1 00:00:00,990 --> 00:00:03,140 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:03,150 --> 00:00:04,480 There's too much magic. 3 00:00:04,490 --> 00:00:06,480 Everything that I touch just... 4 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:08,079 it grows like crazy. 5 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,860 I'm gonna let your bullshit slide 6 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:11,860 on account of you so recently being possessed 7 00:00:11,870 --> 00:00:13,900 by a homicidal monster. 8 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,360 There was a blood worm scare, 9 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:17,169 so the Library gave a lot of hedges the Reed's Mark. 10 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:19,799 I found a spell to remove the Marks in a Depository. 11 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,340 I get you're on a mission. One of you's got to jet. 12 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:24,469 Either one of you can hang for eternity. 13 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:27,010 I've earned the right to step off. 14 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:28,930 We're here to study with Mayakovsky. 15 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,809 I hate all of you. 16 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:31,860 Professor? 17 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,800 _ 18 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:36,020 "Best bitches." 19 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:38,069 Wear this, and you'll see what I see. 20 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:40,550 I'm Clarion, the goddess of melody. 21 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,220 The way that you're imagining the Harmonic Convergence 22 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:44,460 isn't quite enough. 23 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:47,539 When all the spells cast by all the Magicians go haywire, 24 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:50,579 you're gonna get earthquakes, starvation, plague. 25 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:52,629 She didn't have time to be delicate. 26 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:54,499 You can't travel anymore. 27 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,629 What exactly are we looking for, sir? 28 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:59,080 Not what. Who. 29 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:01,520 - You two know each other? - No. 30 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,249 Well, your subjects are rightly grateful. 31 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,350 For sending that letter? 32 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,634 AKA that thing I totally didn't do; you did. 33 00:01:06,635 --> 00:01:09,053 I was gonna let you die for Fillory. 34 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,809 The Convergence can be stopped. 35 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:14,830 All you have to do is move... 36 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,070 that. 37 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,490 The Harmonic Convergence. 38 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:24,330 - AKA the end of the world. - Not necessarily. 39 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:26,790 This constellation forms a cosmic sigil 40 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,899 that increases magical intensity. 41 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:31,489 It has happened in the past without causing an apocalypse. 42 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,239 But now there's surges of magic. 43 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,489 So we get the disaster movie Clarion was talking about. 44 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:39,829 The Convergence will only occur during this perfect alignment. 45 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,570 If we move the moon out of position... 46 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,530 No Convergence, no Circumstance, 47 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:45,640 no apocalypse. 48 00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:49,590 The moon is not just a rock in space. It has certain properties. 49 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,509 - Like? - Magic doesn't work on it. 50 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:53,960 Thanks to Magicians casting haphazardly on it 51 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:56,360 for millennia, the moon is now covered by a crust 52 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,530 of spell debris, blocking new spells. 53 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:01,559 If we move any piece out of place, no Convergence. 54 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,960 Well, what if we just moved Mars? 55 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:06,439 She said with a straight face. 56 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,819 The other pieces are planets. 57 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:10,840 We can't move them because they are, well, 58 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:12,660 very big and far away. 59 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:14,290 The moon is the only celestial body 60 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,610 we stand a chance of affecting. 61 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:17,860 But won't that screw with the Circumstances? 62 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:19,369 What will magic be like when we're done? 63 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,820 Impossible to know. 64 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,370 It will be a brand-new Circumstance. 65 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:27,290 But to get to that problem, we need to solve this one. 66 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,990 Good, well, I hope you have some ideas, 67 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,209 because we're striking out. 68 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:32,720 I do. Consult the Lunatics. 69 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:36,429 - The lunatics? - Short for "Lunar Fanatics." 70 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:39,310 In the Middle Ages, people thought insanity 71 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,350 was caused by changing phases of the moon. 72 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,389 In fact, it was often a Lunatic in the throes of worship. 73 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:47,510 They claimed to be able to achieve a magical connection 74 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,150 with the moon and even under some circumstances... 75 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,180 move it. 76 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:52,690 Well, that sounds useful. 77 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,590 - Mm. - Well, if it's just branding, 78 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,280 it means they're not really crazy, right? 79 00:02:57,290 --> 00:03:00,370 My dad always said that they were batshit insane, 80 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,810 and he married my mom, so he had a pretty high bar 81 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:03,930 for mental instability. 82 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:07,390 Regardless, they know more about the moon than anyone. 83 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,870 I believe that talking to them is our only chance at success. 84 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:23,850 - Synced and corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 85 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:29,690 _ 86 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:30,979 What people don't understand 87 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:32,830 is there is a skeleton of the universe, 88 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,090 but we are the bones. 89 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,410 Oh, that's good to know. 90 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,690 I am a humerus. 91 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:40,150 You? Patella. 92 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,690 We wanted to ask you about the moon. 93 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,290 Can we talk about it? 94 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,290 It... it? 95 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,040 Her Lunacy... 96 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:54,110 Identifies as she/her. 97 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,750 That's right. We knew that, right? 98 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,780 - Of course. - We know. 99 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:01,679 If we wanted to move Her, how could we do that? 100 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,160 You don't move Her. 101 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:06,660 Okay, listen, Reba. 102 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:09,599 In just a few days, a whole lot of people are going to die. 103 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,810 That's a whole lot people 104 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:12,399 that will never get to worship the moon. 105 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,970 They will never get to know Her like you do. 106 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:18,700 If She can help us save all of those lives... 107 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:21,270 imagine everyone that will realize 108 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,640 just how much She deserves their love, 109 00:04:23,650 --> 00:04:24,989 their reverence. 110 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,667 So will you help us? 111 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,810 Just to be clear. 