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KUNCHITHANNY FOREST

Yes!

Ah!

AVOID USING YOUR TEETH

This is a statutory warning for your safety.

Please everyone listen to this carefully.

Fanatics of war, lust and language have struck the world.

Among them, the most important creatures are

Zombies from "Ottuva Roti".

What are Zombies?

Zombies: are the brain dead Homo Sapiens, who have lost all their 6 senses.

How do we identify a Zombie?

Zombies look worse than human beings.

They will always be found in groups with no sense at all.

They appear from nowhere.

The can't neither talk nor walk properly.

They're pretty much the items which have lost their dignity and pride.

Drooling mouths

Red Heyes!

Sharp Teeth. These are their traits.

Why should we fear Zombies?

If you don't fear them, then you'll be their lunch for the day.

Zombies love human blood.

Blood Sucking Good!

Things to keep in mind: either if they bite you or they scratch you

or if their flem is on you

you can turn into Zombies too.

Even so, you'll be turned into one.

To save yourself from them dung sprinkles,

black magic, prayers

seeking Police help also screaming aloud

nothing will work for you.

Please close your mouth and run.

There's no medicine for a Zombie's bite.

So don't get fooled by fake medicines.

With that being said, Teeth never learns its lesson

seeks out the wrong tail.

This is your Barry Hill signing off

horny as a hound

raging on the bed.

Such long thing!

Welcome Mr.Barry Hills.

How are you, Barry Hills?

I am Gopi!

Unnecessarily I named myself Barry Hills in the morning.

Hey! I'm not running!

Your pipes are hallow with smoke.

My dear Thamarabharani Thermocol.

I am Gopi.

Even while insulting, you speak without imitating.

You're definitely Barry Hills.

What's with Mysskin's technique of beatings?

Hey!

I am Gopi!

What happened Barry Hills?

This blood is...

extremely hot.

Timing is missing but your rhyming doesn't.

You're indeed Barry Hills.

Bloody Head worm, I'm Gopi.

In such conditions of continuous beatings

your small brain might get affected

and will be inflicted by hypothermia

What my 6th grade teacher Soumya stated

also I remember what Nattamai's keep had said.

Bloody blue shirt, Bald Baski, Panda Kaushik.

I'm Gopi, damn it.

You're Barry Hills!

When you're getting beaten up

your small and large intestines gets tangled

also it gets mangled.

There are chances of your bladder to explode.

Your pee might spiral to Uzbekistan.

You're Barry Hills.

I'm Gopi!

I'm in danger, Maya!

Hey!

Why the hell are you guys hitting me?

Why are you guys pointing a gun at me?

When such extreme violence is displayed.

It's better to shut your mouth and ass.

You're Hills! You're Hills! You're Hills!

Hey ok fine, I'm Barry Hills.

So what do you want now?

You're Gopi!

Why is he stroking?

Hey!

What are you doing as if you're searching inside your underwear?

Bloody blind!

Now I finally understood.

This creature is blind.

It can hear but can't see.

It's living under the impression, that I'm Barry hills as I dub for him.

An important thing to note, my liver is punctured

blood is clogged.

And my Medulla Oblangata is more damaged than Vijay Sethupathi's.

In the end, bloody idiots you made me dub for myself.

Tell me Mr...

The King of Amazon Jungle.

BARRY HILLS!

In spite of getting whacked

your Vocal cords haven't changed.

I've always loved being VOCAL.

Ok!

I'm going to tell you a long flashback.

A forest. An Family. A Sparrow.

And the Sparrow

life full of happiness.

Government built a factory

crushed the houses

burned down the forest.

The father died.

DADDY!

Nut Case!

I don't understand.

Simple, I want to see the forest.

I have to listen to that sparrow, take me to that forest.

My ears, and your eyes Barry Hills.

Which forest is this?

"Kunjithanny Kaadu"

Kunjithanny Kaadu-uh, No!

That's a dangerous forest.

No one has returned from that forest in past 5 years.

It's under the control of the Military now.

It's infested with Supernatural powers,

Atom Bomb,

also there's Andrea from "Aval".

I can't do this.

I'll give you one million.

Just for an hour.

Just for an hour?

Mindless Buffalo!

What nonsense is this?

Don't you know, you should scream at the top of your voice?

Look at the way that Foreigner is climbing the mountain.

Can't you match up to his speed?

There are still 4 episodes inside the forest.

How do we finish that?

You don't feel the shame, when you ask for money.

Dick!

Just for 4 lines, you need 40 takes.

Take this and leave.

Go, get lost!

Madam, you carry on. We'll go for a take.

We'll take it from where the hole was clogged.

Money Train!

Sparrow!

Oh God no!

He's killing me.

On your right it's deserted

and on this side its forest.

These are couple's favourite hangouts to make out.

It's important for us to look for a human being in this forest.

We're heading on the same path.

Gopi, where's the sparrow?

It'll come, it will.

Oh God no!

I can see a Chennai Super Kings player.

Let's ask him for help.

Get down, damn it.

Sweetheart, I found an ant inside my

Bloody raincoat boy.

What is the procedure to exit the forest?

Tell me!

Tell me you...

Ko! Ko.

Ko!

HI!

Are there more over here?

What are you guys doing here?

I'm here to shop.

I'm here to pluck.

So you guys are here to commit suicide, just like me?

No, no I'm here to shop.

Why there's so much chatter, when you're here to die.

Let me die in peace.

So all you guys are here to die, just like me.

YES WE'RE HERE TO DIE!

WELCOME!

Hey, Red Shirt!

Tell me.

Why are you here to die?

Everyone suspects I'm gay.

That's no reason to die.

You gotta show!

Gotta live and prove them wrong.

They started suspecting only after I showed them.

Sir, please push him down right away.

Sir, now even you're suspecting.

Fine, what's your name?

Nayagam!

Arumai Nayagam!

How dare you love and then deceive me?

Oh Sorry! It's the bride's room.

Bye!

The make-up is tad bit much.

So you're here.

Hey!

Arumai!

How dare you love and then deceive me?

Just wait and watch, what I'm going to do

Arumai, come inside.

I'll mangle your face.

How dare you got in here?

Just like a stray dog.

Dog-uh!?

You were sniffing behind me like Maya! Maya!

Didn't you know I was a dog then?

Let go off me, damn it.

Your face is like Ganja Karuppan

but you stole my heart like STR from Vinnaithandi Varuvaya.

Now tell me, why did you trim your beard?

Why did you trim it?

When you were with me, it was like a hive.

- Now why did you remove it? - I used to like it then

Then why did you hold mine?

Arumai

I went with the flow 'cause it was moving slowly.

Learn to let go off the past.

There's just an hour left for the wedding.

Take your hands off me, damn it.

It makes me quiver if you touch me.

- Then why did you love me? - That was innocence.

Confused heart!

An itch which can't be controlled.

Destroy it Arumai.

Oh no! How did I fall in love with this nut case?

So all this while, were we living a lie?

When you sang "Mental Manathil"

is still reverberating inside my head.

I should've been careful, when I heard you sing Mairatnam's song

that you'll deceive me.

I sang that song, 'cause your like Mani.

Are you trying to blackmail?

How much money do you want?

I don't need your money, damn it.

Just 'cause I was easy, you took me for a hooker.

I loved you, damn it.

I wasn't being a Lolita!

Arumai!

I totally get your anger.

But this society is twitching us.

The itch has become vigorous

not coming as it used to be

Anger!

- Damn it, If I just - Don't instigate me Arumai

Bloody low life.

We have break the bond, which was written.

Uthama!

I can't cheat on my hormones.

Arumai!

We scratch when it itches.

That doesn't mean we can fall in love with the nail.

There's 500 rupees in this.

Get a good Chicken Biryani from the shop nearby.

I know you love the leg piece.

Bloody wretch!

You deceived me damn it, you deceived me.

I'm done with you.

Bloody Other Woman.

Dear, who is this?

He's my friend.

- He had asked to borrow money - Do you have, what I have?

I was telling me will give him later.

Don't worry brother, he will give it back.

He did give me

gave me a lot.

Here, take this as gift.

Thanks brother.

Where are you guys headed for honeymoon?

- Kanya Kumari! - You're going to stay the same

Sir, who are you?

Hey I'll make the first jump.

He's mental!

Oh God!

Stunt Master, Sir!

What about you?

Sir, please have the Appam.

It's Oppam!

