished telling you,
I'm nuts for her.
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We're not talking about nuts.
Nuts is a different topic.
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We are now
talking about hot.
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- Hot!
- Different than nuts.
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I've had hot before.
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Hot always
got me into trouble.
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Hot always cost me a bundle
of dough and a kick in the ass.
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- I want a woman I can depend on.
- Why can't you have both?
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Because you can't.
You ever hear of crimes of passion?
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A hot woman
screws up your mind.
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Guy sees the woman
he's in love with...
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in bed with another guy,
he writes her off.
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- He catches some guy screwing
the woman he's hot for...
- [Crash]
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She's done!
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[Phil] We did talk Charley
into stopping for a few drinks...
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figuring we could persuade him
tojoin us at the Pick-A-Daisy.
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You can lead
a man in love to water...
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but you gotta drag him
to horse around.
234
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,282
Dd [Swing Music]
235
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,326
Feeling lucky.!
Feeling lucky.!
236
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,214
Watch your hands.!
Keep your hands back.!
237
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,188
He's on the phone again.
238
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,732
We should have killed
this romance when it started.
239
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,318
A man in love is a man
who dumps his friends.
240
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,320
I'm going
to miss Charley.
241
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,160
Fellas, I have found
the one girl in a million.
242
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,871
You ask me if I'm hot for her,
I'm better than hot.
243
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:40,042
I am crazy, nuts,
absolutely insane for her.
244
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:44,004
That's great. Maybe one day
you'll be hot for her, too.
245
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:49,218
And now here's a young lady
I know you're going to enjoy.
246
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,553
Dd [Blues]
247
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,722
Adele wants to put
my picture on the ceiling...
248
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,767
so it's the first thing
she sees in the morning.
249
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,187
I wish we didn't have
to wait six day...
250
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,450
d Birds do it d
251
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:16,119
d Bees do it d
252
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:20,624
d Even educated
fleas do it d
253
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,627
d Let's do it d
254
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:28,131
d Let's fall in love d
255
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,760
Sometimes it's
good to wait.
256
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,976
- Who is that?
- For example.
257
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,980
D Let's do it
Let's do it d
258
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,066
Who is she,
Sammy?
259
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,777
Must be a new kid.
Never saw her before.
260
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:56,326
D The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it d
261
00:17:56,410 --> 00:18:00,914
d Not to mention the Finns d
262
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:06,503
d Folks in Siam do it d
263
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,506
d Think of Siamese twins d
264
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:13,302
dSome Argentines...
265
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:16,430
Nice body.
Right, Charley?
266
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,515
She's um...
267
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,642
She's got, um...
268
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,686
Good phrasing.
269
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:26,356
- Her phrasing, it's good.
- First thing I noticed
when she came out.
270
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,859
Let's hear her phrase
a little more.
271
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,777
One more song?
272
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:35,365
One song, one encore,
one reprise. That's it.
273
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:40,370
D Electric eels
I might add, do it d
274
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:46,001
d Although it shocks them
I know d
275
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:51,673
d Why ask if shad do it d
276
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,842
d Oh waiter
bring me shad roe d
277
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:57,638
dln shallow shoals
278
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,682
dEnglish soles do it
279
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:06,688
d Goldfish in the privacy
of bowls do it d
280
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,024
d Let's do it d
281
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:14,321
d Let's fall... d
282
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,532
d In love d
283
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,408
d Come on, baby d
284
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,537
d There's not much to it d
285
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,997
dJust come along
with me boy d
286
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,333
d And get right
down to it d
287
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:30,921
d Let's fall... d
288
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,924
d In love d
289
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:40,097
d Let's just do it d
290
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,934
dLet's just do it
291
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,398
d Love'll come later d
292
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:59,533
d Feels so good d
293
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,910
d Yeah dd
294
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:08,709
[M.C.] Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Vicki Anderson.
295
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,794
I gotta
get going.
296
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,796
Charley,
where's your manners?
297
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,466
Tell the lady how much
you appreciate her phrasing.
298
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,762
D Murder, he says d
299
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:24,725
Sammy, ask if the lady will join
some admirers for a drink.
300
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,978
- Phil...
- She'd get a kick out of meeting you.
301
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,814
- Okay, Sam?
- Can do.
302
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,610
If the man says
"can do," can do!
303
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,654
D Is that the
language of love d
304
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,992
dls there
something he said
305
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,454
d Takes me in his arms
is there something he said
306
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,124
d The meaning ofhis charms
is there something he said
307
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:54,421
dls that
the language oflove
308
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:59,009
No good. Bad idea.
No can do.
309
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:02,304
What do you mean?
She won't have a drink with us?
310
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,933
- She's seeing a guy. She's spoke for.
- Let me talk to her.
311
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,976
- Leave it to me.
- Forget it!
312
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,609
She's Bugsy Siegel's girl.
313
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,033
- That name was not mentioned.
- Let's go.
314
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,160
What's wrong with asking her
to have one drink?
315
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:28,205
Nothin'. So they'll bury
us all in the same box.
316
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,041
Pay the check.
Leave a very big tip.
317
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,879
- I just want to say hello.
- Without a tongue?
318
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,632
They don't call Bugsy "Bugsy"
'cause he's friendly.
319
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,468
- Grab his arms.
- Come on.
320
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,221
Don't look back.
They got cameras in the ceiling.
321
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,306
You don't think that girl
has something special?
322
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:49,643
You're just nervous. Suddenly,
any gorgeous girl looks good.
323
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,813
You don't think
that girl is beautiful?
324
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,732
I thought she was
a little common.
325
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,694
Adele is pretty.
This girl...
326
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:05,158
d... Will bring on
nobody's murder but his own d
327
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,327
Hard to say.
328
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,538
Charley, you gotta
come with us.
329
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:12,040
- We need you for the group discount.
- Get in the car.
330
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,251
It's too late to
make it back to L.A.
331
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,670
Give the girls
at the ranch a break.
332
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,089
- I want to get back to Adele.
- Charley!
333
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:21,425
- Bust a couple of broncos for me.
- See ya at the altar.
334
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,427
Can you spot me
a twenty?
335
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,430
You're a lucky man to have
a real lady waiting for you.
336
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,182
Poor slobs like us...
337
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:31,059
we've got to kill three days
humping 12 crazy amazons!
338
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,103
See ya later, Charley.
339
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:36,440
- It's only a dime to change your mind.
- Knock 'em dead.
340
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:40,235
- We miss you already. Come on.
- We'll mail you the bill.
341
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:44,072
DHe said get in the groove
342
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:47,618
dHe said keep on the move
343
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,579
- d He says murder d
- Murder!
344
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,539
- Murder!
- Murder!
345
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:59,463
D Murder, murder, murder
that's what he said d
346
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:08,222
[Applause]
347
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:21,318
Is that clock right?
1:30?
348
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,946
Guess so.
349
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:27,115
You're the first one in Vegas
who ever asked me the time.
350
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,409
Another
two-cents-plain?
351
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:32,120
Sure.
Why not?
352
00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,505
How ya doin',
Charley?
353
00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:50,806
Well, I'm doin'
just fine, thanks.
354
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,977
Lady's talkin'
to me, chief.
355
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,813
Oh, oh!
356
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:01,149
My name is Charley, too.
357
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,487
Honest.
358
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,825
I saw your show.
359
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,286
All three shows,
as a matter of fact.
360
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:16,206
- You're very good.
- The lady likes to drink alone.
361
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:20,210
Why don't you show her
a little professional courtesy, Charley?
362
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:24,840
I'm not trying to pick you up.
I'm getting married in six days.
363
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:28,177
I couldn't be happier for you.
Do we have any peanuts?
364
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,137
Yeah.
365
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,225
- Thanks.
- Yes, sir...
366
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:37,561
finally gonna
tie the old knot.
367
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,813
Never thought it
would happen to me.
368
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,815
I'm up here on
a bachelor party.
369
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,736
Quiet party.
370
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:49,656
I left early. Me and the guys,
we really went wild.
371
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,534
I was going to drive back
to L.A., but I decided...
372
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,871
to stay and see
your last show.
373
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:59,208
Is there an album of yours
that I could buy?
374
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:03,879
Because if there isn't, then
somebody better open their eyes...
375
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,924
because I think you have
one hell of a future.
376
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:10,219
- You in show business?
- No, toothpaste.
377
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,889
No wonder you
smile so much.
378
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,683
My name's Pearl...
Charley Pearl.
379
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,769
Gus, got a
talker down here.
380
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:21,104
I'm in the columns
now and then.
381
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:24,274
Really?
Selling toothpaste?
382
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:27,569
I race cars, speedboats...
383
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:29,613
play a little polo.
384
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:32,366
You like polo?
385
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:35,035
I would have thought a guy
getting married in six days...
386
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,037
would behave himself.
387
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,040
- Am I out of line?
- Your foot's on the edge, pal.
388
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:43,919
Excuse me.
This section just closed.
389
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:47,881
Move to the other end of the bar,
we'd be glad to pick up your tab.
390
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:52,219
- Have I offended someone?
- I don't own this hotel.
391
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,055
See, no one's
complaining.
392
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:58,267
Look, I asked you nice once.
Second time gets ugly.
393
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,310
He's harmless, Gus.
394
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,312
He's getting married
in six days.
395
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:05,315
I just want to make sure
the guy shows up.
396
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:08,151
You got two minutes
to finish your drink.
397
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,612
Then you run
out of'em.
398
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:19,496
Those guys must think
you're pretty important.
399
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:22,749
- My fan club.
- Listen...
400
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:26,295
I know some influential
people in your business.
401
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,630
Is there any way
they could sort of...
402
00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,675
- get in contact with you?
- Nope.
403
00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:33,844
Don't go yet.
404
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,762
Don't touch, Charley.
405
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,348
Those guys know how
to turn wives into widows.
406
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,851
I mean it when
I say you're good.
407
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:43,478
You should be making records,
playing big clubs.
408
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,814
You should be
in the movies.
409
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:49,651
Charley, I'm gonna save your life.
410
00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:51,695
Do you know who I am?
411
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,031
Yeah, Bugsy Siegel's
girlfriend.
412
00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:57,492
If they hear you call him Bugsy,
they'll turn you...
413
00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,828
into a roulette wheel.
414
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:02,122
I'm not brave
and I'm not stupid.
415
00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:04,333
I've got 30 seconds
to finish my drink...
416
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:07,002
before they
show me the door.
417
00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:10,839
Is there any way I could
see you later on tonight?
418
00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:16,845
Sure, if you don't mind
looking up from a grave.
419
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,973
Just tell me
where to go.
420
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,727
Charley Pearl!
421
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,021
The toothpaste king!
422
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:31,360
Why do you want to die if
you're worth 40 million bucks?
423
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:34,696
30 million,
and I don't want to die.
424
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,865
I just want to
see you later on.
425
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:38,408
Why?
426
00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:44,039
Some things are worth
risking your life for.
427
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:49,336
You have five seconds
to make up your mind.
428
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:54,925
No. What is
wrong with me?
429
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,055
They'll kill us both
ifhe catches us.
430
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:04,726
Makes life interesting,
doesn't it?
431
00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,772
Five Yucca Ridge Road.
432
00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:11,024
Don't come if
the porch light is on.
433
00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:14,570
I'll leave the side window open.
I must be crazy.!
434
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,783
I've had enough.
I loved the show.
435
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,077
Next time, I'll bring
the wife and kids.
436
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,538
I know the way out.
437
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:32,546
Jesus, the creeps
they let in this joint!
438
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:49,605
[Phil] Now, Charley's brain
knew that what he was doin'...
439
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:52,774
was dumb
and dangerous.
440
00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:57,738
The problem was, his brain
was no longer drivin'the bus.
441
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,327
Charley was about to break
the two golden rules:
442
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:06,788
One, never fool around
with a gangster's girl.
443
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:11,335
And two, never fool around
with a gangster's girl.
444
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:18,091
[Whispers]
Where are you?
445
00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:20,344
Pulling down the shade
would be a smart move.
446
00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:23,847
Right.
447
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,359
Hi.
448
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,987
Okay, so you're here.
What do you want?
449
00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:41,823
I thought maybe
we'd talk.
450
00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,867
About what?
451
00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,870
I mean... what do
you mean, about what?
452
00:29:46,912 --> 00:29:50,999
I'm risking a bullet in my head
to come see you.
453
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:54,378
I got the impression that
you want to see me, too.
454
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,630
So, what do you
want to do?
455
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:59,842
Well, a drink
would be nice.
456
00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,386
Soft music maybe.
457
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,471
About my career.
458
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:09,685
Oh.
459
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,521
Well, uh,
I meant what I said.
460
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:15,023
I could introduce you
to some influential people.
461
00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:18,402
More important
than Benny Siegel?
462
00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:21,488
Well...
463
00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:24,074
without those two gorillas,
Benny Siegel...
464
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:27,494
isn't anymore important than...
the doorman.
465
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:29,705
Doormen open doors,
Charley.
466
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:33,333
Judging from your looks
and this bungalow...
467
00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:36,336
I think he had something
else in mind, don't you?
468
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,672
And I suppose
you don't.
469
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:42,050
He gave you this job.
But I don't think...
470
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,053
he's really going to
push your career.
471
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:47,764
Whereas I am prepared
to pick up this phone...
472
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:51,226
and get you an appointment
with Decca Records.
473
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,687
Why would you
do that for me?
474
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,064
Why did you
leave the window open?
475
00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:03,197
I don't know.
I don't know.
476
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,075
Besides, Benny's gettin'
ready to dump me.
477
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:12,247
That's what he went
to pick up in Chicago.
478
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:20,589
Look, I gotta
tell you this.
479
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:24,635
I couldn't take my eyes
off you in that club.
480
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,720
When I was sitting
next to you...
481
00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:29,806
I had to fight to keep
my hands off you.
482
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:42,402
You know, sometimes
something strange...
483
00:31:42,486 --> 00:31:45,447
something special happens
between a man and woman.
484
00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:48,992
She may not be right for him,
or he for her, but...