112 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:34,290 You don't move Her. 113 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,629 You ask Her to move. 114 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:40,049 And She won't let you speak to Her unless you get moon brain. 115 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,929 So one of us needs moon brain. 116 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:44,960 Not one of you. Three of you. 117 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:47,710 A single Magician cannot generate enough power 118 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,889 to reach Her. 119 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:50,640 So it's a cooperative spell then. 120 00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:52,769 It is a sign of respect, Kneecap, 121 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,399 that allows you to see Her as She truly is. 122 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,240 If you have moon brain, then you will see Her aura. 123 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,430 Now it is red, but when you perform the Dianic Ritual, 124 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,449 Her aura will change. 125 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,340 If it is yellow, She is considering. 126 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:05,690 If it is green, She is listening. 127 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:09,720 Only then may you ask Her 128 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:10,960 to move. 129 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:12,250 Red, yellow, green. 130 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:14,530 The guy who invented the stoplight, 131 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,419 was he a Lunatic too? 132 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:18,910 William Potts? Yeah. 133 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,690 Oh, cool. 134 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,130 All three Magicians must perform the ritual 135 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:25,600 until the moon is listening. 136 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:29,170 A warning: once Her aura is green, She may choose to listen 137 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:31,519 to anyone who calls to Her, so be ready. 138 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,019 You must choose one, the strongest among you, 139 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:36,860 to speak to Her, like the old Lunatics taught us to. 140 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,698 For this second part, however, there is a price. 141 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:43,700 - A price, like blood? - It is like blood to Her. 142 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,829 You will need a piece of Her. A sacrifice. 143 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,790 A piece? 144 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,999 - Or like a moon rock? - Yes. 145 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,270 But be aware, 146 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,300 this will destroy it, 147 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:58,000 so don't use your favorite one. 148 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:01,629 This is the price of speaking to the moon. 149 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,759 Just a few more questions. 150 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,010 What is moon brain, and how do we get it? 151 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:10,099 - Everyone line up. - Pudding time! 152 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,139 Lovely to speak to you. 153 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:14,059 You too, Kneecap. 154 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:22,560 You ever just spin a globe, stick your finger down, 155 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:24,730 see where it lands? 156 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,070 It's almost always water, 157 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,390 because, well, duh. 158 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,800 Earth is mostly water, but sometimes it's the Sahara, 159 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,660 sometimes the Urals. 160 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:36,669 That's what you'd be doing if you tried to travel. 161 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:39,879 Only instead of the globe, the multiverse, 162 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,750 which is bigger and deadlier. 163 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,250 Afraid you'd say that. 164 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:45,890 I looked at everything I could think of, 165 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,610 magical and medical. 166 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:49,600 Nada. You're grounded. 167 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:52,590 All right, well, since I ain't traveling, 168 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,760 I should probably step down. 169 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:55,318 Uh, if you're offering your resignation, 170 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,320 I don't accept. 171 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:58,100 Not offering. Stating. 172 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:00,229 With Dean Fogg out indefinitely, 173 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:03,150 Brakebills has instituted our Dean Vanishment Protocol. 174 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,000 Of course, that's a thing here. 175 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,340 Yeah, and uh... 176 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:09,869 That makes me acting Dean Lipson. 177 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:11,280 There's no instruction manual, 178 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:12,980 so I'm kinda dean-ing on the fly here, 179 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,110 but one thing I do know 180 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,510 is losing a professor who was disabled 181 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,039 on school grounds ain't happening. 182 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,590 I mean, the optics would be pure shitflakes. 183 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,470 So your contract will be honored and enforced. 184 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,760 Oh, also. 185 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,930 We need a new Welters coach. 186 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,800 I've been on the inside, and I'm telling you 187 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,349 it's a goddamn goose-stepping, 188 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:41,109 fairy-snatching, ethnic cleansing Gestapo. 189 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:43,310 To be fair, the ethnic cleansing happened 190 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,239 after the Dark King left, so... 191 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,199 He's innocent because he delegates? 192 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,730 No, that's not what I'm saying. 193 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:51,110 Someone in this castle ordered the hunt on that Fairy. 194 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,450 It could have been the Dark King, 195 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:53,850 but if it was someone else, 196 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,659 killing Seb might just make things worse. 197 00:07:55,660 --> 00:08:00,880 So we have to find out who before we... coup. 198 00:08:02,370 --> 00:08:05,009 I just wanna stab someone. 199 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:07,300 I haven't heard you this bloodthirsty in... 200 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,799 well, not that long, but still, it's notable. 201 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,340 Maybe I'm a bit on edge. 202 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,219 Josh keeps wanting to talk. 203 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:15,410 You mean about how you wanted 204 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,518 to leave him in the past to die? 205 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,940 Yeah, that. 206 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:21,150 So far, I'm doing a good job of avoiding him, 207 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,810 but eventually he's gonna sneak... 208 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:24,020 Guys. 209 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,590 - Hey, what's up? - 'Sup? 210 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,028 First off, kudos on the hiding spot. 211 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,239 It took me forever to find you. 212 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,659 Pretty busy here, Josh. 213 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:31,660 You're busy? 214 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:32,869 I just got promoted to head chef. 215 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:35,060 - Oh, congratulations. - Thank you. 216 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:36,990 But I'm about to bail on a state dinner 217 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,530 and leave it to my incompetent sous-chef because... 218 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,400 Apocalypse! Now! 219 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:43,310 Josh, would you just give it up? 220 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,999 He keeps trying to get us to join his film club, 221 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,709 which I told him would never work on a planet 222 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:48,759 with no electricity or taste. 