O... Oppam!

Abhishek Raja!

Sir Sir, if you check this out

Why are you here? Tell me.

Isabella!

Yes Sir.

Love Marriage?

Yes Yes Sir!

Don't you think 40 is quite late to get married.

Those days if you dig in 5 feet, you could find water

then it takes 10 feet to find water.

Later even if you dig in 40 feet, water is no where to be found.

I hope you understood.

It doesn't matter, if the pump is old or new.

When you switch on the motor, the water will flow.

But the switch should be ours.

- I'll get straight to the point. - Sir!

Abhishek Raja

you're fired!

Sir!

Abhishek Raja, you have been dismissed from your duties.

SIR Sir, Sir!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- Sir! - Suresh.

Sir, Sir, Sir No, no, no.

- Yes Sir. - Sir, I'm very sincere.

You don't seem to understand, how long have you been here?

I'm here since 2005.

It's been 12 years, Raja.

You're getting old.

Do I look like a hooker to you?

Are you raising your voice?

Sir, I'll sue you.

Pulianthope Abhishek Raja

I made you sit in a AC Cabin.

And you're raising your voice.

You built houses over the extension of my area

and calling me North Madras?

Hey!

Oh God no!

Sir, Sir, Sir!

- Leave make it soon - I'm getting old, Sir.

Sir, I'm not yet married.

Sir my wedding will be called off, If I lose this job.

- Sir, Sir, Sir - Make it soon, make it soon.

I'm the only child to my family.

Please!

At least spare this one.

Ok, fine.

Just 'cause you said, I ate a bun for 300 when its worth is only 3 bucks.

Without going to the gym in the morning

I take a bus from Vysarpadi to Parrys.

Wait over there for 10 mins and take a bus to Thiruvanmiyur.

Travel all the way standing, ending up growing a pot belly.

They will understand my pain.

Just for one toilet and two rooms, you used a dickwad

and made buy a house for 6 milion.

Stating close to Chennai but in Kancheepuram.

I will never forget that.

Built houses on rivers and fooled everyone with Lake View houses.

I will never forget that too.

You'll definitely die on a boat during December.

Bloody Coconut Piece face!

We have Idlis for breakfast.

But we screw for dinner.

Bloody smiley face.

You're laughing, is it?

You'll endure the same.

Hey Buffalo!

Dog!

I'll break your jaw.

I'm speaking to you.

Psycho!

Good, you're selected.

Oh God!

Chitra Aunty!

Brother, black Kurta!

You seem too sad.

Tell us your story!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Bruno!

This is my happy family.

We all lived happily ever after.

Hey who are you?

What do you want?

Answer me, Pimp.

You shouldn't be disrespectful of your father.

My Son!

He's right.

You can't swear at your Dad.

You can't swear!

Granny, what is this?

My dear Paarisala!

Rita! You!?

Show me your throat, without making a noise.

A quick slit.

Didn't you say

that you can sacrifice your life for me.

Hey! It's a surprise.

Birthday Surprise!

Birthday Prank, is it?

It's awesome Dad.

I got really scared.

Fine listen

Happy birthday to me

Five minutes Bruno

- Everything will be done - Bruno-uh?

Will be done!

- Dad, Paarisalam - Will be done!

Mom, hack brother into pieces soon.

I'm famished.

Cake is yours and plums are mine.

Ammu dear!

I'm your brother.

Ah It's a dream.

I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.

I'm dreaming!

It's not a dream, Bruno. It's murder.

- Murder!? - Yes!

It's a sacrifice to our Satan.

Hail Illuminati!

Illuminati is a secret clan of 13 members.

300 years ago, they wanted to gain power over the entire world.

We pray to the Satan.

If offer sacrifice to Satan, we will be bestowed with powers.

We are a Dynasty from such a family.

You will be our family's first sacrifice, Bruno.

Thank you, Wikipedia.

We raised you for this special day.

Your blood will purify our Dynasty.

Oh!

So

Is this the reason I was fed with all those Illuminati stories since childhood.

Fuckers, I'm not your scapegoat.

My body and my soul

- Let go off me - is only for Satan.

So your love?

I loved you, just for the sake of him.

No one should die, without the knowledge that it's for him.

Now die, as you know everything.

Kill him, before we run out of time.

Hey how can you kill your own son.

Who said that you're my son?

Dad, then bloody die you psycho pimp.

Wait damn it!

- How long does it go? - Is it done?

Is it not done yet?

Oh no! Oh no!

Life is always uncertain.

That doesn't mean you have to die.

You should live and prove them wrong.

Should live, damn it.

So what do you suggest now?

Shall we have drinks?

- Sounds like a good idea - I don't drink

Do you have side-dish?

I do have it.

- You guys come down. - Ok!

We can have sumptuously!

OK!

CHEERS!

Thanks Sir, I'll have a peg and then will jump.

Me too!

What about you?

When you can have a life, why the hair should I die?

Get lost!

Fine, how did you guys come to know of this place?

Actually a friend of my friend

said it's a special place to commit suicide.

Is that so? What is he up to now?

He died last week.

Bloody, you could've saved him.

But I was ready to kill myself the following week.

And you?

I saw this on a Whatsapp video.

He did a review on this.

He recommended this place is best to commit suicide.

I forgot his name.

Ramesh!

Ah that curly hair guy.

- He's my friend - Your friend is it?

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Hey what are you doing?

This is Circle of Angel, we'll be safe inside this.

Satan can't harm us.

Satan, Lucifer, Illuminati, Bruno!

Sir, he's being a nut case

but we're chilling, why don't you join us?

I won't talk to you.

Fine, I won't talk to you as well.

It's a different, different different experience Sir.

I've never got drunk in such a place.

Thanks a lot, Sir.

You're right, drinking is not that important.

But it's important where you sit down to have drinks.

Mahesh, what are you doing?

- One entry! - Mahesh.

People who have made too much noise have gone missing.

And are found narrating stories inside toilets.

Don't do it.

Can't shake our hands or legs

nor we can sing, then what do you expect of us?

Mahesh!

Our school set up seems little off today.

Buddy!

Her eyes

the ears

her nose

just drop down a bit more.

Any other parts of body?

Bloody Ramesh!

I'll kick you, does it sound like porn to you.

It's Love!

Love!

Love life is like a Hybrid Banana.

Even if the fruit is totally ripe from inside.

It'll sell only of the skin is firm.

What if we peel off the skin?

That's your problem.

Mr. Ramesh!

How do you manage to pick up so many girls?

I can't even pick up one.

Men are a poor thing, even if they're calm

their antenna keeps wandering.

It keeps dancing wherever it finds a signal.

For me

Love!

That's it.

Show me your profile.

How is this?

Are you being funny?

Show me your phone profile.

You should've been clear about it.

Wait and watch.

"I want girl for love

and matter immediately."

Youuu, who will respond to such explicit profile.

Now wait and watch.

Check-in, listening Illayaraja.

♪ Chilling ♪Rain

Reading Fifty Shades of Grey!

Watching Game of Thrones Episode 5, Season 7.

Take this.

Hey Ramesh, I got a like.

Pooja Sri!

Hyderabad!

That's my fake-id, Mahesh.

Poor thing, I didn't want you to be heartbroken.

So I created this one for you.

What? Is this you?

Yes buddy!

So I've been texting you all night.

Hey my lifelines are dimming out damn it.

Mr.Ramesh!

- Tell me, Mahesh. - Can you hear?

The dribbling sound.

Which one?

Eh my heartbeat.

I can hear it aloud.

It's really strong, that's how it is.

Why there are so many red spots on the wall?

That is

Dude, they're fireflies Mr.Ramesh.

How come they're red in color?

When you're in forest, they're always around us.

Hey factory is open, factory is open.

Oh God no!

Oh Ramesh seems like, a verdict has been given.

I can hear crackers bursting.

Mahesh, it's the watchman.

- Look at them - Ramesh, they're security

Look they don't have caps.

- Sir! - Hey!

Sir, stop it.

Can't someone sit in peace and have drinks?

What's wrong with it?

Do you think, we don't know the law?

Did you hear that, he's talking law

- He's scared - you're kidding right

Hey why did you laugh now?

Sir, we have the same voice.

Same noise, right!?

Why did you beat up that kid?

He was just complimenting.

Raising your voice is it?

Sir, how can you lay your hands on my friend?

Look down, damn it.

Not here, over there.

What is this sir?

