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I am a passenger

and I ride and I ride

I ride through the city's backsides

I see the stars come out of the sky

yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky

you know it looks so good tonight

I am a passenger

I stay under glass

I see the stars come out tonight

I see the bright and hollow sky

over the city's ripping sky

and everything looks good tonight

oh.

- What can I do for you, officer? - Do you know why I pulled you over?

Yes. I wasn't paying enough attention to the road and I apologize.

I've got a lot on my mind.

This is my last night in la.

Wait.

I know you.

Probably, I used to work for the LAPD.

- Is that right? - Oh, yes.

Crime solving devil.

It was great fun, but that's over now.

Since the war.

Oh, you were in the sandbox?

Uh, more of a football stadium, a month ago.

Fought against my brother and his host of angels for the throne of heaven.

It was all very biblical.

- Did you win? - Well, iwon.

But not without having to fly into the silver city

to save my girlfriend, burn up,

prove to myself I was worthy, stop burning and...

Yeah, anyway, long story short, now I'm the big man.

So... I just pulled over god?

Well, not quite, I still have to ascend to the silver city

and sit on the throne, I do that tomorrow.

Hold on a minute.

I do know you.

You're the officer who likes to drive fast with his siren on.

Yeah, I was afraid you wouldn't recognize me.

Oh! Man, I am so glad I'm running into you again.

- I have to thank you. - Well, I hope you bought yourself

something pretty with that money I gave you.

Oh, isure did!

Got that sweet foxtail for my bike antennae right there.

I got that and, uh, like a ton of cocaine.

- Oh! - Yeah!

Oh, man, it is liberating.

Chasing my desires like that, changed my life.

Marvelous! Well, that's the kind of personal touch.

I hope to be scaling up as ruler of the universe.

Yeah.

Well, it wasn't all good, you know...

I, uh... I got into trouble at work a lot so...

I will be riding that bike for the rest of my career.

And my wife left me.

She took the house.

You know, but my new house is a boat.

Yeah! A lot of great characters down by the Marina.

Woo! Man, do they like to drink.

Do they?

Anyways, I am so glad that I got to thank you.

Well, you are... more than welcome.

You got any more of that money like last time?

La la la la

la la la la la la la la

Wow.

Hello, Chloe.

I'm still not used to you calling me that.

- What, don't you like it? - No! I love it.

- Shall we? - Yeah.

Can't wait to show you this.

Can't wait to see it!

Believe it or not,

this is the world's only private club for magicians.

You know, apart from the one I started with Rasputin.

The Romanovs were furious.

Dai Vernon.

- Do you know who dai Vernon is? - Mm-mm.

- The professor? Doesn't matter. - Mm.

Dai Vernon challenge a young David Copperfield

to a drinking contest at that bar right there.

1971, I refereed.

Really? Who won?

Well, me, of course.

I couldn't help myself.

Oh, my gosh. I don't believe it. Look over there in the corner.

That is Jon Armstrong,

one of the greatest card magicians in the world.

- Huh. - This way.

Oh!

Be on the lookout for secret passages. Shh!

You know, I've always wanted to come here.

- And you do look amazing, but... - Thank you.

You know, magic for our last night?

What could be more magical than magic?

I don't know. Isn't magicjust a little goofy?

Goofy? It's skill, cunning, and deception

without actually telling a lie.

- What's not to love? - Oh! Hello.

So, like everywhere you look, there's a puzzle to solve.

But no, we're not going to solve anything.

When you know how the tricks work, it ruins everything.

Thank you, bones.

Have you lost weight?

Shall we?

I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me to hang out here all night,

surrounded by mysteries and not try to figure out how everything works?

Chloe, you are a truth seeker. That's what made you a great detective.

But me, I'm a wonder seeker.

You seek... wonder?

Well, also drugs, debauchery and now certain extinct whiskeys.

But yes. So tonight you're just gonna have to enjoy the wonder with me.

- Cheers! - Mm.

Oh, so I understand...

