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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:12,019 What's with this guy? Hey! 2 00:00:14,522 --> 00:00:16,690 You see me here? I'm walking! 3 00:00:35,773 --> 00:00:37,609 Hey, I like your short skirt. 4 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:39,737 I like your buns. 5 00:00:45,075 --> 00:00:47,745 Genevieve, I'm on Date Four and I'm outta ideas. 6 00:00:47,828 --> 00:00:51,208 - Water-taxi tour of the bridges. - Thank you! 7 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,753 - How you doing, Genevieve? - Hi. 8 00:01:42,597 --> 00:01:43,807 Valentine's Day. 9 00:01:46,142 --> 00:01:48,812 I'm telling you, he'd better buy you something. 10 00:01:49,187 --> 00:01:52,275 You know what? Valentine's Day is just a dumb made-up holiday. 11 00:01:52,608 --> 00:01:54,485 I love Valentine's Day. 12 00:01:54,735 --> 00:01:57,197 Yeah? Well, I don't know one guy who does. 13 00:01:58,156 --> 00:01:59,324 It sucks! 14 00:02:00,283 --> 00:02:02,452 - Hi, crazy. - Hi, Bill and Bob. 15 00:02:14,756 --> 00:02:15,756 - Oops. - Uh-oh. 16 00:02:16,383 --> 00:02:18,970 - Good morning. - Not with these eyebrows. 17 00:02:19,054 --> 00:02:20,054 Let's see. 18 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:23,182 - They've gone G.I. Joe. - Help me. 19 00:02:29,565 --> 00:02:30,858 Very Madonna. 20 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:33,278 - Swears? - Her eighties phase. 21 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,279 The second time, in two thousand seven. 22 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:45,542 Yes, well, Madonna post-tour for sure. 23 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,585 Yeah, long tour. Eyebrows grow back. 24 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,087 Hey, my eyebrows grow back fast. 25 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,880 Pluck the hair and there's nothing there. 26 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:52,923 - Oops. - Uh-oh. 27 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,721 Good morning. How're my ladies? 28 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:01,807 - Tim! Tim, delivered. - Tim, hi. 29 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:05,646 Well, Tim, that shirt... 30 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:08,233 looks a lot less wrinkled than normal. 31 00:03:08,274 --> 00:03:09,859 Is it, I dare say, ironed? 32 00:03:10,526 --> 00:03:13,738 - Are you trying to impress someone? - Yeah, you. Give me a dirty kiss. 33 00:03:13,821 --> 00:03:15,907 Let's see if you can turn me. 34 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:20,620 I can't! 35 00:03:22,706 --> 00:03:23,706 Give me that. 36 00:03:23,749 --> 00:03:24,834 I take that. 37 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:27,962 - What would you do without them? - Oops and Uh-oh? 38 00:03:28,046 --> 00:03:29,130 - Oops. - Uh-oh. 39 00:03:29,255 --> 00:03:31,925 Lose my mind. How's it going for you? 40 00:03:32,509 --> 00:03:34,971 Lexy and Dominique have that flu. 41 00:03:35,054 --> 00:03:37,973 Now I think Annie is getting it. She's crabby. 42 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:40,559 - 'Cause she's sick? - No, 'cause she's Annie. 43 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:44,188 You know, I've gotta do something for Valentine's Day. I'm freaking out. 44 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,484 I'll wrap up a dozen roses with some chocolate hearts. 45 00:03:47,525 --> 00:03:48,527 Is that enough? 46 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:51,863 Yeah. All women want to know is that you put some thought into it. 47 00:03:51,946 --> 00:03:53,925 How many men are gonna wake up in a cold sweat tomorrow? 48 00:03:53,949 --> 00:03:55,801 They wait till the last moment they put if off... 49 00:03:55,825 --> 00:03:57,804 then they're on their way home and everything's closed... 50 00:03:57,828 --> 00:03:59,348 and they're panicking in a Seven-Eleven... 51 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,517 saying, "Do you have any chocolates in a heart shaped box?" 52 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,376 Yeah, my wife's gonna love my gut 'cause I'm more romantic? 53 00:04:04,502 --> 00:04:05,502 Yes. 54 00:04:06,504 --> 00:04:08,006 Less vitamins, okay? 55 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,883 Are my eyebrows holding up? 56 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,513 Hey, will you do mine? I have date Number One tomorrow with a cute new guy. 57 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,389 - New guy! - Let me get you those roses. 58 00:04:20,186 --> 00:04:21,438 What happened to the other guy? 59 00:04:22,398 --> 00:04:24,190 - Five dates. - So it's over. 60 00:04:24,273 --> 00:04:27,736 - Ends it before the guy can. - Got the safety set on her heart. 61 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:30,655 - That's a country song. - From her album, "Fear of Commitment". 62 00:04:30,696 --> 00:04:32,741 Hi. Guess what? I can hear you. 63 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:36,954 It is not wrong that I want every day to be Valentine's Day. 64 00:04:37,037 --> 00:04:38,956 - No! - Here you go. 65 00:04:39,207 --> 00:04:41,459 - For Annie. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 66 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,043 All right, you guys. 67 00:04:43,961 --> 00:04:45,839 Dress up again for us tomorrow. 68 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,676 - Yeah, maybe I'll wear deodorant. - Why start now? 69 00:04:49,093 --> 00:04:50,552 Have a nice day. 70 00:04:50,844 --> 00:04:54,557 Okay, we've got to reorganize this fridge. Just move that over there... 71 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,351 move this over here. It's gonna be crazy in here tomorrow. 72 00:05:13,911 --> 00:05:16,455 Uh-uh, I call shotgun. Hi. 73 00:05:17,874 --> 00:05:20,334 I'm Genevieve. May I help you? 74 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:23,754 Hi. 75 00:05:23,838 --> 00:05:25,149 I saw you at the old pizza place. 76 00:05:25,173 --> 00:05:27,176 What? You're not thinking of buying it, are you? 77 00:05:27,259 --> 00:05:29,387 It's been a ribs place and a chicken wings place... 78 00:05:29,471 --> 00:05:30,638 and everybody goes bankrupt. 79 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,222 That place is cursed. 80 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,350 I just bought it. 81 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,228 - Congratulations! - Awesome! 82 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,269 - That's amazing! - Yay! 83 00:05:37,562 --> 00:05:39,523 Yeah, I'm reopening it as a tapas bar. 84 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:41,025 What's it called? 85 00:05:41,359 --> 00:05:42,569 Get on Tapas. 86 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:50,493 Get on Tapas. Get it? A tapas bar. 87 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,664 Are you Spanish? 88 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,540 No. 89 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:58,584 Why are you opening a tapas place? 90 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:02,715 Well, I saw this graph of recent graduates from my law school... 91 00:06:02,798 --> 00:06:05,634 and statistically, I was right where it said I should be. 92 00:06:05,676 --> 00:06:09,889 Felt a little cookie-cuttered, had a one-third life crisis. Quit the firm. 93 00:06:10,472 --> 00:06:13,017 - That's nuts. - Anyway... 94 00:06:14,018 --> 00:06:16,438 I'm here to get some flowers for my girlfriend. 95 00:06:17,439 --> 00:06:18,690 Your girlfriend. 96 00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:20,108 Excellent. 97 00:06:21,778 --> 00:06:24,112 - Very romantic. - What's over here? 98 00:06:24,404 --> 00:06:26,157 Good, good. Because... 99 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:30,079 I'll be honest, I'm kind of on shaky ground with this one. 100 00:06:30,328 --> 00:06:33,207 I grew up in Atlanta and down there... 101 00:06:33,415 --> 00:06:36,961 if a date turned into the morning after that's your girlfriend now. 102 00:06:38,045 --> 00:06:40,130 But I don't know if this is my girlfriend... 103 00:06:40,213 --> 00:06:42,049 or if it's just somebody I'm dating. 104 00:06:42,341 --> 00:06:44,635 - Well, how long has it been? - Two months. 105 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:46,846 Sounds like a girlfriend to me. 106 00:06:48,431 --> 00:06:50,933 Okay. So I'll take these. 107 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,189 These are for friendship. 108 00:06:55,731 --> 00:06:57,816 Now for Valentine's Day... 109 00:07:00,611 --> 00:07:02,572 these are for girlfriends. 110 00:07:03,072 --> 00:07:04,490 I did not know that. 111 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:08,036 So, do you know if she's home right now? 112 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:12,832 No. She's a flight attendant and she's out of town. She travels a lot. 113 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:16,879 You know what would be romantic? You get the landlord to let you in... 114 00:07:16,963 --> 00:07:20,884 and then you leave these beside her bedside. 115 00:07:27,556 --> 00:07:29,225 That's a great idea. 116 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,021 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 117 00:07:39,069 --> 00:07:40,529 Happy Valentine's Day. 118 00:07:41,405 --> 00:07:43,700 Happy Valentine's Day. 119 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,958 - Why'd you say that, Genevieve? - What? 120 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,545 - That poor guy. - That old line. She's not "traveling". 121 00:07:54,587 --> 00:07:55,797 She's got three boyfriends. 122 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:59,092 Guys like that never see it coming. 123 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:01,053 - How'd you get in? - Boy. 124 00:08:01,136 --> 00:08:03,472 He's the type of guy who doesn't know he's good-looking... 125 00:08:03,597 --> 00:08:06,141 and goes and gives a woman his heart and he gets stomped on. 126 00:08:06,642 --> 00:08:11,064 Over and over and over again. 127 00:08:17,445 --> 00:08:20,031 No Dijon! You'll take American mustard and like it. 128 00:08:20,197 --> 00:08:23,619 - Okay. - That's dumb. Soap can't get dirty. 129 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:26,288 - If mud fell on it. - It would wash right off. 130 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:28,749 Wouldn't the mud be declared clean on impact? 131 00:08:28,832 --> 00:08:32,169 Right, it's soap! The word means clean. 132 00:08:32,252 --> 00:08:33,421 What, like, in Latin? 133 00:08:34,631 --> 00:08:37,009 Thanks, Mom, but that's Valentine's Day. 134 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:39,094 Can you make beef stroganoff with chicken? 135 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:42,598 Yes. You can definitely substitute chicken. 136 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:44,933 - With Egg Beaters? - Or Egg Beaters. 137 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,103 - It'll be too sticky. - Okay, I gotta go. 138 00:08:47,186 --> 00:08:48,938 Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye. 139 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,607 - Yeah, bye. - Bye-bye. 140 00:08:51,191 --> 00:08:53,318 Hey, get your meat paws off my food. 141 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,819 All right, everyone. 142 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,740 What are the plans for Valentine's Day? 143 00:08:58,281 --> 00:08:59,615 It's too much pressure. 144 00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:02,202 My skull is gonna cave in. 145 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,455 All right, it's the celebration of romance. 146 00:09:04,539 --> 00:09:07,123 Not if you've been single since pubes. 147 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:12,004 Kathy, what about the guy you see on the bus every day? 148 00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:14,090 I'm taking your advice, I'm waiting to be wooed. 149 00:09:14,174 --> 00:09:16,802 - Good. - Although I did accidentally... 150 00:09:16,844 --> 00:09:18,137 kick his seat. 151 00:09:19,053 --> 00:09:20,513 Very nice. Dan? 152 00:09:21,974 --> 00:09:26,103 I bought a girl at work some chocolates. 