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Who are you?

I'm your daughter!

That's impossible.

And yet, here I am.

I never met you before.

Well, I guess that's what happens,

when you abandon your child before she's even born.

- Did not. - Did too.

- Did not! - Did too!

Did...

Okay.

Look, you can't be my daughter because angels can't procreate.

Amenadiel did.

Not helping, Daniel!

Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me.

Tell me I'm not your daughter.

Look, it's not a paternity test. Get you to holster these wings of death?

Thank you.

Now...

Can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe?

No? Fine, fine.

I don't believe this.

I'm sorry, but you can't be.

Well, I am!

Look, I'm sorry, that your father abandoned you, truly.

I know how painful that is.

But I promise you, you are not my daughter.

Uhh.

You know what?

I'm actually glad you abandoned me.

Wouldn't want you to be my dad anyway.

Who was that?

And how is it possible there's an angel I've never met?

I don't know, but you're welcome.

You're welcome?

Yeah.

Beam me up.

Oh, Daniel.

You know that I want to help you, but we've been through this before.

That's not how it works.

Yeah, I know.

I know it's all about my own guilt, but I figured it out, man.

You see, I was feeling guilty,

for betraying you to Michael, but I just saved your life.

So, even-Steven.

Huh? Up we go!

Come on.

Why am I still here?

Well you must feel guilty about something else.

Or maybe you actually have no idea how any of this works.

As former ruler of hell, and soon to be ruler of the full monty,

I believe I'm the only one who knows how any of this works.

Really?

Well, you had no idea that you were able to bring me up to earth,

and yet here I am, in the flesh.

Kind of.

Of course I knew that.

I just didn't think it was for the best.

So you did know?

And yet you still left me in ping pong purgatory,

to return belios's pathetic backhand for thousands of years?

Exactly.

Wow.

You know what, man?

You have no idea what's right for me.

You stay away from me.

Daniel.

I can't get you out of my head

can't get you out of my head

I got it buried in

-Chloe.

So, since we went to hell, I've been thinking a lot about heaven,

like, all night.

And since you're finally ready to become god,

and I will be your partner up there, I have a few questions.

- Do you have a second? - Well, I was just on my way...

Okay, so, uh, number one.

Time goes much faster in hell than it does on earth.

So, is it the same in heaven?

I mean, say, I'm up there for a year.

How long am I gone on earth, for, like, a minute?

And then number two.

If that is the case,

would trix even notice if I'm gone for the day?

Because I've just been so nervous to talk to her about this, you know,

the heaven, of all of it.

- Well... - And then, speaking of teleportation...

- We were speaking of teleportation? - Are you even going to have time?

To fly me up and down, every time?

Or are you just gonna, what, blink your eyes and...

Beam me up whenever you want to?

Why does everyone think beaming up is a thing?

Look, everything is going to be fine.

Like I keep saying, when I'm god, I will figure things out.

Okay?

Okay. I'm sorry. I just, you know, I have no idea what to expect.

As you know, when I get nervous, I investigate.

Oh, I know you do, detective.

But there's nothing to be scared about.

I promise I will be right there beside you.

Okay.

I can't believe this is finally happening.

What's wrong?

I just need to take care of a little misunderstanding.

What happened?

Is it Dan? Did you find him?

No. Daniel, is...

He's fine. Um, now, this is something else,

which will be cleared up in no time, and then we will be off to heaven,

and we will figure things out, together.

Okay?

Okay.

Brother!

Why haven't you answered my calls?

There has been a catastrophic miscarriage of justice.

Is this another excuse to put off being god?

No, no. This is about some rando angel,

flying around, accusing me of being her father.

An angel that we don't know about? Describe her.

I don't know.

Early 20s, resting mean face, loves blaming others,

combative, rebellious, insists that I abandoned her.

Hmm, sounds like someone I know.

- Maybe she is your daughter, luci. - Ha-ha!

Do I need to remind you that angels cannot produce offspring?

And need I remind you of your nephew?

Uh, well, that's different.

You subconsciously wanted to get closer to humanity,

so you lost your powers and made a baby. A human baby!

This girl is an angel!

And I may do a lot of sinful things, but incest is not on the list.