485
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,119
it happens anyway.
486
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:54,289
And there's not a damn thing
either one can do about it.
487
00:31:54,373 --> 00:31:58,085
- [Chuckling]
- Are you laughing at me?
488
00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,921
Yeah.
489
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:03,340
But don't go away.
490
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,761
On the other hand, Adele...
491
00:32:07,845 --> 00:32:10,848
the woman I'm suppose
to be married to...
492
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:13,684
she is the absolute
right woman for me.
493
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:17,187
Lucky Adele.
494
00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:20,107
D[Big Band Music]
495
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,317
Except I don't wanna...
496
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,863
devour every inch
of her flesh...
497
00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:28,699
the way I want
to do right now.
498
00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:36,164
- Know what I'm talking about?
- Shut up, Charley.
499
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:05,152
Oh, you smell so good.
500
00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:09,740
[Phone Ringing]
501
00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,909
It's Benny.
I've got to answer it.
502
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,911
Forget about him.
503
00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:17,164
You gotta let me up.
504
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:19,416
He'll kill us both
if I don't answer.
505
00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:25,547
Hello.
506
00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:28,926
Hello?
Benny, hi!
507
00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:32,888
No, I was just working
out on the floor.
508
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,556
I just...
509
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,767
I know you'll be home
in a few days, and I...
510
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:39,061
just wanted to
get in shape for you.
511
00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:42,940
Me, too, babe.
Oh, with my heart.
512
00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:47,110
Okay, sure.
Bye.
513
00:33:51,782 --> 00:33:55,702
- He has somebody new, all right.
- Forget about him.
514
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,792
She was workin' out
on the floor.
515
00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:05,379
What did this guy
look like?
516
00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:08,549
Pretty,
flashy smile.
517
00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:11,593
A country club
shithead.
518
00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:15,097
This is very
disappointin' to me.
519
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:19,893
You know
what I mean?
520
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:26,066
Ooo. You're an animal.
521
00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:29,236
You leave some pretty good
teeth marks, yourself.
522
00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:36,577
That girl you're marrying?
What's her name?
523
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:41,665
Um...
524
00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:43,667
Adele!
525
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:48,964
Tell her she's going to have a short,
but happy, life.
526
00:34:51,341 --> 00:34:54,761
I once swung at a golf ball
and thought I missed it...
527
00:34:54,845 --> 00:34:59,183
until I look up and I see
it climbing in the sky...
528
00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:02,352
two hundred yards away,
still climbing.
529
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:05,189
And then it drops...
530
00:35:05,272 --> 00:35:08,483
on the green
two inches from the pin.
531
00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:12,154
That is the only time
I've ever felt...
532
00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:15,699
anything perfect
in my whole life...
533
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:19,203
until right now.
534
00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:22,789
[Giggling]
535
00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:26,043
That's the first time
I ever felt like a golf ball.
536
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:30,672
I've gotta see you again.
We've gotta work it out.
537
00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:35,886
That's not my problem,
Charley.
538
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,888
Ah!
539
00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:41,350
You'll have to take
that up with Bugsy.
540
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:45,395
[Bugsy] That's the first time
you've ever called me Bugsy.
541
00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:51,401
- Oh, my God.
- Um...
542
00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:54,696
- Well...
- This is bad. This is so bad.
543
00:35:57,616 --> 00:36:01,370
I couldn't see much,
but it didn't sound good.
544
00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:04,081
- Benny, listen to me.
- Call me Bugsy.
545
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:06,750
Benny'd be an insult
to me now.
546
00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:10,045
Mr. Siegel,
this is all my fault.
547
00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:12,214
She turned me down
at the bar.
548
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:15,843
I followed her car out here
and broke into this room.
549
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:18,929
I forced her,
I swear to God.
550
00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:22,599
You know, I believe
this to be true...
551
00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:25,894
'cause Vicki would never
do such a thing, not to me.
552
00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:30,440
And so you won, huh?
553
00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:33,443
Gee...
554
00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:36,905
you must've ripped
her clothes right off.
555
00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,907
You dragged her
into this bed, right?
556
00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:41,034
- Right.
- I bet she kicked and screamed.
557
00:36:41,118 --> 00:36:44,746
She must have begged you!
And you said what?
558
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:48,542
You said, "Shut up, baby,
'cause I'm takin' what I want."
559
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,961
Right. That's exactly what I said.
560
00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:54,423
Is that right, sweetheart?
Is that the way he did it?
561
00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:57,426
Uh, yeah, I guess.
I mean...
562
00:36:57,467 --> 00:37:00,762
No, I'm... I'm so scared
I don't know what to say.
563
00:37:00,846 --> 00:37:05,309
Gee, this is
some ordeal.
564
00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:09,396
You know what
I don't get?
565
00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,940
- What's your name?
- Charley.
566
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,276
What I don't get
is why?
567
00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:16,778
You knew she
was my girl.
568
00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:21,575
You knew what would happen
if you got caught.
569
00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:24,995
And you were
that hot to trot?
570
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,998
You were that hot
to get into her pants?
571
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,918
That what?
Charley!
572
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:34,922
Well, I, uh...
I, uh...
573
00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:38,342
I must've been drunk...
too much celebrating.
574
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:40,802
I was out here on
my bachelor party.
575
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,514
Right. I heard that.
576
00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:46,642
Gettin' married, huh?
That's nice.
577
00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:51,480
- Congratulations, Charley.
- Thank you.
578
00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:56,860
[Sighs]
579
00:37:56,944 --> 00:38:00,197
You must be as embarrassed
about this as I am, right?
580
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,826
Yes, this...
this is embarrassing.
581
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,955
All right.
582
00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:10,207
I'll tell you what.
583
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,376
Why don't you
both get dressed...
584
00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:14,837
'cause I think
we have to talk.
585
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,340
Let's get an ice cream soda
somewhere, shall we?
586
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:23,971
Hmm.
587
00:38:24,054 --> 00:38:27,057
What'd you say your old man
would pay for you, Charley?
588
00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,059
Pay for me?
589
00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:31,687
- You mean, as in ransom?
- Naw.
590
00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:34,898
This ain't no kidnap.
This is a probable cement job.
591
00:38:34,982 --> 00:38:37,067
Couple of million,
you think?
592
00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:39,069
[Gasps]
593
00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:41,905
I would like to avoid
involving my father.
594
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:44,575
- He's very old, very sick.
- I see.
595
00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:47,035
But I'll give you
whatever I have.
596
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:49,997
Then you're gonna pay
for Vicki, too?
597
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,749
You two going Dutch?
598
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,711
- Come on.
- Benny, I'm sorry.
599
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:58,380
- I really am sorry.
- Oh, ho-ho.
600
00:38:58,463 --> 00:39:01,425
Hey, baby,
level with me.
601
00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:04,845
Is he really an animal
like you said?
602
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,016
Well, uh, that was
just something to say.
603
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:13,353
- I mean...
- Ha, ha, ha!
604
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:19,234
What's so funny, Charley?
605
00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:22,362
- Oh, no.
- I'm so scared!
606
00:39:23,447 --> 00:39:26,241
I mean, I'm really...
607
00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,285
I'm really scared.
608
00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:30,913
I don't think I've ever
been this scared...
609
00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:33,957
in my whole life.
610
00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:37,127
That's good.
You just relax, buddy.
611
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:39,880
'Cause you'll stop
laughing real quick.
612
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,265
Wake up.
613
00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:52,643
Mr. Siegel has
a job for you.
614
00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:56,104
- Where are we?
- My problem is this.
615
00:39:56,188 --> 00:40:01,109
Vicki was on
her way out anyway.
616
00:40:01,151 --> 00:40:03,487
She was
a good kid.
617
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:05,906
And I always figured
I'd set her up...
618
00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:09,243
a little business somewhere,
a few bucks in her account.
619
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:12,454
Two years with Benny,
huh, baby?
620
00:40:13,705 --> 00:40:17,417
Entitles you to a little
security, don't you think?
621
00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:20,671
I'll make out,
I swear.
622
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:23,257
On the other hand,
if a guy screws my girl...
623
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:25,843
he's gotta
pay for her.
624
00:40:25,926 --> 00:40:30,138
So why not pay both
bills at the same time?
625
00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,643
Come here.
626
00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,939
You marry her, Charley.
627
00:40:39,022 --> 00:40:41,316
That takes care
ofher security.
628
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,443
And she marries you.
629
00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:46,530
Then I fucked up your life,
'cause she's no damn good.
630
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:49,491
Everybody gets something this way, see?
631
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:53,662
That's how I've run the biggest
hotel in Las Vegas, Charley.
632
00:40:53,704 --> 00:40:56,039
Bobby, you want to hit it?
633
00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:58,292
You gotta be kidding me.
634
00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:01,003
I can't marry her.
I'm marrying somebody else.
635
00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:03,630
I know, the Hollywood
big shot's daughter.
636
00:41:03,714 --> 00:41:06,300
After he reads
the morning papers...
637
00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:09,052
he's gonna cancel
the caterers.
638
00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:11,221
Vicki, come on.
639
00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:13,307
Take the arm
of your animal.
640
00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:15,184
Come on.
641
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:18,145
- Step up to the altar.
- This is crazy!
642
00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:20,063
This is what?
643
00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:23,859
- It's not that.
We don't have a wedding license.
- No.
644
00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:26,862
It's okay.
I own the chapel.
645
00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:29,406
- We don't have a ring.
- No, we don't.
646
00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:31,575
[Clanking]
647
00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:33,160
Ah!
648
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,211
Uh, uh...
649
00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:44,546
- What?
- Can I see your hand?
650
00:41:44,588 --> 00:41:46,548
Anything here
with your size?
651
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:49,551
- Try this one.
- That doesn't fit. I can tell by...
652
00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:53,555
- Give me that one back.
- That's not the one.
653
00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:55,557
- I've got it on my finger.
- That's mine.
654
00:41:55,641 --> 00:41:57,851
- That's the one I give you.
- This one isn't right.
655
00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,853
We're just workin' out
the ring thing.
656
00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:02,356
Got it.
657
00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:09,947
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
658
00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:14,034
take Charles for your
lawful wedded husband?
659
00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:19,873
I'm sorry,
we can't hear in the back.
660
00:42:19,957 --> 00:42:23,085
Speak up, dear.
661
00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:26,588
Uh, she did.
662
00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:28,632
And do you,
Charles Raymond Pearl...
663
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:30,926
take Victoria to be your
lawfully wedded wife...
664
00:42:30,968 --> 00:42:34,429
for as long as you
both shall live?
665
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:40,102
It... It's not
that you're, uh...
666
00:42:40,143 --> 00:42:42,604
I really think
that you're, uh...
667
00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:45,148
The thing is, that...
668
00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:49,820
Yeah, I do.
669
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,239
- Did you hear that?
- Perfectly.
670
00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:54,616
With the power
vested in me...
671
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:58,829
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
672
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,293
[Bugsy]
Hey, no kiss?
673
00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:06,336
Where's the kiss?
674
00:43:06,378 --> 00:43:10,841
We've seen the other stuff.
We want to see a little kiss.
675
00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:23,812
D["The Wedding March"]
676
00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:35,115
Rush it. I want to make
that early edition.
677
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:37,326
No problem.
678
00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:40,037
You know what, Charley?
679
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,623
I got a feeling one day
you're gonna wish...
680
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,958
we gave you
that cement job.
681
00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:48,545
I just said to the guys yesterday...
682
00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:50,672
"Hot always gets you
into trouble."
683
00:43:50,756 --> 00:43:53,884
When you're hot, you can bet
it's gonna screw up your life.
684
00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:55,969
I didn't rape you.
685
00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:59,014
I just left
the window open a little.
686
00:43:59,056 --> 00:44:02,351
It's too bad you don't have
the balls you had last night.
687
00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:05,646
Did I blame you?
It's my mistake.
688
00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:09,149
- I'm the one that made the first move.
- Gee, thanks.
689
00:44:09,233 --> 00:44:11,568
Are you always
gonna be...
690
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:14,071
this cheerful
in the morning?
691
00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:17,241
What mornings? This is
the first morning and the last.
692
00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:19,535
What I said last night
was the truth.
693
00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:22,037
It was the greatest
experience of my life.
694
00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:25,207
I want you. I just don't
want to be married to you.
695
00:44:25,290 --> 00:44:27,668
I cannot believe
that I'm driving around...
696
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,003
in a brand-new
Packard convertible...
697
00:44:30,087 --> 00:44:33,507
married to a man worth millions,
and I want to throw up!
698
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:35,926
I was the only one having
a good time last night?
699
00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:38,929
- Maybe.
- Do you always moan, scream...
700
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:41,890
and drive your fingernails into
somebody you're bored with?
701
00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:45,727
No, I really had
a terrific time last night.
702
00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:48,730
It's just that I haven't
been happy since we got married.
703
00:44:48,814 --> 00:44:51,608
We'll get it annulled as
soon as we get back to L.A.
704
00:44:51,692 --> 00:44:54,069
Fast enough for you,
lover boy?
705
00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:57,447
No, we can
do it quicker.
706
00:44:57,531 --> 00:45:00,701
I have a lawyer in Palm Springs.
We'll be there in 20 minutes.
707
00:45:00,784 --> 00:45:05,080
Fine. Does breakfast
go with that?
708
00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:07,207
Look, I'll make good.
709
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,418
I'll come up
with a settlement.
710
00:45:09,501 --> 00:45:12,296
10, 20 thousand...
whatever you want.
711
00:45:15,132 --> 00:45:18,719
Don't treat me like
a bimbo, Charley.
712
00:45:19,469 --> 00:45:22,222
It's my wedding day.
713
00:45:22,306 --> 00:45:24,266
I'm sorry.
714
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:28,896
I didn't mean to...
I'm really sorry.
715
00:45:39,531 --> 00:45:41,617
Oh, shit!
716
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,661
Wow!
717
00:45:44,745 --> 00:45:47,456
I've never been on
the front page before.
