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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,430 Moron. 2 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,410 Putz. Where are they biting? 3 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,750 Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. 4 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,400 Catfish Hunter? Maybe this is the year we catch him! 5 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:14,690 Where do you get that "we" crap? 6 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,780 That fish belongs to me. 7 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:20,010 I'll let you visit him when he's mounted on my wall! 8 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,470 Honey? 9 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:23,970 You forgot your Thermos. 10 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:25,220 Hi, Ariel. 11 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:33,560 See you later. 12 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,180 That's my fish! 13 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:16,730 Come on, just one good bite. 14 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:20,900 I got you! 15 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,190 Hey, dickhead! 16 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,960 Turn that radio down! 17 00:02:42,170 --> 00:02:43,630 You're scaring all the fish away! 18 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:51,860 Turn the damn radio down, will you? 19 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,560 Who put a bug up your ass? 20 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,120 I saw him. 21 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,410 Catfish Hunter? 22 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:04,900 After I dropped anchor, he stuck his head up over by that log. 23 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:08,440 He just looked at me, smiled, and swam down into the mud. 24 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:09,690 He smiled? 25 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,800 Holy moly! How big is he this year? 26 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:18,970 He's the size of a Buick. I would've had him if you hadn't shown up. 27 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:21,790 You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker. 28 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,660 How is your sister? 29 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:31,170 I saw Sven down at the dam. 30 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,050 He's says there's a rumor... 31 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,900 ...that Rick Ragetti's cousin's coming to buy Chuck's Bait. 32 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,410 An Italian running Chuck's? 33 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,260 We'll have the first mob-run bait shop in Wabasha. 34 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:51,600 What are you doing? 35 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:53,590 I was here first. 36 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:58,170 I got just as much right to be here as you do! 37 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,990 You got bad luck. You'll infect my spot. 38 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,740 Find your own hole! 39 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,290 Holy moly! You got a fart in your brain or something? 40 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:10,270 And turn that down! 41 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:12,670 Where you going? 42 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,540 Not far. 43 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:24,030 What's the matter with that guy? Getting goofier every year. 44 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:33,000 You don't have the balls to take me on anymore! 45 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,290 Ariel's had you neutered! 46 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,370 Let's see what you're made of! 47 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:42,170 Let that be a lesson to you! 48 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,940 You putz! 49 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:51,240 All right, you chicken-livered schmeer. 50 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:56,560 Get out of here! 51 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,000 Isn't it beautiful? 52 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,280 The lava lamp? 53 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,200 The angel. 54 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:15,120 Ariel says he watches over the house. 55 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:20,850 Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're gone. 56 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,400 How long have you been up? 57 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,590 For a while. 58 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,650 What'd you do? 59 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,950 Watched you. 60 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,810 I'm up! 61 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,830 -Yes, you are! -Morning, honey. 62 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,630 Go downstairs. I'll be right out to make you breakfast. 63 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:52,550 She hates me. 64 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:57,130 She doesn't hate you. She just doesn't like you very much. 65 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:01,200 I'll check out some reception halls for the wedding. 66 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,200 I talked to Pop. 67 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,390 -He's already booked a place. -He did? 68 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,480 That's great. 69 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:12,150 Did he get the Radisson? 70 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,400 No. 71 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,070 The Dance Hall? 72 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:17,780 That would've been great. But no. 73 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,800 The Majestic Ballroom? 74 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:22,470 Not even close. 75 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:24,350 What's left? 76 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:26,850 Slippery's Tavern. 77 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,610 You're serious? 78 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,790 I know it's not what we wanted. 79 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,860 It's been my dream to have it in a bar with peanut shells on the floor. 80 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,420 It's a tavern. 81 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:44,470 It's a bar. 82 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,950 I'll call him to cancel. We'll find a place. 83 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:49,890 Forget it. 84 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,560 Are you sure? 85 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:54,480 It was my idea to let them help plan the wedding. 86 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:57,400 It was a great idea. 87 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,900 It is nice to see them getting along. 88 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:02,190 Amazing how well they're getting along. 89 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:15,120 What, "ha?" 90 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:16,060 Remember "ha?" 91 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:19,810 You didn't win. I quit. I got better things to do. 92 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,060 Really? What? 93 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:22,840 We got a wedding to plan. 94 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:23,980 Remember? 95 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:25,340 How can I forget? 96 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:28,780 See you later, John! 97 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,130 See you later, Max. 98 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:47,540 Hey, Pop. 99 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:49,730 He's here. 100 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,300 Catfish Hunter? 101 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:53,490 He's by the sandbar. 102 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:56,820 You know the damn fish is older than I am? 103 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,180 Thanks. 104 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,290 What the hell is this? 105 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,960 That's light beer. 106 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,340 I weight ninety goddamn pounds and you bring me this slopping foam? 107 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:13,710 Ariel's got me on a diet because my cholesterol's too high. 108 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,110 Let me tell you something, Johnnie. 109 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:19,660 Last Thursday I turned 95 years old. 110 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:24,450 And I never exercised a day in my life. 111 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,680 Every morning, I wake up... 112 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,190 ...and I smoke a cigarette. 113 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,730 And then I eat five strips of bacon. 114 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,690 And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. 115 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,090 And for a midday snack.... 116 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,340 Bacon. 117 00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:43,740 A whole damn plate! 118 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,970 And I usually drink my dinner. 119 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:49,370 According to all of them... 120 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,350 ...flat-belly experts... 121 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,630 ...I should've took a dirt nap like 30 years ago! 122 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:59,170 But each year comes and goes and I'm still here. 123 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:02,720 And they keep dying. 124 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,070 You know? 125 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:06,570 Sometimes I wonder... 126 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:09,080 ...if God forgot about me. 127 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:11,890 It just goes to show you, huh? 128 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,710 What? 129 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,460 Goes to show you what? 130 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:21,070 What the hell are you talking about? 131 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:24,300 You said you drink beer, you eat bacon... 132 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:27,430 ...and you smoke cigarettes, and outlive the experts. 133 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:28,890 Yeah? 134 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,550 I thought there's a moral. 135 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,850 No, there ain't no moral. 136 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,450 I just like that story. 137 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,160 That's all. 138 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,690 I like that story. 139 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,680 Good afternoon. 140 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,180 It's good to see you too. 141 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,890 Aren't you beautiful today? 142 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,080 Are you thirsty? 143 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:01,620 There we go. Drink up! 144 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:04,330 Drink up. 145 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,840 That's right. 146 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,960 There we go, there we go. Drink up. 147 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,950 Isn't it a glorious afternoon? 148 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:18,620 It's not bad. 149 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,120 You okay? Feeling all right? 150 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,680 Splendid. Why? 151 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,920 I couldn't help noticing you were talking to flowers. 152 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:30,500 Plants and flowers are living organisms and... 153 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:34,460 ...they respond to voice and touch like any other creature would. 154 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,860 You should try it yourself. 155 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,930 I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say. 156 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,040 I better get going. 