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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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There's too much magic.
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Everything that I touch just...
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it grows like crazy.
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I'm gonna let your bullshit slide
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on account of you so
recently being possessed
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by a homicidal monster.
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There was a blood worm scare,
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so the Library gave a lot
of hedges the Reed's Mark.
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I found a spell to remove
the Marks in a Depository.
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I get you're on a mission.
One of you's got to jet.
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Either one of you can hang for eternity.
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I've earned the right to step off.
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We're here to study with Mayakovsky.
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I hate all of you.
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Professor?
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"Best bitches."
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Wear this, and you'll see what I see.
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I'm Clarion, the goddess of melody.
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The way that you're imagining
the Harmonic Convergence
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isn't quite enough.
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When all the spells cast by
all the Magicians go haywire,
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you're gonna get earthquakes,
starvation, plague.
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She didn't have time to be delicate.
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You can't travel anymore.
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What exactly are we looking for, sir?
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Not what. Who.
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- You two know each other?
- No.
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Well, your subjects
are rightly grateful.
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For sending that letter?
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AKA that thing I totally
didn't do; you did.
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I was gonna let you die for Fillory.
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The Convergence can be stopped.
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All you have to do is move...
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that.
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The Harmonic Convergence.
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- AKA the end of the world.
- Not necessarily.
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This constellation forms a cosmic sigil
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that increases magical intensity.
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It has happened in the past
without causing an apocalypse.
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But now there's surges of magic.
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So we get the disaster movie
Clarion was talking about.
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The Convergence will only occur
during this perfect alignment.
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If we move the moon out of position...
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No Convergence, no Circumstance,
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no apocalypse.
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The moon is not just a rock in space.
It has certain properties.
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- Like?
- Magic doesn't work on it.
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Thanks to Magicians
casting haphazardly on it
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for millennia, the moon is
now covered by a crust
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of spell debris, blocking new spells.
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If we move any piece out
of place, no Convergence.
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Well, what if we just moved Mars?
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She said with a straight face.
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The other pieces are planets.
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We can't move them
because they are, well,
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very big and far away.
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The moon is the only celestial body
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we stand a chance of affecting.
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But won't that screw
with the Circumstances?
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What will magic be like when we're done?
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Impossible to know.
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It will be a brand-new Circumstance.
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But to get to that problem,
we need to solve this one.
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Good, well, I hope you have some ideas,
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because we're striking out.
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I do. Consult the Lunatics.
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- The lunatics?
- Short for "Lunar Fanatics."
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In the Middle Ages,
people thought insanity
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was caused by changing
phases of the moon.
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In fact, it was often a Lunatic
in the throes of worship.
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They claimed to be able to
achieve a magical connection
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with the moon and even under
some circumstances...
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move it.
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Well, that sounds useful.
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- Mm.
- Well, if it's just branding,
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it means they're not
really crazy, right?
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My dad always said that
they were batshit insane,
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and he married my mom,
so he had a pretty high bar
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for mental instability.
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Regardless, they know more
about the moon than anyone.
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I believe that talking to them
is our only chance at success.
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What people don't understand
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is there is a skeleton of the universe,
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but we are the bones.
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Oh, that's good to know.
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I am a humerus.
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You? Patella.
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We wanted to ask you about the moon.
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Can we talk about it?
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It... it?
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Her Lunacy...
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Identifies as she/her.
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That's right. We knew that, right?
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- Of course.
- We know.
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If we wanted to move Her,
how could we do that?
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You don't move Her.
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Okay, listen, Reba.
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In just a few days, a whole lot
of people are going to die.
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That's a whole lot people
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that will never get to worship the moon.
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They will never get to
know Her like you do.
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If She can help us save
all of those lives...
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imagine everyone that will realize
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just how much She deserves their love,
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their reverence.
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So will you help us?
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Just to be clear.
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You don't move Her.
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You ask Her to move.
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And She won't let you speak to
Her unless you get moon brain.
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So one of us needs moon brain.
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Not one of you. Three of you.
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A single Magician cannot
generate enough power
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to reach Her.
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So it's a cooperative spell then.
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It is a sign of respect, Kneecap,
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that allows you to see
Her as She truly is.
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If you have moon brain,
then you will see Her aura.
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Now it is red, but when you
perform the Dianic Ritual,
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Her aura will change.
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If it is yellow, She is considering.
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If it is green, She is listening.
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Only then may you ask Her
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to move.
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Red, yellow, green.
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The guy who invented the stoplight,
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was he a Lunatic too?
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William Potts? Yeah.
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Oh, cool.
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All three Magicians
must perform the ritual
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until the moon is listening.
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A warning: once Her aura is green,
She may choose to listen
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to anyone who calls to Her, so be ready.
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You must choose one,
the strongest among you,
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to speak to Her, like the
old Lunatics taught us to.
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For this second part,
however, there is a price.
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- A price, like blood?
- It is like blood to Her.
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You will need a piece
of Her. A sacrifice.
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A piece?
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- Or like a moon rock?
- Yes.
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But be aware,
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this will destroy it,
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so don't use your favorite one.
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This is the price of
speaking to the moon.