Well, you have certainly slept with plenty of humans, so...

Wait a minute.

If you made an angel child with one of them, then...

Then perhaps there is still a chance

that Charlie could grow to be an angel as well.

Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty!

Oh, yes. The three signs of puberty, acne, pubes and wings.

Can we focus on my problem, please?

Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Well...

Charlie appears to be growing at normal human rate.

So, I think we could assume

that your half-human baby will do the same.

So, the only way that you could be this girl's father is

if you were on earth,

around 20 years ago when she was conceived.

And had sex with a woman.

I just assume that every time you are on earth, you had sex with a woman?

Not always a woman, brother.

True. True.

But were you on earth in the late '90s?

Of course not.

Who wants to visit the '90s?

Frosted tips. Dial-up. Creed!

Oh, hang on.

Hang on. I did pop up to celebrate the end of the '90s.

Falcons, broncos, super bowl, '99, Miami.

Epic party, lots of bodies, very few clothes.

It's starting to sound like congratulations are in order.

Keep the champagne corked, brother.

She is not my daughter!

Rum de de dum da dum dum dum da de da

love how you vibe on it

rum de de dum da dum dum dum da de da

like a song on repeat

hey, daddy.

Now that's where you're mistaken, buddy boy.

I am here to prove that I...

Am nobody's daddy.

My head is in the clouds, that's where I stay, yeah

I'm never coming down, this is my place, yeah

no, you can't touch me now, from outer space, yeah

I'm never slowing down...

Wait, so nobody can see me.

Hey.

What's up, everybody?

So, no one can hear me?

Can you hear me?

Vvhoo.vvhoo.vvhoo!

This really sucks.

Ella. Yes! If any human can see me, you can.

You're the most spiritual person I know. Yes!

Ella!

It's me.

It's Dan.

Can you hear me?

Ella!

Can you hear me?

Ella!

Dan?

Is that you?

Wait, can you smell me?

What...

You recognize my axe bodywash?

Is that what it is? This is great! This is great! I'm right here! Look...

Smell that, come on.

Not only does this report say that you are just a regular old bullfrog,

with zero traces of the supernatural,

you are also stinking up my lab!

Dan!

Thanks for the false hope, buddy.

And just so you know,

she only named you Dan because she misses me.

Can you see me?

Hey.

I feel it too, little guy.

My sixth sense, off the charts.

It's like an m. Night shyamalan movie up in here!

I don't know what's going on.

But I'm going to figure it out.

It's me.

Ella, it's me! That's what you're sensing, I'm right here.

Ella, come on, please!

But first, you, my slimy friend, are in serious need of a spa-day.

Whoo.

Ella...

- Linda? - Yes, hello.

Linda.

Hi!

Hey, has Lucifer stopped by?

Um, I haven't seen him.

Is everything okay?

Oh, um...

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. He just had to run a little errand

before we start our new job in heaven.

And you're worried he's putting it off again?

No, but it's a little weird, he hasn't returned my texts or calls.

I mean, I'm nervous about the god thing, so maybe he is too. He's probably just

off somewhere, trying to

deal with that... it's just that, he hasn't done this since...

February 2nd, 2017.

- Mm-hmm. - When he disappeared to Vegas,

and married candy morningstar.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, but what are the chances he would run off to Vegas

and marry a stripper twice?

Okay. But maybe,

maybe what you're really worried about is maintaining your hard-fought level of

communication and trust.

Yeah. I mean, our relationship, our partnership has come so far,

I just... I just don't know why he wouldn'tjust tell me what he's up to.

Now you're both past the point of guessing games,

why don't you ask him?

Right. Yes, like, um, I'll just find...

Find out where he is, and yeah, I'll just ask him.

There is, um, this app, um, sort of, just tells me where he is.

He is where?

So, I just sent you the info you wanted, you've gotta tell me what this is about.

Call it a finder's fee.

A young lady playing, pin the tail on the daddy,

picked me as the ass.

Well, good thing you're shooting blanks,

or you would have what, 10,000 Lucifer jrs. Running around?

Ten thousand seems a tad superfluous.