157 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,290 See you. 158 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,590 I'm cooking Cantonese tonight. Why don't you join us? 159 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,760 Well, I already made other plans. 160 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:00,740 Are you sure? 161 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:02,410 Thanks, anyway. 162 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:04,070 Appreciate it. 163 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:17,840 What happens when Bonnie and Clyde turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie? 164 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:20,130 "Lesbian Bandits" next on Geraldo. 165 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,420 Lesbians. Yummy. 166 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,470 Yeah, but I like those. 167 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:30,560 Can I do this? 168 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,770 You've got to wait. 169 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,520 Why don't we put everything in? 170 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,710 Yeah, throw it all in there. 171 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,660 I need to borrow a screwdriver. 172 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:50,470 Hi, Jacob. You been here long? 173 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,450 -No. -Phillips. 174 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,580 Isn't it time you started dating again? 175 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,620 Who with? 176 00:11:56,830 --> 00:12:00,270 Florence Gilbert, for example, thinks you're quite a catch. 177 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:03,190 She looks like Ernest Borgnine. 178 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,650 Is that so bad? 179 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,420 What about Jane Clark? 180 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:07,880 "Jane of the Jungle." 181 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:12,990 Got more body hair than I do. She's a furbearing mammal, for Godsakes! 182 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,970 Doris Zabrinski? 183 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:18,310 I know she's a little heavy but she loves to fish. 184 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,080 Doris Zabrinski... 185 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,230 ...is dead. 186 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,480 She is? 187 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:27,270 She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago... 188 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,400 ...at the Lions Club charity breakfast. 189 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,990 I think it's how she would have wanted to go. 190 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,850 Listen to me... 191 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,290 ...you can't sit around waiting for another Ariel to come by. 192 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,330 Thanks for the Phillips. 193 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,260 Remember when you were a kid... 194 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:59,590 ...your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday? 195 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,760 She swelled up like a balloon. 196 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:05,540 Broke out in hives. 197 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,140 She didn't know she was allergic. 198 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,190 She knew! 199 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,630 She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite. 200 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,340 Why'd you think of that? 201 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:16,900 I don't know. 202 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,450 I think about things like that all the time. 203 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,000 You all right? 204 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,290 Get out and let me watch my program. 205 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,270 Close the door when you go. 206 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,880 I don't want mosquitoes in here. 207 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:39,530 They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish. 208 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,470 Hello? 209 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:43,850 Anybody here? 210 00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,740 Hey, wait a second! 211 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:58,870 My name is Max Goldman. 212 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,730 Would you relax! 213 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,960 Mama, what are you doing? 214 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,840 I'm going to whack him! 215 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,380 -Put it down! -He try to steal the vino rosso! 216 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:18,570 You think everyone's doing that! 217 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,180 -They are! -This is a small town. 218 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:23,890 You can trust people here. 219 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,390 Like Antonio? 220 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,620 Next time he touch vino... 221 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,330 ...I whack his head like a melon! 222 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,320 Holy moly. 223 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,130 I'm so sorry. 224 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:40,990 My mother is a little bit too protective of the wine. 225 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,120 So I noticed. 226 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:48,080 She crushed the grapes herself in Palermo. 227 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,940 It's a rare vintage with unique bouquet. 228 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:56,110 Is that a nice way of saying that the wine smells like her feet? 229 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,570 No. 230 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:04,030 My name's Max Goldman. I live in the area here. 231 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,840 Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti. 232 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,560 That's quite a name. 233 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,810 You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin! 234 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,690 Yeah. Why so surprised? 235 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,560 Holy moly. 236 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:24,780 I thought.... I was expecting someone that looked like Rick. 237 00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:26,240 How's that? 238 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,640 You know, fat, hairy, homely. 239 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,510 But you're not so fat. 240 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,910 You're a smooth talker. 241 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,450 There's more where that came from, Miss Ragetti. 242 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,880 When is the bait shop going to be back in business? 243 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,440 Bait shop? 244 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,110 What's that? 245 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,400 That's what we call it in Minnesota. 246 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:52,820 -What do you call it where you're from? -We call it, I think, ristorante. 247 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,280 Ristorante. 248 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:59,180 You mean you're going to turn this into a restaurant? 249 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,830 You can't be serious. 250 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,980 Why not? 251 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,840 There's going to be a lot of noise here, people coming. 252 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,820 Driving with cars. 253 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,490 You'll scare the fish. 254 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:15,450 This is the land of 10,000 lakes. Go find another one. 255 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,370 You're wasting your time, I'm telling you. 256 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,910 People are not going to come down here for Italian... 257 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,730 ...when we got a Chuck E. Cheese in town. 258 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,540 Listen, I don't know this Cheese person. 259 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,300 But Ragetti's will be a romantic lakefront ristorante. 260 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,210 It will be special, classy...somewhere... 261 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,720 ...you would never go. 262 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,470 You can say that again. 263 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,700 There's so much to do before the opening of my ristorante. 264 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,270 Bait shop. 265 00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:46,410 Ristorante. 266 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,770 Bait-a shoppie! 267 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,300 You should've let me whack him! 268 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,850 I'm done. 269 00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,670 Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. 270 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,520 You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other... 271 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,030 ...and see which gets filled first. 272 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,470 This wagon's got to get filled first. I'll be back. 273 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,120 Pick me up a pack of Camels. 274 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,100 All right, you got it. 275 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,800 You need a hand with that? 276 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,400 My name's Gustafson. 277 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,580 Francesca Ragetti. 278 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,660 Italian girl. 279 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,370 Why don't you come back to my place? 280 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,870 I'll show you my cannelloni. 281 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:09,300 -Hi, Chris. -How you doing? 282 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:10,340 Fine. 283 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,580 Ox! 284 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,000 Nag! 285 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,570 -Hey, moron. -Putz. I've been looking for you! 286 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,170 -Why? What's so important? -That. 287 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,230 Jeez Louise, who is that? 288 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,210 That's Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin. 289 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,920 You mean she's going to run the bait shop? 290 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,070 Ristorante. 291 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:56,110 Forget about leaving your boat there. It's all private property. 292 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:59,340 Chuck'd be spinning in his grave if he knew about this. 293 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:00,700 You can say that again. 294 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,200 I guess there's nothing much we can do. 295 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,850 You're just going to stand there and let all this happen? 296 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,330 I've been fishing that spot ever since I'm 5 years old. It's all I got left. 297 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,210 What can I do about it? 298 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,400 We must come up with a plan. 299 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,950 We must find a way to put the kibosh on all this mess. 300 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,430 It's okay! 301 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,410 I'm a doctor! 302 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:29,270 Sounds like Dad's using his "free exam" trick again. 303 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,980 You got to stick with what works. 304 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,250 Ask Jacob if he can pull some strings with the city council. 305 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,420 Find out what day this ristorante has its health inspection. 306 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,510 I think I got an idea. 307 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,260 That's good thinking. 308 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,930 Dad! 309 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,830 Max is right. Our fishing spot will be totally ruined. 