Sir, is this a new technology?

Mr.Ramesh, our Councilor's name is on this.

Did he make any donations?

He's not capable of it.

There's a button next to it.

Yes Sir!

Ah light is on Sir, it's on.

- Ball is mine. - Cap is mine.

- Cycle is mine. - Log is mine.

Sir he's voting.

Sir let us play.

How dare you guys break into a Govt. school

and sit on voting machine have drinks?

Vote!?

Did he say broken machine?

Voting Machine, eh!

That's right you morons!

Liquor and water packets

garlic pickle and savories, give them to CBI.

Sir!

Two Bazookas one Tanker...

We'll encounter them near the stream.

Ok Sir!

Sir, Defense Minister is on the line.

Ask Madam to wait for a moment.

Sir, that was a mistake...

Please forgive us, Sir.

My Lord!

I'm not worthy enough to beat you up.

I can't even think of beating you up.

I'm not capable of doing it.

Sir!

You're being too modest

I'm an ordinary abiding citizen.

Bloody damn it!

Even a Jeep has never come to this Police station

but now there are 4 helicopters hovering over this place.

- Oh he can hear it too. - Can you hear them?

That's my heartbeat.

- He has mistaken it. - Calm down, Calm down.

You're right, Sir.

Sir, come on please stop it.

If you were so concerned, you should've kept the voting machines covered.

That's a good point, Mahesh.

- Mr.Constable... - Tell me, Sir.

I've told you many times.

Mahesh Sir will be coming over

He'll break into the school...

Sit on the voting machines and have drinks

you should've kept it covered.

- Better ask him that, Sir - Better ask him that, Sir

I did, it was his mistake.

You're awesome.

Oh no!

- Sorry... sorry, I won't speak anymore - Look at his arrogance.

I will shut up.

What's wrong with him Ramesh?

Sarcasm is it?

A bit though.

Mr.Ramesh, what happened?

Look at this Mahesh.

Why are you laughing now?

That's funny.

- What to do? - What's your name?

Arav!

Arav-uh!?

Hey! How many votes did you cast for Oviya?

5 votes!

Now shall I do the same for you?

Sir!

It's confirm that we're going to encounter you guys.

And that is going to be done by

Army or Navy or Air-force

that will be confirmed in a while.

Sir, don't be kidding with us.

- Ramesh how much do you have? - I have only digital currency.

Such arrogance!?

Constable, move that screen.

SIR!

Mr.Mahesh!

Sir, what was our grave mistake?

That's a good question.

First Mistake:

Breaking into Govt. School.

- Yes! - Spider-man!

Second Mistake:

Had drinks sitting on the voting machines.

Third Mistake:

Voting in the presence of Indian Army at midnight.

Fourth Mistake:

This one is very important.

You were fucking unaware of elections being conducted in India.

Hands-Up!

Sir, Mom has said this...

India is a different country and ours is a different country.

- Oh-Oh! - Yes Sir.

So you're an NRI?

No Sir, I'm about to go Dubai for the first time.

I feel kind of sorry for you guys.

Fine, I'll give you guys an one time offer.

If one among you turns an approver...

I'll let that person go.

10 years of friendship...

Don't instigate it.

He's my Friend!

Arav!

If everyone is like him...

why the hair are you even alive?

Instead of living such a life,

you can go into Kunjithanny Kaadu and die.

Kunjithanny Kaadu-uh?

RAMESH!

Sir, I'm leaving.

"Breaking-up in friendship..."

Ramesh, how can you leave me alone here?

Enough!

Inspector, come on arrest me.

Sir, please tell us.

You've revolted against Indian Govt. Sitting on a voting machine.

What is your message to the public?

Sir, it's said your vote has changed course of Tamilnadu Govt's fate.

What's your opinion on that, tell us Sir.

What's the motive behind this revolution?

The fire which is set, should burn within you people.

Look at his grace.

After I'm dead, there should be no vandalism.

You should live longer.

Blazing Fire!

I will never let it light up.

No matter what happens, don't stop agriculture.

For my sake, don't gather at The Marina.

They will shoot you in the mouth.

A youngster has rose to protest against Indian Govt.

And is trying to say something to the press, in order to convey to the public.

But the Police is not letting that happen and has taken him away.

Who is this Mahesh? What is he trying to say?

Kiddo, it's not just Mahesh...

Revolting Mahesh!

We'll kill it! Yeah!

Yeah!

Thousands of Army men

against this Lion.

Revolting Mahesh is not a joke.

You're right!

If the Army is here, 'cause he sat on the voting machine...

imagine if his name is on the voting list

the votes will just shower on him.

But not sure, if he'll pay us to vote.

I dare you to run over, if so do you think my caste people will let it go?

Revolting Mahesh!

The entire Tamilnadu will be on fire.

Hey... move aside.

- I won't! - Why?

I dare you to run over me.

Hey... move damn it.

How long will you people fool us in the name of election?

Revolting Mahesh sacked everyone.

Police, how much can you beat him?

It won't hurt him, not even a bit.

- I'll burn myself - Hey, listen

you can burn yourself later, video of your wife bathing is out.

Mahesh should win.

Revolting Mahesh who broke in and voted...

has headed into this direction.

So, I and my cameraman are going towards it.

Sir!

Hello!

Is anyone there?

- HELLO! - Sir.

Sir!

Sir!

Please let me go, Sir.

Sir, let me go too.

Sir, please let me go.

Sir, let me go.

Sir, I will never go towards Marina anymore.

Sir, I'll just have drinks, that's it.

Boss!

Hail Guerrilla Mahesh!

Hey... who are you guys?

Come on, let's leave.

- Freedom, Boss! - Your Freedom.

Fine, then let's leave.

Boss, come on there's no one here.

These guys are sleeping instead of working.

Boss is always kidding.

Hey... you guys haven't slept yet?

Who are you guys?

So I'm leaving

Revolting Mahesh is free now.

Revolting Mahesh is free now.

- Come on, Boss - It's now Midnight

Mahesh is the mightiest.

It's midnight now,

- Mahesh is the mightiest. - I said, let's leave Boss.

As we've decided to die.

Then there's no issue with Kunjithanny Kaadu.

Come on let's check it out.

Sure let's check it out.

- My hands can shoot laser - Let's check it out.

As if we don't know anything

Let's see if its Aliens or Predator.

You're right!

- I'll pick up that stick - I'm coming damn it.

Mahesh is coming!

Tell them I'm coming too.

I'm announcing this to the forest and to the Nation.

Mahesh is a big deal!

Such a huge place.

How come it's in this forest?

What happened Sir?

It's here!

There's a Supernatural power here.

What is he saying?

Boss, life is unpredictable don't be pondering on this.

Boss... Hey! Do you know he's a big deal?

Don't stoop to his level, let's move.

Nutcase!

You guys will return.

Hello!

- What is he's right? -Come on, catch! - I'm coming Rayudu.

- Ready-uh? -Yes, throw - Life is uncertain.

Hey guys, this place is really huge.

"Hide and Seek, ready or not I'm coming"

"I'll come and hold the hands"

I will catch you guys.

Better show me your hands

- If not, I'll grab something else - He's going somewhere stop him

Bloody idiot!

- Hey! - Let him get lost.

Hey... what are you doing?

I will grab hands

Don't do anything

Hey! Hey!

- Keep coming! - Better show me guys...

- how dare you touch me - Hands!

You guys are trying to cheat me by being silent.

I'm like Bigg Boss.

I have eyes all over.

Hey!

Come on!

Where are you guys?

Come on!

I got hold of the skirt.

Hey... shall I touch you?

TANTRA CAN BE SEEN

No one is looking, let me pee here.

Bloody drunkards.

You guys are done now.

I can sense the stench here.

I caught all of you.

Hey... nighty queen!

First I'll grab yours.

Where are you damn it? Where are you?

You guys are cheating, I'm not able to grab you guys.

Why are you guys flipping the lights on and off?

Sir, why is he screaming?

Mahesh listen to me, come into this circle.

You never drank with us, I won't come into this circle.

I'm Mahesh, damn it!

Allah is almighty!

What happened? Did someone rape you?

Move damn it.

What happened? What happened?

There are ghosts inside.

Get lost you moron!

Hey!

Didn't I warn you guys

that you guys will return to this circle.

Don't be scared.

They can't come beyond this.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Fuckers say it!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

What happened Father?

Oh no!