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Just a few more questions.
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What is moon brain,
and how do we get it?
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- Everyone line up.
- Pudding time!
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Lovely to speak to you.
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You too, Kneecap.
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You ever just spin a globe,
stick your finger down,
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see where it lands?
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It's almost always water,
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because, well, duh.
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Earth is mostly water, but
sometimes it's the Sahara,
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sometimes the Urals.
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That's what you'd be doing
if you tried to travel.
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Only instead of the
globe, the multiverse,
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which is bigger and deadlier.
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Afraid you'd say that.
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I looked at everything I could think of,
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magical and medical.
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Nada. You're grounded.
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All right, well, since
I ain't traveling,
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I should probably step down.
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Uh, if you're offering your resignation,
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I don't accept.
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Not offering. Stating.
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With Dean Fogg out indefinitely,
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Brakebills has instituted our
Dean Vanishment Protocol.
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Of course, that's a thing here.
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Yeah, and uh...
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That makes me acting Dean Lipson.
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There's no instruction manual,
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so I'm kinda dean-ing on the fly here,
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but one thing I do know
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is losing a professor who was disabled
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on school grounds ain't happening.
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I mean, the optics would
be pure shitflakes.
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So your contract will be
honored and enforced.
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Oh, also.
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We need a new Welters coach.
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I've been on the inside,
and I'm telling you
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it's a goddamn goose-stepping,
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fairy-snatching, ethnic
cleansing Gestapo.
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To be fair, the ethnic
cleansing happened
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after the Dark King left, so...
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He's innocent because he delegates?
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No, that's not what I'm saying.
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Someone in this castle ordered
the hunt on that Fairy.
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It could have been the Dark King,
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but if it was someone else,
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killing Seb might just
make things worse.
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So we have to find out
who before we... coup.
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I just wanna stab someone.
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I haven't heard you
this bloodthirsty in...
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well, not that long,
but still, it's notable.
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Maybe I'm a bit on edge.
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Josh keeps wanting to talk.
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You mean about how you wanted
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to leave him in the past to die?
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Yeah, that.
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So far, I'm doing a good
job of avoiding him,
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but eventually he's gonna sneak...
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Guys.
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- Hey, what's up?
- 'Sup?
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First off, kudos on the hiding spot.
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It took me forever to find you.
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Pretty busy here, Josh.
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You're busy?
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I just got promoted to head chef.
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- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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But I'm about to bail on a state dinner
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and leave it to my incompetent
sous-chef because...
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Apocalypse! Now!
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Josh, would you just give it up?
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He keeps trying to get us
to join his film club,
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which I told him would
never work on a planet
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with no electricity or taste.
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Uh, no, uh, sorry.
This one's just a little shy.
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It... it's okay, buddy.
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- Help us stop the...
- Apocalypse! Now!
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- Oh.
- We need to get back to Earth.
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Margo, our talk will have to wait
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till after we save the world.
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Oh, but then I have my
nephew's bar mitzvah.
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So after that?
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- Mazel.
- Thanks.
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What about our thing? We have
a lot of fact-finding to do
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before I can get to stabbing.
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No problem.
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I know just who to handle it.
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You want me to what?
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Just find out who in the
castle hates Fairies.
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Okay? And what they're doing to them.
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And why Fairies in the first place?
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And maybe talk to some Fairies,
get their side of things.
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- Okay.
- And while you're at it...
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anything else that seems important.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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No, um... That seems like a
lot of open-ended questions.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I got this maid job
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to be close to you guys,
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and now you're deserting me?
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I want to stop an apocalypse too.
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Every apocalypse-stopping mission
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needs a maid on the outside.
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It's a key staple in Earth movies.
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Do you mean inside man?
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'Cause that's more of
a heist movie thing.
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- No, that's different.
- Okay.
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Everyone knows
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the "secret, sexy maid
on the outside" trope.
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- Yeah?
- Josh has a film club.
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- You should check it out.
- Huh.
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Maid on the outside. Yeah.
260
00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:17,679
So did your loony friend
say how to get moon brain?
261
00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,560
From what we read, her rituals
262
00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,070
are simple first-year Popper tuts.
263
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,600
But moon brain is...
264
00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:27,189
the insanity you get from
extreme sleep deprivation.
265
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,770
Extreme, like a night partying,
or what are we talking about?
266
00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,280
I wish.
267
00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:32,859
Five nights without sleep,
268
00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,080
and we can't use magic
to stay awake either.
269
00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:37,449
Apparently, moon brain has
to come about naturally.
270
00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,480
This is completely nuts.
271
00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:42,290
Isn't the Harmonic whatever
happening in five nights?
272
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,460
Yes, so if we all start tonight,
273
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,370
we might actually have
a shot at stopping it.
274
00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,480
Wait a minute.
275
00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:50,299
Five nights without sleep is
gonna fuck us up royally.
276
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,299
Can we even cast if
we're that messed up?
277
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,839
Well, three of us have to.
278
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,670
Look, guys, I know it sucks,
279
00:10:56,680 --> 00:11:01,370
but whoever can stay up for 132 hours
280
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:04,389
without sleep and not lose their shit...
