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What's with this guy?
Hey!
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You see me here?
I'm walking!
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Hey, I like your short skirt.
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I like your buns.
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Genevieve, I'm on Date Four
and I'm outta ideas.
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- Water-taxi tour of the bridges.
- Thank you!
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- How you doing, Genevieve?
- Hi.
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Valentine's Day.
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I'm telling you,
he'd better buy you something.
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You know what? Valentine's Day
is just a dumb made-up holiday.
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I love Valentine's Day.
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Yeah? Well, I don't know
one guy who does.
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It sucks!
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- Hi, crazy.
- Hi, Bill and Bob.
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- Oops.
- Uh-oh.
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- Good morning.
- Not with these eyebrows.
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Let's see.
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- They've gone G.I. Joe.
- Help me.
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Very Madonna.
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- Swears?
- Her eighties phase.
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The second time,
in two thousand seven.
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Yes, well, Madonna post-tour
for sure.
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Yeah, long tour.
Eyebrows grow back.
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Hey, my eyebrows grow back fast.
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Pluck the hair
and there's nothing there.
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- Oops.
- Uh-oh.
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Good morning.
How're my ladies?
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- Tim! Tim, delivered.
- Tim, hi.
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Well, Tim, that shirt...
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looks a lot less wrinkled
than normal.
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Is it, I dare say, ironed?
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- Are you trying to impress someone?
- Yeah, you. Give me a dirty kiss.
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Let's see if you can turn me.
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I can't!
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Give me that.
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I take that.
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- What would you do without them?
- Oops and Uh-oh?
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- Oops.
- Uh-oh.
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Lose my mind.
How's it going for you?
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Lexy and Dominique
have that flu.
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Now I think Annie is getting it.
She's crabby.
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- 'Cause she's sick?
- No, 'cause she's Annie.
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You know, I've gotta do something for
Valentine's Day. I'm freaking out.
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I'll wrap up a dozen roses
with some chocolate hearts.
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Is that enough?
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Yeah. All women want to know is that
you put some thought into it.
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How many men are gonna
wake up in a cold sweat tomorrow?
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They wait till the last moment
they put if off...
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then they're on their way home
and everything's closed...
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and they're panicking
in a Seven-Eleven...
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saying, "Do you have any chocolates
in a heart shaped box?"
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Yeah, my wife's gonna love my gut
'cause I'm more romantic?
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Yes.
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Less vitamins, okay?
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Are my eyebrows holding up?
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Hey, will you do mine? I have date
Number One tomorrow with a cute new guy.
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- New guy!
- Let me get you those roses.
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What happened to the other guy?
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- Five dates.
- So it's over.
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- Ends it before the guy can.
- Got the safety set on her heart.
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- That's a country song.
- From her album, "Fear of Commitment".
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Hi. Guess what?
I can hear you.
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It is not wrong that I want every day
to be Valentine's Day.
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- No!
- Here you go.
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- For Annie.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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All right, you guys.
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Dress up again for us tomorrow.
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- Yeah, maybe I'll wear deodorant.
- Why start now?
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Have a nice day.
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Okay, we've got to reorganize this
fridge. Just move that over there...
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move this over here.
It's gonna be crazy in here tomorrow.
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Uh-uh, I call shotgun.
Hi.
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I'm Genevieve.
May I help you?
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Hi.
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I saw you at the old pizza place.
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What? You're not thinking
of buying it, are you?
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It's been a ribs place
and a chicken wings place...
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and everybody goes bankrupt.
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That place is cursed.
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I just bought it.
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- Congratulations!
- Awesome!
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- That's amazing!
- Yay!
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Yeah, I'm reopening it
as a tapas bar.
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What's it called?
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Get on Tapas.
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Get on Tapas. Get it?
A tapas bar.
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Are you Spanish?
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No.
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Why are you opening
a tapas place?
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Well, I saw this graph of recent
graduates from my law school...
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and statistically, I was right
where it said I should be.
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Felt a little cookie-cuttered, had
a one-third life crisis. Quit the firm.
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- That's nuts.
- Anyway...
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I'm here to get some flowers
for my girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend.
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Excellent.
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- Very romantic.
- What's over here?
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Good, good.
Because...
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I'll be honest, I'm kind of
on shaky ground with this one.
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I grew up in Atlanta
and down there...
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if a date turned into the morning after
that's your girlfriend now.
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But I don't know
if this is my girlfriend...
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or if it's just somebody
I'm dating.
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- Well, how long has it been?
- Two months.
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Sounds like a girlfriend to me.
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Okay.
So I'll take these.
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These are for friendship.
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Now for Valentine's Day...
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these are for girlfriends.
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I did not know that.
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So, do you know
if she's home right now?
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No. She's a flight attendant and
she's out of town. She travels a lot.
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You know what would be romantic?
You get the landlord to let you in...
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and then you leave these
beside her bedside.
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That's a great idea.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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- Why'd you say that, Genevieve?
- What?
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- That poor guy.
- That old line. She's not "traveling".
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She's got three boyfriends.
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Guys like that
never see it coming.
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- How'd you get in?
- Boy.
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He's the type of guy who doesn't know
he's good-looking...
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and goes and gives a woman his heart
and he gets stomped on.
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Over and over and over again.
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No Dijon! You'll take
American mustard and like it.
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- Okay.
- That's dumb. Soap can't get dirty.
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- If mud fell on it.
- It would wash right off.
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Wouldn't the mud be
declared clean on impact?
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Right, it's soap!
The word means clean.
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What, like, in Latin?
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Thanks, Mom,
but that's Valentine's Day.
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Can you make beef stroganoff
with chicken?
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Yes. You can definitely
substitute chicken.
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- With Egg Beaters?
- Or Egg Beaters.
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- It'll be too sticky.
- Okay, I gotta go.
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Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.
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- Yeah, bye.
- Bye-bye.
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Hey, get your meat paws
off my food.
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All right, everyone.
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What are the plans for
Valentine's Day?
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It's too much pressure.
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My skull is gonna cave in.
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All right, it's the celebration
of romance.
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Not if you've been single
since pubes.
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Kathy, what about the guy
you see on the bus every day?
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I'm taking your advice,
I'm waiting to be wooed.
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- Good.
- Although I did accidentally...
150
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kick his seat.
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Very nice.
Dan?
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I bought a girl at work
some chocolates.
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That's really sweet.
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- Yeah?
- Yes.
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Very good.
Brian?
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I think I'm gonna bake the girl
at the newsstand a cake.
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It's not funny.
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- That's nice.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Hey, hey, hey, sorry I'm late!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Sorry, y'all, I was late.
I know.
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Java Joint guy asked me out.
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- You already went there?
- Yup.
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Have you Googled him?
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He was a total chubster
in middle school...
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but then he played football
in high school and he lost the weight.
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And his mom's a teacher
and his dad sells used cars.
168
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,523
I went back and I told him
his best friend's name in high school...
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and that it would be a perfect name
for our first child.
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- Weird?
- If weird means spooky.
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Hey, you have to wait
to be wooed.
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Anyway, we have a date tonight.
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I really don't wanna
mess this one up.
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Then don't text him eighty-two times
between now and then.
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Yes. Wait to be wooed.
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And then you have five dates.
And that's all.
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Okay.
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Just tell me what to do
one more time.
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All right. Date One:
Breathless flirting.
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Date Two:
Tummy flip flops.
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Date Three:
The adventurous date.
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Date Four:
Be fun and fabulous.
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- I'm always fun and fabulous.
- Date Five...
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make it the best date ever.
And then you say good-bye.
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When the romance is gone,
it's time to move on.
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He'll only remember you
with sweet soft memories.
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And you?
You will never be hurt again.
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Okay.
I'm totally doing it your way.
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- And keep those knees together.
- Dang.
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- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Thank you!
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Hi, happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Hi, guys, happy Valentine's Day.
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- Hi, happy Valentine's Day!
- Thanks.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Help!
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Welcome back.
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This sucks.
199
00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:53,890
Let's go in.
200
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I can't see you.
201
00:11:57,645 --> 00:11:58,688
Hiya, Greg.
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00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,815
Happy V-Day, buddy.
203
00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,652
Wow, look at this place.
204
00:12:06,903 --> 00:12:08,363
Big mistake.
205
00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,828
Where are you taking her tonight?
206
00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:15,414
What's with that?
207
00:12:16,247 --> 00:12:18,333
For setting me up
with a flight attendant.
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00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,086
Yeah, let's go meet
some flight attendants.
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00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:23,923
- I just got dumped by one.
- One what?
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00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:26,343
A flight attendant.
The one you set me up with.
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00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:28,469
How'd that go?
212
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:32,683
- Do you ever listen?
- Well, then I'd have to hear you, buddy.
213
00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,353
She said my actions let her know
that we weren't exclusive.
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I thought we were exclusive.
215
00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,523
So?
216
00:12:39,816 --> 00:12:43,277
So it's my fault once again,
for not understanding The Game.
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00:12:43,569 --> 00:12:45,197
No, there's no game tonight.
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00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:51,370
Well, I don't think long-term
relationships work.
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00:12:51,912 --> 00:12:54,205
- I haven't had a relationship in a year.
- Really?
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00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:55,915
- Yeah.
- Here, enjoy.
221
00:12:56,249 --> 00:12:58,627
And you seem like a fun guy.
222
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I'm sorry. Pardon,
I just wanna take this. It's my friend.
223
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,843
She keeps calling
and I'm a bit worried about her.
224
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:06,427
I'll be right with you.
225
00:13:06,761 --> 00:13:09,264
Hi, Tammy. Are you okay?
Aren't you on a date?
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00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,767
- Hello?
- God.
227
00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:17,649
I downloaded Coffee Guy's
yearbook photos...
228
00:13:18,191 --> 00:13:20,276
and I made him a scrapbook.
229
00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:22,111
And he blanched...
230
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and ran out.
231
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I'm so sorry.
232
00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:33,457
You're watching
"Jerry Maguire" again.
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00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,710
- No.
- Listen to me.
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00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,796
Nobody completes anybody!
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Tammy, you're the best.
I'll call you when I get home.
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00:13:41,006 --> 00:13:42,675
- Turn off the TV!
- Okay.
237
00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:45,343
Hi.
238
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:49,432
So, wait, wait. Let's... let's go back
to what you were talking about.
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You don't want a relationship?
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00:13:53,146 --> 00:13:55,982
Yes, I do not want a relationship.
241
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They're just an emotional cage...
242
00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:02,614
that sad couples peek
from behind the bars of...
243
00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:05,201
looking at all us
happy single people...
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00:14:05,326 --> 00:14:09,371
wondering what fear of being alone
made them say "I do".