153 00:09:26,687 --> 00:09:28,023 That's really sweet. 154 00:09:28,523 --> 00:09:29,817 - Yeah? - Yes. 155 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:33,403 Very good. Brian? 156 00:09:34,571 --> 00:09:37,241 I think I'm gonna bake the girl at the newsstand a cake. 157 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:38,576 It's not funny. 158 00:09:38,742 --> 00:09:40,203 - That's nice. - Yeah? 159 00:09:40,328 --> 00:09:42,706 - Yeah. - Hey, hey, hey, sorry I'm late! 160 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:43,831 - Hi. - Hi. 161 00:09:44,123 --> 00:09:45,874 Sorry, y'all, I was late. I know. 162 00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:51,340 Java Joint guy asked me out. 163 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,174 - You already went there? - Yup. 164 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:55,219 Have you Googled him? 165 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,280 He was a total chubster in middle school... 166 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,866 but then he played football in high school and he lost the weight. 167 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,436 And his mom's a teacher and his dad sells used cars. 168 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,523 I went back and I told him his best friend's name in high school... 169 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,193 and that it would be a perfect name for our first child. 170 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,783 - Weird? - If weird means spooky. 171 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,827 Hey, you have to wait to be wooed. 172 00:10:18,954 --> 00:10:22,040 Anyway, we have a date tonight. 173 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:24,292 I really don't wanna mess this one up. 174 00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:27,587 Then don't text him eighty-two times between now and then. 175 00:10:27,671 --> 00:10:29,382 Yes. Wait to be wooed. 176 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:33,135 And then you have five dates. And that's all. 177 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:34,343 Okay. 178 00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:36,388 Just tell me what to do one more time. 179 00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:40,392 All right. Date One: Breathless flirting. 180 00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:43,229 Date Two: Tummy flip flops. 181 00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:46,232 Date Three: The adventurous date. 182 00:10:46,441 --> 00:10:48,693 Date Four: Be fun and fabulous. 183 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:51,238 - I'm always fun and fabulous. - Date Five... 184 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:55,743 make it the best date ever. And then you say good-bye. 185 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:58,998 When the romance is gone, it's time to move on. 186 00:10:59,373 --> 00:11:02,584 He'll only remember you with sweet soft memories. 187 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:06,254 And you? You will never be hurt again. 188 00:11:07,548 --> 00:11:10,635 Okay. I'm totally doing it your way. 189 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,597 - And keep those knees together. - Dang. 190 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,443 - Happy Valentine's Day! - Thank you! 191 00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:30,406 Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day! 192 00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:34,035 Hi, happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day! 193 00:11:34,118 --> 00:11:37,080 Hi, guys, happy Valentine's Day. 194 00:11:37,581 --> 00:11:39,708 - Hi, happy Valentine's Day! - Thanks. 195 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:42,461 Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day! 196 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,715 - Happy Valentine's Day! - Help! 197 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,304 Welcome back. 198 00:11:50,428 --> 00:11:51,428 This sucks. 199 00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:53,890 Let's go in. 200 00:11:55,141 --> 00:11:56,602 I can't see you. 201 00:11:57,645 --> 00:11:58,688 Hiya, Greg. 202 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,815 Happy V-Day, buddy. 203 00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,652 Wow, look at this place. 204 00:12:06,903 --> 00:12:08,363 Big mistake. 205 00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,828 Where are you taking her tonight? 206 00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:15,414 What's with that? 207 00:12:16,247 --> 00:12:18,333 For setting me up with a flight attendant. 208 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,086 Yeah, let's go meet some flight attendants. 209 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:23,923 - I just got dumped by one. - One what? 210 00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:26,343 A flight attendant. The one you set me up with. 211 00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:28,469 How'd that go? 212 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:32,683 - Do you ever listen? - Well, then I'd have to hear you, buddy. 213 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,353 She said my actions let her know that we weren't exclusive. 214 00:12:36,437 --> 00:12:38,189 I thought we were exclusive. 215 00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,523 So? 216 00:12:39,816 --> 00:12:43,277 So it's my fault once again, for not understanding The Game. 217 00:12:43,569 --> 00:12:45,197 No, there's no game tonight. 218 00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:51,370 Well, I don't think long-term relationships work. 219 00:12:51,912 --> 00:12:54,205 - I haven't had a relationship in a year. - Really? 220 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:55,915 - Yeah. - Here, enjoy. 221 00:12:56,249 --> 00:12:58,627 And you seem like a fun guy. 222 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:02,298 I'm sorry. Pardon, I just wanna take this. It's my friend. 223 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,843 She keeps calling and I'm a bit worried about her. 224 00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:06,427 I'll be right with you. 225 00:13:06,761 --> 00:13:09,264 Hi, Tammy. Are you okay? Aren't you on a date? 226 00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,767 - Hello? - God. 227 00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:17,649 I downloaded Coffee Guy's yearbook photos... 228 00:13:18,191 --> 00:13:20,276 and I made him a scrapbook. 229 00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:22,111 And he blanched... 230 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:23,780 and ran out. 231 00:13:25,991 --> 00:13:27,368 I'm so sorry. 232 00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:33,457 You're watching "Jerry Maguire" again. 233 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,710 - No. - Listen to me. 234 00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,796 Nobody completes anybody! 235 00:13:38,838 --> 00:13:40,958 Tammy, you're the best. I'll call you when I get home. 236 00:13:41,006 --> 00:13:42,675 - Turn off the TV! - Okay. 237 00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:45,343 Hi. 238 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:49,432 So, wait, wait. Let's... let's go back to what you were talking about. 239 00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:52,270 You don't want a relationship? 240 00:13:53,146 --> 00:13:55,982 Yes, I do not want a relationship. 241 00:13:56,648 --> 00:13:59,194 They're just an emotional cage... 242 00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:02,614 that sad couples peek from behind the bars of... 243 00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:05,201 looking at all us happy single people... 244 00:14:05,326 --> 00:14:09,371 wondering what fear of being alone made them say "I do". 245 00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:13,668 So, you're some kind of swinger? 246 00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:16,379 What just happened? 247 00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:28,100 - Oops. - Uh-oh. 248 00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:30,351 Okay. 249 00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,741 I can just imagine the tapas on that. 250 00:14:44,744 --> 00:14:46,162 - Hi. - Hi. 251 00:14:47,705 --> 00:14:49,415 It looks great in here. 252 00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:51,584 Well, thanks. 253 00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:53,168 So... 254 00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,589 - you're opening soon. - No. 255 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,050 Yes, I guess. 256 00:14:58,259 --> 00:15:01,512 I was thinking, I would like to provide your floral arrangements. 257 00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,137 Well... 258 00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,559 I didn't put flowers in my budget. 259 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,398 I'm sorry. I thought you just said you didn't put flowers into your budget. 260 00:15:11,731 --> 00:15:13,357 - I did. - Take it back. 261 00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:15,776 What? 262 00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:18,196 Greg, with all due respect... 263 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:20,783 you're making a huge mistake. 264 00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:25,079 A new restaurant is not just about the food. 265 00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:28,375 It's about ambiance and soul. 266 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,586 Now, flowers provide a salve to our senses... 267 00:15:31,753 --> 00:15:34,841 because aesthetic beauty calms us and soothes us. 268 00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:38,927 Which means, customers will feel good here. 269 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:42,139 They will linger, they'll order more wine... 270 00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:45,310 which means they'll have dessert and they will leave happy. 271 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,730 And they will go home and they're gonna make love. 272 00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:50,940 They will wake up in a great mood and then tell everybody... 273 00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:55,195 about the fabulous new tapas restaurant they just went to. 274 00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:58,866 Flowers do all that? 275 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:00,910 Yes. 276 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,752 How much? 277 00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:10,378 Not much. 278 00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:14,883 You're good. 279 00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:17,469 Who told you? 280 00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:25,854 - Mom call-waiting. I should go. - I should tile my patio. 281 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,774 On "Martha Stewart," she did it on her own. 282 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,859 She even fired her own tiles in a homemade kiln. 283 00:16:30,984 --> 00:16:33,613 I'll bet she can glaze a ham with her feet. 284 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:37,324 Okay, why did I call? Let me see, now I can't remember. 285 00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:38,868 Yes, yes, yes. 286 00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:42,830 What was the name of the man who had the dog that looked like a cat? 287 00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:43,955 Okay... 288 00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:45,248 He died. 289 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,422 I'm sorry. All right, I'll send some flowers. 290 00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:51,298 - Okay. - Okay. Yeah, bye. 291 00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:53,926 - Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye. - Bye-bye. 292 00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:58,806 One new message. 