281
00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:05,560
gets to stop the apocalypse.
282
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,700
I don't know about you guys,
but I am doing great.
283
00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,440
- _
- Coffee.
284
00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:16,950
Where's our fearless leader?
285
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,550
- _
- She's taking a cold shower
286
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,580
to keep herself awake.
287
00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,860
Third... fourth time this morning.
288
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,939
Well, I don't know about you guys,
289
00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,100
but I am too excited to sleep.
290
00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,760
I mean, we're doing it!
291
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,424
Is this, uh, helping
you find moon rocks?
292
00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:31,880
Mm.
293
00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,820
No, this is helping us stay awake.
294
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,340
The moment I research,
I'm out like a light.
295
00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:38,379
Know what might help?
296
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,709
If we make this party a
little more '80s themed.
297
00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:43,120
Eliot.
298
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,750
Oh, I don't think we should.
299
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,759
If we ski the fresh
powder, know what I mean?
300
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,889
- Yeah, I get it.
- I mean cocaine.
301
00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,260
Get me cocaine.
302
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,420
- I am not getting you cocaine.
- Eliot.
303
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,220
A five-day bender would
destroy your nose,
304
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,099
and could you imagine what that would do
305
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,110
to your sense of taste?
306
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,480
I get a full nine every night,
307
00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,580
and I'm still a bitch.
This is gonna get real.
308
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,530
Hey, guys, come check this out.
309
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,709
I found something.
310
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,890
NASA brought back a bunch of moon rocks
311
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,080
from the Apollo missions.
312
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,970
We're stealing from NASA? Hell, yeah.
313
00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:16,140
Mama's checking one more
off her bucket list.
314
00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,790
Okay, we're not stealing from NASA.
315
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,010
I checked, it's impossible. I'm sorry.
316
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,688
But some of the rocks
that they brought back,
317
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,809
they gave out as gifts,
and they went missing.
318
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,250
About 180.
319
00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,330
The ones they did find,
320
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,920
they found 'em in garages,
321
00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:31,620
desk drawers, kids' bedrooms.
Just lying around.
322
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,939
People forgot about them,
but they're out there,
323
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,529
and I definitely think we can get one.
324
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,890
Okay, you guys do that.
325
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,680
I'm gonna go get some
stay-awake supplies.
326
00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:41,449
I have a muffin recipe
with a special ingredient
327
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,699
that is guaranteed to keep
us alert for five days.
328
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,449
What is it? Meth?
329
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,940
Oh, excuse you.
330
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:49,499
It is a organic, locally-sourced
331
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:53,150
natural stimulant that got me
through every finals week,
332
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,379
and it is definitely not meth.
333
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,810
That's exactly what I would say
334
00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,379
if I was trying to get us to take meth.
335
00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,880
Mm-hmm.
336
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,309
You're taking retirement well.
337
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,530
I find that organization
338
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:15,900
helps bring a sense of stability
when one's feeling...
339
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,029
not stable.
340
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,230
Okay.
341
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,510
I need to find a Book
Depository that got moved.
342
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,869
It's in Hell's Kitchen,
that's all I know.
343
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,940
Library buildings are
enchanted to blend in
344
00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:28,180
with their new environs
whenever they're relocated.
345
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,760
You'll have to go door-to-door,
346
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,620
find the building covered
in Library wards.
347
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,160
Great. Let's go.
348
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,750
You're abandoning your friends?
349
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,580
They have enough people
for a rock search.
350
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,850
Plus, whatever's in Josh's
muffins doesn't sound like
351
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,429
something a person in
recovery should be taking.
352
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,060
I need to find the Depository
353
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:47,389
before we move the moon
and screw up magic.
354
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,600
Right now, we have enough
to remove Reed's Marks.
355
00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:53,270
After, like you said, who knows?
356
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,640
I'm not sure I'd be much use to you.
357
00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,109
Out in the world.
358
00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:00,900
The building's impenetrable
on a good day.
359
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:04,280
Unless you're a Librarian who
knows the security protocols.
360
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,730
I don't know...
361
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,610
I'm not asking for your help.
362
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:14,079
I'm giving you a chance to fix
your massive, massive mistake.
363
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,160
Mm.
364
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,990
Let's go.
365
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,770
High King Fen?
366
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,939
Fairy!
367
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,050
Keep the High King talk quiet.
368
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,399
I'm undercover.
369
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,279
- You will come with me.
- Oh!
370
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,680
That... that is so great.
371
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,820
I have a lot of questions for you.
372
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:50,079
Some I don't even know why I'm asking.
373
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,869
They said you would fear me.
374
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,600
Funny thing.
375
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,690
I am on a Fairy quest.
376
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:59,590
See, I'm a maid on the outside.
377
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,680
Super-secret. Super-sexy.
378
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,300
Follow me, Maid on the Outside Fen.
379
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,380
Good.
380
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,600
Okay.
381
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,859
- Guess what I found.
- You found a moon rock?
382
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,680
I found a moon rock.
383
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,630
And those muffins smell amazing.
384
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,909
- Thank you.
- Now all we have to do is stay awake.
385
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,779
You know what helps me stay awake?
