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>> Max: It's nice being off the highway. don't you just love the open

road? >> Gwen: Not when you can't get

a radio signal. >> Max: Well, then, how about a sing-along?

¶ We'll be coming 'round the mountain when we come ¶ ¶ we'll be drivin' the rust

bucket when we come ¶ >> Ben: How about a flush-along?

Toilet won't flush again.

>> Max: Hydraulics on. >> Gwen: You're clear to flush.

And hopefully fast. >> Ben: This thing can go 300

miles an hour, but it takes >> Max: Hey, our old gal's got

character. >> Ben: No, that's character.

>> This is the baron. Move that piece of junk in front of us so we can get what we came

for. >> Ben: Forget coming 'round the

mountain -- we're going down it!

>> ¶ It started when an alien device did what it did ¶ ¶ and stuck itself upon his

wrist with secrets that it hid ¶ ¶ now he's got superpowers ¶ he's no ordinary kid

¶ he's Ben 10 >> ¶ Ben 10 >> ¶ so, if you see him, you

might be in for a big surprise ¶ ¶ he'll turn into an alien before your very eyes ¶

¶ he's slimy, creepy, fast, and strong ¶ ¶ he's every shape and size

¶ he's Ben 10 >> ¶ Ben 10 >> ¶ armed with powers, he's on

the case ¶ ¶ fighting off evil from earth or space ¶

¶ he'll never stop till he makes them pay ¶ ¶ 'cause he's the baddest kid to

ever save the day ¶ ¶ Ben 10 >> ¶ Ben 10

>> Gwen: Grandpa!

Phew.

What's up with those drivers?

>> Ben: Forget what's up.

They're going down.

It's time for some real

acceleration.

>> Ripjaws: Aw, man.

>> Gwen: Not a drop of water for

miles.

>> Max: We're getting those road

pirates.

>> Got him in my sights.

And he's about to be under my

wheels.

>> You're mine.

>> You can count on me, boss.

>> You're on my road, boy!

>> Max: Leave him alone!

>> My, my.

It seems you can't judge a

vehicle by its paint job

nowadays.

>> Ripjaws: Who needs water when you've got jaws that can rip through steel?

>> Aaaaah!

>> Ride's over, freak!

>> Gwen: Thanatis... Icatis... Exodus!

>> My engine's all blown! >> We can still get that r.V. For you.

>> I'm thinking about getting me a different set of wheels. >> Max: Good job, Gwen.

By the way, where's Ben?

>> Gwen: I have a pretty good idea. Pull over, grandpa.

>> Well, there's a monster in my hot tub. With your help, I had just

gotten away from those drivers when I heard this splash. >> Gwen: Whoa.

It's amazing in here.

>> Max: If you like all that fancy-schmancy stuff. >> Gwen: It's not a monster...

But he is pretty horrific-looking. >> Ben: You try finding water in

the desert. I almost had to eat a cactus. >> How'd you --

I mean, there was this creature who came through -- >> Max: You know, the desert can

play tricks with your mind. >> Ben: I wouldn't mind traveling in here forever.

>> It's the most advanced satellite-communications system out there.

Wi-Fi, e-mail, Internet, and radio. >> Gwen: Wow.

>> 63-inch plasma with 500 channels of satellite TV. >> Ben: Sweet!

>> Name's Lawrence wainright. Been on the road all summer. I figured it was time to cash in

and see the country, really get to meet people, finally relax in life.

No! Not my trophies! My r.V. Has won "best in show" in 16 states.

So, can I treat you to dinner for all your help? >> Max: Well, I do need a place

to do some repairs.

>> Word around these parts is you took down the road crew. >> Ben: The road crew?

>> Baron highway, turbine, road rage. They been terrorizing good folks

on these back roads since I had a full set of teeth.

Took my ride years ago. Been stuck here ever since. >> Max: Well, just doing our

job. >> And they'll be out of a job once the new highway opens.

No more sitting ducks on the road for them to pluck off. Well, hope you left room for

dessert. Got the best ice cream this side of the rockies.

>> Oh, we're wasting time! I'm itching to do this. >> Maybe that's 'cause you ain't

washed in days. You smell more putrid than a possum in a barrel of pickles.

>> >> Ugh, I need more ice water. I don't feel so hot.

>> Gwen: Gee, think it was the fourth trip to the sundae bar or the fifth?

>> Both: don't use the ice maker! >> Ben:

>> Gwen: Aah! >> Ben: Cold, cold, cold.

>> Gwen: Grandpa!

>> Max: Get out. Aah!

>> Ben: It's hero time.

>> Upchuck: Let's eat!

>> What is that thing?! >> Whatever it is, it's about to be roadkill!

>> Upchuck: Ugh! Ow! Oh, road burns!

>> What do you think this is, a drive-through?!

>> Upchuck: An upchuck dream come true.

Oh, great. I'm a bottomless pit, and i can't digest the good stuff.

>> Ben: Ugh! I'm stuck! And I'm gonna be ultra-hot-waxed!

>> Ben: Help!

Aa-aa-ah! Oomph! Aah!