293 00:16:58,973 --> 00:17:01,727 Hi, Genevieve. It's me, your dad. 294 00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:05,439 Just calling to say hi and see what you're up to. 295 00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:07,858 Give me a call some time. 296 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,993 Then why is it called a lawn mower and not just a mower... 297 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,203 since you don't mow anything but a lawn? 298 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,205 You could get mowed down by a car. 299 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,000 - Yeah, but not with a lawn mower. See? - Yes, you could. 300 00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:26,162 If it was running on your lawn and you bent over, it could run right over you. 301 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,758 - Why would you do that? - Hey, Dan. 302 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,009 You got a really fat head. 303 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,388 - Maybe it's your face. - Yeah, it's hereditary. 304 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,266 My mom has a fat face and my dad has a fat head. 305 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,729 You should see his mom's head. It's huge. 306 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,522 Can I help you? 307 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:49,112 Hi. I'm Greg Gatlin. I own the new restaurant down the street. 308 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:50,988 Good. I missed the pizza. 309 00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:54,410 Well, now it's a tapas bar called Get on Tapas. 310 00:17:55,787 --> 00:17:56,787 I don't get it. 311 00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,706 Tapas bar. 312 00:18:01,584 --> 00:18:02,711 I don't get it. 313 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:04,921 Tapas bar. 314 00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:16,558 Anyway, I'm having a party in a couple weeks. Hope you can come. 315 00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,269 - I don't go to parties. - Yeah, I don't think so. 316 00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:22,231 - Free food and drinks. - Why didn't you said so? 317 00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:24,524 - Welcome to the neighborhood. - Thank you. 318 00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,821 - Yeah, good luck with the restaurant. - You know that place is cursed, right? 319 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,282 I'm gonna beat that curse... 320 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,910 but I'll need you to Get on Tapas. 321 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,680 It's a florist's secret that the purple ones have the deepest scent. 322 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:55,225 For the party, I'm gonna put one on a hair comb for your girlfriend. 323 00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:57,811 No girlfriend. 324 00:18:58,228 --> 00:18:59,437 I'm sorry. 325 00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:03,359 - She wasn't who I thought she was. - Okay, well... 326 00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:06,946 owner of this new hot Brooklyn restaurant... 327 00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:08,699 you are gonna meet somebody new. 328 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:12,994 No, no, no. I'm off relationships. 329 00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:15,873 Fantastic. You'll be so much happier. 330 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:21,505 Okay, you're not gonna say that thing that women always say... 331 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,310 which is I haven't found the right one yet? 332 00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:26,301 No. I don't believe there's just one person. 333 00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:28,554 What? 334 00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:31,098 I don't believe people are meant to be in relationships. 335 00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:34,018 - What? - Yeah, we should just have fun. 336 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,689 And when the romance is gone, move on. 337 00:19:37,606 --> 00:19:41,192 - Well, how long does that last? - Five dates to be exact. 338 00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:42,902 That is exact. 339 00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:46,114 Five dates happens to be the perfect amount of time... 340 00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:48,450 to achieve maximum fun with no pain. 341 00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:51,120 No expectation equals no disappointment. 342 00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:52,996 It's just fun, and there are no rules. 343 00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,584 - No rules? - No rules. 344 00:19:56,918 --> 00:20:00,172 And you know what? In relationships, that's all there are. 345 00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:03,258 You know, one person wants more, the other person wants less. 346 00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:06,011 And then they act out cheat, come back, stay out of guilt... 347 00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:07,822 oops, now someone's pregnant, all of a sudden... 348 00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:09,265 you're married and hate each other. 349 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,937 Dating is just so much more romantic. 350 00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:18,107 So, you love romance but not relationships? 351 00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:20,986 What's to love about something that only brings unhappiness? 352 00:20:22,029 --> 00:20:23,907 It's just... It's just not natural. 353 00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:27,201 Do you know any happy couples? 354 00:20:27,576 --> 00:20:29,286 All the time? No, but... 355 00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:32,039 I am happy all the time. 356 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:35,543 That's hot. Is she hot? 357 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,296 Doesn't matter. Her attitude is hot. 358 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:42,217 She could have three eyes, two butts and a tooth and I'd do her. 359 00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,887 Hey, does this tie say "My client's guilty"? 360 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:45,970 She's just... 361 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,892 Hey, when was the last time you had a good pastrami sandwich? 362 00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:53,312 New cafeteria girl has a sexy thin eyebrows thing going on. 363 00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:55,440 All right, I'm gonna ask her out. 364 00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:59,069 You lucky moron, she just wants to have sex with you. 365 00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:01,405 What? Don't be ridiculous. 366 00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:05,285 Dude, trust me. Chicks love an assertive guy. 367 00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:07,996 Come on, try it for once. 368 00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:19,841 I wanna have sex with you. 369 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100 Greg... 370 00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:30,771 just because I don't believe in relationships... 371 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,396 does not mean that I'm easy. 372 00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:36,485 If you are interested in spending some time with me, you may romance me. 373 00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:37,569 Got it? 374 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:38,862 Okay. 375 00:21:41,324 --> 00:21:42,324 Sorry. 376 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160 It's okay. 377 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:49,124 Now... it just so happens, I am open for wooing. 378 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,294 Okay. What do I do? 379 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:54,923 Well, anything. 380 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,966 Women appreciate any gesture of romance. 381 00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,093 I'm not a romantic. 382 00:22:00,427 --> 00:22:02,930 You broke into your ex's apartment with roses. 383 00:22:03,181 --> 00:22:05,100 I caught her in bed. 384 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:06,851 You did? 385 00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:12,233 That was my fault. I'm sorry. 386 00:22:12,316 --> 00:22:13,859 - Back to this. - Okay. 387 00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:17,572 Just put some effort into it. 388 00:22:18,073 --> 00:22:20,158 Women like to be pursued. 389 00:22:20,992 --> 00:22:24,329 I've been flown to Hawaii, I've had my name peed in the snow. 390 00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:27,332 It all counts. 391 00:22:29,502 --> 00:22:30,502 Okay. 392 00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:35,675 How about rent a billboard that says, "Let's bone"? 393 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,470 Or "You got nice hair". 394 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,972 Look, I am intrigued by this theory of hers. 395 00:22:41,056 --> 00:22:43,184 My instincts are messed up and... 396 00:22:43,683 --> 00:22:47,353 stat-wise my dump ratio is off the charts lately. 397 00:22:47,478 --> 00:22:49,648 Lately? No, you've always gotten burned. 398 00:22:49,773 --> 00:22:53,235 Remember in law school that chick who dumped you by fax? 399 00:22:53,652 --> 00:22:55,947 Or the one who ditched you for a party clown? 400 00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:59,700 - That's why I hate clowns. - I like balloon animals. 401 00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:01,327 Especially giraffes. 402 00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:06,792 Hey, but with this chick, you can't get dumped. 403 00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:13,048 You're so right. That's the beauty of it. 404 00:23:13,257 --> 00:23:16,177 We're both agreeing to end it after five dates. 405 00:23:16,386 --> 00:23:17,530 I think I'm gonna try this... 406 00:23:17,554 --> 00:23:20,140 see if I can come out without the usual intestine-twisting pain. 407 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:23,061 What, am I boring you? I sound like I'm on Oprah's couch? 408 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,104 Man, Oprah is hot. 409 00:23:34,822 --> 00:23:36,450 - Oops. - Uh-oh. 410 00:23:37,492 --> 00:23:38,492 Here you go. 411 00:23:50,214 --> 00:23:51,214 Hello. 412 00:23:56,054 --> 00:23:57,431 - Hi. - Hey. 413 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,143 Don't you guys have something to do in the back? 414 00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:04,395 No. 415 00:24:06,107 --> 00:24:10,028 Could you take these to that place that ordered them that day... 416 00:24:10,112 --> 00:24:12,281 when they called on the phone to ask about them? 417 00:24:17,869 --> 00:24:18,912 Thank you. 418 00:24:32,052 --> 00:24:34,137 I have not asked you out. 419 00:24:35,389 --> 00:24:37,183 But I'm working on it. 420 00:24:37,558 --> 00:24:40,811 I'm just stumped by the whole romance thing... 421 00:24:41,186 --> 00:24:43,022 the gesture to woo you with. 422 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,111 Jewelry, a stuffed animal. 423 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,780 I mean, I just, you know, a bird? 424 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,617 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 425 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,163 Well, you're not "supposed" to do... 426 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:58,705 anything. 