1 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,438 I am a passenger 2 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,234 and I ride and I ride 3 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,988 I ride through the city's backsides 4 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,116 I see the stars come out of the sky 5 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,703 yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky 6 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:40,040 you know it looks so good tonight 7 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,050 I am a passenger 8 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,679 I stay under glass 9 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,353 I see the stars come out tonight 10 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,274 I see the bright and hollow sky 11 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,569 over the city's ripping sky 12 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:12,447 and everything looks good tonight 13 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,283 oh. 14 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,720 - What can I do for you, officer? - Do you know why I pulled you over? 15 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,914 Yes. I wasn't paying enough attention to the road and I apologize. 16 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,082 I've got a lot on my mind. 17 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,835 This is my last night in la. 18 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,628 Wait. 19 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,172 I know you. 20 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,592 Probably, I used to work for the LAPD. 21 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,635 - Is that right? - Oh, yes. 22 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,012 Crime solving devil. 23 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,888 It was great fun, but that's over now. 24 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,223 Since the war. 25 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,468 Oh, you were in the sandbox? 26 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,060 Uh, more of a football stadium, a month ago. 27 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,522 Fought against my brother and his host of angels for the throne of heaven. 28 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,607 It was all very biblical. 29 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,108 - Did you win? - Well, iwon. 30 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,961 But not without having to fly into the silver city 31 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,612 to save my girlfriend, burn up, 32 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,114 prove to myself I was worthy, stop burning and... 33 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,117 Yeah, anyway, long story short, now I'm the big man. 34 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,829 So... I just pulled over god? 35 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,749 Well, not quite, I still have to ascend to the silver city 36 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,472 and sit on the throne, I do that tomorrow. 37 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,919 Hold on a minute. 38 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,588 I do know you. 39 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:13,133 You're the officer who likes to drive fast with his siren on. 40 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,094 Yeah, I was afraid you wouldn't recognize me. 41 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:19,473 Oh! Man, I am so glad I'm running into you again. 42 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,492 - I have to thank you. - Well, I hope you bought yourself 43 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,202 something pretty with that money I gave you. 44 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,603 Oh, isure did! 45 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,522 Got that sweet foxtail for my bike antennae right there. 46 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:31,276 I got that and, uh, like a ton of cocaine. 47 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,694 - Oh! - Yeah! 48 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,530 Oh, man, it is liberating. 49 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,824 Chasing my desires like that, changed my life. 50 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,077 Marvelous! Well, that's the kind of personal touch. 51 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,080 I hope to be scaling up as ruler of the universe. 52 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,204 Yeah. 53 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,000 Well, it wasn't all good, you know... 54 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:50,003 I, uh... I got into trouble at work a lot so... 55 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,673 I will be riding that bike for the rest of my career. 56 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,383 And my wife left me. 57 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:56,551 She took the house. 58 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,346 You know, but my new house is a boat. 59 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,557 Yeah! A lot of great characters down by the Marina. 60 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,393 Woo! Man, do they like to drink. 61 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,478 Do they? 62 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,356 Anyways, I am so glad that I got to thank you. 63 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,858 Well, you are... more than welcome. 64 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,115 You got any more of that money like last time? 65 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,875 La la la la 66 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,837 la la la la la la la la 67 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:43,890 Wow. 68 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,809 Hello, Chloe. 69 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,895 I'm still not used to you calling me that. 70 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,314 - What, don't you like it? - No! I love it. 71 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,651 - Shall we? - Yeah. 72 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,862 Can't wait to show you this. 73 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,613 Can't wait to see it! 74 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,456 Believe it or not, 75 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:17,549 this is the world's only private club for magicians. 76 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,302 You know, apart from the one I started with Rasputin. 77 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,636 The Romanovs were furious. 78 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,346 Dai Vernon. 79 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,030 - Do you know who dai Vernon is? - Mm-mm. 80 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,142 - The professor? Doesn't matter. - Mm. 81 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,352 Dai Vernon challenge a young David Copperfield 82 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:32,230 to a drinking contest at that bar right there. 83 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,402 1971, I refereed. 84 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,196 Really? Who won? 85 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,405 Well, me, of course. 86 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,782 I couldn't help myself. 87 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,845 Oh, my gosh. I don't believe it. Look over there in the corner. 88 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,411 That is Jon Armstrong, 89 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,581 one of the greatest card magicians in the world. 90 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,125 - Huh. - This way. 91 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,169 Oh! 92 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,339 Be on the lookout for secret passages. Shh! 93 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,134 You know, I've always wanted to come here. 94 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,178 - And you do look amazing, but... - Thank you. 95 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,263 You know, magic for our last night? 96 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,057 What could be more magical than magic? 97 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,851 I don't know. Isn't magicjust a little goofy? 98 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,978 Goofy? It's skill, cunning, and deception 99 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,289 without actually telling a lie. 100 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,066 - What's not to love? - Oh! Hello. 101 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,611 So, like everywhere you look, there's a puzzle to solve. 102 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,696 But no, we're not going to solve anything. 103 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,758 When you know how the tricks work, it ruins everything. 104 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,908 Thank you, bones. 105 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,618 Have you lost weight? 106 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,701 Shall we? 107 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,039 I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me to hang out here all night, 108 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,292 surrounded by mysteries and not try to figure out how everything works? 109 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:38,088 Chloe, you are a truth seeker. That's what made you a great detective. 110 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,965 But me, I'm a wonder seeker. 111 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,633 You seek... wonder? 112 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,970 Well, also drugs, debauchery and now certain extinct whiskeys. 113 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,853 But yes. So tonight you're just gonna have to enjoy the wonder with me. 114 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,182 - Cheers! - Mm. 115 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,394 Oh, so I understand... 116 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,105 Tomorrow you'll become god. 117 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,691 And then you'll know how everything works, right? 