310 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,120 They may as well drain the lake! 311 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:56,270 Stop moving. 312 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:01,070 You know the sign she put up? "Parking for restaurant customers only." 313 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,150 Just a little while longer. 314 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,070 Maybe they'll have a grease fire in the kitchen. 315 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,950 A guy can dream, can't he? 316 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:12,640 You got to let this thing go, honey. Got to let it go. 317 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,770 Chuck is gone, the bait shop is gone, things move on. 318 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,960 I suggest you do the same. 319 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,330 Stop fidgeting! 320 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:26,710 I don't know why the hell I ever let you talk me into doing this. 321 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,530 If Max could see me now, I'd never live it down. 322 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,550 Would you relax? We're the only ones here. 323 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,050 No one's here but you and me. 324 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,320 What a putz. 325 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,450 Will you look at that poor man? 326 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,910 And then the mama bear said: 327 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,560 "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed too." 328 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,170 And finally, the baby bear... 329 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:10,820 ...looked and said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed... 330 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,320 ...and the bastard's still there." 331 00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:19,050 But Goldilocks had a Remington semiautomatic... 332 00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:23,010 ...with a scope and a hair-trigger. 333 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,200 That's not the way it goes. 334 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,870 That was the end... 335 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,730 ...of the three bears. 336 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,440 Sing me a lullaby. 337 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,260 It's too late. 338 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,240 Please! 339 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:43,450 Stars shining bright above you 340 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,250 Light breezes seem to whisper, "I love you" 341 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,160 Birds singing in the sycamore tree 342 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:54,290 Dream... 343 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,790 ...a little dream of me 344 00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:59,710 Say nighty-night 345 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,170 Kiss me 346 00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:03,470 Just hug me tight 347 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,590 And tell me you'll miss me 348 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,720 While stars are shining 349 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,020 Bright as can be 350 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,460 Dream a little dream of me 351 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:01,020 Good night, sweet pea. 352 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,310 Good night. 353 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,650 Happy dreams. 354 00:24:20,510 --> 00:24:24,480 That leaves Uncle Willy sitting next to the plant lady. 355 00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:27,080 I'm not sticking the plant lady next to him. 356 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,440 Why not? 357 00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:32,190 Because he's a groper. He'll be all over her. 358 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,740 He's not a groper. He's a touchy-feely person. 359 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:38,860 He's not going to be touchy-feely with the plant lady. 360 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:43,350 She's not a close friend. We don't know her name. "The plant lady." 361 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,220 She's still important. 362 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:46,790 Fine. 363 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,940 Good. 364 00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:51,270 Don't put the quarter in your mouth. 365 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,040 You're not my dad. 366 00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:55,230 What is that? 367 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,210 A bacon sandwich. 368 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,990 What are you doing? 369 00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:02,010 Finishing the seating arrangement. 370 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:04,830 You don't have to. Max and I already have a plan. 371 00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:07,540 You guys have done way too much already. 372 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:10,560 Hello, children. 373 00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:12,120 Hey, moron. 374 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:13,690 Putz. 375 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:15,670 You... 376 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,920 ...find the rat? 377 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:19,110 No, but Allie said we can borrow Sparky. 378 00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:20,360 What if he gets away? 379 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,970 I made a leash. 380 00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:24,840 Good thinking. 381 00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,030 What are you going to do? 382 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,490 Wait. 383 00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:29,850 I don't want to know. 384 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,180 -It's men talk. -See you later. 385 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,790 Where's the quarter? 386 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,520 Did you swallow a quarter? 387 00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:42,880 I'll call a doctor. 388 00:25:43,090 --> 00:25:44,130 Relax! 389 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:46,950 Kids swallow quarters all the time. 390 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,120 Sure! If she craps out two dimes and a nickel... 391 00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:54,240 ...then you can start worrying, huh? 392 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,580 Come here. 393 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,960 Personally clean every little corner. 394 00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:08,840 Just look. 395 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,510 Like a mirror. 396 00:26:10,930 --> 00:26:14,370 Miss Ragetti, everything appears to be up to our standards. 397 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,140 I'm very glad. 398 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:19,270 Of course, appearances can be deceiving. 399 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,350 We'll see. We'll see. 400 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,270 What do you think? 401 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,150 Unleash the beast. 402 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:30,010 You will be wearing your hairnet when you're cooking? 403 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,830 What did she say? 404 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,850 She said, "Yes, sir, of course." 405 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:44,910 Everything seems to be in order. 406 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,210 -Act rabid. -Be rabid. 407 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:49,500 Good luck to you in there, schmuck. 408 00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:57,430 It's a rat! 409 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:59,090 A rat? Here? 410 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,280 Vermin infestation! 411 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:02,430 I'm writing you up. 412 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,470 Wait! 413 00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:09,310 It's not a rat, it's a-- 414 00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:11,610 It's a guinea pig. 415 00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:14,520 It's a guinea pig. 416 00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:18,170 What are the chances that a guinea pig would run through here... 417 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:20,050 ...on an inspection day? 418 00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:26,830 Well, lately, I must say that the chances are pretty good. 419 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,350 Ox. 420 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,710 Nag. 421 00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:36,630 I don't think we've met. 422 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,500 I'm Maria Ragetti. 423 00:27:38,710 --> 00:27:40,380 John Gustafson. 424 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:44,970 You like Italian, Mr. Gustafson? 425 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,470 Yeah, I guess so. Why? 426 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,830 Arrivederci, boys. 427 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:10,620 Should we ask her for some garlic bread? 428 00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,180 How could I be so wrong? 429 00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:25,580 You have a gift. 430 00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:27,770 Not one customer all day. 431 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,270 I mean, besides him. 432 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,340 More vino, señorita! 433 00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:36,420 You go. 434 00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,510 It's your turn. 435 00:29:39,650 --> 00:29:41,740 I put his bib on. 436 00:29:47,270 --> 00:29:48,720 What's the matter, beautiful? 437 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,910 You're meaner than a dog... 438 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,420 ...shitting tacks. 439 00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,860 We put everything into this place! 440 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,670 We could have retired in Hawaii! 441 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,760 I have been to Hawaii. 442 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:03,220 Which island? 443 00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:04,890 Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you. 444 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,120 I find you disgusting. 445 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,930 Just as long as you find me, dear. 446 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:15,830 You want to join me, Miss Ragetti? 447 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,050 What the hell. 448 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:22,710 That a girl. 449 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,950 Ding, dong, the witch is dead. 450 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,450 Here's to us. 451 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,910 And to those like us. 452 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,730 Yeah, there's damn few of us left. 453 00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:39,810 That's a damn good thing. 454 00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:42,310 To Chuck. 455 00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:45,440 May his bait shop never die. 456 00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:07,230 Get dressed! 457 00:31:07,550 --> 00:31:09,110 We go to town. 458 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,270 Praise the Lord! 459 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,580 Holy moly. 460 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,880 Is this seat taken? 461 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,470 Beware. 462 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,390 The devil is a beautiful lady in a red dress. 463 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,680 Can I get you something, ma'am? 464 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:34,190 Yes, please. It's so hot in here. 465 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:35,850 Maybe some... 466 00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:37,420 ...water will cool me down. 467 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:44,920 I've been thinking... 468 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,740 ...it's such a shame we got off on the wrong foot. 469 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:48,990 It's a shame. 