427 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,504 You know what, forget it. It's okay. 428 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:08,716 Obviously this is just causing you stress and... Let's be friends. 429 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:27,612 Hey, what's that? 430 00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:29,716 - No, no, hey... - Hey, wait a minute. No, don't. 431 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,410 It's got my name on it! Let me see. 432 00:25:32,827 --> 00:25:35,037 "Roses are red, violets are blue. 433 00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:38,625 Will you be my date for my restaurant opening? I hope you do." 434 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:40,002 There you go! 435 00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:48,551 - To Get on Tapas! - To Get on Tapas! 436 00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:50,679 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 437 00:25:50,763 --> 00:25:52,557 I can't believe I did it. 438 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,560 I'm really glad you're here. 439 00:25:57,269 --> 00:25:58,980 To our first date. 440 00:26:03,443 --> 00:26:06,739 - Is this an okay first date? - Yes, it's perfect. 441 00:26:06,823 --> 00:26:07,823 Okay. 442 00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:10,409 Because Date Number One is a new beginning. 443 00:26:10,576 --> 00:26:13,246 Well, this place is going to take up a lot of my time, so... 444 00:26:13,788 --> 00:26:17,250 I'll have to take it slow with us. Is there a time frame? 445 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,960 No. 446 00:26:19,462 --> 00:26:20,462 Okay. 447 00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:25,760 What a dump! I'm just joking. Nice place. When you closing? 448 00:26:27,304 --> 00:26:29,222 Best burrito bar I've ever seen. 449 00:26:29,305 --> 00:26:31,433 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cal, this is Genevieve... 450 00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:33,935 - the girl I told you about. - When? 451 00:26:35,185 --> 00:26:36,270 Five dates. 452 00:26:36,938 --> 00:26:40,442 Hello. I'm Cal, short for Callous. 453 00:26:41,818 --> 00:26:44,822 On behalf of men everywhere, I would just like to say thank you. 454 00:26:45,323 --> 00:26:49,284 You should teach a course to all the crazy, clingy broads that I've... 455 00:26:49,368 --> 00:26:52,038 hey, this is ping. 456 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,835 Is this your adopted daughter? 457 00:26:58,588 --> 00:27:00,005 She's my date. 458 00:27:01,507 --> 00:27:03,592 Good, someone's choking. 459 00:27:05,428 --> 00:27:06,263 Behave. 460 00:27:06,346 --> 00:27:08,807 Dude, is there a club of them? Are there others here? 461 00:27:10,183 --> 00:27:12,018 Get ping a drink. 462 00:27:13,687 --> 00:27:14,687 There you go. 463 00:27:18,276 --> 00:27:19,902 Sorry about Cal. 464 00:27:21,905 --> 00:27:24,948 - He's harmless. - Yeah. If you're vaccinated. 465 00:27:27,285 --> 00:27:28,703 Hey, I... 466 00:27:29,036 --> 00:27:31,039 I saw this and thought of you. 467 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,044 I love it! 468 00:27:37,546 --> 00:27:38,922 Yeah, Spanish flowers. 469 00:27:39,632 --> 00:27:41,718 It's really thoughtful. Thank you. 470 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,555 God! For a while there, it was gonna be a scented candle. 471 00:27:46,056 --> 00:27:47,683 That would have been nice, too. 472 00:27:48,392 --> 00:27:50,351 What about... notepaper? 473 00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:52,229 - Lovely. - Scarf? 474 00:27:52,396 --> 00:27:54,315 - Yes. - Antique stool? 475 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:57,568 - Creepy. - Really? 476 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:58,777 Yeah. 477 00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:03,116 I'm not really a fan of antiques. 478 00:28:03,741 --> 00:28:04,867 You know, they... 479 00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:08,372 I can kind of only see the person who once had it, you know... 480 00:28:08,497 --> 00:28:10,916 like their, their dead hand clutching it. 481 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:12,416 You know? 482 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,004 Good to know. 483 00:28:15,588 --> 00:28:18,465 Other stuff: Jazz makes me nervous and nauseas... 484 00:28:18,716 --> 00:28:21,136 and one sleeve dresses, they're just wrong. 485 00:28:21,428 --> 00:28:23,680 I'm hot, no this arm's cold. 486 00:28:24,347 --> 00:28:25,347 Got it. 487 00:28:25,557 --> 00:28:26,557 Okay. 488 00:28:27,350 --> 00:28:28,936 And what are your fears? 489 00:28:30,437 --> 00:28:31,814 Opening a restaurant. 490 00:28:35,444 --> 00:28:37,028 How are reservations? 491 00:28:39,906 --> 00:28:42,826 A few people have called. For pizza. 492 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:49,209 You smell nice. 493 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:53,003 This is the good part. 494 00:28:53,796 --> 00:28:54,797 What? 495 00:28:55,548 --> 00:28:57,132 The anticipation. 496 00:29:12,108 --> 00:29:13,818 So thanks for taking the day off work. 497 00:29:13,944 --> 00:29:16,072 An art gallery opening, what a great idea! 498 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:19,199 Yeah? Good, good, because you said our second date should be... 499 00:29:19,282 --> 00:29:22,453 theatrical or cultural, so I thought of this, or... 500 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,996 maybe a concert. 501 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,351 Okay, I don't know what you're thinking to do about for music... 502 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:32,922 for your restaurant, but I saw this band at a wedding I did last year... 503 00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:34,967 and they can play anything. 504 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,346 That's, that's so thoughtful of you. 505 00:29:42,058 --> 00:29:43,349 "Exhalations". 506 00:30:01,788 --> 00:30:04,165 It's called "Manifest Destiny. 507 00:30:24,478 --> 00:30:26,188 It's called "Train Tracks". 508 00:30:29,192 --> 00:30:30,526 Isn't it beautiful? 509 00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:36,909 Two thousand dollars. 510 00:30:37,118 --> 00:30:39,829 What? Let me see that. 511 00:30:49,590 --> 00:30:52,134 This one's called "I Hate Grandma". 512 00:30:53,594 --> 00:30:54,721 For real? 513 00:30:55,764 --> 00:30:56,807 No. 514 00:30:57,432 --> 00:30:58,682 What's it called? 515 00:31:01,978 --> 00:31:03,105 "Yellow dot". 516 00:31:07,234 --> 00:31:08,819 I don't see it. 517 00:31:29,926 --> 00:31:31,510 I'm so glad you didn't like it. 518 00:31:31,593 --> 00:31:33,763 I'm so glad you didn't like it, either. 519 00:31:35,974 --> 00:31:37,601 Now, on Date Number Two... 520 00:31:37,684 --> 00:31:41,355 we do the requisite trading of familial background information. 521 00:31:42,439 --> 00:31:44,900 A sister, two parents, all close. 522 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:48,238 Okay, no siblings, parents divorced, not close to my father. 523 00:31:48,572 --> 00:31:49,614 Why not? 524 00:31:50,406 --> 00:31:53,785 - My dad cheated. - That must've been hard. 525 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:56,120 Well, I plan to get over it one day. 526 00:31:56,371 --> 00:32:00,166 Yeah, yeah, it's good to let that seething anger fester for a long time. 527 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:07,132 Well, changing the subject, you owe me something private back. 528 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:12,430 Jeez. One time, I heard my parents. 529 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,266 - No, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 530 00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:17,060 Couldn't look them in the eye until I was in college. 531 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,645 "Hey, Mom, Dad." 532 00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,025 Weird. 533 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:29,365 - This is a fun date. - You like my system, huh? 534 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:32,660 Yeah, so far so good. I mean, no expectations... 535 00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:37,125 or wondering if the other person is looking for some kind of commitment. 536 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,964 - No worrying about the first kiss. - Yeah, that's over. 537 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:53,641 I'm... 538 00:32:55,727 --> 00:32:58,980 I'm not really good with the public display of affection kind of thing. 539 00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:00,858 Okay. Okay. 540 00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:29,782 Go, go, go back to the part about the kissing. 541 00:33:29,806 --> 00:33:30,723 Yeah, the part about the kissing. 542 00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:33,351 - Wait, when's the next date? - Yeah, when's the next date? 543 00:33:33,434 --> 00:33:34,436 In eight days. 544 00:33:34,477 --> 00:33:36,456 I told him Date Number Three should be an adventure. 545 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,066 - I can't wait. - I can't wait. 546 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,116 Cal recommended this place. 547 00:33:47,617 --> 00:33:51,581 Okay, this sake is called Nigori and it's very unique. 548 00:33:52,081 --> 00:33:54,918 Later we're gonna try Junmai, which is very pure. 549 00:33:55,084 --> 00:33:56,001 Okay. 550 00:33:56,085 --> 00:33:58,755 But here's the adventure... a sake bomb! 551 00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:01,591 Okay. 552 00:34:02,134 --> 00:34:03,928 All right! 553 00:34:04,011 --> 00:34:08,348 It's time for Kamikaze Karaoke! 554 00:34:11,477 --> 00:34:15,022 Where I put the songs, nobody knows! 555 00:34:16,399 --> 00:34:18,902 All right, our first... 556 00:34:19,152 --> 00:34:20,569 player is... 557 00:34:20,944 --> 00:34:23,406 seat number six. 558 00:34:23,782 --> 00:34:27,327 Look under your chair for your number. 559 00:34:27,661 --> 00:34:28,662 Seat six. 560 00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:32,501 - That's me! - Come on down! Come on! 561 00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:34,042 Come on, hurry up! 562 00:34:36,546 --> 00:34:39,049 That's my number! What's my song? 563 00:34:39,174 --> 00:34:42,553 You are singing "polly Wolly Doodle". 564 00:34:42,636 --> 00:34:46,015 - I don't know the words. - That's why it's... 565 00:34:46,098 --> 00:34:48,726 Kamikaze Karaoke! 566 00:34:53,356 --> 00:34:54,482 Did you know about this? 567 00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:56,526 No. 568 00:34:57,403 --> 00:34:58,820 I went down south 569 00:34:58,861 --> 00:35:02,365 For to see my Sal Sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day 570 00:35:05,745 --> 00:35:07,579 That was great, that was great! 571 00:35:07,746 --> 00:35:10,291 Despite what everyone thinks, that was fantastic. 572 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,335 Nobody knows 573 00:35:13,585 --> 00:35:17,174 The trouble I have seen 574 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,176 Glory 575 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:22,763 Hallelujah 576 00:35:25,141 --> 00:35:26,934 All right, that was wonderful. 577 00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:29,854 I don't know what song that was, but that was fantastic. 578 00:35:29,979 --> 00:35:32,650 Go head, have a seat. Sorry, your time onstage is done. 579 00:35:32,733 --> 00:35:34,192 Thank you very much, sir. 580 00:35:34,359 --> 00:35:37,529 Okay. Next up seat number... 581 00:35:38,113 --> 00:35:40,157 thirty-three. Thirty-three? 582 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:45,371 Thirty-three? Come on, don't be shy! 583 00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:47,581 Thirty-three! 584 00:35:47,873 --> 00:35:52,921 - Thirty-three! - Thirty-three! 585 00:35:53,171 --> 00:35:54,172 Genevieve. 586 00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:58,135 - Thirty-three! - Thirty-three! 587 00:35:58,427 --> 00:35:59,470 Then go! 588 00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:01,972 No way. 589 00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:03,808 Go! 590 00:36:03,891 --> 00:36:08,438 - Thirty-three! - Thirty-three! 