118 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,903 No, I think it's very sweet 119 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:06,157 that you want to spend with me your last night of wonder. 120 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,451 Right, yes, about that... 121 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,412 I was thinking on the drive over, 122 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,706 do we really need to start tomorrow? 123 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,749 I mean, we're having so much fun. 124 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,711 Grandma Penelope's hearts grown three times the size. 125 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,254 Thanks to her time with Trixie. 126 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,506 Why don't we just extend our vacation a little longer? 127 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:25,218 Well, I mean, yes, we're having fun, and it's been great. 128 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,387 But you've already pushed the coronation once. 129 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,556 And I mean, don't we have to get up there? 130 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,516 Well, eventually. 131 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,436 It's not like the sky is going to fall in on itself or anything. 132 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,439 - Are you sure? Because I feel... - Mm! Mm, mm, mm. 133 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,858 Hold that thought. It's starting. Come on. 134 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,362 This is why we are here tonight. 135 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,449 The final show of magnar the magnificent. 136 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,201 This guy. His act looks like a hundred years old. 137 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,953 One hundred twenty, to be precise. 138 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,248 The first magnar created one of the most flawless acts in all of magic. 139 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,167 Then he handed the mantle down to his protege. 140 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,603 And it has been handed down ever since. 141 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,462 And tonight, in a super exclusive show, 142 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,756 - its... - It's being handed down again. 143 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,133 You just can't help yourself, can you? 144 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,260 Mr. Morningstar! 145 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,595 Right this way. 146 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,806 Cannot wait! 147 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,726 And for this... 148 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,274 Final act on stage. 149 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,199 I will literally conquer death... 150 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,284 And emerge... 151 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,912 Resu rrected! 152 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,214 Ooh! 153 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,678 - She's locked it. - Mm! 154 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,770 Oh! 155 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,322 So obviously, there must be some mechanism in the box... 156 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:13,326 Shh! Chloe, please. We're not solving any mysteries tonight. 157 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,079 Oh! 158 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,674 Resurrection! 159 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,437 He's good, isn't he? 160 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:57,829 All right, everybody, just stay calm and try not to touch anything. 161 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,207 This is an active crime scene now. We have everything under control. 162 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,374 Poor magnar! 163 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,463 Still, at least he died knowing his illusion was never revealed. 164 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,215 Do you hear that? 165 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,051 Is that coming from inside the box? 166 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,845 You said not to touch anything. 167 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,222 What? No. Open it. 168 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,858 What the hell is going on? 169 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,109 Magnar! 170 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,319 He's done it again. 171 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,654 Erika, how could you miss your cue? 172 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,741 But if he's alive there, then who's that? 173 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,704 Oh, god! 174 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,625 Jared holbrook. 175 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,003 My protege. 176 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,839 So, this is how the trick is performed? 177 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,842 You stay hidden in the box, and then he emerges here 178 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,486 dressed as you and then takes your bow? 179 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,304 Yes. He's hidden in there 180 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,615 the entire time. 181 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,641 When we show the audience that it's empty, 182 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:04,604 the interior is actually painted to give a false sense of depth... 183 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,690 Are you all right, my boy? 184 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,568 He just does not like to hear how the tricks are performed. 185 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,320 I most certainly do not. 186 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,782 But I'm sure that there's more that I remain blissfully unaware of. 187 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,326 - No, that's pretty much it. - Oh! 188 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,620 So, do you know of anyone who would want to hurt Jared 189 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,872 - or anyone who was angry with him? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 190 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,874 Don't say anything else, dad. 191 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,104 I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't have to answer any of these questions. 192 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,588 Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer. 193 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,507 Not now, dad. 194 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,176 Oh, no worries there because we're not actually the police. 195 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,636 Right, Chloe? 196 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,723 No, currently no, we're not. 197 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,393 Well, then I'd appreciate my dad 198 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,980 not being harassed with questions until the cops do arrive. 199 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,899 I can't believe it. 200 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,568 Six. Weeks. 201 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,654 Of dragging my bag to Lucifer-and-Chloe-less crime scenes, 202 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,947 and now boom! 203 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,073 You guys are witnesses. 204 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,908 Oh! This is so amazing. 205 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,703 I mean, ugh, horrible way to end a date 206 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,289 and, you know, horrible for the dead guy, 207 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,249 but not horrible for me. 208 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,126 Or does that sound horrible? 209 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,961 It's nice to see you too, Ms. Lopez. 210 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,965 It must be so weird being on the other side of things for once, huh? 211 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,217 - Hmm. - Takes a little getting used to. 212 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,385 Yeah, that's for sure. 213 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,637 So how are things going with, um, Carol? 214 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,682 Good. I mean, he's no you guys but... 215 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:26,186 Ms. Decker, Mr. Morningstar, it's funny to see you here. 216 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,105 Good to see you. And no need to be so formal. 217 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,149 Um, any friend of Dan's is... 218 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,278 You know, I'm glad you could transfer in. 219 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,441 Department's in good hands. 220 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,824 Yeah. I mean, I have big shoes to fill, Dan's and yours, 221 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,369 but thank you so much for securing the crime scene, keeping everybody calm. 222 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,664 I'm not sure I even have to work this case, between you and Ella. 223 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,791 Lucky for us, you do. 224 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,211 Which means Chloe doesn't have to be a detective anymore. 225 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,671 I don't have to have magic ruined for the rest of my life. 226 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,691 And we can still make the 8:30 show in the parlor. 227 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,008 So if you don't mind... 228 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,761 You know, we probably have to hang here, 229 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,513 because we were witnesses to the murder, right, Carol? 230 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,766 Yeah, unfortunately, she's correct. 231 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,602 I'm going to have to get your statement before you can be released. 