He's wearing a different cross damn it.

Oh no, it's a different God damn it.

Please save us.

I'll get you curd rice, curd rice damn it.

No, please don't. Leave from here.

It's a Sin, It's a Sin.

Please leave.

He doesn't look anything like an lyer.

Rather looks like a blunder.

There's so much blood.

Yes!

It's working!

It's not bloody working, look over there.

Brother, you were awesome.

Thanks a lot.

You saved us on time.

You're rocking brother.

You're awesome!

He's got so much hair.

Supernatural!

It's a girl!

Sounds like swear words.

Oh God no!

Oh no!

Great, she is freaking hot!

She's not swearing at me, but at you.

Who are you guys? And why are you here?

- It's like... - I'll handle her

We came here to play hide and seek.

This is not the place to play.

Excuse me Madam, we actually came for a peaceful suicide.

But due to unfortunate, unforeseen circumstances

This place is not even worthy to die.

- Where will you go after death? - Mortuary!

- Will you please shut up? - Never let me speak

According to Garuda Purana, it's heaven.

Wrong, if you die you'll be wandering right here.

- Oh no! - Madam!

It's standing up

Hey Mahesh!

How can you get turned on?

Behind... it's standing up.

Shouldn't it happen in the front?

Look over there damn it!

Fine!

Listen to this carefully.

I'll just say it once.

There's just one rule, pick up what you can find

Make sure the teeth doesn't graze you.

"One women army"

"Queen of the Zombies."

"Halfway down the story of stuck in the wild"

"Queen will recite the rest of it."

"Half-past-dead will chase to chew on you."

I'm handling them all alone

you guys are just gawking instead.

They're brainless

come and attack them.

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

What are you doing here?

I'm software, no hardware.

Hey... aren't we from the same race?

They won't know, let it be within us.

It's a sin to eat human beings.

Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam!

Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam!

Forgive me brother, Nithyanandam!

"Hack them into pieces, if they show up in a bunch"

"Hey, if the dummies should make them shiver with fear"

"It will rip you off in the jungle..."

"Not an easy task to be done with."

"If you wedge yourself into a soup"

"The game is going to pick up its pace."

Newton... Stephen Hawings, what do they have to say?

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

"Teeth shouldn't graze!"

Come on get in, quick.

Move it!

What? What happened?

Madam! Madam!

- Madam Madam! - What happened?

I got a sprain madam.

- How did it happen? - I fell down.

Tell me the truth.

Hey... do you know, damn it!

In this entire district, only Mahesh doesn't lie.

- Shut the fuck up. - Fine!

Did it bite, scratch or spat on you?

Why? Why?

Listen to this carefully.

They're not ghosts, but virus.

A virus?

So if something happens to you guys

Even you guys will turn in to them.

No matter who gets infected.

Kill them, show no mercy.

Even if it is me.

The more you're selfish... it's better for you.

To you guys, it's Kunjithanny Kaadu.

But according Govt. Classified records...

What happened next Dora?

Damn it, doesn't sound like a story to you?

Madam, why are they roaming like this?

It's because of the work which took place here.

Sex is it?

Hey Rayudu!

I'm sure it's sex then.

How to kill them.

Idiot, you're talking too much.

But nothing happened to you.

It's not a virus.

It's a conspiracy by Illuminati.

It was the same case with Lemuria circle...

Paarisalam stop it.

She's speaking with such grace and calmness.

Can't you listen to her?

- That was a tight slap, buddy. - Right!

I've said enough.

If you wish live then fine.

If not stand inside a circle.

This is not enough to defend.

- Madam is awesome - Brother!

Hey, madam is calling you.

- What are you staring at? - Brother, I meant you

Go and get the gun from there.

How long will you guys knock an open door?

Hey Sinchan, just like you said this sister is awesome.

It's always the case with me.

Hey! Madam!

You have Arnold's gun over here.

Hey brother!

Do you know to shoot?

Obviously, see like this...

I'm ok!

It's been long since I pressed anything.

He's good at lying.

Madam... Madam!

They'll be inside soon.

Madam... Hey!

Come on everyone leave from here, quick.

Madam, don't slip and fall.

Don't bloody slip and fall.

Don't you have any sense?

Are you blind?

You'll slip first, then him

then him

what's wrong with you?

Don't you say a word.

When say don't slip, you shouldn't.

Rayudu, you mean...

Idiot, what's with the English?

When say don't slip, you shouldn't.

Understood!

Who was it?

Soap Box!

You might have seen Soap Opera

have you ever seen deaths by soap?

This is my flashback.

Boss, had his coffee.

He's going to take a shower.

Hello?

Hey Appa Rao, sleeping during working hours?

Appa Rao!?

What is this?

Hey Subba Rao, come here.

Oh Subba! On no!

Subba Rao! Why did you die?

Mom, where are you?

Security is lying dead here.

Mom... Mom!

Mom... Mom!

Carpenter Kabali, why did you drill into mom's eyes?

Brother, Brother!

Aerobics Anand Raj, what's with this head pose?

What happened!

Gopi?

But there's one thing...

What is that?

In spite of so much chaos, nothing went wrong with my soap box.

Rayudu!

Are you the SOLE owner of Rayudu Industries?

I'm just the owner not a Hooker.

You're filthy rich, why do you want to die?

That's true, I have it all

Rayudu Group of Industries

Rayudu Tortoise meat farm

Rayudu Cat meat farm

Rayudu Meth Lab.

Rayudu Cocaine Lab.

Rayudu Sex.Com.

Rayudu Kart.com

Rayudu Rocker.com

Rayudu this... Rayudu that

Even that Ambani is my apprentice.

Recently I and Google Sundaram together came up with a mobile platform.

Android One!

Hey! What do you think, RBI is?

Rochelle Bank of India.

Idiots! It's Rayudu Bank of India.

Fuckin' I have everything, everything damn it.

Idiot, if you have everything, then why do you want to die?

But there's no one to live for.

Fate, killed your family.

But my ill fate, my family tried to kill me.

Hey! I'm right here damn it.

Help me damn it.

Hey, apply some soap on my back.

He's been screaming from that time.

MADAM!

- Ah, every scene has one rising up! - Follow me!

Hey!

Madam... Madam!

Hey Rayudu, help me.

How did he get this gun?

Mahesh you spread the meal, but he seems to enjoy the dessert.

Load the suppressor.

Madam!

Hey! Look over there!

That girl is holding IT's gun.

What is this Madam?

What is she doing?

Hey, Bun!

Madam, madam for me too.

Madam!

Don't you feel hungry? Eat damn it.

You have got to believe me.

Because I'm a girl...

And I have a gun.

That's why you should shut the fuck up and eat.

- 1... - She gave us buns

- 2... - but didn't give us jam

not able to eat plain bun

Madam!

3!

Bloody wretch, why are you tying us up?

I did tell you guys about supernatural stuff

that's her.

Madam be careful, you might slip.

How is that all you women are the same?

- Hey! - Buddy, why did you slap me?

Don't talk ill about women, Abhishek.

Madam, you forgot to tie me up here.

Oh no!

Don't worry, I won't escape from here.

- Good boy! - Thank you!

- She seems nice. - Idiot!

- Jealousy! - How is that...

You women back-stab us when we believe in you.

Hey! What can she do about it?

She is striving to make a living.

Mahesh, I told you right not to trust this woman.

Do you realize now, why I can't stand women.

Please Arumai, stop leaning on me.

Madam!

- Not me, him. - How are you planning to kill us?

- Partha is that you? - Are you going to burn us?

Or you're planning to shoot us down point blank?

Take a hammer and knock us on the head.

No, no, no, no, no...

Screwdriver!

If you take that screwdriver and stab us...

It will plunge in and we'll die instantly.

Anthrax!

Cyanide!

Electric Chair, Atom Bomb!

Ebola!

Bio Weapon, Sulfuric Acid.

Simbu, Julie, Mannai Sathik.

Come on, something.

My death should be glorious!

YES!

He seemed to have lost it.

You guys are not for sacrifice, but a bait.

I need Zombies alive for my research.

I couldn't do it alone.

Not an issue.

You guys voluntarily got webbed.

You can either live or die.

It's entirely up to me.

Hey! Where are you?

I'll count until 3.

You better get over here

if not I'll pee in my pants.

I'm so close to peeing.

Untie us damn it.

It's all fate.

You have to beg to a girl to undo your pants.

Satan is great!