223 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,009 Uh, no, uh, sorry. This one's just a little shy. 224 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,450 It... it's okay, buddy. 225 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:56,970 - Help us stop the... - Apocalypse! Now! 226 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:00,280 - Oh. - We need to get back to Earth. 227 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,850 Margo, our talk will have to wait 228 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,520 till after we save the world. 229 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,730 Oh, but then I have my nephew's bar mitzvah. 230 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:07,360 So after that? 231 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,199 - Mazel. - Thanks. 232 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:15,460 What about our thing? We have a lot of fact-finding to do 233 00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:17,119 before I can get to stabbing. 234 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,570 No problem. 235 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:20,289 I know just who to handle it. 236 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:22,039 You want me to what? 237 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,340 Just find out who in the castle hates Fairies. 238 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,580 Okay? And what they're doing to them. 239 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:29,299 And why Fairies in the first place? 240 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,210 And maybe talk to some Fairies, get their side of things. 241 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,490 - Okay. - And while you're at it... 242 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,219 anything else that seems important. 243 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:38,130 Okay, okay, okay. 244 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:40,610 No, um... That seems like a lot of open-ended questions. 245 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,610 - Mm-hmm. - I got this maid job 246 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,710 to be close to you guys, 247 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,250 and now you're deserting me? 248 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,650 I want to stop an apocalypse too. 249 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,830 Every apocalypse-stopping mission 250 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,860 needs a maid on the outside. 251 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,870 It's a key staple in Earth movies. 252 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,030 Do you mean inside man? 253 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,739 'Cause that's more of a heist movie thing. 254 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,080 - No, that's different. - Okay. 255 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:02,210 Everyone knows 256 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:05,150 the "secret, sexy maid on the outside" trope. 257 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,190 - Yeah? - Josh has a film club. 258 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,420 - You should check it out. - Huh. 259 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:12,920 Maid on the outside. Yeah. 260 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:17,679 So did your loony friend say how to get moon brain? 261 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,560 From what we read, her rituals 262 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,070 are simple first-year Popper tuts. 263 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,600 But moon brain is... 264 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:27,189 the insanity you get from extreme sleep deprivation. 265 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,770 Extreme, like a night partying, or what are we talking about? 266 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,280 I wish. 267 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:32,859 Five nights without sleep, 268 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,080 and we can't use magic to stay awake either. 269 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:37,449 Apparently, moon brain has to come about naturally. 270 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,480 This is completely nuts. 271 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:42,290 Isn't the Harmonic whatever happening in five nights? 272 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,460 Yes, so if we all start tonight, 273 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,370 we might actually have a shot at stopping it. 274 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,480 Wait a minute. 275 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:50,299 Five nights without sleep is gonna fuck us up royally. 276 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,299 Can we even cast if we're that messed up? 277 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,839 Well, three of us have to. 278 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,670 Look, guys, I know it sucks, 279 00:10:56,680 --> 00:11:01,370 but whoever can stay up for 132 hours 280 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:04,389 without sleep and not lose their shit... 281 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:05,560 gets to stop the apocalypse. 282 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,700 I don't know about you guys, but I am doing great. 283 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,440 - _ - Coffee. 284 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:16,950 Where's our fearless leader? 285 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,550 - _ - She's taking a cold shower 286 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,580 to keep herself awake. 287 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,860 Third... fourth time this morning. 288 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,939 Well, I don't know about you guys, 289 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,100 but I am too excited to sleep. 290 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,760 I mean, we're doing it! 291 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,424 Is this, uh, helping you find moon rocks? 292 00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:31,880 Mm. 293 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,820 No, this is helping us stay awake. 294 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,340 The moment I research, I'm out like a light. 295 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:38,379 Know what might help? 296 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,709 If we make this party a little more '80s themed. 297 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:43,120 Eliot. 298 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,750 Oh, I don't think we should. 299 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,759 If we ski the fresh powder, know what I mean? 300 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,889 - Yeah, I get it. - I mean cocaine. 301 00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,260 Get me cocaine. 302 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,420 - I am not getting you cocaine. - Eliot. 303 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,220 A five-day bender would destroy your nose, 304 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,099 and could you imagine what that would do 305 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,110 to your sense of taste? 306 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,480 I get a full nine every night, 307 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,580 and I'm still a bitch. This is gonna get real. 308 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,530 Hey, guys, come check this out. 309 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,709 I found something. 310 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,890 NASA brought back a bunch of moon rocks 311 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,080 from the Apollo missions. 312 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,970 We're stealing from NASA? Hell, yeah. 313 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:16,140 Mama's checking one more off her bucket list. 314 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,790 Okay, we're not stealing from NASA. 315 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,010 I checked, it's impossible. I'm sorry. 316 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,688 But some of the rocks that they brought back, 317 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,809 they gave out as gifts, and they went missing. 318 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,250 About 180. 319 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,330 The ones they did find, 320 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,920 they found 'em in garages, 321 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:31,620 desk drawers, kids' bedrooms. Just lying around. 322 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,939 People forgot about them, but they're out there, 323 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,529 and I definitely think we can get one. 324 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,890 Okay, you guys do that. 325 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,680 I'm gonna go get some stay-awake supplies. 326 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:41,449 I have a muffin recipe with a special ingredient 327 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,699 that is guaranteed to keep us alert for five days. 328 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,449 What is it? Meth? 329 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,940 Oh, excuse you. 330 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:49,499 It is a organic, locally-sourced 331 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:53,150 natural stimulant that got me through every finals week, 332 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,379 and it is definitely not meth. 333 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,810 That's exactly what I would say 334 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,379 if I was trying to get us to take meth. 335 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,880 Mm-hmm. 336 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,309 You're taking retirement well. 337 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,530 I find that organization 338 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:15,900 helps bring a sense of stability when one's feeling... 