232 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,854 That's fantastic news. 233 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:22,367 All right, so who wants to be tickled by Satan's whiskers? 234 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,701 Ooh! 235 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,746 There were no "queen of hell" themed cocktails. 236 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,957 - Couldn't find the right pun. - That's okay. 237 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,417 I've been tickled by those whiskers before. 238 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,169 Me, too. 239 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,233 Well, you two really are made for each other, aren't you? 240 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,383 Oh, yeah. 241 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,842 Cheers, you guys! 242 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,972 Wow! You really went all out, Linda. 243 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:48,268 Yeah, well, it's not every day that my best friend and her girlfriend 244 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,979 - depart this mortal plane to rule hell. - Mm. 245 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,023 So, Eve, have you ever actually been there? 246 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,650 Mm-mm, I have not. 247 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,987 But, what an amazing adventure, huh? 248 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,364 From heaven to hell. 249 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,950 And everywhere in between. 250 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,496 And this time I'll have the best partner with me. 251 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,096 So, are you ladies ready to leave tomorrow? 252 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:17,213 I mean, I'll be free to fly you down right after Lucifer's coronation. 253 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,673 Hell, yeah, I'm ready. 254 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,759 My maziqueen is going to rule that throne. 255 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,095 I'm gonna make you proud. 256 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:28,891 Subjugating scum, grinding my siblings under my boot. 257 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:35,606 So, Eve, have you given any thought as to 258 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,775 what you'll be doing while maze is ruling? 259 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,779 I'm going to support my girl in all her work. 260 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,408 She's gonna be the greatest queen ever. 261 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:50,121 That's great, but what will that actually look like for you? 262 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,791 Will you also be subjugating scum? 263 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,796 I don't know, I mean... 264 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,549 I'll figure it out when we get there. 265 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:02,883 Yeah. 266 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,552 Huh, okay. 267 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,928 Uh... 268 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,638 Okay. Well, it's time for appetizers. 269 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,891 I made deviled eggs. 270 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,225 - Ooh! - Let's do that. 271 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,309 Yeah. 272 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,363 Ms. Lopez, when do you think we'll be wrapping up? 273 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,284 I'm not sure. I spoke with magnar and... 274 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,953 He explained that for this particular illusion, 275 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,956 only one of the dueling sabers is actually sharp. 276 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,501 The one they use to cut the apple with on stage. 277 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,212 But this one was also sharp, 278 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,339 Which means the killer prepared it. 279 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,799 Totally premeditated. 280 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,258 Oh, right. 281 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,927 Sorry. Old habits. 282 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,428 Not your problem anymore. 283 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,473 No. Now, my problem is I know about fake dueling sabers. 284 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,659 Look, I just need this over and done as quickly as possible, 285 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,019 so Chloe and I can continue our wonder-seeking date. 286 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,856 You guys are absolutely adorbs. 287 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,401 I really do miss you. 288 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,153 Family business. I get it. 289 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,197 You're in my prayers, 290 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,492 for what that's worth. 291 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,054 What do you mean for what that's worth? 292 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,539 I thought that was worth a lot to you, Ms. Lopez. 293 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,457 Another crisis of faith? 294 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,544 Oh, no, that was so two years ago. 295 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,131 I definitely still believe, it's just... 296 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,679 Okay, this might sound absolutely crazy, 297 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,805 but... 298 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,642 Lately I've been praying a lot, 299 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,729 and it feels like nobody's listening. 300 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,693 Like, the big guy'sjust not there or something. 301 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,779 I know it's so do-do headed. 302 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,949 I mean, like, as if that could really happen, right? No way! 303 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,617 Yes. 304 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,244 That would be do-do headed. 305 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,749 So, the act has a live chicken and a live butterfly. 306 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,668 This is all very helpful. 307 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,593 Hey! Haven't seen you around here before. 308 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,386 I'm Keaton call. 309 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,865 You probably know me from my Instagram account, 310 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,223 bromagic69! 311 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,058 I don't... 312 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,727 Well, four million other people do. 313 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,562 Hey, if you want to see the future of magic, 314 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,730 check out my profile. 315 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,066 Okay. Yeah. I'll... I'll definitely do that. 316 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,195 You know, if magnar had, maybe his apprentice would still be alive. 317 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,532 Not saying that, my work saves lives but... 318 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:32,992 So, you know magnar? 319 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,577 -Huh.! 320 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,454 I was his apprentice before Jared. 321 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,247 Yeah. 322 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,665 Eh, Jared. 323 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,127 That could have been me getting stabbed if I hadn't discovered social media. 324 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,481 I mean, my problem is I'm an innovator. 325 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,591 I see the future. All these other old fogeys, they're stuck in the past. 326 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,885 Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up. 327 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,386 Agt. Vegas. 328 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,556 Magnar's climbing into coffins, I'm on a rocket. 329 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,643 Wow! Magnar must be reallyjealous of all your success. 330 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,897 You walking away and blowing up, while he stays a small insider act. 331 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,899 Magnar... nah! 332 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,360 Look, a lot of people are jealous of me. 333 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,570 - Ah! Are you kidding me? - Of course. 334 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,240 Not magnar. Magnar is a sweet old man. 335 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,658 Me and him are still tight. 336 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,035 I had his pre-show ritual with him tonight. 337 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,997 - We had a "magnar Mai Tai," the usual! - Oh! 338 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,083 So, you saw him arrive? 339 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,877 How close to show time does he have that drink? 340 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:30,174 He goes from the car to the barstool to the curtain. 341 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,426 Always has. 342 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,845 Hey, I really dig how into talking to me you are. 343 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,181 And it kind of feels like we're already dating. 344 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,517 I mean, we're already accessorizing alike. 345 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,851 What? 346 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,528 Have a, have a good night. Thanks. 