591 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:09,689 That's me! 592 00:36:10,107 --> 00:36:11,817 All right! 593 00:36:15,779 --> 00:36:17,198 All right, there you go. 594 00:36:17,281 --> 00:36:19,784 Hi. Okay, you have... 595 00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:23,246 "There's No Livin' Without Your Lovin"'. 596 00:36:23,455 --> 00:36:24,957 - Okay. - All right. 597 00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:26,125 Thank you. 598 00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:31,755 If I can't love you 599 00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:35,258 Till the day I die 600 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:38,930 Then baby, oh baby 601 00:36:39,013 --> 00:36:41,557 What good am I? 602 00:36:41,723 --> 00:36:46,188 If I can't reach out And know that you'll be there 603 00:36:46,355 --> 00:36:50,818 Then this old world Ain't spinning anywhere 604 00:36:51,027 --> 00:36:55,781 And there's no livin' Without your loving 605 00:36:56,991 --> 00:36:58,284 And the fellow! 606 00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:00,787 You can do it! 607 00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:02,456 Something! 608 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,713 Come on! 609 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,636 You suck! You suck! 610 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,473 You suck! You suck! 611 00:37:19,682 --> 00:37:20,974 Enough abuse for you. 612 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,603 Come on down there, missy. That was fantastic. 613 00:37:23,728 --> 00:37:26,732 All right. Big round of applause. 614 00:37:27,191 --> 00:37:29,026 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 615 00:37:30,485 --> 00:37:31,946 - Should we go? - No. 616 00:37:32,154 --> 00:37:35,783 No, I could never get up there. It's too public. 617 00:37:36,659 --> 00:37:38,370 But that's what's fun about karaoke. 618 00:37:38,578 --> 00:37:40,748 I couldn't get up there. 619 00:37:41,957 --> 00:37:45,210 - So you do have a fear. - No. No fear, just a choice. 620 00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:48,714 A choice not to act like an idiot and do something stupid. 621 00:37:49,006 --> 00:37:53,846 Buffalo gals, can you come out tonight Can you come out tonight 622 00:37:53,888 --> 00:37:56,848 I don't know, I think sometimes it's fun to do something stupid. 623 00:37:56,931 --> 00:37:57,933 That's 'cause you're fun. 624 00:37:58,016 --> 00:38:02,312 You're easygoing and nothing fazes you and there's no pretense. 625 00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:05,524 You're blushing. 626 00:38:06,234 --> 00:38:07,234 I am? 627 00:38:08,902 --> 00:38:09,902 Yeah. 628 00:38:13,533 --> 00:38:14,660 Should we order? 629 00:38:15,702 --> 00:38:19,916 Yeah. See if they have public humiliation on the menu. 630 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:22,834 They do. I just had it as an appetizer. 631 00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:30,927 I think it's interesting. 632 00:38:31,053 --> 00:38:34,515 These southern gentlemen, they're not loud and show-offy like us. 633 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,726 You know, he's a gentleman. He doesn't do stupid things. 634 00:38:38,352 --> 00:38:39,854 He's different. 635 00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:43,191 I don't know, she's just so alive, so... 636 00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,027 fearless. 637 00:38:45,902 --> 00:38:48,862 - And the best part? No rules. - Yeah, well, that's different. 638 00:38:49,154 --> 00:38:51,282 - She is different. - Who? 639 00:38:51,783 --> 00:38:52,783 Dinner. 640 00:38:55,121 --> 00:38:56,747 Why are we friends? 641 00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:59,625 Hello, canoe tip? I saved your life at summer camp. 642 00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:02,043 No, no, no. I saved your life, pal. 643 00:39:02,294 --> 00:39:04,422 And I've been loyal to you ever since. 644 00:39:05,298 --> 00:39:07,885 - Here comes Genevieve. - Who's that? 645 00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,638 I gotta get to court. Thanks for the nachos. 646 00:39:12,305 --> 00:39:13,307 Hello. 647 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,767 - Hi. - So I was thinking... 648 00:39:15,976 --> 00:39:19,773 why not get a stellar review and make your place the talk of the town? 649 00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:23,276 - It's that easy? - Yeah. 650 00:39:25,403 --> 00:39:27,281 Well, I'm not ready. 651 00:39:27,364 --> 00:39:29,366 The menu is still in transition. 652 00:39:29,616 --> 00:39:32,871 - It's just a little neighborhood joint. - Really? Well, I thought you'd say that. 653 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,664 So I told him what a nice, hardworking guy you are... 654 00:39:35,747 --> 00:39:38,709 and that opening a restaurant is this huge big change in your life... 655 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:41,754 and he said when you're ready for a review, you just call the paper, okay? 656 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,844 - You called the critic? - Yeah. 657 00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:51,764 Thank you. 658 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:53,392 You're welcome. 659 00:39:58,857 --> 00:40:00,025 Well, I should go. 660 00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:02,777 Okay. 661 00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:23,216 Happy. 662 00:40:24,426 --> 00:40:26,178 You think so? I'd say unhappy. 663 00:40:26,427 --> 00:40:28,305 What looks unhappy about him? 664 00:40:28,388 --> 00:40:31,350 Stooped shoulders, big sigher. Watch. 665 00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:33,269 Wait for it. 666 00:40:38,901 --> 00:40:40,986 - You're good. - I have a gift. 667 00:40:41,069 --> 00:40:42,488 - Yeah, all right. - Watch. 668 00:40:43,405 --> 00:40:45,199 Pretty upbeat guy. 669 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,204 - Worried about office politics. - Is that right? 670 00:40:51,331 --> 00:40:53,416 Pretty upbeat gal. 671 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,627 Worried about... 672 00:40:57,170 --> 00:41:00,007 - nothing? - I told you, happy all the time. 673 00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:05,553 Or just doesn't think about things that make her unhappy. 674 00:41:08,849 --> 00:41:10,517 Look at that old lady. 675 00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:14,982 - Happy. - Yeah. 676 00:41:29,581 --> 00:41:32,584 - Hey, Tim, can I ask you a question? - Keep it clean. 677 00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:36,339 Genevieve's really not into commitment? 678 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,383 No. No, just fun. 679 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,346 What do you think about this five dates theory? 680 00:41:43,804 --> 00:41:47,851 I got a wife, two kids, two mortgages, nosy in-laws... 681 00:41:47,976 --> 00:41:51,896 a dog that humps my La-Z-Boy, and no peace. 682 00:41:52,147 --> 00:41:53,774 I think she's a genius. 683 00:41:54,149 --> 00:41:55,942 She makes me feel like... 684 00:41:57,652 --> 00:41:59,780 it's hard to explain, but like I can do no wrong. 685 00:41:59,947 --> 00:42:02,283 I'm planning dates, I'm buying little gifts. 686 00:42:02,408 --> 00:42:04,160 That's not me, but I like it. 687 00:42:04,327 --> 00:42:07,122 So I wanna do something really special for her. 688 00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:09,499 What do you have in mind? 689 00:42:25,517 --> 00:42:26,601 From Greg. 690 00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:46,873 "In my fantasy, you're wearing these with nothing but a smile." 691 00:42:46,956 --> 00:42:47,874 My! 692 00:42:47,957 --> 00:42:49,877 - Let me see. - Gimme! Gimme! 693 00:42:50,169 --> 00:42:51,378 No! 694 00:42:51,878 --> 00:42:53,339 I don't think so! 695 00:42:53,547 --> 00:42:55,133 It's mine. 696 00:42:57,802 --> 00:43:01,306 I'll be honest. I don't know if I can beat that restaurant's curse. 697 00:43:03,183 --> 00:43:04,350 You will. 698 00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:11,817 This is pretty. 699 00:43:14,028 --> 00:43:15,071 Antique. 700 00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:25,206 Thanks for making dinner. 701 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,836 You said it would make a great fourth date. 702 00:43:29,169 --> 00:43:30,671 Thanks for listening. 703 00:43:35,843 --> 00:43:38,387 To our fourth date in three months. 704 00:43:38,471 --> 00:43:39,471 Yeah. 705 00:43:44,061 --> 00:43:45,521 You know, for me... 706 00:43:45,813 --> 00:43:49,275 romances are usually this fast whirlwind... 707 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,693 and I... 708 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:59,244 I've just really enjoyed taking the time to get to know you. 709 00:43:59,453 --> 00:44:00,830 Yeah, me too. 710 00:44:06,127 --> 00:44:09,255 - So what's this now? - Marinated peppers. 711 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:10,630 That's hot. 712 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:16,054 How hot? 713 00:45:04,816 --> 00:45:06,817 This is the most fun I've ever had. 714 00:45:12,115 --> 00:45:13,241 Me too. 715 00:45:23,795 --> 00:45:27,675 Great. Now I gotta get one of these for my wife for Mother's Day. 716 00:45:28,008 --> 00:45:30,886 Good morning, beautiful boys! 717 00:45:31,721 --> 00:45:34,265 Your skin is very clear. 718 00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:36,768 Your eyes are so white. 719 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:39,646 They did it! They did it! 720 00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:43,149 They did it! They did it! They did it! 721 00:45:45,734 --> 00:45:48,321 Hey, this is none of your business. 722 00:45:49,031 --> 00:45:52,201 - But we're so proud of you! - Deets. I need details. 723 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,080 I would never. I'm a lady. Please! 724 00:45:57,415 --> 00:45:58,415 Okay. 725 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,877 Then we won't ask you about it. 726 00:46:01,586 --> 00:46:02,879 - Good. - Fine. 727 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,841 Super fine. 728 00:46:09,637 --> 00:46:11,389 I have mail to open. 729 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:14,893 Tim, orchids for the Mother's Day rush? 730 00:46:15,059 --> 00:46:16,059 Friday. 731 00:46:17,605 --> 00:46:19,232 How are my eyebrows? 732 00:46:19,939 --> 00:46:22,693 Very Gwen Stefani during pregnancy. 733 00:46:26,946 --> 00:46:29,074 - He cooked for me. - Go on, go on. 734 00:46:29,199 --> 00:46:32,162 - I slept over for two nights. - Go on! 735 00:46:33,203 --> 00:46:35,206 - So this is date number four? - Yeah. 736 00:46:35,289 --> 00:46:37,333 - And there's one more date after this? - Yes. 737 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:39,253 And after date number five, it's over? 738 00:46:41,797 --> 00:46:42,797 Yes. 739 00:46:44,133 --> 00:46:45,551 You seem different. 740 00:46:48,846 --> 00:46:50,390 - How? - I don't know. 741 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:08,367 Hi. 742 00:47:09,328 --> 00:47:10,954 What are we doing? 743 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,497 Can you see Greg? 744 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:18,754 - Yeah. - Okay. 745 00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:22,133 Does he look sick or injured or on fire? 746 00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:27,845 No. 747 00:47:29,682 --> 00:47:31,351 It's been four days? 748 00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:32,852 Yeah. 749 00:47:34,813 --> 00:47:35,855 Four days. 750 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,485 - Why hasn't he called me? - He'll call. 751 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:43,156 So look. It's crazy. 752 00:47:44,032 --> 00:47:45,701 Looks like a reborn... 753 00:47:46,118 --> 00:47:47,118 - Hey. - Hello. 754 00:47:48,828 --> 00:47:51,999 What'll it be today, Genevieve? Pears and Brie? 755 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:55,002 Pate and celery sticks? 756 00:47:55,211 --> 00:47:56,838 I'll have a meatball sandwich. 