339 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,029 not stable. 340 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,230 Okay. 341 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,510 I need to find a Book Depository that got moved. 342 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,869 It's in Hell's Kitchen, that's all I know. 343 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,940 Library buildings are enchanted to blend in 344 00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:28,180 with their new environs whenever they're relocated. 345 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,760 You'll have to go door-to-door, 346 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,620 find the building covered in Library wards. 347 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,160 Great. Let's go. 348 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,750 You're abandoning your friends? 349 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,580 They have enough people for a rock search. 350 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,850 Plus, whatever's in Josh's muffins doesn't sound like 351 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,429 something a person in recovery should be taking. 352 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,060 I need to find the Depository 353 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:47,389 before we move the moon and screw up magic. 354 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,600 Right now, we have enough to remove Reed's Marks. 355 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:53,270 After, like you said, who knows? 356 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,640 I'm not sure I'd be much use to you. 357 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,109 Out in the world. 358 00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:00,900 The building's impenetrable on a good day. 359 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:04,280 Unless you're a Librarian who knows the security protocols. 360 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,730 I don't know... 361 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,610 I'm not asking for your help. 362 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:14,079 I'm giving you a chance to fix your massive, massive mistake. 363 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,160 Mm. 364 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,990 Let's go. 365 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,770 High King Fen? 366 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,939 Fairy! 367 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,050 Keep the High King talk quiet. 368 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,399 I'm undercover. 369 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,279 - You will come with me. - Oh! 370 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,680 That... that is so great. 371 00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,820 I have a lot of questions for you. 372 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:50,079 Some I don't even know why I'm asking. 373 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,869 They said you would fear me. 374 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,600 Funny thing. 375 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,690 I am on a Fairy quest. 376 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:59,590 See, I'm a maid on the outside. 377 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,680 Super-secret. Super-sexy. 378 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,300 Follow me, Maid on the Outside Fen. 379 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,380 Good. 380 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,600 Okay. 381 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,859 - Guess what I found. - You found a moon rock? 382 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,680 I found a moon rock. 383 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,630 And those muffins smell amazing. 384 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,909 - Thank you. - Now all we have to do is stay awake. 385 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,779 You know what helps me stay awake? 386 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:31,230 - What's that? - An open, naked conversation 387 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,749 about our relationship. 388 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:37,330 I wanna tell you about all my repressed emotions. 389 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,080 One by one. 390 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,919 Oh, baby. 391 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,950 Josh. 392 00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,660 Josh. 393 00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:49,720 Josh! 394 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:51,890 Josh! 395 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,099 - Oh, no. - Josh! 396 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:58,060 Oh, shit. 397 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,090 Oh, shit! 398 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,630 We leave you for one afternoon, 399 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,199 and you fuck us completely. 400 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,090 I'm sorry, guys. 401 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,659 I sat down for one minute because I never fall asleep 402 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,949 when I have something in the oven. 403 00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,999 Well, congratulations. 404 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,119 This is a milestone for you. 405 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,310 Hey, guys. 406 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,959 Hope you had better luck than we did. 407 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,000 Nope, we portal-hopped every lead we had. 408 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,570 The closest thing we found was a chunk of old concrete 409 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,759 with the word "moon" written on it in Sharpie. 410 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,009 Those rocks are gone. 411 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,230 But we did come home 412 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,179 to find Josh sleeping peacefully. 413 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,400 I'm going to assume your rudeness 414 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,729 is because sleep deprivation makes you irritable. 415 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,590 Sure. Assume that. 416 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,149 Yeah, I get it. 417 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,440 I'm gonna have to staple my eyes open; this is rough. 418 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,440 No one else sleeps. We have four nights. 419 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,890 We need one rock lead to pan out. 420 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,440 But if the spell burns them up, 421 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,330 what if we can't find any rocks 422 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,119 because the Lunatics used them all? 423 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,370 What if there's no more moon rocks on Earth? 424 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,450 Just sayin', 425 00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:00,550 we could celebrate the Harmonic Convergence in Fillory. 426 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,840 It's a little dystopian at the mo', 427 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,710 but on the plus, their weekend forecast 428 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,340 doesn't call for an apocalypse. 429 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,870 Look, guys, 430 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,710 if you're looking for some sort of inspirational speech 431 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,710 on why you should stay and fight, 432 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,980 I can't help you. It's gonna suck, 433 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:24,750 and even if we do succeed, which we might not, 434 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,730 it's not like we're gonna get any credit. 435 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,470 The world ends, I end with it, 436 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,440 knowing that I did everything I could, 437 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:36,659 because I won't be able to live with myself otherwise. 438 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,360 Julia's right. 439 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:41,430 She really does suck at inspirational speeches. 440 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:46,360 But also that we should save the world. 441 00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,410 I'm with you. 442 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,969 So am I. 443 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,500 Me too. 444 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:51,839 I'm in. 445 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,299 And my axe! 446 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,929 Really? 