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[MELLOW JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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[DOGS HOWLING]
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This means war.
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[SPITS]
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[UPBEAT ITALIAN SONG PLAYING]
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[LINE RINGING]
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- [MOBILE PHONE RINGING]
- [WOMAN CRYING]
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[BEEPS]
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[WOMAN SNIFFLING]
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[BLOWS NOSE]
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[CONTINUES CRYING]
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Oh, my baby.
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Fucking college.
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- [VAN HORN BEEPS]
- WOMAN: Okay,
so, I checked
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the weather in Portland
and it's 85 degrees,
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so you will need
your sunscreen.
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Yeah, I know, Mom.
It's in my backpack.
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You got all
your other toiletries?
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Yes, in my bag
that you packed.
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- [WOMAN SIGHS]
- While I watched, remember?
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You were crying
the whole time.
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Yeah, what a mess.
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It's not like he's going
off to war. It's just Oregon.
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I know, I know,
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but it's such
an amazing time in your life,
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you can literally become
anyone you wanna be.
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- Mom?
- You could
change the world.
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- Mom?
- You could
colonize Mars.
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- I mean...
- Mom,
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you're spiraling.
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- Sorry, sorry, boys.
We'll just be one minute.
- BOTH MEN: No problem.
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And remember...
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- Lakers for life.
- Lakers for
life, I know.
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Come back a Blazers fan,
I'm not gonna let you
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- back in the house.
- Yeah, I know, Dad.
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- Stop.
- I'm serious.
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Stop eating
the trail mix.
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It's for Nicky.
It's a long trip.
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Um, I guess
this is it.
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I'm sorry,
I'm a little emotional.
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Mom, Dad.
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- Okay.
- I love you. I love you.
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- I love you. I love you.
- [DOMENICK CHUCKLES]
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- DOMENICK: Okay, see you later.
- KRISTIN: Call me when
you get there.
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DOMENICK:
Yo, let's... fuckin' go.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- FRIEND 1: Freedom!
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FRIEND 2: Let's do this.
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There goes our baby.
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- [HORN TOOTS]
- Ah!
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I love you!
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[VAN DRIVES AWAY]
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Every woman
dreams of full brows
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and long luscious eyelashes.
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And thanks to Profizal's
hair-generating technology,
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I believe we have
a real opportunity
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to market this
to chemo patients.
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[MANAGER GROANS]
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It's too sad.
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I mean,
anybody here wanna be sad?
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- OFFICE WORKER: No.
- MANAGER: Nobody
wants to be sad.
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Where's the ad that says
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Profizal puts hair
on men's heads?
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That's who we should
be marketing to.
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Insecure men
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with lots of cash.
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No, actually, Dad,
ICO labs said Profizal
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- doesn't work on scalps.
- It doesn't?
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- No.
- MANAGER: Oh, shit.
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We gotta get you on
another project, dammit.
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Oh, what about Restylane?
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The anti-ageing filler?
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Yes, the new
Galderma product
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for older women.
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Because, you know,
you're a...
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[HESITANTLY]
...you're... you're
an expert, really.
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I mean, you're of
a certain age bracket.
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- I'm 40.
- Whoa! I did not
ask her age.
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Everybody saw
that, right?
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Would never do that.
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Look, I really think
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this would be
a perfect fit for you.
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Okay.
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Randy, what do you got?
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Erectile dysfunction, Hank,
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is a thing of the past
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with Thoracinil.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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RANDY: Hey. So, Thoracinil
is banned in the EU,
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so we can't
use Mykonos
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but he's on a jet-ski.
I love those.
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- I love jet-skis.
- [MOBILE PHONE RINGING]
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- [INDISTINCT
CONVERSATION]
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
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- Hello?
- WOMAN: [ON PHONE]
Is this Kristin Balbano?
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Uh, well,
it's Kristin Dorner
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Balbano
is my maiden name.
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You never give up
the name Balbano.
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Sorry? Who is this?
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I am Bianca
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and I have
terrible news.
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Giuseppe Balbano
is dead.
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- [ROCK MUSIC BLARING
ON SPEAKERS]
- Oh, my father's father.
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God, I didn't even
know he was alive.
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Can you hold
on a sec?
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Paul!
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My husband's
in a band.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Your grandfather
is dead.
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You need to
settle his affairs.
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His affairs? But, I mean,
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I don't even know him.
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You're named specifically
in his will.
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We'll fly you to Italy.
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You'll leave
tomorrow night.
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Wait. What, did you say Italy?
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Like, as in Italy Italy?
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Yes, Italy.
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Oh, that sounds...
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No, I... No, I can't
just get on a plane
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and head on over
to my dream place.
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Everything is crazy
at work right now
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and my husband
needs me, you know?
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- And I just can't see
that I can get away...
- [WOMAN MOANING IN PLEASURE]
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PAUL: Quiet, listen
to my lyric here.
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[SINGING] ♪ I'm no longer
Ear-ear-earth...♪
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I gotta go.
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♪ ...Bound
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- [BOTH EXCLAIMING IN PLEASURE]
- [MUSIC SWITCHES OFF]
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- PAUL: What time is it?
- [BOTH SIGHING]
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Kristin...
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- Before you start...
- Hey
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- Hey.
- Listen, I just want
you to know I'm a feminist.
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