Don't... don't.

- Bloody Satan - Hey Rayudu

Your hands are untied, take that and cut us loose.

No, no, no! You shouldn't escape.

Hey!

Bloody vest borne bitch, come here damn it.

Hey... don't shout. It might come.

What is he doing?

- Now see... - Hey!

Shouldn't escape, it's wrong.

Bloody idiotic Rayudu.

Don't shout, it might come inside.

It doesn't come by shouting.

It'll come only if you stress it. Come damn it.

Come out damn it.

If you shout, it'll come.

It won't come, untie us damn it.

Don't shout, it might come.

- Untie us damn it. - What are you doing?

Shut up, don't shout. It might come.

It won't come, untie us damn it.

Don't shout, it might come, damn it.

It won't come damn it.

Hey what's wrong with you. Listen to him.

Don't shout it might come.

It won't come, where are you damn it?

Bloody girl, are you putting on make-up?

It will come, don't shout damn it.

Don't shout, damn it.

- I'll take care of it - It will come damn it

It will come, if you shout.

It will come!

They're here damn it.

Wish if we had Jayam Ravi here.

Good Morning boys.

Madam! Setting is it!?

Get up, come on get up.

Hey, why do they walk so slow?

Arumai, death is always slow.

But will be a great one.

It's not working out.

Hey, Arumai move damn it.

Hey! Curd rice!

Hey I've just begun to desire to live

Hey don't do it.

Hey!

Partha!

- Hold him down - Come on, come on, come on.

Hey!

Morons!

Oh no, in this world

that too in this dark period

inside this forest and on this earth

with these innocent people

good people and souls. Isn't there anyone who can save us all?

"Oh no, in this world"

"that too in this dark period"

"inside this forest and on this earth"

"with these innocent people"

"good people and souls. Isn't there anyone who can save us all?"

Tell me, isn't there anyone?

You guys keep coming.

Madam, you came.

Are they running towards the blood?

Hey cut me loose. Hey, don't go.

Oh my strength of the crystal fort!

Sir, Sir, Sir please help me save her.

She needs help bro.

Please bro, come on bro.

- Bro! - Why the hair should I help her?

It's all happening because of her. Get Lost.

Arumai, at least you come along.

Hey I don't coming for you.

But I won't if it's for a girl.

You're a moron damn it.

Life is always uncertain.

I'm Revolting Mahesh damn it!

Madam, let's have a drink.

I wonder how he can be horny in such situation.

A dying lamp is always the brightest.

Hey... listen to me carefully.

You can bitch about anything you like.

But don't bitch about a friend.

Understood?

Ah! Superman!

Hey, he's coming, catch him.

Oh God!

Mahesh!

How come there is a twist in this story?

Damn it, he looks like a bearded Arnold.

They aren't here

you guys can come, keep running.

Come on. -Can't do so much with just one bun

Hey, Mahesh...

Did you really kill that thing?

I didn't kill it. It happened to slip.

Make sure Rayudu doesn't hear about this.

Nothing is wrong, you'll be fine madam.

Hey... move away, move away.

Move!

Oh no! Minor laid his hand on that girl.

My grandpa was a successful Ortho from Puthur.

Mahesh, is he really Telugu or it's Telugu dubbing.

It's not hurting right?

Who the hell are you?

At least I would've got one.

- I didn't want you to... - Bloody

I didn't want you to get hurt.

I'm Mahesh!

Hey, is this enough?

That's why I asked you not to save her.

Hey... don't give me that look.

I'll bloody beat you to pulp.

Don't be mistaken for a broken arm.

I'll rip your balls off with my left hand.

Get lost!

This is why, I don't speak to women.

- Get lost! - Hey... she's already in pain.

Please give her some air.

Please give her some space BRO!

Die damn it.

Hey... what?

Mahesh... move.

She's been bitten.

He's right Mahesh.

Look over there.

Oh God!

Madam, you never mentioned it.

She did tell us, to kill her.

We have to kill her.

- Step aside - I won't.

Listen to me damn it.

Then you die too.

- Kill me - Brother... Brother...!

Brother, he's our friend.

It's Mahesh!

- Brother! - Hey!

What's your problem, damn it?

Can you guys come over here for a minute?

- In fact... - Sex!?

Hey... I'm in love with her.

Oh no! I thought as much.

Can't you pick a better time for love?

Bloody rascal.

That too how can you fall in love with a girl?

Hey!

Love is blind!

Understood it's blind

Is it toothless too?

Look at her!

Oh no, Mahesh what's happening?

Madam!

I want to just... the 6 of you

- Runaway from here... - Mahesh, listen.

I think Zombie bites turns on the women.

She's calling us with so much love.

Look at her eyes

there's a sparkle

Hair is seen!

Mahesh, I know you're in love.

- Throats are very important to live - get away from here

Look over there, kill her.

I feel she looks better now.

Fine, it's a huge forest

Why aren't we evading? Instead pretending to be saving her

You have a point.

Why risk it

he's desperate to perform, let him do it.

It's not that buddy

why are you thinking about it, get back to the position.

Fine, you're right.

Hey Mahesh, be careful.

Madam!

There are medicines at my house.

We have to get there in an hour.

Madam!

If you trust me...

come along.

If not, you can do as you wish.

This is the last chance to save our savior.

Won't you guys help?

Don't you have conscience?

Wait up, I'm coming.

Mahesh!

If you wish to impress her, stay back.

But we're leaving.

Hey... come on let's leave.

- Shall we leave? - Hey!

You can't find Kohinoor in the forest, all the best.

Abhishek!

Arumai!

- Parthasarathy, you too! - Wait I'll speak to them

Get lost damn it.

Life is uncertain. I'm there for you.

I'm there for you.

What is it?

You guys don't know the way out?

No option left, you guys have to trust me.

I'm the only human left here.

Partha, don't slip and fall.

They're here damn it.

Mahesh, get behind me.

Hey move away.

Everyone keep running.

How are we going to get past this?

What happened?

Just for fun.

You idiot, are you kidding?

Climb up, it's locked.

- Bloody! - Come on every climb up.

Hey Partha, you climb up.

Climb up Partha, listen to me.

Come on, keep climbing.

Partha come on you leave.

Blood son of a witch, give me way.

Shut up Arumai.

Move away, move away damn it.

Mahesh, you leave.

Partha leave damn it.

Mahesh take her and leave.

Mahesh, can you open it.

Come on leave, damn it.

Mahesh!

Partha, you climb up. I'll take care of this.

Come on leave.

Partha make it soon.

Mahesh, they're getting closer.

Mahesh, you climb up.

Mahesh take this rope and climb up.

Hey... climb up damn it.

- Don't be a fool - Hey, you're in love with her right?

Ya, so what?

You climb up.

Partha!

Partha come on.

Bloody curd rice, listen to me.

Psychotic idiot.

Hey Partha, please listen to us.

Hey Curd Rice!

Mental.

I'm not Curd Rice.

I'm not a Curd Rice

- The kid is healthy and beautiful. - Yes.

Why don't you pick name which modern, stylish and scientifically apt.

Parthasarathy!

Parthasarathy!

I'm not a Curd Rice.

99 1/2 out of 100.

What happened to the 1/2 mark?

I'm not a Curd Rice.

Curd Rice! Curd Rice!

Curd Rice! Curd Rice!

I'm not Curd Rice

What is this?

Bloody first bencher, you're seeking love at the last bench?

Bloody Curd Rice!

I'm not Curd Rice!

Partha.. you may be a school topper.

We're going to pursue MBBS.

I hope you understood.

Come on, start preparing for re-exam.

I'm not Curd Rice!

Grow a pony tail

bathe along the saints in the lake

don't come asking for porn.

I'm not one, damn it.

They'll bite you damn it.

Please listen to us damn it.

Mahesh ask to come back.

Hey, Partha! Hey!

Hey! Partha!

Oh no!

He was with us all along, now he's dead.

Why is this happening?

Fighting and eating up each other.

What do you think you do, in the outside world?

Aren't you guys fighting with each other to death?

At least you have the freedom to choose.

They don't even have that option.

Poor thing.

So if we were dead, we would've ended up like them?

Hey Uthama...

I miss you dear.

- Shut up, damn it - Why are you screaming?

- I'll shoot you down - Abhishek, Abhishek

Where's your house?

Don't Abhishek, she's innocent.

Mahesh she's going somewhere.