245
00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:13,668
So, you're some kind of swinger?
246
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:16,379
What just happened?
247
00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:28,100
- Oops.
- Uh-oh.
248
00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:30,351
Okay.
249
00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,741
I can just imagine
the tapas on that.
250
00:14:44,744 --> 00:14:46,162
- Hi.
- Hi.
251
00:14:47,705 --> 00:14:49,415
It looks great in here.
252
00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:51,584
Well, thanks.
253
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:53,168
So...
254
00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,589
- you're opening soon.
- No.
255
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,050
Yes, I guess.
256
00:14:58,259 --> 00:15:01,512
I was thinking, I would like to provide
your floral arrangements.
257
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,137
Well...
258
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,559
I didn't put flowers in my budget.
259
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,398
I'm sorry. I thought you just said
you didn't put flowers into your budget.
260
00:15:11,731 --> 00:15:13,357
- I did.
- Take it back.
261
00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:15,776
What?
262
00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:18,196
Greg, with all due respect...
263
00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:20,783
you're making a huge mistake.
264
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:25,079
A new restaurant is not
just about the food.
265
00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:28,375
It's about ambiance and soul.
266
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,586
Now, flowers provide a salve
to our senses...
267
00:15:31,753 --> 00:15:34,841
because aesthetic beauty calms us
and soothes us.
268
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:38,927
Which means, customers
will feel good here.
269
00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:42,139
They will linger,
they'll order more wine...
270
00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:45,310
which means they'll have dessert
and they will leave happy.
271
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,730
And they will go home
and they're gonna make love.
272
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:50,940
They will wake up in a great mood
and then tell everybody...
273
00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:55,195
about the fabulous new tapas restaurant
they just went to.
274
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:58,866
Flowers do all that?
275
00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:00,910
Yes.
276
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,752
How much?
277
00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:10,378
Not much.
278
00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:14,883
You're good.
279
00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:17,469
Who told you?
280
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:25,854
- Mom call-waiting. I should go.
- I should tile my patio.
281
00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,774
On "Martha Stewart,"
she did it on her own.
282
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,859
She even fired her own tiles
in a homemade kiln.
283
00:16:30,984 --> 00:16:33,613
I'll bet she can glaze a ham
with her feet.
284
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:37,324
Okay, why did I call?
Let me see, now I can't remember.
285
00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:38,868
Yes, yes, yes.
286
00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:42,830
What was the name of the man
who had the dog that looked like a cat?
287
00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:43,955
Okay...
288
00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:45,248
He died.
289
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,422
I'm sorry.
All right, I'll send some flowers.
290
00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:51,298
- Okay.
- Okay. Yeah, bye.
291
00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:53,926
- Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.
- Bye-bye.
292
00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:58,806
One new message.
293
00:16:58,973 --> 00:17:01,727
Hi, Genevieve.
It's me, your dad.
294
00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:05,439
Just calling to say hi
and see what you're up to.
295
00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:07,858
Give me a call some time.
296
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,993
Then why is it called a lawn mower
and not just a mower...
297
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,203
since you don't mow anything
but a lawn?
298
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,205
You could get mowed down
by a car.
299
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,000
- Yeah, but not with a lawn mower. See?
- Yes, you could.
300
00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:26,162
If it was running on your lawn and you
bent over, it could run right over you.
301
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,758
- Why would you do that?
- Hey, Dan.
302
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,009
You got a really fat head.
303
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,388
- Maybe it's your face.
- Yeah, it's hereditary.
304
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,266
My mom has a fat face
and my dad has a fat head.
305
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,729
You should see his mom's head.
It's huge.
306
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,522
Can I help you?
307
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:49,112
Hi. I'm Greg Gatlin. I own
the new restaurant down the street.
308
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:50,988
Good.
I missed the pizza.
309
00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:54,410
Well, now it's a tapas bar
called Get on Tapas.
310
00:17:55,787 --> 00:17:56,787
I don't get it.
311
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,706
Tapas bar.
312
00:18:01,584 --> 00:18:02,711
I don't get it.
313
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:04,921
Tapas bar.
314
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:16,558
Anyway, I'm having a party
in a couple weeks. Hope you can come.
315
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,269
- I don't go to parties.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
316
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:22,231
- Free food and drinks.
- Why didn't you said so?
317
00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:24,524
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
- Thank you.
318
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,821
- Yeah, good luck with the restaurant.
- You know that place is cursed, right?
319
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,282
I'm gonna beat that curse...
320
00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,910
but I'll need you to
Get on Tapas.
321
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,680
It's a florist's secret that the
purple ones have the deepest scent.
322
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:55,225
For the party, I'm gonna put one
on a hair comb for your girlfriend.
323
00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:57,811
No girlfriend.
324
00:18:58,228 --> 00:18:59,437
I'm sorry.
325
00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:03,359
- She wasn't who I thought she was.
- Okay, well...
326
00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:06,946
owner of this new hot
Brooklyn restaurant...
327
00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:08,699
you are gonna meet somebody new.
328
00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:12,994
No, no, no.
I'm off relationships.
329
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:15,873
Fantastic.
You'll be so much happier.
330
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:21,505
Okay, you're not gonna say
that thing that women always say...
331
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,310
which is I haven't found
the right one yet?
332
00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:26,301
No. I don't believe
there's just one person.
333
00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:28,554
What?
334
00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:31,098
I don't believe people are meant
to be in relationships.
335
00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:34,018
- What?
- Yeah, we should just have fun.
336
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,689
And when the romance is gone,
move on.
337
00:19:37,606 --> 00:19:41,192
- Well, how long does that last?
- Five dates to be exact.
338
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:42,902
That is exact.
339
00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:46,114
Five dates happens to be the perfect
amount of time...
340
00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:48,450
to achieve maximum fun
with no pain.
341
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:51,120
No expectation equals
no disappointment.
342
00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:52,996
It's just fun,
and there are no rules.
343
00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,584
- No rules?
- No rules.
344
00:19:56,918 --> 00:20:00,172
And you know what? In relationships,
that's all there are.
345
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:03,258
You know, one person wants more,
the other person wants less.
346
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:06,011
And then they act out cheat,
come back, stay out of guilt...
347
00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:07,822
oops, now someone's pregnant,
all of a sudden...
348
00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:09,265
you're married
and hate each other.
349
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,937
Dating is just
so much more romantic.
350
00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:18,107
So, you love romance
but not relationships?
351
00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:20,986
What's to love about something
that only brings unhappiness?
352
00:20:22,029 --> 00:20:23,907
It's just...
It's just not natural.
353
00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:27,201
Do you know any happy couples?
354
00:20:27,576 --> 00:20:29,286
All the time?
No, but...
355
00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:32,039
I am happy all the time.
356
00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:35,543
That's hot.
Is she hot?
357
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,296
Doesn't matter.
Her attitude is hot.
358
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:42,217
She could have three eyes,
two butts and a tooth and I'd do her.
359
00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,887
Hey, does this tie say
"My client's guilty"?
360
00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:45,970
She's just...
361
00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,892
Hey, when was the last time
you had a good pastrami sandwich?
362
00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:53,312
New cafeteria girl has a sexy
thin eyebrows thing going on.
363
00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:55,440
All right, I'm gonna ask her out.
364
00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:59,069
You lucky moron, she just wants
to have sex with you.
365
00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:01,405
What?
Don't be ridiculous.
366
00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:05,285
Dude, trust me.
Chicks love an assertive guy.
367
00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:07,996
Come on, try it for once.
368
00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:19,841
I wanna have sex with you.
369
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100
Greg...
370
00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:30,771
just because I don't believe
in relationships...
371
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,396
does not mean that I'm easy.
372
00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:36,485
If you are interested in spending
some time with me, you may romance me.
373
00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:37,569
Got it?
374
00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:38,862
Okay.
375
00:21:41,324 --> 00:21:42,324
Sorry.
376
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160
It's okay.
377
00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:49,124
Now... it just so happens,
I am open for wooing.
378
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,294
Okay. What do I do?
379
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:54,923
Well, anything.
380
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,966
Women appreciate any gesture
of romance.
381
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,093
I'm not a romantic.
382
00:22:00,427 --> 00:22:02,930
You broke into your ex's apartment
with roses.
383
00:22:03,181 --> 00:22:05,100
I caught her in bed.
384
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:06,851
You did?
385
00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:12,233
That was my fault.
I'm sorry.
386
00:22:12,316 --> 00:22:13,859
- Back to this.
- Okay.
387
00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:17,572
Just put some effort into it.
388
00:22:18,073 --> 00:22:20,158
Women like to be pursued.
389
00:22:20,992 --> 00:22:24,329
I've been flown to Hawaii,
I've had my name peed in the snow.
390
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:27,332
It all counts.
391
00:22:29,502 --> 00:22:30,502
Okay.
392
00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:35,675
How about rent a billboard
that says, "Let's bone"?
393
00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,470
Or "You got nice hair".
394
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,972
Look, I am intrigued by
this theory of hers.
395
00:22:41,056 --> 00:22:43,184
My instincts are messed up and...
396
00:22:43,683 --> 00:22:47,353
stat-wise my dump ratio
is off the charts lately.
397
00:22:47,478 --> 00:22:49,648
Lately?
No, you've always gotten burned.
398
00:22:49,773 --> 00:22:53,235
Remember in law school that chick
who dumped you by fax?
399
00:22:53,652 --> 00:22:55,947
Or the one who ditched you
for a party clown?
400
00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:59,700
- That's why I hate clowns.
- I like balloon animals.
401
00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:01,327
Especially giraffes.
402
00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:06,792
Hey, but with this chick,
you can't get dumped.
403
00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:13,048
You're so right.
That's the beauty of it.
404
00:23:13,257 --> 00:23:16,177
We're both agreeing to end it
after five dates.
405
00:23:16,386 --> 00:23:17,530
I think I'm gonna try this...
406
00:23:17,554 --> 00:23:20,140
see if I can come out without
the usual intestine-twisting pain.
407
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:23,061
What, am I boring you?
I sound like I'm on Oprah's couch?
408
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,104
Man, Oprah is hot.
409
00:23:34,822 --> 00:23:36,450
- Oops.
- Uh-oh.
410
00:23:37,492 --> 00:23:38,492
Here you go.
411
00:23:50,214 --> 00:23:51,214
Hello.
412
00:23:56,054 --> 00:23:57,431
- Hi.
- Hey.
413
00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,143
Don't you guys have something
to do in the back?
414
00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:04,395
No.
415
00:24:06,107 --> 00:24:10,028
Could you take these to that place
that ordered them that day...
416
00:24:10,112 --> 00:24:12,281
when they called on the phone
to ask about them?