Tomorrow you'll become god.

And then you'll know how everything works, right?

No, I think it's very sweet

that you want to spend with me your last night of wonder.

Right, yes, about that...

I was thinking on the drive over,

do we really need to start tomorrow?

I mean, we're having so much fun.

Grandma Penelope's hearts grown three times the size.

Thanks to her time with Trixie.

Why don't we just extend our vacation a little longer?

Well, I mean, yes, we're having fun, and it's been great.

But you've already pushed the coronation once.

And I mean, don't we have to get up there?

Well, eventually.

It's not like the sky is going to fall in on itself or anything.

- Are you sure? Because I feel... - Mm! Mm, mm, mm.

Hold that thought. It's starting. Come on.

This is why we are here tonight.

The final show of magnar the magnificent.

This guy. His act looks like a hundred years old.

One hundred twenty, to be precise.

The first magnar created one of the most flawless acts in all of magic.

Then he handed the mantle down to his protege.

And it has been handed down ever since.

And tonight, in a super exclusive show,

- its... - It's being handed down again.

You just can't help yourself, can you?

Mr. Morningstar!

Right this way.

Cannot wait!

And for this...

Final act on stage.

I will literally conquer death...

And emerge...

Resu rrected!

Ooh!

- She's locked it. - Mm!

Oh!

So obviously, there must be some mechanism in the box...

Shh! Chloe, please. We're not solving any mysteries tonight.

Oh!

Resurrection!

He's good, isn't he?

All right, everybody, just stay calm and try not to touch anything.

This is an active crime scene now. We have everything under control.

Poor magnar!

Still, at least he died knowing his illusion was never revealed.

Do you hear that?

Is that coming from inside the box?

You said not to touch anything.

What? No. Open it.

What the hell is going on?

Magnar!

He's done it again.

Erika, how could you miss your cue?

But if he's alive there, then who's that?

Oh, god!

Jared holbrook.

My protege.

So, this is how the trick is performed?

You stay hidden in the box, and then he emerges here

dressed as you and then takes your bow?

Yes. He's hidden in there

the entire time.

When we show the audience that it's empty,

the interior is actually painted to give a false sense of depth...

Are you all right, my boy?

He just does not like to hear how the tricks are performed.

I most certainly do not.

But I'm sure that there's more that I remain blissfully unaware of.

- No, that's pretty much it. - Oh!

So, do you know of anyone who would want to hurt Jared

- or anyone who was angry with him? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't say anything else, dad.

I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't have to answer any of these questions.

Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer.

Not now, dad.

Oh, no worries there because we're not actually the police.

Right, Chloe?

No, currently no, we're not.

Well, then I'd appreciate my dad

not being harassed with questions until the cops do arrive.

I can't believe it.

Six. Weeks.

Of dragging my bag to Lucifer-and-Chloe-less crime scenes,

and now boom!

You guys are witnesses.

Oh! This is so amazing.

I mean, ugh, horrible way to end a date

and, you know, horrible for the dead guy,

but not horrible for me.

Or does that sound horrible?

It's nice to see you too, Ms. Lopez.

It must be so weird being on the other side of things for once, huh?

- Hmm. - Takes a little getting used to.

Yeah, that's for sure.

So how are things going with, um, Carol?

Good. I mean, he's no you guys but...

Ms. Decker, Mr. Morningstar, it's funny to see you here.

Good to see you. And no need to be so formal.

Um, any friend of Dan's is...

You know, I'm glad you could transfer in.

Department's in good hands.

Yeah. I mean, I have big shoes to fill, Dan's and yours,

but thank you so much for securing the crime scene, keeping everybody calm.

I'm not sure I even have to work this case, between you and Ella.

Lucky for us, you do.

Which means Chloe doesn't have to be a detective anymore.

I don't have to have magic ruined for the rest of my life.

And we can still make the 8:30 show in the parlor.

So if you don't mind...

You know, we probably have to hang here,

because we were witnesses to the murder, right, Carol?