386
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:31,230
- What's that?
- An open, naked conversation
387
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,749
about our relationship.
388
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:37,330
I wanna tell you about all
my repressed emotions.
389
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,080
One by one.
390
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,919
Oh, baby.
391
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,950
Josh.
392
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,660
Josh.
393
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:49,720
Josh!
394
00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:51,890
Josh!
395
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,099
- Oh, no.
- Josh!
396
00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:58,060
Oh, shit.
397
00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,090
Oh, shit!
398
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,630
We leave you for one afternoon,
399
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,199
and you fuck us completely.
400
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,090
I'm sorry, guys.
401
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,659
I sat down for one minute
because I never fall asleep
402
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,949
when I have something in the oven.
403
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,999
Well, congratulations.
404
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,119
This is a milestone for you.
405
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,310
Hey, guys.
406
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,959
Hope you had better luck than we did.
407
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,000
Nope, we portal-hopped
every lead we had.
408
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,570
The closest thing we found
was a chunk of old concrete
409
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,759
with the word "moon"
written on it in Sharpie.
410
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,009
Those rocks are gone.
411
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,230
But we did come home
412
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,179
to find Josh sleeping peacefully.
413
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,400
I'm going to assume your rudeness
414
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,729
is because sleep deprivation
makes you irritable.
415
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,590
Sure. Assume that.
416
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,149
Yeah, I get it.
417
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,440
I'm gonna have to staple
my eyes open; this is rough.
418
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,440
No one else sleeps. We have four nights.
419
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,890
We need one rock lead to pan out.
420
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,440
But if the spell burns them up,
421
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,330
what if we can't find any rocks
422
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,119
because the Lunatics used them all?
423
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,370
What if there's no more
moon rocks on Earth?
424
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,450
Just sayin',
425
00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:00,550
we could celebrate the Harmonic
Convergence in Fillory.
426
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,840
It's a little dystopian at the mo',
427
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,710
but on the plus, their weekend forecast
428
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,340
doesn't call for an apocalypse.
429
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,870
Look, guys,
430
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,710
if you're looking for some
sort of inspirational speech
431
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,710
on why you should stay and fight,
432
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,980
I can't help you. It's gonna suck,
433
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:24,750
and even if we do succeed,
which we might not,
434
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,730
it's not like we're
gonna get any credit.
435
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,470
The world ends, I end with it,
436
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,440
knowing that I did everything I could,
437
00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:36,659
because I won't be able to
live with myself otherwise.
438
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,360
Julia's right.
439
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:41,430
She really does suck at
inspirational speeches.
440
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:46,360
But also that we should save the world.
441
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,410
I'm with you.
442
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,969
So am I.
443
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,500
Me too.
444
00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:51,839
I'm in.
445
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,299
And my axe!
446
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,929
Really?
447
00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,139
- No?
- No.
448
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,330
Should've led with, "You have my bow."
449
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,349
- Mm-hmm.
- Nope.
450
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,479
Josh, put some fresh meth
muffins in the oven.
451
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,600
Again, not meth.
452
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,820
_
453
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,949
Hey! No droopy eyes on my watch.
454
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:18,959
_
455
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,260
One more.
456
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,170
- _
- I'm good now.
457
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180
I ain't.
458
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,580
Oh, well, right on cue.
459
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:31,170
I tried something new this round.
460
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,259
A hint of lavender and goji berry.
461
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,349
How we doin', Captain?
462
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,158
Oh, you know, 12 hours
till the end of the world,
463
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,750
and it's like we're still
464
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,389
grasping for needles in a hay straw.
465
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,930
Fun. Okay.
466
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,319
Probably not the best
question for morale,
467
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,030
but as the only person here
who's slept this week,
468
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,930
we have 12 hours and zero leads.
469
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,550
Is waiting here to die
really the best option?
470
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,930
When are we gonna give
Margo's idea another think?
471
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,459
Guys, I can't trust my brain right now,
472
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,450
but this seems like
it could be relevant.
473
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,250
I think this guy has a moon rock.
474
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,180
Oren Westbrook. Why do I know him?
475
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,508
Because you're not a cave person.
476
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:13,190
He invented the tech for pop-up ads,
477
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,679
and he invented the tech
to block pop-up ads.
478
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,710
Ever since, he's just
been a weird rich guy
479
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,710
doing weird-rich-guy shit.
480
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,229
I heard his blood boy
has his own blood boy.
481
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:26,690
Ew, what's on his eye?
482
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,689
That's the same tattoo that Reba had.
483
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:30,850
Julia, I think he's a Lunatic.
484
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,890
All right.
485
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,489
So in order to save the
world, all we have to do
486
00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:40,880
is convince some eccentric
billionaire with armed guards
487
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:44,090
to give up something he
probably considers to be, like,
488
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,110
his Holy Grail.
489
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,999
All while we're so tired
we can't see straight.
490
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,490
Pshh, no sweat.
491
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,499
Marvelous.
492
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,800
How did you handle the pain?
493
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,870
Knowing it would bring
me closer to Her Lunacy
494
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,019
- helped me get through it.
- _
495
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,400
_
496
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,700
Same as when I got mine.