447 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,139 - No? - No. 448 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,330 Should've led with, "You have my bow." 449 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,349 - Mm-hmm. - Nope. 450 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,479 Josh, put some fresh meth muffins in the oven. 451 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,600 Again, not meth. 452 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,820 _ 453 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,949 Hey! No droopy eyes on my watch. 454 00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:18,959 _ 455 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,260 One more. 456 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,170 - _ - I'm good now. 457 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 I ain't. 458 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,580 Oh, well, right on cue. 459 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:31,170 I tried something new this round. 460 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:35,259 A hint of lavender and goji berry. 461 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,349 How we doin', Captain? 462 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,158 Oh, you know, 12 hours till the end of the world, 463 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,750 and it's like we're still 464 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,389 grasping for needles in a hay straw. 465 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,930 Fun. Okay. 466 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,319 Probably not the best question for morale, 467 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,030 but as the only person here who's slept this week, 468 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,930 we have 12 hours and zero leads. 469 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,550 Is waiting here to die really the best option? 470 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,930 When are we gonna give Margo's idea another think? 471 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,459 Guys, I can't trust my brain right now, 472 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,450 but this seems like it could be relevant. 473 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,250 I think this guy has a moon rock. 474 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,180 Oren Westbrook. Why do I know him? 475 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,508 Because you're not a cave person. 476 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:13,190 He invented the tech for pop-up ads, 477 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,679 and he invented the tech to block pop-up ads. 478 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,710 Ever since, he's just been a weird rich guy 479 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,710 doing weird-rich-guy shit. 480 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,229 I heard his blood boy has his own blood boy. 481 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:26,690 Ew, what's on his eye? 482 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,689 That's the same tattoo that Reba had. 483 00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:30,850 Julia, I think he's a Lunatic. 484 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,890 All right. 485 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,489 So in order to save the world, all we have to do 486 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:40,880 is convince some eccentric billionaire with armed guards 487 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:44,090 to give up something he probably considers to be, like, 488 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,110 his Holy Grail. 489 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,999 All while we're so tired we can't see straight. 490 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,490 Pshh, no sweat. 491 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,499 Marvelous. 492 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,800 How did you handle the pain? 493 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,870 Knowing it would bring me closer to Her Lunacy 494 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,019 - helped me get through it. - _ 495 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,400 _ 496 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,700 Same as when I got mine. 497 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,529 That and a handful of opiates. 498 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,728 Hey, sorry about the security. 499 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,808 I hope you guys understand. 500 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,350 Ah, please, you can't let in every Lunatic. 501 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,579 Some people are crazy. 502 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,417 Eliot. 503 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,280 Oh, wow, you guys really look awful. 504 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,290 What? 505 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,300 Eliot... 506 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,780 Your sunken eyes! 507 00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,549 - Let me out. - Preparing for moon brain? 508 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,840 The Harmonic Convergence. 509 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,679 Mm! Yeah, baby. 510 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,269 I'm celebrating too. 511 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,940 I'm gonna have a few friends over for a party. 512 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,980 Uh, El? 513 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,189 Eliot? 514 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,550 Eliot, you good? 515 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,840 - Yeah, yea... yeah. - Yeah. 516 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,950 Just can't wait to see this amazing moon rock. 517 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,489 Don't worry. 518 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:02,954 You both will experience Her. 519 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,900 What a cozy little nightmare. 520 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,579 I might need you to punch me to stay awake. 521 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,599 Gotcha. 522 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,010 - Isn't She wondrous? - Yeah, definitely. 523 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,059 Think we can turn on the lights 524 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:26,950 and turn off the yoga music? 525 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,390 You got this from the moon... how? 526 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,540 I went. 527 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:34,690 You just went to the moon like it was Coney Island? 528 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,580 Yeah, actually, it was pretty tough. 529 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:39,700 To be honest, I was trying to impress someone. 530 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:42,740 But in the end, our souls did not connect. 531 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,619 Yeah, we need to ask a favor. 532 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:48,539 For my fellow Lunatics, I would move Heaven and Earth. 533 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,110 About that... 534 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,089 Yeah, look, we know this rock is special to you... 535 00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:54,539 - Super special. - But we need it. 536 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:57,089 To move Her. Hence the moon brain. 537 00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,759 You do know what that would do, right? 538 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,480 Yes, but it's a matter of life and death. 539 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,960 We can stop the Harmonic Convergence 540 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:04,219 if we can hold the moon out of position long enough. 541 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,550 - Why? - Because it's going to cause 542 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,889 worldwide destruction. 543 00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:10,620 Magic will become so powerful, it'll be apocalyptic. 544 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,189 I mean, it's not like it's gonna wipe out all life on Earth. 545 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,439 Just some. 546 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,695 You know exactly how bad it's going to get, 547 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,890 don't you? 548 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,739 What, are you planning to profit off this or something? 549 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,600 I'm planning to use my resources 550 00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:23,869 to help the world recover. 551 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,640 Now, I'm an entrepreneurial spirit. 552 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:27,440 I can't help but make money. 553 00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:30,709 Now, I do think that the moon brain is getting to you. 554 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:32,280 Unless... 555 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:38,299 Mm, your eye tattoo is illusion magic. 556 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,218 You're no Lunatic at all. 557 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,520 I'll have my guards escort you out. 558 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:45,330 Let's go, El. We tried. 559 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,550 Happens all the time. 560 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:57,530 - Get it? - All of it. 561 00:22:58,650 --> 00:22:59,779 We have a problem. 562 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,120 So it's just security cameras 563 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,448 until we get to the moon rock room, 564 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,158 and that's where it gets tough. 