757 00:47:58,589 --> 00:48:00,133 He hasn't called yet, huh? 758 00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:11,018 How are you? 759 00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:13,688 Good. 760 00:48:14,272 --> 00:48:15,272 Good. 761 00:48:18,861 --> 00:48:19,861 How are you? 762 00:48:20,696 --> 00:48:21,696 Good. 763 00:48:22,449 --> 00:48:23,449 Good. 764 00:48:25,745 --> 00:48:26,745 How are you? 765 00:48:27,996 --> 00:48:29,539 - Good. - Good. 766 00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:31,333 - Good. - Good. 767 00:48:32,961 --> 00:48:33,961 How are you? 768 00:48:35,087 --> 00:48:36,089 Good. 769 00:48:38,425 --> 00:48:39,467 Good, good. 770 00:48:48,935 --> 00:48:50,521 That's on the house. 771 00:48:51,813 --> 00:48:53,607 Genevieve. To go. 772 00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:10,376 - What's going on? - Pardon? 773 00:49:10,543 --> 00:49:12,671 - You didn't call. - What do you mean? 774 00:49:12,754 --> 00:49:15,382 What do you think, you can just have your way with me? 775 00:49:15,465 --> 00:49:17,592 - But you said... - What? What did I say? 776 00:49:17,675 --> 00:49:21,221 Five dates. Then move on. No anger, no recriminations... 777 00:49:21,304 --> 00:49:24,100 - no commitments. - Right. We had four dates. 778 00:49:24,141 --> 00:49:25,935 Four? No, five. 779 00:49:27,354 --> 00:49:28,605 What are you talking about? 780 00:49:28,730 --> 00:49:31,607 Restaurant opening, Date One. Art gallery, Two. 781 00:49:31,648 --> 00:49:34,777 Karaoke, Date Three. Dinner at my place, Date Four. 782 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:37,113 Then, you stayed over that night and the next... 783 00:49:37,155 --> 00:49:41,035 so I thought that whole next day and night was the five dates. 784 00:49:44,955 --> 00:49:46,832 Yeah, I'm just kidding. 785 00:49:49,669 --> 00:49:50,669 You are? 786 00:49:50,962 --> 00:49:52,631 I'm joking. 787 00:49:53,883 --> 00:49:55,883 Yeah, that makes five dates. 788 00:49:56,467 --> 00:50:00,222 - It was a lovely love affair. - Yeah, it was great. I'd like to... 789 00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:02,516 But the romance is gone, so we must move on. 790 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,036 - I know, but do we have to move on... - Yes. 791 00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:07,605 Anymore dates would be a relationship and those do not work. 792 00:50:07,856 --> 00:50:09,649 - I wanna... - Okay. All right, see you. 793 00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:12,069 My God, my sandwich. So hungry. Bye. 794 00:50:16,698 --> 00:50:19,285 When? When? When is she coming back? 795 00:50:19,368 --> 00:50:20,786 Don't you work? 796 00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:22,453 Yes. 797 00:50:24,748 --> 00:50:26,292 Hi. Thanks for coming in. 798 00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:28,669 I heard. 799 00:50:29,253 --> 00:50:30,463 What happened? 800 00:50:30,547 --> 00:50:32,924 He thought we had five dates. 801 00:50:33,049 --> 00:50:36,428 Why on earth would he think a sleepover equals another date? 802 00:50:36,595 --> 00:50:39,181 Maybe because it sort of does. 803 00:50:39,891 --> 00:50:41,142 Can you be quiet? 804 00:50:41,601 --> 00:50:44,396 But maybe it does a little bit for boys, maybe? 805 00:50:48,192 --> 00:50:50,694 - Do you want another date? - No. 806 00:50:51,111 --> 00:50:53,531 - But maybe you do. - No. 807 00:50:53,698 --> 00:50:56,075 Yes. Maybe this could be a relationship, maybe? 808 00:50:56,242 --> 00:50:57,451 No! 809 00:50:59,787 --> 00:51:00,787 Fine. 810 00:51:04,584 --> 00:51:06,419 And let's just be clear, okay? 811 00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:09,172 It was four dates. 812 00:51:10,590 --> 00:51:11,591 Five. 813 00:51:12,258 --> 00:51:13,258 Bye. 814 00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:15,428 Gotta go. 815 00:52:21,210 --> 00:52:24,046 - What's this place called? - Get on Tapas. 816 00:52:25,381 --> 00:52:26,590 That's dirty! 817 00:52:32,681 --> 00:52:35,058 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 818 00:52:35,267 --> 00:52:36,559 What'd I do? 819 00:52:38,811 --> 00:52:39,854 I'm so sorry! 820 00:52:40,188 --> 00:52:42,149 I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 821 00:52:42,357 --> 00:52:44,359 I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! 822 00:52:50,742 --> 00:52:52,785 Yeah, no, no, no. 823 00:52:52,952 --> 00:52:55,330 I gotta... Really, I gotta... 824 00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:58,125 - Really? Come on. Really? - I think I'm catching something. 825 00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,835 You better watch it or you will, too. 826 00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:03,297 Right. Hey, what happened to that one you were "not dating?" 827 00:53:03,422 --> 00:53:06,342 - Five dates. It's over. - Atta boy! 828 00:53:06,425 --> 00:53:09,971 - Yeah. Have fun, man. - Let's roll. Who's first? 829 00:53:15,353 --> 00:53:17,395 Make that booty call. 830 00:53:17,729 --> 00:53:20,857 - It's complicated. - No, honey. My bowels are complicated. 831 00:53:21,024 --> 00:53:23,276 Life is simple. Call her. 832 00:53:25,571 --> 00:53:30,117 If you knew a certain gesture, like, say, calling... 833 00:53:30,284 --> 00:53:34,039 would be considered "needy", and therefore a turnoff... 834 00:53:34,331 --> 00:53:37,209 but you wanted to call, and you felt... 835 00:53:37,543 --> 00:53:40,839 this call could be welcomed this one time... 836 00:53:40,922 --> 00:53:44,967 if you were the one person who took a chance to do something different... 837 00:53:45,718 --> 00:53:49,890 maybe even some would call it romantic... 838 00:53:50,432 --> 00:53:53,269 like calling for another date... 839 00:53:53,436 --> 00:53:54,853 a date that... 840 00:53:55,104 --> 00:53:58,733 if someone were counting, could be numbered above five... 841 00:53:58,858 --> 00:54:00,276 say six... 842 00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:04,740 do you think that would be considered manly? 843 00:54:05,031 --> 00:54:07,992 No, it wouldn't. It would be a pain in the ass. 844 00:54:12,163 --> 00:54:13,165 Thank you. 845 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,544 One new message. 846 00:54:17,086 --> 00:54:20,422 Hi, it's me, your dad. 847 00:54:21,173 --> 00:54:23,760 Well, I guess I missed you again. 848 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:28,307 Maybe I have an old number for you? Did I say it's me? 849 00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:31,810 Gimme a call sometime. 850 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:47,286 Happy birthday! 851 00:54:50,624 --> 00:54:51,706 Hi, Mom. 852 00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:55,253 This is delicious. 853 00:54:55,378 --> 00:54:57,629 I made it from a "Top Chef' recipe. 854 00:54:57,838 --> 00:55:01,134 It's called "Gateau". Now wouldn't you think that's made from a cat's toe? 855 00:55:01,551 --> 00:55:03,971 But it's G, "gateau". 856 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,473 It means cake in French. 857 00:55:07,892 --> 00:55:09,018 Genevieve? 858 00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:13,063 Your father said you never call him. 859 00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:17,570 You talk to Dad? 860 00:55:18,570 --> 00:55:22,407 Of course! He was my life for twenty-five years. 861 00:55:24,076 --> 00:55:26,203 Not the photo. Okay. 862 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:29,833 He had affairs. 863 00:55:46,475 --> 00:55:49,979 So, are you seeing anybody now, Missus Gernier? 864 00:55:51,022 --> 00:55:52,982 - Please say you are. - Yeah. 865 00:55:53,107 --> 00:55:54,107 Okay. 866 00:55:54,567 --> 00:55:57,113 I wouldn't know a thing about dating. 867 00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,239 Ask Genevieve. She's an expert on dating. 868 00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:00,323 Yeah. 869 00:56:01,742 --> 00:56:02,701 Okay. 870 00:56:02,743 --> 00:56:05,663 Hey, hey, wow, we have to get to work. 871 00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:07,123 So, okay. 872 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:10,711 Well, hey, you guys owe me forty bucks for these cameras. 873 00:56:11,045 --> 00:56:13,463 - You gave it to me. - No, I didn't. I said I'd... 874 00:56:13,588 --> 00:56:15,191 - Yeah, you did. - I'm sorry, I didn't mean for that to... 875 00:56:15,215 --> 00:56:18,178 Thanks for coming by. Mom, thanks for the cake. 876 00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:20,304 - Come on! - Happy birthday, dear. 877 00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:33,692 Oops. 878 00:56:34,111 --> 00:56:35,111 Uh-oh. 879 00:56:42,328 --> 00:56:44,539 So now the restaurant is a success? 880 00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:48,794 I told him about that reviewer, and the band. 881 00:56:49,128 --> 00:56:50,712 Do you want to go inside? 882 00:56:51,088 --> 00:56:52,005 No! 883 00:56:52,088 --> 00:56:54,425 You could flirt with the band in front of Greg. 884 00:56:54,466 --> 00:56:55,466 Okay. 885 00:56:55,927 --> 00:56:58,305 Do I have anything in my teeth? 886 00:57:00,807 --> 00:57:01,868 - No, you are okay. - Really? 887 00:57:01,892 --> 00:57:02,892 Yeah. 888 00:57:02,935 --> 00:57:05,229 What about here? Is it like the rings of Saturn? 889 00:57:05,353 --> 00:57:06,479 They're tight. 890 00:57:07,439 --> 00:57:08,982 Yeah, should I pull them up? 891 00:57:09,107 --> 00:57:11,026 - I think so. - It's like they're... 892 00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:14,362 Genevieve! 893 00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,575 - Genevieve! - What? 894 00:57:20,411 --> 00:57:21,411 No. 895 00:57:21,454 --> 00:57:24,374 I know. I'm so sorry. Nobody saw. 896 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,126 - Really? - Yeah, I don't think so. 897 00:57:26,251 --> 00:57:28,837 Maybe a lot of people. No, I don't think so. 898 00:57:29,588 --> 00:57:31,590 - I know what will cheer you up. - What? 899 00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:36,012 There's a really, really cute guy working at the second run movie theater. 900 00:57:36,179 --> 00:57:38,015 They always smell like dust. 901 00:57:38,182 --> 00:57:40,475 - Yeah, I love that. - Okay, go flirt. 902 00:57:41,059 --> 00:57:43,562 - Don't scrapbook him. - I'll try. 903 00:57:51,196 --> 00:57:52,989 - Hi, Mom. - What are you doing? 904 00:57:53,114 --> 00:57:54,614 - Nothing. - Has he called? 905 00:57:54,781 --> 00:57:56,659 I think he's gonna call you. 906 00:58:00,288 --> 00:58:03,000 Pride, it ruins relationships. 907 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,086 - Look, we have to do something. - Yeah, we do. 908 00:58:05,169 --> 00:58:07,049 Why can't she just admit she wants another date? 909 00:58:07,086 --> 00:58:09,757 - Why can't he say it first? - 'Cause guys don't do that. 910 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,361 But that's the problem. We not only have to figure out our own feelings... 911 00:58:12,385 --> 00:58:14,595 we have to tell you what's going on in your tiny heads. 912 00:58:14,721 --> 00:58:17,266 No, no, we have to do everything! We have to plan the date... 913 00:58:17,391 --> 00:58:19,701 have to make sure it's something you've never done before... 914 00:58:19,725 --> 00:58:20,995 have to think of romantic gifts for you... 915 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:23,689 - There you go. - We have to listen to you. 916 00:58:23,731 --> 00:58:26,692 "Please, tell me more about how you're a mixed media artist... 917 00:58:26,734 --> 00:58:29,362 who used to work only exclusively with 'found objects'... 918 00:58:29,446 --> 00:58:31,323 but now you work with cork." 919 00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:35,994 Look, Genevieve has been nothing but kind to us, right? 920 00:58:36,119 --> 00:58:38,432 And she's always there to listen to us and give us advice... 921 00:58:38,456 --> 00:58:39,957 whenever, and wherever, we need it. 922 00:58:40,082 --> 00:58:42,793 - I would be lost without her. - We would all be lost without her. 923 00:58:42,876 --> 00:58:44,962 You guys, before you met Genevieve... 924 00:58:45,045 --> 00:58:47,839 had you ever kissed anything not made of plastic? 925 00:58:49,467 --> 00:58:50,927 - Four dates? - Yes! 926 00:58:59,687 --> 00:59:02,565 Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! 927 00:59:03,065 --> 00:59:05,652 How's about you finish what you started? 928 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:09,947 - Yeah. - Right? 