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I'm Harry Tasker, husband, dad, computer salesman,

and for 17 years the most important person in my life

didn't know I was also something else.

Omega Sector's top spy.

I'm Helen Tasker,

wife, mom and professor.

After an unfortunate incident

where I found out our whole life was a lie,

now I'm also a spy.

Honey, all those things are true.

They're just, you know... What?

True lies.

Mission file: 2020.

Agent Harry Tasker was sent undercover

to Slovenia to intercept

experimental high-tech explosives.

Code name: Operation Bomb Swipe.

Gib, gonna need some help getting out of here.

All right, alarms are going off,

so the main exit is out.

Uh, there's an open door up ahead on your right, Harry.

Yeah, Gib, that door on the right?

It just closed.

Okay.

Looks like we're in a complete security lockdown.

This is not good.

I got the AI hacking into the security systems.

Sit tight. "Sit tight"?

Gib, listen to me, I am not missing Helen's birthday.

You think I want you to miss her birthday?

Do you understand how much time

I spent buying the gift you're giving her?

When is our dinner reservation?

Uh, it was 7:00 p.m.

at Chez Monsieur.

Ooh, and I hear the cassoulet is out of this world.

It's a shame Helen's gonna miss it.

No, it's not a shame. Helen is not gonna miss

their cassoulet, whatever that is.

You need to talk to the computer system, man.

Have you tried to hack a Slovenian military base?

I can't even read this.

Hey, Gib?

Omega doesn't need all four of the explosives, do they?

Harry, don't do that. The hallway's too small.

We can get you out of here without you blowing things up.

Gib, sometimes you got to blow stuff up.

Don't, don't do that.

Gib, it's Helen's birthday, and I am not gonna miss it.

Happy birthday, honey.

Thanks, Harry.

I can't believe you got a reservation.

You know this place is fancy

because the portions are so small.

Well, it does cost the same as a mortgage payment.

But you're worth every penny.

Harry, is that blood on your shirt?

Oh, uh... Yeah.

I was unpacking a computer and the...

box cutter went rogue. I'm fine.

Madame?

For you. Thank you.

A little gift I got you.

Thank you, honey.

Can I open it? Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, Harry.

It's perfect.

Thank you, baby.

Yeah.

You sure you don't need any help?

No, I am fine.

I think the kitchen would say otherwise.

Muffin, I have everything...

under control.

Ah!

See? Perfect timing.

Kids, dinner's ready!

Finally! I am starving.

Oh!

Wow.

Yes.

What's wrong with the meat?

Nothing.

It's just breathing.

Dad, is it breathing or is it bleeding?

The recipe said 30 minutes.

It's 30 minutes...

per pound, Harry.

No problem, no problem.

It's a six-pound roast, so that's, uh...

Two and a half more hours?

Yes, eat some peas, no problem.

Put this back.

And while we wait,

I can tell your mom about

a romantic getaway that I planned

for us in Charleston.

You and your brother are gonna go to Lolo and Lola's

tomorrow and we...

will be staying at a luxurious villa.

And not only that. Hmm?

Oh, you also got me a present?

Mm-hmm. Thank you.

Can I open it now? Yes.

What?

You don't like it?

Dad.

She's wearing the same necklace right now.

You got this for me for my birthday three years ago.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know that.

Oh, honey. I'm so sorry.

Here's what I think happened, if I use

my Omega-trained spy critical thinking skills.

You forgot to make a reservation,

so you couldn't get us in anywhere.

So you decided to make roast because you...

like roast, and...

we all narrowly escaped death from E. coli.

I made mashed potatoes.

And this luxury villa-- might that be

the leaky time-share that Luther is always trying

to pawn off on us?

I will pack the extra towels.

I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.

I just got used to Gib managing all this stuff.

You don't think I figured that out?

And by "manage everything,"

do you mean "do everything"?

Because two days after our anniversary,

you got me lilac-scented perfume.

I didn't know you were allergic!

Could've died.

I know, I know.

You like the stuff that Gib gets you better.

I get it.

It's not about what Gib got.

It's not about the Gib gifts. It's not about the stuff, Harry.

I'm even over the fact that you lied to me

for 17 years.