565 00:23:04,159 --> 00:23:06,350 One way in, one way out. 566 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,750 I mean, if we get caught, we're trapped. 567 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,170 Guys. Guys! 568 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:15,670 Thanks! 569 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:21,130 So... the rock. 570 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:23,759 Whole lotta wards around it, nothing we can't get past, 571 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,030 except for the one on the rock itself. 572 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,420 It's... well, it's a bond that we've never seen before, 573 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,889 put there by Mayakovsky. 574 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:33,110 Well, that can't be right. 575 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,689 Oren just got the rock. 576 00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,439 And didn't you say the last time 577 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,899 you saw Mayakovsky, he was basically senile? 578 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,650 Yeah, well, I guess he got better. 579 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,780 I mean, he... he put his signature 580 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,220 into the lattice work of the spell. 581 00:23:44,230 --> 00:23:46,420 You can't miss it. It's the most amazing, 582 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:48,494 most narcissistic thing I've ever seen. 583 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,123 Mm. 584 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,740 - Hey, Eliot? - Hm? 585 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,250 Can I talk to you for a sec? 586 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,280 Yeah. 587 00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,070 I said I'm fine. 588 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:05,710 I have been awake for thousands of hours straight. 589 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,078 Look, I saw your moment back there, 590 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,848 and I think I might know what's up. 591 00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:12,290 You think you do, but you don't. 592 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,680 Okay, so the first two nights, no sleep, 593 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,390 things got a little weird, right? 594 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,239 Like picking up my phone to call Quentin. 595 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,240 You know, I must've done that like five times. 596 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:28,290 But then my brain crossed over into darker... 597 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,830 Here's the deal. 598 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,600 When the Sister was in me, 599 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:37,209 I remember everything. 600 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,879 Every bloody second of it. 601 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,440 And usually, I'm good at pushing it away, 602 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,980 but right now... 603 00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:48,150 it is like a constant slideshow in the background. 604 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,929 Not fun. El. 605 00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:53,690 The Monster was in you for months. 606 00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,220 Well, it was different. 607 00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,729 People have different experiences. 608 00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:03,600 All that time was just one big nap to me, 609 00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:05,979 which... sounds so good right now. 610 00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:10,320 I don't know why you're lying to me. 611 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:11,529 Or anyone. 612 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:14,956 I don't know why you're accusing me of lying. 613 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:18,180 Okay. 614 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:20,920 Neither of us have the bandwidth for this right now, 615 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:22,749 and I don't trust you. 616 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,170 I don't. 617 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:27,259 But if you ever do decide to talk, 618 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,370 open door. 619 00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:46,650 Shit. 620 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,080 If I may, lenses can be sensitive 621 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,930 to changes in your Internal Circumstances. 622 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,610 You may need to adjust if you're feeling off. 623 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,010 God damn it. 624 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:57,138 If something is bothering you, 625 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:59,010 I know I'm not the ideal person to talk to, 626 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,329 but I am here. 627 00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:03,620 I'm not feeling chatty at the moment, okay? 628 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,078 Look, you're not the only one that made a mistake, 629 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,920 'cause clearly it's still bothering me. 630 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:17,630 It's Fogg. 631 00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:20,510 He's stuck in the Etheric Realm, 632 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,630 and it's my fault. 633 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,180 Henry's in... 634 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,420 He always was a sensualist. 635 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,239 That place is a trap for people like him, who enjoy, well... 636 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,490 - Getting wasted? - Mm. 637 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,040 He was trying to quit. 638 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:39,248 He shouldn't have even been in there. 639 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,629 He was only in there because of me. 640 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:41,860 And you were only there 641 00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:43,510 because you wanted to help the hedges. 642 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,340 You know, if we're being honest... 643 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,176 I wanted to get high. 644 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:54,990 Lucky me, that's the only way into the Etheric Realm. 645 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,560 Fogg just... 646 00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:59,559 tagged along and got unlucky. 647 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,430 That wasn't luck. 648 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,260 I know the Emperor of the Realm. 649 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:04,360 If he kept Henry behind, 650 00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:06,500 it was because he sensed a flaw in him. 651 00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:07,790 And if he kicked you out, 652 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,449 it was because you were trying to do something good. 653 00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:13,360 Nothing bores him like goodness. 654 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,408 Yeah, how do you know that? 655 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:17,450 I spent three years there once. 656 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,170 Jesus. 657 00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:25,780 Before I came to the Library, my life was... difficult. 658 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,259 The Etheric Realm was an escape. 659 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,250 How did you get out? 660 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,310 I stopped hating myself. Eventually. 661 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,720 And then the Emperor grew bored with me. 662 00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:40,640 Whatever kept Henry there, those were his demons, 663 00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:42,610 and that is something you couldn't fix. 664 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:46,689 Well, it doesn't stop me from feeling like shit about it. 665 00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:48,910 The fact that you feel like shit, 666 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,530 that is why you escaped. 667 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,620 So allow me to be blunt. 668 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:57,460 Don't waste time on self-pity. 669 00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,370 Do what you came to do. 670 00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:01,960 Thanks. 671 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,499 I'll try to be less of a bitch to you. 672 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,129 Mm. If you can. 673 00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:20,840 It's working. 674 00:28:20,850 --> 00:28:22,640 I can see the wards. 675 00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:23,940 This way. 676 00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:34,280 It sounds like he's home. Look, fair warning... 