347 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,795 - Can I talk to you a second? - Oh, sure. 348 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,991 Yes, uh, can you excuse me for just a moment? 349 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,743 - What's up? Everything okay? - Yeah, yeah. 350 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,620 So I think I have an alibi for magnar. 351 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,864 Another magician was with him from the time he got here 352 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,790 until the start of the show. 353 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,959 So you really need to talk to him and see if... 354 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,337 Did you already talk to him? 355 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,591 I'm so sorry. You're a good detective. Just ignore me. 356 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,967 - Pretty okay. - Mm-hmm. 357 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,261 Listen, I appreciate the help. 358 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,139 I really do. But you don't have to stay, okay? 359 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,433 Don't let this ruin your night. 360 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,685 - Everything is under control. - That is good news. 361 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,688 I'm sure it's in very capable hands, detective... 362 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,482 You. So, shall we, Chloe? 363 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,234 - Uh, yeah. - Hold up! 364 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,487 I just confirmed. Jared was killed sometime in the last two hours. 365 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,657 And no one's left since then. 366 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,221 So you should keep holding everybody. 367 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,845 And that door's the only way out. 368 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,349 Well, except for the secret passages. 369 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,456 No, that is a myth. We talked to everyone. 370 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,000 Which means the killer is still in the building. 371 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,502 Locked room mystery, you guys. 372 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,340 So, who's up for an all-nighter? 373 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,269 Jared was about to inherit, from what I understand is 374 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,188 a pretty legendary role in magic. 375 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,273 Did that create anyjealousy? 376 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,777 Jealousy? Of Jared? 377 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,220 Are you kidding? That couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. 378 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,576 And your relationship with him, would you say it was free of conflict? 379 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,702 Mm-hmm. 380 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,704 Jared was a great collaborator. 381 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,916 He was talking about helping me develop my own stage show. 382 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,669 I've heard Jared described as "well-liked," would you agree? 383 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,380 Jared wasn'tjust well liked. He was respected. 384 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,632 Hell, even I can't deny the guy had chops. 385 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:39,553 I've heard he was set to cash in on some big Netflix series about magnar. 386 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,430 And this is your first time here? 387 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,099 First time? Yes, yes. 388 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,143 Wait, is there anyone else new here? 389 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,980 Is that a clue? No, not that... It's my place to ask anymore, 390 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,357 but... but is it? 391 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:56,195 So let's just start with what you were doing before the event this evening? 392 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,407 Oh, that's easy. I was bribing a motorcycle cop. 393 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,034 You were bribing a police officer? 394 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,828 Indeed. Not for the first time. 395 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,591 If you ask him, I'm sure he'll corroborate. 396 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,498 He's a bit of an over sharer. 397 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,291 And up until recently, 398 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,585 - you consulted for the LAPD. - Mm-hmm. 399 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,269 And you also claim that you're the devil? 400 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,215 Was the devil. God now. Well, nearly. 401 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,300 Tonight's event was a pretty intimate one. 402 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,466 How did you get an invite? 403 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,721 I've been a member here since it first opened. 404 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,265 - In 1963? - Sounds about right. 405 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,948 And how old would you say you are again? 406 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,436 Oh, well, time works very differently in hell. 407 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,188 So, probably have to go with ageless. 408 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,857 He's just sensitive about his age. 409 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,418 I mean, even I don't know the real number. 410 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:38,571 And just out of curiosity, um, how are you with swords? 411 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,197 Oh, bit rusty. 412 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,576 Although, I did recently defeat a yakuza boss in a duel. 413 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,036 And I did stab a man through the heart once. 414 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,830 Well, that's quite the coincidence, 415 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,874 because that is exactly how Jared was killed. 416 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,250 Fascinating. 417 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,627 Though I used a demon blade. This was a sword so... 418 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,254 Not really relevant, I suppose. 419 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,340 It's all very complicated. 420 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,800 Best not to dwell. 421 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,719 Bring out the devil in me 422 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,805 hey! What did you say in there? 423 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,966 The truth, it's what I always tell everyone. 424 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,351 I know. And I love you for that. 425 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,037 But I think because of what you said to Carol, 426 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,621 that you're his number one suspect now. 427 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,064 What? That's absurd. 428 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,733 I'd never kill a magician. 429 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,111 Well, a mentalist maybe, but not an artist like Jared. 430 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,738 Well, I know that, and you know that. 431 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,239 But Carol, he's by the book. 432 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,092 He's not going to let you off just on my word alone, 433 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,452 so I really think there's only one thing we can do. 434 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,956 Go home, have sex, fall asleep and never think about him again? 435 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,210 No, solve this case on our own. 436 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:35,877 What? 437 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,005 Your alibi checked out. 438 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:41,675 Yeah, motorcycle cop called and confirmed your story. 439 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,345 Really? 440 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,890 Yeah, I mean, he's been suspended now, but you're no longer a suspect. 441 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,476 Well, that's... that's great! 442 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,855 Carol! I just got some reallyjuicy gossip. 443 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,565 Well, it's actually a clue. 444 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,150 God, isn't it just so interesting 445 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,836 how there's always so much insider-y drama 446 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,029 no matter what the industry, even the toy industry... 447 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,340 - They have spies. - Even the toy industry, 448 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,591 would you just give us one second? 449 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,243 - Ella, what's the clue? - Oh, right. 450 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,080 So, the club books rooms in their hotel for its acts 451 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,557 - when they come to perform. - Right. 452 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,085 But assistant Erika didn't get booked in her own room. 453 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,713 And when victim Jared ordered room service, 454 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,633 - it was charged on Erika's... - Her credit card. 455 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,761 So they're having an affair that she didn't disclose to me. 456 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,722 - Maybe time to talk to her again. - Thanks, lo, thank you. 457 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,015 Sure. 458 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,728 Well... 459 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,523 This is just fantastic. 