Well, you did come down here for one night in the '903

and managed to orgy it up with 36 people.

It was y2k! People were getting jiggy with it, left, right and center.

Anyway, did you manage to locate the women

who gave birth to daughters nine months later?

Yeah, addresses for the four women are in your inbox.

Numero uno is the only one still in Miami,

a dance teacher, Ana Christina Perez del rio.

Excellent.

All I have to do is verify that none of those women's daughters

was the girl that showed up at the penthouse,

then it'll be clear.

There's no way that kid is mine.

Can't wait to watch the re-run on Jerry springer?

Very funny.

Greatjob!

Work it. Work it.

More hips, move those hips. Come on.

Nice job. Yes!

Lucifer?

Never thought I'd see you again.

You haven't changed a bit.

Last time I saw you, you're a Denver bronco's cheerleader.

Yes.

We need to talk.

Do have a bit of salsa, on my chips.

I have missed yourjokes. Mm! And a lot of other things too.

I'm sure you have.

People change, except you, apparently.

Well, I certainly hope I'm the same childless man I was back in '99.

Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox?

Immortality.

You should check out our next class.

I'm here on business and not pleasure.

Is this your daughter?

Kind of hard to tell.

How about now?

What are you playing at?

Well, I'm trying to prove that your daughter isn't also my daughter.

So, if you wouldn't mind showing me a photograph or a picture...

No need to worry Lucifer, I always triple-checked my iud before an orgy.

Lovely, I'm sure you did. Irrespective of that, a picture?

Oh, a tattoo.

Thank me.

I'm not the dad.

One down, three to disprove.

I'm not the father.

She looks refreshingly unfamiliar.

Thank me, I'm not the dad.

I mean, yeah. You, a father?

That'd be disastrous.

I beg your pardon?

You're not the sticking around type.

No offense.

Offense taken.

I'd be a great father, thank you very much.

In fact, I'm about to be world's best dad

to seven billion people, so...

Mm, well.

If you wanna be a dad so bad, maybe there's still time.

My divorce just finalized

and I'm ready to party like it's 1999.

I'm sorry, but I'm not that same male slut

that you had sex with many, many times that night.

I do stick around these days.

Elisa, what are you doing? I told you I've evolved.

Lucifer!

You haven't changed at all.

Chloe!

I can't believe you were halfway across the country

and you didn't even tell me.

I mean, everything between us, I thought you were better than this.

- Better than what? - Than running off again.

Would you marry her, too?

I'm just here to prove she's not the mother of my illegitimate child.

Child?

What child?

Look, a young lady broke into my penthouse

acting like the devil's spawn and claiming to be one to boot.

- But angels can't... - Exactly.

- Exceptamenadiel because... - Right.

So, what, the woman who came to see you?

Is deeply confused, precisely.

We're all good now, right?

No, we're not all good.

All this talk, about being partners, why would you keep this from me?

I didn't see the need to upset you.

Well, your super strength is suggesting otherwise.

Look, I am sorry.

I should have told you.

Just promise me.

No more secrets, okay?

Absolutely. I promise.

Good news is there's only one woman left on the list. So...

What list?

Lucifer, you still here?

Oh, no. This is giving me, like, generic demon bounty hunter vibes.

I want to feel special.

Oh, maze!

Thank god.

I have been looking for someone to talk to all day.

I mean, iwent to visit Ella. Of course, she couldn't see me.

But, I mean, you could see me, right, maze?

Maze?

Maze?

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Dan, the stupid frog can see me, but you can't?

Can somebody please, please, just tell me the rules?

Mm-mm.

No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan.

I don't want to look like Dan.

Oh, yes. That would be a tragedy.

Poor guy. His pants were always so tight.

That's all you have to say? Huh?

The first time anyone said anything about me since I got back,

except to name a stupid frog after me, is to take a dump on my fashion sense?

Well, you know what?

I am glad you can't see me!

And another thing.

Everybody knows that la is way too hot for leather.

Mazel tov.

Mazel tov!

I haven't been to a bris since little baby Sigmund's.

Really?

Yes, the mohel made a freudian snip.

So, maze said the last person on the list works here?

Mm. Esther barnum.

And there she is.