Yeah, unfortunately, she's correct.

I'm going to have to get your statement before you can be released.

That's fantastic news.

All right, so who wants to be tickled by Satan's whiskers?

Ooh!

There were no "queen of hell" themed cocktails.

- Couldn't find the right pun. - That's okay.

I've been tickled by those whiskers before.

Me, too.

Well, you two really are made for each other, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

Cheers, you guys!

Wow! You really went all out, Linda.

Yeah, well, it's not every day that my best friend and her girlfriend

- depart this mortal plane to rule hell. - Mm.

So, Eve, have you ever actually been there?

Mm-mm, I have not.

But, what an amazing adventure, huh?

From heaven to hell.

And everywhere in between.

And this time I'll have the best partner with me.

So, are you ladies ready to leave tomorrow?

I mean, I'll be free to fly you down right after Lucifer's coronation.

Hell, yeah, I'm ready.

My maziqueen is going to rule that throne.

I'm gonna make you proud.

Subjugating scum, grinding my siblings under my boot.

So, Eve, have you given any thought as to

what you'll be doing while maze is ruling?

I'm going to support my girl in all her work.

She's gonna be the greatest queen ever.

That's great, but what will that actually look like for you?

Will you also be subjugating scum?

I don't know, I mean...

I'll figure it out when we get there.

Yeah.

Huh, okay.

Uh...

Okay. Well, it's time for appetizers.

I made deviled eggs.

- Ooh! - Let's do that.

Yeah.

Ms. Lopez, when do you think we'll be wrapping up?

I'm not sure. I spoke with magnar and...

He explained that for this particular illusion,

only one of the dueling sabers is actually sharp.

The one they use to cut the apple with on stage.

But this one was also sharp,

Which means the killer prepared it.

Totally premeditated.

Oh, right.

Sorry. Old habits.

Not your problem anymore.

No. Now, my problem is I know about fake dueling sabers.

Look, I just need this over and done as quickly as possible,

so Chloe and I can continue our wonder-seeking date.

You guys are absolutely adorbs.

I really do miss you.

Family business. I get it.

You're in my prayers,

for what that's worth.

What do you mean for what that's worth?

I thought that was worth a lot to you, Ms. Lopez.

Another crisis of faith?

Oh, no, that was so two years ago.

I definitely still believe, it's just...

Okay, this might sound absolutely crazy,

but...

Lately I've been praying a lot,

and it feels like nobody's listening.

Like, the big guy'sjust not there or something.

I know it's so do-do headed.

I mean, like, as if that could really happen, right? No way!

Yes.

That would be do-do headed.

So, the act has a live chicken and a live butterfly.

This is all very helpful.

Hey! Haven't seen you around here before.

I'm Keaton call.

You probably know me from my Instagram account,

bromagic69!

I don't...

Well, four million other people do.

Hey, if you want to see the future of magic,

check out my profile.

Okay. Yeah. I'll... I'll definitely do that.

You know, if magnar had, maybe his apprentice would still be alive.

Not saying that, my work saves lives but...

So, you know magnar?

-Huh.!

I was his apprentice before Jared.

Yeah.

Eh, Jared.

That could have been me getting stabbed if I hadn't discovered social media.

I mean, my problem is I'm an innovator.

I see the future. All these other old fogeys, they're stuck in the past.

Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up.

Agt. Vegas.

Magnar's climbing into coffins, I'm on a rocket.

Wow! Magnar must be reallyjealous of all your success.

You walking away and blowing up, while he stays a small insider act.

Magnar... nah!

Look, a lot of people are jealous of me.

- Ah! Are you kidding me? - Of course.

Not magnar. Magnar is a sweet old man.

Me and him are still tight.

I had his pre-show ritual with him tonight.

- We had a "magnar Mai Tai," the usual! - Oh!

So, you saw him arrive?

How close to show time does he have that drink?

He goes from the car to the barstool to the curtain.

Always has.