470 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,950 I'll bet if we give it another chance, we could... 471 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,720 ...become good friends. 472 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,080 Friends? 473 00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,230 Or maybe... 474 00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:59,420 ...even more than friends. 475 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,570 Go easy. Go easy, baby. 476 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,410 This feels so much better. 477 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:13,390 So nice. 478 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,100 So cool. 479 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:19,640 So nice. 480 00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:22,350 How do you feel? 481 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,480 Friendly, friendly. 482 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,570 I wish I could feel like you... 483 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:31,220 ...but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset. 484 00:33:31,630 --> 00:33:33,820 What silly feud of ours? 485 00:33:34,030 --> 00:33:37,160 It's a tiny little ristorante. 486 00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:39,140 You will never even know... 487 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:40,600 ...it's there. 488 00:33:41,330 --> 00:33:42,680 Ristorante... 489 00:33:43,310 --> 00:33:44,250 ...never! 490 00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:46,440 You are a stubborn man! 491 00:33:47,170 --> 00:33:49,670 Ragetti's will be a very great success! 492 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,230 You shall see! 493 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,320 Not in my lifetime! 494 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:58,530 You evil temptress! 495 00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:07,390 Maria Ragetti? 496 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,900 How do you know who I am? 497 00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:13,230 You do sort of stand out in a town like this. 498 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,570 I don't usually dress like this. 499 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,280 You look very nice. 500 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,360 I look like... 501 00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:22,930 ...a slut. 502 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:24,700 But a nice slut. 503 00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:29,600 I want to introduce myself. My name is Ariel Gustafson. 504 00:34:29,810 --> 00:34:34,810 I want to say how sorry I am for what Max and John are putting you through. 505 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:38,460 You know how some people have trouble saying good-bye? 506 00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:41,280 Believe me, it has nothing to do with you. 507 00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:45,340 Why do you say such nice things? You don't even know me. 508 00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:49,720 Because I know what it's like to be the new kid in town. 509 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,290 Here comes another one. 510 00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:57,860 Hello, boys. 511 00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,630 Honey, how was class? 512 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:03,280 You two must be happy with yourselves. 513 00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:06,400 I just ran into Maria and she's in tears. 514 00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:08,490 She thinks everybody hates her. 515 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:09,640 She's right. 516 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,390 John, I want you to go right down to Ragetti's and apologize. 517 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,430 For what? 518 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,790 We tried to tell her. 519 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,460 She should've listened to us. 520 00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:19,850 I'll meet you at home, honey. 521 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,180 I always knew you were on a short leash, but not that you were on a choke collar. 522 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:33,510 Nobody's in charge in my house except me. 523 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:36,430 That's the way to talk, Gustafson! 524 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,350 I'm going home to get this matter straightened out. 525 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,850 You're the man of the house, the king. 526 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,940 Max, top her off? 527 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,230 Long live the king! 528 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,550 She threw me out. 529 00:35:52,490 --> 00:35:54,570 -Come on, just for tonight. -Forget it. 530 00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:56,140 You won't know I'm here! 531 00:35:56,340 --> 00:35:57,390 Because you won't be! 532 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:03,850 What? 533 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,210 I'm cold! 534 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,670 Here's some matches! Set yourself on fire! 535 00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:33,670 You got 3 TV's on. You're not looking at any of them! 536 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,040 What a pig. 537 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:59,530 That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that. 538 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:00,880 Where was it? 539 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,550 Would you like half? 540 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,900 This milk has chunks in it. 541 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,570 What's your point? 542 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,390 What am I doing? 543 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,480 Next door... 544 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,290 ...I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed... 545 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:44,050 ...and a refrigerator full of food that hasn't expired. 546 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,090 What're you saying? 547 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:48,320 I'm going down to Ragetti's to apologize! 548 00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:50,720 You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! 549 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:54,780 Finally. 550 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:57,490 Didn't think he'd last this long. 551 00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:05,420 Smells all right. 552 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,800 Why this change of heart? 553 00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:11,670 I had a guilty conscience. 554 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:16,470 Ariel kicked me out of the house. 555 00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:18,240 I knew I liked your wife. 556 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,060 What about Max? 557 00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:25,540 Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry. 558 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:26,690 He's proud. 559 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:27,630 Of what? 560 00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:31,170 I don't know. He has a strong character, and I admire that. 561 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,530 You admire Max? 562 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:35,340 You really are from out of town. 563 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:41,390 Be careful. The grappa is very strong. 564 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,980 You are speaking to a Gustafson. I can hold my liquor. And this stuff too. 565 00:38:48,790 --> 00:38:49,940 How long you been married? 566 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:53,380 Six months next week. How about you? 567 00:38:53,590 --> 00:38:54,730 I'm divorced. 568 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:55,980 I'm sorry. 569 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,650 Antonio was.... 570 00:39:00,150 --> 00:39:01,510 That sounds bad. 571 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,760 It ain't good. 572 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,050 Oh, jeez. 573 00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:06,510 Enough of that. 574 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:08,390 I don't want to bore you. 575 00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:29,350 Good night, Ariel. 576 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:08,130 Hey, Jacob. How are you? 577 00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:10,220 Thanks for the Phillips. 578 00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:16,060 Melanie and I wanted to thank you and John-- 579 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:19,180 We just wanted you and John to know... 580 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:22,940 ...how much we appreciate the help you've given us with the wedding. 581 00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:25,230 No need to thank me. 582 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,900 Yes, but-- 583 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:31,380 Nothing would make us happier than to see you tying the knot. 584 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:32,950 Thanks. 585 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,320 And it means a great deal to me to be a part of it. 586 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,620 I'm proud of you. 587 00:40:41,910 --> 00:40:43,790 Studying up on your Italian? 588 00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:46,400 Thinking of wooing Maria? 589 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,980 No, I'm going to curse at her in her own language, that's all. 590 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,800 I think she's a lesbian anyway. 591 00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:55,570 You've never even seen a lesbian. 592 00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:58,390 I did too! Saw them on "Geraldo"! 593 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,200 Whatever. I think you got the hots for her. 594 00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:06,000 Not in a million years. She's just a pig-headed Italian witch... 595 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,920 ...with piss and vinegar running through her veins. 596 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,020 He's in love. 597 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,040 Where're you going? 598 00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:38,630 Sven saw Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. Thought I'd go look. 599 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,760 Where's Tweedledum? 600 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,310 I don't know. 601 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,430 You don't know? He didn't spend the night here? 602 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:58,230 No. Last night he said he was going to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria. 603 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:04,070 You mean to tell me he didn't come home? 604 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,410 He's alive. 605 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:20,440 -Take these, you'll feel better. -What happened? 606 00:42:20,650 --> 00:42:21,690 You passed out. 607 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,250 I thought you should stay. 608 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:27,420 I feel like a polka band is playing in my head. 609 00:42:28,150 --> 00:42:31,180 You'll feel better after a hot shower. 610 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:35,660 But I don't really need a hot shower. 611 00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:41,390 What if he had an accident? 612 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,310 The only accident he'll have is when I see him. 613 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,230 I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all this. 614 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,840 It must be nice, living in Never-Never Land. 615 00:42:50,050 --> 00:42:54,530 Maybe I'll visit you sometime when I need a break from reality. 616 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,120 Step on it. 617 00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:19,660 He's going to explain everything... 618 00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:22,260 ...and I'll listen carefully... 619 00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:23,510 ...then I'll kill him. 620 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,330 I'm sure there's a logical explanation. 621 00:43:28,730 --> 00:43:30,190 All right, where is he? 622 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,840 -We know he's in here! Where is he? -Don't deny it! 623 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:35,610 You don't understand. 624 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,280 I want to talk to him now! 625 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,470 Well, let me explain! 