417
00:24:17,869 --> 00:24:18,912
Thank you.
418
00:24:32,052 --> 00:24:34,137
I have not asked you out.
419
00:24:35,389 --> 00:24:37,183
But I'm working on it.
420
00:24:37,558 --> 00:24:40,811
I'm just stumped by
the whole romance thing...
421
00:24:41,186 --> 00:24:43,022
the gesture to woo you with.
422
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,111
Jewelry, a stuffed animal.
423
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,780
I mean, I just, you know, a bird?
424
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,617
I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.
425
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,163
Well, you're not
"supposed" to do...
426
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:58,705
anything.
427
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,504
You know what, forget it.
It's okay.
428
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:08,716
Obviously this is just causing you
stress and... Let's be friends.
429
00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:27,612
Hey, what's that?
430
00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:29,716
- No, no, hey...
- Hey, wait a minute. No, don't.
431
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,410
It's got my name on it!
Let me see.
432
00:25:32,827 --> 00:25:35,037
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
433
00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:38,625
Will you be my date for my restaurant
opening? I hope you do."
434
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:40,002
There you go!
435
00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:48,551
- To Get on Tapas!
- To Get on Tapas!
436
00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:50,679
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
437
00:25:50,763 --> 00:25:52,557
I can't believe I did it.
438
00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,560
I'm really glad you're here.
439
00:25:57,269 --> 00:25:58,980
To our first date.
440
00:26:03,443 --> 00:26:06,739
- Is this an okay first date?
- Yes, it's perfect.
441
00:26:06,823 --> 00:26:07,823
Okay.
442
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:10,409
Because Date Number One
is a new beginning.
443
00:26:10,576 --> 00:26:13,246
Well, this place is going to take up
a lot of my time, so...
444
00:26:13,788 --> 00:26:17,250
I'll have to take it slow with us.
Is there a time frame?
445
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,960
No.
446
00:26:19,462 --> 00:26:20,462
Okay.
447
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:25,760
What a dump! I'm just joking.
Nice place. When you closing?
448
00:26:27,304 --> 00:26:29,222
Best burrito bar I've ever seen.
449
00:26:29,305 --> 00:26:31,433
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cal, this is Genevieve...
450
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:33,935
- the girl I told you about.
- When?
451
00:26:35,185 --> 00:26:36,270
Five dates.
452
00:26:36,938 --> 00:26:40,442
Hello.
I'm Cal, short for Callous.
453
00:26:41,818 --> 00:26:44,822
On behalf of men everywhere,
I would just like to say thank you.
454
00:26:45,323 --> 00:26:49,284
You should teach a course to all
the crazy, clingy broads that I've...
455
00:26:49,368 --> 00:26:52,038
hey, this is ping.
456
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,835
Is this your adopted daughter?
457
00:26:58,588 --> 00:27:00,005
She's my date.
458
00:27:01,507 --> 00:27:03,592
Good, someone's choking.
459
00:27:05,428 --> 00:27:06,263
Behave.
460
00:27:06,346 --> 00:27:08,807
Dude, is there a club of them?
Are there others here?
461
00:27:10,183 --> 00:27:12,018
Get ping a drink.
462
00:27:13,687 --> 00:27:14,687
There you go.
463
00:27:18,276 --> 00:27:19,902
Sorry about Cal.
464
00:27:21,905 --> 00:27:24,948
- He's harmless.
- Yeah. If you're vaccinated.
465
00:27:27,285 --> 00:27:28,703
Hey, I...
466
00:27:29,036 --> 00:27:31,039
I saw this and thought of you.
467
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,044
I love it!
468
00:27:37,546 --> 00:27:38,922
Yeah, Spanish flowers.
469
00:27:39,632 --> 00:27:41,718
It's really thoughtful.
Thank you.
470
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,555
God! For a while there,
it was gonna be a scented candle.
471
00:27:46,056 --> 00:27:47,683
That would have been nice, too.
472
00:27:48,392 --> 00:27:50,351
What about... notepaper?
473
00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:52,229
- Lovely.
- Scarf?
474
00:27:52,396 --> 00:27:54,315
- Yes.
- Antique stool?
475
00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:57,568
- Creepy.
- Really?
476
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:58,777
Yeah.
477
00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:03,116
I'm not really a fan
of antiques.
478
00:28:03,741 --> 00:28:04,867
You know, they...
479
00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:08,372
I can kind of only see the person
who once had it, you know...
480
00:28:08,497 --> 00:28:10,916
like their, their dead hand
clutching it.
481
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:12,416
You know?
482
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,004
Good to know.
483
00:28:15,588 --> 00:28:18,465
Other stuff: Jazz makes me nervous
and nauseas...
484
00:28:18,716 --> 00:28:21,136
and one sleeve dresses,
they're just wrong.
485
00:28:21,428 --> 00:28:23,680
I'm hot, no this arm's cold.
486
00:28:24,347 --> 00:28:25,347
Got it.
487
00:28:25,557 --> 00:28:26,557
Okay.
488
00:28:27,350 --> 00:28:28,936
And what are your fears?
489
00:28:30,437 --> 00:28:31,814
Opening a restaurant.
490
00:28:35,444 --> 00:28:37,028
How are reservations?
491
00:28:39,906 --> 00:28:42,826
A few people have called.
For pizza.
492
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:49,209
You smell nice.
493
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:53,003
This is the good part.
494
00:28:53,796 --> 00:28:54,797
What?
495
00:28:55,548 --> 00:28:57,132
The anticipation.
496
00:29:12,108 --> 00:29:13,818
So thanks for taking
the day off work.
497
00:29:13,944 --> 00:29:16,072
An art gallery opening,
what a great idea!
498
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:19,199
Yeah? Good, good, because you said
our second date should be...
499
00:29:19,282 --> 00:29:22,453
theatrical or cultural,
so I thought of this, or...
500
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,996
maybe a concert.
501
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,351
Okay, I don't know what you're thinking
to do about for music...
502
00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:32,922
for your restaurant, but I saw this band
at a wedding I did last year...
503
00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:34,967
and they can play anything.
504
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,346
That's, that's so thoughtful of you.
505
00:29:42,058 --> 00:29:43,349
"Exhalations".
506
00:30:01,788 --> 00:30:04,165
It's called "Manifest Destiny.
507
00:30:24,478 --> 00:30:26,188
It's called "Train Tracks".
508
00:30:29,192 --> 00:30:30,526
Isn't it beautiful?
509
00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:36,909
Two thousand dollars.
510
00:30:37,118 --> 00:30:39,829
What?
Let me see that.
511
00:30:49,590 --> 00:30:52,134
This one's called
"I Hate Grandma".
512
00:30:53,594 --> 00:30:54,721
For real?
513
00:30:55,764 --> 00:30:56,807
No.
514
00:30:57,432 --> 00:30:58,682
What's it called?
515
00:31:01,978 --> 00:31:03,105
"Yellow dot".
516
00:31:07,234 --> 00:31:08,819
I don't see it.
517
00:31:29,926 --> 00:31:31,510
I'm so glad you didn't like it.
518
00:31:31,593 --> 00:31:33,763
I'm so glad you didn't like it,
either.
519
00:31:35,974 --> 00:31:37,601
Now, on Date Number Two...
520
00:31:37,684 --> 00:31:41,355
we do the requisite trading
of familial background information.
521
00:31:42,439 --> 00:31:44,900
A sister, two parents, all close.
522
00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:48,238
Okay, no siblings, parents divorced,
not close to my father.
523
00:31:48,572 --> 00:31:49,614
Why not?
524
00:31:50,406 --> 00:31:53,785
- My dad cheated.
- That must've been hard.
525
00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:56,120
Well, I plan to get over it one day.
526
00:31:56,371 --> 00:32:00,166
Yeah, yeah, it's good to let that
seething anger fester for a long time.
527
00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:07,132
Well, changing the subject,
you owe me something private back.
528
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:12,430
Jeez.
One time, I heard my parents.
529
00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,266
- No, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
530
00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:17,060
Couldn't look them in the eye
until I was in college.
531
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,645
"Hey, Mom, Dad."
532
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,025
Weird.
533
00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:29,365
- This is a fun date.
- You like my system, huh?
534
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:32,660
Yeah, so far so good.
I mean, no expectations...
535
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:37,125
or wondering if the other person
is looking for some kind of commitment.
536
00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,964
- No worrying about the first kiss.
- Yeah, that's over.
537
00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:53,641
I'm...
538
00:32:55,727 --> 00:32:58,980
I'm not really good with the public
display of affection kind of thing.
539
00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:00,858
Okay. Okay.
540
00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:29,782
Go, go, go back to the part
about the kissing.
541
00:33:29,806 --> 00:33:30,723
Yeah, the part about the kissing.
542
00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:33,351
- Wait, when's the next date?
- Yeah, when's the next date?
543
00:33:33,434 --> 00:33:34,436
In eight days.
544
00:33:34,477 --> 00:33:36,456
I told him Date Number Three
should be an adventure.
545
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,066
- I can't wait.
- I can't wait.
546
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,116
Cal recommended this place.
547
00:33:47,617 --> 00:33:51,581
Okay, this sake is called Nigori
and it's very unique.
548
00:33:52,081 --> 00:33:54,918
Later we're gonna try Junmai,
which is very pure.
549
00:33:55,084 --> 00:33:56,001
Okay.
550
00:33:56,085 --> 00:33:58,755
But here's the adventure...
a sake bomb!
551
00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:01,591
Okay.
552
00:34:02,134 --> 00:34:03,928
All right!
553
00:34:04,011 --> 00:34:08,348
It's time for Kamikaze Karaoke!
554
00:34:11,477 --> 00:34:15,022
Where I put the songs,
nobody knows!
555
00:34:16,399 --> 00:34:18,902
All right, our first...
556
00:34:19,152 --> 00:34:20,569
player is...
557
00:34:20,944 --> 00:34:23,406
seat number six.
558
00:34:23,782 --> 00:34:27,327
Look under your chair
for your number.
559
00:34:27,661 --> 00:34:28,662
Seat six.
560
00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:32,501
- That's me!
- Come on down! Come on!
561
00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:34,042
Come on, hurry up!
562
00:34:36,546 --> 00:34:39,049
That's my number!
What's my song?
563
00:34:39,174 --> 00:34:42,553
You are singing
"polly Wolly Doodle".
564
00:34:42,636 --> 00:34:46,015
- I don't know the words.
- That's why it's...
565
00:34:46,098 --> 00:34:48,726
Kamikaze Karaoke!
566
00:34:53,356 --> 00:34:54,482
Did you know about this?
567
00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:56,526
No.