Be careful!

What is she doing?

- Hey! - Oh no!

Dora found the house.

Oh no!

Oh no!

Madam, Madam, Madam, there's someone behind you.

Something is behind you.

There's someone behind you, Madam.

Hey, who the hell is he?

Hey... I'll shoot her down.

Where did you go?

Where did you go, without informing me?

I've told you a million times not to roam around.

She must know this Zombie.

Where's the key?

Hey don't go there.

Mahesh, please don't go.

- Hey! - Mahesh!

Hey, this is not a theme park.

Life is always...

- It's supernatural Mahesh - uncertain.

You're right!

Mahesh, I'll come too.

Listen to me damn it.

Hey... let me go. Come on Bruno.

What is this place?

Stop bumping into me.

Hey, what's with so many juice bottles?

Injection!

It's an Injection!

Oh no! Poor thing, Madam.

If you have a cure for this, then why do we have to kill them?

That won't work on them.

All these are expired medicines.

We have to kill them.

How did you get these things?

Who gave you this stuff?

That's none of you business.

You won't understand, even if I explain it.

Now where will I hide my father?

Father?

What are you saying? And where is he now?

Ah... that's him!

Uncle!

What happened to uncle?

It all started because of him.

What happened?

'4 Years ago...'

'My father and I came down here to be part of a research.'

'It's a research center for Military Protection.'

'Confidential!'

'There were strict orders not to reveal anything.'

'A desire to achieve something big...

Arrogance of being a genius.'

'So we worked hard without thinking about the consequences.'

"Project Cthulhu"

'Instead letting one die, keep them alive trapped in the body'

'That's it'

'Staying Alive.'

'It happens to everyone, initially everyone laughed at us'

'No one believed'

'Except for my dad'

'Who am I? Is a question only a human asks himself'

'he won't rest in peace until its answered'

'The ones who went looking for that answer

are the people who were researching in this forest anonymously.'

'It was being funded by a profitable businessman.'

'One medicine'

'Answer to all the cures'

'A bunch which disregarded faith and believed in intelligence'

'In this world, a good thing will come along with a curse'

'It was there too'

'Virus!'

'They never expected it'

'A disease which turns human who can't die'

'But they realized, death was a better option.'

'Only when the expectation brings in destruction

a human will realize their mistake'

'Few things can't be won.'

'Also can never accept defeat.'

'Just one option left, undo the mistake'

'Have to get back where it all started'

'We did.'

'But not everyone think alike'

'Power'

'Desire'

'made its impact as usual'

'Few decided to use this in warfare'

'But there was one person, who decided not to let this out.'

'That was my Dad.'

'He initiated a fake incident inside the lab

And tried destroying the virus.'

'He didn't stand a chance'

'It didn't get destroyed but it spread across'

'What can we do about it?'

'If you don't want an outbreak, it should be contained here'

Patient No.213

Subject Name:

Rohit Sharma.

Govt. came to know of this...

and put a seal on this lab to hide it from everyone.

They made this a Radioactive zone.

They spread rumors, stating there are ghosts and aliens out here.

Whoever came looking for this forest...

are the people just like you, who came to die here.

Do you guys know one thing?

There's no record of something of this sort happened.

You're right!

We don't exist.

It was the same at Keeladi too.

- Mahesh! he's sleeping. - Hey Mahesh.

Wake up, damn it.

Madam, life is uncertain.

That doesn't mean you can never get married.

Hey!

Who are the men here?

Damn! Oh!

I was asking who are the men here?

Me!

Give me! Give me!

"Make sure the teeth doesn't graze you."

"Make sure the teeth doesn't graze you."

Such a huge forest.

- I wanna pee - I'm sweating

What is this?

OH!

What happened? Who is on the top?

We're going to check it out.

Is it a virus?

Virus can't climb trees.

It feels like an Arnold's movie.

Come on, sing.

Sshh... Hey!

Shut up!

- Stop screaming - What are you guys doing?

Revolting Mahesh!

He is communicating with them.

He's marvelous!

- Is that so? - If they come closer

they have to answer to 3 guns of mine.

Come on, follow back.

Follow Back!

Hey... Arumai!

Arumai!

- On your shoulder - Shoul... shoulder

A Frog!

This Frog looks delicious.

Eating its outer layer, gives you proteins.

As it's a female frog, there are chances it'll escape.

So lay it on its back and spread its legs.

Come closer, I'll show you how.

Now take this knife, hold it like this and stab it hard.

Spread its legs, then put your little finger

inside half an inch and mangle it.

Then insert this bamboo stick into its mouth and push it in 4 inches.

And play a track by Hip-Hop Tamizha.

And your Frog Tandoori is ready.

Henceforth we'll make an law and eat Tandoori Frog.

In Yaashika army, they have listed the steps. about how to eat a frog.

If you're hasty, you'll end up vomiting.

Correct, bro!

I was talking about you.

Bloody Serena Williams in a Pant and a Shirt.

Frog, snake, lion creatures like this won't be seen next year.

Andaman tribes are going to be here.

Oh my God what a body, it's making me quiver.

You're still alive damn it.

There's lion one side and Linga on the other.

Also ripe fruits hanging all the way.

It may be called Kunjithanny Kaadu

But there's no Kunji neither thanny, in fact it's not a forest itself.

Come on, I'll teach you how to quench your thirst for water.

If you mix cumin seeds in your urine...

Your little buddy will be saluting hard in the cold breeze.

Tell me, who are you people?

You're drinking urine like its mineral water...

Who are you?

You're holding the gun inverted, who are you?

Mahesh... Revolting Mahesh!

King... King of the Amazon Jungle.

Barry Hills!

Toll!?

Toll inside a forest?

What will you do with the money?

Good question.

I'll check with him later.

Is it single or double?

I'm single right now, but I'll be double soon.

Make sure you're away from him.

You guys can't go past without paying the toll.

'Because the dense forest you're about to enter...

Insects, reptiles, frogs etc...

You can't find any of it in this forest.

Why so?

'Cause I ate them all.

Toll!?

You're done. Get lost.

Get lost damn it.

- Toll! - Get lost.

He can be used in emergency.

Don't you know, beyond 15 minutes Toll shouldn't be collected.

Disregard 15 minutes.

Just make it erect for 5 minutes, you don't have to pay.

You're being vulgar.

It's monstrosity, damn it.

- I'm leaving! - Get lost.

Look at Panchanli hop.

- Get lost! - Get lost!

Where is she going?

Where are you headed Lakshmi Menon?

I'll rip your mouth into pieces.

Are you being a sarcastic hair?

Why are you being abusive?

Listen, hereafter they're your responsibility.

I can't beyond this.

Hey don't leave this ho with me.

Who are you calling a ho?

I meant you damn it.

- You didn't call Madam, right? - No I didn't.

Listen, if I fuckin' see you guys again near the forest

That's it.

Did you or not make it stand for 5 minutes?

- Ask him not to accuse her. - Mahesh, don't keep shaking your rear.

Listen to me, damn it.

Look, she's finally alone.

This is the right time to propose.

Go and give her the letter.

If you go tomorrow, she might swear on you.

Go man. Go!

Madam!

Madam!

Madam, I...

Listen to me, and leave from here.

That's about it.

You should speak your heart.

You should live the day, that's what Mahesh is about.

Are you worried about your father?

We'll take your dad to a good doctor...

We'll get him cured for good.

You don't seem to understand what's happening here.

You don't seem to understand.

If we hadn't met outside this forest, it's a different thing.

But if we have met in this forest and speaking to each other...

It's fate!

No one can cheat it.

Just for you...

I've written a love letter.

- Please read it. - I'm not in a position to take a decision.

Please understand Mahesh.

In spite of saying so much, If I happen to give this letter to you...

I won't spare myself.

Madam I love you!

Finally we caught you.

Madam, are you feeling shy?

Madam!

"Heyes are dying to get a glimpse"

Oh no, Madam!

Madam!

GOPI'S HOUSE

"Gopi's House"

Is it Badava Gopi or Mime Gopi?

Gopi! Gopi!

Hey, you guys are relaxing as if you're on a picnic.

Gopi, two guys out there

- too her away - Two guys?

Hey don't you get it?

Two guys took her...

I've reached the park.

They've kidnapped her.

Is that all?

Met her at sector road at 7am

and cribbing that she's been missing

Get lost damn it, mind your business.

Hey, I'm saying she's been kidnapped

I don't understand what you're saying.