497
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,529
That and a handful of opiates.
498
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,728
Hey, sorry about the security.
499
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,808
I hope you guys understand.
500
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,350
Ah, please, you can't
let in every Lunatic.
501
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,579
Some people are crazy.
502
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,417
Eliot.
503
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,280
Oh, wow, you guys really look awful.
504
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,290
What?
505
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,300
Eliot...
506
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,780
Your sunken eyes!
507
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,549
- Let me out.
- Preparing for moon brain?
508
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,840
The Harmonic Convergence.
509
00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,679
Mm! Yeah, baby.
510
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,269
I'm celebrating too.
511
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,940
I'm gonna have a few
friends over for a party.
512
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,980
Uh, El?
513
00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,189
Eliot?
514
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,550
Eliot, you good?
515
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,840
- Yeah, yea... yeah.
- Yeah.
516
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,950
Just can't wait to see
this amazing moon rock.
517
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,489
Don't worry.
518
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:02,954
You both will experience Her.
519
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,900
What a cozy little nightmare.
520
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,579
I might need you to
punch me to stay awake.
521
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,599
Gotcha.
522
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,010
- Isn't She wondrous?
- Yeah, definitely.
523
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,059
Think we can turn on the lights
524
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:26,950
and turn off the yoga music?
525
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,390
You got this from the moon... how?
526
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,540
I went.
527
00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:34,690
You just went to the moon
like it was Coney Island?
528
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,580
Yeah, actually, it was pretty tough.
529
00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:39,700
To be honest, I was trying
to impress someone.
530
00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:42,740
But in the end, our
souls did not connect.
531
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,619
Yeah, we need to ask a favor.
532
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:48,539
For my fellow Lunatics,
I would move Heaven and Earth.
533
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,110
About that...
534
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,089
Yeah, look, we know this
rock is special to you...
535
00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:54,539
- Super special.
- But we need it.
536
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:57,089
To move Her. Hence the moon brain.
537
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,759
You do know what that would do, right?
538
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,480
Yes, but it's a matter
of life and death.
539
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,960
We can stop the Harmonic Convergence
540
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:04,219
if we can hold the moon out
of position long enough.
541
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,550
- Why?
- Because it's going to cause
542
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,889
worldwide destruction.
543
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:10,620
Magic will become so powerful,
it'll be apocalyptic.
544
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,189
I mean, it's not like it's gonna
wipe out all life on Earth.
545
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,439
Just some.
546
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,695
You know exactly how
bad it's going to get,
547
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,890
don't you?
548
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,739
What, are you planning to
profit off this or something?
549
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,600
I'm planning to use my resources
550
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:23,869
to help the world recover.
551
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,640
Now, I'm an entrepreneurial spirit.
552
00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:27,440
I can't help but make money.
553
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:30,709
Now, I do think that the moon
brain is getting to you.
554
00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:32,280
Unless...
555
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:38,299
Mm, your eye tattoo is illusion magic.
556
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,218
You're no Lunatic at all.
557
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,520
I'll have my guards escort you out.
558
00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:45,330
Let's go, El. We tried.
559
00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,550
Happens all the time.
560
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:57,530
- Get it?
- All of it.
561
00:22:58,650 --> 00:22:59,779
We have a problem.
562
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,120
So it's just security cameras
563
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,448
until we get to the moon rock room,
564
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,158
and that's where it gets tough.
565
00:23:04,159 --> 00:23:06,350
One way in, one way out.
566
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,750
I mean, if we get caught, we're trapped.
567
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,170
Guys. Guys!
568
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:15,670
Thanks!
569
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:21,130
So... the rock.
570
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:23,759
Whole lotta wards around it,
nothing we can't get past,
571
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,030
except for the one on the rock itself.
572
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,420
It's... well, it's a bond that
we've never seen before,
573
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,889
put there by Mayakovsky.
574
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:33,110
Well, that can't be right.
575
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,689
Oren just got the rock.
576
00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,439
And didn't you say the last time
577
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,899
you saw Mayakovsky,
he was basically senile?
578
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,650
Yeah, well, I guess he got better.
579
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,780
I mean, he... he put his signature
580
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,220
into the lattice work of the spell.
581
00:23:44,230 --> 00:23:46,420
You can't miss it.
It's the most amazing,
582
00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:48,494
most narcissistic thing I've ever seen.
583
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,123
Mm.
584
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,740
- Hey, Eliot?
- Hm?
585
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,250
Can I talk to you for a sec?
586
00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,280
Yeah.
587
00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,070
I said I'm fine.
588
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:05,710
I have been awake for
thousands of hours straight.
589
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,078
Look, I saw your moment back there,
590
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,848
and I think I might know what's up.
591
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:12,290
You think you do, but you don't.
592
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,680
Okay, so the first two nights, no sleep,
593
00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,390
things got a little weird, right?
594
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,239
Like picking up my
phone to call Quentin.
595
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,240
You know, I must've done
that like five times.
596
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:28,290
But then my brain crossed
over into darker...
597
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,830
Here's the deal.
598
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,600
When the Sister was in me,
599
00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:37,209
I remember everything.
600
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,879
Every bloody second of it.