568
00:34:57,403 --> 00:34:58,820
I went down south
569
00:34:58,861 --> 00:35:02,365
For to see my Sal Sing
Polly Wolly Doodle all the day
570
00:35:05,745 --> 00:35:07,579
That was great, that was great!
571
00:35:07,746 --> 00:35:10,291
Despite what everyone thinks,
that was fantastic.
572
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,335
Nobody knows
573
00:35:13,585 --> 00:35:17,174
The trouble I have seen
574
00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,176
Glory
575
00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:22,763
Hallelujah
576
00:35:25,141 --> 00:35:26,934
All right, that was wonderful.
577
00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:29,854
I don't know what song that was,
but that was fantastic.
578
00:35:29,979 --> 00:35:32,650
Go head, have a seat.
Sorry, your time onstage is done.
579
00:35:32,733 --> 00:35:34,192
Thank you very much, sir.
580
00:35:34,359 --> 00:35:37,529
Okay.
Next up seat number...
581
00:35:38,113 --> 00:35:40,157
thirty-three.
Thirty-three?
582
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:45,371
Thirty-three?
Come on, don't be shy!
583
00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:47,581
Thirty-three!
584
00:35:47,873 --> 00:35:52,921
- Thirty-three!
- Thirty-three!
585
00:35:53,171 --> 00:35:54,172
Genevieve.
586
00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:58,135
- Thirty-three!
- Thirty-three!
587
00:35:58,427 --> 00:35:59,470
Then go!
588
00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:01,972
No way.
589
00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:03,808
Go!
590
00:36:03,891 --> 00:36:08,438
- Thirty-three!
- Thirty-three!
591
00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:09,689
That's me!
592
00:36:10,107 --> 00:36:11,817
All right!
593
00:36:15,779 --> 00:36:17,198
All right, there you go.
594
00:36:17,281 --> 00:36:19,784
Hi. Okay, you have...
595
00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:23,246
"There's No Livin'
Without Your Lovin"'.
596
00:36:23,455 --> 00:36:24,957
- Okay.
- All right.
597
00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:26,125
Thank you.
598
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:31,755
If I can't love you
599
00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:35,258
Till the day I die
600
00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:38,930
Then baby, oh baby
601
00:36:39,013 --> 00:36:41,557
What good am I?
602
00:36:41,723 --> 00:36:46,188
If I can't reach out
And know that you'll be there
603
00:36:46,355 --> 00:36:50,818
Then this old world
Ain't spinning anywhere
604
00:36:51,027 --> 00:36:55,781
And there's no livin'
Without your loving
605
00:36:56,991 --> 00:36:58,284
And the fellow!
606
00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:00,787
You can do it!
607
00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:02,456
Something!
608
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,713
Come on!
609
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,636
You suck!
You suck!
610
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,473
You suck!
You suck!
611
00:37:19,682 --> 00:37:20,974
Enough abuse for you.
612
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,603
Come on down there, missy.
That was fantastic.
613
00:37:23,728 --> 00:37:26,732
All right.
Big round of applause.
614
00:37:27,191 --> 00:37:29,026
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
615
00:37:30,485 --> 00:37:31,946
- Should we go?
- No.
616
00:37:32,154 --> 00:37:35,783
No, I could never get up there.
It's too public.
617
00:37:36,659 --> 00:37:38,370
But that's what's fun
about karaoke.
618
00:37:38,578 --> 00:37:40,748
I couldn't get up there.
619
00:37:41,957 --> 00:37:45,210
- So you do have a fear.
- No. No fear, just a choice.
620
00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:48,714
A choice not to act like an idiot
and do something stupid.
621
00:37:49,006 --> 00:37:53,846
Buffalo gals, can you come out tonight
Can you come out tonight
622
00:37:53,888 --> 00:37:56,848
I don't know, I think sometimes
it's fun to do something stupid.
623
00:37:56,931 --> 00:37:57,933
That's 'cause you're fun.
624
00:37:58,016 --> 00:38:02,312
You're easygoing and nothing fazes you
and there's no pretense.
625
00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:05,524
You're blushing.
626
00:38:06,234 --> 00:38:07,234
I am?
627
00:38:08,902 --> 00:38:09,902
Yeah.
628
00:38:13,533 --> 00:38:14,660
Should we order?
629
00:38:15,702 --> 00:38:19,916
Yeah. See if they have
public humiliation on the menu.
630
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:22,834
They do.
I just had it as an appetizer.
631
00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:30,927
I think it's interesting.
632
00:38:31,053 --> 00:38:34,515
These southern gentlemen,
they're not loud and show-offy like us.
633
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,726
You know, he's a gentleman.
He doesn't do stupid things.
634
00:38:38,352 --> 00:38:39,854
He's different.
635
00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:43,191
I don't know,
she's just so alive, so...
636
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,027
fearless.
637
00:38:45,902 --> 00:38:48,862
- And the best part? No rules.
- Yeah, well, that's different.
638
00:38:49,154 --> 00:38:51,282
- She is different.
- Who?
639
00:38:51,783 --> 00:38:52,783
Dinner.
640
00:38:55,121 --> 00:38:56,747
Why are we friends?
641
00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:59,625
Hello, canoe tip?
I saved your life at summer camp.
642
00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:02,043
No, no, no.
I saved your life, pal.
643
00:39:02,294 --> 00:39:04,422
And I've been loyal to you
ever since.
644
00:39:05,298 --> 00:39:07,885
- Here comes Genevieve.
- Who's that?
645
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,638
I gotta get to court.
Thanks for the nachos.
646
00:39:12,305 --> 00:39:13,307
Hello.
647
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,767
- Hi.
- So I was thinking...
648
00:39:15,976 --> 00:39:19,773
why not get a stellar review and
make your place the talk of the town?
649
00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:23,276
- It's that easy?
- Yeah.
650
00:39:25,403 --> 00:39:27,281
Well, I'm not ready.
651
00:39:27,364 --> 00:39:29,366
The menu is still in transition.
652
00:39:29,616 --> 00:39:32,871
- It's just a little neighborhood joint.
- Really? Well, I thought you'd say that.
653
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,664
So I told him what a nice,
hardworking guy you are...
654
00:39:35,747 --> 00:39:38,709
and that opening a restaurant
is this huge big change in your life...
655
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:41,754
and he said when you're ready for
a review, you just call the paper, okay?
656
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,844
- You called the critic?
- Yeah.
657
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:51,764
Thank you.
658
00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:53,392
You're welcome.
659
00:39:58,857 --> 00:40:00,025
Well, I should go.
660
00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:02,777
Okay.
661
00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:23,216
Happy.
662
00:40:24,426 --> 00:40:26,178
You think so?
I'd say unhappy.
663
00:40:26,427 --> 00:40:28,305
What looks unhappy about him?
664
00:40:28,388 --> 00:40:31,350
Stooped shoulders, big sigher.
Watch.
665
00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:33,269
Wait for it.
666
00:40:38,901 --> 00:40:40,986
- You're good.
- I have a gift.
667
00:40:41,069 --> 00:40:42,488
- Yeah, all right.
- Watch.
668
00:40:43,405 --> 00:40:45,199
Pretty upbeat guy.
669
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,204
- Worried about office politics.
- Is that right?
670
00:40:51,331 --> 00:40:53,416
Pretty upbeat gal.
671
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,627
Worried about...
672
00:40:57,170 --> 00:41:00,007
- nothing?
- I told you, happy all the time.
673
00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:05,553
Or just doesn't think about things
that make her unhappy.
674
00:41:08,849 --> 00:41:10,517
Look at that old lady.
675
00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:14,982
- Happy.
- Yeah.
676
00:41:29,581 --> 00:41:32,584
- Hey, Tim, can I ask you a question?
- Keep it clean.
677
00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:36,339
Genevieve's really not
into commitment?
678
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,383
No.
No, just fun.
679
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,346
What do you think about
this five dates theory?
680
00:41:43,804 --> 00:41:47,851
I got a wife, two kids,
two mortgages, nosy in-laws...
681
00:41:47,976 --> 00:41:51,896
a dog that humps my La-Z-Boy,
and no peace.
682
00:41:52,147 --> 00:41:53,774
I think she's a genius.
683
00:41:54,149 --> 00:41:55,942
She makes me feel like...
684
00:41:57,652 --> 00:41:59,780
it's hard to explain,
but like I can do no wrong.
685
00:41:59,947 --> 00:42:02,283
I'm planning dates,
I'm buying little gifts.
686
00:42:02,408 --> 00:42:04,160
That's not me, but I like it.
687
00:42:04,327 --> 00:42:07,122
So I wanna do something
really special for her.
688
00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:09,499
What do you have in mind?
689
00:42:25,517 --> 00:42:26,601
From Greg.
690
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:46,873
"In my fantasy, you're wearing
these with nothing but a smile."
691
00:42:46,956 --> 00:42:47,874
My!
692
00:42:47,957 --> 00:42:49,877
- Let me see.
- Gimme! Gimme!
693
00:42:50,169 --> 00:42:51,378
No!
694
00:42:51,878 --> 00:42:53,339
I don't think so!
695
00:42:53,547 --> 00:42:55,133
It's mine.
696
00:42:57,802 --> 00:43:01,306
I'll be honest. I don't know
if I can beat that restaurant's curse.
697
00:43:03,183 --> 00:43:04,350
You will.
698
00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:11,817
This is pretty.
699
00:43:14,028 --> 00:43:15,071
Antique.
700
00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:25,206
Thanks for making dinner.
701
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,836
You said it would make
a great fourth date.
702
00:43:29,169 --> 00:43:30,671
Thanks for listening.
703
00:43:35,843 --> 00:43:38,387
To our fourth date
in three months.
704
00:43:38,471 --> 00:43:39,471
Yeah.
705
00:43:44,061 --> 00:43:45,521
You know, for me...
706
00:43:45,813 --> 00:43:49,275
romances are usually
this fast whirlwind...
707
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,693
and I...
708
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:59,244
I've just really enjoyed taking
the time to get to know you.
709
00:43:59,453 --> 00:44:00,830
Yeah, me too.
710
00:44:06,127 --> 00:44:09,255
- So what's this now?
- Marinated peppers.
711
00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:10,630
That's hot.
712
00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:16,054
How hot?
713
00:45:04,816 --> 00:45:06,817
This is the most fun
I've ever had.
714
00:45:12,115 --> 00:45:13,241
Me too.
715
00:45:23,795 --> 00:45:27,675
Great. Now I gotta get one of these
for my wife for Mother's Day.
716
00:45:28,008 --> 00:45:30,886
Good morning, beautiful boys!
717
00:45:31,721 --> 00:45:34,265
Your skin is very clear.