Hey, I really dig how into talking to me you are.

And it kind of feels like we're already dating.

I mean, we're already accessorizing alike.

What?

Have a, have a good night. Thanks.

- Can I talk to you a second? - Oh, sure.

Yes, uh, can you excuse me for just a moment?

- What's up? Everything okay? - Yeah, yeah.

So I think I have an alibi for magnar.

Another magician was with him from the time he got here

until the start of the show.

So you really need to talk to him and see if...

Did you already talk to him?

I'm so sorry. You're a good detective. Just ignore me.

- Pretty okay. - Mm-hmm.

Listen, I appreciate the help.

I really do. But you don't have to stay, okay?

Don't let this ruin your night.

- Everything is under control. - That is good news.

I'm sure it's in very capable hands, detective...

You. So, shall we, Chloe?

- Uh, yeah. - Hold up!

I just confirmed. Jared was killed sometime in the last two hours.

And no one's left since then.

So you should keep holding everybody.

And that door's the only way out.

Well, except for the secret passages.

No, that is a myth. We talked to everyone.

Which means the killer is still in the building.

Locked room mystery, you guys.

So, who's up for an all-nighter?

Jared was about to inherit, from what I understand is

a pretty legendary role in magic.

Did that create anyjealousy?

Jealousy? Of Jared?

Are you kidding? That couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

And your relationship with him, would you say it was free of conflict?

Mm-hmm.

Jared was a great collaborator.

He was talking about helping me develop my own stage show.

I've heard Jared described as "well-liked," would you agree?

Jared wasn'tjust well liked. He was respected.

Hell, even I can't deny the guy had chops.

I've heard he was set to cash in on some big Netflix series about magnar.

And this is your first time here?

First time? Yes, yes.

Wait, is there anyone else new here?

Is that a clue? No, not that... It's my place to ask anymore,

but... but is it?

So let's just start with what you were doing before the event this evening?

Oh, that's easy. I was bribing a motorcycle cop.

You were bribing a police officer?

Indeed. Not for the first time.

If you ask him, I'm sure he'll corroborate.

He's a bit of an over sharer.

And up until recently,

- you consulted for the LAPD. - Mm-hmm.

And you also claim that you're the devil?

Was the devil. God now. Well, nearly.

Tonight's event was a pretty intimate one.

How did you get an invite?

I've been a member here since it first opened.

- In 1963? - Sounds about right.

And how old would you say you are again?

Oh, well, time works very differently in hell.

So, probably have to go with ageless.

He's just sensitive about his age.

I mean, even I don't know the real number.

And just out of curiosity, um, how are you with swords?

Oh, bit rusty.

Although, I did recently defeat a yakuza boss in a duel.

And I did stab a man through the heart once.

Well, that's quite the coincidence,

because that is exactly how Jared was killed.

Fascinating.

Though I used a demon blade. This was a sword so...

Not really relevant, I suppose.

It's all very complicated.

Best not to dwell.

Bring out the devil in me

hey! What did you say in there?

The truth, it's what I always tell everyone.

I know. And I love you for that.

But I think because of what you said to Carol,

that you're his number one suspect now.

What? That's absurd.

I'd never kill a magician.

Well, a mentalist maybe, but not an artist like Jared.

Well, I know that, and you know that.

But Carol, he's by the book.

He's not going to let you off just on my word alone,

so I really think there's only one thing we can do.

Go home, have sex, fall asleep and never think about him again?

No, solve this case on our own.

What?

Your alibi checked out.

Yeah, motorcycle cop called and confirmed your story.

Really?

Yeah, I mean, he's been suspended now, but you're no longer a suspect.

Well, that's... that's great!

Carol! I just got some reallyjuicy gossip.

Well, it's actually a clue.

God, isn't it just so interesting

how there's always so much insider-y drama

no matter what the industry, even the toy industry...

- They have spies. - Even the toy industry,

would you just give us one second?

- Ella, what's the clue? - Oh, right.