Oomph. Aaaaah!

I look okay? >> Gwen: Actually, it's an

improvement.

>> Ooh, doggy! The catfish are bitin' tonight. Nitro-methane super-charged

engine and turbo-boosted. Ooh, she probably tops out at 300 miles an hour.

>> Crank her up a bit more, will you, darling? I want it ready for the highway

grand opening. >> Will I?

>> Now, this is "klass"... With a capital "k." >> Max: Police haven't seen it

anywhere. We'll need to search high and low.

>> Ben: Hey, look on the bright side. With the insurance money you'll

get, you could buy something brand-new -- like that deluxe r.V.

>> Max: Ben, the rust bucket's irreplaceable. It's got character.

It has personality. >> Ben: It smells. >> Gwen: It breaks down.

>> Max: And it's like family. I'll search every square inch of the southwest if I have to.

>> Gwen: Uh, with what, grandpa? Everyone bailed out of here when the road crew came back.

Everyone's afraid of them. >> Hop on in.

Old wainright's letting me take it for a quick spin 'round the block.

>> Now for a little tune-up, just to see what this baby can really

do.

>> Ha ha! >> Get out of here!

>>

>> Help! We're being robbed!

>> Ben: Whoa, check out this gaming system. It plays in h.D.

And he's got every game ever made. >> Gwen: This satellite can pick

up anything -- police alerts, weather reports, roadside emergency calls.

>> Tonight's forecast calls for partly cloudy skies... >> Flat tire on old mill road.

>> Robbery in place. Escaped vehicle is some kind of tricked-out r.V.

Downtown Augustus. >> Max: "Tricked-out r.V."? >> Augustus is only five miles

from here. >> Max: Go! >> With pleasure.

It's payback time! >> Max: Darn!

Looks like we missed them. >> Gwen: Let me see what else i can pick up.

>> Ben: don't rush because of me. I'm only on level two.

>> This is the conductor of the continental express. We're under attack near

cross creek headed to base 499 to make a delivery. Cargo in jeopardy.

>> Max: "499" is code for a missile silo. >> Gwen: It looks like there's

only one target around here big enough to hit with a missile -- the new highway.

>> And once it's out, there'll be lots of traffic on the back roads again.

Lucky for you, I know a shortcut to cross creek.

>> The new highway grand-opening ceremony is about to end with a

bang. >> Max: Oh, man. What did they do to her?

>> Time to barbecue up some tailgaters. >> Gwen: It's attacking us!

>> Max: I know you don't mean it, girl.

>> Ben: Time for me to hitch a ride.

>> Upgrade: Or become it.

>> That's quite the grandson you got there. >> Max: I know.

Mind if I drive?

>> Aaah! >> Aaah!

>> Upgrade: What? Never seen a train come alive before?

>> Aah! Take this! >> Now open wide and say, "ahh."

>> Upgrade: Surf's up.

Uh-oh.

>> Max: Let's see if there's anything useful to fight back with.

Heated seats and a cappuccino machine? >> Gwen: I guess the rust bucket

wasn't so useless after all. >> Max: I don't know how to stop

them. >> Gwen: I do. Grandpa, get ahead of them.

>> Aaaah! Oomph! Ah, dang!

>> Upgrade: Who needs train tracks? >> Max: Ben, stop the rust

bucket. >> Gwen: I've so had enough of you!

Chara tremmo eradico!

>> Let them fireworks begin. >> Upgrade: All aboard!

>> How'd you get in here? >> Ben: Forget about me getting in.

It's you who's getting out. >> Oh, yeah? How you gonna do that, Sonny?

>> Ben: Uh, I knew you were gonna ask me that. >> You're too late.

These missiles are gonna launch in 10 seconds. Oh, by the way, what do you

think of my new and improved wheels? >> Ben: That's it!

What's new isn't always what's improved.

>> No! >> Ben: You might have tricked out the rust bucket, but

I still know all its tricks. >> Who needs missiles? I'll fire off some lasers and

crash the grand-opening ceremony myself. >> Ben: I don't think so.

>> I can't see a thing.

You little brat! >> Ben: I know you are... But what am I?

>> Ow! Ow! Ow! >> Max: Nobody messes with my ride.

Now take a seat...Or not.

>> Whoa! >> Ben: You know, grandpa, the rust bucket rocks.

>> Aah! Ugh! >> Gwen: don't think so.

>> And this is for what you've done to everyone else on these roads.

>> Max: Thanks for your help. >> Anytime. >> You took my r.V.?!

>> Hmm, I must have forgot to tell you I was borrowing it.

>> Max: The old gal's gonna need a lot of work. >> Ben: don't worry, grandpa.

I got you covered.

>> Max: ¶ we'll be coming 'round the mountain when we come ¶

¶ we'll be drivin' the rust bucket when we come ¶ >> Ben: Freezer's broken again.

Oh, well. Hey, Gwen, grab a spoon. >> Max: ¶ ...When we come

¶ we'll be coming 'round the mountain when we come ¶ ¶ we'll be drivin' the rust

bucket when we co-- ¶ oomph!