Well, a rabbi.

I can see why you two would have a special connection.

No.

Our special connection lasted about fifteen very shallow minutes.

I doubt I even made an impression.

Lucifer?

I have waited 22 years to tell you how much you changed my life.

For the worse?

You left a Mark on my soul.

You're the reason I became a rabbi.

Oh, because I brought out her deepest desires.

But, it could have happened to anyone.

Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther.

Um, if you wouldn't mind showing us a photograph of your daughter...

Not in a creepy way.

Then we'll be off.

Is this about Mira?

Mira?

Have you heard from her? Did you find her?

Um, did something happen to her?

She ran away.

Five years ago.

I even hired a private detective.

This is one of the last pictures I have of her.

Oh, well, that settles it.

I'll take "I am not the father" for 200, please, Alex.

You barely even looked at the photo.

I don't need to,

because the girl in my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair,

heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows.

That sounds like Mira.

Itdoes?

She was always a troubled girl.

Upset a lot.

And she always wanted to dye her hair.

Why did Mira run away?

She was looking for her father.

And you named me as the unlucky chap.

To be honest, I don't know who her dad is.

I was a different person back then.

Mm. Me too.

I tried to be enough for Mira, but...

She wanted answers.

Missing a child?

It's like missing a part of yourself that can never be replaced.

Well, as a mother myself, I can't imagine what you're going through.

We will help you find your daughter.

Oh, absolutely.

Uh, your daughter,

who definitely, definitely isn't my daughter.

Amenadiel.

You're an angel. You can see me, right?

Amenadiel, please. Come on, man. I just want my friends back.

Amenadiel.

This sucks!

Dan?

Dan, is that you?

Wait, you... you can see me?

Wait, wait, wait. Did Lucifer bring you up here?

No, no, no, no. Some crazy psycho punk rock angel did.

Oh, I heard about her.

Yeah, man, shejust left me here.

She left me here without explaining any of the stupid rules.

Well, what have you been doing, man?

I mean, have you... Have you seen Trixie?

- Uh.. - Chloe?

No, no, no, no, man.

You know, I kind of wanted to figure out

what being a ghost really, really meant first.

You know?

I mean, I didn't want to give Trixie

a coronary popping out of the bathroom mirror or something.

Were you just studying police procedure?

Yeah.

Yeah, man, I made it into the academy, thanks to you.

- What? - Yeah, it meant a lot to me.

You submitted my application.

That's great, man. It's great.

Hey, I'm so...

I'm so sorry about getting upset with you before.

You know, I've been feeling so bad

about the fight that we had right before you...

Died?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've been feeling bad about that too, man.

That's why I didn't come visit.

Yeah. You don't have to explain.

Really. It's okay.

I love you, man.

Right! You're a soul without a body.

Yep. And I guess only angels can see me.

What's up, Dan?

Wait. What?

What? You can actually see me now?

Yeah, I could see you all along. Duh, it's me!

Dammit, maze! I might have figured this out early if you hadn't screwed with me.

Demon love. It's so confusing.

Yeah. You should know.

Oh, man, I'm just so happy I can actually talk to you guys.

I don't know why Lucifer didn't bring you back, man,

but it's... it's great to see you, Dan.

Yeah, we really missed you, bro.

Oh, man.

I missed you guys, too.

Shit. Yeah.

Thank you for flying Lucifer ainnays.

Please ensure your table is in the upright position.

I know mine is.

Hey, Lucifer.

Um, have you flown anyone else before?

Only maze.

Oh, and amenadiel once.

He killed a goose with his face.

Fabio style. It was the highlight of my day.

Oh, if it's any consolation,

it's much more romantic with you in my arms.

Yeah, it's just I've been thinking...

What? About other things we can try midair?

Yes, me too.

No, no. About...

How you've been keeping all this from me because you don't want to upset me.

That's what I said, yes.

Okay, well, you know, it took you a while to

realize your feelings for me.

So, maybe, way deep down, you know that

you and Esther have a thing together.

I mean, it's looking pretty possible that you actualized a child with her.

Mira is not my daughter.

Okay, but if if you and Esther did have a thing, it's totally fine.