718
00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:36,768
Your eyes are so white.
719
00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:39,646
They did it!
They did it!
720
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:43,149
They did it!
They did it! They did it!
721
00:45:45,734 --> 00:45:48,321
Hey, this is none
of your business.
722
00:45:49,031 --> 00:45:52,201
- But we're so proud of you!
- Deets. I need details.
723
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,080
I would never. I'm a lady.
Please!
724
00:45:57,415 --> 00:45:58,415
Okay.
725
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,877
Then we won't ask you about it.
726
00:46:01,586 --> 00:46:02,879
- Good.
- Fine.
727
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,841
Super fine.
728
00:46:09,637 --> 00:46:11,389
I have mail to open.
729
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:14,893
Tim, orchids
for the Mother's Day rush?
730
00:46:15,059 --> 00:46:16,059
Friday.
731
00:46:17,605 --> 00:46:19,232
How are my eyebrows?
732
00:46:19,939 --> 00:46:22,693
Very Gwen Stefani
during pregnancy.
733
00:46:26,946 --> 00:46:29,074
- He cooked for me.
- Go on, go on.
734
00:46:29,199 --> 00:46:32,162
- I slept over for two nights.
- Go on!
735
00:46:33,203 --> 00:46:35,206
- So this is date number four?
- Yeah.
736
00:46:35,289 --> 00:46:37,333
- And there's one more date after this?
- Yes.
737
00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:39,253
And after date number five,
it's over?
738
00:46:41,797 --> 00:46:42,797
Yes.
739
00:46:44,133 --> 00:46:45,551
You seem different.
740
00:46:48,846 --> 00:46:50,390
- How?
- I don't know.
741
00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:08,367
Hi.
742
00:47:09,328 --> 00:47:10,954
What are we doing?
743
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,497
Can you see Greg?
744
00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:18,754
- Yeah.
- Okay.
745
00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:22,133
Does he look sick
or injured or on fire?
746
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:27,845
No.
747
00:47:29,682 --> 00:47:31,351
It's been four days?
748
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:32,852
Yeah.
749
00:47:34,813 --> 00:47:35,855
Four days.
750
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,485
- Why hasn't he called me?
- He'll call.
751
00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:43,156
So look.
It's crazy.
752
00:47:44,032 --> 00:47:45,701
Looks like a reborn...
753
00:47:46,118 --> 00:47:47,118
- Hey.
- Hello.
754
00:47:48,828 --> 00:47:51,999
What'll it be today, Genevieve?
Pears and Brie?
755
00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:55,002
Pate and celery sticks?
756
00:47:55,211 --> 00:47:56,838
I'll have a meatball sandwich.
757
00:47:58,589 --> 00:48:00,133
He hasn't called yet, huh?
758
00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:11,018
How are you?
759
00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:13,688
Good.
760
00:48:14,272 --> 00:48:15,272
Good.
761
00:48:18,861 --> 00:48:19,861
How are you?
762
00:48:20,696 --> 00:48:21,696
Good.
763
00:48:22,449 --> 00:48:23,449
Good.
764
00:48:25,745 --> 00:48:26,745
How are you?
765
00:48:27,996 --> 00:48:29,539
- Good.
- Good.
766
00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:31,333
- Good.
- Good.
767
00:48:32,961 --> 00:48:33,961
How are you?
768
00:48:35,087 --> 00:48:36,089
Good.
769
00:48:38,425 --> 00:48:39,467
Good, good.
770
00:48:48,935 --> 00:48:50,521
That's on the house.
771
00:48:51,813 --> 00:48:53,607
Genevieve. To go.
772
00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:10,376
- What's going on?
- Pardon?
773
00:49:10,543 --> 00:49:12,671
- You didn't call.
- What do you mean?
774
00:49:12,754 --> 00:49:15,382
What do you think,
you can just have your way with me?
775
00:49:15,465 --> 00:49:17,592
- But you said...
- What? What did I say?
776
00:49:17,675 --> 00:49:21,221
Five dates. Then move on.
No anger, no recriminations...
777
00:49:21,304 --> 00:49:24,100
- no commitments.
- Right. We had four dates.
778
00:49:24,141 --> 00:49:25,935
Four?
No, five.
779
00:49:27,354 --> 00:49:28,605
What are you talking about?
780
00:49:28,730 --> 00:49:31,607
Restaurant opening, Date One.
Art gallery, Two.
781
00:49:31,648 --> 00:49:34,777
Karaoke, Date Three.
Dinner at my place, Date Four.
782
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:37,113
Then, you stayed over that night
and the next...
783
00:49:37,155 --> 00:49:41,035
so I thought that whole next day
and night was the five dates.
784
00:49:44,955 --> 00:49:46,832
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
785
00:49:49,669 --> 00:49:50,669
You are?
786
00:49:50,962 --> 00:49:52,631
I'm joking.
787
00:49:53,883 --> 00:49:55,883
Yeah, that makes five dates.
788
00:49:56,467 --> 00:50:00,222
- It was a lovely love affair.
- Yeah, it was great. I'd like to...
789
00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:02,516
But the romance is gone,
so we must move on.
790
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,036
- I know, but do we have to move on...
- Yes.
791
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:07,605
Anymore dates would be a relationship
and those do not work.
792
00:50:07,856 --> 00:50:09,649
- I wanna...
- Okay. All right, see you.
793
00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:12,069
My God, my sandwich.
So hungry. Bye.
794
00:50:16,698 --> 00:50:19,285
When? When?
When is she coming back?
795
00:50:19,368 --> 00:50:20,786
Don't you work?
796
00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:22,453
Yes.
797
00:50:24,748 --> 00:50:26,292
Hi. Thanks for coming in.
798
00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:28,669
I heard.
799
00:50:29,253 --> 00:50:30,463
What happened?
800
00:50:30,547 --> 00:50:32,924
He thought we had five dates.
801
00:50:33,049 --> 00:50:36,428
Why on earth would he think
a sleepover equals another date?
802
00:50:36,595 --> 00:50:39,181
Maybe because it sort of does.
803
00:50:39,891 --> 00:50:41,142
Can you be quiet?
804
00:50:41,601 --> 00:50:44,396
But maybe it does
a little bit for boys, maybe?
805
00:50:48,192 --> 00:50:50,694
- Do you want another date?
- No.
806
00:50:51,111 --> 00:50:53,531
- But maybe you do.
- No.
807
00:50:53,698 --> 00:50:56,075
Yes. Maybe this could be
a relationship, maybe?
808
00:50:56,242 --> 00:50:57,451
No!
809
00:50:59,787 --> 00:51:00,787
Fine.
810
00:51:04,584 --> 00:51:06,419
And let's just be clear, okay?
811
00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:09,172
It was four dates.
812
00:51:10,590 --> 00:51:11,591
Five.
813
00:51:12,258 --> 00:51:13,258
Bye.
814
00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:15,428
Gotta go.
815
00:52:21,210 --> 00:52:24,046
- What's this place called?
- Get on Tapas.
816
00:52:25,381 --> 00:52:26,590
That's dirty!
817
00:52:32,681 --> 00:52:35,058
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
818
00:52:35,267 --> 00:52:36,559
What'd I do?
819
00:52:38,811 --> 00:52:39,854
I'm so sorry!
820
00:52:40,188 --> 00:52:42,149
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
821
00:52:42,357 --> 00:52:44,359
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry!
822
00:52:50,742 --> 00:52:52,785
Yeah, no, no, no.
823
00:52:52,952 --> 00:52:55,330
I gotta...
Really, I gotta...
824
00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:58,125
- Really? Come on. Really?
- I think I'm catching something.
825
00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,835
You better watch it
or you will, too.
826
00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:03,297
Right. Hey, what happened to that one
you were "not dating?"
827
00:53:03,422 --> 00:53:06,342
- Five dates. It's over.
- Atta boy!
828
00:53:06,425 --> 00:53:09,971
- Yeah. Have fun, man.
- Let's roll. Who's first?
829
00:53:15,353 --> 00:53:17,395
Make that booty call.
830
00:53:17,729 --> 00:53:20,857
- It's complicated.
- No, honey. My bowels are complicated.
831
00:53:21,024 --> 00:53:23,276
Life is simple.
Call her.
832
00:53:25,571 --> 00:53:30,117
If you knew a certain gesture,
like, say, calling...
833
00:53:30,284 --> 00:53:34,039
would be considered "needy",
and therefore a turnoff...
834
00:53:34,331 --> 00:53:37,209
but you wanted to call,
and you felt...
835
00:53:37,543 --> 00:53:40,839
this call could be welcomed
this one time...
836
00:53:40,922 --> 00:53:44,967
if you were the one person who took
a chance to do something different...
837
00:53:45,718 --> 00:53:49,890
maybe even some
would call it romantic...
838
00:53:50,432 --> 00:53:53,269
like calling for another date...
839
00:53:53,436 --> 00:53:54,853
a date that...
840
00:53:55,104 --> 00:53:58,733
if someone were counting,
could be numbered above five...
841
00:53:58,858 --> 00:54:00,276
say six...
842
00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:04,740
do you think that
would be considered manly?
843
00:54:05,031 --> 00:54:07,992
No, it wouldn't.
It would be a pain in the ass.
844
00:54:12,163 --> 00:54:13,165
Thank you.
845
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,544
One new message.
846
00:54:17,086 --> 00:54:20,422
Hi, it's me, your dad.
847
00:54:21,173 --> 00:54:23,760
Well, I guess I missed you again.
848
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:28,307
Maybe I have an old number
for you? Did I say it's me?
849
00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:31,810
Gimme a call sometime.
850
00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:47,286
Happy birthday!
851
00:54:50,624 --> 00:54:51,706
Hi, Mom.
852
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:55,253
This is delicious.
853
00:54:55,378 --> 00:54:57,629
I made it from a "Top Chef' recipe.
854
00:54:57,838 --> 00:55:01,134
It's called "Gateau". Now wouldn't you
think that's made from a cat's toe?
855
00:55:01,551 --> 00:55:03,971
But it's G, "gateau".
856
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,473
It means cake in French.
857
00:55:07,892 --> 00:55:09,018
Genevieve?
858
00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:13,063
Your father said
you never call him.
859
00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:17,570
You talk to Dad?
860
00:55:18,570 --> 00:55:22,407
Of course! He was my life
for twenty-five years.
861
00:55:24,076 --> 00:55:26,203
Not the photo.
Okay.
862
00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:29,833
He had affairs.
863
00:55:46,475 --> 00:55:49,979
So, are you seeing anybody now,
Missus Gernier?
864
00:55:51,022 --> 00:55:52,982
- Please say you are.