718
00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:50,959
Could I have a few
to send to my family?
719
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:55,422
"Heir forsakes studio princess
for lounge singer."
720
00:45:55,506 --> 00:45:57,508
Those'll do.
721
00:45:58,884 --> 00:46:02,262
I wonder what it would cost
to buy every copy in L.A.?
722
00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:07,017
If she loves you,
she'll wait for you.
723
00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:13,106
Her father's probably
waiting for me, too.
724
00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:15,108
I wish I was dead.
725
00:46:15,192 --> 00:46:16,693
Thanks.
726
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,282
Hey.!
727
00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:26,870
- You coming?
- I don't think so.
728
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,794
Where are you
gonna go?
729
00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:38,006
You don't have any money,
a car, any clothes.
730
00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:41,009
Come on.
I'll set you up in L.A.
731
00:46:41,093 --> 00:46:44,137
You know,
you guys are all alike.
732
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:49,184
There are two things
I'm gonna do from now on...
733
00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:52,062
I'm gonna
earn my own living...
734
00:46:52,145 --> 00:46:54,857
and I'm gonna
keep my window shut.
735
00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,734
So long, Charley.
736
00:47:05,409 --> 00:47:07,703
Three months!
737
00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:11,081
You want Adele Horner
to wait three months...
738
00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:14,543
until you get annulled from
some cheap, blonde bombshell...
739
00:47:14,585 --> 00:47:16,920
bimbo cocktail waitress?
740
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:19,673
She's not a cocktail waitress.
She sings with a band.
741
00:47:19,756 --> 00:47:22,176
I've been trying
to tell you...
742
00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:24,720
we did not get married
of our own free will!
743
00:47:24,761 --> 00:47:27,848
We were kidnapped and forced
to get married at gunpoint.
744
00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:30,017
At gunpoint?
745
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,394
What is that,
a new crime wave?
746
00:47:32,436 --> 00:47:35,105
They grab people on the street
and make them get married?
747
00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:37,524
I warned you about him,
didn't I?
748
00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:41,278
Nobody gets forced to get married
at gunpoint except hillbillies.
749
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:45,949
And you're no hillbilly, you pervert
polo-playing goddamn playboy!
750
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:50,245
- Do I look stupid?
Do I look like a schmuck?
- No, sir.
751
00:47:50,329 --> 00:47:53,540
Bugsy Siegel may be crazy.
But stupid, he's not.
752
00:47:53,624 --> 00:47:56,752
Those people out there
kill for power, money!
753
00:47:56,835 --> 00:47:59,087
But this thing
he did for revenge.
754
00:47:59,129 --> 00:48:02,216
For talking to his ex-girlfriend
he might break your legs.
755
00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:05,052
- You got broken legs, Charley?
- No, sir.
756
00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:11,058
What else did you do
besides talk to her?
757
00:48:12,976 --> 00:48:16,230
The rest of the story
contains certain...
758
00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:19,274
indelicacies which are
best discussed among men.
759
00:48:19,316 --> 00:48:22,110
Indelicacies?
760
00:48:22,194 --> 00:48:25,781
We sent out 400
wedding invitations!
761
00:48:25,822 --> 00:48:30,744
The governor and both senators
are flying in from Washington!
762
00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:34,122
On this morning's front page
of the Los Angeles Globe...
763
00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:36,166
is a picture of you...
764
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:39,127
Bugsy Siegel,
and the bimbo getting married...
765
00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:42,005
in some Las Vegas
quickie wedding chapel.
766
00:48:42,089 --> 00:48:45,968
On page 12 is the announcement
of the engagement...
767
00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:48,470
of my daughter
to the same man...
768
00:48:48,512 --> 00:48:50,514
whose fucking picture
is on page one.
769
00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:52,808
And you want to talk
about indelicacies!
770
00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:56,144
I can see you don't want
to hear my side of the story.
771
00:48:56,228 --> 00:49:00,440
They're laughing at me
at every studio in town.
772
00:49:00,524 --> 00:49:05,279
I make family pictures!
Families bring their kids.
773
00:49:05,362 --> 00:49:08,532
Children sing songs,
and buy toy bunny rabbits...
774
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:12,119
and ducks that go
"quack" in my pictures.
775
00:49:12,202 --> 00:49:14,329
I'll break your ass,
you fucking little shithead.
776
00:49:14,371 --> 00:49:16,957
Get out of my house
before I kick you out.
777
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,293
- I'm sorry, Adele.
- Don't talk to him.
778
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:22,337
- You'll never forgive me.
- She doesn't forgive you.!
779
00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:24,798
- I'd like to explain it.
- Get the fuck out of here!
780
00:49:24,882 --> 00:49:27,676
I'm not going to give up,
because I'm in love with you!
781
00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:31,180
Mr. Horner,
we'll talk.
782
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:33,473
You'd better start
eating at home...
783
00:49:33,557 --> 00:49:36,143
'cause you won't get into
a restaurant in this city.
784
00:49:36,226 --> 00:49:39,062
You won't get a table,
a chair, a plate...
785
00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:42,191
a piece of lettuce
that dropped off the tray!
786
00:49:42,274 --> 00:49:45,235
You're through in this town.
You're a dead man.
787
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:48,989
In tomorrow's obituaries,
I'm puttin' in...
788
00:49:49,072 --> 00:49:51,200
"Died today,
Charles Raymond Pearl.
789
00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:53,202
"Cause of death...
790
00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:57,581
a fucking flaw
in his fucking character."
791
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:05,422
Dl just want
to swing with you
792
00:50:05,506 --> 00:50:07,424
- d Swing with you d
- Take that down.
793
00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:10,928
Charley.
794
00:50:11,011 --> 00:50:14,598
This thing...
it'll pass.
795
00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:19,603
Maybe not in our lifetime,
but it'll pass.
796
00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:26,068
The guy's not eating.
797
00:50:26,109 --> 00:50:29,905
- You gotta eat, Charley.
- I'm not hungry.
798
00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:31,949
[Sighs]
799
00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:33,909
He's not hungry.
800
00:50:36,328 --> 00:50:38,956
You gotta get
out more, Charley.
801
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:41,750
You can't stay cooped up
on the patio...
802
00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:44,253
Iooking out at the same
panoramic view every night.
803
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:47,756
Forget it.
No woman is worth starving for.
804
00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:51,593
- Just another broad.
- Adele Horner is no broad.
805
00:50:51,677 --> 00:50:54,054
Thought you were
thinking of Vicki.
806
00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:56,932
Have you heard
from her?
807
00:50:57,015 --> 00:50:59,601
- Vicki?
- No, Adele.
808
00:50:59,685 --> 00:51:02,104
They won't put
my calls through.
809
00:51:02,187 --> 00:51:04,314
I hear she's
in San Diego.
810
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:08,569
- Adele?
- No, Vicki.
811
00:51:08,652 --> 00:51:11,446
She's singing
in some joint.
812
00:51:20,163 --> 00:51:22,958
I just can't get that woman
out of my mind.
813
00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:30,507
Which one?
814
00:51:30,591 --> 00:51:32,843
Excuse me,
Mr. Charley.
815
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:36,805
There's a lady here
to see you.
816
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:43,312
Even money,
it's Adele.
817
00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:45,939
I'll take a C-note
on the songbird.
818
00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:50,360
You got my letter?
819
00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:54,114
I hate you so much...
820
00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:57,034
because I'm still
in love with you...
821
00:51:57,117 --> 00:51:59,453
partly because
you're so bad...
822
00:51:59,536 --> 00:52:01,830
and partly because
you're so honest.
823
00:52:01,914 --> 00:52:05,167
I don't know another man who'd
admit to his future wife...
824
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,169
that he'd slept
with another woman...
825
00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:10,214
six days before
their wedding.
826
00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:13,675
I think Mr. Siegel
let you off easy.
827
00:52:13,717 --> 00:52:16,303
If I had walked into that room
and saw you in bed...
828
00:52:16,386 --> 00:52:19,515
I would have shot you
and her on the spot.
829
00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:23,060
Especially her!
830
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:27,648
You go and write these loving
things to me on "last page,"
831
00:52:27,731 --> 00:52:30,526
and I don't know
what to think.
832
00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:32,528
Do you still want
to marry me?
833
00:52:32,611 --> 00:52:34,530
- Yes, Adele.
- Why?
834
00:52:34,613 --> 00:52:37,157
- I'm still in love with you.
- Why did you sleep with her?
835
00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:40,869
- You won't like my answer.
- Say it anyway.
836
00:52:42,996 --> 00:52:45,207
I just had
to have her.
837
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,920
You're right,
I hate it.
838
00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:52,339
- Do you still see her?
- No.
839
00:52:52,422 --> 00:52:55,217
- Do you still want her? Don't lie.
- No.!
840
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,719
A little,
but it'll go away.
841
00:52:57,761 --> 00:53:00,389
- Oh, Charley.
- Marry me, Adele.
842
00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:03,016
I'll never see her again.
I'll stop wanting her.
843
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,769
- I swear.
- You're still lying.
844
00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:08,730
Not to me,
but to yourself.
845
00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:18,115
I'm going to Europe with
my father for three months.
846
00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:23,078
You should be free from
that... person by then.
847
00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:25,372
I'll be home
on September 9th.
848
00:53:25,455 --> 00:53:28,959
You can call me
on September 10th.
849
00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,797
Good-bye, Charley.
850
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:38,427
[Phil] And so,
Adele went to Europe to think...
851
00:53:38,468 --> 00:53:40,596
and Charley buried himself
in his work...
852
00:53:40,679 --> 00:53:45,392
Well, playboy work.
But his heartjust wasn't in it.
853
00:53:58,989 --> 00:54:00,908
Heyyy!
854
00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:05,078
Ah, shit!
855
00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:15,297
If Adele didn't
come home soon...
856
00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:20,177
there wouldn't be much
of Charley to come home to.
857
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:23,138
Then, finally it came...
September 10th.
858
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:27,476
The morning line on Adele
saying "yes"was eight to five.
859
00:54:27,518 --> 00:54:30,771
I took the odds
and bet on cupid.
860
00:54:32,773 --> 00:54:34,691
So...
861
00:54:37,027 --> 00:54:40,989
- did you miss Adele, Charley?
- Yes, sir.
862
00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:45,160
- Have you been behaving yourself?
- Yes, sir.
863
00:54:45,202 --> 00:54:48,664
You haven't been seeing
anyone you shouldn't be?
864
00:54:48,747 --> 00:54:52,543
Yes, sir.
Sorry... no, sir.
865
00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:59,341
I was young once myself,
Charley.
866
00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:03,136
And I also made some
big mistakes in my time.
867
00:55:03,178 --> 00:55:06,014
But I did everything I could
to rectify those mistakes.
868
00:55:06,098 --> 00:55:08,016
I understand.
869
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:12,688
It would take you
1200 years to rectify yours.
870
00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:15,732
That's a long time to wait
to start a family.
871
00:55:16,817 --> 00:55:18,986
Yes, sir.
872
00:55:19,069 --> 00:55:21,989
So here's the deal.
873
00:55:22,072 --> 00:55:24,700
You get married
one week from tonight...
874
00:55:24,741 --> 00:55:27,661
a simple ceremony,
no guests, quiet as a grave.
875
00:55:27,744 --> 00:55:30,664
A retired judge will
do it in my study.
876
00:55:30,747 --> 00:55:32,916
The servants will be
given the night off.
877
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,836
I'm takin' no chances on
another scandal, understand?
878
00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:37,504
Perfectly, sir.
879
00:55:37,588 --> 00:55:40,757
One other item.
880
00:55:40,841 --> 00:55:43,218
I want you to put up
a half-a-million-dollar bond...
881
00:55:43,302 --> 00:55:45,220
to be held in escrow.
882
00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:48,223
At the end of the ceremony,
it'll be returned to you.
883
00:55:48,265 --> 00:55:52,352
If you don't show up, you'll be the
generous benefactor of an orphanage.
884
00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:55,606
- Is that acceptable?
- It's not to me!
885
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:58,567
I don't think I should have to
buy someone to marry me.
886
00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:01,069
He's not being bought
to marry you...
887
00:56:01,111 --> 00:56:03,530
but he's paying up
if he doesn't.
888
00:56:03,614 --> 00:56:06,241
That's acceptable
to me, sir.
889
00:56:06,325 --> 00:56:10,120
A final item...
890
00:56:10,204 --> 00:56:12,915
Not a word of
this wedding to anyone.
891
00:56:12,998 --> 00:56:17,294
- If there's a leak or rumor, it's off.
- You have my word.
892
00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:20,380
Put the check on
the desk in my library.
893
00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:24,927
Make it out to the
Culver City Boys' Orphanage.
894
00:56:29,806 --> 00:56:32,726
I regret using such foul
language at our last meeting.
895
00:56:32,809 --> 00:56:34,937
It was uncharacteristic of me.
896
00:56:34,978 --> 00:56:38,065
I deserved it, sir.
897
00:56:38,148 --> 00:56:40,734
I'll see you here
one week from tonight.
898
00:56:40,817 --> 00:56:43,070
If not, the next time you
go on a honeymoon...
899
00:56:43,153 --> 00:56:45,739
you'll go as a eunuch.
900
00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:52,079
[Phil]
Okay, two nights later...
901
00:56:52,162 --> 00:56:54,122
Tony was opening at
the St. Tropez Club...
902
00:56:54,206 --> 00:56:58,919
with a couple of new songs
Sammy had written just for him.
903
00:56:59,002 --> 00:57:01,755
It's a big night for everybody,
very big.
904
00:57:01,839 --> 00:57:05,634
- What happened with Adele?
- Nothing much. She's fine.
905
00:57:05,676 --> 00:57:07,845
I can't get a word
outta this guy.
906
00:57:07,928 --> 00:57:10,806
Charley, something's cooking.
I can tell.
907
00:57:10,889 --> 00:57:13,350
Nothing.
I swear.
908
00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:18,021
It's not my night.
Everything's going wrong.