601
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,440
And usually, I'm good
at pushing it away,
602
00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,980
but right now...
603
00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:48,150
it is like a constant
slideshow in the background.
604
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,929
Not fun. El.
605
00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:53,690
The Monster was in you for months.
606
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,220
Well, it was different.
607
00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,729
People have different experiences.
608
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:03,600
All that time was just
one big nap to me,
609
00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:05,979
which... sounds so good right now.
610
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:10,320
I don't know why you're lying to me.
611
00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:11,529
Or anyone.
612
00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:14,956
I don't know why you're
accusing me of lying.
613
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:18,180
Okay.
614
00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:20,920
Neither of us have the
bandwidth for this right now,
615
00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:22,749
and I don't trust you.
616
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,170
I don't.
617
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:27,259
But if you ever do decide to talk,
618
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,370
open door.
619
00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:46,650
Shit.
620
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,080
If I may, lenses can be sensitive
621
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,930
to changes in your
Internal Circumstances.
622
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,610
You may need to adjust
if you're feeling off.
623
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,010
God damn it.
624
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:57,138
If something is bothering you,
625
00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:59,010
I know I'm not the ideal
person to talk to,
626
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,329
but I am here.
627
00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:03,620
I'm not feeling chatty
at the moment, okay?
628
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,078
Look, you're not the only
one that made a mistake,
629
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,920
'cause clearly it's still bothering me.
630
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:17,630
It's Fogg.
631
00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:20,510
He's stuck in the Etheric Realm,
632
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,630
and it's my fault.
633
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,180
Henry's in...
634
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,420
He always was a sensualist.
635
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,239
That place is a trap for people
like him, who enjoy, well...
636
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,490
- Getting wasted?
- Mm.
637
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,040
He was trying to quit.
638
00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:39,248
He shouldn't have even been in there.
639
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,629
He was only in there because of me.
640
00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:41,860
And you were only there
641
00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:43,510
because you wanted to help the hedges.
642
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,340
You know, if we're being honest...
643
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,176
I wanted to get high.
644
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:54,990
Lucky me, that's the only
way into the Etheric Realm.
645
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,560
Fogg just...
646
00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:59,559
tagged along and got unlucky.
647
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,430
That wasn't luck.
648
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,260
I know the Emperor of the Realm.
649
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:04,360
If he kept Henry behind,
650
00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:06,500
it was because he sensed a flaw in him.
651
00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:07,790
And if he kicked you out,
652
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,449
it was because you were
trying to do something good.
653
00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:13,360
Nothing bores him like goodness.
654
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,408
Yeah, how do you know that?
655
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:17,450
I spent three years there once.
656
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,170
Jesus.
657
00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:25,780
Before I came to the Library,
my life was... difficult.
658
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,259
The Etheric Realm was an escape.
659
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,250
How did you get out?
660
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,310
I stopped hating myself. Eventually.
661
00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,720
And then the Emperor grew bored with me.
662
00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:40,640
Whatever kept Henry there,
those were his demons,
663
00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:42,610
and that is something you couldn't fix.
664
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:46,689
Well, it doesn't stop me from
feeling like shit about it.
665
00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:48,910
The fact that you feel like shit,
666
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,530
that is why you escaped.
667
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,620
So allow me to be blunt.
668
00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:57,460
Don't waste time on self-pity.
669
00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,370
Do what you came to do.
670
00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:01,960
Thanks.
671
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,499
I'll try to be less of a bitch to you.
672
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,129
Mm. If you can.
673
00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:20,840
It's working.
674
00:28:20,850 --> 00:28:22,640
I can see the wards.
675
00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:23,940
This way.
676
00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:34,280
It sounds like he's home.
Look, fair warning...
677
00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,209
Who the hell are you?
678
00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:43,130
We're looking for Mayakovsky.
679
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,300
Old, drunk, megalomaniac?
680
00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:47,129
Fondness for knit caps?
681
00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:48,379
Yeah, I'm his daughter.
682
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:50,009
I didn't realize he...
683
00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:51,900
Fucked my mother? Neither did he.
684
00:28:51,910 --> 00:28:53,670
Should've seen his face
when I came knockin'.
685
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,179
But we're fine now. What do you want?
686
00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:58,679
Can you let us down?
687
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,139
Sure.
688
00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:03,540
Thanks.
689
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,690
Look.
690
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,649
We need to talk to your dad.
691
00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:11,390
He's busy.
692
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,649
On our project.
693
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,629
Look, we think he may be the only person
694
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:15,904
that can help us save the world.
695
00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:19,069
He put a special magical
bond on a moon rock,
696
00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:21,000
and we need his help to break it.
697
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:25,079
Wait, please tell me you're
trying to rob Oren Westbrook.
698
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,910
- How do you know that?
- I installed that bond.
699
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,299
Yeah, last nice thing I did
before I dumped his greasy ass.
700
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,910
- That was you?
- What? You dated him?
701
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,219
Don't judge, but yes.
702
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,300
Anyfuck, right after
I installed the bond,
703
00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,920
I caught the maid pegging him,
704
00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:42,220
and not the maid I
okayed for threesomes.