Totally okay. Not like I didn't have any relationships before you.

You know, I was... I was married to Dan.

So, just so you know, you can tell me about it.

Right. Well, there has, and never will be anything between Esther and I.

- Okay? - Okay. Okay.

Well, then why do I feel like you're still keeping secrets from me?

What secrets?

You know everything.

A young woman accused me of being her father and, enraged, flew away.

What?

She's an angel? Why wouldn't you tell me that?

I...

I don't know. I must have been distracted.

What, with the death threats and Daniel coming back to earth.

What?

Dan?

Is... is on earth?

Yes.

But he's a ghost, so, you can't see him anyway.

Okay? I thought we were past the point of keeping secrets,

but you clearly cannot help yourself.

Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything.

I gave up everything to be your partner.

We are past keeping secrets.

Then why wouldn't you tell me that you have a daughter?

'Cause it isn't true.

I can't keep a secret if I don't know what the secret is.

But you keep keeping secrets.

Look_.

Look, I know you're upset,

but right now, I think we need to focus on why we're here, okay?

Yes, let's focus on why we're here.

Right.

So, the p! That Esther hired said that he'd heard Mira had worked here,

- but the trail went cold. - So, let's find out why, shall we?

After you.

Hi there. Excuse me, sir. Have you seen this girl?

Uh, it might have been a while ago.

I can't help you.

Well, she's much angstier looking now.

There's some pink in her hair.

And wings, apparently.

We're told that she used to work here.

Uh, what about at the diner?

Well, could she maybe have worked out there?

At the avocado stand?

I ran those dirty hippies out over a year ago. Ain't seen 'em since.

Good riddance.

If you've run out of questions, I'm busy.

Well, actually, Billy Bob...

No, you know, we will take one of these,

and thank you so much for your time.

I was just about to mojo him.

I didn't want to tip them off.

What are we tipping?

He said that he hadn't seen anyone from the avocado farm in a year.

If that's the case, then why is he selling this?

Holy guacamole.

He was lying to us. It's theirs.

Hide one truth, you're probably hiding something else.

Well, I wonder what that something else is.

Looks like we have some hippies to find.

Very once upon a time in Hollywood, isn't it?

Hello there?

Oh. Go, go, go.

We're just looking for a young lady about 21, 22-years-old.

Goes by the name of Mira.

We, um, have a photo of her here, if you want to come take a look.

No one's in trouble, promise. We're just worried about her.

Did you say Mira?

All right. I'm going to Grant you two seconds to get off my property.

I'd point that somewhere else if I were you.

You don't know who you're dealing with.

What are you, cops or something?

Well, actually, I'm about to be a supreme being

and she's about to be first lady to all things.

If you ain't cops, get the hell off my land or I call the cops.

Well, then I'll call social services.

I'm sure they'd love to see what's going on around here.

Everyone's here by choice.

Is that so? Let's ask them, shall we?

Tell me, young lady,

what is it you desire?

I wanna go home!

Shut up. Get back inside.

How dare you treat these children this way?

I've shot trespassers before, I'll do it again.

Lucifer!

Lucifer?

Lucifer?

Lucifer!

Oh, my god. Are you okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine, but

this neanderthal has soiled my di Stefano!

Oh, dear.

You don't still have amenadiel's necklace, do you?

Ooh!

Now, their parents can't protect them, so you'll have to deal with me.

Okay, Lucifer, put him down.

What did you do with Mira? Did you hurt her too?

She's not here.

Where is she? Tell me!

It's okay. We got him.

Then where is she?

We will find her.

We will.

Thank you.

So, most of the kids are runaways.

They were forced to work in the orchards.

They weren't able to leave or call their friends or family.

What's going to happen to them?

Be reconnected with loved ones or find safe homes.

Right, well, there's no sign of Mira.

Perhaps, she didn't end up here after all.

Yeah.

Um, this drawing...

It's almost identical to the one in the photo.

Did Mira draw it?

Mira, the girl that I'm looking for, did she draw this picture?

We don't mean Mira any harm. But she was here, wasn't she?

Do you know where she is now?

She met a guy online.

She ran away to be with him.