How do you expect to know everything in a day?

I've been here for 2 years...

And I don't understand anything.

Useless guys!

Kunjithanny Kaadu contestants.

I'm going to play a short film now.

You will see how people who wish to sleep with Sathya get screwed royally.

Condolences for the fallen

Winter 7:30pm current year.

This seems to be an unsolved mystery in Kunjithanny Kaadu.

The voices heard in middle of the night

we can concur that group sex, orgy, gang bangs are a very common thing over here.

If we look at this infrastructure...

How can you betray him?

He gave a huge responsibility.

And you went and fucked it up.

Believe me...

One day we will be rewarded.

He won't do squat.

He won't do anything for us.

How long do you expect us to be his prey.

Shouldn't I hunt as well?

Only if there's a dancer, there will be a dance floor.

How many are going to pounce on one guy?

He squished them!

It's going to turn out ugly.

It's better to shut your mouth and ass.

Oh God, that was close.

- He bloody killed him - Late reaction!

Such rage is not good for Loose Mohan.

Loose Mohan!?

- That's Charlie Chaplin - I've seen him somewhere

- I can't remember - that's Solomon Papaiyaa

Charlie Chaplin... Charlie Chaplin

Bloody State Board candidates.

My dear friend...

Did you get it?

Is it Hitler?

- Hey! Super! - Happy idiots.

Come on, you stroke one too

keep stroking!

Hey! HITLER-Uh!

Hitler is dead.

Then how come?

Mahesh, I feel really sorry for you.

Show me your face

she never said anything to you?

Mahesh!

He's lying!

He died and is lying a corpse for 70 years now.

My dear, it was a dead corpse.

But a person born to the guest, dug out the corpse and did research on it.

Who is that?

Mahesh!

I'm well aware of that idiot.

Rohit Sharma!

Suicide corpse, has been stored to its prime.

Germans are genius.

Bringing back the dead is not called science.

Are you doing black Magic here?

It's medicine, Dad.

What do you want me to do now?

I discovered a virus which can heal itself.

They mutated it and turned into a virus which killed many.

We came with a notion, but that's not happening.

Fine, do something Dad.

'The pre-mature research of father and the daughter

The Hitler was cut loose.'

'Due to over dosage, he got so turned on...

that he screwed anything that moved.'

'Then it got fed up of the usual and was longing for a deeper contact.'

'That deeper contact is Sathya.'

'He's the one how trampled millions of lives in split seconds.'

'He tortured them daily'

Do you remember your last words before you died?

What did I say?

You could've lost now, but you will win one day.

I will be with you again at that time, we'll meet soon.

Its their first night. Let's leave them alone.

We'll see about that.

Boys! Follow me!

Furor, please have this.

Let me know if you feel something.

I can only say...

Mr.Hitler!

It's been 45 years since your death.

Matter is going to be tough.

Let's see.

This is called, cold pressed potatoes

If you have 5 drops of this...

the driest of canals will start gushing like furious stream.

Oh!

Why is he singing for that?

- Is it working? - Is it flowing, Furor?

This isn't working too.

Fine, I'll get you another stuff.

This is called Volcanic Puree.

So puree is got water?

I meant add water, boil it and then have it as a porridge.

- That's the issue with him. - Come on gulp it.

Corpse is too desperate.

I have one another thing.

Nuts! Nuts!

These are called Acroot Nuts!

Have them too.

Is it working?

If it isn't working even after having it.

The problem doesn't lie with these nuts...

Oh no!

Damn it the gun isn't working

Oh no, I forgot.

Here, take this AK-74.

Oh no! Oh no!

Damn, this isn't working too.

Give him the assault rifle.

Hey! Where are the bullets?

Its 50 rupees per bullet.

What can I do if you crib about it.

Even this gun is useless.

- Useless guns - Bloody idiot, stop

I won't spare you.

I've become a laughing stock.

This is Anirudh Halwa.

All the "69" ingredients are in it.

Give it a try!

Don't feel shy, try it.

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♪ I'll turn into a zombie and bite you to death

♪ I'll give you a sweet kiss without grazing the teeth

♪ Kutty-Dear!

♪ Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!

♪ Kutty-Dear!

♪ Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!

♪ I'm the type, who doesn't reply once the tick turns blue on whatsapp

♪ I'm that beauty, who attracts 1K likes even for lame status

♪ I'm that "Priya Sweety"

♪ Is that you?

♪ I'm "Swetha Angel" too

♪ not an issue let's chat

♪ I'm also the friendliest "Natasha"

♪ please reply me

♪ I'm also Dad's little Princess!

♪ Once I send in the friend request

♪ in the pretense of proposing their love

♪ smileys will shower calling me "Hi Dear!"

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♪ our very own, Anand Babu!

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♪ Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!

♪ Kutty-Dear!

♪ Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!

♪ Are you angry, Kutty-Dear?

Boss, Mahesh and his friends have come to save her.

Tie her down.

I'll see how they are planning to save her.

Great they're here now.

Now they'll know

Sir, it was them who were planning.

You guys leave, I'll take care of them.

I remember this slang from somewhere.

Hey Partha! You're still alive?

Oh-oh, ok.

Don't shout, why have you guys not escaped?

I sacrificed my life for you guys.

I won't leave without saving Sathya.

That's impossible.

Earlier he was just in love with her.

The moment you stepped into her life...

He's aggressively determined to nail her.

When you said nail her? Which one is it? This or This?

Ah!

How many will nail her?

I think he died a virgin in his previous birth.

He's horny since his return.

Then how did he survive all this while?

- Sausages! - Sausages?

All of you?

Yes!

Didn't you die this afternoon?

How did you grow so much beard?

- They served me hot! - Oh the beard is a side effect.

How do I save Sathya now?

He's impossible.

Damn!

Come on! You guys are slow!

This is Hitler's sex bungalow.

This is where he has kept Sathya.

Huh!

How many are behind Sathya?

Either ways you can't do anything, so get lost.

Bloody Curd Rice, where are you going?

He's heading out to shave. Let him go.

Let go!

The gate is open, let's get inside.

How come there's no lock at Pochinki Palace?

Hands Up!

Hey! Show me your hands.

I just held it in my hand.

How can I let it go right away.

Hey! Turn around.

I can't.

- What do you mean? - It'll take at least 2 minutes.

Do you know what's in my hand?

Do you know what's in my hand?

- Mahesh! - Hey, Arav!

- You're still alive - You're still alive

- Hey move away - I'm not a zombie

He looks like a burnt Pulav, and you're calling him Arav.

What are you doing here?

Sri Reddy added me to the list as well.

I came here to die.

But these people got me instead.

If so, did Hitler do it to you too?

I would've have been his breakfast.

But one girl saved my life.

- Sathya! - Sathya!

Why is everyone shocked?

Hey Arav, tell me what else has happened?

How many are inside Arav?

When is the festival going to start?

- Arav! - Stop it!

Mahesh!

Saving her is not an easy thing.

Stop shaking your dirty hands.

Ah! Sorry brother.

It's not an easy job to save her.

- Is it so? - Ya!

If we follow these 5 rules

It's easy to rescue Sathya.

Ok master!

Number One: Have to rescue her in 15 minutes.

We should kill Hitler.

If not Hitler with her...

Why is he crying?

Did he try his luck too?

He's saying, she'll get screwed.

Number Two:

no matter what happens, don't let your tool out.

Ah when did we take our tool out?

Number Third:

no one should go alone anywhere.

Unity is like Medhu Vada.

If so, Matter must be Masala Vada.

If things doesn't work out, escape from there.

Don't let your mantra down.

Did you hear that?

The last one, which everyone in this forest keeps saying

Make sure the Teeth doesn't graze you.

If this grazes, it's poisonous.

Today will be her...

Hey, Sinchan!

Let that all go, we don't have time.

We only have 15 minutes left. Let's get going.

Hey... where's that Oviya's husband?

He never mentioned about this.

Why is he placing his ear?

What is it?

I can't see anything.

Damn it!

There's a door bell.

Don't do anything to it, monkey.

You'll get us caught.

It can be opened only with Hitler's fingerprint.

Hey PUBG player, aren't you one of his employee?

Why don't we use your fingerprint.

It got washed out in 5th grade itself.

Does anyone has their fingerprints intact?

My fingerprints smudged with Uthaman's break-up.

Aggressively Single!

Only one person can get this done.