460 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,317 Look at this. Everything is so elaborate. 461 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,530 And it actually got me thinking... 462 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,783 This is what I'm going to do. 463 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,995 What? Go way too hard on food puns? 464 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,289 No! Dinner parties. 465 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,749 Just parties of all kinds. 466 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,433 You know, like I did in the silver city. 467 00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,671 You could rule hell, and I could run the social calendar. 468 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,633 I could meet everyone, and I can, you know, just, um, 469 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:09,388 bring in all the happiness and fun and good times, you know. 470 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,933 Hell could definitely use... Some of that. 471 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,017 Yeah. 472 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,687 Honey, who are you going to bring fun to? 473 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,398 The tortured damned souls? 474 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,941 Yeah! 475 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,153 Well, it's not just damned souls, right? 476 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:27,239 - I mean, it's your siblings too, maze. - Right. 477 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,033 That's right. Thank you, Linda. 478 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,119 I get to hang out with your family. Amazing. 479 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,246 Yeah, no. They're walking, talking garbage. 480 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,748 I'm keeping you far away from them. 481 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,796 Just so I'm clear. 482 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,300 What is it that you picture me doing exactly? 483 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,261 Just cleaning and cooking for just you? 484 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,598 'Cause that sounds incredibly lonely, maze. 485 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,409 Are you saying that I'm not enough for you? 486 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,435 Not at all what I'm saying. Don't twist my words. 487 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,270 You always do this when you're angry. 488 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,689 Well, you're telling me I make you feel lonely. 489 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,692 - I mean, how twisted is that? - I'm joining the police force. 490 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,029 - What? - Yeah. 491 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,365 I've been in the police academy for a while now. 492 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,991 And it's going well. 493 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,410 Dan's parting gift. He put the application in for me. 494 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,537 That's great. But we should get back to maze... 495 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,098 Why the hell didn't you tell me? 496 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,583 Well, I guess I just wanted to see how... 497 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,285 You know, everything was going to work out first and... 498 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,965 And honestly, I thought that you would do nothing but make fun of me. 499 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:29,635 Oh, I will, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me. 500 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,178 Thank you! 501 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,513 You're welcome. 502 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,557 Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. 503 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,726 Go ahead, tell us all about the academy. 504 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,104 Oh. Well... 505 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,110 Erika, I'm a little confused. 506 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,702 You neglected to tell me that you were in relationship with the victim. 507 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,241 Well, it's not that confusing. 508 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,386 I didn't tell you because it makes me look bad. 509 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,703 Why would it make you look bad? 510 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,248 - Everyone I talked to loved Jared. - Yeah, right. 511 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,501 "Mr. Popular" with the guys. Maybe. 512 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:06,588 I don't know if you know this, but magic is a huge boys club. 513 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,924 I really thought Jared was different. 514 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,135 I thought he saw my talent. 515 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,511 He made you promises, didn't he? 516 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:16,140 Jared told me that he would produce my solo act. 517 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,809 But once magnar made the decision to retire... 518 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,146 Suddenly, Jared wasn't talking about my career anymore. 519 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,648 And that is why you thought it would make you look bad. 520 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,442 Angry side-piece. 521 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,986 Tossed away as soon as the dead guy hits it big. 522 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,114 You're going to tell me that doesn't look bad? 523 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,828 -What're you doing? {935951 524 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,830 he thinks it's her. 525 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:42,392 Well, I hope it bloody is. So we can finally get on with our date. 526 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,210 No, something isn't adding up. I can feel it in my gut. 527 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,546 Well, maybe your gut hasn't been receiving its e-mails, 528 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,174 but the rest of you is retired. This is Carl's job now. 529 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,675 - Carol. - What? 530 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,510 - Carol. - Really? Ooh. 531 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,637 Lucifer, he's got the wrong person. 532 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,223 We have to solve this or an innocent woman might go tojail. 533 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,108 Ella, did we get any physical evidence off the body? 534 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,820 Oh, actually, I can't really get into that right now. 535 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,907 Decker, this is killing me, but you're not on the team anymore. 536 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,702 Ms. Lopez makes an excellent point. We are here seeking wonder, not truth. 537 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,412 Remember? Ooh! 538 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,540 Look, that man just pulled a card out of nowhere. 539 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:24,500 Wondrous. 540 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,210 Oh, did you check the victim's clothing? 541 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,337 For any secret compartments, pockets, anything? 542 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,588 Right. 543 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:32,151 Because it's not just about checking for normal dead guy stuff, 544 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,885 it's about checking for magician dead guy stuff. 545 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,846 Oh, man, I could totally do a panel on this at the next forensicon. 546 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,348 - Brilliant. - Nice. 547 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,535 You're really helping with this investigation, aren't you? 548 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,937 Well, it's like you said. I'm a truth seeker. 549 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,898 Chloe, look, I know you miss being a detective, 550 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,709 but we're at a different stage of our lives now. 551 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,652 Well, are we? I mean, you just told me 552 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,487 that you've delayed the next stage again. 553 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,739 Look, this isn't easy on me either. 554 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,786 I'm starting a new dayjob in heaven, and the commute daily alone. 555 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,263 - Understood. - Right. 556 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,997 And all I'm trying to say is that 557 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:07,376 I just think that there might be some deeper reasons behind these excuses 558 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,879 and that maybe we should talk about them because you can't put this off forever. 559 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,089 Bingo! 560 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,632 Sort of. 561 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:16,343 I found a bead. Tucked up in a secret pocket 562 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,053 like you said, up in his sleeve. 563 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,682 But magnar's costume doesn't have any beadwork on it. 564 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,725 So maybe this is just part of a trick. 565 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,979 No, it's not magic. It's good police work. 566 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,542 I think we may have cracked the case. 567 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:33,152 Uh, care to clue in the actual police person on what that means? 