626 00:43:42,070 --> 00:43:44,160 What? What's the matter with...? 627 00:43:44,370 --> 00:43:46,760 -Nothing's going on. -Where is John? 628 00:43:46,970 --> 00:43:48,640 Wait a minute! 629 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,260 How could you? 630 00:44:01,780 --> 00:44:04,180 This isn't what it looks like. 631 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,300 Gustafson, you're doing it again! 632 00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:08,760 What do you mean? 633 00:44:08,970 --> 00:44:11,790 First it was May! Then it was Ariel! 634 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,460 And now it's Maria! 635 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:16,480 Watch that damn thing. You said you hated Maria. 636 00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,150 That's not the point! 637 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,860 You're the one who said I should apologize! 638 00:44:21,170 --> 00:44:23,460 Apologize, yes! Not sleep with her! 639 00:44:23,670 --> 00:44:24,820 There is a difference! 640 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,900 You think I had sex with him? 641 00:44:27,110 --> 00:44:29,410 You sure weren't having sex with me! 642 00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:33,060 Why should I have sex with you? You said you hated me! 643 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:36,390 He said I hated you! I never said I hated you! 644 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,420 Actually, I've grown quite fond of you! 645 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:44,210 So now I'm supposed to have sex with you instead of him! 646 00:44:44,630 --> 00:44:47,030 So you admit you slept with my husband! 647 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,010 Nobody slept with anybody! 648 00:44:50,990 --> 00:44:52,760 Speak for yourself! 649 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,630 I had too much to drink last night. 650 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,820 Sure. Blame it on the booze. 651 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,840 You think that's an acceptable excuse for what you did? 652 00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:13,820 Will you let me finish? 653 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:20,080 I know my Maria. She don't want nothing to do with that man. 654 00:45:20,390 --> 00:45:21,330 How do you know? 655 00:45:21,850 --> 00:45:23,000 Because! 656 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,540 She wants that man! 657 00:45:34,050 --> 00:45:35,300 Me? 658 00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:38,010 What do you want with me? 659 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,850 What does that mean? 660 00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:47,290 "I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!" 661 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,610 So, I'll call you? 662 00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:05,850 Three tiers like this! 663 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,750 The lemon cake with the white frosting and the yellow flowers. You like? 664 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,250 -Perfect. -Exactly what we wanted. 665 00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:14,500 And now... 666 00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:16,590 ...for the big surprise. 667 00:46:16,790 --> 00:46:17,730 What surprise? 668 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,090 We don't want surprises. 669 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:21,280 John thought of this by himself. 670 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,990 The groom goes here. 671 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,800 And the bride... 672 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,780 ...goes on top, like this. 673 00:46:29,410 --> 00:46:31,810 And then this goes here. 674 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:37,230 And then on top of the cake, in the frosting... 675 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,690 ...we spell out: 676 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:42,550 "Melanie has landed herself another husband." 677 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,180 This is not good. 678 00:46:48,910 --> 00:46:50,160 Maria 679 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,020 I just met a girl named Maria 680 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,560 And suddenly I see 681 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,850 She's not the bitch 682 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,250 I thought she'd be 683 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,210 Ox. 684 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,990 Nag. 685 00:47:30,190 --> 00:47:32,380 I didn't know you were a fisherman. 686 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:34,780 There's a lot you don't know about me. 687 00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,800 Any luck? 688 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:49,590 Holy moly! 689 00:47:52,090 --> 00:47:54,800 I showed you mine, now you show me yours. 690 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:56,880 You mean the fish. 691 00:48:01,580 --> 00:48:03,870 It ain't the size that matters. 692 00:48:04,810 --> 00:48:07,100 Are we still talking about your fish? 693 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:12,110 Very funny. 694 00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:13,360 You know... 695 00:48:13,670 --> 00:48:15,650 ...I've lived here all my life. 696 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:20,660 Nobody knows about this place any more than I do. I know everything. 697 00:48:21,490 --> 00:48:23,570 I could take you around... 698 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:26,080 ...if you would like it. 699 00:48:26,290 --> 00:48:27,950 Are you asking me on a date? 700 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,830 Hell, no. 701 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:33,580 But if I were, and I'm not, what would you say? 702 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,070 If I were to accept, and I'm not saying I would.... 703 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,940 Because I haven't asked you. 704 00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:43,070 I would say.... 705 00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:45,360 What would you say? 706 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,180 Maybe. 707 00:48:48,390 --> 00:48:50,890 Maybe? What kind of an answer is "Maybe?" 708 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,980 Maybe's maybe. 709 00:48:53,910 --> 00:48:57,350 Then maybe I'll stop by at 7:00 tonight. 710 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,800 Maybe I'll cook something nice for you in the kitchen. 711 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,780 I'll see you then. 712 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:04,550 Maybe. 713 00:49:12,790 --> 00:49:14,240 Whatever that means. 714 00:49:14,770 --> 00:49:16,430 What do you think? 715 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:23,210 Wouldn't it make me look fat? 716 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:27,380 You should be so picky. He's got the face of a mackerel! 717 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:31,030 Antonio had the face of an angel and look where it got me. 718 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:34,890 How many times do you have to get your heart broken? 719 00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:38,220 Max is different, Mama. He makes me laugh. 720 00:49:38,430 --> 00:49:41,140 I don't like this. Not one bit. 721 00:49:41,350 --> 00:49:44,270 But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him. 722 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,730 Not yet. 723 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:47,400 "Not yet." 724 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,470 Sure you like the white better? 725 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,990 Definitely the blue. 726 00:49:59,490 --> 00:50:01,580 I'm a little nervous. 727 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,350 Oh, come on. 728 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,580 Just be yourself. You'll be fine. 729 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,940 Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine on the way? She'll appreciate it. 730 00:50:13,150 --> 00:50:14,300 Check. 731 00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:17,950 And don't forget. Compliment her on how great she looks. 732 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,970 -Already got that covered. -Let me hear it. 733 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:29,100 There may be lots of fish in the sea... 734 00:50:29,730 --> 00:50:34,000 ...but you're the only one I would like to mount over my fireplace. 735 00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:39,110 That's not...bad. 736 00:50:39,430 --> 00:50:42,140 You noticed the sexual innuendo? 737 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:43,600 I did. 738 00:50:44,220 --> 00:50:45,990 Subliminal messages. 739 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,580 It's how you get people to do what you want without them knowing it. 740 00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:52,670 -Where'd you learn that? -"Geraldo." 741 00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:53,920 Oh, boy. 742 00:50:57,150 --> 00:50:58,820 Very nice. 743 00:50:59,130 --> 00:51:03,930 I went to Nate's Auto Body Shop. Had all the seats refinished. 744 00:51:04,130 --> 00:51:06,530 It's authentic imitation leather. 745 00:51:09,140 --> 00:51:12,480 Go get them, tiger. You got nothing to worry about. 746 00:51:20,290 --> 00:51:22,070 He's doomed. 747 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,020 There are many fish in the sea, Maria... 748 00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:03,880 ...but you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace. 749 00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:07,000 You're the only one.... 750 00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:20,450 Holy moly. 751 00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,210 Good evening, Maria. 752 00:52:24,410 --> 00:52:25,870 Good evening. 753 00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:27,960 You look nice. 754 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:29,840 Thank you. 755 00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:35,260 I just want to say.... 756 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,970 What I'm trying to say is.... 757 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,680 There are many women floating in the river... 758 00:52:41,410 --> 00:52:43,910 ...but you're the only one I want to stuff... 759 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,680 ...and stick over... 760 00:52:45,890 --> 00:52:48,920 ...on my wall over the fireplace. 761 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:52,360 Thank you so much. 762 00:52:54,650 --> 00:52:56,010 Want to come in? 763 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,510 Please. 764 00:53:00,910 --> 00:53:02,160 I didn't say it right. 765 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,930 I've never seen wine that comes from a box before. 766 00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:10,810 It's pretty fancy, huh? 767 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:13,310 Look, it's even got its own tap. 768 00:53:19,050 --> 00:53:20,820 -It's real wine. -That's great. 769 00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,970 So, how do you like the old place? 770 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,370 It's changed. 771 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:32,180 Is that good or bad? 772 00:53:32,390 --> 00:53:33,850 It's the worst. 773 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:35,310 I hate change. 774 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,350 Why? 775 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,060 Things never change for the better. 776 00:53:39,170 --> 00:53:41,570 Change brought me here to Wabasha. 777 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,630 Are you saying you wish I hadn't come? 778 00:53:47,610 --> 00:53:49,280 Is that a trick question? 779 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,620 You see? 780 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,700 Now the weather has changed! 781 00:53:54,910 --> 00:53:56,890 So much for dining al fresco. 782 00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:00,130 Holy moly. 783 00:54:05,230 --> 00:54:07,010 I'm all wet. 784 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:12,120 It's really coming down now. 785 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:15,760 You know, the night crawlers'll be out soon. 786 00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:17,430 What's a night crawler? 787 00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:20,980 Are you a communist? 788 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,730 Night crawler's the king of all worms. 789 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,800 They come out at night, after the rain, to lay out on the grass. 790 00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:30,460 Breathe the night air. 791 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:35,890 This restaurant is sitting on top of one of the biggest and best worm beds... 792 00:54:36,090 --> 00:54:37,240 ...in Wabasha County! 793 00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:41,410 You can imagine my excitement. 