705
00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:43,630
- Mm...
- Okay.
706
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,230
So that means you'll help us?
707
00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:47,809
I could.
708
00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:49,810
But I need something from you.
709
00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,030
A shade.
710
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:53,609
Either of yours will do.
711
00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,570
What are you gonna do with it?
712
00:29:57,570 --> 00:30:00,489
- Are we gonna get it back?
- No.
713
00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:02,289
- You want my help?
- Mm-hmm.
714
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:05,069
One shade, payment in advance.
715
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,450
Discuss.
716
00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:21,299
- It's safe.
- Thanks.
717
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,060
Any idea where to find a
medical manual in here?
718
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:32,990
Unfortunately,
the organizational systems
719
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,060
are down, so it may...
720
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,740
May I?
721
00:30:50,790 --> 00:30:52,370
Hm.
722
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:57,660
Sometimes I forget you're
a fucking master Magician.
723
00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,749
I try to keep the
showboating to a minimum.
724
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,950
Well, the Harmonic Convergence
is in a few hours.
725
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,490
- You know what that means.
- I'll take this to Harriet ASAP.
726
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:09,510
Tell her if, God forbid,
we can't stop it...
727
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,930
we might need all the hedges we
can get to unfuck everything.
728
00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:29,520
_
729
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:32,990
_
730
00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:36,690
Desperate times, huh?
731
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,190
Didn't really have much choice.
732
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,620
Hey, uh, Julia?
733
00:31:40,630 --> 00:31:43,330
Can you remind me why I'm
dressed like this, please?
734
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,498
He's been like this all night.
735
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,050
Just running on muffin fumes.
736
00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:49,428
Okay, let's just make sure
we're all on the same page.
737
00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:52,290
Okay? Okay, so Josh, Margo, Penny.
738
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,210
You guys go inside,
loop all the cameras,
739
00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,810
open the side door for Natasha.
740
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:58,179
I'll be outside waiting
with Eliot and Alice.
741
00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:00,020
We won't cast the spell
until your signal.
742
00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:01,479
You won't miss it. Ready?
743
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,950
Break.
744
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,530
Eliot. What are you staring at?
745
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,739
Pull the ripcord, get out.
We'll handle this.
746
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,079
I am not cocking out.
747
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,370
You're not right, El,
and we both know why.
748
00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:23,169
My crippling fear of/
attraction to authority?
749
00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:25,330
Are you being honest with me?
750
00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:28,160
Bambi, always.
751
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:29,888
I don't care if you've
been keeping it from me,
752
00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,642
but all of our asses
are on the line now.
753
00:32:31,643 --> 00:32:33,480
Margo.
754
00:32:33,490 --> 00:32:34,759
Do not worry about me.
755
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,990
I know, I've been a little bit off.
756
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,620
Blame it on the moon brain.
757
00:32:38,630 --> 00:32:41,150
I promise I'm fine.
758
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,650
'Kay?
759
00:32:55,910 --> 00:32:58,370
_
760
00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,670
Hey! How are you?
761
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:25,590
Oh.
762
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:32,560
Uh, no guests.
763
00:33:32,570 --> 00:33:35,420
Can you fetch me another
plate of those crab puffs?
764
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,480
- Delish.
- Head of security.
765
00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:40,170
- Not your waiter.
- Oh, good for you.
766
00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:41,470
Have you tried the crab puffs?
767
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,279
Hey, my drink!
768
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,840
- What the...
- Watch the suit!
769
00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:50,450
That's the third time
you've done that tonight!
770
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,080
Watch what you're doing!
771
00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:53,338
I'm gonna take you outside right now.
772
00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,800
All right, fellas,
break it up, break it up.
773
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,790
I looped that one,
774
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,700
but I don't remember
if I looped that one.
775
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,600
You don't remember five seconds ago?
776
00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:11,033
Josh, I haven't had short-term
memory in two days.
777
00:34:11,990 --> 00:34:13,039
The only things I remember
778
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,480
are being worried about Eliot
779
00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:17,456
and feeling like shit for trying
to leave you in the past.
780
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:18,750
Really?
781
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,630
Fucking moon brain.
782
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,789
Totally spaced out.
783
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:26,419
Why are you looking at me like that?
784
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,600
These are good.
785
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,840
Let's go.
786
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,220
It's true. It's true.
787
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:43,150
Excuse me, sir.
788
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,060
Excuse me.
789
00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:46,800
We have an issue.
790
00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,750
Natasha?
791
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,859
What the hell is she doing here?
792
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:52,279
Well, my men will find out,
but I have a hunch.
793
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,530
There's one thing you own
that only she can steal.
794
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,380
Bring back the rock.
795
00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:19,810
- Stop!
- Wh...
796
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:21,849
Right there, right there!
797
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:25,479
Let's go!
798
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,640
Natasha. Where is she going?
799
00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:39,180
For the last time, we don't know.
800
00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:41,790
And even if we did,
we would never admit it.
801
00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:45,370
No bother.
802
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,830
My men have her now.
803
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:02,259
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What's going on?
804
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,500
- Where's the moon rock?
- What... I don't...
805
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,519
I don't know!