568 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,736 No? Cool. 569 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,100 Huh... 570 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:39,867 Ms. Lopez, a question? 571 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,702 I don't have a thing for Carol at all. 572 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,429 - I don't think he's cute. - That wasn't the question. 573 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,496 - Oh. - But when you said 574 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,874 you didn't feel god's presence anymore... 575 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,501 Is that such a bad thing? 576 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,211 Uh, yeah, dude. 577 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,964 I mean, being ever-present is god's whole thing. 578 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,134 That's what makes "the big guy" the big guy. 579 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,343 He's always there. 580 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,554 Right. But surely he can't be "always" there. 581 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,599 I mean, doesn't god have personal matters to attend to? 582 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,933 The odd round of golf? Or... 583 00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,456 - Spending time with loved ones? - That's the best part. 584 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,147 He's not like you and me. 585 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,733 We are all god's loved ones. 586 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,862 And no matter what he's doing, the only thing, 587 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,408 the only thing that god cares about is caring about us. 588 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:24,077 Well, not the only thing. He did quite like NCIS. 589 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,139 It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done. 590 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:31,043 If you are mister Rogers or some sleazeball Internet troll, 591 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,794 he is there for everyone. 592 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,465 Or at least he's supposed to be. 593 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,090 Indeed. 594 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,094 We're already accessorizing alike. 595 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,304 What's that on your wrist? 596 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,265 Yeah, what is that? 597 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,682 On her wrist? 598 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,748 We found a bead from one of your bracelets 599 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:52,648 on Jared's body. 600 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,859 Your actual bracelet. Not one of the cheap plastic handouts. 601 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,152 What are you talking about? 602 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,988 Maybe you lost it in the struggle. 603 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,200 Whoa, chill out, Nancy drew. Why would I want to hurt Jared? 604 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,202 I already told you. I didn't want to be magnar. 605 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,037 Wonderful. Can you please? 606 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,373 Ugh. 607 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,665 When in Rome... 608 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,834 Tell me, Duran Duran. 609 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,463 What is it you truly desire? 610 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,134 I want to be magnar. 611 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,844 Do you? 612 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,846 Uh... how? 613 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,892 Okay, fine. I've always wanted to be magnar, but... 614 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:33,230 The truth is, I'm not cut out for the stage. 615 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,608 Do you know how many viewing angles you have to cover? 616 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,485 Instagram, man. It's way easier. 617 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,612 You just set up the camera in the perfect angle. 618 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,198 Do it as many times as you need. Let the likes pour in. 619 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,157 Oh, so I see. 620 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:46,535 You weren't a good enough magician to be like magnar. 621 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,704 Hey, hey, I'm a great magician. 622 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,581 On Instagram. 623 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,253 You know what? 624 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,548 That's okay. 625 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,674 You know what? 626 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,568 You should have thought of that before you killed Jared. 627 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,903 Turn around. You're under arrest. 628 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,512 - Turn around! - Ms. Decker! 629 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,642 Can I talk to you for a second? 630 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:15,063 So uncle hanjobadiel, the "angel of giving" 631 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:18,525 left us with a gift of a $4,000 plumbing bill. 632 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:19,776 Oh, my god. 633 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,824 Well, that's just the kind of thing that happens 634 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:26,033 when you have hundreds of celestial family members.. 635 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,245 Oh, I'm sorry, Eve. 636 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,929 I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject. 637 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,877 I know how complicated it is between you and your family, maze. 638 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,756 It's complicated enough when humans meet their partners families, 639 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,134 but when it's celestial, it's so much bigger. 640 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,597 It really bothers me that you don't want me spending time with your family. 641 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,186 Maze, it's important to discuss these issues... 642 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:57,397 And it's important for us to eat this ice cream torture cake before it melts. 643 00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:00,650 I don't want to talk about hell. 644 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,944 - Maze. - Linda. 645 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,821 - Amenadiel. - Linda... 646 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,424 - Stop... - I don't want to talk about it 647 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:07,741 because I don't want to go. 648 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,040 You don't want to go to hell? 649 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,958 Look, I hate to disappoint you. 650 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,878 I know how excited you are for me to be queen, but... 651 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:21,879 I like it here. 652 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,678 I don't want to go to hell either. 653 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,724 I just thought going home would make you happy. 654 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,976 I don't need to go home to be happy. 655 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,686 You're my hell. 656 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,189 I love bounty hunting here. 657 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,441 It, it, it's so much better when they're still alive. 658 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,193 You know, you can really feel the fear. 659 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,695 Fear! I know! That's... I love that part too. 660 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,740 And I love what we do after even more. 661 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,024 Yes! 662 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:53,161 I love you. I, I, I love our life. I, I, I could do this forever. 663 00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,503 - Forever? - Yeah, I could marry you tomorrow. 664 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,580 Okay. 665 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,960 Uh, I mean... 666 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,045 Not tomorrow, but... 667 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,047 Uh, yeah. 668 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,590 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 669 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:07,843 Did we just get engaged? 670 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560 Oh, my god! 671 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,773 Oh, I love you. 672 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:40,917 Ms. Decker, 673 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,586 with all due respect, 674 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,130 I cannot have you tampering with this investigation. 675 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,257 Mm-hmm. And with all due respect, detective, 676 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,967 I think I just found your killer for you. 677 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,052 - He had motive, opportunity... - And an alibi. 678 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:54,222 He was performing magic for several women 679 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,825 during the window of time of the murder. 680 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,351 And they all have the bracelets to prove it. 681 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,813 Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika. 682 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,566 I saw her body language when you interrogated her. 683 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,110 She was sad, resigned, but she wasn't angry. 