909
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:22,317
Tony's nervous 'cause the
MGM people didn't show yet.
910
00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:24,653
Then, the opening act cancels.
Laryngitis.
911
00:57:24,695 --> 00:57:27,614
- Honey, what a shame.
- No opening act?
912
00:57:27,698 --> 00:57:30,325
What's he need?
20, 30 minutes?
913
00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:32,828
I would do this for Tony,
nobody else.
914
00:57:32,911 --> 00:57:36,832
Relax. They got somebody else.
Just sit down.
915
00:57:36,874 --> 00:57:39,168
Ladies and gentlemen,
the management regrets...
916
00:57:39,251 --> 00:57:42,504
Miss Amber Wayne
will be unable to appear...
917
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:47,009
but delights presenting in her
first Los Angeles appearance...
918
00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:50,512
Miss Vicki Anderson.
919
00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:55,809
Jesus.
920
00:57:55,893 --> 00:57:58,478
You know what the odds are
on this happening?
921
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,480
Impossible to one.
922
00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:03,984
D Every honey bee d
923
00:58:04,067 --> 00:58:07,654
d Fills with jealousy d
924
00:58:07,738 --> 00:58:11,158
d When they see you out
with me d
925
00:58:11,241 --> 00:58:16,580
d I don't blame them
goodness knows d
926
00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:20,334
d Honeysuckle rose d
927
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:25,589
dDon't cry
928
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:29,051
d Sugar d
929
00:58:29,092 --> 00:58:32,846
d You just have
to touch my cup d
930
00:58:32,930 --> 00:58:37,226
d You're my sugar
931
00:58:37,309 --> 00:58:39,520
She looks familiar.
932
00:58:40,854 --> 00:58:43,357
Charley, isn't that...
Ow!
933
00:58:43,398 --> 00:58:46,735
Charley, I didn't know
it was gonna be her.
934
00:58:46,777 --> 00:58:50,113
- I gotta get outta here.
- And miss Tony's opening?
935
00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:54,368
- He'll never forgive you.
- If Lew Horner finds out that
she and I are in the same club...
936
00:58:54,409 --> 00:58:56,036
he's gonna call
the whole thing off.
937
00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:58,413
- Call what off?
- That's it! I knew it.
938
00:58:58,455 --> 00:59:01,792
- You and Adele are getting married.
- Not unless I beat it now!
939
00:59:03,961 --> 00:59:05,838
Tell Tony I got sick.
940
00:59:07,798 --> 00:59:10,968
- What's wrong with him?
- Slight heart attack.
941
00:59:11,051 --> 00:59:14,388
D You just have to
942
00:59:14,429 --> 00:59:16,974
d Touch my cup d
943
00:59:17,057 --> 00:59:23,272
d You're my sugar d
944
00:59:23,313 --> 00:59:25,274
d It's sweet d
945
00:59:25,315 --> 00:59:27,776
d When you stir it up d
946
00:59:27,818 --> 00:59:33,699
d When I'm taking sips
from your tasty lips d
947
00:59:33,782 --> 00:59:37,703
dSeems the honey
fairly drips
948
00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:40,831
d You're confection d
949
00:59:40,998 --> 00:59:43,500
D Goodness knows d
950
00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:50,549
d Honey... suckle rose d
951
00:59:50,632 --> 00:59:54,219
Mmm-yeah.
952
01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:03,729
Good. She's very good.
953
01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:22,372
There wasn't a window,
so I decided to use the door.
954
01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:29,755
So how are you?
955
01:00:32,424 --> 01:00:35,093
I'm okay.
956
01:00:36,386 --> 01:00:39,681
I see you didn't
have any trouble...
957
01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:42,351
getting back
on your feet.
958
01:00:48,482 --> 01:00:51,360
I really shouldn't be here
talking to you.
959
01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:55,614
It usually gets us
in trouble.
960
01:00:55,697 --> 01:00:59,117
Oh, God.!
I'm so clumsy.!
961
01:00:59,201 --> 01:01:01,870
Let me help you
with that.
962
01:01:03,789 --> 01:01:06,542
I guess I shouldn't
tell you this either...
963
01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:09,878
but I'm supposed to be...
getting married...
964
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,090
on Tuesday.
965
01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:15,217
Well!
966
01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:18,804
Good for Adele.
967
01:01:18,887 --> 01:01:21,056
She hung in there.
968
01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:22,724
Yeah.
969
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:24,476
So how 'bout you?
970
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:28,814
- Charley...
- I mean, are you seeing anybody?
971
01:01:28,897 --> 01:01:31,567
I've only been
annulled two weeks.
972
01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:33,944
What's the rush?
973
01:01:34,027 --> 01:01:35,988
Yeah.
974
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:40,075
Tony's gonna kill me
if I don't see the show.
975
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:42,619
Your life is always
being threatened...
976
01:01:42,703 --> 01:01:45,956
isn't it, Charley?
977
01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:48,333
I really gotta go.
978
01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:51,837
I just wanted to drop by
and say hello.
979
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,257
The real reason
I came by was to see...
980
01:01:55,299 --> 01:01:58,760
if I could be around you
and still want to get married.
981
01:01:58,844 --> 01:02:02,431
I guess I'm reasonably safe.
982
01:02:04,266 --> 01:02:09,313
Well, you know how I like
to see you happy, Charley.
983
01:02:13,358 --> 01:02:15,319
Well...
984
01:02:17,404 --> 01:02:19,323
bye.
985
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,127
- I was just thinking...
- I was just thinking...
986
01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:34,129
Me, too. What?
987
01:02:34,171 --> 01:02:37,674
If you weren't going
to be too long...
988
01:02:37,758 --> 01:02:41,303
maybe I could...
give you a ride home.
989
01:02:42,554 --> 01:02:44,473
I have a car.
990
01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:50,521
Mine's bigger.
991
01:02:59,321 --> 01:03:04,368
D You... you're
driving me crazy d
992
01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:09,206
d What did I do
baby, whatever did I do d
993
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:13,544
dMy tears for you
994
01:03:13,627 --> 01:03:17,589
d They make
everything hazy
995
01:03:17,673 --> 01:03:22,928
d Clouds in the sky
that used to be blue d
996
01:03:24,388 --> 01:03:26,265
d How true d
997
01:03:26,348 --> 01:03:29,560
d Were the friends
who were near me to cheer me d
998
01:03:29,643 --> 01:03:32,062
d Believe me they knew
but you d
999
01:03:32,104 --> 01:03:34,690
d Were the kind
who would hurt me
1000
01:03:34,773 --> 01:03:37,192
dDesert me
when I needed you
1001
01:03:37,234 --> 01:03:40,362
d Yeah, you
baby, you d
1002
01:03:40,445 --> 01:03:43,740
d You're driving me
crazy d
1003
01:03:43,782 --> 01:03:47,911
d What did I do
did I do to you
1004
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:06,180
d How true d
1005
01:04:06,263 --> 01:04:08,932
d Were the friends
who were near me to cheer me d
1006
01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:11,393
d Believe me they knew
but you d
1007
01:04:11,435 --> 01:04:14,062
d Were the kind
who would hurt me
1008
01:04:14,104 --> 01:04:16,440
d Desert me
when I needed you d
1009
01:04:16,523 --> 01:04:19,610
d Yeah, you,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you d
1010
01:04:19,693 --> 01:04:22,821
d You're driving me
crazy
1011
01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:25,282
d What did I do
1012
01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:28,327
d Tell me
what did I do to you
1013
01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:31,872
d Please
what did I do d
1014
01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:40,339
d To you
1015
01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:44,885
Tony!
1016
01:04:47,095 --> 01:04:49,056
Oh, Jesus.
1017
01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:53,936
That just cost me
a half-a-million bucks.
1018
01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,813
No, mister.
1019
01:04:56,897 --> 01:05:00,692
That... was just
for old-time's sake.
1020
01:05:04,154 --> 01:05:06,323
I don't think so.
1021
01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:09,535
You know it
and I know it.
1022
01:05:11,161 --> 01:05:14,706
It's gonna be like this
for the rest of our lives.
1023
01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:17,626
When you walked away
from me that day...
1024
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:20,629
flat as a penny,
without a red cent...
1025
01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:22,714
I couldn't believe it.
1026
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:26,301
I said to myself...
1027
01:05:26,343 --> 01:05:30,472
"If I had a woman
like that...
1028
01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:33,809
I would want to spend
the rest of my life with her."
1029
01:05:33,851 --> 01:05:35,936
Charley...
1030
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,439
do you really love me?
1031
01:05:39,523 --> 01:05:41,984
I mean,
really love me?
1032
01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:44,361
'Cause when you walked out
of my dressing room...
1033
01:05:44,444 --> 01:05:46,780
and I thought you were
never coming back...
1034
01:05:46,864 --> 01:05:50,033
I wanted to die.
1035
01:06:01,378 --> 01:06:04,047
I do love you,
baby.
1036
01:06:05,883 --> 01:06:09,052
I have never been
this happy...
1037
01:06:09,136 --> 01:06:13,390
in my entire,
spoiled, rotten life.
1038
01:06:21,023 --> 01:06:24,276
[Phil] It was a beautiful wedding,
even better than the first.
1039
01:06:24,359 --> 01:06:27,029
Better entertainment.
I was the best man.
1040
01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:29,573
I did 40 minutes
ofboffo material.
1041
01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:32,409
It was beautiful,
not to brag.
1042
01:06:32,492 --> 01:06:35,245
Tony sang a song that Sammy
wrote for the occasion called...
1043
01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:38,916
"The girl that I marry,
then married. "
1044
01:06:38,999 --> 01:06:42,169
The other girls, being single,
naturally cried at the wedding.
1045
01:06:42,252 --> 01:06:44,671
Somewhere else
in Hollywood...
1046
01:06:44,755 --> 01:06:47,257
someone was crying
more than anybody.
1047
01:06:52,721 --> 01:06:55,891
He's dead!
The man is dead.
1048
01:06:55,974 --> 01:06:58,268
I'll get pictures
of him dead.
1049
01:06:58,310 --> 01:07:02,272
You can pin 'em on your wall
and throw darts at them.
1050
01:07:02,314 --> 01:07:05,776
Last time, he tells us,
he got married at gunpoint.
1051
01:07:05,817 --> 01:07:09,112
What did they have this time?
A cannon?
1052
01:07:12,157 --> 01:07:14,034
Mr. Pearl?
1053
01:07:15,911 --> 01:07:20,123
We're almost done packing.
I'll call you to pick up the bags.
1054
01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:23,210
We got a going-away
gift for you...
1055
01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:25,963
from a friend.
1056
01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:32,678
Wait a minute,
fellas.
1057
01:07:32,761 --> 01:07:35,681
If he can pay you,
I'll pay you double.
1058
01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:38,642
He already paid us
double.
1059
01:07:39,309 --> 01:07:40,811
Charley?
1060
01:07:44,356 --> 01:07:45,983
Aaah!
1061
01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:49,319
Aaah!
1062
01:07:58,453 --> 01:08:01,707
Daddy,
don't kill him.
1063
01:08:01,790 --> 01:08:06,170
Maybe he'll change
his mind again.
1064
01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:09,923
What the hell did he see
in you in the first place?
1065
01:08:12,009 --> 01:08:14,469
Where are we goin',
fellas?
1066
01:08:35,949 --> 01:08:38,035
Charley, Charley!
1067
01:08:40,078 --> 01:08:42,915
Charley?
Charley?
1068
01:08:45,918 --> 01:08:49,630
I'm sorry about
the honeymoon, Vicki.
1069
01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,383
Huh?
1070
01:08:53,467 --> 01:08:58,138
I said, "I'm sorry
about the honeymoon."
1071
01:08:58,222 --> 01:09:00,682
Oh, that's okay,
honey.
1072
01:09:00,766 --> 01:09:04,144
This is the second time
you haven't had one.
1073
01:09:04,228 --> 01:09:06,897
What did you say?
I can't hear you.
1074
01:09:06,980 --> 01:09:11,652
- Excuse me.
- Oh! Oh, they're beautiful.
1075
01:09:13,403 --> 01:09:15,364
What is this?
1076
01:09:15,447 --> 01:09:18,825
Flowers from the
Culver City Boys' Orphanage.
1077
01:09:18,909 --> 01:09:21,453
Oh, Jesus.
1078
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,585
Tomorrow morning
at 8:00...
1079
01:09:28,627 --> 01:09:30,712
I start to take
swimming lessons.
1080
01:09:30,796 --> 01:09:34,258
I lose Esther Williams at the end
of the picture, but what the hell?
1081
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,343
Original score
by Frank Loesser...
1082
01:09:36,426 --> 01:09:39,888
- additional songs by Sammy Fine.
- That's great, Sam.
1083
01:09:39,972 --> 01:09:42,099
- It gets greater.
- Me...
1084
01:09:42,182 --> 01:09:44,977
Fred Astaire
and Rita Hayworth in one picture.
1085
01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:48,230
- Co-Starring?
- Better, I play a funny taxi driver.
1086
01:09:48,313 --> 01:09:50,274
I got one dynamite scene...
1087
01:09:50,315 --> 01:09:53,110
and let Fred and Rita
carry the heavy plot. I'm no dope.
1088
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:55,320
- Terrific, fellas.
- Let's not forget George.
1089
01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:57,906
Cincinnati's won
four games in a row!
1090
01:09:57,990 --> 01:10:00,951
And Charley's got Vicki.
Everyone finishes in the money!
1091
01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:03,871
I gotta call Vicki.
She had an audition at Paramount.
1092
01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:05,956
I wanna see
how she made out.
1093
01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:10,377
I could tell him.
Nobody's hiring wives of Charley Pearl.
1094
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:13,422
The irony is,
if he'd married Adele...
1095
01:10:13,505 --> 01:10:16,633
- Vicki would be working today.
- Tell him.
1096
01:10:16,717 --> 01:10:19,219
He loves stories
about irony.
1097
01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:33,150
[Vicki]
Charley?
1098
01:10:33,192 --> 01:10:37,196
Charley,
guess what?