So, the club books rooms in their hotel for its acts

- when they come to perform. - Right.

But assistant Erika didn't get booked in her own room.

And when victim Jared ordered room service,

- it was charged on Erika's... - Her credit card.

So they're having an affair that she didn't disclose to me.

- Maybe time to talk to her again. - Thanks, lo, thank you.

Sure.

Well...

This is just fantastic.

Look at this. Everything is so elaborate.

And it actually got me thinking...

This is what I'm going to do.

What? Go way too hard on food puns?

No! Dinner parties.

Just parties of all kinds.

You know, like I did in the silver city.

You could rule hell, and I could run the social calendar.

I could meet everyone, and I can, you know, just, um,

bring in all the happiness and fun and good times, you know.

Hell could definitely use... Some of that.

Yeah.

Honey, who are you going to bring fun to?

The tortured damned souls?

Yeah!

Well, it's not just damned souls, right?

- I mean, it's your siblings too, maze. - Right.

That's right. Thank you, Linda.

I get to hang out with your family. Amazing.

Yeah, no. They're walking, talking garbage.

I'm keeping you far away from them.

Just so I'm clear.

What is it that you picture me doing exactly?

Just cleaning and cooking for just you?

'Cause that sounds incredibly lonely, maze.

Are you saying that I'm not enough for you?

Not at all what I'm saying. Don't twist my words.

You always do this when you're angry.

Well, you're telling me I make you feel lonely.

- I mean, how twisted is that? - I'm joining the police force.

- What? - Yeah.

I've been in the police academy for a while now.

And it's going well.

Dan's parting gift. He put the application in for me.

That's great. But we should get back to maze...

Why the hell didn't you tell me?

Well, I guess I just wanted to see how...

You know, everything was going to work out first and...

And honestly, I thought that you would do nothing but make fun of me.

Oh, I will, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you.

Go ahead, tell us all about the academy.

Oh. Well...

Erika, I'm a little confused.

You neglected to tell me that you were in relationship with the victim.

Well, it's not that confusing.

I didn't tell you because it makes me look bad.

Why would it make you look bad?

- Everyone I talked to loved Jared. - Yeah, right.

"Mr. Popular" with the guys. Maybe.

I don't know if you know this, but magic is a huge boys club.

I really thought Jared was different.

I thought he saw my talent.

He made you promises, didn't he?

Jared told me that he would produce my solo act.

But once magnar made the decision to retire...

Suddenly, Jared wasn't talking about my career anymore.

And that is why you thought it would make you look bad.

Angry side-piece.

Tossed away as soon as the dead guy hits it big.

You're going to tell me that doesn't look bad?

-What're you doing? {935951

he thinks it's her.

Well, I hope it bloody is. So we can finally get on with our date.

No, something isn't adding up. I can feel it in my gut.

Well, maybe your gut hasn't been receiving its e-mails,

but the rest of you is retired. This is Carl's job now.

- Carol. - What?

- Carol. - Really? Ooh.

Lucifer, he's got the wrong person.

We have to solve this or an innocent woman might go tojail.

Ella, did we get any physical evidence off the body?

Oh, actually, I can't really get into that right now.

Decker, this is killing me, but you're not on the team anymore.

Ms. Lopez makes an excellent point. We are here seeking wonder, not truth.

Remember? Ooh!

Look, that man just pulled a card out of nowhere.

Wondrous.

Oh, did you check the victim's clothing?

For any secret compartments, pockets, anything?

Right.

Because it's not just about checking for normal dead guy stuff,

it's about checking for magician dead guy stuff.

Oh, man, I could totally do a panel on this at the next forensicon.

- Brilliant. - Nice.

You're really helping with this investigation, aren't you?

Well, it's like you said. I'm a truth seeker.

Chloe, look, I know you miss being a detective,

but we're at a different stage of our lives now.

Well, are we? I mean, you just told me

that you've delayed the next stage again.

Look, this isn't easy on me either.

I'm starting a new dayjob in heaven, and the commute daily alone.

