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Danger Prophecy Emergency Countermeasures Team Explanation Meeting

Danger Prophecy Emergency Countermeasures Team Explanation Meeting

Is that true?

You asked these ruffians for help?

That's what the Hero Association decided to do?

That's right!

We must come together as one to scale the wall that humanity is now facing!

We currently have 390 C Class, 101 B Class, 38 A Class, and 17 S Class heroes!

That's clearly not enough!

I'm not asking you to do this for free!

As long as you take care of the monsters, I'll make sure that you're compensated!

Don't bother. It's a waste of money.

When it comes down to it, none of these fools are going to be worth anything.

I can't let that comment slide.

I'm pretty sure I've killed more guys than you.

Wanna try me?

These fools...

lack conviction!

B-But...

Oh, come on.

This thing is spot-on... Totally spot-on.

This so-called great prophecy really nailed it.

Guess they knew that the worst threat level, God level, would be upon us.

The old guy's right.

Even if everyone here worked together, you wouldn't be able to kill me.

Huh? And who are you?

I'm Garo. I trained because I admired monsters,

and I've crushed one dojo after another.

Well, what's the holdup?

Come at me all at once.

Let's find out who's the strongest.

That's why I came here.

Don't. This is nonsense.

Nonsense?

I've had enough of you. You can leave.

Is that how you treat your guests, Mr. Lawman of Justice?

Welp, I've made up my mind. Cowards need to be punished.

I'm about to commit an evil deed

and have myself a massacre party.

I'm very sorry to bother you three, but it's time to work.

Show him the door.

With pleasure.

Come on, old man. Are you sure you hit me with conviction?

You don't actually need that if you're strong, though.

Moron!

Not bad!

Great job! Kick their asses even more!

Huh? What the hell are you riffraff talking about?

You're all going to die, too.

What'd you say?!

You're one of us, too!

You're wrong. Heroes always arrive late, but monsters are always first to the party.

They show up out of the blue for no reason.

Listen up. You're all on the human side.

I'm on the monster side.

A human calling himself a monster? You pathetic fool.

I'll send you to a fiery grave!

I do enjoy little tricks like this,

but it's a bit embarrassing when you know how they work.

That bastard...

Yes. The multi-purpose hall on floor 7 of the central tower of Headquarters.

Send all the heroes currently in HQ at once. All of them!

Taking on a group of Class S heroes would sorta suck right now.

Then again, I think this will suffice for the debut show of the monster Garo.

You can consider this a declaration of war.

I'll return in six months, even stronger.

See ya.

You know what you have to do?

Yes, ma'am!

Class B Rank 2 Eyelashes

Class B Rank 3 Wild Monkey

What are we going to do if he cops an attitude?

We'll make sure he can never cop an attitude again!

Very good.

Yes, Lady Blizzard!

Human Monster

Your rank has increased to Class B Rank 7, Master Saitama.

I've increased to Class S Rank 14.

All I'm doing is pummeling monsters I stumble across.

I've gone up that much?

Well, monsters are appearing on a daily basis now.

Even though you defeat monsters, you aren't reporting them to the Hero Association.

Your rank is still increasing, though, so that must mean

there are witnesses reporting your victories to the association.

That means you're becoming more recognized as a hero among the masses.

I think you might even have a fan club soon, Master Saitama.

Yeah, right. You're Class S, and you don't have a fan club.

Actually, I do have a fan club.

Seriously?

I detect something approaching.

Humans can't move that fast. Is it a monster?

Oh, hey. An item.

Master seems a bit busy, so I'll go fight it.

This will be the perfect opportunity to test out my new parts.

Show yourself.

A human?

What do you want?

Tell Saitama to get out here. I know he lives here.

Are you an acquaintance of Master Saitama's?

I've run into you before.

I'm Speed-o'-Sound Sonic. I'm Saitama's rival.

I've come here today to settle the score. If you understand, then stand aside.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic? So it's you, you freak.

You have the nerve to claim that you're Master's rival?

Shameless.

Take another step and you'll be eliminated.

You're the one who's going to be eliminated, sidekick.

C-Crap... I accidentally saved over King's save data.

20 Minutes Later

I totally took this without asking, too...

Eh, it's fine.

No, I guess it's not... Well, shit.

Class B Rank 7 hero Saitama! Come out at once!

Class B Rank 1 hero Lady Hellish Blizzard would like to speak with you!

Oh, yeah, I don't need the newspaper.

We're not salesmen! We're heroes who outrank you!

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Saitama, the newbie.

I am Hellish Blizzard... and I'm sure I need no further introduction.

Uh, yeah, I have no idea who you are.

Who are you?

She's Class B Rank 1!

Oh, I see. Good work, I guess.

So, what's up?

This guy's attitude is huge!

It appears you're underestimating us, so let me just warn you...

It's customary for anyone

who makes it to Class B to come greet Lady Blizzard first.

Emergency Alarm

Greet her?

Heya. I'm Saitama.

Pleasure.

Whatever.

Did you know there are several factions within the Hero Association?

Factions?

You're not going to survive in this business unless you join a faction.

Uh, what are you talking about?

I'm telling you that you can't climb the ranks on your own.

Why, though?

Because people will get in your way.

Who?

Your rivals!

I don't really know what you're talking about, but I'm busy right now, so...

I'm not through talking to you yet.

Join me.

Then I'll let you have a high-ranking position in Class B.

Huh?

Ah...

That's what's going