1099
01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:42,242
They want to test me
at Monogram Pictures.
1100
01:10:42,326 --> 01:10:44,494
It's not a
werewolf picture.
1101
01:10:44,578 --> 01:10:47,623
It's a really big
musical!
1102
01:10:47,706 --> 01:10:49,791
Oh, oh!
1103
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:51,960
I've got to learn
two songs by Wednesday.
1104
01:10:52,044 --> 01:10:54,505
I've got to take some
really fast dancing lessons.
1105
01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:58,175
Charley, if I could just
show them what I can do.
1106
01:10:59,009 --> 01:11:02,054
What's wrong?
1107
01:11:02,137 --> 01:11:05,599
I'm leaving for Boston
in two hours.
1108
01:11:05,682 --> 01:11:08,101
My father
had a stroke.
1109
01:11:08,185 --> 01:11:11,355
They don't think he's
gonna last out the week.
1110
01:11:13,023 --> 01:11:15,400
Charley.
1111
01:11:15,484 --> 01:11:18,403
Oh, honey,
I'm sorry.
1112
01:11:18,487 --> 01:11:22,115
I never thought
about him dying.
1113
01:11:22,199 --> 01:11:25,869
He didn't seem the type,
you know what I mean?
1114
01:11:27,496 --> 01:11:29,998
Did you talk to him?
1115
01:11:30,082 --> 01:11:32,793
No, not really.
He's on oxygen.
1116
01:11:32,876 --> 01:11:35,128
Just a couple
of words.
1117
01:11:35,212 --> 01:11:38,257
What did he say?
1118
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:41,260
He said he wants
to meet you!
1119
01:11:41,343 --> 01:11:46,265
He said he's not going anywhere
'til he meets his daughter.
1120
01:11:46,348 --> 01:11:50,811
Even after everything
he's read about me?
1121
01:11:50,894 --> 01:11:53,397
Especially.
1122
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:57,150
I'll tell him
that you wanted to go.
1123
01:11:57,234 --> 01:11:59,695
I'm going with you.
1124
01:11:59,778 --> 01:12:02,072
I'll start packing.
1125
01:12:02,114 --> 01:12:05,450
I'll call Monogram.
They'll postpone the test.
1126
01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:07,452
No, it doesn't matter.
1127
01:12:07,536 --> 01:12:10,664
There were ten other girls.
It was a long shot anyway.
1128
01:12:10,747 --> 01:12:13,166
I'll make it up to you.
I swear.
1129
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:17,296
Hey, I'm just glad
he wants to meet me.
1130
01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:20,424
[Phil]
When they got to Boston...
1131
01:12:20,507 --> 01:12:22,759
Charley's father
was in a coma.
1132
01:12:22,843 --> 01:12:26,346
Well, they watched and waited...
1133
01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:28,932
and waited and watched
for five solid days...
1134
01:12:29,016 --> 01:12:31,977
just for the old man
to meet Vicki.
1135
01:12:33,437 --> 01:12:37,399
Honey, is it okay
if I go to the bathroom?
1136
01:12:37,482 --> 01:12:39,443
Yeah, sure.
1137
01:12:43,155 --> 01:12:45,324
I'll be right back.
1138
01:13:07,763 --> 01:13:10,974
Where... is she?
1139
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:14,353
- Where is she!
- Vicki!
1140
01:13:14,436 --> 01:13:17,648
- Where is she?
- Vicki, hurry up!
1141
01:13:19,274 --> 01:13:21,485
[Vicki]
What?
1142
01:13:23,737 --> 01:13:25,656
What?
1143
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:29,993
You missed him.
1144
01:13:30,035 --> 01:13:32,412
[Phil]
So Charley lost his father...
1145
01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:34,831
and Vicki lost the part
at Monogram.
1146
01:13:34,873 --> 01:13:37,960
The girl who got it?
Bugsy Siegel's new girl...
1147
01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:40,087
the one he dumped
Vicki for.
1148
01:13:40,170 --> 01:13:44,424
You know the odds on that?
You couldn't place the bet.!
1149
01:13:44,508 --> 01:13:49,137
- I'm real sorry he
never got to meet you.
- Yeah.
1150
01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:51,515
He had a
real nice face...
1151
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:55,477
so... gentle.
1152
01:13:57,187 --> 01:14:00,315
Well, he
was in a coma.
1153
01:14:01,775 --> 01:14:04,444
When are
we going home?
1154
01:14:04,528 --> 01:14:07,990
I've got some business
to take care of.
1155
01:14:08,031 --> 01:14:10,868
I am the president
of the company now.
1156
01:14:10,951 --> 01:14:13,203
When can we leave?
1157
01:14:13,245 --> 01:14:17,666
I don't know.
I'd say in about two years.
1158
01:14:24,214 --> 01:14:28,343
After that, we'd only have to spend
seven or eight months a year here.
1159
01:14:31,555 --> 01:14:34,016
Two years?
1160
01:14:34,099 --> 01:14:36,560
Honey, the company
isn't doing well.
1161
01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:40,063
If I don't go to work,
we could lose everything.
1162
01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:43,984
Two years!
1163
01:14:44,067 --> 01:14:47,029
You've got to give me
at least a year and a half.
1164
01:14:47,070 --> 01:14:51,033
If a picture comes up,
you go to L.A. And do it.
1165
01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:53,076
Pictures don't
come up in Boston.
1166
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,913
You don't get to do
screen tests in Massachusetts...
1167
01:14:55,996 --> 01:14:58,332
or meet directors or producers
on Plymouth Rock!
1168
01:14:58,415 --> 01:15:02,753
I had a hard enough time getting into
the studios when I was there every day.
1169
01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:05,714
- Why was that, Charley?
- It's a tough business.
1170
01:15:05,756 --> 01:15:10,260
Especially when you're married
to the guy who dumped Adele Horner.
1171
01:15:10,344 --> 01:15:13,096
Right.
And who did I dump her for?
1172
01:15:13,138 --> 01:15:15,891
Isn't that worth
two years of your life?
1173
01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:19,061
Is it a torture to live
in a place like this?
1174
01:15:19,102 --> 01:15:22,231
This is high society.
It doesn't get any higher.
1175
01:15:22,272 --> 01:15:25,400
I just want a chance
to do it on my own.
1176
01:15:25,442 --> 01:15:27,444
I can understand that.
1177
01:15:27,486 --> 01:15:30,280
All I want is
what's coming to me.
1178
01:15:30,322 --> 01:15:32,741
- Don't touch me.
- You're good at singing.
1179
01:15:32,783 --> 01:15:36,411
I'm very good at
inheriting money.
1180
01:15:36,495 --> 01:15:39,456
I may be the best
in my field.
1181
01:15:39,498 --> 01:15:44,127
I just don't want
to be without you.
1182
01:15:46,213 --> 01:15:50,259
I'll leave it up to you.
Whatever you decide is fine.
1183
01:15:52,970 --> 01:15:56,431
You know I can't be
without you two years.
1184
01:15:56,515 --> 01:15:59,268
Oh, God!
1185
01:15:59,309 --> 01:16:01,937
[Phil]
So they stayed...
1186
01:16:01,979 --> 01:16:05,774
and Vicki began the pleasant
process of fitting into Boston.
1187
01:16:05,816 --> 01:16:09,069
A lot of parties, new clothes,
a lot ofhats.
1188
01:16:09,152 --> 01:16:11,405
I recall she mentioned hats.
1189
01:16:11,488 --> 01:16:16,243
Meanwhile, Charley became obsessed
with saving the family business.
1190
01:16:16,326 --> 01:16:19,246
He was determined
to make the old man proud.
1191
01:16:19,329 --> 01:16:22,082
Vicki spent her nights alone
waiting for Charley.
1192
01:16:22,165 --> 01:16:24,084
He was very busy.
1193
01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:27,754
He was making major
important business decisions.
1194
01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:31,592
It needs a little more mint, guys.
1195
01:16:34,887 --> 01:16:38,473
Vicki, darling,
how long have you been here?
1196
01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:42,978
Vicki, darling?
1197
01:16:45,189 --> 01:16:49,193
Oh, ah, two years.
We've been here two years.
1198
01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:51,945
Carl and I were
married two years...
1199
01:16:52,029 --> 01:16:53,947
when our
sex life died.
1200
01:16:54,031 --> 01:16:56,700
We had a small funeral.
It was lovely.
1201
01:16:56,783 --> 01:17:01,288
- Charles is having an affair
with his secretary.
- What?
1202
01:17:01,371 --> 01:17:02,998
Oh, no, no,
darling.
1203
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:06,502
My Charles,
not your Charles.
1204
01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:10,380
Oh!
I didn't think...
1205
01:17:10,422 --> 01:17:14,009
Everything is all right
with you two, isn't it?
1206
01:17:14,051 --> 01:17:17,471
Oh, absolutely.
We're fine.
1207
01:17:17,554 --> 01:17:20,557
He's just
a little busy.
1208
01:17:20,641 --> 01:17:24,853
- Busy?
- "Just have to finish
these reports, dear."
1209
01:17:31,735 --> 01:17:34,154
- Hi.
- Hi.
1210
01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:36,698
Whatcha doing?
1211
01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:39,493
I gotta get through
these reports.
1212
01:17:39,576 --> 01:17:42,204
How much longer?
1213
01:17:42,246 --> 01:17:44,248
Couple of hours.
1214
01:17:44,289 --> 01:17:46,416
Oh, Charley!
1215
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,920
I miss you so much.
1216
01:17:50,003 --> 01:17:52,339
I miss you, too, baby.
1217
01:17:54,925 --> 01:17:56,927
How does that feel?
1218
01:17:58,470 --> 01:18:00,764
That feels great, baby.
1219
01:18:02,599 --> 01:18:05,227
Do you know
where my hand is?
1220
01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:07,354
Not now, okay.
Maybe later.
1221
01:18:07,437 --> 01:18:11,066
Not later, Charley.
Now!
1222
01:18:11,149 --> 01:18:13,443
Ow!
1223
01:18:13,527 --> 01:18:16,738
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
1224
01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:20,784
What's the matter
with us?
1225
01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:23,245
What's happening
to us?
1226
01:18:23,287 --> 01:18:25,455
Nothing's happening.
1227
01:18:25,539 --> 01:18:28,458
- Exactly. Nothing.
- What are you talking about?
1228
01:18:28,542 --> 01:18:31,461
Where's that crazy feeling
you used to have about me?
1229
01:18:31,503 --> 01:18:33,463
Where is it,
Charley?
1230
01:18:33,505 --> 01:18:37,092
Oh, come on,
baby.
1231
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:46,435
- It's gone.
- No, it's not.
1232
01:18:46,476 --> 01:18:48,896
Don't lie.
1233
01:18:48,979 --> 01:18:51,899
Well, a little,
but it'll come back.
1234
01:18:51,982 --> 01:18:54,610
This happens
to everybody.
1235
01:18:54,651 --> 01:18:57,404
Charley, we don't even
touch each other anymore.
1236
01:18:57,487 --> 01:19:00,782
Remember how you used
to love to touch me?
1237
01:19:00,824 --> 01:19:02,826
I still do.
1238
01:19:05,204 --> 01:19:07,581
No, you don't,
Charley.
1239
01:19:07,664 --> 01:19:11,126
We've been here
two years.
1240
01:19:11,168 --> 01:19:15,255
Get us out of here
before it kills us. Please!
1241
01:19:15,339 --> 01:19:19,968
You can't expect me to walk away
from such an important part of my life.
1242
01:19:20,052 --> 01:19:21,970
I did.
1243
01:19:22,012 --> 01:19:25,933
The board of directors
is trying to squeeze me out.
1244
01:19:26,016 --> 01:19:29,520
I've put everything we own
into the stock options.
1245
01:19:29,603 --> 01:19:32,272
If I leave now,
we'll lose everything.
1246
01:19:32,356 --> 01:19:35,317
If you stay,
you'll lose me.
1247
01:19:36,443 --> 01:19:39,488
I kept my side
of the bargain.
1248
01:19:45,744 --> 01:19:48,372
What's it gonna be,
Charley?
1249
01:20:21,238 --> 01:20:25,367
[Phil] Christmas, 1950,
was not a happy time for Charley Pearl.
1250
01:20:25,409 --> 01:20:27,870
They were divorced
for the second time.
1251
01:20:27,911 --> 01:20:30,038
Somewhere
fate was laughing.
1252
01:20:30,247 --> 01:20:34,334
Then spring arrived
and tragedy struck one of our own.
1253
01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:36,545
Sammy announced
he was getting married.
1254
01:20:36,587 --> 01:20:39,381
So we drove back
to the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch.
1255
01:20:39,423 --> 01:20:41,550
Bugsy Siegel
had been bumped off.
1256
01:20:41,633 --> 01:20:45,721
We figured Nevada was now safe.
Even Charley made the trip west.
1257
01:20:45,804 --> 01:20:48,265
- Boy, was he a load oflaughs.
- Somebody cheer Charley up.
1258
01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:51,435
- He's givin' me the creeps.
- Leave the man alone. He's grieving.
1259
01:20:51,518 --> 01:20:54,771
I can't believe
I'm getting married.
1260
01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:57,524
- Why'd you say "yes"?
- I don't know.
1261
01:20:57,608 --> 01:21:00,235
I think she had a hypnotist
over while I was sleeping.
1262
01:21:00,277 --> 01:21:02,571
- What do you think about Adele?
- What?
1263
01:21:02,613 --> 01:21:05,199
She eloped to Mexico
with her chauffeur.
1264
01:21:05,282 --> 01:21:07,409
Lew Horner cut her off
without a cent.
1265
01:21:07,492 --> 01:21:10,078
You are kidding me!
1266
01:21:10,162 --> 01:21:12,915
They say two out of four
marriages ends in divorce.
1267
01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:16,418
The other two are suicides!
But l... Hey!
1268
01:21:16,460 --> 01:21:18,712
- I wonder where she is now.
- Adele?