- Yeah.
865
00:55:53,107 --> 00:55:54,107
Okay.
866
00:55:54,567 --> 00:55:57,113
I wouldn't know a thing
about dating.
867
00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,239
Ask Genevieve.
She's an expert on dating.
868
00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:00,323
Yeah.
869
00:56:01,742 --> 00:56:02,701
Okay.
870
00:56:02,743 --> 00:56:05,663
Hey, hey, wow,
we have to get to work.
871
00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:07,123
So, okay.
872
00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:10,711
Well, hey, you guys owe me forty bucks
for these cameras.
873
00:56:11,045 --> 00:56:13,463
- You gave it to me.
- No, I didn't. I said I'd...
874
00:56:13,588 --> 00:56:15,191
- Yeah, you did.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean for that to...
875
00:56:15,215 --> 00:56:18,178
Thanks for coming by.
Mom, thanks for the cake.
876
00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:20,304
- Come on!
- Happy birthday, dear.
877
00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:33,692
Oops.
878
00:56:34,111 --> 00:56:35,111
Uh-oh.
879
00:56:42,328 --> 00:56:44,539
So now the restaurant
is a success?
880
00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:48,794
I told him about that reviewer,
and the band.
881
00:56:49,128 --> 00:56:50,712
Do you want to go inside?
882
00:56:51,088 --> 00:56:52,005
No!
883
00:56:52,088 --> 00:56:54,425
You could flirt with the band
in front of Greg.
884
00:56:54,466 --> 00:56:55,466
Okay.
885
00:56:55,927 --> 00:56:58,305
Do I have anything in my teeth?
886
00:57:00,807 --> 00:57:01,868
- No, you are okay.
- Really?
887
00:57:01,892 --> 00:57:02,892
Yeah.
888
00:57:02,935 --> 00:57:05,229
What about here?
Is it like the rings of Saturn?
889
00:57:05,353 --> 00:57:06,479
They're tight.
890
00:57:07,439 --> 00:57:08,982
Yeah, should I pull them up?
891
00:57:09,107 --> 00:57:11,026
- I think so.
- It's like they're...
892
00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:14,362
Genevieve!
893
00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,575
- Genevieve!
- What?
894
00:57:20,411 --> 00:57:21,411
No.
895
00:57:21,454 --> 00:57:24,374
I know. I'm so sorry.
Nobody saw.
896
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,126
- Really?
- Yeah, I don't think so.
897
00:57:26,251 --> 00:57:28,837
Maybe a lot of people.
No, I don't think so.
898
00:57:29,588 --> 00:57:31,590
- I know what will cheer you up.
- What?
899
00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:36,012
There's a really, really cute guy
working at the second run movie theater.
900
00:57:36,179 --> 00:57:38,015
They always smell like dust.
901
00:57:38,182 --> 00:57:40,475
- Yeah, I love that.
- Okay, go flirt.
902
00:57:41,059 --> 00:57:43,562
- Don't scrapbook him.
- I'll try.
903
00:57:51,196 --> 00:57:52,989
- Hi, Mom.
- What are you doing?
904
00:57:53,114 --> 00:57:54,614
- Nothing.
- Has he called?
905
00:57:54,781 --> 00:57:56,659
I think he's gonna call you.
906
00:58:00,288 --> 00:58:03,000
Pride, it ruins relationships.
907
00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,086
- Look, we have to do something.
- Yeah, we do.
908
00:58:05,169 --> 00:58:07,049
Why can't she just admit
she wants another date?
909
00:58:07,086 --> 00:58:09,757
- Why can't he say it first?
- 'Cause guys don't do that.
910
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,361
But that's the problem. We not only
have to figure out our own feelings...
911
00:58:12,385 --> 00:58:14,595
we have to tell you what's going on
in your tiny heads.
912
00:58:14,721 --> 00:58:17,266
No, no, we have to do everything!
We have to plan the date...
913
00:58:17,391 --> 00:58:19,701
have to make sure it's something
you've never done before...
914
00:58:19,725 --> 00:58:20,995
have to think of romantic gifts
for you...
915
00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:23,689
- There you go.
- We have to listen to you.
916
00:58:23,731 --> 00:58:26,692
"Please, tell me more about
how you're a mixed media artist...
917
00:58:26,734 --> 00:58:29,362
who used to work only exclusively
with 'found objects'...
918
00:58:29,446 --> 00:58:31,323
but now you work with cork."
919
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:35,994
Look, Genevieve has been nothing
but kind to us, right?
920
00:58:36,119 --> 00:58:38,432
And she's always there to listen to us
and give us advice...
921
00:58:38,456 --> 00:58:39,957
whenever, and wherever,
we need it.
922
00:58:40,082 --> 00:58:42,793
- I would be lost without her.
- We would all be lost without her.
923
00:58:42,876 --> 00:58:44,962
You guys, before you met
Genevieve...
924
00:58:45,045 --> 00:58:47,839
had you ever kissed
anything not made of plastic?
925
00:58:49,467 --> 00:58:50,927
- Four dates?
- Yes!
926
00:58:59,687 --> 00:59:02,565
Shut it!
Shut it! Shut it!
927
00:59:03,065 --> 00:59:05,652
How's about you finish
what you started?
928
00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:09,947
- Yeah.
- Right?
929
00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:19,543
Hey, we got an invitation.
930
00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:24,088
"To all who made Get On Tapas
a success...
931
00:59:24,130 --> 00:59:27,549
please join us for a Spanish Feast
of the Assumption August fifteenth.
932
00:59:27,633 --> 00:59:29,594
See you there!
Greg Gatlin."
933
00:59:31,597 --> 00:59:35,934
Well, someone is making assumptions
we're all available August fifteenth.
934
00:59:36,935 --> 00:59:41,607
And making assumptions we care whether
his restaurant broke the stupid curse.
935
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,153
He's not even Spanish.
Poser.
936
00:59:46,447 --> 00:59:47,530
We're going.
937
00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:49,783
Have a good time.
938
00:59:50,116 --> 00:59:52,787
We're all going.
You will wear a pretty dress.
939
00:59:52,912 --> 00:59:56,290
Plus lipstick. And I'm gonna wax
those eyebrows right now.
940
00:59:56,499 --> 00:59:58,084
Bill, get more glue sticks.
941
00:59:58,251 --> 01:00:01,128
Her legs are so hairy
it looks like she's wearing pants.
942
01:00:02,046 --> 01:00:04,090
Come here, Steve Carell's chest.
943
01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:05,383
No.
944
01:00:31,203 --> 01:00:32,997
Bartender, a drink for the lady.
945
01:00:33,748 --> 01:00:35,082
What's your plan?
946
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,711
Okay, around ten o'clock, I...
947
01:00:39,170 --> 01:00:41,255
The stroke of midnight.
948
01:00:42,590 --> 01:00:45,219
Okay, at the stroke of midnight...
949
01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:48,180
I'm gonna present her
with these roses on this comb.
950
01:00:48,389 --> 01:00:50,183
Dude, did you make that yourself?
951
01:00:50,349 --> 01:00:53,061
Lose the comb.
Just give her roses.
952
01:00:54,604 --> 01:00:55,604
Okay.
953
01:00:56,106 --> 01:01:00,527
At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to
present her with some roses, no comb...
954
01:01:00,819 --> 01:01:02,487
and ask for the other date...
955
01:01:02,779 --> 01:01:05,073
which, depending on your interpretation
of five dates...
956
01:01:05,156 --> 01:01:06,634
'cause I do think
that I counted correctly...
957
01:01:06,658 --> 01:01:09,161
No, no, no!
Cut that last part.
958
01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:13,583
- Okay.
- Now make it right.
959
01:01:15,502 --> 01:01:17,003
Okay. Scatter.
960
01:01:23,594 --> 01:01:25,221
- Sorry.
- Hey...
961
01:01:25,889 --> 01:01:26,890
Ginger.
962
01:01:27,099 --> 01:01:29,725
- You changed your hair.
- What's going on?
963
01:01:29,934 --> 01:01:33,438
But you had your five dates.
You're done. My turn.
964
01:01:34,939 --> 01:01:36,567
Go get some air, all right?
965
01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,820
You had your five dates.
966
01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:42,489
You had your five dates
and you're done? I see.
967
01:01:42,823 --> 01:01:45,868
I see, so you just hand me off
to your shallow friend?
968
01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:47,870
You... you know
I didn't hand you off.
969
01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:50,665
- Still you are not a gentleman.
- What?
970
01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:54,043
- You suddenly decide four dates is five?
- It was five.
971
01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:56,379
No, a sleepover
doesn't count as a date!
972
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,049
Sorry. I didn't read
your instruction manual.
973
01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:00,718
What does that mean?
974
01:02:00,927 --> 01:02:04,138
It means that you act like
you believe "c'est la vie"...
975
01:02:04,222 --> 01:02:08,434
"have fun, everyone, there are
no rules". But you are all rules.
976
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,769
You control everything.
977
01:02:09,811 --> 01:02:13,607
Who will woo you, for exactly how long,
five dates, then good-bye.
978
01:02:14,066 --> 01:02:17,820
You entered this willingly and then
you blame me 'cause you can't count?
979
01:02:18,029 --> 01:02:21,282
I get it now.
I just figured it out.
980
01:02:22,283 --> 01:02:26,121
You are so scared of being hurt that
you pretend to have this philosophy...
981
01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:28,498
about relationships
not being normal.
982
01:02:28,707 --> 01:02:32,251
Your fear of intimacy is only matched
by your ridiculous fantasy life.
983
01:02:32,418 --> 01:02:35,880
You act like you live in the opening
credits of some French film.
984
01:02:36,005 --> 01:02:38,801
You control everything
so it doesn't turn into something real.
985
01:02:40,845 --> 01:02:42,722
I like French films.
986
01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:46,309
Well, they're not real.
Just like you.
987
01:02:50,647 --> 01:02:53,776
- Here he comes.
- Dude, now...
988
01:02:58,113 --> 01:02:59,741
You can catch them
on your tongue.
989
01:03:02,535 --> 01:03:03,535
Wanna go?
990
01:03:03,578 --> 01:03:04,746
- Yup. Yeah.
- Big time.
991
01:03:06,707 --> 01:03:07,709
No!
992
01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:17,384
Maybe you should go back
and talk to him.
993
01:03:17,885 --> 01:03:18,885
No...
994
01:03:19,137 --> 01:03:21,098
he hates me.
995
01:03:27,062 --> 01:03:28,814
I feel naked.
996
01:03:29,356 --> 01:03:32,401
I feel like Greg can see
right through me.
997
01:03:32,527 --> 01:03:35,696
So? Does being vulnerable
make you weak?