684 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,111 I agree. 685 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,529 And she also has a bracelet. 686 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,197 Ms. Decker. 687 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,032 Chloe... 688 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,285 I am in a tough situation here. 689 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:18,580 Now, you and I both know that the killer is still in this room, 690 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,832 but I have no clues and I have no leads. 691 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,834 And I cannot hold everyone here 692 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,836 on the basis of suspicion alone much longer. 693 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,173 While I do not appreciate you running a parallel investigation 694 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,509 for the entire evening, 695 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,305 I would truly appreciate your thoughts now. 696 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,100 Of course. Um... 697 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,438 So if the killer isn't Keaton, the bead had to be planted. 698 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,082 The killer had to know to get the right kind of bead, 699 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,542 not one of the cheap plastic handouts. 700 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,726 So it's premeditated. 701 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:49,236 It's a, it's a frame job. 702 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,547 Right. Which means the killer wanted to remove magnar's current 703 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,241 and former apprentice, too, but the question is, "why?" 704 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,203 The magnar name? It's worth a lot of money. 705 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,540 I heard a lot of whispers about a, a media deal in the works, 706 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,809 but when I asked magnar about it, he said he'd never sell. 707 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,418 He said Jared would never sell either. 708 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:09,631 Wait, so if magnar won't sell and neither would Jared, 709 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,801 how did this deal get done? I mean, who, who benefits? 710 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,013 Wait, what kind of law did you say the son practices? 711 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,140 No, back up, buddy. 712 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,025 Okay, everybody. 713 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,653 Let's all stay cool. 714 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,613 Oh, cool? You know what's cool? 715 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,658 A billion dollar franchise is cool, but no, magic's not cool. 716 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,035 - It's art, right, dad? - Is that what this is about? 717 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,204 - Money? - It's about your legacy. 718 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,474 And I was gonna help you bring it in to every home in the world. 719 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,459 But instead, you cut me out and anointed Jared to honor 720 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,020 the traditions and all that bullshit. 721 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,605 - That's what happened with Jared. - Mm-hmm. 722 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,798 He wouldn't play ball with your media deal? 723 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:52,882 Oh, the deal was done. 724 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:55,010 All Jared had to do was sign and cash checks. 725 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,847 But not Jared. He's just as stubborn as the last magnar. 726 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,349 Wait, so you sharpened a sword that was supposed to be dull? 727 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,767 And you framed Keaton 728 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,453 'cause you knew that he'd be next in line? 729 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,937 And because of his media savvy, 730 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,621 you knew he could make a deal of his own? 731 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:13,028 This is all your fault. 732 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,006 Every bit of this is your fault. 733 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,324 You and your selfishness! 734 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,783 "Selfishness?" 735 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,579 All you ever cared about was your own greed and desire. 736 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,039 You are the one who's selfish. 737 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,885 He doesn't care about the consequences. And look at what you've done! 738 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,463 You are not worthy of your father's legacy. 739 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,048 Think about it, Alan. 740 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,800 Just drop the knife. You know there's no way out of here. 741 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,134 That's where you're wrong. 742 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:42,849 I may not be a magician. 743 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,685 But I grew up here. 744 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,730 No! No! Damn it. 745 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,607 No! No! 746 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,543 Somebody find me something to pry this open with now! 747 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,794 Open that door now! Hurry! 748 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:02,951 Chloe? 749 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,626 Chloe! 750 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,173 Chloe! 751 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:21,388 If you harm one hair on her head, I swear I will break every... 752 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:27,268 What? 753 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,446 Amenadiel's necklace. 754 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:39,988 You kept it. 755 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,534 It helped me survive an angel-demon war. 756 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:45,078 So I thought it might come in handy again. 757 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:48,957 So just to be clear, you were never actually in any danger, 758 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,834 and you could have gotten away at any moment? 759 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,003 Well, I needed a confession. 760 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,222 Once the detective, always the detective. 761 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,892 Yeah. 762 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,938 To being right. 763 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,149 Because I solved the case? 764 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,443 No, because I was right about the secret passageways. 765 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:22,866 Yeah. 766 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,910 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought I put that 767 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,329 in my safe with azrael's blade? 768 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,541 - Yeah, you did. - Hmm. 769 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,252 I shouldn't have taken it. 770 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,378 Why did you? 771 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,090 It's kind of hard to explain. 772 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:44,387 After so many years of being a cop, and walking around every day, armed. 773 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,348 I just felt weirdly naked... 774 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,494 Without a way to defend myself. But you're right. I'm sorry. 775 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,996 I shouldn't have taken it without asking you. 776 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,104 You can have it back. 777 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,857 Ah, well, as much as I enjoy the mental image 778 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,901 of you walking around weirdly naked... 779 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,403 You should keep it. 780 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,864 Especially since we'll be here on earth a little longer. 781 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,408 Lucweh 782 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,535 I heard what you said to magnar's son. 783 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:11,539 And you have to understand you are not the same as him. 784 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:15,251 You are worthy of your father's legacy. 785 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,420 This isn't so much an issue of worth. 786 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:21,174 It's more an issue ofjob description. 787 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:26,221 God needs to be selfless, he needs to care about all of humanity. 788 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,391 You, you died for me. 789 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,275 I mean, what could be more selfless than that? 790 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,561 Oh, you see. That's just it. 791 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,189 I love you, Chloe Decker. 792 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,483 I'd do anything for you. 793 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,444 Except give you up. 794 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,612 Give us up. 795 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,572 What do you mean? 796 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,328 Much as I claim to know what will happen to me 797 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,372 when I become god, I don't. 798 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,959 I'm scared. 