794 00:54:45,170 --> 00:54:49,750 Honey, would you stop worrying? Max is going to be just fine. 795 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,360 I hope so. 796 00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,700 I may have given him some bad advice earlier. 797 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:58,510 What'd you say? 798 00:54:58,820 --> 00:54:59,760 I told him.... 799 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,200 I told him... 800 00:55:03,410 --> 00:55:04,870 ...to just be himself. 801 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,850 You said what? 802 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:11,130 Don't shine the light right on them. They zip back into their holes. 803 00:55:11,330 --> 00:55:12,480 So I should.... 804 00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:13,730 Like this? 805 00:55:13,940 --> 00:55:15,300 Up, down. Yeah. 806 00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:16,650 You know... 807 00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:19,150 ...that worms have both... 808 00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:22,490 ...male and female sexual organs? 809 00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:26,040 -No, I didn't know that. -Well, it's true. 810 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,750 You know a lot about worms, Max. 811 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:30,940 I don't know that much. 812 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,080 You do. 813 00:55:32,290 --> 00:55:34,900 Every once in a while I pick up a tip. 814 00:55:35,210 --> 00:55:36,460 That's it. That's good. 815 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,750 There's one. 816 00:55:39,690 --> 00:55:41,050 There. 817 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:43,030 Quietly now. 818 00:55:43,130 --> 00:55:45,430 -What should I do? -Tiptoe over. 819 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,430 And then suddenly, reach down and grab him. 820 00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:53,140 When you get near him, grab him. 821 00:55:59,090 --> 00:56:01,070 You all right, Maria? 822 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,450 You scared every worm away for a radius of 5 miles. 823 00:56:05,650 --> 00:56:07,110 I'm sorry. 824 00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,100 What? 825 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,120 You have a very beautiful smile. 826 00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:25,050 Would it be all right if I kissed you? 827 00:56:26,710 --> 00:56:27,970 Yes. 828 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:43,080 I haven't been with a man for a long time. 829 00:56:44,230 --> 00:56:45,690 Me neither. 830 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,460 Be gentle. 831 00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:02,160 Mamma mia. 832 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,040 Holy moly. 833 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,310 Morning, Mr. Gustafson. 834 00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:53,770 I don't believe it. 835 00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:57,000 You and that beautiful lady? 836 00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,130 I am the thief of hearts. I am the gangster of love. 837 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:03,780 Tell me, was it more of a holdup than a stickup? 838 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,760 Never mind that. 839 00:58:05,870 --> 00:58:10,560 Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning. 840 00:58:10,770 --> 00:58:14,310 Okay, Lothario, we got to get to the Octoberfest to meet the kids. 841 00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:22,650 I think I liked you better before you were getting any. 842 00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:44,550 -Hi, dear. -Hi, dad. 843 00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:47,470 What's going on? 844 00:58:47,670 --> 00:58:49,030 We got a surprise. 845 00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:50,800 No more surprises. 846 00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:52,370 Attention! 847 00:58:54,870 --> 00:58:56,850 In just 8 days... 848 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,060 ...these two happy kids will be husband and wife! 849 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,940 My dear friends... 850 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:10,400 ...Max and John... 851 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,800 ...have asked me... 852 00:59:13,010 --> 00:59:14,160 ...Handsome Hans... 853 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,970 ...to be their music man! 854 00:59:20,410 --> 00:59:25,000 Let's celebrate the young lovers' nuptials with the Chicken Polka! 855 00:59:32,610 --> 00:59:35,110 Come on, you're going to love this. 856 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,870 I'm in "The Twilight Zone." 857 00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:43,350 Another one of your father's great ideas. 858 00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:45,850 Your father booked our reception hall! 859 00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:48,560 Handsome Hans will fit right in Slippery's bar! 860 00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:50,230 It's a tavern. 861 00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:54,820 It's a mistake. 862 00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:57,530 Right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy. 863 00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:59,510 That's not what I meant. 864 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:09,410 I want to get married. But if you're not sure, tell me. 865 01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:12,330 I'm just not sure. 866 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,670 You tell me this now? 867 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:19,320 -Our wedding's in a week! -Jacob, I love you. 868 01:00:19,530 --> 01:00:22,130 -You just don't want to marry! -That's not it! 869 01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:24,530 I think we should take our time! 870 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:29,120 I've been taking my time! How does waiting since the 2nd grade grab you? 871 01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:31,000 Would you stop it! 872 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,560 It's like you are already married! 873 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,940 Polka! 874 01:00:48,510 --> 01:00:50,180 I know what I'm talking about. 875 01:00:50,390 --> 01:00:53,830 Really? Then how come you're the one that's divorced? 876 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,380 Honey? 877 01:01:07,690 --> 01:01:10,090 -The wedding's off. -What do you mean? 878 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:12,590 We already paid for everything! 879 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,990 Honey? What happened? 880 01:01:18,330 --> 01:01:20,520 What happened? I'll tell you. 881 01:01:20,730 --> 01:01:22,500 Your daughter got cold feet. 882 01:01:22,810 --> 01:01:25,110 My ass! Your son insulted her. 883 01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:28,760 Everything he said was true. Maybe she can't handle the truth! 884 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,050 She can't? What is the truth, Max? 885 01:01:31,260 --> 01:01:33,660 Her first marriage was a flop. 886 01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:35,740 You know that was Mike's fault! 887 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,870 She couldn't keep Mike happy. How can she keep Jacob happy? 888 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,160 That's a lousy thing.... 889 01:01:41,370 --> 01:01:45,330 My daughter wouldn't marry your son if he was the last man in Wabasha. 890 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:48,670 Fine with me. I was against the whole thing from the start. 891 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,130 That goes double for me. 892 01:01:50,550 --> 01:01:51,170 It's off! 893 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:52,840 Yes, everything is off! 894 01:01:53,050 --> 01:01:55,450 The wedding is off and the friendship is off! 895 01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:59,090 And the gloves are off. 896 01:02:01,910 --> 01:02:03,990 Let the games begin. 897 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:05,870 Come on, baby! 898 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,440 Come to Papa! 899 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,980 Yes! That a boy! 900 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,070 That's it! 901 01:02:32,150 --> 01:02:34,440 Oh, damn you, Goldman! 902 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,950 What a putz! 903 01:03:02,380 --> 01:03:03,530 Here's your card. 904 01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:05,820 -That's it for you? -That'll do it. 905 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,200 -Have a nice day, Mr. Gustafson. -Thanks. Same to you. 906 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:55,450 You dance very well. 907 01:03:56,390 --> 01:03:57,950 Thank you. 908 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,480 I got this for you. Hope you don't mind. 909 01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:09,940 It's a cubic zirconia. 910 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:12,860 Got it from the Home Shopping Network. 911 01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:15,050 It's so beautiful. 912 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,720 Let me help you. 913 01:04:18,490 --> 01:04:21,510 See how it looks. Just put that like that. 914 01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:26,310 You don't like it? 915 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,810 No, it's beautiful. It's just.... 916 01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,170 Just what? 917 01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:32,150 I don't know. 918 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:34,340 Things are moving so fast. 919 01:04:34,650 --> 01:04:36,320 What's wrong with fast? 920 01:04:36,530 --> 01:04:37,260 I like fast. 921 01:04:37,470 --> 01:04:41,430 I didn't plan on meeting somebody like you when I came to Wabasha. 922 01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:44,760 But you're happy, huh? 923 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:47,890 Yes, but that is what worries me. 924 01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:48,930 What do you mean? 925 01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,540 I don't know what I'm talking about. 926 01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:54,980 It's beautiful. 927 01:04:55,710 --> 01:04:56,540 Thank you. 928 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,420 Thank you, Max. 929 01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,560 Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws. 930 01:05:43,570 --> 01:05:45,550 Get out of there! 931 01:05:52,010 --> 01:05:54,200 Holy moly. 932 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:57,330 You just... 933 01:05:57,540 --> 01:06:00,770 ...kissed your ninth life good-bye, Slick! 934 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,460 This one is very sweet. 935 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,800 That one, with the big tongue and brown eyes, is great. 936 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:10,990 This one? 937 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,700 -This one? -Yes. One eye. 938 01:06:14,110 --> 01:06:15,160 No nuts. 939 01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:17,660 You mean Lucky. You don't want him. 940 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,160 I'll take him. 941 01:06:20,270 --> 01:06:21,730 Here, Lucky. 942 01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:26,520 He's cute. 943 01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:35,280 Good morning, Slick. 944 01:06:35,490 --> 01:06:37,160 What a nice kitty-cat. 945 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,720 Yes, you are. 946 01:06:39,030 --> 01:06:42,990 And I see you've crapped on my newspaper again. 947 01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:47,690 Would you like to make a new friend this morning? 948 01:06:47,890 --> 01:06:48,730 Lucky! 949 01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:49,770 Kill Slick! 950 01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:53,840 Kill Slick! 951 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:46,280 Everything's under control. 952 01:07:50,550 --> 01:07:52,430 How do you like that, you putz? 953 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,310 Why you dirty...! 954 01:07:58,170 --> 01:07:59,210 I'll kill you! 955 01:07:59,310 --> 01:08:01,710 You ruined my refinished seats! 956 01:08:02,130 --> 01:08:05,570 You broadcast my naked ass to half of Wabasha! 957 01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:08,380 Big deal! Take that, you vandal! 958 01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:09,950 You nearly killed my cat! 959 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:13,910 That mangy animal's been crapping on my paper for years! 960 01:08:16,310 --> 01:08:17,770 Give me that pole! 961 01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,270 That pole, huh?! 962 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:30,070 That's it. 963 01:08:30,490 --> 01:08:32,880 If my dog was as ugly as you... 964 01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:36,320 ...I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! 965 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:41,950 That trick doesn't work. 966 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,670 Time out. Where are you going? 