677 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,209 Who the hell are you? 678 00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:43,130 We're looking for Mayakovsky. 679 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,300 Old, drunk, megalomaniac? 680 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:47,129 Fondness for knit caps? 681 00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:48,379 Yeah, I'm his daughter. 682 00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:50,009 I didn't realize he... 683 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:51,900 Fucked my mother? Neither did he. 684 00:28:51,910 --> 00:28:53,670 Should've seen his face when I came knockin'. 685 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,179 But we're fine now. What do you want? 686 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:58,679 Can you let us down? 687 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,139 Sure. 688 00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:03,540 Thanks. 689 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,690 Look. 690 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,649 We need to talk to your dad. 691 00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:11,390 He's busy. 692 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,649 On our project. 693 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,629 Look, we think he may be the only person 694 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:15,904 that can help us save the world. 695 00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:19,069 He put a special magical bond on a moon rock, 696 00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:21,000 and we need his help to break it. 697 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:25,079 Wait, please tell me you're trying to rob Oren Westbrook. 698 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,910 - How do you know that? - I installed that bond. 699 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,299 Yeah, last nice thing I did before I dumped his greasy ass. 700 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,910 - That was you? - What? You dated him? 701 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,219 Don't judge, but yes. 702 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,300 Anyfuck, right after I installed the bond, 703 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,920 I caught the maid pegging him, 704 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:42,220 and not the maid I okayed for threesomes. 705 00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:43,630 - Mm... - Okay. 706 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,230 So that means you'll help us? 707 00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:47,809 I could. 708 00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:49,810 But I need something from you. 709 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,030 A shade. 710 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:53,609 Either of yours will do. 711 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,570 What are you gonna do with it? 712 00:29:57,570 --> 00:30:00,489 - Are we gonna get it back? - No. 713 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:02,289 - You want my help? - Mm-hmm. 714 00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:05,069 One shade, payment in advance. 715 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,450 Discuss. 716 00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:21,299 - It's safe. - Thanks. 717 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,060 Any idea where to find a medical manual in here? 718 00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:32,990 Unfortunately, the organizational systems 719 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,060 are down, so it may... 720 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,740 May I? 721 00:30:50,790 --> 00:30:52,370 Hm. 722 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:57,660 Sometimes I forget you're a fucking master Magician. 723 00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,749 I try to keep the showboating to a minimum. 724 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,950 Well, the Harmonic Convergence is in a few hours. 725 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,490 - You know what that means. - I'll take this to Harriet ASAP. 726 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:09,510 Tell her if, God forbid, we can't stop it... 727 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,930 we might need all the hedges we can get to unfuck everything. 728 00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:29,520 _ 729 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:32,990 _ 730 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:36,690 Desperate times, huh? 731 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,190 Didn't really have much choice. 732 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,620 Hey, uh, Julia? 733 00:31:40,630 --> 00:31:43,330 Can you remind me why I'm dressed like this, please? 734 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,498 He's been like this all night. 735 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,050 Just running on muffin fumes. 736 00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:49,428 Okay, let's just make sure we're all on the same page. 737 00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:52,290 Okay? Okay, so Josh, Margo, Penny. 738 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,210 You guys go inside, loop all the cameras, 739 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,810 open the side door for Natasha. 740 00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:58,179 I'll be outside waiting with Eliot and Alice. 741 00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:00,020 We won't cast the spell until your signal. 742 00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:01,479 You won't miss it. Ready? 743 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,950 Break. 744 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,530 Eliot. What are you staring at? 745 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,739 Pull the ripcord, get out. We'll handle this. 746 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,079 I am not cocking out. 747 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,370 You're not right, El, and we both know why. 748 00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:23,169 My crippling fear of/ attraction to authority? 749 00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:25,330 Are you being honest with me? 750 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:28,160 Bambi, always. 751 00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:29,888 I don't care if you've been keeping it from me, 752 00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,642 but all of our asses are on the line now. 753 00:32:31,643 --> 00:32:33,480 Margo. 754 00:32:33,490 --> 00:32:34,759 Do not worry about me. 755 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,990 I know, I've been a little bit off. 756 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,620 Blame it on the moon brain. 757 00:32:38,630 --> 00:32:41,150 I promise I'm fine. 758 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,650 'Kay? 759 00:32:55,910 --> 00:32:58,370 _ 760 00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,670 Hey! How are you? 761 00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:25,590 Oh. 762 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:32,560 Uh, no guests. 763 00:33:32,570 --> 00:33:35,420 Can you fetch me another plate of those crab puffs? 764 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,480 - Delish. - Head of security. 765 00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:40,170 - Not your waiter. - Oh, good for you. 766 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:41,470 Have you tried the crab puffs? 767 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,279 Hey, my drink! 768 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,840 - What the... - Watch the suit! 769 00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:50,450 That's the third time you've done that tonight! 770 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,080 Watch what you're doing! 771 00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:53,338 I'm gonna take you outside right now. 772 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,800 All right, fellas, break it up, break it up. 773 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,790 I looped that one, 774 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,700 but I don't remember if I looped that one. 775 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,600 You don't remember five seconds ago? 776 00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:11,033 Josh, I haven't had short-term memory in two days. 777 00:34:11,990 --> 00:34:13,039 The only things I remember 778 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,480 are being worried about Eliot 779 00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:17,456 and feeling like shit for trying to leave you in the past. 780 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:18,750 Really? 781 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,630 Fucking moon brain. 782 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,789 Totally spaced out. 783 00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:26,419 Why are you looking at me like that? 784 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,600 These are good. 785 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,840 Let's go. 786 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,220 It's true. It's true. 787 00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:43,150 Excuse me, sir. 788 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,060 Excuse me. 789 00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:46,800 We have an issue. 790 00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,750 Natasha? 791 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,859 What the hell is she doing here? 792 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:52,279 Well, my men will find out, but I have a hunch. 793 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,530 There's one thing you own that only she can steal. 