- Understood. - Right.

And all I'm trying to say is that

I just think that there might be some deeper reasons behind these excuses

and that maybe we should talk about them because you can't put this off forever.

Bingo!

Sort of.

I found a bead. Tucked up in a secret pocket

like you said, up in his sleeve.

But magnar's costume doesn't have any beadwork on it.

So maybe this is just part of a trick.

No, it's not magic. It's good police work.

I think we may have cracked the case.

Uh, care to clue in the actual police person on what that means?

No? Cool.

Huh...

Ms. Lopez, a question?

I don't have a thing for Carol at all.

- I don't think he's cute. - That wasn't the question.

- Oh. - But when you said

you didn't feel god's presence anymore...

Is that such a bad thing?

Uh, yeah, dude.

I mean, being ever-present is god's whole thing.

That's what makes "the big guy" the big guy.

He's always there.

Right. But surely he can't be "always" there.

I mean, doesn't god have personal matters to attend to?

The odd round of golf? Or...

- Spending time with loved ones? - That's the best part.

He's not like you and me.

We are all god's loved ones.

And no matter what he's doing, the only thing,

the only thing that god cares about is caring about us.

Well, not the only thing. He did quite like NCIS.

It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done.

If you are mister Rogers or some sleazeball Internet troll,

he is there for everyone.

Or at least he's supposed to be.

Indeed.

We're already accessorizing alike.

What's that on your wrist?

Yeah, what is that?

On her wrist?

We found a bead from one of your bracelets

on Jared's body.

Your actual bracelet. Not one of the cheap plastic handouts.

What are you talking about?

Maybe you lost it in the struggle.

Whoa, chill out, Nancy drew. Why would I want to hurt Jared?

I already told you. I didn't want to be magnar.

Wonderful. Can you please?

Ugh.

When in Rome...

Tell me, Duran Duran.

What is it you truly desire?

I want to be magnar.

Do you?

Uh... how?

Okay, fine. I've always wanted to be magnar, but...

The truth is, I'm not cut out for the stage.

Do you know how many viewing angles you have to cover?

Instagram, man. It's way easier.

You just set up the camera in the perfect angle.

Do it as many times as you need. Let the likes pour in.

Oh, so I see.

You weren't a good enough magician to be like magnar.

Hey, hey, I'm a great magician.

On Instagram.

You know what?

That's okay.

You know what?

You should have thought of that before you killed Jared.

Turn around. You're under arrest.

- Turn around! - Ms. Decker!

Can I talk to you for a second?

So uncle hanjobadiel, the "angel of giving"

left us with a gift of a $4,000 plumbing bill.

Oh, my god.

Well, that's just the kind of thing that happens

when you have hundreds of celestial family members..

Oh, I'm sorry, Eve.

I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject.

I know how complicated it is between you and your family, maze.

It's complicated enough when humans meet their partners families,

but when it's celestial, it's so much bigger.

It really bothers me that you don't want me spending time with your family.

Maze, it's important to discuss these issues...

And it's important for us to eat this ice cream torture cake before it melts.

I don't want to talk about hell.

- Maze. - Linda.

- Amenadiel. - Linda...

- Stop... - I don't want to talk about it

because I don't want to go.

You don't want to go to hell?

Look, I hate to disappoint you.

I know how excited you are for me to be queen, but...

I like it here.

I don't want to go to hell either.

I just thought going home would make you happy.

I don't need to go home to be happy.

You're my hell.

I love bounty hunting here.

It, it, it's so much better when they're still alive.

You know, you can really feel the fear.

Fear! I know! That's... I love that part too.

And I love what we do after even more.

Yes!

I love you. I, I, I love our life. I, I, I could do this forever.

- Forever? - Yeah, I could marry you tomorrow.

Okay.

Uh, I mean...

Not tomorrow, but...

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Hell, yeah.

Did we just get engaged?

Oh, my god!

Oh, I love you.