967 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:48,730 Home. You can call me when this stupid war is over! 968 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,820 She left me. 969 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:53,210 Are you surprised? 970 01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:01,560 There we are. 971 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,060 So good. 972 01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:05,310 Now... 973 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,980 ...you want to put in... 974 01:09:07,190 --> 01:09:09,060 ...just a pinch of salt. 975 01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:11,150 Damn it. 976 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,400 Not too much. 977 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:14,480 Yeah, now you tell me! 978 01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:16,050 Not too salty. 979 01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:17,190 Shut up. 980 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,700 There we are. Add some garnish here. 981 01:09:20,530 --> 01:09:22,200 Time to check the birds. 982 01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:23,870 The bird. 983 01:09:24,810 --> 01:09:25,850 Fire! 984 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,020 Fire! 985 01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:31,790 I got a fire here! 986 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:38,780 Absolutely perfect. Anybody can make these. It's simple. 987 01:09:40,030 --> 01:09:41,280 What are you doing? 988 01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:43,570 I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner... 989 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,550 ...for Maria. 990 01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:51,810 -Look at this. -She'll be impressed. 991 01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:53,890 Tell her it's Cajun. 992 01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,130 And what do you call this? 993 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:58,480 Haven't decided. 994 01:09:58,690 --> 01:10:01,190 But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew." 995 01:10:01,710 --> 01:10:03,280 Is that right? 996 01:10:03,690 --> 01:10:06,200 Maybe you need a backup plan. 997 01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:08,180 What else can you make? 998 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,470 -Jelly sandwiches. -Get cracking. 999 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:13,490 I used to love jelly sandwiches with peanut butter. 1000 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,790 So did you, when you were a kid. 1001 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:21,940 Go over and tell her you're sorry. 1002 01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:26,110 I tried to. She won't even talk to me. Not that I blame her. 1003 01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:35,490 You spend too much time with this Max Goldman. 1004 01:10:35,810 --> 01:10:38,000 I like him, mamma. A lot. 1005 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,390 He'll break your heart, like the others. 1006 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,000 No, this time it's different. 1007 01:10:43,210 --> 01:10:46,540 You said Fernando was different, and look what happened. 1008 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:48,420 I was a girl, mamma! 1009 01:10:48,630 --> 01:10:51,860 And then there was Eduardo, the drunk. 1010 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:53,950 That was a long time ago. 1011 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,080 Marcello, the womanizer, was not that long ago. 1012 01:10:57,490 --> 01:10:58,640 I'm not listening. 1013 01:10:58,850 --> 01:11:01,450 And next came Carlo, the con man. 1014 01:11:01,660 --> 01:11:03,120 -Are you finished? -I wish! 1015 01:11:03,330 --> 01:11:05,940 But then I would be forgetting Antonio! 1016 01:11:07,290 --> 01:11:10,000 All five I warn you against... 1017 01:11:10,210 --> 01:11:13,550 ...and all five you marry! 1018 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:15,840 You are a good girl... 1019 01:11:16,050 --> 01:11:18,140 ...but you are cursed in love. 1020 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,390 That isn't true. 1021 01:11:19,490 --> 01:11:21,890 For once, Maria, listen to your mama. 1022 01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:26,480 Do you care for him? 1023 01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:29,600 Yes. 1024 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,520 Then leave him be. 1025 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,500 There's a smile on my face 1026 01:11:57,130 --> 01:11:59,740 For the whole human race 1027 01:12:00,470 --> 01:12:02,970 Almost like being in love 1028 01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:58,120 I've really done it this time. I've really screwed it up. 1029 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:00,830 Jake and Melanie called it off. 1030 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,790 Jake's moved in with Max, Max and I are at it again and... 1031 01:13:05,310 --> 01:13:09,900 ...Ariel's moved back into her house with Melanie. What am I going to do? 1032 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,950 Looks like God remembered you, Pop. 1033 01:14:48,950 --> 01:14:50,410 I'm sorry. 1034 01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:23,980 Hey, moron. 1035 01:15:24,190 --> 01:15:25,540 Hello, putz. 1036 01:15:26,170 --> 01:15:27,730 Mind if I join you? 1037 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,510 No, help yourself. 1038 01:15:32,740 --> 01:15:35,660 I knew your old man longer than I knew my own. 1039 01:15:37,430 --> 01:15:39,410 He was always fond of you. 1040 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:41,080 He was a good man. 1041 01:15:41,290 --> 01:15:42,430 The best. 1042 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:47,020 You know I didn't mean what I said about Melanie. 1043 01:15:47,230 --> 01:15:49,630 You know how I really feel about Jacob. 1044 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,550 He's a good boy. 1045 01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:56,410 I just don't want him to be Ionely. 1046 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,180 He deserves better. 1047 01:15:58,280 --> 01:15:59,850 He deserves Melanie. 1048 01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:08,500 What do you want to do now? 1049 01:16:10,790 --> 01:16:11,940 Want to get drunk? 1050 01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,190 Yeah. 1051 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,480 Come on, Grandpa John, hurry. 1052 01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:36,340 I'm coming. But you already got enough candy in this bag... 1053 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,420 ...to give the neighborhood cavities. 1054 01:16:38,730 --> 01:16:42,490 What will you do to ensure that 6 months from now you feel happier... 1055 01:16:42,700 --> 01:16:45,200 ...and more loved than you do today? 1056 01:16:45,510 --> 01:16:48,220 The truth is, if you don't do something... 1057 01:16:48,530 --> 01:16:50,200 ...nothing in life will change. 1058 01:16:59,270 --> 01:17:01,460 Stop the insanity! 1059 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,340 What are you feeding him? 1060 01:17:30,550 --> 01:17:32,220 Hormel chili. 1061 01:17:34,620 --> 01:17:36,080 He likes it. 1062 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,210 Trick or treat. 1063 01:17:39,410 --> 01:17:40,660 Yeah, trick or treat. 1064 01:17:40,870 --> 01:17:43,900 I forgot. Just plain forgot. 1065 01:17:45,150 --> 01:17:46,500 Hiya, kids. 1066 01:17:46,710 --> 01:17:47,650 Here's your coaster. 1067 01:17:47,860 --> 01:17:49,420 And a stapler for you. 1068 01:17:49,630 --> 01:17:52,030 Open your bag. That's it. Good shot. 1069 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,490 Happy Halloween. 1070 01:17:54,530 --> 01:17:55,780 Hi, Uncle Max. 1071 01:17:55,990 --> 01:17:56,930 Who's that? 1072 01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,790 -Hello, Allie. -Is Allie here? Look at you. 1073 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:03,710 Let me hear a polar bear growl. 1074 01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:08,920 Happy Halloween there, putzo. 1075 01:18:09,650 --> 01:18:10,900 How'd you know it's me? 1076 01:18:11,210 --> 01:18:15,170 You wear the same costume every Christmas or whatever this-- 1077 01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:16,630 Halloween. 1078 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,330 Hey, you. How's your mom doing? 1079 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:22,790 Okay. Want to come over? 1080 01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:25,710 Yeah, you want to go over and just say hi? 1081 01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:30,080 She'd probably throw me out the moment she saw me. 1082 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:38,320 Max, I think I got an idea. 1083 01:18:43,530 --> 01:18:44,780 Trick or treat! 1084 01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:46,350 Hey, you! 1085 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,000 How did we do tonight? 1086 01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:53,540 Uncle Max gave me a can opener and a bunch of detergent. 1087 01:18:54,170 --> 01:18:55,520 He did? 1088 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,440 Yes, he did. 1089 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,180 I'm going to bed! 1090 01:19:04,390 --> 01:19:07,100 Don't you want to watch the scary movie? 1091 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:10,220 I said, I'm going to bed! 1092 01:19:11,370 --> 01:19:13,560 What has gotten into her? 1093 01:19:19,610 --> 01:19:20,860 You look great. 1094 01:19:24,820 --> 01:19:26,700 You look ridiculous. 1095 01:19:32,950 --> 01:19:34,830 I needed to see you again... 1096 01:19:38,270 --> 01:19:41,290 ...to tell you how sorry I was for the way I acted. 1097 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:44,630 I just thought I couldn't be happy unless we were married... 1098 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,820 ...and I realize now... 1099 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:51,300 ...I just want you in my life. 1100 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,800 That's all I want. 1101 01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:57,350 And if we ever do get married... 1102 01:19:57,870 --> 01:19:59,020 ...I promise... 1103 01:20:00,890 --> 01:20:03,920 ...we'll use a professional wedding coordinator. 1104 01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:10,490 You look terrific. 1105 01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:23,830 They're watching us. 1106 01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:25,290 No, they're not. 1107 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:28,420 No, they're not. Yes, they are. 1108 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,800 Let's celebrate. Beers are on me. 1109 01:20:38,010 --> 01:20:41,970 I'd love to, but I've got someone very special waiting for me over there. 1110 01:20:44,370 --> 01:20:47,390 If you had half a brain, you could have the same thing. 1111 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,380 She dumped me! 1112 01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:54,480 Would you park that stupid pride of yours just once? 1113 01:20:55,630 --> 01:20:58,130 You might surprise yourself. 1114 01:21:08,350 --> 01:21:09,600 I must speak to Maria! 1115 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:15,130 Put down that bat. 1116 01:21:15,230 --> 01:21:16,690 She don't want to see you! 1117 01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:19,710 I ain't leaving here until I see Maria! 1118 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,590 At last... 1119 01:21:22,010 --> 01:21:23,680 ...I get to whack him! 1120 01:21:24,410 --> 01:21:26,180 Mamma, please. Please. 1121 01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:33,270 Maria, we need to talk. 1122 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:36,080 There's nothing to talk about. 1123 01:21:36,290 --> 01:21:40,780 At least give me an explanation. I think I deserve that much. 1124 01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:43,490 Yes, you're right. 1125 01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,240 I must tell you something. 1126 01:21:49,740 --> 01:21:51,620 I have been married before. 1127 01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:54,540 To Antonio, I know. 1128 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,140 But also to Fernando. 1129 01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,330 And Carlo. 1130 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,150 And Eduardo. 1131 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,280 And Marcello. 1132 01:22:11,530 --> 01:22:12,890 Holy moly. 1133 01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:16,640 You've been married 5 times? 1134 01:22:17,470 --> 01:22:19,250 So, now you understand? 1135 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,640 Mother is right. 1136 01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:24,770 I'm cursed in love. 1137 01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:31,030 Wait! Wait! 1138 01:22:31,340 --> 01:22:33,430 Will you wait, please? 1139 01:22:37,490 --> 01:22:40,410 I don't know what happened with those other guys, but... 1140 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:42,910 ...let me tell you something about me. 1141 01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,420 I know I'm no great prize, but I'm loyal... 1142 01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:52,300 ...I'm honest... 