All of those memories

of the birthdays, the anniversary--

they meant something to me.

I thought that, behind every single

one of those special moments,

was a husband who cared,

not Gib with a database

of "things Helen likes...

and isn't allergic to."

Honey, I do care.

I love you, my heart's in the right place.

I just got used to delegating all this stuff to Gib

'cause he's really good at it.

And you really liked it. You were happy.

Delegating love?

Come on, Harry.

It matters whether or not it's you.

You can dress up a lie,

but it's still just a lie.

Honey, I...

Hey, shake a leg, guys!

We got a new mission on deck. Seems like a hedge fund

out of Berlin is up to some pretty shady stuff.

And we got to stop it.

Eyes on center screen. Listen up.

Omega Sector analysis believes

that Berlin-based hedge fund

Ocularis Ventures may be responsible for a series

of recent disasters that have claimed hundreds of lives.

The Shido Industries plane crash in Japan.

The Bona Pharmaceuticals fire in Brazil.

Others are suspected and currently under analysis.

Ocularis has made almost

$200 million on investments affected by these incidents.

Omega algorithms calculate

a one-in-over-five-trillion chance

that this is pure coincidence.

That's... many trillions.

So we think they're causing the accidents?

Uh, specifically, we think that it's this guy.

Ocularis CEO Reed Kessler.

Ex-CIA. Counterterror division.

He'd know how to bring down a plane.

We think he's gonna do it again?

Yeah, and this is gonna be the worst yet.

Ocularis just made an investment that pays off big

if the cruise ship industry tanks, so we think

they're gonna hit a ship, but we've got no proof.

We've had no luck with hacks,

so we're going after an inside source.

Which leads me to Lisa Hardy.

Aw, she looks nice.

Well, she's the senior vice president of giving

and charity projects over at Ocularis.

That CEO Reed Kessler?

She's his girlfriend.

You're gonna approach her as a journalist.

Get in and then get a full data dump from their computers.

Helen, you're on intel.

All right?

You need to figure out which levers you can pull to flip her.

Don't worry, the psych guys have a ton of research for you.

Maria, Luther, you two head over to engineering.

All right, guys, let's get after it.

Wheels up at 0600 tomorrow.

Hey.

Ooh-ooh, look at her, look at her.

Hey, I just want to let you know

we're pushing off on the mission soon. Mm-hmm.

But I will be thinking about you the whole time.

Well, leave a little room in your head for the mission.

But...

it is nice to know I'm on your mind.

Always.

Hey, Gib? Huh?

Walk slower.

Okay.

Thank you.

So, we've been working on some improvements

to the laser cutter.

You'll be our first field test.

Ooh, first.

Ooh, exciting.

So, it looks pretty much the same.

Yes, but we've added stuff.

Like this safety lock.

Don't want anyone cutting off anything important.

Yes, that's...

useful.

And it's now adjustable so it can cut larger things.

Love it.

And if you adjust

the color of the laser,

it can cut other things like glass.

That... is amazing.

Yep.

You know, just normal

upgrade stuff.

Anyhoo, I should

go... do...

things. Good luck!

Huh.

Did she seem...

kind of... nervous?

Nervous? Nah.

No, no, I think that's just her.

Is that the cologne that I gave you when we were going out?

Maybe? Yeah.

I guess it is.

All right, Harry, you ready?

In place. Great.

I hacked Lisa's phone and got us her schedule.

She's meeting Reed in ten minutes.

She'll be coming from the south.

You'll intercept.

Which means you don't have a lot of time to make contact, okay?

Luther, Maria?

Reed's coming from the west.

You guys see Reed, you do whatever

it takes to hold him up.

Harry's got to have time to do his thing.

Ja, we are all set.

You sure do like that thing.

Yeah.

It's, um...

it's cute.

"Cute."

Interesting choice of words.

What's interesting about it?

I don't know.

It's just... interesting.

Hey, Helen, good job getting through all your intel.

You really did your homework.

It feels icky

manipulating a woman with all of her love

for cats and "save the children" websites.

I don't know that I get the ick factor.

Yeah, you wouldn't.

'Cause for 17 years, you helped Harry manipulate me.