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- Come on - Oh him?

Welcome Mr.Blackberry.

- USB Cable - The position isn't right

- Before I get turned on, finish it. - I'm trying all possible ways

Were you guys unlocking an open door?

- What are you doing? - I'm hacking.

Everyone already got in.

That's why I'm checking my whatsapp.

For you even 5 minutes

in fact even 2 minutes is impossible.

Hey... come soon.

Keep running to the safe zone.

Oh God this room, come on move faster.

I'm getting reminded of the past.

Arumai!

Ah!

- Arumai! - I'm familiar with this voice.

Arumai!

Ah! Uthamapurusha!

Arumai!

Hey!

I was hurting thinking what you must be doing at your wedding night.

What are you doing here?

I'm not doing anything, it's them who are...

Hey! get lost, how much more do you want?

Get lost, I can't do it.

Save me, please save me.

I betrayed the person, who bent over for me

now the entire town is making me bend over.

You deserve this, damn it.

- You didn't agree to it then... - Yes.

Now the Govt. itself has passed section 377.

You were too proud, 'cause you had one thing

A speech and two tails.

They butchered me.

Seems like too many tails.

Come on.

Hey, over here.

We have to get in through this.

Mahesh, there are at least 40 guys inside.

40 men, he must have a big hand.

Arav, is there a bathroom here?

How can you get turned on in this situation?

- Is there a bathroom here? - There is one.

Then she will be here.

What is this nut case up to now?

What is he doing?

How did the soap appear through the air?

Soapie, there are 40 men inside.

Enjoy!

Jai Sandikesava!

Oh no!

- It's so silent. - Soapie!

Soapie!

- Wow! - Soapie.

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Job at a call center!

Instead of roaming through the forests with them...

I'll better get a job here and settle down.

May I come in, Sir!

Brother... Hello!

Oh God no!

Abhishek Raja!

- Yes Sir! - Over here.

Sir!

My name... how did you know my name?

I just knew.

Ok... Ok, Sir.

I didn't get my resume.

But I have an experience of 15 years.

It's very evident with your face.

- Lollipop! - Have it.

What's your expectation?

I'm expecting around 15 lacs.

- Per Anal? - Ah!?

Per Annum!

Oh annum... yes sir, yes sir.

Is night shift fine with you?

Night, night shift... I'm fine with it, Sir.

I'll work with my face down diligently.

Very Good!

That's what we need.

Hoping there will be holidays?

It depends on our mood.

Also depends on your mood too.

Depending on the mood?

What are the working hours?

How much can you take?

If you ask me to, I'll even work for one week straight.

Very Dedicated!

Thank you Sir. Thank you very much. Yess!

Can you handle pressure?

That's part of my job description.

- Are you fine with on-site? - Sure Sir.

Which country should I move to?

They'll come down here, but the service should be the best.

Sure Sir, my work is the best.

Sir, do I get my own cabin?

Come on don't embarrass me.

We'll give you a huge bungalow with swimming pool.

Is this pool huge?

That's in your hands!

One

Two

Three

Four

- Very Good! - Is this fine, Sir.

Very Good!

Miniscule Mush!

What's with the hangings here?

Oh love making scene.

I'll hide in a corner and watch.

He's good at shaking... left right, left right

Don't you slip and fall.

Bloody Soapie!

You got me caught, damn it.

Hi bro!

Mahesh, why did you come inside?

- Who should I ask? - Didn't I ask you not to follow me?

Sathya, don't worry. I'll take care of him.

Have you gone crazy, Mahesh?

You can't win him in a fight.

What is this Eva? Love is it?

- Yes. - Oh no!

It's not love.

But what to do? He has followed me till here.

You tell me what to do?

Make a decision right away.

Today is my wedding night.

It's for me too.

Oh God!

I don't like both you guys.

You guys compete and the winner come to me.

Then I'll make the decision to love him or not.

A competition with him?

He's a human.

You're not aware of Mahesh.

Wait, I'll tell you.

- Mahesh! - Sathya!

Listen, I bought some time for you to escape.

You still have time, get our from here.

I won't. It's you I wanna live with.

Damn it, then die.

Hitler!

If I let them be, they'll kill me with their talks.

It's best to get them into a tiff and escape.

I got an idea.

Simple!

Four rounds of liquor

without getting sloshed

have to eat two mangoes and a banana

and stand on one leg with falling down for 10 minutes.

- I will marry him. - Mangoes!

Simple!

Four rounds of liquor

without getting sloshed

have to eat two mangoes and a banana

and stand on one leg with falling down for 10 minutes.

I will marry him.

Four rounds of liquor

have to eat two mangoes and a banana

and stand on one leg with falling down for 10 minutes.

I will marry him.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Hey! - Country fellow

Damn it, he finished it.

Drink slowly Mahesh, you'll get sloshed.

Come on!

Cool drinks for the Boss...

- liquor for Mahesh. - Bloody frauds!

I gulped down one full bottle.

Sorry Bud!

Hit me with as many you like

- Hi! - Hey Rayudu is inside without a shirt.

- Don't scream, you'll get me caught. - What are you doing inside?

They have tied her up and these people are having drinks.

That's an horrible competition.

Whoever drinks alcohol, eat mangoes

eat bananas, stand on one leg

She'll get married to them.

Instead they could've raped her.

That's not the worse

they're mixing cool drinks in Hitler's drink and cheating

Liquor from our place tastes like cool drinks.

Ah, he's changing it.

You guys just deviate the bodyguards.

I'll take care of the rest.

Super, Super! We'll rock it.

- Ok, ok. - Come on, come on.

Rayudu what does "Deviate" mean?

Round Two:

- Wait and watch. - Who is here at this hour?

- Cheers once again. - Cheers!

Phew, I'm inside.

Hey! Who the hell is outside?

Cool drinks! Alcohol!

Let's change it.

How come it doesn't move?

Damn he got caught, idiot.

Oh! Sathya madam.

Get lost, idiot.

Hey! next!

They haven't left yet.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm his slave, so I'm taking this to him.

Hey... this is not the time to argue.

Listen, Mahesh is stuck inside.

Wait a minute.

Hey pick up the bottle.

Listen, the bottle on the right is for Hitler.

The left side bottle is for Mahesh.

Repeat what I said.

Right is for Hitler.

And left is for Mahesh.

What are you doing? What is that?

This a very dangerous alcohol.

With just one round, the person will be sloshed.

- Is that so? - Monitor!

Hey! Come on you get going.

Right is for Hitler.

Hey!

Left is for Mahesh.

You baldy!

He interchanged it.

- Success! - I'm gonna break your head.

Bloody idiot, what did I tell you?

I asked you to keep it on the right

don't hit that kid, he might die.

Didn't I ask you to keep it on the right?

Yes, you did.

Right was for Hitler.

Left was for Mahesh.

Wait a minute.

Which hand do you eat with?

With my right hand.

Which do you use to wipe?

With my left hand.

You're confusing him, you turn around.

Mahesh!

I've won the game, Madam.

Hitler, don't go back on your word

untie Madam and let her go.

You say the same to your people.

- Oh God no! - Don't!

Ya right, just keep pointing.

- But never shoots - Give me another one.

Next!

Hitler!

Ah! Come on now take this.

Now!

Why is he hooting?

Hey... what is this?

As per my plan, you got to lose.

I did interchange the bottle.

- Is it so? - Ah!

- What is he saying? - Your dark friend

Ii was me who changed the bottles.

How is it? How is it possible?

I have a doubt on this baldy, better I'll change the bottles.

Then who drank that?

Oh no Furor! Furor!

Hey! He drank that.

What is this Hitler?

Oh no! I thought we were serving you soft drinks. Was it arrack!

Come on, come on!

He started his drama. Mahesh!

- Performance is quite strong - Mahesh!

You were drinking just water.

It was us, who changed it. Stop pretending.

- Water? - Yes. Show me your face

Mahesh, you achieved what you had intended.

- You're great - Didn't I mention earlier

It's not a big deal to drink liquor.

It matters with whom you sit and drink.

Everyone is happy and speaking their hearts out.

Why are you so silent?

Don't you like me?

- Love is like a flower... - Hey...

Idiot... waste fellow.

Will someone stand outside the villain's house and talk.

Hey... let's leave damn it.

She agreed to it, she did.

Fine, but someone is missing.

Eva!

Darling!

Hey! Come on dear.

Hitla!

Come on!