1269
01:21:18,795 --> 01:21:21,423
- In Mexico with the chauffeur.
- No, Vicki!
1270
01:21:21,465 --> 01:21:24,593
- Haven't played that in years!
- I was crazy about that woman.
1271
01:21:24,635 --> 01:21:26,261
- Vicki.
- Right.
1272
01:21:26,303 --> 01:21:29,723
Then one day it stopped.
Just like that. Why?
1273
01:21:29,806 --> 01:21:32,768
Why? Because you're a man, Charley.
1274
01:21:32,851 --> 01:21:35,771
And men are crazy,
fucked up sons-of-bitches.
1275
01:21:35,812 --> 01:21:39,983
We want what we can't have, and when
we have it we don't want it anymore.
1276
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:43,278
- Look at him.
- Look at me, going to a whorehouse...
1277
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,822
so I can get hot for
my wife on our honeymoon...
1278
01:21:45,864 --> 01:21:48,825
who I already shtupped
twelve hundred times.
1279
01:21:48,909 --> 01:21:50,911
We're all nuts!
1280
01:21:50,994 --> 01:21:52,913
- You're not the first.
- What?
1281
01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:55,791
- Lots of guys shtupped your wife
twelve hundred times.
- I did.
1282
01:21:55,832 --> 01:21:58,085
See? The first person we asked.
1283
01:21:58,168 --> 01:22:00,462
- That is not funny.
- What is not?
1284
01:22:00,504 --> 01:22:03,340
- Hey, slow up. Just slow up.
- What for?
1285
01:22:06,343 --> 01:22:08,804
- Aw, no.
- I don't believe it.
1286
01:22:08,846 --> 01:22:11,640
- Are you serious?
- Do you know...
1287
01:22:11,682 --> 01:22:14,268
what the odds are on this happening?
Predictable.
1288
01:22:14,351 --> 01:22:16,311
- Just one drink.
- No, no.
1289
01:22:16,353 --> 01:22:18,939
Every time we stop for a drink,
you gotta get married.
1290
01:22:19,022 --> 01:22:21,316
I just want to wish her
good luck.
1291
01:22:21,358 --> 01:22:23,527
Tie it on a rock
and throw it through the window.
1292
01:22:27,865 --> 01:22:32,202
D I'm so glad that
I ain't no fool no more d
1293
01:22:35,622 --> 01:22:40,502
d I'm so glad that
I ain't no fool no more d
1294
01:22:40,544 --> 01:22:43,380
God, she still
looks great, huh?
1295
01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:46,216
Oh, well,
I don't mean that great.
1296
01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:50,345
She looks good. Nice. Regular.
1297
01:22:50,387 --> 01:22:54,141
D My ma wants me to marry
a multimillionaire d
1298
01:22:54,224 --> 01:22:57,311
dBut I just want somebody
who can handle me with care
1299
01:22:57,394 --> 01:22:59,980
So now you seen her,
don't look anymore.
1300
01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:01,982
Remember that story
in the Bible?
1301
01:23:02,065 --> 01:23:04,193
You're gonna turn
into a box of salt.
1302
01:23:04,234 --> 01:23:06,987
It's a Biblical story.
You can check.
1303
01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:09,489
It's over, finito, kaput, huh?
1304
01:23:09,573 --> 01:23:13,327
- Fellas, let's go.
- We didn't order no champagne.
1305
01:23:13,410 --> 01:23:17,497
- Compliments of Mr. Denaro.
- Who's Mr. Denaro?
1306
01:23:17,581 --> 01:23:21,001
Number-one man
at the hotel.
1307
01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:24,046
Look at this.
It went from Bugsy to crazy.
1308
01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:28,383
Pal, tell Miss Anderson
to join us for a glass of champagne...
1309
01:23:28,425 --> 01:23:30,427
Shh!
After this set is over.
1310
01:23:30,511 --> 01:23:34,181
Miss Anderson doesn't drink
with guests.
1311
01:23:34,264 --> 01:23:37,559
Hey, hey, pal,
this is not a guest.
1312
01:23:37,601 --> 01:23:40,938
This is Charley Pearl.
He was both her husbands.
1313
01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:44,608
I'm sorry.
Mr. Denaro's orders.
1314
01:23:44,691 --> 01:23:48,237
She's taken up with Gus!
I should've known...
1315
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:52,741
that these cheap Vegas punks
were always her style.
1316
01:23:52,783 --> 01:23:55,911
Charley, this girl had
a shot at the big leagues...
1317
01:23:55,953 --> 01:23:58,956
- but could not hit the fastball.
- He's not wrong.
1318
01:23:59,039 --> 01:24:03,377
D I don't care if you're young
of if you're old d
1319
01:24:05,379 --> 01:24:08,423
- Let's get outta here.
- Smart.
1320
01:24:08,507 --> 01:24:11,468
Her face is gettin'
a little puffy, you notice?
1321
01:24:11,552 --> 01:24:15,597
On my mother's life, I was gonna
say that, but I was afraid to.
1322
01:24:15,639 --> 01:24:20,269
She put on a few pounds in the hips.
You notice the hips?
1323
01:24:20,310 --> 01:24:23,272
In two years you couldn't fit
her into a freight elevator.
1324
01:24:23,313 --> 01:24:25,566
I thought she had
sandwiches in her mouth.
1325
01:24:25,649 --> 01:24:28,777
You got rid of her
just in time, Charley.
1326
01:24:28,861 --> 01:24:32,114
- Hey, where's Charley?
- He stopped at the john.
1327
01:24:32,197 --> 01:24:34,283
Alone?
1328
01:24:34,366 --> 01:24:37,327
- Why didn't you go with him?
- I don't go unless
I gotta do something.
1329
01:24:37,411 --> 01:24:40,664
- What's the matter with you?
- Hey, be careful!
1330
01:24:40,747 --> 01:24:42,749
Bye.
1331
01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:49,298
So this is what you
left Boston for?
1332
01:24:49,381 --> 01:24:54,178
- I thought you gave me up
for something better than this.
- I like it here, Charley.
1333
01:24:55,512 --> 01:24:58,974
So, how's the
toothpaste business?
1334
01:24:59,016 --> 01:25:02,144
You having fun thinking
up next year's flavors?
1335
01:25:02,227 --> 01:25:04,771
At least that's next year's.
You went back to last year's.
1336
01:25:04,855 --> 01:25:07,691
You like working with Gus
as much as Bugsy?
1337
01:25:07,774 --> 01:25:10,277
Excuse me while I get
my divorce papers to see...
1338
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,697
where it says you have the right
to ask me personal questions.
1339
01:25:13,739 --> 01:25:16,325
I don't have to be married
to you to be worried.
1340
01:25:18,702 --> 01:25:23,290
- Ten seconds and then I call the boys.
- The boys?
1341
01:25:23,373 --> 01:25:28,170
Oh, that's cute.
What's happening to you?
1342
01:25:28,212 --> 01:25:30,631
Is Gus the one slipping
in your side window...
1343
01:25:30,714 --> 01:25:34,551
or does he still have
a key to the front door?
1344
01:25:35,928 --> 01:25:38,472
Nobody's laid
their hands on me...
1345
01:25:38,555 --> 01:25:42,309
since the day you stopped
laying your hands on me.
1346
01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:46,522
Now get your hands
off me.
1347
01:25:49,066 --> 01:25:52,027
I don't know
how that happened...
1348
01:25:52,110 --> 01:25:54,238
but you changed on me.
1349
01:25:55,906 --> 01:25:58,575
And who changed me,
Charley?
1350
01:25:58,659 --> 01:26:00,577
If you wanted Adele...
1351
01:26:00,661 --> 01:26:04,498
why didn't you marry her
in the first place...
1352
01:26:04,581 --> 01:26:08,168
- or the second?
- I made a mistake.
1353
01:26:08,252 --> 01:26:10,879
But I gave you enough money
not to have to play...
1354
01:26:10,963 --> 01:26:13,841
a crummy place
like this!
1355
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:23,392
All right, maybe it
is over between you and me.
1356
01:26:23,433 --> 01:26:25,394
Maybe?
1357
01:26:25,435 --> 01:26:27,938
You can go to the casino
and bet on it!
1358
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:31,233
I just don't want you to throw
your life away, understand?
1359
01:26:31,275 --> 01:26:34,403
I've already thrown
away two years...
1360
01:26:34,444 --> 01:26:38,407
giving dinner parties
for 22 dead people.
1361
01:26:38,490 --> 01:26:42,411
- You really are a tramp.
- You loved the tramp in me!
1362
01:26:42,452 --> 01:26:47,082
You kissed it good-bye when you made me
raise my pinky holding a teacup.
1363
01:26:47,165 --> 01:26:49,960
You won't make me
ashamed of myself!
1364
01:26:50,043 --> 01:26:52,379
I can't be bought
by you or anybody.!
1365
01:26:57,384 --> 01:26:59,636
I can't believe you did...
1366
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:04,224
What the hell are you doing?
Jesus Christ.! Wait.!
1367
01:27:04,308 --> 01:27:07,769
You wouldn't dare?
Okay, come on.
1368
01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:10,647
Come on.
I dare you.!
1369
01:27:10,731 --> 01:27:12,816
Come on.!
1370
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:16,069
I can't believe
you did that!
1371
01:27:17,321 --> 01:27:19,281
All right, wait.!
1372
01:27:19,364 --> 01:27:22,951
I'm going,
but I'm taking you with me!
1373
01:27:22,993 --> 01:27:26,330
Aaah!
Stop!
1374
01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:28,582
Oh!
1375
01:27:28,665 --> 01:27:31,502
You ripped my dress!
1376
01:27:35,881 --> 01:27:37,466
Owww!
1377
01:27:41,261 --> 01:27:43,972
This is cute,
really cute.
1378
01:27:44,056 --> 01:27:46,141
Ah, ah...
1379
01:27:47,684 --> 01:27:50,437
Why is it you don't
ever seem to listen, huh?
1380
01:27:50,521 --> 01:27:52,648
Didn't you hear
the waiter?
1381
01:27:52,731 --> 01:27:55,359
You need my permission
to see the star.
1382
01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:58,820
Gus, why don't you
go out to the bar...
1383
01:27:58,862 --> 01:28:01,949
and try to
look like Bugsy.
1384
01:28:02,032 --> 01:28:05,536
Once I was nice enough to give you
a warning. I'm not that nice anymore.
1385
01:28:05,619 --> 01:28:07,829
Who's your tailor, Gus?
1386
01:28:07,913 --> 01:28:11,500
This suit looks like the lining
to a better suit.
1387
01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:14,044
You're a funny guy.
1388
01:28:15,629 --> 01:28:17,673
Don't, don't!
He's leaving.
1389
01:28:17,714 --> 01:28:19,716
Come on.
1390
01:28:22,261 --> 01:28:26,223
Hey, count to three
before I go, Gus.
1391
01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:29,226
Can you count
that high, Gus?
1392
01:28:32,104 --> 01:28:35,065
- Charley, just shut up.
- You know what I hear, Gus?
1393
01:28:35,107 --> 01:28:38,652
- Keep talkin', playboy.
- I hear you go to the cemetrey...
1394
01:28:38,735 --> 01:28:42,239
and kiss where Bugsy's ass
used to be.
1395
01:28:42,322 --> 01:28:46,159
That's what Vicki told me, Gus.
Ain't that right, honey?
1396
01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:51,999
No, Gus, stop it.!
You're killing him.
1397
01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:55,210
I'm gonna ask one question.
The answer better be "yes."
1398
01:28:55,252 --> 01:28:58,088
You ain't never gonna come
around and bother Vicki.
1399
01:28:58,130 --> 01:29:00,507
- Is that right?
- Yes, yes, he promises.
1400
01:29:00,591 --> 01:29:03,427
Is that right?
1401
01:29:03,468 --> 01:29:06,221
[Vicki]
Yes, yes, yes.
1402
01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:08,348
Oh, I hated doing that.
1403
01:29:14,855 --> 01:29:17,524
You idiot!
You want to get us killed?
1404
01:29:17,608 --> 01:29:20,277
No, I was trying
to get you fired!
1405
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,279
Oh, whoa.!
1406
01:29:23,822 --> 01:29:26,283
Don't you guys ever grab
anywhere else?
1407
01:29:26,325 --> 01:29:29,244
I'll bet he's already
proposed to her.
1408
01:29:29,286 --> 01:29:31,288
Ooo.
1409
01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:33,916
Jesus,
it's a massacre.
1410
01:29:33,999 --> 01:29:37,753
All right, somebody
get Vicki out of here.
1411
01:29:37,836 --> 01:29:39,796
I'll do that.
That'll be my job.
1412
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:44,301
There are four of us
and only one of you.
1413
01:29:46,303 --> 01:29:49,306
I think he likes
the odds, George.
1414
01:29:49,389 --> 01:29:52,809
- They might need you.
- They're much better off without me.
1415
01:29:52,893 --> 01:29:56,605
Believe me when I say that.
This is, uh...
1416
01:29:56,688 --> 01:29:59,650
- [Yelling, Crashing]
- Not my forte.
1417
01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:02,152
Oh, my God!
1418
01:30:02,194 --> 01:30:04,154
That's not George.
That's a good sound.
1419
01:30:04,238 --> 01:30:06,615
They're working it out,
is what they are.
1420
01:30:06,657 --> 01:30:09,785
- Sweetheart, come with me.
- Let's get outta here.
1421
01:30:18,752 --> 01:30:21,004
Watch the hair!
1422
01:30:21,088 --> 01:30:24,007
You should see what I did
to that big palooka.
1423
01:30:24,049 --> 01:30:26,260
Let's go!
1424
01:30:37,563 --> 01:30:40,148
Thank you.
We had a great ti...
1425
01:30:46,113 --> 01:30:49,783
It's God's curse on me for
wanting to get shtupped again.
1426
01:30:54,371 --> 01:30:57,708
- Can't you pull down a side street?
- It's all desert!
1427
01:30:58,792 --> 01:31:01,503
- Make a right.