Oh, "manipulate"?

Oh, come on, Helen, stop that.

Harry's just not good at that kind of stuff.

And, besides, if he has a system

in place to seem considerate,

isn't that kind of being considerate, hmm?

Mm...

Agree to disagree.

All right, check this out.

Eva...

sometimes worries that I'm too focused

on work to be in a relationship, right?

So what I did was create an AI

that sends her texts

so she's always feeling the love.

Is that really solving the problem, though?

Hey, guys, Lisa's incoming.

Uh-oh.

Luther, Maria, it looks like Reed

is early to the lunch.

Gonna need you guys to hold him off.

We're on it.

Is that Reed coming up the tunnel?

We're gonna have to blow our cover. Maybe not.

I got an idea.

You're still playing with that thing? I'm not playing.

Just follow my lead.

Okay, you got a few minutes.

Excellent. Reed's got to go around the block.

Harry, hurry up.

Ready to intercept.

All right, Harry's in place. Engaging with the target.

Uh, excuse me.

You speak English? Mm-hmm.

Oh, great. Mind if I sit there?

Yeah, go ahead. Thank you.

You think Harry's gonna do a good job at this?

It's not like he spends a lot of time talking to random women.

Wait, does he?

Hmm? No. No.

He sometimes has to speak to women for his job.

But he's a trained spy and a professional, he'll be fine.

So you're American?

Yes.

And so is my boyfriend.

Oh, don't worry, I'm not hitting on you.

I'm married. Oh, I'm sorry.

I haven't hit on a girl since Kelly Metcalf

socked me in the nose in second grade.

Ah, ouch.

What? Something wrong?

Yeah, something's wrong, that's the line he used on me

when we met.

Easy, easy, it's just for the job, Helen, relax.

You know, I should tell you

it's actually not a coincidence we're both American.

Or that I'm sitting here.

What? I'm a journalist.

Michael Stone. I was wondering

if I could ask you a few questions about your company.

I'm really sorry, but Ocularis has

strict policies against reporters. I get it,

but it would only be... Helen, you need to help him out here.

Harry, it's your wife here.

She's a big fan

of the human rights podcast To Save a Life.

The tagline is, "Think what you would do."

So I should really be going.

Please. I'm sure you're very busy.

Just think, what would you do to save a life?

To Save a Life.

It's my favorite podcast.

It's great. Right? Amazing.

Hey, nice job.

It still feels icky.

Okay, I should really go, but just tell me,

what is your Ocularis story about?

You're aware they've made a lot of money

off disasters where people have died? Yes.

But the CEO Reed Kessler,

I mean, his whole strategy is based on identifying industries

that are vulnerable to accidents.

What if, God forbid,

they weren't accidents?

Reed may not even know. You could be

saving him from a scandal. Helen, help him out.

We need some ammo here.

Uh, Harry, she loves Ragdoll cats.

Sending you a Ragdoll cat now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's my cat sitter. Yeah.

Yeah.

You have a Ragdoll?

Mm-hmm.

Wow, so do I.

Her name's... Muffin.

Muffin.

Can you believe it?

That's what he calls me. That's my name.

Okay, okay. Probably not the ideal choice.

No.

Lisa, this is gonna be

totally off the record, on background.

I just need to take a look at Ocularis's files.

Harry. Harry, we got

Reed incoming. 30 seconds.

I appreciate what you're trying to do.

But he's not just the CEO-- he's my boyfriend.

I know it feels dishonest, but if your heart's

in the right place,

isn't that what really matters to someone you love?

Are you listening to what I'm listening to? Helen, it's just for a cover ID.

It's just for the cover ID. Yeah, okay. He's...

But you just got to let him work!

Call me.

Please.

Come on.

Honey, I'm trying to save lives here.

I'm sorry if I used some unfortunate choices on the op.

Oh, yes, you unfortunately got all of your icky little spy lies

all over my favorite memories of when we first met.

Icky spy lies? Yeah.

Wow, I didn't know you cared so much about Kelly Metcalf.

I don't. But I'm starting to see

why she might have socked you.

Harry, this is everything I've been talking about.