998
01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:39,200
It's so my mom.
999
01:03:42,787 --> 01:03:47,668
I never understood why my mom
let my dad see...
1000
01:03:48,127 --> 01:03:49,419
her pain.
1001
01:03:51,047 --> 01:03:53,133
I wanted her to act like...
1002
01:03:53,383 --> 01:03:57,220
"Well, you cheated, get out".
1003
01:03:58,222 --> 01:03:59,639
But she...
1004
01:04:00,557 --> 01:04:03,226
cried to him.
1005
01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:09,566
I remember when she found out.
1006
01:04:10,109 --> 01:04:12,736
She sat down
at the kitchen table...
1007
01:04:16,532 --> 01:04:18,451
and her eyes
went back and forth...
1008
01:04:18,535 --> 01:04:21,372
as if she was trying to add
something in her head.
1009
01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,336
And then he left.
1010
01:04:30,673 --> 01:04:33,927
And you decided no one would ever
make you feel that way.
1011
01:04:39,767 --> 01:04:40,767
Well...
1012
01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:44,272
it's over.
1013
01:04:52,446 --> 01:04:53,446
It's over.
1014
01:04:54,908 --> 01:04:57,911
That's no fair.
I wasn't looking. Do-over.
1015
01:04:58,370 --> 01:04:59,370
Get up.
1016
01:04:59,914 --> 01:05:01,833
No. I'm good.
1017
01:05:17,516 --> 01:05:21,020
- You dodged a bullet, buddy.
- No, I didn't.
1018
01:05:21,813 --> 01:05:23,397
No, you didn't.
1019
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:45,421
I'd love to go on a date with you.
I'll be back at the shop in 5 minutes.
1020
01:05:57,267 --> 01:06:00,689
Yo, everybody,
it's ten minutes until midnight!
1021
01:06:00,814 --> 01:06:03,192
Hey, guys, it's almost midnight!
1022
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,112
Cal says you like wine?
1023
01:06:08,405 --> 01:06:09,991
Do you have any Zinfandel?
1024
01:06:20,584 --> 01:06:21,711
Same thing.
1025
01:06:22,128 --> 01:06:24,505
A spritzer.
1026
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:27,550
Yummy.
1027
01:06:27,968 --> 01:06:29,387
You're so inventive.
1028
01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:33,265
So anyway, my sister,
not the bipolar one, the other one...
1029
01:06:41,567 --> 01:06:44,110
- Hi.
- I'm seeing someone.
1030
01:06:46,405 --> 01:06:48,032
Boy, that's great.
1031
01:06:48,866 --> 01:06:50,076
Yeah, but it's new.
1032
01:06:51,077 --> 01:06:53,789
Do you have any love advice
for me?
1033
01:06:54,581 --> 01:06:57,959
Mom, I don't think
you want advice from me.
1034
01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:00,045
Shut up, it's time!
1035
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:04,466
Five, four, three, two, one!
1036
01:07:04,633 --> 01:07:07,428
Happy New Year!
1037
01:07:14,101 --> 01:07:15,979
My eyes are bleeding!
1038
01:07:17,897 --> 01:07:18,897
Mom!
1039
01:07:19,274 --> 01:07:20,901
You're dating John?
1040
01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:24,238
Yeah, he's ten years
younger than me.
1041
01:07:25,113 --> 01:07:26,699
I'm a cougar!
1042
01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:30,287
And I'm a young buck!
1043
01:07:31,245 --> 01:07:32,914
- I forgot.
- Okay.
1044
01:07:33,081 --> 01:07:34,123
I made you...
1045
01:07:34,874 --> 01:07:37,253
a scrapbook of your life.
1046
01:07:37,545 --> 01:07:39,588
I askjeeved, googled...
1047
01:07:39,713 --> 01:07:42,509
and classmates. Commed you and...
1048
01:07:43,134 --> 01:07:47,013
there is a whole page of collage
of your lips.
1049
01:07:50,184 --> 01:07:51,267
I love it!
1050
01:07:51,976 --> 01:07:53,436
You're adorable.
1051
01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:57,274
And I got you this paperweight
that magnifies your baby picture.
1052
01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:29,393
- Oops.
- Uh-oh.
1053
01:08:30,352 --> 01:08:31,352
Oops.
1054
01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:33,898
Uh-oh.
1055
01:08:33,981 --> 01:08:36,026
- Table for one.
- Only the lonely.
1056
01:08:36,109 --> 01:08:38,402
- Serving only the lonely.
- It's lovely out here.
1057
01:08:38,484 --> 01:08:40,839
- It's chilly, isn't it?
- Do you know anyone we know out here?
1058
01:08:40,863 --> 01:08:43,575
- No. I used to.
- Who's that?
1059
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,160
She looks like someone
we used to know.
1060
01:08:46,286 --> 01:08:50,248
She was the most romantic,
happy person who loved love.
1061
01:08:50,624 --> 01:08:52,876
Then she turned
into a shriveled twisted...
1062
01:08:52,959 --> 01:08:53,959
Stop.
1063
01:08:54,670 --> 01:08:56,047
I think...
1064
01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:59,842
you need to tell Greg
that you're scared.
1065
01:09:01,261 --> 01:09:04,473
You know, you think this is fear.
1066
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:06,224
This is instinct.
1067
01:09:06,558 --> 01:09:09,979
Avoiding pain is how humans
have survived.
1068
01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:12,690
You think we'd still be here
if we didn't know...
1069
01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:16,444
"look, there's a saber-toothed tiger.
Let's run before it eats us"?
1070
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:18,822
Honey, did you just see
your mom?
1071
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,490
I did.
1072
01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,700
Let go.
1073
01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:26,204
Forgive the past.
1074
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:32,294
- Hey. What is that? What are you doing?
- It's a moment.
1075
01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:36,174
Can we give you some advice?
1076
01:09:36,675 --> 01:09:37,676
No.
1077
01:09:42,013 --> 01:09:43,432
All right, bring it.
1078
01:09:44,558 --> 01:09:46,518
Woo him.
1079
01:10:04,706 --> 01:10:06,915
You baked him muffins?
1080
01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:10,461
Isn't that a tiny bit
"think of me as your cousin Ethel"?
1081
01:10:10,544 --> 01:10:13,714
Really? It took me all night
to think of that.
1082
01:10:13,798 --> 01:10:18,386
This is hard. What do guys like
besides pizza and morning sex?
1083
01:10:19,095 --> 01:10:21,723
Okay, I have to focus.
I have to focus.
1084
01:10:21,806 --> 01:10:25,144
I have to think, what does he want?
What does he want?
1085
01:10:25,228 --> 01:10:27,980
Because he will call me,
he will call me.
1086
01:10:28,147 --> 01:10:29,649
He will call me.
1087
01:10:33,486 --> 01:10:34,486
So...
1088
01:10:35,155 --> 01:10:37,366
he sent a thank you note?
1089
01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:39,785
Still no call?
1090
01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:45,291
What does this even mean?
What does it mean?
1091
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,961
"Genevieve,
thank you for the gifts.
1092
01:10:48,253 --> 01:10:49,337
Grrrrrrreg."
1093
01:10:50,673 --> 01:10:52,467
I don't...
I don't know what else to do.
1094
01:10:52,550 --> 01:10:56,052
I've sent Rangers tickets
and chocolates and "Simpsons" DVDs.
1095
01:10:56,135 --> 01:10:58,305
I mean, I don't get it!
What do men want?
1096
01:10:58,347 --> 01:11:01,683
A cellulite seaweed wrap, a diamond
dog collar, and a karaoke machine.
1097
01:11:02,267 --> 01:11:04,020
Karaoke's a no.
1098
01:11:12,321 --> 01:11:15,157
- Can I cancel it?
- No. We'd be out of business.
1099
01:11:19,371 --> 01:11:20,872
It's gonna suck.
1100
01:11:21,122 --> 01:11:23,666
Yes, but it always does.
1101
01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:32,177
Roses For Whatever.
1102
01:11:34,469 --> 01:11:36,180
A thank you note?
1103
01:11:36,389 --> 01:11:39,393
She sent you all those gifts
and you didn't call?
1104
01:11:40,392 --> 01:11:41,602
I wanna call.
1105
01:11:43,146 --> 01:11:44,564
Am I an idiot?
1106
01:11:44,731 --> 01:11:46,733
In general?
I don't know.
1107
01:11:47,358 --> 01:11:50,737
Love makes you crazy.
You should call her.
1108
01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:54,366
I said horrible things to her.
What do I say now?
1109
01:11:54,908 --> 01:11:58,371
And the probability ratio of a failed
relationship working...
1110
01:11:58,455 --> 01:11:59,747
zero to none.
1111
01:12:00,956 --> 01:12:03,501
But this never was a relationship.
1112
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,148
Come on!
1113
01:13:04,318 --> 01:13:05,778
Stupid fake holyday.
1114
01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:08,656
I know! It's just a day
of pressure, isn't it?
1115
01:13:08,698 --> 01:13:11,493
I mean, even if you're
in a relationship, which I'm not...
1116
01:13:11,535 --> 01:13:13,954
it's just a day that
makes you feel inadequate.
1117
01:13:13,996 --> 01:13:16,622
Am I doing enough for this person?
Did I get a big enough gift?
1118
01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:18,500
Do I even know this person?
1119
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:21,003
And what about those candy hearts?
"Be Mine".
1120
01:13:21,045 --> 01:13:23,380
Like you gotta be somebody's
to matter, right?
1121
01:13:23,464 --> 01:13:26,343
I mean, I'm not anybody's now,
but I've been, before.
1122
01:13:33,851 --> 01:13:35,727
Chocolates for Genevieve!
1123
01:13:35,977 --> 01:13:37,980
Happy Valentine's Day!
1124
01:13:38,064 --> 01:13:42,109
John, it's a good day for you
because you're dating my mom.
1125
01:13:42,276 --> 01:13:45,154
A visual, that if I let it burn
through my retinas...
1126
01:13:45,196 --> 01:13:49,075
will seara hole through my skull
and my brain will leak onto my neck.
1127
01:13:49,201 --> 01:13:51,537
This is why you are happy
on this day.
1128
01:13:51,704 --> 01:13:54,707
I have seen this day for what it is,
a hollow sham.
1129
01:13:54,748 --> 01:13:58,043
I will sell many roses
to many fools on this day...
1130
01:13:58,126 --> 01:14:00,296
who have not seen the light
as I have.
1131
01:14:00,379 --> 01:14:03,174
Valentine's Day blows!
1132
01:14:11,892 --> 01:14:15,187
Don't get your hopes up today.
Some man will just crush 'em.