799 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,460 I'm scared of... 800 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,171 What it'll mean for us. 801 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:03,883 Well, I'm not scared. 802 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,220 I love you, too, Lucifer morningstar. 803 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,515 And I have faith that you'll figure this out. 804 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,433 - You do? - Yeah. 805 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,035 Are we going to talk about it? 806 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,829 Yeah, I know. 807 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,081 The hellfire queso was a disaster. 808 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,967 Everyone was trying to be so polite about it. 809 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:41,087 But I saw maze dump hers in the spider plant. 810 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,983 Wait, we're not talking about the queso? 811 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,723 I mean, how you spent the entire night 812 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:54,851 probing and prodding at maze and Eve's relationship issues. 813 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:59,105 I was just encouraging them to work through some unresolved issues. 814 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,940 Uh-huh. And why were you doing that? 815 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,567 Because I'm a good friend. 816 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,820 And an even better therapist. I mean, you saw. 817 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,615 From almost broken up to engaged over a single dinner. 818 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,492 I mean... I should put that on my website. 819 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:15,163 Linda, you are a great therapist. And you did help them. 820 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,247 You did. 821 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,876 But you see, iwonder if some of that was 822 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,670 maybe for your own benefit as well? 823 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,633 Well, maybe... 824 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,428 You're not so bad a therapist yourself. 825 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,056 Okay, I admit. 826 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,350 I admit it, but after god himself has been 827 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,145 on my couch, it's very difficult to go back to normal problems. 828 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:41,999 It's like, "okay, I'm sorry you slept with your yoga teacher 'again'." 829 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,567 But I helped save the universe. 830 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:47,946 So you thought you would get a rush from some celestial therapy 831 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,989 one last time before they head south? 832 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,493 Linda... 833 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,081 Yeah. Listen, uh... 834 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:04,629 Nobody understands better than me how earthly things can feel small. 835 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,883 I mean, I was a warrior angel fighting for the silver city, 836 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:12,637 and now, I'm in training to be a beat cop. 837 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,430 Okay? 838 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,367 But you want to know what I've learned? 839 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:18,684 What? 840 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,730 No problem is too small. 841 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:25,400 Whatever good deed you do in the world, 842 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:29,779 whether it's helping someone on your block, or... 843 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:35,410 I don't know, throwing some elaborate dinner party for your friends, 844 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:38,997 you are just as much of a hero as you are 845 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,165 fighting a war for the throne of heaven. 846 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,626 Every act matters. 847 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,385 That's very insightful. 848 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,933 But I don't know if I'm there yet. 849 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,729 Or if I ever will be. 850 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:09,754 - Out. - Are you kidding? 851 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,148 - Yes, it is. - Come on, that was totally in. 852 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,900 - Did you not hear me? - You going for the head right here? 853 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:13,841 You were going here? 854 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,134 What's the score? 855 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:16,969 Hey. There you are, buddy. What's up? 856 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:20,723 What's the plan this time? 857 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:24,477 I'm... I'm sorry, Daniel. 858 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,772 I can't think of anything new. I've just come to check in. 859 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,318 Check in? On what? 860 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:34,862 Nothing's changed. 861 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:37,615 I'm still in hell. It's still sucks. Belios still sucks. 862 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,243 Ping-pong is not his game, dude. 863 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,495 Hey, I'm getting better. 864 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:44,098 Bro, it's been almost a thousand years down here, 865 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,682 and you still can't keep a volley going. So... 866 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,959 Daniel, I have commanded the demons to not torture you. 867 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:51,754 You are the first soul ever in this purgatory. 868 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,173 I've invented an entirely new afterlife for you. 869 00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:57,176 So I apologize if belios' serve isn't up to snuff. 870 00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,762 It's more my backhand that's weak. 871 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,311 Look, I'm sorry. 872 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:10,106 I know you're the one stuck here. 873 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:12,775 You know, I've tried every door. 874 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,654 Hell, I even tried, tried the one that guy Lee walks through. 875 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,537 Lee's door was a metaphor for his own guilt... 876 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,158 I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer. 877 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:22,869 Right. 878 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,830 And I know that we're all tortured by our own guilt down here, 879 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,791 but you know as well as I do that I've dealt with all my guilt. 880 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,211 So why am I still here? 881 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,724 Why was that guy able to make it into heaven 882 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,132 and literally, no one else. 883 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:38,217 Why not me? 884 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,012 I don't know. 885 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,306 Well, it seems pretty simple to me. 886 00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:47,435 Just stop screwing around and go be god. 887 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,478 Then you can just, like, beam me up. 888 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:52,106 Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, we have been through this. 889 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:55,902 If I act against your wishes, no matter how unconscious those are, 890 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:57,904 then that is the end of free will. 891 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,780 Which I cannot do. 892 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:02,949 You know what, man? 893 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,832 Every time you come down here, you give me hope. 894 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,248 And every time... 895 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,461 You disappoint me, you let me down. 896 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,546 You know what that is? 897 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,091 That's torture. 898 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:20,842 Daniel. 899 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,960 Don't come back here unless you actually have the answer. 900 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,682 As you wish. 901 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,734 See that? 902 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,738 That's never happened before. 903 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,491 You think it means something? 904 00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,201 I doubt it. 905 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,220 Nothing ever changes around here. 906 00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:58,172 Look in my eyes, they lie 907 00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:01,008 went to he” a couple of times 908 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:04,095 I'm the joker, I'm the devil 909 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,931 I'm a demon, I'm a rebel 910 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,224 I've gone mad 911 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,060 don't try to understand 912 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,189 I'm the joker, I'm the devil 913 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,942 I'm a demon, I'm a rebel 914 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,652 I've gone mad