We have this whole history of things that are special to me.

And then when you take my nickname and you give it away

to imaginary cats...

"Muffin" is just a word.

No, it's not just a word.

It's special. It's my nickname.

It's between us.

And what did you mean when you said, "Lying is okay

as long as my heart's in the right place"?

I didn't say "my heart." I didn't say "my heart."

I said "hearts," you know? You said "hearts."

In general. It's very hard.

And then, on top of it, I'm...

helping you put lies into someone else's relationship.

Honey, nothing important in our relationship was a lie.

Those things were important to me.

Hey.

Did I interrupt something?

No. No, everything is fine. Yeah. Yeah, you did, Gib.

Okay. I'm not gonna step in that one.

Here's the update.

Still no call from Lisa,

and our stock market analysts think

Ocularis is gonna hit a cruise ship within days.

You got to get into their computers

pronto if we want to stop it.

I can't approach Lisa again so soon.

Precisely. That's why you're not going to.

We're sending Helen in.

Wait, me?

You got to get Lisa to call Michael Stone.

So I have to lie

to Lisa about her boyfriend?

I have to lie to her face?

I-- This all feels...

Better than watching a cruise ship sink

with thousands of people on board.

I agree entirely.

♪ Ooh, hey ♪

♪ I got the energy that makes you want to move ♪

♪ I got the chemistry that puts you in the mood ♪

All right, here's the play. Lisa's the speaker tonight

at a fundraiser for a charity called EarthOne.

♪ I'm always here to play ♪

♪ You're gonna know my name... ♪

We hacked an invite for Helen,

but the list gets checked against a database

at the EarthOne HQ I cannot hack.

So we're gonna have to get her in manually.

Maria, Luther, that's on you.

You're gonna need to find a way to get

into their headquarters and get into that system,

which leaves me and Harry in the van on tactical support.

♪ Yeah, I can't help it. ♪

Hey, buddy. I know you don't like sitting on the sidelines,

but you got to be ready in case Lisa calls, you know?

Maria, Luther, how's it looking out there?

Passing the fifth floor now.

I'm gonna start cutting our way in.

With Quinn's cute laser pen?

Do we use that for everything now?

You saw it cut glass.

And I'm using it to cut glass.

That's all?

What else would there be?

You tell me.

There's nothing. Nothing?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, we are through the window

and in the offices.

Nice work.

Accessing computer.

So, you're really gonna make me ask?

Ask what?

Whether you're dating Quinn.

No.

Uh, that-- I'm-I'm not.

It's just weird that you're calling a laser cutter cute.

You're wearing the cologne that I gave you.

Those things have nothing to do with each other.

So let's just focus on this.

Mm-hmm.

She's in.

Helen, you are good to go.

Hey, I'm Candace Schaefer.

I'm on the list.

There you go, miss.

And we who have been fortunate

have an obligation to give back.

That's why the Ocularis Foundation supports EarthOne.

Because we truly are one Earth.

Thank you.

Hey, Helen.

Any luck approaching Lisa?

No. She's still stuck with Reed.

He won't leave her alone.

You looked so beautiful up there tonight.

Thank you.

Something wrong?

No.

I'm just thinking about where the money came from.

It feels so wrong to be profiting off misery.

Bad things happen all the time.

It's not like we're responsible

for those disasters. Mm-hmm.

And look around-- we're doing good things. I know.

I just don't want this to be the pretty face for something ugly.

You're too good for me.

Reed's leaving.

Helen, you're up. Go.

I don't know if I can do this.

Helen,

just think of it like this--

Reed is the one lying to her.

You're just, you know, the one setting her straight.

You know what, Harry, that actually...

makes some sense.

Hi.

I'm so sorry to interrupt. No.

I really loved your speech.

Oh, thank you.

And I don't mean to pry.

Sometimes I pick up on things,

but are you all right?

You looked down up there. Oh.

No, yeah. Of course. It's j...

You know, it's just relationship stuff.

That's all.

Ah, men.

The worst. Am I right? Ugh. Yeah.

Was that directed at me?

That was directed at me.

What is it with you and Helen?

It's an op, Harry.

I mean, Reed is great. Mm-hmm.