Ms. Decker,

with all due respect,

I cannot have you tampering with this investigation.

Mm-hmm. And with all due respect, detective,

I think I just found your killer for you.

- He had motive, opportunity... - And an alibi.

He was performing magic for several women

during the window of time of the murder.

And they all have the bracelets to prove it.

Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika.

I saw her body language when you interrogated her.

She was sad, resigned, but she wasn't angry.

I agree.

And she also has a bracelet.

Ms. Decker.

Chloe...

I am in a tough situation here.

Now, you and I both know that the killer is still in this room,

but I have no clues and I have no leads.

And I cannot hold everyone here

on the basis of suspicion alone much longer.

While I do not appreciate you running a parallel investigation

for the entire evening,

I would truly appreciate your thoughts now.

Of course. Um...

So if the killer isn't Keaton, the bead had to be planted.

The killer had to know to get the right kind of bead,

not one of the cheap plastic handouts.

So it's premeditated.

It's a, it's a frame job.

Right. Which means the killer wanted to remove magnar's current

and former apprentice, too, but the question is, "why?"

The magnar name? It's worth a lot of money.

I heard a lot of whispers about a, a media deal in the works,

but when I asked magnar about it, he said he'd never sell.

He said Jared would never sell either.

Wait, so if magnar won't sell and neither would Jared,

how did this deal get done? I mean, who, who benefits?

Wait, what kind of law did you say the son practices?

No, back up, buddy.

Okay, everybody.

Let's all stay cool.

Oh, cool? You know what's cool?

A billion dollar franchise is cool, but no, magic's not cool.

- It's art, right, dad? - Is that what this is about?

- Money? - It's about your legacy.

And I was gonna help you bring it in to every home in the world.

But instead, you cut me out and anointed Jared to honor

the traditions and all that bullshit.

- That's what happened with Jared. - Mm-hmm.

He wouldn't play ball with your media deal?

Oh, the deal was done.

All Jared had to do was sign and cash checks.

But not Jared. He's just as stubborn as the last magnar.

Wait, so you sharpened a sword that was supposed to be dull?

And you framed Keaton

'cause you knew that he'd be next in line?

And because of his media savvy,

you knew he could make a deal of his own?

This is all your fault.

Every bit of this is your fault.

You and your selfishness!

"Selfishness?"

All you ever cared about was your own greed and desire.

You are the one who's selfish.

He doesn't care about the consequences. And look at what you've done!

You are not worthy of your father's legacy.

Think about it, Alan.

Just drop the knife. You know there's no way out of here.

That's where you're wrong.

I may not be a magician.

But I grew up here.

No! No! Damn it.

No! No!

Somebody find me something to pry this open with now!

Open that door now! Hurry!

Chloe?

Chloe!

Chloe!

If you harm one hair on her head, I swear I will break every...

What?

Amenadiel's necklace.

You kept it.

It helped me survive an angel-demon war.

So I thought it might come in handy again.

So just to be clear, you were never actually in any danger,

and you could have gotten away at any moment?

Well, I needed a confession.

Once the detective, always the detective.

Yeah.

To being right.

Because I solved the case?

No, because I was right about the secret passageways.

Yeah.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought I put that

in my safe with azrael's blade?

- Yeah, you did. - Hmm.

I shouldn't have taken it.

Why did you?

It's kind of hard to explain.

After so many years of being a cop, and walking around every day, armed.

I just felt weirdly naked...

Without a way to defend myself. But you're right. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have taken it without asking you.

You can have it back.

Ah, well, as much as I enjoy the mental image

of you walking around weirdly naked...

You should keep it.

Especially since we'll be here on earth a little longer.

Lucweh

I heard what you said to magnar's son.

And you have to understand you are not the same as him.

You are worthy of your father's legacy.

This isn't so much an issue of worth.

It's more an issue ofjob description.

God needs to be selfless, he needs to care about all of humanity.

You, you died for me.

I mean, what could be more selfless than that?

Oh, you see. That's just it.