- There's no road there!
1428
01:31:01,545 --> 01:31:04,006
Just do it.!
1429
01:31:04,047 --> 01:31:07,676
Vicki, I can't see
a damn thing.!
1430
01:31:07,759 --> 01:31:09,845
This is like
looking for...
1431
01:31:09,887 --> 01:31:12,514
a ballpark in
the minor leagues.
1432
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:17,686
If there's a bus stop,
I'd like to be let out.
1433
01:31:19,396 --> 01:31:21,315
- Make another right.
- Where?
1434
01:31:21,398 --> 01:31:24,651
- Anywhere.
- You can't make a right anywhere.
It has to be somewhere.
1435
01:31:24,735 --> 01:31:26,653
Oh, God.
1436
01:31:28,906 --> 01:31:31,658
What are you doing?
1437
01:31:34,411 --> 01:31:36,371
- We got 'em, Gus.
- Shut up.
1438
01:31:36,455 --> 01:31:38,207
[Shouting]
1439
01:31:39,249 --> 01:31:42,336
- Hey, do we got 'em Gus?
- Shut up.
1440
01:32:02,356 --> 01:32:05,901
Who got killed?
Them or us?
1441
01:32:05,984 --> 01:32:08,070
Seriously.
1442
01:32:14,952 --> 01:32:19,540
The station doesn't open 'til 7:00.
I got some rooms.
1443
01:32:19,623 --> 01:32:22,042
I'm surprised they took us
without reservations.
1444
01:32:22,125 --> 01:32:25,212
This is where werewolves
stop on camping trips.
1445
01:32:25,295 --> 01:32:28,048
They only had two.
Good night.
1446
01:32:28,131 --> 01:32:30,968
- Give me that.
- Five guys in one room?
1447
01:32:31,051 --> 01:32:34,471
In the minor leagues,
the whole team sleeps in one room.
1448
01:32:34,555 --> 01:32:36,765
I get a bed.
1449
01:33:03,667 --> 01:33:05,627
Where were you?
1450
01:33:07,004 --> 01:33:09,756
I'm freezing.
Close the window.
1451
01:33:15,387 --> 01:33:17,472
Oh, Vicki, baby.
1452
01:33:17,556 --> 01:33:20,809
- I missed you so much.
- Stop right there.
1453
01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:28,317
Is it back?
That old feeling...
1454
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:32,446
that you'd go nuts
if you don't get to touch me?
1455
01:33:33,530 --> 01:33:35,490
Yeah, it's back.
1456
01:33:35,532 --> 01:33:37,701
We have to talk first.
1457
01:33:37,784 --> 01:33:40,204
Stand over there.
1458
01:33:43,790 --> 01:33:47,294
What's changed, Charley?
I still want to be a singer.
1459
01:33:47,377 --> 01:33:50,172
You still want to be
chairman of the board.
1460
01:33:50,214 --> 01:33:52,508
Somebody's got
to give up something.
1461
01:33:53,717 --> 01:33:56,303
I gave up
my stock options.
1462
01:33:56,386 --> 01:33:58,889
I sold my house.
1463
01:33:58,972 --> 01:34:02,518
I left all that
behind.
1464
01:34:04,811 --> 01:34:07,231
I went crazy
without you, baby.
1465
01:34:10,567 --> 01:34:13,987
I took that job
in Vegas...
1466
01:34:14,071 --> 01:34:18,867
'cause I knew it was
the one place that you'd find me.
1467
01:34:18,909 --> 01:34:21,036
I never would've
stopped looking.
1468
01:34:21,078 --> 01:34:24,248
Charley, this is a curse.
1469
01:34:24,331 --> 01:34:27,584
It's okay to love somebody...
1470
01:34:27,668 --> 01:34:32,840
but it's neurotic to think
you can't live without them.
1471
01:34:32,923 --> 01:34:34,883
I read that
in "Reader's Digest."
1472
01:34:34,925 --> 01:34:36,844
I want you back.
1473
01:34:36,927 --> 01:34:39,596
We'll live in L.A.
You can sing, dance, act...
1474
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:42,516
Whatever the hell you want,
so long as we're together.
1475
01:34:42,599 --> 01:34:44,518
Please?
1476
01:34:44,601 --> 01:34:47,187
You won't regret it.
1477
01:34:47,271 --> 01:34:49,523
I promise, Charley.
1478
01:34:49,606 --> 01:34:51,733
Look at you.
1479
01:34:51,817 --> 01:34:54,069
Let's get married
in the morning, baby.
1480
01:34:54,111 --> 01:34:56,196
Ah, shit, Charley!
1481
01:34:56,280 --> 01:35:00,200
- I don't want to get married again.
- We've rehearsed twice.
1482
01:35:00,284 --> 01:35:03,203
We're practically professionals.
What's the problem?
1483
01:35:03,287 --> 01:35:05,789
- Do you, Charles Raymond Pearl...
- I do.
1484
01:35:05,873 --> 01:35:09,459
- Take Victoria to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
- I do.
1485
01:35:09,543 --> 01:35:12,963
Not yet.
For as long as you both shall live?
1486
01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:15,215
- Now.
- I do.
1487
01:35:15,299 --> 01:35:18,385
If the man says, "Can do,"
can do.
1488
01:35:18,468 --> 01:35:20,888
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
1489
01:35:20,971 --> 01:35:22,639
take Charles
to be your husband?
1490
01:35:22,723 --> 01:35:25,309
In sickness and in health?
For better or worse?
1491
01:35:25,392 --> 01:35:29,438
Richer or poorer,
so long as you both shall live?
1492
01:35:35,068 --> 01:35:38,488
I don't think
she's comin' outta the gate.
1493
01:35:38,572 --> 01:35:41,658
The filly's nervous.
Never a winner on this track.
1494
01:35:43,410 --> 01:35:46,496
Take your pitch
and swing, baby.
1495
01:35:46,580 --> 01:35:48,165
I do.
1496
01:35:48,248 --> 01:35:52,669
With the power vested in me,
I pronounce you man and wife.
1497
01:35:52,753 --> 01:35:55,631
You may kiss
the bride.
1498
01:35:56,590 --> 01:35:59,343
This is the
happiest day of my life.
1499
01:36:01,053 --> 01:36:03,764
I always love these days,
too, Charley.
1500
01:36:03,847 --> 01:36:05,766
I really do.
1501
01:36:05,849 --> 01:36:09,102
Hey, atta boy,
Charley.
1502
01:36:13,857 --> 01:36:16,485
The greatest comeback
in marital history.
1503
01:36:16,568 --> 01:36:18,654
- Good luck, babe.
- Thank you.
1504
01:36:18,737 --> 01:36:21,323
After Sherry and I get married,
we're gonna get divorced.
1505
01:36:21,406 --> 01:36:23,367
- This is so romantic.
- No.
1506
01:36:29,915 --> 01:36:33,168
[Phil] And so the happy newly,
newly, newlyweds...
1507
01:36:33,252 --> 01:36:35,212
drove off into the sunset...
1508
01:36:35,254 --> 01:36:38,674
where, you would imagine,
they lived happily-ever-after.
1509
01:36:38,715 --> 01:36:43,178
Truth? They drove straight to a walnut
grove in Culver City, California.
1510
01:36:43,262 --> 01:36:46,807
See, for the first time in his life,
Charley had plans.
1511
01:36:46,890 --> 01:36:49,226
This is it.
1512
01:36:50,644 --> 01:36:53,564
This is what?
1513
01:36:53,605 --> 01:36:56,400
This is ours.
26 acres.
1514
01:36:56,483 --> 01:37:00,195
I bought it. It'll be
finished in nine months.
1515
01:37:00,279 --> 01:37:05,576
- Charley, not another big house.
- Not a house.
1516
01:37:05,659 --> 01:37:09,913
A movie studio.
Pearl Productions.
1517
01:37:09,997 --> 01:37:13,500
I'm gonna make movies
just for you, baby!
1518
01:37:13,584 --> 01:37:15,711
Oh, Charley...
1519
01:37:15,794 --> 01:37:18,881
- what do you know about making movies?
- What's to know?
1520
01:37:18,922 --> 01:37:21,717
You buy a movie camera.
I point the camera at you...
1521
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:24,553
and America falls
in love with you...
1522
01:37:24,595 --> 01:37:27,598
just the way I did.
1523
01:37:27,639 --> 01:37:30,601
[Phil]
Pearl Studios cost 15 million bucks.
1524
01:37:30,684 --> 01:37:33,395
Lucky coincidence.
That's all the money Charley had left.
1525
01:37:33,437 --> 01:37:37,191
Nine months later,
a star was about to be born.
1526
01:37:37,274 --> 01:37:40,277
Except...
it came out a baby.
1527
01:37:42,654 --> 01:37:44,615
Unbelievable.
1528
01:37:47,618 --> 01:37:50,370
But it didn't stop production,
no siree.
1529
01:37:50,454 --> 01:37:53,540
Because with hard work
and perseverance...
1530
01:37:53,624 --> 01:37:56,543
11 months later
they had another baby.
1531
01:37:56,627 --> 01:37:59,129
Finally, Charley found
the right property for Vicki:
1532
01:37:59,213 --> 01:38:01,715
A big-budget
musical extravaganza.
1533
01:38:01,798 --> 01:38:03,759
When Vicki heard the news,
she was so excited...
1534
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,385
she had twins.
1535
01:38:05,469 --> 01:38:08,222
Charley was never happier
in his life.
1536
01:38:08,305 --> 01:38:11,391
He had Vicki,
a family, a home.
1537
01:38:11,475 --> 01:38:14,603
Only he didn't have the studio,
which went bankrupt.
1538
01:38:14,645 --> 01:38:16,772
There's an old saying
in Hollywood...
1539
01:38:16,855 --> 01:38:19,066
"You can't make hits
unless you make pictures. "
1540
01:38:19,149 --> 01:38:22,486
Vicki got back
to her singing...
1541
01:38:22,569 --> 01:38:25,405
this time to support
the family.
1542
01:38:25,489 --> 01:38:28,825
Charley was finding out there were
not a lot ofjob opportunities...
1543
01:38:28,867 --> 01:38:31,954
for ex-millionaire,
playboy, toothpaste kings.
1544
01:38:32,037 --> 01:38:34,289
All the influential people
he had known...
1545
01:38:34,373 --> 01:38:37,501
guys he had picked up
countless tabs for...
1546
01:38:37,584 --> 01:38:41,129
now wouldn't give Charley
the time of day.
1547
01:38:41,213 --> 01:38:44,007
[Vicki]
DAfter all the things you told me
1548
01:38:44,091 --> 01:38:49,680
dAnd the promises
that you gave
1549
01:38:49,763 --> 01:38:54,142
As Vicki's star climbed
higher and higher...
1550
01:38:54,184 --> 01:38:57,771
Charley's crashed
and burned.
1551
01:39:00,023 --> 01:39:04,486
1954 found the rest of us
riding the tail of a comet.
1552
01:39:04,570 --> 01:39:07,656
Tony and me were starring
with "La Hayworth."
1553
01:39:07,739 --> 01:39:09,992
Sammy had a hit musical
on Broadway.
1554
01:39:10,075 --> 01:39:13,287
And George had Cincinnati
in second place.
1555
01:39:13,370 --> 01:39:16,999
About a year passed,
and another of our brave comrades fell.
1556
01:39:17,082 --> 01:39:20,043
Tony Madden,
now MGM's biggest star...
1557
01:39:20,085 --> 01:39:24,673
was finally caught in that evil spider's
web that traps us all...marriage.
1558
01:39:24,756 --> 01:39:28,135
He not only got the girl,
he bought Lew Horner's house.
1559
01:39:28,218 --> 01:39:31,346
I'm telling ya, irony,
irony everywhere.
1560
01:39:31,430 --> 01:39:35,392
I wonder if she knows
it's a toupee.
1561
01:39:35,434 --> 01:39:39,396
- That's not his real hair?
- It is, but when it fell out...
1562
01:39:39,438 --> 01:39:41,690
he had it made
into a toupee.
1563
01:39:41,773 --> 01:39:45,819
- Look at these fool guys.
- That's us seven years ago.
1564
01:39:45,903 --> 01:39:48,363
Do you think they'll
make it as big as we did?
1565
01:39:48,405 --> 01:39:50,407
Nah, we're the last
of our breed.
1566
01:39:50,449 --> 01:39:53,202
Isn't one of your friends
missing, darling?
1567
01:39:53,243 --> 01:39:55,412
Charley Pearl and Vicki.
1568
01:39:55,495 --> 01:39:58,540
- They'll be here. Don't worry.
- I hope nothing's wrong.
1569
01:39:58,624 --> 01:40:01,376
Nah! Probably just stopped
off to have another kid.
1570
01:40:01,418 --> 01:40:06,882
Sorry I couldn't buy you
a new dress for the party.
1571
01:40:06,924 --> 01:40:12,054
Charley, I've only had this
a year and I've worn it twice.
1572
01:40:12,095 --> 01:40:15,224
I never thought a wife of mine
would wear costume jewelery.
1573
01:40:15,307 --> 01:40:18,393
It's not even good
costume jewelery.
1574
01:40:18,435 --> 01:40:22,189
You don't like this bracelet?
I love it!
1575
01:40:22,272 --> 01:40:25,442
Who cares? It looks better
than the real stuff anyway.
1576
01:40:28,278 --> 01:40:30,405
Let's not go.
1577
01:40:30,447 --> 01:40:34,034
It's gonna be boring,
the same jokes, songs...
1578
01:40:34,117 --> 01:40:37,621
the same faces.
I'm sick of these people.
1579
01:40:37,704 --> 01:40:41,625
These guys were more laughs
when they were bums.
1580
01:40:43,335 --> 01:40:46,880
We've missed the
last three parties.
1581
01:40:46,964 --> 01:40:49,883
You've gotta stop hiding
from your friends, Charley.
1582
01:40:49,967 --> 01:40:54,555
- They're your friends.
- I'm not hiding from my friends.