929 00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:19,543 Hey, we got an invitation. 930 00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:24,088 "To all who made Get On Tapas a success... 931 00:59:24,130 --> 00:59:27,549 please join us for a Spanish Feast of the Assumption August fifteenth. 932 00:59:27,633 --> 00:59:29,594 See you there! Greg Gatlin." 933 00:59:31,597 --> 00:59:35,934 Well, someone is making assumptions we're all available August fifteenth. 934 00:59:36,935 --> 00:59:41,607 And making assumptions we care whether his restaurant broke the stupid curse. 935 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,153 He's not even Spanish. Poser. 936 00:59:46,447 --> 00:59:47,530 We're going. 937 00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:49,783 Have a good time. 938 00:59:50,116 --> 00:59:52,787 We're all going. You will wear a pretty dress. 939 00:59:52,912 --> 00:59:56,290 Plus lipstick. And I'm gonna wax those eyebrows right now. 940 00:59:56,499 --> 00:59:58,084 Bill, get more glue sticks. 941 00:59:58,251 --> 01:00:01,128 Her legs are so hairy it looks like she's wearing pants. 942 01:00:02,046 --> 01:00:04,090 Come here, Steve Carell's chest. 943 01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:05,383 No. 944 01:00:31,203 --> 01:00:32,997 Bartender, a drink for the lady. 945 01:00:33,748 --> 01:00:35,082 What's your plan? 946 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,711 Okay, around ten o'clock, I... 947 01:00:39,170 --> 01:00:41,255 The stroke of midnight. 948 01:00:42,590 --> 01:00:45,219 Okay, at the stroke of midnight... 949 01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:48,180 I'm gonna present her with these roses on this comb. 950 01:00:48,389 --> 01:00:50,183 Dude, did you make that yourself? 951 01:00:50,349 --> 01:00:53,061 Lose the comb. Just give her roses. 952 01:00:54,604 --> 01:00:55,604 Okay. 953 01:00:56,106 --> 01:01:00,527 At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to present her with some roses, no comb... 954 01:01:00,819 --> 01:01:02,487 and ask for the other date... 955 01:01:02,779 --> 01:01:05,073 which, depending on your interpretation of five dates... 956 01:01:05,156 --> 01:01:06,634 'cause I do think that I counted correctly... 957 01:01:06,658 --> 01:01:09,161 No, no, no! Cut that last part. 958 01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:13,583 - Okay. - Now make it right. 959 01:01:15,502 --> 01:01:17,003 Okay. Scatter. 960 01:01:23,594 --> 01:01:25,221 - Sorry. - Hey... 961 01:01:25,889 --> 01:01:26,890 Ginger. 962 01:01:27,099 --> 01:01:29,725 - You changed your hair. - What's going on? 963 01:01:29,934 --> 01:01:33,438 But you had your five dates. You're done. My turn. 964 01:01:34,939 --> 01:01:36,567 Go get some air, all right? 965 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,820 You had your five dates. 966 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:42,489 You had your five dates and you're done? I see. 967 01:01:42,823 --> 01:01:45,868 I see, so you just hand me off to your shallow friend? 968 01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:47,870 You... you know I didn't hand you off. 969 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:50,665 - Still you are not a gentleman. - What? 970 01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:54,043 - You suddenly decide four dates is five? - It was five. 971 01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:56,379 No, a sleepover doesn't count as a date! 972 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,049 Sorry. I didn't read your instruction manual. 973 01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:00,718 What does that mean? 974 01:02:00,927 --> 01:02:04,138 It means that you act like you believe "c'est la vie"... 975 01:02:04,222 --> 01:02:08,434 "have fun, everyone, there are no rules". But you are all rules. 976 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,769 You control everything. 977 01:02:09,811 --> 01:02:13,607 Who will woo you, for exactly how long, five dates, then good-bye. 978 01:02:14,066 --> 01:02:17,820 You entered this willingly and then you blame me 'cause you can't count? 979 01:02:18,029 --> 01:02:21,282 I get it now. I just figured it out. 980 01:02:22,283 --> 01:02:26,121 You are so scared of being hurt that you pretend to have this philosophy... 981 01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:28,498 about relationships not being normal. 982 01:02:28,707 --> 01:02:32,251 Your fear of intimacy is only matched by your ridiculous fantasy life. 983 01:02:32,418 --> 01:02:35,880 You act like you live in the opening credits of some French film. 984 01:02:36,005 --> 01:02:38,801 You control everything so it doesn't turn into something real. 985 01:02:40,845 --> 01:02:42,722 I like French films. 986 01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:46,309 Well, they're not real. Just like you. 987 01:02:50,647 --> 01:02:53,776 - Here he comes. - Dude, now... 988 01:02:58,113 --> 01:02:59,741 You can catch them on your tongue. 989 01:03:02,535 --> 01:03:03,535 Wanna go? 990 01:03:03,578 --> 01:03:04,746 - Yup. Yeah. - Big time. 991 01:03:06,707 --> 01:03:07,709 No! 992 01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:17,384 Maybe you should go back and talk to him. 993 01:03:17,885 --> 01:03:18,885 No... 994 01:03:19,137 --> 01:03:21,098 he hates me. 995 01:03:27,062 --> 01:03:28,814 I feel naked. 996 01:03:29,356 --> 01:03:32,401 I feel like Greg can see right through me. 997 01:03:32,527 --> 01:03:35,696 So? Does being vulnerable make you weak? 998 01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:39,200 It's so my mom. 999 01:03:42,787 --> 01:03:47,668 I never understood why my mom let my dad see... 1000 01:03:48,127 --> 01:03:49,419 her pain. 1001 01:03:51,047 --> 01:03:53,133 I wanted her to act like... 1002 01:03:53,383 --> 01:03:57,220 "Well, you cheated, get out". 1003 01:03:58,222 --> 01:03:59,639 But she... 1004 01:04:00,557 --> 01:04:03,226 cried to him. 1005 01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:09,566 I remember when she found out. 1006 01:04:10,109 --> 01:04:12,736 She sat down at the kitchen table... 1007 01:04:16,532 --> 01:04:18,451 and her eyes went back and forth... 1008 01:04:18,535 --> 01:04:21,372 as if she was trying to add something in her head. 1009 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,336 And then he left. 1010 01:04:30,673 --> 01:04:33,927 And you decided no one would ever make you feel that way. 1011 01:04:39,767 --> 01:04:40,767 Well... 1012 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:44,272 it's over. 1013 01:04:52,446 --> 01:04:53,446 It's over. 1014 01:04:54,908 --> 01:04:57,911 That's no fair. I wasn't looking. Do-over. 1015 01:04:58,370 --> 01:04:59,370 Get up. 1016 01:04:59,914 --> 01:05:01,833 No. I'm good. 1017 01:05:17,516 --> 01:05:21,020 - You dodged a bullet, buddy. - No, I didn't. 1018 01:05:21,813 --> 01:05:23,397 No, you didn't. 1019 01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:45,421 I'd love to go on a date with you. I'll be back at the shop in 5 minutes. 1020 01:05:57,267 --> 01:06:00,689 Yo, everybody, it's ten minutes until midnight! 1021 01:06:00,814 --> 01:06:03,192 Hey, guys, it's almost midnight! 1022 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,112 Cal says you like wine? 1023 01:06:08,405 --> 01:06:09,991 Do you have any Zinfandel? 1024 01:06:20,584 --> 01:06:21,711 Same thing. 1025 01:06:22,128 --> 01:06:24,505 A spritzer. 1026 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:27,550 Yummy. 1027 01:06:27,968 --> 01:06:29,387 You're so inventive. 1028 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:33,265 So anyway, my sister, not the bipolar one, the other one... 1029 01:06:41,567 --> 01:06:44,110 - Hi. - I'm seeing someone. 1030 01:06:46,405 --> 01:06:48,032 Boy, that's great. 1031 01:06:48,866 --> 01:06:50,076 Yeah, but it's new. 1032 01:06:51,077 --> 01:06:53,789 Do you have any love advice for me? 1033 01:06:54,581 --> 01:06:57,959 Mom, I don't think you want advice from me. 1034 01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:00,045 Shut up, it's time! 1035 01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:04,466 Five, four, three, two, one! 1036 01:07:04,633 --> 01:07:07,428 Happy New Year! 1037 01:07:14,101 --> 01:07:15,979 My eyes are bleeding! 1038 01:07:17,897 --> 01:07:18,897 Mom! 1039 01:07:19,274 --> 01:07:20,901 You're dating John? 1040 01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:24,238 Yeah, he's ten years younger than me. 1041 01:07:25,113 --> 01:07:26,699 I'm a cougar! 1042 01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:30,287 And I'm a young buck! 1043 01:07:31,245 --> 01:07:32,914 - I forgot. - Okay. 1044 01:07:33,081 --> 01:07:34,123 I made you... 1045 01:07:34,874 --> 01:07:37,253 a scrapbook of your life. 1046 01:07:37,545 --> 01:07:39,588 I askjeeved, googled... 1047 01:07:39,713 --> 01:07:42,509 and classmates. Commed you and... 1048 01:07:43,134 --> 01:07:47,013 there is a whole page of collage of your lips. 1049 01:07:50,184 --> 01:07:51,267 I love it! 1050 01:07:51,976 --> 01:07:53,436 You're adorable. 1051 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:57,274 And I got you this paperweight that magnifies your baby picture. 1052 01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:29,393 - Oops. - Uh-oh. 1053 01:08:30,352 --> 01:08:31,352 Oops. 1054 01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:33,898 Uh-oh. 1055 01:08:33,981 --> 01:08:36,026 - Table for one. - Only the lonely. 1056 01:08:36,109 --> 01:08:38,402 - Serving only the lonely. - It's lovely out here. 1057 01:08:38,484 --> 01:08:40,839 - It's chilly, isn't it? - Do you know anyone we know out here? 1058 01:08:40,863 --> 01:08:43,575 - No. I used to. - Who's that? 1059 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,160 She looks like someone we used to know. 1060 01:08:46,286 --> 01:08:50,248 She was the most romantic, happy person who loved love. 1061 01:08:50,624 --> 01:08:52,876 Then she turned into a shriveled twisted... 1062 01:08:52,959 --> 01:08:53,959 Stop. 1063 01:08:54,670 --> 01:08:56,047 I think... 1064 01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:59,842 you need to tell Greg that you're scared. 1065 01:09:01,261 --> 01:09:04,473 You know, you think this is fear. 1066 01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:06,224 This is instinct. 1067 01:09:06,558 --> 01:09:09,979 Avoiding pain is how humans have survived. 1068 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:12,690 You think we'd still be here if we didn't know... 1069 01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:16,444 "look, there's a saber-toothed tiger. Let's run before it eats us"? 1070 01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:18,822 Honey, did you just see your mom? 1071 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,490 I did. 1072 01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,700 Let go. 1073 01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:26,204 Forgive the past. 1074 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:32,294 - Hey. What is that? What are you doing? - It's a moment. 1075 01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:36,174 Can we give you some advice? 1076 01:09:36,675 --> 01:09:37,676 No. 1077 01:09:42,013 --> 01:09:43,432 All right, bring it. 1078 01:09:44,558 --> 01:09:46,518 Woo him. 1079 01:10:04,706 --> 01:10:06,915 You baked him muffins? 1080 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:10,461 Isn't that a tiny bit "think of me as your cousin Ethel"? 1081 01:10:10,544 --> 01:10:13,714 Really? It took me all night to think of that. 1082 01:10:13,798 --> 01:10:18,386 This is hard. What do guys like besides pizza and morning sex? 1083 01:10:19,095 --> 01:10:21,723 Okay, I have to focus. I have to focus. 1084 01:10:21,806 --> 01:10:25,144 I have to think, what does he want? What does he want? 1085 01:10:25,228 --> 01:10:27,980 Because he will call me, he will call me. 1086 01:10:28,147 --> 01:10:29,649 He will call me. 1087 01:10:33,486 --> 01:10:34,486 So... 1088 01:10:35,155 --> 01:10:37,366 he sent a thank you note? 1089 01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:39,785 Still no call? 1090 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:45,291 What does this even mean? What does it mean? 1091 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,961 "Genevieve, thank you for the gifts. 1092 01:10:48,253 --> 01:10:49,337 Grrrrrrreg." 