Believe me, whatever it is you are gonna say,

I've had it way worse. Embarrassing.

It's just, sometimes he'll say things to me

like "You're too good for me."

Yeah, that language

might make you think that he's...

hiding something bad.

And so what do I do if I feel like I don't really...

know him?

Well, unfortunately, you are talking to the perfect person.

I mean, a couple months ago,

I thought my husband was leading a totally different life.

You know? But I didn't know...

Is he having an affair?

Is he a spy?

I didn't know.

Sure. I didn't know!

Oh, come on.

Hey, man, you're the one who told her to tell the truth.

Ha-ha.

What did you do?

I confronted him.

But, of course, he denied everything.

Wow.

And then? Well, I needed to get to the bottom

of it. Was I married

to someone who was manipulating me?

Can you believe that?

What did you find out? I did

some snooping. I did lots of snooping. I'm a wonderful snoop.

And I found out that I was actually just really paranoid.

My husband was totally sincere

and completely trustworthy.

What? She's saying nice things.

Yeah, she's saying very nice mean things.

Mean things. The point is,

I'm actually glad that I did all of that digging

because it put all of my fears

to rest.

He got me this necklace for my birthday.

Oh, wow! Yeah.

I almost want two of 'em.

Anyway, good luck.

I'm sorry to have taken your time.

Thanks for all the lovely things that you do.

Great work, Helen. Really, good job.

No, don't say "Great work, Helen.

Really good job." Say "Mean work, Helen.

Unnecessarily cruel job."

Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Harry.

Is that Lisa? Yeah.

This is Michael Stone.

Hi.

This is Lisa from... today.

I think we should meet.

I'm so glad you called.

I just wanted to check in on you guys

and see how you're doing at Lolo and Lola's.

Well, Lolo

is making us watch grandpa TV shows.

We've seen, like, seven programs

on the Philippines in World War II.

The Battle of Bataan would grind on for another four months

while soldiers dug in for a difficult winter.

Anyway, how's your luxury villa?

Are you and Dad romancing?

Uh, yeah. Lots of...

romancing.

We should go, though, okay?

Uh, have fun learning about the Bataan Death March, you guys.

Kisses.

Hey, we need to get going.

My meeting with Lisa is in a half hour.

Don't you think we should talk a little bit?

You seem a little miffed.

Honestly? Yeah, Helen.

I am a little miffed.

It was an op, Harry.

Did you have to bring up the locket?

How do you expect me to feel?

It was so special when you gave me the first locket.

It felt so thoughtful and perfect,

and then I find out you don't even remember giving it to me?

Okay, I get it.

Did that lie mess up a beautiful memory for you?

Yes, it did.

But there was truth under that lie.

What are you talking about?

Do you know why I didn't remember?

No.

Blood loss.

I was dizzy.

What?

Remember when I had blood

on my shirt that night?

I was on a mission, and I blew a door up

because I didn't want to be late for your birthday.

The explosion blew a nail through my tactical vest.

So, yeah, I didn't remember.

Because I lost two pints of blood.

Because I love you!

Okay, well, I appreciate that, but...

how was I supposed to know?

Check your blood pressure?

Helen, Harry,

team's in place for the meeting with Lisa.

You guys ready?

Yeah, we're on our way. Yeah...

♪ Whoo-hoo... ♪

Okay, with all the security at Ocularis,

we're not gonna be able to park a van close to the building.

But there's a hospital nearby,

so our operations center

is getting a little disguise.

Maria, Luther, you're gonna be

on the roof of the building to tap

into the security system.

Harry, you're going to meet up with Lisa.

Go in and copy all the files off of Reed's computer.

Once we have the goods,

we stop the cruise ship attack

and take 'em down.

♪ Tonight. ♪

You know, if you were dating Quinn,

I'd be fine with it.

Would you, though?

Feel like it'd be kind of weird.

Why would it be weird?

We broke up ages ago.

Just, the cologne thing, you know?

You seemed kind of, I don't know, hurt?

Hurt?

That's crazy. More like glad.

You know, that my cologne could help you move on.

Okay. I'm dating Quinn.

There. Was that so bad?