How wonderful. She goes from a cult

to a relationship with an online stranger.

I don't know what's worse.

Do you know the guy's name?

Rob Daniel, I think.

Mira mentioned something about San Francisco.

Okay, great. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, and...

If you need anything, anything at all, just say a little prayer.

I plan to be a boots on the ground type of god.

Thank you.

So, I have an address for a Rob Daniel in San Francisco.

Great. Shall we?

But actually, I'll send you the address,

but I think maybe you should go on your own.

You're not still mad about Esther, are you?

No. No.

I thought you were hiding feelings for Esther, but I saw you back there.

How you reacted.

I think I know why you're so scared.

You think that Mira might actually be your daughter, don't you?

Chloe...

I mean, what if she actually is?

That means I let all of this happen to her.

This is not your fault, Lucifer.

You didn't know.

Why does that even matter?

What matters is what you do going fonnard, of what we do.

If you go to San Francisco and Mira is

the girl who showed up at your penthouse,

if she really is your daughter,

we will figure this out together, okay? As partners.

I may not be certain of a lot right now, but one thing is for sure.

I have never loved anyone the way I love you, Chloe Decker.

Go, find her.

Bloody hell.

Pervert.

What are you, 72?

I don't know what's going on, but for the record, I'm 43.

Where is she?

Hey, get out of my house!

Mira!

Mira!

Dad?

You're not the girl from my penthouse.

Who are you?

Not Mira's father.

Well, I am, and I'll call the cops if you don't leave.

You're Mira's father.

But I thought you were some basement dweller,

catfishing young ladies on the Internet.

Right.

I owe you an apology. Both of you. This has been an embarrassing mistake.

Mira, call your mother. She's worried about you.

Sheis?

I thought about contacting her a million

times, but I was so angry when I ran away.

I said such awful things. It's...

I didn't think she wanted to see me.

But she never stopped looking for you.

I will call her today.

Right.

Wait.

How do you know my mother?

There's a chance, I thought I might have 18 years of child support

due to 15 shallow minutes at a super bowl orgy.

You must be Lucifer morningstar.

I spent years looking into the men who could have been my father

and you're the only one I couldn't find.

Well, that's because I was in hell.

Not exactly on Google maps, is it?

But I'm glad that you found your real father.

The best day of my life, when she showed up on my doorstep.

Well, not at first.

To be honest, I thought I was being scammed.

Well, what changed your mind?

How did you realize that she was yours?

You know, I think it was the first moment I looked into her eyes.

Just felt it in my gut.

When I was young

I thought the world of you

you were all

And I saw you again

but I won't

think of...

I miss my daddy.

I know you do.

Won't be enough don't let me go

stay by my side

don't let me go

stay with me still

Take me back.

Take you back where?

To hell.

I know why you didn't bring me up here, Lucifer.

Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie,

not being able to hug them, it's worse than hell.

Please, please take me back.

Daniel...

I'm so sorry, but

once you reached the mortal plane, you became intangible.

I can't carry you back even if I wanted to.

And I do, believe me.

So, what? I'm just stuck here?

I could kill this stupid angel who brought me up here.

Don't blame her.

She was just looking for me.

Yeah, to kill you.

No, I'm not sure she knows the whole story.

Neither do I, for that matter.

Because if I'd known she existed, there's no way I...

Let's just say, I know better than anyone

what it's like to grow up with an absent father.

Wait, are you saying...

Lucifer, are you saying what I think you're saying?

When I stared into her eyes,

it was...

It was so familiar.

Like, I knew her like, I...

Like I knew her.

I don't know how it's possible, Daniel, but...

She is my daughter.

Wow.

That's great, man.

Congratulations! Having a daughter, it's...

It's the best.

I think I may have screwed my chance

of making things up with her by acting like a dick.

Yeah, but you gotta try, man.

I mean, if there's one thing that I've learned coming back

is that you got to take advantage of the time

you have with your kid before it all goes away.

And you're lucky because because she's still out there.

Somewhere.

Go, get her.

Only problem is, she could have flown anywhere by now.

Goodnight, sweetie.

Lucifer?

Dan?

Who are you?

Hi, mom.

Mom?