1093 01:10:50,673 --> 01:10:52,467 I don't... I don't know what else to do. 1094 01:10:52,550 --> 01:10:56,052 I've sent Rangers tickets and chocolates and "Simpsons" DVDs. 1095 01:10:56,135 --> 01:10:58,305 I mean, I don't get it! What do men want? 1096 01:10:58,347 --> 01:11:01,683 A cellulite seaweed wrap, a diamond dog collar, and a karaoke machine. 1097 01:11:02,267 --> 01:11:04,020 Karaoke's a no. 1098 01:11:12,321 --> 01:11:15,157 - Can I cancel it? - No. We'd be out of business. 1099 01:11:19,371 --> 01:11:20,872 It's gonna suck. 1100 01:11:21,122 --> 01:11:23,666 Yes, but it always does. 1101 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:32,177 Roses For Whatever. 1102 01:11:34,469 --> 01:11:36,180 A thank you note? 1103 01:11:36,389 --> 01:11:39,393 She sent you all those gifts and you didn't call? 1104 01:11:40,392 --> 01:11:41,602 I wanna call. 1105 01:11:43,146 --> 01:11:44,564 Am I an idiot? 1106 01:11:44,731 --> 01:11:46,733 In general? I don't know. 1107 01:11:47,358 --> 01:11:50,737 Love makes you crazy. You should call her. 1108 01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:54,366 I said horrible things to her. What do I say now? 1109 01:11:54,908 --> 01:11:58,371 And the probability ratio of a failed relationship working... 1110 01:11:58,455 --> 01:11:59,747 zero to none. 1111 01:12:00,956 --> 01:12:03,501 But this never was a relationship. 1112 01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,148 Come on! 1113 01:13:04,318 --> 01:13:05,778 Stupid fake holyday. 1114 01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:08,656 I know! It's just a day of pressure, isn't it? 1115 01:13:08,698 --> 01:13:11,493 I mean, even if you're in a relationship, which I'm not... 1116 01:13:11,535 --> 01:13:13,954 it's just a day that makes you feel inadequate. 1117 01:13:13,996 --> 01:13:16,622 Am I doing enough for this person? Did I get a big enough gift? 1118 01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:18,500 Do I even know this person? 1119 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:21,003 And what about those candy hearts? "Be Mine". 1120 01:13:21,045 --> 01:13:23,380 Like you gotta be somebody's to matter, right? 1121 01:13:23,464 --> 01:13:26,343 I mean, I'm not anybody's now, but I've been, before. 1122 01:13:33,851 --> 01:13:35,727 Chocolates for Genevieve! 1123 01:13:35,977 --> 01:13:37,980 Happy Valentine's Day! 1124 01:13:38,064 --> 01:13:42,109 John, it's a good day for you because you're dating my mom. 1125 01:13:42,276 --> 01:13:45,154 A visual, that if I let it burn through my retinas... 1126 01:13:45,196 --> 01:13:49,075 will seara hole through my skull and my brain will leak onto my neck. 1127 01:13:49,201 --> 01:13:51,537 This is why you are happy on this day. 1128 01:13:51,704 --> 01:13:54,707 I have seen this day for what it is, a hollow sham. 1129 01:13:54,748 --> 01:13:58,043 I will sell many roses to many fools on this day... 1130 01:13:58,126 --> 01:14:00,296 who have not seen the light as I have. 1131 01:14:00,379 --> 01:14:03,174 Valentine's Day blows! 1132 01:14:11,892 --> 01:14:15,187 Don't get your hopes up today. Some man will just crush 'em. 1133 01:14:20,026 --> 01:14:21,026 Mine! 1134 01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:24,948 Roses For Fooling Yourself That Romance Exists. 1135 01:14:25,031 --> 01:14:27,326 - You want to work in the back today. - May I help you? 1136 01:14:27,410 --> 01:14:29,954 - Okay, who was first? - I was! 1137 01:14:40,382 --> 01:14:41,384 Tim. 1138 01:14:41,843 --> 01:14:44,134 Hey, what's up? 1139 01:14:44,426 --> 01:14:45,428 Tim... 1140 01:14:45,970 --> 01:14:49,682 I don't know anything about anything anymore. What do I do? 1141 01:14:49,891 --> 01:14:53,771 How do I know? I'm from the world of "Not tonight, the kid puked on me". 1142 01:14:53,813 --> 01:14:56,815 Yeah, but sometimes... 1143 01:14:57,024 --> 01:14:58,943 it's nice, right? 1144 01:15:04,408 --> 01:15:07,245 This morning, the kids were running around like crazy... 1145 01:15:07,453 --> 01:15:10,580 Annie's standing in the kitchen making pancakes. 1146 01:15:11,582 --> 01:15:13,459 Hair's all messed up... 1147 01:15:13,668 --> 01:15:17,255 her breath could've knocked a buzzard off a portapotty and... 1148 01:15:19,717 --> 01:15:23,094 when she wasn't looking, I reached out and took the pancake syrup and... 1149 01:15:23,136 --> 01:15:26,516 I spelled "Happy V-Day" out on her plate. 1150 01:15:30,978 --> 01:15:32,647 She cried, you know? 1151 01:15:39,112 --> 01:15:40,948 Do I have it all wrong? 1152 01:15:42,449 --> 01:15:44,159 Is that what love is? 1153 01:15:47,496 --> 01:15:49,331 Well, you know, it's not... 1154 01:15:49,665 --> 01:15:52,293 butterflies in my tummy love, you know... 1155 01:15:53,336 --> 01:15:56,590 but, you know, even on the bad days, you get there... 1156 01:15:57,925 --> 01:15:59,968 you see her and the kids... 1157 01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:02,179 and yeah, think... 1158 01:16:02,929 --> 01:16:03,972 yeah... 1159 01:16:06,184 --> 01:16:07,853 it's good to be home. 1160 01:16:12,190 --> 01:16:14,443 Anyway, that's what love is to me. 1161 01:16:18,863 --> 01:16:19,863 Yeah. 1162 01:16:21,450 --> 01:16:22,493 Yeah. 1163 01:16:23,869 --> 01:16:25,871 Tell the boys I need to go. 1164 01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,390 Hi, Dad. 1165 01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:47,061 Genevieve. 1166 01:16:47,730 --> 01:16:49,730 Jeez, it's so good to see you. 1167 01:16:53,235 --> 01:16:54,361 How are you? 1168 01:16:58,241 --> 01:16:59,242 Dad... 1169 01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:02,786 you never should have cheated on Mom. 1170 01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:07,876 Well... 1171 01:17:09,586 --> 01:17:13,090 I don't see how my relationship with your mother concerns you. 1172 01:17:14,925 --> 01:17:17,636 Well, guess what? It does. 1173 01:17:18,554 --> 01:17:20,389 It messed us all up. 1174 01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:23,601 It really hurt Mom, and... 1175 01:17:23,935 --> 01:17:26,981 how was I ever supposed to trust a man after that? 1176 01:17:27,188 --> 01:17:28,732 It changed me. 1177 01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:31,526 It's taken me years to figure this out. 1178 01:17:32,110 --> 01:17:36,116 I thought all I ever did was fall in love... 1179 01:17:36,324 --> 01:17:39,827 but really, I made sure I never did. 1180 01:17:43,374 --> 01:17:46,293 So, yeah it does concern me. 1181 01:17:46,335 --> 01:17:48,378 And you were wrong to do it. 1182 01:17:54,301 --> 01:17:55,636 But I love you. 1183 01:17:56,429 --> 01:17:57,429 Good-bye. 1184 01:18:16,493 --> 01:18:19,621 Boy, I can't wait to get home to my old lady. 1185 01:18:20,038 --> 01:18:23,876 Did you get her a Valentine's card that says, "Hey, old lady, glad you're alive"? 1186 01:18:25,002 --> 01:18:26,838 I meant my dog. 1187 01:18:27,213 --> 01:18:29,341 She's old and her name is Lady. 1188 01:18:31,175 --> 01:18:32,175 Sorry. 1189 01:18:35,805 --> 01:18:37,515 I like old things. 1190 01:18:37,848 --> 01:18:40,393 Lady was eleven when I got her from the pound. 1191 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,148 That antique stool? 1192 01:18:45,690 --> 01:18:48,736 I found that when I was in Kentucky on the road. 1193 01:18:49,570 --> 01:18:51,155 It's almost two hundred years old. 1194 01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,660 Don't you find that kinda creepy? 1195 01:18:55,035 --> 01:18:57,787 Like you can still see the old dead guy sitting on it? 1196 01:19:02,752 --> 01:19:04,170 Well, I do now. 1197 01:19:07,048 --> 01:19:08,132 Good talk. 1198 01:19:13,555 --> 01:19:15,182 Hey, you're out of T.p. 1199 01:19:15,599 --> 01:19:17,644 Any girls show up looking for me? 1200 01:19:17,727 --> 01:19:19,811 I hooked us up with some paralegals. 1201 01:19:19,895 --> 01:19:22,522 You get Melissa, I get Doreen. No, wait a minute. 1202 01:19:22,564 --> 01:19:26,068 Why do I stand here, with my hands in my metaphorical pockets... 1203 01:19:26,193 --> 01:19:29,114 chained to my comfortable spot of fear? 1204 01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:34,243 Are you rehearsing for a play? 1205 01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:37,164 No, man, I'm talking about Genevieve. 1206 01:19:37,247 --> 01:19:38,248 Come on. 1207 01:19:40,459 --> 01:19:42,629 I miss her. I want to see her again. 1208 01:19:44,298 --> 01:19:46,924 By summer, I want to lose five pounds. 1209 01:19:48,218 --> 01:19:49,636 I blew it, man. 1210 01:19:50,095 --> 01:19:52,806 - I'm a complete moron. - We're guys. 1211 01:19:53,015 --> 01:19:56,060 It's an accepted fact of our sex that we do stupid stuff. 1212 01:20:01,566 --> 01:20:02,734 What'd you say? 1213 01:20:02,901 --> 01:20:04,820 I need to shed the lbs, I'm getting chunky. 1214 01:20:04,943 --> 01:20:07,780 No, no, no, about guys doing stupid stuff. 1215 01:20:07,947 --> 01:20:09,575 I don't know. I don't listen. 1216 01:20:11,909 --> 01:20:13,745 Men do stupid things. 1217 01:20:14,079 --> 01:20:17,333 Yes, yeah. Think about it, I mean, that's how great things happen. 1218 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,001 Take the Wright Brothers. 1219 01:20:19,209 --> 01:20:22,881 What is smart about jumping off a cliff strapped to wooden wings? 1220 01:20:23,131 --> 01:20:24,340 Wood is heavy. 1221 01:20:25,382 --> 01:20:28,345 That's it! I gotta do something stupid. 1222 01:20:30,014 --> 01:20:31,599 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1223 01:20:31,974 --> 01:20:33,935 - What's open? - What's happening? 1224 01:20:49,535 --> 01:20:51,829 - May I borrow that? - For two bucks you can own it. 1225 01:20:51,912 --> 01:20:54,206 - Deal. - Plus a week's free tapas. 1226 01:20:54,331 --> 01:20:55,666 - Make it a month. - Deal. 1227 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,585 - Cal, get me some scissors. - Cut that up. 1228 01:21:38,297 --> 01:21:39,964 I'm alive, okay? 1229 01:21:40,381 --> 01:21:43,009 Yeah, but are you watching "Jerry Maguire" again? 1230 01:21:43,176 --> 01:21:44,595 No, I am not. 1231 01:21:45,095 --> 01:21:47,973 Wait, is that jazz outside your window? 1232 01:21:49,851 --> 01:21:51,103 It is. 1233 01:21:51,561 --> 01:21:53,145 Yuck, jazz! 1234 01:22:02,031 --> 01:22:04,117 - What are you doing? - Genevieve! 1235 01:22:05,868 --> 01:22:07,953 Here's stuff that scares you. 1236 01:22:09,247 --> 01:22:11,375 Here's something that scares me. 1237 01:22:13,585 --> 01:22:16,839 If I can't love you 1238 01:22:17,048 --> 01:22:18,925 Till the day I die 1239 01:22:20,008 --> 01:22:21,677 Then maybe 1240 01:22:21,928 --> 01:22:23,929 Baby 1241 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:26,141 What good am I? 1242 01:22:26,724 --> 01:22:30,811 If I can't reach out And know that you'll be there 1243 01:22:31,104 --> 01:22:34,816 Then this whole world Ain't spinning anywhere 1244 01:22:35,525 --> 01:22:40,072 'Cause there's no livin' Without your lovin' 1245 01:22:40,447 --> 01:22:44,410 Without the thrill Of your magic touch 1246 01:22:44,619 --> 01:22:49,040 There's no livin' Without your lovin', baby... 1247 01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:51,168 You're an idiot! 1248 01:22:51,335 --> 01:22:53,337 No, you are, but I love you! 1249 01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,715 Well, that makes you a bigger idiot. 1250 01:22:58,342 --> 01:22:59,927 And I love you, too! 1251 01:23:01,512 --> 01:23:02,847 Now go away. 1252 01:23:03,348 --> 01:23:05,852 Okay, everybody, on three. 1253 01:23:06,144 --> 01:23:08,103 One, two... 1254 01:23:08,978 --> 01:23:09,979 three! 1255 01:23:16,529 --> 01:23:17,738 Genevieve... 1256 01:23:18,239 --> 01:23:20,782 will you be my Valentine? 1257 01:23:54,319 --> 01:23:57,031 - You're still an idiot. - So are you. 1258 01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:01,035 Enough of your dumb system. Are you my girlfriend? 1259 01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:03,704 Yeah. 1260 01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:07,375 I'm your girlfriend. You're my boyfriend. 1261 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,171 Some relationships work, you know. 1262 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:12,983 Look, I'm willing to try, but I think we should set some rules... 1263 01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:14,234 because I don't know what we're getting... 1264 01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:15,551 Stop talking. 1265 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,263 Make me. 92903