Man, that actually feels like a relief

to get that off my chest. I was totally worried.

Come on, man.

I'm happy for you.

Guys, status?

We're in.

Everything is all good.

Okay. Target's approaching.

Showtime.

Lisa, thank you so much for meeting me.

Yeah, I, uh, wasn't sure I was going to at first.

Well, you made the right decision.

I just want you to take a look at the files,

make sure that everything's legit.

I mean, I-I love Reed.

I just want to make sure that I really know him,

you know?

Yeah. Yeah, I think I might.

Okay.

Is your AI robot

keeping your girlfriend happy?

Uh, my relationship management tool

is letting my girlfriend know that I care about her, yes.

And it's working just fine.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay, Harry,

you got to get in that computer

and do a full data dump.

We need to know everything

they've done and everything they're planning.

All right.

So, this is his private server.

Uh, it's not connected to the outside,

and a lot of it is encrypted. I can only access parts.

That's all right, I can get the rest.

Uh, what are you doing?

I need complete research.

Wait, you didn't

tell me you need all the files. Why?

It's Reed calling. What do I do?

Lisa, it's okay. Just stay calm,

act normal.

Okay? This is important. Yeah.

Put it on speaker. Okay.

Hi, honey.

Hey, where are you?

Oh, I'm just out doing errands.

You sure about that?

Because after your questions about Ocularis last night,

I was concerned, so I put together

a little security detail

and followed you. Lisa...

I know where you are.

Stop what you're doing right now...

Gib, you hear that?

We got problems.

What? Who's...

Who are you talking to? Who's Gib? There's no time.

Seriously, who's Gib? What's going on?

Come on.

I don't like this.

Luther, Maria, I got armed guards.

There's three of them coming up the west stairwell,

heading your way. You need to move.

"Move?" Is that it?

Any other suggestions?

Just get out of there.

Who are you? Where are we going?

I work for a U.S. government agency.

You're not safe here. You're a spy?

You lied to me?

Oh, come on, a lot of people lied to you.

Stop!

Gib...

we're coming out, east side.

We'll be ready.

Where are we going?

The ambulance. Come on.

Go, go, go!

You.

From last night.

You're a part of this?

Yeah, it's a funny story,

and you're gonna laugh.

I thought you were helping me,

but you're both spies?

You monsters! No...

Harry, got an SUV coming in hot.

Gib, step on it.

I'm on it.

All the corporate accidents

that Reed is profiting from,

he is also causing.

No, no, Reed would never hurt anyone.

He's literally shooting at us right now.

Whoa, not good.

Get down.

We're sitting ducks up here.

We've got to get off this thing.

I'll cover you. Go!

Come on, Gib, you can drive better than that.

I'm going as fast as I can, buddy.

It's an ambulance. Don't they go fast?

Harry, you know this is a disguise, right?

This thing handles like a fridge on wheels.

Yeah, could you just let me out?

I actually don't want to be a part of this.

I understand that it's really, really hard

to hear the truth, but I promise you, everything we did,

we did it with a good reason.

There's no good reason to lie.

You want to explain that one, Helen?

Sometimes there is,

like when people's lives are at stake.

There, Harry. Happy now?

The air conditioner thing, go. Go.

Keep them busy. I've got an idea.

If we can take those two guys out,

we can go over the side.

Here come more guys. They're flanking us.

Hey, I can't shake 'em, Harry,

and this ambulance wasn't built for a shootout.

Stay down, stay down.

We're not gonna last much longer like this.

I got to get rid of these guys.

What, no, Harry, what are you doing?

No-no-no-no-no, get down.

I'm making an explosive.

I'm gonna try and blow 'em up.

Who are you, Nolan Ryan?

How you gonna get close enough to hit 'em?

Well, the windows don't open,

and even if they did, I wouldn't be able to aim,

so I'm gonna go out on the gurney.

Harry, that is literally the worst idea

I have ever heard.

Yeah...

I don't love it either.

Helen, come sit over here.

Lisa, get back there.

Gib, I need you to hold this thing steady.

How am I supposed to do that?

I'm dodging bullets.

Harry, there has to be a better way to do this.

Yeah, well, sometimes you've got to blow stuff up.