1583
01:40:57,641 --> 01:41:00,227
Okay. Never mind.
Let's go.
1584
01:41:00,310 --> 01:41:04,773
Wait, what did you mean,
"hiding from my friends"?
1585
01:41:04,857 --> 01:41:08,735
- Never mind!
- Hey, I want an answer to my question.
1586
01:41:08,819 --> 01:41:11,321
- Just let go of it.
- What did you mean?
1587
01:41:11,405 --> 01:41:15,117
- What did you mean by that?
- It doesn't matter, Charley!
1588
01:41:19,830 --> 01:41:22,457
You just...
1589
01:41:22,541 --> 01:41:25,627
you just had a little
run of bad luck.
1590
01:41:25,711 --> 01:41:27,963
"A run of bad luck"?
1591
01:41:28,005 --> 01:41:31,258
I've had a fucking marathon!
1592
01:41:31,341 --> 01:41:34,845
- Why don't you go to
the party by yourself?
- No.
1593
01:41:34,928 --> 01:41:37,514
There'll be a lot
of successful people like you.
1594
01:41:37,598 --> 01:41:40,309
You can compare your reviews
in "Variety,"
1595
01:41:40,350 --> 01:41:44,605
how many times your names
have been in the columns.
1596
01:41:44,688 --> 01:41:46,690
Okay?
1597
01:41:46,773 --> 01:41:49,860
I didn't ask you to build
the studio, Charley.
1598
01:41:49,943 --> 01:41:52,029
I didn't say
"Make me a movie star."
1599
01:41:52,112 --> 01:41:54,531
I just wanted to sing,
that's all!
1600
01:41:54,615 --> 01:41:57,659
- Why didn't you stop me
from making an ass of myself?
- What?
1601
01:41:57,743 --> 01:42:00,495
What the hell did I know
about making movies?
1602
01:42:00,537 --> 01:42:02,831
- Huh?
- I don't believe this.
1603
01:42:02,873 --> 01:42:06,335
- A husband and wife are supposed
to look out for each other, right?
- Yes.
1604
01:42:06,376 --> 01:42:09,505
Why didn't you stop me
from writing all those checks...
1605
01:42:09,588 --> 01:42:13,509
to every creep looking
for a lovesick sucker...
1606
01:42:13,550 --> 01:42:16,720
- which is what I am. Am I right?
- You're not.
1607
01:42:18,138 --> 01:42:21,683
I pulled you out of that place
in Vegas, didn't I?
1608
01:42:21,767 --> 01:42:24,728
You're never gonna let me
forget, are you?
1609
01:42:24,770 --> 01:42:28,857
How you pulled me out of Vegas
and made me respectable.
1610
01:42:28,899 --> 01:42:32,361
Then I work my ass off,
gain a little self-respect
while bringing up your kids.
1611
01:42:32,402 --> 01:42:35,239
But you can't take that,
can you, Charley?
1612
01:42:36,573 --> 01:42:40,244
What do you want?
Me to stay at home?
1613
01:42:40,327 --> 01:42:42,663
I can be a wife!
I can be a bimbo!
1614
01:42:42,746 --> 01:42:45,082
It's your choice.
What do you want?
1615
01:42:45,123 --> 01:42:48,877
No, no, no.
I'm the bimbo here.
1616
01:42:48,961 --> 01:42:51,922
I mean,
I'm a kept man.
1617
01:42:51,964 --> 01:42:54,007
- No, Charley.
- Do you know where this party is?
1618
01:42:54,091 --> 01:42:58,095
This is in the house
that Adele Horner lived in...
1619
01:42:58,178 --> 01:43:01,557
- a place where I was treated
like a king once.
- It doesn't matter.
1620
01:43:01,598 --> 01:43:05,060
There are waiters making
more money at this party...
1621
01:43:05,102 --> 01:43:07,521
than I made all
of last year.
1622
01:43:07,604 --> 01:43:10,566
I had my life going exactly
the way I wanted.
1623
01:43:10,649 --> 01:43:13,068
- Shh.
- That's what I gave up for you.
1624
01:43:15,529 --> 01:43:18,031
What did you say,
Charley?
1625
01:43:18,115 --> 01:43:20,284
What you gave up
for me?
1626
01:43:20,367 --> 01:43:23,245
Yeah,
that's right.
1627
01:43:34,506 --> 01:43:37,259
Hey, where you going?
1628
01:43:40,095 --> 01:43:43,140
What you gave up for me,
Charley?
1629
01:43:43,223 --> 01:43:46,101
I don't need you.
1630
01:43:47,644 --> 01:43:50,105
And I never want
to see you again.
1631
01:43:50,147 --> 01:43:52,608
Ever!
1632
01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:58,947
You come back here.
1633
01:43:59,031 --> 01:44:02,117
Where do you think
you're going?
1634
01:44:02,201 --> 01:44:05,537
Come back and get in this car.
Do you hear me?
1635
01:44:05,621 --> 01:44:09,791
Come back, goddamn it.
You owe me the rest of your life!
1636
01:44:09,833 --> 01:44:11,877
What about my kids?
1637
01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:14,505
I'm not giving up
my kids!
1638
01:44:14,588 --> 01:44:17,799
I don't want my kids to have
a revolving door as a father.
1639
01:44:17,883 --> 01:44:21,678
We have more anniversaries
than we do birthdays!
1640
01:44:21,762 --> 01:44:24,848
I'm a great father.
I love being a father.
1641
01:44:24,932 --> 01:44:28,393
Too bad you don't love
being a husband!
1642
01:44:28,477 --> 01:44:30,729
Look at me, Charley.
Look at me!
1643
01:44:30,812 --> 01:44:34,399
'Cause it's the last chance
you're ever gonna get.
1644
01:44:56,505 --> 01:44:59,424
Goddamn you,
Bugsy Siegel.
1645
01:45:00,801 --> 01:45:03,345
I hope you burn
in hell.
1646
01:45:05,889 --> 01:45:09,017
[Phil]
And they got divorced a third time.
1647
01:45:09,059 --> 01:45:11,854
And Bugsy Siegel
burnt in hell.
1648
01:45:11,937 --> 01:45:14,189
Charley knew
he'd blown it.
1649
01:45:14,231 --> 01:45:16,400
He never made it
to the party.
1650
01:45:16,483 --> 01:45:20,696
In fact, as 1955 became 1956...
1651
01:45:20,779 --> 01:45:24,449
none of us heard from or even about...
Charley Pearl.
1652
01:45:24,533 --> 01:45:27,911
Vicki packed the kids in her van
and moved up to San Francisco.
1653
01:45:27,953 --> 01:45:32,249
I never told you?
That's where me and the guys found her.
1654
01:45:32,332 --> 01:45:36,879
D What good is money if
your heart isn't light d
1655
01:45:39,006 --> 01:45:42,551
She's singing with more...
heart.
1656
01:45:42,634 --> 01:45:44,720
Know what I mean?
1657
01:45:44,803 --> 01:45:47,389
Yeah. It's called loneliness.
1658
01:45:47,431 --> 01:45:50,559
D When youth
has its fling d
1659
01:45:53,020 --> 01:45:56,231
- Jesus, I don't believe it.
- What?
1660
01:45:56,273 --> 01:46:00,819
- Charley. It's Charley.
- Holy Moses!
1661
01:46:02,529 --> 01:46:06,909
- You know what the odds
are on this happening?
- Even money.
1662
01:46:10,037 --> 01:46:16,960
D We have the right
to laugh at them all
1663
01:46:17,002 --> 01:46:19,546
Come on.
Let's go.
1664
01:46:19,630 --> 01:46:22,132
DLove is still king
1665
01:46:22,216 --> 01:46:28,263
dLove is the thing
1666
01:46:28,347 --> 01:46:30,807
Charley.
1667
01:46:32,976 --> 01:46:35,395
- Charley, it's us.
- It's Tony.
1668
01:46:39,816 --> 01:46:41,818
Hey, fellas.
1669
01:46:41,860 --> 01:46:44,988
It's nice
to see you.
1670
01:46:48,909 --> 01:46:50,953
Where you been,
Charley?
1671
01:46:50,994 --> 01:46:52,621
I've been around.
1672
01:46:52,704 --> 01:46:54,665
- Around where?
- What've you been doing?
1673
01:46:54,706 --> 01:46:58,293
I got into this new business
they got up here.
1674
01:46:58,335 --> 01:47:00,462
What business?
1675
01:47:00,504 --> 01:47:03,465
- They're called computers.
- Schmuck.
1676
01:47:03,507 --> 01:47:06,301
Shh.
1677
01:47:06,385 --> 01:47:08,846
Hey, does Vicki
know you're here?
1678
01:47:08,929 --> 01:47:12,641
Yeah, I come in three,
four times a week.
1679
01:47:12,683 --> 01:47:15,686
You two...
you're not... together?
1680
01:47:15,727 --> 01:47:18,313
No, no.
1681
01:47:18,355 --> 01:47:22,317
She's a tough nut to crack,
you know.
1682
01:47:22,401 --> 01:47:25,863
Dlf we're rich
or we're poor
1683
01:47:27,531 --> 01:47:29,658
Are you okay,
Charley?
1684
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:32,452
Yeah, I'm fine.
1685
01:47:32,536 --> 01:47:35,372
You been drinking,
Charley?
1686
01:47:35,414 --> 01:47:37,666
Me?
1687
01:47:37,749 --> 01:47:41,170
Drinkin'?
You know I don't drink.
1688
01:47:41,211 --> 01:47:42,713
Hey, fellas.
1689
01:47:42,796 --> 01:47:45,674
I wanna show you
something.
1690
01:47:45,716 --> 01:47:48,135
Look at that.
1691
01:47:48,218 --> 01:47:50,012
Beauties, huh?
1692
01:47:50,095 --> 01:47:53,182
They all look
like their mom.
1693
01:47:53,265 --> 01:47:59,855
D And here in your arms d
1694
01:47:59,897 --> 01:48:03,317
Let me ask you fellas
a question.
1695
01:48:07,571 --> 01:48:10,199
You think
she'll like this?
1696
01:48:13,911 --> 01:48:16,371
It's a dazzler,
Charley.
1697
01:48:16,413 --> 01:48:19,708
What's the occasion?
1698
01:48:19,791 --> 01:48:23,879
I'm gonna pop the question.
What do you think?
1699
01:48:23,921 --> 01:48:27,216
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
1700
01:48:27,257 --> 01:48:30,177
Charley,
answer me something.
1701
01:48:30,260 --> 01:48:34,431
Why do you want to marry
the same woman four times?
1702
01:48:40,604 --> 01:48:43,232
It fits.
1703
01:48:48,779 --> 01:48:55,369
D And even though our castles
crumble and fall d
1704
01:48:55,452 --> 01:48:58,914
d We have the right
1705
01:48:58,997 --> 01:49:02,376
d To laugh at them all
1706
01:49:02,459 --> 01:49:05,879
d For love
is still king d
1707
01:49:09,132 --> 01:49:14,221
d Love is the d
1708
01:49:17,391 --> 01:49:27,109
d Thing dd
1709
01:49:43,166 --> 01:49:45,085
d Birds do it d
1710
01:49:45,169 --> 01:49:47,796
dBees do it
1711
01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:50,507
d Even educated fleas
do it d
1712
01:49:50,591 --> 01:49:54,636
d Let's do it
Let's fall in love d
1713
01:49:56,180 --> 01:50:01,143
d In Spain the best of the set
do it d
1714
01:50:01,226 --> 01:50:04,688
d Lithuanians
and Letts do it d
1715
01:50:04,730 --> 01:50:10,444
d Let's do it
Let's fall in love d
1716
01:50:10,527 --> 01:50:15,199
d The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it d
1717
01:50:15,282 --> 01:50:18,493
d Not to mention
the Finns d
1718
01:50:18,535 --> 01:50:24,625
d Folks in Siam do it
think of Siamese twins d
1719
01:50:24,708 --> 01:50:29,129
d Some Argentines without means
do it d
1720
01:50:29,213 --> 01:50:32,883
d People say in Boston
even beans do it d
1721
01:50:32,966 --> 01:50:37,554
d Let's do it
Let's fall in love d
1722
01:51:16,593 --> 01:51:22,266
dElectric eels
I might add do it
1723
01:51:22,349 --> 01:51:25,435
d Though it shocks them
I know
1724
01:51:25,519 --> 01:51:31,108
d Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shad roe
1725
01:51:31,191 --> 01:51:35,863
d In shallow shoals
English soles do it d
1726
01:51:35,946 --> 01:51:40,617
d Goldfish in the privacy
ofbowls do it
1727
01:51:40,701 --> 01:51:45,789
dLet's do it, let's fall
1728
01:51:45,873 --> 01:51:48,458
d Let's do it d
1729
01:51:48,542 --> 01:51:55,090
d Let's fall in love dd
1730
01:51:55,132 --> 01:51:58,427
[Phil] And they never
got divorced again.
1731
01:51:58,468 --> 01:52:01,305
Vicki kept on singing
her heart out.
1732
01:52:01,388 --> 01:52:04,474
And curiously enough, Charley's
hunch about that computer thing...
1733
01:52:04,558 --> 01:52:07,102
actually paid off.
Yeah.
1734
01:52:07,186 --> 01:52:09,938
He now owns a small county
in northern California.
1735
01:52:10,022 --> 01:52:13,817
Well, they needed a big yard
for all those kids.
1736
01:52:13,901 --> 01:52:16,653
Like Charley says,
there are couples in love...
1737
01:52:16,737 --> 01:52:18,572
and there are couples
who are hot.
1738
01:52:18,655 --> 01:52:20,574
And then
there's him and Vicki.
1739
01:52:20,657 --> 01:52:22,659
They got both.
1740
01:52:22,743 --> 01:52:24,828
You know what
the odds are on that?
1741
01:52:24,912 --> 01:52:27,456
Big... very big...
1742
01:52:27,539 --> 01:52:29,917
extremely very big.
1743
01:52:30,305 --> 01:52:36,894
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