794 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,380 Bring back the rock. 795 00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:19,810 - Stop! - Wh... 796 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:21,849 Right there, right there! 797 00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:25,479 Let's go! 798 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,640 Natasha. Where is she going? 799 00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:39,180 For the last time, we don't know. 800 00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:41,790 And even if we did, we would never admit it. 801 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:45,370 No bother. 802 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,830 My men have her now. 803 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:02,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? 804 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,500 - Where's the moon rock? - What... I don't... 805 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,519 I don't know! 806 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,850 Look, I was just hitchhiking, 807 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,220 and a woman, she just threw the keys at me, okay? 808 00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:10,980 Just take the van, whatever. 809 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,490 Look, she went that way. 810 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,150 She escaped? 811 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,449 Where's the rock? 812 00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:32,757 Well, I officially have moon brain. 813 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,379 I can see Her aura. It's red. 814 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,890 Let's do this quick before anyone comes in. 815 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,549 How long do we have to cast the first part again? 816 00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:44,010 Until Her aura turns green and She's listening. 817 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,199 It's working. 818 00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:10,419 Where is Natasha taking the rock? 819 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,379 Okay... okay. 820 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,620 She said she was going to Philly. 821 00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:17,669 The only thing worse than a traitor is a snitch. 822 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,170 You make me wanna puke. 823 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,850 Hey, hey, Josh. 824 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,790 Do you have any more muffins? 825 00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:29,390 Almost there. 826 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,930 We had it. 827 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,029 What happened? 828 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,239 How did it turn red? 829 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,850 Eliot? 830 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,070 Wait, Eliot, come back! 831 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,200 We don't have enough power to finish this without you. 832 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,600 Eliot. 833 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,670 Eliot... 834 00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:55,499 Let me out. 835 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,089 You're not there. 836 00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:24,830 You're gone forever. 837 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:28,120 Quentin threw you in the Seam. 838 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:36,290 This isn't happening. This is moon brain. 839 00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:46,510 Stop right there! 840 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,260 My guards are in the room with your friends. 841 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,480 The rock never left, did it? 842 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,780 You know, I want the snitch 843 00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:01,400 to tell me what's really going on. 844 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,820 - What happened? - Asshole fell asleep again. 845 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:09,740 His fight-or-flight response is to take a fucking nap. 846 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:21,470 Or something else is up. 847 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,740 It wasn't me. 848 00:39:29,790 --> 00:39:31,550 In here, boss. 849 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,550 Marina. 850 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,310 Ladies. 851 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,140 Did you put the guards to sleep? 852 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,490 Yeah, 853 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,409 but I'm a little confused why you aren't snoozing too. 854 00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:49,990 The only thing stronger than that spell is... 855 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,790 Oh, my God. Are you on meth? 856 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,530 You know, it sure as hell seems like it. 857 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,719 What are you doing here? 858 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,595 Keeping you from fucking up my shit. 859 00:40:09,596 --> 00:40:11,270 Harmonic Convergence, I need it. 860 00:40:14,770 --> 00:40:16,140 Like Daddy always said, 861 00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:18,149 even meth can't beat handcuffs. 862 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,149 I don't think you understand how bad the Convergence is. 863 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:22,100 No, I do. 864 00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:25,489 But what you don't understand is how good it is for me. 865 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:27,159 I have a very critical mission, 866 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,018 and I need the power convergence boost to do it. 867 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:33,860 So just this one time, could you please go home? 868 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:35,158 Look, whatever it is you're doing, 869 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,780 it's not worth the world. 870 00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:38,170 Mm, yes, it is. 871 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:39,379 I put a shitload of work into this. 872 00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:41,890 I stole a Book Depository, for Christ sake. 873 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,160 That was you? 874 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,920 You sent that memory assassin after me. 875 00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,660 Yeah, and not a life assassin. 876 00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:49,990 You're welcome. 877 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,929 We're even, since you tipped us to this party. 878 00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:55,478 - Frederick here... - That's not my name. 879 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,640 Okay, not-Frederick here, 880 00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:00,450 overheard you in my Book Depository 881 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,939 making these exciting plans for the Convergence. 882 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,479 Speaking of... 883 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,900 just started. 884 00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:11,310 I flinch, it fires. 885 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,619 Oh... 886 00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:16,200 I think we all know what that was. 887 00:41:16,210 --> 00:41:17,250 It's the surge. 888 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,539 You know what that means, Chickee-poo? 889 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,039 Power is insane. 890 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,629 You're holding a nuke right now. 891 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:23,790 You let that thing go, we all go bye-bye. 892 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,259 Kady, she's right; with the Convergence and the surge, 893 00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:28,299 every spell is, like, super-powered right now. 894 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:31,050 Yeah, I bet you could cast something solo 895 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:32,700 that would normally take three people. 896 00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:35,290 - Isn't that what I just said? - Marina! 897 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,639 Please, we are so close to saving everyone. 898 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,439 You can't just take that away from us now. 899 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,040 Whatever it is you're after, 900 00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:43,149 what's the point if there's no world? 901 00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:46,740 There'll still be a world, just not as many people. 902 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,020 - Have you met people? - She's listening! 903 00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:50,690 Eliot, go! 904 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:53,279 - The fuck are you doing? - I've got it. 905 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,409 - You're moving the moon? - Yeah. 906 00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:57,330 I'm moving it back. 907 00:42:27,970 --> 00:42:28,990 Uh... 908 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:31,520 guys? 909 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:39,060 I think we just broke the moon. 910 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,922 Ah, shit.