Didn't go so well

last time you said that.

Are you serious? You are going to get yourself killed.

Maybe, but if I don't,

your boyfriend's going to kill thousands of people,

and I'm not going to let that happen.

GIB This ambulance is about to need an ambulance.

Harry, if you're gonna do the bomb thing,

now's the time.

Helen, you ready?

No, I'm not ready.

I hate this.

Honey, we don't have a choice.

Go.

Harry!

I'll hold them off while you go down.

Who's gonna cover you?

We can't both go. I'll be okay.

What are you talking about?

The minute you run out of ammo, you're dead.

Either one of us gets off this roof,

or neither of us does.

Then you go, I'll stay.

If I don't make it,

you'll tell Quinn that I was thinking about her...

and that I'm grateful for all the time we had together?

No, I am not bringing

love letters to your new girlfriend.

Please, Maria.

I'll go left, you take right.

Wait, this is crazy.

Whatever you have to say to Quinn,

you can tell her yourself.

You sure you're okay, big guy?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right.

I was so worried

about you.

Helen, my ribs. Oh. Yep.

Sorry.

Don't worry, Helen. Harry's been through worse.

Hey, good news is, it was worth it.

I already heard from Omega.

They went through the data

that we pulled off of Reed's computer,

and they're currently pulling 1,500 passengers

off of a cruise ship with a bomb in its hull.

All in all, I'd call that a good day's work.

Hey, will you just tell me one thing?

Was anything

you told me true?

All of it.

And... kind of

none of it.

If I dislocated my shoulder

jumping from behind that air conditioner,

you're paying for my PT.

Totally fair.

Oh, one thing.

You really didn't want to give Quinn

my message, huh?

You thought that was about Quinn?

Yeah.

You know how much paperwork

I would have to do if you died?

That's it? That's the only reason?

Luther!

Hey.

Thank God you're okay. Yeah.

I mean, thank God the whole team is okay.

Yeah, it's okay. I know.

Oh, good.

Oh, it was so hard pretending.

Mmm.

Ah.

Hey. Eva. Hey.

How you doing, babe?

Mmm.

I'm so glad to be home.

I'm glad you made it back safe.

Yeah, got a little hairy there for a minute,

but...

Hey.

Something wrong?

I read the mission report.

Mm-hmm.

How were you able to text me

six times while driving

an ambulance and dodging gunfire?

What?

Ah, that-that must have been a mistake.

It's probably the time zone difference,

something like that.

Gib, I checked.

Exact same time.

See...

I know, this... You're gonna...

Okay, so, I have this AI program on my phone,

and I kind of programmed it,

um, to how I feel.

So it sends

the actual, y-y-you know, the texts.

But that's just so you know

that I'm thinking of you, baby. That's all.

That's just so you know.

But you weren't.

Not then.

No, I mean, but I was thinking about you

when I wrote the program.

Gib, I was so happy

when I got those texts,

and now I find out it's just a trick.

What? No, it's not... It's not a trick.

Those texts are real. No...

Th-They're computer-generated, but it's-it's still...

I'm sorry, Gib.

I want to date a person,

not a computer program.

This isn't going to work.

Harry, what are you doing?

One sec.

I wouldn't be mad if you brought me a glass of wine.

Well, funny you should ask.

Oh. Champagne?

What is this?

This is a birthday do-over.

I wanted to sneak it in

before the kids got home.

Cheers. Cheers.

Mmm. It's delicious.

And that's not all. There's more.

Happy birthday, Helen.

What is this?

Well, I can tell you what it's not.

It's definitely not a heart locket.

Okay, then I like it already.

It's...

What is this?

So, I talked with Omega.

Remember how I told you about the explosion,

how the nail ripped through my tactical vest?

Yeah.

Well, they held on to the nail,

so I had it made special for you.

That is so sweet, Harry.

And it's from me.

It's not from Gib or an AI.

It came from me.

And an explosive device.

You're so romantic, Harry Tasker.

You know what's even more romantic?

What?

I've got a scar to match.

Michael Stone.

Are you okay?

Oh, my stars.

Michael Stone.

These kisses are real.

Right?

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