806
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,850
Look, I was just hitchhiking,
807
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,220
and a woman, she just threw
the keys at me, okay?
808
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:10,980
Just take the van, whatever.
809
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,490
Look, she went that way.
810
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,150
She escaped?
811
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,449
Where's the rock?
812
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:32,757
Well, I officially have moon brain.
813
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,379
I can see Her aura. It's red.
814
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,890
Let's do this quick
before anyone comes in.
815
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,549
How long do we have to
cast the first part again?
816
00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:44,010
Until Her aura turns green
and She's listening.
817
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,199
It's working.
818
00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:10,419
Where is Natasha taking the rock?
819
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,379
Okay... okay.
820
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,620
She said she was going to Philly.
821
00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:17,669
The only thing worse than
a traitor is a snitch.
822
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,170
You make me wanna puke.
823
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,850
Hey, hey, Josh.
824
00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,790
Do you have any more muffins?
825
00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:29,390
Almost there.
826
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,930
We had it.
827
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,029
What happened?
828
00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,239
How did it turn red?
829
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,850
Eliot?
830
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,070
Wait, Eliot, come back!
831
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,200
We don't have enough power
to finish this without you.
832
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,600
Eliot.
833
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,670
Eliot...
834
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:55,499
Let me out.
835
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,089
You're not there.
836
00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:24,830
You're gone forever.
837
00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:28,120
Quentin threw you in the Seam.
838
00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:36,290
This isn't happening.
This is moon brain.
839
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:46,510
Stop right there!
840
00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,260
My guards are in the
room with your friends.
841
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,480
The rock never left, did it?
842
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,780
You know, I want the snitch
843
00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:01,400
to tell me what's really going on.
844
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,820
- What happened?
- Asshole fell asleep again.
845
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:09,740
His fight-or-flight response
is to take a fucking nap.
846
00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:21,470
Or something else is up.
847
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,740
It wasn't me.
848
00:39:29,790 --> 00:39:31,550
In here, boss.
849
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,550
Marina.
850
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,310
Ladies.
851
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,140
Did you put the guards to sleep?
852
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,490
Yeah,
853
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,409
but I'm a little confused why
you aren't snoozing too.
854
00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:49,990
The only thing stronger
than that spell is...
855
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,790
Oh, my God. Are you on meth?
856
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,530
You know, it sure as hell seems like it.
857
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,719
What are you doing here?
858
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,595
Keeping you from fucking up my shit.
859
00:40:09,596 --> 00:40:11,270
Harmonic Convergence, I need it.
860
00:40:14,770 --> 00:40:16,140
Like Daddy always said,
861
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:18,149
even meth can't beat handcuffs.
862
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,149
I don't think you understand
how bad the Convergence is.
863
00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:22,100
No, I do.
864
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:25,489
But what you don't understand
is how good it is for me.
865
00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:27,159
I have a very critical mission,
866
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,018
and I need the power
convergence boost to do it.
867
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:33,860
So just this one time,
could you please go home?
868
00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:35,158
Look, whatever it is you're doing,
869
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,780
it's not worth the world.
870
00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:38,170
Mm, yes, it is.
871
00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:39,379
I put a shitload of work into this.
872
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:41,890
I stole a Book Depository,
for Christ sake.
873
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,160
That was you?
874
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,920
You sent that memory assassin after me.
875
00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,660
Yeah, and not a life assassin.
876
00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:49,990
You're welcome.
877
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,929
We're even, since you
tipped us to this party.
878
00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:55,478
- Frederick here...
- That's not my name.
879
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,640
Okay, not-Frederick here,
880
00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:00,450
overheard you in my Book Depository
881
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,939
making these exciting plans
for the Convergence.
882
00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,479
Speaking of...
883
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,900
just started.
884
00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:11,310
I flinch, it fires.
885
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,619
Oh...
886
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:16,200
I think we all know what that was.
887
00:41:16,210 --> 00:41:17,250
It's the surge.
888
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,539
You know what that means, Chickee-poo?
889
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,039
Power is insane.
890
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,629
You're holding a nuke right now.
891
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:23,790
You let that thing go,
we all go bye-bye.
892
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,259
Kady, she's right; with the
Convergence and the surge,
893
00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:28,299
every spell is, like,
super-powered right now.
894
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:31,050
Yeah, I bet you could
cast something solo
895
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:32,700
that would normally take three people.
896
00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:35,290
- Isn't that what I just said?
- Marina!
897
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,639
Please, we are so close
to saving everyone.
898
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,439
You can't just take
that away from us now.
899
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,040
Whatever it is you're after,
900
00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:43,149
what's the point if there's no world?
901
00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:46,740
There'll still be a world,
just not as many people.
902
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,020
- Have you met people?
- She's listening!
903
00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:50,690
Eliot, go!
904
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:53,279
- The fuck are you doing?
- I've got it.
905
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,409
- You're moving the moon?
- Yeah.
906
00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:57,330
I'm moving it back.
907
00:42:27,970 --> 00:42:28,990
Uh...
908
00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:31,520
guys?
909
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:39,060
I think we just broke the moon.
910
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,922
Ah, shit.
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