I love you, Chloe Decker.

I'd do anything for you.

Except give you up.

Give us up.

What do you mean?

Much as I claim to know what will happen to me

when I become god, I don't.

I'm scared.

I'm scared of...

What it'll mean for us.

Well, I'm not scared.

I love you, too, Lucifer morningstar.

And I have faith that you'll figure this out.

- You do? - Yeah.

Are we going to talk about it?

Yeah, I know.

The hellfire queso was a disaster.

Everyone was trying to be so polite about it.

But I saw maze dump hers in the spider plant.

Wait, we're not talking about the queso?

I mean, how you spent the entire night

probing and prodding at maze and Eve's relationship issues.

I was just encouraging them to work through some unresolved issues.

Uh-huh. And why were you doing that?

Because I'm a good friend.

And an even better therapist. I mean, you saw.

From almost broken up to engaged over a single dinner.

I mean... I should put that on my website.

Linda, you are a great therapist. And you did help them.

You did.

But you see, iwonder if some of that was

maybe for your own benefit as well?

Well, maybe...

You're not so bad a therapist yourself.

Okay, I admit.

I admit it, but after god himself has been

on my couch, it's very difficult to go back to normal problems.

It's like, "okay, I'm sorry you slept with your yoga teacher 'again'."

But I helped save the universe.

So you thought you would get a rush from some celestial therapy

one last time before they head south?

Linda...

Yeah. Listen, uh...

Nobody understands better than me how earthly things can feel small.

I mean, I was a warrior angel fighting for the silver city,

and now, I'm in training to be a beat cop.

Okay?

But you want to know what I've learned?

What?

No problem is too small.

Whatever good deed you do in the world,

whether it's helping someone on your block, or...

I don't know, throwing some elaborate dinner party for your friends,

you are just as much of a hero as you are

fighting a war for the throne of heaven.

Every act matters.

That's very insightful.

But I don't know if I'm there yet.

Or if I ever will be.

- Out. - Are you kidding?

- Yes, it is. - Come on, that was totally in.

- Did you not hear me? - You going for the head right here?

You were going here?

What's the score?

Hey. There you are, buddy. What's up?

What's the plan this time?

I'm... I'm sorry, Daniel.

I can't think of anything new. I've just come to check in.

Check in? On what?

Nothing's changed.

I'm still in hell. It's still sucks. Belios still sucks.

Ping-pong is not his game, dude.

Hey, I'm getting better.

Bro, it's been almost a thousand years down here,

and you still can't keep a volley going. So...

Daniel, I have commanded the demons to not torture you.

You are the first soul ever in this purgatory.

I've invented an entirely new afterlife for you.

So I apologize if belios' serve isn't up to snuff.

It's more my backhand that's weak.

Look, I'm sorry.

I know you're the one stuck here.

You know, I've tried every door.

Hell, I even tried, tried the one that guy Lee walks through.

Lee's door was a metaphor for his own guilt...

I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer.

Right.

And I know that we're all tortured by our own guilt down here,

but you know as well as I do that I've dealt with all my guilt.

So why am I still here?

Why was that guy able to make it into heaven

and literally, no one else.

Why not me?

I don't know.

Well, it seems pretty simple to me.

Just stop screwing around and go be god.

Then you can just, like, beam me up.

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, we have been through this.

If I act against your wishes, no matter how unconscious those are,

then that is the end of free will.

Which I cannot do.

You know what, man?

Every time you come down here, you give me hope.

And every time...

You disappoint me, you let me down.

You know what that is?

That's torture.

Daniel.

Don't come back here unless you actually have the answer.

As you wish.

See that?

That's never happened before.

You think it means something?

I doubt it.

Nothing ever changes around here.

Look in my eyes, they lie

went to he” a couple of times

I'm the joker, I'm the devil

I'm a demon, I'm a rebel

I've gone mad

don't try to understand

I'm the joker, I'm the devil

I'm a demon, I'm a rebel

I've gone mad