1143 01:22:52,510 --> 01:22:55,220 ...and I know how to treat a lady. 1144 01:22:57,300 --> 01:23:00,850 Anybody who says different doesn't know her ass from her elbow. 1145 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:08,980 Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers at the house... 1146 01:23:09,290 --> 01:23:14,090 ...so if you care to join me for some Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches... 1147 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:16,690 ...I would be indeed honored. 1148 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,490 That sounds wonderful. 1149 01:23:24,830 --> 01:23:27,640 You must really like jelly sandwiches. 1150 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:50,680 Trés magnifique, Max. 1151 01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,350 Thank you. 1152 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,330 We're running a little behind. 1153 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:55,900 Meet you at church. 1154 01:23:56,310 --> 01:23:57,770 Don't be late! 1155 01:24:09,550 --> 01:24:11,530 Isn't that Sven over there? 1156 01:24:28,220 --> 01:24:30,090 What's the matter? You saw a ghost? 1157 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:33,010 Biggest fish I ever seen. 1158 01:24:33,430 --> 01:24:35,100 Catfish Hunter, yeah. 1159 01:24:37,290 --> 01:24:39,270 I fought the beast... 1160 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:40,620 ...for an hour... 1161 01:24:40,830 --> 01:24:42,290 ...and I had him. 1162 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,520 Right up into the boat. And then... 1163 01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:48,340 ...he smiled. 1164 01:24:48,550 --> 01:24:49,900 -Smiled? -See? 1165 01:24:50,110 --> 01:24:51,360 Bit the pole in half. 1166 01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:53,030 Holy moly. 1167 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:56,370 I moved my hand at the last moment. 1168 01:24:56,570 --> 01:24:57,620 Judas Priest. 1169 01:24:59,290 --> 01:25:00,330 That was the... 1170 01:25:01,370 --> 01:25:03,460 ...biggest damn fish that... 1171 01:25:04,810 --> 01:25:06,170 ...I ever saw. 1172 01:25:10,650 --> 01:25:12,740 Don't even think of it. 1173 01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:16,380 My boat is beached not more than 100 yards from here. 1174 01:25:16,590 --> 01:25:20,870 We'll give it 10 minutes. After that, we pull anchor, go to the church. 1175 01:25:21,810 --> 01:25:24,410 What if today is the day, and we miss him? 1176 01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,180 Someone else could catch him! 1177 01:25:26,390 --> 01:25:29,730 Some stranger with our fish mounted on his wall. 1178 01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:33,070 It's too horrible to think about. 1179 01:25:57,570 --> 01:25:58,510 Let's go. 1180 01:25:59,130 --> 01:26:02,260 What do you mean? We still have time. 1181 01:26:02,570 --> 01:26:05,590 That fish'll be halfway to Redwing by now. Let's go. 1182 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:06,740 5 more minutes. 1183 01:26:07,050 --> 01:26:07,890 We'll be late! 1184 01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:12,160 Weddings never start on time! What's the matter? Why are you worried? 1185 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:17,690 I'm going. 1186 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:22,380 You'll have to swim back. Where are you going? Don't touch my motor! 1187 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:26,450 Sit down, John, for crying out loud! 1188 01:26:26,860 --> 01:26:28,010 5 more minutes! 1189 01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:29,990 Just sit there and shut up. 1190 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:31,870 -Moron. -Putz. 1191 01:26:33,950 --> 01:26:35,930 Holy Jesus, Max. 1192 01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,380 Look, look. 1193 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,260 Easy, easy! 1194 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:51,370 Don't worry. 1195 01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:57,620 Look at him go. 1196 01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:01,170 Now he will stop. 1197 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,610 And now I'm going to.... 1198 01:27:07,940 --> 01:27:09,400 That's Catfish Hunter. 1199 01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:14,200 I think I pissed him off! 1200 01:27:14,410 --> 01:27:17,640 Hang on, Max, I think we're going for a ride. 1201 01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:30,570 Hang on. 1202 01:27:31,090 --> 01:27:32,760 I can't believe it's a fish. 1203 01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:34,740 Maybe it's not a fish! 1204 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:37,550 Maybe it's something from outer space! 1205 01:27:38,390 --> 01:27:39,320 Keep the tip up! 1206 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,620 -The tip is up. -Tighten the drag! 1207 01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:46,310 He better be dead. That's the only excuse I'm taking. 1208 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:49,330 -Work him! -I'm working him, dummy! 1209 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:52,040 Pump him, pump him! Tip up! 1210 01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,030 The tip is up, you idiot! 1211 01:27:54,650 --> 01:27:58,400 You're right, it's not an important day. No reason to be here. 1212 01:27:58,720 --> 01:27:59,760 Hang on. 1213 01:28:03,410 --> 01:28:04,760 Drop the anchor. 1214 01:28:04,870 --> 01:28:06,430 You cut the anchor, putz! 1215 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,100 Then grab the net. 1216 01:28:08,310 --> 01:28:11,650 You cut the net, too, you dickhead! Here! Look! 1217 01:28:11,850 --> 01:28:14,670 Forget the net! Just give me a hand, will you? 1218 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:18,420 The only thing you ever caught in your life was a virus. 1219 01:28:18,730 --> 01:28:20,510 Put your gloves on. 1220 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:24,360 I'll show you how to do it. Here's the way you do it. 1221 01:28:24,470 --> 01:28:25,820 Now, watch. 1222 01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:28,850 Grab him! 1223 01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:33,020 Crime in Italy. 1224 01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:37,920 Holy moly! My God! 1225 01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:39,590 Look at this thing. 1226 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,460 Holy moly! 1227 01:28:41,570 --> 01:28:43,240 Get his tail. 1228 01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:44,590 I got his tail! 1229 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,950 Now! 1230 01:29:01,690 --> 01:29:05,030 Is that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 1231 01:29:05,230 --> 01:29:07,220 If I die today... 1232 01:29:07,630 --> 01:29:09,610 ...I die a happy man. 1233 01:29:09,820 --> 01:29:12,120 If you die today, I'll take your motor. 1234 01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:24,840 Let's let him go. 1235 01:29:25,570 --> 01:29:27,550 Are you out of your mind? 1236 01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:30,780 Dad tried to catch that fish for 20 years. 1237 01:29:30,990 --> 01:29:33,700 Catfish Hunter deserves to be in the lake with Pop. 1238 01:29:36,930 --> 01:29:40,060 Gustafson, you are one sick bastard. 1239 01:29:41,410 --> 01:29:42,350 Good boy. 1240 01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,860 Good-bye, Catfish! 1241 01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:07,690 The wedding! What time is it? 1242 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,090 We got another wedding at 3:00. 1243 01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:17,700 We'll make it by then. 3:00! 1244 01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:23,330 Get me to the church on time. 1245 01:30:23,530 --> 01:30:24,580 Don't sing that. 1246 01:30:27,810 --> 01:30:28,960 Move it! 1247 01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:32,400 What are you doing? 1248 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,280 Okay, just a little bit longer. 1249 01:30:39,490 --> 01:30:41,670 -Just a bit longer. -I'm done. 1250 01:30:41,780 --> 01:30:44,390 I've played, now. How long have I played? 1251 01:30:44,590 --> 01:30:46,890 -See my hands? -Just keep playing. 1252 01:30:47,100 --> 01:30:49,180 I'll play one more time. 1253 01:30:55,020 --> 01:30:56,480 Wedding! 1254 01:31:23,380 --> 01:31:24,940 -We're here! -Wait! 1255 01:31:25,150 --> 01:31:25,880 Wait! 1256 01:31:30,470 --> 01:31:31,620 Wait, we're here! 1257 01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:32,970 We're here! 1258 01:31:33,490 --> 01:31:34,740 Why the boots? 1259 01:31:35,060 --> 01:31:36,200 I'll explain later. 1260 01:31:36,410 --> 01:31:39,850 Explain now. Where have you been? I've held this up for hours! 1261 01:31:58,720 --> 01:31:59,870 See what we missed? 1262 01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,640 Thank God we eloped. 1263 01:32:29,790 --> 01:32:31,150 You got the ring? 1264 01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:57,110 My son-in-law has got the face of a mackerel. 1265 01:33:00,550 --> 01:33:01,900 Ox. 1266 01:33:02,110 --> 01:33:03,260 Nag. 1267 01:33:03,990 --> 01:33:05,760 We are gathered here today... 1268 01:33:05,870 --> 01:33:07,850 ...to join Maxwell Goldman... 1269 01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:10,560 ...and Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti... 1270 01:33:10,660 --> 01:33:12,120 ...in holy matrimony. 1271 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,890 Be sure to watch Lucky for us. 1272 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,490 I'll miss that ugly mug of his. 1273 01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:36,310 Don't worry, you'll see him before you know it. 1274 01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:38,190 I'll miss your ugly mug, too. 1275 01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:40,270 God bless you, sir. 1276 01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:42,250 Let go of my hand. I'm busy. 1277 01:34:13,110 --> 01:34:14,570 What's that smell? 1278 01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:16,450 What smell? 1279 01:34:28,860 --> 01:34:30,630 What a moron. 1280 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:47,420 What do you say we go back to my place... 1281 01:34:47,620 --> 01:34:52,110 ...and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni? 1282 01:34:53,150 --> 01:34:56,280 What do you say we go back to my house... 1283 01:34:56,590 --> 01:35:00,660 ...and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti? 1284 01:35:01,700 --> 01:35:02,740 Beautiful. 1285 01:35:02,950 --> 01:35:04,410 I'm the gangster of love. 1286 01:35:04,620 --> 01:35:08,160 I am the Lothario of farts. 1287 01:35:08,680 --> 01:35:10,250 I don't know where I am. 1288 01:35:10,350 --> 01:35:12,230 Get in the car, Max. 1289 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:15,980 I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move. 1290 01:35:18,170 --> 01:35:19,840 What the hell is her name? 1291 01:35:20,050 --> 01:35:21,090 Ariel? 1292 01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:22,860 What's her name again? 1293 01:35:23,070 --> 01:35:24,320 Maria. 1294 01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:26,100 She left me. 1295 01:35:26,410 --> 01:35:27,350 You're surprised? 1296 01:35:27,450 --> 01:35:29,430 You don't even know her name. 1297 01:35:32,770 --> 01:35:34,230 Hey, dickhead! 1298 01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:35,270 I'm stuck. 1299 01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,020 I've been to Hawaii. 1300 01:35:39,230 --> 01:35:40,480 Which island? 1301 01:35:40,690 --> 01:35:42,570 l-kinda-like-to-poke-you. 1302 01:35:43,190 --> 01:35:44,450 You-like-a-licky-dicky. 1303 01:35:44,860 --> 01:35:46,430 I'm-a-kinda-kinky. 1304 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:47,990 Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee? 1305 01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:51,220 Some stranger could catch our fish. 1306 01:35:51,740 --> 01:35:54,040 Some schmuck with his fish... 1307 01:35:54,250 --> 01:35:56,020 ...and my fish and your fish 1308 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:57,690 up on the ******* wall. 1309 01:35:58,310 --> 01:36:00,500 I am so horrible! 1310 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,980 Get another actor. Please. 1311 01:36:05,190 --> 01:36:06,130 She's nothing but... 1312 01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:08,010 a pig-headed Italian with.... 1313 01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:13,120 Go one more from the top, and a little more out of breath. 1314 01:36:13,220 --> 01:36:15,620 If I was more out of breath, I'd be dead. 1315 01:36:15,930 --> 01:36:17,290 You're still a putz. 1316 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,430 That's my line! 1317 01:36:18,750 --> 01:36:21,560 You will never even know it's there. 1318 01:36:24,590 --> 01:36:25,940 I love you. 1319 01:36:30,530 --> 01:36:31,990 He's a criminal! 1320 01:36:35,530 --> 01:36:37,410 Should the veil be up? 1321 01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:42,830 Ox! 1322 01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:44,710 Jesus Christ! 1323 01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:47,840 Why the **** don't you look where you're going? 1324 01:36:48,460 --> 01:36:50,340 Why don't you come to my place? 1325 01:36:50,550 --> 01:36:53,670 I'll show you my beefy bologna. 1326 01:36:55,650 --> 01:36:58,890 How would you like my bony macaroni? 1327 01:36:59,410 --> 01:37:01,600 Or my fatty Alfredo? 1328 01:37:01,910 --> 01:37:03,790 Or my hard salami? 1329 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,660 I got them all. 90550