1133
01:14:20,026 --> 01:14:21,026
Mine!
1134
01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:24,948
Roses For Fooling Yourself
That Romance Exists.
1135
01:14:25,031 --> 01:14:27,326
- You want to work in the back today.
- May I help you?
1136
01:14:27,410 --> 01:14:29,954
- Okay, who was first?
- I was!
1137
01:14:40,382 --> 01:14:41,384
Tim.
1138
01:14:41,843 --> 01:14:44,134
Hey, what's up?
1139
01:14:44,426 --> 01:14:45,428
Tim...
1140
01:14:45,970 --> 01:14:49,682
I don't know anything about
anything anymore. What do I do?
1141
01:14:49,891 --> 01:14:53,771
How do I know? I'm from the world of
"Not tonight, the kid puked on me".
1142
01:14:53,813 --> 01:14:56,815
Yeah, but sometimes...
1143
01:14:57,024 --> 01:14:58,943
it's nice, right?
1144
01:15:04,408 --> 01:15:07,245
This morning, the kids were
running around like crazy...
1145
01:15:07,453 --> 01:15:10,580
Annie's standing in the kitchen
making pancakes.
1146
01:15:11,582 --> 01:15:13,459
Hair's all messed up...
1147
01:15:13,668 --> 01:15:17,255
her breath could've knocked
a buzzard off a portapotty and...
1148
01:15:19,717 --> 01:15:23,094
when she wasn't looking, I reached out
and took the pancake syrup and...
1149
01:15:23,136 --> 01:15:26,516
I spelled "Happy V-Day" out
on her plate.
1150
01:15:30,978 --> 01:15:32,647
She cried, you know?
1151
01:15:39,112 --> 01:15:40,948
Do I have it all wrong?
1152
01:15:42,449 --> 01:15:44,159
Is that what love is?
1153
01:15:47,496 --> 01:15:49,331
Well, you know, it's not...
1154
01:15:49,665 --> 01:15:52,293
butterflies in my tummy love,
you know...
1155
01:15:53,336 --> 01:15:56,590
but, you know, even on the bad days,
you get there...
1156
01:15:57,925 --> 01:15:59,968
you see her and the kids...
1157
01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:02,179
and yeah, think...
1158
01:16:02,929 --> 01:16:03,972
yeah...
1159
01:16:06,184 --> 01:16:07,853
it's good to be home.
1160
01:16:12,190 --> 01:16:14,443
Anyway, that's what love is to me.
1161
01:16:18,863 --> 01:16:19,863
Yeah.
1162
01:16:21,450 --> 01:16:22,493
Yeah.
1163
01:16:23,869 --> 01:16:25,871
Tell the boys I need to go.
1164
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,390
Hi, Dad.
1165
01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:47,061
Genevieve.
1166
01:16:47,730 --> 01:16:49,730
Jeez, it's so good to see you.
1167
01:16:53,235 --> 01:16:54,361
How are you?
1168
01:16:58,241 --> 01:16:59,242
Dad...
1169
01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:02,786
you never should have
cheated on Mom.
1170
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:07,876
Well...
1171
01:17:09,586 --> 01:17:13,090
I don't see how my relationship
with your mother concerns you.
1172
01:17:14,925 --> 01:17:17,636
Well, guess what?
It does.
1173
01:17:18,554 --> 01:17:20,389
It messed us all up.
1174
01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:23,601
It really hurt Mom, and...
1175
01:17:23,935 --> 01:17:26,981
how was I ever supposed
to trust a man after that?
1176
01:17:27,188 --> 01:17:28,732
It changed me.
1177
01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:31,526
It's taken me years
to figure this out.
1178
01:17:32,110 --> 01:17:36,116
I thought all I ever did
was fall in love...
1179
01:17:36,324 --> 01:17:39,827
but really,
I made sure I never did.
1180
01:17:43,374 --> 01:17:46,293
So, yeah it does concern me.
1181
01:17:46,335 --> 01:17:48,378
And you were wrong to do it.
1182
01:17:54,301 --> 01:17:55,636
But I love you.
1183
01:17:56,429 --> 01:17:57,429
Good-bye.
1184
01:18:16,493 --> 01:18:19,621
Boy, I can't wait to get home
to my old lady.
1185
01:18:20,038 --> 01:18:23,876
Did you get her a Valentine's card that
says, "Hey, old lady, glad you're alive"?
1186
01:18:25,002 --> 01:18:26,838
I meant my dog.
1187
01:18:27,213 --> 01:18:29,341
She's old and her name is Lady.
1188
01:18:31,175 --> 01:18:32,175
Sorry.
1189
01:18:35,805 --> 01:18:37,515
I like old things.
1190
01:18:37,848 --> 01:18:40,393
Lady was eleven
when I got her from the pound.
1191
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,148
That antique stool?
1192
01:18:45,690 --> 01:18:48,736
I found that when I was in Kentucky
on the road.
1193
01:18:49,570 --> 01:18:51,155
It's almost two hundred years old.
1194
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,660
Don't you find that kinda creepy?
1195
01:18:55,035 --> 01:18:57,787
Like you can still see
the old dead guy sitting on it?
1196
01:19:02,752 --> 01:19:04,170
Well, I do now.
1197
01:19:07,048 --> 01:19:08,132
Good talk.
1198
01:19:13,555 --> 01:19:15,182
Hey, you're out of T.p.
1199
01:19:15,599 --> 01:19:17,644
Any girls show up looking for me?
1200
01:19:17,727 --> 01:19:19,811
I hooked us up
with some paralegals.
1201
01:19:19,895 --> 01:19:22,522
You get Melissa, I get Doreen.
No, wait a minute.
1202
01:19:22,564 --> 01:19:26,068
Why do I stand here, with my hands
in my metaphorical pockets...
1203
01:19:26,193 --> 01:19:29,114
chained to my comfortable
spot of fear?
1204
01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:34,243
Are you rehearsing for a play?
1205
01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:37,164
No, man,
I'm talking about Genevieve.
1206
01:19:37,247 --> 01:19:38,248
Come on.
1207
01:19:40,459 --> 01:19:42,629
I miss her.
I want to see her again.
1208
01:19:44,298 --> 01:19:46,924
By summer,
I want to lose five pounds.
1209
01:19:48,218 --> 01:19:49,636
I blew it, man.
1210
01:19:50,095 --> 01:19:52,806
- I'm a complete moron.
- We're guys.
1211
01:19:53,015 --> 01:19:56,060
It's an accepted fact of our sex
that we do stupid stuff.
1212
01:20:01,566 --> 01:20:02,734
What'd you say?
1213
01:20:02,901 --> 01:20:04,820
I need to shed the lbs,
I'm getting chunky.
1214
01:20:04,943 --> 01:20:07,780
No, no, no, about guys
doing stupid stuff.
1215
01:20:07,947 --> 01:20:09,575
I don't know.
I don't listen.
1216
01:20:11,909 --> 01:20:13,745
Men do stupid things.
1217
01:20:14,079 --> 01:20:17,333
Yes, yeah. Think about it, I mean,
that's how great things happen.
1218
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,001
Take the Wright Brothers.
1219
01:20:19,209 --> 01:20:22,881
What is smart about jumping off a cliff
strapped to wooden wings?
1220
01:20:23,131 --> 01:20:24,340
Wood is heavy.
1221
01:20:25,382 --> 01:20:28,345
That's it!
I gotta do something stupid.
1222
01:20:30,014 --> 01:20:31,599
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1223
01:20:31,974 --> 01:20:33,935
- What's open?
- What's happening?
1224
01:20:49,535 --> 01:20:51,829
- May I borrow that?
- For two bucks you can own it.
1225
01:20:51,912 --> 01:20:54,206
- Deal.
- Plus a week's free tapas.
1226
01:20:54,331 --> 01:20:55,666
- Make it a month.
- Deal.
1227
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,585
- Cal, get me some scissors.
- Cut that up.
1228
01:21:38,297 --> 01:21:39,964
I'm alive, okay?
1229
01:21:40,381 --> 01:21:43,009
Yeah, but are you watching
"Jerry Maguire" again?
1230
01:21:43,176 --> 01:21:44,595
No, I am not.
1231
01:21:45,095 --> 01:21:47,973
Wait, is that jazz
outside your window?
1232
01:21:49,851 --> 01:21:51,103
It is.
1233
01:21:51,561 --> 01:21:53,145
Yuck, jazz!
1234
01:22:02,031 --> 01:22:04,117
- What are you doing?
- Genevieve!
1235
01:22:05,868 --> 01:22:07,953
Here's stuff that scares you.
1236
01:22:09,247 --> 01:22:11,375
Here's something that scares me.
1237
01:22:13,585 --> 01:22:16,839
If I can't love you
1238
01:22:17,048 --> 01:22:18,925
Till the day I die
1239
01:22:20,008 --> 01:22:21,677
Then maybe
1240
01:22:21,928 --> 01:22:23,929
Baby
1241
01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:26,141
What good am I?
1242
01:22:26,724 --> 01:22:30,811
If I can't reach out
And know that you'll be there
1243
01:22:31,104 --> 01:22:34,816
Then this whole world
Ain't spinning anywhere
1244
01:22:35,525 --> 01:22:40,072
'Cause there's no livin'
Without your lovin'
1245
01:22:40,447 --> 01:22:44,410
Without the thrill
Of your magic touch
1246
01:22:44,619 --> 01:22:49,040
There's no livin'
Without your lovin', baby...
1247
01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:51,168
You're an idiot!
1248
01:22:51,335 --> 01:22:53,337
No, you are, but I love you!
1249
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,715
Well, that makes you
a bigger idiot.
1250
01:22:58,342 --> 01:22:59,927
And I love you, too!
1251
01:23:01,512 --> 01:23:02,847
Now go away.
1252
01:23:03,348 --> 01:23:05,852
Okay, everybody, on three.
1253
01:23:06,144 --> 01:23:08,103
One, two...
1254
01:23:08,978 --> 01:23:09,979
three!
1255
01:23:16,529 --> 01:23:17,738
Genevieve...
1256
01:23:18,239 --> 01:23:20,782
will you be my Valentine?
1257
01:23:54,319 --> 01:23:57,031
- You're still an idiot.
- So are you.
1258
01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:01,035
Enough of your dumb system.
Are you my girlfriend?
1259
01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:03,704
Yeah.
1260
01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:07,375
I'm your girlfriend.
You're my boyfriend.
1261
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,171
Some relationships work,
you know.
1262
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:12,983
Look, I'm willing to try,
but I think we should set some rules...
1263
01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:14,234
because I don't know
what we're getting...
1264
01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:15,551
Stop talking.
1265
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,263
Make me.